general-chat

[thorny cave]

Becoming a pro alcoholic lol.
Jk

been looking for work. School sports with son.. all that shit.

[ocean widget]

thats what prisons in some countries are designed to do

why the fuck would they rehabilitate people when haha free labour

[jaunty path]

Yeah it all seems like a perpetual cycle

[thorny cave]

Playing a little helldivers in mean time

[ocean widget]

because it is

[jaunty path]

How predatory and demonous.

[ocean widget]

someone from the US post a US emoji

[analog marsh]

Prison system is to blame for this as well, especially US prisons since they have the highest prisoner number in the world iirc.

[elder merlin]

Well shit, good luck

[thorny cave]

Yeah… the job market is shit rn

[jaunty path]

Yeah and like a lot of the time people turn to crime because they need fucking money

Look at how much shoplifting is increasing

[thorny cave]

I’m stressing about Christmas and all that

[jaunty path]

Basic shit like detergent is behind glass

[analog marsh]

Yeah if people had money so they could live, stuff like shoplifting would go down drastically.

Although there will always be greedy thieving bastards that steal when they don't need to.

[arctic escarp]

why is it called blue collar crimes when they dont even weae a collar

[jaunty path]

Of course yeah some just steal just to steal. But thats obviously not representing the majority.

But the fact that things like detergent, body wipes, soap, and other basic needs being behind glass. implies there's a much deeper struggle.

things everyone needs

soap bars, behind glass

[blissful kiln]

gotta have the latest iphone tho

can shoplift the rest

ez

[nocturne bloom]

They dont really do that here. Thats why security tags are more popular and sometimes are hidden on products

[analog marsh]

yeah, that is really odd. They don't do that here in Australia usually, I have seen those protection things on the clothes and meat in some places, but I don't recall ever seeing soap behind glass.

[blissful kiln]

where I live we only have those tags on clothes and alcohol

[jaunty path]

I need to wait 5 to 10 minutes for an employee just to open it dawg

[gaunt wind]

Another sleeper update maybe next time

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf considering where you live it doesnt surprise me

[jaunty path]

real

[nocturne bloom]

Freedom is a state away

[jaunty path]

Where you need to drive everywhere

I like walking

[silver gate]

I want to be able to post images 🙁

Come to me, my perms

[jaunty path]

You can do that in the other chats

After your name becomes orange.

[elder merlin]

Listen, just be there for your kid, that is what matters really. I know its cheesey and shit, but its true.

[half elk]

they used to but then it became stereotyped and they started doing coke so they needed more open shirts

[blissful kiln]

he doesn't know

[elder merlin]

No

You joined the server too late

[silver gate]

But how do I post my minis in the mini chat

[ocean widget]

you dont have a red name

get a red name and you can

[elder merlin]

By dying

[silver gate]

What's the point of painting all these minis if I can't get approval from strangers online?

[ocean widget]

lick em

[silver gate]

They're old lead ones

[ocean widget]

lick em

[elder merlin]

Keep talking more, @silver gate

[silver gate]

I'm trying

[elder merlin]

Its the only way

More

[silver gate]

I don't have that much to say

[elder merlin]

MORE

[silver gate]

I've covered all the topics I have an interest in

[elder merlin]

MORE!!!!!!!!!!

[neon agate]

I'm sorry licking people doesn't help

[ocean widget]

the minis hazy

[neon agate]

In rare cases it does

[ocean widget]

lick the minis

[neon agate]

The minis?

[ocean widget]

yes

[neon agate]

WTF are minis?

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a city right next to me where everything is a 5 min walk tops

[ocean widget]

minatures

[neon agate]

Oh

[ocean widget]

the things you paint in tabletop warhammer

[elder merlin]

I SEE THAT

[neon agate]

Wait

[elder merlin]

@crimson crane

[green shoal]

miniature humans, aka children

[neon agate]

That still isn't a good idea

[elder merlin]

Kodename Kids Next Door

[neon agate]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

it is
everyone knows taste testing your minatures is step one to knowing if it'll fuck you in the ass during a game

[crimson crane]

You got it wrong, it's KocKNDikk

[ocean widget]

just realised their discord username is sjw

[neon agate]

I....HUH

[crimson crane]

Not the meaning you'd think

[elder merlin]

Kick him

[trim loom]

Damn, thanks for the tip. Didn't know about this.

[crimson crane]

It is initials for my full name

[elder merlin]

Suan Juan Wicardo?

[ocean widget]

your parents must've fucking hated you if you were born semi-recently

[crimson crane]

No

[crimson crane]

I'm bit old so that's not the case

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[ocean widget]

ah sick

[elder merlin]

Serious Junior Wizard?

[gilded socket]

Im suffering

But its worth it

For mgs delta

[crimson crane]

Would be sick if that's my name but nah

Not from one of them western culture

[neon agate]

Which piece do you like the most?

[ocean widget]

none because why would you lick an unpainted mini

thats dumb

you dont use unpainted minis for combat do you hazy

[neon agate]

I...

Don't understand

[ocean widget]

[elder merlin]

Stop fuckin trollin Hazy, @ocean widget

You dumb fucker lol

[ocean widget]

i am a paragon of knowledge
lick your fucking minis

[elder merlin]

I dont have minis

[ocean widget]

awful

[elder merlin]

Sanaeora Jania Warizio?

[crimson crane]

What's that amazon ass name

[wooden garnet]

wens

[vague island]

Question on the timed based waves coming to Auric. Are those like every X minutes a horde spawns. Or is it, after you defeat a horde, you have X minutes before the next one spawns? Just wondering if you can get multiple hordes at the same time.

[mossy tundra]

my game crashes when using the weapon customization mod, would anyone be able to help me out?

[round steppe]

anyone else getting spammed by accounts trying to sell AI art?

They all have this server in common

[astral basin]

Aaa

[tired inlet]

It's-a-me Warizio! Nyaah-ha-haaa

[ocean widget]

yes

uninstall the mod

problem solved

[elder merlin]

I just made it up, i think it sounds rather distinguished

[tacit geode]

Report the name in amod report so they get banned

[mossy tundra]

i have it disabled currently. game runs with it fine but if i go into penance screen the game crashes

[round steppe]

Ah that is helpful thank you.

[ocean widget]

is it uninstalled

[tired inlet]

Oh, the bots trying to sell you generated images (not art, art is made by human beings) as profile pictures?
twice. I sent the 2nd one a screenshot of my conversation with the first; they responded with "lol" and went dark

[languid hazel]

Blorf

[elder merlin]

Lol thats a name

[round steppe]

Yea...three of them today.

[crimson crane]

Well it does sounds better than my name i guess

[ocean widget]

betting its cus of ur PFP

[languid hazel]

It’s still me, I just wanted to go turbo heretical :3

[elder merlin]

Which is?

[round steppe]

PFP?

[elder merlin]

Well now we had two dog girls, you and @gilded socket

[crimson crane]

It is a secret

[elder merlin]

Who is currently trying not to bark

[crimson crane]

Classified

[ancient violet]

No they are a shark

[mossy tundra]

its disabled in vortex and i currently do not have it running and i am able to view penance screen. but i cant figure outhow to get it to run without crashing with the mod

[ocean widget]

profile pic
ur pfp looks straight out of samurai jack so assumably they'd try and market PFPs to people without one or people with PFPs from TV shows n shit

[ancient violet]

vortex

[languid hazel]

I am shonk dog :3

[ancient violet]

Uh oh

I'ma be real with you buddy

I think you got a start off with a clean slate

[elder merlin]

Eh, same thing

[ancient violet]

300 million years of evolution diff

[ocean widget]

"go to the mod options and turn off the options for store/player/rewards randomization"

[languid hazel]

Oi, wazzock! Darktide time? :3

[round steppe]

Damn...that sucks...I just like Aku. Same pic since 2016 and never had a problem before...maybe it's time to evolve...How is Skeletor these days? I could use a good Nyah hahahah!

[elder merlin]

Listen, water doggo, land doggo, basically same difference

[tired inlet]

Both instances their accounts were deleted. I can't even find them on my own discord logs.

[mossy tundra]

could work, ill give it a try, ty

[elder merlin]

Oh, hell yeah, i could play lol

[ancient violet]

Huh?

[fair bridge]

hey guys so what's new in the update i'm sure you just heard about it right now

[elder merlin]

You alive, @sleek harness?

[languid hazel]

Heck ye :3

[vestal mantle]

Paul... As one ogryn to another ogryn, i gots question

[elder merlin]

What is it, poozer?

[ancient violet]

I got a bad feeling about this

[tropic sorrel]

Three reworks? At the same time?

[elder merlin]

You too?

[ocean widget]

you aint gotta change it tbf
just block em and move on

[elder merlin]

Lol

[ocean widget]

they should eventually get the message

[vestal mantle]

So im using twin stubber, cant quite find a melee to use with it but Grug wants to dakka

[ocean widget]

bully club

[tropic sorrel]

Did fatshark actually cook?

[round steppe]

Yea I'll report them.

[elder merlin]

Might as well get them all out of the way, sp people'll stop bitching and they can give us weapons in the next update, or something else greater

[vestal mantle]

Tried shovel but shovel feels off and dont wanna club

[elder merlin]

Knife

[ocean widget]

theres only one option then

become british

[elder merlin]

Knife is the only melee i use for Ogryn

[vestal mantle]

Any particular one and whats like my plan

[tropic sorrel]

I'm not mad, for once they actually did a lot of something

[round steppe]

Ah, another good point. Thanks.

[elder merlin]

You ever seen Verac's killing Floor video?

[ancient violet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vestal mantle]

Just dakka specialists or do I dakka everything but hordes or what am I doing?

[ocean widget]

think i saw it pop up in my recommended
not watched it though

ok yeah just pulled it up and intro is very accurate 10/10

[turbid nymph]

does anyone have a video for the chainsword update?

[ocean widget]

bro the update isnt even out yet

[elder merlin]

I usually do the side to side slashy one (Mk 3) for the hordes and then put on Momentum and Savage Sweep

[tired inlet]

missing out on pickaxe

[astral laurel]

sends you the rickroll video

[elder merlin]

You heard me, poozer

[turbid nymph]

i just saw a bunch of videos about the power falchion

[languid hazel]

Seems to be out for me :3 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ocean widget]

yeah

because its been announced

not because its usable right now

[elder merlin]

Add me, @languid hazel

[elder merlin]

In the future

[ocean widget]

stop time travelling ya bastard

[languid hazel]

I’m using a power falchion rigjt now. It’s… okay ;3

[languid hazel]

Added

[jaunty path]

We have yet another animal here.

[mossy tundra]

This worked, thanks for your help

[ocean widget]

no worries

[minor narwhal]

whats the new meta build in update? im trying out a greatsword build rn

[languid hazel]

I’ve always been here. I just left and came back not long agao after taking a year long hiatus from the game :3

[ocean widget]

we dont know yet

[elder merlin]

What is your friend code

Or add me via mine

[languid hazel]

Full center lane on Veteran with Power Falchion :3

[elder merlin]

Get on darktide, poozer @ocean widget

[minor narwhal]

imma try that rn then

[languid hazel]

I sent the friend request

[ocean widget]

it is 2am but aight

[tropic sorrel]

Wait it's live

Is zealot saved

[languid hazel]

It is for me

[elder merlin]

Oh, i got it

[languid hazel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ocean widget]

its not live for me

[elder merlin]

Add me, @ocean widget

[tropic sorrel]

No more stealth knives? Is it safe to come out?

[ocean widget]

its just knives now dw

[tropic sorrel]

No more icon spamming?

I just want to press F and irresponsibly launch myself into terrible situations

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

@elder merlin thanks... I wanted to try something different than taunting

[tropic sorrel]

I'm a missle and my payload is the hell of my own making 🗣️

[elder merlin]

Are you being facetious? Ya lil' shit

[vestal mantle]

Huh?

Big word

[elder merlin]

Where is that friend request? @ocean widget

[vestal mantle]

Brain shell hurt

[elder merlin]

Genuine thanks or sarcasm

[ocean widget]

processing inquisitorial clearance

[vestal mantle]

Genuine

[elder merlin]

Oh alright

[vital tusk]

Is Melk bugged rn?

[ocean widget]

i swear darktides first startup of the day takes longer than waiting for an old person to stop tapping shit and asking you to fix it

[vestal mantle]

I been wanting to dakka more but with vet rework figured id just stick with ogryn

[languid hazel]

Okay so to clarify I’m approximately three days into the future from you all right now. The new update is really really good. All classes now feel comparably strong yet each have their weaknesses as well

[ocean widget]

why didnt you warn us during september

[languid hazel]

This update really put a big emphasis on team work

[vestal mantle]

So... What cpg is saying is that we all are just gonna run off and get dogged or trappered

[ocean widget]

yes

[languid hazel]

Was too busy worrying about irl bullshit =^w^=

[ocean widget]

fair
wouldn't have got tomska finally doing ska if you did

[elder merlin]

[languid hazel]

Oh and FS broke something with the game because both combat knives now have chainsword attack sets for some reason

[elder merlin]

Dont tell the loner zealots that

They'll combust

[ocean widget]

sent it paul

[jaunty path]

Loner zealots are about to be purged.

[ocean widget]

ah fuck yeah chainknives

[elder merlin]

Lol same helmet

[ocean widget]

yup

couldnt get anything close to a bouncers helmet so had to go with that

still no drill for ogryn 0/10 would not drill into spliced up mentally insane people again

[unborn dust]

5 hours later still haven't gotten my twitch drops I got the others from the past drops in like 10 minutes

[languid hazel]

Actually, the CM (quickpaw?) said that drills for ogryn are a possibility. Errr, rather they will say that on Thursday :3

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/bioshock-bigdaddy-gif-2306880957810206336

[languid hazel]

I yhink it was the CM who says that

[elder merlin]

Tryin out the pickaxe again

We'll see

[agile raven]

HoJo concert.

[elder merlin]

Drills?

[languid hazel]

just in case anyone is confused, I’m performing a bad comedic bit where I am a time traveller about three days into the future :3

[elder merlin]

Dual wield drills?

[weak ferry]

So like do arbites get new cosmetics tomorrow too or nah?

[hallow yacht]

Anyone else lagging today? Everything seems fine on my end.

[sweet wraith]

The only reason to use loner is to get that stupid 200 backstab penance

[vestal mantle]

Ive had disconnects before or after a mission today

[rustic dragon]

what time does the update go live tomorrow?

[elder merlin]

I just want a dual wield weapon set that isnt just some weapon and a shield

I hate the shield

[vestal mantle]

Alright... Break done... Time to dakka

[languid hazel]

I want a shield and a sword sized for an ogryn

I’ll settle for an axep

[rustic dragon]

what time does the update go live?

[elder merlin]

I wouldnt mind a shield if it wasnt fucking door sized

[vestal mantle]

Roughly 8 am US cst

[elder merlin]

Also when the fuck is Fatshark gonna give us the vermintide 2 cosmetics on console? For darktide

[sweet trail]

When is it dropping tomorrow. Like 12:00 am tomorrow or like 5 pm tomorrow

[elder merlin]

I want the mohawk for Ogryn

[languid hazel]

Ripperdocs are just the tech-priests of Cyberpunk settings

[onyx musk]

are netrunners also tech-priests

[elder merlin]

Maybe it just isnt our night, @languid hazel @ocean widget

Or i fuckin suck

Either or

[ocean widget]

the director is as much a fan of pegging as lady luck

either that or they're double teaming

[elder merlin]

I volunteer as tribute

Maybe its time for the old man of the mountain

I swear, im good at this game, or i used to be anyway

[lilac crag]

I trust you ole man

if no ones got you, I got you

[elder merlin]

Choose @ocean widget

A mission

[neon agate]

PETRUS NO

Guys we can't be here talking about gooning guys please

[arctic escarp]

no I volunteer as tribute

[neon agate]

GUYS NO

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-gun-thats-a-shame-rifle-reload-gif-16005192

[neon agate]

Are you killing them?

The gooners?

[languid hazel]

I might just be bad, gaymers

[elder merlin]

Ok, maybe it just aint the night for Darktide, @ocean widget @languid hazel

[misty trench]

no but actually yes

[elder merlin]

We'll play tomorrow with the update

[misty trench]

(not really)

[elder merlin]

When we all have the update

[neon agate]

(I know yeah)

[languid hazel]

Hellfloppers it is then!

[neon agate]

(This server is super chill)

[elder merlin]

You can only kill me on Transformers: Fall of Cybertron, so get on and lets tussle

[elder merlin]

I'll play that

[arctic escarp]

ooh I just saw the pinned post

[ocean widget]

yup
directors had too many drinks

[arctic escarp]

New Helbore IRON SIGHTS (BUFF) yippee

no more peep sights mashallah

[neon agate]

You can aim in darktide?

[ocean widget]

yeah

[neon agate]

I never knew this

[misty trench]

I never tussle for free

[ocean widget]

ADS

[languid hazel]

Hazy only uses braced auto guns

[elder merlin]

You're tusslin for rep, now get on or forever be a poozer

[neon agate]

Bro why did you make me sad that I will never be able to play that again

I miss that game

[languid hazel]

Oh and double barrel

[neon agate]

GUNS?!?!?!

[elder merlin]

Same, i miss it

[neon agate]

THERE ARE GUNS

[misty trench]

handgonnes

[ocean widget]

lady luck aint gonna fuck you guys
god knows shes busy fucking me for gods sake

[neon agate]

PLEASE

GUYS

STOP GOONIGN

[elder merlin]

4994-0486, @languid hazel

Add me

[misty trench]

don't add him

make him add you

[elder merlin]

@misty trench if you dont get your ass on transformers or helldivers 2

[arctic escarp]

must've feel good huh

[misty trench]

I DON'T OWN EITHER OF THOSE

[languid hazel]

Ah yes, assert my dominance. Aquila is indeed correct

[ocean widget]

no
being battered by a bunch of shit does unfortunately not feel good

[elder merlin]

Then you're a fuckin poozer, and you'll always be a poozer

[elder merlin]

Then generate a number and give it to me

[ocean widget]

i think the only thing i havent been battered in is BG3 and thats because i can actually do shit in a turnbased

[arctic escarp]

Pacing changes to Auric, timer-based hordes like Havoc what does this mean Incan

[elder merlin]

Oh nvm, you already sent me a request

Lol

[arctic escarp]

I dont remember what a timer based horde

[ocean widget]

pretty sure theres a time between hordes now

[hollow lake]

What time is the update coming tomorrow?

[neon agate]

....I think I am going to to bleach my brain after this

[astral basin]

I need Aquila to get his ass on Remnant 2

Lol

[misty trench]

horde timers so you'll get hordes at regular intervals

[elder merlin]

I bet he doesnt have that either

[inland mantle]

Theres set horde spots and hordes that showup on a timer

[misty trench]

it's true

[languid hazel]

Then he should hop on the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV

[elder merlin]

@misty trench what the fuck do you have besides darktide then? Gimme your library list, so i can judge you

[ocean widget]

the fact remnant 2 only allows 3 people at once is a fucking crime when FTA allowed 4

[elder merlin]

Fta?

[ocean widget]

from the ashes

nvm just checked and realised i used a mod for 4 people

[inland mantle]

Bout to say r1 was 3 people too

[languid hazel]

Pfff

[elder merlin]

Alright ban him

[ocean widget]

look if 4 people couldn't kill a boss by electrically t-posing it to death what was the point

[neon agate]

I am going to play remnant 2 and beat anni with fists only to fix my brain

[astral basin]

“Aquila why arent you playing monster hunter wilds”

[misty trench]

the only other games I own are 7 days to die and superman 64

[ocean widget]

i dont know which one is worse ngl

[elder merlin]

@inner nimbus i need you to ban @misty trench

[ocean widget]

sounds fun

[elder merlin]

Man, i fucking hate Annihilation

[neon agate]

Yes indeed

[elder merlin]

Fuck that fuckin boss

[ocean widget]

i didnt struggle with it surprisingly

[elder merlin]

Shitass motherfucker

[astral basin]

Lmfao i didnt expect to get so many people to recognize Remnant 2

[ocean widget]

i just shot that fucker to death the same way i always do

[neon agate]

Anni made me realize that my body is meant to take a lot of punishment especially in coop

[ocean widget]

flaming bullets

[neon agate]

I GOT CALLED OUT FOR BEING A LURKER HERE BECAUSE OF REMANNT

[elder merlin]

Me, @neon agate and @languid hazel are originally from the remnant 2 discord

[neon agate]

BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE HERE KNOW ME FROM REMNANT 2 SERVER

[ocean widget]

remnant 2 is a sick fucking game though

[languid hazel]

We’re refugees from the remnant server afyer our fukken game stopped getting updates :3

[neon agate]

AND SOMEHOW THEY KNEW I WAS THERE

[ocean widget]

oh shit ill have to join that

[neon agate]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING

I have gone from dd2 server to remnant to darktide

Somehow

Gooners are in all of them

[astral basin]

I need to redownload it. Was playing it while couch surfing and only got 1-2 runs finished

[neon agate]

But IDK what's worse

[ocean widget]

DD2 is darkest dungeon right?

[silver gate]

I can't believe my computer is dead

[neon agate]

People gooning for the eldtrich, mudtooth, or hadron

[silver gate]

What is gonna happen to me

[neon agate]

Yes

[silver gate]

Heretics are gonna go unpunished.

[astral basin]

Mudtooth.
MUDTOOTH?
Wtf

[ocean widget]

thinking darkest dungeon hasnt got gooners is clearly telling me you havent seen the omen seeker mod

[neon agate]

[neon agate]

I understand gooner mods, but when you are straight up stroking it to eldtrich beings that aren't even hot in anyway I got questions.

[astral basin]

We remnant players have nurgle at home

[ocean widget]

nah mate you know that one huge boobs post?
that is literally just the omenseeker

the fuckin anime plot one

[neon agate]

Oh

You are talking about the coven?

Yeah

That didn't help

[blazing ibex]

shout out to all the actual monster fuckers out there 💯

[left radish]

Yall is the death Korps of Kriegs are still in shop cycle or they’re limited

[ocean widget]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1289815222

this

[rocky radish]

100% agree. Loved it. Although N’rud (or whatever it was called) was a bit bland. And it could have benefitted from nameable builds

[ocean widget]

limited

all darktide skins are fomo

[left radish]

Aw

[blazing ibex]

bravest people on this planet

[ocean widget]

paul'll probably like the marauder DD mod though

[neon agate]

Anyways...I am going to get ready to play zealot on Wednesday

I gotta go back to my old ways

[astral basin]

N’rud was my first realm
As a sci-fi lover, i loved it
But getting sniped by drones as a level 1 heavy was awful

Then i saw that. I wasnt gonna get much in the way of mechanical stuffs
except for the train challenge omg what was that

[neon agate]

Also not fun when you only have a shotgun

[ocean widget]

haha yeah

god that one sucked
thank fuck for the pistol

[astral basin]

Shotgun and big sword.
Awful experience
Almost unplayable

[neon agate]

I am shocked they buffed it

[ocean widget]

im not

i replaced that shit almost immediately when i got something other than it in R1

[neon agate]

So funnily they overbuffed bulldog now

It's so fooking insane

[neon agate]

No I mean in 2

They buffed it

Like so hard

[ocean widget]

yeah i know

it sucked in 1

[neon agate]

After intial realease

[ocean widget]

oh

[rocky radish]

I think i mostly focused on status effect spam. Or stupid shield builds that were almost unkillable

[ocean widget]

yeah i didnt play on release

[astral basin]

I did

[neon agate]

....The lengths I would go for you know what

[ocean widget]

ill boot up the game and check what im running RQ

i know its engi warden at least

[neon agate]

Brother they buffed so much stuff

[neon agate]

Everyone gigachad react them man

[ocean widget]

think i mainly use the minigun tbh

[ocean widget]

if i can tank, i must tank

[neon agate]

TRUE

[somber stream]

Tuesday

[astral basin]

I know the first couple of months they were buffing an insane amount of stuff
But like
I had to stop right when the community learned how to get archon

[somber stream]

Someone break the cycle, please

[rocky radish]

That one sword attack that would hit everything on half the map, could be spammed and could also be used to leach life, before it go nerfed. chefs kiss

[astral basin]

?

[dry bay]

What time does the update drop?

[astral basin]

Soon

[somber stream]

Just bitching, nvm me

[dry bay]

Debating leaving my pc on tonight to let it update at work

[ocean widget]

dont

it wont release any time soon

[dry bay]

Im talking about mainly when I get up for work

[ocean widget]

it'll be more than 12 hours before update drops

[somber stream]

We know that it will be today, but no ETA yet?

[ocean widget]

probably'll drop at 4-5 or smth

[dry bay]

So turn it on before work

👍

[somber stream]

Usually it's 10-11 CET

[ocean widget]

oh shit fr

5 hours then

[astral basin]

Wheres that “soon” sticker

[somber stream]

Soon™

[ocean widget]

none unfortunately

we need stickers of "good old plasma" and "Soon™"

[astral basin]

Next week*

[astral basin]

Not soon™ but

I need. Purpose

[ocean widget]

assumably everyone here who plays remnant plays it on different consoles

oh nvm r2 has crossplay wtf

[somber stream]

Finished my Felinid drawing @arctic escarp
#darktide-fan-art message

[ocean widget]

[ocean widget]

wrong one

[somber stream]

Fuck

[ocean widget]

@arctic escarp

[wide night]

I was very confused for a second

[somber stream]

Sorry newcomer

[neon agate]

Yes

[somber stream]

But you're welcome to check it out

[wide night]

I've been here 10 months

[somber stream]

Grey

🫵

[fair bridge]

based, looks great

[ocean widget]

aye ill pop what im running in zealot chat rq

[rustic dragon]

what time does the update go live tomorrow?

[tired inlet]

baa-dee-ayy

[astral basin]

So those were the boobs you were working on a couple nights ago

Heretical

[somber stream]

Thanks Mallow

[somber stream]

Have your eyes failed you? Clearly there are 3 seals

[astral basin]

Merely a proper attempt to apologize for their existence

Lol. Felinid sister looks a little dope tho

[rustic dragon]

what time does the update go live tomorrow?

[somber stream]

No specific ETA yet, but best bet is 10-11 CET

[astral basin]

Soon™

[rustic dragon]

ty, man

[somber stream]

You're welcome, man

[lime beacon]

did you resist the siren song of more sausage

[somber stream]

Yeah i settled for fruit

[astral basin]

Who starts a conversation like that

[somber stream]

I had 9 sausages the other day

[astral basin]

Omg what

Links? Or like

[lime beacon]

bro is not privy to info

[astral basin]

I know nothing

[bitter matrix]

Boutta stay up to download and play ts immediately

[somber stream]

That enthusiast huh?

[lilac crag]

morning licht

[thick fog]

I do wanna skip my sleep so I can play earlier but have to rest after night work

[somber stream]

Morning Alex

[thick fog]

Though I usually wake up at 2pm so only few hours late after update drop

[lime beacon]

I NEED to see what finger trinket they add for this new rotation

I hope its the witch fingers OH MY GOD

[astral basin]

Im awake another 9 hours. Past night to morning

Aaaaa overnights hurt

[somber stream]

I have to form a SOP and storage system layout for my designing job, for some reason

[lime beacon]

just mail your boss a half eaten sausage link

[somber stream]

You can't charm Koreans with such approach

[lime beacon]

Send him a half eaten kimbap roll

[somber stream]

Interesting idea

[astral basin]

Almost ready for my month long no mans sky obsession

[elder merlin]

I'll give him a sausage alright

[lime beacon]

Send this villain back to the HR seminar on workplace relations

[ocean widget]

how tf do u manage to obsess over that for a month?

like no hate to the game but bloody christ

[lime beacon]

It is easy to obsess over stuff

[tired inlet]

some people enjoy a little existential nihilism and some cosmic ennui

others are very troubled by it

[gilded socket]

Cock

[lime beacon]

I've been obsessing over daphne from scooby doo for like 12 years

[ocean widget]

oh i meant because the games boring as shit

[tired inlet]

and Balls?

[somber stream]

Basic

[gilded socket]

Cock

[somber stream]

Velma is where it's at

[tired inlet]

Nah, but it wasn't made for people like you. It's okay.

[lime beacon]

well, which version of velma

[ocean widget]

thats why i said this
#general-chat message

[lime beacon]

[astral basin]

I like planet hopping and settlement building
A little terra forming
Blaster modding

[somber stream]

Not the self-insert one

[ocean widget]

ah that explains it

[tired inlet]

I like exploring and identifying/cataloguing

[lime beacon]

okay whew

[tired inlet]

also learning new languages

[chilly shell]

The one from Velma obviously

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

was not into base building in games
mainly just flew my ship around when i played it on PS4

unfortunate lack of being able to crash into planets

[lime beacon]

[astral basin]

Im not much of a base builder
4 walls and a chest will do me fine
I prefer to roam

[neon agate]

WHAT PROMPTED THIS

[somber stream]

What?

Turtle neck, brunette, short hair, glasses. It's the entire package

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[tired inlet]

Linda Cardellini

[lime beacon]

goated

[neon agate]

Can we go one hour with anyone gooning?

[ocean widget]

yo @neon agate any specific prism shit i need for the build or nah

[ocean widget]

no

[neon agate]

Literally whatever you want

[lime beacon]

No one is gooning you creature

[ocean widget]

thank fuck

[lime beacon]

We're just talking about scooby doo

[neon agate]

No dude that build actually fooking slaps

[lime beacon]

Bro runs into every conversation yelling about "who up gooning"

Also what is the grungler emote supposed to convey

fear?

[vestal mantle]

Yea, knife works great for what im using on ogryn

Abys is stealth commandogryn

[nocturne bloom]

How about, 6 foot 8, high heels, ripped jeans, crop top with a backwards hat and loop earrings

I NEED UPPIES

NOWW

[somber stream]

gulp

[lime beacon]

@neon agate ok now they're gooning

say the thing

[neon agate]

Gooners?

[lime beacon]

yeah, brand them with the fire poker

[lilac crag]

I'm so happy I'm so normal about my wife

[somber stream]

Am not invovled in this

[tired inlet]

oh hey, another person in their 20s or 30s who is married and has a mundane life

[lilac crag]

I'm 18 boss

[tired inlet]

Well good luck on that marriage then

[ocean widget]

presumably not married given the genshin impact server emoji

[lilac crag]

I don't play genshin....

[tired inlet]

I hope the person you grow to be continues to maintain their feelings and identity as you change.

[ocean widget]

emojis from the official discord tho

[lilac crag]

thank you

[tired inlet]

It takes a while to cope with understanding that I'm no longer the person my spouse married and my spouse is no longer the person I married because we grew and changed as people

[lilac crag]

that's a natural thing, for better or for worse

[somber stream]

Shit man that's depressing

[lilac crag]

tis for emotes lad

[somber stream]

But understandable

[tired inlet]

and the difficulty is trying to hold it together and try to grow with each other as we grow as individuals

[ocean widget]

ah thats fair then

[lilac crag]

I tried genshin for like

a week

[tired inlet]

a lot of people grow a part

which is normal and natural

[lilac crag]

and I couldn't take it

[lilac crag]

did something happen?

[somber stream]

People change

And we're at times, too busy to notice the morp

[tired inlet]

Well you can look at the divorce rate for yourself, bud

[lilac crag]

aha

sorry

[tired inlet]

also I was enlisted in the military and hooo boy

[somber stream]

This can't end well

[lilac crag]

hm.

[somber stream]

So you compromised at the end?

[tired inlet]

met a lot of married teenagers because the military will pay you more, pay your rent, and allow your spouse to move with you

[ocean widget]

How many were married to strippers is the question

[tired inlet]

so you'd have PVTs and SRs marrying their high school significant other that they've been with a fifth of their lives (3 years) without ever understanding that they never really knew each other as adults because they're still the children they were.

[long sigil]

Shit

[tired inlet]

29 Palms and Camp Pendleton baybeeeee

[ocean widget]

Heard a lot about people in the military getting married to strippers

[long sigil]

Fat shark almost die

But they did nice

[somber stream]

Spoke too soon Bart

You've doomed us all

[hard crane]

fatshark actually failed us wdym

[rocky moat]

failshark

[somber stream]

There were a lot of question for the new CM yesterday regarding the upcoming patch

He avoided every question about the connection issue

Something stinks

[inland mantle]

Connection issues in my DT? FS would never

[unborn dust]

7 hours and I have still not received my twitch drops

[somber stream]

There's a twitch drop?

[unborn dust]

Yeah

for vet

[somber stream]

Nvm it look so ass

[unborn dust]

I want it cause of the colors they look funny

[somber stream]

Seems like tzeentch vomitted all over the thing

[unborn dust]

Exactly

[blazing hawk]

What the FUCK

Is the PLASMA GUNNER

Removes golden toughness

[unborn dust]

A pain in the ass is what its gonna be

[blazing hawk]

Dampens toughness regen

WHY NOT JUST

NERF GOLDEN TOUGHNESS

[inland mantle]

Nah cause that's funny

[blazing hawk]

They better BLOW UP

Their plasma gun should be a weakspot

And blow up randomly ofc

Blowing up randomly is a universal.plasma experience that fatshark doesn't want to add to plasma gun m1

[trim loom]

They roll a 1 and die

[blazing hawk]

We do it kill team style here

[long sigil]

Huh

I was eating burger

[austere cosmos]

Are people unironically mad that Arbites didn't get nerfed more?

[blazing hawk]

The chance of them exploding is inversely related to how much health they havr

[blazing hawk]

Probably

[tired inlet]

nah, we're just gonna chill out and listen to FiFi Zhang

[blazing hawk]

But this plasma gunner might beat the fuck outta them

Plasma gunner sucks mega balls keep them in Boltgun

[arctic escarp]

WAAAAAA

shes so beautiful 🥹

[blazing hawk]

Also

[austere cosmos]

Good, because that's would be very cringe in a CO-OP SHOOTER

[blazing hawk]

Boltgun nerfs I hear

I can't believe

[tired inlet]

Zealot with a relic blade blinks Shoot---er?

[blazing hawk]

I can't believe they didn't let us blow up with plasma gun m1

[somber stream]

Thank you, sloppy work though

[inland mantle]

Became the bullet

[elder merlin]

Sorry, i dced and went to shower, you still awake? @languid hazel

[blazing hawk]

Firing zealots out of the lance cannon until one of them hits wolfer

[austere cosmos]

CO-OP GRIMDARK SIMULATOR*

[tired inlet]

if I could develop, I'd see about making the plasma gun a weak point that causes them to explode in a PBAOE with knockback/down

[blazing hawk]

Shooting them while they're cooling their plasma gun should make them explode

Iirc that's how the Heretic Plasma Gunners in boltgun worked

[elder merlin]

So this was pretty much the rework update with some other minor things

Hopefully last update of this year will be weapons for everyone

[blazing hawk]

More mortis trial archetypes which will always be welcomed

[wary flint]

Is the update tomorrow going to be released at the same time as the blog post today?

[elder merlin]

Only Fatshark knows

[blazing hawk]

Hot-shot lasguns and volleyguns are never coming due to FS having seizures adding the cabling

Heavy Stubbers are

Uh

No clue actually

[arctic escarp]

look I get it, we're very critical of our own work xd

but that is legitimately, a work you can be proud of ❤️

[blazing hawk]

Play ogryn atp

Does veteran tree even have any support for a heavy stubber?

Maybe WS

Plasma Pistol? What for

Power fist? Gonna be clunky as fuck

[shy sandal]

Anyone knows when exactly the update drops?

[blazing hawk]

Yesterday

[wary flint]

Updates September 23, 2026

[blazing hawk]

Touches my soul

[austere cosmos]

Power Fist for Ogryn and I will literally indenture my servitude to FS

[blazing hawk]

Bolt weapon nerf is kinda ass thoigh

[austere cosmos]

I mean it. I'll cradle the balls. Swallow the gravy

[fair bridge]

i gotta rewatch tropic thunder

[austere cosmos]

Oh thank god somebody got the reference

[bronze sequoia]

what time the update coming out exactly?

[wary flint]

Are bolts getting nerfed? I thought the only change was some new variants and nothing else

[fair bridge]

i remember stupid things only basically

[austere cosmos]

Hell yeah bro I can relate

[ripe tangle]

Hello Everyone

[arctic escarp]

hey sis

[ripe tangle]

who’s acting like a Degeneratw today?

I’ll shoot them from the start this time.

[fair bridge]

someone mentioned their wife and how they loved her

then someone mentioned their husband and how they love him

which one gets shot

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I don't think that's degeneracy

[fair bridge]

we'll let the panel decide

[ripe tangle]

Neither… that isn’t degeneracy…

but you wishing for their deaths.

[fair bridge]

did i mention the one with a husband was a HOMOSEXUAL

unheard of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ripe tangle]

you wishing for their deaths condemns you… TO DEATH

[fair bridge]

deatg

DEATG

[arctic escarp]

it was me barru

[ripe tangle]

Homosexuality isn’t a sin, Mallow.

[fair bridge]

technically

[austere cosmos]

My god is a buff otter so that tracks

[fair bridge]

but if you don't subscribe to the religious beliefs that see homosexuality as a sin it's completely irrelevant

in fact i'm hard pressed to think of any that don't see it as one

funny how that works!!

[tired inlet]

alright. time to go home

[blazing hawk]

I've heard there's gonna be a new modifier for stimmed enemies

Like they have our stims

[fair bridge]

enemies that are stimming

[gilded socket]

No one is listening

[fair bridge]

what are the poxwalkers stimming on

[blazing hawk]

The only redemption FS can get now

Is making those who under the blue stim.have their voices sped and pitched up

[austere cosmos]

I only got two rules

1. stay the fuck away from my stimms

2. do you got any stimms?

[blazing hawk]

It would be hells funny if we could stim the enemies

Green stim instantly kills them

[fair bridge]

when will they add the fent stimm

[blazing hawk]

Daemonhost is now a rager doing the fent overdose pose

Leaning back

[blazing hawk]

If you kill the fent rager

You get fent

However

[austere cosmos]

give this man a job you Swedish bastards

[blazing hawk]

The fent rager has his weapons tipped with nurgle fent

[fair bridge]

i Love Fent

[blazing hawk]

Being hit with the nurgle fint

Yeah that's corruption

And instead of being downed you also hit the fent pose for 5 seconds completely stunned

[ripe tangle]

DAEMONIC CORRUPTION?

[blazing hawk]

Fentanyl

[ripe tangle]

Oh….

[austere cosmos]

we're just talking about a little fentanyl baby

[blazing hawk]

If we kill the fent rager

We get the good fent

[austere cosmos]

just a little tho 🤏

[blazing hawk]

You can throw at your team to fully heal them in a cloud of fent

[fair bridge]

Moebian 21st soldiers giving you the Fent Freeze after touching the outer casing of a Fent Stimm

[ripe tangle]

Fentanyl is bad yeah, don’t do that stuff…

[blazing hawk]

If you throw the fent at enemies

They fight for you

[austere cosmos]

wdym I mainline that shit and krokodil and I have most of my appendages left

[fair bridge]

i remember when krokodil was on the news a lot

[blazing hawk]

We will have a new mission

To kill the fent dealer

And steal his shit

[austere cosmos]

now it's hard to get the good stuff

[blazing hawk]

The martyrs skull on that mission will be replaced with a Martyrs bong

[somber stream]

Oh i heard we're getting new echos

[blazing hawk]

Man I can't wait to hear the echo saying that wolfer and zola are Walter white and Jesse pinkman

[austere cosmos]

🤔

They're like brother and sister, ja?

[somber stream]

Sounds like it

[austere cosmos]

Sucks for Zola tbh, but Wolfer is a punk bitch

[somber stream]

That Zola art from yesterday still linger in my mind

[austere cosmos]

send me that r34 link

I wanna see

[somber stream]

R34? Nah dawg, we're going legit

[blazing hawk]

What

Whay

What

[austere cosmos]

Brodie over there is talm bout lewds right

[somber stream]

Here
#general-chat message

[orchid lynx]

Man, today ill be boltig many heretics

[arctic escarp]

based Hank

[austere cosmos]

LOL I was basically right 😂

[arctic escarp]

posting GOON for everyone to see

[austere cosmos]

Holy shit, I was taking the piss but LMAOO

[arctic escarp]

my morale is boosted

[somber stream]

Straight in general chat, too

Based mod

[austere cosmos]

real talk, that art is well done

[somber stream]

Indeed

[arctic escarp]

nfsw art can be genuinely really fucking artistic 💯

[austere cosmos]

Pays the bills and it's good practice

No surprise tbh

[elder merlin]

Just saw a vtuber/warhammer art piece that was pretty cool

[delicate vapor]

update comes out in 6-7 minutes

[elder merlin]

Misinformation

Kill him

[austere cosmos]

I don't believe you choom

mentiroso

[orchid lynx]

Morale improved. I should start applying similar tactics

[delicate vapor]

get me black ops 6

[arctic escarp]

we can expect maybe 4-5 PM swedish time

that would be about 10 PM for me

[elder merlin]

Fuck black ops

[somber stream]

... with another female guardsman right?

Not you, yourself. Right?

[drowsy lynx]

he does make a strong argument

[arctic escarp]

The men shall also wear only underwear for morale purposes

[orchid lynx]

Whatever u say man. Just remember i have a very loyal squad of ogryns

[somber stream]

good god

[orchid lynx]

There will be a guard clendar just like firefighters so

[somber stream]

No

[orchid lynx]

Oil up gentleman

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[orchid lynx]

My picture will be on July

[somber stream]

Hey that's my birth month

[orchid lynx]

Same

[strange iris]

is darktide update going up at 12am?

[orchid lynx]

I guess we can do it together

[somber stream]

Phrasing.

[orchid lynx]

No need

[elder merlin]

Nope

[halcyon pebble]

in 9-12hr

[sharp rose]

Are the twitch drop items currently in the game or do they release with the update?

[stuck drum]

guys when update?

[unborn dust]

Idk cause I havent gotten mine and its been like 7-8 hours

[sharp rose]

Yea mine haven't come through so I'm assuming it's with the update

[unborn dust]

Hopefully

[sharp rose]

They also don't show up in the cosmetics screen with the inspect mod

[unborn dust]

Yeah they must be an update item then

[iron glade]

what usually is the time when an update is rolled out again

[west pecan]

For me it's usually been 12CET, which is 4am my time.

[fair bridge]

approximately <t:1758621600:R>

[iron glade]

thanks

[wheat sphinx]

I just read the patchnotes

they actually fuckin' made you able to replay campaign missions

and added a dodge counter

wooo

@west pecanAlso nice fursuit

[west pecan]

Merci

[wheat sphinx]

You got more to show?

[west pecan]

At a later date

I've got heretics to dice

[wheat sphinx]

Hit me up when you can

:D

[fair bridge]

[somber stream]

Hmmm

There is pleasure to be found in categorizing things

[astral basin]

Just had a power nap apparently

[somber stream]

Nice

[wheat sphinx]

power naps are basded

Wow I can't speak.

[elder merlin]

Afternoon

[elder merlin]

For a match, right?

[gilded socket]

Im slowly starting to recognize her in the mirror

[wheat sphinx]

NO.

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[cosmic burrow]

Full patchnotes?

[wheat sphinx]

The ones on Steam

[cosmic burrow]

Ah

[elder merlin]

Damn furries

[stable bison]

what hour is the update at

[gilded socket]

Tomorrow

[somber stream]

No ETA, best guess is 10-11 CET

Some say it's 4-5PM

[stable bison]

thanks

[stable bison]

someone said crushers are getting a hp buff? but its not in the patchnotes, is it true?

[astral basin]

Soon™️

[orchid sigil]

Yes it's true

[somber stream]

Something is getting a 6000 HP instead of 2500

[astral basin]

Gulp

[somber stream]

Yeah..

[stable bison]

doesn't sound good

[orchid sigil]

A pack of 6 7 crushers mixed with a horde now thats fun

[blazing ibex]

spawn rates are being dumbed down

[stable bison]

what why

[astral basin]

A purpose sounds fun

[blazing ibex]

think about it

higher hp means crushers are actively a bigger issue individually

meaning you don't need that many of them on the field for them to actually be a problem

[lethal solstice]

crushers are 3600 currently

[stable bison]

oh you mean specifically crusher spawns are getting lowered?

[blazing ibex]

yes

[stable bison]

okay i thought you meant all around

[blazing ibex]

nah

[somber stream]

Can't wait to test the new DS4

[blazing ibex]

from what i've heard, the spawn algorithm seems to have been changed a bit too

[stable bison]

gonna need a bolter mag to kill one crusher..

[lethal solstice]

I will strike you down myself

[somber stream]

parry

[orchid sigil]

Well i cant wait to see what they changed to arby . He was pretty op ngl but still i liked playing it face tanking everything

[lethal solstice]

What part of voidstrike indicates a parry

[stable bison]

i hope it gets nerfed and the shock maul gets the exploit fixed

[astral basin]

Thats the problem
Face tanking

[blazing ibex]

slight nerf for arbitrator

but nothing really major

[stable bison]

shouldn't do more damage than psyker with the most tanking

[somber stream]

My face is my shield

[orchid sigil]

I feel like he was even tankier than ogryns

[stable bison]

yeah he is, except against shield bosses

[astral basin]

Fun achievement in sm2

[somber stream]

Lol yeah ik, never played the thing though

[astral basin]

I

Am now upset

[somber stream]

I'm not a fan of Spess Mahrens

[astral basin]

Takes me back to the “aquila has no games” convo a couple hours ago

[somber stream]

I wasn't there then

[misty trench]

I actually have too many games but it was funny to say

[somber stream]

Oh here comes the lurk

[misty trench]

not even lurking I'm just cursed to appear when people say my name

[somber stream]

So i see

[misty trench]

literally just sat down and opened a schola gladiatoria video

[astral basin]

Noice

[somber stream]

We need more guard book

[gilded socket]

Big sadge

But i started playing snake eater

Holy peak

Holy peak game