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The extraction ship
Those eat trash right?
Idfk
Probably
scavengers, yea
It has 'bin' in its name so likely
Its called the pelican cus it fits 4 helldiver corpses and 1 detonated 500kg bomb inside
lol
Fuh
I was glitching and it wouldn’t let me board, then the pelican took off and I fell like 700m into the ground and died
actually come to think of it
randomly flying into the atmosphere happened a few times that game
It's a trademark at this point

We should get you a Hivelord
what happens if you join the Squids?
do you become a Voteless?
why would anyone willingly join them?
Do you think super earth citizens willingly get brainfucked by the brainfuckers lucia
Yes.
We shoot them for being traitors, obviously.
not because they were attacked by aliens and lost their humanity…
Super citizens get nicked, brainfucked and dropped off
Think of the british empire but more fucked up
isn’t this just called the Imperium of Man?
No because the imperium kills mutants while the illuminate forcibly mutates
wait, are you saying British people are mutants?
Oh you meant british empire but worse
Yeah
Thats literally just a worse version of the British empire
The only thing missing from it is trazyn
Imperium has a noticeable lack of stolen foreign shit
They keep things in their closet
Too full of primarchs
Modern illuminate is like the reapers from ass effect
I wouldn't call em sleepy robobastards but aight
Voteless, i mean
Oh
Actually it’s the combination of a lot of things
the Illuminate feel like a mix of the Aliens from Marathon, the Tripods from War of the Worlds, and the Scrin from Command and Conquer
with a little bit of various “brain parasite” aliens featured throughout all of SciFi
I mean the illuminate are literally just mindflayers tbh
Ya got the fuckers that do spells n shit
Then ya got the bodies ya can fling
in DnD aren’t Mindflayers literally Space Aliens who can travel to different realities?
they even have fuckin space ships and shit
summat like that ya
Yes
You start off on one in BG3
They go to the astral plane via nautiloids
I remember them being recurring antagonists in Planescape
Plus the main villain of BG3 is literally just a huge psychic brain that can control you and other people
and they have the same abilities as those from that setting, able to travel freely between dimensions of space and realities/universes
Monday meetings… these mf are making that pack of smoke very tempting
Smile and wave licht
Smile and wave
Drg collab for helldivers when
All roads lead to Rome
Oh yeah something the illuminate dont do that mindflayers do
Mindflayers eat brains
Its my one chance to get a minigun
I'd be so mad if they just gave us abunch of scout weapons though
Is this some secret disaster lesbian code?
Remove veteran from the game
Remove your mom from the game
A likely story
are the Automatons actually robots or do they still have some humanity left in there?
we should find out by asking one of them nicely.
Robot
afaik they were made by cyborgs who were once human, but as of now they’re 99.99999999% machine
Are we finally getting veteran rework and buff plus melta?
So theres some semblance of humanity left.
Clankers..
I battle robots
and refuse to let them win
I destroy them all
stupid robots always whirring and clanking and going beep boop
bastards
You can believe whatever you wanna believe, but prepare for disappointment
Model citizen, right there
Be like me, hope for a pair of gauntlets for the ogryn every update and never get them, and then despair. @nimble glade

ouh
Work crunch for the entire week, fuck yeah
Gouhh
puhhhh
One day you'll be free, we'll all be free
Does that day involve a nuclear warhead
We still cannot walk up stairs
Honestly, im getting there, my knees are fucked
I always feel like I’ve died and come back everytime I sleep
Well stop
is there a class that can play ranged only
Listening to Wayward Souls from the Fear and Hunger Termina Sound track
While doing line art
pretty good
nuhhhhh
No
i sleep with a 1911 like god intended
Darktide is a melee focused game
vet las builds are as close as youll get
done right youll have infinite ammo
"Infinite"
Nigh-infinite, maybe
You'll get close, you'll need a couple refills every now and then though
Can anyone send me 450593432455 dollars
maybe an occasional pickup but practically infinite
what do i get
Integer overflow so no
Recon las my beloved
My happiness.
use a hellbore like a real vet
It's called bore for a reason
i dont make you happy? 
cant spell recon without con
Yuhh
euh
Gay
You'd make me happier by giving me a lot of money.
Uh
Can ihave some
Tbh infinite recon las builds are certainly something I wont miss if the vet ever gets reworked
That laser noise is fucking annoying
You can have 3 dole
im enjoying my 9070 sorry 
Yeah you con your enemies of their lives. What are you going to do with the Helbore? Bore them to death?
They also suck
Send me many cash
It’s a meme build
I'm gonna go make tea...
bore a hole through them
I cant say im surprised

The gun itself is actually good it’s just people who do that with it are dumb
Plus dbarrel better
Suppexes you gayly
bites you

It can snipe
With that shit??
They don’t know…….
fym
Fuck You Man?💀
Moan
@ripe tangle
The cyborgs split from super earth due to differing ideals. Led them to war, bc they are “inferior”, “inhuman”, and undemocratic
After SE won the initial galactic war, the cyborgs became subjugated. Over 100 years they improved their cybernetics and introduced “androids”, and got it approved by their SE overseers by oversight. “The workers dont gave to sleep as often or as long, they can be repaired if they get damaged”.
Thus. Automatons.
Im not sure what is organic about the anymore. Most of them supposedly have a human brain, but… hard to say bc some intelligence gathering say they are “interrogating mother boards”
Ugh so much text
Mfs cannot read..
I cant read it
Holy shit text
오 english so hard
Wan’t for you anyway
Probably robotism or whatever racism against robots is for the end bit
Wht tf is ginger on
The racism is a weaponized reason
The actuality is SE is extremely expansionistic and resource hungry. Most of the colonies the cyborgs/automatons came from were mining colonies
The initial concept was that bot recycled human brain to use as CPU
I meant the interrogating motherboards
However it was later confirmed to be not true by devs, and bots are just bots
I unironically want a bone shaped chew toy
That doesnt seem based in any logic at all
Satire is the main theme of the game
A lot of them are silly
Like, Facist bugs, eh?
I mean. Cyberstans forces became an outstanding military force
They have strategy to try and recover
Also i noticed
AH is back to release 1 warbond per month now
Guess they successfully expanded operation
Squeeky toy
gamer socks rock
i can't wait to balloon up to 700 pounds and harass people on my mobility scooter and demand that people get out of my way
I Love America
🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅
It’s possible that if they still human brains, they might still lack free will or anything of that nature, that the brains are merely like a processor of some sort.
kind of like a Servitor
Well yea
chat, are we freaky?
Nah

there you have it Fyre!
Got them whipped huh?
We’re not freaky.
I mean…. Not usually.

I haven’t used a Neural Whip in a while

last person I used it on was myself actually.
my socks got blue and white stripes

🇺🇸
my socks are black.
I want gamer socks
they're cheap
The hell is gamer socks
and quite comfy
thigh high socks
I saw these socks that look like a shark is eating your foot
Thigh highs
Do they have RGBs
yes
and it was cute
Oh.
I want them
they rock bro
I'm good
they keep your legs warm and they feel good
Keep talking
WANNTTTTT
cute though
$10???
Broker
how r u playing darktide
2 years free xbox live
With my mind
Sue, I got the job
sue, i'm crying inside
My zealot just does that
you get paid to Call Sister Midnight.
The result on google for gamer socks aren't what i was told here
Thats gay lucia

You don't need to do that when you have a monster truck
honorable combat is inherently gay
In my culture physical violence is a form of love and affection
What if i like it
please strangle me
@fair bridge Are you really wearing those rn
yes, they are very comfortable
Tru…punch me
Please don’t.
You’re telling me I got to feel up a dude?
Lamia teaches me well
If you're cold, get a mini blanket?
….
How do you torture a heretic who is into all kinds of physical pain
Goog…
are you frightened of this article of clothing
does it illicit fear in you
Yes
Yap to death
good
Honestly yes
you should be afraid
I think of Kakihara from Ichi The Killer
Gay
How do you torture a guy who is literally almost the ultimate masochist(atleast in his mangas context)
masochist
shhh
there u go
silence
You let him die of old age
Or you dump him in acid :3
by doing nothing at all
Honestly yeah
Goobert
Smartest thing the victim can do is pretend not to be into it for as long as they can
femboys are scary bro like they be dressing up nice and sh bro like damn bro i kinda like u bro i kinda wanna take u out to dinner bro like thats scary bro
Just pretend they’re men
Femboys are men
I wore a kilt before
just the effeminate kind
Quite liberating, actually
Femboy
kilts rock
Air cooled balls
p much
Did you just called the entirety of Scotland Femboy
yeah
Femboys dont have to be gay
there used to be a term for men that dressed effeminately
Mallow is a straight femboy
metrosexual
- not straight 2. ok
Interesting
Someone likes you enough to want you?
Sounds like people who are into metros
i literally have a boyfriend that i've been with for 5 years
Which is totally understandable
I jest

(Im never getting a house the way the world is going rn)
Im gonna make grilled cheese melts and tomato soup tomorrow
Her name is Amanda, due to a freak incident, she gained a passive super power that allows her to physically recover from any injury
Been awhile since i had it
It's a power I think about a lot.
you're like super young there's a shit ton of stuff you still have to go through
Pee
Because mental health and physical health are very closely related
i never thought i'd get a boyfriend or a nice place when i was 18
I should be more specific. Hyper Regeneration
lose an arm? it grows back
What if she forms a brian
brain?
Nice, i bid you both a long and healthy relationship
Brian
You mean close part of her brain?
Brian
Honestly I did wonder a lot on like
i sense something sinister
gasp
what if her head gets cut off, does it grow a new head or does the below fully regrow
i smell it on you
You doubt my good will?
I have the best intention!
If yuor bnk axcount goes zero jus know i am buying yuri games wit it
I wonder if hyper regeneration would make her immune to getting depression.
yuri is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame
I feel like it would only amplify
How so.
Ou thst hurst
John depression told me
"omg signalis is the most powerful game i've ever played" it's great but seriously seek a healthier obsession
I lek halo

If you mean the existential dread of knowing everyone you meet will die before you
Yeah that's one.
i have tons of trans friends especially who literally make OCs and roleplay scenarios from that game and it's the most depressing shit i've ever seen
And knowing that you will not die
I dont like that kinda stuff
I never played signalis
"i will die a brutal, lonely death trying to seek you out for eternity, let me describe how dark and lonely this existence is in detail"
like
come on
worth playing for sure
Bah, dying is fine, its living that causes me dread
It looks boringish
I once locked Lamia away in a small cell to be rid of him, he kept moaning about how great it was to be neglected…
it's sick af
Rather metal my gear solid
it's like resident evil
Being utterly incapable of dying, can either lead someone to working on improving themselves to the best of their ability, or breakdown and seek the latest fix of dopamine.
Best lesbian gay is metal gear solid
For her, it's looking for the most painful thing to experience
Heroine addiction coming up
are you saying Big Boss is a lesbian?
Residents evil, but lesbian robots.
More silent hill
Yes
Mfs don't die
The boss’s bosses are big on her chest
That is a thought. but theres' more powerful vices to form
Is Ocelote considered the cute furry of the MTG franchise then?
How I imagine her is oftenly in her only recently gaining her powers
I love my little gay double agrnt
about in her late 20s
Why are you become smart suddenly
This is rong
Be stupid
Ocelot being gay for Big Boss is like, a huge part of the MGS saga
The thing is, she's like, a freak, due to various childhood reasons. And Mentally Ill (this isn't projection at all haha)
The second strong female characters, their neurons activate
(honestly same)
and Kaz Miller is pretty gay for Big Boss too ngl
I heard your ted talk on women long ago runt
I think thos her is you
Main characters who doesn't have some some of mental illness or childhood trauma, is like cereal without milk.
Yes he did
She does a lot of bad things to herself, and to a degree, she can control her Hyper regen powers.
Mallow self-distructed
Ngl can't remember what i said, but I'm glad you listened
it was Otacon who was gay with Solid Snake
It was a beautiful speech, i cried many times
She can "choose" to not regrow an arm, or slow it down some.
listen
Solid Snake and Otacon even had an adopted daughter
c:
Can she sell her cut off parts?
She's rubbing it in
I also like to imagine her as the "Damsel in 'distress' "
Mallow poser exposed
it’s okay Mallow
IM NOT A POSER 😭
Like a femme fatale?
I PLAY DA GAME
Its okay
Next you're going to say that you've completed Garn47 Malloween
I guess so in how much she affects others in her hedonism.
Poser or not, I’m just glad you like the series enough to want to talk about it
Yeah. She kind of....has a business in it.
The details become unsavory very quickly.
i don't want to talk about anything except gamer socks and dying alone with a bottle of lagavulin in my cold clammy hand
So if she get fat and cuts off the fat from her stomach region and sells it off and regrow it? Money?
I have always been unsure about the wider context of the universe she is set in.
question, is it okay to be French?
rewdy is french so yes
Depends
I like top gear blokes
hahahahaha
swearing in french
So yes
I need the Brits
Licht is a British fetishist
being French is fine, the Brits are on THIN ICE
But top gear blokes
Scottish*
Red header
I actually have red hair despite not being Scottish
jesus christ this dude was idling his truck for 13 hours
heh, Asian Redhead
Rare, for sure
half a gallon an hour fuck me
@somber stream feast your eyes
Yeah i'm burning a hole on my screen rn
Good
Well she can "choose" to be fat. She does not need to eat. She's very beautiful and looks like she wears makeup when she doesn't.
Another thing I've debated with myself is whether she can regrow clothing after being blown up.
Her body cells are also Hyper-intelligent. They can adapt to whatever environment she is in. She can walk naked in antarctica to give example.
Those text are amazing alright
This Orange Cat Is A Tad "Rotund"
destroying my retinas with my glorious LED screen
You are so grossly into that dilemma it’s honestly impressive
One thing I've been stomped on is her personality.
poor little bastard can't even groom himself
there's fat and extra fat mega chonker
fuck chonkers
Is this dilemma a self projection?
just slightly overweight is fine imo as long as it doesn't impact their lifestyle
"Where we're going, we dont need eyes to see"
at least our guinea pigs are meant to look the way they do
managing a pets weight can be easy or a little more complicated depending
though ideally if you notice your pet getting overweight you try to do something about it lol
da humans r ebil man
I cant wait for summer so i can play helldivers for 7 days straight no log off and be found dead in my bed while on my SES
thicc cats are cute though, I just wanna squish them 😭
squish that CAT

They WILL be finding my skeleton with the tv on like that woman
guy spent 6 gallons of diesel idling his truck
dont twomad yourself pls
Why
dying is not kosher
Probably not. I like to imagine her as dumb, clueless, and submissive sometimes. Maybe I will base her off myself. She's wandering constantly, looking for anyone to bind herself to. In my head, I like to think about her being really fixated on a guy and always coming back to him one way or another.
I want a cat to squish me so I can then squish it
Im not jewish
Get a lion
Pur-chase
Illegally
after i heard he died i saw some video of him sitting in the passenger seat of someone's car screaming like a baby and kicking their windshield open while wearing crocs and stopped investigating further
No
Yet you do not pay for shows you like..
He died while playing Overwatch 2
I love caracals
his soul trapped inside the shittiest version of the matrix
same
“She’s just like me fr!” I say as i dont cry but stare into the reflection of my tv after realizing i wasted my life on nothing and need someone to hold onto as to not fall off the edge
get a maine coon
Think i'll stick to my Siamese
If you're a good owner yeah. Just make sure it knows its strength cuz what it may see as a playful bite is most certainly blood on the floor for you.
siamese cats are cool, i want one
This actually happened to someone btw^
hairless cats are also cool looking
Yay, siamese cats are the best
They are super duper smart!
In new york!
And their eyes are round it's so cute
Yee, royalty innit
For the grunt level soldiers, definitely
Thats how hd1 cyborgs recruited
Higher up
He had a fucking tiger in his apartment!!!
mine doesn't talk, he SCREAMS
NYAAAAHHHH
You are still young you have plenty of time on your hands to do as you want. It is never too late to grow as a person
Yeah annoyed scream when i pick him up
But yeah uh what was I gonna say about amanda..
what if I created like a trap.
It’ll be a house that people will be convinced that a safe containing a lot of money is in but in reality, the house will be empty and just contain a really pissed off tiger.
Her personality
I could feed the Tiger burglars
The Setting for Amanda is pretty much a post apocalypse. Freak accident in a government lab that caused everyone to gain a super power
via radio waves
ive heard burglars have tried to sue people to get their guard dogs killed
Which lead to the world itself being transformed. Leading to The Super War.
The thing is, I need to think of other living creatures
like trees, bugs, animals, etc.
Like tf is up w them after the radio waves?
How has their composition changed?
Maybe it doesn't even need to be immediately noticeable
perhaps they just mutate to become stronger, bigger, more efficient at energy collection, and air filtering?
i realized why i made that mistake about kaz earlier. my boyfriend's name is kaz and he wears those dorky fucking glasses otacon wears and he makes metal gear solid 3 references from time to time
what a freak he is
fucking up my timelines
Since this was an accident caused by an experiment to try and give humans super powers
so.
I can make the effects based on what genetic relations we have with other creatures

the ability to produce an iconic gwen stefani song
Never kill yourself
i guess you'd have to figure out what genetic strands are affected
Looking into that rn
if you wanted to get real scifi with it
anything that shares those strands would be affected, probably a similar way
To keep it simple, I'd like to focus on humans primarily.
if I cloned myself, does the clone count as my child?
whats the word
technically a twin i think
mitosis or miotis
but genetically it would be my sibling right?
you could definitely consider it your child
but genetically it would be your age
or, the age you were when you had the sample taken for cloning
genetically my sibling, but technically my offspring
it wouldnt be likely to outlive you unless it focused on aging slower
aren’t realistic clones though just test tube babies made with DNA?
wouldn’t it literally be my genetic twin
but still be my child?
but also not look exactly like me, just have the same dna
Twins are born from a parens or more
realistically I mean
twins are offspring
so, you would be a parent imo
biologically.
twins aren't twins because one made the other.
Damn, i wouldn't want to parent me
I wouldn't myself.
Minion number 1 it is
so basically what I’m saying is, the only instance of realistic cloning I’ve seen in Media where you have a genetic sibling be the child of their clone parent waaaaaas
Futurama, between Professor and Cubert
my super masculine white girl song Hollaback Girl
These feelings are only temporary and do not define how I will see the future they do not....
sigh
Anyway um.
b a n a n a s
I want to imagine Amanda going through my own struggles in a very exaggerated fashion.
Schwalbe
But then again, Mental health is physical health and vice versa
Aoug
So what emotional trials would she go through with this ability?
Taube
Schwalbe Taube Eule Huhn
Germans....
Ja, ist Deustche
Oh yeah I should say how she looks
ich bin eine Krabbe
I want to play helldivers for 3 years straight
Her skin is paper white, inhumanly white, no nose, white eyes black scelara.
grey sleeveless top, long skirt, with a nice top hat.
Idk what she was before the transformeration.
I don't think she knows either
Krabben sind fantastisch, aber Flundern sind Wurst
When did I first imagine her...It was definitely before I read Tomie.
Honestly the scenarios I imagine her is like......not good to say here lmao. I need more tea
I feel guilty about talking about these ideas cuz I rarely work on them...
I need tea..
I had to look it up, what a sad creature
sad?
Because you don’t sleep in time
@somber stream Wenn man die Evolution der Lebewesen betrachtet, werden sie schließlich zu Krabben
No gaming...good step..
google it
also yes, it is a very sad creature
If you look at the evolution of living things, they eventually become crabs
Good start
crustceans are peak evolution...
Now eliminate blue lights
Interesting
ur mom are blue lights.
being a crab is cool, just stay away from Japanese waters
they’ll eat anything even remotely crab-related
so will I
I think i need professional help
Lucia
Nah ill just keep going
read gyo
Gyo?
you should seriously consider getting it
Nah I need casual help
anyone else get sleep paralysis
Gyo as in the Junji Ito thing
all I'm saying is if you feel like getting help, would help, then getting it is a good idea
And just like that, im getting Ramen for dinner
Yes
I got it last night
I’d join you
idk if ithas to do with my mood
god I love sushi
I particularly like chashu and bamboo shoots
Why not casual?
Real
and narutomaki
because help is hardcore business, we don't need a FILTHY casual helper
Whats another character in my head I want to talk about....
Oh sorry…
i need an idea..
John guy
gay
A happy person with a clear goal
I always wanted to make a devil sort of character...
clear goal
Ew
please try to keep your ideas grounded smh
that's way too fantastical
Oh we’re not doing fantasy here? Sorry my bad
Attamn is supposed to be Satan basically.
I sometimes have fantasies where I live in a nice house that I own and that I only work 4 days a week….
and I don’t worry about finances.
I hope it's decaf if you're trying to fix your sleep
god I wish
IKR
4 day work week really gotta become a thing
Think of the poor shareholders
But he sort of exists as a Jester in the grand universe.
Those multi million mansions aren’t going to buy themselves
they'll be fine, productivity actually goes up lol
Weird fantasy
Office workers maybe, not service industry and manufacturing jobs
I mean productivity can go up there too if you hire more dudes to fill the gap, but yea then you are actually cutting into profit potentially (though that would depend on tax breaks and such)
And felt the power came with inevitable corruption that would lead him to taking the same path as his father. King Sad.
The previous monarch that collapsed into a singularity, leaving his physical self as a hollow shell whos purpose was to manage his family and kingly dutys at the bare minimum.
His species feeds off literal suffering
Huh I could have it be like the imperium in a really surface level way
I don't even know the imperium that deeply!
I just know the hive cities just barely!
i think I defined Evil somewhere in my notebook...
It was something like "inflicting suffering"
but that's not necessarily a bad thing, and gets really broad
especially without parameters..
Wow
Maybe at its lowest they feed off pain from things like making art, thats one thing, but not enough.
So things like mental anguish from stuff like work, school, yadda yadda, feeds them more. the more intense, the better.

Oh so as a literal god monarch of pain and suffering
he has two choices, use his innate knowledge of pain to either help people or hurt people.
Fuck 'em, better yet, eat 'em
Why would he help people though...
False hope, leads to potentially more suffering

To support his own suffering as he starves or he has some sort of moral compassing...
That's a good idea.
Let the suffering peak, save them, they fall into another suffering funk, rinse and repeat

I'd like to imagine his views on everything being neutral
Deldar moment
Because it's up to the individual, he feels no need to be on either end, unless he feels some sort of benefit to be gained
I could have his soul be born into a physical body
but would that body be aware of its own soul
I think the soul, especially a non-human one, would greatly affect the functions of the physical body
Then there's more to think about ig...
Happy late 50th anniversary to Pink Floyd's album, Wish You Were Here.
09/12/1975
click sticker
now.
A shame to be of flesh, to have a limited body and mind
I want to be free
Free of my skin
I would've if you didn't say this.
I didn't wdym
I am tired of my body
That's why I only showed up for a brief moment.
Of my flesh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA
I think i shouod become a robotics engineer
I doubt it is Pisscord though
The world I have in mind is difficult to paint tbh
I already am a mechanic
It's wide, tangled, and I don't know how the day and night cycle work
is there even a sun or does the sky just glow sometimes?
How does the default race work?
(fibrae)
More night, i wanna sleep more
Darktide
What about it?
Man I bought sm2 bc I like dark tide and I regret it😭😭
Spess mahrens stinks
Nah spess marhene fun
Shame, i like both
Miserable
I've been controlling myselfbto not get tye new season pass until i have the money
No edge of eternity cards cuz wizards of the coast is printing spiderhman
Where ya been, poozer?
Just not texting in darktide discord I’m still around
I liked the campaign but the community of sm2 feels terrible in my 4 days of playing so far
Doin Staylien things no doubt
Heard people over there have high cancer rate due to the sun right? Don't forget sunblock now
I’m unemployed I stay inside all the day
Never interacted with the community besides quickplay and pvp, so i don't know hownto help woth that
💅
My contract with the Koreans should expire soon, i might join you as a fellow unemployed for several months
I technically lied but my employment is footy nights so
What are you doing for them?
I do designs and supervise
Me either but I’ve been let to die like 3 times for the stupidest things😭 someone said I “took their nades” even tho I just joined the match lmfao
"Femboy Futa house" is in top 10 best selling games rn on steam...
That seems like a fun job.
What the fuck did you just say Jesse
That seems to connect with what i hear online. I'm sorry man
What is the point is sire melk's gear anyway? Isn't it just slightly more upgraded but otherwise the same stuff
The point is, making you gamble or grab decked out loot without having to upgrade it
yeah it happens, lots of good games ruined by communities with egos bigger than anything
The amount of times i just grabbed a melk weapon and got to use them them till mastery 20 was often 
Melk gacha
But there’s no anime girls with melk
Sister Prine is right in front of him so close enough
Misses the whole point of gacha tbh
Day ruined
Next class, calling it
It would be very delightful if that was the case
Heavy Bolter goes brrrrt
But it would be a bit below their pay grade tbh
Not if there's a Gene stealer infestation going on
Yes but that’s for another time
Also even then
Unironically still not necessary to bring
We have ogryn c:
Ogryn prevent jeans from being stolen
Nah he’s not missing
He’s just sleeping on the job and hidden somewhere
What server has this
My personal server for random shit lmao
I want in
LMAO
its for my archives of content I have made lmao
LET ME INNNN
be it dnd or other stuff like my ttrpg
Scariest thing imaginable
A J*B
yeahhh I have that
World full of rain
I get to work with plants and bugs all day
Same 💔
I love my job <3
That's actually cool
yeah it is great
rarely have to work with people unless I want too or I need to clear things with my boss
I get to walk around a massive reserve area, look around for invasive plants, check water health and all sorts of shit like that
'oh an invasive plant. GO MY SWARM'
unironically how we deal with large invasive plant growths 
Lmao
But like
Guess what mine is fr
If you guess you gain uh
Idk
A bowl of spaghetti
mixologist?
brewer?
are you a mixologist LMAO
I do mixology, mainly for my parents
because I hate the taste of alcohol, but I can make a mean cocktail
or even make my own stuff for others
I drink rarely
But I serve em up well
That's how I met my fiance funnily enough
Seems nice
only recently did I become legal age to drink too
America?
Propa bloke
Canadian?!
Nah cadian
Ew C*dian
Abaddon:
Serving the lads 🔥
Unfortunately 🥀
And half the Astra militarum
That does sound like ass to deal with
I wish I was tau instead of american
😔
I wanna have a better spectrum of vision and better hearing and sense of smell
I wish i was in a first world country instead of my chud jungle
Yeah specially with a uh "very protective" future wife
Well uh
Phones boutta die
I'm outta here
"Just put the cash on the tab bro, ain't no one letting you hit" 💔
She's German built like hyldrin from warframe
She gets a lil bit angry

Good lord
Then I'm just opposite
Somewhat normal British lady
Built like a damm xenomorph
Skin and bones
💀
Ain't nothing wrong with that, that ism if you don't got anything like iron deficiency or smth
Hope you don’t have 2 mouths as well
Just can't put on weight
Not fast anyway
I'll eat 20 odd cheeseburger
Same
I wish I had a blue wife who could kick me with hooves
For me it's the opposite, if i inhale the air i gain 10 pounds
😔
Lucky
Dominant hoove lady
T'au my beloved
Nah, i gotta jog every morning to not become gorlock the destroyer 😭
Dora the destroyer is peak tho
That's the goal
Buff man
I prefer buff women
I want a man that i can use their chest as pillows, ngl
Something tells me your gay
you would love my T'au OC




