general-chat

[remote jackal]

Hold on. What is this badge by your username....

[low hemlock]

[remote jackal]

[shell goblet]

[low hemlock]

well about that ut stands for:

V - Voracious
O - Overall
R - Realest
E - EarthyGuy

[ashen prairie]

I'm playing once human and in VC there's a dude singing the grenadier song

[remote jackal]

Now THAT'S what that badge should mean.

[low hemlock]

yes sir

[lilac crag]

looool

[ashen prairie]

I don't know how to react

i'm just

[remote jackal]

Being born french and also a femboy? At this point just join the chaos forces bro it's a better existence than this

[ashen prairie]

nuh uh

I'm a pure zealot

Loyal to the emperor

[ocean widget]

tf is the grenadier song

[ashen prairie]

(even if i hate napoléon)

[ocean widget]

oh the onion song

[low hemlock]

from the trailer there seems to be a Plasma Scab Gunner in the mix

possibly new enemy?

[remote jackal]

You're French, you're automatically tainted for life

[ocean widget]

new enemy but still no new vet weapon

[ashen prairie]

J'AIME L'OIGNON

I got a soundboard of it

[inland mantle]

One can hope it isnt locked to mortis

[ocean widget]

close enough to the onion song

[ashen prairie]

We could have ruled Britain, damn waterloo

[low hemlock]

yeah like that Scab Radio Operator from that event

I M I S S that guy

[ashen prairie]

aren't you talking about the french onion song sang by napoléon army ?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-empire-british-soldier-gif-17228488

[ocean widget]

idfk i searched up jaime loignon and it gave me the onion song so thats why i said close enough

[remote jackal]

It's okay his train got delayed and now he's just stuck at Chasm station waiting for a new one.

[low hemlock]

guess Wolfer didn’t see em useful in the fight

[ocean widget]

being told "hey fucker the enemy is over here" when said enemy is making enough noise already isnt exactly helpful

[ashen prairie]

never forget France is DOMINATING England with 1115 VICTORIES (for 🇫🇷 ) against 1105 victories for England

And that we still have the auld alliance going with scotland

[remote jackal]

Who's betting their genes that it there will be a new enemy faction coming?

[low hemlock]

tbf the Radio Operator did wear the same gear like Scab Gunner

blending in perfectly in the crowd

[ocean widget]

ngl i was waiting for lamia to pop up when you said that

[thick fog]

And only spawned three times

[ashen prairie]

@nocturne bloom

[ashen prairie]

called him

[remote jackal]

I mean he IS taller than regular scab gunners but that's an easy oversight

[thick fog]

The gunner teased could be the radio operator but reworked

[ocean widget]

nah scab gunner has a hat radio operator doesnt

[thick fog]

and bald

[inland mantle]

And showed up like 10% of the time

[ashen prairie]

yes, it's a napoléon song, still sang by the Légion Etrangère

[remote jackal]

And with a big, glowing, red light I also remembered just now.

[inland mantle]

They had some broken ass spawns

[thick fog]

0% if you have not done any of the auspex

[low hemlock]

if so, new enemy faction either

Khorne Scabs or Genestealers(where the second hive city aka where the SOB are located)

[ashen prairie]

When i was younger i knew by heart the french hymn under napoléon rule...

[thick fog]

They only spawned each time an auspex is completed from the event
So three times in total

[remote jackal]

Honetsly? I'm just glad that the update is coming on September 23 and not in October. If we would have to wait until the next month I think I would blow a casket.

[inland mantle]

Across the map maybe by the time they show up your done with the mission

[ocean widget]

i think i only actually ever killed one of them

[stuck wasp]

If new chaos cults I hope they're not red Scab.
Prefer seeing a new subfaction that fell to Chaos too, like Khornate Enforcers, or Tzeentchian Nomads.

[ashen prairie]

Oh update soon ! Can't wait

[ocean widget]

wait are they still required for that one elite killing penance?

[inland mantle]

They fixed that shockly

[ocean widget]

fockin hell

[inland mantle]

Took forever tho

[remote jackal]

No, it's been fixed

[thick fog]

The radio beeps and constantly scream made me more annoyed than be wanting to fight them

[thick fog]

Legit makes me forget that they are radio operators

[remote jackal]

About those lines. I wonder if they just took some random bloke of the street and told him to grumble a couple of times into the mic for a beer and some chips.

Cause that's how his voice sounds like xD

[inland mantle]

[thick fog]

Some people said that the reinforces he sends were made a difference but I legit had no trouble at all when it happened

Still felt the same for normal spawns

[inland mantle]

Ngl I forgot what they even spawned

[remote jackal]

Speaking of. Do you ever wonder how many scabs are actually the Moebian sixth and how many are new recruits that haven't experienced the horrors of Nox Alpha?

[thick fog]

They use poxwalkers as new 6th recruits

[remote jackal]

And thinking of that since we know that the traitors are actively preaching how you should join them, do you think they have a place where people go to turn traitor? I just imagine a scab shooter siting at a shoodily made desk and a long line of Hive citizens, each taking a number and going into the wait room xD

[eternal sail]

How rare is it to be related to Erick the red

[tired compass]

guys, what is this Bound by Duty update?

[elder merlin]

Bound by duty? Is this the third big update?

[elder merlin]

Nobody knows

[sleek harness]

New faction is a guess

Also hello Paul

[remote jackal]

No idea. Some new Mortis trials stuff, probably a new enemy and a class rework. We'll get more info tomorrow.

[sleek harness]

You should become jobless to play Darktide

[elder merlin]

Now quickly, start wildly speculating what it could be, the more outlandish the better, so you can be disappointed when it isnt what you thought

[thick fog]

Duty by boundness

[inland mantle]

Vet buff

[remote jackal]

Jobs are finished.

Billions must play.

[elder merlin]

New faction? Lol its the same lookin fucking guys, except for that red eyed fucker in the back, who doesnt look all that different

[jaunty path]

Is fatshark finally adding farts to the game

pls

[remote jackal]

I guess we'll find out soon enough.

[elder merlin]

Waddup Raki

[inland mantle]

Just looks like a new scab guy based off the armor

[jaunty path]

I need a loud audible fart when zealots trigger their dash ability

I NEED it

[inland mantle]

Mod it in ez

[jaunty path]

in

no

make it

[sleek harness]

Dude is still playing on Darktide's Closed Alpha version

[jaunty path]

official

[inland mantle]

Yea but the fun police say no (GW)

[jaunty path]

fym no

[inland mantle]

You heard me

No fun

[jaunty path]

fuk u i kil u

[remote jackal]

Yes Inquisition, this Nurgle cultist right here

[jaunty path]

I need to harass minimum wage employees

[elder merlin]

Screw all the shit for this update, you think we'll finally get new arbite shit?

[jaunty path]

my life support runs on their suffering.

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[inland mantle]

Even all the copium in the world cant save you 😔

[sleek harness]

Before veteran buff (never)

[remote jackal]

Judging by when the Arbites released, their resources runned thin causing no new cosmetics for Arby I wouldn't put my hopes too high with this one.

[eternal sail]

So no new class?

[inland mantle]

Next week™

[elder merlin]

[tired compass]

no

[elder merlin]

Bitch, i wouldnt figure a new class release for atleast another year

[sleek harness]

Dude already wants Darktide to have more classes than Vermintide 2

[inland mantle]

Yes

[tired compass]

but FS promised every quarter

[elder merlin]

Your mom promised every quarter and i still aint gotten any

[remote jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-gene-wilder-willy-wonka-you-get-nothing-nothing-gif-5432076

NO NEW CLASS!

NO NEW ENEMIES!

NO NEW ARBITES COSMETICS!

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

[tired compass]

rude

[low hemlock]

Yes there is

[eternal sail]

They take that long then what’s suppose to make this update so fun?

[vapid stratus]

new mortis trial environment?

[inland mantle]

That's the neat part

[elder merlin]

I guess you'll just have to see when it releases, now wont you?

Poozer

[low hemlock]

Me saw it, new class it’s gonna be…

The SUSters of Battle

[elder merlin]

[stuck wasp]

Old classes, which are the current tree branches

[thick fog]

we are no longer in 2022

[stuck wasp]

Also without hard number, so basically ended

[inland mantle]

Still waiting on solo mode with the worst bots I've ever seen 😔 /jk

[thick fog]

Bringing subclasses each quarter does sound a bit overwhelming tbh

[upper citrus]

im glad the pet post got enough backlash to make them post finally something

[remote jackal]

Guys. You do realize that the reason they took too long with the update because they've been on a Summer break for two weeks which meant they were two weeks behind with their work? That is why we only get the teaser now.

[upper citrus]

imagine if they had posted the trailer yesterday, and now today the pet post, what a banger post it wouldve been

[ocean widget]

sus first word there

[low hemlock]

overwhelming?

vro FatShark gets multiple vacation lunch breaks more than any gaming company

[stark bobcat]

I mean, they did just release DN

So that's pretty good

[upper citrus]

dn?

[remote jackal]

That would be the logical thing to do. Remember who we're talking about.

[elder merlin]

Bruh, why you ping me? I aint the one bitchin

[thick fog]

DN?

[elder merlin]

Ping fuckin wild man

[ocean widget]

deez nuts @thick fog

[upper citrus]

[stark bobcat]

Deez nuts

[remote jackal]

You do realize that the previous one was a joke right? It didn't just flew over your head right? Right?

[stark bobcat]

Deez nuts

[low hemlock]

FatShark lucky to get vacation times with GamesWorkshop & Tencent at their throats

[stark bobcat]

DN #4

Ez

Off I go

[tired compass]

Swedish laws

[ocean widget]

4 and 5 cus gears

[low hemlock]

see lucky

[remote jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

YOU WILL GO ON A 2 WEEK VACATION

[elder merlin]

I figured, but still, ping wild man

[jaunty path]

You fuckers should just kiss

[inland mantle]

[remote jackal]

Nice try Slanesh

[jaunty path]

I'm tired

[pallid urchin]

Plasma gunner Scab?

[inland mantle]

Wake up ez

[jaunty path]

can you buy me an xxl pizza thanks

[elder merlin]

Get over here then

[inland mantle]

🤨

[elder merlin]

😘

[elder merlin]

You want a kiss too?

[remote jackal]

And a horny furry? Emperor preserve us...

[jaunty path]

Sorry I don't do tangible entities

[inland mantle]

Mayhaps 👉 👈

[jaunty path]

thats your brain not mine

[steady flare]

scabs get a plasma gunner

that's nice and all but where is vet's new weapons

[jaunty path]

I literally just want pizza

[elder merlin]

😗

[jaunty path]

Mods I know you are watching

and I know you have jobs

you should buy me a pizza right now.

[remote jackal]

Get a room guys. There are faithful servants of the Emperor here!

[jaunty path]

faithful servants

larpers

[elder merlin]

Ogryn new weapons when? I want a pair of gauntlets so i can just punch the fuck out of people

[inland mantle]

On some real ogryn shit there

[elder merlin]

I mean, they can get some kisses too. You want a kiss, @ripe tangle?

[jaunty path]

bastards you knive big knives

just punch enemies

[elder merlin]

Bruh, im not clicking the alt attack everytime to punch someone

One fuckin punch that doesnt chain

[inland mantle]

Rebind it to M1 as the big E would want

[jaunty path]

So you're saying you're not punching someone to punch someone

I give you solution, you no take

[elder merlin]

I wish i could rebind my controller keys

[jaunty path]

No win.

[inland mantle]

Oh damn rip lil bro

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

It's okay

console players need to know they're subhuman anyway

[elder merlin]

Fuckin piece

[small falcon]

ok yeah liking havoc does mean im a masochist

[jaunty path]

lmao sorry I'm just extra stupid currently

[remote jackal]

Finally some racism in my space racism discord server!

[small falcon]

wins one havoc and then loses 3

[inland mantle]

Space marine pfp rise up

[small falcon]

it’s lose lose with this game mode

[inland mantle]

You doing partyfinder?

[jaunty path]

Which havoc

[inland mantle]

Cause if so dont

[remote jackal]

Not if you are a masochist.

[ripe tangle]

No thanks….

[small falcon]

true

[jaunty path]

Hello Lucia

[ripe tangle]

Hello Missus

[jaunty path]

I am wanted for pizza theft in 99 states

[remote jackal]

OOOOOOF. She isn't interested vro. 😭 You're gonna have to make out with the homies again tonight.

[jaunty path]

I have consumed at atleast 18 pies in the last 16 hours

I cannot be stopped

[inland mantle]

Heart attack inbound

[elder merlin]

More kisses for @inland mantle then

[ripe tangle]

Missus is the Pizza Bandit!

[inland mantle]

Say less

[elder merlin]

Wait, @inland mantle, how old are you?

[jaunty path]

I need

[inland mantle]

In my 20s 👍

[remote jackal]

I'm just happy he isn't the other type of "Pizza bandit"

[ripe tangle]

I need to make that an actual supervillain, “The Pizza Bandit”

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle put honey on pizza

[elder merlin]

Like, late 20's?

[jaunty path]

I command you

[ripe tangle]

wdym?

[ripe tangle]

Why?

[inland mantle]

More mid

[elder merlin]

25?

[jaunty path]

It's good??

[ripe tangle]

if you say so

[remote jackal]

Have you ever heard of the "Pizza incident"? Here's a hint if you didn't: it happened at a furry convention.

[inland mantle]

Close enough as I'm not putting my real age in chat

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a fan of sweet pizza… no offense

[ripe tangle]

Huh?

[elder merlin]

I mean, if you dont mind gettin kisses from a 34 year old dude

[ripe tangle]

obviously I’m not aware of any pizza incident at any furry convention

[elder merlin]

And you aint a kid

[ripe tangle]

Is this something I want to know about?

[remote jackal]

Ignorance is bliss.

[jaunty path]

Slays Sister Lucia with my Dragon Slayer I kept in my pocket

[inland mantle]

Say less I'm coming over as we speak

[elder merlin]

Im sure there are alot of "incidents" at furry conventions

I know about the diaper one at the one hotel they all got banned from

[ripe tangle]

I heard about that too, it happened in Oregon

[elder merlin]

Probably not

They yiffed the pizza, didnt they? @remote jackal

[inland mantle]

[elder merlin]

The reactions make it worth it

[remote jackal]

Yeah, thinking of it now, talking about an "incident" in the furry fandom is like trying to talk about the breaking of the geneva convention in the second world war. It doesn't really narrow it down.

[elder merlin]

[remote jackal]

Ignorance is bliss.

[elder merlin]

Not that all of them are like that, but the bad ones are really bad

[remote jackal]

Not all furries but always the furries.

[ripe tangle]

just fuckin tell us already Hammerhold, I guarantee you whayever it is, we’ve all heard about worse shit than whatever it is you’re talking about.

[ocean widget]

19 furries ejaculated on a pizza

[ripe tangle]

That’s it?

[elder merlin]

They baby birdered it to each other infront of abunch of normal people

[ocean widget]

" it refers to a incident that happened on the second day of the "Big Little Fur Con", where around 19 furries ejaculated on a pizza before leaving it on the hallway for hours."

[ocean widget]

yeah

[elder merlin]

Fuckin hell

[ripe tangle]

I was expecting something crazier…

[elder merlin]

Me too

Still gross though

[remote jackal]

Just search "Big Little Fur Con Papa John Pizza Controversy" I ain't elaborating further.

[inland mantle]

Damn pizza gonna need some therapy after that

[thick fog]

What we talking now

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, it’s still gross for sure

[remote jackal]

The ususal

[ocean widget]

hammerhold is dipshit289 in that one "you dont want to know meme"

[thick fog]

nuke this server

[elder merlin]

Your people bring shame to the community

[gilded socket]

Whoa

Racism

[inland mantle]

well it is a 40k server

[thick fog]

Racism is the best on the furry fandom smh

[inland mantle]

[elder merlin]

We wagin war on the furries next?

[remote jackal]

Inquisitor! Inquisitor! Exterminatus please!

[thick fog]

I think we need to kill them all

[orchid skiff]

Bro i just opened discord

[thick fog]

Including myself

[ocean widget]

found the meme
https://ifunny.co/picture/oblivious-person-hey-could-i-get-some-context-for-who-4l5wmXJGA

[elder merlin]

Jeez lol

[remote jackal]

Would that be suicide on your part?

[elder merlin]

Blame @remote jackal, he brought it up

[orchid skiff]

NINETEEN ?

[thick fog]

Not if someone kills me

And not myself

[inland mantle]

Can do

[ocean widget]

yes

[thick fog]

that wont count as suicide

[inland mantle]

pipe bomb being sent

[warped thistle]

anyone available to help with "The Twins" fight ? Heresy Difficulty

[remote jackal]

A martyr in the name of Righteous Cleansing! You're doing the Emperor's work Pilgrim!

[elder merlin]

@thick fog didnt ask for this, he just wanted to be a cute dragon, or dog, not have to deal with degenerates

[thick fog]

I am the lone wolf

Never associate with anyone

[inland mantle]

Might have better luck getting a group in here https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[ripe tangle]

you’re Racist? What a coincidence so am I! Let’s go be racist together!

-stereotypical Warhammer fans probably

[remote jackal]

Bro is an outcast among outcasts. Is the Judge perhaps your zealot personality?

[inland mantle]

Now to save that without context...

[ripe tangle]

Oh no

[sleek harness]

Sister you are racist?

[ripe tangle]

Not in real life…

[remote jackal]

Coward! You make me sick! We have a galaxy to conquer!

[low hemlock]

oh! me get it, racist

like for cars

noice suster

[little marten]

One race human race

[inland mantle]

🗣️

[shell goblet]

WHAT ABOUT NASCAR

[orchid skiff]

There's me then there's the people below me

[sleek harness]

Nurgle Silverhand, you should make a speech about corporation being bad

[orchid skiff]

That's two races

[little marten]

Gimme a glass of wine and walk through any shopping center with me

[sleek harness]

Just one glass?

[little marten]

We could have two hehe

[remote jackal]

Are you gonna make them all rot away "Nurgle Gamer"?

[ripe tangle]

I’ll give you a whole bottle

and take you to an IKEA

[little marten]

I actually have no qualms with ikea

[ripe tangle]

that’s fair, I just want to go to IKEA

[little marten]

But I don’t have a big enough house to fill rooms with ikea slop

[ripe tangle]

I need a new bed and I kinda like meatballs…

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you wanted to join us on our corporation hate

[ripe tangle]

bruh, I legitmately hate most corporations irl

[sleek harness]

I don't

Want to know why?

[ripe tangle]

literally been victimized by Amazon

makes jokes about how evil Nestle sometimes

[orchid skiff]

What if your girl sits you down and asks "would you love me if I was a corporation ?"

Wyd then

[sleek harness]

Sister is gay?

[ripe tangle]

I’d be surprised that a single person is a Corporation

and I’m not gay

[orchid skiff]

Why else would you go somewhere with only women

[remote jackal]

You turn into one of the Twitter Dregs crying "Leave the Multi-Billion dollar company alone!"

[little marten]

god i hate amazon

so i use someone elses prime

[ripe tangle]

all my homies despise Netflix

and pirates shows like a

[little marten]

dont you guys have dodge boxes yeah

[ripe tangle]

what’s a dodge box?

[sleek harness]

Box that dodges

[ripe tangle]

Boxes are for stealth, not dodging!

[little marten]

dodgy box, like a brand redacted stick that has an app with EVERYTHING on

costs maybe like $90 a year

[ripe tangle]

oh yeah, we have those…

I don’t

but I know people who have them

[sleek harness]

Everything what

The galaxy?

[little marten]

just televsion and movies

[ripe tangle]

I don’t watch TV much tbh…

[little marten]

sometimes we watch like prime time nigerian tv on it, theres a lot of shows about witchcraft

[remote jackal]

Hang on. Guys, I just realised something. We know that there will be at least one new enemy added to Darktide in the next update. FatShark has always made it so when something new gets added, the things get balanced. With ogryn rework it was also weapons rework. With Arbites release it was also combat shotgun rework. So does that mean that with new enemies we will also get enemy rework?!

Will we finally be released from the atrocious enemy spam and get a better gaming experience? Splendid if that's the case. What do you think?

[ripe tangle]

sometimes I’ll want to watch a certain show or anime or whatever and instead of paying a subscription I just torrent them or I’ll borrow my friend’s firestick or whatever

[sleek harness]

Is there even televisions on the year 40k?

[little marten]

that makes sense tbh

[ripe tangle]

Sometimes I’ll find a site that lets me watch things for free

[little marten]

we are getting a new enemy?

[remote jackal]

Look at the new teaser. It's only logical to assume we're getting a new enemy.

[rocky moat]

i'm the new enemy

[little marten]

wait wtf

[rocky moat]

they're putting me in your darktide games

[little marten]

they dropped a teaser with a release date within 2 weeks

[remote jackal]

We're also getting more info on the update tomorrow.

[little marten]

isnt it just a retextured skittergate tho

[remote jackal]

New addition to Mortis Trials.

[inland mantle]

Copium

[thick fog]

tomorrow or monday

[little marten]

ive never played mortis trials and given the choice i dont intend to

[elder merlin]

No

[inland mantle]

My man is typing damn

[remote jackal]

NO IT'S NOT COPIUM! CAN'T YOU SEE?! IT'S ALL CONNECTED! I CAN SEE THE TRUTH AND YOU CAN SEE IT TOO! IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE MAJESTY OF THIS GLORIOUS TRUTH AND CAST OF YOUR SHACKLES OF DELUSION, LET ME SHOW YOU!

[little marten]

ohhhh, is it that dude with the red plasma gun thats supposed to be new?

[jaunty path]

Never buy a subscription to enjoy one show.

never.

[little marten]

i'd subscribe to you hehe

[ripe tangle]

I don’t…

[jaunty path]

There's too many free alternatives

[ripe tangle]

I know

[jaunty path]

Okay send me 59.99

now.

USD

[little marten]

sorry my cashflow is tied up in assets right now

[jaunty path]

what assets

stocks?

[ripe tangle]

we don’t use USD in the 41st Millenium.

[inland mantle]

Umm one problem Im a rock I dont have eye's so what should i be seeing?

[little marten]

not stocks uh bullion

[jaunty path]

Right right you pay in finger nails and what not

[remote jackal]

Being broke 🗣️ OOOOOHHH

[jaunty path]

the fuck is bullion

[little marten]

stocks

[inland mantle]

Yes

[jaunty path]

mf.

[ripe tangle]

a bullion is a gold reserve isn’t it?

[little marten]

boullion sorry

[ripe tangle]

That’s a soup cube

[jaunty path]

chicken soup

[little marten]

yeah thats what i meant

[warped thistle]

anyone able to help with "The Twins" boss fight mission?

[sleek harness]

Bully in the millions

[remote jackal]

We got boubillion dollars in stock right now. Let's get it to Darktilion, we can do it guys!

[little marten]

i accidentally implied that i had wealth in trying to make a joke about chicken stock

[jaunty path]

bro

lmfao

you mf

[inland mantle]

Kinda based

[jaunty path]

everyone with money should send me money

Why? I deserve it

[ripe tangle]

Monty Python level stupid

heh

[little marten]

not my finest 🙁

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[remote jackal]

Treat other how you want to be treated. Now give me your money.

[jaunty path]

you coulda said chicken stock

[jaunty path]

no

[ripe tangle]

then the pun wouldn’t have worked

[inland mantle]

Sharing is caring Ill hold on to your money

[little marten]

it lacked the complex layers my commentary provides

[jaunty path]

I'm not a person so I'm excluded from that rule

[inland mantle]

Oh damn

Mb

[jaunty path]

I'm dog, meow.

[inland mantle]

[remote jackal]

#Autismspeaksandwelisten

[jaunty path]

Autism...

tism..

I want pizza.

[orchid skiff]

Chicken jockey?

[low hemlock]

I would be gracious to as long as me get a lil some some in exchange

[little marten]

who got tism?

[jaunty path]

sned me pizza

[inland mantle]

sned

[jaunty path]

I am nigerian prince

[remote jackal]

Missus

[little marten]

rip

[jaunty path]

Idk if I got tism

[vestal mantle]

Waiting patiently to leave work

[jaunty path]

not diagnosed

[remote jackal]

Ts so over vro 😭 ✌️

[inland mantle]

Your in a darktide server

you 100% do

[jaunty path]

The chances are half and half honestly.

[vestal mantle]

Only 5 hours to go

[little marten]

in fairness i probably have some degree but my healthcare system takes far too long to diagnose it so fuck it

[remote jackal]

It's okay vro we understand ❤️

[orchid skiff]

Do you make friends with girls easily

Or do they hate you easily

[low hemlock]

everyone do cause we are all special in our own way

[jaunty path]

neither girls and boys are just creatures to me

both meat covered in skin

[little marten]

you're extra special tho ❤️

[jaunty path]

Like

whats the difference

both are stupid as fuck

[orchid skiff]

Why tf is autism filtered

[low hemlock]

thank u king

[orchid skiff]

Let me post my message

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[orchid skiff]

Stupid server

[jaunty path]

LOok at girls, dumb as fuck. look at men, dumb as fuck

I need pizza

[remote jackal]

You need sleep

[little marten]

girls never paid attention to me until i got ahead of the curve nyalotha

[remote jackal]

No one cared who I was until I put on the glasses....

[jaunty path]

You want to give me 592309840374890 dollars USD

[orchid skiff]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cat ears

[remote jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-uno-meme-oof-big-gif-20438443

[inland mantle]

How does 2 cents sound?

[jaunty path]

Lets skin Rewdy alive and laugh at him

[orchid skiff]

No.

Nya.

[jaunty path]

I only accept quarters

[inland mantle]

Damn

[jaunty path]

skins you alive cuz im bored

bye

[inland mantle]

Nvm

[jaunty path]

uh...oweqidj

uioufoiwjufoiwruetgfhr0tgh

[inland mantle]

🗣️

[formal mortar]

I'm cooking water

[little marten]

meow

[remote jackal]

JESUS NO

[orchid skiff]

Are you proposing to me

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

me and you in a basket with a never ending ball of yarn forever :3

[formal mortar]

My water has turned into coffee

[little marten]

a symphony of paw and twine, we wouldnt know where one kitten starts and another end

[remote jackal]

Also Sloptide is back LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[formal mortar]

Today I will get that Karnak Penance

Maybe

[inland mantle]

Which one?

[formal mortar]

Dont trip 3 mines

Hard to get people to not walk in them lol

[inland mantle]

Ah that one isnt too bad and luckily bots wont join the final fight so you dont need to worry about them stepping on one

[formal mortar]

Bots kept joining me in the final

[inland mantle]

Really?

Did they get around to fixing that bug

[formal mortar]

Yeah I might have it recorded somewhere

[inland mantle]

Good job then FS was only a bug for a few months

[formal mortar]

When I finally got Randoms that would listen and not walk in the mines, the bots started to join in

And it wasn't that someone left

The bots all really just decided they needed to be there for every run after that

I even got to the twins by myself and all bots joined

And you can't teleport solo

[remote jackal]

I think this one is broken. I remember not stepping on a single mine (that includes other players) and I still didn't get it.

[nocturne horizon]

is arbites going to get a new cosmetic soon, the class has been out for a year now

[inland mantle]

When FS needs money yea

[formal mortar]

I've been able to count all of the tripped mines so it has been 4 or more each run

[remote jackal]

it's been two months vro but still

[inland mantle]

They do however already have a red recolor for arby in the files

[formal mortar]

And I wanna play persona so I'll probably listen to persona music while I play

[nocturne horizon]

with the lighting darktide uses ingame anything red looks black in the game

[dapper trench]

good for u

[jaunty path]

See if you think about it having a guardsmen regiment be 50/50 in gender is kind of a problem because what if the enemy has a psyker with a spell that can instantly trigger a period cramp then next thing you know half of your deployed soldiers are on the ground in pain and the whole battle strategy is thrown off

[formal mortar]

Might be how your colors are set up on your monitor? All my reds look red

[jaunty path]

This can also be applied to SoB's

I CAST PERIOD KRAMPUS! HAZAAAAAA!!!!!

[orchid skiff]

What if the psyker can make everyone c*m next thing you know the women get over it but all the men fall asleep

[jaunty path]

Does a vampire know

[stuck wasp]

Ok but what if the enemy has a Psyker that know Testicular torsion, if you have a male only regiment you're done for

[inland mantle]

No

[digital tundra]

Okay but what if the guard regiment is comprised of only eunuchs?

[jaunty path]

Good point. We should nullify them

[orchid skiff]

... What does that mean...

[jaunty path]

[elder merlin]

Arent those just zealots?

[digital tundra]

I dont think zealots have their balls chopped off

[elder merlin]

Not all of them, but im sure there is more than you'd think

[inland mantle]

Only thing were missing is brain cells

[orchid skiff]

Remove uteruses from SoB then

[digital tundra]

Fair, but I dont think (?) the zealots on the Mourningstar anyway are eunuchs

Then again, fan canonicty at this point and all

Actually considering the male zealots still sound like their voices are deeper, I'd say they're not

[stuck wasp]

There aren't really any lore about enuches in 40k

[elder merlin]

shrugs

[jaunty path]

Can

HAWK TUAH

[inland mantle]

Praying on your downfall after that one

[ocean widget]

well what do you think the throwing knives are for

[jaunty path]

Awesome

[astral basin]

Wake

[warm rivet]

hows everyone

[warped thistle]

can anyone help with "The Twins" boss fight mission?

[dapper trench]

idk

[formal mortar]

I can help

[warped thistle]

steam name?

[dapper trench]

got told to quit by a level 9 fucking nerd

on sm2

[formal mortar]

Mind Of Sid

[dapper trench]

live on twitch

[warped thistle]

@formal mortar added

[inner nimbus]

streamed BL 4

boy they did not lie, those optimization issues are real

but maaaan does the game feel good to play

feels nice to know Borderlands is back

[mystic jackal]

pooplands

[formal mortar]

I am too poor to buy bl4

Sad

But makes me feel better that it's good

[inland mantle]

It'll be one sale very soon knowing them

[formal mortar]

I just had a job interview today

[dapper trench]

how that go?

[formal mortar]

Pretty good

[dapper trench]

thats good

[pallid urchin]

So it appears likely it's a Mortis Trials expansion, but this one from the footage looks to have more Interzone Void terrain pieces, I wonder if this suggests they might eventually add some more maps in that area. Feels a shame to make all those iced over assets and then not use them for more Void missions.

[trail ridge]

Is there actually a way to kick a player from your match? We went with a group of 4 premade into a lobby, but my game crashed. And in the literal minute I was rebooting my game, a rando joins it.

[blazing ibex]

They have to start a votekick.

[trail ridge]

Can I still join them now tho?

[tame hemlock]

seems next update will update mortis trials

[blazing ibex]

You should be able to assuming no one else joins in.

[tame hemlock]

we ALL love snoretis trials

[dapper trench]

fuck this is over four hours

[formal mortar]

Yeah, just keep in mind sometimes when that happens you have to completely restart the game though

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

Sorry was in a mission, basically I have the job unless someone with actual manager experience tries for it by tomorrow

[sweet trail]

Guys dead space remake is on sale

For only 10 dollars (its usually 60)

[cold quiver]

Is that a new enemy in the trailer? A plasma gunner??

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been busy, I bought another gun today

[cold quiver]

Fuck yes new enemies

[nocturne bloom]

My 9070 arrived too

Its really small

[cold quiver]

Might finally rework vet or zealot too

[hot rivet]

I think the name might hint for vet though

[cold quiver]

PLEASE I want him to be fun 😭

New weapon perchance maybe

[hot rivet]

Pray to the big E and it shall come through

[inland mantle]

More likely for a zealot rework first as it's the most outdated

But vet would be great aswell

[ashen prairie]

Just finished Wednesday season 2, must say I was kinda surprised !

[tame hemlock]

Hey buddy

far too optimistic

[cold quiver]

It’s called Bound by Duty man let me have hope for fatshart just so it’s crushed again

[tame hemlock]

we'll get 1 mortis trials map, 1 new enemy and maybe the new veteran weapon

[hot rivet]

What are we thinking on a new enemy type?(Like guaranteed)

[tame hemlock]

this is the only realistic set of expectations

[inland mantle]

Already saw it

#darktide-driptide message

[wheat scroll]

One of the big borderlands youtubers mentioned increasing the shader cache size may help quite a lot. If you have a bit of free space on your ssd, maybe try that.

[terse vault]

Dawg, why’d the update have to focus on mortis trials… easily the worst game mode

[nocturne bloom]

ill be honest, i havent had any issues myself. however, if you dont like the new area shader buffers (stuttering in new areas) nvidias shader cache increase is a temp fix

but tbh id just tough it out

[elder merlin]

Get fucked

[last valve]

Does this channel ever actually talk about the game the discord is meant to be about?

[knotty heart]

Mortis Trials is cool man.

[low hemlock]

yeah like usually updates come with a new map

these vacations are makin em devs more lazy me sees

[last valve]

Watch it not be a mortis trial map
We just have a mission set in Stefoni's mind

[elder merlin]

Why the fuck would we do that?

[last valve]

I'm really curious what the plasma enemy was mostly

[elder merlin]

[knotty heart]

Least they ain’t on discord telling us they need there weekends and nobody to bother them… cough cough saber.

[agile raven]

Talking about the game in the game server?
Impossible and absurd.

[last valve]

I dunno
Ever want to go loot Stefoni's mind for feet pics?

[low hemlock]

it’s FATSHARK paul what u expect

a rework and new weapons for Veterans

yeah right‼️

[elder merlin]

You'll be curious until you get hit with an overcharged shot, explode and die in one hit cause you got hit by 5 of them spawned behind abunch of crushes

[last valve]

Bubble save me

What if it's actually a hint to a plasma nerf

[elder merlin]

Turns out it overloads the bubble

[elder merlin]

Vets really gettin fucked over then

[last valve]

Gonna guess we're finally gonna get our coveted plasma nerf next update
And DS

[elder merlin]

Hey, im all for Vet getting some new weapons, if atleast one of those weapons is shared with Ogryn, POWER GAUNTLET PLEASE

[low hemlock]

u must be a fortune teller vro cause FatShark most def already doin that

[agile raven]

New weapon for Vet and it's another fucking lasgun variant.

[last valve]

Hotshot?

[elder merlin]

I mean, not feet pics, but i can think of a few things i wouldnt mind doin with her

[terse vault]

He kinda reminded me of the captain who i think carries a plasma gun

[low hemlock]

YES‼️

Plz Fatshark give Ogryns new marks for Slab Shield, Power Maul & Pickaxe(turning it into a big hammer)‼️

[last valve]

The captain is physically bigger I think

[agile raven]

No it's called the pissshot and it just fucking sucks.

[elder merlin]

I need something, i hate all of his melee weapons except the knife

[last valve]

THe captain also has an open helmet

It's a new unit pretty sure

[agile raven]

But muh pickaxe...

As a yungun I yearns for the mines boss

[low hemlock]

even the pixkaxe!?

ROCK AND STONE?….

⛏️

[last valve]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/enemies/scab-captain
Actually, scab captains do have a closed helmet
But it's only a single eye?

[elder merlin]

The light attack one is alright, but even still

[agile raven]

It's quite comical to walk up to a Mauler and just vaporize its head with a pickaxe tbh.

[low hemlock]

U can even do it to Crusherz and Bulwarks when u hop like Mario

⛏️

[tired compass]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

[gaunt bridge]

Feels like Fatshark is keeping tabs on me just as I said I was quitting, they conveniently released a new update teaser

[inland mantle]

Their in your walls. Always watching

[upper citrus]

how do i support fatshark

i need to buy every store page

[sleek harness]

Saltzpyre? Playing Darktide?

What a traitor

[upper citrus]

i killed all rats already

[sleek harness]

Ok

[orchid skiff]

vermindone

[tame hemlock]

this the new vet weapon?

nvm i cant post images

#veteran-class

[thick fog]

yes

[tame hemlock]

what's it called?

[wary flint]

complete x mission y amount of time without dying is so dumb to not track missions that are in progress. its not like you can specify matchmaking to only join in progress ones. it should track if you join before the halfway point/objective of the map

[elder merlin]

[thick fog]

Power Saber

Been leaked and sit on the files for quite sometime

[tame hemlock]

hm

i can't find anything about it in the lexicanum

is it a fatshark original weapon?

[elder merlin]

Power saber for Ogryn when?

[thick fog]

You are a power of the saber when playin as ogryn

[thick fog]

No, they exist in lore

[tame hemlock]

i wasnt expecting the new weapon to be a melee

[thick fog]

melee is always better

[tame hemlock]

kinda good though, vet might have more than 2 good melees now...

[ocean widget]

just watch it be the exact same as the DS when the DS gets nerfed

[green beacon]

Pls Fartshart nerf the hell out of vet he deserves it

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[tame hemlock]

I can't stand these Vets making Havoc 100 their playground anymore

[thick fog]

why new pickaxe marks

Theres the leaked 2H hammers models anyway

[tame hemlock]

that will be the 1 new weapon for 2026

[verbal egret]

So whats supposed to be this bound by duty update about?

[fair bridge]

now???

[green beacon]

Fr when I see a vet on my team I know I won't be able to do anything
those damn vet sweats

[green beacon]

seems like a mortis trials update and possible vet rework
but new vet weapon probably confirmed? (Power Sabre)

[fair bridge]

mortis wastes

[green beacon]

vet has like 4 good melees tho
DS4, PS6, Rashad, Knoife

[wary flint]

unless they add new mortis penances i probably wont bother. got my title and 50 rounds penance and never again

[fair bridge]

chaos trials

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400654501454544938/1416214191832039506/fTHoPtO.gif

[ocean widget]

doubt we'd get vet rework

[tired thicket]

Ds4

I sleep

[green beacon]

love it or not you gotta admit it's a really powerful weapon

[tired thicket]

Better on zealot and psyker

[sleek harness]

Only when you parry

[zenith merlin]

Power saber is a cool addition for vet... we're really not getting a hotshot or heavy stubber huh

[sleek harness]

Wait until it gets added to Arbitrator

[elder merlin]

One day Ogryn will get new melee weapons

[sleek harness]

Paul what the hell is this pfp

[tired steeple]

Hello

[elder merlin]

Vegapunk dying

[sleek harness]

Vegapunk

[zenith merlin]

isn't there a wip sledge hammer for ogryn?

[low hemlock]

ye, it should be the mew mark for pickaxe

[orchid skiff]

are you mewing rn ?

[verbal egret]

Ok cool

[low hemlock]

🤫 🧏

always have

[orchid skiff]

well i am meowing

I will now headbutt your leg gently

[low hemlock]

[thick fog]

only pickaxe but theres leaks of a 2h hammer

[zenith merlin]

yea thats what I'm talking about

[crimson wing]

Sorry Rejects! Not the power saber, just the Good Old Power Sword already in the game!

[fast cosmos]

Another week, no Arbites cosmetics..

[fast cosmos]

[thick fog]

23rd or 25th september for sure

[teal kernel]

copium

[fast cosmos]

why for sure

[thick fog]

big update, big drip

[fast cosmos]

Have you been huffing the copium again, reject?

[teal kernel]

im coping for vet rework

[grim narwhal]

does devil's claw eat stamina if u try to deflect crusher's overhead?

[teal kernel]

surely we will get that instead of a 1 new enemy and 1 new map for trials

[elder merlin]

[gaunt bridge]

Guys, chill with the hype. It’s obviously just another Mortis Trials map. They’ve teased that portal like three times already don’t act surprised.

[teal kernel]

ik ik

[fast cosmos]

no surprised individuals here reject

only the disappointed

[teal kernel]

they will make vet exclusive for bots you wont be able to pick vet anymore

vet leaks

[green beacon]

nerf that boi

I want him REMOVED from the game

[teal kernel]

.

[gaunt bridge]

why

[green beacon]

it would be funny

[teal kernel]

its sarcasm

[gaunt bridge]

I’d rather have 2 Vets on the team instead of an Ogryn and an Arbite.

[fast cosmos]

huh

[orchid skiff]

vet buffed

[fierce cave]

Wee woo

Mods execute this guy

[green beacon]

I'd rather not play this shit ass game smh smh

[wheat scroll]

🎣

[elder merlin]

I aint expecting shit and i'll still be disappointed

[fierce cave]

Valid

I don't even play

[teal kernel]

if they add some things for da vet surely they will destroy it and go for vacation

[dapper trench]

6 hours

6

fucking

hours

[fierce cave]

Wat

[dapper trench]

It took

six

FUCKING HOURS

[green beacon]

for what

[grim narwhal]

with disco aquila mod and my custom soundtrack for it, i would rather prefer 4 arbites now

[dapper trench]

TO MAX OUT MY HEAVY

[green beacon]

lmao

[dapper trench]

I was going at a good smooth pace

[teal kernel]

caramell dansen

[grim narwhal]

deleted that garbage instantly

[teal kernel]

whaaaa

[grim narwhal]

"million dollar baby" all night long

[dapper trench]

3 hours roughly to make it to level 17

Which is a good pace

[gaunt bridge]

enjoy your 4 Arbites until a horde shows up then you’ll be begging my 2 Vets with disco aquila to carry your soundtrack through the wipe

[dapper trench]

Was on a six completion streak

But

the

SECOND

I switch to lethal

[grim narwhal]

bro i am good enough to carry damnation with grey weapons

solo

[green beacon]

ok bro

[grim narwhal]

so i still prefer good music

[dapper trench]

I GET PAIRED UP WITH A FUCKING LEVEL 11

[grim narwhal]

over minmaxing team classes

[teal kernel]

which was it

diff 4 or 5

[dapper trench]

AND I WAS ENJOYING LIFE

BLASTING METAL MUSIC AND GOING APE

[green beacon]

pro tip just buy weapons in bulk from brunt, consecrate to green, and sac them

[grim narwhal]

5 maybe
pre-auric basically, i don't remember the names

[dapper trench]

you dont

understand

[fast cosmos]

lol

[dapper trench]

This wasnt on Dark Tide

[green beacon]

I see

what game

[teal kernel]

we did a chall with a friend to use %50 of our talents and only grey weapons with 350 power level wasnt that hard tho

[dapper trench]

I can reach level thirty on DT easy without trying

[dapper trench]

Space Marine 2

[teal kernel]

game is too ez rn

[green beacon]

rip

[dapper trench]

PVE mode

[green beacon]

gl bro

[teal kernel]

havoc is boringly artificially diffed

[green beacon]

my condolences

[dapper trench]

I love the game

[green beacon]

💔

[grim narwhal]

well then, it means classes don't matter at all
so i still choose 4 arbites for never-ending funni music

[dapper trench]

I do

BUT DUDE THAT SHIT TOOK GODDAMN LONG

and I couldnt stop

[teal kernel]

i choose arbites for the quotes

[dapper trench]

wanna know whyyy

I was streaming

on twitch

and i said that it wont end til I hit level 25

Dude

[elder merlin]

[dapper trench]

I just ended the stream

[opal prism]

True, got to listen for sound ques on when to dodge / block! Practice makes perfect xD

[ocean widget]

or you know

you could just play a better class

[frail fable]

"Play a better class"

[fast cosmos]

psyker is made of glass yes

does good damage though

[ocean widget]

how many classes let you violently stab heretics with an oversized knife

[frail fable]

Glass cannon

[frail fable]

Zealot, ogryn, vet in a way

[ocean widget]

a sword is not a knife

a sword is a sword

[frail fable]

A sword is just a bigger knife

[ocean widget]

i dont think you consider the intricacies of melee weapon design when it comes to warfare

[frail fable]

Both stab, both cut, both have handles

Conclusion: a sword is a bigger knife

[fast cosmos]

brontian long knives use knives that are actually swords but they call them knives

[ocean widget]

thats like saying a broken shard of glass with tape wrapped around it is a sword

[fast cosmos]

depends on the size of the shard doesn't it

[frail fable]

It would be a dagger, which is a form of knife

[misty trench]

tbf the line between long knife and short sword can get very blurry

[frail fable]

Oh! True!

[ocean widget]

no
because why the fuck would you use a shard of glass as a sword of all things

[weak beacon]

I want really bad knife for veteran

[fast cosmos]

why not?

[ocean widget]

i think the relic blade clearly isnt short

[fast cosmos]

this is 40k baby

[frail fable]

I mean, use what you got.

[misty trench]

it's actually very small, zealots are just that tiny

[frail fable]

It's called being resourceful, it'll save your life

[ocean widget]

if your only weapon in 40K is a broken shard of glass you are genuinely better off dead if you're that fucked

if you dont even have a shovel

or an actual knife

[frail fable]

[ocean widget]

you are fucked

[frail fable]

Shovel!?

[vestal mantle]

Imagine being in 40k and not considering the humble shovel

[frail fable]

I love shovels

It dig trench, me like the trench

Trench is home

I miss trench

[vestal mantle]

Its ok

Have a rashun

[frail fable]

Corpsestarch?

[vestal mantle]

Now with extra cheekbone

[frail fable]

Extra calcium

[vestal mantle]

Build them bones

[frail fable]

[vestal mantle]

Well back to listening to neighbors yelling at their kid while im trying not to laugh at the transgression

[gloomy void]

Shovels are boring. The krieg stuff gets so overused they get repetitive

[fast cosmos]

Trying not to laugh at the transgression?

[frail fable]

Sounds like a skill issue

[fast cosmos]

i'd rather have a shard of glass than nothing at all btw

[vestal mantle]

apparently the kid ran around the complex, would meet someone, say "Hi I'm (insert name) and you are bonerific"

[fast cosmos]

a shard of glass in an ork's eye might buy you a few precious seconds

[gloomy void]

Ain’t my fault krieg are boring lol

[frail fable]

They actually arent but im not gonna change your opinion

[gloomy void]

Agree to disagree.

[fast cosmos]

kriegers are cool, but they're not my favorite regiment

[vestal mantle]

The dad is cool asf but he has to be the bad guy so hes telling the kid not to say that word, then he walks out and starts laughing

[frail fable]

That's essentially what I said yes

[misty trench]

tallarn gang

[gloomy void]

Yes. It was a mutual “lets move on”

[frail fable]

I have a few favorites, krieg is just at the top

[fast cosmos]

savlar chem dogs baby

penal legions are dope

[frail fable]

Krieg
Vostroyan
Catachan
Vitrian
Cadian

[vestal mantle]

I like the elysian

Something about jetpacks and guardsmen just seem funny

[grave birch]

Not even mentioning the Praetorians should be a crime

[fast cosmos]

savlars, catachan, brontians, acid dogs, elysian are cool too. praetorians.

[frail fable]

Eh, not a fan

[vestal mantle]

Like i imagine its like almost as funny as ork jumpers

[fast cosmos]

janissaries

[elder merlin]

Short sword for ogryn when?

[fast cosmos]

short sword for ogryn would be like.. a space marine sized claymore LMAO

[elder merlin]

What weapons do Ogryns even get in the tabletop again? Or killteam or whatever

[fast cosmos]

not much

[elder merlin]

[fast cosmos]

ogryn unfortunately do not get many weapons

on account of their inability to use much

[ocean widget]

honestly just the shit you already see ingame

[frail fable]

I want to say lucifer black are neat, but they arent guardsman. More imperial bodyguards

[fast cosmos]

lucifer blacks are pretty rad

[ocean widget]

theres also gauntlets but thats about it

[frail fable]

Agreed

[vestal mantle]

They do a lot with a little and thats a big deal

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

[fast cosmos]

true

[gloomy void]

I want a melta gun for my Vet

[elder merlin]

Surely fatshark wouldnt put in a class that they wouldnt plan on giving more weapons