#general-chat
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baphomets sigil?
No the hand sign he does

oh the two fingers
It represent "As above, so below" Basically the balanace between mercy and jsutice and the waxing and waning moon. at least, thats how i learned of it and interperet it.
#cultist-general
Ah, the straight up Lich from Adventure Time, nice
I actually had work to do at work for once
Crazy
Also about to figure out how bad Sriracha ramen is
time to reinstall helltide again
everything may contain lead dumbass
Im good boss
its not like you're going to ingest a chunk of lead the size of your hand
u wont die instantly vro

debatable
american food?
Nah
yeah lamias american last i checked
ur eepnis wont deflate
no. overpopulation
You don't need to populate 

youll survive
Hi mallo:3
Boof ass ramen im good
I just got home I’ll listen as I do hw
if i eat it and my organs are still working then YOU will eat it
Im good
What is bro yapping ab?
lamia wont eat american ramen
It’s eh
American ramen:
Says product of Mexico:

close enough
On today's episode of this guy attempts to know everything 
sex is for procreation. anything else is evil
Never said I wasnt evil
Okay Puritan

i mean it was close enough though
plus putting lead in ramen sounds like an american thing
leaded petrol being made there n all that
Considering I live directly under Canada's border, its not really close
everyone in the US lives directly under canada
thats where the US is
nah it aint an TRUE American Product
if it doesn’t say Made from China

Just because the UK is the size of an American supermarket doesnt mean everything is next to us

look at a map
also if the UK is the size of an american shop that doesn't exactly sound good for citizens
you are however in the us
which is directly under canada
If you live in Texas you are rejected by God
that explains why young sheldon took place there
Mexico is in America
from what I’ve seen and heard
the UK have been cooked for its citizens ages ago 🙏
american citizens not british citzens
meow
it’s in North America -_-
does he know
doesn't matter
it’s North America’s largest Latin American country 😐
Listen.
you're all living in america
Idc where it is i ain't eating its nasty ass lead ramen
Mexico = warm, desert, cactus, piss filter.
It's south
and the US is huge, quite frankly so is Canada.
finally someone gets it
did you learn that in 6th grade which you are currently in right now
tbf “lead” being in food should be the least of everyone’s worries

i dont think rewdy watched breaking bad in whatever the fuck 6th grade is
Rewdy is at least near 30 yo
he got put back a couple years
I don't know what 6th grade is in civilized countries, but it might be younger than the cursed number, so I will not answer.
Depends on the health of the consumer, boss
6th grade is 10 years old wtf
i forget other places don't have that
like 95% of Canada’s population lives within 100km of the US though, most of the country is uninhabited, which is why despite being geographically larger than the US, it has a population comparable in size to Texas
My mom looked at me weird when she saw me talking to myself 😭
Thank god I didn't answer
ehh, no
do i look american
i'm the king of 4th grade
yah buddy u cooked🥀
🫡
i own the sandbox
Canada got the short end of the stick, didn't it
when they were settling in america
Shut up
(I don't know american history)
You just know im right
if u ever need an adult inca's right there
why am i not surprised thats from a nikke server
True, elders need an adult too
Who the fuck is inca and does he have candy in his van
yes
incandesant light bulb
aquila
also the US has a land area the size of Germany dedicated to grain agriculture, not a part of Germany, Germany as a whole.
Probably because its a nikke character
it's stupid australian candy that's healthy for you or some shit
don't open that individual's profile
biggest mistake I ever made
which is something I think is neat
💀
awful

bro his server tag is vore
what did you expect
Red Hood or bust, sorry mate
I already struggle to understand Richard= Dick
so this is wrecking me
ah~ I see u noticed ✨P E A K✨

i've got no clue who volume is but i assume its the ass in big bois banner
What ass
Stop posting ass stickers before we lose perms for that too…
Am I seeing different things
I need my stickers damnit
check his main profile not his server profile rewdy
First they came for the gifs...
he hasn't learned what ass is 💔
Tru, u REJECTZ STOP ACTING S U S‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Oh.
yeah i cant find shit for the server banner so i can only assume thats whoever volume is
oh its a nikke character
awful
where can i even buy yukon gold potatoes this is bullshit
at the super market?
they’re usually in the produce section.
U Runtz investigating me like some Inquisitors 🥀🥀🥀

played too much sm2 and now any shape in the sky makes me shit myself cause I thought I saw a zoanthrope
try getting better eyes
I do actually need glasses
attachments are disabled for general chat
period
that's a cute sticker
no more forwarding messages
I like the waving one you have
I love the Sister Stickers
We have endured enough
I should join some faction subreddits
It is time to demand more
probably blood angels
i'm not making another server

i already have one and it's entirely too unfriendly to newcomers
poor guys that have been in there all went nuts
Cuz they haven't met me
i'm genuinely convinced that two members have brain damage
one of them from alcohol abuse and the other one from being born in texas and living with his grandparents
i'd like to start a new community but things have just changed too much
😔
Waht
rascal named mallow:
If only Texas could get nuked
one time he genuinely tried to convince us that america would achieve world peace by 2026 because of the current administration
yeah that's brain damage alright
he also can't point to italy on a map
my condolences to bro
i do not believe you.
🤌
rewdy congratulating me after successfully destroying all evidence linking him to the island
Good morrow
If I give you a button to destroy humanity do you press it
When is this game getting new content
NEVER
who says we're human?
@fair bridge I liked getting nowhere fast, lucked out and moaning lisa smile. I wasn’t able to find aukina and dreamstation sadly, I’ve already got the “fallen” album and for the rest didn’t fall right for my ears
aukina and dreamstation are the collaborating artists on lucked out
Ohhh, ok
It sounded like smth I’d listen to while getting ready in the morning, just the perfect vibe yk
I want a lobotomy tool kit
Thanks malewife
i play some VR
you already play darktide
i heard nobody plays that anymore
flips strand behind my ear
true I'm playing bannerlord instead atm
Idk if I wana go back to vrchat, even tho I got some nice friends on there idk if I can handle the drama anymore
i was thinking about exploring in there but i'd rather just pretend to be the wolverine in blade and sorcery
or shit in my pants playing into the radius
both options seem more appealing
No
what the fuck die
I have goals i need to have done
I WISH
IM KIDDING
there's so much to look forward to
like cyberpunk 2
and the death of henry kissinger
That’s crazy lol
Im serious
I fucking love cyberpunk
i have yet to play the new update because i'm waiting on all my favorite mods to get updated
We should all die together
Rewdy dies last
I liked Cybergyatt at release, but tried replaying it recently and it just didn't hit the same
it looks awful, plays like shit, and idc about anything in the story
I’ve watched edgerunners, I still have to play the game but I wana finish little nightmares again
When do i die
i swear they nerfed the graphics
Suicide club 2.0 will never happen I can’t go back
it genuinely looks atrocious
game's pretty fantastic, i love everything about it

When you’re 30
Why 30
30 😭
Dude i fell asleep with a book in my hand
30 is twink death apparently
Seems right
Sounds like you just want me ded in the future 
until i tragically die in a hoverboat accident
Idk what age I’m looking forward to other then when I become a successful comic illustrator
Then I’ll die happy
how strange it is to be anything at all
Nah Moeb ain't wrong, I estimated 30 anyways 
wake up mr. west!
kid named starvin marvin
My cause of death will be from how many monsters I drink
i started tweaking a couple years ago when i found out that one of my favorite /mu/ projects (the death of pablo) got some of its best segments cut out of it because of copyright complaints
AHHHH I NEED TO WORK ON MY HW I CANT BE HERE I GOTTA LOCK IN!!!!!
i can't fucking find the original version of the death of pablo
Pablo
and i think that's what's going to make me start killing
no starve whore
I can hear the voice of the guy saying Pablo 💀
huh ?
Yum caprisun
You don’t know it?
nope
listen to this https://pacol.bandcamp.com/album/the-death-of-pablo
😔
I want a cyberdeck so i can lobotomize my ex
If i cant sleep i haunt u
I’ll find the vid gimmie a few
holy shit they restored the album
YESSSSSSSSSSS
AAAUUUGGHHHHHHH
i no longer have to kill and kill and kill
pablo
fuck man i'm actually so glad the album got restored
What??? 💀
You sure you didn’t just see the Skaven?
I sometimes mistake him for an abhuman too.
i think im the only person in the world that doesnt like john legend's voice
Hi kucia
@fair bridge I need to do my hw for at least three hrs if you see me active can you tell me to fuck off plz 🙏🏼
Hiwre you
go do your homework
fuck off
giggles
i'm gonna be talking about kanye west for the next five hours
Not good
I’m sorry :c
Girl failure
Mememememe
a generational talent tragically taken too soon by a dentist who loved selling nitrous
he's still alive, he's just permanently brain damaged
So fellas I'm playing Space Marine 2 and I'm trying to figure out what chapter of marines would get deployed to Atoma, if they ever did
(pls don't say Ultramarines)
HOW DARE THEY PLAY 40K IN MY 40K
exactly
Woudl it be immoral to kill my ex
Nobody needs to know
Depends... are they a xenos?
Go for it
I will listen tomorrow
I will now close my eyes
This could be us but you playing
https://youtu.be/gWEN1XoE5NE
Did you fall for that dark eldar zazz?
According to ICE probably
Tru
for a hot minute i thought you were sending me some sick ass shit i hadn't heard yet and you were saying the lyrics but now i understand after clicking the video
Omegaseals
hmm
if they had a choice
probably grey knights, unfortunately
I mean, fortunate for the inquistion. Unfortunate for any witnesses
Sorry Lamia, I’m not going to suplex you.
instead I’m going to put you in a Boston Crab.
i desperatly need re-education
from what ive seen the emperor was just a dick to most of his children
its starting to make sense why they turned to chaos
Read the books
Another mass question put out i wonder what responses ill get
a mirelurk?
read the books
PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING
bro asked about ogryn in psyker

Which one 
Hey you laugh but they have given me the best answers of how to work with others in the game and I trust their opinions
thats probably cus theyre the exact same fuckers in each channel
still a stupid place to ask
Why do I feel shitty now just because im asking questions to help myself improve and work with the other classes on my team?
Drink
have you tried having a pint
Eh what's the point anymore its just gonna be the same people answering you are completely right I shouldn't be asking
dead game, only about 10 people play it
Ask whatever questions you have
Yea which flavor
Homie got pressured out of the server
He ain't asking anything

That's sad
What was he even asking?
I been cleaning and cooking all day, then when gf got home she said we are going to another city tomorrow so I had to prepare things for that
She always hits me with unexpected trips
Why do you want me to suplex you so badly?
I don't have to pay for anything
I do not understand…
You dont need to understand, just do 
Oh? 
Looks like he was asking why people don't stick behind a shield ogryn when a daemonhost is there and charge into it

I mean, I know the Emperor’s Judgment is glorious, but you’re not supposed to smile when I threaten you with a Bolter.
I only fear the wardens and their limitations on my explanations
if anybody tried to hit me with a surprise trip, i'm putting them in my freezer in multiple pieces. i will warn them of this when we meet so there will be no rash action
It's fun though
@spark grail
pls give notice of such things
then there will be less issue
LAMIA WHERE'S THE HYPER PREGNANT EMOJI FROM I REQUIRE IT
It's not like I'm employed anyways
@spark grail
ahhh okay yeah i get that then. i'm prolly just overworked as shi
Could be. Just remember if you travel to take an extra day off so you can relax when you get back.
oh yeah absolutely
Shhhhhh
i get about a month of leave annually. i just can't use it rn bc i'm the only one rostered on until sept 23rd bc everyone's on leave or quit hahaha
Ah that sucks
i'll be back to my normal cheery self soon though don't y'all worry about that
please please just hear me out please
Should I make some grilled cheese sandwiches or some cheap ramen? 
what kinda cheese you got?
d a m n
hollup my boah i'll hook you up with some parmesan
and some mozzarella. those two play pretty nice
Its all stored in a cave, a cave full of cheese, a cheese cave, its old, old cheese from a cave, old cave cheese
what kinda ramen?
i'm wendigooning all over the fuckin' place rn
Just the most basic maruchan chicken flavored ramen
I be eating poor, I did make chicken and chili earlier but I gotta save some for tomorrow
i got this malaysian curry one. it's quite nice.
Strawberry kiwi and watermelon
:3
Oh dang that reminds me I have a canteloupe to cut up
You didnt say green tea so you instantly passed
Hour and 50
Fuhhhh
if you ever feeling REALLY poor, make a big pot of split pea soup. shit'll last you until the end of the month guaranteed
I need my gas station slop energy drinks
If I get that poor I'm going to ask my mom for food
Get a monster
(Live savers made a new gummy flavor thats exotic fruits and it slaps)
She always has extra stores of food
Got a 12 pack at home already
... they have gummies now?
Flavor…?
They have for years
They’re amazing
I get the juice one, pacific punch, pipeline punch and the mango one
i live with my mamma still. it's a neutral effect. i gain the living with mamma debuff but this economy makes it kinda meta
hell yeah i gotta try em
PACIFIC PUNCH??? BAAASSEEEDDDDD
Highly recommend the new exotic one
If i have money ill go
PayPal for gummy lifesavers ong
I managed to find a place for super cheap and had a nice job up until recently
sorry to hear it didn't work out
Been my favorite for years
@somber stream my laptop is showing sign of dying
Tell it to live
my drive begin to hang/freeze more often
i don't drink energy drinks often. i liked the mango loco flavour when it dropped but i avoid those things. had a teacher in high school who'd smack them out of kids' hands bc her husband destroyed his stomach lining with it. mrs ferlazzo. i liked her, very cool teacher
screen flickering black
i'll commit seppuku with a power sword
fulfil the prophecy
what da hell
Its actually really important to eat food with them for this reason
yeah. probably best smth dense with lots of carbs. like bread. whatever coats the stomach the best
Really anything you can eat
Youll usually get sick if you drink them on an empty stomach
Thats why it feels cold in your stomach if you drink them
No food
mmm i love my battery acid in a can
Based….

I dont have paypal
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when the fuck did polos make gummies
Ok where is everyone? I’ve been trying to get a group for three days and no ones shown up! What are y’all doing?!
oh america before 2022 that makes sense
not playing darktide clearly
we dont play darktide unless theres an event or an update
awful
i've been playing helldivers 2 and schedule 1. the medals grind for the former and my boyfriend wanted to try the shrooms update for the latter
yeah darktides kinda shit rn ngl
Also been playing persona 5 royal
I feel like it’s in its best state in forever
the fact you have to rely on 3 seperate people to not be incompetent
tbh i'd be happy to hop back on if i knew what to expect for the next update. have something to look forward to
Helldivers is more shit than Darktide is right now
Bro that’s why it’s co-op
vet nerfs SURELY
yeah true
only thing that actually gets updated is the aquila shop
we're still waiting on the announced solo mode
Ok I will 100% complain about the shop
yeah. i've had to drop down to diff 6 just so it's not freeze-framing every minute
Worst part of the game right there
we're also waiting on darktide having bots on the same level as VT2
Bloatware 🗣️
File validation simulator
this would actually be a thing if we could do solo missions with our own characters as bots
lowk I've been playing vt2 recently cuz I can't play darktide on my laptop
the bots are still braindead in vanilla
like darktide's bots are held back not only by their stupidity, but also bc they're like level 1s running around in higher diffs
theres a mod that lets you have them as bots
does require a mod that gives solo mode while the solo mode gives nothing at all so no point doing it
they can at least hold books n shit tho
true
They have literally 300 hp and toughness tho, around there anyways
but these features shouldn't be modssssss
i know
its been 2 years and still no solo
also a curse when that's paired with infinite stamina.
bot triggers a daemonhost and you got no barrels to tk them?
that daemonhost will be with you for a hot minute
like dawg get tf AWAYYYYY
That's true
they were made by the cyborgs of HD1
they seem to be a contingency plan by the cyborgs from helldivers 1
it's in a decent place, just could be better. much better. once you reach a certain point progression-wise the gameplay loop becomes stale. havoc and mortis trials were intended to alleviate this but both ended up not meeting expectations, especially mortis trials.
for players that came from vermintide 2 this was even more apparent since vt2 has way more content to work with before you even start doing chaos wastes, which is what mortis trials should have been a carbon copy of.
of course, vt2 also took several years to reach the point that it's currently at. if that's anything to go off of then darktide will be peak in 5 years. can't wait!!
Fatshark games 🗣️
so yes
they’re literally Terminators lmao
They are what we fought in HD1 but like 100 years later and almost fully augmented
well, we don't KNOW if that's the case. they seem to be but it's all a bit loosey goosey
Gotcha
"History Matters! After the First Galactic War, Super Earth kindly allowed the Cyborg Secessionists to live, giving them stable work deep within the mines of Cyberstan. But, twisted by their implants, the Cyborgs sought their revenge by creating the Automaton Legion."
"The origins of the Automatons are very vague, and it is not clear when exactly they were created. However, thanks to a decrypted message from the Cyborg Nation[2] announcing the "Independence of Cyberstan", we know that the Automatons are descendants of the Cyborgs, created to continue fighting against Super Earth and one day liberate the Cyborgs from their enslavement on Cyberstan following the end of the First Galactic War in 2084:"
"It appears the Automatons, or the Cyborgs, hijacked an ancient language of Earth known as "Swedish" and adapted it into their own alphabet in order to deceive Super Earth surveillance. Whether this also applies to their "spoken" language isn't clear, if their bursts of binary static can even be considered speech to begin with. What is certain is that, much like Swedish, the Automaton language is written from top to bottom and is read from left to right."
yeah this. we don't know if they were made during the first war as a contingency plan, or if they were made by cyborgs who escaped the super earth scouring of cyberstan
likely made on cyberstan due to the independence on it
so we’re basically fighting Terminators and Arachnids but by different names lol
yeah
yeah
and fit entirely in their own in universe lore obviously
yeah
the illuminate remind me of someone too
well yeah. oh and the illuminates are another "alien faction with the marathon logo as their insignia"
like the tau
they unsanctioned that mod because they implemented most of the features that the mod provided in an earlier update (a few years ago)
in the feast of grimnir update they further improved bot behavior
plus HD2 terminids are just high poly DRG glyphids
they'll never be perfect but they're far better than they were at launch
HD2 bugs are starship trooper bugs directly rather than via tyranids i think
they literally just look at me when I'm disabled lmfao
no enemies or anything they just don't know what they want to do to help 
yeah :)
That’s what I’m thinking too
Good, time to get a PC
mortis trial bots using medicae as a bandaid after a dog touches them 
It was hurting 🗣️
they've all got real fuckin close names and real fuckin close designs
i cant tell if you're disagreeing
was explaining why i fucked up and said tyranids and not terminids
oh lol
Too much Warhammer
Bugs from Starship troopers are called "Arachnids", they came before Warhammerr
for my part i forgot the bugs were called terminids lmao
in hd2
but the killing them for resources thing is pure starship troopers
Helldivers like to combine multiple instances of media into their own new thing
which at its heart helldivers is a spiritual successor to
1987 was when tyranids existed
starship troopers released 1997
oh forgot it had a book
59 lol
the book isnt as good as the movie
heinlen was a weird guy
movie was defo better than whatever the fuck this is
heinlen was really important but tbh low hit rate on his books actually being good
Yeah but the book depicted the Mobile infantry as more than just grunts with peashooter and armour made of paper, they had wide access to power armour
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6on266sw9vd51.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D8ed418572b61c2928464ed8e95e1ac74dca6aa14
Which is cool af, but budget and direction didn't allow them to follow the book
stranger in a strange land and the moon is a harsh mistress are really the 2 heinlens i think are worth reading and the rest are historical objects
Wait i don't think the director even read the book properly in the first place
Pozer
Hello Rodent of Unusual Size.
"Verhoeven infamously stated that he didn’t read the book except for a few pages (he said it was boring), he had a peon read it and summarize it for him. Verhoeven even said he set out to make a film that was such an affront to the book that fans of the book would be insulted by it. Robert Heinlein’s widow was so outraged at the final product that she got Robert’s name pulled from the credits. Verhoeven’s script was originally titled “Bug Hunt on Planet Nine” or “Bug War” depending on what reports you read. The Starship Troopers appellation was added later in the production to capitalize on the presence of some built-in fandom, however small."
Is vt2 still good to play?
are you alright?
"He told Empire he stopped reading the book after two chapters, finding it "boring and depressing," and asked Neumeier to fill him in on the rest. "It is really quite a bad book. I asked Ed Neumeier to tell me the story because I just couldn't read the thing. It's a very right-wing book," Verhoeven said."
Maybe
I have almost nothing to do in my free time other than watch videos and sleep
Is it alright for you?
heinlen had lots of goofy libertarian ideas that show up in his books ||and as he got older he'd write a lot about guys his age having sex with hot secretaries etc||

It’s okay…
First movie turned out great, but everything that came after was hot garbo
@somber stream
"There's a reason Verhoeven reacted so negatively to Heinlein's book. Having grown up under the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands (via the Independent), he was less interested in its spectacular displays of patriotism than in picking apart the rotten ideology behind them. Before moving to Hollywood, he made his name in Europe with social and psychological dramas that closely analyzed Dutch society and the legacy of war. Heinlein's Starship Troopers, meanwhile, was a novel widely known for its jingoistic, pro-war, pro-military messages, which have led many critics to describe it as propaganda. Verhoeven quickly decided he had no interest in making a straight adaptation, let alone diving into fan-favorite world-building particulars, such as the famously excised power suits. Instead, per the Empire interview, he chose to design the movie's world as a "fascist utopia," in an effort to show why it was bad."
I’m working a job where I’m forced to be friendly with people but I’m going through like
a depressive episode?
I’m not even really sure tbh
its a game that exists
but I’m doing alright I guess
What job is it
Therapy?
hardly a hot take but verhoeven did such a good job
I’ve mentioned it already before :<
"im doing my part!"
she works at a bar
Treat yourself something hot and nice today
bartender at a restaurant
Uhhhhhhhhhhh don't got your lore
blond blue eyed guy going "IM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL"
In 2030 you will be able to work as a bartender while controlling a robot in your home
I did service job once, didn't like it
unfortunately that doesnt fly in most customer service jobs lol
Just wait 5 years
shame
as a high schooler i worked movie theater concessions which is a really interesting service job because every customer is already mad at you for keeping them from their movie
we had a coffee station and a group would order like 5 drinks and then go "the movie is ABOUT to start" I ONLY HAVE THE ONE MACHINE OK
yeah theatres suck
the clean up there is horrible
you ordered fucking macchiatos if you wanted it fast get a latte
i only ushered when i absolutely had to
I bring my own food and drinks to the theater
People literally tell me to smile more and it’s infuriating lmao
i dont do well with a couple things people would leave in the theater ||dip cups||
tell em to pay you more
you ever find any condoms?
not personally but i rarely ushered
I do, all the time lol
Do they pay you more?
ah
yeah the cleaning of a theatre is not fun
we got a condom every couple of weeks i think people at least had the decency to trash them usually
big theater
we got heroin paraphenalia in the bathrooms more often than condoms
which one was the drug u found most often
junkies less considerate than the movie theater fuckers
Lucia I will pay you 6.8 billion dollars if you contract your facial muscles to create an arc with your lips
just permanently be sad and get the money anyway 
like evidence of? i dont think we ever found any of the actual drugs and we had to call the cops per policy
heroin was the one that caused problems
ah yeah evidence of
assumed you would've found a bit of coke evidence
chewing tobacco is not illegal but is fucking disgusting and the people who do it are apparently fucking slobs
coke doesnt leave a lot of evidence
we werent getting like crack smokers in our area
not without a black light
btw never bring one to a movie theatre
hahaha yeah thats a bad idea
To do what?
Smile
your lips are always making an arc
make you permantly forced to smile/frown
Damn good deal
theatres fucking suck though
oh god yeah
just buy a bunch of shit at home and go sailing
i havent gone to one since i quit that job
I went there for Puss in Boots and Avatar
i do not blame you
the smell of popcorn still makes me kinda sick
i think the last time i went was to watch the first lego movie since you cant exactly fuck it up that bad
J*b
i was working at the movie theater when star wars 7 came out
Darktide
that was a hellish period
deadpool was in that period too
working in a theatre when any big movie comes out is hellish
a movie called bahubali which doesnt mean anything to you unless you're a bollywood fan but ruined my life for like 2 weeks
the area had enough of a first generation indian population that we showed bollywood movies in multiple languages not just hindi
how fun
yeah
i have a suspicion
that there is no culture of respecting workers at indian movie theaters
because humanity is a bunch of cunts for no good reason
Lol very true
one time a third party held like an event screening and they brought these big sheetcakes, and then they cut them with SWORDS that they DID NOT WARN US ABOUT
You have a problem with cutting cakes with swords?
presumably they had a problem with the fact they had a damn sword
they got the cake all over the carpet 
they had TWO swords
oh yeah and that
Ohhhhh lol (context is key) lol
i was also not a fan of sword surprise and neither was management lol
did anyone get arrested or are swords legal wherever the fuck you are
Lol a sword is just a bigger version of cutlery :3
they must have had whatever licensing or the swords were recognized as ceremonial implements or something
you can own a sword
But you can't cut a cake with it?
i dont actually know what the rules are for carrying swords around in public
in your own home
please not in my place of work 
Did they cut it at a work outting or something?
IN THE MOVIE THEATER
they cut it in a theatre during a bollywood movie davi
What do you use to cut a cake?
clearly not a bloody fockin sword
If it's a big cake you should use a sword
i dont remember what kind of sword it was i wish i did
Lol tbh with what happened to that ukraine women on that train last week tbh a cake in a public place seems not so bad xD
probably a khanda
what fuckin happened?
ok casual non lawyer research indicates that technically the only crime they'd be comitting is brandishing and thats only if we decided it alarmed us
wait how curved was it
i dont remember
Lol its all over twitter my dude
explains why i aint seen it
Or X whatever its called now
xitter
this was 2015 lol literally 10 years ago
probably a sword specifically for cake then
Yeah its was pretty brutal the video and all :3
the sword was probably food grade i think everything was legally on the up and up
a stabbing is noticeably different to cake cutting
I mean they both made a mess xD
One just had a liquidy filling xD
the movie theater was a corporate outfit so we were extremely by the book
cinemark
my eternal enemy
o no

🔪
Foos
Dang, things are funky in UK and France this week huh
Stabbing happened in the US
Dean The French said they'll do some protest over there today too
My honest Colt 1911 response:
Burn a few car, throw some rocks. Have a croissant
The girl was stabbed from behind
Ukraine Migrant i think?
I was gonna make a cod awareness perk joke but that just ruined it
They covered up a Banksy pic about the law system as per usual
Yeah
To be fair stabbings and shootings happen here daily
If you pay attention to every one of them youd lose track fast
What you need to do is have your police not do anything
Boom
Crime rate goes down
Spoken like someone who's never seen what happens when they dont do anything
Knowning American, the country will implode
That was the joke
The joke is your ignorance? Rip
Of course the bloody crime rates not going to go down if the police do jack shit
But uh, let us move along
I did 0 progress on my hw and only played video games @fair bridge are you proud of me lol 💀
Conversations like these always end in 1 direction lmao
Fun fact
Also why can’t I send in pics??I got some peak drawings to send in
The voice actress for Yennefer is Dedra Meero from Andor
People shat the bed last month so we lost embed perms
You can send them in #darktide-fan-art
What ;-;
Check pins
It’s not even fanart just doodles that I’m proud of and some big pieces I’ve made
the earlier you do your hw the earlier you can game
i am wize
You right
There's another protest xD
Yes to both
where is the protest?
Meanwhile in Germany: party candidates assassinated before local election day
Embrace chaos
Here and there, a little bit of everywhere
Didn't somebody try and assassinate Americas current president twice and fail xD
Fun time we're living in
missing the shots that matters most 😭
The first one is suspect for like literally all of the reasons
All it did was make him stronger xD
we're living in the 1/100 timeline
True true
If only the assassin had better aim xD
To be fair it was the same predicament for the US as it was for UK
Maintain the shitty status-quo or try something new, potentially just as shitty but at least it's 'new'
in the US, the President just recently declared war on one of the country’s major cities…
And he just die already
Which city and country?
Pardon?
Chicago… USA

I don’t think it’ll be easy if it’s Chicago
I heard mfs there are crazy
idk what else to fuckin say about that, he’s literally going off about the War Department and sending the Army to tame Chicago
and he won’t shut up about it
Lmao that isnt a declaration of war
I heard that he was gonna send military to utah to help ice, I’m worried for my parents even though they are legal it still worries me that something bad will happen to them
Department of Defense had its name changed?
it was the War Department before WW2, they changed it to the Department of Defense in like 1947
they just recently changed it back to the DoW less than a week ago
Ok and in what way was any of what was said a declaration of war?
It was one of his tweet me think, reading about it
Im confused
orang man is silly
Orang man needs to die
It truely amazes me how 1 man can upset so many people all at once xD
and a criminal too
Politicians used to have class and charisma. Evil cunts yes, but an evil cunt with class
Did you know that court hearing was indefinately put on hold (meaning he was never actually convicted of anything)
Yet everyone calls him a felon xD
Convicted Felon without a Conviction xD
Crazy world we live in
Just history repeating itself
And people will do surprise Pikachu face as if no one saw that one coming all over again
There's a lot of hate in the world and its really sad
Humans amirite?
Not everything is bad though
Think of the good stuff and live your life, but pick up the pitchfork when the time comes
Your cat (or dog), your family, yourself. Those are what truly matter at the end of the day
he's only innocent as far as the law is concerned
Lmao no its not
Ah i was gonna say shit man I really do live in the warp
Just encountered another fun bug
daemonhost green glow covers your whole screen and follows you until you kill the hexbound
Yeah that happens sometimes
A buddy of mine had that same thing happen a few weeks ago
it was surprising to say the least
Fatsharks code is made of spaghetti and duct tape
Some warp nonsense is probably in there too
indeed. been getting some jank lately. Mortis trials have been fun though
Iv been helldiving 
Yes
Oshaune is hell yes
There be dragons
Many dragons
They eat lvl 150s for breakfast
Iv heard people saying more HD have died in oshaune than the creek is this true?
This is true
Damn 💀
just gotta throw more bodies
It was more of a boost for newbies to get their samples for the upgrades
I gotta admit it's quite funny how as soon as xbox players join the devs are like right time to make em suffer 
Good move, actually. Gotta toughen up the new gen so they won’t bitch and moan as much as the previous one
Afghanistan?
Mb Syria even 💀
Goodnight creatures of the black lagoon
What's the number on players' heads when you're in the lobby?
The one next to their level?
That's their havoc rating
Oh lmao
ignore what I said
Judge dredd armor

If you give me a lawgiver i will totally behave with it
Another cool bug fact
Its on sight
i'm scared of wasps
Understandable. many people are afraid of arthropods.
I like arhtropods, mainly because I have worked with them personally
i like them alot
usually things i have phobias for interest me but wasps are simply horrifying
Hate wasps they always sting me 
Rong…!!!
Wasps suck
they are just more territorial
I think it is wrong to imprint human emotions such as malice upon arhtropods.
i once had to 2v1 two wasps
they belong to the superfamily pompiloidea
Who won?
Did you eat them
I found broom to be ineffective against wasps
which containsss mutillidae, pompiloidea, myrmosidae and Sapygidae
it was a tie
Either that or shrimply skill issue
Understandable
Velvet ants, Spider wasps, myrmosid wasps and sapygid wasps :)





