general-chat

[sonic sonnet]

the "Necrons are the peak of technology in the Galaxy" after some General wakes up and unleashes the red wall of laser

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-5920695394641505768

I FORGOR

[orchid sigil]

They were making sure to prepare you for h40

[sonic sonnet]

I have to kill myself now

[ripe tangle]

tbh Tau and their caste system and their aesthetic always gave me sort of a Chinese vibe… with the exception of katanas and battlesuits, that stuff is Japanese

[cyan current]

parry this you filthy heretic

[ripe tangle]

everything else feels Chinese

[tired steeple]

When you go to the warp and it’s chinese

[lethal socket]

my Tau OC has a power sword!

its a Chinise Dao :D

[loud lance]

Not sure if there is any better weapon in the game, so far shovel seems peak

[tired steeple]

“No it’s fine I just didn’t think it’d be chinese”

[loud lance]

Not unlocked all of them yet though

[thick coyote]

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy 🗣️

[somber stream]

In DoW, the accent is Japanese

Or well "Japanese"

[cyan current]

nah more japanese

[tired steeple]

I see what your plan is

[orchid sigil]

The boinking noises that shovel does are indeed great

[somber stream]

Japanlish?

[shy sandal]

Here's what you would look like if you were Tau or Chinese

[tired steeple]

For tau to prosper, it must be so

[sonic sonnet]

I always imagine the Warp to be the feeling when you were really drunk, fell asleep somewhere and then get woken up with a flashlight in the face and five people talking at the same time

[tired steeple]

Keep firing keep firing

[cyan current]

imagine a irish ork

[ripe tangle]

tbh the Eldar felt more Japanese to me… or at least animesque

[tired steeple]

Idk if anyone actually played tau at all in DoW

[tired steeple]

They were originally pretty Egyptian inspired

That seems to have changed

[lethal socket]

I think DoW1 is older then me

[cyan current]

the drukhari are LA

[tired steeple]

Los angeles?

[shy sandal]

Hate eldars

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

Tau japanese
One of the Arbites is japanese
I know he's T'au but I can't prove it

[somber stream]

Love Eldar

:C

[thick coyote]

doakes.gif

[ripe tangle]

Ah, the early 2000s, when you can do an accent that’d be considered racist today.

[tired steeple]

I was gonna say the druhkari are like detroit or something

[cyan current]

am egyptian the hell you talkin bout?

[tired steeple]

Yeah their older models were more Egyptian inspired

This was early early

[cyan current]

uh pics?

[loud lance]

Oh, just unlocked contracts and kill 500 scabs with range, that would be one reason to spam ammo when otherwise the shovel would do

[somber stream]

Only in the west, Japanese gave 0 shit about it

Long as it's cool ig

[cyan current]

the necrons and 1000th suns always where the ancient Egyptian poster boys of GW

[ripe tangle]

just let me make my damn joke Licht

It’s not that deep

[tired steeple]

Okay nvm it must have been how they were designed in chaos gate (NOT DAEMONHUNTERS)

[ripe tangle]

[sonic sonnet]

Tomb Kings rolling in their sarcophigi right now

[ripe tangle]

I always thought the 40k equivalent to the Tomb Kings were the Necrons

[tired steeple]

They are

[shy sandal]

I remember a friend telling me Total War was racist because the ogres were based on mongolians, and something to do with them selling out to China.

Least politically brainrotted take btw

[cyan current]

thats there whole shtick

[lethal socket]

blue women 💙

[tired steeple]

Red women ❤️

[somber stream]

Wot

[tired steeple]

Oh my god if they mixed they’d make purple women

[cyan current]

grey women 🩶

[sonic sonnet]

can't get over Tau's having a pussy in their face and people still think they look attractive

[ripe tangle]

I shall set the Blue and Red Women alight with my Holy Flamer.

[tired steeple]

That’s insane

[somber stream]

In my heart i'm a Mongol*id!

[cyan current]

kitten is that you

[ripe tangle]

[lethal socket]

thats their nose

[tired steeple]

Sigh here comes the white women removing all our fun

[somber stream]

Is that a Komi SoB

[ripe tangle]

yes Licht

[tired steeple]

It seems so

[somber stream]

Why is there a Komi SoB

[ripe tangle]

why not?

[tired steeple]

Because they couldn’t pick a better manga

[sonic sonnet]

Discord mod after waking up from a coma with a nurse by their side

[somber stream]

Komi is like, the least SoB material

[tired steeple]

Oooo sick burn ooo ooo

[cyan current]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-of-battle-warhammer40k-flamer-adepta-sororitas-flamethrower-gif-15890264

[lethal socket]

I love Tav'shui <3 she is wonderful and pretty

[cyan current]

bruh it flied over your head

[ripe tangle]

oh look, it’s me!

[sonic sonnet]

because I do not know who Kitten is

[somber stream]

Kitten from TTS

[cyan current]

(If the emperor had a text to speech device)

[somber stream]

A... legend

[tired steeple]

When are felinids being added to darktide

[somber stream]

Of a bygone era

[cyan current]

R.I.P

[ripe tangle]

Never

[somber stream]

Rip indeed

[sonic sonnet]

I seem to be terribly out of the loop here

[shy sandal]

Hot take. Black Templars, overrated, White Scars, based.

[somber stream]

He has a Tau wife, and is incredibly racist

[cyan current]

they should have gave us all felind skins (except the zealots & ogryns)

[tired steeple]

Imperial fists seem to be the most popular

[lethal socket]

Black templars are overrated and have the worst fans out there

[ripe tangle]

what about Salamanders?

[somber stream]

It's like a white supremacist with a black gfen

[tired steeple]

I don’t like them

Sorry

[ripe tangle]

fair

[sonic sonnet]

hot take, Space Marines are all the same anyways

[tired steeple]

“Never ask a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend”

[shy sandal]

Overrated aswel, but i can't hate on them i have a tattoo of them

[cyan current]

thats kinda luke warm

[somber stream]

Asian, most of the time

[tired steeple]

I like blood angels. Lamenters

[sonic sonnet]

most takes about Space Marines are anyways

[shy sandal]

Lamenters are the embodiment of the human spirit

[sonic sonnet]

never ask an Admech fan about the differences of the forge worlds

[ripe tangle]

what do you think of the Iron Fists?

[shy sandal]

Who?

[tired steeple]

Man with fetish for Asian women
white supremacist

EVERY TIME

[somber stream]

Never fail

[tired steeple]

You mean iron hands?

[sonic sonnet]

having an ethnicity fetish is such a weird thing

[tired steeple]

Damn they’re that forgettable you forgot their name

[ripe tangle]

yes

I meant Iron Hands

[sonic sonnet]

imagine someone goes "oh my god, I just love Mongolian women" like what the fuck are you talking about

[tired steeple]

Yeah I unfortunately don’t think anyone really thinks about them. Me included

I’m sure there’s iron hands fans

Somewhere

But they seem to not have much going on

[somber stream]

I mean who doesn't

[ripe tangle]

they’re so forgotten about I got their name wrong

[cyan current]

a fine line between preference and just being a weirdo

all the human races are hot tbh

[ripe tangle]

also why’re we talking about race fetishes now?

can we not!?!?!

I don’t want to get into that

[tired steeple]

Idk you seen orks?

[sonic sonnet]

on god

[somber stream]

I like trains

[jaunty path]

My favorite space marine legion are The Liquid Farts

[cyan current]

I hate trains

[sonic sonnet]

I like Toasters

[cyan current]

I too love toasters

[sonic sonnet]

mmmhhhh Toasters... 🤤

[tired steeple]

I might do a chapter tier list

Someday

[lethal socket]

I think Tau are pretty hot imo

[ripe tangle]

I like printers

[somber stream]

Tchuss tchuss

[cyan current]

hmmm wana see what the server picks

[sonic sonnet]

never met a Tau fan that doesn't wanna have sex with the Tau women

[lofty light]

I want to have a threesome with a toaster and a bath tub

[tired steeple]

Blood angels always #1 for me

[sonic sonnet]

can't tell if this is an Admech or a Slaanesh fan

[tired steeple]

I love vampires

[cyan current]

the call themselves gue'vesa yet they leave the men😔

[cyan current]

dark mechcanicum

[sonic sonnet]

they don't like Futas, it seems

[sonic sonnet]

true...

[ripe tangle]

the fuck is a Gue’vesa?

[sonic sonnet]

Tau cuck

[lethal socket]

Gue'vesa is human helper in the tau language

[tired steeple]

Tau aligned human

[ripe tangle]

you mean Traitorus Heretics!?!

[lethal socket]

basically any human who joined the T'au

[ripe tangle]

who need to be killed

[sonic sonnet]

fax

[cyan current]

nah I want the smurf men bruh

[ripe tangle]

literal Apostates

[sonic sonnet]

which army do you play

[lethal socket]

maybe they wouldn't join the tau if they had a good quality of life

[ripe tangle]

deserve the harshest death sentence.

[cyan current]

guess

[sonic sonnet]

it could be any at this point

[ripe tangle]

[sonic sonnet]

r34 has infested every army with wanting to sleep with Tau

[tired steeple]

Yeah Jimmy from pleasure world 18v4Q probably doesn’t see a need to run off

[sonic sonnet]

it is an infection

and it must be cleansed with holy flames

[cyan current]

for the record I dont actually like the tau

[sonic sonnet]

hail be to the Omnissiah

[tired steeple]

Speak for yourselves I want a hot tyranid babe

[cyan current]

I think they are ugly as hell

[sonic sonnet]

down with the heretics

[lethal socket]

for the record, I don't wanna fuck T'au

I am a fake freak

[tired steeple]

Why not

[lethal socket]

a big fat phony

[lethal socket]

I am Ace

[tired steeple]

Didn’t you draw yours in that one dre- oooooh

[cyan current]

youu heretic

[tired steeple]

Or well

Comm’s

Comm’d

[somber stream]

This chat need a virus bomb

[lethal socket]

I commision Tav'shui in dresses yeah

[tired steeple]

I have a friend who’s ace too

[sonic sonnet]

you're one to talk

[lethal socket]

because she looks good in them, not causes I am jerk a jurkin on my thing

[tired steeple]

Oh I’m the latter

[ripe tangle]

leaving the Imperium in favour of currying with deceptive Xenos is an Apostasy that condemns them all to a painful and horrible death at thy hand.

[somber stream]

Wym i'm the most normal human person here

[arctic escarp]

like have you seen tau blue alien babes

[lethal socket]

Yes I have

[arctic escarp]

mmhmm mhmmm

[sonic sonnet]

yes, they look ugly

[ripe tangle]

Allow me to smite them in his Glorious Name, release me unto these Heretics!

[tired steeple]

Do you think the imperium gets ads posted by the inquisition like “hot single eldar in your area”

[sonic sonnet]

the good guys simp for the human women in power armour

[tired steeple]

And if they click they get servitorised

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[sonic sonnet]

the code doesn't say anything against intimate relations or sum like that

[lethal socket]

I find tau women attractive, but not wanting to fuck em

[tired steeple]

I prefer mutants

[ripe tangle]

this seems like it’d be a troll by some kind of Drukhari just to fuck with you before kidnapping you to the dark city

[somber stream]

Yes SoB can segg

[tired steeple]

Lol true yeah

[ripe tangle]

They can yes…

[tired steeple]

There’s a book where there’s a pretty active SoB cause she hasn’t been able to in like several years due to how busy her job is

[sonic sonnet]

sometimes I wish I hadn't replaced all of my lower body for weird mechanical tentacles to walk 😔

[ripe tangle]

but none would do it with any of ya’ll.

[somber stream]

Big sad

[tired steeple]

That’s fine they should replace their parts with an extra mechanical limb

[ripe tangle]

Ciaphus Cain had affairs with multiple Sisters

[tired steeple]

Yeah that too

[ripe tangle]

he also said they really liked drinking and playing cards

apparently

[tired steeple]

I gotta read his novels cause wth happens with that guy

He just be getting into situations

[lethal socket]

I am debating what I should commision tav'shui in next

[somber stream]

It's goooooooooood

[silk gull]

i love ragequit in this game

[lethal socket]

might have her crushing a guardsmen skull

[tired steeple]

A truck right after a bear

*beer

[somber stream]

Cain i mean

[lethal socket]

Like how she crushed a watermelon with her thighs 😌

[sonic sonnet]

I can't imagine laying with a Sister being anything but the "death by Snu Snu" shit from Futurama

[ripe tangle]

he gets into situations, bumbles his way through them, somehow becomes a fucking hero every time

he’s quite the chad

[somber stream]

He is the Chad

[tired steeple]

Brb

[somber stream]

Got to die in his bed too, that's a feat

[ripe tangle]

I could do that.

[sonic sonnet]

I can too

[ripe tangle]

I won’t, but can.

[lethal socket]

Yes I do have art I commisioned of this

[sonic sonnet]

but I'm not a woman

so apparently it's not sexy

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[lethal socket]

not yet

[sonic sonnet]

the double standards in this world are horrible

[thick coyote]

Tbf
She's just a strong woman

[sonic sonnet]

my friends have taken a liking to saying I am in the trans pipeline

[thick coyote]

Unless she channels the might of the Emperor

[sonic sonnet]

Sisters of Battle praying to the Emperor for a literal holy blessing, just to use it for some scrawny dude they found wandering the streets too late

[ashen prairie]

imagine female ogryns (i wish they were some in darktide)

[sonic sonnet]

in a non-dysmorphic way though, it would be pretty tuff to be a woman

[ripe tangle]

lore-wise aren’t there female Ogryns?

like, don’t they exist?

[sonic sonnet]

there are

but they're incredibly protected

[stuck wasp]

Sadly GW never made art or mini of them and won't

[ripe tangle]

I figured there would be

[blissful kiln]

men have it easier in general

[sonic sonnet]

because they keep dying, I think

yeah, obviously

[ashen prairie]

there as in novels

[stuck wasp]

Yes, we see 2 of them in books (Cassia and an unnamed one iirc)

[sonic sonnet]

but imagine if I was a tall, pretty lady with a nice slick dress and people would smile when I talk to them and I had nice fingernails

[orchid skiff]

sure women have pregnancy but men can get the flu...

[sonic sonnet]

now I'm just

tall and wide

[ripe tangle]

how tall are you?

[sonic sonnet]

and look weird

[orchid skiff]

the man flu

[sonic sonnet]

6'2

[long sigil]

cm?

[blissful kiln]

xdd

[sonic sonnet]

there is no greater suffering than having a cold

[sonic sonnet]

1,90

[ripe tangle]

6’2 is attarctive though

[long sigil]

wow

[orchid skiff]

real

[long sigil]

me 183

you tall

[halcyon glen]

Sue, I got the job

[orchid skiff]

me 130

[ripe tangle]

I’m 165 😐

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[sonic sonnet]

LMAO

POINT AND LAUGH

[long sigil]

huh

[ashen prairie]

160

[halcyon glen]

Short king

[sonic sonnet]

sorry

LMAO

[ripe tangle]

wait

[sonic sonnet]

POINT AND LAUGH EVEN MORE

[ripe tangle]

I’m taller than some of ya’ll

[ashen prairie]

those are the best

[blissful kiln]

165 is not even considered short in korea, right?

[thick coyote]

But not me

[sonic sonnet]

I wanna go to east asia once

[thick coyote]

[ripe tangle]

it is if you’re a man

[halcyon glen]

Can’t relate being short

[sonic sonnet]

just to laugh at everyone being so little

[shy sandal]

What did i miss?

[sonic sonnet]

fr

[halcyon glen]

Sue I got the job

[sonic sonnet]

my condolences

Oma, ich hab den Job

[blissful kiln]

yeah, but for women

[somber stream]

165 is average human height

[halcyon glen]

Sue the clinic called

[blissful kiln]

my gf is 166 and she told me she was taller than most girls in korea

[halcyon glen]

Too short

[ripe tangle]

in Korea, average woman height is 162-163

[sonic sonnet]

there is no greater joy than making fun of my girlfriend's height

it is hilarious

[halcyon glen]

Sue the Virgin on your stone

[shy sandal]

Finally, i'm above average in something

[blissful kiln]

short kings rise up

[sonic sonnet]

they literally can't

[halcyon glen]

Oh folly Sue

[ashen prairie]

oh my god

[ripe tangle]

[sonic sonnet]

they stand up from a chair and stay the same height

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

Napoleon was rather short wasn't he?

160cm or something

[sonic sonnet]

he was normal height

[sonic sonnet]

taller

[ripe tangle]

he was 170cm or 5’7

[blissful kiln]

I tried lowering myself to 165 height and it's like a whole different perspective on the world

[halcyon glen]

Sue I pushed you down beneath the weeds

[blissful kiln]

everything seems so big

xdd

[sonic sonnet]

the English made a bunch of propaganda calling him super short

and he crashed out about it

[shy sandal]

178 cm, that's 5'10 in feet degenerates

[sonic sonnet]

so the English made more

it is quite hilarious

[somber stream]

Ah, standard Elden Ring character height

[halcyon glen]

Sue goodbye

[sonic sonnet]

what is this Sue bit

[blissful kiln]

that's kinda short for a guy

[sonic sonnet]

I'm so confused

[ripe tangle]

it’s basically the 1810s equivalent of the Trump having tiny hands thing

[sonic sonnet]

who the fuck is Sue

[tired steeple]

I’m 5’3 btw

[sonic sonnet]

lmao

[somber stream]

Cute!

[tired steeple]

Aw thank you

[halcyon glen]

Sue

[blissful kiln]

but people used to be smaller before

[shy sandal]

Don't worry, they just spaz out for a while and then disappear

[blissful kiln]

in general

afaik

[lofty light]

literally propaganda
napoleon wasnt particularly short

[sonic sonnet]

I am so confused

[somber stream]

I see i see

Viva la france hon hon

[halcyon glen]

The x Ray is fine

[shy sandal]

That's the goal

[sonic sonnet]

Napoleon was a freak though

"I will be home in three days, do not wash yourself" is what he wrote to his wife

what a legend

[ashen prairie]

also he loved dirty underwears

and smelly womens, brothels or courtesans

[sonic sonnet]

I personally

[lofty light]

wheres the lie

[blissful kiln]

so, Sue is a fragment of a Void Dragon named Mira
the Void Dragon has too much knowledge and can't speak in a language that mere mortals understand
the shards (Sue) speak in even more cryptic code

[sonic sonnet]

fully agree with the man

[halcyon glen]

I brought you home I just said home

[shy sandal]

Freaky starts with an "F" for a reason... France is very very freaky

[ripe tangle]

Frankreich ist schwul

[sonic sonnet]

SO MUSS DAS

JAWOLLJA LUCIA

[ashen prairie]

yes we are....

Sadly we are

[somber stream]

Real

[halcyon glen]

Sue you said you want it writ

[shy sandal]

The only ones to outfreak them are the germans

[sonic sonnet]

yeah

we're insane

[ashen prairie]

Dependss on which season

[sonic sonnet]

you'll never think it though

met a dude recently

insanely chill and normal guy

[cyan current]

says who 👁️ 👄 👁️

[sonic sonnet]

talked to his wife as well

[shy sandal]

They went with a specialist build, you went with the generalist

[sonic sonnet]

sweet couple

[ripe tangle]

Die Franzosen haben eine kliener?

[sonic sonnet]

see him changing and he has her name carved into his back over and over again with what were definitely nails

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[sonic sonnet]

I envy that dude so much

[ripe tangle]

nein

Ich wüsste es nicht

[ashen prairie]

?

[somber stream]

French has many reputation

[ashen prairie]

I went in germany for oktober fest... I forgot my name

[somber stream]

Small isn't one of them

[halcyon glen]

Sue I got the job

[ripe tangle]

fair enough Licht

[halcyon glen]

We’ll buy the house

[ashen prairie]

our ego man

[ripe tangle]

fair enough lmao

[cyan current]

what am i reading?

[ripe tangle]

I wouldn’t know

[sonic sonnet]

I dunno, when I said I could crush a watermelon, no one asked me to prove it, but when women do, they are

[ashen prairie]

Plus i'm from the north, far north we're a different kind

[sonic sonnet]

this might be the best sentence I have read all day

[cyan current]

ok prove it

[somber stream]

#JustBrosThings

[shy sandal]

France is consistantly freaky, Germany is freaky in very specific scenarios.

generalist vs. specialist

[sonic sonnet]

Germans are freaky in private

well

[halcyon glen]

You’ll need to rest but now we’ll make it

[sonic sonnet]

unless you're in a large city

[somber stream]

German youth is cooked

[sonic sonnet]

then you have very big, very public, very freaky events

[somber stream]

I've seen the group chats

[ripe tangle]

I gotta go get ready for mein Arbeitsplatz

[long sigil]

wow thunder

[sonic sonnet]

mein Beileid

[jaunty path]

The most ethical space marine legions in my opinion are The Night Lords

[halcyon glen]

I just said home

[somber stream]

Good luck at work today Lucia

[tired steeple]

hey what's those little guys called

[cyan current]

only time I ever met a german was a guy who liked frogs

[tired steeple]

yeah see you lucia

[ripe tangle]

HOW!?!

[sonic sonnet]

Family Guy "who the fuck starts a conversation like that" GIF

[tired steeple]

the little guys the dark angels have

what are those called again

watchers?

[sonic sonnet]

you met me

[long sigil]

bye dog

[halcyon glen]

For your grave

[sonic sonnet]

and I'm a

wait how did he like frogs

[long sigil]

gay?

[halcyon glen]

Hello Korean pig dog

[sonic sonnet]

like how much

[ripe tangle]

anyway gotta go

see ya

[halcyon glen]

Gay is scary

[sonic sonnet]

see ya Lucia

[long sigil]

fr

[halcyon glen]

Oh folly Sue

[cyan current]

like he found them cute

[sonic sonnet]

ok thank god

[ripe tangle]

@halcyon glen why’d you change your name?

[ashen prairie]

dang

[cyan current]

had some matching frog pfps with his friends about it

[halcyon glen]

(Or in a season of crime) not need atone

[long sigil]

we are not const exist

[halcyon glen]

Sue goodbye

[jaunty path]

They wear the skin of bad people in their armor

[blissful kiln]

ouvrez le chien?

[sonic sonnet]

saw some statistic recently that Germany is the biggest market for BDSM worldwide

[long sigil]

?

[loud lance]

When looking at the mission map is there a way to tell if a mission is already in progress or its a new mission to start

[sonic sonnet]

which is fucking bonkers

[shy sandal]

Have a seat.

[long sigil]

what is that language

[loud lance]

or is there a list of what the icons all mean

[sonic sonnet]

french

[blissful kiln]

that's not very surprising

[long sigil]

ohhhh

le fishe

[ripe tangle]

I thought that was Czechia

[blissful kiln]

germans having the freakiest weirdest fetishes\porn is a common meme

[thick coyote]

Uh

[sonic sonnet]

per capita, probably

[long sigil]

ow

[jaunty path]

Whats wrong

[sonic sonnet]

but by sheer numbers it's Germany

[ashen prairie]

oh no

[jaunty path]

I said the truth

[thick coyote]

Where in the internet region you are to get those statistics

I know what you are

[shy sandal]

Vulkan would like to know your location

[thick coyote]

[sonic sonnet]

the Bay Harbour Gooner

[somber stream]

German women are freakz, not even kidding...

[sonic sonnet]

for the record

[ripe tangle]

I’m surrounded by Heretics.

[sonic sonnet]

german Swiss aren't any better

[thick coyote]

Goonam Dexter

[long sigil]

wow

[somber stream]

They're funni

[sonic sonnet]

my girlfriend is an insane woman

[long sigil]

rain is hard

gooooood

[thick coyote]

Heavy Rain

[stuck wasp]

We are innocent here, those guys are on your side

[long sigil]

and baja come to me

finally

acceptable

[jaunty path]

If you actually read Night Lord lore you'd understand me better

[ripe tangle]

what’s baja?

[ashen prairie]

I mean french kinks are weird in a french way

[long sigil]

baja blast

[sonic sonnet]

Baja Blast

[somber stream]

Baja blast

[ripe tangle]

oh

[sonic sonnet]

Licht my goat

[thick coyote]

Your honor, French

[somber stream]

lol

[tired steeple]

lucia don't you have to go to work

[shy sandal]

I thought it was a DBZ special move, like Biden Blast

[tired steeple]

death

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[ashen prairie]

Thank you my liege

[tired steeple]

go make bank

[long sigil]

dugu dugu dundun dun dun dun

https://tenor.com/view/tom-ching-cheng-hanji-chinese-chinese-tom-tom-and-jerry-gif-18775286

[sonic sonnet]

can he do that

[blissful kiln]

they invented french kissing and hot take - it's not even enjoyable

[long sigil]

yes

i am korean

[blissful kiln]

it's a psyop

[tired steeple]

where's english kissing

[sonic sonnet]

I think that's just divorce

made by Henry VIII

[long sigil]

it self hate

[somber stream]

He's Korean, so legally he can

[sonic sonnet]

I see

[nocturne bloom]

I somehow feel worse after sleeping 8+ hours than I do like, 3 or 4

[sonic sonnet]

can I call myself a Kraut then

[somber stream]

Nah

[blissful kiln]

kitchen in the dungeon 🎵

[long sigil]

dugu dugu dundun dun dun dun

[sonic sonnet]

I see

[ripe tangle]

you’re a sour kraut

[sonic sonnet]

but we all can call the french frogs though, right?

[ripe tangle]

hehehehehe

[somber stream]

Oh yes

Definitely

[sonic sonnet]

ok good

[somber stream]

Go to work ma'am

[ripe tangle]

like sauerkraut

[sonic sonnet]

Sauerkraut is so lame

[ripe tangle]

anyway yes I’m going now

[cyan current]

I remember this episode vividly bruh

[lofty light]

I am of the opinion that Guy Fawkes should have succeeded in his plan to blow up the British Parliament. In fact we need others like him.

[nocturne bloom]

Im hungarian so can I call myself a... hun

[long sigil]

i want to know how taste about alcohol drowned bird meat

[somber stream]

Bon voyage

[ripe tangle]

you people are foing to make me late

[long sigil]

french food

[ashen prairie]

Personnally i don't eat frogs

[somber stream]

fym you people

[cyan current]

it doesnt seem like a bad sandwich ingredient

[blissful kiln]

don't you mean "hung"?

💀

[long sigil]

hang?

[ashen prairie]

But pheasant...

[somber stream]

I jest

[long sigil]

dont die so quick

[nocturne bloom]

I cant lie

[ripe tangle]

I thought the thing to call Hungarians was to refer to them as Mongolians

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[long sigil]

death is sweet

[cyan current]

what about gary

[long sigil]

but dinner is not over

[cyan current]

jack stauber

[long sigil]

i like his song

but i listen care taker now

[cyan current]

you might like soddiken

give em a try

[long sigil]

ye

[elder merlin]

[long sigil]

hang self no pain?

i can say cut head at once is most painless death

uhh

why am i know

hard to say english

dont ask

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldnt say its painless

Its usually a burning sensation

[long sigil]

nah

backward first

[nocturne bloom]

As fucked up as it is, there was a study on it

[long sigil]

isnt painful

[ashen prairie]

Drowning i'd say

Like i almost drowned and i didn't felt myself go

[long sigil]

i kr text first and will translate it

[ashen prairie]

OH IM RED NOW

[nocturne bloom]

Orange 🤓

[ashen prairie]

I'm colorblind

sadly

[somber stream]

Orange red ye

Welcome French!

[ashen prairie]

Wouhou merci beaucoup !

I feel i belong here now

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

You don't have the leaf icon so i reckon you've been lurking

[ashen prairie]

[long sigil]

스트레칭 하다 목 디크스 눌렸는데 의식도 있었고 움직이려 시도했었지만 움직일수 없었고 오직 정적인 감각과 눈앞이 껌껌해질뿐이였다 그리고 만약 이렇게 뼈 부터 잘린다면 고통이 느껴진다 해도 수초 안에 죽을거라고 확신한다

[ashen prairie]

Yeah, i'm absolutely shy on huge discords

[somber stream]

A frog with baguette, spot on

[somber stream]

We don't bite

Much

[long sigil]

I was stretching and my neck disc was pressed, I was conscious and tried to move but I couldn't, only a static sensation and my vision went black. And if the bone was cut like this, I'm sure I would die in seconds even if I felt pain.

[ashen prairie]

I like biting

[somber stream]

Lamia, your department

[nocturne bloom]

I like biting

[ashen prairie]

[long sigil]

so

cut head at once

isnt painful

[somber stream]

Ah shit another Femboy huh

[nocturne bloom]

Im a twink

[long sigil]

femboi?

[nocturne bloom]

There's a difference

[long sigil]

uhh

[somber stream]

There's a fine line Lamia

[long sigil]

i dont like

[somber stream]

A very thin thread

[ashen prairie]

It's an inside joke with my husband i'm afab but non-binary

[long sigil]

femboy?

[ashen prairie]

So even consider me as a sock i'll be fine

[long sigil]

i dont know

[somber stream]

Dw about it Bart

You're no Femboy material

[molten matrix]

i cant read this but i agree

[long sigil]

i text translate it

[ashen prairie]

He said he almost got decapitated once

[long sigil]

cut head at once is what i want to die way

i think it is painless

[gaunt bridge]

Did Arbi offend the skin designers or what? Man’s been stuck in reruns with zero drip. No budget for him ?

[nocturne bloom]

He said its painless and I said it isnt

[orchid sigil]

lmao

[blissful kiln]

Arbi drip is good already

[ashen prairie]

I mean it depends on the way you do it

[blissful kiln]

no need for shill cosmetics

[long sigil]

pain is just few seconds

[ashen prairie]

with guillotine technically it isn't

[long sigil]

end come fast

[nocturne bloom]

Burns

[orchid sigil]

the big fish ran out of money for arby sadly

[long sigil]

burn die is painful i think

[ashen prairie]

The worse way to die it's being burned or dying by weight

[long sigil]

burn nerb? is painful

[jaunty path]

I wish the wiki detailed their slaughters more in detail

[orchid sigil]

i heard drowning is very peaceful , no much pain

[jaunty path]

Ya know if you think about it fnaf is like 40k

[long sigil]

think again

[jaunty path]

NO IT'S NOT YOU ARE INSANE

[long sigil]

ewwwwww

most scary

and painful death

[orchid sigil]

[ashen prairie]

I mean i almost drowned, didn't felt a thing

just blacked out

[nocturne bloom]

Ive almost drowned twice
Its most certainly not peaceful

[long sigil]

water torture

[shy sandal]

Besides the panic and struggling of suffocating, i'd agree

[orchid sigil]

yeah no much pain at all when drowning only panic

[long sigil]

anyway

i want to die

[ashen prairie]

mate

[long sigil]

but not yet

[orchid sigil]

put some iron in your mouth

[ashen prairie]

We're all depressed, expresso depresso season i know

but live for food

food is good, food is life

[long sigil]

death is dessert

i like this word

[ashen prairie]

poetry

[long sigil]

and

[shy sandal]

I know it's a dead meme, but the pandemic really fucked up our social skills, didn't it?

[long sigil]

i didnt finish my baja blast

[jaunty path]

Fnaf animatronics are like servitors

So kewl...

[long sigil]

and my rabbits are stil live health

y

[ashen prairie]

Yeah, it overpowered my social anxiety

[jaunty path]

While 40k is awful I like the idea of just making everything awful because it's funny.

I don't think I'd want to write something like that though. But it is fun to make things evil just because

[ashen prairie]

I just drank 4 monsters a day and played wow for 17 hrs a day for a week

instead of studying for college

[nocturne bloom]

Omg we can be stereotypical femboys and twinks

[blissful kiln]

nah

[long sigil]

femboy is

[long sigil]

some kind of gay?

sounds kinda scary

[ashen prairie]

It's a type of masculinity

[orchid sigil]

i dont know either what a femoboy is

[elder merlin]

[orchid sigil]

i guess a gay person 😂

[elder merlin]

You act like we all aint gay in here

[ashen prairie]

You dress feminine

[blissful kiln]

not necessarily

but it's the opposite of masculinity

that's kinda the whole point

[orchid sigil]

weird mdfkrs

[ashen prairie]

Usually, it's when you're non binary or male, dress or act feminine

[elder merlin]

Your mom dresses feminine, gott'em

[ashen prairie]

Shit my mom's a femboy

[blissful kiln]

women are gay

[ashen prairie]

like we say in france we're all lesbians anyway

[long sigil]

uhh

i feel chaos

[elder merlin]

@gilded socket certainly is, so checks out

[elder merlin]

This guy right here, @ripe tangle

[long sigil]

[nocturne bloom]

Look what ive done

[ashen prairie]

chaos

Well i have to cook now.

[ripe tangle]

How am I chaos!?!

I literally fight Chaos.

[nocturne bloom]

Hes saying that person is

[ripe tangle]

oh

[ashen prairie]

[ripe tangle]

OHHHHH

damn, now I gotta kill Minjun.

[ashen prairie]

Minjun is the korean lad ?

[ripe tangle]

yes

[long sigil]

ye

이름도 한국어인데?

[ashen prairie]

Thanks, now I know his name

[nocturne bloom]

His name is Bart

[long sigil]

🏝️

[ashen prairie]

why bart ?

[orchid sigil]

Я ничего не понял из написанного там 😂

[loud lance]

When joining missions sometimes its a mission already in progress, how can you tell if it is or not at the mission screen

[long sigil]

my before profile pic

[jaunty path]

My Daemon Legion: Dai Meat Grinders. Grab humans and stuff them in their grinder cannons to use as ammunition.

With their acursed technology, the minced remains do not die, their screams are projected through the barrel of the weapon in place of gun fire noise. The projectiles are just bones, flesh and other bits sent at high speed. Its not that effective. They just find it funny to cover people in man meat

[ashen prairie]

I don't think you have a way to know

[nocturne bloom]

Just like the old days

[nocturne bloom]

You don't

[ashen prairie]

[ripe tangle]

if I threw Lamia off the top of a Hive Spire?

[nocturne bloom]

Im a twink, I dont live to be old

[nocturne bloom]

You wanna... throw me around

[somber stream]

Wait why is the French pink now

Ah nvm, fits

[ashen prairie]

boosted the serv

[somber stream]

Yeah toats!

[jaunty path]

GRABS LAMIA BY THE THROAT AND JUST FUCKING SHAKES HIM LIKE THAT RAT GIF

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with French?

[ashen prairie]

apparently we exist

[nocturne bloom]

You wanna asphyxiate me???

[ripe tangle]

Franzosen kommen aus Frankreich

[ashen prairie]

oui

[ripe tangle]

which part of France are you from?

[somber stream]

J'apprends le francais

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been to France once, I had a good time there.

[ashen prairie]

North, in Pas-De-Calais

[ripe tangle]

nowhere close to where I went lol

[ashen prairie]

Oh where did you went ?

[jaunty path]

Theyre a deep and insightful commentary on whether its wrong or right to kill because its funny

[ripe tangle]

Marseille, Toulon, Saint-Tropez, Cannes

literally southern Occitan coast

[somber stream]

Cultured

[ashen prairie]

Ah right where the weather is excrutiatingly hot

[ripe tangle]

yes lmao

[blissful kiln]

moi aussi
le poga

[long sigil]

le fishe

[jaunty path]

Lucia can you make up a daemon legion

[somber stream]

Pourquoi?

[ripe tangle]

Uhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh

[blissful kiln]

le gros poisson, s'il te plait, le patch quand

[ripe tangle]

The Harbingers of Pestilence, they worship Nurgle.

[somber stream]

xDDD

[blissful kiln]

pourquoi pas?

[somber stream]

Application?

[blissful kiln]

le francais, c'est assez facile d'apprendre si tu parles anglais et russe

[somber stream]

C'est la prononciation

[cyan current]

I fr still dont know how people find nurgle appealing

[somber stream]

Très difficile

[cyan current]

like mmm yes cant wait to be puss filled with maggots

[ripe tangle]

anyway Dean, I don’t get where the rude or mean French stereotype comes from, the French people I met were nice.

mostly anyway

[ashen prairie]

I WENT AWAY TWO MINUTES

[nocturne bloom]

Yea be mean to me instead

[ashen prairie]

Why there's french

[cyan current]

we are getting invaded

[ashen prairie]

good

[somber stream]

Oh just 2 guy learning French exchanging our limited vocab

[ashen prairie]

EN AVANT LES FRANCAIS

[blissful kiln]

parce que c'est funny

[ashen prairie]

POUR L'EMPEREUR

VIVE NAPOLEON

[somber stream]

C'est funny oui oui hahahaha

[ashen prairie]

https://tenor.com/tOroF2sso8v.gif

[ripe tangle]

that being said, my French when attempting to speak it was god Awful

[jaunty path]

BORING!

[cyan current]

yall what does en passent mean

and why do I see it everywhere

[ashen prairie]

try to hear me do a british accent

[ripe tangle]

You told me to make something up on the spot

[jaunty path]

You've failed the emperor, yet again lucia...

[ripe tangle]

lmao fair enough

[jaunty path]

My legion. The Fart Inhalers, would solo you anyday....

[ripe tangle]

my French was so bad, people would get confused with what I said and think I’m saying the wrong things

[ashen prairie]

Fun fact, near where I live, there's a huge column called the 'colonne of the grande armée' (column of the great army) and during WWII, british pilots from the RAF used to shot on it because Napoleon was looking towards England

[ripe tangle]

people weren’t really mean about it though

[cyan current]

drawing sister of battle torsos makes me feel like I have a car battery attached to my entire body

[ashen prairie]

At the end of the war, England forced france to make Napoléon look towards Paris and not England

[somber stream]

Worked with several

[jaunty path]

Wow real life 40k lore

[somber stream]

They drove me mad

[elder merlin]

Im telling you to kill him

[somber stream]

Late to come, early to leave. Stubborn, rarely listen

REEEEEEEEEEE

[ripe tangle]

I got that, I shot him with my Bolter already

[elder merlin]

Fuckin disaster sister

[ashen prairie]

bloody hell

[somber stream]

Blooday hell

There are a few brits here

[ashen prairie]

WHERE

[somber stream]

Hang around some more and you'll run into the lot

[ashen prairie]

time to french those redcoats

[somber stream]

[halcyon glen]

calling sister midnight

[thick coyote]

Throw them on the ocean

Electric eels won't recharge themselves

[blissful kiln]

blimey

[ashen prairie]

The funniest british word i knew is sloshed

and indubidably

[somber stream]

Dosh

Innit

[jaunty path]

The Legion Fart Inhalers. Specialized in biological warfare. Basically they put mutated laxatives in the enemies food and water supplies. Then after a few hours they start farting a toxic fume causing their own to faint.

This is where the fart inhalers come in. The first company leader, always gets first dibs and says "...My Favorite." Then ennacts havoc on the guardsmen.

[thick coyote]

Minging

[rustic lotus]

Huh, always assumed sloshed was American slang

[somber stream]

American's is Blitzed

[jaunty path]

The Fart Inhalers go where the farts summon them.

[ashen prairie]

Went i went to Oxford as an exchange student they said sloshed

It could be posh slang

[cyan current]

when does the chest plate begin and the shoulders end bruh

[jaunty path]

Sloshed in an American accent?

[rustic lotus]

Hmm... And shitfaced?

[wooden creek]

Only plonkers would call time on sozzled bonking

[ashen prairie]

definetly american

[somber stream]

Yep, American

[ashen prairie]

there's a curse word

american

[somber stream]

[ripe tangle]

There’s a reason I’m stuck watching over a bunch of convicts…

[somber stream]

They often use Eur*pean to retaliate

[thick coyote]

Actually relatable 💀

[rustic lotus]

Probably because I was young(ish) when I first heard sloshed. Ya know before I became a cultured American xD

[ashen prairie]

Americans thinking Europe is a COUNTRY

[somber stream]

Shuuuuuuusshhh

You'll summon them

[nocturne bloom]

if you call me curse words, legend has it ill become happier

[jaunty path]

Reading this. Thinking about it. Makes me think SoB armor provides ample protection but its shock retribution is god awful. Like they can survive a bolt shock but will immediately fall on their ass afterwards lmao

[ashen prairie]

nah they're sleeping

[somber stream]

I like your voice

[jaunty path]

Fucker

[nocturne bloom]

[nocturne bloom]

shhhhh

[ashen prairie]

Not a twink

[ripe tangle]

again, I’ve lived here forever and most of the people I know are American, not a single person thinks Europe is a single country…

[somber stream]

We're jesting

[nocturne bloom]

factually incorrect

[jaunty path]

Haha yeah. Everyone knows europe is a state.

[ripe tangle]

no, it’s a City.

get it right XD

[somber stream]

Okay maybe we aren't

[cyan current]

I really wouldnt apply realism to SOB armor

[ashen prairie]

I had the nightmare to comment on american tiktok about americans thinking europe was a whole country and now i'm invaded with those

[nocturne bloom]

its a prison duh

[somber stream]

But

Combat corset

[ashen prairie]

Like i know i can't name all those 50 states but i mean i know a few

[cyan current]

SOB armor has a weakpoint in the middle of the chest plate meaning the damn sister's heart is a weak point

[ashen prairie]

instead of those americans who can't name a country

[nocturne bloom]

the only good thing to come from the EU were maid outfits

[ashen prairie]

AND BEER

and we absolutely created cuisine

[somber stream]

And suits

[ashen prairie]

with italy

[jaunty path]

Yeah america has Moscow, Tokyo, Berlin, and Beijing

[cyan current]

inlore sister of battle armor is made of a pretty good material id give it that

[jaunty path]

America is the only country to ever exist

[somber stream]

Yeah no you're right, the design is... interesting for the eyes

[jaunty path]

Everything else is a fabrication

[ashen prairie]

i know i lived in a simulation

[somber stream]

But there exist full body armour version as well

Though i don't see those a lot

[jaunty path]

Are there any SoBs that are just insane and want to kill everything they see

[somber stream]

Do you draw, Clip?

[jaunty path]

Please.

[cyan current]

I dont mind the "boob armor" style when drawn right but most artists have no idea how basic autonomy seems to work

[cyan current]

yup

[jaunty path]

Skin thin armor is the best kind of armor

[somber stream]

Do you have a page? Or 40k fanart?

[cyan current]

OOH it is far from skin thin which makes it's desgin even wackier

[somber stream]

If the latter, you can share in #darktide-fan-art

[cyan current]

for privacy reasons I tend to avoid that

[thick coyote]

That's when the sister becomes a zealot

"You're a zealot, Danica"

[somber stream]

Very understandable, i do the very same

I do share my 40k pieces here from time to time

[halcyon glen]

wwwwwww11+

[cyan current]

I do have a very and I mean very rough sketch of a SOB if you wana check it out

[somber stream]

I'd love to!

[shy sandal]

I like gothic period armor the best

[somber stream]

I too, have one of those

[shy sandal]

Jacob Halder was cooking 🔥

[thick coyote]

Or falls to khorne

[tall urchin]

anyone with super low havoc level or that just unlocked it that wants a boost?

[jaunty path]

Havoc 30 gets real man

It gets very real

[ocean widget]

[gilded socket]

Im sick

[jaunty path]

I'll be sick w u

Kisses Moebian 115th lady

The plague consumes...

[ashen prairie]

[thick fog]

havoc 40 is the real shit

[ashen prairie]

noooo

[jaunty path]

Havoc 20 to 27 or so? It gets real as fuck dawg

[cyan current]

pretty sure that never happend

[jaunty path]

You definitely feel how bad it gets

[ocean widget]

[cyan current]

sister of battle and Kriegsman are the mortal Big E fanboys

[ashen prairie]

I do only wear the kriegsman like armor on helldiver 2

[jaunty path]

Oh so that's an actual status.

Isn't one of the zealot personalities afflicted with Khrone influence? Atleast by some amount.

[cyan current]

if am wrong do correct me

[ashen prairie]

no no you're right

[cyan current]

fanatic

[low hemlock]

Angron and certain Commissars

[ocean widget]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Miriael_Sabathiel

[opal wyvern]

Hmmmm

[cyan current]

I said SOB and kreigsman

[opal wyvern]

Perhaps I should make a new operative

[ocean widget]

Nah a SoB fell to slaanesh

[opal wyvern]

A psyker operative

[jaunty path]

The Skulls for the golden throne really makes me think so lol.

[cyan current]

unless you got me some cross dressed angron pics you aint got nothin

[ashen prairie]

My ogryn name is SlaaneshFirstFan

my psyker name is french femboy

[cyan current]

@low hemlock bro if you have proof just give it

[low hemlock]

that do depends on the scenarios, I’m more willin to say Kreigmans are more likely to fall into Kharne than SOB

[gilded socket]

I hate having a cold

[cyan current]

eehhh kreigsman are indoctrinated at a earlier age

[ocean widget]

I love how I posted proof of a SoB falling to chaos and he just ignores it

[somber stream]

Yeah but

That was an isolated case

[ocean widget]

It was still an SoB falling to chaos

Which is what he asked for

[cyan current]

she*

[ocean widget]

Sick

[somber stream]

Oh right ye

Sister was known to get corrupted/fallen to chaos

But very very rarely

[tired steeple]

there's fanart of a slaanesh corrupted sister and it's really cool looking

[cyan current]

slaanesh shouldnt be used as a example cause they are written with the most dense plot armour

[ocean widget]

Its an actual case

[tired steeple]

just saying btw chaos should have female space marines

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https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Miriael_Sabathiel

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oh cool

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Honestly yes if it pisses off those people

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yeah

I've seen them

rather often

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I'm sure that would be received well

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nooo the codex clearly says NO girls allowed😠

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tru, tho Space Mans were also and look how they’ve turned out

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I wouldn't mind the imperium having them but I feel chaos could easily just... avoid the problem of it not being in the gene with the fact chaos has actual magic

[cyan current]

tbh those have a superiority complex

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so does the imperium but chaos has the warp swimming through your body and turning you into all sorts of shit

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oh it's not the anti-woke that will be pissed off at chaos fem marines

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It's both, actually

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the ONLY beings that don’t fall into chaos are

O G R Y N S

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Eh who gives a shit, if they don't like women being in media they can piss off

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[cyan current]

I dont really want fem marines but I think fem custodians

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It's already a thing