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thats really good
yeah after primary school at english lessons teachers when we start saying smth with russian english accent looks like Wtf dude your migrant or smth
all class have fun from listening us xD
I know a Polish here with that exact accent
Sounds very charming

Paul wtf

We have two types of polish speakers
Good smth like u
and bad smth like me
I really start teaching english from games movies and another things
but it still dont enough
So there are Polish and there are Polish
And then there's โจ ๐ Polish ๐ โจ
okay, but what about the POLISH?
also, my brother's friend from the Netherlands, my brother is at work so I took his friend out to dinner
he's... uhhhhh
interesting?
Moving to Europe soon?
why would I do that?
who?
In a good or bad way?
his friend apparently really hate LGBTQ stuff in Amsterdam and avoids the city because of it.

also the kind of guy who lives on Assisted Living, but wants to cut from that because of reasons

I'm over here like "huh?"
Well, time to take him out back
take him out during dinner
Now we have 2 sides of poland we have conservative and liberl
Pill time?
sup dog
Who
me
it's been a minute since I saw ya here
my name
If i say Hey im liberal conservatives start hateing me and when i say Hey im conservatives liberals start hateing me
Did you sprout racist stuff again
we live in a society
๐
I thought your name was Bamboothedog
Tch tch tch

i said die fat shark die
mods, he's saying it again
and i am not racist
Thats all?
i attack all
ping?
I'm going to call you the n-word now.

you're nice. c:
Lol
is this guy Bandit ๐
at least it's not the d-word
is the d-word daddy?
deeznuts
Dickbutt
Man, i need to hurry and do these fucking tournaments so i can play the regular story on custom robo again
im save? or i can get ban xD?
who is that ass
George Floyd
Multiple time crime haver
devs here?
aaa
damn sharker
They lurk in the server apparently but aren't active
devs are too busy working on patching the game
hope so
idk one year darktide working normal but now i have lags and ping
Hell, Kitefin doesnt even chat with us anymore
im check it but connection with wifi is good
i think kitefin is afraid of us
who's that one dude who livestreamed himself doing illegal shit in Japan, then went to Korea doing that same stuff assuming Koreans would be passive as well, instead he ended up getting his ass kicked by multiple people and now he's going to prison for the stupid stuff he's been doing

pspspsps
Jimmy Mogadishu
send me update newssssssssssssssssssss
darktide still be in game pass?
any CM take one whiff of this gen will turn tail faster than a juiced up steath zealot
Unfortunately this guy made a trend, now there are clone of him everywhere in Japan
nope
Not sure about Korea
social media was a mistake
Folks there aren't exactly subtle when it comes to racism
pretty sure the Koreans handled it correctly
by kicking his ass all over the country and throwing the book at him
u talking about this guy in north korea ?
what, you're saying its not a good idea to let people speak their minds from their collective corners of the world? 
i think idea was good but people u know
not all
didn't he hump the ํํ์ ์๋ ์ and get attacked by people physically for it?
people suck is all that it confirmed for me 
I do agree, you get what you deserve
considering what that statue means, he deserved it.
he's now the personal cup bearer of kim jong un
oh that guy, yeah, fuck him
he should do the pranks in north korea
Was it somali something
he is the very definition of a rodent
Sorry for another thing from Poland xD i promise that last
yes, johnny somali
Poland invented cheese
I honestly wish theyd have made an example of him in japan
It's impressive he made it out of Japan without any consequences
But then again
Deporting the guy to Korea would be a better approach
Our historical Leader J. Piลsudski said ~ Country beautifull but people are jerks/bitches(?) i dont know how good translate this
north right??
it's the content everybody is dying for
BEST korea
to be specific

I'm sure he'll have a lovely time there
Send him over the line to north korea
Human rights or something
wasnt there another guy that who visited some illegal islands with natives on them
forget his name
no, BEST
Where we're going we dont need human rights
The Missionary that got killed, right?
uh no
i remember that one time a tourist stole some poster in the hotel and got tortured and returned home a vegetable and died
Yeah thats crazy shit
ah there it is, Mykhalio
To be fair, a lot of tourist are braindead
You knew of the reputation of the country you're visiting, yet you still acted like a moron
there's no room for intrusive thoughts in north korea
modern social media connects vulnerable and dumb people with abusers and predators
influencers, onlyfans bait "creators", ragebait youtubers, gambling streams, propaganda channels etc.
and of course worst of all
darktide general chat
A fine example
(Not to encourage Best Korea's action or anything)
lol
Agreed. I remember seeing an American try to exert the First Amendment in a European country.
Dang it. 25 minute mortis trial (and some seconds) so I didn't get thepenance ><
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WDYM we are all upstanding model citizens over here ๐ค
the mistake was not having regulations from the start, we're still here trying to figure that out with skeletons in charge sadly
in that barrel there in dead body
creepy korean manrat lore
aw i saw that
it called ์ฐข์น ๋ผ eng ver Rip Chilla
there's a famous clip of a Karen doing it in Africa or something, video ended right before she got jumped
would you eat a century egg?
make holly terra?
They are good with soup
reminds me of the video where a woman moved to africa from the USA and was complaining about how bad it was compared to the USA 
death to the false emperor(kr)
lmao yeah, some guys just peeling coconute on their front yard and this karen thinks it's still americuh

empra is good
fat shark
why liveeventlabelbalned uansder
true
we know
theres already been a reddit post about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft_3ubSAHU found it ๐
hmm


I bet 500 000 ordo dockets that woman doesn't know what an amendment is
Music to my ears
very appropriate, youtube
remember gambling is good U can win 2000% and u can lose only 100%
xD
sad part is they target children alot these days 
Yeah i know

I had episode with gambling and i know how it works
i know persons younger than me who asking everybody for money . They spend all on casino
Yop
excuse me i hate to interrupt, im going to exercise my right on you
on me?

bonus to dodge xD
Guys can u tell me +- how much resilience and health psyker should have?
at 30lvl
xD
Also maybe #psyker-class can answer that faster
aaa oke i forget about it
you have the answer
no I don't 
I don't look at exact numbers. I just slap on what I think feels best
Comisar
Commissars sample my butt like a charcuterie board
Today we get DoW aniversary!
I still dont have balls to start adventure with board wh
install ballz
Install them
on my psyker I usually use a +3 stam, and either x2 17% toughness trinkets or a 21% health and 17% toughness trinket
that probably doesn't mean much
thanks mate
Could if you wanna
idk Last when i played psyker its hmm 2 weeks ago
I love my psyker. He beat thing good with axe
everything its fine but yesterday im dying many.times
Combat axe on psyker got me feeling a little crazy
i have 1 trinket +3 stamina
+16 resilience and 1 wound
Study harder Bart
damn
Awake your Korean Spirit
so true
Yes, work hard so that you can add cat girls in Darktide
not that
thank u master
thats what we need
๐ฃ๏ธ Based and Lex pilled.
remember to milk it once a day
Lexmating press
Uh master thats way without return
that's how it works
take 3 months off 
I hear about one guy who go this way and he is still somewhere in warp
"Many fall in the face of Chaos, Including you ya fockin heretic."
that's because he did it wrong
I saw his technique
must be nice to have 5-day workyear
I'd be cured of everything if I got to have 3 months of vacation
yeah i have this situation now
after the blood pee cup I would like at least one month of vacation at the very least
u know first 2 months was smth like Yeah I have a lot of free time but now I miss for job
80% salary and pay taxes
u know
yeah
I would barely leave my apartment
yop
If only living in the forest isnโt illegal
I'd love to just be home listening to OM or Mongolian folk music high as hell with my cat
mongolian og music is good
he he, i far
thank god emperor
imagine
stanky susie
when im joining here i think Hm likely here are warhammer bigger fans u know all time talking about warhammer
and now i see thats pretty cool place
whats warhamer
whats question
only darktide 
yop but u know darktide have place in warhammer lore
what's updog
dang
it's cool here because the cool people are on
i see
cool dick
yop
No I'm not ๐ซถ I play axe psyker and blow people up who act naughty
hey all im just getting back into the game. had a quick question about the weapon improvement system can anyone help?
dude thats cool

Mastery allows you to use blessings for a weapon group
You level weapons by using them or sacrificing weapons to them. You get more mastery for sacrificing the same kind of weapons to that group
see I'm mean
are you sure
who is the naughty one
oh yeah I did that too
The person who got dogged for blowing up a poxburster on me ๐ก
i can see that there is a way to improve this wepons damage (among other things) how do i do that?
go to the red area with hadron and press empower
even if they have u in ass
After leveling up mastery, you can empower weapons to reach their full power

Old men only
shrine of the omnissah?
who said that.
shower hadron with money after mastering the weapon
Context bug, context
ahh okay i see it says empower

You saw
raising rarity is consecrate
raising numbers is empower
thank you nitoric
also swap those perks for higher perk levels
How exactly volley bleesing worksM

no sir, just level up the weapon by secrificing other weapons via hadron
ahh okay, yeah i havent even played one game with it yet so i need mastry up
(or just use it during mission)
so, another question, i remember there were swords in the game that turn blue when you use the special attack what are those called?
power sword
Power sword, there are a few of those
what classes can use them?
only veteran
veteran
ok sick. good news i have one of those
zealot has the equivalent in relic blade
The Zealot has a power sword as well
psyker got their blaze sword and zealot got their relic blade
And the Psyker Force Sword, which is power-ish
oh no way
ok, im going to try to make a zealot relic blade build
how sustained fire works? This add me dmg for first few shoots or how?
@somber stream are you talking about the relic blade or another one?
im too stupid to understand this
It's the relic, yes
ok ty
The better powersword
i think ill run a mission see how i like it
2nd, 3rd and 4th shots i thnk, then stop shooting for a split second and repeat
tldr shoot in bursts
you can see the blessing icon at the bottom of the screen
but some times some blessing it doesnt show due to some bug
Yeah i see but im not sure about it
first few shoots icon shines and another shoots its black
but i dont see more dmg
in this few shoots
does it say weak spot?
i have +200h in darktide im still learnig
i know what u mean but I dont use it
i use basic
i know i know
idk my psyker have many bonuses to fast run but when i grab psyker heavy sword with 15% speed bonus im to slow
when im run
and I have question about maniacs
maniacs its only elites or regular enemies too?
dregs and scabs with maces
maniacs are ragers, mutants, flamers, trappers

specifically dreg ragers
ah yes
scab ragers are flak with carapace body
oke
because scab ragers are more competent than a suicidal string bean
TRAXIS SOMETHING SOMETHING
thats interesting. When i saw how its works im shocked xD
idk i always use profits like +5% chance to crit or +speed +reload +dmg for weaks spots
thats always work
on everybody
sometimes i use +dmg for specs or elites
depends on the weapon but usually it's breakpoint dependent or just flak maniac/cara unyielding
next 200h and maybe i understand this and i start use this
at this moment on damnation dif works good
and i want make a sure
more wounds give me more falls?

u know my hp come to 0points and teammates can rescue me
Yes
aa ok
send them a 3 letter acronym
more wounds is a trap, its not that good
you know the one
wounds not recommended
more wounds reduce the total amount of HP lost until healing corruption
oke
take 2x toughness, 1x stamina
generally when you get better wounds become worse to have
depends on the class
always i bring 1-2 wounds
2 toughness 1 health is standard
and rest is toughness or stamina
for vet cuz he doesn't hit the 200 HP breakpoint
normally it's 2x toughness 1x stamina
EAD?
vet just stack toughness because shout
You know in your heart what is is
no your perks apply at all times
Unfortunately i still enjoy your company so i won't be posting what is in mine heart here 
You just lose coherency
team perks
won't have coherency buffs
the yellow nodes in the middle of the tree
+50% aura area
no
tbh
if you're talking about vet you're just better off taking nodes at the bottom of the tree
oke
they have a lot more impact
and can u explain me one bleesing?
+25% dmg for staggered enemies (lasgun kantrael)
holy shit people being helpful in general chat, this is beautiful
enemy need to lie on the floor or stand
yeah now i can be more educated
and change my playstyle
staggered is a state the enemies can be in that puts them in like a stun
arbites and ogryn shit out stagger
no respite?
aaa ok
yeah thats it
up to 140% dmg
if my lasgun give a lot of stagger
i can shoot enemy and
he get this?
more damage or he need to be stuned
We can be helpful when we want to be
ok ok i read it i know now
Erm
thanks mate
okey thanks guys for answers now i go sleep
cya have a good day
and emperor bless
the regulars aren't here the gooning is paused for now
no, but single enemies deal more damage if you get hit
wish I could help more but I'm too "by feel" with the game
same
ya 
this is how we end up as bolter mains
๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
Next year, trust
I don't usually play with a bolter ๐ค
Assuming we'll get a full fledged SoB, i'd unironically buy the entire store page
whats up with getting only bots 95% of my runs. barely encountered a single soul
But we'll likely get Sister Novitiates, cuz balance
Try changing server
what difficulty
most people is around difficulty malice above
malice is the highest i have right now and what ive been running
bolter
What region?
depends on timezone too
i just unlocked heresy so ill see if i can finally run with some people lmao. im nae
and currently its no "content" so less people playing rn
drives me mad. most of the time the bots bug out in an elevator so im just doin the whole run solo.
where darktide player? probably here 
Oh shit the beta is open again?
what
oh shit if its open again darktide can go fuck itself lmao
oh wait it IS 14
Yeah but idk what hour it was
old screenshot
maybe 1am like last week?? ๐
I'm lvl 19
Would be really unfortunate if you can't continue to get stuff from last week
ngl i didnt play too much last weekend. was really waiting for rush.
God it's so good
got to like lvl 10 but thats about it
But they need to do something about the LMG suppression
I used to be able to tell recons to shove themselves, now it's eeehhh
I would be your slave
Noob
Chat
Yes Harley?
Nothing I just wanted to say Chat

Magic the gathering Island
Island
(Island)
Swamp
(Swamp)
And a Mountain
That's just a very big rok
Itโs a mountain
It doesnโt say โBig rokโ
Its name is mountain because it is one
Sometimes, truth is more than what meets the eyes
The EOE lands lowk look so cool
too bad I'm fuckin broke
I screw my self over in draft cuz I take the lands
otherwise I'd buy a few boosters
So fair
Jump into your Gemini
Awwww, you've got a fren in me too Harley c:
Jump into mine
c:
Sounds nice tho but I only got a sample of the music cuz Iโm not logged on Spotify
(Toy Story reference)
Yes, Sah?
Eat yer rashun mortehm
Roq lobter
Anyways I got an interview coming up soon in like 18 minutes so Iโm gonna do a any% ruin my chances
(I act normal and do my best)
Good luck with the interview Harley

J*b interview
Hope you get the job ๐ช
Doomed yuri
I love yuri
Embrace lady Liberty instead, at least she's real
you have lady skills
Woaw,,,women real?
If it makes you feel better
It doesnโt I play clash Royale
And siege
Like all the fun in my life is sucked out because of those two
Yeah nah you should get a life
Yeah Iโm trying 
From one no hoper to another

Preciate it
But anyways onto more important discussions
Baldurs gate 3 multiplayer with friends isnโt working anymore cuz Le mod that makes it work with more then four peeps isnโt working anymore
Sadge
Itโs very disheartening because that means no more funny screenshots
No more yuri orgy
There was no Yuri in our play through anyways
Nah we donโt need companions to romance
We had the shitass ugly freaks instead as the party
Paper bags on heads
Nah
Just like 12 hours on character creation to create a beautiful specimen like in any souls game
Crumpled up face with bulbous cheeks or something idk
Why did Keanu reeves do that
No more impressive cock
Unfortunate
Wish me luck, im in a single use match and already lost a match

Fuckin hate single use tournaments
What game
Why
Hello
Good morning, fren. 
Astolfo <3
unrealistic
darktide players dont do this
I do
Yesh :3
Ask @orchid skiff
darktide romantic comedy? are you kidding me?
Your eyes look majestic in the toxic gases Sah.
its probably the burning tears
I can't,i am at work for another 8h
Im dancing either panam
And the radio started playing the same song that David and Lucy listened to
I see what yall mean about the game and the devs adding alot of shit
When i finish the game im gonna go and read all the shard i didnt read
Cyberpunk?
๐ฃ๏ธ Alien World TV show is solid 10/10
Actually just watched it recently now after looking at some spoilers and reviews.
Didn't know they were cooking. Good stuff honestly.
7 thousand fucking pigeons eat this man
Whats wrong with slaanesh
Peak,,,
In reality malice is my favorite because hes so real for hating the other gods
coomer alert
Howd you know
it comes with experience
Takes one to know one
Heresy is lowkey better than faith
did I hear someone say something about a Chaos God other than it's influence should be purged without mercy?
Chaos are cringe
Ur cringe
No ur cringe
I SMITE ALL WHO DENOUNCE THE GOD EMPEROR'S WILL
He burns in sunlight because hes a Minecraft skeleton
In reality im pretty sure a daemon would vaporise most people
what the hel did I do
It's in the name
You have Dispelled the Emperor's name and worship a false-god, therefore you should be killed.
A host to a daemon =/= a Daemon
โ This the word ur looking for?

If they have the power and durability of a daemon they would probably be a daemon. A faucet to the ocean cant support life in it
Today is a great day to be hostile.
(i cant talk because im dead from the killing)
Malice would be the less heretical chaos god because he hates everyone else trust
Or the rat dude
(you'll be back in the next episode, dw)
Except the Daemon host have nowhere near the power nor durability of a proper daemon
Only a fraction
They have more than the host normally had though
(nurgle provides
)
Way more
Vary from host to host
If 4 space hobos can take it down, then it's not that powerful
I have most my knowledge from the game so idk much about daemon hosts
They can take down a nurgle beast
Fym
The game is not lore accurate in any sense
does a slaanesh demonhost have infinite coom vitality ๐ค
Some are more special than others 
Yes
I am a slaanesh daemon host
Lucia, get to it
Slaanesh reminds me of sanguine from Skyrim
You cant beat the power of coom bending
Today's temp is projected to reach 33 celcius
Watch me.
Stay hydrated fellas
I dont speak euro measurements
What is that in freedom units
Americans..
morning, fellows
Hiya Licht
33C is 92F btw
What she said
Hello chat
Maxine!
Average missouri temp
Wrong reply
Kms
Average Missouri temp
you've come to help me kill Daemons, I'm happy to see you.
Coom bending is more powerful than the emperor
Im only in misery because my boyfriend and best friend broke up with me
Pent up warp energy

10,000 years of semen retention
are you suggesting all psykers are virgins?
Absolutely
Zealots get all the hoes
Kill and purge em anyways!
And oggys
You can never be too safe.
only the powerful ones, so it is irl as well ๐
YES, I SHALL!
in the Emperor's Holy Name, I will slaughter everyone on board this ship, including myself.
You know what they say about Wizards
The longer you stay a virgin, the more potent your spells become
Lore accurate zealot
Cultivating inner power
Do living saints exist
there are others though
that's heresy
shh
Basically but they aint daemon princes
For science
Genevieve and Eleanor of the Order of Our Martyred Lady
uhhhh
Saint Anais
hey hey people
Malice is underated
Saint Drusus according to Rogue Trader
Bro took the term lips too seriously down below
what about Mirael Sabathiel, is she a saint too ๐
there are other Living Saints
Is okay, they shape shifts
lip service
Which means, Tzeetsch can be a anime cat girl should they wish
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF THE TREACHEROUS ONE!?!
Malice is the new meta for 2025
I should rip your tongue out for even uttering her name.
I don't like mouth sores, they're designed to be chewed on and that makes them worse
Luciiaaaaa!!!!!
Fried by fluoride is cool but theres a reason he's banned from twitter

wow darktider meeting
Do I need dress shoes lol
Attending a wedding?
Nah
Wear whatever
You beautiful human
socks and sandals 
And deprive the world of seeing my toes? No.
Anyways
Was about to say that
Phantom rose is a funny card game
What you doing in germany nurgle?
Going for a picnic with licht
Cool
We have a date
How romantic
Heโs made quiche

Awww
Tzeench did havhund
Even old men can find love
Wait is this a joke or not
No
Itโs serious
The feeling?
Stag stag stag
The god
I barely know her
Gonna be swimming in sausage and not the food kind
I tell you what I wonโt be doing and thatโs playing the bf6 beta this weekend which is very disappointing
Really need to see some bigger maps before I make a decision
Beta is today lmao
Oh i see you sly dog
Iโm in office then travelling straight to buddies ๐
They said bigger maps are coming
Anyone have any single hot dudes in their area that can be shipped to me
I dunno lmg and m4 combo made me feel pretty alive
Licht
Yes Harley?
There is an item in a funny little card game
I did that before
Got me nearly killed
-it provides no tangible benefits
No wai
We need this for licht
By train
Wear it for the rest of the game
It gets put on ur character
New oggy cosmetic revealed
I do every time
Peak,,,
Idk if i should get a semicolon tattoo, idk if my experience is valid
Wtf is that prof X?
Cats musical
Its not only for you its support
Oh
It both really
I see
Thats classified above your havoc clearance
Underage detected
Cat ear also goes in da cutscene
I aint underage
I love my card game with an optional Yuri plot with catgirl ears
I think ive said my age here before
Are people praising the empras gifts that are catgirls??? 
Yuri cat girl card game
Sounds peak
We need more puppygirl
On a daily basis
I cant be the only one
I'm actually an activist that is trying to bring Felinids into the Codex
These too

Go become a dm for a dark heresy or rogue trader game and have felinids
maybe i hop on bf6 later, tugging bodies as medic
Do you think slaanesh likes puppyboys
Too beyond our tech rn to make anime cat girls real licht
watch them release it as something cursed XD





