general-chat

[drowsy prawn]

it goes deep into the nature of consciousness and matter

[round mica]

we are all hypocrites

[ripe tangle]

XD

[drowsy prawn]

materialism isn't the only interpretation of reality

[spark plume]

"I've never seen any evidence of magic"
-a dude who believes in God despite seeing no evidence for it

[round mica]

magic does exist tho

how the fuck do microwaves work?

[sudden wagon]

If i believe im not insane i cant be insane

[spark plume]

Magic is pee being stored in the balls

[sudden wagon]

They use micro waves

Heh

[round mica]

which was created by??????

MAGIC

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[somber stream]

I'm a cancer, i don't believe in spiritual stuff

[sudden wagon]

The micro wave factory

[shy sandal]

I think it's spooky, but not real. Just very traumatizing

[spark plume]

Science is basically weaponised magic/autism

[sudden wagon]

Im so sorry

[spark plume]

Explain electricity and the internet

[ripe tangle]

the concepts for things like magic and sorcery are supposed to tap into the fabric of what we know and don’t know regarding reality, and it’s ultimately spiritual and yeah it works mostly only if you believe in it.

[sudden wagon]

Underwater wires

[round mica]

you believe in destroying my body by mass duplicating my cells at an extreme rate

[spark plume]

Reference the meme

[round mica]

you bitch

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jeong43va-crabs-are-these-crabs-fish-gif-12132424976319059537

[ripe tangle]

same for most religious experiences too, it really only works if you have faith in it working

otherwise it doesn’t

[drowsy prawn]

science is basically a methodology to identify and map out reproducible aspects of reality, as for why these aspects are current reproducible, will they stay reproducible..etc. is not knowable to science

[shy sandal]

Magic is just stuff too scientific for us to comprehend 🧠

Imagine we're doing rituals for a 4th dimensional IT guy

[sudden wagon]

I believe the warp is real so i will now BB you

[drowsy prawn]

despite what some scientists might claim 😏

[round mica]

so what you’re saying is, all roads lead back to orkz

got it

[somber stream]

Idk sounds like a skill issue if you can't fend me off

[ripe tangle]

starts shooting at everyone for being Heretics

[sudden wagon]

I believe nurgle will destroy your existence

[spark plume]

I mean I pray to God but I don't know if it's a single God or multiple or some Rick Sanchez type fella who's at a computer

But I also believe in evolution

So I dunno where I land

[round mica]

the mtn dew protects

[sudden wagon]

Idk

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/shoota-boy-warhammer40k-kill-team-ork-wh40k-gif-26410400

I feel like Spirituality is kinda narcissistic

[ripe tangle]

irl I’m a bit of an apatheist, though I was raised as a Christian.

[somber stream]

That is such a scorpio thing to say

[sudden wagon]

Agnosticism for the win

[sudden wagon]

Lmao

[gilded socket]

Woof

[round mica]

i just live, and when i die oh well

Like those people that parents are really rich but they go and be hippies

I'm not talking about religion

[spark plume]

It could very well be confirmation bias but I do notice my life being better when I do good deeds and speak in private with an entity I would describe as a god even with zero response

[round mica]

i’m just here to vibe and make money and eat unhealthy food

[simple drum]

INNNNTRUUDARRR

[shy sandal]

I mean, yeah...

You kind of just note down how something works after testing multiple times, and take it as the truth, until someone can use the same logic to disprove it. Maybe tomorrow we'll all learn physics is a lie, but until someone can prove that with the scientific method, we believe in what can be reproduced consistently.

[sudden wagon]

Maybe

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-14271929065765266047

[sudden wagon]

You're lucky and a good person

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sphynx-cat-jump-shower-gif-18063578924957871776

[shy sandal]

Life is rough, believe in what makes it less rough man.

[spark plume]

Oh I'm not lucky, I have a lifelong chronic pain condition where my nerve endings misfire and cause constant agony, bipolar disorder, fucked up eyes and ears, autism, etc. But I do live in a first world country. So I guess I am lucky

[sudden wagon]

He chose flight over fight

[sudden wagon]

I prescribe you opioids, like all the other good doctors

[drowsy prawn]

it's one thing to say it's smart to allocate resource to what can be reproduced right now, it's another to claim the current patterns are "laws" fundamental to the universe

science does too much of the latter

which is just making up fairy tales

[spark plume]

They offered me them but I refused because I saw my mum, who has the same condition, get addicted

[round mica]

so your nerves are like a sig p320

[spark plume]

I'll just rawdog the pain

[round mica]

fuck dude

my condolences

[ripe tangle]

best way to sum up the different levels of atheism/agnosticism/whatever…

Theist: “I believe God Exists”

Atheist: “God does not exist.”

Deist: “God Exists but doesn’t interact with us.”

Agnostic: “God could exist.”

Apatheist: “I don’t care whether or not God Exists.”

[spark plume]

It's called fibromyalgia if you wanna look it up

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-siamese-meow-pet-party-gif-26618505

[sudden wagon]

You should always say no to opioids because doctors will always over prescribe them bc they're stupid

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cigar-smoking-smoking-cat-cat-is-smoking-cigar-gif-8453696328432591931

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-muscle-muscle-cat-meme-gif-551006329262101208

[sudden wagon]

This is sad

[somber stream]

He is sick

:c

[sudden wagon]

Ikr hes so rad

[spark plume]

What about gnostics? Aren't they the ones who believe the creator god of the world is actually evil and that's why there's so much suffering?

[round mica]

that cat has to be AI

no way that’s real

[sudden wagon]

No i think gnostic means you believe in a god and believe its provable

[round mica]

if it is that’s depressing

[drowsy prawn]

also is important is how people define "God", some think it's the traditional old man in the sky, others now think it's the universal computer generating this matrix

[sudden wagon]

It is real

[sudden wagon]

AM

Hate. Let me tell you how much i hate.

[shy sandal]

Until proven wrong, we take them as rules since they can be easily replicated.

It's just that being assertive over things makes them sound more like authorities.

"Objects may have reactions equal or similar to an action" sounds way less impactful as "For every action, there is an equal to similar reaction" on a scientific paper.

[sudden wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/am-am-ihnmaims-ihnmaims-allied-mastercomputer-hate-gif-3792826578129949285

[spark plume]

I'm misremembering

There is one spiritual belief where there is a supreme God, but there is a God beneath them who made the world, and he isnt good, he is evil

A selfish god

[sudden wagon]

Hold on

[gilded socket]

I want a strong gf to hold me

[round mica]

i bet this is how 98% yall are sittin at yo desk right now

[sudden wagon]

Ik what that is

[somber stream]

The only god i believe in is the Emperor, for his light is with us

Other than that? Believe in yourself

[sudden wagon]

Dawg thats darksouls

I think

[round mica]

sorta but not really

[spark plume]

Nah it originated in like the 1500s or something

[shy sandal]

I believe the world started after the Big Bang due to the expansion of mass recorded by NASA scientists indicating an expasion of space forming the universe as we know it, i have no fucking clue what came before the Big Bang, nor do i care for it. It could have been orchestrated or just pure chaos

[sudden wagon]

Wdym

[sudden wagon]

Yeah

[sudden wagon]

Im in bed rn

[drowsy prawn]

cosmology is the biggest red herring in science, it actually cannot be a science fundamentally

[round mica]

if you’re talking about Lord Gwyn he isn’t really god, he’s just the purveyor of light

[spark plume]

Consciousness itself and everyone having their own individual experience (theoretically) as well as serendipitous things as small as the moon's distance from us and our distance from the sun being just right to cause total eclipses makes me think it isnt just random chaos

[marsh iris]

Chaos: god exists, lets fuck with em

[drowsy prawn]

every cosmological conclusion is not reproducible, all claims now are based on assuming the physics we know on earth is true everywhere else in the futre and past

[round mica]

technically in the world of dark souls the Sun is the god

XD

[spark plume]

Based

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-praise-gif-25000256

[sudden wagon]

Lemme check my knowledge rq

[gilded socket]

Want big wife to carry me

[spark plume]

Reading about cosmology can blackpill you out of belief in any deities until you realise what you said. That literally none of it is reproducible in any real sense

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-23900521

[shy sandal]

Honestly, i don't bother trying to figure out if it's an intelligent design or just a win on the space lottery. There are around 2k religions recognized by the world, it would be madness to figure out which one is correct. So i just take what seems to make the most sense to me.

[somber stream]

I like how the US navy once rescued a cat stranded in the ocean and adopted the guy into service, even has a physical examination

[round mica]

my cat said this was his dad

[shy sandal]

It can't be replicated by hand, but it can be re-observed to see if same conditions create similar situations.

[spark plume]

I mean my personal belief is that there could be a correct religion, or maybe none of them are correct, but that an intelligent creator or creators exists

[marsh iris]

hope its combat ready

[somber stream]

Nationality: Pussy

[sudden wagon]

No it wasn't darksouls i was thinking about

I dont remember what game it was

[spark plume]

Plus it's historical consensus that Jesus existed, and even if he wasn't divine his actions and life story (embellished or not) completely changed the course of history

[drowsy prawn]

That's if you managed to have a starship and travelled to another stars and bounced around a basketball and whatnot to confirm physics elsewhere. No humans have done that so we actually have no idea if there are really "same conditions" elsewhere to create similar situations

[shy sandal]

My stepfather, an astro physicist, believes in that aswel. Einstein, who discovered the way light is affected by gravity through calculus and "helped" the Big Bang theory to develop, also believed in intelligent design.

As i said, the world is a rough place, believe in what makes it more bearable for you to live in it

[drowsy prawn]

the whole of cosmology is built on this assumption of universal constant

a pillar of sand really

[gilded socket]

Yearning hours

[spark plume]

It actually surprises me how many people think Jesus the person is confirmed a myth when it's common consensus amongst historians that he did, in fact, exist. The dispute is whether he performed any miracles or not, which people disagree about

[ripe tangle]

tbh I figure I’ll never know the true answer to how or why the Universe started, I do think it’s interesting that there’s supposed evidence that the observable universe as we know it could be the inside of a black hole; due to the edges of the observable universe having characteristics similar to that of an event horizon, and the fact our observable “north” and “south” face opposite directions. But I couldn’t know for sure and probably never will.

[sudden wagon]

There's no proof and no way to prove or disprove he did those things

[round mica]

Aliens are watching us

[sudden wagon]

Nah

[round mica]

and making us a case study

[spark plume]

Oh yeah I agree, but there is proof that he existed and was crucified by Pontius Pilate

[shy sandal]

We're in Azatoth's dream

[sudden wagon]

Yeah

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-pontius-pilate-the-book-of-clarence-yeah-yes-gif-16095565700903520814

The book of Clarence was a good movie

Taught me earth lore

[round mica]

there is no way in this galactic web of billions of systems and planets we are the ONLY living thing bro

it’s impossible

[spark plume]

Look up the dark forest hypothesis

[sudden wagon]

Probably the only intelligent life though

[spark plume]

Again, look up the dark forest hypothesis

[drowsy prawn]

people take for granted and think we know for sure now "obvious" things like what "stars" are, but in truth we actually have absolutely no idea it's all at the moment a best guess

[ripe tangle]

Mathematical Probability suggests we’re definetly not the only life that exists.

[spark plume]

Intelligent life exists but it doesn't broadcast its existence because other intelligent life may end it before it becomes a threat to them

[sudden wagon]

Wouldn't that be disproven by the fact that humans are like actively trying to communicate with alien life

Theres gotta be others who would do the same as us if they were alive

[ripe tangle]

It’s also possible that Space is so vast, by the time we make contact with another species; their civilization would likely be long gone by the time we got the message, the same could be said about them recieving communication from us.

[somber stream]

Since there exist the light and time thing, we can't really tell if they exist even if we're able to observe them from really far away.

[spark plume]

Not at all with how long it takes even radio waves to transmit through space

[round mica]

isn’t space also always expanding aswell?

[spark plume]

The civilisations who did try to contact others may have been wiped out

[ripe tangle]

It is.

[sudden wagon]

Yes

[round mica]

new systems being constantly created

[spark plume]

Everything is getting further apart basically

[spark plume]

No no

This is a misunderstandig

The borders of the universe aren't expanding with more galaxies

[sudden wagon]

I like the religion where the universe is god because its technically true

[shy sandal]

Late night intellectual discussions on philosophy and spirituality. 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[spark plume]

Everything in the universe is just getting further and further apart @round mica

[sudden wagon]

The universe is constantly creating life

[somber stream]

This will devolve into existential crisis and politic real soon, observe

[round mica]

so space is becoming more.. spacious

[spark plume]

Basically

[round mica]

good. keep those little green freakzoids away from my doritos

[shy sandal]

Who will be Socrates? (Ragebaiter)

[drowsy prawn]

ironically 40k probably has the closest depiction of real life occult/spirituality belief in metaphysics 😏

[spark plume]

She Socrates on my Plato til I Aristotle

[sudden wagon]

Its by definition a god because its the creator and ruler of life

[somber stream]

Normally there isn't any, just people sharing their stories and similar spices

[sudden wagon]

Alien racism in the big 25

[round mica]

i’m just glad i live in a time where i don’t have to suffer and watch the sun implode into my impending doom

[spark plume]

Diogenes is still my favourite philosopher

[sudden wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1291815590297866331/ezgif-7-8f58465034.gif

[spark plume]

A featherless biped

[sudden wagon]

It could happen like rn you don't know

[round mica]

nice try buddy

[spark plume]

@ripe tangle are you from Indonesia?

[somber stream]

Generally speaking, yeah. The best period to exist so far

[shy sandal]

I recently started rethinking about my life after learning about "The Rebel" by Albert Camus. And going after his worldview

[spark plume]

I need to know if I'll get arrested for looking up 🌽

[ripe tangle]

I would be Diogenes, I’m an insane hobo who lives in a bucket.

[spark plume]

We have a better standard of living and amenities than kings from 100 years ago

[somber stream]

Hmmm, similar to 'the catcher in the rye' by J. D. Salinger?

[sudden wagon]

Whrre do you live bro

[spark plume]

Australia but I'm in Bali atm

[sudden wagon]

That can get you arrested for looking up porn

[shy sandal]

haven't read that one unfortunately.

[round mica]

i swear to the lord bro if the sun implodes before gta 6 i will personally reverse time and delay that shit by about 3 days

[somber stream]

At least you're in a bucket and get to go around sister, i'd say that's better than most

[sudden wagon]

Oh

[spark plume]

Porn is illegal in Indonesia lol

[sudden wagon]

Just go on reddit

[somber stream]

Not to undermine your circumstances, mind.

[somber stream]

Was banned in the US for a time

[drowsy prawn]

fap content gets you locked up, what a sad place 😔

[sudden wagon]

Beat it to your imagination then

Easy

[ripe tangle]

you know what I find interesting; countries and locations where Pornography is illegal, tends to have the most porn viewers and traffic.

[spark plume]

I mean it's like that in basically all Muslim majority countries

[round mica]

rough day for the sex addicts

i’m personally against porn

[sudden wagon]

The day the US bans yaoi im doomed

[shy sandal]

Camus wasn't banned, he just angered a bunch of religious and communist people for saying both are the same thing ideologically

[somber stream]

whuh

[spark plume]

I'm against porn that causes exploitation

Drawn stuff does not

Home made stuff does not

Tasteful lewds sent by friends do not

Etc

[ripe tangle]

He also wasn’t wrong.

[sudden wagon]

Some factory made porn is fine

[drowsy prawn]

so it's gonna be illegal in Europe soon is what you are saying 🤔

[ripe tangle]

people who are vehemently against Organized Religion still have tendencies similarly akin to worshipping a deity, just not officially.

[sudden wagon]

Its when you can verify if one of the people in it is doing it consensually

[spark plume]

[sudden wagon]

Ragebait

[spark plume]

They hated him for he spoke the truth

[ripe tangle]

and Politics can take the same place in your heart and mind as religion can.

[somber stream]

[spark plume]

Real

[ripe tangle]

and vice versa of course

[shy sandal]

dms

[sudden wagon]

Mods would hate to look at general rn

Talk of porn, religion, and politics

[round mica]

we are being cordial so i don’t think they would care

[somber stream]

It's every day bro

[waxen walrus]

Can we give a buff to skull crusher

[spark plume]

Porn? In my genocide simulator discord?

[sudden wagon]

Nah

[ripe tangle]

Noone’s said anything particularly hateful eirher afaik.

[somber stream]

Mods sometimes in it, too

[round mica]

it’s when shit gets heated and people are being rude it becomes an issue ig

[sudden wagon]

Lmao

[somber stream]

Yeah they're chill, just don't go full homophobe and you're good

Oh and praising hitler, or the like

[spark plume]

I'm bi and I'm homophobic

(I'm not)

[somber stream]

Here, observe

[sudden wagon]

Bro hates homosapiens

[somber stream]

Cunt

[round mica]

im hydrophobic, does that count?

[sudden wagon]

@turbid karma

[spark plume]

Do not speak the word of my people

[shy sandal]

Same twin 💔

[spark plume]

I actually get really annoyed at super campy gay guys

Especially the catty drama causing ones

Give me a femboy or a bear

[sudden wagon]

Like a hairy guy or a real bear

[round mica]

both

[sudden wagon]

Amen

[spark plume]

Real guy, I'm not a woman on twitter

[sudden wagon]

I prefer bottom boys, dont necessarily need to be feminine though

I love twinks

[somber stream]

[spark plume]

I'm probs 70/30 straight/gay, I need to really like a masculine guy to wanna be with them

[somber stream]

Time for our daily mention of Femboy

[spark plume]

Way pickier with men

[sudden wagon]

Amen

[shy sandal]

"Dad bod" and it's just a buff guy with no deifinition 🥀

[thorny cave]

I prefer lamp

[sudden wagon]

Femboy is peak

[thorny cave]

I love lamp

[somber stream]

No comment

[waxen walrus]

Fr I love being a femboy/doll

[thorny cave]

https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-steve-carell-brick-lamp-gif-5715014

[round mica]

did Cee leave???

[sudden wagon]

Dude i was at the St Louis pride parade this year, they had so many different dudes bro it was a gays dream

[round mica]

i just tried to @ him and it didn’t find him

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/love-pet-tank-headpats-gif-27190794

[sudden wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-evil-gif-9725651736562738158

[waxen walrus]

Tbh, I don’t even like understand how someone wants to be like masc or dom lol, I love being fem and sub

[spark plume]

You're a femboy?

[somber stream]

He left

[waxen walrus]

Yeah I haven’t started any hrt yet

[round mica]

WHY

[thorny cave]

https://tenor.com/view/t80u-t80-russian-tank-gif-25235826

[somber stream]

Last i heard he's going through something

[sudden wagon]

Are you.. a boy?

[round mica]

fuck man

[spark plume]

Femboy or trans woman are just

[round mica]

i wish i added him before he left

dude was chill asf

[spark plume]

Gimme some of that feminine weiner

[sudden wagon]

You have she/her pronouns im confused

[thorny cave]

Yeah he was hella fun to riff with

[sudden wagon]

I go feral for that

[waxen walrus]

Trans

[sudden wagon]

So youre a woman?

[waxen walrus]

But I haven’t done hrt yet so I’m basically a femboy

[round mica]

i hope cee perseveres through his endeavors

[spark plume]

Okay well I'm gonna go on reddit before I start barking at @waxen walrus

[sudden wagon]

Nah dont say that remove the boy

You're just a woman

[thorny cave]

Well that’s all from me. Gotta be up at 330am

Peace

[round mica]

[sudden wagon]

This guy gets it

[waxen walrus]

lol

A lotta guys seem to want a dom trans girl but I don’t like to dom

[spark plume]

I'm a switch but like 90% dom personally

[sudden wagon]

I just want someone whos close to where i live

[low hemlock]

so u a sub

[waxen walrus]

Yep

[round mica]

chat needs sprayed with a water bottle

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[sudden wagon]

I dont like your.. everything

[spark plume]

Or horny bonk

[sudden wagon]

Specifically your banner

[spark plume]

[sudden wagon]

Hadron wouldn't settle for an ogyrn

She likes zealots everyone knows that

[round mica]

wait until she meets me

[sudden wagon]

I dont know shit about engineering, im just like a tech priest

[somber stream]

The Hadron x Swagger ship has song since left the harbour

[round mica]

i’m a homewrecker what can i say

[sudden wagon]

No bring it back

Hadron and swagger are peak

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/wee-ship-cute-wave-funny-gif-16685307

[elder merlin]

Hadron only likes toasters and rubrix cubes

[sudden wagon]

This could be cannon tbh

[elder merlin]

Why you would think she likes any fleshbags is beyond me

[sudden wagon]

She likes kayex

Duh

[somber stream]

I think they have beef with each other

[sudden wagon]

Actually

[elder merlin]

No she doesnt

[sudden wagon]

I like kayex

His voice 😍

[elder merlin]

Literally dialogue with them being antagonistic

[sudden wagon]

Enemies to lovers

Like swagger

[waxen walrus]

I can just barely get into the lore

[elder merlin]

The voice actor was in here last month

[sudden wagon]

Dude what

Bring him back

[elder merlin]

Talki with everyone

[somber stream]

The only people i like onboard the mourning star are Brunt and Sir Gigachad Sergeant Major Morrow

[elder merlin]

I dont remember what his name was though

[sudden wagon]

His voice acting is top tier

Whats bis name

[elder merlin]

Doubt he adds random people though

[sudden wagon]

Kayex is better

[sudden wagon]

Whats his like real name so i can look him up

Is he a big time voice actor or?

[round mica]

i see how it is

[elder merlin]

If they add a mechanicus or techpriest class, we could all potentially be Kayex or Hadron

[sudden wagon]

I like the commisary zealot who is turned into a servitor

[elder merlin]

Google it, i have no idea what his real name is

[sudden wagon]

Alr

[sudden wagon]

My psyker was named kayex

We need a techpriest outfit for zealot

[elder merlin]

Maybe when they add the techpriest class lol

[somber stream]

My squadmates too, of course

[round mica]

my psyker is named Baldemort

and he’s bald

[somber stream]

That goes without saying

[waxen walrus]

I just need more to do aside from the wack penances

[sudden wagon]

They are never adding that ngl

[round mica]

with blue eyes

[sudden wagon]

I

Hate

Hate

[low hemlock]

that is false, typical SHOUTY main

vause there’s a dialogue of Hadron always spying on the Brawler Ogryn

[sudden wagon]

I hate my squad mates

[sudden wagon]

She is a smart woman, she likes other smart people. Zealots are the smartest

[waxen walrus]

Wait we can complain about teammates now?

[sudden wagon]

BECAUSE

[round mica]

your limbs will stay intact with your sockets

[somber stream]

[sudden wagon]

Clergy members were often more educated than common people, I believe warhammer follows this

[somber stream]

I love mine, the best in the entire system

[sudden wagon]

Arent vets canonically dumb

[sudden wagon]

Share

Mine are braindead

Lobotomites

Lobotomites*

Oh wait

Thats the same word

[waxen walrus]

My teammates are only good if I enable them

:/

[sudden wagon]

Divine intervention from the emperor himself cannot fix my teammates brains

[somber stream]

They're around in this channel, annoy them enough and you're in

[sudden wagon]

They shoot every barrel i stand next to bro

[waxen walrus]

Me asf

I killed someone today deliberately

[sudden wagon]

I die so many times because i get flung off the map from this bullshit

Also when the bosses throw me off the map

Pmo

[waxen walrus]

It’s so funny seeing their arms swing as they plummet to their death

[sudden wagon]

Michael Geary is the voice actor for my king kayex

[waxen walrus]

My flamer ammo

[sudden wagon]

Im convinced arbites, zealots and vets have the same voice actor

[clever gust]

how ive had a few deathless auric runs end

[sudden wagon]

It pmo

[stark bobcat]

weird

[storm ember]

creature spawner is great

[waxen walrus]

I swtg my average auric mission is just as hard as my average h40

[storm ember]

except for... the horrors....

[sudden wagon]

Daemon hosts are actually easy to beat

I defended myself well as an arbite until my team killed it with me

[waxen walrus]

Daemonhost when vaultable object

[storm ember]

well you just explained it for you, you're playing arbitrator

[hidden trout]

now do it on another class

[spark plume]

Oh thank fuck

[sudden wagon]

I have as psyker

[spark plume]

Marisa's friend is gay

[sudden wagon]

Whos marisa

[waxen walrus]

What’s a gay?

[spark plume]

When we went to the mall the other day, she ran into a super well dressed and muscular dude. He was her friend. He was touchy with her and stuff. I was like but it turns out he's gay

[sudden wagon]

You want him to be touchy with you instead

[storm ember]

the only two classes that can sit there and eat Daemonhost consistantly are shield ogryn and arbitrator and any other more sufficiently dumb class (zealot)

[sudden wagon]

Freak

[spark plume]

I mean he was hot but I thought they were "friends" if that makes sense

I wasnt sure if he was gay or not

[sudden wagon]

I have done so as psyker and survived

[sudden wagon]

I used to have a FWB

Not cool

Not demure

[spark plume]

Then you took an arrow to the knee

[sudden wagon]

Its a bad situation

[waxen walrus]

Psyker is dumb too

[sudden wagon]

No

[waxen walrus]

Yes

[sudden wagon]

Vet against daemon host is dumb though

[storm ember]

how many times

[sudden wagon]

Because they have nothing

[spark plume]

Idk man you can make it work

I used to sleep with my best friend when we were teenagers. Hes had a long term gf for 8 years now and we're still good friends. Known him for 20 years

[sudden wagon]

Like once

[waxen walrus]

Vet against captains is nice

[storm ember]

there's your answer

[sudden wagon]

Do you still sleep with him

[spark plume]

No, he has a gf lol

[storm ember]

do you sleep with his gf

[spark plume]

And I do too

[sudden wagon]

I see i see

[spark plume]

NO. I SLEEP WITH MY GF

[sudden wagon]

Lavender

[spark plume]

Tf

[sudden wagon]

4 some?

[storm ember]

is your gf his gf

[spark plume]

I'm not ugly enough to be poly

[sudden wagon]

Amen brother

Couldn't put it better if i was a poet

[spark plume]

Why do all poly people look the same lmao

Like fr

[sudden wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-wont-let-you-go-ohh-ho-yes-pog-gif-22397212

[waxen walrus]

It’s easier to remember poly people who fit the stereotype

[sudden wagon]

I haven't met any poly couple that dosent though

They probably dont advertise it though

[spark plume]

My friend is poly, and I love him, but he looks like an anthropomorphic rat

[sudden wagon]

Lol

I cant wait till my new controller comes in

Then i can play my xbox again

[somber stream]

26th can't come soon enough

If they don't do a Halo Crossover i will nuke Sweden

[low hemlock]

oh ye? How come there’s barely any dialogue of Hadron talking directly with zealots.

Bully Ogryn: “Tech-Lady is my favourite! She’s direct!”

Cutthroat Veteran: “Who knew? Big man’s smarter than he looks.”

[waxen walrus]

Missions just take so long if I don’t run meta and teammates die faster 😣

[spark plume]

Swedish "people" deserve no mercy

[sudden wagon]

Shes shy

Thats why

[low hemlock]

yea yea keep cope praying to Empera S H O U T Y

u know me right

[waxen walrus]

Idk why but I can no longer play for like 5 straight hours. I have to take breaks or else I hate the game :/

I feel like ogryns would be a fucking great dom, personality wise especially

[spark plume]

It's called getting older

[sudden wagon]

I just play a bunch of dif games in my playsesh

[spark plume]

I used to be able to play games for 10 hours straight

Now its like 2 hours max a day

[waxen walrus]

But I have to like alternate between games every 2-3 matches

[spark plume]

Maybe you have adhd

[waxen walrus]

I’m not old I’m 19 :(** **

[sudden wagon]

Some matches are boring or frustrating

Thats why i switch

[waxen walrus]

It feels like every match is frustrating

[sudden wagon]

Amen sister

[spark plume]

Play overwatch

[sudden wagon]

The game makes me mad ash

[spark plume]

Darktide is like a Zen meditation in comparison

[waxen walrus]

I got bored with it

I got to gm as pharah and was done

[spark plume]

Carry me mommy

[waxen walrus]

Whuh

[spark plume]

To gm

You could make money by boosting people

[waxen walrus]

It’s not too long if you put in effort, I think I got there in abt like 60-80hrs on pharah (pure time)

[spark plume]

Dude you're a prodigy. Pc?

[waxen walrus]

Yeah

[spark plume]

Yeah I am hardstuck diamond and have like 1k hours on ow since 2016

But I am 30

[waxen walrus]

????

Ah

I mean still

[spark plume]

And only swapped to pc like 2 years ago

[waxen walrus]

Doable asf

I just one trick

I play pharah into like triple hitscan

[spark plume]

I'm just still not completely used to kbm

OH OH OH

Can I show you a really cringe compilation I made where I was learning Genji @waxen walrus

[waxen walrus]

Uh sure

[spark plume]

You'd body me on Pharah though

No the uh makes me not wanna lmao

[waxen walrus]

I’d probably ignore you

I don’t go after genjis usually

[spark plume]

New Pharah can't really ignore genji because she can't be airborne permanently since the rework

[waxen walrus]

Ah, yeah I played pre-rework

[spark plume]

Yeah she's way different now

https://youtu.be/8niQd7iYtKs?si=18Ia4-tZV7RP57Xu

Check it out if you want @waxen walrus

It ain't long

It's clips from 1h on Genji to 20h

But the music is ass because I used royalty free music on capcut

So it's some dogshit phonk track

[waxen walrus]

My gameplay is usually very boring

Every now and again I do something cool but it’s really rare

[waxen walrus]

I had audio off

I usually play w/o audio for games

It usually just annoys me or gets repetitive

[spark plume]

I HADN'T WATCHED IT IN SO LONG, I WAS SO BAD

The only clip I still like is the frame perfect sleep dart deflect into blade

And you play completely without audio?

[waxen walrus]

Like 5% ish tbh

But like dt, yes 0 audio

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-to-tank-communication-tank-gif-11679869274951291671

[spark plume]

That's crazy to me with how many audio cues there are for attacks and stuff

[waxen walrus]

I mean I can just see most of them

[spark plume]

Also @waxen walrus my genji game play makes me think of necros if he had motor neuron disease

[spark plume]

What about behind you

[waxen walrus]

I don’t put enemies behind me

🤓

[spark plume]

I have a feeling you die a lot to shit you don't hear like trappers or whatever

[waxen walrus]

I have the mod for indicators

[spark plume]

OH

Okay that makes sense

I thought you were rawdogging it

[waxen walrus]

Only vt2 raw

[spark plume]

Coach me in ow

[grave plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896377332233801768/1404673701567529031/image0.jpg?ex=689c0bd4&is=689aba54&hm=9acc219794b720545a1077f31cd132b1c636ab86ee0ce55453ee815555e63bb9&

[spark plume]

I will pay you with phytoestrogen

[waxen walrus]

Lmfao

I play games boringly

[shy sandal]

Average reaction of an Ork after learning about Yarrick

[waxen walrus]

Like all I do is positioning, timing, and enabling my teammates

[spark plume]

I do uhhh

[waxen walrus]

No cool flicks or anything

Or like 1v5s

[untold skiff]

Aug 11th 2025 09:30 - 14:00 17:00 - 06:00 Aug 12th
My work hours for today gn I have to be back up in 6-7 hours

This is torture

[waxen walrus]

I mean if I get pocket or nano that’s different but then the match turns into me vs triple hitscan

[waxen walrus]

Gl 🙏

[sudden wagon]

67

[untold skiff]

I wish

[nocturne bloom]

Had my first day at my new job yesterday

[somber stream]

As a Custard?

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-tanks-wot-battle-tank-tanks-gif-22482348

[nocturne bloom]

Boss let's you take an extra 20 minutes for lunch

[waxen walrus]

Paid?

[nocturne bloom]

He let's your 15 minute break be 30 minutes too

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

I made $200 today

[waxen walrus]

Nice!

[somber stream]

Time to buy more Aquila

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/get-grugged-grug-croods-the-croods-grug-moment-gif-20398954

[waxen walrus]

The skins rn are bad imo

[somber stream]

Not bad

Dog shit.

[waxen walrus]

Haha

Yeah

[restive walrus]

when are these damn swedes updating my GAME

[waxen walrus]

I just want to be pushed to do harder difficulties

[spark plume]

@waxen walrus i like genji for clip farming

[waxen walrus]

I don’t like to make clips

[spark plume]

This has more aura than your entire career on pharah

[spark plume]

That's fair. I'm just a peacock

[waxen walrus]

This sounds sadistic, but I love making the game as unfunny as possible for the enemies

[restive walrus]

wtf since when could we post vods in general?

[nocturne bloom]

Ow in my DT server

[restive walrus]

remove it and replace it with a far more respectable game

league of legends

https://tenor.com/rbmfd590vsb.gif

[nocturne bloom]

True

[restive walrus]

THAT WAS A JOKE

freak

[spark plume]

Okay I won't send any more I sorry

[restive walrus]

weirdo

[spark plume]

This blade would've been perfect but I embarrassed myself by getting juked by the mercy

Wait those sent out of order

[waxen walrus]

I’m penance farming rn and it feels silly that I have to do like 500 missions with bad stuff on easier difficulties

[spark plume]

Lebron James playing against Middle schoolers while he's wearing flip flops basically

[gilded socket]

Smeepy

[waxen walrus]

This is a thing for genjis, they usually like clips and fun, and thus focus a lot more on mechanics than on the other stuff

Your character is mechanically harder though so it is understandable

[spark plume]

If I just played Soldier, Cass and Soj I could easily make masters

But I find them so boring compared to Genji and Tracer

It also annoys me that a Moira with 2 hours can btfo a Genji with 20 hours

[waxen walrus]

Yeah that’s how I felt with psyker in dt compared to ogryns when I started

[elder merlin]

Man, i remember when Overwatch was good

[gilded socket]

Old

[spark plume]

It never changed, you either just got bored of it or got outskilled by everyone else

[elder merlin]

Nah, i boycotted it when Blizzard revealed they were pieces of shit

[waxen walrus]

I just played the game for like a month and a half

[spark plume]

That has nothing to do with OW being good or not though

That's like saying warhammer sucks because gw sucks

[elder merlin]

Plus, i mean, overwatch 2 was a disgusting fucking downgrade too

[spark plume]

How was it a downgrade

[elder merlin]

And monetized to hell

[spark plume]

I have literally every cosmetic from ow1 so this doesn't bother me at all personally, plus new ones from free credits anyway

[elder merlin]

They removed alot of quality of life stuff on release, then they just started backtracking over time on the other major changes to game shit

[waxen walrus]

I usually don’t like cosmetics

[spark plume]

The only qol thing I can think that they removed was the look for group feature

[waxen walrus]

My Pharah was a blue rarity skin that was silver

[spark plume]

I'm mad at blizzard for lying about the pve experience but the game itself is 1:1 overwatch, better in a lot of ways

[elder merlin]

There was the voting, the on fire status during matches, the ranking, ummm

[spark plume]

On fire is in the game? Maybe it wasn't on release

[elder merlin]

I know there was more, but i dont remember it all now

[spark plume]

Idk what you mean about ranking

[elder merlin]

The symbols for leveling up?

I forget

There was way more though, i know that

[waxen walrus]

It was really funny when t500 was masters

[elder merlin]

Plus them taking 6v6 out was annoying

[stark bobcat]

that was usually season beginning

[elder merlin]

The shit with the lootboxes too

[gilded socket]

Fuck are chitlins?

[stark bobcat]

and the last like 6 seasons of ow1

[elder merlin]

Children

[somber stream]

https://open.spotify.com/track/05mmvQAwT4ioqYL2ITnnpo?si=12c803d1eff04b12

Man i love Bardcore so much

[spark plume]

Dude you can criticise blizzard for lying about pve and over monetising OW2 but youre having a laugh if you're criticising them for end of game vote cards and different icons for levelling up

As if anyone played the game for those things

[spark plume]

It is back in now, thankfully

[elder merlin]

And food

[elder merlin]

Bruh, those were just the examples i remembered

[gilded socket]

I see

[elder merlin]

There was more shit, its just been forever since i've had to actually entertain thinking about overwatch

[spark plume]

Yeah but I don't think that makes the game a downgrade when it's on a brand new engine that runs better and has better visuals and audio and far faster queue times due to being f2p

[elder merlin]

Maybe now its in a better state

[gilded socket]

No

[spark plume]

The one thing I will agree with anyone on is that the community is absolutely cancerous

[waxen walrus]

I just want harder challenges for dt that can be tracked

[elder merlin]

I mean, the fact that they had that shit shop up and running with a ton more skins after how many years of just dry content was kind of a slap in the face too

[waxen walrus]

Or puzzles

[elder merlin]

Hell, that one guy who was always their spokes guy left 'em too cause of shitty stuff

[marsh iris]

it's lunch time, hope you guys are fed well

[spark plume]

Yeah but again, that's like saying darktide is bad now because arbites were a paid dlc when fatshark promised free classes, even though the game itself hasn't been downgraded

[elder merlin]

I made shepards pie yesterday

[marsh iris]

i like them

[elder merlin]

Its here and there, there are just stuff i didnt want to support, also just didnt wanna support Blizzard after all the fucked shit they were doing in their offices

To their workers and whatnot

[spark plume]

I can completely understand not wanting to support blizzard

If you play the game without spending a cent youre actually costing them money though

[elder merlin]

Well, i just dont wanna play in general

[spark plume]

Understandable

[marsh iris]

is grail knight P2W? 🤔

[waxen walrus]

Very popular in tournaments

[elder merlin]

Rivals is pretty good, but netease is also a fucking bastard too so who knows really, so maybe im just a hypocrite and my arguements fall flat

[gilded socket]

I fell asleep while playing fo76 and thought i was in the game because the radio was blaring

[spark plume]

I like rivals but it feels so unpolished compared to ow

There is still such bad hitreg every other game

Shots that clearly hit don't register

Plus it runs like fucking horseshit compared to ow

[elder merlin]

There was just some dumb shit with overwatch 2 that i didnt like and the competetive scene was getting out of hand, the overbalancing and shit of characters got annoying

[waxen walrus]

I don’t like rivals

[gilded socket]

Wtf is incelcore?

[elder merlin]

[spark plume]

Even all settings on low with 32gb of ddr5 ram and a 3060 ti I get framerate drops @elder merlin

[elder merlin]

Incels making their own music?

[elder merlin]

Plays fine on console lol

[gilded socket]

It looks so uniniteresting and like a exact overwatch clone

[gilded socket]

I dunno

[restive walrus]

BAIT

[spark plume]

I wouldn't want to play ow if I was on console

[restive walrus]

its BAIT

[elder merlin]

I mean, it is a clone

Its just another hero shooter

But its fun

For now

[agile crag]

but the invisible woman skin

[elder merlin]

Ya'll act like overwatch was the first hero shooter

[restive walrus]

didnt people say OW was the 2ft clone when it dropped tho

[gilded socket]

Yea hero shooters are fugly and dry in originality

[spark plume]

Tekken is just a clone of street fighter bro

[restive walrus]

it feels like this never ends

[elder merlin]

2ft?

[gilded socket]

Straight up porn is healthier

[spark plume]

Yes lol

[restive walrus]

tf2*

[spark plume]

Same genre = clone

[agile crag]

the summer swimsuit skins

[spark plume]

Mortal kombat and tekken are clones

How dare they

Forza and need 4 speed are clones

[restive walrus]

cycular agruments bro...

[elder merlin]

Atleast Rivals made Overwatch sweat that they went back on their stupid overwatch 2 changes

Some anyway

[waxen walrus]

I wish there were more things like martyr skulls

[gilded socket]

Tf2 had style and class

The rest are all shit

[elder merlin]

Was why they brought back 6v6, well that and it sucked

[gilded socket]

Thats it

Thats the hero shooters debate

[spark plume]

Shit b8 m8

Left 4 dead is objectively better than darktide

All other pve shooters are all shit

That's it

[gilded socket]

This is true

[spark plume]

That's the 4 player co op debate

[round mica]

[elder merlin]

I miss Battleborn

That shit was so fun

I played the shit out of it when it came out

[restive walrus]

that came oozed style

from that animated intro

alone

[gilded socket]

Fortnite sucks

[elder merlin]

Yeah

But i still play it

[spark plume]

Freudian slip

[elder merlin]

[spark plume]

Came oozed

[restive walrus]

didnt i say it right

spell it?

[gilded socket]

Oozin it

[spark plume]

Game

[restive walrus]

OHHHHHHHH

[spark plume]

Came is like

[restive walrus]

OHHH ok

[spark plume]

I came

[restive walrus]

yeah i came like da ooze

my bad gang

[spark plume]

Ooze

Sorry for being sussy

[elder merlin]

[spark plume]

Wait

[gilded socket]

What do people in their 30s like?

[spark plume]

[spark plume]

A good night's sleep

[gilded socket]

Ew

Wtf

Sleep?

[marsh iris]

gaming

[waxen walrus]

Genji apparently

[spark plume]

Born to play euro truck simulator
Forced to play genji

[waxen walrus]

I don’t like cozy gaming much

My version is checking off penances

(And ‘challenges’, vt2)

[agile crag]

Cozy gaming doesn't suite me as well I like the grind and competition

[waxen walrus]

But like I’m not gonna work on like a havoc 30 true solo

That’s not the cozy grind

Like 500 auric missions is a cozy grind

Or like 20 havoc weeklies

[agile crag]

Past a certain point true solos are just like cheesing the ai director

and map

[waxen walrus]

Sorry I meant full clear

I’ve done the h40 cheese true solo

[elder merlin]

I like watermelon, peanut butter cookies, dark chocolate, playing games and watching movies with friends, laying out in the grass and just feeling the earth spin and the breeze blow. Staring up at the night sky and the full moon, wondering if we're really all there is in this reality. Trying to be a decent person, but sometimes i fail, alot of times i fail, life is hard and im not strong enough for it. Sleep is good for just forgetting everything

[spark plume]

What I hate about my 30s is getting fat despite not eating any more than I did 5 years ago

Or my knees randomly cracking

Or waking up weirdly and fucking my back up for a day

Or my hair thinning

[waxen walrus]

My knees have been cracking since like 15 lol

[spark plume]

@waxen walrus better get on the HRT before twink death hits

[waxen walrus]

I’m 19 dawg

[marsh iris]

my feet pops when i walk

[ripe tangle]

mine have been cracking since I was about 25

[elder merlin]

The full moon especially is intoxicating, i cant describe it, it almost makes me feel the same kind of way when looking at red lights for too long, just mystified and in a trance.

[spark plume]

Yeah but femboys have an expiration date

[waxen walrus]

Ik

Im gonna start this year I think

[ripe tangle]

at what age do femboys stop being femboys?

[waxen walrus]

As long as I overcome my fear of the US govt

[waxen walrus]

Usually 25

[spark plume]

When male pattern baldness hits

[marsh iris]

are we cracking, 30s people?

[elder merlin]

A femboy only stops being a femboy when they let themselves lose that feeling that made them one to begin with

[ripe tangle]

what happens if a femboy becomes older but doesn’t really… yaknow, stop.

[waxen walrus]

Depends on genetics

[elder merlin]

Your age doesnt define you as a femboy

[spark plume]

They either transition or look like Gene Simmons

[marsh iris]

femgramps

[elder merlin]

Its your mindset

Get on that femboy mindset and stay on it

I believe in you

You can do it

[waxen walrus]

I’m gonna transition lol

[elder merlin]

Or that

That works too

You can do it

[waxen walrus]

I just have been afraid b/c of the govt lol

I’ll get over it though

[spark plume]

Just don't apply for the military

[ripe tangle]

ngl long hair on a younger guy makes him look “pretty” but on an older guy it makes him look like an old hippy

[elder merlin]

I mean, that is fair if you live in the US or any other super regressive country

[waxen walrus]

Plus I’m worried it would reduce my ability to get loans for medical school

[spark plume]

Actually does that mean trans get out of the draft

[waxen walrus]

So I’m getting a degree in engineering just in case

But I don’t know if I want to practice medicine in the US

[restive walrus]

no idea how people do enginerring

[agile crag]

esp with the current administration 😬

[restive walrus]

or med

[elder merlin]

Neither do most of the actual doctors and nurses here

[restive walrus]

its crazy

[waxen walrus]

Idk I find math fun

[elder merlin]

We're gonna experience a huge brain drain in the coming years

[waxen walrus]

I’m taking diff eqs. And linear over the summer

It’s been kinda easy

[restive walrus]

see thats why i want to swap brains with someone one day

[spark plume]

This is a real poster btw

[waxen walrus]

I have like a 98

[restive walrus]

to see how math is for them

[elder merlin]

I hate math

[waxen walrus]

I did math tournaments in middle school

[elder merlin]

It fucking sucks and i never understood it

[waxen walrus]

And the stereotypes are so true

So true

Like unbelievable

I don’t really study much though, just the day before the exam

I don’t go to lectures tbh

But it’s not like super advanced stuff anyways

[restive walrus]

I can do arty shiut]

[waxen walrus]

I can’t

It seems really fun

[waxen walrus]

Fucking autocorrect

[restive walrus]

honestly id prefer to be able to do math and enginering than animation at times

[waxen walrus]

It just seems like it doesn’t matter that I’m good at math

[somber stream]

B, always B

[waxen walrus]

Chemistry has really been hard for me

Idk why I took honors

I think I actually got some mental problems from it

[restive walrus]

this is a case of the grass is always greener isnt it haha

[waxen walrus]

Yeah haha

[sudden wagon]

I cant wait until i can take chemistry

Its gonna be so fun

[waxen walrus]

What chemistry

Like what kind

Pchem is asssss

I like ochem and thermo tbh

Material chem is kinda cool too

I still like linear algebra more though

It’s so fucking beautiful

[elder merlin]

I should have strangled you 15 years ago

[rain charm]

Just discovered earlier today that it's apparently possible to self revive using a dh and a plague Ogryn lmao

[elder merlin]

I always regret it

[waxen walrus]

WHAT

IM TESTING RN

did plogryn charge to cancel dh kill anim?

[rain charm]

Where's the appropriate place to post the clip, I have a yt video of it

[waxen walrus]

Here

[rain charm]

Not even charge, the overhead fist slam seems to do it

[polar vortex]

when the male pattern baldness begins to hit

[nimble glade]

#darktide-pics-vids

[ripe tangle]

some men never go bald though

like, ever.

[polar vortex]

That's true

[rain charm]

https://youtu.be/01pzSMojkpc?si=4b8Rf_2hUkHVePvc

[nimble glade]

I am bald both IRL and in-game.

[polar vortex]

Maybe when they stop drinking that White Monster variant drink? Most femboys I know have that for some reason

And make it half of their personality

[nimble glade]

You just don't notice it because I'm wearing a helmet sometimes, Sah.

Well, I'm wearing a helmet literally all the time. Lol

Correction

[polar vortex]

EMBRACE THE BEAUTY OF THY SHINING HEAD

[nimble glade]

Always

[elder merlin]

I'll never understand why people drink monster, it tastes terrible

[waxen walrus]

My hair is just grtting a few grays fortunately no balding

[elder merlin]

That and red bull

[waxen walrus]

I drink it

I only like 0 sugar energy drinks

[polar vortex]

I like the taste of battery acid going down my throat

[elder merlin]

You're a femboy though, you'll die without it

[waxen walrus]

I kinda like masochism though

[nimble glade]

I prefer red bulls. Only thing that still works for me.

[waxen walrus]

Like the real kind

[elder merlin]

I'd probably die if i consumed energy drinks on a regular basis

[waxen walrus]

Yeah… I get super subby w/o it

And like needy asf

[elder merlin]

On account of my heart conditiom

[waxen walrus]

For attention

[somber stream]

Femboys go down 3 paths

1. Full embrace and begin to trans
2. Somehow become Pattrick Bateman and go straight
3. Others..

[elder merlin]

[polar vortex]

4. Furry

[waxen walrus]

Submissive.

[elder merlin]

How the fuck does a energy drink change your personality

[waxen walrus]

Just literally the amount of energy I have

LMFAAAOOOO

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Wtf

[restive walrus]

whys do the cute ones always have to be MEN

god DAMN it

[waxen walrus]

Sorry not sorry

[sudden wagon]

Actually that is a woman

[waxen walrus]

I’m competitive

[elder merlin]

You say that like its a problem

[sudden wagon]

And this

[restive walrus]

it does to meee

[elder merlin]

I like my men feminine and my women muscular

[waxen walrus]

Good because I literally cannot fucking lose muscle

I have ridiculous quads

[marsh iris]

because men knows how a cute should be? idk

[waxen walrus]

I’m like 160lbs and squat 405lbsx5

[elder merlin]

I used to weight 150lbs, like 10 years ago

[sudden wagon]

[restive walrus]

its not ok

[sudden wagon]

I weigh 180 lbs rn

[waxen walrus]

Yes, I have skull crushers

[sudden wagon]

You do not squat 2000 pounds

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/david-meece-youre-not-ok-stop-it-get-some-help-get-help-youre-crazy-gif-25860529

[elder merlin]

Let her dream

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/ourpower-march-for-our-lives-gun-violence-gun-violence-prevention-were-not-okay-gif-16811234

[waxen walrus]

No I actually stopped b/c I was worried I’d get too muscular

[elder merlin]

Listen, nobody alive is ok

[restive walrus]

why are they cuter

than the GIRLS

[marsh iris]

we are trying

[waxen walrus]

You are gay

[elder merlin]

Its gotta all be proportional, you cant be like one of those weird roided out bodybuiler women, that is just unsettling

Same with the men too

Its fuckin body horror

[restive walrus]

u can find a man cute and not be gay

[polar vortex]

Yeah kind of

[elder merlin]

Keep tellin yourself that

Gayboi

[waxen walrus]

My favorite argument is either “you’re gay or I’m a girl”

[elder merlin]

Nah, im only teasing

[polar vortex]

I've only heard it used condescendingly.

[elder merlin]

Lol

Wut

[waxen walrus]

It’s kinda shocking how much DMs I get from older dudes on dating apps

[restive walrus]

ALL OF THEM, ARE ME

MR

[waxen walrus]

I sure hope not

lol

[stark bobcat]

its true

he has 500 accounts

he is an insane freak

[restive walrus]

why...why not _:

[stark bobcat]

please avoid

[elder merlin]

"Hey, do you like 50 year old balls? Here's my cock" sends dick pic

[waxen walrus]

Ikr

[elder merlin]

[stark bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895877731458367508/1173383513622446100/PRAYER.gif

[waxen walrus]

And usually it has some problem

[elder merlin]

Like, come on guys, atleast be a little classy before dropping the dick pic, a little complimentin never hurt

Amateurs

[waxen walrus]

And like there are friction burns from them beating it so much

[elder merlin]

Gross

[sudden zenith]

"Care for a picture of my manhood, good sir?"

[elder merlin]

[waxen walrus]

Tbh, idc for the pics much

[elder merlin]

No one does

[waxen walrus]

Like SO FEW of them are actually good

[restive walrus]

what about a funky angle

[elder merlin]

Im not even sure why guys still do it with anyone besides people they are in a relationship with

And not even then

Just wait til you get home

[hidden trout]

fellas
is it gay to percieve attributes of human beings?

[elder merlin]

To be fair, i doubt any beaten 50 year old lookin dick is gonna look nice

[round mica]

Tf is chat talking about

I just got here

[waxen walrus]

No I mean like every one of the 100 I’ve gotten the past few months

[elder merlin]

Only if you're actually gay

[gilded socket]

Girl with sword