#general-chat
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Buy it precut
Sustenance consumed
💀
My soul is fed and awake now
get in 69, wait for neuro and licht
Butterfly then strips.
I'm back
aye lad
Let's get this show on the road
you ready?
First in, I win.
smh.
Smh my head
Oh it also has the worst dodges in the game
whos ready for tomorrows cash shop update
I’d love to spend some money but I highly suspect I won’t be
Huh?
you cash for slop
im willing to guess that tomorrow will be a hotfix plus gold cash item updates
Hotfix
with arbies drip to get them sales figures
you will be wrong
happy to be wrong, happier to be right
bro is happy for recolours of existing sets
Bout time FatShark gave us zealot players a good adult diaper skin
💀
he is fully engrained into the slop
tfw most space marines are recolors
That's still no excuse to sell recolors though
💀
def not, but its an easy choice to not buy anything you dont want to
have you seen the cream craze? its so trendy
it’s like eggshell in 2005 all over again
arbites cosmetics are tough since games workshop doesnt have alot of 10th edition stuff for arbites in terms of armor
the coat is already unique to darktide
then they oughtta get to work then huh
arbites paw patrol skin
Somehow managed to have less stuff than ogryn
get that dr doom skin
Heavy update
Vet should get Exe shotgun
Ogryn needs a bigger thunder hammer
Or the ability to wield a zealot holding a thunder hammer
ogryn bare fists pls
double slap box weapon when, fatshark? game ruined immersion destroyed
using brute basher and only hitting special attack
THE DECAY CONSUMES! 
Brunt's Pride
Special light
Aka
Slap Punch
Plap? Slunch?
light tap
The Lex.
Lexactly
talk about lexual healing
That's the shovel punch
ngl chief that’s an awful idea
The Lex, is like, totally the Lex. I approve the Lex and even rage submits to the Lex. I love the Lex.
Or the GG punch
Tbf it would be funny to see an ogryn act like a zealot tho
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Hello
leg
arm
indeed
chud
wenis
try buying it again
I literally played arbite last night 💔
Nuhuh
have you committed a hate crime towards fatshark servers within the past 24 hours
Ik ur joking but when I click to buy it just infinitely loads
oh nvm thats just darktide being darktide
Only towards the infested crushers and stuff
reboot the game and hope it fixes itself
Usually it does
this sounds like a ticket for sure, are you able to get in game at all?
Dude I clutched a game as the only dude alive as arbite bc of my bolt pistol and shock shield and break the line
Yeah it's only when I haven't played for a bit and try to get on arbite
Rebooting usually works
When it stops working that's when I needa make a ticket
This game has a lot of bugs
Dude my game crashed 💔
So scuffed
Yeah sounds like somethings wrong with the licensing or straight up a gamebreaking bug, if you can, cap it and include it in your ticket
The crash is a seperate issue I presume
hard to say but given that it's darktide, most likely
A lot of games crash even though I'm on a new generation xbox
I'm in as arbite now
Just needed to reset
Time to carry everyone
yeah see if you can cap yourself playing arbies as "proof", then when it gives you the "need dlc" error message you can include that as well just incase someone tries to say you dont have it (not that that's the case). GLHF
I have cosmetics for arbite though
If no, that's when the game was unplayable on eksbawks because Fatshark
Yes
Before as well
I've played a bit
Every class level 30 besides nasty ogyrn and arbite
being an pc xbox player is pain
delayed patches and no orange eyes
Some good cosmetics
Not the Ogryn slander 😭
How dare you speak ill of the most handsomest class
I seriously can't play them, it's so weird playing ogyrn
Because I normally tank with zealot
I was in Damnation Chasm Logistratum and we hit the subway tunnels before the drop with Rotted Armor and I always go right to pick up extra diamantine (where the tome #2 sometimes is), and without a doubt the entire team goes left (but there's like 75% chance a demonhost is always there and triggers a monster?) They get a crusher patrol and they all get fucked up and die. I solo the patrol. They respawn at the end of the trainyard before the final hangar and I have my sniper shotgun, my riot shield, 1 medpack, 1 health stim. I Iron-man the entire way, two hordes, gunner patrol, 2 rotted crusher/mauler patrols, and get everyone back up across the 2nd train on the right and we finish.
careful, that's almost heresy brother, even though i know exactly what youre talking about lmao. they are top 2 class rn tho
ogryns highkey the only class in this game that actually makes me fall asleep
Eh, T3 isn't that bad.
Play ogryn wrong then
people don't have level 30s of every single class? wild.
people who only ever play 1 class are either the best or the worst players
theres no inbetween
Riot shield is a gift from the emperor
as long as people know when/how to use the special
Wrong
THE BONES WILL GET TOO STRONG
You live bursters
THE SKELETON WILL POP OUT
chain weapon + montrousity = no no
This is how liches are born!!!
have you considered bloodletter
Fawking flamer
Op
Bleed good
i use it on my recon lasgun build so i dont have to put 500 rounds into the monster
does bleed damage scale on health % or it has it down damage
Eh
bleedstacks do crazy damage
Skill issue
how does bleed work
stick it up meatcracker
Waking up to the exploding sound of your glass shower door spontaneously shattering. Fuuuuuck.
the more stacks the better
We're ready
and trending brittle helps bleed
Dude why is that picture funny to me
You live in a castle? How fucking far do you have to walk to get outside if you're just half a puff in?
I run one of the cleave blessings and bleed on my chainsword
that rough
try rev it up, its very fun too
yeah i have no words for this
I walk outside my block
Lmao. I was just laying in the next room and heard an explosive sound. Turns out tempered glass can just.. quit
Ah well good luck
I use it on zealot, that’s just too much speed
I would eat the glass
Iv had that stuff explode in my hands on jobs
I thought all vampires lived in castles. :<
it's really good for chasing down trappers
too much speed
Like large sheets of glass
despicable
thrust or bloodletter tho
or both ?
Dueling sword
looks like it had a temper
For the lex n shii
both is good
Nope.
no fuckin clue then
I live in the Bay Area. Perfect weather year round.
usually temperature causes it to pop
normal glass : 😨
tempered glass : 
Atleast when it pops you don't really get badly cut unless your super unlucky
I can’t even shit in my own toilet bowl because glass is everywhere. Sighhhh
could be because thermal shock but we cant really tell at this point
rip
ah dude that sucks, was it tempered glass? It's a common problem in newer constructs for high temp high moisture areas
i hope there's none inside the bowl
otherwise it would be a disaster
we need a prince rupert drop style shower screen
I'm now worried about my shower door
me when arbites is so much more fun to play than zealot
tfw when no knife on arby
Me, with a tempered glass desk and a desktop case with a tempered glass side panel 
xbox player
Do you have player profiles turned off ?
Obsese fish pls help
I play on Xbox xs it ain't my Xboxs fault
There's heaps of settings on the xbox you have to change or it does feel abit shity
tempered glass is actually super strong, you just need a few cubic centimeter pressure of a few kilos in one spot

Arbite stronger
replace marksman focus with ability to take 2 ranged weapons
its trash anyway
i want to double bolter
No one uses it trust
tons of people use infiltrate wdym
Nah
i use it a ton
clanker mentioned
laughs in doing the entire scanning event on my own in 20 seconds
imagine still playing Smelly Zealot, pe you!

good night little people 👋
Do you just run from battle with infiltrate to do the objective
Ew
it make me do big belly laugh when i charge into horde and delete it in 0.21 seconds
laughs in reviving the whole team while taking 0 damage
I use heavy sword and it takes out everything
Everything that isn't flak covered
SLeep tigh lil un
I use a bolter for that
disappear and find a new team
(im joking dont do that)
or just go ahead and use one of the most overpowered abilities to bypass most combat
good thing it doesnt have guaranteed crit like zealots
or itd be even more broken
Zealots a better stealth class
And it's a good tank
It's also good for ranged n shit
Zealots an all rounder class
Exactly
It's so fun
I don't die in 5 hits like when I'm playing vet
More like all grounder. Since they spend half the time lying on it waiting for a revive
LFG (Havoc 4+)
NOT ME
I hardly die as zealot
It needs an update tbh
ground beef
Remove stealth class
I once encountered a world that was bitter cold when the sun was up. But you’d better be in shelter before night. When night comes the atmosphere is so cold it liquifies.
It doesn't make sense for a preacher to be stealthy
Bro just fumbled a net release and panicked and fell off a ledge
Auric storm survivor rip
I bought a box of dehydrated water. I didn’t know what to add.
it's a stealth field device
I use mortis trial stuff for it
he's not sneaking, he's invisible
It's stupid is what it is
LF3M (Havoc 4+) In Strike team 21 chat
You're an invisible preacher
The other two classes are crusader and priest
They make sense
Holy men weren't assassins
deathcult assasins are a thing
it's 40k, why wouldn't he be a killer
Dont call my beautiful religion a cult
That's heresy
You're going to the prison ship
stealth priest with knife make things holey
AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA
Women don't exist so we, cant have that
We need better zealots cosmetics
What have you been smoking? The holier you are in 40k the more likely you are to be a killer in the name of your religion
All the armor is so clunky
Assassins took out single targets, we need wave clearers n shit
Eh
but female models are...
I use deadeye outfit tbh
and no gooner skins, rip
😍
Very sad
Get gooning lads
I flicker goon to arbite
😭
What do you mean? Ogryn has plenty of lower body cosmetics with bare feet
GW already said no to shirtless anyone 
just do what nightreign did and give the only character with a bare chest no nipples
I'm cry
Lmao
Ogyrn shirtless, just say no nipples
😍
do not udder react that .
||🫃 ||
why even is there an udder emote in this server 
milk truk just arive
For ogyrn milk
Duh
Down south
you people need to be put down
put me down

You're welcome
Now neuro can... finish her business in peace
Kinda salty we didn't get to finish that one Maelstrom
Im the best torch around 🔥
yeah. me too. we had that in the bag.
Yeah... :<
SHE FUCKING STARED AT ME WHILE DOING IT
Next time, i'm sure
My fault
I deny these allegations.
Nah
okay, THAT was funny
I have a screenshot
I plead the Fifth.
But it was!!!
Fr
is veteran the weakest class rn
My trauma is witness
This isn't America

wait i need the context
I claim self-defense.
You really don't. 
fake news
No
Either way I am off to procure biomass. And then there's a good chance I'll crash out.
Self defending it while staring at me in Valkyrie? Interesting explanation
Well played. ❤️
Yes. can say all three of you were a lovely bunch to fight with. next time we get a boss maelstrom identical to that we lost, let's do it.


You all are invited to my impromptu cookouts
This proves nothing! There is no evidence of what was going on under the coat!
EVEN HADRON SAID IT WAS A HOLY DUTY!
oh my fkn god
does licht draw
I do!
Hes really talented
spooder
what's da context
I wish to invoke my Fifth Amendment rights.
Certainly!
you are not american
Here
peak
Everyone knows everything on the internet goes under US defaultism.
Self portrait
u got a twitter
Yo anyone wanna make a darktide playlist with me
Like a spotify playlist?
how should i use the chainaxe
Arbitrator OST
You dont
Jesper is all you need
buh ?
Please put pent up pup in the playlist for me
please don't do that to yourself
chain axe geniunely
just
fuck. man.
Just say the word
am I allowed to put anything in?
Everyone is welcome 🫃
#darktide-fan-art message
@final herald Jokes aside, this is my most recent drawing for tide
I rarely do colour, but i did one for Elden Ring few months back
you put this on when you want to kill. Understood?

Understood
DAMN mf what the
Not grimy enough > gonna post the Killing floor track <
got 3 of mine in.
Do it
that's true...
i dunno if I already told you this but licht can draw things that can get posted here
I cannot
also let this word be the law of the lex

it is a constant forever that Maxine walks into poxbursters
7 times counted
also alex when can
when can DT but without the wandering zealot pixie
They boost me to the objective
And
I like being flung
I've got someone who scheduled me but perhaps after or if there's a spot
that's true. manhandled
imma be so real when someone starts showing up an entire room over I start wanting to slam my head through a window
Feels good

preferably a closed window
I'll slam your head through a window for you
Got a link for me?
Im imagining my zealot rocket jumping off of a pox burster
uuuuuuuuuuuh
uuuuuuuuuuh no I don't but
no. no. like. you don't get it.
you got flung once, another one came in to explode, and you did a fucking double jump.
you DOUBLE jumped. from TWO poxbursters
My team was making me mad so I threw the crystals we needed to evac over the edge
💔
I might have something postable for this chat not necessarily this server
Im goated
you are a martyrdom for sure
And then I had to go get them bc they didn't know what to do
Hmmmmmmmmm, is it the infamous scorpion man thing
Kayex is so peak
the what
Licht my goat for the saves
maker
I saved you the most what the hell
Save? That's neuro you're talking about
Bolt pistol is good for arbite right
You revived a ton
Should I use bolt gun or pistol
In the courtyard battery part
You being on overwatch on us
licht it's not my fault my taste in clothing is "anything that wouldn't make sense to post in any server"
DM meh
hrhrgh
Oh the one where i got blown to bits? 
no u
who up farting they tide
Yeah
I don't fart
Like right after
No wth post the spicy stuff
Disgusting
Rewdy
I might have some 'practice' in stock too
Poody
Eat more beans
How dare you.
no you get symmetry tool gnome I made before I started using CSP
Fight me
butthole pincher
Peak?
That is so cool
Well done!
There's like 12 people who've joined this playlist and there's only like 6 songs added lmao 🥀
You will end up like a pretzel 🥨
Huh?
Are you a fed
I know what you do.
no nuh nuh no nuh
geek.
Does arbite count
I can't call you anything mean.
sweet baby
Are you an Arby irl
Ello all
Hey everyone, is there any clan/guild/community to play Darktide? I wanna apply
this is the community. we're it.
Not that I know of know 
You're in it right now
I'm sorry
larken :c
Ello ello Lark
ello. 
Is there a maximum amount of weapons I can have stored at once?
the game only has 4 player squads, and most of the time theyre randos-- this is the community for the most part
Ello mate. 
I missed you bud. how goes it?
Bust
You played with Licht, you didn't miss anything.
get Licht or die tryin'
I read once too many makes you crash
yes DM me with your credit card info and first n last name
right now I am going for 1 weapon for each cosmetic
As the saying goes, "too many weapons spoil the darktide"
@somber stream whos the little cat in the profile
Guh?
Deception
What is even real anymore
Gay
Oh hey you're a seaf too
YOOOO
Why be Seaf when you can become seal
bc you’re french
I gotchu fam
@Grok is this real?

you need my house adress also?
Operation Cleanup begins. This shit sucks.
Tf happened
@vast grove who keeps adding music?
ogryn farted
That, your blood type and star sign as well
My shower door spontaneously shattered
IDK THEYRE FROM REDDIT 😭🙏
Woke me up
What makes you think that?
yes
I posted the link on reddit 💀
I have a lil bit alzheimer sickness sorry dont know this infos
Why
IM GOING KILL AUTOCORRECT
The more the merrier
(Its me)
I see
I share a account
So you added the songs by fucking "pent up pup"
False, you diddle kids
nice try buddy, just admit you shower aggressively
No…
LIAR
cmere kiddo
Nah..
Im not your type
LFG Havoc 4+
send pic
TY
Aren't you two minors?
Im good
@fair bridge
get back to the mines, @orchid skiff
You can't hurt me
let's meet and test this hypothesis
Tf does that mean
Rewdy touches little girls btw
Why is this guy so full malice and malevolence dawg
anyone want to help with malleus monstronum?
Hatred on behalf of the god emperor
hello, im doing my final project in anthropology on the darktide community :) so what lingo/slang/symbols would you say sets the darktide community apart from other communities? aka what's your favorite?
Tech priest class when?
Ogryns
Get a job first
The eagle
I didn't know slurs were allowed here
Job
nah he's a little kitty
What in the bodycam footage is this
Oh wait I can't send images right
im gonna assume you mean the aquila logo
Flashlight
Erm the Aquila isn't an eagle it's a symbol
I wanna send a funny screenshot 😔
Yes
go drink your juice
u mean Spark’Ead!?!

I'm a beer kind of man
You’re a man?
What is that a fucking problem
“Even better” - Genghis Khan
Calm down needle dick
its man time
I'm gonna man all over the place
Man in @orchid skiff
terribly
How tf you find those?
I fw garut
Of course bro posts this
That is final straw for general embed perms lol
Keep playing missions at higher diffs
+dockets on trinkers and doing maelstroms
Thats the best way?
I'm not putting that on my trinkets tbh
Waste of money
Auric and auric maels have the most offer for high dockets
fw? fwen?
I think I had an auric mael that rewarded like 110K dockets 
No one told me
Bro did not put the full version
That you can pet the dog
Man has found the golden pot
I found out via penance dude

i dont have much intensity to add to the playlist, im a chill guy

How was that not the first thing you tried
Because i never really look back at him, I use him to hunt far specials
Why is there an Xbox discord server
I bite
Bet
Is there context?
@lilac crag You going to the Electric Callboy concert 👀 ?
Nah I think it's something else
this is context to keep in mind
Caninecel
Very Omnipotent reincarnted E-Ogryn.
Aka me 
Very orange red egg
What is even this word
its a vtubers discord
Puppilled

What is even that word (again)
Woof
The least normal vtuber
When no eggs
Meow
playing Psyker the first time
or 50th
NO DOG DONT PICK THAT ONE
That video is so good
let him cook
Did you just took the video from twitter right now because I literally saw it a minute ago
bro thats an old fucking meme
I dont use Twitter 
Woof
9 years old....
Sorry…!
i meant the entire meme not metal gear
u starting to question things too much…..Pal
Pay me pal
Killed chat
oh ye? if me did what i get in return?
I*
Ruff
Capitalize the I
Yeah why do you have a vore tag?
Nuh uh cat better

Nikke… you just weird I guess
Factual statement tho
Cat > dog
You ain’t Dexter, you the freakster
Okay dude
I like dogs too
She dog my cat till I furball
Bro
Not this shit again
what the freaky
Might you by chance be a hunter of British people?
What..
Holy peak
Exactly
Dude its that time @jaunty path kept replying to me with the sister in that incest game
what a good time that was

TIL you can activate a DH while inside a bonbon belly
Bro!
and DH can kill you then
I love this image dude
you keep calling me bro i think it's a sign
It's just peak
I swear to god dude
Watch out
The penar thief is around
Bro
Bro
Nurgle my goat
Nurgle the throat goat
Yo
No
I need to stop saying bro tbf I’m basically an old man
Quick question what does always dodge option do
and should i have it enabled or disabled
Never jump
If your moving forward
i just rebound my keys
Or spamming jump in a direction
If you ain’t jumping you ain’t pumping
EXACTLY
so should i leave it on
never dodge challenge
If you don’t want to jump
because b4 rebinding keys i had issue when i wanted to jump to get out of way i dodge backwards and get stuck
and shrekt
It's if you spam jump
i just disable jumping during dodge
No
how else do you let other players know youre friendly
GET THEM OUT OF HERE
RAAAHHH
they got some cool coats
Gog and Zogog
AI has gone too far

wym this really happened
There's no such thing as ai art
Wait really?!
really really
Bro
Why is there a Bengal tiger in a suburban area
cause it lives there, duh
Man i like it when people talk about minor medical things and then when you offer a solution, theres 500 reasons not to do it
Like got this one person... Oh my heel is messed up
thats because you shouldnt give medicine to minors
"ok, you consider trying an orthopedic or at the very least a place that can measure your foot for shoes"
🪴
Oh I cant do that I dont have time
"you literally step on a scanner for 2 mins and it tells you if you need an insole"
Had a bit of a back and forth... Concluded that she does not have an issue or is at least overplaying it and prolly just wants sad person points
I need the video that says "I'm so tired of people finding excuses not to drink"
god dammit I come in here and it's FEET SCANNING
Feet?
"I don't want solution, i just want to complain"
Oh no... Not that type of scan
When I went to boot camp, you step on a machine that scans your step
Itll tell you if you have an instep, normal step, flatfooted, etc
Me working for Kojima
And itll also tell you if you need an insole that you put into your shoe
that's okay Chelsea Handler.
Everyone and their grandma should get a Birkenstock
honestly at this point it's Marvel Rivals, 'cuz sheesh

My feet are so fucked that the only thing that is comfortable for me to wear is my old service boots from my deployments.
Me scanning Hadrons feet
salty steel toed boots, my beloved
Thought that one had more ass than feet
Oh god im on the weird side of yt
Breh, what's the condition?
Watching a video where a guy put three people who think they are Jesus and had them live together
skins have bigger asses than defaults
DEPLOYMENTS IN NOTHING BUT THOSE BOOTS.
Summer Luna Snow cosmetic, "Evil" Invisible Woman cosmetic,
Eat, sleep, ride, patrol and fight in them for months.
I too have a fondness for boots
But uh, getting something airy is great
They have vents in the summer ones.







