#general-chat
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Has anyone else that plays rouge trader started a romance
yea
I shall eep
in the emperors name
may the emperor guide me into a gentle slumber
WHY IS A LEMAN RUSS 70 FUCKING DOLLARS
Same reason a MG kit is
There like 120$ here
(Idk)
What have you done
What do you guys think of Cassia from rouge trader
It's 240$ for a baneblade in nz 
What?
i got one shot from thin air a dog pounced me at the same time i activated my ability full toughness and near full health
and i just didnt even go down i just stopped existing
new chaos sorcery
Coming up with the amount of money i need to spend to make domino division come true made my wallet hang itself buy it’s chain
She shouldn't be able to solo the game
propaganda (literally her only one good side)
Has anyone else started a romance with her
Poor life choices:
getting into games workshop miniature hobby

But my 155th needs to be real
I'm thinking of getting into trench crusade
I'm not joking
go third party yeahhhh!!!
Dont
Looks like a cheap copy
I'd have to disagree
I hate resin
The sculpts are so much better imo
but whatever makes you happy i suppose
700 dollars for ten russ tanks
not all of them are resin
150 dollars for 3 squads
Kibela 
For 150$ elsewhere you can buy a while army lmao
GW pricing compared to few years ago is absolutely bonkers
i thought few years ago was bad
That costs them 15 cents to print
how can you buy a whole army for 150 bucks in 40k universe it doesnt work like that in the lore !! !! !!
Too bad it's too big to fail so they keep on charging
I said elsewhere
Other companies
This Muhfuh likes the crazy goth girl
Black powder is also a amazing system
Want to know the best thing? I have a Welsh friend who has a insider working for GW
Their priority is to make new models, THEN make rules and lore around said models. Business first, they gives exactly 0 fucks about what the community think
This is 10 tanks
3 squads
2 upgrade sprues
3 chimeras
jaysus
I have no job
at least her crazyness comes from The God Emperor, and not the dirty dangerous filthy Warp 
For that price
This used to cost under $500
Job application time
apply for your local game store
Not a bad idea ngl
maybe just MAYBE you might get employee discount
Whats sad about that is its only 400 more than what a week's rent is 
Employee discount
Oh and the amount of paint and brushes i need to sacrifice
hoping some successful startup with scifi minis might actually able to compete
Which i also HAVE NO CLUE ON PAINTING JUNGLE CAMO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
with a rich lore included
I use to use electric tape to create the camo and spray a different colour if that makes sense
Dude you’re using ELECTRICAL TAPE?!?
Do dark green then put lines of tape where you want camo and spray the tank a lighter shad then do it again w a different shade
THATS TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
just a few cents bro
Im trying to spend as less as i can
Cry time
I have masking take for centuries
plasticine, playdoh
New leader is @gilded socket btw
Huh
You’re the new leader of the darktiders
Why
Also do you buy gw paints?
Because Paul died
Yes
Check out vallhello it's such a better and cheaper company
Dont like them
Fair there abit harder to get right
I like the gw colors
They sell a realky good set for doing whole armies its just knowing how much to water them ect that's abit touchy
The gw paints are solid while vallhello is like 70 slight shades of the same color
Your supposed to layer white
Ew
In like 3 coats of light it comes out so good
I prime black and water my paints lime a normal human being
depends on preference really
Yeah
some like white, some like black
I prefer thin layers
maybe even gray
yuh
If your going yellow you want a pink basecoat lmao
Nerds >:3
TRUST it makes the yellow realky pop
nah easy, thick coat
What should I do when I hit lvl 30 with a class? I haven’t used any money or mats

i wont have patience for white prime base
Even the way they label them , wtf does 50% true mean 
you need a lot of layers
Yeah I agree
Rattlecan or change your colour scheme lol
Man I remember when you had to wash mini sprues w soap so paint would stick to them
Very annoying lol
finally...
i've done it...
maxxed out...
my trials are over. hadron has taken the last of my diamantine
my final weapon i needed maxxed
so much diamantine spent
oh my fuck
all four classes each have maxed out weapons, highest level of Consecration, highest level of Empowerment, optimal stats, Blessings, and Refinments fine-tuned to each build
I have barely any diamantine spent left
oughghoiuhjghj
You can die now
melk gacha time
i think
im gonna just
just... one more mission before bed
surely it couldn't hurt
this guy is john darktide
wake up they released 4 new weapons
nO
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
auric karnak twins :(
?
Flesh out your build!
do whatever
make new characters
SHIT IN YOUR HAND AND CLAP, KINDRED
Make a new character, max them out
FOR YE'VE MADE THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROUD
I haven’t even touched upgrading or buying new weapons
Just use the ones I get from beating missions
Should I gamble for better ones?
AYE KIN
find a weapon you REALLY like, for me it's the thunderhammer
max it out
HOW WED ARE YOU TO HAVING THE BEST WEAPONS
empower it, consecrate it, etc
I like the las recon gun
and make a build around it
And do that with hadron?
AYE KINDRED
go to consecrate
max it out
then empower
and max that out
What is consecrate
UPGRADE
Is that burnts shop
BRUNT'S ARMORY IS TO BUY WEAPONS
the tech priest
HADRON'S SHRINE IS TO CONSECRATE
Should I buy a better version first or just upgrade the one I have
It’s only like power lvl 200
how much plasteel/diamantine do you have, and what color is it
UP TO YOU KINDRED
It’s blue
alright consecrate will make it go up in rarity
empower will up the number, for example yours is in 200
the max is 500
but you have to level up said weapon first
to max
atleast before upping the number
FIVE RARITY TYPES
GREY
GREEN - OPENS 1 PERK
BLUE - OPENS 1 BLESSING
PURPLE - OPENS 2ND PERK
GOLD - OPENS 2ND BLESSING
Is that where I can put points into certain perks of the gun
AYE KIN, THAT'S THE MASTERY MENU
and you can use the re-bless tab in hadron's shrine to choose the perks you want on your weapon
THE MORE YOU USE A WEAPON KINDRED
THE MORE LEVEL OF MASTERY YOU RECEIVE WITH IT
THE MORE MASTERY, YOU GET PERK POINTS
MASTERY ENDS AT LEVEL 20
alright I should sleep now
I have 300,000 cash
im gonna leave you to moe
AYE KINDRED
2500 bronze currency
MAY THE GOOOOOOOD EMPEROR BLESS YOUR SLEEP KINDRED
8115 of the little cylinders currency
SIRE MELK'S CURRENCY AYE
PLASTEEL
And 1445 of the square
DIAMANTINE
Alright lemme just actually speak to you as a person
Lol
So, when getting weapons, you want to look at the maximum potential stats
That'll be a number anywhere from 60 to 80%
Depending on the weapon, you want one stat to be at 60%, also known as a "dumpstat"
For the recon lasgun, the "dumpstat", or the stat you want to be at 60%, is mobility
So that’s the stat you don’t care about?
Yes
Mobility is 35%
76
Alright that's not great if you're looking to get the most effect from your recon lasgun
Every stat is in the 70’s
Here, let me log on to my character
Would you recommend getting one from brunt’s?
Or melk?
Sorry I’m new
Lotta questions lol
I'd look at Brunt's armory and see if there is any recon lasguns where this number is 60
Let me just send a pic real quick
this is a Tactical Axe Mk VII
look at how the damage, finesse, penetration, and critical bonus all have 80s
I see
and my mobility is 60
So everything 80 but the dump stat
my dumpstat for this is 60
aye kindred
If you lot would like to donate to my 155th fund please do so here ||im not taking your money||
every so often you'll see a weapon that has full 80s and has a 61% for a dump stat
that's just a rounding error

I'm still to find one of those
?
Sell a kidney ez
always wait for level 30 to try and make anything worthwhile
a lot of builds that you'll find on GamesLantern are only viable once you reach level 30
Ok so what should I use melk for then if I’m just gonna look at brunts weapons
I might just start a mini painting only fans to fund it too
once you get enough, you can basically just spam buy curios
Thoughts on the Arbites so far: Daddy LIKEY.
And the types of curios I should look for?
health is usually not optimal
+3 Stam, 17% toughness x2
Maybe 3 x 17% tough depending on class
Ordering doggo to attack is taking some getting used to
I’m on vet
ogryn doesn't really benefit with the +3 stam
yeah, +3 stam and 17% toughness x2
1 x3 Stam 2x 17% tough
Ogryn: 
So should I gamble or buy what I see
Have you tried +3 with cleaver 
(no don't)
Don't do wounds on ogryn 
Don't rum Stam unless you want to cleaver
And only run 1 +3 Stam
It's ridiculously over powered
I do bring Slam a lot so I am always swimming in stamina regen
I'm not sure how but it boosts the cleaver
hey i'm talking about my experiences
i've always just ran triple +17 toughness
Yo when the story mission thing came out like a month ago I clicked the one where it locks stuff, how do I turn that off? Tired of these missions and wanna go back to Auric and Havoc.
Go reset your guy at the barber
Go to the barber, do a personality scourge skip to the end and click on ignore campaign
Sweet ty
Though I will say that you will keep having the campaign missions when playing normally
As they are part of the normal rotation
Quite so, indeed.
Mobility/Defense.
Isnt Power Output also one of them
Oh, forgot about that one.
is the frag bomb for the ogryn disliked or something ? cant remember the last time ive seen someone use it
Should I be lvl 30 when gambling at Nell’s shops
It is a great blitz, my personal favourite
nah people still use frag bomb
Panick button goes boom
big boom make happy
frag bomb music to my ears
ive heared ogryn got reworked and is good now? i never played him pre rework so how good is he
oh well , i think thats fine , 40k is miserable enough as is
His dodges be able to push lesser enemies is a great passive to add
It's good
However
mm rock
i prefer big boom
Infinite rock regen when miss
is there any way to get a grenade recharge on him for his frag , or a second one
Nope
Ogryn has always been good
It's just better now

dosent seem like it , i just want more boom
Needs an extra charge. 
Extra Blitz modifier got you covered 
It also spawns far more grenade pickups doesn it?
not rly a fan of the rock , i can see how its useful and strong , but just dosent scratch the itch in my bain
I never payed attention to that

I legit yesterday saw like 4 grenade pickups so close to each other
also why have lobbies been harder to find recently
And i stole all of them
is it bc of my level?
you stinkl
You playing the twins mission
Thats why 
ye have to complete the campaign , i probably shoulda skipped it
No one's twinning
They really gotta add the twins back to the mission rotation
You can do it if you go on the barber
how
Do a personality scourge
Skip everything, until you see the campaign prompt and choose to ignore and skip the campaign entirely
Hard to find
Timer still says 52

They fill
Also lower dif usually is a little deader
I ran pretty much all 10 of my event ones solo because nobody joined

the event not good or something?
try changing the next best region server
Named grey knight or average custodes?
Hello micromen
hello hugh mungus
Brutal
Guys what does a heretic and a phyker make
Burn my life away for a future ill never see
Rather be cold mate ngl
I like looking at fire
Fire is pretty, thats it
Yah
AC
expensive
But you can
I spent this summer without a fan it was brutal
The fact its expensive is part of the issue
Growing up w my grandparents has taught me the heating stays off and we layer up 💀
City folks still need to buy wood to feed it
That is the fault of their own for living in a city
But yeah most just use the heater anyway
Ive used a wood stove for 14 years 
Good exercise too
My grandparents had a fire place , and my grandad had a large tree that fell in a storm and had dried that and pretty much was good for years
Yea, I have a huge stack of hickory logs outside
Its important to mix it though
You dont wanna burn only ash
Ash is shit
I hate it
I do have a plan of moving to the suburb and build a house there one day
And it can be fun to chop wood ,yeah he would buy wood from rhe store every now and then
E
Ah nice
Mother nature provides
Only issue is wildlife
We've had most everything
Neighbors trail cam actually picked a mountain lion up
Ive walked into a bear twice
Wolves can crop up
Aren't you American? Cast '20 gauge buckshot' or something
It would laugh at me if I shot it with that 
A bear yes, would do some serious damage to the lion
Revenant pt 2
It won't
Slug then
16g and up at minimum
You kinda need a rifle for those kind of prey
Hello little darktiders
Hello small friends
I carry a Remington 870 specifically when im in the woods
Yeah that's the spell
Oh hey that's a classic
I do have a 20g, but its a slugger, which shoots a .50 cal round out of it
Gorgeous weapon
We had some old Lee Enfield rifles
But best would be to leave each other well alone, they stay in their bit, we with ours
bear could rip your limbs with their bear hands
I have a mosin and a 1917 Enfield
My grandad used to go to the gun range and shoot targets
Im picking up a Glock 30s soon too
Very cool
After that I have a 1908 Springfield being held for me
I dont know much about the glock platform really or much about the American AR platforms tbh
They are cool tho
Me neither, its my first glock
Congrats
I carry a ruger or a colt
Rugers are nice
Swap between a Max 9 and a colt pocketlite mustang
How louds the colt?
Mustang is a scaled down 1911 for .380
Learned my lesson
Iv always heard colts in the larger calibre are extremely Loud
You'd think, but with how loud it was i doubt the gun itself made a difference
Does anybody remember how many missions there are before Karnak twins one when going through story?
I don't think so
Was for my arb 
Twin was somewhere between 7-10 i think
That's what I remember
I wanna say 8 or 11
They do
They do
instead of lumbering towards you
Eh, I'll just wait for them to add it back in normal mission pool, I was thinking of making a character for the less than 3 pox mines achievement
maulers and crushers just shuffle towards you with heretical intent
They move deceptively far and fast when trying to bonk you
I mean they are armored
Yeah they kinda jog too you
Crushers can kinda sprint, looks like a puppy running towards you
hmmmm
should i get my arbitrator master of war or my zealot master of war done next
arbitrator's is just the quantity of missions,
zealot's is about 8 more penances
Go for zealot I think 🤔
What the fuck did you all do to Amelia
ran out of oil here
You’ve all fucked her up
Can i ask for you guys for honest opinions on smth?
Good or ugly?
No
That's awesome
That's good, but you used the soft brush a bit too much, giving some part a rubbery feeling
I like the wip ones colour more
Personally i like how you went with the fabric, folds
Never say ugly to your art ever again

Absolute banger
Good point. Should probably work with harder edges next time on some areas
Ok 
Could try to keep the palette more, it got pretty dark with the shadows
From my experience, when it comes to areas between light/shadow. Hard edge for the contact point and soft for the shadow bit
Something like this
I dont know muxg about digital art
It's still very awesome tho 😎
Anyone wanna see some calligraphy? Done by me*
I think going straight to painting instead of sketching will help me get into the mindset better. I avoided painting for too long and now it's biting me back
lol same
Yes!
Yes.
You’re all monsters
Which language is that?
What i do?
wrong
we're all warhammers
blurry
English
It's landscape btw
Discord flipped the pic on me smh
Yeah I guess choosing those colors wasn't the greatest idea and I could have used more spacing 

Event fart armoured guys run. They are faster than normal.
i remember reading rotten armor suppose to make them slower, was it just attack speed slow? they're all feels like normal except more tough
it feels faster for me
i got caught offguard by crusher sprint overhead first time
They feel the same to me 
coke armor
karien karien karien karien
I'm sick of getting crop dusted 
you alright there
Darktide keeps farting then walking past me
Well, fart back
Instructions unclear I shat myself
Newbie mistake, always bring a backup underwear
FS typo'd, they are faster. Is like what they did to Nuncio. 70% TDR instead of 30%.
what the hell is this doodoo butt posting
-Shatspear
Oh, that would be Me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
Vegeta, swimming in sewage isn't good for you!
Interior crocodile alligator 🗣️
How else am I supposed to find cultists to purge?
Got the odd plaguebearer too.
I drive a chevrolet movie the-ater
Interior, crocodile, alligator.
Poop boat
Elaborate?
Poop boat
Boat, but it floats on the sewage
And poop
boat made of poop
hahahhaha
no the boat must not be made of poop
WAVELENGTH!
but it must float on it
But how else is FUCKING typhus supposed to fall for my trap?
Poop: Connecting People
Technically sewer systems are just metro tunnels for stinky things.
It sound to me like you have extensive experience in the field
karien karien karien
I do, it's where I go to hunt many wendigo that have gotten too close to oklahoman citizens.
Why oklahoma specifically?
It's got a silly name.
Checks out, thank you for your service. A true community hero
bro darktiding irl
The forces of Chaos truly know no bound
Watching Arthur slowly die is so sad bro 
morning chat
Hii
See? Old man is able to understand my skills

Couldn't bring myself to finish the game
tis 11am
I'm doing a good play through too so it's just even more tragic
Yes
Is there something that forces you to delay or blocks dodges? I keep getting clipped by overheads because I press the button and, like, nothing happens
overheads are not blockable sadly
theres a limit of dodges within a duration
Sleep forever
No I mean that I press dodge, sometimes very early, and the game just says no
Oh, is it a hard limit in this game?
it doesnt show you, some weapons have like 3-5 dodges if you use it consecutively
there are mods that show but i dont really use
Surely I can block the charged attack of a giant hammer rock being wielded by an armored brute
Surely
Again, I am not talking about trying to block overheads
Oops
they're talking about dodging and getting clipped by the overhead still
I'm talking about pressing dodge and just
Dodge sooner
dodge not happening
And instead just sort of sitting there and watching the big lad smash my face in
Are you dodging to the left or right or backwards
I'm not sure exactly what's causing it but it's rather annoying
I love my face being smashed :3
To the side usually
Prob game, sometime my character just won't push as well
Hmm that is strange
Maybe you dodged too much and you reached limit
The game is shitting itself rn
Maybe it's because I usually block while dodging and that's interruping it somehow? Or I hit limit ig
Not sure
Weapons have dodge limits before the dodge does nothing
Blocking shouldn't affect dodge I'm pretty sure
I can only give 2 explanations outside of the game just being silly
either you were dodging alot prior to the overhead coming in, in which case, your dodges ran out and you dodged, but it barely moves you
or
you didn't dodge to the side or backwards, maybe a blunder forwards?
Wha if you just kill them first
naur blocking doesn't affect
Ingenious!
DT bad Verm good
I'm working on getting my Vet to 30 rn but man, this class sucks lol
Cause then they can’t kill you first
dont worry FS going to delete them
noone will suffer
FS deleting current vet and replace with a far worse veteran
The hell you talking about?
I only saw two vets
The people who play this game for 6000 hours
And the veterans class
I main vet but I can't deny the class is frustrating
Some of it is the event I think. Big groups of heavily armored targets really don't seem to be this class's forte lol
Lately like 8/10 games w vets there going down unless there using the plasma and ds
veterans for real veterans
naur. boltgun the packs, or use kraks. or use frags for cc and bleed
Poor dudes a wet paper bag
grenades are the class' whole thing
Barely functional members of society due to severe PTSD?
true
The boltgun seems to run out of mag size long before it actually kills the event enemies, though mine is hardly optimal atm
it can vary on your build and weapon blessings
I like using plas gun, is like a slower bolt so you can work with the cadence
im trying out the bolt pistol grenade buff, its pretty ok
I definitely am a fan of the bolt pistol
Might be connection things. 
i wonder if the explosion radius increase is significant enough for Krak
Relic + BP on Zealot has probably been my favorite setup so far
Nein, mine was fine. My guy just... stood there
Like in a trance
I have that happen sometimes too but it's just me never letting go of shift like an idiot and having no stam
Not really. It just lets you stagger more since the increased radius just does chip damage.
Oh. I just know my panick why no push I burnt 6+ stam already reeeeeeeeeeee.
Power sword
1000 years in the gulag

Going to 711 what y’all want
Cos they have like 60% ranged damage reduction.
sammich
You NEED to melee the tanky karks.
you can alternatively just brittle them
Ye, and I don't have any that are good for that on Vet yet lol
That's another modifier.
They still have 60% ranged damage reduction on top.
😛
yeah, but from my experience, that percentage can be ignored with shattering impact and staggering fire on the boltgun
You are still burning more ammo for the same though.
depends on how you play
when we played the event I kept track of my ammo and what crowds I shouldn't just unload into
I just take CC to CC. Just too much dook. Shock mines are the only reason we won that. 2 mines CCing for ages or we would have wiped so many times.
eh, yeah
you gotta put in more effort than the other classes as vet for this event
-# partially the reason I don't play it after I got my shit
Karien karien
I know. I did a portion as vet, then said fug this, we go malice and I just made a dueling sword on my psyker to meme.
heck yea
Is now Deimos memes but yeah.
But then ppl keep joining and leaving when they see psykers.

We seriously need new weapon to toy with
Too lazy to see if I had others built.

I am in dire need
a meltagun would b cool
Too cool and fun for FS, no wai
A melta would complete my Jurgen cosplay
I'm also levelling Ogryn so having the funny pickaxe for the event is nice
Let the ogryn have Meltas uwu
I wouldn't mind ogryn melta
Honestly Ogryn has been a lot more fun that I anticipated
Not my favorite but I do appreciate that there's a lot more depth there than it first looks
Say 'UwU' the next time we play in Ogryn voice
Hi
hiya nurgle
Hoi Bri'ish man
secretly disguised as the judge zealot
At first blush I definitely expected Ogryn to be either bad, boring, or both
😼
Pretty fun, as it turns out
It’s all of them
“Wow look at me im an ogryn I have the the reading age of the average American”
Even if Psyker is easily my favorite thus far, with Zealot pretty close behind
they do a good job at making you feel like the big class of the game
it reminds me of titanfall mechs
but yk
you're a person
Wha happen now
nothin
Actually tbf the reading age stats in the U.K. are actually pretty dire rn

Man I used to relate to that statistic
my fav part was finding out branx has crowd control moves
and isn't just a big single target hitter
Ye, the Branx is a lot of fun
i luv melee combat
Usually a reliable way to tell a trend of things
What have you done to Amelia
I'm a proud house owner (in debt for life)
Something like 15% of housing developments are devoted to social housing actually, I’m not saying it’s helped the issue at all but you do get people from variable socio-economic conditions getting chances and squandering them equally
Same way it has been since the 80s
Atleast you have a house
rent is ridiculous
Landlords must be killing it
Yah the rents gone up so I can buy my 4th house to put on the market ty
House proud town mouse
I do want to give Arbites a go eventually too but im moving in like two weeks I can't afford that shit lmao
There is a fine line between helping economy challenged individuals getting back on their feet and literal leeches that do nothing but sucking off from the system. Hard to differentiate the 2. But i do help if said person is willing to try
I still have 47 missions to accomplish as Arbitrator 
Uhhhhh blep
I completed H40 in just under 3 hours of playtime
Doro
Based, all the systems are bloated and failing but I blame the parents. The value of sitting down and introducing your child to literature and stories is diluted by the simplicity of plopping an iPad in front of them.
Those iPad kids are going to struggle
My neighbor
"I find it more easy and peaceful ifi just hand my child an iPad, many useful things they're teaching the kids on the internet these day"
Yeah like Rizz lords and skibidi
My mind all blep
An ipad? You mean, an ipad and 4 phones, right?
I agree in part but I do think there is a baseline that everyone should get regardless of input
Alright that's it I'm gonna make you stare at this @fiery wave
I didn't have a phone till I was 16 lmao
I didn’t have a phone till I was like 14 lol
Same lol
Yes, now 2 year olds have multiple phones.
I remember a guy trying to mug me on the walk home from school and he’s demanding I get my phone out and I’m like “but I’m not allowed one yet”
Good morning rejects 
I have no disagreement with this
I know kids with bad parents could use that fund to help their education and future instead
I'm not even kidding.
No I don’t disbelieve you, a boss baby picture just makes it seem less depressing lol
ipad baby
A nonprofit in Germany did a pilot of it fairly recently at 1.6k euro per month and it went really well from what I've seen
Is just how it it nowadays.
I think 1.2k was their estimate for what was most feasible on a broader scale
if my kid meld into the ipad and do some serious business with significant ROI by all means
It's.. complicated here to say the least, the government and system is eating itself, every thing is very confusing
SPORTS BETTING FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS
But oh well enough of politks for now
1.2k/1.6k is kinda fine and you can possibly save on that but people are not lifestyle literate enough or impulse restrained. “I’d rather buy this overpriced branded meal than the cheaper components” etc
why tf would you sports bet when you could teach children to play poker
horse betting savant
And I’m not even saying buy the branded cheap stuff, I mean like raw fresh produce
Everyone deserve the joy of gambling in their life, regardless of age
I dont enjoy gambling tbh
perish
"You never win if you never play"
Still waiting for that Eurojackpot
Any day now...
I just don't see the point in throwing money away when I can buy stuff . OOO COOL LIGHTS AND SOUNDS WOW
i see you have never played poker or blackjack
Looser mentality
Hi guys
I have won a 300$ jackpot and then stopped while I was ahead
Just play vet, 5% chance for more 'nades, 20% (more like 2%) chance to twin.
reminds me of that one math professor who won a state lotto like 3 times in a row cause the lottery board used his number generation algorithm
And that was at a work doo
I'm probably gonna be spending a good chunk of what money I do have on medicine soon lol so gambling seems like a great way to screw that up
the massive restrain on this one
I bid thee good health and fortune ahead of life
I saw someone put their winnings back in and lose it all so I just got my money out
Also stay hydrated fellas
That's still gambling, you'll live longer so you can gamble more in the future
never stop gambling
Ty, ty. My teeth are pretty fucked lol, but hopefully I can afford to fix 'em after the move
I use rdr2 for that lol
Pokers not big here bro
then make it big
become the pokerman
poke people and win their money
poking people for money
dont worry if you lose, your money is still on earth
yes
Remember that if you loose your money gambling, you can always win it back with gambling
Thank you
Phew, thought you're going Bri'ish for a moment there
Obviously the correct choice is to just get into black market miniatures. Surely that's where the money is
if you lose all your money gambling you can just win it back with a knife
Commit tax fraud 🗣️
Yes Diana, i bid thee good health as well
That's a real gamble
And you're still gambling since if you get caught GW will send the Inquisition after you
Psst, key kid, you look like you got some STLs that need printin
Honestly that would be pretty funny, thinking about it (if it worked)
I mean, minis come in gacha boxes now.
3 random in a box for $20.

Pay for HRT with bootlegged Space Marines :3
those blindboxes are WILD
Foolproof plan
They aren't really sold here so imported ex.
Thank you
Ahh that sucks
Those were for D&D, but still.
I've never been big on WH40k minis so I can't say for certain, but does it seem like they've been consistently removing models from production for a while now?
Minis just aren't a thing here tbh.
I do kinda want to get into the actual tabletop game, but also how tf would I afford those minis lmao
I like Skaven and the T'au lol, that shit is so not happening
I haven't been keeping up w Table top since I stopped spending money at gw
they've been restructuring the model sets correlating to the tabletop point system, many complained you need to buy extra models to fulfil the points which involve buying more sets
I thought you can't play them then?
You're not missing out
New rules force people to buy the newest stuff
I'm not sure how much I'd even play it I just want the minis
Ah that sucks
And the price has gone up
So I can see why people aren't having fun rn
you can't play with them in the official tournaments (if they catch you having recasts, which might not happen given how hard it is to tell the diffrence)
Imagine raising price for plastic
if you're playing with friends then nobody's gonna care
I wonder how they deal w this 🤔 do they confiscate them?
They'll just ask you to take them back
I guess if you paint them.
arrested
I think you just get DQ'd from any future tourneys
nah, thats your property, its just you cant play with them
well yeah most tourneys require your army to be painted to play anyway
there was a famous story of a guy who entered an army parade contest with full recast army of ultramarines
and he won 1st place
juries couldnt tell it was recast
thats not even 3rd party tourneys, that was official GW staff looking at them
you'd have to really examine some recasts hard to tell the difference
To see minute flaws, I guess.
if even that cause you could just claim the flaws are from assembly or something
Especially for higher quality ones.
Haha suck on those eggs gw
imagine if they microchip their plastics
Yeah that sounded better In my head
tabletop dystopia fellas
As if there was utopia
Honestly even recast I bet a lot of those T'au battlesuits are fuckin' expensive
Just on account of how big they are
I buy mini to use for decoration these day
T'au see top 5 most expensive from what I know
That's my understanding yeah
I think just the stealth suits are like 50$ for 3 models and a flying hockey puck
good luck having a passion with them when their mechs and minis are the same price as a full paycheck

I do like some of the others (the Eldar and Mechanicum in particular) but the T'au are definitely the standout for me
They're the least awful in the setting, which is nice
And, like, c'mon
Fish
it hurts me that mech in the background is expensive as hell

Did u know One of their ethereals are worshipped by the drukhari in commo-something
He was captured and made to fight in the arena and was so good at it they started worshipping him
Honestly Rogue Trader is a big part of what's gotten me really interested in the various types of Eldar. I'm not that far in but all the elf stuff has been pretty sick so far
I love the language especially
Drawing from Irish is cool
commorragh, i like the concept of an infinite city
is there a way to use Mortis Trials as kills farm for Poxbreaker?
when you are 400 years old bioengineered supersoldier designed to be ultimate weapon of war but one fishy boy has a nerdy gun
There based on irish lore??!
Their language is
Never knew that
I can't speak to the lore in detail but their lexicon draws quite heavily from Irish
It's pretty cool
Fish people with hooves that speak Japanese
seahorses
Brilliant!
men will see this and just say "wife"
Wasn't there that one Tau
Uhh shadow something
Bold of you to assume it is so limited to men
:3
i just have a wild thought, maybe tau males store babies like seahorses






