general-chat

[brazen pelican]

Oh, just like chicken.

[somber stream]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

Fake meat… would you try it?

[little marten]

Yeah I’ll be honest it’s so much better tinned. That pic actually made me so hungry for some tinned fish haha, my go to is usually mackerel

[somber stream]

Gates own a farm me think

[proper valley]

Of course

[rough galleon]

you rang?

[proper valley]

Why is your name so hard

[ripe tangle]

does fake lab-grown meat taste the same as actual meat?

[lime beacon]

Yeah bro some people be sleeping on the bones in fried chicken

[rough galleon]

we talking about ultramarines again?

[ripe tangle]

what’s it made of?

[lime beacon]

Prisoners of war

[civic patio]

I consume dirt from the ground (I am not an earthworm)

[ripe tangle]

XD

[proper valley]

Do you agree that cheesecake would be an excellent memory foam mattress material

[halcyon glen]

Delicious

[little marten]

Eating chicken bones will inevitably perforate your intestines

[frosty echo]

Imperial tech related to it is good enough it should

[lime beacon]

Yasss, you can reach over and just eat a handful every now and then too

[proper valley]

Why would you eat your bed

[ripe tangle]

it would get so nasty so fucking fast

[brazen pelican]

Hungry? Obviously.

[halcyon glen]

There’s a woman who eats her mattress

[rough galleon]

okay there is an episode of strange addictions that covers this

[rough galleon]

JINX

[brazen pelican]

Brian we're gonna have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants.

[lime beacon]

Just keep the house at refrigerator temperature

[halcyon glen]

E

[proper valley]

Cheesecake looks so fucking comfy to sleep on

[misty trench]

I subscribe to the PB&J method of sleeping where I wedge myself between 2 mattresses

[lime beacon]

Princess and the pea ahh bed

[rough galleon]

what... what is this tomfoolery

[proper valley]

My comforter is ripped from mermaiding too much

[little marten]

People make fun of British food then chow down on their fucking memory foam queen size

[somber stream]

It's not even 4AM American time yet

[fiery wave]

I would, worse case, is like non-salted spam, right?

[lime beacon]

What flavor is the cheesecake bed

[misty trench]

this post was sponsored by sleep number smart beds

[native lily]

yo does anyone else's thumb start twitching when they use faster weapons in this game? its highkey causing me to die lmao

[halcyon glen]

The enemy is fragile

[rough galleon]

as long as it isnt MyPillow ™

[proper valley]

Regular

[brazen pelican]

I did the mistake of picking a grilled cheese for it. Getting cut on the diagonal while sleeping fucking hurt.

[proper valley]

Have you ever used a chillow

[sly crater]

Had a fever dream FatShark added a new class and it was a hawk-human abhuman like Guardian from Nightreign and had the personality of Harvey Birdman

Might genuinely be losing my mind I'm ngl

[rough galleon]

I am never chill

[proper valley]

A chillow is a pillow you put in the fridge or freezer

[little marten]

You can freeze pillows now? Science has gone too far

[somber stream]

You eat spam? That thing is just a can of salt with some meat on the side

[rough galleon]

i use a millet hull pillow because I like pillows that are so heavy you could beat a person to death with them. Knife under the mattress? No. Pillow time.

[brazen pelican]

Ordering like 15 right now.

[ripe tangle]

Space Marines supposedly move super fast right? And they’re super fucking big…

if one moved and you were in a small enclosed space with one, would you as a normal human have your bones broken? Just from him like… moving faster than the speed of sound or whatever

[proper valley]

I usually put spam in a separate folder

[misty trench]

did you at least get the cool grill marks? everything is better with grill marks

[brazen pelican]

No, only the the bed did. :<

[little marten]

I like to sleep with one leg outside of the duvet straddling it like the beautiful wild horse I’ll never get to ride with long flowing hair

[fiery wave]

Is cheap, tastes good fried or baked. Can't complain.

[proper valley]

Have you ever gotten ham hands

[lime beacon]

Do your bones break when a car drives past you while you’re walking down the street

[somber stream]

Mind the Sodium intake

[rough galleon]

@misty trench I'm afraid.

[lime beacon]

Cause if so you need to drink more milk

[ripe tangle]

spam fried in eggs with white rice is a childhood comfort meal for me

[proper valley]

Like when you eat ham but then your hands still smell like ham even after washing

I hate ham hands

[ripe tangle]

if it was close enough to me to hit me or brush up against me, yes.

[lime beacon]

Cut your fingernails you barbarian

[little marten]

Spam and chili powder is what we used to catch carp

[somber stream]

Korean holy grail, for some reason

[proper valley]

I also get orange fingers

[proper valley]

I do wtf

[ripe tangle]

YESSSSSS

[fiery wave]

What? My meal budget on days is like, too little.

[proper valley]

Oh I. Love bulging beef

Bulgogi

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes forget Licht, that you know I was raised by a Korean lmao

[lime beacon]

Unless you’re washing your hands with soap made out of pig grease it’s just stuck under your fingernails

[proper valley]

Beef

[lime beacon]

Ayo

[little marten]

American wtf is hamburger helper?

[misty trench]

the MyPillow sponsorship adread would be like

"I am being held at gunpoint and being forced to do these ads"

[rough galleon]

I have too many responses that will get me banned.

[somber stream]

You're literally the only half Asian i know in this server

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[proper valley]

Hamburger helper is amazing

[little marten]

What is it

[ripe tangle]

Cheap ready-to-eat meal that consists of pasta and beef

[proper valley]

You use hamburger to help you

[lime beacon]

Pasta and sauce mix. You cook meat and then pour in the pasta, mix, and water and boil until it thickens

[rough galleon]

its when you take perfectly good meat and fucking ruin it.

[ripe tangle]

think mac-and-cheese you add meat to and it’s better

[lime beacon]

You can add veggies and whatever else you want

[ripe tangle]

it’s like, American poverty food

[little marten]

So like spaghetti bolognaise ?

[proper valley]

Mac and cheese is better when ketchup is added

[rough galleon]

no like the canned dog food with peas, but add noodles that are overcooked

[little marten]

Oh..

[lime beacon]

I won’t knock it till I try it

But it sounds bad

[proper valley]

@rough galleon what do you think of eating cold pasta sauce out of the jar with a spoon

[brazen pelican]

Nothing gets improved by ketchup more than chocolate cupcakes.

[stable fox]

[rough galleon]

but why

[proper valley]

What

[civic patio]

Does it count doing it out of an MRE bag

[stable fox]

[proper valley]

Cuz its good

[proper valley]

Sure!

[rough galleon]

its also good warm and on pasta

[lime beacon]

MRE is unironically good

[somber stream]

My usual solution to these is rice and various type of vegs and small amount of meat. I tend to avoid processed stuff as much as possible

[proper valley]

Cold leftover pasta is better than warm

[stable fox]

Meal ready to eat

[civic patio]

Unpleasant then

[proper valley]

don't @ me

[stable fox]

Never tried even our Russian analogue

[lime beacon]

I remember when I was little my area was destroyed by a hurricane and soldiers came with MRE’s

[rough galleon]

@proper valley

[little marten]

Hear me out - sweetcorn in tomato pasta sauce if ur doing a quick pasta

[rough galleon]

im a rebel

[misty trench]

mods @ this man

[fiery wave]

If only they served MREs instead of corpse starch...

[proper valley]

NO

[lime beacon]

It made the overall experience positive

[rough galleon]

you are fired

[stable fox]

you're a karking mod

[lime beacon]

I was digging through the pantry for months trying to find more MRE

[stable fox]

[civic patio]

Definitely depends on the MRE but some of them are genuinely pretty good

[proper valley]

Cold leftovers in general are better than heating them up

[lime beacon]

Veggie omelette 😋

[little marten]

Sweet corn and chopped hotdogs 😈

[civic patio]

The chili was always fire 🙏

[rough galleon]

i spend hours meal prepping so we save money from eating out if someone plopped it onto a plate and ate it cold i would cry

[proper valley]

I love sweat corn

Sweat

Sweet

[stable fox]

By the Throne

[lime beacon]

Cloudy tap water 🔥

[somber stream]

I meal prep like 10 rice ball a week for snack and/or lunch

[proper valley]

I only recently discovered real rice

I've been eating boxed minute rice my whole life

[stable fox]

only

[lime beacon]

Nah bro

[civic patio]

I was spoiled with good tap water until I came back home

[brazen pelican]

What the fuck?

[proper valley]

And I like it al dente

Al dente rice is great

[drowsy prawn]

best and easist meal = hotpot, you just dump shit in there and then eat it, afterwards put it into refridge for reuse, 0 dishes

[little marten]

Meal prep scares me like how people that organised

[lime beacon]

Just go to Asian market and buy 50 kilo bag of rice and you good for life

[misty trench]

I remember watching this aussie comedy duo trying out "freating" which was like...getting as much food as you could, for free, without producing it yourself

they'd abuse the shit out of fast food condiment containers n stuff like that

[rough galleon]

thank you for all my profile updates. MVP

[somber stream]

I sleep at 10 and wake up at 4AM

[proper valley]

NO WTF

[proper valley]

I read that as "feeting"

[misty trench]

wait hold up wtf is al dente rice

[rough galleon]

why are you asking!?!?

[west urchin]

that's what im still on]

is it crunchy

[misty trench]

fucking al dente's inferno right there

[little marten]

To prep your meals?

[proper valley]

I make soup then I pour the boxed minute rice in and don't wait for it to cook

[brazen pelican]

Culinary heresy is what it is.

[proper valley]

Crunchy rice that sticks to your teeth is great

I love the mouthfeel

[somber stream]

To slave my life away but yes, also to meal prep

[rough galleon]

yes this will definitely be a nice addition to the profile banner

[somber stream]

And have the running track all for myself

[little marten]

Ohhh rip, sorry to hear that comrade

[proper valley]

[misty trench]

Stan's microbiome must be like a fuckin' daemon world

[fiery wave]

Throw it out after a few goes.

[proper valley]

It's healthy owo

[somber stream]

At least i get to slave from home

[rough galleon]

i have a husband who would burn cereal, and a kid who would burn the house down i meal prep in self defense

[proper valley]

Have you ever had a finger sauce plate as a snack @misty trench

[misty trench]

I prefer my cereal medium rare

finger sauce???

[rough galleon]

im terrified to ask Stan

[little marten]

Why defend when you could attack??

[proper valley]

YEah sometimes I just want sauce or dressing

So I put it on a plate

And use my fingers

As utensils

[somber stream]

pardon?

[proper valley]

As a nice snack

[scarlet bear]

are vet and arbities basically the same (besides arbities being better)

[misty trench]

mother of god

[drowsy prawn]

nah huh, ever heard of the 100 year pot? as long as you use it daily you can keep using it forever

[proper valley]

You just suck it off

[civic patio]

Bro a nurgle cultist 100%

[somber stream]

Americans..

[drowsy prawn]

mine is years old now

[rough galleon]

oh I do, I add so much spice to it. I won't raise a coward.

[proper valley]

I've had many a creamy caesar sink session

[long trench]

mods please stop this madness

[rough galleon]

gonna add this one to the pfp..

[brazen pelican]

Also known as "Forever stew".

[proper valley]

Usually done over the sink in case it drips

Off your fingers

[rough galleon]

this sounds slaneesh

[proper valley]

Sink cheese sessions are great too

[brazen pelican]

Was very common around taverns.

[proper valley]

Just eating shredded cheese over the sink

In case it spills

[rough galleon]

oh my god finally a food thing we can agree on

[lime beacon]

Grandmas thermos of boiled tap water 🔥 🔥 🔥

[proper valley]

[little marten]

Perpetual stew

[civic patio]

Any real ones got the PB and a spoon on standby at all times

[elder hare]

what kind of cheese

[little marten]

Sometimes I take my shirt off to eat so I can have the luxury of two plates and let’s not pretend we dont all do that

[proper valley]

Do you like going to the beach

[rough galleon]

nutella and yes

[rough galleon]

Stan dont ask me these things, I have to sleep tonight!

[lime beacon]

Back to Grandmas thermos of boiled tap water 🔥 🔥 🔥

[low hemlock]

wait let em cook

[lime beacon]

The goat

[low hemlock]

[elder hare]

and a lil dippy cup in the belly button

[misty trench]

so what I do for a snack, stan, is I take some sliced up Turkish bread and dip it into a small bowl of olive oil mixed with balsamic vinegar

[proper valley]

What do you think of putting sand in your hair

[rough galleon]

Hello, Police? Yes I need to report a crime.

[thorny cave]

Cream Fraiche Randy?

[lime beacon]

I put sand into my hamburger helper so I get all my minerals

[somber stream]

This man make me uncomfortable

[proper valley]

Oh that sounds great. I like fisting bread aka crushing bread in my fist to give it a more layered and al dente texture

[lime beacon]

That way my bones aren’t full of holes

[little marten]

Oh god no anything and my bellybutton makes me go limp even thinking about it I’m cringing

[misty trench]

FISTING BREAD

[little marten]

But anywhere around my bellybutton area is good to go

[proper valley]

Sand in your hair is so relaxing

[rough galleon]

I...

[proper valley]

It's like hot pebbles on your scalp

[lime beacon]

Yeah

Or pine cones in your undies

Basic human pleasures

[proper valley]

I fisted bread with dinner tonight

It was great

[rough galleon]

Today's chat sponsored by Tzeench, and Zealot Mains

[fiery wave]

Who let him out of Zealot mains?

[brazen pelican]

[misty trench]

Stan out here using lemon juice for aftershave n shit

[rough galleon]

everclear

[proper valley]

No but I feel like wrapping your hair with saran wrap after putting mayo in it would be cool

Like a nice spa fay

Day

[misty trench]

boy dinner right there

[rough galleon]

STAN IS NO NECK ED CONFIRMED

[proper valley]

Huh

[fiery wave]

I'm surprised he doesn't cook rice in a pot on a stove with all the trauma..

[rough galleon]

AFTER THIS CHAT YOU MAY BE RIGHT

[lime beacon]

90 day fiance reference

Where’s rose

[rough galleon]

stinky

[proper valley]

I burned an entire pot of rice and the pot

[brazen pelican]

If you ever struggle to gain weight, one gram of Uranium-235 contains approximately 20 billion calories.

[proper valley]

NOTE TAKING IS FORBIDDEN

STOP TAKING NOTES

[fiery wave]

HOW THE KARK DID YOU BURN THE POT?!?!?

[rough galleon]

TOO BAD NEENER NEENER NEENER

[proper valley]

IT'S A WASTE OF PAPER AND DESTROYS THE ENVIRONMENT

[rough galleon]

with the stove, duh

[proper valley]

IDK

[misty trench]

the pot came out well done

[elder hare]

was it indica or sativa

[brazen pelican]

Who doesn't want their pot blue rare?

[proper valley]

It was burned so badly I had to throw the pot out, the rice had become permanently fused to it

[fiery wave]

Most stoves don't burn like a furnace.

[misty trench]

I got balanced capsules rn

[proper valley]

Well done steak is the best

[proper valley]

Is this weed

[misty trench]

stan that's actually the worst thing you've said so far

[rough galleon]

you havent met Stan before?

[proper valley]

Oh

[elder hare]

no this is patrick

[proper valley]

Well done steak with ketchup is my go to

[rough galleon]

we are agreeing on two things in one day what is this

[misty trench]

GAH

[proper valley]

Or well done steak with blue cheese dressing

[fiery wave]

BUY A RICE COOKER ALREADY.

[little marten]

This is a different kind of heresy than usual

[elder hare]

i have one its called my wife

[proper valley]

Idk how to use a rice hooker

COOKER

Ffs phone

[rough galleon]

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/joel-haver-gif-20465535

[proper valley]

Boxed minute rice is easy

[rough galleon]

well done steak is the only steak. when they ask how I want it done at the hibachi place I say "burnt beyond all recognition"

[proper valley]

HELL YEAH

[rough galleon]

"I want it so burnt you are ashamed to serve it to me"

[somber stream]

The fact that this heresy is still rampant

[misty trench]

after years of thinking quinoa was overhyped by hipsters, I finally got around to experimenting with it and

bros, quinoa slaps

[viral vapor]

I recently read the rockets of a bolt can get a velocity up to around 2800 fps. I wonder.. if the charge that pushes the bolt out the gun before the rockets ignite is subsonic wouldn’t that be a singularly odd sound? First a boom from the gun going off then the crack from the rockets pushing the bolt into supersonic.

[little marten]

Why do you want to eat charcoal are you a fucking locomotive?

[rough galleon]

Raze that steak in the fires of Mt. Doom.

[brazen pelican]

Next try surströmming.

[proper valley]

'qu39ijra is cool

[rough galleon]

choo choo mfer

[proper valley]

Quimoao

Quinoa

[misty trench]

I actually do wanna try it just so I can say I've done it

[rough galleon]

you are a monster

[fiery wave]

Every Asian just facedesked.

Crimes against rice.

[misty trench]

it can't be any worse than how we feed a teaspoon of vegemite to tourists

[elder hare]

im latin, i face desked too

[brazen pelican]

If you do, do it the proper way. It might actually be edible that way. Maybe.

[somber stream]

Reason why i never ask my freinds how they cook rice

[rough galleon]

hateful

[elder hare]

Theyre all riceists

[fiery wave]

So much...

[misty trench]

"oi try this it's great"

"this is horrible"

"yeah it's great"

[brazen pelican]

Not a single person that eats it regularily eats it straight out of the can on its own.

[rough galleon]

this is how you get spit on you.

[elder hare]

I do, it's a can-do attitude

[brazen pelican]

In this case it is really not.

[little marten]

Is it like rollmops?

[rough galleon]

most people who eat it, will open it OUTSIDE of their home.

[nimble glade]

🗣️ **Next year. **

[little marten]

Pickled herring in like vinegar with onions?

[brazen pelican]

Either that or under running water.

[misty trench]

last I visited Australia I'd legit forgotten what my town was like

spat out all my water because a dude walked past like "Yeah, fuckin' champion, get that hydration up ya"

[brazen pelican]

Or submerged in water.

[rough galleon]

youd have to submerge me in water.

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[fiery wave]

Buy a $20 rice cooker. Add 2 cups of washed rice, put water to lower joint of thumb or more, depends on your cooker. You'll learn it over time. Close and flip the start...

[misty trench]

that's what I sound like when I'm underwater too

[elder hare]

thats my wife you monster, her meat is already accounted for

[brazen pelican]

Reminds me: Mandatory hydration and posture check.

[little marten]

Teaspoon of tumeric to the rice pls guys

[rough galleon]

be careful how you word things or we will se Stans obituary from drinking rice infused with dawn powerwash.

[somber stream]

You're teaching a half asian how to cook rice Karien

[brazen pelican]

It was her idea.

[lime beacon]

I got gamer neck

And I’m thirsty

Do I pass

[viral vapor]

[lime beacon]

[rough galleon]

||saffron threads||

[fiery wave]

I don't care, a 5 year old can cook rice here.

[brazen pelican]

In this economy?!

[rough galleon]

dont tell people you have it, thats why its censored

[little marten]

Some family friends actually bought me a huge bag of saffron for my birthday from their travels

[lime beacon]

We’ve come full circle

[rough galleon]

Alright everyone, to his house

[lime beacon]

I’ll raid a walled city to steal its saffron, turmeric, and paprika

[little marten]

Bold to assume you’ve be able to find it among all the pee cartoons

[brazen pelican]

I need three more for a strike team raiding his home for the precious saffron.

[rough galleon]

I'll be your huckleberry

[little marten]

It’s probably like £75 worth of saffron tbf lmao, I’m sure they only paid like £10 for it in Morocco or where they went

[rough galleon]

what would win 4 crackheads or one bag of saffron in a Trolls house?

[lime beacon]

Morocco?

Its probably 80% sand buddy

[little marten]

I’ve been eating sand all my life

[rough galleon]

That doesnt scare me, I'm pretty sure Bear Grylls is out of work right now.

[brazen pelican]

I've waded through worse.

[rough galleon]

unironically same - I had roomates in college.

[brazen pelican]

Ooof. My condolences.

[somber stream]

Jokes aside i make my own Kimbab and Rice balls with seaweed, very cheap, fast and delish to have

[little marten]

Nah I keep a ‘tidy’ home actually

[rough galleon]

dated a guy once who had a wall right against his stove and it was splattered wth so much old gross food he never wiped that i had to peel it off with a metal spatula and it was like a giant rotten food pancake

[lime beacon]

Someone’s jealous of tactical pee pee reservoir management system

Throw it into the stew for flavor

[misty trench]

currently figuring out how to automatically reroute all my waste to land directly on my shitty neighbour's doorstep

[lime beacon]

Build a slide from your window to his door

[rough galleon]

After we broke up his roomates asked me to move in.

:(

[rough galleon]

tea?

[misty trench]

we have a shared rooftop patio due to how the building is, man is a chain smoker and projects all his second hand smoke into our unit

[rough galleon]

ewww

[lime beacon]

Set up some giant fans to blow the smoke away

[brazen pelican]

Why automatically? You'd take away the enjoyment of buying and operating a trebuchet.

[brazen pelican]

Do what I do, smoke inside.

[misty trench]

I've got a fan but it ain't helping much now that the smoke is starting to seep into the walls of the building

[somber stream]

THE ROOM WILL TURN YELLOW

[brazen pelican]

Ooof.

[lime beacon]

For real though, is it supposed to be a smoke free building

That’s probably the only solution

[little marten]

I smoked inside and my pc turned into the phage tree

[lime beacon]

Because most people would rather sever they eggroll than quit smoking

[misty trench]

yeah, all the common areas (patio included) are supposed to be smoke free, the building management is just fucking useless

[rough galleon]

so what you do is get some Liquid ass - its a product. You can buy it online. Put drops on his door handle.

[somber stream]

Yeah no just take a walk outside for a drag

Touch some grass, inhale nature, all the good bits

[rough galleon]

just dont let any of it get on you

[lime beacon]

Release German roaches into his side

[misty trench]

I mean I wouldn't be bothered if he'd at least just smoke on the balcony because that goes away from the building

[rough galleon]

jesus christ dont do this

[lime beacon]

Friendly fire is a possibility

[rough galleon]

POSSIBILITY!?

[little marten]

Is there an authority you can speak to because surely that’s constituting property damage?

[rough galleon]

"just give him bedbugs"

[brazen pelican]

Launch management in your shiny new trebuchet.

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Simple much. Fills.

[lime beacon]

To quote Chiang hai shek, “The roaches are a sickness of the skin, the smoking is a sickness of the heart”

[rough galleon]

they have something called smokey brown roaches in the state I live in.. like roaches as big as your entire thumb, and they fly - and live 2 years

[wintry fog]

This used to happen to me. Couldn't run a fan or AC without some asshole's smoke being funneled in

[rough galleon]

its like cicadas on speed

so roach talk triggers me - you have one of those small birds fly at you and your life is over.

[little marten]

Just run away

[rough galleon]

run??? outrun a flying roach thats 3" long?? (8ish cm)

[little marten]

I could do it so why can’t you

[rough galleon]

I'm going to hire someone to mail you one.

video it

[brazen pelican]

I can probably find one at the numerous terraria conventions.

[rough galleon]

i think peopple keep these as pets

[brazen pelican]

They very likely do.

[rough galleon]

i dont know who but im sure someone does

[little marten]

Imagine like I dunno a couple years later and you’re walking down the street and you see this really cute couple and it’s me and the roach and we like smile at you but we don’t stop because we know you acted first out of malice, and you get sad because you’re like “wow they seem really good together I wish I was part of that”

[rough galleon]

better than a xeno army main

[lime beacon]

Okay joke over, I honestly can’t think of anything that won’t just escalate the situation

I imagine asking them to stop has already happened

With little result

[fiery wave]

I miss my grandma, she would totally just pick up the damn thing and huck it live down the bin...

[lime beacon]

“She was just jealous of the roach”

Like what the

[little marten]

Dream big

[fiery wave]

While everyone else is on the table.

[rough galleon]

i hope grandma lifts

[zenith bobcat]

Anyone else getting booted to character screen when you're at the start of Relay Station TRS-150, right as the elevator stops, it doens't open then it just crashes.

happened twice in a row.

[rough galleon]

i think this is known

[zenith bobcat]

I imagined so.

[lime beacon]

One time I picked a giant tick off of my dog and threw it into my room trash can without crushing it. I was about to sleep later, and in the total darkness I heard the plastic bag lining my trash can crinkle

[rough galleon]

#🚨service-updates message

[little marten]

We’ve actually recently purchased a shovel in case anyone was wondering. Going to be doing some digging in the front garden.

[fiery wave]

She's gone...

[lime beacon]

Are you digging to china

[rough galleon]

okay thats enough internet for me today, ticks are my hard stop

[rough galleon]

aw im sorry.. 🫂

[little marten]

I’d be so lucky I think the area I live in if I get more than a metre there’ll be a mass grave of crackheads

[final plover]

i think the specific crash was fixed-ish and was also more of an abort bug rather than crash

[rough galleon]

you live on Cadia?

[fiery wave]

But yeah, it was things she did while we hissed ontop of tables and sofa tops.

[lime beacon]

Look for gold teeth

A man must find the good in any situation

[misty trench]

the worst, I am very much looking forward to finding a new place

[brazen pelican]

:<

[little marten]

Good idea actually

[misty trench]

modern problems call for medieval solutions

[lime beacon]

Pay the homeless to harass management

Do it through a proxy system while in disguise

And only use cash

[rough galleon]

the homeless around me would do it for a joint and some mcdonalds.

[somber stream]

Plot for Metal gear solid VI:

[lime beacon]

No self respecting policeman is willing to sift through multiple cells of homeless people who are just mildly inconveniencing a landlord

[rough galleon]

depends on where you live x.x

[stoic dune]

vigilantee justice it is

[little marten]

That is exactly the kind of job our underfunded questionably enforced police service would do

[lime beacon]

Damn

[brazen pelican]

And they'd do it happily.

[lime beacon]

You guys live in areas too nice for my schemes

[somber stream]

British Police, yes. 1000%

It's not even niceness..

[lime beacon]

Move to Shanghai

[rough galleon]

That is exactly the kind of job our overfunded questionably enforced police service military would do, too.

[little marten]

Appreciate you jumping on my comments! But next time can you reference me as the original source with Harvard style footnoting thanks!

[rough galleon]

no, im stealing your material outright.

[wintry fog]

Our militarized state enforcers and secret police

Altho I can't say our because I'm not american

[rough galleon]

hello fellow chatters.

[brazen pelican]

To be fair, mocking the American administration is the favorite pastime of... Well, everyone else.

[dense glacier]

are servers back to normal?

[somber stream]

There is no end to it

[brazen pelican]

Especially the current administration.

[rough galleon]

i live here and its whats keeping me sane. But I digress - politics are more depressing than the state of the sewers in game.

[lime beacon]

I love the government

Hello feds

[little marten]

Seeing my name in the typing thing at the bottom has made me realise how obnoxious it is hahaha

[wintry fog]

Not to get political but I didn't even really mean it in a mocking way, that's the reality.
I fear for people who live in the US.

[fervent anvil]

I feel like malice is way harder then heresy purely because I always end up with a team of people barely even level 15

[brazen pelican]

Strong "for legal reasons these are jokes"-vibes, here.

[rough galleon]

we fear for us too

Its all good tho I'm gonna take my family and move in with Nurgle Gamer. He has saffron.

[brazen pelican]

I totally get that, 100%.

[fervent anvil]

I just had the most stressful mortis trial ever. I had to clutch with my vets war cry so many times

[somber stream]

Great oppotunity for gitting gud

[rough galleon]

wait where did he go.. why did he leave???

[lime beacon]

We will be okay

[elder stone]

I’m moving out of America with the current shit lol

[little marten]

Only because Diana seems cool

[fervent anvil]

Where do you even plan to go?

[brazen pelican]

I sincerely hope so. ❤️

[elder stone]

Back to my apartment in Ukraine

[wintry fog]

Our LGBT comrades are welcome in Canada

[lime beacon]

Yeah, I’m moving back to my Shanghai slum tenement house

With no windows

[fervent anvil]

Comrades huh

[rough galleon]

Yeah I'm planning on moving out of country as soon as possible too, all seriousness. So many of my friends are already leaving or planning to.

[brazen pelican]

Damn, I really do not want to be insensitive but if Ukraine feels safer than the US...

[little marten]

USA going through a bit of a Gemini stage but I’ve consulted my healing crystals and if you guys just hug each other a tiny bit more each day I’m sure we can get through this

[elder stone]

There’s like 24 patriot systems outside the city I have family in

[rough galleon]

not the gemini stage

[fervent anvil]

I feel your all overreacting a bit

[lime beacon]

I’m not taking advice from a man who’s chakras are probably ruined from all the pee pee hugs

[fervent anvil]

Like a active war zone isnt safer then the us

[little marten]

You know they changed the star signs so I’m now a Gemini..

[lime beacon]

You’re

[brazen pelican]

I've been playing a ton of Broken Arrow recently. Patriot my beloved.

[elder stone]

You say that like the entire country is a warzone

[rough galleon]

i think it depends on what you look like tbh

[fervent anvil]

And america isnt that bad its still like one of the if not the safest nation with the highest quality of life

[elder stone]

Blatantly wrong

[rough galleon]

what??

[elder hare]

everyone knows the chakra is stored in the balls, right next to the pee

[fervent anvil]

Not really no I know lots of American friends of all spades doing fine

[somber stream]

Bruh.

[little marten]

Yeah I think a couple years back it changed by a couple weeks

[lime beacon]

Only some of them

[rough galleon]

homie I live in america what are you talking about?

[elder stone]

I rather be drafted than live with the issues here

[stable fox]

THERE'S TWO NURGLE GAMERS NOW?

[fair bridge]

it sucks up in this bitch what do you MEAN

[rough galleon]

am I a cancer? it explains so much

[lime beacon]

Mitosis

[stable fox]

CALL INQUISITION NOW

[halcyon glen]

I’m going to nap soon

[lime beacon]

Soon there will be 4

[little marten]

That was meeeee!!!! I used to be the mighty crab!!! Don’t take this from me

[halcyon glen]

What’s the best posture to nap

[fervent anvil]

Alr why tho? From what I can tell from my American friends daily life is basicallt unchanged in most places

[halcyon glen]

Big spoon

[fervent anvil]

You can still get on fine

[fair bridge]

mandated edict: forced feminization

[fervent anvil]

Theres no active wars

On us soil

[wintry fog]

Anecdotal evidence doesn't really override the whole 'camps for latinos' thing and widespread repression.

[rough galleon]

sir you are wrong

[balmy rose]

Bro forgot about the War on Walgreens

[fervent anvil]

Yeah but why

[elder hare]

the ol alpine supine

[fervent anvil]

Just saying im wrong

Isn't a answer

[rough galleon]

what do you call an active military shooting at people. i mean...?

okay then.

[fervent anvil]

When did this happen?

[little marten]

I’m not sure that was meant for me?

[rough galleon]

LA last month

[halcyon glen]

What’s the best position to nap

[rough galleon]

Oh wait you dont live here...

[wintry fog]

Fuck I always do that, sry

[fervent anvil]

The military shot at people in LA?

[fair bridge]

if this were some other server i would happily discuss these things, however this is a fun darktide server :) so i will not :)

[fervent anvil]

I heard about riots

And rubber bullets

Due to people burning their own city down

[rough galleon]

you mean peaceful protests and faked AI videos?

[fervent anvil]

But that's not the same as a armed invasion force of a foreign nation

[halcyon glen]

Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

[fervent anvil]

So every single violent protest is ai then

[little marten]

Boris moment

[rough galleon]

what violent protests?

[fair bridge]

i know u are but what am i

[lime beacon]

We gotta get off politics no cap

[fervent anvil]

Well your clearly to propagandized and delusional to even discuss with

[lime beacon]

You’re

Stop the politics fr fr

[somber stream]

Move on people

[rough galleon]

I live here you do not, NEXT.

[balmy rose]

Stop the politics, start the hugging and kissing

[wintry fog]

Beating and maiming people for protesting is still really bad.
It's almost as bad as it was during BLM.

[lime beacon]

Let’s just go back to talking about pee pee and hamburger helper

[fervent anvil]

Yeah i live in canada its worse

[halcyon glen]

Delicious

[elder stone]

No yeah im probably gonna move back cause i just don’t like the US in general

[little marten]

Humans living in tribes without ever learning the definition of tribalism

[rough galleon]

those two things are nearly the same

[lime beacon]

We all love the government here!

I will not stand this hh slander

[fair bridge]

hh... what did he mean by this .......

[fervent anvil]

I do not like the goverment actually

[lime beacon]

It is a good meal if you just add extra stuff besides bargain bin beef

[fervent anvil]

Take that

[rough galleon]

hamburger helper?

[fair bridge]

ya that must be it!!!!

[lime beacon]

Just throw in tomatoes, spinach, whatever you got

[simple drum]

Yall ever had beef tongue tacos

[lime beacon]

There’s only pasta in the box yall

[rough galleon]

well we have been talking about hamburger helper...

[lime beacon]

If your hh is bad that’s on you

[elder hare]

Tripa tacos is where its at

[simple drum]

Please

[round mica]

i love french kissing the cows

[fair bridge]

ive been playing this corru observer game for the past 8 hours straight basically

its bad ass

[lime beacon]

Yes cow tongue is goated

[halcyon glen]

I am with name

[simple drum]

Havent tried them yet is that a company

[fair bridge]

i wish it was on steam because i 100% would have paid for it

[simple drum]

Outrageous

[little marten]

You know the only way for an effective government to work is if they are audited weekly and any failures are punished with death

[lime beacon]

Okay Kim

Anyway

[halcyon glen]

Taco Tuesday

[fervent anvil]

Administratum type shit

[little marten]

Because if you replace a bad government with a perceived good government, the same heroes will just become villains

[lime beacon]

[rustic lotus]

so, eh, other than ogryn rework + new class, has their been a lot of changes? like... "need to delete all my builds and start over" kind of balance changes or anything of a similar magnitude? haven't really played since, well, ogryn rework i guess

[lime beacon]

No

They haven’t tweaked vet and zealot yet

[little marten]

We are multiplying

[simple drum]

I think we should reduce the amount of time people sit on those political seats

[wintry fog]

somewhere 1/4 of of my quickplay games always end up being the orthus offensive, and there's always players under level 30 with no titles.
and they're always dying because they're trying to brute force penances before gitting gud

[halcyon glen]

What are you in terror of?

[wintry fog]

[simple drum]

Thats the problem is that new and fresh faces rarely get a chance to do anything wake up sheep

We are being monopolized

[rustic lotus]

alright cool, thanks

[lime beacon]

[halcyon glen]

Each pays a different piper, a daft pauper

[lime beacon]

Fortune cookie ahh post

[simple drum]

Im gonna fortune your cookie

How about that

[lime beacon]

She fortune my cookie till I eat the Chinese food

[ripe tangle]

how much nutrition is in Corpse Starch anyway?

[brazen pelican]

Not on Orthus Offensive. It is currently only accessible n the campaign, unless mods are used.

[ripe tangle]

and the imperium literally couldn’t find a better name?

[brazen pelican]

And it's an early mission, so no worries people are under 30.

[little marten]

If we all spoke in riddles would the truth be confusing?

[simple drum]

Minimal. Enough to make deer poop pellets

[somber stream]

I really hate how even the maps are rotated

[simple drum]

Gotta think about who the guy was before he was corpse starch

[slate summit]

Enough to stave the hunger slightly I assume

[simple drum]

He was just a bag of bones

[wintry fog]

I've been encountering it in heresy and damnation

[halcyon glen]

I guess I feel like a machine that cannot be cranked anymore

[lime beacon]

Sometimes you get a corpse starch brick that was made out of a well fed heretic

That’s a good day

[ripe tangle]

how much Corpse Starch can the average Ogryn eat? and how much does the average Ogryn actually need?

[simple drum]

I dont even think thats a question that can be answered

The guys huge

[brazen pelican]

Weird, might be people with the mod, then.

[lime beacon]

I feel like the average ogryn could eat an entire American thanksgiving day spread

[wintry fog]

It's likely fortified and the starch itself is mainly protein

[simple drum]

He burns so much food fuel a second i dont see him getting full ever

[little marten]

There’s probably more nutritional value in making human blood sausages than bothering to grind them up completely? Or actually I guess the marrow is a big deal

[lime beacon]

Mmmm

Blood sausage

[simple drum]

Human blood sausages are crazy work

[lime beacon]

Blood sausage was the best healing item in new Vegas

[tired steeple]

Made levelling survival really good

[little marten]

Love a bit of blood sausage, not keen on it being human tho

[simple drum]

I think its about how long corpse starch can last

[lime beacon]

Come on

[simple drum]

How long do you think a blood sausages can last on a toxic planet somewhere

[lime beacon]

The blood sausage you eat is probably made out of like 0.4% farmers finger

[fair bridge]

the farmers name is finger

[lime beacon]

It’s just a play on the numbers and you’re there

[tired steeple]

Kid named finger

[halcyon glen]

I remember a dame called Ivy

[brazen pelican]

Is there a brand where you can pay for extra farmer's finger?

[little marten]

If anything that’s only made eating blood sausage a bit more engaging

[lime beacon]

Okay David Bowie

Good reference

[somber stream]

Why are we talking cannibalism again?

[brazen pelican]

Corpse starch.

[wintry fog]

I'm sure there's some darkweb site where you can buy lab grown human meat

[somber stream]

Oh right

[lime beacon]

I suppose you could research which brand of blood sausage has the most lax safety standards

That brand is most likely to have the highest percentage of workers finger in it

[halcyon glen]

Who will rid me of this shaking head

[brazen pelican]

True, but that might also affect the standards of hygeine. :<

[somber stream]

Fun fact: I did the math, and turns out Loosh is worth 250 cans of corpse starch in weight

Granted they grind the bones as well

[brazen pelican]

I was there. :3

[lime beacon]

Small price to pay for a larger percentage of farmer Ted in your blood sausage

[somber stream]

My memory fail me sometime

[wintry fog]

That seems like a lot, gonna have to see the total volume of a person after all the water is extracted.

[brazen pelican]

That's okay, Dad. ❤️

[halcyon glen]

The enemy is fragile

[lime beacon]

Are these like sardine sized tins, or full ham tins

[little marten]

If u gonna corpse starch me keep the water in me first I wanna hydrate my consumers ❤️

[somber stream]

Normally when people make canned meat, it's not just the meat that was added, there are other stuff as well

[lime beacon]

Yeah

[tired steeple]

Boy I sure do hope I don’t eat a latent psyker

[lime beacon]

The sweetbread

[tired steeple]

Why are my intestines glowing.

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like you have a lot of experience jamming people into cans.

[lime beacon]

Your butthole is about to become a warp portal

[somber stream]

We have a sausage making culture here

[wintry fog]

With the amount the emperor feeds on like a creepy desiccated vampire, it would be a waste to not recycle the bodies.

[somber stream]

So, perhaps.

[tired steeple]

I haven’t had sausage in a while

[brazen pelican]

Delicious German sausages. I kinda wanna go to Oktoberfest only because of all the different sausages they sell.

[tired steeple]

Should buy some

[halcyon glen]

I don’t play darktide by the way

[somber stream]

You really should! One of the few time i actually drink

[lime beacon]

Do you think the Germans have an average lower percentage of workers finger in their sausages

[brazen pelican]

I mean, I don't drink beer, so more money for sosig!

[lime beacon]

The Germans seem like they’d love their version of osha

[somber stream]

You won't left disappoint, that much i can promise you

[brazen pelican]

Yes, as we know from stereotype Germans are very efficient, and losing fingers is very inefficient.

[brazen pelican]

Yay! :3

[simple drum]

Thats insane blood sausages just use blood

[little marten]

If u can get some German sausage u should par-boil them in beer and onions for 15 mins then only grill them for colour

[lime beacon]

What is the first German sausage to try

[simple drum]

I thought it had meat in it

[brazen pelican]

Blood, starch and seasonings.

[simple drum]

Yall just grilling , boiling and deepfrying blood

[little marten]

Black pudding we call it here

[simple drum]

Seasoned blood

Yall some vampires

[brazen pelican]

It's delicious.

[elder stone]

Im gonna visit chornobyl

[lime beacon]

If an American can deep fry a stick of butter, some blood isn’t too bad

[halcyon glen]

I only shop at Waitrose by the way

[simple drum]

I bet i havent tried it though sad to say

[somber stream]

Bratwurst is the safest option. If you're feeling spicy, blutwurst

[simple drum]

Domt forget ice cream

[little marten]

Currywurst is good too

[tired steeple]

Yeah I’d genuinely rather eat human than deep fried butter

[elder stone]

Give me a list of spicy sausages

[somber stream]

For that true raw experience, go for Mett

Basically RAW pork

[lime beacon]

Spicewurst

[simple drum]

Do i get to pick the butter brand

[lime beacon]

No

[simple drum]

Eating humans is sooo bad

[little marten]

Only if you eat the brain

[simple drum]

Ill take my damn chances

[lime beacon]

Also it costs 15 dollars

[brazen pelican]

Always wanted to try Mett.

[lime beacon]

Meth???

Hell yeah

[simple drum]

Stay away from raw food

They have maggot cheese now

[somber stream]

Any could be spicy, depends on what you put in it. But the most famous would be the Thüringer Rostbratwurst

[simple drum]

Stay away from dead food also

[lime beacon]

Italians been eating maggot cheese for centuries

[simple drum]

Yea are they eating the maggots WITH the cheese

[elder stone]

Ill eat it

no reaction

[lime beacon]

Something tells me the Germans don’t eat a lot of truly spicy food

[halcyon glen]

The selections are generous, the notations are scrupulously thorough

[somber stream]

Only eat those in EU

Please.

[lime beacon]

If I cram half a raw pig into some casing is that close to Mett

[halcyon glen]

I won’t eat me

[simple drum]

Live octopus and squid consumption ?

[somber stream]

Perhaps

[simple drum]

I seen a lady dip a baby cephalopod into a cup of hot sauce

Then bite its head off

[halcyon glen]

She can’t eat me

[brazen pelican]

I wouldn't even trust it in Sweden.

[lime beacon]

I will try a lot of things but I can’t eat food that is still alive

[simple drum]

Literally drowned it in the hotsauce shit then ate it

[brazen pelican]

Germany or bust.

[lime beacon]

My girlfriend tried to get me to eat live silk worms and I just couldn’t wrap my head around it

[somber stream]

Ek

[simple drum]

Wtf

[elder stone]

yo girl is a lil freaky bro

[somber stream]

Asian?

Sounds asian

Not even being racist here

[lime beacon]

Yes Vietnamese

[halcyon glen]

My girl left me

[simple drum]

Nah thats crazy but not unheard of

[halcyon glen]

For money

[simple drum]

In middle school kn of my friends brought deepfried crickets from aussie to lunch

[halcyon glen]

You’d die for diamonds, but won’t live for love

[simple drum]

I still regret not trying one

[halcyon glen]

What I said before the inevitable

[somber stream]

Deepfried crickets are very much dead

[halcyon glen]

Life needn’t step on baby fingers

[simple drum]

[somber stream]

I tried those in Thailand, crispy and buttery

But me no like the legs

[halcyon glen]

I am Ramona A. Stone

No teeth

[simple drum]

That gave me a good laugh like he was gonna jump out of the hot oiled skin and batter they cooked him in

[somber stream]

No shit Diana

[simple drum]

“Hey muthercluckas im alivee”

[slate summit]

It good food

[simple drum]

The legs remind you of a roach?

[somber stream]

YES

[simple drum]

Shit if we were in an apocalypse

[halcyon glen]

Ramona was full of teeth

[slate summit]

Reading these comments reminds me of telling people of when I ate ant eggs

[simple drum]

We would be eating silk worms for breakfast with our milk mead

And stone bread

[slate summit]

Is stone bread, hard tack?

[somber stream]

Yesn't

Hard tack are made to survive wars

[simple drum]

Jesus

Idk which is worse

[halcyon glen]

Beauty is a stone

[somber stream]

And stuck in your ass if consumed in large quantity

[simple drum]

The bread that needs water to eat with it

Or hard tacks

[somber stream]

High grade MREs have very good tacks, mind

Buttery, savoury

[simple drum]

the middle aged popeyes biscuit

[brazen pelican]

And long journeys, both at sea and land.

[wintry fog]

Squid tastes awesome
Dunno about octo because they're cool and probably shouldn't be eaten

[slate summit]

Hey pop eyes is the hsit

[lime beacon]

If it’s physically trying to escape me while I am trying to eat it it’s too much

[slate summit]

Both are great

[slate summit]

Nuh uh that's how you know its fresh

[simple drum]

Mehhh the octopus legs are are good but they dont have flavour nk matter how much they get seasoned

[lime beacon]

Good hard tack can survive a 1v50 against weevils

[simple drum]

They taste good grilled but yea probably shouldnt be eating them

They are smart as shit

[somber stream]

Squids are alien

Hence, good to consume

[brazen pelican]

Just eat it in the dark.

[lime beacon]

If you can eat a live squid you have my utter respect and revulsion

[somber stream]

I wouldn't go that far..

Sashimi though

[lime beacon]

I watched a squid suction off a piece of a Korean lady’s face while she tried to eat it whole and alive

[wintry fog]

It's very chewy when cooked, I can't imagine eating it raw

[brazen pelican]

Sashimi is great, I just think sushi looks too cute to not prefer that. :3

[somber stream]

Love me some salmon sashimi every now and then

[slate summit]

Or tuna

[lime beacon]

Salmon and yellowtail are my favorites

[slate summit]

I love tuna

[somber stream]

Tuna are great too

But Salmon is buttery

If you eat at the right place

[simple drum]

Yes the other day i had gotta a shrimp tempura roll , so takoyaki , and some beef ramen

That was my first tempura roll ever and the takoyaki almost blew my damn socks off

[gilded socket]

Gerbert

[simple drum]

And they put fish flakes in top of them

[slate summit]

Takoyaki is very simple and great snack

[brazen pelican]

Can depend on if it is wild or farmed, that alone does a ton.

[simple drum]

Addicting

ADDICTING

[slate summit]

Also I love how cheap ramen is 1150 yen for a bowl with extra noodles

[brazen pelican]

Bonito?

[simple drum]

Now yall are gonna bring me my takoyaki

[somber stream]

If they source from Norwegians, will always be top tier

[simple drum]

Or im gonna kill you

[brazen pelican]

Norwegian salmon is amazing.

[simple drum]

Yes those salty thinnn texture flakes are everything

I felt like my goldfish

Yall ever tried your fishes fish food

Mannnn good stuff

[brazen pelican]

And you lost me.

[simple drum]

💀💀💀 i was a kid

But yes thats what it taste like fish food

Damn you guys never tried fish flakes before

Lame

[somber stream]

You mean the things they sprinkle on top of the Takoyaki?

Good stuff

[nocturne bloom]

I ain't even in the mood to be me

Today was dookie

[elder stone]

Me too man

me too

[somber stream]

What's wrong pookie

[simple drum]

Yes it was my first time trying it definitely a different taste

[slate summit]

Tell daddy what happened

[nocturne bloom]

Need to go to the doctor for my hand and ask if what i have in my back is a herniated disc

[slate summit]

Ouch

[nocturne bloom]

3 years now ive had bad flare ups after an accident and it makes it really painful to sit

[vapid stratus]

best blessings for the relic blade?

[slate summit]

What a change of pace

My back broke to how can I make weapon good?

[nocturne bloom]

Worst part is I have my job interview today and I gotta sit through it

[simple drum]

Do you have memoryfoam?

[vapid stratus]

i don't even know what's going on lmao i just want my relic blade to be good

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[fair bridge]

check #zealot-class

[vapid stratus]

alr

[fair bridge]

pins

[simple drum]

I was in a hit and run car accident a few years back

Sciatica nerve pain from my lower back to my leg and knee

[elder stone]

Power through you got this Lamia

I got heart failure Im dying before 30

[simple drum]

Try getting some memory foam things, like stuff that support your back, memory foam mattress toppers for your bed , or a complete memory foam mattress

To reduce that stress on your body

[nocturne bloom]

It gets bad enough that I audibly feel pain, my whole lower right side of my back and upper right thigh feels like it's getting stabbed with needles

Only relief is standing up

[simple drum]

Yes sometimes im reduced to a limp, or simply cannot sit a certain way or do certsin things, sometimes it gets so bad i cant even move my should cuz the pains shoots through my body

[nocturne bloom]

I feel like I waited too long for any surgery too

[simple drum]

But since i got my memoryfoam mattress toppers im telling you the only time my body has been hurting has been at work, or sitting in my small ass car seat in my car

[slate summit]

Take a muscle relaxer and some motrin or somethin

For your interview

[simple drum]

Or the work truck etc but when im home my body is relaxed definitely try looking into that. If you dont have any it can actually help

[halcyon glen]

How does parry work

[simple drum]

I used to spend days in pains man

[slate summit]

Uhh you uhh parry right as an enemy hits than you counter

[halcyon glen]

What talent should I roll on my force sword, swift slaying or opportunist?

[nocturne bloom]

I fell off a roof and landed on the bed of a 70s flatbed Ford, i couldnt walk for over a week

[halcyon glen]

Does it take stamina away?

[slate summit]

You ask a lot of questions

[slate summit]

Actually I'm not sure

[halcyon glen]

Ok thanks

[slate summit]

I like having deflect, I dont know what those others do

[elder stone]

Condolences, hope you get better in anyway you can

[halcyon glen]

What does deflect do

If you don’t mind me asking

[slate summit]

Blocks ranged attacks

[halcyon glen]

Oh damnnnn

[nocturne bloom]

I really feel like ive waited too long to get help

[halcyon glen]

I’ll use that, I hate archers

[nocturne bloom]

Back then nobody would take me

[brazen pelican]

No, if anything you can get help and stop it from getting worse.

[slate summit]

Ahh yes the bane of all medicine finding medicine

[nimble glade]

**🗣️ No problem, fren.

I'm always glad to help out a fellow Lexmate. **

[simple drum]

Now is not the time

[nocturne bloom]

I already pay over 5k in prescriptions every like 60 days

Im toast

[elder stone]

We can die together

[simple drum]

Damn man

Take the wheel

[nocturne bloom]

One of them is $3300 for a 90 day supply

[halcyon glen]

We’ll end together, you and I

[tired steeple]

anyone know where I get these stacks of "inexorable judgement" or whatever

[simple drum]

You seriously need some memoryfoam

Im telling you they arent giving you the right stuff

[brazen pelican]

theoden-death-scream.gif

[elder stone]

lol

[slate summit]

I recommend seeking pain management counseling

[nocturne bloom]

That is for organ failure i had on new years day of 2011

[tired steeple]

can't seem to find the talent for this

[halcyon glen]

Deflect is the way to go

[simple drum]

Boss

I dont feel so good

[brazen pelican]

Think it says on the main keystone, iirc.

[elder stone]

lol but yeah I am lowkey rotting

[simple drum]

[tired steeple]

oh there it is

[elder stone]

Cant afford heart repair

[simple drum]

One of usssis an imposter

[brazen pelican]

I prohibit you from dying. :<

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been rotting

[elder stone]

I get mini heart attacks every couple months

[fiery wave]

Just keep moving.

[tired inlet]

he's fallen into the Cult of Adminition; I just heard him admit it.

[halcyon glen]

Do you have a assistance dog

[elder stone]

hell no I aint no cultist

[elder stone]

no

[tired inlet]

you're rotting

that's evidence

[halcyon glen]

Do you want one

[nocturne bloom]

We can be organ failure bros 🤝

[elder stone]

I have pets already

[brazen pelican]

So is the Emperor.

[halcyon glen]

E

[lime beacon]

My life is like a video game

[halcyon glen]

We’ll be small together

[elder stone]

for the next 5-10 years until I drop lol

[slate summit]

Inexorable Judgement
Moving grants you Momentum (Stacks 15 times).

When you Hit an Enemy, spend all Momentum, gaining +1% Melee Attack Speed, +1% Ranged Attack Speed, and +1% Damage per Stack. Lasts 6s.

[nocturne bloom]

Homie im lucky if I got 5

[slate summit]

We all just dying

[halcyon glen]

E

[tired steeple]

yeah I found it thanks though

[elder stone]

We all dying young

[slate summit]

I ain't

[elder stone]

Good for you

[halcyon glen]

Don’t lost faith

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

[brazen pelican]

WhoWantsToLiveForever.mp3

[lime beacon]

I may also

My heart is not so good anymore

We will be okay

[elder stone]

We can upload our brains into the mainframe

[somber stream]

What is this death talk

[elder stone]

Im dying

[lime beacon]

It is healthy to be at terms with one’s mortality

[ripe tangle]

would you guys like a random fact?

[nocturne bloom]

Only dying people will understand

[elder stone]

Yes

[somber stream]

We all are

[ripe tangle]

one that isn’t about death or anything

[slate summit]

Hi dying I'm dad

[zenith bobcat]

I wish for 2.4 random facts.

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[ripe tangle]

okay, who’s American?

[elder stone]

Heart disorder will kill me

[ripe tangle]

it’s kind of America-centric

[lime beacon]

Me

[elder stone]

I mean I live here

[ripe tangle]

or who has been to the USA

that also applies

[slate summit]

Ok

[lime beacon]

Is it about hamburger helper

[brazen pelican]

About 340 million people, I reckon.

[nocturne bloom]

[steady flare]

what was the mod that let you put havoc modifiers on in the psykhanium called again

[elder stone]

no shit sherlock

cuntlock

[ripe tangle]

You ever wonder why Grape flavors are purple and don’t really taste like grape?

[somber stream]

Healthy life style + food will prolong your life. Also sleep in time

[ripe tangle]

it’s because they’re not grape-flavored…