general-chat

[final herald]

...huh

[fiery wave]

I got exempted from PE after they made me do 2.4km.

[final herald]

Why did they make you do 2.4km

[fiery wave]

I literally collapsed mid way.

You are forced.

That was in school.

[final herald]

Man wth

[somber stream]

I wouldn't say it's a bad thing to do

[fiery wave]

Is just a thing EVERYONE has to do.

[somber stream]

But if a student have medical issue like that, best leave out

[final herald]

I never had to do shit like that

We had like an endurance test

Fitness gram pacer test

But nothing like "run 2.4 km lol"

[fiery wave]

Is endurance run around the school rounds.

[somber stream]

Asian schools are built differently

West are quite lenient on the PE department

[gaunt wind]

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

[fiery wave]

Those are short bust ones.

Gotta go fast.

Also recorded ontop of said long run.

[somber stream]

I share your problem, but with nicotine instead

1 drag help me focus for 30 min, then eepy the next

[fiery wave]

I don't even get the focus. XD

I drift.

[somber stream]

She drifts.

[fiery wave]

Caffeine is supposed to help focus.

[fiery wave]

Drifts in and out... you know, starting to micronap?

[somber stream]

I can relate

Heavy rock can't even keep me awake

Hence i have to sleep at 10PM

But yeah, staying up late like this isn't recommended at all, best to find a solution

[fiery wave]

I blast metal and still zzzzzzzzzz.

[fiery wave]

This isn't late... This is next day afternoon. XD

[gaunt wind]

I work overnight and my sleep is fucked

[elder stone]

My sleep is being fucked constantly

[somber stream]

You share quite the trait

Want a lullaby?

[gaunt wind]

Need an ogryn lady to rock me to sleep

[somber stream]

I'm sure there's a youtube video for that somewhere

[elder stone]

Y-you would sing f-for me? HMPH. Fine...But only because I already wanted one! Dont take this in any other way.....

Tsundere era

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

sorry, was messing with something. i used over 2m dockets to get a 0 dam las with no luck, best was 10%

[lime beacon]

[somber stream]

Getting a 0% is harder than a 17% toughness

Also 10% is fine

I ran a test earlier, it was ball-crushingly...fun

[elder stone]

Masochist

[somber stream]

Pain is what we came here for

[elder stone]

On everyones souls except mine you are all masochists

except me

[nocturne bloom]

still wanna run it? otherwise im gonna be modding crap all night

[elder stone]

are you guys playing...right now....

[somber stream]

Yes

[elder stone]

j674etyu

[somber stream]

But we’re 1 man short

[elder stone]

woah woah woah woah

[nocturne bloom]

cool, beats running bodyslide for 3 hours

[elder stone]

💡

fine ill get on

[fiery wave]

Wot? Not everyone.

[elder stone]

There are 3 types of people in this server

1. Masochists
2. Closeted Masochists who Lie
3. Loosh

[somber stream]

Gime me 3, brushing me cat

[elder stone]

Mannnnn eat your cat

[nocturne bloom]

no rush

[halcyon glen]

But she’s all I got

[elder stone]

oh my god

I already have a 9/60 recon lasgun!!!!

I do 49 damage

[nocturne bloom]

no recon

inf

[elder stone]

ughhhhhh\

[fiery wave]

Nope. If I had the power, I like to break people who think they are the "macho main char".

[somber stream]

I have a 4/60 lasgun

[somber stream]

He is me.

[fiery wave]

But I don't, so you get a lazy cat who writes sus fics.

[sonic raft]

loosh the goat

[elder stone]

I dont have the money

Is 17/60 okay???

[somber stream]

@fiery wave Up for a self tormenting session? <10/60% inf lasgun vet only

[nocturne bloom]

yea

[fiery wave]

Do you ppl not have your starting lasgun?

[elder stone]

wait its on vet

[elder stone]

No I destroyed it

[nocturne bloom]

i literally spent 2m to do this hush up

[elder stone]

shut up

slut

[gaunt wind]

2 Millie well spent

[nocturne bloom]

make me

[fiery wave]

Rejected. I play only automatics or 'nadier.

[elder stone]

My vet isnt even maxed level

[gaunt wind]

Bolter power sword vet my beloved

[fiery wave]

Don't think it matters. THey are doing grey low damage no talents.

[somber stream]

Strike team 69, assemble

Oh no curio btw

[elder stone]

Can I run it on zealot

I have a 17/60 on zealot

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together you and I way back at the laugh hotel

[somber stream]

Ig

[elder stone]

Its best I can do chief

[elder stone]

tyy

I can compensate with a 9/60 recon?

[nocturne bloom]

no

[fiery wave]

Not as fair, Chastise MIGHT be better than volley fire, lmao.

[nocturne bloom]

no recon

too op

[elder stone]

IT DOES SUB 50 DAMAGE

[somber stream]

We're supposed to have a guard experience

[nocturne bloom]

yea loosh

stop ruining it

[elder stone]

sigh let me try to get lucky hang on

[elder stone]

strike team 69 as in the vc channel?

[somber stream]

Yes

[elder stone]

@nocturne bloom join NOW

not tomorrow not later

NOW

OH MY GOD

2/60 LASGUN

[fiery wave]

Such quality.

[nocturne bloom]

joins vc:

crickets

[somber stream]

Can you guys hear me

[elder stone]

no

[somber stream]

Shit

[elder stone]

hush babygirl

[somber stream]

It worked yesterday idk

[elder stone]

reset your vc settings

check what your input device is

[fiery wave]

Unplug and replug your headset.

Don't ask, just do.

[somber stream]

Works

[nocturne bloom]

yea leave

[somber stream]

Guy ran

[lunar kiln]

🙏

❤️

[halcyon glen]

She’s a don’t wanna bitch

[lunar kiln]

That I doooo

[fiery wave]

Couldn't deal with your nonsense challenge?

[lunar kiln]

❤️

Never 😊

[somber stream]

Yeah some rando joined, after they heard the brief about the challenge, they dipped. Not a single word, just ran

[fiery wave]

I saw, lmao.

I was thinking to pop in, BOO and then run off to drink coffee and play picross till I dip.

[nocturne bloom]

we made it into the first room

[halcyon glen]

Karien is a versus player

[somber stream]

That was without proper drip

We're prepared this time.

[trail isle]

theres a fourth person to run a 0% las gun

[elder stone]

Harley you ruined my siege servers today from yesterday 💔

I was on 400 ping

[trail isle]

200*

ur just lying loosh

[elder stone]

fake

[trail isle]

nuh uh

[somber stream]

Harley died

[nova snow]

jab of adreninline

[rose pine]

How do you have so high ping in this economy.. man I'm jealous.

[delicate vapor]

🤔

[rose pine]

Being a 12 to 16 pinger shucks

[elder stone]

Be Australian

[somber stream]

Try play with Southern American

[fiery wave]

You play in another region and tell me.

And yep... Got caffeine... am eepy now.

[somber stream]

Goodnight Karien

Or well, good sleep

[drowsy prawn]

some of us wakes up during degen hours and have to scatch out a game in a foreign region

[delicate vapor]

worse thing

[drowsy prawn]

200 ping is the price, very sad

[rose pine]

I already play in other regions, and hell no, there's spiders bigger than my hand siwn there. And hell no, America

[delicate vapor]

[rose pine]

I like the safety of EU, funny little place.

[somber stream]

Sometimes, i just like to suffer a bit

[fiery wave]

Don't remind me.

US E was horribad this morning.

[drowsy prawn]

yeah but you are an high ping expert

[fiery wave]

Was worse than playing in what I assume to be RU.

[drowsy prawn]

you are used to it, and can carry

[fiery wave]

That's a gamble.

[delicate vapor]

🥹

[gilded socket]

Sorry to ping mike!

Forgot i hade a main

Whats up guys

[woven hill]

i've been trying to screw around with my settings

what's the best for the lights out/power supply interruptions missions

those and the pox gas missions are the last ones i have to do for mission specific penances

and i don't much fancy using an infantry lasgun or a recon lasgun for them

[stoic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uUK-qkPUdEw good morning

[gilded socket]

Bring a flamer, portable torch to see in the dark

[thick coyote]

Shredder Auto Pistol

[gilded socket]

Or any gun with a gnarly muzzle flare

[woven hill]

I meant more so like

[thick coyote]

Infantry Autoguns

[woven hill]

Brightness settings and gamma

[thick coyote]

Heavy Stubber

[woven hill]

I want to cheese the fuck out of those missions because I hate them

[gilded socket]

Theyre fun

And i hate fun

[woven hill]

If there was a mod that I could find that gives me perma nightvision, I'd use that\

[thick coyote]

There's one that like disables it

Or was outlining it

Which is basically cheating

Because Lights Out enemies are blind

And you're supposed to either bump on them or aggro via flashlight

[tired steeple]

Psykers in general are just good for that

Oh I’m late

Inferno staff helps the most

[elder stone]

@somber stream @nocturne bloom my therapist is going to know you two REAL good

[somber stream]

We made decent progress

[trail isle]

its me c:

[nocturne bloom]

you cant fix me

[rose pine]

Shoot the kickback into the darkness.

[tired steeple]

Hello

[somber stream]

Just need some more tactical training

[tired steeple]

Tbh

[nocturne bloom]

yea skill issue

[tired steeple]

I just run around

[nocturne bloom]

get good

[tired steeple]

And hope I’m hitting something

I find fog harder to play in

[somber stream]

That squad volley tactic was legit effective

Until we ran out of ammo, that is

[thick coyote]

Suspiciously shaped daemonhost in the dark

[elder stone]

ж

[thick coyote]

[tired steeple]

In lights out there’s like, slight light

[trail isle]

Ammo wasn’t the issue

[tired steeple]

From enemy lasguns

Or heavy gunners

[trail isle]

I still had plenty left

[tired steeple]

With their gear

[rose pine]

Finally, a proper fiting'

[elder stone]

The issue was we brought nerf guns to war

[tired steeple]

So I just follow that

One day an anglerfish is gonna eat me

Cause I keep following light

[somber stream]

Flashlight fr

[trail isle]

it’s still a nerf gun in lore

[nocturne bloom]

now i know what its like to shine a laser at military aircraft

[somber stream]

6 MAGS

6 Full lasgun mag to bring down a Crusher

All headshot btw

[nocturne bloom]

20 nades no kills

[somber stream]

Lovelay

[lunar kiln]

Not at all 😊

[nocturne bloom]

ai builds only next

[somber stream]

May the Omnissiah guide our aim

[nocturne bloom]

waifu grok will carry trust

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna shoot you

With one of those druhkari weapons

So it hurts more

[nocturne bloom]

do it, makes me hot and bothered

[elder stone]

what

[trail isle]

Gonna do an ai generated zealot build cuz I like zealot

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna shoot myself

With a bolter

So I die faster

[trail isle]

Overrated but ok

[somber stream]

Made sandwich

[trail isle]

Epic

[somber stream]

But instead of ham, sardines

[trail isle]

That’s epic licht

[somber stream]

Thanks Harley

[trail isle]

Anyways chat gpt just tells me to run martyrdom with relic blade and flamer

[somber stream]

Thats... basic?

[nocturne bloom]

i mean

[trail isle]

first thing in combat loop is let wounds drop naturally

[nocturne bloom]

not really bad

[gilded socket]

Bousch

[trail isle]

Oh no the crusher accidentally hit me

[nocturne bloom]

i naturally stood in a barrel fire

[gilded socket]

Ngl i might just delete my alt

[trail isle]

Oh no what a shame

Chat gpt tells me a pro tip is staying at 1-2 wounds

Perfect honestly that’s what I do normally

[somber stream]

Chad Gpt

[trail isle]

It’s second pro tip is run bleed knife

It just suggested I run relic blade

[nova snow]

hallcinationgpt

[trail isle]

Do I follow the pro tip

[elder stone]

no

[nova snow]

^

[elder stone]

"ChatGPT, make me a build for Darktide"

[tiny shore]

does anyone by chance have a timeline of the old tiems/age of sigmar/vermintide games/events

[nova snow]

sometimes it is

tbf

[elder stone]

and follow it exactly

[somber stream]

You will die in the first engagement with that ping

Unless you can see 4 second into the future

[nova snow]

yes but you are the peer reviewer in this senario

[nocturne bloom]

"use indomitable with martyrdom"

[trail isle]

Wait chat gpt wants me to have 1 +3 wound curio

ideal combo:
1x +3 Wounds
2x +20% Toughness / Stamina Regen
All 3 with some form of damage resistance

what do i do

[elder stone]

you just run 3 wound curios

Follow the first tip

[nocturne bloom]

3 wounds, 5t, stam, sniper resist

[trail isle]

Yeah but I don’t have 2 +20% curios

I need one curio to give me 3 wounds

[elder stone]

Good luck getting that

[dapper needle]

Mastery is shared between different operatives right?

[nocturne bloom]

yup

[thick fog]

Indeed

[trail isle]

Chat gpt wants me to use raking fire and blaze away for the flamer

But i feel like i dont have those blessings just quietly

[thick fog]

[trail isle]

idk what raking fire is tbh

[weary light]

Chatgpt build advice goes crazy

[nocturne bloom]

isnt it a talent

[weary light]

Lmao

[trail isle]

idk maybe

[thick fog]

I think my rusty servo skull could be more better

[weary light]

Its 40% damage to backshots

[thick fog]

Of giving tips

[weary light]

A blessing

[thick fog]

Instead of a brainrot ai

[weary light]

That flamer doesnt get

[trail isle]

nah im using it then

i trust thet chat gpt build

[thick fog]

We are so cooked as species

[gaunt wind]

Flamer OP

Nothing like the smell of promethium in the morning

[gilded socket]

I love CP2077

[low barn]

The Lex will Safe us

[elder stone]

Not if I have anything to say about it

[elder stone]

I had a cop car stunlock me and open fire when I attempted to get in the driver seat of my vehicle

Gotta love the NCPD

[trail isle]

[low barn]

"He sneezed! OPEN FIRE"

[elder stone]

And like it got to the point where they glitched my car so I could t even get into it, they caused a 20 car traffic jam

[elder stone]

“HIS DOOR IS OPENING TOO FAST DROP HIM”

[nocturne bloom]

first week of the game being out i drove too fast and loaded into a buildings elevator in my car

fell under the map and blew up

[elder stone]

That’s pretty futuristic

[low barn]

"His Nose is perfectly Symetrical! MAXTAC GO!"

[somber stream]

Seals are pretty cute

[low barn]

At least you managed to get somewhere...

[low barn]

Yes.

[trail isle]

loosh

i need help

gpt is telling me first level i get the martyrdom keystone

[thick coyote]

Waow

(based based based)

[elder stone]

Yep

[trail isle]

I have to go top to bottom loosh

chat gpt is going everywhere

[low barn]

Btw...
How do i get the acolytes n convicts role?

[nocturne bloom]

text

[elder stone]

Acolyte is server booster

Convict is just texting

[gilded socket]

Bust

[low barn]

I see

[elder stone]

Send it an image of the skill tree and tell it to draw a line through 30 of them, have to be connecting, top to bottom

[somber stream]

This sounds

Good actually

But then it won't spend all 30 points

Since it will only go down

[trail isle]

thats the point of it

[elder stone]

Tell it to go through 30 and if it doesn’t listen just eyeball it

[somber stream]

Fair

[low barn]

I am worried... Why do we ask Chat GPT for Help in this?

[elder stone]

We are making stupid builds with chatgpt

[low barn]

Thats Like... Asking Swagger (since He is Trazyn)

[somber stream]

Overcoming self-made obstacle because we hate ourselves

Tried the 4 piss poor Guardsmen run in Auric, didn't made it past the first area

[elder stone]

I will never forget this moment licht

It’s not a good moment

[somber stream]

Good, it wasn't supposed to

War Loosh, it's the brutal of war

[low barn]

Why do you hate yourself?
I only hate Others...

[elder stone]

Masochism runs rampant in this server, Helldiver

[nocturne bloom]

But have you played helldivers in German

[somber stream]

I play it in Japanese and German, yes

Both are very good

[nocturne bloom]

Good

[elder stone]

Wait is Helldivers in Russian

[somber stream]

Nope

[nocturne bloom]

No

[elder stone]

Bummer

Would be funny asf

[somber stream]

I think there's a mod

[low barn]

I did yes

[trail isle]

telling me to put blazing piety on the relic blade

hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[elder stone]

ДЛЯ СУПЕР ЗЕМЛИ 🗣️ 🗣️

[thick coyote]

I mean

[low barn]

For Super Earth!

[thick coyote]

It works to some extent

[somber stream]

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5496

Wait is this illegal

[trail isle]

yeah but like i thinks a talent for a keystone

gpt has already told me to use martyrdom

[elder stone]

Probably not

[gilded socket]

Ngl corpo path is so much fun

[elder stone]

Corpo is so peak

[gilded socket]

Im playing as a corpo netrunner assasin

[inland mantle]

Made the mistake of looking at most popular HD2 mods these mfers down bad

[low barn]

Which is basically what v was as corpo

I have the Feeling that Corpo is the "Canon" V

[somber stream]

It is

[elder stone]

Yeah corpo is the accurate route

[low barn]

I always play as a Corpo Cyberronin

[elder stone]

I need to finish 2077 sometime, never got around to doing so

I’ll probably do it after running through all the borderlands games

[thick fog]

Bile titan with huge honkers?
Or female diver with a very hourglass proportions with tight skin suit

[gilded socket]

Yeah

But i basically cosplay as Blade

Which i didnt realize until i looked at my after a month of not playing

[wooden creek]

just like diving into hell

[elder stone]

My female V is such a baddie

[gilded socket]

My v is the corpo hottie she needs to be

[somber stream]

CP2077 is mid in general

But the DLC? Pure cinema

They really made it into a movie

[elder stone]

I click more with CP2077 than GTA so I just use it as my open world urban setting fix

Hopefully GTAVI clicks with me

[elder stone]

Baddies all around

[thick fog]

We playing the real game next year

Big Walk

Made by the untitled goose game devs

[elder stone]

over the hill coming out soon

Me and the gang are gonna be driving offroaders until we rollover 56 times and explode

[inland mantle]

Mayhaps

[elder stone]

You slut

[thick fog]

I am a proud one

[thick fog]

That one looks funny

[inland mantle]

Saw just a nude skin that I wont be linking... dont feel like making the mods mad

[thick fog]

I forgot about that when it was shown

[elder stone]

Made by the guys from art of rally

It’s peak

Anyways imma go honk shoo, maybe a mimimi

Goodnight gay weird people

[inland mantle]

Night loser

[mental jasper]

82,2 hours of darktide on the last 2 weeks

do i need help

[somber stream]

The projecting is unreal

[elder stone]

Imma touch you bro

[inland mantle]

Need more playtime

[inland mantle]

What!?

[mental jasper]

aye aye cap

[elder stone]

Goodnight💤

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/phone-fish-gif-650420018520809281

[somber stream]

Americans went to sleep

Quick, post metrics

[inland mantle]

Im still up tf you mean

[last valve]

5.56 mm

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[somber stream]

Oh

🗣️ 10 meters = 1000 centimetres = 10,000 millimetres

[thorny cave]

What is the purpose of this place

[inland mantle]

Pain and being down bad

[thorny cave]

Why do we conjoin here

[thick coyote]

Wait

I thought you guys were down bad as a joke

[inland mantle]

The hadron gooners cant be stopped...

[somber stream]

Personally i prefer sisters

They will come, trust

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[thorny cave]

If it is n02

give it all to me

[stuck wasp]

I think they've got a lot of potential for one yes

[thick fog]

I prefer men

[somber stream]

Understandale, reliable, efficient fighters

That's

why i settle for the middle ground, tomboys

[thorny cave]

Lowered standards

Glad I shoot for higher

[somber stream]

Straight for men i see

Well, the Imperium isn't going to repopulate itself

[thorny cave]

youre a wierdo

[somber stream]

Yes, and?

[thorny cave]

You are me

[halcyon glen]

Chants a series of singsong four-syllable lines, sounding increasingly unhinged as he goes on

I won’t eat me

[low barn]

I rather hope for a Skitarii class

[stuck wasp]

Admech has a lot of chances too, but Skitarii wouldn't work quite well

[halcyon glen]

He said smell this

You die for diamonds, but you won’t live for love

[low barn]

I think it would.
We have Lots of Tech Recovery Missions and defenses of Manufactorums.
Thats our Job
(AdMech super fanboy Here)

[dapper needle]

Does more wounds increase your health?

[halcyon pebble]

no

more wound increase how much you can get downed

[dapper needle]

yep, gotcha

what is alternate fire? does aiming down sights count as it?

[halcyon pebble]

yes

or the weapon special cant remember

[halcyon glen]

I am with roses

I am with babies

[hidden hazel]

thanks a ton for recommending the armoury extension, it's a life saver 👍

[gilded socket]

Waddup

[outer spade]

Morning i havet same trouble with havoc area at morningstar, i cant seam to unlock gameplay, its no matchmake like at mission terminal do i need to find People to play with at morningstar like group up first need at least 2 players

I have talked to the woman, complete maelstrom and level 30

[inland mantle]

To the woman 🗣️

Most likely just a dead hour for havoc where you live you should be able to host your havoc tho and wait for people to join

Not the most popular mode plus it's nearing weekly reset so there's even less people playing it atm

[tired steeple]

we need a fat tiny guy class

[inland mantle]

[limpid grove]

Hey guys, i have question - do maelstrom modifiers couting towards penances like hunting ground 50 times ?

[outer spade]

So rank up is not important,?

[inland mantle]

Most people play till H25 to get the cosmetics and stop playing havoc very few go past that to H40

[halcyon pebble]

need to use party finder

and host your havoc mission

[outer spade]

Ok. I understand, got matchmake issue

[inland mantle]

Dont think so but i might be wrong

[limpid grove]

thank you

[outer spade]

What about higher gear , weapons? Whats max,?

Have build

[jade fable]

It would be nice if fatshark could let you customize maelstrom missions

[halcyon pebble]

500, 80 %stat

[outer spade]

Ok. Where can i find stats?

[halcyon pebble]

dont try havoc with grey weapon you get kicked

[halcyon pebble]

wdym, just see the weapon in hadron/inventory

[stone jay]

Hmm my game is crashing as soon as I go into a mission because of my mods

[inland mantle]

Might want to ask here

[molten matrix]

Update mods or disable by process of elimination

[outer spade]

Ok i check, but the drops from 2 last dificulties mission terminal are mostly good drops?

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[halcyon pebble]

Emperor gift is rng

[tired steeple]

I need help

[inland mantle]

Dont we all

[tired steeple]

this penance is going to be the death of me

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

okay so for markman's focus

what gun works best

I think "oh shoot into a horde at their heads"

20% chance it works because half the time the horde isn't big enough or an arbi with a shotgun just mulches them

[halcyon pebble]

Crab Power sword

[tired steeple]

should I use the plasma gun? Or would I be too much of a sitting duck?

[inland mantle]

Be a man use a braced autogun

[tired steeple]

does marksman's focus even work with melee

I did

it's not helping

[halcyon pebble]

Melee work

[tired steeple]

I'm trying it in meat grinder

doesn't seem to add

[halcyon pebble]

Get the standing still /crouch buff

Also meat grinder won't add the penance counter

[tired steeple]

I know

I'm testing

it doesn't give me stadcks

*stacks

oh wait are you saying

[halcyon pebble]

Stand still

[tired steeple]

build stacks by crouching and standing still

then just melee

okay that's so much better thanks

time to bring the power sword

[halcyon pebble]

Pretty much, become crab

[inland mantle]

Crab maxxing

[halcyon glen]

Can someone invite me to advancelamb’s (leader of the darktider) server thanks

[inland mantle]

@jovial pine This true when you become the leader?

[stable fox]

A lamb? That should have turned into sauce an ages ago?

[gilded socket]

Hello gay lover of @sleek harness

[stable fox]

Oh, a degenerate

I forgot you exist.

[inland mantle]

Its gen chat your gonna find degenerates

[halcyon glen]

She’s a don’t wanna bitch

[stable fox]

And you forgot to take a bath

[halcyon glen]

But she’s all I’ve got

[stable fox]

Stop being dirty

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together

[stable fox]

God Emperor expects the purity

[halcyon glen]

You die for diamonds, but you won’t live for love

[gilded socket]

Cleanlyness is godlyness

[stable fox]

Love? It doesn't exist

[gilded socket]

Gay

[halcyon glen]

Purveys like a don’t wanna bitch

[gilded socket]

Closeted

[stable fox]

Gay also doesn't exist

[inland mantle]

[stable fox]

It's all chaos propaganda

[inland mantle]

You know what does exist tho

[stable fox]

Havoc

I know you gonna say karking havoc

You stonehead

[inland mantle]

Mayhaps

[gilded socket]

You need to shower little incel

[sleek harness]

Its 6 am

[gilded socket]

Dgaf

[inland mantle]

5* get it right

[stable fox]

You'd expect a moron like them to stop using this joke

[sleek harness]

They did

[gilded socket]

Listen little incel, you gotta wash or you’ll end up a prince of nurgle

[halcyon glen]

The enemy is fragile

[sleek harness]

Nic why did you had to poke the bear at 6 am?

[stable fox]

What bear?

[sleek harness]

The brain dead one

[halcyon glen]

Leon take us outside

[gilded socket]

Skaven’s a fat rat

[stable fox]

You mean to tell me these are a bear?

Don't make such a joke

[gilded socket]

He wants you to rub his belly and feed him shit

[stable fox]

I have seen smarter "bears"

[gilded socket]

Skaven’s a bear

Fat rat

[sleek harness]

Forget it

I am just

Blocking them

[gilded socket]

Yay

[halcyon glen]

Anxiety descending

[stable fox]

Anyway

🚶‍♂️

[gilded socket]

Free at last

[stable fox]

I forgot my laspistol

[gilded socket]

Gay

[inland mantle]

I took it

[stable fox]

[inland mantle]

Cant shoot it tho got no hands

[stable fox]

If you got no hands, how do you write?

[inland mantle]

Magic

[halcyon glen]

I will slaughter your kind

[stable fox]

You're too stinky for that

Diana

[inland mantle]

Green rocks does as it wants

[somber stream]

@fiery wave Up for another treasure hunt today?

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Oh wait i forgot you're dead for now

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Nvm just text me when you're alive again

[sleek harness]

@inland mantle I would be pretty happy if you like, you know, stopped giving Dirty attention

[elder merlin]

It seems you were charged with mans laughter

[inland mantle]

No

[sleek harness]

Because this asshole keeps annoying me

[inland mantle]

Just ignore if you dont like them be a man

Or rat in your case

[stable fox]

[elder merlin]

Be a green rock*

[inland mantle]

Green rock is bestest

[halcyon glen]

I’m Mr. Touchshriek, of Touchshriek Mail Over and Fantasy and I sell egg shells off the shesore and empty females

[stable fox]

Paul, you don't help

[sleek harness]

I guess I am surrounded by fools then

All of you

Are fools

[inland mantle]

🤷‍♂️

[stable fox]

Yes, i am fool

Thank you for noticing

[inland mantle]

I got a decent amount on my ignore list so cant relate

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[sleek harness]

Except you nic

[stable fox]

Now that a twist

[sleek harness]

At least you don't ping me at 6 am or keep talking about getting me pregnant

[elder merlin]

[halcyon glen]

I love you all you’re all like family to me

[stable fox]

The WHAT again the latter?

Who in the KARK-

And i thought I'm weirdo.

[elder merlin]

I hate you

[halcyon glen]

Some people try to pick up girls and get called assholes this never happened to Pablo Picasso

[brazen pelican]

Good morning, rat! ♥

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[sleek harness]

I really want to be angry at you

[elder merlin]

I say we kill @halcyon glen

[sleek harness]

But can't

I am too tired

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together you and I

[brazen pelican]

Why, what did I do?

[stable fox]

Well, you're slaneesh

I don't think skavens love slaneesh

[sleek harness]

BECAUSE I AM FUCKING TIRED TODAY

[inland mantle]

Sleep ez

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[elder merlin]

I bet you've never even listened to "The Creep" song

[brazen pelican]

So am I, we can be tired together.

[stable fox]

-# uegh

-# sleeping with Slaneesh, master of mankind forbid

[halcyon glen]

I think something is going to be horrid

[brazen pelican]

I never suggested sleeping together.

[elder merlin]

Then goto bed, dummy

[halcyon glen]

Way back in the laugh hotel

[gilded socket]

Hey neuro

Hey Paul

[brazen pelican]

Good morning.

[halcyon glen]

Heart’s filthy lesson

[gilded socket]

Hi hi

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[gilded socket]

Nothing much

Rotting my physical form away

When i get tired of myself i will haunt you lot

[brazen pelican]

My favorite.

[halcyon glen]

Paul

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor

[mental jasper]

can you get 410 curios from sire melk gamble

[gilded socket]

Lets rot together

Theyll find me posed up like the emperor

On a chair and bones

[low barn]

Rott?
Why rotting?

[gilded socket]

Posed up tho

[halcyon glen]

My body left to rot in a hollow tree

[gilded socket]

NEET

[somber stream]

Furthest i got was 430

[inland mantle]

430 is cap...

[somber stream]

But it's capped at some point

[low barn]

Cap
Capped
Idk but i find it funny

[inland mantle]

🧢

[low barn]

Yeah

[gilded socket]

Ngl i should make a golden throne

[somber stream]

#veteran-class message

Capped, yes

[gilded socket]

Then die in it

[halcyon glen]

As far as I’m concerned, you are all number one packet sniffers!

[tired steeple]

Starting to become convinced they spawn trappers behind you

[low barn]

I am a sniffer...
But not for Packets

[halcyon glen]

Magic cookies

He said sniff this

SNIFF THIS!

[brazen pelican]

Sounds are a bit fucked.

[halcyon glen]

🤧

[inland mantle]

No sound moment

[brazen pelican]

My favorite is Poxbursters being silent until they jump.

[tired steeple]

Okay so it’s not just me

Every time at the start of a mission

Without fail

Stealth burster

[low barn]

Somebody called for a Webgun?

[tired steeple]

Typically this leads to me dying very early

[brazen pelican]

Hehehehehe.

[somber stream]

You don't have a 6th sense to counter those? Sounds like skrill issue to me

[brazen pelican]

Should've shot it, listen to the vocie lines.

[halcyon glen]

E

[low barn]

gonna captchaaa...

[tired steeple]

What voicelines

[gilded socket]

I have a sixth sense for trappers

[tired steeple]

Poxburstwrs that appear from the warp don’t have voicelines

Or a tik noise

Tick

[brazen pelican]

A lot of the rejects have voicelines screaming "POXBURSTER, SHOOT IT!".

[tired steeple]

They have a naruto telepoet jutsu

Bevermind I loaded in I’ll complain later

[brazen pelican]

Fatshark trolling new players.

[inland mantle]

Weakest bruster on Atoma

[low barn]

My sixth Sense only let's me See dead ppl...😔

[gilded socket]

Bro is not him

[brazen pelican]

Mine let's me detect jumping spiders irl. Cute little bastards.

[lilac crag]

hi oomfs

[somber stream]

Mine allow me to know when my client is about to bitch

Which is around 3PM, usually

[stable fox]

[inland mantle]

So the mod that lets you know when a memory leak is coming?

[low barn]

I have a deep arachnophobia Set in my genetics.
There is nothing i can do against it

[low barn]

Greetings

[lilac crag]

Hi godwyn

[somber stream]

Mayhaps

Caffeine usually stable the mind

[low barn]

Nice to meetcha

[somber stream]

Backbone of the working force indeed

[brazen pelican]

Sips Monster I concur.

[somber stream]

Ye really need to stop chugging that lad

[lilac crag]

I concur

[brazen pelican]

But, Dad!

[somber stream]

Whuh

[brazen pelican]

They are so tasty. :3

[halcyon glen]

I’m hungry

[brazen pelican]

Brain likes the fast juice.

[low barn]

There is nothing that can stablelize my Mind im afraid...

[somber stream]

Nah, brain like sugar

[brazen pelican]

Mine are sugar free. :3

[somber stream]

Make smoothie + 200% sugar instead

Whuh

[gilded socket]

Time to use my head

To sleep

[orchid skiff]

veteran new weapon will be a chainsword and boltpistol. it will be S tier. it came to me in a dream

[gilded socket]

Hope this works

[somber stream]

My condolences

[gilded socket]

My mind

Is hurting

Brain

Hurt

[somber stream]

Phone off, out of sight, out of mind, simple as

[low barn]

She called them daddy

[somber stream]

It*

Also dad, not daddy. But still weird yes

[gilded socket]

Tried, doesn’t work

2 days

No sleep

[brazen pelican]

You tell me what to do. That's what a dad does.

[low barn]

[somber stream]

So your teachers are your dad as well?

[brazen pelican]

No, because I actually listen to them.

[gilded socket]

My automotive instructor is basically my dad

[somber stream]

That tracks.

[gilded socket]

Update: my head hurts a lot

Tried to hit my head on the wall to fall asleep

Dont do that

[halcyon glen]

My head hurts a lot

[brazen pelican]

I say this with love but, are you an idiot? ♥

[halcyon glen]

My brain hurts a lot

[low barn]

Maxine No!

[gilded socket]

Yes

I an

Im desperate to fall asleep

[brazen pelican]

Considered getting some melatonin pills?

[gilded socket]

No

[low barn]

Maxine Off to Google Melatonin

[gilded socket]

Can’t afford

[low barn]

Cant afford? Where in the Imperium do you live?

[gilded socket]

Utah and i usually try to buy my own stuff

Oh thisbhurts

Oh fuck my eyes hurt

[somber stream]

Literally just put the phone down

[brazen pelican]

Walgreens sell 90 melatonin gummies for 18 bucks.

[somber stream]

It's like hitting yourself and complain about the pain

Your impulse making you picking it up again, prolonging the process of staying awake

[brazen pelican]

If you can wait 6 days until I get paid, I'd happily buy those for you.

[gilded socket]

Okay daaad

[jade fable]

Hes been saying he cant sleep for a week and wont put the phone down

[somber stream]

ffs stop calling me dad

[gilded socket]

Its s’alright

[halcyon glen]

Ramona can you hear me? Oh Ramona!

[inland mantle]

dad

[gilded socket]

2 days

[brazen pelican]

You are being such a Dad to the Slaaneshi's though. Telling us to take care of ourselves.

[somber stream]

Aight, screw yourself then fellas

[jade fable]

I was last here tuesday, its now Saturday

[halcyon glen]

Drive in sat

[jade fable]

Perform Goon for the goon god then sleep

[somber stream]

Not a bad strat, actually

[jade fable]

Slaanesh will bless you with sleep

[lilac crag]

tiring yourself out in general helps*

[low barn]

Now i am tired...

[jade fable]

Just polish your thunder hammer till you tire out

[lilac crag]

yup

[low barn]

[orchid skiff]

edward goonwyn

[jade fable]

Fiddle with your lex

[tired steeple]

did you just say I'm new

me

[low barn]

I will NOT forget this

[inland mantle]

Yes

[tired steeple]

if you say so

[somber stream]

NONE CAN RESISTE THE LEX 🗣️

[jade fable]

Do your gfs let you guys play darktide so late

How do I do this?

[somber stream]

Put her to sleep

THen sneak out

[gilded socket]

Whats up

Im gona try kistenin to a boon

Listening to a book

[jade fable]

Im listening to dune

[low barn]

Am single for two weeks now

[gilded socket]

Mechanicum

[jade fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XYXFJ4VEE

[gilded socket]

Good

People bad

Stab em

Simple as

[jade fable]

You only need the light of the emperor

[brazen pelican]

Nope, just meant the voiceline overall will trick new players.

[tired steeple]

okay sorry then

[low barn]

No.
I wont do that.
And she wasnt Bad...
I failed in my Quest... Simple as

[brazen pelican]

For more experienced players they pull the sound cue.

[brazen pelican]

Get her to play Darktide. Easy.

[gilded socket]

Sad

Stab

Stab heretics

Yes

Yes yes

[low barn]

That i gladly do

[gilded socket]

And and kiss uhh girls

Yes

Dukane

Hadron

Brahms

[brazen pelican]

Ladies and Gentlemen of general. Who's the worst Primarch and why is it Lorgar?

[low barn]

No

[jade fable]

Femgryns

[low barn]

No

[orchid skiff]

horus

[brazen pelican]

Lorgar hangs out with Erebus.

[tired steeple]

ugh playing like this sucks eggs

I feel like a constipated bardin

[brazen pelican]

Too early for that mental image.

[jade fable]

Whats more important tough ess or health

[tired steeple]

but still it's better than the other way I was doing it

[low barn]

My hate is equally Split between Erebus and Typhon

[tired steeple]

only 500 more kills to finish this god damn penance

time for one last mortis trial and then that'll be it for now

[gilded socket]

Not anymore

[brazen pelican]

I prefer toughness on most my character, occasionally I'll do a 2:1 of toughness/health.

[gilded socket]

Lorgar hates erebus

Erebus used him

[tired steeple]

I hate erebus

he's my favourite character in the setting

fuck him

[jade fable]

Whats the max health cap

300?

[gilded socket]

1500

When yoi down

Yoi

[low barn]

Typhon and Erebus...
I want to Encounter them on Atoma

[gilded socket]

Say gex huh?

[brazen pelican]

Be gay, do crime.

[supple thorn]

ello all

[tired steeple]

I will say

last thing

who's idea was poxburster waves

that's just evil

[low barn]

Greetings

[brazen pelican]

Combine with waves of mutants you need to dodge, while timing pushes as they spawn at the same time.

[gilded socket]

Yes…

Let be gay together (as friends)

[low barn]

No

[gilded socket]

Pennington lark

[gilded socket]

Uh huh

[tired steeple]

sniper waves are also horrible

[somber stream]

"Raiden, can i give you some advice...?"

[supple thorn]

Hiya

[halcyon glen]

Sex and the church

[gilded socket]

Gark

Gay lark

[brazen pelican]

With ventilation purge.

[supple thorn]

Hung over larks

[low barn]

Typhus is not sooo far fetched.
Since he is Champion of nurgle

[halcyon glen]

Bleed like a craze, dad

[gilded socket]

Hark

[brazen pelican]

"Snake, I am not gay!"

[halcyon glen]

Sitting in the laugh hotel

[low barn]

Then it would be the Champion of Nurgle against the Champion of the Lex!

[supple thorn]

Mornin nid

[somber stream]

"The choice is your Raiden, lead the life"

[brazen pelican]

Good morning. :3

[supple thorn]

Sober me is not held liable for what drunk me does.

[brazen pelican]

"Snake, Snake, I don't like men."

[halcyon glen]

Locator for the virgin king

[brazen pelican]

A wise woman once said "You cannot expect me to be held accountable for my own actions!".

Words to live by.

[gilded socket]

Show me them niddies

[halcyon glen]

Try some buy some

I looked at you and counted all the times we had laid

[supple thorn]

Works for me.

[halcyon glen]

People will hold us to blame

[supple thorn]

Long as I wasn't an asshole to someone, we good.

[brazen pelican]

Pulls out my Hormagaunt models.

"This one is Bitey, that one is Feedie."

[halcyon glen]

No

[supple thorn]

Old one eye?

[gilded socket]

I have one gaunt, unpainted

[brazen pelican]

"And this fucker is Stabby, she's a real fucking bitch."

[gilded socket]

Ooo

Termsgaunts have guns yeah?

[brazen pelican]

Yeah. :3

[supple thorn]

Yeah

[gilded socket]

I got one

Wanna paint it

Dont know what to paint

[halcyon glen]

But now

[tired steeple]

I'm starting to think my game is cursed today wtf is going on

I might need to uninstall and reinstall because half the specialists just aren't making noise

[brazen pelican]

Make your own Hive Fleet color scheme. :3

[gilded socket]

Too hard

Cunt think

[supple thorn]

That is an option.

[gilded socket]

Might just make em goth

[supple thorn]

Hive fleet black parade.

[gilded socket]

Huh

Lucia

[brazen pelican]

Oh, hell yeah.

[gilded socket]

I se you

[ripe tangle]

now I’m imagining Emo Tyranids with wearing stripes and having GiR painted on their carapaces and black tipped manidbles

[supple thorn]

Sermon incoming

[ripe tangle]

and it’s an amusing thought

[supple thorn]

Lol.

[gilded socket]

No lik emos

Bad experience with everyone i met

[halcyon glen]

You die for diamonds, but you won’t live for love

[gilded socket]

Dated a few and regretted it

[brazen pelican]

Imperial tamed Raven Guard nids, with purity seals and shit on them.

[halcyon glen]

Brian Emo

[brazen pelican]

The most emo of anger-kitties.

[ripe tangle]

believe it or not, in Middle School I was considered “Emo” but really I just dressed scene.

I wasn’t into the whole acting depressed thing

way too cheerful of a person for that tbf

[supple thorn]

So paint them rainbow.

[gilded socket]

No

[supple thorn]

You, emo? The lovely sister who purges all?