general-chat

[dry pebble]

The men of iron

[thick coyote]

you made those words up.gif

[final herald]

Hinted at heavily

Not quite yet confirmed

[dry pebble]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjgyk0xo2oebe1.jpeg

[final herald]

Vashtorr can corrupt them though

[pseudo kelp]

Computer. Execute omnicide.exe. make sure not to hurt any of the rocks on the planet though

[dry pebble]

i'm a believer

[final herald]

Which is scary

[final herald]

"We're strip mining the crust of the planet"

"Did you tell the natives?"

"Yeah why"

"...did you tell the natives in their tongue?"

"No why"

[pseudo kelp]

Rock and fuckin stone to that brother

[inland mantle]

Gotta love those days where you cant sleep... wanted to be asleep a good 5 hours ago just wont happen

[dry pebble]

i might be just be a sucker for the Corpus from Warframe but i still think the Votann could get more extreme in their greed

Its there its just not crazy enough

[final herald]

I don't want another cult

Them having a cool religion opens the door for proper chaos dwarfs

Those can be the cult

I like that they are doing things because "lmfao fuck you it's ours now" and not "erm the void said"

the "hypercapitalist" angle has not yet been explored by any faction which is really funny when you consider what 40k represents

you've got like...aristocracy with commoragh and the imperium

but that's not the same

aaand now the AOS chaos dwarves have shown up

lmfao

[dry pebble]

oh i dont think they need to be a cult, i just want them to YEAH THIS, get their greed more out there and explored, get them to show how they are pieces of shit

[final herald]

you'll have to wait for more lore to come out for that

we already understand that they will strip mine planets with the inhabitants still present

for all intents and purposes, if the ymyr conglomerate have decided your planet is valuable, you might as well be getting a nid invasion

because A: you will not survive
and B: neither will the planet

[jaunty path]

Hard is an understatement.

Havoc is the AI Director with severe IBS

There is HUGE difference between Auric and Havoc 40

[final herald]

its just they aren't idiots and generally don't pick on planets that could get the imperium more involved

I hope no writer has someone "figure out" the AI situation with the votann

it will always be "too early"

[dry pebble]

The AI thing with the votann sounds to me like the "theyre doomed" factor

like the golden throne failing, slaanesh owning the eldar, the necron tech breaking

i dont think thats getting solved

[final herald]

I'm talking about someone important in the imperium "finding out" about the AI

[dry pebble]

ooh i see

[final herald]

I don't need the ultramarines stomping in and being like "myess we know now"

[drowsy prawn]

what's it to you, don't like it don't play it

[final herald]

the only one who I would even like

remotely see getting a rudimentary understanding

is probably cawl

or some random chaos marine

like honsou or smth

[dry pebble]

cawl would lose his shit over it

[final herald]

maybe

he's not really prone to tweaking out

[dry pebble]

and would try to make his own version called the cawl marines

[final herald]

y e a h

"Nah trust me they are thallaxii I swear"

he would be the type to install flesh into them to pretend they are extreme combat servitors

[dry pebble]

LMAO "you see inquisitor, theyre just big skitarii. you can see they still have organic tissue in the knee area"

[final herald]

he'd open it up

"Skull. See? Skull. You like skulls."

close it

"Go away now"

[dry pebble]

true, you can never get too many skulls

I still want to see what more things the votann get up to, maybe in the future theyre getting the whole package of being a xenos and be at constant war with the imperium

or maybe be like an Aeldari type situation

[final herald]

they're more of an aeldari situation by default

there will be skirmishes

but they inhabit a zone that the imperium doesn't particularly care about (the galactic core)

and they are also not keen on starting shit with the imperium in general

they are, thankfully, well written and aren't suicidal

I am voraciously waiting for a chaos offshoot though

khorne or vashtorr votann would go insanely hard

[somber stream]

Loreposting chat?

[final herald]

there's a warhammer preview show going on rn

[dry pebble]

we're having a general chat about darktide's setting

its related we swear

[wooden creek]

Vashtorr can fuck up the ironkin, I think there's a story in some supplement somewhere where an imperial guard character writes about seeing some hired votann mercenaries getting really upset about their ironkin sprouting tentacles and shit

[sacred harbor]

Hello, i've looked it up but didnt find if it exists so i guess it doesnt but wanted to ask here
I've been playing auric with friends even though i haven't unlocked it myself, and i'm now finding lower difficulties boring
I'm wondering is there is a quick way to unlock higher difficulties ? Like a mission type that is fast ? Or does it not exist ?

[somber stream]

Interesting

[final herald]

ye it's a little "one off" but it's enough to be freaky

[dry pebble]

you seem to be a fan of chaos dwarfs

[final herald]

I like chaos offshoots of factions

they breathe inherent life into the setting

like darktide itself

it's also one of the reasons I don't particularly care for tau

they don't have the capability for conflict without another conflict-minded race being present

chaos corruption gives the faction a reason to be less tolerant and more vigilant in general

[somber stream]

Yes i agree

[wooden creek]

some tau did go genocide mode on non-tau during uuuuuuuuh, the fourth sphere IIRC

after encountering chaos

[final herald]

yeah but it was because of chaos auxilaries

[wooden creek]

and now they have a chaos god of their own

[final herald]

sort of

it's not a god
it is a warp entity
however it's not propogated by the tau themselves

[brazen pelican]

Four spheres? Damn, the Tau be freaky.

[final herald]

even in their own lore, they're being hard carried by humans

smh

[wooden creek]

I mean it's a warp entity that has directly spoken to tau characters

[final herald]

yes

but the tau do not sustain it

[wooden creek]

and stems from tau philosophies

[final herald]

correct

it is quite literally a manifestation of others beleiving in the tau cause

[wooden creek]

which means they do influence it and vice versa, just with middlemen (humans and other psychic races)

[final herald]

tau have a comically small signiature

it is their auxilaries/guevesa that both started and continue to sustain that entity

[supple thorn]

Back, ello all again.

[brazen pelican]

Greetings.

[dry pebble]

me waiting for the tau to do something interesting

[supple thorn]

You've slaaneshi in your name...

[jaunty path]

Whats your problem? I'm just asking if such a person exists lol. I like watching gameplay of it and wondered whether people play it exclusively. I'd be impressed if anyone did.

[brazen pelican]

Hehehehe.

[supple thorn]

may be a while.

[fiery wave]

Still a sus Tyranid.

[dry pebble]

what you reckon, another 4 editions until GW uses them as the main antagonists?

[drowsy prawn]

no, that's not what you said, you said you were wondering if anybody is deluded enough to play havoc exclusively

[fiery wave]

Who literally tried to eat you.

[supple thorn]

Exactly. Though you... not too far off either.

[brazen pelican]

Tau will become the poster boys before GW gives a fuck about the Raven Guard.

[dry pebble]

Justice for our emo boys

[supple thorn]

Whyd you have to go and say that shit... that hurts.

[fiery wave]

What.

[jaunty path]

I said deluded because to me it looks very overwhelming. Do you play it exclusively or often enough to feel insulted? If so, I did not mean to offend you.

[supple thorn]

The slaaneshi band wagon. :p

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom! ..oOwOo..

[somber stream]

Meanwhile the Aeldari in the corner:

[jaunty path]

It's the raw enemy density.

[somber stream]

Literally do nothing and still get retconed

[supple thorn]

Still waiting btw @brazen pelican

[brazen pelican]

Are you suggesting people of different taste is deluded?

[brazen pelican]

Well, stop fucking running, I hate fast food.

[elder stone]

gah

[supple thorn]

I'd look like Dr. Zoidberg if i tried to run drunk.

[jaunty path]

I say deluded because the mode itself to me looks insane and unplayable

I'm not saying it's bad

it just looks crazy

[fiery crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[jaunty path]

is havoc not crazy.

[brazen pelican]

The harder the challenge, the greater the satisfaction.

[elder stone]

havoc exists outside of h40

[dry pebble]

majority of havoc ranks are auric maelstrom and below

in difficulty terms

Like the first 10 havoc ranks are in fucking heresy basically

[supple thorn]

The way you say that.. its very insert your name here of you.

[somber stream]

After H20 it's a whole new world already

[dry pebble]

ive yet to hit that

nobody plays havoc in this fucking region

[brazen pelican]

Nikita.

[supple thorn]

I've yet to touch havoc.. cause im trash.

[dry pebble]

dont fear Larken

There are havoc ranks made for trash like us

[somber stream]

Fear nothing

Admit to a H20 room from the getgo

[brazen pelican]

Maybe yummy trash. COME HERE BIOMASS!!!

[somber stream]

Baptize in fire

[dry pebble]

then get traumatized and be a hater

[supple thorn]

It aint fear. you can ask @fiery wave . I die a lot.

[dry pebble]

then i await you in glorious havoc 5

[somber stream]

Is that why she insisted on babysitting me even when it's heresy

[thick coyote]

It is

Part of the appeal though

[rough galleon]

I have a friend who would afk in the middle of the run.. to take bong rips, and then just be gone for undetermined amounts of time mid-swarm. Feel better.

[delicate vapor]

🫡

[dry pebble]

Lmao what a nice teammate

[fiery wave]

That was no secret anyway.

[elder stone]

Its because you are a malice maniac 🗣️

[supple thorn]

I know. Just like to give you shit. ;p

[fiery wave]

Don't make me toss another melon.

[somber stream]

I never play anything under Auric, it was for the skullz

[elder stone]

I only play damnnation if im tired

[somber stream]

Found a some cheeki ones btw, should you need them i can take you to a few

[brazen pelican]

More biomass? Yummy!

[nocturne bloom]

I can be yummy and am trash 👉 👈

[fiery wave]

You know what, 30 kraks.

[rough galleon]

i dont shame people who play lows, play what is fun. :B

[supple thorn]

Still sticking with my statement of melons before.

[weary pilot]

Works fine for me

[dry pebble]

preach it sis

[brazen pelican]

That’s not biomass. :<

[orchid skiff]

how does havoc weekly reward work ? higher havoc higher reward?

[round gulch]

Yes

[fiery wave]

Are you asking for kraks as well to the face?!

[nocturne bloom]

Yes, there are brackets though iirc

[somber stream]

If you do havoc, you don't have to worry about diamantines or plasteel ever again

[nocturne bloom]

Lows let me play dumb builds and watch new people learn

[nocturne bloom]

I lost track when I hit 100k

[fiery wave]

Yes, and actual projectiles out of annoyance. No eating people while I'm on watch.

[round gulch]

Just check on the bottom right corner

[nocturne bloom]

Dont need to

Dont need any of it

[supple thorn]

To be fair, I asked for it.

[nocturne bloom]

[round gulch]

Find a use

[nocturne bloom]

Have none

[dry pebble]

goober

[nocturne bloom]

I have everything maxed

[round gulch]

Obtain and fully upgrade seven more shovels

[brazen pelican]

:<

[round gulch]

And by fully upgrade I do mean including the correct dumpstat

[jaunty path]

Alright I never meant it as an insult

[somber stream]

Have a collection of 0% Dmg for every weapon instead

[jaunty path]

I intend to get good enough to play it sometime.

[supple thorn]

Maybe eat me later then?

[nocturne bloom]

I have a 0 dam shot pistol

[brazen pelican]

Yay! Nommies!

[nocturne bloom]

0 dam shovel somewhere

[elder stone]

Only reason im playing any havoc is for the 53rd cosmetics

[dry pebble]

fully upgrade one shovel, each with a different dumpstat

[somber stream]

I have one for a las pistol, too bad they don't actually do 0% dmg though

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, they do the items base damage

[elder stone]

Make a build around it

And use it

[somber stream]

Dark soul lvl1 no upgrade build:

[dry pebble]

Isnt the base damage 60%?

[elder stone]

Get a melee weapon with 0%/60 damage

[elder stone]

Yes but it’s 0/60

94 damage lmao

[dry pebble]

whos gonna make an auric maelstrom run with only those

[somber stream]

Shit i might give it a try

[fiery wave]

You dumbo! Tosses a dud at your head.

[nocturne bloom]

4 vets, all 0/60 inf las guns and shovels

[somber stream]

The true guard experience

[dry pebble]

Lore accurate imperial guard

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

T handle shovels too, no folders

[dry pebble]

As the emperor intended

[somber stream]

Who tf use folder anyway

[supple thorn]

Your not my mom!! scurries off

[fiery wave]

Pulls out a crate of kraks.

[nocturne bloom]

She can be my mom 👉 👈

[dry pebble]

inb4 eula stare I KNEW IT

[brazen pelican]

I can teach you the neurolictor stealth! :3

[nocturne bloom]

@somber stream 3 hours ill be home, let's run vet, all white rarity, las guns and shovels

No upgrades

[supple thorn]

Ill stick with Tanith stealth.

[nocturne bloom]

Auric only

[somber stream]

I'm sleeping in 40 chief

[brazen pelican]

What’s a Tanith and do they taste good?

[nocturne bloom]

The guard never rests

[somber stream]

Maybe in 6 hours

[supple thorn]

Nope. Chaos burned up Tanith...

[somber stream]

Should bee

[nocturne bloom]

Bet

[somber stream]

8PM your time?

[nocturne bloom]

9

[brazen pelican]

Barbecue, fuck yeah!

[nocturne bloom]

3 rn

[somber stream]

Lovelay

[dry pebble]

timezones are crazy

[somber stream]

We guardmaxxing today lads

[dry pebble]

Dont mess with the guard! 12 damage

[nocturne bloom]

I also heard you fell off the map today

[elder stone]

Minimal health

[nocturne bloom]

Stam only

[fiery wave]

This is why I need to steal the Arby's wallhax, isn't it?

[somber stream]

CLOSE, KILL AND DO IT AGAIN
-# 10 damage

[brazen pelican]

No curios.

[elder stone]

No curios, no build

[nocturne bloom]

Bet

[somber stream]

Yeah we raw dogging it

[dry pebble]

No talents

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

its just you, default grenade, default ability

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

Grey Tier weapons

[nocturne bloom]

I genuinely wanna try this

[brazen pelican]

Please no, I like my skittering. :<

[somber stream]

Yeah got me excited

[nocturne bloom]

200 las shots to kill 1 mauler

[dry pebble]

You will be playing as the bots if you think about it

[inland mantle]

500 las shots

[somber stream]

Worse than a bot

[nocturne bloom]

Bots have really high health so not really

[somber stream]

I already got mine so better get yours fellas

Las weapon only, 0%

[brazen pelican]

No helping downed or revives.

[nocturne bloom]

I have the money

[elder stone]

No blocking

No Dodging

[somber stream]

No we need this ._.

[elder stone]

No Stims

[fiery wave]

I'm keeping my eyes on you. Holds a krak up.

[dry pebble]

no WASD

[elder stone]

Only Medicae

[nocturne bloom]

How dare you say we can't use drugs

[elder stone]

Im gonna mount a steering wheel and use that

[somber stream]

Someone should stream it

[fiery wave]

What is WASD?

[dry pebble]

the keys

[elder stone]

Default movement controls

[brazen pelican]

But my jump scares! :<

[fiery wave]

No such thing. Stares at controller.

[inland mantle]

Screen share in one of the strike partys easy Id watch

[elder stone]

My gas pedal is gonna be movement
Im gonna have a manual transmission
my brake is gonna be jump

[dry pebble]

and plug the donkey kong bongos to the mouse input

[elder stone]

I Played Darktide Auric on a steering wheel

[fiery wave]

Not interested. You do that, you get an oggy frag to the face. Or a box, I can imitate that with 9 kraks.

[brazen pelican]

Fine, I won’t.

BOO!

Tzeentch taught me to lie! :3

[fiery wave]

A box of kraks slams into your face.

[dry pebble]

you krakheads

[brazen pelican]

My favorite Marvel character is Krak Widow.

[somber stream]

I'll go to sleep now, tend to sleep in during weekend so i might risk dragging it

Cya on the front tomorrow fellas

[elder stone]

Amimimimimi

honk shoo honk shoo

[round mica]

no

[brazen pelican]

Sleep tight. Let the bed nids bite!

[round mica]

a what?

[supple thorn]

Got a new mic. Hopefully it works better than the other.

[somber stream]

I will make a soup out of you one day

[dry pebble]

we saw it

👁️

[somber stream]

Must've been the wind

[dry pebble]

we see all

[fiery wave]

Nights. I'll watch the gremlin bug there.

[brazen pelican]

Becoming easily digested, nutritious biomass. Best way to go.

[elder stone]

I saw nothing

[marsh iris]

anyone tried kantrael in h40?

[fiery wave]

Kay.

[frosty dagger]

You guys wanna know what i said to ranick once he called me a scum

[modest flume]

Infantry lasgun? I used to use it in Havoc 40 1.0

Ghost and Falter I think, to deal with pus hardened gunners

[fiery wave]

You are eating kraks. KRAKS.

[brazen pelican]

Yummy!

[dry pebble]

ATTENTION BLOCK FODDER 🗣️

[supple thorn]

Idk about that.

[brazen pelican]

If I die, the hive mind will just remake me.

[fiery wave]

And it'll blow you up like it did all the other 'nids. Gibfest mode.

[orchid skiff]

if i bring my damnation friend into auric does it count to unlock auric for him?

[dry pebble]

nope, he just unlocks auric by doing the Dukhane assignment

[orchid skiff]

no that's havoc

[dry pebble]

OH YEAH so no

Its the bar

i tried too

[orchid skiff]

this shit is annoying

[fiery wave]

It will fill the bar on wins and drop on losses.

[orchid skiff]

he's been unlocking these noob difficulties for the past days
we're sick of it so i'm bringing him into painful havocs

[fiery wave]

But no diff just playing.

[sweet trail]

this is gonna sound kinda weird but its a genuine question, how do you refer to "normal" humans without accidentally implying that they are normal and abhumans are aberrations? it always feels mean whenever I say "ogryns and baseline humans" when talking about them

[dry pebble]

the unlock bar could at least be a one time thing, having to do it on all your characters is a slog

[dry pebble]

You can just say humans and abhumans

But the segregation is kinda the point of the classification

[sweet trail]

but doesnt that sort of imply that abhumans arent human or are only partially human?

[modest flume]

That's the classification of them that the Imperium uses, baseline humans are just "human" and Ogryns are abhuman, their "scientific" name is literally "homo sapiens gigantus" iirc

[dry pebble]

Its the imperium

[elder stone]

This franchise fuels my alcoholism

[dry pebble]

thats intended

[sweet trail]

the imperium is the imperium, but I'm me and I don't like the imperium

[elder stone]

Start liking it

[sweet trail]

ok

i like it now

[dry pebble]

So you can call them human subspecies because baseline humans are a human subspecies too technically

We are sapiens sapiens

[sweet trail]

true

[dry pebble]

ogryns are sapiens gigantus

[modest flume]

The Ogryn DNA deviance is significant enough to get their own classification

[dry pebble]

They are like polar bears and we are black bears

All bears but not the same kind

[modest flume]

Ah that's it, I knew it was something on the nose like that

[sweet trail]

idk ik it doesnt matter cause its fiction and dystopian fiction at that but again it just feels weird contrasting ogryns with "normal" humans bc theyre just different, not wrong.

[dry pebble]

At least you can tell its the ogryn

[elder merlin]

[sweet trail]

ogryns are the only thing in 40k i genuinely wish was real

[supple thorn]

Big man is here.

[modest flume]

Andre the Giant

May he rest in peace

[sweet trail]

the only downside to ogryns irl would be that some people would probably end up finding an excuse to abuse them cause theyre intimidated :(

[sweet trail]

may he rest in peace :(

[dry pebble]

ogryns irl would be used just like they are in 40k i guess

indoctrinated into unquestioning soldiers for brutal regimes

[modest flume]

Don't you go feeling kinship with traitors, Big Man!

[sweet trail]

hopefully not always though. i like to think we'd stick up for them eventually

i just think ogryns are sweet

[round mica]

ogryns are superior to normal humans

they make a good snack

[dry pebble]

then why do they call me boss

[modest flume]

Why wish for Ogryns IRL? Be the change you want to see

Good day everyone, you are all splendid companions

[fiery wave]

Or used as labour, you know it. They are just too simple.

[sweet trail]

get buff and stupid 💪

[round mica]

i’m already there, hell yeah

[fiery wave]

Awful people are going to abuse it.

[dry pebble]

They are good guys but easily manipulated

[round mica]

time to get stupider

[sweet trail]

very unfortunate

[modest flume]

Dare to be stupid, even

[dry pebble]

I can see like, ogryn having good lifes in democratic countries but being used to hell and back in less... democratic places

[round mica]

time to ingest 40 tons of red40

[dry pebble]

Because an ogryn would be the dream soldier of any dictator

[modest flume]

Put down the chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight!

[sweet trail]

i feel like that wouldnt be as bad because ogryns are just so much stronger than other humans that most work that would be really hard for us would be easy for them

[round mica]

dream soldier of the man, worst enemy of the buffet

[sweet trail]

someone would find a way to push them too far though :(

[dry pebble]

my alternate history loving brain is tingling rn

Human history would be so different

[modest flume]

Technically that is what Neanderthals were, no?

[round mica]

would ogryns be banned from playing professional sports

[modest flume]

I believe it's been said that they weren't "stupider" but just more physically evolved for survival

[dry pebble]

to a much smaller scale, and we outlasted them because big bodies and big brains require more food and we are more low maintenance and more resilient doing to being smaller

So Ogryns would need first to survive the ice age

[modest flume]

Eat the ice

Cause global warming

[fiery wave]

Yes, but wanna bet they get used like an animal and get paid only food?

[modest flume]

die from too much sweating

[dry pebble]

Just spit the ice

and cool the planet down again

[round mica]

You know they say humans became smarter when we figure out how to cook food. What if we never figured out how to cook food would we still be dumb?

[warm jay]

We're dumb even if we know how to cook food

[round mica]

example: fine dining

biggest scam on the planet

[dry pebble]

Its like, being able to cook food gets us safer and more complete nutrients, and eating good is essential to have a healthy brain

The human brain requires comic amounts of sustenance

Thats why colossal animals can survive on leafs and dirt and we need a whole balanced diet

[round mica]

So what you’re saying is is if we feed Ogryns cooked food be evolved and become smarter and then they’ll become better

[sweet trail]

they'd have their own leagues and stuff

[sweet trail]

not really. we're finding out now that neanderthals werent really all that different from homo sapiens. they were significantly stronger but also shorter and had less stamina. they don't seem to have been significantly less or more intelligent than us and we actually seem to have gotten along okay considering a lot of humans nowadays are part neanderthal. I think that homo sapiens and neanderthals probably just didn't notice a difference between each other.

neanderthals were basically dwarves lol

[dry pebble]

[round mica]

Neanderthals would croak over if they stepped foot in New York City

[sweet trail]

people would be scared of ogryns unfortunately because theyre big and hugely strong but if people live alongisde them for long enough youd see peaceful coexistence

[sweet trail]

i know :( very sad

[round mica]

Real OGs remember the geico commercial caveman

[dry pebble]

Ogryns would need scooby doo amounts of food to live

thats an issue when youre a hunter gatherer

[modest flume]

Right, but I was leaning more into the misconception that their evolution focused more on physical prowess over mental made them stupider, which is also the common take for Ogryns (they don't have recessed or underdeveloped brains or anything, it's just limp since they don't use it, like any muscle), or even what people think IRL

[dry pebble]

especially because if you are a hunter and want to be big you need to spec into it like bears

Ogryns are apes like us

[wheat sphinx]

I loved Jesper Kyd since Blood Money, holy shit this OST is great.

[round mica]

you know this kind of reminds me of the little bit of outer worlds where we find out that the toothpaste that’s been made is actually an appetite suppressant made to starve people, but nobody realizes it

[modest flume]

Brawler on the brink of death from everyone not giving him their rations

[wheat sphinx]

I played Hitman 2, Contracts, Blood Money, in the inverse order

[dry pebble]

thats a cool concept

[dry pebble]

he needs the nosh

[modest flume]

I was there once

Intense physical labor requires the calories

You will break down if you don't eat enough

[round mica]

tell me about it

i drink so much h water everyday and eat around 5 to 6 times a day ontop of that

[sweet trail]

ogryn are not as stupid as they seem even not taking into account that a lot of their "idiocy" is played up for laughs, they can count, learn languages, follow orders, think ahead, and have a sense of self. they're about on the level of children in those things. But it's also important to remember that their brains also just work differently than other humans

[modest flume]

iirc I'm 6'3 and I was nearly at 160 lbs, that shit was killing me

[round mica]

but i’d rather be hungry than thirsty

[dry pebble]

Exactly why ogryns irl would be an issue, their bodies are constantly in a herculean task just to move

[modest flume]

Cue the picture of that guy dying right next to an oasis

[round mica]

real

i can handle hunger but if i’m thirsty ill fuckin get moody

[dry pebble]

Well that is in darktide... ogryns in the OG lore are much much more dumb

They need a chemical implant to be able to talk

[pseudo kelp]

I had said this earlier today but the ogryns weapons specifically lack a the requirement to be cocked to work, because they don't really trust them to remember that step

[dry pebble]

I reckon lore ogryns are at the dog level

[modest flume]

Right; it's the common misconception in-lore that they have underdeveloped brains which is why they're slow and stupid; their brains evolved fine, but they just have different priorities. Hell, look at Bodyguard.

[grand reef]

how does unlocking new difficulties work?

[modest flume]

You clear.. what is it? 7? 10 missions? At one difficulty to unlock the next

Losing subtracts your progress by 1

[grand reef]

does mission time or xp or something matter?

[modest flume]

Nope, just amount of missions done

[grand reef]

ok thanks

[sweet trail]

their brains work differently, they may seem stupid sometimes but tbh a lot of the time that just means they dont overcomplicate things lol

[pseudo kelp]

They are in fact stupid. Maybe not untenably so, but enough that it is a regularly compensated for fact of employing them

[modest flume]

Ogryns in DoW carrying their massive ripper guns firing huge ass slugs just to charge into melee and destroy the demonic horror with a smack:

[jaunty path]

What hormones do I need to take to become a Dreadnought

[modest flume]

Who has time for fashion or if your crush returns your eye contact when you need FOOD?

[elder merlin]

Eat more

Dumbass

[dry pebble]

Bullet

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

You know Human greed knows no bounds. And they will treat them like animals. They already treat people just a little different from them like animals.

[pseudo kelp]

Ogryn's automatic firearms are designed much more mechanically complicated than a normal one because it has to do some of the steps for them. And if it is to malfunction, they don't expect them to be able to fix it anyway

[modest flume]

That's why they are built to last and all of them are viable as improvised bludgeons

"What you mean gun is click? Me want smash!"

Also those poor stubbers getting absolutely hammered by reapers

[jaunty path]

Guys if you were to become robot

what robot would u be..

[dry pebble]

I would short myself and die

[jaunty path]

Cringe.

[dry pebble]

Yeah

[modest flume]

Iron Giant

[pseudo kelp]

Ogryn weapons are also often burst fire simply because they will melt down the barrel if you don't stop them from shooting.

[jaunty path]

I want to be UR0-025

[sweet trail]

i think i said this before but I have a theory that in their natural state big ogryns have an instinct to protect smaller ogryns (including ogryn children) and thus that's why they seem to view their other human comrades as basically like little siblings

[jaunty path]

Makes sense

[modest flume]

I get the ability to solo an entire planet's military, but that's just cringe and I'd rather eat metal

[halcyon glen]

Good morning my subjects

[sweet trail]

weak and selfish people put in positions of power will often find ways to exploit those beneath them. but other people will stand up for them when they can, too

[modest flume]

No, you are my subject

[dry pebble]

I feel like being a cyborg would be cooler than being a robot

[nocturne bloom]

The freaky one

[dry pebble]

Why am i not surprised

[modest flume]

If there is a way to mitigate the dysmorphia/phantom pain/rejection by the body, then for sure

Deus Ex nano-augmentation is kick ass

[dry pebble]

Its really cool

Also if cyber psycho isnt a thing

[pseudo kelp]

Chrome me up choom

I went cyberpsycho the moment I got a screw put in my shin. I've got nothing left to lose

[modest flume]

Not mechanically augmented but nano augmented, like what Walt Simmons and the Dentons have

[fiery wave]

Is hard when you have no name, no power nor wealth.

[modest flume]

Something that is so seamlessly integrated but does not quite interfere with the day-to-day

[sweet trail]

this is sad but also true. most people are good but most people are powerless

[modest flume]

This is why I will run for world dictatorship

Free cotton candy every month

[sweet trail]

humans are just very complex. i think part of why ogryns are so beloved is because theyre reliable and uncomplicated. you don't really need to consider moral greyness and psychology with them as much. you know if youre going into a fight, they'll have your back. and if you treat them nice, they'll treat you nice. theyre easy and that's a good thing.

[pseudo kelp]

Good people tend to not express their powers over others unless necessary. Evil naturally has more determination and leniency in their use of power

[fiery wave]

Basically, unless literally everyone in the army goes against the ruling house. But those in the army tend to be spoiled and well, treated better to prevent that.

[halcyon glen]

I’m taking girlfriend applications today

[modest flume]

Well you also kinda don't get a choice, they have a finger on you and your family's pulse 24/7

The finger gets bigger the higher up you go

Eventually you get to a "eh not my problem" mindset

[pseudo kelp]

Well historically soldiers didn't have to be treated well. You treat a couple enforcers well and the army will fall in line

[amber sail]

Soap people

[modest flume]

If you drop the Soap, you pay the Price

Don't be Yuri, don't drop Soap

IYKYK

[halcyon glen]

Hello

[sweet trail]

some people are born bad and those people are over-represented in positions of power because they are willing to stomp on others to get what they want and then they tell you they got there just because theyre superior to you somehow even though they show time and time again they aren't.

some people have good intentions at first but being so high up means everyone beneath you start to look like ants.

but the vast majority of people are unambitious and simply try to make the best of their situations for themselves and their loved ones, and those are the people who get stepped on by both of them.

[dry pebble]

You have a good heart

[pseudo kelp]

Yeah that do be a major defining feature of the human condition.

[jaunty path]

If I was ruler of the world I'd kill everyone who questioned me.

[fiery wave]

Is why tyrants and dictatorship still exists in this world...

[sweet trail]

very true

[dry pebble]

What do you mean by that?

[jaunty path]

[sweet trail]

for most people its more of a "i have enough on my plate" sort of deal I've noticed

[jaunty path]

This is why I should rule the world.

[fiery wave]

This is literally why you should not be the ruler.

[sweet trail]

when you talk about global problems with normal everyday people their response isn't so much "i don't care" but more "I don't feel i can do anything about this and I need to provide for my family"

[modest flume]

What? You spoke up? Now you don't have a family and you don't exist

[fiery wave]

Is true, the average person holds no power like the karks up top.

[jaunty path]

Not sure why my dad keep talking about me having a kid

like dude. In this economy, and in my mental health

that's the worst decision I could possibly make lmfao.

[pseudo kelp]

If I have kids I get more money from my job.

Thank you uncle Sam I love dying for oil🫡

[jaunty path]

No Job? Undiagnosed Mental Disorders? Have a child you need to raise for over 20 years of your life!

[nocturne bloom]

I dont, correct it

[jaunty path]

I thought that said "destroy child international"

I honestly wish it did man.

[supple thorn]

Tie you to a chair and make you watch Mr. Rogers.

[vapid matrix]

Uh

[elder stone]

Who’s a good kitty

[jaunty path]

Cuz it would be more funny

[amber sail]

I just came back

What

[jaunty path]

ello.

[amber sail]

Hi

[modest flume]

Takes one to know one

[vapid matrix]

I make coffee now and play some Havoc

[sweet trail]

that doesnt make it true or right, but its how people think. is also why I think black and white categories like good and evil arent really useful a lot. most people deserve the benefit of the doubt and a little bit of patience I think because you've been a jerk before too and I bet you wish someone would've given you those things during those times. let he who is without sin cast the first stone and all that. An attempt to understand others, even those who do you wrong, goes a long way in my experience.

[sweet trail]

true :)

[thick fog]

Wait how do you know me have good heart? Can you seee the good inside of me

[vapid matrix]

That’s me btw

[thick fog]

[sweet trail]

ogryn talking to savant psyker:

[halcyon glen]

Love is a losing game

[jade kelp]

Any mods active? I need to speak to one of you in dms

[vapid matrix]

Bro choose to speak facts

[tawny grail]

DM ModMail

[fervent parcel]

Stupid question, for the lfg channels is apac Asia + Pacific? Also emea I'm guessing europe?

[sweet trail]

do we got any superman fans in the chat? I really loved the new movie and I think the line (paraphrasing) ||"I'm human, I get up every day and try my best and that's my strength. And I hope you realise that it's yours too."|| are good words to live by. some people have forgotten that they are human.

[tawny grail]

Yep. Listed in #vox-lfg-lexicanum too

[dry pebble]

Its your mind thats dirty

Not your heart

[supple thorn]

Problem?

[dry pebble]

🫴 👑

You dropped that

[modest flume]

Takes one to know one

[dry pebble]

Im just stating the facts

[fervent parcel]

Thanks, I looked elsewhere and didn't think to look there.

[supple thorn]

I clean mine out with alcohol, thing is only temporary though.

[sweet trail]

to use a fictional example; the salamanders are personally wonderful people. they protect civilians and save them from warzones and they are also just personally very nice by all accounts. But they are also fighting for the cruelest regime imaginable, so are they good or bad? I say those arent useful terms for describing something as complex as a human soul.

[dry pebble]

If its temporary then you need a more permanent solution

[hidden hazel]

thanks to the 3 man squad I had the pleasure to run Auric Smelter Complex with - you guys got me Atoma's Elite Guard.

[supple thorn]

Im okay with it actually. Not slaaneshi level.

[thick fog]

Absolute Sinema

Shit made me cry 4 times when I watched it

Let me go back in time to rewatch for first time

[halcyon glen]

E

[dry pebble]

Then youre good as new

Altough your Karien is keeping an eye on you

[sweet trail]

the indomitable human spirit 💪

[supple thorn]

<.<

[thick fog]

|| 3 centuries, 3 decades, 3 years, 3 months, 3 hours, 3 mins ago||
I am locked the fuck in

[fiery wave]

Do you want a krak to the face?

[thick fog]

And that music score was just too perfect

[supple thorn]

Easy now. They were just playing.

[jaunty geode]

I just bought the game. What class would be best for a busy person that just wants to turn off their brain and kill monsters?

[halcyon glen]

As good as new

[halcyon glen]

Outcast Engineer

[jaunty geode]

For darktide

[halcyon glen]

Zealot 1H axe

[mortal dagger]

i have an xbox game pass sub for 1 month that's free for me because i have nitro and i dont use it, im getting in trouble if i want to share it here with you guys? for the fastest buddy here

[grand reef]

no harm in dming it

[nocturne bloom]

Yes 👉 👈

[orchid skiff]

i've heard there are bots scrubbing servers for codes, you should dm someone

[nocturne bloom]

[mortal dagger]

daaaaaaaaaaaamn those fckers are really into it

ty for the advice

[mortal dagger]

sure my man

[dry pebble]

Caaalm down its just banter

[dry pebble]

Ogryn

Caveman prime

[halcyon glen]

Karien is zimmer 5.0

[zinc marsh]

why do you think people cheat? 🥁

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[thick coyote]

Ogryn

[nocturne bloom]

I mean it

Still waiting on her to whip me

[thick coyote]

Get Karsolas Pickaxe

[nocturne bloom]

[thick coyote]

Spam heavies

Eazy win

[ancient violet]

Yamato fan 😘

[thick coyote]

⛏️

[dry pebble]

Then dont make she mad with me! Im innocent!

Now she eula stared me lamia

See what you have done

[nocturne bloom]

Redirect all her hate to me

Ill take it

[dry pebble]

🫷

👈

[dry pebble]

WHAT

I made the wrong jutsu

[orchid skiff]

You did this

[dry pebble]

YOU SENT THE STICKER

[thick coyote]

[thick coyote]

[sweet trail]

cutthroat when you say something that could possibly be construed as an insult:

[elder stone]

Eula

[dry pebble]

End user license agreement

[jaunty geode]

Yes!!

[fiery wave]

I am not an annoying Cadian!

[dry pebble]

Thats what an annoying cadian would say

[jaunty path]

End user life agreement

Theyre coming to kill you

[fiery wave]

You are getting shanked/shiv'd in the face.

[dapper needle]

anyone know somewhere that has a quick explanation on all of the weapon characteristics? i know there's a pinned image in #gameplay-help but it's missing some like Crowd Control or Flurry

[neat jewel]

Very Cadian coded

[jaunty path]

Cadians should be enslaved and sent to forge worlds

[elder stone]

You guys are my favorite cadian patriots

[thick coyote]

Canadians

[ancient violet]

https://1drv.ms/w/c/e2a0a519389b2f30/EciPxKdXTJlPiEj2LUHKr58BbN_LckMOC4bba3qnlO8THg

[dapper needle]

thanks

[supple thorn]

Calm down, they're getting under your skin.

[dry pebble]

We just like having a bit of fun with friends eh Karien its okay

Is just joke

[nocturne bloom]

Can you hit me too?..👉 👈

[dry pebble]

Can someone bonk lamia already

[supple thorn]

I'm gonna tie you up and throw you in a corner mate.

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

Lamia stop being a masochist

for 5 MINUTES

[jaunty path]

Are ye always like this

[supple thorn]

Also, not as drunk tonight so won't be offering or asking for booze.. from anyone.

[nocturne bloom]

No

[ebon quartz]

You guys still play havoc from time to time, it's your main thing or after getting cosmetics and titles you went back to aurics/maelstroms?

[nocturne bloom]

Make me stop

[jaunty path]

Stops you

done

[nocturne bloom]

By force

[elder stone]

Digital Footprint

[dry pebble]

quick treat lamia with distant workplace politness so they get less freaky

[nocturne bloom]

Yea say im a good boy

[round gulch]

Quick, someone refer lamia to HR

[thick coyote]

From the Coldplay concert

🗣️

[drowsy lynx]

End user license agreement stare

[dry pebble]

Kariens special attack

[drowsy lynx]

It's super effective

[nocturne bloom]

Attack you say

[jaunty path]

2 minutes no miku

[tired steeple]

First thing I read was lamia wanting to be tied up

[muted rock]

[elder stone]

Hes a lil freak

[jaunty path]

Does anyone think Servitors are transition goals

[dry pebble]

lil?

[tired steeple]

No not really tbh

[jaunty path]

Brunt is tbh

[tired steeple]

Only part that’d be transitioning is my brain from normal to lobotomised

[jaunty path]

It doesn't need to be that way...you could be a mcdonalds servitor

[dry pebble]

thats even worse

[jaunty path]

Wouldn't you want to be a starbucks servitor

An amazon servitor? I mean there's not much of a difference between a human one.

Chuck E Cheeses Servitor

[elder stone]

Tacobell Servitor

[dry pebble]

an animatronic cosplaying another

[jaunty path]

Well I meant the dancing bastard that comes out sometimes

Did you know they sell beer now

SODA FOUNTAIN SERVITOR

[dry pebble]

i dont know whats worse, being lobotomized or working on fast food

[jaunty path]

Both! Fast Food Servitor!

[elder stone]

Depends on the role

[jaunty path]

Hadron is true transition goals frankly.

[elder stone]

Scoop out your insides and replace them with gears

[grizzled hornet]

stop shooting the fucking barrel when i’m next to it!!!!!!!!!!!

[elder stone]

No

[jaunty path]

No

[grizzled hornet]

there goes my auric title

[jaunty path]

I'll keep shooting bursters too

[nocturne bloom]

Perfect size for easy transportation

[elder stone]

Bottom energy

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together you and I

[elder stone]

kiggy

[amber sail]

I like these cat photos edited like this I find it cute and funny

[vapid matrix]

Y’all play rocket league

[amber sail]

Nah not my type of game

[vapid matrix]

Who doesn’t

[elder stone]

I do not

[vapid matrix]

[amber sail]

I'm taking a break from tekken 8

[nocturne bloom]

Bash a man for wanting a woman to dominate him huh?

Faker

[elder stone]

100% pegged

[nocturne bloom]

sacrifices must be made

[amber sail]

[supple thorn]

Someone gotta take one for the team.

[vapid matrix]

[nocturne bloom]

If thats what she wants to do

[amber sail]

Why are they're so many ogrin meme stuff Damn I'm out on the loop for this shit fuck

[brazen pelican]

Ogryn strongest!

[shell rampart]

🟢 PESTILENCE TAKE YOUR BODIES 🟢 the rot father LUVs U

[elder stone]

MUTASH PHAGE NURRRGGLEEEEE

[amber sail]

Why does it feel like I missed do many good memes for warhammer 40k

[shell rampart]

WAAAAAAAA

[amber sail]

Ogryn gotcha

Waa

[sleek harness]

Go to #ogryn-class I need to show you something

[amber sail]

Sorry WAA!!!

Oh no

[shell rampart]

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[dry pebble]

i think its not that kind of something

[brazen pelican]

Oh.

[amber sail]

So I'm waiting for something

[brazen pelican]

Maybe it’s biomass?!

..oOwOo..

[dry pebble]

Considering its ogryn

its a lot of biomass

[brazen pelican]

Yummy!

[nocturne bloom]

Lady tried to do a drift in a open roof corvette while I was behind her and she went over the asphalt bump on the side of the road into the grass

[shy sandal]

I named my ogryn "Nork Dedduzz"

From Not Funny to Very Funny, how does that name make you feel?

[nocturne bloom]

I told her she sucked and im not helping her

[halcyon glen]

Oxford town

[sleek harness]

I wanted to show him Demoman Song

Weirdo

[elder stone]

Why did she do that

[tawny grail]

I guess I have to file this under not funny because I have no idea what it means or references

[nocturne bloom]

Her kid was with her so im assuming she was trying to be cool. Blonde activities

[shy sandal]

Homer Simpson Uchiha brainrot

[amber sail]

I hope you agree with what said

[tawny grail]

I guess my assessment stands

[shy sandal]

Idk if i envy you or get concerned for not going through the current landscape of shitpost

[tawny grail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[elder stone]

I’m eating

Gumbo

[drowsy prawn]

landscape of shitpost, what's going on up there

[brazen pelican]

No u.

[drowsy prawn]

SOMEBODY GET THE HEAVY FLAMMER

[cold sparrow]

so ive been farming curios 410+
and i was wondering how many of each type do i keep?

[fiery wave]

3 min.

[halcyon glen]

Somebody up there likes me

[shell rampart]

FATHER
loves
U

[cold sparrow]

and what would be a reasonable max?

[fiery wave]

All for whenever FS makes the system better... or just being able to run different substats for different builds.

[dry pebble]

If youre refering to blessing's numbers, max stamina is +3, max HP is 21%, max toughness is 17%, max wound is +3

[fiery wave]

No, he's asking how many of each should he keep.

[halcyon glen]

I feel like a machine that cannot be cranked no more

[dapper needle]

Does this game have a story? Or is the campaign just 'go here do this' without an actual narrative

[mighty fractal]

go here do this

[tawny grail]

There is a story woven through the missions but it's not really spoon-fed to you or linear, lots of hints and bits of dialogue to tie together

Maybe calling it a story is too generous
Lots of world building elements

[thick coyote]

Dark souls

[dapper needle]

lol

[obtuse hornet]

There's the campaign option which is organised in a greater story but overall the story for you is go there do this

[dapper needle]

gotcha, thanks 🙂

[sleek harness]

You are the one making the General Chat insane

Like #zealot-class

[dry pebble]

its a group effort

[supple thorn]

I'd say its pretty tame right now.

[sleek harness]

And?

Thats right now

Think about later

[gilded socket]

LETS BLOODY DOO IT

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow

Or after a year

[gilded socket]

Also im gonna cosplay kris

[supple thorn]

You dont want a load of me.

[gilded socket]

Gay

[supple thorn]

Drunk

again.

[gilded socket]

Gaayyy

[sleek harness]

Welcome back Maxine

I have unblocked you

[supple thorn]

Hey hey hey, when alcohol is involved.. im equal opportunity.

[fiery wave]

SO THAT WAS WHAT YOU MEANT.

[supple thorn]

Shush.

[warm jay]

Gay.

[obtuse hornet]

Gay

[gilded socket]

G-g-gayyy

[warm jay]

VARLETS

Gay varlets.

[dry pebble]

gay varlets

[warm jay]

Everywhere.

[gilded socket]

Garlet

[obtuse hornet]

Says the varlet

[fiery wave]

REJECTED.

[warm jay]

Gay Ministorum Lackeys

[obtuse hornet]

The ministorum of gays

[sleek harness]

Exactly I don't even know who are you

[gilded socket]

We got guardsmen x skaven yaoi before gta 6

[sleek harness]

Uhhhh maybe I do

[warm jay]

Everytime I appear, you appear too. Y'know I'm starting to think that there's a reason for that

[supple thorn]

Ya, ain't got to. Just drunk, irl

[obtuse hornet]

I appeared here first you twit

[warm jay]

Sure you did. Keep telling yourself that.

[pseudo kelp]

Adeptus homoeroticus

[obtuse hornet]

Right...I see how it is...

[little marten]

Couple cute dudes fliriting

[fiery wave]

A lost skaven stumbling from the warp and meeting a clearly drunk Guardsman from Tanith for a one night stand...

[sleek harness]

Can you at least try talking better?

I cannot understand what you mean by drunk

[supple thorn]

Jealous.

[sleek harness]

Are you drunk?

[supple thorn]

Yep

[sleek harness]

Or I only get to know you when drunk?

[gilded socket]

Gay love is peak rn

[fiery wave]

Time to figure out who is the bottom. Or they both are, to Tzeentch who JUST AS PLANNED this.

[supple thorn]

Im a bit of a boring shit. Just ask @fiery wave

[gilded socket]

Skaven bottoms

[supple thorn]

POWER BOTTOM!!!

[little marten]

🚨

[pseudo kelp]

The 628th Stonewall Twink Regiment

[warm jay]

The Guardsman's got enough experience getting domed by his superiors, the bottom is clearly the Guardsman

[supple thorn]

This guy gets it.

[gilded socket]

Ykw yeah

Makes sense

[fiery wave]

No, you suck as bottom though. Disobedient as all heck.

[supple thorn]

Im not givin you drinks, nor askin again... fool me once.. then shoot me.

[pseudo kelp]

Skaven have a form of communication that's just pheromones so the stinkiest rat tops

[sleek harness]

I cannot understand what y'all talking about

[pseudo kelp]

I think that's just the omegaverse though

[gilded socket]

Power bottom, skaven is a soft top

[supple thorn]

Ima bitch ass brat

[elder stone]

Hello hi

[supple thorn]

hiya

[brazen pelican]

I refuse.

[sleek harness]

Loosh what the hell is bottom and top

[brazen pelican]

Hehehehe.

[sleek harness]

We don't speak about theses terms in Skaven culture

[mighty fractal]

you're all going to hell

[fiery wave]

I KNOW YOU KARKING ARE!

[elder stone]

Bottom is the person who takes it

Top is the person who gives it

[sleek harness]

Better together than alone

[supple thorn]

what about power bottom?

[sleek harness]

[brazen pelican]

It’ll be warm and I’m gonna know people.

[elder stone]

Power bottom is the one who takes it but the top listens to them

[sleek harness]

Huh

[gilded socket]

You guys dont know what i an

[supple thorn]

hehehehehehehe

[elder stone]

Minor

[supple thorn]

yeah huh.

[warm jay]

Well what ane you

[sleek harness]

Since I now know the meaning I would like to say GO FUCK YOURSELF

[elder stone]

Im getting the sense that you are one

[gilded socket]

No thanks rotund specimen of queer activity

[elder stone]

You cant say that to a minor

[supple thorn]

You cannot fathom my reach or desires. 😈

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah right

Forgot about that

[warm jay]

Sounds like a job for the Arbitrators

[elder stone]

You have to put them in the time out corner

[elder stone]

Oh yeah its confirmed

[fiery wave]

"Come on, give it to me already rat. You know I want it." The guardman grabbed the fluff on the chest of the ratman on top of him. "Do it already..."

[sleek harness]

Don't you Americans have prison for kids?

[gilded socket]

Is this peak

[fiery wave]

(I am totally not writing more. >_>)

[supple thorn]

Taking too looonng

[elder stone]

Yeah its called Juvy

[supple thorn]

Some are some bad ass kids.

[sleek harness]

Good, put Maxine in one then

[elder stone]

ERP in general chat??

[sleek harness]

[fiery wave]

Uh huh.

[obtuse hornet]

I look back in this server for a second

[warm jay]

Don't make me say the V-word 😡

[sleek harness]

KARIEN YOU SICK BASTARD

[supple thorn]

absolutly your righting.

[sleek harness]

[obtuse hornet]

Aughghg bring me back to the minis channel, it's my safe place

[elder stone]

Troglodytes

[jaunty path]

Vinegar

[fiery wave]

More being a gremlin and teasing.

[warm jay]

Hah, "safe place"? You don't have one

[sleek harness]

I swear I would give anything to go back to General Chat one year ago

Before you all became insane

[brazen pelican]

Attention, Citizen. Multiple third-party individuals has reported one, or more, of your recent actions as being inappropriate.

[fiery wave]

I said I'm not.

[tawny grail]

lol I was just thinking how general chat was so much better pre-dlc

[supple thorn]

[tawny grail]

But I would take a year ago as well

[obtuse hornet]

Neither do you

[sleek harness]

People discovered that the word Lex is very close to the word Sex

And then went insane

[tawny grail]

Ulgo RP!

[warm jay]

"Slaaneshi Neurolictor" saying it can't be more ironic

[tawny grail]

Good times

[warm jay]

Oh, I'm glad you remember.

[supple thorn]

Oooohhhhhh, he said it.

[fiery wave]

Well, could go back to you getting patpats. Patpats.

[jaunty path]

Why so many admins? it's only a server with 40 thousand users.

[sleek harness]

Nevermind

Maybe the future is a better place

[warm jay]

40 thousand.. 40K...

[elder stone]

The Sexual Tension is unbearable

[sleek harness]

This is just a era that will pass

And everyone will grow to not being stupid

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

I need it

[tawny grail]

Is four admins really that many

[brazen pelican]

patpats

[supple thorn]

but ill still keep drinking.

[sleek harness]

Alright cool, Demoman

[jaunty path]

Some of you need a group chat or something

[south jetty]

I'm oiled up and FLEXING on the hereteks. No fiend will stand against Omnissian might! 🦾

[nocturne bloom]

Show?

[tawny grail]

Finally some classics

[warm jay]

I think the moment you join this server you sign some kind of transcendent pact with your neural system that borders off that development

[south jetty]

I'm grown and I'm still stupid

[elder stone]

?????

[south jetty]

You will never understand the blessings of the Omnissiah. No.

[fiery wave]

I am not carrying you tonight.

[sleek harness]

Thats because you skipped the biology lessons my guy

[supple thorn]

awww...

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds like you arent oiled up

[nocturne bloom]

[obtuse hornet]

Karking hell

[supple thorn]

shoulda seen that coming.

[sleek harness]

Projeki reb, remember when you were a Zealot Chatter?

[warm jay]

I wish.

[south jetty]

I'm incredibly oiled up. Anointed with the finest blessed oils, brought far from Stygies VIII. They serve well.

[sleek harness]

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never been in there longer than 5 minutes

[sleek harness]

Liar

[nocturne bloom]

No, not really

[sleek harness]

Liar

[nocturne bloom]

Dont associate me with those people

[sleek harness]

Yes I will, liar

[supple thorn]

ima go kill some poxers.

[south jetty]

You are more similar than you know

[elder stone]

Yeah you power bottom them

[supple thorn]

hehehehe.

[sleek harness]

Wait a second

[south jetty]

I was nice today. Continue being nice for me so I can be mean later

[sleek harness]

Thats you Astramidlight?

[south jetty]

yes ????

[sleek harness]

Thought you were a new person