general-chat

[modest flume]

Their talons are not funny

Fighting a large bird like that? Better off bayonet charging a Dreadnought

[stable fox]

Say no more

[gilded socket]

Blub blub

I wanna be a shark

[stable fox]

[trail isle]

Well you got human on the rng character creation Maxine

[elder stone]

Be an ape

[trail isle]

Idk what to tell you

[fiery wave]

Add in a some wolves.

[modest flume]

I'll be a croc or a komodo dragon

I can do what I want

I don't even need to eat

[somber stream]

I am a frog

[elder stone]

Bushman is a scaly lizard baddie irl

[marsh iris]

100 rejects vs 1 daemon prince of nurgle

[elder stone]

ribbit

[somber stream]

Ribbit ribbit

[round mica]

Gosh I'd hate to get messed up by a goose

[elder stone]

I cant make incriminating texts of myself calling myself an animal

[fiery wave]

You mean 4.

[modest flume]

Who thought making them hiss was funny?

Apparently swans are worse, but you didn't hear it from me

[fiery wave]

Bunnies hiss as well, and growl.

[tawny hearth]

every once in a while a rooster gets a person when they still have their spurs, like its very rare for someone to die to that but its possible

[fiery wave]

I had a dog in bunny form ages ago.

[misty trench]

yeah very lean, kinda gamey, delicious tho

like if you enjoy venison you'll enjoy kangaroo

[modest flume]

I see 🤔

[tawny hearth]

honestly they mostly leave you bruised and embarrassed, its pretty common in my area for a young kid to learn the hard way to give baby geese their space

[jade fable]

Is it true the Emperor betrayed and slaughtered the thunder warriors

[somber stream]

Yes

They were too unstable

[jade fable]

What an asshole

[somber stream]

ikr

[fiery wave]

Shamed and embarrassed by a goose.

[jade fable]

I wonder if any survived

[modest flume]

[somber stream]

Allegedly some did, went into hiding

[modest flume]

it wuz da alfer legin who did it

[somber stream]

Imperial propaganda

[modest flume]

on Big E's order

[gilded socket]

What if i try again

[jade fable]

What if the emperor meant to slaughter the primarchs too after their job was done

[somber stream]

Wasn't it custodes themselves?

[modest flume]

Custodes, Alpha Legion, and Proto-Dark Angels iirc

[tawny hearth]

i'm not sure if they would have actually lasted tho, they aren't made to last so they wouldn't live as long as the emp or his favorite boys... unless they got some help from elves or something

[trail isle]

You can only unlock the next one try attempt much later on in life

[somber stream]

No, Primarchs were supposed to be one of his better creations

[gilded socket]

Warch me

[jade fable]

Until something better rolled along

[modest flume]

As of the new-er-er lore, the Alpha Legion was actually the first legion

[somber stream]

Should be all dead by this pojnt

[trail isle]

It’s hard capped Maxine

[fiery wave]

You mean, be born like 2k years from now?

[trail isle]

Yeah

[jade fable]

Uh why

[trail isle]

Idk maybe 2k years

[jade fable]

Why would they change that

[frail lichen]

Alpha duh

[somber stream]

God it's hard to keep up with retcons

[halcyon glen]

I’d rather he fly

[tawny hearth]

i think they were meant to be permanent ways to extend his power... i don't think so many dying or turning was in his scope at all, but his plans got messed up when the sons got lost

[modest flume]

Because they are the alpha and the omega

[trail isle]

Depends on what theory you think happens after death kari

[jade fable]

Matt ward should retire

[tawny hearth]

so he couldn't even brainwash them from birth like he wanted

[modest flume]

First legion to be founded, last primarch(s) to be found, etc

[frail lichen]

90% sure he only writes ultramarines

[modest flume]

Except not really

Typical Alpha Legion shenanigans

[fiery wave]

Nothingness. Imo.

[trail isle]

Fair

[stable fox]

Ultramar is almost everywhere

[silver mango]

I wish I was at home killing heretics

[jade fable]

Maybe Horus wanst to wrong afterall

[tawny hearth]

i don't like most of the marine lore tbh, i prefer the more human stuff and ork stuff... maybe some kroot stuff because kroot are rad

[fiery wave]

If gods existed, they hate me with my luck and constant pain.

[modest flume]

I am KROOT

[frail lichen]

alpha legion best legion, 2nd only to thousand sons/rubric

[modest flume]

Alpha Legion represent 💪

[trail isle]

Dark heresy game owl cats making features a kroot

[stable fox]

GRRRRR KARKING CHANGER OF WAYS

[jade fable]

Horus hersey lore is great bro great writing some books are great works of fiction

[trail isle]

Repulsive I got a pic for you I’ll send it to ur dms

[tawny hearth]

thats cool, i'm finally playing rogue trader, just got to chapter 2

[frail lichen]

FUCK OFF NICO

[stable fox]

NEVER

[trail isle]

ROGUE TRADER RAAAAAHHH

[modest flume]

tbh I'm more fascinated with the marines pre-primarchs

[fiery wave]

I rather nothing at that point. If my God OCs exist, well, they can have my soul if so.

[jade fable]

Ultramarine lore and stories are so camoy and corny

Which is a shame as Im a Romanphile

[modest flume]

Also how the Dark Angels could probably go start their own spin-off empire and probably outlast even Ultramar

[stable fox]

Especially Titus one?

[modest flume]

They're the ones with all the DAoT tech

[somber stream]

Marine wasn't all that bad, before Primaris that is

[jade fable]

Maybe tzeentch is the lesser evil afterall

[tawny hearth]

i just never found marines that cool so i never could get into the stories out side of some of the better short stories

[stable fox]

[tawny hearth]

i do get why people like them tho and the overall story is good

[jade fable]

Nice flashlight

[modest flume]

Warsmith Honsou is most disappointed in you

[stable fox]

💥

[tawny hearth]

they just want you to have a good time

[stable fox]

[modest flume]

A thousand years of digging a hole

[trail isle]

You will like the one space marine companion in rt he’s pretty fun

[jade fable]

Warmaster horus did nothing wrong

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

SM are most boring, can we have more Eldar tales. Bonus if yuri with a Sister?

[tawny hearth]

is he the grey knight on the cover? lol i like grey knights because they are quirky for marines

[trail isle]

Oh nah the cover guy is a space wolf

[tawny hearth]

oh is that a space wolf

[trail isle]

He’s got the Viking axe

[stable fox]

Karking slaneesh daemon in you is at it again

[modest flume]

Craftworld Iyanden carrying the collective Eldar race on their backs

[jade fable]

Space Furrys

[trail isle]

The rogue trader isn’t that quirky they get a fucking grey knight companion lol

Unbeatable rizz at that point lol

[modest flume]

Also that other craftworld that has been fighting in the Warp nearly non-stop since The Fall

[jade fable]

What does the chat think of Tau

[stable fox]

Fish

[trail isle]

Blue

[somber stream]

fISH

[tawny hearth]

lol i mean given how the first chapter ended for me i could see a grey knight joining for a small time

[jade fable]

Tau are just space asians right?

[tawny hearth]

like if he was already around

[halcyon glen]

Ra

[trail isle]

Fair honestly lol

[modest flume]

Ironically enough, I thought they were cool, before they made them grimderp with the Etherals being master manipulators instead of, well, actually caring

[somber stream]

Should be Japanese ye

[elder stone]

agh

[halcyon glen]

Ráaah. Si-kh' páaah. Míh, D'oh! Dáki-miú. Yahh! Sasasasa sáaahh. bsssh! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro'ti! Rapatìta Bogot-há! Rapatìta Bogot-cha! Bossa! Bambi'ah. Rapatitlé-chá! Raparrule, mmmmmmmmmmhh... Bassa ooh! Bassa ooh! Bassa ooh! Bassa ooh! Ooooooooh-aaaah! Wukuloo! Wuku'ooh! Ye-ja-yeh! Ruh! Ruh! Luku-u! Yu! Uh-Ruh, Uh-Ruh, Fuh-Luh, Uh-Tuh, Liú-Muh, Uh-Ruh Uuuuuuooooouuuuooooo

[modest flume]

Same

[fiery wave]

Is just me though. WDYM?

[trail isle]

Sadly the von valancius dynasty probably can’t afford a grey knight

Also there’s probably like 0-1 grey nights in the Koronos expanse at best

[jade fable]

Angron did nothing wrong

[somber stream]

I don't like Grey Knights

[trail isle]

Ur correct on that one

[stable fox]

[tawny hearth]

yeah they dont' really spread out lol

[trail isle]

But he was angry a bit too much

[somber stream]

Culled like half the population of Armageddon during the first war

[jade fable]

Same brother
They are total Mary sues

[stable fox]

Who aren't

[trail isle]

The guardsman

[stable fox]

Even salamanders could be

[tawny hearth]

honestly i only like them because one of the armies the friend who taught me to play 40k was grey knights and i liked beating him with my orks when he played them

the models are cool at least

[jade fable]

Ogryns are more interesting to me than grey knights

[gilded socket]

For th god emperor

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[somber stream]

They fucked the guard over with the newest edition

[elder merlin]

[jade fable]

Kekd audibly

[somber stream]

Literally unplayable now

[jade fable]

Who are the soace jews in 40k

[fiery wave]

What?

[somber stream]

Oh well, more darktide

[trail isle]

Why so?

[tawny hearth]

tau are more interesting to me than any marine and all i know about tau is that they're above all this warp nonsense and they let the kroot be around

[stable fox]

judges you for no reason.

[trail isle]

Literally just stay in ur caste and no issues lol

[tawny hearth]

the only reason i know so much marine lore is because its part of everything too often lol

[jade fable]

Then tell me, what is gene seed

[tawny hearth]

lol like i know almost nothing else about them, i'm not even sure how much lore they even have

[trail isle]

A good amount

[tawny hearth]

its the thing that grows all the extra organs that make a marine into a marine basically

its the actual invention of the emp to make artificial versions of what he is

[jade fable]

Is it testicles like thyroid testicles

[trail isle]

Nah it’s like a brain tumor

Except it makes you a Demi god

And it’s stored in the ribs

Where the pancreas is

[tawny hearth]

lol real talk? its probably akin to parts of the brain or at least some sort of signaling organ, because it instructs the body to become a marine more than it creates anything itself

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheAstraMilitarum/comments/1lw03zr/welcome_to_you_were_too_strong_for_most_of_the/

Tl:dr

Guard was winning too much, GW said no now

[tawny hearth]

like it literally tells the body "yeah we need a second heart and like 5 times the mass and water breathing lungs" and the body is like "well i mean you have the plans so who are we to say no?"

[trail isle]

Yikes

[tawny hearth]

which is like... the most actual science thing in all of 40k

[trail isle]

I don’t play but I understand that nerf yikes

[tawny hearth]

because most of 40k is silly magic nonsense lol

[trail isle]

Bye bye combat points being spent to reinforce them with numbers

[somber stream]

My Steel Legion army sitting in a corner for years now:

[trail isle]

It’s staying in the pile of shame

[tawny hearth]

i feel your pain at least kind of, i was playing orks when they were 2 editions behind and it was bleak

[elder stone]

send em my way

[somber stream]

Fuck no

[trail isle]

My friend 3d prints the funni miniatures so I’m gonna assemble a d&d ass looking party

[somber stream]

They're my boys till the end

[elder stone]

paypal me 500 usd so I can make an army xoxo

[trail isle]

That’s like 800 dollars Australian babe

[fiery wave]

Look, is that or Cultist-chan x Sister (Rengarde?).

[trail isle]

I have 400 dollars loosh

[tawny hearth]

i haven't bought minis in forever but 500 seems cheap lol

[elder stone]

I have 330

[south jetty]

The Killer

theyre out there

[trail isle]

Which is like 200 dollars Australian for me

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

🏃

[elder stone]

400 aud is 260 usd

[trail isle]

But yeah am waiting for the next time friend invites me to paint so I can finish the sisters of battle

I forgor the conversion

[south jetty]

my jaw dropped irl man

[fiery wave]

Hrmph.

[elder merlin]

[tawny hearth]

lol tbf it might be cheaper now adays, i mostly bought models when metal models were the norm... my army had like 12 killer kanz in it and each one cost like 25 bucks or more

12 killer kanz and like 300+ other models i think

it was alot because it was a green tide army

[sleek harness]

Can you give me some money then, rich guy?

[tawny hearth]

i worked at a game store that sold them, i actually charged them against my future paychecks... there was like a year i was working for models basically

[elder merlin]

[tawny hearth]

i was a teen at the time so yeah

i bought models later but not as many

[sleek harness]

I don't speak in memory

I want money

Money

[tawny hearth]

if you find some let me know where and we'll split it bro

[trail isle]

G’day skaven

[sleek harness]

Its 1 am

[trail isle]

I said g’day did I not?

[tawny hearth]

1am is part of the day

[elder merlin]

Dont give him money, he just wants it to buy his warp crack rocks

[elder stone]

11 pm and Im already dying

[fiery wave]

You can have hedpats. Patpats.

[gilded socket]

Gay rat like gay fish

[sleek harness]

NEITHER THAT

[trail isle]

Deserved

[sleek harness]

Fatshark?

[gilded socket]

Huh

[sleek harness]

Nothing

[gilded socket]

Dumbass

[trail isle]

Excessive

[sleek harness]

You are the dumbass one here

[gilded socket]

Naah

[sleek harness]

You keep calling me gay

[elder merlin]

[trail isle]

Is there a problem with being gay?

[gilded socket]

Yeah

[trail isle]

Means ur happy are u not?

[gilded socket]

Is there?

[sleek harness]

I am not gay

[tawny hearth]

you have to date men

[trail isle]

[fiery wave]

He mad at getting patpats.

[elder stone]

What if im lesban

[fiery wave]

Very Tsundere.

[gilded socket]

Its your fault

[tawny hearth]

alot less problems tbh

i've dated both

not lesbians they wouldn't like me but you know what i mean

i feel for people who can only date men, its a raw deal

[elder stone]

you gotta compete for dominance

[somber stream]

What if

[elder stone]

like 2 lions

[somber stream]

Hear me out

[elder stone]

No Licht

[trail isle]

I’m winning that battle currently

[elder stone]

Nah

[gilded socket]

I blame loosh

[somber stream]

Mutual understanding and proper communication

[trail isle]

Yeah

[elder stone]

BOOORRRIIIINGGGG

[trail isle]

Overrated

[trail isle]

I don’t

[somber stream]

Mental issues and rough rides it is

[elder stone]

We can flip flop

[gilded socket]

I still do

[sleek harness]

Wingnut wheres my 499 dollars

That you promised

[elder stone]

"How can I get attention from Loosh?"

[somber stream]

You two still at it?

[elder stone]

Apparently

[gilded socket]

Bergalicious

[elder stone]

Atp everything I say is as a reaction

[tawny hearth]

i told you i'm bad at keep track of money, you shouldn't have asked me to watch it for you

[sleek harness]

But you promised to give me money

I even have a screenshot of it

[gilded socket]

Oooo

[marsh iris]

attention scum

[tawny hearth]

if i find it you can have it, if you find it we can split it 50/50

processing fees

[sleek harness]

Fool

[nocturne bloom]

fine fat shit, i wont play dt

[gilded socket]

Fat shit darkdookie

[elder stone]

Its at a point where I dont even know why she still tries to push it

[somber stream]

Eh, just ignore till they reach out

[nocturne bloom]

discord wars

[elder stone]

Im blocked thats the issue

[elder stone]

Yes Lamia good job

[nocturne bloom]

[marsh iris]

i had a popup error saying some connection error during a HISTG fight, surrounded by shit, by the time i clicked OK I was already downed by the surrounding shits. the game still running OK though, thanks a lot fatshit

[sleek harness]

"""War"""

[nocturne bloom]

kicked me out

[elder stone]

Its more like terrorism considering Im just not doing anything

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhh okay?

[marsh iris]

i thought i was gonna kicked out but connection is still fine lmao

[sleek harness]

If thats what you think it is sure

[elder stone]

Discord terrorists

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

[marsh iris]

fatshit sabotaging rejects trying to have fun

[gilded socket]

Ngl i find it funny

[nocturne bloom]

i was messing with new people

[south jetty]

i wish power maul was goo

d

good

[somber stream]

It is wtf

[sleek harness]

It is

[somber stream]

I killed gods with it

[south jetty]

wait did it get buffed at some point

I will find out

[sleek harness]

Awalys have been good

[somber stream]

No rat it was dogshit before

[south jetty]

shut up im about to find out

[sleek harness]

I meant that for ogryns

[marsh iris]

shut up

[halcyon glen]

The fear is as old as the world

[sleek harness]

Ogryns can't know if their weapons are good or not

[trail isle]

That’s just cuz the Ogryn is that good

[south jetty]

yeah? watch me

[trail isle]

It does job kill bad guy

[marsh iris]

im going to shake you

[somber stream]

I made a bunch of marinated egg some day ago

[elder stone]

But its really not

[sleek harness]

@upper citrus saltzpyre its been a long time so I am pinging you to see if you are still alive

And praising Sigmar

[upper citrus]

I am, yes

[sleek harness]

Good

[upper citrus]

Nice to see you're alive too

You're alive right?

[somber stream]

Are you both Brazillian

[sleek harness]

Dude I am awalys in general every day

[gilded socket]

Lies

[sleek harness]

Saltzpyre probably British

[somber stream]

I see

[tawny hearth]

sounds like something a vampire in hiding would say

[somber stream]

We're all at risk of randomly getting stabbed every day

[elder stone]

Schizophrenia

[somber stream]

Make sense to check up on each other

[sleek harness]

I killed your dog

[gilded socket]

Mergh

[somber stream]

Get bent rat, i don't have a dog

[tame hemlock]

they must be cooking with the upcoming patch

[tawny hearth]

naw i just think it would be kind of neat if vampires were discovered in this chat

[elder stone]

mmmmmmmmm

what?

[sleek harness]

2 more guns and Veteran Nerf

[gilded socket]

Doubt

[sleek harness]

It will be peak ngl

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

[sweet trail]

?

[somber stream]

?

[gilded socket]

A lot

[elder stone]

Get bent as in...get bent?

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh double? Idk

[elder stone]

You know what I mean

[sweet trail]

fatshark please can you please make ppl in strike teams be in the same morning star always

[sleek harness]

Crit worth

[tawny hearth]

one of the guns just randomly nerfs something about the vets in match every time you shoot it

[somber stream]

Get fucked is what i meant

[sleek harness]

SHUT UP

[sweet trail]

how much

[tame hemlock]

it depends on the weapon, you can Inspect them and check their damage table to find out

[elder stone]

🫦

[gilded socket]

At least 3

[somber stream]

[sleek harness]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[sweet trail]

icey

[somber stream]

Yeah good idea

[trail isle]

Reddit post says 25% extra

[elder stone]

@nocturne bloom its 12 AM what the fuck are you doing on Fallout NV

[trail isle]

That’s as much surface level looking I’m gonna do

[somber stream]

That's peak time to play modded Fallout wym

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[trail isle]

It’s a good game

[sleek harness]

Are you stalking him? He just opened the game

[elder stone]

No Im not saying its bad

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

Im saying why is this employed individual on the game

[trail isle]

I never said you were calling it bad

[elder stone]

I CARE

[elder stone]

You implied by saying its a good game

when I wasnt mentioning the quality

[elder merlin]

I think September probably

[trail isle]

You asked why is he on it

I said it’s a good game

[elder stone]

yap yap yap

[sweet trail]

where

[trail isle]

Meaning to the fact why wouldn’t you play a game you enjoy at a inconvenient time

[tawny hearth]

i mean you are saying its not good enough to risk future employment over, so you are saying its not that great

[elder merlin]

I miss Predator: Concrete Jungle

[elder stone]

No I mean I care for Lamia's well being I am in my care arc rn

[tame hemlock]

in your inventory select the weapon then there's a inspect button on the right side, click on that, then on the bottom right there should be a button to check the damage table

[elder stone]

Next arc I go through is the hate and dread arc

[trail isle]

You have siege and clash installed what care arc are you on Pooks?

[sleek harness]

You seem to care too much

[elder stone]

Youre right

[elder stone]

Just because I watched him through his window open the game doesnt mean I care too much

[trail isle]

Ik im right babe

We’re into connected I receive all the brainrot you observe

[elder merlin]

One day i'll be good at Darktide again

[elder stone]

oh thats bad

[sleek harness]

You are Paul

[elder stone]

you know what I watched last night

oh no

[sleek harness]

You are just tired

And old

[trail isle]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Interconnected?

[trail isle]

Jynxi punching his camera for the 7th time

[fiery wave]

Is he still W+M1 everything?

[elder stone]

holy shit this is actually accurate 😭

[sleek harness]

What is a W+M1

Is it a gun?

[elder stone]

W key + Mouse 1

[fiery wave]

Left stick up+right trigger.

[elder merlin]

Honestly its the heat, or psyker just fuckin sucks now, or i've been playing all the other classes so much that i cant play psyker anymore

[sleek harness]

I am not a PC user to understand

[elder merlin]

Or all of those things

[sleek harness]

Speak in Xbox

[tawny hearth]

i respect controller players, it seems hard to play with a controller

[fiery wave]

I translated.

[sleek harness]

Paul is in heat

[trail isle]

Right here

[elder merlin]

Gears of war, Halo 2, Crysis, Odst

[gilded socket]

I hate children

[trail isle]

Halo wars

[elder merlin]

Same

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 (August 24 2025)

[somber stream]

All of which are now PC

[fiery wave]

Was brain dead fun.

[somber stream]

AHAHAHAHA

[sleek harness]

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Real

[trail isle]

No halo 5 yet thank god

[elder merlin]

Too bad nobody likes pc

[elder stone]

Why would anyone buy a PS atp

[trail isle]

Demon souls

[somber stream]

Halo stop at Reach

[trail isle]

Ghost of yotei

[fiery wave]

I did though, unless you use fighting sticks.

[elder merlin]

I buy playstation so i dont have to deal with pc people

[trail isle]

I so wonder when noble 6 is gonna come out of the cave

[sleek harness]

Why would anyone buy a PC at the moment? The next Xbox generation will be like a PC

[elder stone]

This is true

[gilded socket]

Gaystation and gaybox, which way westernman

[round mica]

I dont understand why they thought changing the engine behind halo would fix any of the issues.

Apparantly the tension at the studio is crazy

[fiery wave]

So why poke me to play with Fwuffy-thing and you?

[halcyon glen]

I’d rather be high

[elder stone]

good thing I purchased my yawn 4 xboxes and yawn 2 pcs prior to this yawn

[sonic raft]

this is sarcasim right???

[elder merlin]

New studio doesnt think and or like halo

[sleek harness]

No its serious

[elder merlin]

Shhhhhhh

[elder stone]

hi frauka

[round mica]

Makes sense

[trail isle]

They got a lot of temp workers to work on the engine then they left and the new temp contract workers didn’t know how the code worked

[sonic raft]

hi loosh

[trail isle]

Truely peak infinite development

[sleek harness]

Next Xbox generation will use PC system

[round mica]

You're joking right

[elder stone]

How goes the campaign

[trail isle]

No I’m being serious

[gilded socket]

Wurgh

[trail isle]

That game was going through development hell

[sonic raft]

finished the campaign and maxed my weapons out and working on getting through damnation now

[elder stone]

Good job

[final plover]

@golden patio

[sonic raft]

thank you king

[fiery wave]

WDYM?

[elder merlin]

I mean i lied

[sonic raft]

reeeee

[elder merlin]

I got a playstation cause xbox fucking sucks

[sonic raft]

console moment

[elder merlin]

After the 360 it was all downhill, its why i went to the ps4

[sleek harness]

Friendship ended

[trail isle]

You poor soul

[fiery wave]

I think Fwuffy-thing will not play with you anymore.

[elder merlin]

Pretty much, i just dont know shit about pcs or pc maintenance, so i just dont bother with them

[sleek harness]

How could you insult my green box

[sonic raft]

i need so much more diamantine these upgrades take so long is there a way to farm it quickly

[elder stone]

I’m hurt

[elder stone]

Mortis trials

[elder merlin]

He'll have to when i buy him helldivers 2

His brazilian honor demands it

[fiery wave]

Damnation if you loot and can win.

[elder stone]

Auric Mortis so easy me and Harley did it instantly

[sonic raft]

you dont need to know any PC maintenance other than keeping it clean lol. most ive done is upgrade the ram which a toddler can do

[elder merlin]

Outlast trials

[somber stream]

Helldivers 2 mentioned

[sleek harness]

OLD MAN IS BUYING ME A 60 DOLLAR GAME

[somber stream]

@elder stone We playin tomorrow

[trail isle]

Did we actually I forgor

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[elder merlin]

Doubtful

[elder stone]

Tomorrow as in your tomorrow or my tomorrow

[sonic raft]

ive only done the easiest one and omg it took soooo long with randoms

[elder stone]

My tomorrow is in 8 minutes

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[sonic raft]

i mean pre builts exist for a reason

[trail isle]

Can I be invited to this tomorrow game

[elder stone]

It takes less time with a team

[elder stone]

Yessss

[elder merlin]

Calm down, you act like that is a big deal

[fiery wave]

See, he actually likes you.

[somber stream]

Yes
17th July @elder stone

[elder stone]

Licht invite harles for the game sesh

[sleek harness]

BUT IT IS

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[sonic raft]

smh not even an east cost supremisist

[elder stone]

Alrighty

[trail isle]

Can you give me that in 24 hours from now licht

[elder merlin]

My buddy gave me one of them, some 5 year old little box thing, i use it to download music

[trail isle]

Within a 24 hour timer I can set up

[elder stone]

My state feeds the country

[somber stream]

Literally 17th July

Wait

[halcyon glen]

I’ve got seven days to live my life or seven ways to die

[elder merlin]

Shut up

[sonic raft]

mine does too #mogged

[halcyon glen]

Rude

[elder stone]

About 26 hours

[elder merlin]

Maybe

[sonic raft]

you can also buy one for the price of the next xbox and run games 2x better

[elder stone]

Maybe 30

[sleek harness]

All because we became friends by playing Darktide

[trail isle]

26 hours damn

That’s a lot

[elder stone]

Mine does it better

[trail isle]

That’s like

[elder stone]

(I’m not from the state)

[sonic raft]

i am from PA where r u from

[elder merlin]

Only game i wanted to play was League, little thing stopped being able to run that without lagging and dcing

[elder stone]

Kyiv but now im in KS

[trail isle]

Idk my 6pm from now

[fiery wave]

Things happen, you know.

[elder merlin]

Either that or the internet was just bad

Who knows

[sonic raft]

as a league player tbh thats a good thing ur pc cant run it lol

[elder merlin]

[sonic raft]

from one farm to another smh

[elder stone]

One radioactive farm to one conservative farm

[somber stream]

9 AM US time?

[elder stone]

US time means jackshit for Harley

[somber stream]

Should be about 3 CEST for me

EST

[sleek harness]

Karien I got question

Do you have Helldiver 2?

[elder merlin]

When will Beastman class release

[fiery wave]

No.

[somber stream]

Isn't Harley American

[elder merlin]

[sonic raft]

the closest ive gotten to ukraine is romania and that shit looks exactly like rural PA its hilarious

[elder stone]

Aussie

[somber stream]

Oh damn

Then 3 PM CEST

[elder merlin]

The bike or the quin?

[elder stone]

All of Eastern Europe is just a big ass farm

[somber stream]

The bike

[sonic raft]

true. look like the US but more castles. and good food

[elder merlin]

Maybe? Who knows honestly

[fiery wave]

My Steam is public, you can see every game I have, even the smut VNs.

[elder stone]

Very

[sleek harness]

Damn, now you are making me think of buying it for you in the future

[elder stone]

But Ukraine is just the best Euro country smh

Nobody can compete

[sonic raft]

naurrr

[elder stone]

Don’t look at the Tarkov parts

[sonic raft]

spain solos

lmfao

[elder stone]

Hell nah

[sonic raft]

at least the tarkov parts keep the rent cheap

[elder stone]

Imagine having a secessionist movement

[sonic raft]

they have nude beaches. gg

[elder stone]

Smh

[trail isle]

He asked if you had hd2 you didn’t have to mention the smut part lol

[sonic raft]

it gives them more culture

[fiery wave]

I am autistically blunt.

[trail isle]

Good for you

[sonic raft]

also is it just me or does arbite seem very op. i want it so bad but idk if its worth the $12

[elder stone]

In Ukraine you can bribe the cops to walk nude in the city

💪

[somber stream]

Is fun

Fun = worth

[trail isle]

Counterpoint however kari

Ur DMs

[sonic raft]

yeah but then someone bribes the cops to put you in the next hostel movie

[elder merlin]

Its worth it

[halcyon glen]

Nude

[elder merlin]

Until they probably nerf it anyway

[sonic raft]

they seem like baby orgryn its sick

or however u spell it

[fiery wave]

If you can afford it, yes. Otherwise play only oggy.

[halcyon glen]

My workplace has a nude day

[elder stone]

It’s like a mini tank yeah

[elder merlin]

Ogryn and Vet combined

[elder stone]

????

[fiery wave]

You started it.

[elder merlin]

But better than both

[sonic raft]

seems liek the dream

that makes sense

[trail isle]

Doesn’t matter

[ancient wedge]

how can you post images?

[halcyon glen]

Bones and oogies on a silver screen

[elder stone]

#darktide-pics-vids + red name

[sonic raft]

need to play psy next and join chaos tho

[trail isle]

It’s funni anyways

[ancient wedge]

how do you get a red name lol

[sleek harness]

Karien, why the fuck you have 1053 games on your Steam

[elder stone]

Just chat

[ancient wedge]

alr thanks lol

[elder merlin]

Steam games are cheap

Sales all the time

[fiery wave]

Because I have bundle leftovers since Humble choice existed.

[gilded socket]

Argonian slit got me acting unwise, i have to tweak, the nine command it

[fiery wave]

And leftovers from bundles they didn't want.

[elder merlin]

Only good thing about steam, that and the refund system

[trail isle]

Ah humblebundle I see

[sonic raft]

by the nine im geeking (ive never played skyrim)

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

Ppl hand me leftover games.

[trail isle]

Makes sense that’s like 5 bundles

1000 games

Makes sense

[sleek harness]

8032 hours in Dota 2

[lapis spear]

Sir this is darktide gen chat not slaanesh chat

[elder stone]

my golden throne (worn out old office chair that I use for gaming) is falling apart

[gilded socket]

Imdeed yuri man

[fiery wave]

I know like 3 ppl with HC so chances I get the stuff I want.

[gilded socket]

You speak sir to @sleek harness

[fiery wave]

Is free. I have no money. So traded for years.

[gilded socket]

Tweaking

[sonic raft]

get urself a hermie milly they are goated

[fiery wave]

Profit bought me some nicer games.

[elder stone]

Im broke

😭

[fiery wave]

Before non-tradable/marketable.

[sonic raft]

the meta is to look at office surplus and get them for like 90% off

[elder stone]

Fair

[scenic berry]

@golden patio

[stark bobcat]

@golden patio

[round mica]

I have collected all the different tobasscco sauces

[fiery wave]

Just how many kids is he dad of?

[stark bobcat]

2

[south jetty]

power maul good

[sleek harness]

Okay, thanks to you I now know theres a Lord of the Rings Lego game

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

I have every except movie 2 and that Horizon one.

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[south jetty]

bro wants to play toys

[fiery wave]

And the undercover one.

[round mica]

Lego star wars used to be the GAME

[primal hill]

Anyone free to help me get just a flesh wound penece on zealot?

[fiery wave]

Oh and that brick one from another dev.

[south jetty]

let me do Morty trials please.............

[fiery wave]

I like LEGO games, kay?

[elder stone]

The Lego Star wars Saga 🗣️

[sleek harness]

Holy shit you have Crime Scene Cleaner

Very fan of I am

[fiery wave]

Is fun. I considered powerwash sim DLCs, but $53 on sale was too much still.

[elder merlin]

I used to play the shit out of the clone wars on ps2

[primal hill]

Anyone free to help me get just a flesh wound penece on zealot?

[sleek harness]

But uhhhhhh how did you do all the 50 achievements in under 8 hours

[fiery wave]

Speedrun every map minmax.

Parkour over stuff.

[sleek harness]

Karien is a better crime scene cleaner than me

This scares me

[fiery wave]

Things WILL be cleaned.

No evidences.

[primal hill]

Anyone free to help me get just a flesh wound penece on zealot i have party up on NA

[round mica]

Ps2 starwars as a kid is a huge chunk of what's that word

[sleek harness]

Dude we already saw your message

Don't need to repeat it

[round mica]

Nostalgia

[gilded socket]

Potassium

[primal hill]

sorry

[sleek harness]

DELTARUNE REFERENCE

[fiery wave]

Joke is, the museum was the hardest... mostly cos I keep forgetting where I left things.

[sleek harness]

Nah its fine

[elder stone]

Best bet is probably the lfg channels

[primal hill]

im trying both

[elder stone]

ah

[fiery wave]

By that, I mean portraits and such.

[gilded socket]

Get the banana

Kris

Get the banana

Potassium

[trail isle]

Pay your fucking bills Kris

[elder stone]

Im too tired for ts

[trail isle]

Kill yourself spamtom

[trail isle]

Sleep

[gilded socket]

Susie my goat

[elder stone]

I will get ready for that action now.

[sleek harness]

Chapter 5 spoliers ||Kris is asexual||

[trail isle]

Spoilers

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Spoliers

[trail isle]

Spoolers

[gilded socket]

Kys

[trail isle]

Excessive

[elder stone]

Dont open the spoilers to not get spoiled

[sleek harness]

No more calling me gay?

[elder stone]

You justtriggered being called gay

jujstuointernioherstnijkowhretnikojwrhtehtrwg'4oji

english

[sleek harness]

Englosh

[gilded socket]

GAY

[elder stone]

English is my 33rd language Im sorry

[sleek harness]

But I don't like being called gay

[fiery wave]

You cute, fwuffy-thing. Boops.

[sleek harness]

Thats very offensive

[elder stone]

God I wish that was me

[vapid stratus]

goon

[gilded socket]

Eh

[sleek harness]

Want to switch places?

[elder stone]

Being called gay? Nah....

[gilded socket]

Some drown while others die of thirst

[sleek harness]

But you are gay

[elder stone]

No Im not

[sleek harness]

If you want pets from Karien

[vapid stratus]

i am autismgaming420

[sleek harness]

You are gay

[elder stone]

Thats not gay

[vapid stratus]

hi gay im autismgaming420

[elder stone]

autismgaming420

[vapid stratus]

why are you ado

[trail isle]

An epic name autismgaming420

[elder stone]

Because im ado

[vapid stratus]

i agree

[fiery wave]

Naw, I see fwuffy things and wanna cuddle and scritch behind their ears.

[gilded socket]

Lmao

[vapid stratus]

uhhhhhh i like ogryn ogryns my favorite class

that's all

[sleek harness]

I don't believe skavens are fluffy

[vapid stratus]

:P

[elder stone]

Thank you for your input autismgaming420

my favorite class is zealot

[sleek harness]

Metaslave

[vapid stratus]

waow

[sleek harness]

Bully him

[elder stone]

I run loner

you twat

[trail isle]

Is it because I main zealot💅

[fiery wave]

Is why my puppo (5 years now. Birthday a couple of days ago) gets a ton of cuddles and wuv.

[elder stone]

Maybe

[gilded socket]

Aww

[sleek harness]

Runs away from teammates

[fiery wave]

That's a lie.

[sleek harness]

Knife zealot

Kill him

[trail isle]

Shroudfield mf

I like chorus

Gold toughness make me happy

[sleek harness]

You like chores?

[trail isle]

Yea

[elder stone]

I use relic blade + book when I feel useful

[fiery wave]

You can find pics lost in psyker mains tbh.

Don't ask why I post there.

[gilded socket]

Ah

[sleek harness]

You guys won't believe what I am listening right now

[gilded socket]

Holy fucking copy cat

[elder stone]

Sofia The First

[sleek harness]

No

[elder stone]

Dang

[gilded socket]

Damn

Imagine

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/4Duh5-YgGJQ?si=xECxYYlHyuoXo4QW

Its peak

[round mica]

I would have never guessed that in 1000 years

[gilded socket]

Buns

[elder stone]

Deltarune music

[sleek harness]

I could have given the tip that I like Deltarune and I am

[gilded socket]

Ok

[round mica]

Brazill!

[stable fox]

Roedor

[round mica]

I can't get that brunhino mars song out of my head

[sleek harness]

That word sucks ngl

[gilded socket]

I hate fun

[tired steeple]

Penances progressing

I hate this one

[round mica]

https://youtu.be/SQ5Jt99fiZg?si=1ljGrQLHzaAbSX_s

[sleek harness]

Magoes

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

Good luck autokratos

[tired steeple]

It’s the “get firing volley to last 20 seconds”

Thanks

[elder stone]

Youve said ths 6 times

[tired steeple]

Got more psyker ones done

[covert ocean]

Hey this Nurgle guy is kinda cool

[gaunt wind]

[gilded crown]

Hii

[round mica]

Nooo brother!

[tired steeple]

Of all the chaos gods

[sleek harness]

Very peak

[tired steeple]

I can’t agree

[sleek harness]

Want to know another peak?

https://youtu.be/7Y3sV6o-UbA?si=wq9n0ETiNXrQqzub

[tired steeple]

I think only khorne is worse

[muted rock]

CONTROL

[elder stone]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[gilded socket]

Hate fun confirmed

[covert ocean]

Sorry mane u just ain't cut out for the 6th

[sleek harness]

Come on, you like it

[elder stone]

I do NOT like deltarune

[round mica]

I thinkif I was in warhammer I'd be a servitor skull xD

[sleek harness]

So far fun

[muted rock]

YAYYYY how far are u

[tired steeple]

That’s a good thing

Servo skulls were people who were pretty liked in life

Unlike servitors

[sleek harness]

After meeting with that one lady that has a bomb striped on her chest idk

[muted rock]

emily?

[sleek harness]

Loosh, Deltarune is good game

Why no like?

[azure hollow]

Dude just aggroed dh and immediately left, what a player

[sleek harness]

Yes

[round mica]

I dont know what deltarune is

[sleek harness]

[muted rock]

thats like only the first 10 mins 😭

[sleek harness]

Brother of Undertale

[elder stone]

Not my style tbh

Not saying its a bad game

[sleek harness]

It was half a hour for me

[gilded socket]

Pottassium

[nocturne bloom]

Peaking

[elder stone]

edge

[fiery wave]

GL NightOcean.

[sleek harness]

Ok...

[nocturne bloom]

Omg how did you know

[elder stone]

You are THE coomer

[visual tree]

Did Obesemegalodon forget to pay their AWS premium tier bill?

[tired steeple]

Should I play control as well?

[nocturne bloom]

Coomin 4 you

[visual tree]

Servers crashing like crazy...

[tired steeple]

Thank you

[sleek harness]

You must like this one tho
https://youtu.be/JRoODp-FP1M?si=u1aLsNv_lPLdwz42

[visual tree]

TY Unexpected error.

[fiery wave]

Slaanesh best. :3

[elder stone]

Its not bad

[fiery wave]

Maybe?

[elder stone]

I like it more than the other ones

[muted rock]

YES

[visual tree]

Slaanesh even can give you good gifts...just ask the Ubersreik 5, or 4...it doesn't matter...

[tired steeple]

Indeed. But my theme here is the mechanicus so I’m gonna say something about the omnisiah or whatever

[fiery wave]

Yes, gud game. Is fun. Make sure you have good actual ultimate... not the shitty games ver.

[tired steeple]

Okay thanks

[sleek harness]

See? I was right

[elder stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTTTXhUlRUQ&list=PL9Vg6uCFObb5Wh24nbPBNJNrKSVXs9C2v
I like the RoN OST

[fiery wave]

Do tell, wasn't around for Chaos Wastes tbh. SoT release killed literally any interest.

[gilded socket]

Mechanicum is my favorite book

[muted rock]

the ultimate one was on sale for $5 during summer sale. like the cheapest $5 for one of the best games ever made

[fiery wave]

XD But you could be uhhhh... A heretek? Is that right?

[sleek harness]

The second song is literally just breakcore

[elder stone]

yuh

[tired steeple]

In another life perhaps

[fiery wave]

Yes, but one humble choice ver was the shitty old ver.

[visual tree]

All other chaos gods have a random detrimental effect on a map...If it's Slaanesh, you have a 1/3 chance for it to be a positive effect that drops consumables and coins from orbs that spawn on specials/elites and try to make a break for the end of the map. =D You have to destroy those orbs and they drop loot for you. In exchange, there is no loot in chests.

[fiery wave]

I suppose. Things could be.

[gilded socket]

Fuck chaos

Fuck heretics

[fiery wave]

So kill for loot???

Ooooooooo

[visual tree]

Ya =)

[trail isle]

You forgot the mutants Maxine

[gilded socket]

Yeah i fuck that too

[trail isle]

The traitor the xenos and the mutant yea

[visual tree]

@fiery wave on those maps you can also farm them at the end to get more coins for boons from the shrines. =)

[trail isle]

Kill those guys

[tired steeple]

I mesn

“Fuck mutants”

[elder stone]

What about the one who doesnt agree with our opinions?

[tired steeple]

Looks at cassia from rogue trader

Don’t mind if I do

[fiery wave]

Profit. Sharing in the excess, yep. Best goddess.

[visual tree]

I played VT2 after Darktide...i recommend it, it's fun. More melee focused and slightly more janky until you get used to it =)

[gilded socket]

And most importantly fuck sisters of battle

[tired steeple]

Chaos wastes is mortis trials but good btw

[fiery wave]

I mostly hated the controls. It was really bad on controller with no added accessiblity that they added to DT.

[visual tree]

Ya, Mortis Trials almost makes you invincible... =D

[gilded socket]

Mortis these nuts

[tawny hearth]

if you like darktide and are expecting a bit more jank then you'll have a great time

[fiery wave]

Eldar or Chaos yuri?

[trail isle]

She is a beauty leave her alone

[tired steeple]

Yeah vermintide is pretty good

[visual tree]

In Chaos Wastes...you have to be really lucky to become invincible/almost invincible...but it's still possible. =D

[gilded socket]

Chaos yuri

[tawny hearth]

theres some fairly reliable things you can do but yeah its alot more swingy

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know. I just can't dodge in it cos arse controls.

[tired steeple]

I will never leave her alone because I’m gonna romance her as much as possible

[trail isle]

Fair

But don’t go so fast smh

[fiery wave]

They have the stupid press back and A to dodge still.

[visual tree]

I have visions of a great game...it has 4 characters from Darktide, and 4 or 5 of the Ubersreik, it doesn't matter...all in one mission. Past meets future.

It takes place in the warp.

[tawny hearth]

give bardin a gun

[visual tree]

Give bardin a plasma gun?

ok

[tawny hearth]

well a better gun

[visual tree]

Give bardin a gatling plasma gun?

Ok

[fiery wave]

Well, done that, Daemon Prince(ss) of Slaanesh (and MAYBE Tzeentch)x Eldar Farseer

[gilded socket]

Heretic sister of battle yuri

[trail isle]

That exists

[gilded socket]

I know

[trail isle]

The inquisition would beg to differ

[visual tree]

Full disclosure...there flying enemies and subterranian too.

[tawny hearth]

it would be really funny if we had something like the bar crawl mission in darktide

like just a funny joke mission

[trail isle]

Where my rogue trader Yuri tho that’s more important

[fiery wave]

Old news, she was Chaos Sister before Ascension. Lul.

[gilded socket]

Awh

[elder stone]

Alrighty discordians

I’m gonna go sleep now

Night!

[trail isle]

Night loosh

[tired steeple]

See you

[trail isle]

Don’t let the bed bugs bite

[slate topaz]

[fiery wave]

8 of them just drunk on warp and booze. Seeing a mess, then passing out at the end... then sus 2 missions in wrong universe, then getting drunk more and waking up home.

They meeting a little before the pass out.

[visual tree]

That was there in my first couple weeks of playing VT2...funny as hell. =D

[gilded socket]

Girl that’s taller and stronger than you

[fiery wave]

Though it was more alt universe and soul exists still and they are lesbians watching over a pleasure world ship.

[tired steeple]

Is this oc stuff

[fiery wave]

Yes. I mean, what else?

[tired steeple]

I gave lore to my vet

[fiery wave]

I just don't RP her anymore since broken lvls of OP to a degree.

But as background char, yeah.

[dark wedge]

Idk what the context is, but a lot of girls are taller than me xD

[gilded socket]

Ooo show

[gilded socket]

Shrimp

[tired steeple]

In her own lore she’s an inquisitor of the ordo xenos. I wanna play her in wrath & glory

There’s not kuch

She hates genestealers

And eldar

The most

[round mica]

My vets just a angy cadian

[gilded socket]

I gotta lore up maxine

[trail isle]

Horrible colleagues she’s working with they call her a reject

[tired steeple]

Genestealers she has a fair reason. Eldar well, she’s an inquisitor so she has to have something detestable about her

[dark wedge]

I'm short af

[gilded socket]

Go to your corner shrimp boy

[tired steeple]

I gave the idea that her scar is from a purestrain scratching her face when she was a teen

She was also a mordant acid dog

That was a while ago though

[silver mango]

The lore for my vet is: she's an Armageddon Steel Legion soldier who got into a lot of debt so she fragged an officer to get away from the collectors

[tired steeple]

As she should

[trail isle]

I can make my lore on the spot and it’s gonna be crazy