#general-chat
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the bastards
Ogryn 4 team is destroying this guy ngl
40k is a long list of mary sues in a battle royale
Here are the evilestest powerfullestest guys and they eat souls and shit magic
thats why i dont want sisters of battle
40k is gay men kissing.
40k is touhou for boys
are you sure
Sisters are a copy of zealot
mhm
And in power armour
fym touhou for boys
I need the canon malcador emperor bara
have you seen the fucking touhou fanbase
That's like saying MLP is for girls
I think we can all agree we want genestealers as next faction
I don't want any of the "main" people we always get
It does not work my friend
Cope
gsc just works
I want skitarii or like some random hive tech ganger
The armor is supposed to protect your chest. not fucking mold around it
pardon my lack of pixels https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKfTOL1Fu7Yx8bYS8esNdTxC_Mv10li2-aZQ&s
I know a sister who claim to store her lunch there
lmfao
Hmmm
Good place for crackers
Jeans Stealers
Beans stealers
Sisters of battle have faith armor
It's faaaaaaar away from that now buddy.

and that's fine.
im matt warding it
is it

Now? The show ended like years ago
Dumbass
I like matt ward necron lore at least
We wouldn't have gotten the infinite and the divine if not for ward cron lore
And that book is peak
I need more Ciaphas Cain book
mlp vs 40k...
Or Ciaphas equivalent
I don't even know tbh
wdym
I just think it'd be funny
equestria girls was mid and new gen sucks
I'm a tourist when it comes to anything mlp related I'm gonna be real.
Hardly watched the show
my gf indoctrinated me into knowing mlp and sanrio lore, and i indoctrinated her into 40K and LotR
and the consensus is new gen sucks
😭
as expected
You bring like the main friend cast and they launch a giant super friendship bean at the Chaos Gods and delete them
My little sister used to blast that shit at 75% volume every morning
She has watched every season at least 3 tomes
wtf is your timezone
But at the end of the day I fw discord
you've been in this chat for so long
Doscord is funny
Shut up, i wasnt askin you
Do you think they can actually destroy the verse or
Too scare of them stealing your not perfect genes, Heretic?
we can all agree
aah
Patpats.
Nah just the lamest option for me and wouldn't make sense alongside the current cast (and I don't think 3 way fight is a good thing to develop)
My Little Pony
Yeah, but it was the royal "we", as in i was arbitrarily speaking for everyone without actually caring about your actual opinions, like royalty does

Gene stealers decide to make a nuclear bomb
Major League Players

Freaks come in many flavors
i just did a mortis trial on the easiest difficulty and i lost on wave 5 because about 5000 of the big mutants that charge you spawned and i couldnt do really anything but get thrown around
wtf
Doing that on a 14th of July, bold
Swing ur sword
They'll die eventually

RELIC BLADE GO
Internet Weirdness is not exclusive to bronys. stares accusingly at the general in people here
which class

You are one of them
At least people here don't post porn every 5 minute
Are not, I AM normal.
Jk, i know they will if they were allowed to
yeah me too
hey this is the 40k fanbase bro we are high tier dipshits
Dodge and smack. Or abuse arby bash to meet headlong.
Yeah haha I'm so glad we don't have people endlessly hornyposting haha

i couldnt do really much of anything but get thrown around, i tried to do any attack but i was only able to either reload once, fire once, or melee once
hello kayex
You know who you are
Yeah about that..
ogryn
If only the imperium went back to being godless.
oof
#general-chat message this you?
Yeah
Exposed
Yeah bitch and you going after me
...that advanced talking about feet
You think Hadron got grippers
you betcha
co-autors of the crime
I sometimes get a weakspot hit marker when i shoot a beast of nurgle in the mouth, am i hitting the yellow thing through it? or is the mouth/head a weakspot too?
we know what that "f" was

We need more lower body cosmetics with bare feet!
you wont turn me
Me to you rn
even ogryn?
beast of nurgle mouth is a weakspot
Ogryn already has the lions share of bare feet cosmetics, albeit with the ugly prison trousers. We need something like leather pants to go with it
What the fuck is going on here in the background why is crumboe begging for feet
cuz he's based like that
but a worse weakspot then the yellow boil right?
Feet pic is pinnacle of art
For once rewdy didn't start this
Feet are what connect us to the world
Too much realism
Slaanesh is winning
rewdy would only start this if its about stepping on someone (him)
why are you talking about me wtf
Rewdy why are you in a server called Xeno
hatemaxxing in general chat
scouting
Hate is the first sign of affection
I got blocked instantly
Stop spreading hate, start spreading love, and cheeks
jujutsu skaven
Very original name
yoo I can change everything about my character for 50k that's great
but why can't I change my dog's name
anybody know what the new psykanium mod is called?
you can too, in the personality scourge
at fat shark literally unplayable
Whuh?
wdym new psykhanium mod
You mean Mortis trial?
no a mod for testing kill times
I am in there
Oh Spawner
if it doesnt then tell me because then ill send a very strong worded letter to the obese fish
huge
nvm it worked
The heretics are never going to see Dog-Emperor coming
Imagine waiting a month for a new Arby outfit and we get a recolour coat
Its gonna happen

Default helmet but the visor is now completely up
i will never understand a zealot bringing fotf in h40, then only to die to the first overhead (thier ego didnt let them bring until death)
900 aquillas
Visorless ver of the current arby helms.
Actually would go hard
then proceeds to leave
and blame us for losing
900 aquilas
Skill issue, mostly
I've met a lot of arby that can tank the world
hello gen chat
Ello
Hi lich!
But they said zealot
Licht, but hi!
then let he speak
this is true
Oh i miss read, i'm legally blind you see
I too am legally
Such thing as an illegally blind?
No yuo make a 't' at the end
No but I had to make sure
hi rewd
sir yes sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwTOZ6JY4sg&t=15s
Refer to this video, if you will

knight pfp, your name means light in German...
This is quite based, I fear...
hi paul
how's the summer heat treating you?
Kill him
The mouth is not a "weakspot" but is weaker that the rest of the body sans the boil on the back
how does the ammo box work? does it vanish after a specific number of interactions, or does it contain a specific % of ammo to hand out piecemeal?
aha thankyou, so i should only touch an ammobox when totally empty or if it's an emergency
i dont see enough people usin the Eviscerator on zealot
Yeah 1000% style point alright
Relic Blade invalidated the Eviscerator when it came out
Depends on what mark they use
there's a good one and a painful one imo
Now with the damage cap removed, it's a little better but still can be cumbersome against armor
6 rager: allow us to introduce ourselves
-# yea don't touch carapace with that thing
-# just track your cleave and hope it gets elite packs
FotF stuns them on impact, and a crit will have you hit through all of them
yeah the eviscerator was in a bad place before the Arbites patch
now it's quite good, but still overshadowed by the Relic Blade which is far more flexible and delivers its' damage more smoothly
Pardon, what's FotF again?
We should use the term overshadowed loosely because it often doesn't detriment you outside of havoc to use evis
Once upon a time you couldn't dodge out of shredder 
could be worse, could be a chain axe
The charge
if you love the noise, and I do, you can absolutely use it instead of the Relic Blade if you're willing to be less safe against armour

The impact

When you bump into them
It staggers them
It staggers anything below a crusher
i play auric and below and the issues with armoured enemies are quite noticable
the style is all that matters, like using a knife on space marine 2 it just looks cool
Maybe because i was close to them?
One of these days I'll bring it into Havoc
It's definitely doable
I can kinda see the point, I use very specific things to make the evis have an easier time against armor but it's by no means a full fix of the problem
you're better off bringing a boltgun for serious carapace clearing
For some reason i have the Cadian skin for the thing
never said it wasn't
I don't remember making any such purchase
just less safe against armour
Shouldn't matter though, your impact will stagger ragers/maulers
I know you didn't, didn't say you did
in a future they'll buff the special attack to make it better against armor
Need more field test for me then
which is carapace and which is flak
I'm just saying, when I feel particularly masochistic, I'll being it 
hard to tell without testing some enemies got mixed armors
Maulers have carapace heads and flak chests
Scab ragers are the opposite
Crushers are full carapace
Mauler helmets, Scab Rager bodies, armor on Reapers and Bulwarks are carapace
if you shoot a part and hear a loud metal ping, that's carapace, if not and it still looks armoured then its flak
That arm the Reapers use to block oncoming fire? That's carapace
Otherwise they are Unyielding
thats the best explanation I've heard
ever
truth
ive been playin on and off since day 1 and just never connected that
i found that out while messing around in the psykhanium lol
Quit hitting the armor! casually Onslaught Recon Lasgunning the Crusher horde
oh also some enemies might have carapace armor like Bush said
but they're actually unyielding
Dreg Gunner shoulders are flak but are otherwise unarmored 
6th fodder have flak but their heads are unarmored.......... rage
Has been for a while now
Tread carefully
Haven't played in 2 days, I think I've broken free
Hadron messed up
At a nice and whole 1,800 hours
Time to retire
what other factions would you want to see them add to the game? ik a lot of people wanna see genestealers but im kinda meh on them. I'd rather see other chaos cults non nurgle related
No you don't 
Khornate Enforcers (Palanite Enforcer mixed with Corpse Grinder cult)
Tzeentchian Nomads (Ash waste nomads)
i was gonna say orks but honestly we already have enough gunner and meatwall spam
4 humans are gettin fucked by orks
4 humans should be annihilated by multiple beasts of nurgle, and yet
Necrons

Maybe NORMIE humans, not humans involved in the Emperor's plans and carrying the Armor of Plotius
to be fair ive seen people 1v1 a Daemonhost, I'm sure lesser Orks can be managed
every single enemy is now carapace
use boltgun or DIE miserably
Well depend, but balancing Orks in parallel to the Dreg/Scab would not work
Add Jeaners so I can 1 shot a patriarch with a dinky ahh rusty butter knife
i think a faction that emphasizes mainly on a few tanky enemies (think like the armoured enemies with the chainaxe)
GIVE ME MY MECHANICUS CLASS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

i meant to fight lmao
We had that with the Beastmen 💀
Felinids
Wasn't well recieved
the wha?
We need Felinids
Beastmen would be awesome
ILL TAKE EITHER SIDE, FIGHT DARK MECHANICUM
Beastmen in VT2 were lower number but beefier targets
Chainaxe rev Ahahahha! Chainaxe rev Ahahahha! Chainaxe rev Ahahahha! Chainaxe rev Ahahahha! Chainaxe rev Ahahahha!
Half beast half human race that overtime became heretical due to racism
huh
wait I've heard this before.
never played either vermintide game
great games, just not server based
noice!
Basically having different factions that are way less numerous but more elites is difficult to make work without it annoying
does anyone think our rejects could throw down with a ravener if it came to it
At that rate
As a Monster maybe
Space Hulk but with Ogryns
But not much reason to have Tyranids in Darktide
Still a better game than Deathwing 
The longer you're in a mission, the more restless you get because of claustrophobia, and then you just tear the walls apart entirely

Named my new ogryn labubu
The what?
can a daemonhost be staggered at all, i remember an ogryn shovel punch stunlock on it 2 years ago, not sure if thats still a thing
yo guys ive been playing darktide for a bit after reinstalling i keep running into the issue of my usb ports turning off and killing my mouse and keyboard does anyone have a solution or experenced tis problem
doesn’t sound like darktide’s doing that
Imagine game that leans so heavily into atmosphere like GTFO but it's only Ogryns, I unironically would play that yes, taking Darktide into consideration
sounds like your mb might be cooked
Flamer tank explosions?
its only when im playing darktide
i can explode a flamer but its very inconsistent
yeah thats what i tested first
exploded 8 tanks got damaged once
file a ticket w fatshark support
If you're on PC you can download mods to enhance the meat grinder
If you're not, I don't think so
consider yourself lucky then
Then no
i think its stupid we have no way to test damage on console
what kind of a training area is this
😭
Oof
normally your not supposed to want to take damage
Rumor has it that it was the scrapped first level of Darktide! 
I was saying this a few days ago
Source: made it the fuck up
Just but the pc version
how else am i gonna test my toughness regen etcetera
obviously youre meant to have a way to to take damage
Rumor is were getting a female Ogryn
horny jail now
Carry on
i dont take fire damage either, huh
surely there must be a way
bc i lost toughness from an explosion
then you min maxed
The explosion puddles don't do as much damage as from the flamer itself
Back in my day, flamers didn't even explode 🧓
i found a way!!
shoot the flamer tank twice then block
you will take damage for some reason
its painfully slow but hey you can damage yourself
fat zooey with a glock
But then, you wouldn't exist, and I couldn't meet you as you are now 
SEE WHY I WORSHIP TZEENTCH
gamersupps lamia cup came in today 
what is the best lasgun variant chat
7 is the most versatile IMO, but I have been enjoying the 9 with Opening Salvo
regular lasgun
Otherwise, on paper, best lasgun is the laspistol 
okah
There are people who use the 2 as well, just not my cup of tea
I find the 7 hit the right spot
Agreed
Moderate amount of damage, alright RoF
i have an urge to be a canon fodder
But, ironically enough, the Las pistol pretty much outperforms the lasgun entirely
Damn, need to give this a try
Anyone know when the next hotfix is supposed to land?
I don't think even the devs know
Darktide just kinda codes itself
that explains the performance
It has a machine spirit
I wish...
It's the top 5 most busted weapon in the game rn
Arbies kinda screwed the meta over
heavy 1 into weapon special is insane dps
I saw a dog jump a football field
my dog once was going to pounce a gunner but i killed them first, so the dog launched light speed into an endless pit
finally the other players get to feel worth
whats the point of the long barrel exterminator shotgun?
i feel like its so much worse
More pen, more damage
single target focus
Does the cosmetic mask in the store have differences in changing the voice? As in lowering the pitch?
For Arbites
who else malocator
Like the lowered pitch ones?
what about best recon variant then
Like, normal but with radio filter
One with the most ammo
For all of them available?
Yes
Alright thank you
have they fixed arb yet
heyho the title for 5 maelstroms without dieing, does that mean also not getting DOWNED? or only DEAD DEAD?
nope, still waiting for the buff
😂 no kaputt passt
Hi
Do your character background choices ever come up in game? Dialogue or anything?
ptsd inducing
i did change some flavor on my loose cannon, he used to talk about digging latrines for tempestus scions, now none at all
Been drawing some guardswomen lately
nice
🗣️ Arbites > Ogryns > Zealot > Psykers > Guardsman simulator I mean veterans
Current power level balance dynamic. ^
Veterans? more like fresh recruit
IMHO
Can you ledge bosses by yelling at them? No, checkmate atheists
nah we dont need the karen superpower, we have grenades
is Auric Storm Survivor penance bugged rn? I got an error 2014 and got dc'd and died while being offline, but it says I still got a +1 to the counter
So, Westley Snipes was a Karen when he was telling the guy to sit his fidollaassdown before he made change?
Take it and go, don't ask questions
i agree with this, but i think that the only things thats getting psyker above arbitrator currently is flame staff
Ngl never had an Arby in Havoc that made me glad to have them and not someone else
i can see why arbitrator would be seen as better than psyker as he doesnt depend on an specific weapon
yeah he isnt much of a teamplayer class
which is fine, fits with the archetype
i think of arbitrator as a crowd control zealot or a zone control guy
Still nothing that makes me go "man I wish we had those"
most fun build with the arbiter with a exec shotgun and arb power maul
Oh i have one of those, its great
I don't think there are many classes that give a flat +25% toughness recovery rate to teammates based on their own busted toughness regen, but I def see your point
I should use Forceful but I enjoy Exe Order for the wallhacks and extra boss damage
Honestly its controversial but i think lone wolf arbiter is much better then dog arbiter
warm take
Zealot but good and not crit reliant 
The only time I appreciate the dog is to free me from a CS grab through the wall 
youre right, its a good thing for the team, but i was talking in a sense of "man i wish we had a taunt ogryn in the team to help us out" direct team play tool. This ability is good but it still benefits the arbiter
some people would throw me in a warm pyre for speaking against the word of dog 
Genuinely a skill issue, and I don't like saying that because of the negative connotation it usually has, but it's true
Fair point
Dog doesn't save you from getting launched, or nets, or ledged, or bumping into geometry and getting ganked
Everything else except those instant-pounce dogs is manageable
yeah or to take out a distant gunner
I like how they interrupt tox flamers that can somehow shoot around corners
That's what the shotpistol/shotgun is for 
stunlocking mutants its also fun
but the whole dog is more fun than useful
everything dog does, lone wolf does better
Please give the arbiter night vision since he has that helmet with their red thing on his eyes
It's not even bad either, the dog does good damage, which requires setup and that takes too long for my liking
I'm ready to throw hands with a boss now not tomorrow
I wish remote detonation worked while grabbed-- i think it did at some point or was a bug, and you could unstuck yourself from beasts of nurgle and CS
it does take its sweet ass time to pounce some targets, yep
Ready to get instantly puked on 10 meters away from a BoN not even spitting in my exact direction
fun fact-- you can slide indefinitely on the slime, but it will hurt you
today i learned
The slime is a crime
I mean it does make sense since the helmet on the arbiter has the red thing going across his eyes to have night vision is that just me or no
I have my dog going after ranged units it is a godsend
More than their owners 
I despise range units
its more like Dredd vision-- you scan each target for warrants. I would agree but the left keynote skill (Terminus Warrant? I forget the name) lets you see enemies through walls if they're highlighted
i also take this one most of the time
its the better use case because the special enemies one is not that useful
same, it's the perfect compliment to arbmaul and excshotgun
That's actually really interesting if you can see them through the walls I will definitely be needing that
its not on Demand, but it highlights specific enemies and if you know your combat loops well enough it will save you from a one shot sniper/trapper/pox burster
best arbiter keystone
Very tanky, why Exaction long barrel shotgun tho over the 3?
Oi admins, any devs/support capable of tossing me some cosmetics if I slide some money under the table because your games dumpster fire cash shop is setup for a nursing home that updates slower than my Ipod nano.
I switched the dog from going after main enemies to ranged units
That is the only deviation that I have done on that build
My boy went full Robocob
hey if you slide them some money over the table they are going to get you some cosmetics too
Nuh uh

Two week delivery chance, "Chance"
Might get an item in the shop, by "Chance" every two weeks

embed fail again
Idk 
be like us
It got on my nerve so bad
The blurry troll is funnier
Holy shit
I think thats what people love and hate about Arbies, it's such a well designed class compared to the others that you can viably do anything with it
Meanwhile others that have been around since release still need a LOT more love
fucking truth nuke
Hurts my eyes
Hurts my soul
Hello everyone
I also have a need, we all have needs.
Why indeed
I need cosmetics
I for one NEED to KILL those who dispell the Emperor’s Will.
Hi hello
my desires are to smite my enemies with furious rage, to act as a light in an otherwise dark void.

Very well put, poetic and full of vigor as always
i want the next update to be a "house cleaning" so bad. Like reworking vet and zealot, giving vet some new guns, getting some old guns more up to date with the new design, puting more stuff on the comissary, reworking the curios
Thank you.
I need my custard
Honestly these would be so much better for the game then a map
Kohl
Sorry I ate it all
you will eat kohl

🥬
You can be very healthy now
cabbage is healthier than custard
what is even kohl
"Fresh recruit"? More like "chaos spawn rashuns"
google tells me its a cosmetics brand

American stuff no doubt
"My cabbages!!"
Sushi sounds so good right now.
Sexy, yes?
nothing is more scary than a team mate trying to heal you with a med stim while you are using an Missing Wound build as Zealot
is it weird to want soup even though the weather is hot?
dehydration
Any idea when there will be a new event? like the inferno
Sushi? Sure, tastes amazing to me.
Not at all, need something to wash it down anyway
Kapusta 🔥
very words
is this the general game chat or some cooking channel?
kapusta is also cabbage in Polish
plz show me the general game chat
no word on that atm
but if its like inferno
dont realease it fatshark
thank you
Kohl also means rubbish
are you guys collecting words for cabbage?
Seems so.
Kohl = Cabbage
Kohl = Garbage
Kraut = Cabbage too
Cabbage is based
yeah based on a horrible true story it is
Okonomiyaki
bless you
Polish people copied our homework and changed it by transitioning to the latin script
You certainly is the rat's compatriot
So i see
interesting thing about Slavic languages, those who Christianized to Orthodox adopted a Cyrillic script, those who became Catholic adopted Latin script, this is the biggest difference between Croation and Serbian for example lol
Stop using the blurred troll face




context: I’m talking about historically during the Medieval Era
Serb use both these day, it's very confusing
Whats also interesting is that cyrillic was made specifically for Slavic languages, so the switch to latin is odd
Oh i always had this question on my mind, why some slavic countries dont use the cyrillic alphabet
thats really interesting to know
My friend speaks Serbo-Bosnian-Croatian
Wait hold on
I should’ve mentioned thos before you all started replying
its a given
because it’s important to make what I said make more sense
Yugoslavia
Two Scripts
3 Religions
12 ethnicities
Christians vs Catholics, the same battle since the beginning of time
i love wow mao
Catholics are Christians… 😐
they’re literally the first official Christian church
How dare you
i think hes talking about the other denominations
Orthodox Christian…?
no no i say in the sense of some christian denominations not taking catholics as christians
i cant speak for coptic but i know of some protestants that have this point of view
Orthodox Christians follow traditions from the Byzantines/Eastern Romans, they’re more commonly associated with Eastern Europe and the Greek world, but they’re not the only Christians in either.
they follow the lineage of those who were at the Council of Nicea
Guess we're learning religion today chat
Catholics follow the Papacy and the Traditions/Linage of those set by the first Church in Rome
fun fact, alledgelly santa claus punched someone during the council of nikea
It’s also more religious / less open to outside
True
Religion is bad since the Emperor said so, and we listen to him and follow his word but it's not a religion

Heresy?
No
But... a little heresy?
I’m not even in character right now, I have always had an interest in history and studied theological history both in a classroom and out of own personal interest…
Believe it or not, straight to jail
It's always interesting to know more
me having done this is also why I’ll hear Muslims say “The Quran never changes” or Christians say things like “The Bible is one book” and I’m like….
Whats your favorite time period to learn about
“Yeah it changes and the Bible is like 40 compressed books”
Early Modern Era
the 1400s-1700s
Who really believes in religion though
Religious people
fr hearing a religious person saying this is equivalent to witnessing a hobby tourist
like bro get on with the lore
I like the interwar period / Cold War period, but im also knowledgeable in the 1800s-1700s
i'm a bronze age guy
Do they? 🤔 I'd argue people worry more about their public image and standing than the meaning of the texts they read
That is getting into dangerous territory, and I'm not continuing
Valid
20th century is extremely interesting and so far is the most documented century in history
though that’ll change by 2100 lmao
like i said, hobby tourists 
1919-1925 is my favorite
By 2100 wars don't exist simply because people got bored of reporting them
Specifically Eurasia
Don't report -> less listed reports -> lower statistic 
I know jack all about Religion, had some bad first impression
Never looked into it ever since
you guys are missing out on pre-collapse levant history! we have mostly nothing
but hints! there are hints!
I couldn’t tell you how 2100 will look, A LOT can happen between now and then
I used to be more Orthodox Christian but now Im Deist
The God Emperor was sadly wounded too early to see the importance of religion. It quite literally, eases the burden of chaos. Without it, the imperium would have crumbled by now
Ukraine is going to own the world
irl, I’m also more or less a Deist, I was raised Catholic
and everyone will be a farmer
extremely true to the setting and not that many people talk about it
Today, we delve into the ancient texts of King David and where the Ark of the Covenant lies
1 hour video of people having a conference call over what their favorite cars are, and eating diner food
His ideologies were built upon a time where he was indomitable, and where the imperium did not need tragic repercussions
I don't really believe in religion or the thousands of gods.
But i won't dismiss the creator theory
I respect that, I am as well
Humans are only monsters if they are made to live monstrous lives
or reading a lost text from ancient times that is a bar joke or grain tallies
Russian Revolution / Civil War is super interesting
Czech Legion crossed all of Siberia, White Russia changed leadership like 4 times, Germany was in it at the start
In the grim dark future, history repeats itself
Because people don't bother learning why their forefathers do things and just shun them
The Dark Ages are fascinating because of how much effort it takes to obfuscate historical records--especially for 500 years
Thanks for your support
Having Brie cheese with bread
god will judge your sins
Maybe once every month, every week will probably get old
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Twink failed embed
Is anyone having weak server connection?
Every day, all the time
It tasted so ewwy when eating the thing alone
Goes really well with bread and prosciutto
servers are bad
This is s ofake
so fake
I eat it raw
like a MAN
because I dont want the like shell on anything
It's an impossible task to rule the cosmos, literally. Everytime someone tries to hold onto incredible power, it's just a matter of how fast their grip will loosen. There's also a natural arrogance that comes from this power. For all his intelligence, the god emperor still ruled with an iron fist.
I like it colourful
Like all the time? Or just every now and again?
the brie shell tastes like the plague
Right now it seems like a general issue
A lot as of late, wasn't so bad in the past
The goo is sooo yummer
But you can't blame much, you can't even begin to reason. Same goes for great rulers of our past. Would anyone even make the "right" choise in those cases? What is the "right" choice? It's better to be a slave than a king.
Alright makes sense, probably a lot of people joining for the arbetes. Thank you
i wouldnt say it like that but yeah the cheese is good
praise be the goo
Germany uses factory slop
They know what they're doing with the food
corpse starch
Uh, no?
Because they were all WEAK and COWARDLY
Also, the Emperor did not rule with an iron fist, he just didn't like people thinking they were better or even doubting his word (even rhetorically) 
No, that does not sound familiar to me in the slightest. No idea what you're talking about.
monkeys paw curls... escargot
Germany processed meat is one of the best and clean meat source in Europe
we eat pork RAW
Swiss cheese my beloved
Wait what
Yeah you eat that raw meat
Ate, taste good
Crazy sentence
impossible
What about tartar
French cuisine is superor, like it or not
Right? Almost sounds like an... iron.. fist.. ruler. Or i don't know, maybe that's not the correct term. I'm just an eastern europian.
Feta cheese 
Eastern European food >
Nuh uh
Real
Had both
Tatar?
But real feta cheese
Healthy, simple and delicious
They had their charm, but the French's is still better
Mmm froggie nuggets
Balkans, greeks, turks, italians. Stay there with your cuisine and you'll love your life
Better to be a tourist everywhere minus italy. Balkans being the real pisshole
It's amazing culture but awful government
And a uh... troubled post communist society
I have a friend living in Croatia
is there tartar made from pork?
I think
Not a bad spot to be in tbh
let me look it up
I'm albanian myself
Neato

Can confirm if you're not upper middle class you're done for
Hahahah
Yes
That meme did take off for us
goated song
What’s that one Balkan food?
mettbrötchen
A little more specific
Uhh Burek?
yeah i saw it on the search too
it’s like lengths of delicious grilled meat with cheese and bread
its safe to eat if you get it from a realiable source
Ukrainian Chebureki are so peak
I think that's just how they eat their meat in general
Saw a lot of those in Serbia
I’m thinking of Cevapi
Chevap?
Pljeskavica? Serbian dish
or maybe that
Not ours for sure tho
We usually eat our meat by itself or with grinded tomatoes and cheese
Tbh everywhre in the balkans you'll get good food
Burek is Turkish isn’t it?
Just gotta watch out for tourist traps
Balkan know how to make their meat
Ignore the popular places lol
The only problem is, too much meat
When you live in a hellhole and dont prioritize living standards you usually get good at food
thats what Ive noticed
Yep, one thing to keep you going
Well if you're not lower class that is
Otherwise it's cigarettes, byrek and black coffee
But the byrek is good
Rakia
Rakia is also peak
We drink lots of it in albania
Nothing better to numb your mind
Liquid gold
You should try Uzvar
I vividly remember walking around like a twitching zombie till i found my home, after rounds of it.
Best 50 minute walk back home ever
No one cares luckily because everyone else is either also drunk/high or not paying attention
Courtesy from an old friend
Nice
It's a double edged sword though
Being so carefree with rules makes for a country with addicted teens
Schools still smell like weed
High schoolers have picked up coke that's smuggled between italy
Yeah i heard smart ones try their damnest to escape the country
I'm working on it lol
Gov have to make them sign papers to make them stay
Ontario, CA is my greatest chance
every Albanian I’ve known is somehow an Alcoholic Muslim
I thought it's Serbian
Explain the British then 😈
which is crazy to me since Islam forbids Alcohol
Depends on the region, but most of us are, which is obviously, INCREDIBLY ironic
The British are an exception
British? Good food?
albania is simply built different
ngl Albanian food is peak
Eastern Bloc food > Western Bloc
It's pretty damn good. It basically paved my way for weightlifting growing up. It's easy to get strong and jacked when everything you eat is fresh and mostly consists of meat. To this day i have meat with every meal and am baffled at other people not doing the same, even though i get it
Less likely to develop cancer before 60
Tave Kosi <3
no shes right west bloc has the norse food
It's really nice. You ever tried fërgesë?
I havent
Brother, have you ever tried their food?
Gotta come back
ive seen pictures
Idk y'all need to get out of Europe for food 
Norwegian Food is like… salted raw fish and a raw onion on a bread roll
delectable
Born to early to experience East European dystopia
Born to late to experience East European dystopia
Born just in time to experience East European dystopia
and Swedish food is a cake made out of dill sandwiches
Fermented?
This is goddamn real. The solitude here is insane. You're either just like the rest, or different and as they call the psyker, a freak
Albania is Balkan Ukraine
we are the same
Don't forget, some countries like us have only been under democracy for only 30+ years. Previous generation still does not comprehend freedom
Damn i need a smoke, simply talking about Balkan drives me into grabbing a bottle and hit a drag
an exception is made for Raki 🗣️ (not actually true but it is funny that an alcoholic beverage is so iconic in a muslim region)
Norwegians saw a 500 year old Sleeper Shark that looks like a dick with frost bite and went: 🤤
iirc most of the Ottoman Sultans drank wine regularly
despite also being Muslims
We will never ever ever be back together
when a mutie grabs u does anything determine if its gonna slam or throw you? cause i feel like the rate at which they just slam me into the floor has risen dramatically
maybe they changed it up after one particularly crazy party
coming from a country that is currently 50 years after a dictatorship, this is a huge social thing that many people dont seem to even comprehend the impact it has
All i can say is i'm glad i quit smoking. I started when i was around 14, quit when i turned 17. Same goes for weed too. Nowadays i just drink on the weekends. I'm not religious per say though, i just believe there is a god, but follow no religion.
My country has been under democracy for like 10 years lmfao
2 revolutions 🔥
It's pretty insane to see how they behave
I drink like twice a year, i smoke every couple of month then take a long break
Somehow can't get rid of the thing
That's very scarce, it's literally nothing
You're fine tbh
By the time i turned 15 i was inhaling a pack of marlboro red a day
Damn, that bad huh?
You're doing good bud, from what you've been sharing, do keep it up
Typical drunk/addict like everyone else for a few years
The Eastern Way
the shithole country way tbh, here its the same







