general-chat

[thick fog]

So your dog woke up

[wintry fog]

Counter-proposal: disposable heavy weapons that can spawn and be picked up during a mission.
Kinda sorta like master chief tearing a turret off of its platform and carrying it around

[modern bobcat]

let me drive those Leman Russ tanks at the beginning of Assassination

[wintry fog]

I really feel like we should be able to fight Sentinels

In future missions with wide spaces

@obtuse oak, IF YOU'RE LISTENING

[somber stream]

Isn't he just discord mod

Or is there a dev somewhere in this server

[wintry fog]

I pretend that he's the majority shareholder in tencent

[somber stream]

Valid, carry on

[floral ermine]

he's a playtester but people bother him anyway

[stuck wasp]

Don't think so, as it would necessitate the Psyker and the Ogry being able to do it

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[tired steeple]

just got an ogryn in my game called bowl

he has a big helmet

[thick fog]

Moderator and playtester

[tired steeple]

I love this game

[somber stream]

So, mod

[elder stone]

Can I add a gambling extension into the game

[marsh iris]

whats the life expectancy of a discord mod

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-jim-carrey-dumb-and-dumber-jim-carrey-i-don't-hear-you-gif-3811443321419152098

[somber stream]

About this much

[wintry fog]

Did you miss out on the first few years where weapon stats were entirely RNG?

[marsh iris]

[elder stone]

No i mean money gambling

[modern bobcat]

Hank, did you know about Arbites bleed dog and if so how early did you know? It's time to answer for your crimes

[elder stone]

I want to gamble via darktide

[somber stream]

MelkKoin™

[marsh iris]

remove everything from commodore, just put 1 blind box

[elder stone]

purchase the case

then the key to open it

[marsh iris]

you get 10% of aquila back if you get duplicates

[somber stream]

Dig this

[marsh iris]

[elder stone]

No that would be generous

[modern bobcat]

0% back for recolours

[somber stream]

Season pass

[obtuse oak]

Heh that talent didn't work properly until it was hotfixed, so nobody knew just how bad it was going to get

I'm sure some people saw it coming but Arbites isn't really my area

[modern bobcat]

Is it true that you're the secret CEO of FatShark?

[marsh iris]

make FS redeem themselves

[gilded socket]

Hank is fatshark

[gaunt wind]

If I were a FatShark Hank would be a pretty solid name

[somber stream]

Hark

[modern bobcat]

for my Arbites Rogue Trader I named the ship the "Emperor's Justice"

[modern bobcat]

Feel like the Arbites dlc gives some nice themed options, like turning Abelard into a Navy Breacher officer with shield

rather than just making him a dodge-parry tank

[somber stream]

"I swear this time i'll make my crew more diverse"

Abelard, tank, power armour, Thunder Hammer

[modern bobcat]

You can make him pretty beefy with a shield

and power armour

[somber stream]

Interesting, fits the role too

[modern bobcat]

Not sure if from Void Shadows, but as of Lex Imperialis, Abelard starts with Heavy Armour Proficiency

[somber stream]

The bestest seneschal in the Imperium

[modern bobcat]

so you don't waste a talent to spec into it

there's also some excellent shield combat abilities that work with him as a navy breacher

forget the name of it, but one gives huge buffs to your impact / shield bash

Something like free automatic shield bash against any enemy you block during their turn

[cold viper]

man havoc is so hard around 25-30, i guess most ppl come in for the cosmetics there eh

it feels harder than 30+

[modern bobcat]

It depends on the modifiers

Did you have the Inferno modifier running?

[prisma cypress]

the will of the sex

[cold viper]

No not even, just had some fresh players, one vet was dead half the time and a zealot left after downing the second time

[gilded socket]

Thanks again ironyuri for the YouTube playlist

[modern bobcat]

Most older media will be up there

[gilded socket]

Yeah like transformers

[amber delta]

[modern bobcat]

FS please delete FS please delete Loner

[elder stone]

FS please buff loner

[wintry fog]

People who think they're fps gods always think DT will be like every other horde shooter.
Then they get spanked and sent back to malice

[amber delta]

[brazen pelican]

Just kill the enemies, don't die. Easy. :3

[modern bobcat]

I haven't been an FPS god since my20s

my wrists are too fucked for the game nowadays

[wintry fog]

You would think so

[round mica]

whats the dump stat on crusher?

[cold viper]

Defense

[brazen pelican]

If you can nail those two steps, it'll be a breeze.

[round mica]

ty

[jaunty path]

dump stat on shovel?

latrine shovel*

[modern bobcat]

Mobility

Always mobility, defences or warp resist

if it doesn't have warp, mobility or defences, if it doesn't have defences, mobility

then look for edge cases

[elder stone]

Do we have to kill each other?

[jaunty path]

this one for orgyn

[modern bobcat]

like plasma gun needing some weird voodoo 72%/68% spread or some shit

[cold viper]

68% on heat goves u 8 shots apparently, 80% will still give u 8 shots

[wintry fog]

Only if the other person is hogging ammo or otherwise being a tit

[modern bobcat]

I don't know what is unclear about "Mobility", the class/race/species doesn't matter

you could be a fucking C'Tan shard and the dump stat would still be mobility

[jaunty path]

Well I see that but I dont see mobility here on the shovel.

[simple drum]

Remember when they told us digital games would be cheaper to produce ?

[jaunty path]

defence is 80%

[cold viper]

If it has defense then dump defense

[modern bobcat]

No Mobility = Defences or Warp Resist

No Mobility or Defences = Warp Resist

No WarpResist or Defences = Mobility

[jaunty path]

Do not pay full price for modern games. wait for a sale. I am still proud that I got this game for 13 dollars

More games should be around 15.

[modern bobcat]

I also said "mobility, defences, warp resist" in the original answer

[simple drum]

I also use this policy

[amber delta]

this game was worth full price on release and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't

[modern bobcat]

It wasn't worth the launch price at launch

[amber delta]

(it's because it did not have Loner back then)

[modern bobcat]

but it got there

Arbites was worth full price

[jaunty path]

Yeah but in this economy you gotta pinch pennies man.

[simple drum]

Except for realllyy good games im not gonna lie i paid full price for God of war, space marines, Black myth

[modern bobcat]

and the Deluxe edition price

[simple drum]

You get the point

[modern bobcat]

I'd buy Arbites again if they let me have a second dog

[somber stream]

Imperial edition is so ass

But the game is decent now

[cold viper]

Remember when u had to roll for rating and blessings

[simple drum]

Anything else like the division being 70 flippin dollars

No

[modern bobcat]

Actually, they should allow us to have as many dogs as # of copies of Arbites we purchase

[cold viper]

That was such b….s

[modern bobcat]

I want 50 dogs

[simple drum]

Or the crew motorfrst

[jaunty path]

it got there

mmm...

[simple drum]

Got both of them on sale too

[wintry fog]

The most I'll pay is $50 if I really like the game.
AAA publishers can kiss my ass for $70

[amber delta]

bro said SM2 is worth full price

[modern bobcat]

I could buy a Black Templar starter kit for 450 Australian Dollars

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck Mobile Suit Gundam is peak

[modern bobcat]

or I could buy SM 2 for 89 Australian Dollars

[simple drum]

Honestly the best 8 hour disappointment of my life i couldnt believe it was over

[modern bobcat]

and paint all my cute little toys as Black Templars

[gilded socket]

Buy the starter set instead

[modern bobcat]

I know which one I'm choosing

[jaunty path]

I'll settle on anything less than 45 dollars. Ideally, 35 dollars.

[gilded socket]

It’s actually worth it

[modern bobcat]

Would rather go for Old World models

[simple drum]

But yea 97% of my library is from saled games man

[gilded socket]

Yeah but the starter set is actually worth it unlike sm2

[simple drum]

Cant take these triple A slops

[modern bobcat]

We used to have an app through SteamDb that calculated total amount of cash spent on entire library

[jaunty path]

oh thats around 60 in usd. still, check your options

[modern bobcat]

that was a good way to keep track of how degen a gamer you are

[simple drum]

I wish i could use it

Lmaoo

[jaunty path]

I always check other places before buying games

AAA publishers know their prices are bullshit

so they're nearly obligated to lower them to a reasonable price during sales.

[somber stream]

Games worth full price:

• Expedition 33
• Baldur's Gate 3
• Hatsune Miku games (all of them)

[modern bobcat]

https://steamdb.info/calculator/

[thick fog]

Death Stranding 2
Money for kojima please

[jaunty path]

I'm not even willing to pay 60 dollars now

(broke)

[somber stream]

I'm not buying PS5 for that

[jaunty path]

Don't lol.

[somber stream]

DS2 steam when

[wintry fog]

I'd add Cyberpunk 2077.
It's come a hell of a long way

[jaunty path]

In like 5 years probably.

[somber stream]

Nah next year

[thick fog]

Probably even less of a year

[somber stream]

Playstation's infamous 1 year exclusive

Asses

[jaunty path]

They JUST released the arbiter dlc

[vagrant saffron]

@forest creek
is there any chance Fatshark would be part of Gamescom 2025?
https://www.gamescom.global/en

[wintry fog]

KILLING FLOOR 3 IN 15 DAYS

[thick fog]

Absolute mid coming just like the playtest

[rose pine]

Imagine joining on Helldivers 1 year and 4 months after release.
Poor Xbox divers are the stratagems ( I put a hellbomb backpack on them)

[fervent sparrow]

I don’t think killing floor 3 will be that good I see the changes that they have made but I don’t think it’s going to be enough for me to be interested.

[wintry fog]

Hmm I'll have to watch gameplay

[rose pine]

Wouldn't even consider it mid

[somber stream]

Killing floor 3 look rushed

Unpolished, janky gameplay

[rose pine]

Looks basic to the point of Fifa / Cod standards

[thick fog]

Bland and uninspiring

[delicate sorrel]

Crazy how on release day, helldivers gamers were begging for Xbox ppl to join in and now that its happening, some ppl are outraged by it all

[rose pine]

Killing Floor 1 though?

[thick fog]

Swapping to bland ass hero shooter with abilites

[brazen pelican]

Are we enemies? :<

[wintry fog]

It is kind of =\ how they're still using the same lineup of enemies since KF1

[somber stream]

I've been meaning to ask, no offense or any ill-will but

Are you a femboy?

[jaunty path]

Sefoni is mid

[jaunty path]

We outta send you to the warp for this

[rose pine]

That's fine imo, but as Gears mentioned, it's basically a Hero Shooter inspired zombie killer.

[brazen pelican]

I'll let you know when I figure it out. But there is something there. :3

[rose pine]

Feels more like a Killing Floor fan project, than Killing Floor.

[amber delta]

[modern bobcat]

They need a mission in Darktide like the dwarf tavern mission in Vermintide 2

[somber stream]

That makes 5 Swedes so far

[fervent sparrow]

I agree I think it could be a really great game it just needs more time to cook.

[modern bobcat]

where you go to secure a rations depot

maybe hosted by Brunt

[somber stream]

Are you an engineering/ computer science student by any chance?

[rose pine]

Go, ROCK

[jaunty path]

The emprah made gender confusin, it's difficult ta pin point

[brazen pelican]

Yes, kindly show me the way to the biomass rations. :3

[brazen pelican]

I am not. :3

[jaunty path]

Confused with gender? put rock there. rock is good.

[rose pine]

Rock is best

[brazen pelican]

Rock is fren! :3

[rose pine]

Heretic rock is not.

[jaunty path]

I am a CIS student. That should tell enough.

[somber stream]

Rok!

[wintry fog]

There were a few transpeople in the game dev program I attended, they were chill peeps

[fervent sparrow]

It could happen we already had 1 traitor on the ship. Could be more.

[somber stream]

The pipeline is real

[rose pine]

As long as it doesn't get as bad as the new Harley Quinn comic, then things good.

[amber delta]

commonwealth of independant states

[brazen pelican]

What about the suicide squad anime? :3

[rose pine]

Never imagined seeing Harley Quinn headlock batman, while nearly shitting herself

[modern bobcat]

California Republic

[jaunty path]

sniffs

[rose pine]

Can't believe they did Plastic man so dirty, literally.
Inflation with farts, poor guy.

Truely Slaanesh had a pick in this fetish comic.

[jaunty path]

LOL

[brazen pelican]

Nah, you said farts. I blame Nurgle.

[somber stream]

Fart Shark

[marsh iris]

batman into that stuff?

[somber stream]

I mean have you seen the outfit the guy made for Robin

[marsh iris]

true..

[somber stream]

Apparently there's a lot of Feet moment in Death Stranding 2

[brazen pelican]

Kojima is morphing into Tarantino. We need to stop it!

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjiro-tsuda-津田健次郎-tsudaken-tsudasan-seiyuu-gif-17506286175115638635

[somber stream]

Stop it? No

We need to accelerate it

Having a Vtuber hardset in the mainquest, then have a Hollywood actor to say 'Peko' repeatively is unfathomably based

[molten matrix]

remind me

why did DC think it was a good idea to make that comic?

[gilded socket]

Aint no way they just let him keep the gundam bruh

[fervent rover]

Hey Fatshark, did you know a chaos spawn could glitch you through a map? I just learned that -_-

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/g4-g4tv-attack-of-the-show-you-just-got-learned-the-more-you-know-gif-26519740

Same goes for Beast of Nurgle if they swallow you btw

[jovial pine]

same goes for if you just exist and walk wrong, sometimes

i loaded in once and within around 4 steps i fell through the map and died

[somber stream]

Legend has it if you whale enough, you stop getting these warp phenomenal

[modern bobcat]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-AU/shop/Adepta-Sororitas-The-Triumph-Of-St-Katherine-2020

This is pretty cool

[brazen pelican]

Can confirm.

[orchid skiff]

ok real question how do i progress havoc when i'm at the map that crashes

[somber stream]

You don't

[marsh iris]

join others with different map?

[somber stream]

Or taxi another squad that have different map

[orchid skiff]

does that progress my own havoc ?

and rewards

[somber stream]

Yes

[marsh iris]

yes if theirs is higher or equal

[somber stream]

Thanks Slaanesh, big fan

[marsh iris]

but definitely get the map a ticket

[brazen pelican]

You're welcome, love. <3

[somber stream]

No Commisssar i can expl-

[marsh iris]

grab the commissar by the elbow

show them

[orchid skiff]

can i grab the commissar by the hand with interlocked fingers

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

[marsh iris]

disarm them peacefully

[brazen pelican]

I can't let them meet... They don't know about each other...

[marsh iris]

meet who?

meat*

[brazen pelican]

Biomass Rations?

[brazen pelican]

Where did you find that? Is there more? ..oOwOo..

[somber stream]

What the fuck

[somber stream]

That's a Tyranid

[brazen pelican]

Where?

[somber stream]

[stoic mirage]

Everywhere

[marsh iris]

thats-a me

[brazen pelican]

The Commisar don't want you to know this, but any Tyranid you find is free. Just take one home. It'll be fun. I promise. :3

[stoic mirage]

that slanesh in ur name?

[brazen pelican]

Yes?

[somber stream]

Lies, deception

[brazen pelican]

I kindly refuse your offer, but I appreciate your effort in bringing it to my attention.

[gilded socket]

I cant dobthis anymore

Im getting some sleep

My body aches

Goodnight

[somber stream]

Rest well

[brazen pelican]

Night!

[stoic crane]

Dumb question but has the Vestures rotated yet?

[gilded socket]

That marks 5 days straight

Awake

Goodnight

[stoic crane]

[delicate vapor]

[stoic mirage]

take a break elios

u here too much

see the grass and the birds

[ivory wharf]

Finally got darktide

[amber delta]

[ivory wharf]

How good is the game

[amber delta]

game is peak

[ivory wharf]

I'm glad

[stoic mirage]

stockholm syndrome

thats why we're still here

[ivory wharf]

I can't wait to spread the emperor justice

[brazen pelican]

I'm rooting for you!

[amber delta]

spread the emperor's juice

[silver mango]

Spread the Emperor's cheeks

[brazen pelican]

Rooting for that, as well.

[ivory wharf]

Heresy?!

[silver mango]

Nah

Big E is just like that

[elder stone]

No

Our countries have similar flags

[somber stream]

You should not be here

[elder stone]

God when he discovered me disguised as frog inside his magical garden:

[somber stream]

[brazen pelican]

Yay! That makes you friend!

[elder stone]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

I like friends! :3

[elder stone]

Me too

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

You two will get along famously

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Yes 🇸🇪🇺🇦

[brazen pelican]

Say Commissar, an Ogryn gave me a rock earlier and it reminded me. Have you seen any Aeldari anywhere? I really like the rocks they have.

[tired steeple]

The red ones?

That they wear a lot?

[orchid skiff]

it's over for you

[brazen pelican]

The shiny, really pretty ones, yes.

[somber stream]

Stay away from my knoife ears

[brazen pelican]

But... Rocks.

[delicate vapor]

rocks?

[elder stone]

Leaf lovers

[elder stone]

Perhaps even stones?

[somber stream]

Go talk to Grunt, he have a large collectsun of roks

[brazen pelican]

ROCK AND STONE!

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Yes i like tea

[elder stone]

Oh I love chai tea

[somber stream]

Proper stuff

[elder stone]

The reference went over your head

[brazen pelican]

I love that "chai tea" literally means "tea tea".

[elder stone]

Yes

[somber stream]

There's a tea in India call Chai

So Tea tea

Is correct

[elder stone]

I call it chai

[somber stream]

Masala Chai

[brazen pelican]

Kinda like how a ton of deserts are technically named "desert desert".

[elder stone]

Spiderverse reference

[elder stone]

East Timor translates to east east

[brazen pelican]

"PIN Number", is also a favorite.

[tired steeple]

I just realised I have deep rock galactic

I forgot about that

[elder stone]

Personal identification number number

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like Greenbeardery to me.

[elder stone]

ATM machine

[elder stone]

Automated teller machine machine

[tired steeple]

I should see what wlse I have

I have some games from ps plus I completely forgot about

[long sigil]

hope autogun useable in havoc

[marsh iris]

darktide one of the few games i got more than 1k hours in, so its an ok game

but nerf vet into the ground

[long sigil]

vetran duel sword is too powerful

[marsh iris]

they can fight god

[long sigil]

true

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Funny how the power sword is overpowered by a sharp stick

[long sigil]

powersword

uh

mid?

[somber stream]

Mid

[long sigil]

mid

[jaunty path]

Among us x Darktide crossover when?

[long sigil]

what

sussy poxbuster

[tired steeple]

it's pretty good

but

pressing r3 as often as you need to is

not awesome

[long sigil]

[somber stream]

I rebind it to C

[long sigil]

i hope darktide

uh

awsome?

[jaunty path]

We need coding servitors

[long sigil]

fr

fat shark lazy

[brazen pelican]

But we have pre-servitors already.

[long sigil]

kinda rust

[rose pine]

Rusty

[somber stream]

That's Hadron's

[long sigil]

hope some news

[amber delta]

hardon

[long sigil]

like zealot or psyker skill tree rework

[somber stream]

Hagdron

[elder stone]

It is now 0513

I will sleep

[somber stream]

Goodnight Loosh

[marsh iris]

you sleep i tide

[maiden jacinth]

Its actually 11:14. Wake up buddy you slept in

[marsh iris]

[maiden jacinth]

Get back to the factory, we need 40,000 more cases of munitions by tomorrow

[marsh iris]

[long sigil]

sleep dog

[elder stone]

It’s more like morning now

[somber stream]

Uhhhhhhh

Sweet dreams?

[halcyon glen]

I eat cannibals

[wintry fog]

My job on the commune will be cooking rich people

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck

I can’t sleep

My body is refusing

Am i dead

Help

[wintry fog]

Is your phone connected to your wifi? Get some earbuds and enjoy ASMR

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck i cant feel my hand

[gilded socket]

Asmr is doo doo

I listen to real asmr

[wintry fog]

no u

[gilded socket]

The overhead fan

At full blast

My white noise

Wait

That might work

[somber stream]

I'm blessed with the ability to immediately fall asleep

A few moment after laying down and then i hit the Zs

[rose pine]

Would Grog be a better beer?
Or should it be something else to sip for holy Emprah

[amber delta]

Grog is this true

[rose pine]

yes

[next tiger]

Yes

[gilded socket]

Grog is watered down craft beer

It fucking sucks

Im not sure if its beer but it’s definitely super watered down alcohol

[rose pine]

@next tiger time to drink Grog and kill heretics tonight.

[next tiger]

Already did that but I had to stop midway to dig in my butt

[rose pine]

You're watered down beer

[gilded socket]

I cant even drink

[rose pine]

Maybe same, time to prove if I can't or can tonight (spoiler, I can)

[somber stream]

Milk > Beer

[long sigil]

no

[somber stream]

Yes

[long sigil]

fix this

[rose pine]

Time to make Belk then.

[long sigil]

milk < cold beer

[rose pine]

Or.. Mier?

[halcyon glen]

I like

[somber stream]

I like the sound of Belk

But i went through this with some American yesterday

[rose pine]

Belk sounds like something an ogryn would call a silly sparked

[somber stream]

And turns out it's just Root beer

[delicate vapor]

Just devoured my sisters ice cream without her knowing

[long sigil]

comunism?

ew

[rose pine]

@delicate vapor you're a spawn of nurgle.

[amber delta]

[long sigil]

this is silly

i like this

[amber delta]

you are silly girl

[somber stream]

Bart is a weeb

[long sigil]

what

i am male

[amber delta]

oh

unlucky

[long sigil]

damn u

what

[somber stream]

Weeb isn't gender specific Bart

[long sigil]

true

[wintry fog]

Sister is gon be pissed

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck

My arm

I cant feel it

Is this death or am i paranoid

[amber delta]

cut it off

[gilded socket]

Im losing my shit

[wintry fog]

Get up and shake for arm, force yourself to flex your fingers.
I've kinda sorta had this after sleeping on my arm for too long.

It's freaky

[gilded socket]

MY LERG

LEEG

LEG

WHYYY

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

Rip bro

Going to see the Emperor's light real soon at this pace

[gilded socket]

I hooe he carries me

[vestal mantle]

Its potential rations

[gilded socket]

Hooe

Hope

[digital lava]

The big E can only do so much

[wintry fog]

carry you straight to corpse starch production

[somber stream]

I adore your username

[gilded socket]

Fuck

[vestal mantle]

Also good morning

[somber stream]

Good mornin

[gilded socket]

Fuck

Ther

[digital lava]

THE ROBOT IS HOT AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

[vestal mantle]

So I almost unlocked Damnation

\o/

[gilded socket]

Ok i die now

Goodnight

[long sigil]

bye dog

[amber delta]

bye dog

[wintry fog]

gn!

[delicate vapor]

She wouldn’t know..

[somber stream]

Bye human person

[long sigil]

what is this shit

[amber delta]

doro

[somber stream]

Do

[vestal mantle]

Snack

[somber stream]

g

[long sigil]

why move like worm

[amber delta]

[wintry fog]

"She'll never know anything again "

[digital lava]

Worn is just smol person

[vestal mantle]

Only thing I know of the pink hair thing is that it was added to Stellar Blade

[wintry fog]

Hopefully asmongold doesn't survive the crashout after he learns of this.

[vestal mantle]

Doubt... Its been in the game for a while

Like I think 2-4 months

I really need to get back to playing it

But like after absurdedly long tutorial...

Like it took me 2-3 hours to get to the hub

[long sigil]

[vestal mantle]

The combat is fun tho

Dmc snappy but bayonetta flashy

[digital lava]

Like L4D, but good

Like B4B, but playable

Like taxes, but less cringe

[fading otter]

Bait used to be believable

[vestal mantle]

So now I shall make rations, and then try to get damnation unlocked before I go to work

[digital lava]

👉 👈
I'm trying my best

[fading otter]

I see that

Saying you enjoy the dude who’s voice sounds like fingernails on a chalk board to me was the first clue

[digital lava]

No, he's hot

[vestal mantle]

Your best isnt good enough... Time to servitor

[fading otter]

Bro talks like he’s had 7 strokes

Like shut tf up bro

[digital lava]

Handlebars

[vestal mantle]

Tbf if theres a zombie apocalypse and a guy with a double barrel and a bat has handlebar mustache... My odds are on that guy

He'll survive at least until the zombies mutate

[amber delta]

if there's a zombie apocalypse I'll be a zombie

[vestal mantle]

Or loner... Hear me out... Rations

[orchid skiff]

Maybe he's stroking as he speaks

[wintry fog]

Valve could remaster L4D2, add some quality of life features, sell it for $20 and make millions overnight.

[jaunty path]

Gonna get your ass kicked

[vestal mantle]

You know, the only thing I can remember about l4d after zombies is "Pills here"

"get your pills"

[wintry fog]

LOUISSSSSSS

[modern bobcat]

Valve no longer needs to make games

[wintry fog]

sadly 😦

[long sigil]

valve rich

[amber delta]

best I can do is shitty 3rd person moba

[vestal mantle]

Actually now that i think about it... Mobas kinda just suddenly fell off

[somber stream]

It ran its course

[vestal mantle]

Like 5 yrs ago thats all I heard about

[digital lava]

They were never good

[wintry fog]

Requires too much brainpower, now it's battle royales

[vestal mantle]

Eh ill stick with my pew pew

[amber delta]

the popular mobas are still popular, there's just no market for new ones

[modern bobcat]

the Battle Royales are fading as well now though, PUBG is a decade+ old

we went from Battle Royale era to Hero Shooter era

now transitioning to something different

Probably an unholy combination of battle royale/hero shooter/fortnite

[wintry fog]

Speaking of hero shooter, my excitement for KF3 got sucked out like the vacuum of space sucking out someone's insides

[somber stream]

rip

[amber delta]

we're doing extraction shooters now

[jovial pine]

it's all about dayz now

[wintry fog]

lol

[amber delta]

dayz nutz

[vestal mantle]

Somewhere, someone on xbox is planning to go to every poi specifically to look for datapads in helldivers

Even if it takes 50 mins

[somber stream]

Im gonna bust if they add ODST on 26th

[vestal mantle]

@somber stream you know its a tuesday right?

In hd2 bad things happen on tuesday

[digital lava]

Same

[somber stream]

Uhhhh

I cope

[tired steeple]

dump stat on plasma guns?

[digital lava]

Wisdom

[vestal mantle]

Charisma

[digital lava]

Only helps on faith builds

[tired steeple]

my dump stat is usually int

[vestal mantle]

As a half orc barbarian my dump stat is constitution

[tired steeple]

assuming it's thermal resistance

[digital lava]

Mobility if it has it

[rose pine]

Int is for nerds and dorks.
More thinking = less hitting.

[somber stream]

But if no think, how move hand?

[rose pine]

Muscle me..memo..muscles don't think.

So neither do I.

[somber stream]

Is grounded
(based)

[rose pine]

All I know, apply pickaxe, shield, or kickback directly to heretics forehead.

[tired inlet]

the kommisar says, patting me on the shoulders like a disappointed father and gesturing me over to laser scorched wall

[rose pine]

Simple as.

[rose pine]

Verdict: Look an ogryn in the eyes as they get told they don't get to eat the potato peels, for the next 10 years.

Such sadness should not be seen.

[tired inlet]

Go read the sticky in #veteran-class

Plasma gun doesn't have a dump stat

[somber stream]

You monster

[rose pine]

Truely, I would be the cruelest if Commisahs

[somber stream]

Literally abbadon

[vestal mantle]

Well off to attempt to get damnation unlockdd

[humble thorn]

I hope we get new missions soon

[rose pine]

If you need an ogryn in 40 min, shoot a ping

[digital lava]

T O M O R R O W

[somber stream]

Cosplaying a velvet cake tomorrow

For the emprah

[digital lava]

I was hoping for a German chocolate cake

[somber stream]

You'll see

[rose pine]

Just want more Mortis Trial maps

[somber stream]

Go ask Sefoni

[viral aspen]

when tf are the mortis trials soundtracks gonna be put on spotify

[rose pine]

Sefoni scares me.

[rose pine]

Think a good amount of them, are music from the newer maps. Heard a good bit of them on spotify already.

Then again, do see a lacking amount of tracks now that you mention it

[marsh iris]

she aint scary

[rose pine]

She's a sparked in bubbly juice, who speaks to me in my brain, do not like, freeky

Also the pods around her are too small no 6'6 sized beds

[marsh iris]

tasted her tank water, she's clean

nothing to fear

[rose pine]

Lemme hav sum

[marsh iris]

here

[humble thorn]

[delicate vapor]

no

[digital lava]

Me when I spread misinformation

[humble thorn]

[rose pine]

sip sip sip....

[digital lava]

I'm just a silly lil guy

[rose pine]

Dis the good Grog, pal

@digital lava edible little guy, not silly.

[digital lava]

Just a lil guy, doing silly things

[delicate vapor]

[earnest nacelle]

Is it weird to kidnap your neighbors, lock them in your basement, and periodically make loud animal noises at them?

[amber delta]

[digital lava]

Only if the sun's up

[earnest nacelle]

huh

ok

brb need to check on the basement

[digital lava]

Vampire's have different rules sha

[earnest nacelle]

Vampires aren't real. They're just fat goth chicks. That blood is just a melted slurpee they are still drinking.

[modern bobcat]

Hm Darktide crashing on launch now

Guess that's one way to fix the server issue

[earnest nacelle]

I just got in the game, so that seems to be either an interaction with a bad mod (I'll assume you already checked this though) or a bad interaction with your specific system.

[modern bobcat]

No mods, and it was running earlier today

[earnest nacelle]

Hmm

Is it a hard crash to desktop, or an error message?

[rose pine]

It's a feature.
You need to keep trying, to prove to the emperor that you're willing to fight your hardest battles.

[jovial pine]

shoulda dodged

[rose pine]

Worst case, do a little ' scan game files '

[modern bobcat]

A little Exterminatus from my Steamapps folder?

Need to find a good Krieg shovel/helbore build for Veteran again

so I can experience true pain

[vestal mantle]

Ok lets go

First heresy mission I didnt die

[mental jasper]

darktide consume considerably more internet data than other online games
does anyone know why ?

[vestal mantle]

\o/

[vestal mantle]

I assume that not only are we transmitting to and from each other but the Director AI also is communicating to us

[mental jasper]

i see

[earnest nacelle]

Also, probably flags

(I doubt it's the director AI, but I don't officially know that)

[vestal mantle]

Anyways, had my first deathless heresy which may not seem like a lot but i only been playing for like 3 weeks

\o/

[delicate vapor]

😲

[vestal mantle]

Celebrating

[earnest nacelle]

Everything you do in Darktide is flagged. Every little action is flagged, including actions that have no interactions with skills or abilities. These flags are sent to the server constantly.

They did this so that as they develop the game more, these flags can be used to add new interactions.

[somber stream]

Shit, they flagged me slapping Swagger’s buttocks

[hardy wren]

Is it me or auric has more peoples

[earnest nacelle]

Basically, it's not just your position in a 3D space and the basic action you're committing that is sent to the server. Everything about your status in that 3D world is sent. The current state of your swing, all damage types sent with that swing, all flagged interactions of that specific strike, the state of your dodge, the state of your movement type, the amount of enemies around you, the proximity of yourself to the others, etc.

[hardy wren]

Imagine

[earnest nacelle]

All of this is separate in the games code so that it can, either now or in the future, come with modifiers.

[somber stream]

Got it, i’ll triple my “right mouse button spam the stim while sitting down at a elevator corner”

[rose pine]

Do a Macro like some Spark'eds do

[hardy wren]

Give in to the warp

[earnest nacelle]

Warp deez nuts

WAIT

Actually don't do that

[hardy wren]

That would be painful

[rose pine]

Woe upon you, Khorne Blessed balls.

[brazen pelican]

The what?

You have my attention.

[lean ingot]

anyone know how to unlock the auric mode in mortis trials?

[supple thorn]

Large enough to crush skulls.

Mornin' all

[rose pine]

What'cha want.
Balls or thighs that snap necks

[long sigil]

wow

all arbites

no teamplay

unfun

[brazen pelican]

Both is good.

[long sigil]

gonna play drg

[brazen pelican]

You know what we could do? We could go get some biomass rations.

[rose pine]

Not Sah' Question rejected.

[amber delta]

[supple thorn]

I prefer, thick thighs save lives.

[modern bobcat]

the 6th class in Darktide will be an Adeptus Titanicus/Collegia Moderati with his own Titan companion

[rose pine]

Ogryn does like thicc' Thighs.
Much more eating on hounds, when thick

[fading otter]

Did Skaven get banned? Can’t see him anymore lol

[rose pine]

@brazen pelican Sorry lil un, but Sah told me I cant talk ta' 'Eretics. Dems weirdos 'e Said.

[somber stream]

Right you are big man, heretics are cringe

[brazen pelican]

But I'm not a heretic, I am friend. :3

[somber stream]

Purple = bad

Simple as

[cerulean moth]

Update?

[vestal mantle]

Damnation unlocked

Wooooo

[halcyon glen]

Hello

I’m apac

[supple thorn]

The name has two reasons to have big man question.

[elder robin]

update

[frigid bone]

Uhhh random 600mb download?

but no patch notes

weird

[rose pine]

'Eretics would be sayin' da, tha's wha' Spark'ed said

[woven blade]

yeah what's this about?

[elder robin]

probably hotfix for Dogbleed and Haoc crashes

[brazen pelican]

But have you considered the most eloquent of counter-arguments..? Nu-uh!

[rose pine]

Could also just be a little bundle of file-switcharoo's for potential optimization

[brazen pelican]

Maybe Excise Vault returns.

[woven blade]

patch notes are posted on steam

[frigid bone]

nope

those are from the 7th

[rose pine]

The.. MCVU' or whatever that game was called, the fighting game with Marvel Vs Capcom, just got a '35 Gb update'
Only thing it did, was redistributing the files and moving the Values and other shenanigans to other folders.

[leaden sundial]

I didn't download anything, just validation

[woven blade]

go to the the full news thread

news feed

[rose pine]

No patch, no updates, just files being wobble-wabbled about

[woven blade]

sorry, "News Hub" has it

probably hasn't propogaed to the library news feed yet

[frigid bone]

ffs fatshark

post patch notes correctly lol

[elder merlin]

[woven blade]

Hotfix #72 (1.8.4) is currently rolling out across our platforms. In the meantime, you can read the notes below.

Fixed server crash occurring while playing Refinery Delta-17.

Rolled back to FSR version 3.1.2. This change is made to ensure the best overall experience for players, while maintaining support for key features like FSR 4 and others. We're actively working on updating to a newer version in the future and will reintroduce newer improvements when ready.

Fixed issue where the Arbites Talent 'Razor-Jaw Augment' was being affected by Cyber-Mastiff damage increasing buffs.

Dev Note: Regarding the last issue on the list, this resulted in damage being increased by up to 450% at times.

Havoc Campaign - Mission Pool and Mutator Rotation

Every third week during a Havoc Campaign, we are rotating the mission pool and mutator pool. One or two missions and mutators will swap out during this time. This rotation will happen next week.

Mission Pool

Incoming

Hab Dreyko

Mercantile HL-70-04-510

Outgoing

Consignment Yard HL17-36

Chasm Logistratum

Mutators

Incoming

None

Outgoing

Pus-Hardened Skin

Inferno Special Event

[tacit geode]

Pus is DEADDDDDDDDD

[tacit geode]

It also didn't even break MvCI beyond which is really funny

Update that does nothing

[rose pine]

Sadly broke some of it, saw Max'milians(Blond fighter guy) vid on it, it broke the Uniquely modded game modes.

But only due to the values moving spots and changing here and there, as far as I understood

[rose pine]

Ain't reading all of that sah'

But glad, and or sorry that it happened, Sah'.

[tacit geode]

We're glad in this case big man

[modern bobcat]

When is this?

[west urchin]

surprising they got a patch out while on summer, I figured we'd be screwed until late august, gg bigguppy

[west urchin]

5min ago

[timber void]

Damn, the Eviscerator fucks, I love this thing

[thick coyote]

Always has been

🧑‍🚀

[rose pine]

The Eviscerator cannot fuck, it is holy! No sex for it.

Chasi-..cha-..chast-..chaesti-.. Fuckin' Shouty celebate

[rustic escarp]

steam push pushed an update

do we have patch note yet?

aha

[rose pine]

@rustic escarp 8 posts up

[rustic escarp]

just scrolled up lol

ty

[halcyon glen]

Hello guys

[timber void]

Also Rev it Up is definitely my favorite blessing so far

I like... fast

fast good

[tacit geode]

There we go

Hi quickpaw

[rustic escarp]

yeah the arbites patch really improved it

it's a lot of fun now

[timber void]

I'm just a bit conflicted on which mark of it I like better so far

[uncut bone]

Hello chat

[round mica]

Joji plays darktide?

[timber void]

The XV is dead simple, but I like III's push attack better and having a fast overhead light is nice (and the XV feels slower, I think?)

[west root]

People seem to go ga-ga for XV but I love the OG

[timber void]

They're both really fun

[uncut bone]

Shh , I'm tryin to escape da music

[west root]

Endless push attack>heavy to slice hordes in half

[timber void]

So far this is probably my second-favorite melee, behind the blaze force gs

[elder merlin]

[timber void]

Though I've not tried them all yet by any means

[slim axle]

Chat when will Commodore's Vestures reset again? Next week?

[elder merlin]

This week

[fading otter]

Have you tried relic blade?

[elder merlin]

I'll be damned if im waiting four fucking weeks for this shit to reset

[stable fox]

Another hotfix? Already?

[slim axle]

Thank the emperor the current cosmetic suck pure raw arse

[west root]

The special heavy cleaves through anything not an elite so you can have a constant proc of whatever that 100% Crit blessing is called

[prisma shuttle]

Can't log in lmao

[elder merlin]

More bugs demand attention

[prisma shuttle]

Oh wait I just did

[timber void]

Not yet, just unlocked it for my Zealot

[fading otter]

Evi was my favourite weapon until I tried it and realize I could shred hordes like a piece of farm machinery

[vestal mantle]

Man... Dogs were doing 450% extra damage

O.o

[worldly peak]

up to*

I've read comments where the bleed was doing 1k+ a tick. I never noticed that when trying it out in the Meat Grinder.
So I guess the "up to" part required certain triggers to it

[west urchin]

it was so dumb, in auric i could pull 600k+ more dam than anyone else in the group without trying

[timber void]

I'll definitely be giving it a shot, yes-yes

So far I've been mostly running evi and bolt pistol

Honestly I think I like the bolt pistol a little more than the proper bolter

[vestal mantle]

I generally thought the dogs were op... The weapons I didnt think about but I always thought the dogs were just op and it seems i was right

[sinful holly]

2 havoc mutators going out next week and none coming in. So that basically means even more pox gas and rituals in the rotation....

[round mica]

damn they nerfed arbiter again the in the hotfix

[orchid skiff]

what does webgunner say when she runs at me she sounds so excited to see me

[tacit geode]

It was the EO trigger doesn't work amazin in meat grinder

[worldly peak]

fixing unintentional bugs isn't nerfs

[round mica]

wrong

arbiter unplayable now

shame

[vestal mantle]

You gonna have to give me a ration

[worldly peak]

they fixed the bleedsplosion in the previous hotfix.
this one wasn't tied to the "dog grenade" but rather the talent.
It only required the dog to pounch an enemy to trigger

[vestal mantle]

Not only did I unlock damnation but I did a heresy mission without dying

[round mica]

[vestal mantle]

And I wasnt arbi

[sinful holly]

With all these arbites nerfs i guess its time to redund...

[round mica]

yep

[west root]

I was told on launch that the shotpistol was op but frankly I never saw it, the shotgun that isn't duckbill can do some crazy stuff

[round mica]

the class has gone to shit

[tacit geode]

? I'm confused how that's related. I'm saying the 1k ticks came from Execution order (EO) which doesn't trigger amazing in the meat grinder

[round mica]

fatshark back at it again making classes bad

oh well

[worldly peak]

oh, my bad.
my tired eyes read "AoE" and not "EO".
not sure how I managed to make such a blunder.

[tacit geode]

Because of Woke too

[tacit geode]

All good

[round mica]

well, with the arb nerfs it’s back to playing the stronger class anyways (ogryn)

[thick coyote]

Good

🗣️

Rip bozo

🚬

[round mica]

almost as bad as veteran now

kinda nuts

[west urchin]

plasma nerfs, dueling sword nerfs, arbiter nerfs meanwhile my rumbler is a chaingun

ogryn cannot lose

[tacit geode]

Your rumbler is next buddy

[round mica]

biggest, meanest, strongest

[elder merlin]

The arbite shotgun is the best shotgun in the game

[analog marsh]

Guys, remember to reactivate your mods if you have any.

[west urchin]

I let that shotgun rip once down a hallway in a solo mortis and got a +81 killstreak, shit's a better plasma, i think people just haven't caught on enough to complain loudly

[thick coyote]

It's Agripina Combat Shotgun

[west root]

I want a shotgun that's all slugs no buckshot

[tacit geode]

That's the power of + cleave nodes

[west root]

ptunk

[formal wharf]

random but i think i just accidently commited a crime

i didnt get this product from shien yet it was stated it was delivered so i contacted support (no mention of a refund), then a day later the product comes and then literally just now ive got a refund for the product i just got

[sinful holly]

I promise not to tell anyone

[small falcon]

add powerfist

[elder merlin]

If it aint the arbite shotgun, it might as well not even be in the game at this point

[west root]

It's ok, they'll probably just fire the delivery guy

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh
Agripina>>>>>

[formal wharf]

in my defence i was never told i was getting a refund

[thick coyote]

[dry pebble]

that isnt a crime

its okay

[formal wharf]

i contacted support literally just to ask where it is

whats funnier is ive actually made a profit of it

[small falcon]

killing every normal combat shotgun user

[formal wharf]

i got a refund for the full price of the product while i bought it on sale for like 50%

[thick coyote]

You want to get close to a combat shotgun user

Are you sure that's a good idea

[elder merlin]

I dont even know what the agripina shotgun is, but have you even used the arbite shotgun?

[formal wharf]

oh shit so i can keep my 5 quid

wheyyyy

i literally got paid for this fan essentially

[thick coyote]

So you don't know Agripina shotgun

That's crazy

Best shotgun in the game

[west urchin]

I just had to check how many my build used, it was just the one 'drive them back' +75% cleave on block, that's wild if that's what caused it lmao, I actually got the last frenzied killer penance done that round, killing 120 within 30s

[formal wharf]

i wont even be able to tell my other relatives aswell as they would just panic and then make the situation even worse

[rose pine]

Ogryn, Pickaxe, Bullrush, Auric/Maelstrom, one dose of Rations, two doses of Grog.

Instantly done

[acoustic tangle]

Anyone here who knows what to do with error code 3013? I've verified multiple times, i reset launcher settings, next step would be reinstalling, but Id ask here beforehand

[tacit geode]

Yup yup it's crazy

[small falcon]

Who said I was gonna get close

[dry pebble]

Yeah it would be a crime if you asked for a refund but they refunded you umprompted - you might be asked to give the money back to them but seeing its 5 pounds then i'm sure no judge would bother holding court to this, even in civil law

[thick coyote]

Too bad
Still in range of agripina shotgun

Get Agripina'd lol

[small falcon]

shot pistol on top 🗣️ 🗣️

[rose pine]

Please stop speaking in Spark'ed, makes my brain hurt.

[formal wharf]

i saw someone getting sued over a 2 dollar cinema ticket so its still possible

[dry pebble]

the agripina really is cracked guys you should play with it

[thick coyote]

[formal wharf]

i read this in bodyguard voice

[elder merlin]

Unless this is some stupid joke, cause it just sounds like you are saying "a grip peen", i just didnt want to point it out til you did the stupid anime emote

[acoustic tangle]

aight, good talk

[rose pine]

Do it in the Bully voice, where they're also sneering and growling

[rose pine]

I've seen a famous streamer related to pirates, sueing an indie developer for a meme.

[thick coyote]

A pirate?

[rose pine]

Pirate Software

[formal wharf]

oh that loser

[thick coyote]

A pirate that is soft? Where?

[rose pine]

Wouldn't even call him a loser, he's turned into a lolcow

[dry pebble]

bully ogryn is the slav and bodyguard is the SAH! right?

[thick coyote]

Brawler is the Sah

[formal wharf]

bodyguard is the slav

[thick coyote]

Bodyguard is the Boss

[formal wharf]

bully is the EVIL sounding onr

[thick coyote]

Bully is the Runt

[tired steeple]

surpisingly bully's pretty chill

[dry pebble]

[tired steeple]

until you hear "shoot me again and I'll rip your arms off" but that's fair enough tbh

[delicate vapor]

i may be drunk on a wednesday

[formal wharf]

tbf his revive voicelines are the nicest out of the three

[formal wharf]

bully ogryrn was absolutely from a rural planet considering how he goes apeshit when he sees a train

[rose pine]

Which isWhy

[thick coyote]

It's hilarious because Ogryns get mildly annoyed by our shots

[formal wharf]

"think your aims a bit off sah"

[delicate vapor]

i need to shower soon

[west urchin]

poggies shower beers

[thick coyote]

"Sorry for getting in your way Sah"

[dry pebble]

Now that i know the names, im thinking of changing my ogryn from bodyguard to brawler

because every single ogryn i get on pubs are bodyguards

[formal wharf]

brawler is the only bone ead yet is argubaly the stupidest ogryrn

[dry pebble]

i was on a match with THREE bodyguards

including me

[dry pebble]

ikr its so funny

[small falcon]

beer

[formal wharf]

"STOMP LIKE BUGS 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ " x3

[dry pebble]

NOOO STOOOPIIINGGG MEEEEEE!!!!

[thick coyote]

Bodyguard is simply the best hype man

[formal wharf]

bully ogryrn sounds metal when you get a voice changing helmet on him

[dry pebble]

he is the best, unfortunately everyone thinks the same

i'll be the odd one out for the sake of variety

[small falcon]

ogryn is awesome no matter what they are

[somber stream]

Did they fix the connection chat

[dry pebble]

wish we got a voice changer for him in the free cosmetics

[formal wharf]

kinda funny how when they suited ogryrns with astartes grade gear it needed horus himself to step in just to give his space marines a fair fight

i dont think they were even given ranged weapons either

[west urchin]

Can't stop the Emprah's own

[formal wharf]

just drills and other sorts of melee

really makes me wonder why the imperium doesnt invest into ogryrn power armor

[peak falcon]

I like bodyguard since he is just the best.

[formal wharf]

i hate grey knights

[formal wharf]

grey knights feels like that kid in a playground who makes himself as stupidly overpowered as possible just so he could feel better than others in roleplays

[thick coyote]

Because they are scared of Oggy

[dry pebble]

the power armors in the imperium have a mini nuclear reactor in the back

[elder merlin]

Dont dodge what i said, coward @thick coyote

[dry pebble]

i can see why they dont give them to ogryns

[thick coyote]

What did you say?

💀

[formal wharf]

also the dreadknights existance should be enough reason to remove them from lore

[elder merlin]

Oh ok, it is a actual shotgun, thought you were trolling with that name

[thick coyote]

Yeah

High finesse scaling

Shit ton of ammo

[wind kernel]

Hey, any one can answer me, what a number after nickname in Discord?)

[thick coyote]

Oh that's right, Arby's don't get finesse scaling

[formal wharf]

plus ive not had a singular time where ive found the grey knights interesting

[thick coyote]

Such a mid class

[fading otter]

Usually steam friend code

[somber stream]

Fatshark code

[fading otter]

Oop nvm

[thick coyote]

Fatshark code

[wind kernel]

oh where i can see that?)

[thick coyote]

Easier to find teammates that way

[thick coyote]

Esc
Social
Find Players

[dry pebble]

the grey knights are much less interesting then the other inquisition marines, the Deathwatch

[bleak summit]

Anyone want to play a match?

[formal wharf]

deathwatch ❤️

[wind kernel]

thx man!

[formal wharf]

their only issue is that they only fight xenos

[elder merlin]

Do they even need it? They are busted as is

[thick coyote]

If they had it

[dry pebble]

i see that as an absolute win tbh

[thick coyote]

They wouldn't be mid

[dry pebble]

everyone is fighting chaos nowdays

[dry pebble]

back in my day we fought against orks and exterminatus'd a place if a daemon showed up

[west urchin]

give me an orktide game

[trail bolt]

I suck at this game

or maybe it's because I keep going back and forth between my laptop and mechanical keyboard

[fading otter]

A poor workman blames his tools

[thick coyote]

Nah it's your laptop

[somber stream]

Just get someone as suck as you do, the suckness will cancel each other out

[trail bolt]

sure buddy

[modest flume]

Bully