general-chat

[round mica]

well you see that’s the thing, don’t pay any attention to those silly tier lists

[halcyon glen]

Ofc

[dry pebble]

As expected

[round mica]

there is literally not a single bad option for arbite

[ember nimbus]

chainsword is pretty bad

[round mica]

he is what we called giga-based

[ember nimbus]

on any class really

[fiery wave]

I mean, Dogs of War does not come close to anything.

[round mica]

you can’t call it bad, it’s witawwy the warhammaw signature weapon

[dry pebble]

is the chainsword bad or just outdone by other melees?

[round mica]

like witawwy bwo

[ember nimbus]

outdone

[fiery wave]

Insanely outdone by anything.

[ember nimbus]

its fine i guess

but its so outshadowed its crazy

[fiery wave]

Is okay on like heresy.

[ember nimbus]

even the worst tac axe is a better option

[gilded crown]

Hello darktiders

[dry pebble]

i speak portuguese, ill try to look up in gameslantern to see if i can see a name that rings a bell

[round mica]

isn’t the heavy evis goated now?

[dry pebble]

i see

[fiery wave]

WDYM, you can light spam the mk4.

[ember nimbus]

eviscerator /=/ chainsword

[round mica]

but the heavy evis got buffed no?

it’s stuff ass?

[ember nimbus]

yeye

[round mica]

still*

[ember nimbus]

its pretty good now

[fiery wave]

Ah.

[gilded crown]

Dogs of war is my favourite talent

[round mica]

what did they even do to it , can you explain in ogryn terms?

[dry bay]

2h chain sword go brrrr

[ember nimbus]

they upped the max amount of targets you can hit in a cleave

[fiery wave]

No cap, hits everything till you run out of cleave.

[dry bay]

Run it on zealot and go brrrr

[fiery wave]

Think like bully club buff.

No longer capped to 3.

[round mica]

so what you’re telling me

is i can turn an entire crowd into chunky salsa

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[round mica]

is that all that was changed?

[ember nimbus]

it was a chainsaw before

now its a blender

some dmg values i think too

[round mica]

i may have to give zealot a revisit

[ember nimbus]

rampage + shred

flak

go wild

[dry pebble]

The only talent that seem to translate to "dogs of war" in portuguese is "man and cyber mastiff"

i really cant see anything else that seems to be it

its a really shit translation

if thats the case

[round mica]

GW hates portugal confirmed?

[dry pebble]

and Brazil too

[ember nimbus]

actually its god

im pretty sure

[round mica]

those brit’s

i’m tellin you

[ember nimbus]

they got shafted in the new world

[dry pebble]

Brits hated Portugal in the discovery era

and it was mutual

[ember nimbus]

not portugal and spain calling dibs on everything outside of europe

[tired inlet]

<< When you've recently watched the Shogun series remake

[fiery wave]

Oh, then depends on your use. If you skip Go get 'em, it can work.

[ember nimbus]

rewatched it like last week lol

but its true

[dry pebble]

and portugal immediatly disrespecting it by settling Brazils inland

[tired inlet]

Hey Siri, what did the Dutch do to people who had Nutmeg?

[ember nimbus]

dont look up what the belgians did in africa either

[dry pebble]

@halcyon glen heres your answer

i like man and cyber mastiff

[ember nimbus]

colonialism is gnarly

[nocturne bloom]

Dont look up what the Japanese did to the Chinese either

[ember nimbus]

they went sicko mode on the koreans too

[dry pebble]

dont look up at least 86% of human history

[tired inlet]

or Koreans, or Filipinos, or Chamorro, or Singaporeans

[halcyon glen]

Thank you friend

Is it good

[ember nimbus]

im glad im german

we dont have many issues with colonies

[halcyon glen]

Ok I use

[nocturne bloom]

Dont look up what the germa-

[ember nimbus]

we just have that whole other thing

[dry pebble]

that small thing right

[ember nimbus]

woops

[tired inlet]

I'm Scottish and my wife is Irish; so we get blamed for Newfies

and their Martoonis

[gilded crown]

Dogs of war is my favourite talent

[ember nimbus]

scots didnt colonize anything right?

[ember nimbus]

except britain

[simple drum]

History

[tired inlet]

does golf count

[halcyon glen]

Real?

I am using now

[dry pebble]

it can be said that scotland colonized ireland?

I thought that was atrributed to england

[sleek harness]

The hell you talking about my country

[dry pebble]

but i gues its the UK as a whole isnt it

[jovial pine]

vermintidians invading our chat

[tired inlet]

no, that's La Tene culture; you have vikings doing that in Scotland, Iceland, Greenland, Ireland, and Breton

[sleek harness]

[dry pebble]

OUR country

[sleek harness]

Oh right

[dry pebble]

i can say what i want

[sleek harness]

I forgot you were Brazilian

[nocturne bloom]

Panama

[somber stream]

Smoke is goated

Make captains lost in sauce

[dry pebble]

i see

[halcyon glen]

Wanna play?

[sleek harness]

He only plays with cool people and K-poppers

[dry pebble]

you can see that kpoppers are not considered cool people

[jovial pine]

this skaven fellow once said everyone to the east is the same

quite problematic

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[halcyon glen]

Why

[ember nimbus]

i was about to say "uhh based?"

but then again

east of what?

[sleek harness]

World

[dry pebble]

of the west

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Tène_culture

[tired inlet]

Eden

[elder merlin]

Taking a steamin hot shower to wash up and then blasting ice cold water after is lovely

[halcyon glen]

Wanna play? Cata only (of course)

[nocturne bloom]

Just take a cold shower

[tired inlet]

Ketamine Poppers?

[nocturne bloom]

[dry pebble]

Hey thanks i was looking it up here on the second monitor

[sleek harness]

China, Japan and uhhhhhhhhhhh Chinatown

[dry pebble]

Im not familiar with it

[sleek harness]

All the same

[jovial pine]

what the fr*ck

[ember nimbus]

based and ratpilled

[elder merlin]

Not gonna take a cold shower first when im all sweaty and gross, gotta clean out the pores first

Dumbass

[nocturne bloom]

You people and your skin routines

[tired inlet]

to a Skaven everything to the east is orcs, gnoblars, goblins, and ogres; so yeah?

[sleek harness]

I can differentiate England from United States

One doesn't wash teeths

The other is obese

[tired inlet]

Grimgor was killing so many skaven by himself he got bored with it

[jovial pine]

little does skaven know that that's how many americans think of countries south of us

[fiery wave]

Just tell them what Go get 'em in Portuguese is btw.

[dry pebble]

dont use that card against them Skaven. They might call us hispanic

[dry pebble]

see

[jovial pine]

exactly

[fading otter]

I thought you were going to say something about guns and I was going to laugh my ass off if that was coming from a Brazilian

[sleek harness]

I don't believe that anyone here comes from Chinatown

[dry pebble]

There is the Korean bart simpson guy

[gilded socket]

Finally silence

[sleek harness]

Dude, I am not a hypocrite

Also the problem isn't guns

[gilded socket]

How i missed the noise of silence

[tired inlet]

it should be vamos right

[sleek harness]

Its robbery and crime

Its very different

[dry pebble]

lmao i'll tell them once i get home and can see the hilariously mistranslated name

[fading otter]

…..using guns lmao

[sleek harness]

Guns

Knifes

Pans

[dry pebble]

Guns that are illegal in the country might i add

we have gun control here

[tired inlet]

The Hourglass literally has favelas

[nocturne bloom]

Silence? Here?

[sleek harness]

Motorcycle helmet

[nocturne bloom]

[fiery wave]

No clue. I don't speak it. i just guessed it was related to shitty translation.

[fading otter]

Doesn’t seem to help much lol

[gilded socket]

No, in my life

[sleek harness]

All of theses can be used to robbery

[dry pebble]

yep!

[sleek harness]

Even a snapping turtle

[fiery wave]

Ah.

[jovial pine]

vamos is acceptable in portugese AND spanish. what a fake language portugese is

[tired inlet]

but what about your sister's life?

[halcyon glen]

Thank you guys please tag me when you find because I am partly confused rn 😅

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[nocturne bloom]

Hm, I suppose thats fair

[gilded socket]

Dont have one

[sleek harness]

Turns out being a colony of the Portugueses makes us copy their language

[storm ember]

if I told hestia about her shitty haircut maybe she'd stop being mean to me

[tired inlet]

You should try; I hear the Sisters of Silence are nice to have around

[halcyon glen]

Anything for Cersei, as always 😅

[dry pebble]

do not ever say that mr "buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo is gramatically correct"

[gilded socket]

Maybe

[nocturne bloom]

Every language copies something boss

[fiery wave]

You might get shot instead.

[sleek harness]

Yes I am very waken up

[gilded socket]

It definitely feels better

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

Why you calling me boss

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[jaunty path]

cuz

[elder stone]

Why is 28 degrees so hot 💔

[nocturne bloom]

Sorry, furry rat thing

[tired inlet]

Atoma aristocrats making fun of Hestia on Vox while you're plunging into some deep elevator hole to nowhere

[jovial pine]

im sure portugese has no funny sentences

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Dude you shouldn't be winning, in my city we reached 40 degrees Celsius

[modern bobcat]

Hestia should have taken an Eviscerator to that party

[dark bay]

fk, I locked my old Psyker behind the campaign, any way to reset this?

[nocturne bloom]

Nar

[jovial pine]

pay 50k at the chirugeon

[gilded socket]

Personality scourge

[sleek harness]

Just do the campaign

You can still play in higher difficultys

[fiery wave]

I mean, they all should be shot as well. And yes, I'm on the side of the commoners.

[urban elbow]

What are your houses like though? Are they like American houses?

[dark bay]

All I want is to check daily Melk curios for now

[tired inlet]

石室詩士施氏

[nocturne bloom]

Even sheet metal is better than dry wall

[dry pebble]

yeah there are but its protocol that you have to defend portuguese when someone bad mouths it

[sleek harness]

Dude you think every Brazilian lives in a farm?

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[tired inlet]

Rio babyyyyy

[sleek harness]

I can't know which race a random horse in my city is

[urban elbow]

What? Are you good?

[dry pebble]

Ishimuro uta-shi Shi-shi

lol

[sleek harness]

[urban elbow]

It was a pretty simple question.

[nocturne bloom]

She what

[dry pebble]

i'll never know

[jovial pine]

that's chinese lol not japanese

[sleek harness]

And I continued my question

Look

My?

[dark bay]

Thanks, 50K payment did it

[sleek harness]

Your

God dammit

[nocturne bloom]

Stop thinking youre hurting my brain

[sleek harness]

Why the hell you keep this pfp

[jovial pine]

he's based

[dark bay]

He is the dead emperor, you thinking gets to him

[static kite]

nah yeah that’s straight up just porn

kill them

[nocturne bloom]

I fw snake bitches

[urban elbow]

Alright then. I guess calling people dumbass randomly is OK then.

[nocturne bloom]

[jovial pine]

skaven is quite mean, dont mind him

something is wrong with his mind

[dry pebble]

brazil

[fiery wave]

I have inf kraks, should be enough.

[sleek harness]

Meanie

[static kite]

your pfp looks like someone grabbing a fucked up dick

[dry pebble]

its that

yeah

[sleek harness]

I will make you a offer

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a tail boss

[jovial pine]

it's this https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/384192430435598347/a_da0a305cff4c9f931a62133fea757800.gif?size=1024&animated=true

[urban elbow]

Are we just OK with that?

[sleek harness]

I say sorry and you don't make questions about horses

[nocturne bloom]

You should know that of all people

[nocturne bloom]

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/skylar-white-breaking-bad-what’s-gif-6669117845789916280

[urban elbow]

I do not care.

[dry pebble]

i have to eat lunch

[sleek harness]

Rude

[jovial pine]

HONSE GIRL??

[halcyon glen]

Does anyone play Mark of chaos?

[nocturne bloom]

UMA REFERENCE???

[halcyon glen]

E

[static kite]

aren’t brazillian houses similar to like houses in the iberian peninsula?

[elder stone]

You live in the gates of hell or something?

[sleek harness]

I live on Brazil

Uhhhhhhhhh close enough maybe

[elder stone]

I was gonna say

[halcyon glen]

The piper at the gates of dawn

[elder stone]

40 degrees?

[fiery wave]

He is just very Tsun.

[jovial pine]

brazil is worse than hell. max payne 3 showed me so

[gilded socket]

Oh i love HEALTH

[elder stone]

MW2 favela is what I imagine Brazil to be

[jovial pine]

it probably is

[nocturne bloom]

The furry rat thing?

[urban elbow]

Our houses are made to insulate heat because it's not that hot for the majority of the year. So, when it is hot, it is very hot.

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[sleek harness]

I believe this is like the 500th time you said that

[jovial pine]

mw2 favela is probably a little conservative as far as how many deaths and explosions happen

[sleek harness]

Its very worrying

[fiery wave]

Because it's true. You TsunTsun fwuffy-thing.

[halcyon glen]

From Central Park to shanty town

[elder stone]

Kuudere energy

[tired inlet]

I'm dyin' over yoooouuuu

[nocturne bloom]

Demote them from rat to mouse

[fiery wave]

I see, Tsun and Kuu energy. Hrm.

[halcyon glen]

I’ve got seven days to live my life

[tired inlet]

Less Tsuntsun and more Sun Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKov0tymycg

[halcyon glen]

Or seven ways to die

[jovial pine]

1. vermintide 2 cata
2. vermintide 2 cata
   (etc)

[halcyon glen]

Stop it
What’s your ETA?

[jovial pine]

just play darktide, the real game

[sleek harness]

What the hell

[halcyon glen]

I am

[static kite]

If you think about it, the emperor of mankind can’t drink milk

this is because he is a turkish guy from 8000 bc

[sleek harness]

Yes he can

Look at him

[jovial pine]

how else would he keep his skeleton nice and healthy

[tired inlet]

You don't know about the Screaming Blue Thing? So sheltered.

[fiery wave]

Hugs fwuffy-thing. :3

[sleek harness]

STOP

[jovial pine]

stop hugging him we have to put him down

[nocturne bloom]

Continue

[tired inlet]

END <<

[halcyon glen]

Anyone want to run screaming bell?

[tired inlet]

GAME OVER

[unborn drum]

How do I get the fancy orange name ;O

[nocturne bloom]

Talk

[static kite]

the lactase persistence mutation came about in 6000 bc

[sleek harness]

Its redogen

The color

[tired inlet]

tell the devs your favorite turtle is Michaelangelo

[static kite]

also he shouldn’t be white either, cause white people also came about in 6000 bc

[unborn drum]

@dev my favorite turtle is Michaelangelo

[fiery wave]

Pats.

[static kite]

though i know why he’s white it’s part of the satire

[fiery wave]

Why?

[nocturne bloom]

Yea now give him cheese

[jovial pine]

white people were invented in 6000 bc??

[halcyon glen]

Darktide is too easy for my likeness

[fiery wave]

Naw, he wants warpstone.

[tired inlet]

in the name of Love! Before you break my heart

[nocturne bloom]

Too bad

[tired inlet]

So sad

[halcyon glen]

You’re a sorry little girl

[jovial pine]

then go play havoc 40

[static kite]

yeah, white people have only existed for like 8000 years

[jovial pine]

what does that even mean

[halcyon glen]

Cata only (of course)

[sleek harness]

Yes that would be more preferable than ANYTHING YOU DO

[static kite]

people in europe were dark skinned for a very long time

[tired inlet]

I wonder if any other moons were made of pure warpstone

[halcyon glen]

Prove it

[sleek harness]

Whitening

[fiery wave]

Then stop being so kyoote and fwuffy.

[tired steeple]

does bracing the kickback actually do anything

or does it just make the spread tighter

[elder merlin]

Crack rock

[sleek harness]

Sure I will cut my hair off

Just a sec

[halcyon glen]

Back off, pugly

[elder merlin]

[tired inlet]

tightening the spread is something

[fiery wave]

But naked mole rats are skrunkly as well.

[sleek harness]

Never fuckin mind

I am keeping it

[tired steeple]

yeah true

what should I be using it on

elites?

[tired inlet]

what if instead they were Double Shrunkled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_MNV-zINB8

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cersei-wine-tell-it-was-gif-22184314

[tired steeple]

and other special boys?

[elder stone]

Be like one of those sphinx cats

[static kite]

yea basically

[fiery wave]

See, kyoote either way.

[tired inlet]

more like spinx cats

[primal wharf]

@vivid hazel hey ! want to play ? i sse you in voc

[static kite]

also yeah it makes the spread slightly tighter cause the crosshair gets slightly smaller

[tired steeple]

that's not bad

[nocturne bloom]

It was Africa and it was an evolutionary trait

[tired inlet]

if you spec for all the bullets hitting one dude for massive bonuses then tightening the spread is useful

[sleek harness]

I had this old pfp from ages ago

It sucks ngl

[halcyon glen]

People who play darktide simple haven’t played VT2

Obviously

[jovial pine]

After the ancestors of West Eurasians and East Eurasians diverged more than 40,000 years ago, lighter skin tones evolved independently in a subset of each of the two populations. In West Eurasians, the A111T allele of the rs1426654 polymorphism in the pigmentation gene SLC24A5 has the largest skin lightening effect and is widespread in Europe, South Asia, Central Asia, the Near East and North Africa.[26]

(...)

According to Crawford et al. (2017), most of the genetic variants associated with light and dark pigmentation appear to have originated more than 300,000 years ago.[37] African, South Asian and Australo-Melanesian populations also carry derived alleles for dark skin pigmentation that are not found in Europeans or East Asians.[33] Huang et al. (2021) found the existence of "selective pressure on light pigmentation in the ancestral population of Europeans and East Asians", prior to the divergence of their ancestors. Skin pigmentation was also found to be affected by directional selection towards darker skin among Africans, as well as lighter skin among Eurasians.[38] Crawford et al. (2017) found evidence for the emergence of alleles associated with lighter and darker pigmentation prior to the origin of modern humans at c. 300kya.[33]

wikipedia's "light skin" article

[halcyon glen]

Thoughts @gilded crown

[sleek harness]

People who played Vermintide 2 obviously, very very obviously, have trauma with being 2 shoted

[gilded crown]

VT2 too hard for darktiders

[halcyon glen]

Real

[sleek harness]

Who are you

[fiery wave]

Lrn2block.

[somber stream]

I am now a true Smoke believer

[somber stream]

Veteran converted into Combat Medic

[fiery wave]

I did cata without dodge because the button was trashfire.

[gilded crown]

Very good

[fiery wave]

Stares at the gawdawful unchangable controller controls.

[nocturne bloom]

There's a mod for that

[tired inlet]

I do like watching the VT2 Cata Onslaught tournaments

[tired inlet]

ONslaught is exhausting to play

in a poopsock kind of way

[nocturne bloom]

The controller I play with has duct tape over the left stick, you also have to pull it out and twist it to occasionally fix it. The Y button doesnt work, the backplate falls off itself, the batteries fall out themselves, RT you can feel the spring and LB has to be pressed on the left most edge

[tired inlet]

ah, one of those smash brothers melee players

[halcyon glen]

Buy a new one

[nocturne bloom]

I swap weapons with LB since Y doesnt work, Y is mission overlay

[jovial pine]

carry me in havoc 40 then pls

[nocturne bloom]

Still works doesnt it

[jovial pine]

i need my weekly havoc cache

[halcyon glen]

Ok

Let’s play

[sleek harness]

You are a weirdo

[fiery wave]

Still, the joke is I overcompensated with block because dodge and jump on A is clearly stupid.

[jovial pine]

i dont believe you

[halcyon glen]

You asked bud

[nocturne bloom]

I mean, it is a controller

[sleek harness]

See? He only plays with cool people and K-poppers

[halcyon glen]

I’m on rn

[nocturne bloom]

Im efficient rat thing

[fiery wave]

They could have put it on left bumper.

[nocturne bloom]

Ew

[fiery wave]

Just dodge, that is.

[nocturne bloom]

Id rather use the D Pad

[fiery wave]

Stares at Alt 1.

[jovial pine]

1817693723

prove it

[halcyon glen]

Ok

[fiery wave]

Tell me how it goes.

[nocturne bloom]

Join and see

[halcyon glen]

He sent me a fake profile

[jovial pine]

#zealot-class message

i was right not to trust him

[nocturne bloom]

People lying? In the DT server?

Neverrr

[halcyon glen]

Fake profile

[nocturne bloom]

What does that even mean

Ive literally played with them once on that same code

[halcyon glen]

Catfish steam profile

[nocturne bloom]

What does that have to do with playing DT

[tired inlet]

Foiled again by a stranger on the internet

[jovial pine]

[tired inlet]

giving people fatshark friend codes to bots that spam game update forum announcements with reactionary garbage to get clown emotes

[halcyon glen]

Join my lobby

[jovial pine]

[fiery wave]

I think you just got an doof who dunno the diff between FS friend code and Steam friend code.

[jovial pine]

no i can read his mind he is a troll

[halcyon glen]

There is no difference

E

[tired inlet]

A daft doof who diff'd the duff?

[thick fog]

Playing double high intensity auric might become my new favourite way to play

It is that great with the spawns

[craggy crest]

hi guys, is there a way to reduce the effect of the infernostaff fflame? i mean its cool and all but I cant see sh it

[fickle seal]

can someone taxi my new character to malice diff ?

[small sigil]

There’s a mod that removes it

[somber stream]

The brighter the flame, the more damage it deal

If not physical then emotional

[thick fog]

Only mods

[nocturne bloom]

Play CS2 at 2am in a fully dark room and you'll appreciate that staffs brightness more

[somber stream]

Get a lightbar

[tired inlet]

play counter-strike 1.1 in a dark high school lab at 6:30am in 2001 and we'll talk

[nocturne bloom]

Play gears 4 as an engineer with only sentry guns at night then we'll talk

[brave dune]

To describe it to someone else how big of a gap would you say Damnation is to say Havoc 26

Or Havoc 36

Someone who has never played above Damnation

[somber stream]

Like a stroll in the park

[jovial pine]

the difference isnt that big because you need a competent team to survive either one

[somber stream]

The average lasmen in H26 can end you in 2 volleys

[modern bobcat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfields_(video_game) this is what I was playing in a dark recess of my school library

not mentioning the year

[fiery wave]

36? A gunner will kill you in half a sec if nobody kills it before you get staggered to death.

Hell, even a random dreg shooter is enough.

[tired inlet]

play Oregon Trail on an Apple IIe during a 10 minute recess in elementary school and manage to successfully ford two rivers and we'll talk

[fiery wave]

1 volley and you are on the floor at times.

[modern bobcat]

Text-based Sickos: YES! HAHA! YESSS!

[tired inlet]

my opponent during a Beer Pong game

[storm ember]

does anyone else get unnaturally protective over psykers

i will follow them everywhere no matter what

[dry pebble]

only when playing ogryn

[fiery wave]

WDYM, I brickwall on arby as well.

[gilded crown]

@halcyon glen PLAY

[modern bobcat]

I'm just waiting for friendly fire mode so I can send their abominable souls to the Emperor

[gilded crown]

VERMIN

[nocturne bloom]

I help the enemy kill them

[sturdy talon]

but what if nice psyker personality (savant?)

[dry pebble]

yeah arbiter can babysit too, i just didnt do it yet because most teams have been full arbiter lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Barrels exist

[modern bobcat]

If those psykers aint been sanctified by the Emperor himself they got no business being psykers

[somber stream]

A mad psyker with a knife managed to out live my entire squad in a H27 match, they ain't innocent

[modern bobcat]

Florida Man (with space magic)

[sturdy talon]

[somber stream]

I cast mend buttcracks

[fiery wave]

Oh. I see vet or psyker, I just stay around them.

[dry pebble]

its a great class for the team stability role

[modern bobcat]

Tempted to buy the face curtains for my psyker

a little frilly eye drape

[dry pebble]

how will he see

[modern bobcat]

that will put the fear of the Emperor into these Nurglites

[modern bobcat]

Sanctioned Psykers are meant to be blind

[sturdy talon]

i try not to need protection when i play psyker but i also feel like literally anything touching me shreds my toughness and health away in a sec, terrifying

[modern bobcat]

their sight is burned out during the whole sanctioning process

[somber stream]

Get the 2B headgear

[modern bobcat]

and they see only through the warp etc

[round mica]

just don’t take damage sparkhead

[sturdy talon]

i'm tryin' slab, i'm tryin'

[somber stream]

I discovered Smoke Vet recently and i could literally bypass an army to save me mates

[azure cobalt]

I hope at somepoint we can finally fight Wolfer

[somber stream]

Also it make captains confuse and just stand there

[round mica]

we work on toughness exercise in mourningstar sparkhead

[fiery wave]

Remind me why can't we nuke the imperium heads already?

[hollow marsh]

do people not play mortis trials?

[round mica]

we will break your bones and let them heal and keep breaking them to make become stronker and thicker sparkhead

[somber stream]

Try Europe

[fiery wave]

If you are in APAC, it's ded at this hour. Go EU.

[sturdy talon]

ah, well that's frightening too

[solid skiff]

Yo anyone crashing on in mission mini games/aux specs

[hollow marsh]

how change servers?

[round mica]

i will be gentle sparky

[sturdy talon]

[dry pebble]

imagine if that was a game mechanic

[fiery wave]

Go to mission terminal and press X on controller or click mission terminal settings.

Then you pick something else.

[hollow marsh]

ty

[modern bobcat]

Warp sight would be cool if it was kind of a black screen with enemies outlined mainly in colour

[fiery wave]

Is also where to turn on private mode if in a party of 2 or more.

[fiery wave]

If you are arby and get bombed, leaving the minigame leads to a crash.

[surreal escarp]

why did my difficulty level get reduced from 40/100 to 35/100?

[fiery wave]

You lost.

[elder hare]

Hey guys random question, what classes spark the AI director to make runs harder? I've noticed that depending on the class lineup, runs could go from having 4 monstros at the same time on Damnation to 80% poxwalkers, same modifiers with the only changes being different class setups

[fiery wave]

Pure luck.

[hollow marsh]

seems like finding teammates is pure luck too

[modern bobcat]

Depends on time of day

and region

[somber stream]

RNG mostly. I once got 2 captains, a monstrocity and 2 daemon host spawn at the same time

[fleet igloo]

I think that's luck and placebo speaking. The director responds to how well a team is doing. Likely enough, having four different auras and a competent team with diverse builds just makes you do better, causing the director to respond

[fiery wave]

Try other difficulties.

[hollow marsh]

im on auric rn

[fiery wave]

I usually search damnation or heresy if nothing bites.

[hollow marsh]

as i say something a lad joins

[fiery wave]

Just trying to get the penance done so whatever.

[elder hare]

That makes sense, thought it was somewhat consistent-- Ogryns never sparked more than one monstro per Ogryn, even on Auric Mortis Trials. Meanwhile having any number of psyker will send all the specials out, but def could be placebo and RNG

[fiery wave]

If it's uprising, I can just solo anyway so eh.

[hollow marsh]

i have never tried trials so i wanna try it

[somber stream]

Trials are fun

Stupid fun with the right perks

[golden sage]

sorry if this has already been asked but how does the premium shop work. i imagin its like a fortnight shop or something. but when does it rotate new stuff. and does old stuff come back

[fiery wave]

I mean, malice aswell, but there's usually ppl there.

[somber stream]

Yes but it takes... sometime

[fiery wave]

It does, but rarely.

[elder hare]

Every two weeks on Thursdays, new outfits and cosmetics. The new stuff pushes one set back, and usually there's only 3 on rotation

[storm ember]

cadians when I show them a pebble (they think it's cadia)

[fiery wave]

So if you see something you like, FOMO, so get it before it goes poof for an unknown amount of time.

[somber stream]

I luckily got the only drip that matter for Vet recently: Steel legion with long coat

[somber stream]

It might be in rotation again in a year or so

[fiery wave]

Lies, Inquisition drip is super drippy.

[elder hare]

The rotations seem random, saw the Cadia set like three times in as many months

[fiery wave]

I just hate the Inquisition.

[somber stream]

I mean it is drippy

[golden sage]

so it will rotate in 2 days then. and thank you all for the answer. is there a way to pre lisen to the masks and helmets voice effect. i heard a cool one for the arbitis but i dont know with one it was

[fiery wave]

Well, shoot them in the hed and steal drip, yes.

[somber stream]

But not, how do i put this, realistic?

A reject wearing inquisition outfit?

[fiery wave]

See above.

Also, my gremlin of a vet is a loot gremlin anyway.

[elder hare]

That's why no one likes Hallowette, she gets all the leftovers that the warband doesn't normally have

[somber stream]

I don't like her accent

Reminds me of this very annoying classmate

[elder hare]

"Ah yes this is the God Emperor's toe bunion, said to make you run 69% faster if you wear it on your shovel"

[sturdy talon]

but also, you can get a backpack with rats on it for ogryn

[somber stream]

Based

Extra rashun

[sturdy talon]

exactly, mid-mission snack already included

[storm ember]

typing here after I got thrown off the building on the moebian steel level

yes I died instantly

[elder hare]

should've landed on the hay pile

[fiery wave]

Normal.

[somber stream]

Just another day in the guard

[sturdy talon]

being thrown off things has been the primary way i lose my auric survivor thingie streak, i feel the pain

[storm ember]

im a psyker, papercut would've bled me out

after going nuclear naturally

[narrow hearth]

For a newbie, would you say try the Psyker class last? It sounds the most complex.

[fiery wave]

I mean, it's the only death I will excuse on most clases for any diff not mid-high havocs.

[halcyon glen]

I am the blind man she is my eyes

[fiery wave]

Cos knockback is knockback. It just happens if your teammates suck.

[halcyon glen]

Sleep is in order

[somber stream]

Ye

Vet and Arbites is very newb friendly

[fiery wave]

So you can't carry H40?

[narrow hearth]

Thank you

[halcyon glen]

Btw guys I only play at the cataclysm level since launch. And with a blindfold on cuz it's 2 GGEZ otherwise

[thick coyote]

Psyker is a glass cannon
You can just hold M1 the entire match and be fine

[elder hare]

That being said, Ogryn is easy enough you could afk behind your shield for a min even on damnation

[thick coyote]

You just can't trade hits

[fiery wave]

Vet, no. You'll just feel unrewarded other than being a living ammo/nade/toughness dispenser with VoC or objective runner with infiltrate.

[somber stream]

You're thinking as a long time player

For starter it's great to learn the mechanics

[fiery wave]

A dog can outperform the avg vet rn... I'm not even joking.

[halcyon glen]

I do cata only (of course)

[somber stream]

Not everyone would be willing to buy a DLC for the game they just got

[elder merlin]

Maelstroms kinda wild and fun

[fiery wave]

Go back to the VT2 discord then.

[elder hare]

DLC classes are usually niche too, but in this case, Arbites came as a whole package-- wanna tank? Sure. Wanna nuke? Sure. Wanna make people mad? Sure.

[spark ether]

My brother wants to know if hatsune Miku would survive the tertium hive

[elder hare]

No she'd be servitorized

[fiery wave]

True, even then, Oggy is busted and will feel better.

[elder merlin]

Its fun being the shield for my team against a huge horde

[somber stream]

Yes

[elder merlin]

[dry pebble]

hatsune miku would be a machine spirit

[spark ether]

Explain

[halcyon glen]

DT ONLY

[somber stream]

Miku Beam, nuff said

[thick coyote]

No
She'd be hiding on the wifi
Then the rejects would receive a mission to turn the wifi off

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[elder hare]

Hatsune Miku is actually Hadron in a previous life, having seen the weakness of her flesh

[somber stream]

So you're saying

40K was in the past?

[elder hare]

In a galaxy far far away

[elder merlin]

If she was the version from the transformer video, where she is this uncontrollable entity, yes

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-5683568285290773389

[somber stream]

She has the power of god and anime by her side

[dry pebble]

of the emperor and holo cartoons

[gilded crown]

I am deaf he is my ears

[halcyon glen]

Lovely

[gilded crown]

I am quadriplegic he is my arms and legs

[spark ether]

I’ve been told that miku being in 40k would prompt the grey knights

[somber stream]

She's a filthy AI so yes

[halcyon glen]

Nothink

[dry pebble]

Would prompt the admech!

Grey knights deal with daemons and she is no heretic

[gilded crown]

Btd6 time @dry pebble

[elder hare]

Fallen Angels rolling in like, "yep this is one of ours. Forget we were here."

[halcyon glen]

Nothink’s gonna change my world

[dry pebble]

[somber stream]

Ah ye true

Heretek

[halcyon glen]

Why dodge slide when you can short dodge?

[gilded crown]

Help me with the new map chimps pls

I can’t do round 100 :(

[halcyon glen]

I got catfished on steam today by a darktider

E

[dry pebble]

dodge slide can dodge bullets from shooters

[gilded crown]

BLACK BORDER ONLY

[halcyon glen]

E

[dry pebble]

Man i didnt even play the new map yet!

[gilded crown]

ITS HARD

[dry pebble]

It looks hard as shit to black border chimps with the two tracks

[halcyon glen]

Just use dogs of war

E

[gilded crown]

I got to 100 but the BAD kills me

[halcyon glen]

Allow the chien to ouvrez

[dry pebble]

The bad spawns on the shorter part of the track, right?

[gilded crown]

Aye

[dry pebble]

maybe the MAD is a good pick

super monkey x5x

[gilded crown]

Too expensive I was thinking going for master bomber

New tower kinda sucks except for bottom path

[dry pebble]

master bomber is pretty good too

ninja is always a good start

[gilded crown]

Quincy best start

[dry pebble]

true, nothing gets past his bow

[gilded crown]

He solos

[dry pebble]

oh maybe ezili is a good hero too

[gilded crown]

Oooo good shout

[halcyon glen]

Harri scares me at night

[tired inlet]

what if the moon were made out of hot dogs

[safe adder]

has anyone in the history of Darktide ever completed a pick up 16 grimoires weekly

[halcyon glen]

It’s actually cheese

Wensleydale

[tired inlet]

so many times @safe adder

I'd spec for it with corruption resistance

double grim runs

[halcyon glen]

No books

[upbeat basin]

Play inferno mission

Audio fucked as fucking always, goddammit, I love burster only being audible midjump

[brave dune]

How bad is the Psyker nerf?

[thick coyote]

No nerf

Literally no nerf

In fact

[fiery wave]

You trade that for old mettle... It's a buff.

[halcyon glen]

12% nerf

[jaunty path]

no serf

[thick coyote]

It got buff

[brave dune]

Fixed issue sorry

[stark bobcat]

It's a buff

(I'm helping)

[thick coyote]

It was a bug

No nerf

[fiery wave]

Old mettle means you get multiple stacks on a single crit, so...

[brave dune]

So no big deal

[thick coyote]

Also whatever they fixed

Brought old mettle back

Literally a buff

[fiery wave]

Just FS things, "fixed" bugs, brought back old bugs.

I even managed to have mortis not give me 3 major indulgences again somehow.

Ended a run at 2 and I joined at wave 9.

[halcyon glen]

E

[fiery wave]

More than enough waves to get all 3.

Since if you are slow, it only gives 2 after a wave.

[halcyon glen]

Mortis from brawl stars

The weave is dying

[fiery wave]

Even if it only gave 1, by wave 11, I should have all 3.

[clever horizon]

zealot grenade freedom

[halcyon glen]

Axe zealot is tonnes of fun

[tardy sage]

looking for good teammate im level 16

[maiden jacinth]

Sorry, for safety reasons im level 18+

Can't take no chances nowadays

[halcyon glen]

Play with me

Cata only (of course)

[maiden jacinth]

Cata? Sah?

[halcyon glen]

Anita max wynn

[elder merlin]

The weave was dead on arrival, didnt everyone hate it?

[halcyon glen]

Forgiveness is dead

[elder merlin]

Keep it up and i'll make you dead too

[dry pebble]

dirty diana speaks in riddles and puzzles

[scenic lodge]

When I get home I got u

[halcyon glen]

did you guys know that the weave is dying, and that forgiveness is dead?

[vapid matrix]

@wind hornet what’s that shotgun?

[fiery wave]

Guy boasts about being good at game, but is probably trashfire since will not prove it claiming good at cata all the time.

[jovial pine]

i really wonder what my havoc games would be like if my teammates didnt apparently do 1/4 my damage

they survived 3 human bosses (at once) though so they're kinda chad like that

[dry pebble]

at least we know they can tank

[jovial pine]

that's honestly the most important and perhaps hardest part. just not dying

[wind hornet]

agripinaa combat shotty with no respite full bore // flak maniac

[edgy cargo]

hey guys i got a noob question

[fiery wave]

Did you play with them yet?

[edgy cargo]

is a farrimond friction hitch better than a taut line hitch

[scenic lodge]

Wassup

[halcyon glen]

Actually cata twitch 3030300 only (of course)

[jovial pine]

no that guy was trolling

see he's still trolling

[edgy cargo]

and is the reever bend overkill for forming simple loops

[fiery wave]

So yeah. Got it.

[edgy cargo]

im getting into knotting

[halcyon glen]

Add me

[jovial pine]

[nocturne bloom]

Dont

[fiery wave]

So just block, okay.

[nocturne bloom]

[halcyon glen]

E

[edgy cargo]

i love knotting so far
ive made some pretty neat key fobs with paracord and cobra knots

[fiery wave]

I see.

[jovial pine]

make a knot that naruto couldnt break (impossible)

[halcyon glen]

I think you misspelt Karen for you name

[nocturne bloom]

Guys I think H40 really was harder than VT2

[scenic lodge]

The taut line hitch is stronger and can be easily released even under load, but its harder to tie

[nocturne bloom]

[edgy cargo]

i am forever in your debt, thank you

[edgy cargo]

if i were a rope would you knot me

or tie me in a knot

rather

ok im done workshopping this bit

[nocturne bloom]

[edgy cargo]

yall have a pleasant evening

[fiery wave]

You get a bolt to the lower half, if that's what you are asking for.

[nocturne bloom]

I dont even wanna see his browser history

[edgy cargo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashley_Book_of_Knots

educate urself

[jovial pine]

[edgy cargo]

all these knots but im still on the loose..

[halcyon glen]

Bean staff best staff

[scenic lodge]

You mean reever knot? For joining 2 ropes? If so no its not overkill, just the right amount of loops

[edgy cargo]

yes xir thank you xir

[scenic lodge]

Don't ask how I know how to knot

[scenic lodge]

Its MAAM

[edgy cargo]

right now during meetings i just sit with a length of paracord practicing knotting instead of paying attention

[jovial pine]

[edgy cargo]

its very meditative

[scenic lodge]

[halcyon glen]

Which staff is the best on psyker?

[fiery wave]

Rejected. The stuff you said were sus unlike the ones before.

[scenic lodge]

Inferno

[halcyon glen]

Thank you

[scenic lodge]

Followed by the zap stick

[edgy cargo]

i was born sus
i dont know how to be any other way

[halcyon glen]

I hate coru

[edgy cargo]

why do you keep reacting to my posts with a staring chinese cartoon girl

i dont understand

[nocturne bloom]

[edgy cargo]

what is darktide anyway

[nocturne bloom]

A tide thats dark

[edgy cargo]

i see

will you show me?

[jovial pine]

#❓faq-for-convicts message

[fiery tundra]

darktide is the friends we made along the way

[edgy cargo]

are you telling me to go faq myself

[dry pebble]

i know what you are

[edgy cargo]

i want to legally change my name to :) so every time i see a friend they have to smile

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[edgy cargo]

darktide?
more like
washed up
LOL

[jovial pine]

[formal wharf]

who designed this event

"ok guys lets make it so the 2 most annoying enemies for melee players are now 90% of the spawns because why not lmao!!!"

i need to stop complaining

why am i so angry

[thick coyote]

Flamers aren't annoying for Twbs users

[formal wharf]

i blame this on combat knife zealots

[thick coyote]

Nor grenadiers

Twbs moment

[formal wharf]

they arent annoying normally

[dry pebble]

i'm trying to decipher what is twbs

[formal wharf]

but like

when theres 38

[formal wharf]

same

[thick coyote]

Starts with a T

[formal wharf]

what in the black tounge

[thick coyote]

[dry pebble]

the least mysterious part

[golden patio]

Thy Wrath Be Swift

[fiery wave]

Throw in near lights out with blinding fires.

[dry pebble]

oooh

[halcyon glen]

Throw me tomorrow

[dry pebble]

we should have a bot in this server that tell us what the talent does

[formal wharf]

dont forget the random 399900008473737372620101827366377363646493929277364299 trillion crushers

[dry pebble]

its the barrels that get me

[halcyon glen]

Real

Barrels are fucked

[dry pebble]

every single wipe i had on this map is a barrel troll

map no, event

[fiery wave]

I saw a poor guy getting overheaded from behind by a silent crusher just barely.

[formal wharf]

"BARRELS GOING BOOM ‼️ ‼️ "

[fiery wave]

Even pinging wouldn't help, too far for even my dog to try to stagger it.

[dry pebble]

and then youre halfway through a death chasm

[formal wharf]

2 more missions and im free from this horrific event

the event itself doesnt even make sense

[dry pebble]

silent crushers made me instinctively side dodge whenever i hear a chainsaw or low male voice lol

[formal wharf]

one description says the traitors caused the fire

meanwhile vox communication says the locals caused it

[dry pebble]

YEP

[formal wharf]

what the fuck is it fatshark

[dry pebble]

thats the old fatshark attention to detail

[maiden jacinth]

Local traitors

Duh

[formal wharf]

it specifically said non traitors

[halcyon glen]

Vox populi vox dei a shamble a butcher’s slaughterhouse

[fiery wave]

spam dodge all the time.

[formal wharf]

firstly how are there even civillans still alive on atoma

[elder hare]

I mean to be fair, you could be a traitor for not paying a tithe...because youre broke

[formal wharf]

2ndly

how

how did civillans commence scorched earth

[thick coyote]

In reality the moebian 6th fell off with the cult, so now they are purging the place to weaken the cult

[halcyon glen]

Farewell darktiders

[fiery wave]

uhhh... FIYAH BOMBS?

[halcyon glen]

Dorktiders

[rough hawk]

a

[dry pebble]

its barely mentioned in lore but the hive we fight in is like, half overrun

there is a civilized half

[fiery wave]

Probs rioting.

[dry pebble]

but yeah we fight in the overrun parts

you have a good point karien

explains the amount of arbiters lol

[fiery wave]

You expect ppl to start to question things as well.

After so many cultists show up to preach their minds.

[formal wharf]

fatshark are actually followers of tzeentch

[dry pebble]

"why my parents from throneside arent responding my vox calls?"

[fiery wave]

And the riot police gets called in to beat down the rioters.

[frail fable]

I love arbites class so much, new main

[edgy cargo]

dodge
dodge
dodge
dodge
dodge

:)

[formal wharf]

zealot gamepla6

[fiery wave]

Add in a block randomly to reset dodge.

[dry pebble]

its a really good class, so good that more people are calling fatshark to buff vet lmao

its a complete win

[frail fable]

I just sit with my shield up. gunners? Shield. Sniper? Shield.

[formal wharf]

yeah vet isnt in the greatest position rn

[frail fable]

Mauler you guessed it, shield. Then I sic my hound on em

[dry pebble]

with the plasma and dueling sword nerf its going to be even worse

[fiery wave]

Is why I keep saying, don't nerf the class even more. If anything, delgate nerfs after the buffs.

[frail lichen]

and a psyker can shoot lightning and be in cover

[fiery wave]

So they don't go from meh to play into actually bad to play.

Even if they feel bad to play already rn.

[frail fable]

I might actually play psyker, i do really like the outfit set for the class that's currently available

[frail lichen]

I NEED THAT COAT

[dry pebble]

its one of the best drips they made

[frail fable]

Just gotta buy it first, same for the vet set

[fiery wave]

Current line up too drippy.

RIP yes.

[frail fable]

And maybe the arbites set too..that coat looks so fucking good

[dry pebble]

my advice is wait for the arbiter to have 3 pages on the store

then decide which to buy

[frail fable]

They cooked, they really cooked for once. It's so peak!

[frail lichen]

buy the long coat...

[edgy cargo]

||yon barrel||

[frail fable]

Pskyer and vet sets are on my to buy list

[frail lichen]

IM ORANGE NOW FUCK YEAH

[dry pebble]

hell yeah!

[fiery wave]

Eh, if you like something, you already do. Nothing changes it.

[dry pebble]

i'm just trying to give my fellow darktides some impulse control

[frail fable]

This^

[dry pebble]

imagine if next weeks drip is leagues above

but youre broke

[fiery wave]

I know. Zealot is just... Saltz.

[frail fable]

I HAVE NO IMPULSE CONTROL

[brave dune]

When

[frail fable]

I WILL BUY IT ALL

[dry pebble]

fucking whales

[fiery wave]

If it's the red coat. I guess I can do a red oni blue oni themed build.

[frail fable]

DRIP IS DRIP

[dry pebble]

i think the store refreshs this thursday

[brave dune]

I need more drip

[gilded socket]

Friend of max is a friend of mine

[nocturne bloom]

Not your money, wouldn't care really

[brave dune]

My God and I'll be out of town

Unfair

[dry pebble]

good idea

[dry pebble]

no i care actually

[frail fable]

Maxsylv?

[gilded socket]

The only max

[brave dune]

I need more Zealot drip

[fiery wave]

The red one being a bash build. The blue being a support doggo focused one.

[gilded socket]

Penances

[brave dune]

I need more

More I say

[frail fable]

He's cool 😎

[dry pebble]

hey i'm using that with my builds, but wwith the penance set. I use the red colors on the dogless builds

[gilded socket]

Get a job and buy drip

[gilded socket]

Basically my dad

[brave dune]

I buy drip

[gilded socket]

Buy more

[fiery wave]

I do not sacrifice my doggo. She is my friend.

[brave dune]

I need more drip to buy

[gilded socket]

Wait

[frail fable]

[dry pebble]

most of my builds have dog but that grenade regeneration is really wild

[rough hawk]

ah

[brave dune]

You misunderstand I has money give me drip

[tame hemlock]

they need to update the sfx on the crusher

[gilded socket]

Give me money i want drip too

[fiery wave]

I still am annoyed they didn't just buff Vet's regen to compensate.

[tame hemlock]

it sounds like it's hollow inside

[frail fable]

Also i heard a really heretical voiceline from an arbites. "Dogs have no emotions"

[fiery wave]

Even like... 1 'nade every 45 secs.

[brave dune]

I feel like I am being "drip fed"

[gilded socket]

Lol

[fiery wave]

Since Arby get multiple stuff in 1 node.

[dry pebble]

arbiter has many things that are just "vet but better"

[nocturne bloom]

Hey thats 2 weeks worth of work there

[tame hemlock]

5% chance to get a nade on every kill

vet still gets nades more often

[fiery wave]

That's another talent point.

[frail fable]

Oi clanky, can I get a power shovel?

[fiery wave]

You have more taxes to go to get it.

[tame hemlock]

another talent point for several times more nades

[brave dune]

What is best drip for Arbites in 40k tabletop?

[tame hemlock]

also it's always on The Build™ path

[gilded socket]

Provide money then we speak

[tame hemlock]

not like there's competition

[small sigil]

It’s funny how if vet got terminus people would say it would be amazing

[frail fable]

I have 2 million ordo dockets

[fiery wave]

You don't have enough points if you want to hit breakpoints for guns though.

[tame hemlock]

breakpoints r a meme

[gilded socket]

I need 14 morbillion

[storm ember]

big nose little waist

[frail fable]

Fuck

[dry pebble]

arent breakpoints necessary for vet toughness regen?

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[brave dune]

We need baby space marine drip

[small sigil]

Tell that to the gunner that lives at 5hp after you hit him for 1195

[thick coyote]

Enforcer ogryn

[dry pebble]

there is one!

[frail fable]

I'm gonna morb

[frail lichen]

they gonna scam you bro, now the black market on the other hand...

[fiery wave]

Vet needs kills to get anything. The class is built around KILLING.

[brave dune]

For Arbitrator?