general-chat

[pallid blade]

urrrhm it's uprising

[marsh iris]

uppies

[hardy wren]

I’m watching one piece until update

[graceful drift]

I want to play lvl1 damnation

[south jetty]

uprising in my jorts

[graceful drift]

I'll be uprising on your malice

[pallid blade]

does the difficulty gatekeep work for all new characters or is it only a one time thing

[round mica]

I'll be Ar-bitting your malice off

[graceful drift]

That's a good question

And is it retroactive

[compact adder]

That is a good question.

[upbeat turtle]

5 and a half hours

[graceful drift]

A and 36 seconds

33 sorry

[upbeat turtle]

lmao

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[graceful drift]

Man I got so much shit to do today

[round mica]

oh shit, I've been had ;-;

[upbeat turtle]

what y’all naming your dog and arbites

[pallid blade]

You are having your 10 mind-numbing uprising games and you are going to love it!!

[upbeat turtle]

cancel all of it and play darktide

[round mica]

how do I gain access to gifs here?

[upbeat turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123

[pallid blade]

No gifs in general chat

[compact adder]

Proctor Isobel, after a long-standing char I play in a lot of games.

[round mica]

ahhhhhh

[graceful drift]

Nah just shoot me in the head

[upbeat turtle]

i don’t think there’s any in gc

[upbeat turtle]

sick

[round mica]

alrighty

[hasty cave]

where are you guys checking the time?

[graceful drift]

Steam page

[compact adder]

Steam page.

[graceful drift]

And in game

[hasty cave]

alright thanks

[graceful drift]

And I asked a guy in the street

[upbeat turtle]

in game

theres a counter in the top right

[upbeat turtle]

my cat told me as well

[graceful drift]

Neat

[hardy wren]

We as the players must vote to see eachother dog names

[hasty cave]

ty

[graceful drift]

My dog will be Parmesan

Or pesto

Lore friendly

[round mica]

but I can't send pictures too?

[pallid blade]

Not in general chat, in other chats yes. You need a red name

Just chat some more and you'll get it

[round mica]

ah

thanks

3 big booms for you

[graceful drift]

One of us, one of us

[frosty mountain]

Arbites not up yet?

[stuck wasp]

You won't be able to post pictures on any channels until your name is red

[graceful drift]

Darktide devs not up yet

[compact adder]

Not yet.

[graceful drift]

They eepy

[compact adder]

6h18m

[shell aurora]

Is there a chance this game will go on sale with the release of the Arbites class?

[round mica]

the blue balls is real

[compact adder]

Need a friggin' 24 (series) countdown timer in here.

[pallid blade]

Steam summer sale is around the corner anyway so maybe

[compact adder]

https://tenor.com/view/24hours-24hours-left-24hours-to-go-24hour-countdown-gif-11434948

[shell aurora]

Ah

[compact adder]

Like that.

[graceful drift]

It's like working in a video game shop and being called again and again "do you have smash bros yet"

[compact adder]

Or That One Asshole who waits outside the door, ten minutes before open, tapping the glass to be let in like a fuckin' OCD crow with a shiny.

[graceful drift]

Man I remember when GTA 5 came out

[pallid blade]

So true boss, anyway is arbites out yet?

[graceful drift]

It was exactly like that

[round mica]

I NEED LAW

I NEEEED IT

I NEEEEEEDDDDDDDD ITTTTTTT

[pallid blade]

I think this guy needs it

[compact adder]

"Mother-In-Lex."

[graceful drift]

Damn that's a good one

[compact adder]

Name the dog that.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[compact adder]

Because she's a murderous, semi-robotic bitch.

[graceful drift]

Makes sense

I'm supposed to have a date in 6 hours

That was a mistake

[compact adder]

tbf I'd pick the date

[spare lynx]

You schedule when you eat your fruits?

[graceful drift]

Good one

[round mica]

Justice or woman

truly a problem

[graceful drift]

What makes you think it's a woman

[round mica]

fair point

[graceful drift]

[spare lynx]

it
Good luck with your fathomless date

[graceful drift]

I'm dating a Concept

[lime beacon]

Drop the date

Stand her up

[spare lynx]

06/23

[lime beacon]

[round mica]

dude, you should ask your date if you want to play Arbites class with you

[south jetty]

Hey maybe the date is like me. And if so, you're still correct

[graceful drift]

Lmao

[round mica]

ONE OF US!

[south jetty]

context: I am an it

[round mica]

ONE WITH THE LAW

[lime beacon]

Dude I can see the future

[harsh oak]

she means nothing to me babe

[lime beacon]

She poisons your nachos and kills you in a cornfield

Don’t go on the date

[south jetty]

what's in the future? please say burger

[lime beacon]

Stay home

[south jetty]

oh no

[harsh oak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HpFn0w-PSA&ab_channel=JustinKuritzkes

[south jetty]

that's not burger 😦

[graceful drift]

"So uh yeah anyway, do you wanna play darktide with me "

[round mica]

YES

YES

YESSS

[south jetty]

What if she asked to teach you crochet

Would you accept that

[lime beacon]

If you tell her that she’ll kill you in the restaurant

[round mica]

BRING MORE LAW BRINGERS

[lime beacon]

She won’t even wait for the cornfield

[south jetty]

You better say yes.

[graceful drift]

I would love that

It's neat

[south jetty]

Crochet is awesome yeah

[compact adder]

Damned shame that the Lawbringer shotgun was renamed to Zarona.

[lime beacon]

Siiiimp

[harsh oak]

does it mean arbites player justified to be toxic in matters of roleplay because arbite is not a reject?

[south jetty]

I used to make cool hats with crochet

[graceful drift]

Yes I'm a simp
S
I
M ario
P

[round mica]

WAIT WHAT IF it IS A NURGLE WORSHIPER?

[lime beacon]

[round mica]

[graceful drift]

Need to get out of bed

[lime beacon]

Grilled cheese off da radiatuh?

[rocky ocean]

We getting new class today?

[graceful drift]

No

[compact adder]

Nah.

all rumour.

[graceful drift]

Canceled

[south jetty]

Yeah I'm a SIMP
Slimy
Incomprehensible
Mycotic
Paranormal

[round mica]

nope

[compact adder]

Reddit level shit.

[rocky ocean]

Sadge. Time to uninstall

[graceful drift]

Yeah

[south jetty]

yeah just so you can reinstall

[graceful drift]

And reinstall all the mods and all

[warm bear]

you guys ready for EVERY lobby to be full of Arbs?

[compact adder]

Yes.

[graceful drift]

I remmener when I had to reinstall FF 14 and alllllll the mods

Nightmare

[round mica]

Heresy

[sullen robin]

we will have the tithe situated by end of month

[lime beacon]

Atoma should’ve been clean 1.5 years ago

We’ve cleaned out the whole dang place

[graceful drift]

What if arbites are too strong and we just beat the game

No more bad guys

[fair mist]

What's time the update drop?

[lime beacon]

Never

[warm bear]

damn, would be sadge

[compact adder]

6h2m

[lime beacon]

It’s not drippings

[modern bobcat]

There are some messes you can never clean

[south jetty]

booof baaaark

[fair mist]

U East or west

[lime beacon]

Every time someone asks it gets pushed 5 hours

[lime beacon]

What the

[south jetty]

baaaaaark

[lime beacon]

6 hours is 6 hours

[round mica]

Everytime I see the time I want to cry

[compact adder]

That's how long until it drops. Not a time of day.

[graceful drift]

6h from now is the same east or west

Math

[weary pilot]

Hours away

[lime beacon]

Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[compact adder]

I'm not even American, either.

[fair mist]

Gotchu good looks

[south jetty]

you asking a lot of these people be kind to them

[modern bobcat]

Did you account for daylight saving time?

[graceful drift]

No way

[south jetty]

every 60 minutes in Brazil, an hour goes by

[graceful drift]

Daaaamn

[compact adder]

No matter where you go, there you are.

[pine beacon]

what will be your doggos name

[compact adder]

Ulfangir.

[graceful drift]

Meat

[pine beacon]

imma name it ExcrementFactory...his body is a machine which turns heretic flesh into poop

[south jetty]

I want people to find out when I make my Arbites

[graceful drift]

Tho, you can't see other's doggos names

[compact adder]

F1-D0

[graceful drift]

Big sad

[pine beacon]

or grimbark

[compact adder]

[upper citrus]

Kinda wack, ngl

[compact adder]

I like that.

[graceful drift]

Barktide

[graceful drift]

Ye

[round mica]

No you're joking right??

[graceful drift]

Nope

[pine beacon]

no

[compact adder]

boo!

[pine beacon]

but hopefully they day1 patch it

[warm bear]

its 5:30 somewhere right now.

[pine beacon]

cuz u cant be serious

[graceful drift]

I am

[round mica]

fuck sake I was gonna call my doggo hound doom

[upper citrus]

You still can, why won't you

[round mica]

well

[graceful drift]

Only you can see your dog's name

[limber zealot]

I'm sure I'm the millionth person to ask but what time does the update drop

[round mica]

I wanted people to see..

[warm bear]

WAIT WE CAN NAME OUR DOGS?

[round mica]

;-;

[graceful drift]

But yeah they probably will change that

[indigo radish]

I wanna pet ze doggooooo already.

[pine beacon]

if i name my arbite Shaggy and the dog Scooby but u dont see the name how will you get the joke?

[graceful drift]

Tho having 8 names on screen could be difficult

[round mica]

EXACTLY

[limber zealot]

I think it'll be incredibly obvious

[south jetty]

fucked up

[pine beacon]

but mom told me im special

[warm bear]

everytime the sun shines, its daytime.

[jovial pine]

i hate how obsessed people are with getting the cylinders to the ship at the end of Chasm Logistratum. they'll literally die trying to get them to the end goal even though all you have to do is get it somewhere more convenient (like towards the center of the arena)

[limber zealot]

So have they said an exact time for the update or is it just "it drops when it drops lol"

Trying to decide if I should just stay awake or go to bed

[south jetty]

scary

[modern bobcat]

[pine beacon]

theres no sun in hive city dafq r u guys talking about

[graceful drift]

Every time the sun shines, you get older

[modern bobcat]

[warm bear]

very spooky

[jovial pine]

it's like they think if they dont get the cylinder there ASAP it'll explode and kill them irl

[south jetty]

For every breeze that passes, there is wind

[compact adder]

People die when they are killed.

[graceful drift]

Vacuum capsule

[warm bear]

ever minute 60 seconds go by

[graceful drift]

VACUUM CAPSULE

[limber zealot]

I'm trying to decide between naming my arbites Richard Nixon or Sonny

[tacit geode]

Hey guys you should restart your steam

[tepid spire]

5 hours till the game breaks and we need a patch?

[limber zealot]

The ladder is a reference to Venture Bros

[south jetty]

I shit, therefore I fart

[limber zealot]

Finally someone answers me

[tacit geode]

For noooo reason :3

[limber zealot]

Me when I'm on Xbox

[south jetty]

Several croutons later

[round mica]

Btw did anymore see the half cut trailer that the Warhammer channel released yesterday?

[limber zealot]

I would send a funny gif but I can't

[pine beacon]

at least they finally managed to edit the video to music rythm

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-gif-6493979152995335147

[pine beacon]

its somethign

[round mica]

fair

was funny tho

[pine beacon]

thing is making trailer videos are not fatshark's forte along with other managing stuff

[graceful drift]

I should update windows because for same reason, game pass games do not update if there's a windows update pending

[warm bear]

i wonder how the exterminator shotgun will be any diff from the base shotgun

[graceful drift]

Because fuck you windows users I guess

[upper citrus]

Buy on steam

[graceful drift]

More boom

[pine beacon]

wait how about i name my dog "knifelonerzealot" and alllways send him away to the furthest corner of the map

[graceful drift]

But I can't transfer all my shit

Big sad

I even HAVE DT on steam

[tepid spire]

Knife? that's outdated, loner zealots use dueling swords now

[surreal onyx]

Or loner psykers

[warm bear]

i use relic sword

[graceful drift]

Not for long lmao

[limber zealot]

I think that you can if you contact FS support and explain your situation to them

Pretty sure I've heard people talk about them doing

[surreal onyx]

Actually, I like that. Lover psykers. 😂

[pine beacon]

Bark Twain

[graceful drift]

I checked it, you can but they can't transfer the weapons and all the inventory, so that's tiresome

[surreal onyx]

“My beloved…”

[limber zealot]

Wait so what can they transfer?

[graceful drift]

Character levels, and currencies

[limber zealot]

If premium cosmetics can't be they deserve the death sentence

[pine beacon]

or just name my dog "russian teammate"

[fervent sparrow]

is the update out? my games updating

[surreal onyx]

Nope.

[limber zealot]

6 hours

[pallid blade]

Update is rolling out

DLC is in 5 hours

13gb of that good slop

[indigo radish]

Update is out

[graceful drift]

My game is updating to the lock and loaded update

[fervent sparrow]

i see update is out but dlc is locked still got it

[pine beacon]

so is wolfer zola's brother or not

[glossy bear]

No it aint

[limber zealot]

The hype is like 95% for the dlc and 5% for the update lol

[modern bobcat]

Yes

[indigo radish]

It do be. Restart Steam.

[round mica]

Yes it is

[glossy bear]

There no dlc

[fervent sparrow]

restart steam update is out but dlc is not live

[glossy bear]

Ah

[indigo radish]

Pathnotes are on Steam!

[round mica]

If your on pc restart your steam and it should work , im on xbox rip me

[candid hill]

dont see those, but update is there yes

[pine beacon]

so we almost died on twins mission cuz zola looking for big bro
....
fk her

[bleak path]

update is out but the dlc isnt lol

[fervent sparrow]

yeah dlc is on a timer lock

[round mica]

There's people in arbites chat who have access thats strange

[indigo radish]

Increased maximum number of operatives to 8.

Increased maximum number of weapon loadouts to 8

Added a total of ~900 new banter conversations, both between the original cast and Arbites.

WAHHHHHH these changes yo

[round mica]

Check arbites chat kerfus got it

[bleak path]

a bunch of youtubers got early access if that's what you mean

[glossy bear]

I see

I want arbites

[hardy orchid]

i wonder if i can name my arbites sebian lex

or will it censor

[glossy bear]

Im naming my dog steeve

[tacit geode]

The playtesters got the dlc for free

It's those guys

[hardy wren]

^

[tawny forge]

update on steam rn

[modern bobcat]

Why would it censor that? the game censors very little

[limber zealot]

Ragebaited

[hardy wren]

Red rocket my dog should be the dogs name

[jovial pine]

update dropped!!

[silk gull]

Oi, how many $ for dlc?

[hardy wren]

[jovial pine]

BUT THE DLC ISNT OUT!!

[glossy bear]

If I cant have steeve the ghlyphid I will have Steeve the the doggo

[hardy wren]

12

[jovial pine]

THE UPDATE IS OUT BUT THE DLC ISNT

so we cant actually play it since we cant own the arbites LOL

[limber zealot]

1000000

[silk gull]

And deluxe?

[round mica]

Ah my bad

[hardy wren]

19

[glossy bear]

19

[tacit geode]

You can do all the other stuff

[night zinc]

where are the notes

[hardy orchid]

ok so the client is updated but the servers arent up yet

[silk gull]

Still good

[glossy bear]

Find them on steam

[jovial pine]

at least there's that

[graceful drift]

it's not updating on game pass

:))))))))

[compact adder]

I'll spend the time from now until DLC playing evis zealot.

[modern bobcat]

the DLC is cancelled

be satisfied with your update

[hardy orchid]

its kinda weird the dlc is not out now but like, whatever

i can check out the other changes in the meantime

no pressure

[hollow cradle]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1361210/view/520842750961123617

[upper citrus]

Skill issue real fans bought it on steam day 1

[glossy bear]

Do you want to be thrown out to be fed to the poxwalkers?

[coarse garnet]

the new mission terminal UI looks
kinda ass? just me?

[graceful drift]

I'm not a fan either

[dense iron]

Poxers eating well tonight

[upper citrus]

Actually I lied, real fans bought like a week before for advanced access

[glossy bear]

Seems like

[stable cradle]

gmt time for update?.

[jovial pine]

wtf my steam is making my downloads go through my slow ass hard drive first. no wonder it aint done yet

[upper citrus]

Still won't be able to play, chill the caps

[jovial flicker]

does my eyes deceiving me there is 40k diamantine reward on event mission

[glossy bear]

Wut

[meager wave]

updating 12gb

[tawny forge]

yea there is lol

[glossy bear]

Thats nothing compared to star citizen updates

Those the real menances

[meager wave]

💀

[jovial flicker]

i am finally rich hahaha

[modern bobcat]

You shouldn't mention Star Shittizen in polite company

[glossy bear]

Too bad I like Bug Citizen

[modern bobcat]

There are women and children present, sir.

[jovial pine]

star citizen is cool. kinda a boring setting though

[glossy bear]

I play it, but I didnt spent a single cent on it
+Stonks

I got a gifted starter pack

[modern bobcat]

That's like if I wrapped a turd in Xmas paper and left it under someone's tree. It's a "gift" that will only cause them pain and suffering.

Smdh.

[warm goblet]

i cant wait to show those heretical fuckers how it feels like getting clawed on by a hound, thanks to the arbites's cyber pitbull

[glossy bear]

It didnt cause me pain since I love the game

Theres no other game like it

And dont you dare mention Elite Dangerous

[modern bobcat]

Except for the X- series, X3/4 in particular and yes Elite Dangerous

and Wing Commander if you want to go all the way back

[glossy bear]

X4 is nice

Elite Dangerous os a dead game

[modern bobcat]

That's because it was born, lived a full life and died while Star Citizen was still in its Multi-Level Marketing infancy

[glossy bear]

Well Chris Roberts the founder of Star Citizen made Wing Commander

[compact adder]

Store Citizen? I heard that that was almost out of beta.

[glossy bear]

Nah it needs 50 more years

[compact adder]

and 400mn more in investment.

[glossy bear]

Prolly

[compact adder]

Maybe if they hire another three-thousand devs it might come out in ten years.

[scenic hornet]

So the update is here and I can see new class option in the game but I can't buy the dlc yet 🤔

[compact adder]

Correct. This is the game update. DLC is this afternoon.

[obsidian zenith]

Can someone show me what's in commodores rn 🙏
Not close to my pc and won't be for a while but im just curious

[candid hill]

servers are not up yet

[desert lion]

They very much are

[candid hill]

i cannot login hmmm

let me restart steam brb

[obsidian zenith]

[candid hill]

@obsidian zenith can DM you if you want

[jovial pine]

got numericui, displayping, chatrfix, chatblock, cemeleoline, and auto mod loading and ordering working rn

[storm dragon]

why dm just post the pics 😭

[obsidian zenith]

Sure thing chief

[candid hill]

cant in this channel

[storm dragon]

pls do in the pics channel then

[graceful drift]

update is rolling out on gamepass pc

[keen crystal]

sooo
updoot is out but we can't play yet ?

[desert lion]

You can play

Just not with Arbites

[fervent sparrow]

you can play just cant play the dlc class yet

[lapis python]

I can’t play havoc!!! I have to wait! No mornin havoc 40 then :d

[storm dragon]

are all the balance changes in already?

and the new mission board?

[lapis python]

No

[scenic oracle]

Whats the update for

[compact adder]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1361210/view/520842750961123617

[fervent sparrow]

RIP no havoc

[candid hill]

Posted in pics commodores outfit for arbitrator

The rest is the same

[storm dragon]

oh wow so the leaked screenshot of the new mission board wasn't just "early WIP" and it is literally just ass

[upper citrus]

So patch is live, but the best thing, the class we still gotta wait, way to burst the bubble fatshark, why not do it all at once

[lapis python]

Idk I see robocop when I look at the new class haha

[round mica]

My balls have been burst

[desert lion]

Yeah he's there

But you cant purchase the DLC yet

[lapis python]

I wish I just can pre order it u-u

Make me wait makes me suffer

[round mica]

COME ON FATSHARK, GIVE US OUR LEX!

[round mica]

:(

[glossy bear]

You cannot hide, you cannot escape
We are Judgement
Prepare for sentencing

[upper citrus]

5 hrs

[round mica]

I guess we have to eat our meal before we get the dessert

[glossy bear]

Give me arbites names

[upper citrus]

Yeah releasing the patch now was really weird, classic fatshark

[desert lion]

"Pookie Bear"

[glossy bear]

No

[desert lion]

lol

[glossy bear]

[lapis python]

I see robocop so I’m calling mine Alex Murphy

[glossy bear]

I was thinking of it tbh

[round mica]

All I know is my doggo is being called houndoom

[lime beacon]

Server full of free thinkers

[lime beacon]

I’m naming my arbites dredd

I think I’ll be the only one

Yessir

[lapis python]

And I will call my dog to 02 because of zerotwo best girl

[spare lynx]

Just wrapped up getting untouchable before the update

[glossy bear]

Mine is gonna be called Steeve in honor of Steeve the glyphid bug

[spare lynx]

no more auric heresy

[round mica]

so true

[spare lynx]

In honour of Jack Black

[upbeat turtle]

darktide getting update

whoopie

[lapis python]

When the class releases I goin so much to speed run this character to lvl 30

[amber delta]

I'm naming my arbites Mine and his dog Craft

[lapis python]

I don’t need sleep anyway

[amber delta]

let's MineCraft

[marsh iris]

campaign mode, would it be seamless in between missions?

[desert lion]

Doubt it

[round mica]

I still don't get why they don't realise the class with the update

like wtf?

[upbeat turtle]

i need help naming my dog

[maiden storm]

How long to you think it's going to take ? Plan on doing the same lol

[marsh iris]

hoping for chaos waste like VT2

[upbeat turtle]

my arbites will be named john warhammer

[round mica]

Princess

[upbeat turtle]

i wish

[desert lion]

So called Pitbull named Princess

[upbeat turtle]

i need

[upbeat turtle]

lmao

[lapis python]

Malice is boring, as soon I get heresy I start heresy and then when I damnation I go damnation

[glossy bear]

What is your craft

[lapis python]

It can take one day if ya don’t sleep

[glossy bear]

From which server did you get that sticker

[round mica]

holy shit I have an idea name combo

[round mica]

FORK AND SPOON

[marsh iris]

my own server

[amber delta]

to hunt the loners of th imperium

[glossy bear]

Lmao

[lapis python]

It’s weird to sing during battle, but it’s ok I like weird things haha

[round mica]

oh damn

I'm red now

[upbeat turtle]

pillars of eternity chanters

[glossy bear]

You didnt notice?

[round mica]

nope

well

yes I did now lol

[upbeat turtle]

you get it from being active

i’m noticing a lack of people using the darktide server tag

[round mica]

hmmm... what about ball muncher for a dog name?

[lapis python]

[long sigil]

finally

update

[upbeat turtle]

is it a pre update or is the mission board different now

[lapis python]

Also I heard you will get a penance if u pet ur dog a lot, I’ll do that as soon I get into mourning star hahaha

[long sigil]

wait 10pm?

[silver mango]

The update is out?

[upbeat turtle]

downloading rn

class isn’t yet tho

[long sigil]

real

[hardy wren]

Ffs

[upbeat turtle]

still can’t buy it

[hardy wren]

I wana play already

[long sigil]

fr

[molten bridge]

does anyone have pictures of what the """"placeholder""""" was for the mission terminal in this devblog? https://www.playdarktide.com/news/free-update-battle-for-tertium
the images were removed from the devblog before release

[upbeat turtle]

I WANT MURDER PUPPY

[silver mango]

Is the commodore restocked at least

[lapis python]

[spare lynx]

Make a new character for the story missions if you're antsy

[prisma cypress]

huh

[long sigil]

finally vetran upgrade

[upbeat turtle]

i’ll ants you mf

[spare lynx]

It won't address Arbites anyway

[storm dragon]

new outfits were datamined, maybe released when the dlc releases later today, check in driptide channel

[tacit geode]

Not yet but the cosmetics are in the files

[round mica]

I'm going to get aids from them posting the update without the dlc right away

[prisma cypress]

guys

[graceful drift]

yeah ok the mission board is... uuuuuh

[round mica]

IT'S LIKE SERVING YOUR FRIES WITH NO SAUCE

[glossy bear]

You arent the only one

[round mica]

I WANT MY MOTHER FUCKING KETCHUP

[upbeat turtle]

5 hour left

[prisma cypress]

what am i looking at with thee mission select

[lapis python]

[round mica]

Oh shit I left the oven on

[lapis python]

Run!

[upbeat turtle]

time to grind campaign

[torn garnet]

surely just drop the patch now :))

[glossy bear]

Now i feel bad

[upbeat turtle]

good bye gentlebitches

[glossy bear]

[round mica]

alright my onion rings didn't burn

thank the gods

[simple drum]

Today

Is the day

[desert lion]

At 11 in the morning? 😭

[simple drum]

Release the arbiticus

[storm dragon]

absolute trash UI is what that is

[round mica]

...maybe...

[upbeat turtle]

i don’t like the mission board

[prisma cypress]

its so fucking ass

[upbeat turtle]

it looks like dogshit

[desert lion]

I see the vision gang

[lapis python]

U better apologize in the name of the god emperor

[desert lion]

Now you got me hungry

[graceful drift]

seems like some mods work

[round mica]

I JUST WANT MY LAW

[prisma cypress]

the city moving as you select a mission is neat everything else is so ass

[upbeat turtle]

bring back old mission board ui NOW

[graceful drift]

[simple drum]

5 hours

I think mines is 10am

[tepid sierra]

anyone crashing on the character select without mods?

[round mica]

too long

[storm dragon]

Enjoyed being able to tell at a glance what the mission was from the small thumbnail image? how about we pixelize it

[jovial pine]

lots of mods seem to be working

[lapis python]

U mean union rings

[simple drum]

I can wait

[storm dragon]

how about we add instagram filters on everything

[round mica]

like how are you going to serve us the fucking update without dlc

[simple drum]

I have waited so long

[round mica]

Again, It's like serving fries with no fucking sauce

[void ice]

the updates out?

no class tho?

[lapis python]

It’s fs

[desert lion]

yup

[lapis python]

They’re swedes what to expect

[harsh oak]

they have to nerf arbites lmao

his abilities are insane

other classes have nothing even close

[round mica]

[void ice]

Fries without sauce is sinister

[round mica]

WE WANT OUR FUCKING SAUCE FAT SHARK

GIVE US OUR ARBITES!

[desert lion]

Forget the sauce, Arbites the whole damn meal at this point

[candid hill]

16:00 CEST

[void ice]

We have the meats

[lapis python]

U mean the dog?

[harsh oak]

immediatly kicking any arbites in my lobbies for a week at least tbh

[lapis python]

Oh no

[void ice]

Aw

[simple drum]

To fresh

Too green

[round mica]

It's basically unseasoned chicken

like what the fuck is this

[void ice]

I figured the class would be cracked ngl

[harsh oak]

exactly my reasoning

[warm goblet]

whats wrong with em

[void ice]

Seasoning

[simple drum]

Imagine level 10 arbites is overpowered

[little marten]

Takes 26 consecutive FatShark employees in the office to all hold down the space bar on their desktops at once simultaneously for them to launch the dlc.. be patient I heard there’s traffic in Stockholm today

[simple drum]

Just severely overpowered

[lapis python]

I mean that new shotgun looks kinda op

[harsh oak]

constant toughness regen needs to be nerfed

[simple drum]

For like 4 weeks to match up with everyones grinding

Then nerf them to mortal level

[amber delta]

bro thinks arbites is overpowered when ogryn is right there

[round mica]

I think I'm just hangry now

[dusty pollen]

Can't wait to actually be able to play as the Arbites

[warm goblet]

yea ngl ogryn is still op

[harsh oak]

ogryn is insane ngl

[warm goblet]

especially if its a nukegryn

[harsh oak]

but he is like 2nd best class

[warm goblet]

exploding ANYTHING in their path

[harsh oak]

after zealot

[void ice]

Anyone try the new buffs yet im updating

[warm goblet]

also

[round mica]

you guys think if we pray to the emperor hard enough fat shark might listen?

[void ice]

Specifically the combat shotgun and/or eviscrator

[warm goblet]

im just coming back but since when did fs give out three free new operatives slots?

[maiden storm]

How much gigas is the update?

[harsh oak]

G-tier) Arbites

1)zealot
2)ogryn
3)vet
4)psyker

[void ice]

like 70 some

[graceful drift]

damn, shock maul kinda slaps

[lapis python]

Eat ur union rings, you’re not actin urself

[desert lion]

From gameplay videos the new shotty genuinly feels* like the Bardin shotty

[round mica]

yes sah

[harsh oak]

which voice makes ogryn sound more vicious and gutteral?

I forgot

[dull violet]

wonder how long it will take till a run into a guy calling himself dredd

[warm goblet]

the bully

[thin osprey]

Bully

[void ice]

@maiden stormis like 76

[fast yarrow]

Anyone like this UI change for the mission selection?

[warm goblet]

i like it call it "big batman"

[desert lion]

When you launch the game and witness yourself naming him 😭

[little marten]

Does the shock maul activator have a pleasure setting?

[warm goblet]

im so definetly naming my 2nd arbites slot "batman" with that maul voice

[dull violet]

i wish im too broke to buy the DLC on launch

[amber delta]

every setting is the pleasure setting

[maiden storm]

Wtf that's a whole ass game

[void ice]

@little martenyeah shove it up there and find out

[boreal vigil]

What in the flex

[harsh oak]

best voice

[modern bobcat]

Ask your mom

[harsh oak]

he sounds like hellish fella

[little marten]

Can’t.. she tried it with an eviscerator

[void ice]

@maiden stormye its a bit big im on pc tho might be diff for console

[dusty pollen]

Was 15 gigs i think on Xbox

[void ice]

@little martenOng brutal

[charred talon]

i play on PC but on xbox game store and it was 16gb for me

[hardy wren]

Guys

Hear me out

U can afford the dlc if
U talk to the lady next door

Show her a good time

[void ice]

@little martenabsolutely savage

[hardy wren]

Show her why u deserve the dlc

[round mica]

MIGHTY GOD EMPORER! PLEASE HEAR OUR CRIES AND REALISE THE DLC WITH THE GOD DAMN UPDATE

[modern bobcat]

RIP (and tear)

[heavy mango]

you can wait 4 damn hours

[maiden storm]

Ok it's like 12,5 for me

[heavy mango]

quit whinging

[dull violet]

YOU MISSPELLED EMPEROR YOU HERETIC

[harsh oak]

EASY

AS

NOSH

[round mica]

no

[prisma cypress]

do i need to pay to get the new guy

[round mica]

;-;

[hardy wren]

Yes

[void ice]

@maiden storm you better thank the emperor

[lapis python]

Yes

[hardy wren]

@prisma cypress 12 dollar

[warm goblet]

im naming my arbites vatman

[charred talon]

some people have this thing called a job unfortunately

[warm goblet]

b

[desert lion]

3 dabloons

[warm goblet]

batman

[silver mango]

I'm quite fond of the God Emperor

[hardy wren]

If u don’t have 12 dollar
Show the old lady next door a good time

[heavy mango]

whinge whinge whinge

[amber delta]

you can afford the dlc if you dont eat for a day or two

[round mica]

I don't think it's that deep man

[silver mango]

How unfortunate, hopefully they find a cure soon

[glossy bear]

and one golden coin

[little marten]

If people didn’t waste their money on luxuries like groceries sigh

[hardy wren]

Valid af. I’ve done shit like this to buy a game

[maiden storm]

Yes cause I'm on my cell connexion and I only got 35 Go left , hope it will be enough wit the DLC cause my wifi at my house is ASS

[hardy wren]

[desert lion]

You can't use the J*b word here, it's freaky

[void ice]

@maiden stormPRAISE HIM

[charred valley]

why on earth does the dlc not come out with the update

[void ice]

PURGE THE HERETICS

[little marten]

Is censoring the word job actually a thing these days I see it online all the time lol

[harsh oak]

love me emprah

[hardy wren]

Patience is always the answer

[silver mango]

J*b

[glossy bear]

JOB

[void ice]

@charred valleytheyre saving my pants by doing that way

[round mica]

AHHHHHHH

[charred talon]

idk some dumb zoomer shit prob

[hardy wren]

Job

[lapis python]

Wooot they’re increasing the maximum number of operatives to 8, that means I don’t need a mod to increase that???

[hardy wren]

Job applications

[charred valley]

isnt it justa meme?

[glossy bear]

Yes

[little marten]

Hope so, pretty funny tbh lol

[glossy bear]

Kill the nurgle

[charred talon]

What's the purpose of so many?

[round mica]

I am fiending for this dlc

and my onion rings

[void ice]

What do you say chat, should we take fat sharks dog?

[dull violet]

if the next update does not have new vet guns im going to lose it

[warm goblet]

im already seeing arbites lol

[charred talon]

What would they even be? Melta guns?

[tacit geode]

Who said its a gun :p

[warm goblet]

these early access bozos

[void ice]

@warm gobletfr

[lapis python]

For the new class ofc

[void ice]

@warm gobletfr fr?

[round mica]

I am going to cry

[tacit geode]

It's the playtesters they got the dlc for free

[hardy wren]

[little marten]

Bit lame but I did actually watch Dredd yesterday in preparation and I very much enjoyed the part where he unironically said judgement time and judged all over them

[glossy bear]

How

[warm goblet]

i just joined the game to see whats new

hol on

[void ice]

@little martenbustable movie right thur

[warm goblet]

#darktide-pics-vids

[charred talon]

Could also be Fatshark employees ig

[modern bobcat]

Streamers

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-nooo-no-gif-15386166586994163963

[glossy bear]

Its not fair farshark, they had a lot of time to test it and they got even more

Not fair fatshark

[hardy wren]

It’s just 3 hours

That’s it

[little marten]

I can’t wait to have forgotten it in 15 years time and watch it again, was a great time

[glossy bear]

Still not fair

[round mica]

let's start a riot lol

[hardy wren]

Beat your meat until then

[boreal vigil]

They also gave it to content creators so yes they had a lot of time

[modern bobcat]

Magister is streaming live Arbites gameplay in Strike Team 1 rn

[glossy bear]

It would have made sense for everybody to get it at same time

[void ice]

@void iceDredd obviously praises the emperor.

[little marten]

Oh god be quiet guys or you’ll wake the playtesters up

[jovial pine]

playing through the campaign again seems kinda pointless

[desert lion]

Dredd the type of dude to thrive in Atoma

[charred talon]

You can skip it can't you?

It's mainly for new players

[jovial pine]

yeah you can

i shoulda

[round mica]

I'm still not happy they realised the update without the dlc

[jovial pine]

idk if i can still

[round mica]

again

[glossy bear]

You clown its 4 hours

[lapis python]

lol the game just updated without me realizing

[obtuse oak]

See Krall

[round mica]

FIRES WITH NO SAUCH

[thick valve]

Oh Fatshark you tease, you enable the option to create a Arbitrator character, but don't unlock it for purchase

[formal wharf]

WHERE IS ARBITE DLC

[hardy wren]

Hank is awake

[formal wharf]

WHERE IS IT

[glossy bear]

Gib dlc

[void ice]

@jovial pinesame byeee guyz i love you

[boreal vigil]

4 hours imma die bruh

[jovial pine]

what

[pure island]

Also is the chat just broken ingame or is it just small glitch?

[boreal vigil]

WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO GREATNESS

[obtuse oak]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not actually the CEO of Fatshark

[brave hull]

anyone else having massive stability issues

[boreal vigil]

Maybe you should be

[glossy bear]

Too bad, hand it over

[restive edge]

Contracts also broken

[obtuse oak]

And I cannot make them release the DLC

[desert lion]

Lies and maybe slander.

[round mica]

EMPEROR PLEASE GIVE US OUR DLC

[red orchid]

can we have ratlings next

[thorny idol]

i cant buy the new class

[hardy wren]

[graceful drift]

dunno if it's my mods but, the "score" screen at the end of a mission is bugged

[graceful drift]

like, there's no characters

[charred talon]

Well yeah but I always have.

[drifting minnow]

4 hours till lex surgery

[hardy wren]

If u can’t give us dlc

Allow us to red rocket the dogs

[little marten]

But you can shake the hornets nest by drip feeding the chat constant knowledge that you’ve played as the arbites and should start doing so immediately

[glossy bear]

Give us embed perms here till the dlc arrives

[thorn copper]

Tomorrow

[round mica]

WE WANT OUR LAW

GIVE US OUR LAW

[graceful drift]

but yeah I just tried the buffed shok maul on my vet and holy molly

[round mica]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[little marten]

I am JOHN LAW

[graceful drift]

is good

[glossy bear]

We want the will of lex

[glossy bear]

You cant be, you are nurgle

[boreal vigil]

What’s holding them back from releasing the class right now anyways?

[fierce cave]

I am AR-TITLE CARD

[warm goblet]

man the arbites penance cosmetics is poo

whyd it go red

theyre not even part of the moebian regiments!

[night zinc]

my game keeps instantly crashing when i go into a mission..

[little marten]

We can be whatever we want to be.. provided our therapists agree

[glossy bear]

Skill issue

[hardy wren]

Fr

Get good

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[night zinc]

🥺

[round mica]

me when no lex

[glossy bear]

There no embed here mate

[warm goblet]

other than that i REALLY like the new mission bord

baord

board

[lethal solstice]

Turn your mods off

[charred talon]

beard

[warm goblet]

i prefer this than the last one

[night zinc]

i never installed mods

[desert lion]

brad

[glossy bear]

Eyy that my boy

[thorn copper]

I will name the dog sabrina carpenter

[charred talon]

You can name the dog?

[glossy bear]

Yes

[sick tree]

When the arbites is playable ?

[charred talon]

Sweet.

[glossy bear]

Name it Steeve in honor of Steeve the glyphid bug

[round mica]

I'm tweaking so hard right now

[boreal vigil]

In 4 hours

Well specifically 3 hours 50 minutes

[round mica]

these onion rings taste good at least

[dark bay]

My dog is doing to be called "Juan Pablo Martinez Gonzalez"

[glossy bear]

If they are fried they were noice

[boreal vigil]

Ah let me correct myself 3 hours 49 minutes 🗿.

[vivid saddle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vapid axle]

this new mission UI is very fatshark

[little marten]

Don’t wanna be that guy but just saying if this was Arrowhead we’d have the dlc by now. It would just be bugged, badly balanced and we’d Darktide would have overwhelmingly negative steam reviews

[fierce cave]

Rorg

[boreal vigil]

Fatshark it ain’t afternoon for some of us 🗿

[mystic jackal]

both companies are kinda eh

[lone elm]

AGAIN AMD performance bricked after update(previously was fixed with 25.6.2)

[charred talon]

what games have arrowhead made, not familiar with them

[round mica]

I got some spicy chicken too

[pallid robin]

Is anyone experienced crash issues after launching the new update? I

[round mica]

this shit is fucking fire

[glossy bear]

I stole 4 spots in the announcment channel

[delicate talon]

dude crash all the time with this update

[glossy bear]

[little marten]

Just playing both sides so I always come out on top

[true light]

atleast you can get into the game lol, gonna try and uninstall, clean the folder, and reinstall

[mystic jackal]

pawsum

realized sedition difficulty was removed

[tacit geode]

Half the weapons wouldn't be worth using and the other half don't work correctly.

They removed a planet needed for the M.O again

[glossy bear]

You didnt know?

[mystic jackal]

i did not

[pallid robin]

Figures, I saw someone in the Reddit thread say their game was crashing after the new download.

[mystic jackal]

i also dont read all the patchnotes like i use to

[rigid pivot]

I can't get it to start, anyone know how to fix?

[glossy bear]

It was in the patch notes

[lapis python]

omg the new look on the mission board is too bright it hurts me eyes

[round mica]

water

[amber delta]

Added a total of ~900 new banter conversations, both between the original cast and Arbites.
this is the best patch note

[glossy bear]

You should

[mystic jackal]

oki

[round mica]

Yoshi I finally got my onion rings

[modest birch]

Is it just me or does the DT server tag not look like a skull and look more like it should have a censor blur?

[fierce cave]

What

[little marten]

uhh.. just saying if the was hello games Sean Murray would’ve personally delivered the dlc launch codes at 9am then offered me his nine-tailed whip to flagellate him for the launch

[modest birch]

It's the fact that it's pink, i think.

[round mica]

Onion rings

[mystic jackal]

me when no new banter voice lines because arbites isnt out yet

[pallid robin]

Do you run an AMD?

[glossy bear]

Kill!

[modest birch]

Nah, he would've lied for years about it, then everyone would've pretended that he was cool

[weary eagle]

cant buy arbites

[mystic jackal]

no.

[rigid pivot]

A what?, I'm on console

[little marten]

You can play multiplayer!!! The universe is just soooo big!!

[lapis python]

https://tenor.com/view/admech-techpriest-good-varlet-hadron-omega-7-7-hadron-omega-gif-10325245944154593888

[glossy bear]

Comes in 4 hours

[fierce cave]

Just wait

[modest birch]

"i went on national TV and lied to people, give me money!"

[round mica]

[pallid robin]

RIP

[little marten]

Political candidate material

[lapis python]

best sticker i ever seen haha

[round mica]

It feels they are trying to really tease us

really fucking blue ballsing us

[modest birch]

games have the shortest memory of any industry, which is weird since pattern recognition is all we do

[fierce cave]

The arbites tension

[somber stream]

The edge is real

[minor thistle]

UPDATE OUT?

[lapis python]

i thought i could playhavoc now while waitin for the new class, i still need more thn 2 hours

i feelin sagde

[fierce cave]

No

[minor thistle]

when

[inland mantle]

Class penances looking annoying as always ty FS

[round mica]

FAT SHARK HEAR OUR CRIES OUR CALLS, REALISE THE DLC WITH THE UPDATE, GIVE US OUR SAUCE FOR OUR FRIES

[lapis python]

no havoc no life

[somber stream]

4 hours left till DLC, calm your pants

[fierce cave]

Gotta pay for the sauce

[little marten]

I like to think the fatshakr team are chilling out right now in the rec room, maybe a couple of medicine balls floating about that they’re doing some yoga with, really just taking a load off after another great update! FatShark, your next matcha’s 🍵 are on us, the fans!!

[round mica]

I HAVE THE MONEY

[fierce cave]

The sauce is being made

[reef quiver]

Around 900 new banters WHAT

[inland mantle]

Atleast you can do the event in havoc this time around kill 2 birds with one stone

[round mica]

I CAN SEE THE SUACE IN THE FUCKING BACK RIGHT THERE! BEHIND YOU

[delicate talon]

what happen wwith this game ? i cant play all the time error wtf

[fierce cave]

I don't know what you mean

[lapis python]

ahh i forgot ebverythin abt it, but the new mission board makes me confused

[fierce cave]

That's the 6 month old slurry

[fierce cave]

That's the old swaws

Making new sauce

[round mica]

man those onion rings were fucking good

[mossy spindle]

"Fixed an issue where the Disrupt Destiny keystone sometimes failed to show stacks in the HUD."

I am happy

[round mica]

NOW GIVE US OUR SAUCE

[lapis python]

i will play the event then while waitin forhavoc

[round mica]

I will raw dog the suace I swear

[fierce cave]

The sauce is being fermented

[formal wharf]

so we actually have a understandable storyline for new players now lol

[mossy spindle]

Apparently

[formal wharf]

i love when my first game was literally the newest mission in the game

[thorn wedge]

Whhhhhoooo right before I get home!

[mossy spindle]

Can't wait for getting home

[amber delta]

we had a good streak of aquilla event rewards lads

[fierce cave]

I'ma touch nurgle

[little marten]

Can anyone post some pics of this new mission board I hear it’s UGGERS

[amber delta]

too bad its come to an end

[inland mantle]

New mission board looks... yea gonna take awhile to get use to

[round mica]

HOLY SHIT THE CHICKEN IS SPICY

FUCK

MY MOUTH

[vocal musk]

are moebian 21st good guys or bad guys i genuinely forgot

[fierce cave]

You have a mouth?

[inland mantle]

Yea one sec

[lapis python]

the game keep tellin me i have acces to a new curios i dont see it, stop teelini me liars game

[mossy spindle]

The traitor are the sixth so good guy that got poisoned

I think

[vocal musk]

oh yeah

[round mica]

I'm going feral

where the fuck is the sauce

[fierce cave]

Can I please bite a chunk outta that dlc

[limber mountain]

fatshark forgor the new class 😔