general-chat

[nimble frost]

I hit level 30 on 2 classes

Fatshark says “Okay no more”

[fallen tree]

rip

[nimble frost]

Guys i think a daemon came into my gane

Game

So i smash my ps5

[agile forum]

What time is the release?

[nimble frost]

Probably morning time

[fallen tree]

around 10 hours or so from now

9pm for me

[agile forum]

Can’t wait to not play on release, at 9 AM, on a Monday. Brilliant.

[fallen tree]

😭

[magic prism]

What time is the release?

[inland mantle]

Yes

[magic prism]

NM just looked lol

[night zinc]

idr if i asked this before, but is there like a list of havoc hps vs auric/damnation

[hybrid vault]

always businese trip on DT event or update, fuck me

[scarlet cargo]

I wonder if i should call out sick tomorrow

[west urchin]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375980903 guide by combine on havoc modifiers

[hybrid vault]

if you can then big yes

[scarlet cargo]

Its definitely a possibility

[wheat sleet]

any gamers here?

[round mica]

no, we only play chess

[uncut hull]

WHAT TIME DOES IT DROP

[thick coyote]

In 9 hours

Ish

[uncut hull]

noooo

FATSHARK

DROP ARBITES AT 12:00 PM EST AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[west urchin]

you can walk up to dukane and get the countdown in game, havoc is closed with a timer

[scarlet cargo]

I remember midnight releases

[somber stream]

Chess itself is a game

Gaming!11!ONE!1

[hybrid vault]

No, we cooking on PC

[boreal vigil]

No

[elder stone]

Who tryna be my opps??
I can have opposition between 7 AM-8 PM

[hybrid vault]

wish we have another new class next year

instead of 2 years later

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

That is what im hoping, that they reveal a new class every skulls event, it'd be funny

I would think they'd add 3, maybe 4 new classes to darktide?

[hot fjord]

Is there a release time for the new character tomorrow?

[elder merlin]

Double the roster

[hybrid vault]

today

8 hours later ish

[elder merlin]

3am est? I think, was what someone said

[hot fjord]

I'm US

Oh are the devs in Europe?

[hybrid vault]

maybe even 6hours later if they shit not hit the fan

[hot fjord]

3 AM eastern makes a lot more sense now

[viral spear]

devs are swedes right?

[hot fjord]

I'm from Destiny bro I feel that

[west urchin]

Stockholm, Sweden

[hot fjord]

Awesome, I've always wanted to go

Couldn't afford it

[fiery horizon]

As a For Honour player, I feel that pain too

[viral spear]

man ive already decided on my build

hype

[hot fjord]

So what does new class do? Have an attack dog?

[viral spear]

yea. its a very tanky/cc centered class it looks like

[hot fjord]

I'll def level it

[idle sparrow]

I need to be the law let me innnn

[hot fjord]

FBC firebreak not too amazing yet

[hybrid vault]

the ability knock down bulwalk, the dog stagger bulwalk... all I see its even stronger than ogryn atmm

[hot fjord]

I just smite bulwarks

[hybrid vault]

they used the name of Control to make a mess

[hidden trout]

in no universe is arbites stronger than ogryn

[wooden creek]

Very stagger centric, but can it churn out the amount of impact a bully club ogryn does? Probably not

[small falcon]

they done turned the arbites reveal trailer into a series of gifs

[rugged bear]

is the dlc going to be on xbox pc game pass cause so far its not there

[halcyon pebble]

its 10 hour from now

[boreal vigil]

No you have to buy it lmao

[west urchin]

man i forget pc game pass is a thing all the time

is darktide free on that rn?

[rugged bear]

i know that but its not on the platform so i cant buy thats why i am asking if it will be there

[rugged bear]

yea it is

[boreal vigil]

Yes

[boreal vigil]

It's only on steam

[rugged bear]

that sucks so i have to buy the game on steam to buy the dlc

[boreal vigil]

What? No

[restive walrus]

Why are a update not out NO

[west urchin]

[restive walrus]

GRRRR

[boreal vigil]

Just wait it out until they bring it out

[restive walrus]

Is 23th where I am

[rugged bear]

idk what are u saying, u are giving such random answers

[marsh iris]

guys did you know arbites DLC is coming?

[desert geyser]

it’s 12:10AM on monday. Give me the update NOW, FatShark

[restive walrus]

Yeah NOW

[grizzled plover]

Fatshark gimme it NOW

[west urchin]

I don't think it appears in the xbox store until it releases, we can't prepurchase it on steam either, we can just wishlist it

[rugged bear]

okay thanks

[boreal vigil]

Steam can wishlist Arbites. they can't buy it yet, Xbox is gonna release Arbites alongside steam. Hopefully the exact same time

[nova tangle]

Do any curios have + stamina?

[west urchin]

the steam dlc page says "This game plans to unlock in approximately 9 hours" so I'd assume that's when it'll appear on the xbox store

[grizzled plover]

me when arvites haming

gaming

[rugged bear]

okay thank you

[rugged bear]

alright, appreciate it, guess time will tell

[desert geyser]

I have a theory

after seeing that Arbites intro cinematic on youtube

but I will wait

[rugged bear]

you become a nazgul?

[elder stone]

Love how the day it comes out my computer is liquidated

[grizzled plover]

i miss celebrimbro

[desert geyser]

I AM THE LEX

[empty pivot]

man it's been a while since i've been so genuinely excited for a game update this is awesome

[elder stone]

They gotta re-add the radio operator

And add procedural generation

[trail isle]

Broke funny girl from bocchi the rock

[grizzled plover]

WOLFER IS NOT THE LAW

I AM THE LAW

[elder stone]

Took melatonin and now I feel like I got grabbed by a mutant and thrashed around like a ragdoll

[empty pivot]

They do exist but to my understanding are supposedly rare? Even though i'm 99% sure i have a few

[empty pivot]

oh boy, yeah, melatonin hits me quick

[elder stone]

It’s funny cause I’m a complete insomniac without it

[empty pivot]

I'm the same, though i started to rely on it so now i just work myself ragged during the day in hopes i'll exhaust myself enough lmfaoo

[elder stone]

So true twincess

[junior wagon]

Is the game under maintenance for tomorrow I can’t get past character select screen

Nevermind

[elder stone]

Ok discordia I’m gonna pass out soon so gn twins and twinsies

[hot fjord]

Every squad gonna be 4x new characters

[fallen tree]

yeah, i dont like 4x stacking a character, i get it, but i look forward it to balancing out in a week or so

[desert geyser]

I’m hopefully gonna play the new campaign solo to get my Arbites up to speed

then I’ll play regular games as my Rejects

[upbeat hatch]

dude these disconnects are so fucking annoying

[hardy wren]

12 eastern time the update ima assume ? And downtime

[inland mantle]

its like 9am EST

[west urchin]

This game is not yet available on Steam
Planned Release Date: Jun 23, 2025
This game plans to unlock in approximately 9 hours

[hardy wren]

Will there be a downtime tho

Like 2 hours for servers to go back up

[inland mantle]

Dont think so

[hardy wren]

I know usually that happens

Naming my dog pingus dingus

Legendary name

[rugged bear]

well, i miss legolas

[undone wolf]

is Darktide getting review bombed?

cause I noticed Recent has dropped to Mixed.

[tawny grail]

Pretty much

[inland mantle]

Dueling sword nerf

[undone wolf]

Good

Break the meta.

[lime beacon]

And the poor people

[west urchin]

people think nerfs might be coming to their beloved dueling sword and plasma gun so it's full on reeeeeeeee

[tawny grail]

People are angry about the DLC costing money

Or not being the class they wanted or no solo mode or the cosmetic shop or whatever. DLC is just making it popular

[somber stream]

The knife is so broken in Mortis trial with flame perks, literally burned an Orgryn to death with a few pokes

[slow canyon]

what class did they even want then-

[daring pier]

DLC being paid makes sense tbh 🤷🏼‍♂️
Solo mode for a multi-player game.. maybe when they move from it lol

[west urchin]

solo mode ffs bro i'm so glad i'm not a dev, i hate this playerbase sometimes

[tawny grail]

Whatever their personalized head canon called for is the obvious choice and anything else is stupid and obviously Fatshark is incompetent

[undone wolf]

Veteran mains when DS and PG are no longer the only "valid" options and Arbites cost money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EGKszn_vVc

[tawny hearth]

honestly because review boming is a thing i dont' trust steam reviews anymore... all my fav games of the last like 4 years have been "badly reviewed"

[tawny grail]

Giving the game a bad review for the DLC costing $12 seems kind of shit to me

[daring pier]

I read a lot of ratlings lol.

Personally I want adeptus mechanicus or the elves

[undone wolf]

oh that doesn't work.

hold on.

[tawny grail]

But most of the reviews seem kind of shit to me so maybe it's a me problem

[undone wolf]

Let me DOWNLOAD THE BLOODY VIDEO so I can make my joke.

[lime beacon]

“Still no solo mode”

[undone wolf]

Oh, can't upload media either
cooked.

[tawny grail]

You can in #darktide-pics-vids

[undone wolf]

Well, for those curious, the joke was the TTS "I'm joining Chaos" clip.

[tawny hearth]

i don't think people realize for there to be "good bots" then the enemy ai would suffer or the minimum requirements would jump to top end rigs only

[tawny grail]

It's also a lot of development effort that could arguably be better spent elsewhere to benefit the online health of the game

[tawny hearth]

yeah and alot of other things

lol

[undone wolf]

To be fair, Solo Mode could simply make Disablers (ie Trappers and Dogs) only briefly pin you

[lime beacon]

You guys are idiots

[undone wolf]

GRANTED

[tranquil fern]

are all maps the same between difficulties? would i be a good idea to run into lower difficultues to learn the maps

[west urchin]

I have the solo mod with the qol addon for no bots, shit is so hard, the type of player complaining that they want solo mode, man, i just don't see them being able to handle it tbh

[undone wolf]

I dont give a shit about Solo Mode

[tawny grail]

Yeah SO

[undone wolf]

I'm just saying.

[lime beacon]

The co op game clearly needs to focus ALL ITS RESOURCES on SOLO MODE

[slow canyon]

I want solo mode for penances

nothing else

[tawny grail]

Fatshark lied, reviewers cried

[slow canyon]

but also idrc

[tawny hearth]

lol then the people who play it would get made fun of for playing on baby mode and they absolutely NEED to be seen as pro gamers

[tawny grail]

The whole Fatshark lied thing is stupid enough lol

[slow canyon]

whats the context for it

[tawny grail]

The claim is that at some point earlier in development they had promised solo mode and it didn't make it

So it's been used as a bludgeon ever since

[undone wolf]

Okay this would be kinda nice for Private Required Penances

but also like

thats why we have this server

lol

[tawny hearth]

idk why people would even want a single player tide game... tide games have the best lobbies out of any game i've played

its like 99% just chill people

[undone wolf]

I dont get this sadly

[west urchin]

shit like this is what killed MMOs, people are allergic to eachother

[undone wolf]

I rarely get lobbies where people talk 😔

TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING COWARDS

ROLEPLAY RAAAGH

[tawny hearth]

like i said, chill

[somber stream]

Tbf Fatshark did said something about adding new sub-career for classes every season but we only see 1 (one) new character after 3 years

[tawny hearth]

i type alot of jokes when i play

[undone wolf]

This too

[tawny hearth]

or type "oh beans" when i walk of a cliff

[tawny hearth]

i die mostly to cliffs

can't figure out how to hit them hard enough

[slow canyon]

are you complaining about the rations the emperor so gracefully gives you??

[undone wolf]

I once went into full RP mode with my Zealot debating a Veteran who I'm 90% sure was meant to be Ollanius Pius about his oh so heretical faith of

Christianity

[west urchin]

fatshark said they'd add things and then the players lost their fucking minds saying the game was broken and to not waste time adding things, instead fix it now and then when fatshark got done fixing stuff the players were like [incoherent screaming] like these devs cannot win

[undone wolf]

(His name was Ollie)

[tawny hearth]

lol they literally changed the entire design of classes so the whole idea of "subclasses" was no longer a thing... they then gave us 3 subclasses in every class... we literally got the sub classes.

[tawny grail]

Being miserable about everything is part of the meta for some players

[tawny hearth]

the subclasses are the current skill trees lol

[undone wolf]

[tawny hearth]

compared to the old system we actually got more skills per subclass then if "FS kept their word" lmao

[hardy wren]

What’s everyone gonna name their doggies

[somber stream]

But the game was needing some fixing and stuff, it was barebone. Some progression system was much needed, and i'm glad it got added. Though we could also use some new class along side the thing

[tawny hearth]

Ravna after a character from A Fire Upon the Deep

[tawny grail]

Deckard Cainine

[lime beacon]

Concrete

[hardy wren]

Nice

[tawny hearth]

you're gonna have people sitting around your dog to have a listen

[hardy wren]

Is this a Diablo 4 reference

Deckard caine

[tawny grail]

It's a Diablo 1 reference THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[hardy wren]

[tawny hearth]

i was gonna say he's been around

[somber stream]

Great, no new classes but expand on existing archetypes then. Have we seen any new archetype since?

[hardy wren]

I forgot

He has all the stories we want

[tawny hearth]

we literally did get them, if you want to either pretend to not understand or actually not understand then have at it... but we got more expansion then if you got your way. we got more stuff now in reality then in your "ideal circumstance" and if you want to pretend thats not the case have fun

i'm gonna hit heretics

you might also just be parroting a youtuber or someone else online that lied to you

the skill tree format changed... and when it did it allowed for them to release all promised subclasses at once. but its better than promised becasue we can mix and match now AND there is more skill nodes

that all have more impact

[hardy wren]

Imo existing classes got a lot of love

[somber stream]

"We literally did get them"

Same 3 archetype for 4 existing class for the last 3 years
Carry on

[tawny hearth]

no they aren't the same... go look at launch skill trees... then think about how subclasses are just new skill trees and new active abilities... then go look at current skill trees... notice something?

we have the promised subclasses

[hardy wren]

Yes

[tawny hearth]

they are there in the game, have been for a year

[hardy wren]

[tawny hearth]

or more i can't remember

[hardy wren]

So many reworks

Too

[tawny hearth]

its also better this way then the way fatshark originally promised

[hardy wren]

Watching one piece for 8 more hours

[tawny hearth]

because we can mix and match them

FS also loops in players from the community to help with the changes

[west urchin]

yea but facts are players asked for them to focus on that and after they did those same players complain they didn't add new classes like bro

[hardy wren]

This is why I like darktide

The player base requested everything @somber stream

[tawny hearth]

like the ogryn tree is so great because they worked with oggy players

[hidden trout]

i like darktide cuz im good at it

[hardy wren]

[hidden trout]

structure wise the ogryn tree is great

balance of the talents?

[tawny hearth]

hehe we've been good so they gave us nice things

[somber stream]

Point is, they promised a new class for "every quarter". While reworking on existing trees to have a better playing experience is good, that's not equivalent of "adding new thing". Basically the same dish but with different topping.

[hardy wren]

I wish ogryn can restore grenades cuz filthy veterans keep hogging them

You know who u r

[west urchin]

omg you're one of them

[tawny hearth]

no its not... its like being promised a personal pizza and instead getting a $30 pizza thats way more than you thought... and you're choosing to complain about it

[somber stream]

Yes, it's me. John Them

[tawny hearth]

which is silly you silly goose

[hidden trout]

"Point is, they promised a new class for "every quarter"."
they literally scrapped that whole thing because it was unsustainable dev wise, it was too ambitious and the scraps of what was already made was put into the talent trees

[hardy wren]

Some people can’t ever be happy

[hidden trout]

so we did get all that stuff, but in a different form than initially planned

[hardy wren]

U now what we got guys
Sefoni moaning

[slow canyon]

because of me

[tawny hearth]

it wasn't even too ambious tbh... it was just bad design carried over from VT2 and they came up with something better (that they will carry over to VT3 for sure)

[hidden trout]

and once that happened, the original plan was still basically fucked so they just kept going with whatever new way they were doing things

[hardy wren]

Only thing I’d wish they change in darktide is the store

[tawny hearth]

i'm so glad they didn't go through with the orignal plan

this game is so much better with the new skill trees

[hidden trout]

creating an entirely new subclass every 3 months definitely is if you compare it to the release rate of the vt2 careers

[hardy wren]

Open cosmetic store is needed

Not rotational

[hidden trout]

longest wait between careers was 2 years

[tawny hearth]

they basically did that tho, thats why there was the content drought... they DID create the number of subclasses they promised it was just condensed into one release that changed the foundation as well

[slow canyon]

just wait 2 years and we will get 10 different trees for every class

trust

[hidden trout]

i have massive lists of changes to lots of things
i already have a list of nerfs i want arbites to get hit with in areas he's too strong in
the list is like 10+ bullet points long

[tawny hearth]

lol i just want them to do another roguelite mode

[hidden trout]

does include some buffs
like terminus warrant stacks are fucked rn

[hardy wren]

Expeditions

[hidden trout]

that shit is barely usable

[hardy wren]

Expeditions was funnnnn in verm
Bring it to darktide

[fallen tree]

does VT have a lot of boss modes like Karnak twins? i think more of those in DT would be cool

[hidden trout]

you lose a melee stack for every single enemy you hit in a swing

[tawny hearth]

it didn't come for like 4 or 5 years into vt2s life tho i think?

[hidden trout]

in density youll lose all your terminus stacks in a few swings

[slow canyon]

thats

shit

[hardy wren]

Yup

[hidden trout]

yes

[hardy wren]

Unfortunately

[slow canyon]

I thought it was per swing

[hidden trout]

the buffs are great tho, the stacks just need to be made not that

nope

[hardy wren]

I know winds of magic on release was buggy as all shit tho

[hidden trout]

i want it to probably be a 1-1 trade for melee KILLS, and 3-3 trade for ranged KILLS

[tawny hearth]

naw it was perfect... it came right at the time a bunch of people like me were getting a little sick of the game from no lifing it for years

i hope a cool mode can do that for dt down the line as well

[hardy wren]

Darktide is addicting

[hidden trout]

the m1 shotgun would excel with terminus at that point

[tawny hearth]

lol beastmen took forever to get right... and the weaves became a meme

[hidden trout]

killing groups of elites or lessers is its specialty

[slow canyon]

how do u use the shotgun btw

[hidden trout]

which one

[tawny hearth]

oh man i'm gonna have to test shotguns after the patch

[slow canyon]

arbites

[hidden trout]

there 2

3 if you count the shotpistol

[slow canyon]

uh

the good one

(idfk)

[hardy wren]

I still can’t ever justify using shotguns

[hidden trout]

theres 2, 3 if you count the shotpistol

[hardy wren]

I can’t

Like I’m sure they gonna be better but mannnnnnnnnn slow reload gets u killed

[hidden trout]

combat shotguns also buffed to being pretty good

[slow canyon]

I just remember seeing one with an electric shot

[hidden trout]

thats the m1

[slow canyon]

wondering when youd use that

[hidden trout]

it has a wide spread and good mpc and cleave so you can fuck up groups of elites or lesser

[tawny hearth]

all weapons should be used because you have fun with it, fun is the spice you sprinkle on the pained screams of the heretics

[hidden trout]

the special is either just for cc or blessing synergy

since they can get high voltage

you can use it on a crusher to instantly shock them

[tawny hearth]

thats good

[hardy wren]

Ima enjoy the 4 man arbites

4 doggies side by side

[tawny hearth]

8 man

[urban valley]

the other mark has brittleness as a special

[hardy wren]

Oop

8*

[lethal jasper]

What’s the ideal blessings for shotgun

[hardy wren]

Run and gun

[hidden trout]

the m2 is a much tighter spread with great range and accuracy, has amazing finesse so headshots are ideal and benefits a lot from crits

[hidden trout]

which one

[lethal jasper]

M2

[hardy wren]

There’s one that’s run n gun without penalty

[harsh oak]

guys. if I buy arbites dlc will my nephew be able to use him in his other account via steamfamily?

[urban valley]

what's the special on it ?

[hidden trout]

arbites m2 imo wants full bore and punishing salvo

[hardy wren]

I think so

[heady bay]

Patch out yet? 🚬

[fallen tree]

dlc usually carries over with family share

[hardy wren]

No

[hidden trout]

the special is a brittleness round that inflicts 25% brittleness for 8s, and stacks with other sources

[tawny hearth]

if he's also using your base game then yes, i don't think you can share dlc from base game to someone elses base game

[harsh oak]

I hope so. Little fella was nagging my brains out about this arbites

[slow canyon]

well I was able to use someones helldivers 2 dlc before I bought it for myself so I think so yeah

[lethal jasper]

And what about the shock maul and shield combo? What’s the best mark and blessings in your opinion?

[hardy wren]

Cuz u will get a legendary doggie

[fallen tree]

ive done it with dark souls, cities skylines 2, elden ring, so yea hopefully 🙂

[tawny hearth]

lol thats funny because it would lock them out of the account while you use your own game

[slow canyon]

well ye thats the tradeoff

[harsh oak]

I am at work anyway so he has time around from 9-5 to play how much he wants

[slow canyon]

ah wait no u mean

nah gotta clarify

if u own the game but not a dlc it lets u choose which copy u want to use

yours or theirs

if u use yours u wont have the DLC

[hidden trout]

i personally like neither of their movesets so i cant help there
but they have lots of actual blessing choices so its honestly just your preference of high voltage, opportunist, hammerblow, confident strike
can even lean into blocking stuff with those blessings

[slow canyon]

if u choose theirs youll have the dlc

[harsh oak]

he doesn't own darktide anyway he is using my copy with steam family

[weary pilot]

Today

[tawny hearth]

oh you pick it out of the library when you launch that makes sense

[slow canyon]

in helldivers the item would just get removed from your inventory

[untold abyss]

Come up with a good name for the cyber doggo

[slow canyon]

not sure how itd work in this game though

[tawny hearth]

yeah then he'll be able to use it like normal then

[lethal jasper]

Got it. I was thinking the same but was hoping for some help narrowing it down. I’ll just go off preference

Any ammo issues with the m2? @hidden trout shotgun

[harsh oak]

thats nice. he is an ogryn main so I think he just wants arbites cause of shield

and dog

[hidden trout]

not really
as l

as long as youre not firing at everything youll not have many issues

[tawny hearth]

lol the oggy mains are excited about the arbites so this checks out , he looks bashy and has a dog so its win win

[hidden trout]

in havoc you have to be more sparing but its still one of the top ranged options

i just like the shotpistol for havoc more tho

[hardy wren]

I’m curious

[harsh oak]

btw I haven't played havoc yet is it similar to chaos wastes in vermintide 2?

[hardy wren]

Will arbites be a better ogryn

[hidden trout]

no

not at all

[hardy wren]

He has shield . And push

[hidden trout]

its the crush your balls mode

[tawny hearth]

naw its actually closer to weaves outside of the actual match... but inside its like super auric

[void ice]

ayo guyzes

[hidden trout]

id say its the darktide version of weaves, in terms of what its going for, but not implementation

[lethal jasper]

How’s sustained fire and scattershot?

[void ice]

when does the update drop

[lethal jasper]

Also I don’t see a mark 2 on build editor

[harsh oak]

interesting, weaves were shit tho in vt2

[tawny hearth]

they were lol

[hardy wren]

I’d argue havoc is more bearable than weaves

[tawny hearth]

darktides havoc is alot better than weaves

[hardy wren]

They were dookie

Stinky doodoopoopoo weaves

[hidden trout]

not many situations where youd be shooting multiple enemies to proc scattershot with it
sustained fire is great but if im firing multiple shots im typically shooting at a boss and the weakspot damage scaling ends up making punishing a better pick for that

[tawny hearth]

part of me wants to make my arbites some sort of Lexx joke because everyone will be mentioning the Lex

[lethal jasper]

Gotcha.

[hidden trout]

you can pick both of them no problem but i just like full bore cuz its just an easy strength bonus for free

such a tight spread

[harsh oak]

btw I literally came back to darktide from like 2022 when the game just released and it was horrible in matters of gear grinding. Now it is WAY better than VT2 even lol

[untold abyss]

weaves sucks, but chaos wastes > havoc

[lethal jasper]

Sustained salvo and punishing might work then?

[tawny hearth]

well yeah but they aren't made for the same reason... havoc isn't meant to be a game mode that does the job the wastes did... we'll get that later if we do

[weary pilot]

Doesn’t have a rock

[harsh oak]

know you can change whatever stats you want and empower and all that

[tawny hearth]

yeah FS games really get better with age (assuming they live long enough lol)

[harsh oak]

VT2 is still alive and kicking

[tawny hearth]

yeah

[sturdy mist]

Do we know when the patch goes live?

[tawny hearth]

it was one of the ones that stayed alive

[slow canyon]

just like hadron

[tawny hearth]

i was kind of refering to War of the Roses... which is a pre tide series FS game... it died before it could grow lol

[hardy wren]

Fatshark games are peak when given time . Tell me I’m wrong

As much people give them shit
When they cook
They cook

[tawny hearth]

honeslty its why i was excited at DTs release... i was like "man its fun now... in 3 years its gonna be the best FS game to date"

[untold abyss]

you're completely right. this being said, they need to work on the "quality of life" side of their games - too many things requires us to download mods

[harsh oak]

I mean they pretty much lied about launch state

[hidden trout]

havoc is basically a rank ladder mode, completing your rank or higher ranks you up
with each rank, the game adds more hidden modifiers that do thinks like increase enemy damage, hp, spawn caps, horde rates, attack speed, less player toughness, less player health, and more
theres also exclusive modifiers that are meant to be really hard, 2 in rotation currently are ones like elites having a chance to be glowing purple and they heal nearby non-purple enemies for lots of health while theyre alive, and also these rituals activate and speed up as you get near, and you have to kill the cultists to stop the ritual before it finishes to stop them from summoning a daemonhost that fights till it kills 3 people

[lethal jasper]

Anyways I appreciate it. Just theorycrafting a few setups on build editor atm @hidden trout

I’ll experiment with full bore/punishing or sustained/punishing prolly

[tawny hearth]

this is the first tide game i play mod free tbh... the only thing i would want them to add that mods probably have is block while chatting

[hardy wren]

Launches won’t always be perfect this day n age
Look at payday 3 for example

it was dookie poopoo

Unfortunately it’s how things are

[harsh oak]

do rejects get any kind of boon like in vt2 or they stay the same?

[lethal jasper]

Wonder if they’ll get havoc gear

[hardy wren]

No boon but modifiers

[lethal jasper]

Hope they got havoc skins

[harsh oak]

I mean my main reason I stopped playing was because of gear rng

[untold abyss]

nah

[hidden trout]

it doesnt have a progression system like weaves other than the rank
its just grab your best gear and prepare to get shit on

[harsh oak]

I mean it's kinda meh?

CW in that regard is better

[lethal jasper]

Do they have havoc cosmetics for arbites

[hardy wren]

I got my weave skins and dipped that mode

[harsh oak]

enemies were tougher but you could build funny stuff

like endless morgrim bombs with bardin or

[untold abyss]

Havoc is more of a end-game time dump for the vets. chaos waste is more casual and arguably more fun.

I'd say cataclysm + twitch mode in vt2 = havoc in darktide

[tawny hearth]

tide players really like challenges above most things as long as its not done in a silly way... havoc does that... wastes does not

[hardy wren]

Havoc was genuinely fun for me

Weaves was not

[harsh oak]

oh..

[untold abyss]

Havoc is a lot of fun

dont get me wrong

[tawny hearth]

there is kind of a mini version of random leveling up of your character now tho

[hardy wren]

I don’t like to scream skill issue but
Havoc isn’t for everyone

[tawny hearth]

its a mini mode but fun

[harsh oak]

I mean yeah it sounds fun but I thought they would add some kind of layers to it in matter of gear progression within that mode? not meaning you get new items but you get increasingly beafier

[harsh oak]

I haven't played it yet so idk

I am a zealot main

[hardy wren]

u can do havoc with any character

[hidden trout]

i think so? didnt pay too much to cosmetics

many of the penances got fucked for me over there lmao

[harsh oak]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

[harsh oak]

"I am a zealot main"

[lethal jasper]

Gotcha. Hope some of the mods I really need doesn’t break with this update

[hardy wren]

Hopefully there’s a havoc cosmetic for srbites

[untold abyss]

if you buy the deluxe edition of arbites dlc, you'll get a bunch of cosmetics

[tawny hearth]

if they add a mode like that it will be sometime later... we didn't get wastes until like half a decade into the games life for vt2, we'll get other things before we get this games version of wastes

[slow canyon]

whats wastes? dont think I ever got far into VT2

[lethal jasper]

I’m aware. I just don’t want to look like everyone else using the same things

[torn phoenix]

is there a timezone thingy for when the update drops??

[harsh oak]

seperate game mode. rouge-lite

[slow canyon]

around 8 hours 30 mins

[tawny hearth]

basically a roguelite mode where your character would level up with random upgrades as you went through a bunch of FTL like nodes

[torn phoenix]

ah thank

[untold abyss]

fair enough, imo the default doggo looks better than the "deluxe" edition

[hardy wren]

Fatshark L tho
We can’t see everyone’s doggie names

I just remembered

[untold abyss]

fatshark with their quirks, we gotta mod it later

[hardy wren]

It’s defo getting modded in

[tawny hearth]

a very small version of random upgrades is part of the mortis trials tho so you can at least get small tastes of that if you want

[harsh oak]

my dog will be named as Tarzyn

Trazyn*

[tawny hearth]

lol i'm gonna go to bed so i can play as judge dredd sooner

[south jetty]

I'll be working 🫡

wageslave workcels rise up

[tawny hearth]

tell them you got the pox

[south jetty]

no I got no more sick time after hurting my back 😡

[west urchin]

I'm at work rn, I get off at 4am, the dlc releases 7am my time, debating on just staying awake

[south jetty]

Go sleep so you can actually know what's going on

[lethal jasper]

I work from home tomorrow so I’ll play. Then I took Tuesday off

[south jetty]

Right now it's 1:30 am for me. Not sure when the DLC releases but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be either doing laundry or already at work when it does

[west urchin]

look on the bright side, you're giving it time for the server issues to stretch themselves out

[south jetty]

I probably ain't gettin the class til Friday

[hardy wren]

It will be 7 am for u

When release

[south jetty]

yeah I'll be up feeding my cat and doing laundry

[undone wolf]

I believe it to be truly impossible to get ASS with random squads.

[west urchin]

a nice long healthy stretch

[south jetty]

and then I'll be working 1:30 pm -10 pm

[undone wolf]

-# At least on Psyker.

[south jetty]

I should try getting it on my psyker sometime

that's the maelstrom one right

I gotta do more maelstroms anyway so. CADET, LOCK IN. CADET, FALL OUT AND- wait hold on that's not my job

[west urchin]

wait for a I-II, those are super easy, Waves of Specialist Enemies. Monstrous Specialists (Chance that Specialists become weaker Monstrosities

[south jetty]

the day we get people not using the codes is the day we can finally be a decent group of people

[jaunty flax]

From what I gathered the dlc drops 10am EST, but i could be wrong

[south jetty]

someone said 7 am, you say 10 am, either case I'm not gonna be around for it

unfortunately a mfer needs clean socks and work clothes

[west urchin]

the steam dlc page has a countdown, and you can talk to dukane in game for the countdown because havoc is closed with a timer

[south jetty]

I would have never checked because I don't do havoc unless asked

lemme seal the loopholes, asked by a friend, and I feel like trying, and it's a specific friend who has a group ready

[hardy wren]

Steam normally is a little early on releases

[velvet bramble]

How do I link a voice channel? I'm trying to find people to help me with Just a Flesh Wound Penance

[hardy wren]

Than consoles

[hardy wren]

I think u click the channel . Invite . Copy invite link

[south jetty]

right click

[south jetty]

@marsh iris yeah I was talkin about you

🫵

[south jetty]

oh shit a new sticker

[marsh iris]

friends ready, time not

imagine having friends

[nimble glade]

Sure, fren. We can hangout together and purge the heretics!

[humble cedar]

what time does the update drop?

[hardy wren]

7 hours from now

I think

[south jetty]

workaholics 😔

[humble cedar]

I trust anyone with a luffy pfp

[marsh iris]

jorkaholics

[hardy wren]

Jork

[south jetty]

Jork

[marsh iris]

judge jork and his dog, bork

[south jetty]

sweet new emotes

[void ice]

so uh yeah those combat shotgun buffs

any idea how much of a damage increase we're talking here?

[undone wolf]

5 Auric Maelstroms back to back with no deaths

[zinc marsh]

fatshark pls

what is 7 more hours worth?

[woven hill]

so i decided to change the name of my Ogryn

because yeah

and i was like

"huh, they say 'grut' a lot"

[undone wolf]

GRUT GUTT!?

[woven hill]

well, they use it as a substitute for curse words, cause even in the grimdark of 40k, thou shalt not curse

so i changed the name of my Ogryn to Grut-Gutt

effectively naming him Shit-Gut/Fuck-Gut

[thick coyote]

20
20
8

In percentage

Respectively

[woven hill]

wot u want runt

[thick coyote]

Agripina

Zarona

Accatran

So fire shotty still ass

💀

[round mica]

My ogryns name is fork

I'm not even sure my Ogryn knows what a fork is

[hardy wren]

Ogryns r smart trust

Protect lil uns

[woven hill]

protect da lil uns

[elder merlin]

[woven hill]

well

[glass cliff]

When are we getting this update?

[woven hill]

i think i've seen it moreso replacing "fuck" or "bloody/bleeding"

[undone wolf]

Grut Gutt, destroyer of latrines

[woven hill]

shut it runt

(i only jest, i take this moniker with pride)

[hardy wren]

Tommorow is like 7 hours

[round mica]

"Remember that it is the duty of the mighty Adeptus Astartes Chapters and the glorious Imperial Guard to wage the Emperor's wars and the duty of the fearless Imperial Navy to guard the Emperor's spaceways, but it is to his loyal servants the Adeptus Arbites that His Divine Majesty in His infinite wisdom entrusts the most sacred duty of all - Keeping in check the lawless heretic rabble that passes itself off as the Emperor's worthy subjects."

[hardy wren]

For me it’s already tommroow

[jovial pine]

I am da lex

[round mica]

IN 7 HOURS WE WILL BRING LAW AND ORDER TO ATOM PRIME! WE WILL SHOW THESE FITHLY HERITCS THE MIGHTY HAMMER OF THE EMPEROR AND STRIKE THEM DOWN!

[zenith merlin]

darktide 3rd anniversary we will see the day of ascension

[outer jasper]

farttide

[round mica]

WE ARE THE LEX!

[undone wolf]

kinda like how you shit it?

[spare lynx]

guy runs backwards in auric
gets jumped by poxhound 2 rooms back while we're fighting a CS
dies
leaves

y

[zenith merlin]

heresy players wandered into auric

[spare lynx]

last 2 games have had people who get so focused on killing every mob behind us

[hardy wren]

Nice

All heretics must be purged

[undone wolf]

Let them come to you. They will.

[spare lynx]

Heretics inbetween me and my objective must be purged

all else feeds khorne

Do not give in to petty bloodlust

[round mica]

this sounds like Heresy

[spare lynx]

literally the opposite lol

[undone wolf]

ALL. Must be purged.

[round mica]

now this

[undone wolf]

And they will be, in due time.

[round mica]

this is perfect

[undone wolf]

B u t .

One should not run two rooms back to beat up the Dreg Shitflinger when there is a PLAGUE OGRYN in the process of POUNDING YOUR TEAM INTO SOUP

[spare lynx]

Listen, once we finish extracting all the important stuff from Tertium then we can exterminatus

[undone wolf]

NO.

EXTERMINATUS UNNECESSARY.

[spare lynx]

I'm surprised they let us back on the mourningstar after we get swallowed by a BoN

[round mica]

I would rather have the pleasure of ripping a FILTHY HERTIC LIMP BY LIMP WITH MY OWN HANDS

[lime beacon]

They just let us stand next to a zealot with beacon for 3 minutes and we’re good to go

[spare lynx]

Ogryn brass knuckles, when?

[limber pivot]

Is there a known time for the update?

[marsh iris]

it was just a quick gargle

[round mica]

7 hours in EU time

[spare lynx]

How long in NA time?

[round mica]

I have

no clue lol

[inland mantle]

Still the same time 7 hrs till it drops

[compact adder]

Check the DLC page on steam.

[spare lynx]

Does time move differently in Europe?

[limber pivot]

7 from now?

[inland mantle]

9am EST

[velvet shale]

1 american hour are approximatly 2,51 euro hours

[spare lynx]

Ah, that's why America is still in the 1950s

[limber pivot]

I see thank you

[hybrid vault]

if you are on steam just check the DLC release time to see how many hours left

[spare lynx]

If you have both shield weapons do you swap out the shield or just the weapon when changing?

[slow canyon]

you can also just hop ingame and itll tell you in the char select screen

7H 36M

[hybrid vault]

havent log in for 1 month

[jovial pine]

wtf so it's 7 am pst now?

[round mica]

I NEED IT NOW

I MUST SLAY THE HERITICS

I MUST BRING LAWWWWWW

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hybrid vault]

they will never release somthing sooner to make player happy

[compact adder]

It's 08:26 in Sweden right now, too. FS probably aren't even at the office yet.

[spare lynx]

The rejects have a lot of variety in names

I feel like I'm gonna see so many Dredd, Law, or Karl's

[lime beacon]

Huh I thought release was 10 Swedish time

[slow canyon]

no idea ingame it just says in 7 hours 21 mins

[lime beacon]

I guess Swedes release major dlc right before they go home for the day

[slow canyon]

might have to do with when the servers are most active tbh

since

I doubt peak playtime is like 4 in the morning NA time

[lime beacon]

It might be for this

[round mica]

I'm having withdraws from not killing hertics

[slow canyon]

wanna join me in killing the heretic twins?

or did u mean havoc

[ebon moth]

Chat I'm stuck

[safe adder]

is it out yet

[slow canyon]

:perfect...

[ebon moth]

Do I choose between the Maul personality or the uhh

[limber pivot]

Na like 6.5 hours

[thorn wedge]

I work nightshift, what time does fat shark consider "the 23rd"?

[boreal vigil]

Most gruelling wait

[round mica]

Any

I just want to slay some flithy sinners

[boreal vigil]

Whenever Sweden is

[ebon moth]

or the Authoritarian personality

[limber pivot]

You can change voices now right?

[ebon moth]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-RXe86Xbbq4 him saying 'attend Malcador's word' is hype as fuck

[slow canyon]

well join me off the code in my name if u want, Im gonna spam either rolling or orthus offensive since I need to grind games on ogryn

[thorn wedge]

I have to do my duty and play ogryn so people can have non arbites conversations

[tawny grail]

This game plans to unlock in approximately 7 hours

[ebon moth]

I don't want to turn my guy's brain into soup

[hardy wren]

No

[ebon moth]

don't trust that oskar krall guy

[boreal vigil]

Will be diabolical if they hit us with a maintenance

[slow canyon]

I have to do my duty and play ogryn so I can max out all class penances...

[hardy wren]

[limber pivot]

Idk I'm like 900 hours in and thinking of changing all my rejects personalities

[ebon moth]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5I3zt-VO8uY This one is also fucking peak

[limber pivot]

Kinda just go with what resonates the most at character creation

[slow canyon]

I prefer the one where youre called fatherless

[ebon moth]

Yeah that one is also funny

[safe adder]

if i catch anyone in my matches NOT playing Arbites they are getting reported

[ebon moth]

the lex supports this action..

[safe adder]

its just blatant heresy

[hardy wren]

I support this

If u mistreat doggie
U get banned

[spare lynx]

Someone's gotta play not-arbites so that we can hear more interactions

[hardy wren]

Doggie abuse is not tolerated

[round mica]

Is it the update out at midnight?

[hardy wren]

Ugh

@round mica 7 hours

[restive walrus]

No next week

[gleaming swan]

PATCHTIME WHEN

[compact adder]

7h 16m

[cosmic burrow]

15 o'clock CEST

[gleaming swan]

Nice, thank you guys

[short spindle]

Oh ffs

[marsh iris]

bad news guys

[upper citrus]

So we going from I AM A WARRIOR, to I AM THE LEX

[lime beacon]

What

[upper citrus]

Is not out yet

[marsh iris]

😔

[round mica]

I'm foaming at the mouth. I NEED MY LAW

I NEED ORDER

[spare lynx]

I AM THE LAWN

[tawdry bolt]

Are contracts shared between characters?

[spare lynx]

no

[graceful drift]

I need a coffee

[south jetty]

I got the shitpost art done time to sleep

[thick fog]

No all class have different contracts

[tawdry bolt]

Gotcha, ty

[thick fog]

But the melk coins are account shared

[graceful drift]

And melk shop is kinda useless

[tawdry bolt]

Yes, that's why I thought perhaps contracts were shared too. Thanks

[thick fog]

Been grinding a lot of melk coins for when Arbites finally drops

[tawdry bolt]

Same!

[restive walrus]

I’ll melk your coin in a minute kiddo

So watch out

[thick fog]

I am going to coin in your melk

[graceful drift]

I mean, it can save some money and mats if you find a good curio and weapons already leveled

[delicate vapor]

W

C

[restive walrus]

She melk my coin till I arbites

[graceful drift]

But it was way more useful before the update from a year ago, when the weapon perks were random

And melk is a jerk

[restive walrus]

I’ve got like 400 hours worth of melk coin shit I’ve never used so it might be dope

[hardy wren]

I hope everyone saved up materials to upgrade weapons for arbi

[restive walrus]

She jerk my melk till I coin

🔥✍️🔥

[mossy solstice]

So when exactly the new update drops? Same time the dlc goes on sale? Or what

[restive walrus]

7 hours

[hardy wren]

7 hours is all u gotta wait

[final shore]

That's 8 too many

[mossy solstice]

But I don't wanna wait, boss

[restive walrus]

But that’s like..time and stuff

[hardy wren]

Go to sleep

Go to gym

Do something

[timber marten]

Dlc delayed till next week

[mossy solstice]

I have work to do that I'm too lazy to do

[graceful drift]

It's the same feeling as waiting for Christmas when We were a child

[slow canyon]

anyonew ants to kill karnak twins until arbites drops?

[final shore]

I will wait, thanks

[remote sluice]

Hydrate, Eat food, Prepare

[restive walrus]

Kill Karnak for 7 hours???

[slow canyon]

yes we are 3/4

[restive walrus]

Ur fucken crazy lmao

[hidden trout]

now may be your last chance to do it for a while

[hardy wren]

Ur high af

[graceful drift]

Oh, uh, will the server be down for a bit ?

[hardy wren]

If u gonna fight twins for 7 hours

[hardy wren]

We don’t know

Unfortunately

[south jetty]

If they did that I wouldn't mind personally since paycheck is Friday

[restive walrus]

80% chance for don’t show up to work tomorrow

[slow canyon]

I need to get 100 games as ogryn

[hardy wren]

if u don’t have money for dlc
Rememebrr that there are glorious old ladies in the world that need some love

[slow canyon]

and ive already fought em for 3 days straight when I was maxing out all weapons

whats 7 hours more?

[hardy wren]

It don’t hurt til u try it

[hybrid vault]

where can I find those ladies?

[hardy wren]

https://tenor.com/view/beijos-gif-14230693

[restive walrus]

Imbed fail kill em

[spare lynx]

Arbites nuts!

[hardy wren]

Arbites

Arbies
We have

The meats

[spare lynx]

Ha! Goteem

[graceful drift]

Arbeeeeetis

[south jetty]

Yeah they can get that elsewhere. I'll serve em hotdogs at work though

di-arbites

[compact adder]

Ourbutties.

[south jetty]

nice

Arbooties

Artitties

[hardy wren]

Red rocket the dog

Isa joke

[graceful drift]

Arbitises in plural

[south jetty]

Arbenis

wait

huh

what

[hardy wren]

Woah

[south jetty]

huh???? what was that

[compact adder]

Arbeepis.

[hardy wren]

A typo

I’d bet

[restive walrus]

She hop my arbites
Got em all on my line
These girls gonna get diabetes
All on farsharks dime

[pallid blade]

Must've been the wind

[restive walrus]

Thoughts on my rap

[hardy wren]

Shakespeare

[round mica]

Ar-diabetes

[restive walrus]

Really entangled me neurons there thank you

[south jetty]

fire, bars

[stable canopy]

Shakespeare is back

[south jetty]

at least you didn't entangle the testiculars

[hardy wren]

So everyone gonna have their character with the squeaky voice

[south jetty]

I'm gonna pick the most British male one

[compact adder]

Arsqueakies.

[south jetty]

I'm sure this will be a challenge

[restive walrus]

Entangle the testiculars
Man I don’t screw with the particulars

Ah..I got nothing

[graceful drift]

John arbites

And his dog gorfield

[grizzled hornet]

what time does the update drop

[graceful drift]

Never

[compact adder]

6h 44m

[graceful drift]

Arbites cancel

[pallid blade]

updates never happen

[graceful drift]

What update

[compact adder]

Nothing. Come back tomorrow.

[hardy wren]

Imagine we wait the 6 hours and
Then devs. Say
Maintenance for two hours

[compact adder]

[graceful drift]

Bro wake up, it's 2002, you've been in a coma for 5 years

[south jetty]

Now why would I do something so peculiar?
I'd rather be cookin' somethin' spectacular

[graceful drift]

Darktide, arbites, what are you talking about ? Come on, wake up we're gonna play Pokémon red

[south jetty]

i need to fuckin sleep dude

[remote sluice]

You have 6 hours

[south jetty]

I saw buff shirtless Doom Guy and my brain is spinning the toilet bowl

[graceful drift]

Interesting

[south jetty]

I ain't gettin the DLC until Friday and I won't be able to play at all today

[hardy wren]

It’s ok. Reinforcements are always welcome at any time

Even if we dead already

[hardy wren]

[delicate hinge]

dlc out at 1pm UTC?

[glossy bear]

6 more hours

[inland nexus]

Maybe

[glossy bear]

Im utc +2

[upper citrus]

I AM THE CLAW

[glossy bear]

Which means for me 4 pm

[inland nexus]

I am in New Jersey

[glossy bear]

Im the LEX

[graceful drift]

I'm in your wall

[delicate hinge]

then 2pm UTC ic

[compact adder]

It is 2002. Games Workshop shares are still under three GBP each. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers has released to box office success and everyone's seen it. Your parents still own their own home. You plug in Kingdon Hearts on your Play Station 2. Your mum brings you OJ and cookies. You don't know what a 401K is. Life is good.

[upper citrus]

I AM T REX

🦖

[graceful drift]

Ok that's too real, and that hurts a bit.

[compact adder]

Tyrranosaurus Lex.

[south jetty]

I am the Sex Imperialis

I think I done spelled that right

[upper citrus]

I AM THE SEX

[pallid blade]

"Do not resist"

[graceful drift]

Keyboard is drunk

[south jetty]

[south jetty]

there are also gnomes

[pallid blade]

gnomes are in fact real

[graceful drift]

Yeaaaay

[south jetty]

Yeah- hey wait a minute

👁️

[graceful drift]

I love gnomes

Funny

[compact adder]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[upper citrus]

NAAAAAH

[south jetty]

👁️👄 👁‍🗨

[marsh iris]

"no safe word officer?"

https://tenor.com/view/fun-this-is-where-the-fun-begins-anakin-skywalker-revenge-of-the-sith-star-wars-gif-26313467

[final shore]

No embed Garut?

[south jetty]

HHRRRR GHGHRRRR GRRRRRR05895TFHFKLFJFL GRRRRRRRRRRRR RHRHRHRRH

[graceful drift]

Ye

[compact adder]

The safe word is 'harder.'

[round mica]

RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHSFDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[south jetty]

grhahrhaG HRRRR HRRGRRRRRRRRRRRR HRRGHRHHRHHGSLFNLSFNFLH SNFRRRFHSFLFHR SLRPRSLRGFSG

[pallid blade]

Most sane Tertium resident

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/straining-gif-6190466

[thorn wedge]

I sorta wish darktide had some way to sync mods like ffxiv does just because I wanna hear what people make their "your fucked" box messages in a few months

[marsh iris]

open dog-class chat for them

[thorn wedge]

I haven't a clue how that witchcraft works though

[hardy wren]

Someone asked if they give red rocket the dog

[glossy shore]

When is the Arbites coming in?

[graceful drift]

August

[hardy wren]

6 hours

[thorn wedge]

Next week

[graceful drift]

2026

[thorn wedge]

Depending on what time zone your in

[upper citrus]

Just be in the correct timezone

[glossy shore]

[compact adder]

My in? Nice, never had one before.

[graceful drift]

There's a timer in game

And on steam

[upper citrus]

Like why are you in the wrong timezone just move

[south jetty]

And, as one gentleman of great genius would presume, your mother's abode?

[tawdry bolt]

Is that an educated guess or official countdown?

[thick coyote]

Poor choice for a safeword

💀

[upper citrus]

Check the dlc page

[graceful drift]

Do you think rejects brush their teeth

[south jetty]

I'd hope so

[marsh iris]

they brush each other's teeth with each other's teeth

[compact adder]

You're right. The best one is meatloaf: I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

[upper citrus]

Or else

[hardy wren]

Steam page has a countdown

[lime beacon]

Ogryns probably have to brush with a toilet scrubber

[graceful drift]

Ew

[lime beacon]

Or a Brillo pad tied to a stick

[upper citrus]

Or with a zealot

[hardy wren]

Ogryns got a big wanker so the ladies love them

[tawdry bolt]

Just saw it now, thanks

[south jetty]

Zealots brush with a toothbrush made of scriptures of cleansing

[hardy wren]

@south jetty valid

[lime beacon]

That’s true

[south jetty]

that is a big babyman

leave him alone

[graceful drift]

While shouting stuff on the emperor

[lime beacon]

Ogryn schlongs are so long, they drag on the floor behind them when they walk

They have to tie them like a belt

[hardy wren]

That doesn’t sound comfortable @lime beacon

[gaunt palm]

I come changed as a person

[round mica]

I want to kill myself hearing this

[heavy drum]

Is Arbites out???

[gaunt palm]

Smite is really just situational

[marsh iris]

boof arf

[south jetty]

Never kill yourself. Make others pay for their insolence instead

[upper citrus]

Yes

[graceful drift]

Yes arbites out

It's been a week

[compact adder]

AND SCRUB OFF THE EMPEROR'S GINGIVITIS? !

[heavy drum]

what tge helly

[gaunt palm]

Khorne doesn't care from where the blood flows-

[south jetty]

You must survive if not only to eventually surpass the ne'er-do-wells

[marsh iris]

dont kill yourself, make them regret

[hardy wren]

6 hours

[upper citrus]

Yeah, go buy it

[graceful drift]

Nah it's out in 6 hours

[compact adder]

6.5 hrs

[graceful drift]

6 or 5

[round mica]

If they release Arbites right now I will give fat shark such good head

[graceful drift]

Or 4!

[south jetty]

That's NURGLE'S gumrot you fool

[graceful drift]

Maybe Never!

[upper citrus]

What if i*** make them release it

[lime beacon]

Arbites give head with all teeth

[south jetty]

How do you know.

🗒️ ✍️

[round mica]

[lime beacon]

Heard it through the grapevine

[graceful drift]

So no head ?

🛹

[round mica]

I WANT MY LAW

[south jetty]

but not the poison ivy vine, I see

[marsh iris]

they practice with their ribbed maul

[south jetty]

I wanna make a sexy dumbass Imperium cop after I make my stupid joke one

I'm going to objectify him so hard my brain will fall out through my nose

[graceful drift]

Guys we're gonna play on sedition all over again

[compact adder]

The himbo of the Lex Imperialis.

[south jetty]

I'll make him old

[compact adder]

Arbitrator Kronk.

[marsh iris]

they removed sedition 😔

[south jetty]

nah he'd be a jock

[pallid blade]

Nuh uh they are killing sedition

[south jetty]

Himbos are kind. Jocks aren't

[graceful drift]

Ah

[pallid blade]

what will we do now

[graceful drift]

Well

[south jetty]

My psyker is the himbo

[hardy wren]

Watch everyone play damnation wanting to be carried

[graceful drift]

What's the next after sedition then

[compact adder]

Damnation will be a lex-less place.

[round mica]

I feel like we're all getting blue balls waiting for the Arbites

[south jetty]

malice

[marsh iris]

uprsiingg

[south jetty]

I'm getting thirsty