general-chat

[sleek harness]

Right?

[small falcon]

can sefoni run cyberpunk 2077

[sleek lotus]

I mean, the cutthroat "knows the price" of war or whatever and he's a massive pain

[fast cosmos]

Yeah, well, the fatalist is the only one that's likely to be any degree of "nice"

[fiery crystal]

Yeah but the way it’s contrasted with the “by the book” and “antisocial” makes it very obviously the most empathetic one (relatively speaking ofc)

[pallid trench]

No because what dumbass literally does that

names kid horus heresy
Surprised when he does the horus heresy

What did GW mean by this

[thick coyote]

Onslaught was renamed

It's Weight of Fire now

Don't confuse Onslaught (old name for a blessing) with Onslaught (Veteran Talent)

[elder merlin]

[fast cosmos]

More gameplay tomorrow for Arbites

Gonna be lit

[restive edge]

Been wondering, why do laser rifles have recoil?

[fast cosmos]

laser combusts the air upon leaving the barrel

conservation of momentum and all that shit

[restive edge]

Lasers don't do that though

[lapis tusk]

Who am i making next ogryn or psyker

[restive edge]

Og best boi

[long trench]

What is even the mechanism for making lasers? Just electricity from a battery?

[tawny grail]

Rule of cool

[fast cosmos]

idk man i aint write the stuff

[restive edge]

Shoots photons focused by mirrors according to google ai.

[jovial pine]

yeah but she probably struggles with path tracing and other gfx mods

[tawny grail]

She never upgraded past a 4090 to keep hardware PhysX support but she still gets the job done

[trim sleet]

Hi all, so my group and I have cleared havoc level 20 and 21. Thought this would be a good chance to ask the higher havoc level players some advice you knew before going into higher clearance levels?

we’re all on same havoc level and grinding together

[fast cosmos]

Stick. Together.

[trim sleet]

We’ve been doing this since havoc 15.

We did the auric maelstrom boost thingo.

[round mica]

this guys just blatantly wrong, you want to maintain a safe 6 feet distance to not spread any of nurgles curses

[modest flume]

Make sure the veteran doesn't magdump his weapon into hordes

He can melee just like the rest of you

[fast cosmos]

Yes. Funnel ammo to vet, make sure someone is focusing down bombers/gunners

[modest flume]

His weapon is for specialists and gunners first

[trim sleet]

I am the vet and have been strictly reserving my ammo for any health bars I see appear.

[fast cosmos]

You playing with an Ogryn/

?

[tawny grail]

If you're playing with a defined group this whole time you've already got a big boost just from that too

[trim sleet]

I am the veteran. Our team comp is 2 psyker, 1 Oggy, 1 vet.

[trim sleet]

And all on comms too.

[slow canyon]

ey does anyone mind helping me with a zealot penance, "just a flesh wound" gotta go around half dead the entire match basically

[modest flume]

What are the Psykers running?

[fast cosmos]

Then yeah, can't stress enough how important it is for you or someone else to utterly FUCK any and all gunners the second it's convenientt.

Because they will chew your Ogryn up and spit him the fuck out.

[trim sleet]

1 shriek, 1 sanctuary, both have seers presence. One brain burst and one assail.

[modest flume]

Staves?

[trim sleet]

Both inferno staff.

[modest flume]

ah

[fast cosmos]

Have one run something else

Don't need two

[modest flume]

One could run Voidblast with Rending Shockwave to juice up team damage

[fast cosmos]

^

Lightning wouldn't be terrible either but yeah, voidblast with shockwave would go hard.

[trim sleet]

Is blast the ball or floor aoe?

I forgor.

[modest flume]

Ogryn can do whatever he wants since he's Ogryn and he can kill thing by breathing at them

Floor AoE

[trim sleet]

Ok yes yes good, taking notes

Gonna host a team meeting tonight for sure

[modest flume]

But as Vet, your job is to greet the specialists with a firm handshake, and any gunners after that

But don't neglect melee as well

[fast cosmos]

But yeah. Stick together, play as a team always, look out for one another/cover each other's weaknesses. Ogryn should be hugging flame psyker/whoever is casting bubble.

[modest flume]

Random poxer behind the Ogryn? You can kill him

[fast cosmos]

And clearing Monstrosities

[modest flume]

Armor attacking the Ogryn? Poke their backs

[fast cosmos]

What is your Ogryn running?

[modest flume]

Don't be afraid to re-position to better spots as well

[trim sleet]

I’ve always been top dmg/kill with specialists and bosses so I think I have that covered.

[modest flume]

Good man

[trim sleet]

Shield/ maul, taunt, box of grenades, heavy hitter.

And rumbler as ranged.

Forgot what his aura is though

[modest flume]

Alright, bog standard Ogryn, not bad

[fast cosmos]

Yes, not bad.

[modest flume]

But yeah, Havoc is more a game sense check than anything

[fast cosmos]

He should be looking to use taunt basically on cooldown

And to disrupt disablers

[amber shale]

Did the Horus Heresy become evil just because he went bald?

[fast cosmos]

Like mutants/Ogryn charges/chaos spawn grabs

[trim sleet]

Just these past few games, I’ve always been 200+ kills on any specialists/ elites.

[fast cosmos]

I use my taunt sometimes in the off chance a mutant grabs a teammate

It helps more than you'd think

[modest flume]

My man

[fast cosmos]

Or a chaos spawn grabs one, or a plogryn is rushing us

Are you throwing your grenades off cooldown?

[modest flume]

Are you running smokes or frags?

[fast cosmos]

Assuming you're regenerating one every minute

[trim sleet]

Also for context, I am running power sword, plasma gun, survivalist, bleednades, focus fire, shout

And yes I Regen 1 per min

[modest flume]

Yeah then you're set

[fast cosmos]

Good man

Yeah you should be throwing frags ON COOLDOWN

[trim sleet]

Shout with +50 toughness, not pickup

[fast cosmos]

Don't save them. Just use them every chance you get.

[modest flume]

Learn the modifiers and how icky they can be, and you guys should be fine honestly

As mentioned earlier, having a pre-set team is already pretty much a springboard for Havoc

[fast cosmos]

Yes

Being able to communicate properly is huge for havoc

[modest flume]

Honestly? Team comp sounds solid, but if Psyker #1 is running inferno staff, then #2 using Rending Trauma staff would be juicing #1's damage like crazy

You can use double inferno staff but it'd be less overlap

[jovial pine]

this is your fault somehow

[trim sleet]

I saved a couple scoreboards, I’ll post here, for context this is with two inferno staffs both running blaze away, extra crit chance on peril.

[jovial pine]

embed fail.gif

[modest flume]

No need, I already know they're ripping the heretics a new one

[sleek harness]

Whot

[modest flume]

Two new ones, even

[sleek harness]

[trim sleet]

Looking back at the scoreboards, one psyker does have considerably less damage then the rest of us.

[slow canyon]

ey does anyone mind helping me with a penance rq, gotta be in a private game apparently

[modest flume]

But the higher you go in Havoc, the bigger the hordes and the higher the mass and health the enemies get

[small falcon]

I would think if she can think up the mortis trials she would probably be able to run cyberpunk

[fast cosmos]

Two inferno staffs aren't necessary though. It's like running an inferno staff with a purgation flamer.

[trim sleet]

Them being on 300k, we’re all like 600-700k

[modest flume]

Rending Trauma trivializes that completely

[fast cosmos]

The other Psyker would be better off using one of the other staffs.

[trim sleet]

Ok I’ll be sure to bring that up as something to test

[jovial pine]

almost certainly yeah

[fast cosmos]

The Ogryn could consider using a branx too

The branx goes crazy

That's what I run in my havocs

[modest flume]

If Inferno Psyker #1 wants a little more range, they can run a soulblaze Trauma as well

[trim sleet]

We’re using shield and maul so he can crouch/ block and I can peek through his shield and then duck out, kill, duck back in.

[sleek harness]

Mind explaining?

[fast cosmos]

Not necessary if he's taunting.

[sleek harness]

[fast cosmos]

But that's fine

If it's working for you guys

[trim sleet]

He does have the taunt on block too

[stable acorn]

Are mods allowed? I heard someone mention it

[trim sleet]

So I guess you’re right

[jovial pine]

just joke. shinigxmi left too and that is similarly your fault

[jovial pine]

yes

[tawny grail]

Mods from Nexus are all good

[sleek harness]

Who is Shiningximi

[trim sleet]

Yes, but devs take no responsibility if something happens to your game and you have mods enabled

[sleek harness]

[jovial pine]

wow....wow........

[stable acorn]

Alright, thanks lads

[fast cosmos]

Yeah taunt on block is good for slab I guess. I don't know, I run the Branx so I can't comment too much on the shield.

[trim sleet]

I run the karsolas on my Oggy

[fast cosmos]

I am a skull crusher freak

[tawny grail]

Taunt on block is super
An automatic "get over here" for ranged

[trim sleet]

But since neither of my team mates want to be responsible for specialist killing, they handed me that mantle.

[fast cosmos]

Rip

[trim sleet]

But I’ve enjoyed it a lot

Doing a whole 180 to give a trapper a new hole to breath out of is satisfying

[upper citrus]

Freaky

[sleek lotus]

...what...

[young verge]

your teammates are cowards

[tawny grail]

Ohhhhh I thought that post might just scroll away and be forgotten about

[trim sleet]

Ok I need to head into work but my DMs are open if anyone has more havoc advice! Thank you all!

[snow ledge]

Astropath Palase, has intercepted some worrying reports from Hive Demetrium, eternally the enemies of mankind have gnawed the God-Emperor's great work, but now the enemy turns it's baleful gaze upon this world and the sub-sector, we will not let them befoul this bastion of His light, we are of the Emperor's Holy Inquisition, We are His Divine Judgement, and none shall escape our sight.

I shall be sending you into the Hive Spire, start your investigation there and work your way down, determine the extent of the corruption, and drive the filth from this world, raise their strongholds, and any that have fallen from the Emperor's Grace.

Choose your allies carefully, we know not who is tainted and who is still loyal

High Inquisitor Varax.```

this is a call for my Dark Heresy 2e game, focusing on Investigation, Socialising, and Combat, there is some homebrew, as I'm adding elements from the older systems, So far we only have Only War, but I plan to add Xeno PC options in soon, If you'd like to join in for a session 0 feel free to DM me

Restriction: please be from Europe, just for ease of timezones

looking for 5-7 players, 3 spots filled

(appologies if this isn't the right channel for this)

[young verge]

[maiden pike]

is there a way to check mission history?

[trim sleet]

With scoreboard mod, yes

[jovial pine]

scoreboard mod. aka no

[south jetty]

don't mind the edgelord

[sleek lotus]

Sadly we can't these days

[south jetty]

homie looking like this RN

[sleek lotus]

"those people" aren't as afraid as they should be with their views

[fast cosmos]

wtf

[sleek lotus]

Tbh irl does make me want to play the dlc less

[south jetty]

@zealous perch let's do this together

[fast cosmos]

wym?

[sleek lotus]

Idk how much I can say lol

[south jetty]

use the tool.

[fast cosmos]

dlc is gonna be awesome

[jovial pine]

just dont talk about it right now cuz the mods miggt show up

[sleek lotus]

@zealous perch

[jovial pine]

that guy makes troubling posts sometimes, he knows what hes doing

mod mail must be messaged

might be some rules for how to message it idk

[round mica]

Good Evening ALL YOU GOOD FOR NOTHINGS

[south jetty]

fresh and friendly reminder that this universe is satirical in nature

[south jetty]

Already done

[sleek lotus]

I think I've done it aha

[outer jasper]

What’s happening chat?

[snow ledge]

what?

[amber shale]

What?

[jovial pine]

whatters in chat

[fast cosmos]

i don't see how what manfred said was troubling or bad

[jovial pine]

i mean dont you know what he was referencing

[fast cosmos]

no

[modest flume]

That's a good question where it goes, best bet would be to ask one of the mods

[gloomy summit]

Guys I think they're dropping bots in our games.. I don't believe humans with hundreds of levels can play so bad that they can't even push bursters...

[jovial pine]

prote = protestors

there are liberal leaning protests going wild in the usa rn

[fast cosmos]

HA

[jovial pine]

to be fair sometimes you literally can't push them

[modest flume]

Legendary @misty trench , Conquerer of the Lands, where doth one posteth?

[gloomy summit]

It's not that rare case

[amber shale]

Sounds threatening

[fast cosmos]

yeah idk if that's what he meant or not

[jovial pine]

it is

[sleek lotus]

The original comment was...well

[fast cosmos]

ugh still 6 minutes unil brunt refreshes

[sleek lotus]

I mean, yeah some people want 40k to be real, let's just say that

[amber shale]

Just one look at that profile. Some people just dont like free speech or satire

[jovial pine]

eh this is why we shouldnt get into it at all

[fast cosmos]

btw how do we use emotes in game?

[jovial pine]

i dont even know

you cant do it in a mission tho

[amber shale]

Prefer 30k pre-heresy yeeeez

[sleek lotus]

Pfft

[amber shale]

Are you sad?

[fast cosmos]

oh i figured it out @ emotes

[jovial pine]

why cant we all just be cute and pop

[south jetty]

We and the mods are aware. Just report it when you see it to the Modmail via DM and they're pretty good at taking care of it once it's brought to their attention

[sleek lotus]

I am quite sad that so many are filled with hate yes

[jovial pine]

[pastel raven]

[amber shale]

Stop being sad

[jovial pine]

it's one thing to disagree with the things and it's another thing to jokingly(?) say you wanna kill the thing doers

[amber shale]

Isnt that what we are supposed to do with heretics? Are you not hyped for the new Arbites DlC?

[pastel raven]

I'll be hyped when I see the actual skill tree and gameplay

[fast cosmos]

tomorrow i hope

[sleek lotus]

Find love for your fellows please

Not bigotry and ignorance

[modest flume]

Not like me, I love you

[amber shale]

Sounds like heresy

[fiery crystal]

I’d prob just stop engaging with the blatant troll

[fast cosmos]

both curios in bruntts refresh is +2 stamina

[sleek lotus]

Fair

[fast cosmos]

excuse me while i have a mental breakdown

[amber shale]

So much chaos corruption in here

[sullen robin]

time 2 use melk dollars

[fiery crystal]

Melk bucks

[amber shale]

Inquisitors! Purge this heresy

[fiery crystal]

Bro still rage baiting 😭

[round mica]

what did i miss out on

whos rage baiting

[snow ledge]

the orks

WAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-orks-warhammer-grimgor-gif-16373998565401411320

[modest flume]

Slaneeshi daemons baiting Khorne daemons to an arm wrestle

[snow ledge]

gifs not allowed what the sod

[round mica]

failed embed. loser.

[snow ledge]

i think gifs are banned in this channel

[round mica]

yeah they are idk why

same with pictures

[fiery crystal]

[snow ledge]

likely to prevent spam

[slow canyon]

anyone minds helping me with a penance, gotta do it in a private game

[round mica]

its really annoying to the whole 12 people who use the darktide discord

[snow ledge]

which penance?

[slow canyon]

zealot "just a flesh wound"

[hexed horizon]

is it safe to assume weapon blessings/dumps on the veteran guide work for other classes as well?

[slow canyon]

I saved the train mission so it should be p quick

[round mica]

for the most part

its mainly personal preference

[slow canyon]

unless train mission doesnt count for that penance then screw myself ig

[snow ledge]

that's the one where you're at min health but never get downed?

[slow canyon]

nah just be at less than 1 wound of hp for 75% of the time

doesnt say anything about being downed

[round mica]

kind of kind of not with blessings

if its the same family of weapons then yes if not no

[slow canyon]

well and gotta beat the mission in under 20 mins

[snow ledge]

let me grab some snacks then I'll help

[slow canyon]

ty

[hexed horizon]

thanks. is there a newer/better source of info for psyker than the psyker atheneum?

[round mica]

not that i know of, i play all classes except for psyker lol

[hexed horizon]

hah alright, thanks much

[round mica]

failed to send a message TWICE because of emoji spam

thats brazy sauce

[amber shale]

Ice ice baby

[sleek lotus]

Rat attack!🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

[round mica]

AAANNND he accidentally sent two crying emojis then edited it out

OOOOOOOHHHHH my god

[sleek lotus]

That represents the sorrow of the rats

[ancient violet]

Who?

[round mica]

silly satyr

[ancient violet]

Yes

[fiery crystal]

The rats pity themselves

[amber shale]

When did the Imperium of man get so emotional?

[fiery crystal]

Skaven man

It’s the skaven

[upper citrus]

The damn rats

[thick fog]

The PTSD triggers

[fiery wave]

Stares at Psyker mains chat.

[fast cosmos]

STAND AND DIE PROTOCOL

[low hemlock]

When Cadia fell

[fast cosmos]

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID

hate to glaze cadia bc it gets glazed all the time but, cadians are built different. still were fighting even as planetary chunks separated

that's bad ass

[marsh iris]

broke ahh planet

[neat salmon]

I need solo mode so bad for my Arbitrator

[stark bobcat]

mod

[minor narwhal]

mold

[modest flume]

mood

[thick coyote]

Moo

[next tiger]

What 💔

[fast cosmos]

mod

[neon zinc]

I wonder if the arbites deluxe pack revolver is a new weapon altogether or just a old timey revolver

Cause if it's a regular revolver I'm deffo getting the deluxe

[twilit seal]

Shotgun revolver

[fast cosmos]

Looks like an executioner style revolver

Shottgunny

[marsh iris]

i think it comes with the shield?

[neon zinc]

I think the shield is interchangeable works with melee and the shooty

[marsh iris]

a threesome set

[neon zinc]

It's gonna be a regular revolver I trust in the emprah

[marsh iris]

machine spirit threesome yeaaaa

[south jetty]

I've been summoned

[marsh iris]

of course you do

[lunar elk]

zealot speed run challenge anyone? i reallllllyyy want that armor

[delicate vapor]

Crazy hamburger

[restive edge]

4 coop game, only now introducing a 4th character

And must pay for it

[tawny hearth]

spot the oggy player

don't worry i can't count to 4 either

[round mica]

what does god want for a normal cadian guardsmen outfit

[tawny hearth]

a time machine probably?

[round mica]

suck on my asshole like a vape

[tawny hearth]

bro its gone man

[round mica]

WHENS IT GOING TO BE BACK

[fast cosmos]

wym there are 4 already

[small falcon]

will sefoni be able to run gta 6

[fading token]

Regarding the DLC, what the dog doin?

[hexed horizon]

i was meaning a single info dump kind of thing i could bookmark, instead of either having to ask questions every time or use the search function and pray there's no slang

[solar horizon]

I hate tox bombers with all my hate

[hidden trout]

if youre gonna complain about the cost at least be correct, its the 5th class

lmao

[restive edge]

Oh right I was thinking about launch

What was the 4th added?

[fast cosmos]

There were 4 on launch, too..

[fiery wave]

Ah, sadly, no really updated source.

[fast cosmos]

Ogryn, Vet, Zealot, Psyker..

[restive edge]

I swear I remember they added 1

[fast cosmos]

No.

[hidden trout]

nope

[restive edge]

Maybe I'm thinking of another coop then

[weary pilot]

Wake me up when extended gameplay drops

[fast cosmos]

tomorrow

[restive edge]

I do remember all the end game content didn't exist like this Havoc mode.

Also ability trees were not trees.

[fast cosmos]

Yes. They've added a good bit.

[restive edge]

Zealot is still OP though. Some things never change.

[fiery wave]

Naw, oggy. Literally as long as you take the diamond up top, it'll be fine.

[restive edge]

Zealot still has the death throw save for what 7 seconds?

Not to mention all the mobility and toughness

[modest flume]

Zealot requires a modicum of effort though; Ogryn doesn't

[thick coyote]

5

[fiery wave]

Oggy is, turn brain off bully club everything somehow clears room.

[modest flume]

Best part is that you don't even need to light spam

slapping works too

it's comparable damage

[fiery wave]

I mean, I was soloing missions when I had no right to on said class.

As in, I just hit 30 on it, solos heresy on a suspect build.

[misty trench]

y'know what, good question I'm not really sure what channel would be best for that

general works fine but maybe lore chat too

[modest flume]

Aye boss

[modest flume]

@snow ledge

[snow ledge]

I'll remember that

[modest flume]

Quite; although the rework makes Ogryn so much better to play, there's also the downside of basically getting rewarded for bad habits

(Not saying you're doing any, but in general)

[fast cosmos]

And being a bullet magnet.

As the Ogryn tends to be.

[fiery wave]

More or less. I just generally knew how game works and was just fine.

[elder merlin]

Darktide when? @fiery wave

[fiery wave]

If you need MM. Otherwise playing other things mostly.

[elder merlin]

MM?

[jovial pine]

a penance

[elder merlin]

Whatchu playin?

[modest flume]

@misty trench btw I hope you don't mind me pinging you; I just know you from the few times we've conversed compared to the other mods

[elder merlin]

Anyone else excited for RE9?

[jovial pine]

no

[fiery wave]

Picross stuff. Ppl keep asking me why I'm playing a Hololive game though... I dunno who she is, but picross is picross.

[elder merlin]

There'll be asian ladies in it though

[misty trench]

oh it's all good

[jovial pine]

[misty trench]

I'm used to it by now from various folks lol

[elder merlin]

Picross 3d?

[placid wolf]

My class is the hardest most skillfull class ever

Your class is the ez mode crutch class

Me better at game me better

[modest flume]

Counterpoint: Ogryn punch hard, therefore hard class

[fiery wave]

No. Juufuutei Raden's Guide for Pixel Museum.

[fiery wave]

See above.

[placid wolf]

Based and big man pilled

[modest flume]

[placid wolf]

In all seriousness Ogryn is pretty hard because of his GIRTH

[elder merlin]

I only saw picross 3d when i looked up picross

[placid wolf]

Gunners are my worst goddamn nightmare

[elder merlin]

So thats what im goin with

[fiery wave]

I already 100% it btw.

[elder merlin]

[fast cosmos]

Like I said, bullet magnet.

[placid wolf]

Gunners and trappers

[fast cosmos]

We eat projectiles.

[fiery wave]

Picross games addict lul.

[modest flume]

Are you using Can't Hurt Me Again? It's basically free gunner resist

With the added benefit of being from all shooters instead of only gunners

[placid wolf]

I just use the shield

Also because i like to plant my shield and let my lil’ ‘un teammates hide behind me

[modest flume]

Are you using the taunt on block node?

[fiery wave]

Snipers will still kill them.

[placid wolf]

Likely not

[modest flume]

Attention Seeker

[placid wolf]

Ive specced into the charge

EASY.. AS.. NOSH!

[marsh iris]

block taunt makes sniper and flamer kicks the air in frustration

[modest flume]

It makes all ranged enemies switch to melee except gunner elites

[placid wolf]

The nefarious Sniper watching my box fly directly at his face from 100 meters

[regal oak]

willl we be needing to buy the arbits class?

[placid wolf]

Yes

12 bucks

[regal oak]

a

thats unfortunate

[modest flume]

Tree fiddy (12 bucks)

[placid wolf]

After tax probs closer to 13

[fiery wave]

USD. Might be cheaper if you are from poorer places if they offer regional pricing on it.

Will only know on release for that.

[placid wolf]

They better lemmie buy him outright and not have to buy aquilas to buy the arbite

[modest flume]

You should try the taunt with Brutish Strength (Brittleness on shove) and Attention Seeker (taunt on block or shove)

You can just knock everyone around with shoves

[placid wolf]

I’ll give it a try, I’ve been wanting to try out the taunt skill tree anyways

I enjoy tanking in games

[modest flume]

Wait until you try my shovel

[fiery wave]

Is Steam DLC.

[placid wolf]

B-b-b-but

Shield

[modest flume]

I respect the shield, it's fun and good

[fiery wave]

Like check where the imperium edition upgrade is.

[placid wolf]

I like the shield so much I bought a skin for it

[modest flume]

But, stunlock punch

[placid wolf]

Im on console

[placid wolf]

I SAW SOMEONE STUNLOCK A DAEMONHOST LIKE THAT

[modest flume]

If it was on Reddit, it was me lol

[placid wolf]

^ Real picture of you

[modest flume]

[placid wolf]

The ogrynsiah

[fiery wave]

Oh. I assume is same as how you get the imperium upgrade on console.

[placid wolf]

Im primarily a Veteran player, but ive put 18 levels into Ogryn and have enjoyed every one of them

[elder merlin]

If he was the real ogrynsiah, he'd have rashuns for us all

[modest flume]

I play all classes but my first picks are usually Vet and Ogryn

[placid wolf]

Same

Ive tried them all

Veteran
Ogryn
Shouty
And sparkhead

My order of most played to least

[jovial pine]

steam has tax?

[placid wolf]

In the US everything other than like food and clothes has tax as far as I know

[jovial pine]

you just buy a game at the price it's advertised at

you dont get taxed at some point

[modest flume]

These days Vet and Ogryn are about the same for me, Psyker is fun once in a while, and Zealot has fallen by the wayside for me because Ogryn scratches that up close and personal itch

[placid wolf]

They may also list the price post tax on steam but like I said idk, Im a console player

[modest flume]

Plus I can slap enemies to death as Ogryn, unlike Zealot

[jovial pine]

if they did it wouldnt be possible to buy a game at $50 or $60 dollars but you can. but understandable, i dont even know why it doesnt have tax

probably baked into it

[modest flume]

Some states have a tax on those purchases

[fiery wave]

IDK, is probs an American thing. They don't include their GST in listed prices for most part.

[jovial pine]

maybe im supposed to pay tax. like declare it when i do my taxes or whatever

doubt it though

[placid wolf]

I love Veteran, I initially got into them because the Cadians are my fav faction in all of 40k. But Ogryn has been really fun since I’ve played Veteran for so long. Veteran is kinda fun once in a while and Pysker bores me

[modest flume]

You didn't ask; Of course I do 🥫 🫲

[placid wolf]

Im trying to build my pysker into a battlemage but I don’t feel like committing that far

[modest flume]

Oh it's surprisingly easy

Pick a staff with a visual effect you like

[elder merlin]

I need chicken noodle soup then, im sick

[modest flume]

Then learn to wield it

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

Each staff is better at a certain thing but they're all decent

[fiery wave]

IDK your laws on online goods. Maybe some states have it but others don't?

[modest flume]

Feel better soon, pal

[jovial pine]

oh it seems like California, Florida, and NY don't tax digital goods that dont have a physical component

[placid wolf]

I unlocked the big sword last time I played Pysker but havent gotten around to trying it out

[placid wolf]

Emprah’s strongest battles for his bravest solider

o7

[marsh iris]

corpse noodle soup, chicken flavour

[modest flume]

||it's good||

[elder merlin]

Too hot, cant sleep

[placid wolf]

Felt

[south jetty]

I would play but I'm about to meditate and sleep

[placid wolf]

I live in a farmhouse built in the 1800’s so my shit has NO climate control lol

[modest flume]

I know exactly how that feels

[placid wolf]

My bedroom doesn’t even have a light in it lmao

[modest flume]

Yikes

[elder merlin]

I think i used to meditate when i was younger

Always felt like i was floating and spinning

[placid wolf]

I meditate unintentionally

[modest flume]

No need when you have your phone open

[placid wolf]

Yes

[modest flume]

Meditation is fun

[elder merlin]

Same

[placid wolf]

I have a REALLY bright lamp as a light source

[modest flume]

It's good to stop during the day, just to let your thoughts run through and empty out, and to find things to be grateful for

[elder merlin]

But i mean my core body temperature is too hot

The outside is relatively cool right now

[placid wolf]

My pampered ass would NOT survive the era my home was built in

When princess treatment turns into ineptitude 💅

[modest flume]

Get well soon, Paul

[elder merlin]

Also close your eyes for atleast 5 minutes a day throughout it, so you can rest your eyes

[modest flume]

shit sucks

[placid wolf]

I would do that if I had the time

[elder merlin]

To be fair, you'd have probably died as baby from smallpox or some other disease

[placid wolf]

And if I made it to maturity I’d probably be stoned to death or something before the elements could claim me

Because… y’know… 🏳️‍⚧️

[elder merlin]

Im sorry, friend

[modest flume]

Nonsense. A pair of hands is a pair of hands, get back to work, peasant

[elder merlin]

That is like the only kind of hug sticker we got

[placid wolf]

Lemmie see if I have any with the POWER OF NITRO

He’s hugging a Blahaj so it’s very fitting loll

[elder merlin]

I have gifs i can send in dms

Dats about it

I got cute hug pics and gifs i can send

[fast cosmos]

just watched the wild robot

solid movie

i definitely did not become emotionally compromised

[elder merlin]

I liked it alot

[placid wolf]

Ive been wanting to watch it

[fast cosmos]

it's very good

[placid wolf]

The animation is beautiful

[fast cosmos]

better than i was expecting

[placid wolf]

Thank you Spiderverse for delivering us into an era of animation devoid of soulless husk animation

[placid wolf]

I don’t care about Spiderman beyond my boyfriend’s interest in it so I’ve seen the Spiderverse movies and they’re phenomenal

[fast cosmos]

We've had great animation before. But we're definitely in a renaissance the last few years

[placid wolf]

This

Theres always been great animation but I feel like the Spiderverse movies is what really pushed studios to be more experimental

I actually really liked The Bad Guys

[fast cosmos]

Now.. To thaw my chicken for lunch tomorrow

The bad guys was also very good

[placid wolf]

Puss in Boots TLW was great

Etc etc

[modest flume]

It's not about the money, Shpidah-Man. It's about collecting all 40 thousand warhammers.

[placid wolf]

Arcane’s animation is really good and I loved season 1 but I couldn’t finish season 2 because the amount of licensed music shoehorned into it made me cringe out SO bad

[placid wolf]

It’s about collecting my 4000 point Tyranid army

[elder merlin]

I liked the music, but mostly cause i never heard some of it

Interested to see what they do in Noxus

[placid wolf]

Alot of it felt like an AMV from 2010’s youtube and it took me right out of the show

[elder merlin]

Wonder if Ionia will be next

[placid wolf]

Generally I REALLY do not like licensed music in my TV and movies so I’d just skip it in season 1, but season 2 has so much I was skipping half the show

[elder merlin]

Also isnt Sion a noxus weapon?

Be wild if they show him at some point

[placid wolf]

My fav also died in season 1

[fast cosmos]

Arcane is art

[fast cosmos]

Like, actual art

[placid wolf]

Agreed

[placid wolf]

Again, except for the licensed music spam, which is subjective but it really brings the show down for ke

[placid wolf]

HELLDIVERS MENTIONED

FREEDOM

PROSPERITY

DEMOCRACY

[fast cosmos]

Also not likely. All signs point to Noxus being next.

And Sion is a weapon for Noxus yes, but originally he was a general.

[elder merlin]

I meant next AFTER noxus

[fast cosmos]

Oh, probably

[elder merlin]

Didnt they say they were gonna do 3 or 4 more seasons?

Errr areas

[fast cosmos]

I could see them animating the Noxus-Ionia invasion

[placid wolf]

I watched season 1 through almost entirely because I love ||Silco|| and was always looking forward to his evil schemes and relationship with Jinx but y’know…

[fast cosmos]

Yeah, we're gonna be getting Demacia, Noxus, Ionia, and I HOPE the Freljord

Or Bilgewater

I'd be happy with Bilgewater

[placid wolf]

Bilgewater sounds like a beginning town in Morrowwind

[fast cosmos]

Bilgewater is cool.

Pirate town

[elder merlin]

Its wild seein how their animation progressed.

All from when they first started doin their trailers and music vudeos

[placid wolf]

When I was little I was obsessed with pirates to the point I’d wear a felt tricorn hat everywhere (even out of the house)

Dont say autism because I’m very aware that’s likely the cause

[elder merlin]

I remember seeing that one trailer where leona and ahri are running after katarina for the first time, shit was wild

[fast cosmos]

Yeah that animation is quite old

[elder merlin]

Their music videos

[placid wolf]

I’m also really excited for Astartes 2 to finally come out

[elder merlin]

I still love awaken and some of the k/da stuff

[fast cosmos]

All GW needs to do is let the people behind Astartes do their thing.

[elder merlin]

They wont

[fast cosmos]

Let them cook, and keep oversight to a minimum.

But yeah, they won't

[jovial pine]

kyuteism

[marsh iris]

hope darktide would expand more into the lore with more imperium classes, these arbites is a good start

[placid wolf]

Astartes is what got me interested in Warhammer

[fast cosmos]

Hopefully the game has another five years in her.

[placid wolf]

First piece of Warhammer media I ever saw, than I got recommended the “every faction explained” video from Bricky

[jovial pine]

it is our duty to buy the deluxe arbites

[placid wolf]

I got introduced to one of my fav franchises and fav youtubers in one night

[fast cosmos]

Oh I am

[elder merlin]

[fast cosmos]

Copping it the moment it drops

[jovial pine]

same

[fast cosmos]

Fatshark deserves reward for their work.

[marsh iris]

500gb worth of voice lines

[elder merlin]

My buddies were playing the tabletop game way back in high school and had the individual codex books, i'd ask to borrow them to read all the lore and miniature bios

And then i'd spend my free time reading the wiki lore

[jovial pine]

i feel like warhammer didnt exist until the 2010s because i dont think i ever heard of it until then. or maybe i thought it was some weird warcraft thing

[elder merlin]

The tabletop game was invented way back in the 1990s, wasnt it?

1980s?

I forget

[south jetty]

I used to think it was some weird fringe chuddy nerd thing lmfao

[placid wolf]

I wanted to get into Warhammer for years but only committed to it when I bought my first miniatures back in November

[jovial pine]

yeah warhammer is quite old

[placid wolf]

I feel very out of place in the Warhammer community

[jovial pine]

jury is still out on that one perhaps

[south jetty]

I wanted to get into the tabletop when I was a teenager but realized how expensive that shit was

Back in 2011

[south jetty]

same

[placid wolf]

Not so much anymore

There is a… staggering amount of trans women into this hobby

[fast cosmos]

Its popularity has definitely exploded in the last decade or two.

[south jetty]

I still feel it mostly because I'm low class and not white 💀 but I love the video games n shit

[elder merlin]

Thats only cause of the nazis and misogynists in it in certain circles

We like you though

And we're not nazis

Atleast, im not

[south jetty]

Yeah being queer here also don't help

[elder merlin]

[south jetty]

I ain't

[fast cosmos]

Look man, Warhammer is fucked up for EVERYONE. That's kind of the point.

Everyone is shit under the heel of cosmic injustice and brutal violence.

[placid wolf]

Trying to be a Militarum fan that doesn’t wanna bounce on Nazi dick is very awkward…

[south jetty]

40k the lore is fucked up in the right ways for me
40k the fandom...

[silver mango]

Nah those are Krieg fans I think

[fast cosmos]

The beauty of Warhammer, in part, is because there's no politicization of it in setting.

[silver mango]

I'm a fan of Armageddon Steel Legion because hehe early cold war aesthetics

[elder merlin]

[south jetty]

It's satire that I understand and I like how miserable it is since it's also just relatable circumstances to a degree

[elder merlin]

Why cant people just kill xenos and be wholesome in this community

[south jetty]

Because I want the exhaust pipe of the Valkyrie

[marsh iris]

hell yeah xenophobiaaaaa

[elder merlin]

Just be autistic and grab a gun for the imperium, tau, eldar, etc. It aint that hard

God

[south jetty]

I'm making OCs and custom lore over here

[elder merlin]

I be seein that kinda stuff on the warhammer art subreddits, its always neat

[jovial pine]

[elder merlin]

Seen a couple of genderbent primarchs and their legions

[south jetty]

I just post it on Tumblr

[placid wolf]

Omg same

[south jetty]

I need to make another cursed tech-priest

[placid wolf]

Each of my rejects have their own little background with their own aspirations and personalities

[silver mango]

You can't say that and just not elaborate on it

[south jetty]

Same

[silver mango]

I have a tech priest OC

[south jetty]

Yeah I can

[marsh iris]

@south jetty OCs?

[south jetty]

Yes

YOU KNOW THEM

fucker

[south jetty]

You 🫵 also know my Battletech OCs

[marsh iris]

i know you

[south jetty]

bastard

[south jetty]

I know YOU

[marsh iris]

we know us

[digital tundra]

Hoeh....

[fast cosmos]

If any of you haven't already

Listen to Bob and Gav

You're welcome

[silver mango]

Anyways my tech priest OC is named SSU-9-Zeta

(Sunine)

[marsh iris]

please to meet

[silver mango]

His gimmick is that he can speak in hexadecimals

That's kind of his forge worlds' thing

[placid wolf]

Idris Varn (my reject)

She’s a disgraced Cadian Shock Troop who fled during the siege of her home planet and escaped the implosion. She disappeared into the militarum until she willingly turned herself into the inquisition for her crime of cowardice out of shame for disgracing her home’s legacy

[outer jasper]

Meat

[marsh iris]

[placid wolf]

And than theres my Ogryn Big Boggart; the embodiment of

“Luv me nosh, luv me emprah, luv me rippah, simple as”

[silver mango]

My Ogryn's name is Igor the Breaker

Guess his favorite thing to do

[marsh iris]

having a nosh break??

[fast cosmos]

My Ogryn is named Anvil.

Just Anvil.

Because he's tuf, and can take a hammering.

[placid wolf]

CRUMP SUM ‘ERETICS!!!!!

[marsh iris]

mmm heretic crumbs

heretic crumpets

[placid wolf]

Boggart lives for two things and two things only: protecting his little buddies and eating

[placid wolf]

Das a good name

[south jetty]

I have

• my psyker Yormun
• ratling vet Eawynn
• ogryn servitor Bubba
• warp-were guardswoman Rienna
• old Imperial Navy man Darko
• stimmhead zealot Mazhar (very tragic)
• 2 space marines
• 2 Skitarii
• 1 tech-priest

[fast cosmos]

Ty

[modest flume]

Do you have a patridge in a pear tree?

[placid wolf]

Big Boggart got his name from his squad when he served in The Steel Legion, they just called him Boggart and he added the Big part cus hes da biggest and da strongest

[south jetty]

Ambauttacrumbbbb 🍩 🍪 🍞

[south jetty]

No. Give me 2000 aquilas

[modest flume]

Sure, it's just in this really weird spot in this back alley here, with no lights

You have to follow me behind these boxes

Is that a knife in my hand? No, no

[south jetty]

time to skitter over there with my dripping mandibles and tough chitin

[placid wolf]

Boggart also likes to fight… not in the depraved bloodthirsty way like Khornites. Moreso in a thrill of the battle way

He’s basically an Ork but wholesome

[modest flume]

That's an Ogryn in a nutshell

[south jetty]

Ogryn is friends

[modest flume]

Although some tribes are just as crazy as Orks, if not crazier

The Ogryns from planet Krourk have been compared to exterminatus

[silver mango]

Posted a pic of Sunine in #darktide-driptide

[elder merlin]

Do you really have time to dance? Dont you have to go carry people through the karnak twins fight?

[stark bobcat]

dont have anyone

bored rn

so music max and hud off auric rn

[modest flume]

You have me

[south jetty]

I need to draw my space marine

but the night beckons

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

500gb

[marsh iris]

geebs

[south jetty]

I should draw him in a dress. That'll cure me

[marsh iris]

[placid wolf]

Yes

DRAW HIM IN A MAID OUTFIT

[south jetty]

shit yo pants

[placid wolf]

I cast… I. B. S

thunderclap

[marsh iris]

draw him... being normal

[south jetty]

I'm transferring mine to him as we speak

[placid wolf]

Draw him getting an education

[south jetty]

no I'll draw him naked again if you suggest anything normal

[placid wolf]

Draw him mowing the lawn

[south jetty]

that's the last thing his peanut Astartes brain needs

[placid wolf]

Draw him filing taxes

Draw him making a sandwich

[south jetty]

evading taxes

[placid wolf]

Draw him on his commute to work

[silver mango]

Draw him having say gex

[placid wolf]

I just wanna see this ngl 🙏

I could take an Astartes

[south jetty]

LMAO

the one I drew is a furry though are you sure about that homie

[placid wolf]

HUH

[silver mango]

Do astartes have working pps tho

[south jetty]

barely

🤏 🥕

[placid wolf]

Id imagine it works fine, no need to sterilize them since theres no lady astartes

[south jetty]

we go Greek or go home in this house of heresy the Emperor

[solar schooner]

I hate the penances in this game istg, most of them make you go out of your way to do very specific bs and needing specific builds.

not to mention the 90% accuracy one, I got 100% accuracy and crashed at the end and my team didn't even wait for my reconnect, fun stuff!
Fuck penances

[silver mango]

"BROTHER, MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK BROTHER"

[placid wolf]

I imagine the emperor made Astartes exclusively men so they couldn’t reproduce. Keeping them reliant on humanity to make more of them keeps them in check

[marsh iris]

pin him down brother

[south jetty]

I don't think they even know what it's there for besides pee

[marsh iris]

spees marine

[south jetty]

Hi we're being normal right now

[placid wolf]

Astarpees

[silver mango]

They simply isn't trying hard enough

[placid wolf]

Mpreg astartes

[jovial pine]

i would've waited for you

[elder merlin]

[silver mango]

WE SLAANESHII UP HERE

[elder merlin]

What did i come back to

[jovial pine]

i always wait for people who dc at the end

[elder merlin]

[solar schooner]

<3 appreciated

[jovial pine]

only like 2-3 minutes max (maybe 4 minutes MAX if they didnt say anything) tho

any more than that and you're on your own....

[modest flume]

Finally, some etiquette

[fiery wave]

Ppl rarely wait because nobody knows if you left on your own will or DCed or crashed. Is up to 20 mins wait at times and not many are willing to waste time on it.

[placid wolf]

FUCK IT I LOVE SLANEESH

[marsh iris]

the emperor connects

[placid wolf]

RAHAAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAH

[silver mango]

[modest flume]

Mr. Inquisitor sir, this one

[south jetty]

I love being normal about big buff men

[marsh iris]

Show me the scum

[south jetty]

who are normal amounts of Imperium stupid though

[placid wolf]

Did I say Slannesh?

I meant….

I love me emprah

[silver mango]

Do yall think the Emperor's Children have regular say gex

[elder merlin]

Lets pour one out for our fallen slaaneshi sister that is no longer with us

[marsh iris]

i like slushy too

[south jetty]

I love slushie

gives me brain freeze to remind me that it's rolling around in there somewhere

[silver mango]

I hate slushie

I like corn flakes tho

[elder merlin]

I miss Valrynn

[modest flume]

RIP, we hardly knew 'er before she was taken from us, quite rudely I might add

[solar schooner]

I get that but it still sucks when it happens to you and you did most of the work/revives/damage/etc

[elder merlin]

She was truly Slaanesh's chosen champion

[placid wolf]

I went to the farm, I’ve been cleansed of Slanneshi taint

[mortal quail]

Where arbites gameplay ?

[stark bobcat]

ate it

[south jetty]

I love my fav space marine OC so much I'm gonna draw him looking like roadkill

already drew my tech-priest like that

[placid wolf]

I have a Mechanicus OC but they’re not a cute femboy like yours

[south jetty]

it's always ugly so it was easy

[placid wolf]

Theyre an incomprehensible nightmare of steel and wires

[south jetty]

I don't got no femboys I have freaks

[silver mango]

You mean like mine

[placid wolf]

Yes

[solar schooner]

I just hate that you gotta purposefully sandbag your team for a lot of them because they make you take very specific things that are often than not even good/your playstyle, I've 100% a lot of games in the past, but this is the only one that makes me take a deep sigh and roll my eyes, it's a bore fest.

[placid wolf]

My apolocheese

[south jetty]

My favorite one is my tech-priest with Sicarian parts who is just the fucking worst

[placid wolf]

Its late and I’m stoned asf, I’m very confused. Just happy to be here

[vale glade]

Boon of coop games

[modest flume]

I'll wait for you to reconnect, if you do, because I want someone to do that for me were I in the same situation

[silver mango]

Femboy tech priests are 100% a thing when you look at computer science majors of today

[fiery wave]

Better to play in a party for a reason.

[south jetty]

I have no idea what mine is. One person said it was a bear

[solar schooner]

anyways, back to the penance grind ._. gl on your runs yall

[placid wolf]

My mechanicus is a scrawny hunched over freak more machine than woman and an insufferable snobby asshole

[modest flume]

Good luck

[vale glade]

I'll need it, thanks

[silver mango]

At least one tech priest has thought "hmm I should wear skirts" in 10k years of Mechanicus

[south jetty]

My 2 Skitarii are both rangers though one is more elite than the other

[vale glade]

Had a purg psyker who was horizontal every 5 minutes

[solar schooner]

no friends, and the friends I do have all do havoc 40, and you do NOT want to do penances in havoc's

[south jetty]

Mine 😔 and probably got scolded for being out of uniform

[modest flume]

No friends? Time to change that

[placid wolf]

If you pushed my Tech Priest over it’d be like shoving one of those boston robotics dogs over

LOUD METALLIC CLATTERING followed by flailing legs trying to roll over

[stark bobcat]

need help with a penance?

[south jetty]

Shoving mine would be like trying to shove a really sturdy huge dog

[vale glade]

Ainz has been summoned

[fiery wave]

Just LFG, I think like 2 ppl are offering to play party with you from what I see above.

[placid wolf]

My Tech Priest (who’s name is a fucking serial number) has a cybernetic cat tho, thats neat

[south jetty]

Hold on I got art of my tech-priest but I have to go hunt it all down

it's in the art channel somewhere

[placid wolf]

She was so devastated by the idea of her little animal companion leaving her so she cybertized him

[solar schooner]

I don't really need help for the penances themselves it's just moreso it's very slow and you gotta do em one at a time because you can't do them all with one specific build...

the company would be nice but not a lot of people enjoy hanging out with a mute person due to lack of conversation flow cos I gotta type.

[stark bobcat]

I understand

the grinding penance are a pain

just checking in

[south jetty]

ohhhh shit I really done posted all my OCs in the fartwork channel at one point

pog

[modest flume]

"not many people enjoying hanging out with a mute person"

Obviously they don't know what goes down in the Darktide airlocks

So much can be said with so little

[vale glade]

Cryonic Rod

[modest flume]

VacUUM capsule

[jovial pine]

imagine actually playing darktide

[south jetty]

#darktide-fan-art message

[modest flume]

So many things can be done without uttering a word

[south jetty]

Such as farting at work while making pizza

[placid wolf]

Holy shit that is… shockingly accurate

[fiery wave]

H40.

[placid wolf]

GET OUTTA MY HEAD! GET OUTTA MY HEAD

[lusty crown]

I was thinking, should i change the damage bonus from the recon lasgun from flak to carapace?

On vet

[vale glade]

No

You shouldn't be shooting Carapace with recon las

[modest flume]

I don't know what to THINK no more, man

[placid wolf]

I DUNNO WHAT TO THINK NO MO

[modest flume]

Get outta my head! GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

[fiery wave]

You are better off running the dumb meme onslaught build than that. And even then...

[lusty crown]

Not even with brittleness? 🤔

[south jetty]

Here's another one of it (Magos Asteras-333) and then my one Skitarius ranger Sigma 1 Omega (S1O or Sio)
#darktide-fan-art message
#darktide-fan-art message

[lusty crown]

I just don't want to go back to Dueling sword to deal with crushers. 😭

[fiery wave]

Not even. If you had onslaught, it is enough by itself if you are just memeing.

[placid wolf]

I hate you for giving me inspiration to wanna draw

[south jetty]

There's more but I don't feel like spamming

[solar schooner]

Yeah but I mean the social aspect of it, a large majority of people I've met get bored of me, it's not that I'm a boring person, I'm actually quite talkative (allbeit in text) but people are used to having a conversation with actual voices and not text.

so a lot of the friends I do have kinda distanced themselves from me over time once I had to stop talking. (The short of it is, I'm not in a comfy place right now and don't feel comfortable talking around the people I live with)

Anyways it's like talking to a wall that writes back to you, but there is no substance, just text.

[vale glade]

There are other weapons that can deal with Carapace, no need to use DS4

[south jetty]

do it for me because I've been slacking

[vale glade]

Shock Maul, Power Sword, Combat Axe can deal with Cara just fine

[lusty crown]

Power-sword i know

[placid wolf]

Im very washed up but I’ll give it a shot

[fiery wave]

Powersword?

[modest flume]

They don't have imagination; I do

[silver mango]

25% + damage to 0 damage is still 0 damage

[fiery wave]

Knoife works as well for 1vs1 stuff or fleeing.

[placid wolf]

Boltor

The anti dat shit gun

[lusty crown]

I just don't want to fuck up my r3 with the power-sword

[south jetty]

Chain axe

[solar schooner]

How much imagination we talking? Little Big Planet levels?

[south jetty]

[silver mango]

Bolbgun

[placid wolf]

Simply point it at “dat shit” pull the trigger and it ceases to exist

[vale glade]

Chainaxe, Knife can do well too, throw your DS4 into a dumpster, where it belongs

[lusty crown]

Didn't liked the lack of CC

[modest flume]

Large Small Celestial Body

[fiery wave]

Ppl can be boring and talk too much. At least what I hear about myself from others. So...

[delicate vapor]

gimme that tac axe and a bag of candies

[silver mango]

Veteran, do you see that crusher

I don't want to.

[vale glade]

Krak it

[south jetty]

Thunderous + blood letting makes it all better

[vale glade]

I'm gonna use Taxe 7 to kill crushers, brb

[lusty crown]

And shovel can't go past 5 enemies without getting kok blocked

[south jetty]

At least for me

[placid wolf]

Followin’ orders is what I do best!

because otherwise I’d be a headless corpse in a ditch

[fiery wave]

Push atk?

[delicate vapor]

gimme a Taxe with krak candy and i shall never return

[south jetty]

what's the thunder hammer perks for monstrosity nuking btw

[lusty crown]

Felt like the evicerator, don't like thr evicerator

In my opinion, of course

[silver mango]

Nah your headless ass is going to the corpse starch machine

[vale glade]

@lusty crown then use shock maul

simple as

[placid wolf]

Even in death I still serve

[fiery wave]

Ah.

[placid wolf]

*im still served

[delicate vapor]

still starved

[fiery wave]

This is why ppl need to have instant ramen noodle snacks.

[lusty crown]

Evicerator is just push > light > push > light

For CC

[south jetty]

yummy

[modest flume]

The Imperium would be a better place if they had instant ramen

[solar schooner]

Nah, I think most people are just dry asf now and often give lame responses to something you actually put thought into (if they're REALLY BAD they'll hit you with a "holy yap" or "I'm not reading all that" to which I say, fuck those people ), and they move on to the next "interesting" thing once they are bored of us.

just the nature of people now I suppose.

but I doubt you're boring :)

[silver mango]

Instant ramen STC broke

[fiery wave]

No need hot water, just eat from packet.

[lusty crown]

Fat fish when shovel rework

Not vet rework, just shovel

[fiery wave]

To be fair, is harder to read in a game like this. Probs harder to type in as well. Too much things going on.

[trail isle]

shovel is already goated i dont see the point

buff dueling sword and give it to the ogryn-

[lusty crown]

Oh it is with trash mobs

[placid wolf]

We have yet to recover the holy microwave STC

[south jetty]

Yeah if I ain't talking in a game it's because I'm paying attention and can only communicate via pings

[delicate vapor]

NOODLES

[silver mango]

Mfw no air fryer STC

[solar schooner]

I'm used to typing in the middle of fighting, I used to type out call outs in Rust of all things in the middle of a gunfight, I'd jump and type while still moving because I jumped before typing.

[trail isle]

fair but in my experience it pops any anti armor

[placid wolf]

I should stick a purity seal on my microwave and see if my dads like it

[lusty crown]

With anything apart from that it gets cock blocked in the 3th enemy

[silver mango]

3th

[placid wolf]

Neither of them know anything about 40k other than I paint the little dudes

[fiery wave]

Need more Asians to be there then. Suddenly everyone has MSG noodles.

[modest flume]

Make sure to say the proper litanies, etc

[lusty crown]

Now that i think of it...

[placid wolf]

I’ll sing chants and burn incense

[delicate vapor]

mi goreng noodles

[silver mango]

If I know anything about 40k it's that Asians are extinct

[south jetty]

I need my tech-priest to find the fast food STC

[placid wolf]

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH! PRAISE THE OMNISIAH!

[lusty crown]

Why the fok doesn't Ogryn use the boltgun?

[placid wolf]

Oil fryer STC

[placid wolf]

THIS

[silver mango]

Too complicated for Ogryns

[lusty crown]

It's literally built for him

[trail isle]

Jagatai Khan

[south jetty]

not smart enough maybe

[modest flume]

Ogryn too strong for baby puny boltgun

[placid wolf]

When do we find the bong stc?

A holy instrument

[silver mango]

His ass is either dead or being tortured by dark eldar

[delicate vapor]

[lusty crown]

It's just a sluggier rippah

[modest flume]

But actual reason, because Ogryns can be trusted with complex weapons, let alone something as holy as a boltgun

[south jetty]

I'm sure my tech-priest found such technology hidden away among the commonfolk but is still looking for the optimal design

[trail isle]

Pros litterally the primarch of speed how would he be tortured by dark eldar

[delicate vapor]

Ogryn sized boltgun

Ogryn sized flamer

[modest flume]

Rippers are specifically designed to be impromptu bludgeoning instruments because Ogryns will forget or don't care about reloading in the heat of battle

[placid wolf]

Gimmie a militarum themed bong

[silver mango]

Dark eldar are fsater

[lusty crown]

Bolter is ogryn sized

[delicate vapor]

Ogryn sized cup noodles

[trail isle]

Yeah but khan is mongolian so

hes faster

[marsh iris]

you telling me an ogryn sized these things?

[silver mango]

That's no longer a cup That's a wok

[fiery wave]

Ah. I rather just activate mic. Gets me into hot water depending on the ppl in the game/party. I will die typing heh.

[delicate vapor]

Tailored by the finest Ogryn

[placid wolf]

Thats just American serving sizes

[silver mango]

(He can count to 5)

[lusty crown]

Give ogryn the Heavy Bolter 🗣️

[delicate vapor]

my ogryn can count

to

4.5

[trail isle]

fym a heavy bolter thats just a normal godwyn pattern bolter

[silver mango]

I unironically want this

[south jetty]

my ogryn servitor can count but it's not his own brain doing that

[lusty crown]

Pussy ass gravis marines, just give ogryn the backpack fed heavy bolter 🗣️

[fiery wave]

You mean American upsize.

Like WTF is that cup size.

[placid wolf]

I want a flamer for veteran

[delicate vapor]

time to get to clearance 25 for the havoc legs

🥲

[silver mango]

Recon lasgun with infernus:

[modest flume]

You got this, boss

[placid wolf]

Yes but im not a bitch

I refuse to use the recon out of principle

[silver mango]

Why

Is it because recon lasgun vets yoink ammo

[placid wolf]

Im tired of seeing every other veteran using it 😭

[modest flume]

Be the difference you want to see

[silver mango]

Bruh they're not that common

[delicate vapor]

recon and hellbore i use on my vet

[modest flume]

Be the Vet that uses her recon lasgun properly instead of horde clearing