#darktide-pics-vids

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serene chasm
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how i feel after clutching the game without rescuing that one dude who said i was ass

spring sail
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i always hope everyone has scoreboard mod so my silence is seen as understanding lol

serene chasm
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i dont, the scoreboard ruined the experience for me in vermintide. i was stuck chasing green circles and was never satisfied if i didnt have them all. now, i play the game because i enjoy it.

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both darktide and vermintide.

drowsy walrus
serene chasm
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welcome to his humble abode i guess

full cypress
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basically me waking up to college

serene chasm
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im not gonna read all of that shit

pearl nymph
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lmao

pearl nymph
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lmao

modern helm
pearl nymph
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"damage is all that matters"

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everytime time we play

modern helm
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Plasteel is all that matters

rocky fable
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the first part of getting rid of addiction is realizing you're addicted

pearl nymph
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good thing I never pick up mats

twilit bane
twilit bane
serene chasm
rocky fable
pure sail
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made by a friend

analog ruin
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I'm that friend

faint falcon
safe kiln
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why is zealot with bolt pistol there?

faint falcon
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zealot being featured twice lol

drowsy walrus
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I'm having a hard time reading that X.X

faint falcon
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same lol

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crunched into tiny

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ogryn image compression

drowsy walrus
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what is that tiny one on the left second from the bottom?

faint falcon
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"Resource poor (picks up everything)"

drowsy walrus
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above that one

faint falcon
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oh I don't even know

modern pumice
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Hello all.

analog ruin
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The unreadable one is Flammenwerfer

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just a zealot or psyker with fire

modern pumice
drowsy walrus
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Oooooh oki!

drowsy walrus
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shout out to the worst placed daemonhost in all of train station

young plank
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One day the heretics will figure out how to leave no path around the DH

young plank
pure sail
young plank
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I think I can manage to steal and hoard all the ammo and get shot into space by a poxburster and/or barrel while playing a knife-boltpistol zealot.

rocky fable
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and failing a clutch

maiden ether
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me triggering a daemon host right b4 a horde just to get diamantine

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and surviving during and after the horde

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and my squad mates questioning my sanity

mental sparrow
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me triggering a DH and leaving the match just to secure my ticket to Hell (don't do this)

orchid veldt
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Poor plasteel got crushed by a metal plate :c

pearl nymph
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Welcome to darktide

orchid veldt
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Shame FS doesn't have a bugs channel

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I mean, look at these freaks:

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They probably ain't suppose to do that

granite aspen
rocky fable
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average guardsman

mystic dirge
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good training for when its time to bayonet charge a titan

crude shuttle
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i have this issue and gloryhunter...at all weapons...can u help me with an answer?

twilit bane
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wait is the issue just the texture?

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i mean thats not a big deal just revalidate your game data

serene chasm
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sometimes its good to remember where you started, man i have no life.

lyric tree
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POV: you play Darktide at 3:00 AM and you're hungry

twilit bane
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i just played 2 missions with frenchfries

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bro REALLY wants to do the weeklies

mystic dirge
twilit bane
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smh we told you not to wear green

twilit bane
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hes so short

storm hemlock
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read it as gooner at first

serene chasm
ripe topaz
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goonies

full cypress
modern helm
serene chasm
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bruh

pearl nymph
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lmao

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the delete

serene chasm
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i googled what gooning means nvm

pearl nymph
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hahahaha

serene chasm
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fuck that shit

pearl nymph
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just remove the text

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it would still be funny

serene chasm
pearl nymph
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yippee

serene chasm
granite aspen
serene chasm
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Me and the Boys (Full ogryn strike team) Going to watch every shrek movie in chronological order

faint falcon
pearl nymph
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ummmmmm

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lets see

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@modern helm with you and I

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maybe bad vet if I'm with you

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ooh, and rage after down depends on dorn

twilit bane
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as of saturday KEKW_ogryn

modern helm
red sundial
modern helm
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Any off meta build

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That would be included

drowsy walrus
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You get a free bingo space: I am the Smyker laugh_cry

full cypress
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going from this card alone the freespace should basically just have a "Person thats basically playing the game"

fierce quest
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Just meet me in game, to have a playing person c:

orchid veldt
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Dude trying to beat the heat this summer

orchid veldt
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Howdy!

pearl nymph
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Careful around an Ogryn named "Rat-Merchant" he will eat your pants

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'tis how I lost mine

fierce quest
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Damn

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He shall be shot on sight

orchid veldt
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Real Jean Stealer

full cypress
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Barreling this guy off the map the first chance i get

pearl nymph
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mods

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crush his skull

nimble stag
full cypress
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Im trying boss...

full cypress
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Mission accomplished

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into the pits of Hades he goes

fierce quest
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Very well

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Emperor is proud

full cypress
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🙏

fierce quest
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Mk XII ofc I mean

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Infiltrate goes brr

full cypress
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Yeah its a super solid weapon good to see it perform well enough

fierce quest
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In a few situations I reached -4 dodges or something like that

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Horde clear on this is quite slow at times

full cypress
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Yeah its not the best but it gets the job done mostly

fierce quest
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I've used and cursed at worse weapons for that matter

drowsy walrus
storm hemlock
full cypress
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shouldn't have been throwing a slur around

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I got zero sympathy for that shit

storm hemlock
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I want you to know that I find you extremely not based

faint falcon
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is this a bit

storm hemlock
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No. I wouldn't have done it myself

faint falcon
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Are you, like, joking, or

storm hemlock
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I wouldn't have griefed a person for saying a slur, yes. Is this such a crazy position to have?

faint falcon
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Yeah

storm hemlock
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I wouldn't have done it because you can't change a person's beliefs because of this. Nor can you save someone with this

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I don't like acting upon righteous hate

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even if society permits it

faint falcon
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You can still inconvenience them by showing them the consequences of their actions in something as minor as a game where they can quickly requeue

storm hemlock
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You could've done it successfully maybe 30 years ago. People who are still like this now won't change because the world is against them, quite the contrary

faint falcon
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It doesn't matter. We inconvenience them anyway to show they're not accepted, one barrel explosion at a time. chadgryn

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Pushback is always good

storm hemlock
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Pushback against someone flattened to a wall? Nah, more like pointless

faint falcon
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Like you trying to look morally superior by letting people just say the n word whenever? Man that's really virtuous and brave. I want to be like you some day

storm hemlock
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I'm not trying to look like anything. I just find trying to look morally righteous by griefing people annoying

faint falcon
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It's normal behavior, you'll find.

storm hemlock
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Yeah, I figured

faint falcon
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If it's not for you, then I don't wanna know what you're up to

storm hemlock
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Wow. Okay then, nice talking

willow jolt
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when you finally get that thunder hammer build right

green heron
serene chasm
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that caught me offguard

full cypress
# green heron

At some point they are trying so hard to be offensive it comes across like a Boondocks character

serene chasm
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that guy just released 10 years worth of bottled up emotions in one message

orchid veldt
lapis bobcat
storm hemlock
scenic knoll
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anyone know which tier I should pick for point blank barrage??

mild whale
storm hemlock
lapis bobcat
lapis bobcat
scenic knoll
full cypress
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mods get this guy outta here

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oh wait whoops staregryn

scenic knoll
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ermm

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arent you a mod

serene chasm
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dilara is a fictional character made up by my imagination

maiden ether
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mods, shit in their pants right now

scenic knoll
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real

pale locust
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mods, galvanize thyselves

serene chasm
scenic knoll
devout tapir
serene chasm
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glad i fit all of these vet spots, nothing like making some randoms whine because i play the game how i want to

devout tapir
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be honest, do you browse the fatshark forums, if yes, do you whine yourself whenever anything about the class gets nerfed?

scenic knoll
serene chasm
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i dont go on the forums

devout tapir
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good

devout tapir
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good

serene chasm
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i couldnt care less about what happenes to this game

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i just like playing it

devout tapir
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based

serene chasm
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be happy

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genuinely thats looking like a pretty good outcome

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9/10

devout tapir
serene chasm
devout tapir
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i look at it so i know what i'm dealing with, i'm not one to pussy out if a team looks bad, just switch playstyle

serene chasm
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now i camp malice and the lesser diffs beause i enjoy it

serene chasm
nimble stag
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(I’m daddy)

full cypress
serene chasm
nimble stag
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I like the game until some smooth brain chimp pushes the poxburster back towards me, then I’m dead and I need to buy a new mouse

pale locust
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team composition is fun and all and it definitely helps when people take into account what they can and should provide to support their team the most

however it's only really important at the most difficult challenges of the game where you actually do have to tryhard. otherwise anything goes, so long as you can effectively solo majority of enemies on your own with your kit

nimble stag
green heron
full cypress
serene chasm
full cypress
green heron
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I used Kapwing for so long, the tracking is so shit

full cypress
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i was gonna use a full helmet so its easier but hiding Jon Bernthal's face in that entire scene/performance is a crime

nimble stag
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John Bernthal looks like he would be in fucking tertium

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Got a face like a packet of gammon

full cypress
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LEGIT

storm hemlock
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He's that zealot that burned down the hab block, yeah

full cypress
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lmfao

full cypress
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then fine, honest mistake, it happens

devout tapir
nimble stag
scenic knoll
nimble stag
full cypress
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noooooo

serene chasm
nimble stag
nimble stag
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Would be crazy to hear him with that accent

serene chasm
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id imagine him as pre corruption wolfer

nimble stag
full cypress
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thats basically what he is in Ghost Recon's last game

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elite army officer gone rogue

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slop ubisoft game but as usual Jon's performance is peak

serene chasm
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always thought about getting that game

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but whenever theres stealth involved in any capacity, id rather galvanize myself

full cypress
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LOL

full cypress
# nimble stag

meanwhile Space Marine 2

"GOOD JOB IN KILLING THAT CARNIFEX™️ BROTHER"

"INDEED."

serene chasm
hoary pelican
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"you didn't even had diarrhea" bro looked

scenic knoll
devout tapir
# serene chasm always thought about getting that game

just be like me, buy a game you're interested in but on the fence for, set a timer for an hour and ~50 minutes, then make your assessment after the timer is finished to refund or not

this has been your local autistic gamer life hack tm

serene chasm
full cypress
# serene chasm

I LOVE how perfectly it matches, since both the video dude and the cadian got that rough london accent lmfao

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its so pissed off

scenic knoll
nimble stag
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The best darktide meme I have ever made

serene chasm
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but i do find it funny that the cadian has shit allover his fucking trainers

full cypress
full cypress
scenic knoll
nimble stag
# full cypress meanwhile Space Marine 2 "GOOD JOB IN KILLING THAT CARNIFEX™️ BROTHER" "INDEED...

“Good job captain Titus! The tyranid splinter fleet has gone feral! The Astra militarium is cleaning up the last remaining pockets of Xenos as we speak! We can now focus our efforts on the traitor legion led by their damned primarch”

millions of light years away

“Sgt Major Morrow! Please kindly remind the Rejects to not defacate in unnsanctioned defecation zones!”

“I use to be a solider ya know?

full cypress
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LMFAO

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SHUT UP

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But also thats what i love with 40k, we are fighting in space detroit meanwhile on another planet some space orks and space prussians are fighting on an ice planet while daemons from hell pour from the sky

meager elm
full cypress
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🧇 whatthefuck_heresy

full cypress
meager elm
serene chasm
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didnt know who marneus calgar was before i saw him in a sm2 cutscene

nimble stag
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Is there actually any lore behind what chapter recruit from atoma?

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I mean there are SM statutes

storm hemlock
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SM are Emperor's angels, it would make sense to plaster them all over the holy district methinks

serene chasm
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yeah, cant they just have statues of the armored manlets?

nimble stag
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No they are definitely primaris

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I was looking at the 40k on atoma

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And this gem is here

full cypress
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LOL

storm hemlock
full cypress
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the veteran iirc says "roughly" 90 Billion at least

lapis bobcat
full cypress
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The ones in the game are primaris but got no chapter markings so its just suppose to be a generic space marine statue

sacred oracle
nimble stag
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It also says the fringe war that they are fighting xeno forces but never say what xeno they are, crazy

storm hemlock
full cypress
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Nah this game was WAY after the Primaris were a thing

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Prims got added in like 2018

sacred oracle
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Atomans be going at it man wth

nimble stag
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What Xenos are in the north west corner of the galaxy

full cypress
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Any random xenos the authors come up with

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we gotta dial up that racism-o-meter

nimble stag
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Just one Xeno called Jeff, he causes a bit of shit every now and again in the moebian domain then just leaves again, he’s an asshole

full cypress
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bet hes a Jokaero too

sacred oracle
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What's a Jokaero

full cypress
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a fucking alien space orangutan who can invent anything

nimble stag
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Oh yeah those guys are wicked

serene chasm
nimble stag
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Forgot about them

sacred oracle
full cypress
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MONKE!

sacred oracle
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(that's cool)

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I love monkey

full cypress
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they are pretty chill

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any space marine squad shoots at them they just raise their finger and annihilate them with a death laser

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peak lore

sacred oracle
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I wanna fist bump a Jokaero

full cypress
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They are super chill so it'd do it back too

sacred oracle
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Lore-accurate Orangutans

full cypress
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if they are a part of your warband they will just do random upgrades on your gear

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homies tweaking

sacred oracle
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Orangutans are so smart there was one in a zoo who hid a paperclip or something in his gums so he could lockpick him and his buddies out of the enclosure

nimble stag
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The citizens of atoma watching the jokaero turn their only functioning waste management system into a giant plasma gun

full cypress
sacred oracle
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And he kept doing this and then just chilling next to the entrance multiple times until they found out

full cypress
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LOL

sacred oracle
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They didn't even do anything

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Just hung out

full cypress
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Honestly considering how Orangutans just usually chill/sit around while messing with stuff i cant blame them

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they are on a grindset we cant comprehend like capybaras

pearl nymph
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They moving

nimble stag
full cypress
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bro actual monke behavior

sacred oracle
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Koko was a gorilla and she did it pretty good

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Even communicated actual feelings

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I think orangutans have an even better chance

nimble stag
storm hemlock
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Her intellegence was debatable, unfortunately

sacred oracle
storm hemlock
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I no rember

sacred oracle
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I remember there was an experiment where they tried teaching animals that death existed and they got depressed or something but maybe not credible xd

nimble stag
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Oh sure, when a chimp poops in its hands and throws at a member of the public it’s hilarious and ‘silly monkey things’ but when I do it i get tackled to the ground and arrested

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Bullshit

sacred oracle
nimble stag
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And that’s why I’m on the tancred bastion

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Whoops!

sacred oracle
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where did the bulls come in

full cypress
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this is some deep 40k OC lore

twilit bane
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most useful thing john gramaticus would ever do if that could be worked out

nimble stag
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Some rougue trader - “xeno! I have sought you out for I have heard of your expertise in craftsmanship! By your hands I want you to bestow upon me a weapon to crush those who would stand against me”

The Jokearo that just wanted to eat bananas on a paradise world

storm hemlock
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Gorillas are scary

nimble stag
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Nah I’d win

twilit bane
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hey man they make better stuff than eldar and they're nicer to talk to

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someone was hotmicing while showing the game to someone

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i repeat if she doesnt like darktide shes not the one

nimble stag
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Girls are scary

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Glad they aren’t real

drowsy walrus
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Me silently plotting

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also the main reason, i won't mic. i don't want to be set upon for a number of reasons

full cypress
twilit bane
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and before anyone says anything my brain CAN NOT support an extra push to talk button

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i tried

drowsy walrus
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i also sound like a child cause i'm short like one laugh_cry

twilit bane
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start smoking chadgryn

lapis bobcat
drowsy walrus
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yes, i get the "do you want a kids menu?" question still. hell yea i do, it's cheaper and it tastes just as good, i am just about 4'5 btw

twilit bane
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jokes on you short people live longer

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guess who's gonna play ad-mech when they finally add it in 70 years

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short people

nimble stag
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People often mistake me for Morgan freeman and I constantly have to correct them

drowsy walrus
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my psyker is at max height so..

twilit bane
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all my chars are medium height so i dont have to readjust to melee between chars

serene chasm
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my psyker is short and i have to mario jump to hit headshots in melee

twilit bane
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unironically the personality scourge is what let me play zealot simply because of that

serene chasm
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psyker and zealot are smol. i play the agitator and find it highly amusing

drowsy walrus
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my Zealot is normal height, she's a peach, but she's never allowed to sing again

serene chasm
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i have a tiny enforcer lady

drowsy walrus
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smol

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tiny but mighty

serene chasm
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mighty because i play her like shes a veteran

nimble stag
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I have some tall goated zealot who is a stimm addict

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He is a professional tweaker

full cypress
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so basically your average catholic

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who said 40k wasnt satire

nimble stag
full cypress
drowsy walrus
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who's you favorite singer?

drowsy walrus
full cypress
spring sail
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can I be explicit in nature for a second?

serene chasm
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let me google wtf that means

serene chasm
drowsy walrus
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Psyker here, i will teach you big words

serene chasm
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as a european, most of the words you guys use confuse the fuck outta me and i have to google them mid conversation

spring sail
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im referencing kevin gates

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an american folklore hero

serene chasm
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who tf is that

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right

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was there a depressing rant planned or?

spring sail
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so now yall disappointed when i dont rant

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no pleasin yall!

serene chasm
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that was dilara

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please put me in a seperate box

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i can appreciate finely crafted rants of pure desperation

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note that im not familiar with your previous statements because i didnt read them

drowsy walrus
serene chasm
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i communicate in memes anyway so it doesnt matter lol.

hoary pelican
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curio from ancient times, way before civilization

pearl nymph
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200 rating

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not even 17% toughness

hoary pelican
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it is from ancient times

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when calculations were not correct

pearl nymph
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I still dont think they are correct right now

hoary pelican
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max you can get on a curio rn is 170

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the times where you had to stack toughness regen speed on everyone because we didn't have great alternatives and definitely not a skill tree, especially on ogryn

muted violet
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light work (i was sweating like a mf the entire time)
consignment yard, high intensity shock auric damn

muted violet
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believe it or not, 3 shots maulers

hoary pelican
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nice work

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with no respite it can 2 shot them

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  • flak
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assuming pellets are all hitting ofc

muted violet
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ye

hoary pelican
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the main problem with kantrael rn imo is the incen ammo burn stacking

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with the hp buffs overall to enemies especially elites and bulwarks using special ammo feels not rewarding with a cap of 10 stacks

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its main fire is still solid tho

muted violet
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i literally have it for the meme and that's it lol

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does it happen to fuck incredibly hard, yes
do i use it often: no

hoary pelican
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fair enough. I hope the special ammo gets a cap buff tho

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meanwhile lawbringer in the corner

pearl nymph
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Poor lawbringer

marsh cairn
scenic knoll
robust patrol
faint falcon
ripe topaz
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buff gurnades

faint falcon
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girthnades

gritty saffron
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THe strongest zealot I've ever met...

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Naked grandpa

coarse island
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Pls stop

faint falcon
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<@&735928989146939404> Abominable Intelligence detected.

ruby briar
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ai, cringe

fierce quest
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Mods, make him consume the finest british cuisine

rocky fable
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beans and toast

pale locust
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yeah rule 9 again

fierce quest
mystic dirge
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you see comerade vasily, if you hold gun like me...

spring sail
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all fingers present on their left hand tells you everything you need to know about their accuracy

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they can definitely flip tortillas without feeling a thing

muted violet
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"you see Ivan if you hold gun like this you shoot more accurately for fear of hitting fingers"

gritty saffron
latent narwhal
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highest level ive seen was 4092

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was a vet

gritty saffron
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How do you even go past 30?

versed anvil
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True level mod

gritty saffron
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Fair enough

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I'm afraid to learn the levels of these 2 dudes...

mystic dirge
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yeah they pop up a lot and confuse people

gritty saffron
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Glad that they do
They can probably solo the siblings on damnation, but with every enemy being turned to plague ogryns

versed anvil
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I love getting a naked player they're generally quite friendly

twilit bane
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and will absolutely dc/reconnect if they get disabled

modern helm
gritty saffron
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They were nice enough to me 🤔

twilit bane
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Hunde is alright when hes alone KEKW_ogryn

versed anvil
twilit bane
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naked people are rarely nice they have around 3k+ hours and just play out of habit not enjoyment

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shout out to taur tho hes nice

hoary pelican
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I feel personally attacked

versed anvil
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I've played with some nice people maybe it's a European thing.

twilit bane
hoary pelican
# twilit bane 🤔 am i wrong?

nah you are right, its like a job now. I always stay nice tho, don't understand the point of being toxic in a coop game lmao

twilit bane
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ikr its like shitting your own pants

hoary pelican
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if you don't like your teammates and they're being an ass, just leave and start another run

twilit bane
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shit talking people just makes them play worse if the mission is that bad just try again with a new team

versed anvil
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It takes a special level of dogshit to make me wanna leave anyway.

It's also pretty easy to gauge if you're going to win or lose a run based on if they walk past the first medicade when they need it or not.

twilit bane
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i only leave if people ignore plasteel

full cypress
ripe topaz
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people who just tags plasteel and go about their business bottogun

drowsy walrus
maiden ether
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I tag plasteel to hear the voice

full cypress
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i do collect them when i can because that collect-noise + the popup tickles the pleasure centers of my brain

fierce quest
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Plasteel yum

full cypress
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AAA-

maiden ether
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you can do all three, tag it, bag it, and hear the voice line and the sound effect

full cypress
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Yeah but 1cm is too far away!!!

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Must kill

rocky fable
storm hemlock
serene chasm
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mf's should hand me the plasteel on a silver platter, its what i deserve

maiden ether
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I uh

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got it from faith girlcel on Twitter and have been doing it for the last uh,,, 3 months

storm hemlock
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stunning and brave moment

maiden ether
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that and its funnier

storm hemlock
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true

mystic dirge
desert chasm
faint falcon
#

love silly names like this

rocky fable
#

good chest piece combo with the rogue trader pants/head

ripe topaz
#

RIP the jacker salute
jacked too many times

pearl nymph
#

whos up ripping their jack

rocky fable
#

never seen this one before

serene chasm
#

pretty common for me lol

earnest grove
pure gate
rocky fable
#

rejects will be like this no more

#

itemization be praised

acoustic oracle
#

If WhatsApp was in Darktide

serene chasm
#

when rinda slides into your dms 🥴

rocky fable
#

NONSENSE BROTHER

#

join me in prayer

ripe topaz
serene chasm
#

need

desert chasm
serene chasm
#

omw to a dinner date with rinda (im never making it back)

twilit bane
faint falcon
ripe topaz
#

chugging fart condensate

faint falcon
#

how does this get worse

serene chasm
#

meanwhile tyrael just chilling

#

gambling away

pale locust
mystic dirge
vital hull
faint falcon
serene chasm
#

saltz and kerr being so close makes my skin crawl

#

anyway

faint falcon
#

why is saltzpyre ugly

serene chasm
#

ugly but cool

#

literally me

faint falcon
#

he doesn't look like he'd be cool but you act cool therefore you're better than saltzpyre

#

w

serene chasm
#

we even have the same first name

#

obviously i had to main him cmon now

serene chasm
#

all ogryn penances done?

serene chasm
# full cypress

bruh look at this goofy mf, point and laugh at this loser with no life

full cypress
#

also just one left

#

Not the worst tbh

serene chasm
#

not the best either lol

full cypress
#

only upside is big boom

full cypress
serene chasm
full cypress
#

Uh just the last 3 tiers left

#

doing it all for that fucking moebian armor

#

all the class stuff is done, just mostly map speedrunning ones left

serene chasm
#

yeah the auric stuff gives alot of points

full cypress
#

yeeee i just want cool armor 😩

#

slowly but surely

serene chasm
#

i wanna see your ogryn in it

#

the fat blueberry

faint falcon
#

I have almost no ogryn penances but got the armor

serene chasm
#

i only have this meme of one

faint falcon
#

finished the other 3 classes

full cypress
serene chasm
#

true

faint falcon
serene chasm
#

the mask is cool as fuck

faint falcon
#

I like to say the mask is communicating for him since he don't talk

serene chasm
#

my ogryn doesnt wear pants

faint falcon
#

so poor he can't afford pants 😂

serene chasm
#

bro was houngreh

faint falcon
#

When Bubba the almost-servitor is more deserving of pants

serene chasm
#

darktide gone sexual

faint falcon
#

not with that ogryn in frame

maiden ether
serene chasm
#

the stompaz

#

this guy was scary

faint falcon
serene chasm
#

these gals skipped ration day

#

smol

faint falcon
#

Vigilante 😳

rocky fable
#

skipped out on their krieg corpse starch

faint falcon
#

I'll feed them

serene chasm
#

they need it

twilit bane
#

then leave the mission and requeue for it

full cypress
#

LMAO

rocky fable
#

female loose cannon

#

🐐

#

superior vet option

serene chasm
#

uhm that was prof

desert chasm
#

shit you beat me to it 😔

serene chasm
#

gotcha

rocky fable
#

doesnt change my statement

serene chasm
#

C thingy thingy SMOKE!

#

poof💥

rocky fable
#

loose cannon is the one who has shit callouts iirc right

desert chasm
#

yeag

rocky fable
#

yea statement still stands

twilit bane
#

THINGY

#

THINGY!!!!!!!!1

rocky fable
#

F loose cannon voice too good

serene chasm
#

still wont change this beating ur gonna get for miss quoating my vet

rocky fable
#

i win

#

noob

rocky fable
#

quoating

twilit bane
#

I like both loose canon i ued to have a cadian before the personality change

serene chasm
twilit bane
#

so many people changed off cadian it was funny

serene chasm
#

i may be shit at spelling, but i can fekin cook

twilit bane
#

same

serene chasm
rocky fable
#

i win again

#

noob

desert chasm
#

maybe if the Cutthroats didn't whinge so much I'd like them more

rocky fable
#

thats why I like loose cannon

#

no talk about cadia

#

just goofin and not doing shit properly

#

no callouts nothing

twilit bane
serene chasm
#

crionge

#

cutty doesnt deserve hate

twilit bane
#

cadians legit only talk to other vets

#

anti social weirdos

serene chasm
#

they dont

#

i main one i know lol

twilit bane
#

idk i had a cadian for the longest time

#

maybe they added more lines later

serene chasm
#

nope

#

theyre old

#

from the begining of the game they talked to everyone

#

nothing changed

serene chasm
#

the quality is superb

rocky fable
#

still waiting for chaos marine as a 4th boss out of BoN,Pogryn,and CS

mystic dirge
#

yeah thats my channel

serene chasm
mystic dirge
serene chasm
#

HOLY SHIT BOOBS

#

IN MY DARKTIDE

pearl nymph
#

ded

dry dirge
#

Bro had lots of thoughts in his mind

rocky fable
#

hes just never seen boobs before in atoma

serene chasm
#

GW employee reaction

full cypress
# mystic dirge

One day we are legit gonna find who at FS did the nipples poking out the tanktop

#

I legit gotta ask Strawhat this at some point

serene chasm
#

they stare right back at you dont they

full cypress
dreamy olive
faint falcon
serene chasm
faint falcon
#

she has more muscle than I thought

#

hey.... i gotta go....

faint falcon
#

it was nice knowing you.......

mystic dirge
serene chasm
#

is that fat sauron

serene chasm
#

my fursona

#

angry bri'ish man with skull mask

mystic dirge
#

hmm...MaGhost Asteras-333 susgryn

faint falcon
#

yeah I stole this

faint falcon
#

giggles, kicks feet a lil

serene chasm
#

speaking of giggles

faint falcon
#

raa hahaha

#

I bopped a few of them on the heads earlier on my ogryn and opened another one up with the ripper. Why did they all go bye bye while we were playing toys? Sitgryn

rocky fable
#

@fervent arrow

#

me

faint falcon
#

me but when Brahms threatens to kill someone with the airlocks and poisoning again

fervent arrow
faint falcon
#

Join her in prayer

#

She probably needs that tbh

rocky fable
#

as an agitator zealot i must

#

but lady alice #1

fervent arrow
#

@rocky fable but the real one is this guy

rocky fable
serene chasm
#

she tried to touch me

fervent arrow
serene chasm
#

jesus christ

fervent arrow
#

Missclick I swear

serene chasm
#

missinput

faint falcon
#

She tried to touch my zealot but he was too busy trying to judge people with his hood on and knife out

serene chasm
#

when i click my penance shortcut on accident and hestia decides to unload evert slur know to the imperium at my loose cannon

desert chasm
#

she's mean to my psyker so i don't ljke her : (

serene chasm
#

gif bugged

desert chasm
#

lol

fervent arrow
faint falcon
lilac flax
prime kettle
#

Same but to my pskyer

lilac flax
#

keep in mind my ogryn has the head where he has a double chin and looks like phil mitchell essentially

faint falcon
#

Ogryn are all big baby men

rocky fable
#

she wants the ogryn spectrum power

#

just a hint of the tism

prime kettle
#

The power to breath through their eyeballs

serene chasm
faint falcon
#

She's trying to get one to help her reach for scripts and to lift things

fervent arrow
faint falcon
#

Perils of the Warp time

desert chasm
#

yeah its 4 o clock

spring sail
#

When the npcs make fun of cadians I just want it noted that it’s technically a racial comment and I demand an apology.

faint falcon
serene chasm
#

how mf's walk out of the prem shop

spring sail
#

Thank god krieg is safe though, not many regiments could master the art of utilizing the 2nd worst military doctrine and losing more manpower than they can create

serene chasm
#

imagine wanting to be german lmao

spring sail
#

krieg guardsman never back down

too stupid to know what the hell is even happening

#

can’t stress that fighting in a gas mask is the worst possible performance you can get

serene chasm
#

oh khhrrieg ja? i want to be emotionless soldier ja?

spring sail
#

Combo’d by fighting like 1920’s cannon fodder with fucking shovels

#

Also they’re children so

#

Sounds like somebody likes child soldiers

serene chasm
#

lol

#

when im orbiting krieg and accidentally push the big red and locked button

spring sail
#

Entrench now you bdsm shovel brained lemmings

serene chasm
rocky fable
#

how it feels to play zealot

spring sail
#

your pfp matches that statement lol

serene chasm
#

i was gonna say: me visiting sefoni and asking for the wrong meatgrinder

pale locust
rocky fable
#

see literally

#

(even though thats psyker shrieking vent)

pale locust
#

nah it's just him mocking ragers

rocky fable
#

WE CAN ALL SCREAM

#

best psyker voice for a reason

#

my beloved etc

opal smelt
#

Why does this always take so Karkin' long?

faint falcon
#

It's faster through Steam

fervent arrow
versed anvil
#

I ignored it then my game infinite loading screened so I did it as a form of appeasement

serene chasm
#

when i let them check my files my game broke, starter stuttering

#

never again lol

fervent arrow
#

Let them check my files? You mean less time for purging heretics? Not gonna get me that way tzeentch

full cypress
full cypress
serene chasm
versed anvil
serene chasm
#

common occurrence in the us

pale locust
#

bro sounds like HowToBasic by the end

drowsy walrus
charred turtle
river pulsar
near adder
#

i blame the ear piece dors has, must be warp infused KEKW_ogryn

twilit bane
#

ok which one of you is this?

serene chasm
#

russo

twilit bane
#

impressive 3rd person melee sounds like hell

serene chasm
twilit bane
#

muh weakspots tho

serene chasm
#

open your eyes and youll hit them

twilit bane
#

🙄

twilit bane
#

🙄 🙄 whats the point of melee if you cant see the whites of their eyes

serene chasm
#

my monitor is usually on when i play, so i can see everything just fine

twilit bane
pearl nymph
#

Same

#

I play 3rd person gun psyker

#

with a DS4

#

it easily works

twilit bane
#

i hate all of u

#

STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE

serene chasm
#

ahh mf

twilit bane
serene chasm
#

single celled organism

pale locust
serene chasm
#

finally

modern helm
drowsy walrus
faint falcon
#

butt error

hoary pelican
pearl nymph
#

That was the squad

rocky fable
#

suicide squad i think

dark ravine
#

There was plenty more

rocky fable
#

the warp's influence grows

#

strange things popping up around atoma

drowsy walrus
rocky fable
#

brothers in arms

balmy ginkgo
#

What is going on

#

I keep seeing different characters ask this question

pearl nymph
#

I was in that lobby

#

idk

balmy ginkgo
#

I made a clever Castlevania reference and went about my business, then after my next match someone else was saying the same thing

wet matrix
#

I sometimes say the same thing to different groups to start a conversation

delicate mantle
#

Could it be bots??

#

who takes the time to type that long ass message on xbox

#

Idk if you've tried typing on controller

pearl nymph
#

that could be gamepass

#

it has the same icon

wet flax
wet flax
drowsy walrus
#

Vampires, man. sipping a juice pouch that’s actually blood

dark ravine
#

This went as well as expected

red sundial
wet matrix
#

Dont even need to give up your controller just hook a keyboard up through a usb and set it in front of you

faint falcon
muted violet
#

i am ashamed of my damage taken but everything else is p nice

faint falcon
#

pnice

is that a reference.....

pearl nymph
#

p nice

muted violet
#

get your karking head out of the gutter magos

ripe topaz
#

pee is silent

muted violet
#

p nice = pretty nice
this is why we can't have nice things

modern helm
#

Mine is based

muted violet
#

dont you have that one fucky one that tanks performance or something?

modern helm
#

I have power di and a better setup scoreboard

lyric tree
#

Spread Misinformation about Darktide x Space Marine II Collab

pale locust
green heron
nimble stag
#

Should do this but scab mauler

full cypress
#

RAH HAHAHA

serene chasm
fierce quest
#

MAUUULER!

full cypress
#

MO-LAH

serene chasm
#

cutty's MOULAH is truly peak

nimble stag
#

The most memed enemy in the whole of Darktide

#

Goofy ass mf

wet matrix
#

Everything is so perfect about this clip

#

I love it

faint falcon
#

bro felt the lightning and didn't know how to handle it

mystic dirge
#

dont stab people in the back of the head

drowsy walrus
#

Psyker aboose

ripe topaz
#

psyker caboose

full cypress
#

Psyker loose

serene chasm
ripe topaz
#

Kruber?!

serene chasm
#

how does that sound like kruber to you

full cypress
#

shoot that guy

full cypress
ripe topaz
serene chasm
#

target eliminated

maiden ether
dreamy olive
frail agate
#

the darktide modding experience

west crystal
#

Go in the parameters and disable the memory checkers

rocky fable
#

how do

#

cause ive only had that crash out of memory issue twice ever in 1K hours

#

and id rather not have it at all

west crystal
rocky fable
#

dont go mod happy

#

got it

pale locust
faint falcon
#

old

#

crusty

ripe topaz
#

go on lick his forehead

serene chasm
#

i need to tell him something

faint falcon
#

I wanna dorkstamp his forehead

#

he's even got a target...

pale locust
#

thought this angle was striking
this map looks fairly good in the fog modifier

rocky fable
#

carnival yea?

#

dont think ive ever gotten this map with fog mod

serene chasm
#

looks like a nice place for a relaxing/romantic walk

#

might update my rejectfinder bio to "likes long walks down narrow alleys in tertiums underhive."

full cypress
#

Romantic and fitting

serene chasm
#

i aim to please

crystal kite
pale locust
#

Cadian's a good lad

serene chasm
#

cant believe someone isnt shitting on him for once

twilit bane
#

I have never been so locked in my entire life

storm hemlock
#

Finally, some good after mission reward

nimble stag
storm hemlock
#

Carnival is supposed to be inspired by victorian London though

storm hemlock
serene chasm
#

why cant i have games like that wtf

rocky fable
serene chasm
#

jokes on you im the fourth

rocky fable
desert chasm
#

🫴 Woe, 3 Gunlugger Ogryns be upon ye

serene chasm
#

oh nah fuck that

vital hull
storm hemlock
#

brothers

twilit bane
#

@rocky fable@waxen oar YOU CANT JUDGE ME ONLY THE EMPEROR(and randomly appointed inquisitors) CAN JUDGE ME

serene chasm
#

guard cat

bronze mesa
#

Skrunkly

granite aspen
serene chasm
#

what the fuck is that

desert chasm
#

Mods, confiscate all his plasteel

storm hemlock
quasi surge
#

Purge the heretical mutant!

granite aspen
#

maybe divine punishment

storm hemlock
#

noo(

storm hemlock
drowsy walrus
#

i'll make a felinid one day. and it'll look like it just got dragged around the island of Dr Moreau, and it will not be... that

serene chasm
#

how dare you not conform to the catboy norms

#

yes inquisitor, this one right here isnt a catboy/femboy

drowsy walrus
#

i don't like cat boys, but i fucking love Gwyndolin. my beloved.

drowsy walrus
rocky fable
#

the og

#

(i fucking killed him)

drowsy walrus
#

oh no my boy