darktide-pics-vids

[ripe topaz]

how he get those purple stain on the stache

[faint falcon]

his makeup is running 😢

[ripe topaz]

mouthing something

[wet matrix]

Boy why you so ourple⁉️😭

[ripe topaz]

warp dUsT?

[serene chasm]

dont wonder why

[faint falcon]

I don't have to wonder hard. Corpse starch is dangerous if not refined enough and can be a choking hazard

[serene chasm]

if youre asking seriously you can have custom hair color

[ripe topaz]

no asking about fluff

[serene chasm]

plenty of other choking hazards for his fruity ass

[faint falcon]

for future reference

[serene chasm]

so cute

[faint falcon]

don't tell him that or he'll try to kill you

[serene chasm]

he'd start spitting anime words at me

oh you mean the vet

[faint falcon]

nah he'd just grab a gun and go after you he is not stable

dunno how my zealot is married to him

[serene chasm]

hold on i have one with eye contact

[wet matrix]

This triggered my fight or flight

[serene chasm]

it should

he is using his anime powers to levitate

[ripe topaz]

don't get captured..

[wet matrix]

Good to see my survival instincts are intact

[faint falcon]

can he put his fucking shoes on

[serene chasm]

bro thats part of his aesthetic

[faint falcon]

SHOES. NOW

[wet matrix]

Give him those zealot trash bag shoes

[faint falcon]

the zealot grippy socks?

[serene chasm]

grippy what

[wet matrix]

The ones that came with the grey pants from penance update

[serene chasm]

oh the militarum shoes_d

sorry for my modder slang

[serene chasm]

i can get you a close up of his grippers

[faint falcon]

NO

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/toes-gif-20993164

[faint falcon]

I will only view him from the legs up thank you

above the knees

[serene chasm]

fair enough

[faint falcon]

that's almost perfect

[serene chasm]

ankels up

[wet matrix]

He really is a disgusting creature

[serene chasm]

he is, i based him off an old friend that fell to anime adiction

its sad that i can literally still smell him

[faint falcon]

all the grippy socks

[serene chasm]

oh the ninja shoes

[faint falcon]

grippy socks.

[serene chasm]

the mom socks

[faint falcon]

psych ward socks 😔

they're comfortable at least

[wet matrix]

Those are longer

[faint falcon]

No they can be short cuffed too

Source: I've worn both types

[wet matrix]

Typically longer

[faint falcon]

yeah most of them are longer

first visit gave me short crews

[serene chasm]

no offense i assumed you to be a grippy sock wearer

[faint falcon]

💀

you right

I haven't been back in over 2 years though let's keep up the streak!!!!!!!!

[serene chasm]

you barefoot now or what

or do you wear those furry socks

[faint falcon]

Only at home

I usually wear tube or crew now

[serene chasm]

i always wear socks, and used to take pride in my cool sock collection

they are shit quality and were washed out

[faint falcon]

I don't like the feeling of most socks and they make walking on my wooden floor hard

[serene chasm]

i slip sometimes

life flashes before my eyes

because i do a random sprint and almost kill myself

[faint falcon]

I can't even sprint in my apartment (not that I would bc that shit hurts my knees)

[wet matrix]

I have to wear shoes everywhere

Dont like touching the floor

[faint falcon]

I try to keep my feet covered bc I'm supposed to due to diabetes skill issue

[serene chasm]

how does that help with diabeetus

so you dont step on sugar?

[faint falcon]

More prone to foot issues and infections

[serene chasm]

oh right

thats what i said

anyway, here is the gripper

made him purple cuz the pink hurt my eyes

[wet matrix]

Noooooo😭

At least dye his hair something else

[serene chasm]

ok

[wet matrix]

[faint falcon]

dye it white

[serene chasm]

too late

he is purpl

purple grippster

[wet matrix]

Unironically really like it

[ripe topaz]

bed slippers

[serene chasm]

why

[wet matrix]

Idk

Feel like i shouldnt

But goes hard

[serene chasm]

you really shouldnt like that creature

[coarse python]

Crackhead fit fr fr

[serene chasm]

Another sniffer, this time they're reading my literature, or trying to eat it i cant tell

made an edit of my own

[wet matrix]

Doesnt she know those bright colors are supposed to signify poison?

[serene chasm]

she looks very set on eating him

@faint falcon made a sniffer edit with what i had at hand

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sniffing-snout-hole-cute-gif-16899355

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sniff-gif-26084293

@ripe topaz gave the pup a guarman helmet

[faint falcon]

"I miss my wife."

[serene chasm]

holy eyebrows

man is all brow

[faint falcon]

the holy pack hit different

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrows-raising-sexy-hippo-gif-14839572

[drowsy walrus]

As a Psyker, I can confirm I eat operatives to gain power

[serene chasm]

i want to see this in action

[faint falcon]

🔍

[marsh marten]

the amount of wounds on this guy

[soft ingot]

Oh no

[pearl nymph]

Not swagger!

[serene chasm]

😩 🍑

[solemn verge]

people smells like slaneesh here

[serene chasm]

closer

[solemn verge]

NO !

[serene chasm]

great first response

[solemn verge]

REPENTIN ROK !

[drowsy walrus]

Heretic spotted

[marsh marten]

Man i love the environment and color grading so much

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22368685

[serene chasm]

me when i see swagger

[drowsy walrus]

Well dressed man

[potent quarry]

Captain Price

[faint falcon]

he is priceless

[serene chasm]

i would pay to never see him again

[faint falcon]

So mean

[potent quarry]

yes i'm broke i'm in need of dockets

[faint falcon]

Be nice to him

[faint falcon]

Do a little dance

[potent quarry]

price says no

he just wants his crew

[faint falcon]

Okay, what about drinking a glass of water

10,000 dockets

[serene chasm]

what about drinking a coke and a water

[faint falcon]

20,000 dockets if it makes you happy to drink some coke

[serene chasm]

cokeandawater

[vivid parcel]

Waterandwater

[potent quarry]

i'm okay with water

just water will do

[faint falcon]

im just running laps around the mission table

[faint falcon]

YAYYYY

don't even need to click to know............. party time

[soft ingot]

Best line ever

[vivid parcel]

Veterans loving the heat of battle always makes me smile

[serene chasm]

scrolling through all the naked fanfics in the art channel be like

[vivid parcel]

Ikr. Trying to act like I don’t like it is so hard

[limpid falcon]

we should have like atleast 5 watchers around the mourningstar pestering people and then scurrying away when they get yelled at

[faint falcon]

mindrot

[limpid falcon]

jorking it infront of his fellow rejects

unprofessional...

[faint falcon]

No that's the Zerkinoff technique to make stimms more effective you see

[ripe topaz]

weapon clearing ritual

[limpid falcon]

particle accelerator

[faint falcon]

they even revved up for the spin

[pearl nymph]

the double flipping dog

[faint falcon]

double dog dared to kill you

[pearl nymph]

I have so many goofy dog clips

This one went to another hive city

[faint falcon]

new Nurgle ability - neck stretch

[slender tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-blown-away-blown-back-gif-22009589

[olive condor]

i just remembered i have this bugged knife with 2 trinkets

somehow i managed to do it

[charred glade]

To bad on vet it doesnt 1 shot flamers and dreg gunners to the head.

[vagrant grail]

Its a nice 1v9 game, It should be good to unlock each steps of difficulty by completing the last difficulty lvl. to filter noob. I 'am bored to play alone on each game. specialy since the new patch....

[faint falcon]

Chest

[charred glade]

You need puncture 4, maniac damage of 25%, and atleast 75 damage stat for chest of flamers to be a 2 shot. For headshots to be a one shot you need maniac 25%, focus fire stack of two and all ranged damage nodes.

Bolter weapons are not nearly as effective as they should be.

[faint falcon]

I don't need to read that to know my bolt pistol is fun and good

[charred glade]

All of this within 17-20 meters depenadant

[faint falcon]

You should math less and shoot hard and more

[charred glade]

Very fun just needs a little more oompf

[faint falcon]

Not with that attitude

you're too busy doing mathematicals to watch things explode in half

very inefficient

[serene chasm]

you look like cj from san andreas while shooting it too

[faint falcon]

which is very se- holy and awesome

[charred glade]

I pretty much only use bolt weapons since the start of patch 7

[faint falcon]

They're better for mid to close range with all that recoil

and I wanna see things explode into chunks

[serene chasm]

MORE CHUNKS!

[faint falcon]

MORE BLOOD SPRAY!

[serene chasm]

thats why the shoot while sprinting blessing is best on it

tho i dont use the boltpistol

[faint falcon]

yeah I run that on both my vet and zealot since both are high mobility

[serene chasm]

high 'tism high mobility, i like your style

i make my vet eat a pack of crayons before each mission

[faint falcon]

Mine gets drunk to improve his performance

[serene chasm]

my zealot has a different ritual...

[faint falcon]

or 💩 you be the judge

[serene chasm]

why not both

at the same time

[faint falcon]

time to die

[serene chasm]

dumpstertruck

[faint falcon]

babyback ribs

[serene chasm]

which difficulty do you play on

[faint falcon]

Between normal heresy and auric damnation depends on the mood

[serene chasm]

i main lvl 2-3

[faint falcon]

I'm regular 4-5 and aurics bc I need enrichment

[serene chasm]

oh, i just troll and people on lower diff's tend to have a smaller brain capacity so i get away with it

higher up and people can actually use their keyboard (scary)

[serene chasm]

the difference in our gameplay is pretty funny

alfred fistcock did ragequit tho 😢

[faint falcon]

probably my fav interaction with any zealot/vet combo

[faint falcon]

lmao

[serene chasm]

this one is golden, my friends xbox pov, i deleted a random zealot and killed myself

[faint falcon]

THE CRACK IN HIS VOICE

[serene chasm]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[serene chasm]

KISS-CAM💋

and a morning stretch session

[faint falcon]

headbutts you

[serene chasm]

watch out for his special issue short bus helmet

[serene chasm]

death

[faint falcon]

SPLIT HIM IN HALF

[serene chasm]

that was brutal

[faint falcon]

see you don't need to be taller than 5 ft to cause carnage

[serene chasm]

kharrrrrrribbb

[faint falcon]

"aeiou" - KX-8

[serene chasm]

good ogryn dialogue

bomarepoutinin

[serene chasm]

someone made an edit

im going 2 sleep

[faint falcon]

gudnight

great game!

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/bbl-groceries-gif-11010897895106518720

[faint falcon]

CATCH THE ASSET

[serene chasm]

yeah we got ported into a failed level 2 game, told the last surviving member he was ass and he told me to suck his di**

[faint falcon]

how unfortunate for them

[serene chasm]

he was a psyker

they deserved it

[faint falcon]

you can't be mean to psykers you'll hurt this boy's feelings

[serene chasm]

the feelings in question

[soft ingot]

Dude... how pinpoint precise did you sent this?

[serene chasm]

what

[faint falcon]

I don't think you were making sense here my brother

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[vivid parcel]

Ulgo spent too much time pretending to be on ogryn he might become one

[faint falcon]

dw he makes that joke a lot too

[vivid parcel]

Ok good I’m uglos #1 fan

[serene chasm]

the ogryn intelligence is infectious

[vivid parcel]

Shrimple as

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-simple-its-shrimple-gif-25735431

[digital hare]

Double darktide anyone?

[vivid parcel]

the only way to play tbh

[faint falcon]

I love setting my machine spirit into a frenzy (don't do this)

[olive condor]

just had a zealot on auric maelstrom with lots of wounds, from the start he was trying to get his health to 1 wound, plus he's always been away from the team even on defense stages of the mission, and dying alone far away, and then abandoned the game when we got a boss with nurgle blessing
i just cant comprehend how psychopathic and stupid you should be to play like this

[wet matrix]

Sounds like he shouldnt be on auric at all

But dont call people names

Thats mean

[olive condor]

we still won btw

[olive condor]

i call things by their names

[wet matrix]

Rude and hateful. Change as a person❤️

[olive condor]

making me think you're one of these

[wet matrix]

Nah i know im not good enough for auric maelstrom

I stick to damnation and auric damnation typically

And if my doing bad ill leave at a point where it wont screw over my team like in a non combat zone

[olive condor]

thanks for not sabotaging auric maelstrom teams

[storm hemlock]

imagine running martyrdom and getting hit on purpose

[olive condor]

this is fucking reality right there, dude

not imagination

[storm hemlock]

[solemn verge]

want me demoman ?

[wet matrix]

I mean...

You need a mod to do that tbf

[vivid parcel]

That’s the joke chucklehead

[vivid parcel]

Couldn’t hurt now could it

[solemn verge]

here

its an old screenshot so

[vivid parcel]

Poifect

[wet matrix]

Dont see how it is

[vivid parcel]

Cuz dark tides customization is pretty booty without mods lol

It’s ironic

Or stupid

Idk

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-2-use-your-imagination-fairy-godmother-ideas-gif-5531488615512330445

[drowsy walrus]

We love demoman

[solemn verge]

this runt must smell...

[faint falcon]

Not easy being cheesy

[solemn verge]

its a zealot named after a stinky french cheese

so it must be...

A SMELLOT

HAH !

[faint falcon]

Clever

[pearl nymph]

me and best friend, Knify

[drowsy walrus]

You need no other, or anything else

Only Knife

[unborn flax]

you love having naked characters lmao

*near naked

[chilly locust]

The Human Body is a Beautiful thing.

[ripe topaz]

just need a few more appendages

[long forge]

i have reached peak darktide

[pearl nymph]

It's so goofy

[pearl nymph]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1254462562003714239/1259002434181664808/1361210_20240706053055_1.png?ex=668b6a63&is=668a18e3&hm=f97e8887a5fc49eb0032bd7ac444c0e55071fe3a64a885f7b330a5dfb05da397&

It's just too funny

[vivid parcel]

It’s beautiful

[drowsy walrus]

how are you guys just going in half naked?

[vivid parcel]

You see

Step 1. Take off your clothes

Step 2. Profit

[ripe topaz]

Darktide: Beach episode

[drowsy walrus]

how... how does one remove thine cloths

[vivid parcel]

How do you go to the bathroom?

[drowsy walrus]

👀

[vivid parcel]

Just do that

[pearl nymph]

Ogryn ate my clothes 😦

[storm hemlock]

'ate clothes (not nudist just don't like em)

[drowsy walrus]

oh damn, rest in pieces

[dawn axle]

I'm an ogryn irl, what's "bathroom"?

[storm hemlock]

it's the bat's hroom

[soft ingot]

Put clothes back on! Smelly feet is what yous all are!

[vivid parcel]

sigh well if ulgo says it, it must be done

[solemn verge]

speaking of smelly

@soft ingotthis zeaot is named after a stinky french cheese

[soft ingot]

Ew

[solemn verge]

ITS A SMELLOT

[soft ingot]

YPUS RIGHT

[sacred oracle]

What if Roger the ogryn hasn't been given boots privileges yet

Wears the rest of his clothes though

[soft ingot]

Then he good. He just dont have boots yet

THE OTHERS HAVE EM AN A KNOW IT

[faint falcon]

Harder to find boots to fit an ogryn

[soft ingot]

Ye

[stray ridge]

Hard to find boots for Ogryn without holes in em...

need beeg metal feet like space mureens got so we won't have holes in our boots that let the water in...

[ripe topaz]

take off his shoes, must be RIPE

[faint falcon]

NO MORE

[solemn verge]

even beast smeII Iess bad

[faint falcon]

[ripe topaz]

seasoned twice daily by walking in the torrents to feed the enzymes

[solemn verge]

wait, was this thing reaIIy in the b0x ?

[drowsy walrus]

nurgle scented candle

[drowsy walrus]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YOv6OPJOMPw?si=1wqKqLMHXNEuiOyw

[solemn verge]

HAH

[balmy ginkgo]

@faint falcon I thought of you for some reason

[vivid parcel]

I wish

[modern pumice]

The Magos would probably say there is still too much flesh.

[faint falcon]

I'm so sorry

[faint falcon]

In layman's terms: not my type.

Unless they want to try and kill me to prove their worth...

[modern pumice]

All i've got is my fists, knife and las rifle. You've many macadendrites.. don't think i could win.

[faint falcon]

I wouldn't kill you but I'd appreciate the effort if you tried to kill me. You're just an acquaintance to me, though.

[modern pumice]

nods and raises a bottle I at least have alcohol.

[faint falcon]

You're not even going to try to kill me? Not even as a friend? I knew you didn't value my presence...

[modern pumice]

grins i kill from afar Magos, mostly. I didn't say no to it.

[faint falcon]

Not even an attempted shot?

[modern pumice]

When you least expect it. Maybe when you're praying with incense or eating a pretzel from Sister Lucia.

Leave it to your imagination on when.

[faint falcon]

😻

I'll be sure to tag you in a harmless manner if you are spotted in your attempts.

[modern pumice]

-.- with that damn servo skull?

[faint falcon]

Yes.

You better speak of him with more respect.

[modern pumice]

It has a name?

[faint falcon]

V1C.

[modern pumice]

Got it, i'll be sure to mention it's name next time before i hit it with a shock maul

[meager elm]

sla

he broke free

movie death

howd he get there

whos carrying it

welcoming line

my psyker is afraid of flights

[faint falcon]

Destroy it, and I will kill you.

[modern pumice]

Like Hadon, you'll look to me for a replacement?

[faint falcon]

I'll servitorize you. I have another skull.

[modern pumice]

nods i'll keep it in mind. Maybe the Imperium will get more use out of me that way.

[pearl nymph]

The rapture

[faint falcon]

burn it

[soft ingot]

Agreed

[sacred oracle]

Ok

[soft ingot]

Come on...

Make good names!

[pearl nymph]

the cartoon flying body

@cosmic heart

[soft ingot]

Im tired of seeing these sorts of names.

[modern helm]

He’s hauling ass

He found @daring plume

[toxic harness]

giant sighting at the shrine today

[faint falcon]

brid 🐦

[unborn flax]

bríd, sure that’s something in some language

[vivid parcel]

I means bird in Spanish (it doesn’t)

[serene chasm]

had some good old fashioned cadian fun

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/idPKxcYxcPN7ibaZs/d1337rYGLyD4?invite=cr-MSx6YzAsMjI5OTYxNzY3LA

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/idPZo1ILaToKJxqiv/d1337F50ymsk?invite=cr-MSxiQW0sMjI5OTYxNzY3LA

[charred glade]

Stairway to heaven begins to play

[pearl nymph]

lol

[limpid falcon]

dear god they've employed new jetpack technology

[vivid parcel]

I’m just missing medic now

And engi

[waxen oar]

where heavy

[balmy ginkgo]

What

[pearl nymph]

Check the weapon stats

They are cheating

[vivid parcel]

Fuck I forgot heavy too lmao

[wheat elbow]

I damn near pissed myself laughing at him oh my god

[wheat elbow]

@tight willow

[tight willow]

😭💀💀💀

[past surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-parrot-papagallo-amitico-party-gif-8906272

[faint falcon]

when will they let us use this

[versed anvil]

What do you mean is it not in the title list?

[faint falcon]

Yes.

[versed anvil]

Huh

I never knew this

[storm hemlock]

no auric storm survivor

(i don't really care, just wanted to post funny car)

[sly rivet]

fun wep specialist vet run

[faint falcon]

Explorator is better (I am a Magos Explorator. I am biased)

[storm hemlock]

region names are goated

[modern pumice]

You get ring leader yet?

[storm hemlock]

i wonder what the region title for the new zone is gonna be

[faint falcon]

Not yet

[olive condor]

cant log in, every attempts gives me 3013, then 3001, then 3013 and so on

[olive condor]

literally unplayable...

[pearl nymph]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

went down for a good 10 seconds

[vivid parcel]

You knew a shortcut to the slums

[modern helm]

Have you installed any new mods recently

[slate crypt]

who plays this with mods?!

i like it as is

modding for the sake of modding is beneath me!

also it facks the game up if the mod developers are SLOW...

unless the game developers actually suggest a mod or two, but then why dont they make it part of the game?!

also mods are lowkey cheats.... you cant convince me otherwise...

[ripe topaz]

i like to cheat to look karking good

[frail agate]

"mods are lowkey cheats" my brother in the god-emperor have you SEEN the prices at hallowette's?

[vivid parcel]

“Mods are lowkey cheats”
Counter argument: I look goooooooood

[solemn verge]

counter argument: idk how to install so idc

i can eat many rashuns

[vivid parcel]

And that’s why we love you bardin

(But if ur ever interested or need help with installation, I gotchu)

[ripe topaz]

[serene chasm]

no clue why fatshark added moans to the preview voice filter on masks

[ripe topaz]

kinkshark

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-cute-funny-cat-duck-gif-470426602469313229

noice

[soft ingot]

People who use mods to tell them where the enemy is. Thats cheating. Like those who use that mod made specificly for deaf people

[soft ingot]

[soft ingot]

But thats the sole use of modding i dislike. That and scoreboard.

[pale locust]

everyone in chat fell for the bait

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-rod-snap-cast-fish-fail-gif-17119887

[ripe topaz]

come on big guy

[olive condor]

nah
i had this problem before, occurs mostly on very early mornings, will fix itself after little time

[vivid parcel]

Ur game just needs a lil coffee

[modern helm]

Low effort bait

[vivid parcel]

Your computer’s machine spirit is eepy

[pearl nymph]

lol

[modern helm]

If not bait, lol

[modern helm]

Sell all at once should be part of the game

Especially because the game will crash above a certain number of items

[pearl nymph]

Looking at saldar

lmao

his inventory is crazy

[olive condor]

only those which affect actual gameplay, like 3rd person view or healthbars are cheating

[pearl nymph]

How so?

I do use 3rd person, and used to use healthbars

[modern helm]

3rd person is funny

[soft ingot]

Naybe theyll add it.

[pearl nymph]

I dont use healthbars anymore since I know the hp of the enemies

[modern helm]

It looks extremely goofy

[pearl nymph]

LMAO

Me on psyker

butt slide

[modern helm]

Yeah yeah they die in one hit psyker scum

[pearl nymph]

yup

I should clip my slide assail

[slate crypt]

not bait, i just went to sleep!

[vivid parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

I can’t really talk I fell for it

[slate crypt]

to me Modding is taking something someone made, and then skewing it to fit your own personal tastes, i was tired at the time, i meant only mods effecting ctual gameplay

[olive condor]

other mods like creature spawner, or hub hotkeys, are very useful

save you time and let learn

[vivid parcel]

3rd person mode is just fun

Are third person animations a lil janky? Sure but they’re way better than vermintide’s that’s for true

[modern helm]

There’s mods to correct blessing and perk descriptions because fatshark don’t check them

[olive condor]

you see more than you should, therefore its cheating

[vivid parcel]

Maybe, I’d argue against. Only cuz you can still only look in front of you, hell I’d say it’s a detriment at some places since your character takes up most of the screen

[unborn flax]

whatever this argument is just a waste of time

[pearl nymph]

me

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[vivid parcel]

Real

[solemn verge]

wide

[wet matrix]

Comically widegryn

[vivid parcel]

Ogryns shouldn’t have a height scale they should have a width scale

[pearl nymph]

@daring plume

[distant zealot]

really obese shark?

[solemn verge]

well call em meme rollz

[faint falcon]

you should try using it LMAO

[pale locust]

if you want a real meme weapon, get an autogun with low stability

[unborn flax]

oh god

[faint falcon]

Where is it shooting? Yes

[unborn flax]

it’s everywhere

get that on a braced auto gun too

you truly would be shooting yes

[modern pumice]

I may just roll in brunts armory just to see if I get a low damage weapon. Never personally seen any lower that 40%

[lilac flax]

quickplay

[storm hemlock]

absolute classic

[faint falcon]

it's so funny when that happens
#darktide-pics-vids message

[twilit bane]

can we please smooth out the maps

[olive condor]

this is ok

there are some spot on the new map that are really a disaster

[twilit bane]

nuh uhhh

[twilit bane]

the middle point of the ramp after the train ride is kinda disgusting

[viral cipher]

Listening to what the big man has to say

[balmy ginkgo]

Hindsight is 20/20 but I probably would have turned around and used my shield for some cover while backing up once the slide up the ramp failed
Too much craziness going on

I know that isn't the point though

[twilit bane]

yeah at least now i know to avoid that spot on ogryn

also the fucking valve under the puzzle room

[balmy ginkgo]

It looks like what happens to me when I used run toggle and could never figure out if it was on or I had accidentally toggled it off lol

[twilit bane]

you get stuck on that too

[frozen heron]

https://youtu.be/WfT8Ta4qrIs?si=b_Dm_yM-pcI99XtD

[unborn flax]

i want this burned

[sacred oracle]

FUCKING MOVEMENT

(I agree)

Some very low rails need to be able to be jumped over too

[twilit bane]

fix ogryn mantling plz

[olive condor]

[faint falcon]

you got cleave for days

[olive condor]

when your grandma packed dat cleave for winter

[pearl nymph]

Cadia fell? Well get back up

[daring gull]

funny I found someone else with the name. glad I got to it first

[dawn patrol]

She's inside your walls

[balmy ginkgo]

I laughed
Stolen from Steam

[faint falcon]

we garner so much pity

[soft ingot]

We require none. Only service is our reward

[safe kiln]

inversely,

me yelling at the 7 wounds zealot who refuses to take medicae despite having 5 wounds of corruption and 2 hp left without 'until death' up

[pearl nymph]

When ogryn's fly, also don't mind my music

[faint falcon]

he looks so exhausted, someone give him drugs

I like french fries too

why is Krall behind an invisible one-way wall

[olive condor]

dead rising crafting ass

[quasi sky]

not my screenshot but aye that's good

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-demoman-yoinky-sploinky-gif-27484372

[faint falcon]

#darktide-driptide message

@ripe topaz you don't post on Reddit do you

the redditors are nabbing your skills

[ripe topaz]

im a redditor

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horrors-beyond-our-comprehension-low-tier-god-mods-banned-gif-8530537273735940092

[ripe topaz]

sorry to disappoint

[faint falcon]

nice

make that place more bearable one post at a time

I have a reddit account but I only use it for troubleshooting and tech shit lol

[ripe topaz]

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[faint falcon]

thanks

[frozen arrow]

[pearl nymph]

Burster chose love not war

[graceful flame]

I felt like i was doign a lot of the work this game

[kindred fractal]

OH wait, you can mod stats pages back in?

[graceful flame]

Uh, maybe

I installed so long ago idk anymore lmao

oh wait you mean the scoreboard mod as a whole ?

[young flicker]

i love this game's players

[olive condor]

"Imfa-scist"

[granite aspen]

yes
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/22

[distant kite]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1dyyrn2/just_an_ogryn_trying_to_build_a_shuttle_to_space/

[coarse python]

“Oral kum shot? Yeah that fits”

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-hacker-gif-20188364

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-joe-swanson-ghosts-horror-death-gif-22655449

[limpid falcon]

how i felt naming my zealot thugatron

[short crane]

Kratos and Space Marine Ogryn selfie.

[pale locust]

found my clone in the wild

they're not using the marksman build though

bruh what the fuck is this build

the 10% rending is right there lol they're using a crit revolver

or actual guaranteed 20% base damage from the focus keystone right beneath it

they make up for it with their drip game though

[vivid parcel]

“I’m the upgrade”

[long forge]

When the heretics get you with the one two combo

that friggin barrel assist

[pale locust]

versus mode

[solemn verge]

"pray my gaze never falls upon you"

[formal salmon]

It just did tho

[solemn verge]

then dont wonder around

who kn00ws

[ripe topaz]

pls notice me oggy-chan

[faint falcon]

I'm too lazy to stare back

[solemn verge]

guud, cuz grandpa doesnt like people lookin at him funny

[faint falcon]

I could look at you unfunny.

[solemn verge]

then you will be in a starin const

for a while

[faint falcon]

I don't need to blink.

[solemn verge]

guud

neighter does he

[faint falcon]

Let the best human win.

[ripe topaz]

try it on hestia's staring spot, maybe make her blush

[solemn verge]

i mean

grandpa doesnt no that

he is 300+ years old

and angry

[faint falcon]

It made her uncomfortable and I regretted my actions. I don't know how to apologize to her.

[ripe topaz]

gift her some trinkets

[solemn verge]

buy her oil

... I mean you drink oil right ?

[faint falcon]

I don't.

[serene chasm]

magos drinks hadrons bathwater

[faint falcon]

I drink real beverages like alcohol like any other human.

[serene chasm]

what kind of alcohol

[faint falcon]

Any that is available. Usually it's a cheap Amasec, but I'll drink anything as long as it isn't fetid.

[viral cipher]

Seems the commisar got caught short

[serene chasm]

stole his clothes

[viral cipher]

Heads will roll

[mellow compass]

@modern helm creature spotted

[pearl nymph]

A dorn in the wild

[drowsy walrus]

I’m sorry, but hadron has flesh?

On her face???

[meager elm]

why have i been planted here

like 3 minutes later i was free

[storm hemlock]

Good psyker. Sit. Stay

[meager elm]

im gone

ogyrn got some air

zealot too

psyker tjhree

[frozen arrow]

so close to 550

[solemn verge]

sad it has terrifying barrage

[drowsy walrus]

Nice job nano, you joined the space program

[faint falcon]

Yeah just her mouth, nose, and eyes are replaced. She's bald as well

[drowsy walrus]

Who needs hair when you have the omnissiah anyway?

[strong zephyr]

Funny thing to see with no mods

[drowsy walrus]

Free bird

[hollow sparrow]

I used "More Graphic Options and Turned the Light Quality Effects off. 50% of my lag is now gone, a long with the darkness. It is now Brighttide.

[soft ingot]

It looks like Anor Londo

[drowsy walrus]

i'm half expecting Gwyndolin to peer out from somewhere

[sullen lantern]

Frag bomb good

[green heron]

Why he so short

[solemn verge]

cuz he is lil uns

[granite aspen]

on his knees to hear your sins

[distant zealot]

Waiting for the next update that we can hopefully change all perks and blessings without this stupid lock thing

[solemn verge]

after summer IiI 1

[wheat phoenix]

Imagine if they change literally everything but the lock system

[distant zealot]

Lil?

[faint falcon]

He forgot they were taking his picture and he knelt down to start praying

[mild cargo]

A book

[olive condor]

https://tenor.com/view/ken-jeong-community-too-small-to-read-read-reading-gif-5494204

[faint falcon]

🔍

[mild cargo]

Yeah idk how to do this shit. Steam just makes all my stuff look small

[dull wasp]

It's the thumbnail of your screenshot. If you click on the picture, you should see a folder icon called "Show on Disk". There you can find the full size ver. of the screenshot.

[pearl nymph]

PLASTEEL-HUFFER

[mild cargo]

Oh thank you

[pearl nymph]

Dog ragdolls, never change

[storm hemlock]

how did you hold that heavy attack for so long?

[mystic dirge]

excellent question

[torpid nymph]

https://tenor.com/b2qSg.gif

bro was like

[trim relic]

"yeah"

[wet matrix]

Roboquest ost

[trim relic]

true

[unborn flax]

what is this gif called lmao

[limpid falcon]

its a clip from the virtual insanity music video

[serene chasm]

OMW to et 'yer Rashuns.

[maiden ether]

have the new cosmetics been leaked?

[vital hull]

yeah a week ago

seem to be metal-fab worker/ mechanicus cult themed

#theorycrafting message

pants for 3/4 sets are a mystery/ not finished

ogryn set is the complete one

but we still haven't gotten the patch today

so set's might get delayed

[maiden ether]

oh theyre kinda mid

except for psyker

[serene chasm]

literally me

[nimble stag]

beyond cooked

[pearl nymph]

Mr.cuddles and earl

[serene chasm]

Sah! i think spark'Ead has a crush on me Sah!

[drowsy walrus]

find someone who looks at you like Spark'Ead

[serene chasm]

or how ogryn looks at rashuns

[pearl nymph]

Mission, go find some clothes

steal from the thorny ones

[green heron]

Those 4 show up at Old Navy, do you run or hide

[olive condor]

join

[modern helm]

@mellow compass

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/self-report-among-us-troll-fia-agent-gif-3619993576443358983

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-good-night-gif-218434852118579056

[marsh marten]

daemonhost right next to where i spawned

[serene chasm]

thats far, had a guy spawn in a demonhosts lap once

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-27446150

[hushed mortar]

Veteran and demon host having a staring contest on who’s gonna be set free first

[drowsy walrus]

Thats the worst rock paper scissors game ever

[pearl nymph]

Sending in the lads for a CIVI

[serene chasm]

Tiny krigor

[modern helm]

Come, let us worship and bow down, Let us kneel before the Lord, our maker.

[grand spruce]

What are these usernames

[faint falcon]

Jeffica

[jolly shuttle]

Jeffica

[wet matrix]

Jeffica

[ripe topaz]

Jeffica Alba

[pearl nymph]

@modern helm

This man barreled me, get this guy on a list

atleast 2 lists

@modern helm

@daring plume

evidence

@cosmic heart

this guy

[daring plume]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-me-alone-glep-smiling-friends-go-away-i'm-trying-to-watch-this-gif-17734651409887356536

[solemn verge]

another zealot pancake

[pearl nymph]

vet

[solemn verge]

oh

[pearl nymph]

all g, I play all classes like zealot

[solemn verge]

another pancake anyway

[modern helm]

Hehe

[solemn verge]

well i can do that but with a big pick-axe

and say loudly

H E A V Y

[modern helm]

Same difference to a barrel

[solemn verge]

zealot or vets

they get barreled

https://tenor.com/view/gangplank-barrel-league-of-legends-gif-25771529

[modern helm]

@crude hinge

[torpid nymph]

https://tenor.com/bmNwH.gif

[frozen arrow]

really wish that cleave damage was higher

[crude hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cope-harder-seethe-cope-and-seethe-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-23735093

[wooden venture]

Found an old clip

[twilit bane]

real 🫡

[snow halo]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/ifjGgJONOk45XsN0E/d13375nEq7Xr?invite=cr-MSx0UWQsMTg0ODU4MjMxLA

[rich jolt]

Whoever is creating these outfits needs to retire asap.

Absolute dog popo

[west crystal]

I do not care

[rich jolt]

Good for you

[drowsy walrus]

Silence heretic, your input is not desired.

[stray ridge]

Ogryn still bestest un, but face plate should have shark teeth where mouth is so we could use it to cosplay as Sledge from Borderlands, Ogryn boomstick may as well be a Jakobs brand shotgun with how it takes nearly anything in one shot.

Veteran and Sparkles got the L again, because of recolors, Mechanicus logo on the tabard is a nice touch but it should've been red to fit the mechanicus fit

[storm hemlock]

mechanicus related stuff doesn't have to be red, you know. Just like there are other space marines aside ultramarines

[stray ridge]

well ye, but their robes are almost exclusively red, just thinking that its a bit too bland that psykers drip are almost always grey or white

simply makes me wish we could recolor the cosmetics ourselves so we don't need 10 identical cosmetics

[west crystal]

It's that Mars is red

Like saying that all SM are blue

[storm hemlock]

We can read this as vast influence of Mars compared to other forge worlds

[stray ridge]

pretty much, all while Ultramarines are the posterchildren of space marines because the color blue is easy to paint

[faint falcon]

Nooo let me play toys with him!!!!

[stray ridge]

Maybe when promised crafting rework is live sah?

[faint falcon]

Crafting is temporary. Toys is forever

[stray ridge]

Wot is Temp-o-ary?

is it edible?

[faint falcon]

Only here for short time

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/short-warhammer-thorgrim-gif-13932078525086181170

[faint falcon]

no not Hestia too 😭

[storm hemlock]

she didn't say no though

[faint falcon]

She wants to.....

Should Hestia play toys?
🧸 Yes
🙏 No

[solemn verge]

weird shouty wants to touch me

[faint falcon]

She wants to touch my zealot even though he's married

[faint falcon]

Oh boy already got clipping with this item

[ripe topaz]

hmm it's not a holey leather?

i see some cut

[faint falcon]

my third eye is a little to my right there Fatshark....

[faint falcon]

@umbral mirage this keeps happening, not sure why

[wet matrix]

Why are they so small

[faint falcon]

far away

[wet matrix]

I thought fs wasnt going to add ratling

Hm

[faint falcon]

They let my zealot free and he's 4' 11"

what is his fucking hair

SMOOTH IT DOWN

[wet matrix]

What a god awful haircut

[ripe topaz]

[wet matrix]

At least keep the sides man

[faint falcon]

AAAAAAAA

[ripe topaz]

Hallowette missed the hair wax shipment

[wet matrix]

Hair loss i KNEW this mf was a traitor

Soon he's gonna get a big blister on his face

[drowsy walrus]

How tall is the max?

[ripe topaz]

RIDGES?!

[serene chasm]

1.8 meters i think?

[pale locust]

too busy with interrogation work to bother styling his hair

either this or everyone's too afraid to point it out to his face
which means he hasn't seen Hallowette in person for the past 2 years

understandable

[faint falcon]

probably the funniest thing I'll read all day

[olive condor]

literally unplayable

[serene chasm]

[faint falcon]

how romantical

[mystic dirge]

man points revolver at things

its my favorite blog after kim jong un pointing at things

[serene chasm]

always stay strapped down in the hive

[faint falcon]

[west adder]

https://youtu.be/X8bX3tNOgpc?si=cN69oZQj3onW_e_L

[drowsy walrus]

PRAISE BE

a lifetime suply

also out of curiousity, what's up with the ecclesiarchy-approved Daidem and why does it make female zealots sound... almost male?

[faint falcon]

uh oh

[serene chasm]

someone's gonna be flipping burgers

[faint falcon]

I'll flip corpse starch any day for Hadron

[ripe topaz]

thin crispy patties

[serene chasm]

do the gear shaker

[faint falcon]

Shake that power pack

[drowsy walrus]

what would the burger, fries and shake deal taste like?

[serene chasm]

shit

with a faint hint of nurgle

[serene chasm]

it gives you a deeper voice and makes my head hurt

[drowsy walrus]

i noticed, it's kinda jarring

my brain could not compute

brain go BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

[faint falcon]

It's a rattling kind of sound yeah but I wouldn't say it makes women sound like men

It's just distorted to make them sound slightly deeper and much louder

[pearl nymph]

There is a menace prowling the public lobbies

tread with caution near barrels with this man

[mellow compass]

[pearl nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1153279327513886770/1260622985673445426/yes.gif

'tis a flesh wound

[spring sail]

sefoni like

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-gif-12632100731716971368

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/ibx5xmd5oxaMppBq8/d1337rTxARm0?invite=cr-MSxOdjQsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[alpine cave]

how do you even get here

[faint falcon]

Perk modifying, reblessing

[solemn verge]

Wow

zealots are truely major degens

[faint falcon]

man I do not need to be seeing this today

[solemn verge]

like

how is this allowed

[modern helm]

bruh

[solemn verge]

we need a report button

[faint falcon]

only Xbox has it for some reason

[alpine cave]

just look at #zealot-class

[soft ingot]

Yeah, genuintly, fatshark. Please add a report function i beg of you.

[unborn flax]

checks out

[soft ingot]

Xbox players can report other xbox players. Thats it

[mellow compass]

You can actually, just not in game.

#🎒support-issues message over in player report.

[wet matrix]

"No dude you don't understand its referring to the plant"

[solemn verge]

its just baffles me how hard zealots players tries to be a bunch of degens

[modern helm]

based

[solemn verge]

its just crazu dude

.....

[wet matrix]

Thats a good one dont report him😭

[solemn verge]

even i doo so they would have done nothing

cuz its not hard reportable name

[wet matrix]

bardin are you having a stroke

[solemn verge]

i cannot find the words

this game is supposed to be a grim dark world

and then we have a zealot name "piss-drinker" right there with a weird attitude

[wet matrix]

[solemn verge]

and on the right we have a psyker named "ogryn fart huffer" or idk what

and these people would have made an ogryn named

"nurgle's ball cleaner"

[wet matrix]

In a game where you can name yourself stuff like thats bound to happen

[solemn verge]

yeh but comeon O.o

[wet matrix]

Live and let be. I think its funny when they arent naming themselves slurs

[solemn verge]

there is a limit to the joke at some point

[faint falcon]

as long as it's not slurs or just gross but yeah I wish people would be more creative like Jeffica 😭

or PizzaParty

[wet matrix]

Had a zealot called spiceyette in damnation yesterday

[faint falcon]

Bazookaface is the best ogryn name thus far

[solemn verge]

true ogryn name

[faint falcon]

Even the vet named Sex-Man........... that was funny

[unborn flax]

funniest name is the uhm

that i’ve seen anyways is uhhh

hulkhogryn

[wet matrix]

Thats a common one

Ive seen a few hulkhogryns

[unborn flax]

but i remember someone here verbally assaulted me for not knowing how hulk hogan was

[solemn verge]

hulkhoggryn true form

[faint falcon]

zealot named Sephiroth

[solemn verge]

"NAOW LEME TEL U SOMFIN SNIVLUR"

[faint falcon]

Tom Purgeron... #darktide-pics-vids message

[silk pagoda]

When random squad appreciate your deeds.

[viral cipher]

Whilst a disappointing shop roll. This helmet is probably my only favourite thing. Shame this set already has a helmet on it

[hollow rover]

never hurts to have 2!

[modern pumice]

One falls off, you've a spare.

[faint falcon]

A spare for when you need a soup bowl.

[viral cipher]

corpse starch soup

[wet matrix]

Ass cheek protector

[viral cipher]

And that the shop one is 900 aquilas

[drowsy walrus]

bit excited about prayer there aren't ya?

that or hadron

[solemn verge]

its ok

there is a zealot potato chain bag for 1400

[faint falcon]

how to look tall - it's all about the angles

[drowsy walrus]

Or I dunno, just be tall

Says the comically short person

[blissful birch]

As I always say don’t F with the daemon host

[wet matrix]

Ive never seen you say that

Or seen you actually

[drowsy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/fafo-findout-fuckaround-fuckaroundandfindout-you-gif-26826252

[wet matrix]

Welcome to the discord

[frozen arrow]

best branx ive gotten so far

[drowsy walrus]

got a nice bolter.

[pearl nymph]

need less stability

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-heart-kratos-heart-god-of-war-god-of-war-ragnarok-gif-27089804

[pearl nymph]

@gentle wigeon

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, bro went flying

[red sundial]

how the head so squeaky clean

[drowsy walrus]

bye have a great time!

[pearl nymph]

average ogryn interation

[frozen arrow]

this has been the most tedious ogryn penance so far

[bleak stream]

Yea I thought this one would be quick also

[limpid falcon]

man my zealot's name is only slightly cursed since it's named after Thug hunters what the fuck is this

[stoic drift]

this bug still here @@?

[winter raft]

Its fairly quick you just have to play darktide in a very none normal way or like 99% of zealots aka pick maps with semi long events and do 0 objs and spawncamp the doors mobs come from

Should be able to get 800-1.1k per game that way depending how bad your team is

The worse the better

[neat trail]

2 ogryns better than 1

[ripe topaz]

sexy leg brother

[balmy ginkgo]

[frozen arrow]

yeah thats what ive been doing basically, im also trying to comlete the taunt penance at the same time so im using shield and kickback, only to build the stacks not really to shoot unless its a gunner or sniper

[limpid falcon]

shield is great for me imo because its the definitive block

it blocks EVERYTHING with the alt action

[winter raft]

Everything but fire,nets,dogs,mutants and all that other funny stuff but Ye better off not using it cause you become useless to the team

[storm hemlock]

It has situational uses, but just standing and blocking is definitely a no-go

[limpid falcon]

it also resets your dodge meter

[winter raft]

Still not very useful

[limpid falcon]

let me have my bullgryn loadout in peace..