psyker-class

[delicate dove]

Very different

[strong gulch]

Oggy smite powers when?

[compact cargo]

We have smyker grenade on zealot

And now a budget portable smyker mine on arbites

woe, smyker be upon you

[delicate dove]

Smyker hate is really out of hand tho, I literally never see smite-heavy psykers in my games, I see more people with the names "fuck smite" than actual smite, lol

[deft stump]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9f34b19b-49ad-432e-b423-ada4cdae4eaf/h40-aurabot-knoife-spam-edition

[compact cargo]

denied

[deft stump]

You see that, and a lvl 130 Zealot.

[compact cargo]

I don't like book zealotd

[plucky flax]

Most havoc pub groups in Europe hate smite

[viscid musk]

I see a combat knife zealot and I frown a little

[plucky flax]

But I've seen smyker there too

[compact cargo]

Not racist just don't like book (or knife)

[deft stump]

I'm a book spammer. Knoife is purely for crits.

[ripe obsidian]

Is there a mod to see builds before accepting/joining? Note: I rarely ever host

[plucky flax]

Yeah

[compact cargo]

I'll replace a zealot with a second psyker

[viscid musk]

Knife zealots are not lore accurate sorry🤓

[plucky flax]

I check people builds tbh. Like if im playing recon las I want vet to have ammo aura

[deft stump]

WDYM?

[compact cargo]

I only check for oddities, like unupgraded weapons more than specific build outside of keystones/ult

[plucky flax]

I also check low lvl guys requesting to join

[compact cargo]

Checking weapons first saves a lot of time

[plucky flax]

Then they're using unupgrade weapons and curios and im like nope

[deft stump]

I'm literally low lvl to most ppl and get rejected for being 130.

[delicate dove]

True level is the essential filter

[compact cargo]

But if I see a slapgryn or a meme helbore no ammo vet invited

[plucky flax]

I mean low havoc level

[ripe obsidian]

Canst thou link or name the mod?

[plucky flax]

When lvl 10~30 guys ask to join 40

[viscid musk]

True level doesnt matter because ive seen people at 550 who still suck dick and balls

[compact cargo]

No ammo vet simply allows a glugger

Slapgryn is just funny and outputs damage still

[deft stump]

YOU DRAGGED ME FROM 26 TO 40!

[plucky flax]

Tru that's pretty low

[compact cargo]

I've seen lvl 400s with purples

[delicate dove]

Sure, but I basically never see a level 30-60 kick ass, lol

[compact cargo]

And then you have me at 380 on all 4 classes to look lowish

[plucky flax]

Yeah and many others dw. If they have okay builds i dont mind taking them

[deft stump]

To be fair, most ppl stare at the left side piety thing and GLARE.

[plucky flax]

Glare at what?

[compact cargo]

[ripe obsidian]

Closest thing I can find to viewing teammate loadouts is:
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/254?tab=posts

I do have numeric UI and scoreboard and loadout monitor and such, but I don't think they show me full player builds before a mission/in the party finder

[deft stump]

Infectious Zeal.

[marble crater]

130 is pretty old, you have great reflexes for your age

[plucky flax]

Asian genetics

[deft stump]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[marble crater]

[plucky flax]

Karien being weird

[indigo plank]

My psyker doesnt hit 200

[plucky flax]

Someone call the arby cops

[indigo plank]

They can’t hear us, the Ogryn are too loud

[plucky flax]

I need funny name for arbites

Im thinking ARBYS-BEEF-SANDWICH

[indigo plank]

Mariska Harbites

[compact cargo]

I still think Judge Bread

[indigo plank]

After our queen from law and order

[ripe obsidian]

To continue my naming scheme, I must be Joony-Dreepus.

[indigo plank]

And with a pun

[plucky flax]

Judge bread is cool

[indigo plank]

Judge Ted

[nocturne dust]

Judge Med

[compact cargo]

You could be Bluntman and Dogin

[nocturne dust]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-crazy-family-guy-insomnia-straitjacket-gif-11617438

[indigo plank]

Start every match with a “Salutations, scum”

Be polite

Be efficient

Have a plan to prosecute everyone you meet

[nocturne dust]

Sounds inefficient

[plucky flax]

Name your dog 'extra ration' for when the oggy get too hungry

[indigo plank]

Name it Wet Market Special

[plucky flax]

Oggy can chew through steel im sure

[compact cargo]

Think I'll name my dog Bork-Bork

[indigo plank]

Pooh

[compact cargo]

ogryn ate Prometheum barrel

[indigo plank]

Just Pooh

[nocturne dust]

Name your dog Dog, because it is dog

[compact cargo]

Princess

[plucky flax]

That's my non aggro pit bull it'd never hurt anyone

[compact cargo]

[ripe obsidian]

I might name my dog Duke Fuzzy-ears. Or something similarly goofy

[plucky flax]

All that froth at the mouth is just her being weird dw

[compact cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/teehee-doggo-pitbull-cutie-dog-gif-15868302

[nocturne dust]

Yeah, you don't even need to leash such a well-behaved boy

[upbeat kestrel]

my dogs name will ve flip flop

[compact cargo]

Could always name the dog better-zealot

[indigo plank]

Zealot 2.0

“Better Fanatic”

[compact cargo]

[plucky flax]

The pit bull terrier looks nice and friendly. But the bully pitbull look scary and aggressive to me

Need retriever doggo skin

'Gold' labrado

Gold plated metal all around

[viscid musk]

Naming my dog Pawlice

[summer marsh]

No Beloved that's not a good dog!

[fallow token]

there's pitbull?

[marble crater]

I will just pick the skin that's closest to my own dog and also name it after her

[plucky flax]

Okay panzerzuckepuppe

[marble crater]

Close enough

[elfin owl]

Hi
I am working on my psyker build. Seeing as how I am working on brain rupture + bubble shield, should I go for empowered psionic? I don't think warp siphon is used much on my build

[summer marsh]

Does anyone know which one mark better for blaze force sword?

I still can't figure it out

[wraith sphinx]

the build is fine, but consider dropping battle meditation and that toughness node and path to kinetic deflector instead, that's a much better boost to your defense and survivability

[elfin owl]

We don't need toughness node?

[strong gulch]

Warp Siphon = ability cool down
EP = buff blitz

How do either of those work with your weapons and what is your overall supposed to to do. Those are some questions to ask when making builds.

For a BB focused build, you want EP. BB is single target and may not be used for a lot of a mission if the team is good at efficently taking out targets. So something strong on it's own that also manages aoe is the best fit. Inferno and VB fills that role. Less room for peril gen mitigation with EP builds; so inferno fits easiest.

With that in mind inferno with a single target melee that has good mobility to pair with EP BB is the goal. Bubble for safety; x2 wall for KR buff, or shriek for more damage. The usual choice is ether x2 wall or shriek.

[summer prairie]

warp siphon without psychic vampire or in fire reborn is questionable, especially if you run warp battery

[wraith sphinx]

toughness is fine but battle meditation is like the least goot talent in that top part of the tree

[elfin owl]

Fair enough. I just took your advice and removed it now. Thanks for pointing the top part of tree for me. I was struggling to find it

[strong gulch]

illis = horde clear (needs a buff)
obscurus = has some horde clear combo with strong single target that doesn't no CC on heavy
deimos = strong single target with that is simpler than obscurus and has CC on heavy 2

Most builds take either obscurus (OB) or deimos. OB has more protentional as an allrounder. Pick the one you like or can reliably use the most.

[elfin owl]

I have the inferno force staff I think

[marble crater]

My favorite psyker melee is Voidblast staff

[strong gulch]

bonk

I saved it.

[marble crater]

Auric shenanigans

[summer marsh]

Well I'll gonna use braced gun against horde

[marble crater]

[strong gulch]

You're getting the randomizer.

[upper sun]

auric

[strong gulch]

Let's see what it rolls.

FGS8

[upper sun]

hell yeah

[strong gulch]

wow

[upper sun]

now you have to click for 45 minutes to level your gear

[marble crater]

Are you looking forward to leveling Arby gear?

[strong gulch]

Don't worry. I went into missions with low mastery gear. Play to level.

[upper sun]

arby has like 3 weapons itll be fine

[marble crater]

What are we going to do now that fatshark ruined our power leveling plans? Or can we still invite lvl 1 characters to auric?

[upper sun]

im pretty sure we can still invite

we can either do swaps or suicide to twins over and over again

[silver quarry]

Melee psyker, obscurus mk2, anyone know the blessings I should be running?

[marble crater]

Uncanny and slaughterer?

[silver quarry]

Is that the +5% power?

[strong gulch]

uncanny + deflector / slaughter

[silver quarry]

Or is it the rending perk

[marble crater]

Rending and the other is more damage after kills

[silver quarry]

Ooooh

[meager kite]

Hi, is it possible to unlock the trophy: kills 12 ennemis with headshot with the "grenade ability" of the psyker ?

[marble crater]

That's how I did it, been a while though. So unless they changed it you can do it with Brain Burst, yes

[meager kite]

Ok thx is there a time limit to kill all the ennemis ? I thought it killed enough but ...

[marble crater]

I don't think so, but I don't remember the exact wording of the penance

[meager kite]

This is like : "in a row". But not really 20sec or something .... I'll try this thank for your answer

[marble crater]

Just means you can't get kills that aren't headshots during that time, then

So Brain Burst anything and everything you see, including poxwalkers

[meager kite]

Ok so it will be easier than I thought .

[gray juniper]

I’m very curious why the illisi needs a buff. It would make me elated truly, but people might end up complaining when you’re clearing the walkers hella fast so end up clearing most elites too

[gray juniper]

Sorry for you loss they don’t sound very smart

From ogryn chat lmao

[marble crater]

Absolute heresy

[plucky flax]

Maybe some armour piercing buff as its poop against carapace and unyielding but that's not its purpose anyway

[marble crater]

More mobility

I want to be fast as fuck with force weapons

[plucky flax]

It has same dodge distances as other 2 force swords

[summer prairie]

it might be good if psyker gets some staff that's primarily for cara/unyielding/elites

[plucky flax]

Port bolt staff

It was super good against chaos warrior

[viscid musk]

Need a psy axe..

[marble crater]

Give them all more mobility

[plucky flax]

Hmm I'm bored but don't want to play game and turn my room into a sauna.

[visual geyser]

it really gets that hot goddamn

[marble crater]

It doesn't actually get that hot, but he is playing Stellar Blade

[plucky flax]

My room is in the attic... Room temperature is 29.9 atm.

[visual geyser]

boiling

[marble crater]

Rip

[gray juniper]

It’s so hideous it’s hilarious

[gray juniper]

If people are already complaining about the dueling sword I’m afraid of how they’d act if they noticed you’re clearing mobs a little too easy

They’d scream for a massive debuff then illisi is worse than before

[gray juniper]

That’s why I use electric. But there’s been some recent updating on how it affects mutants. It seemed to stun them consistently but now it takes a second shot to do it with certainty

[upper sun]

is your pc there?

[plucky flax]

Ye

[upper sun]

😭

[plucky flax]

Obviously pc has to be in my room...

[upper sun]

might wanna get a few extra fans for the pc

my laptop almost blew a battery in the previous summer

[plucky flax]

My pc runs cool.

As long as I don't play games.

51 degree on cpu 48 on gpu atm watching youtube.

🏖️

[gray juniper]

I feel you bro. My AC went out yesterday. I didn’t realize how much lingering heat the game machine produces until now

Literally SWEATING while playing

[deft stump]

And ppl get mad about my fan.

It's 35°c casual in the middle of the night.

[gray juniper]

Yikes sis

[plucky flax]

Why would people get mad about your fan?

That's your own property wtf

[gray juniper]

True. That’s kinda intrusive

[plucky flax]

I have my fan blowing on me right now.

Ain't nobody telling me to turn it off.

[gray juniper]

I don’t have one because the ac blows so cold it’s chilling. Should’ve prepared I guess

[plucky flax]

I hope you'll get it sorted soon.

[gray juniper]

The property owner is a pretty solid guy so it should be quick. Thank you fam

[marble crater]

Turn it off

[plucky flax]

Why are you mad at my fan? Are you @deft stump

[marble crater]

No, I don't like using my mic

[plucky flax]

Are you one of those mad at her fan?

[marble crater]

No, because I will just adjust the volume

[plucky flax]

So smart

[deft stump]

I'm mad ppl are mad at my fan.

[plucky flax]

Must be German intelligence

[plucky flax]

Read up. Why are they mad?

[deft stump]

Is too noisy, well, it's 35°c. Unless you wanna pay for air con.

[plucky flax]

Are they mad at your fan or because you have always on mic though?

[deft stump]

Fan. Because you know it can be quite silent if it's off and I deal with 1 hour of heat for H40.

[plucky flax]

Im perplexed

Its your property people can't be mad at it

[deft stump]

Is noisy, what more?

[plucky flax]

Turn off your mic?

Its distracting hearing people's fan noise though

[deft stump]

Rejected. It takes 20 secs to turn it on if I do say anything.

[plucky flax]

Like hearing people's shitty music on always on mic

So ppl not mad at your fan. Probably mad at you for having background noise.

[analog agate]

If you have nvidia look up RTX Voice for background suppression

[deft stump]

Krisp already failed so hard. You get nothing but cut out noises and speech.

Many of those AI things barely work. Wonder if they trained it to white ppl voices

[plucky flax]

God bless mute button 🙏

[deft stump]

They don't put easy to press ones on my headset.

I literally can't do it without being a sitting duck for 5 secs.

Also, it's a known breaking point of said headset so ppl tell you to not use the mute on it too much.

[plucky flax]

You're too social.

[wraith sphinx]

exceeded the yap quota

[plucky flax]

I prefer no mic gaming. I only use mine for super important stuff like telling the zealot im about to rescue to use book as soon as so I can get the whole party up

[deft stump]

Hey, can't help that I like talking to friends.

[deft stump]

But that's common sense in H40.

[plucky flax]

Its just 3 words.

Use the book

[deft stump]

Unless the area is empty

[plucky flax]

I dont say anything else

[wraith sphinx]

darktide's ingame vc is way too quiet

I almost never hear anything

[deft stump]

No, as in using book anyway.

[deft stump]

The volume maybe too low.

[plucky flax]

I use volume boosting mod

[wraith sphinx]

I'd rather not

console hotmicers are terrible

[deft stump]

Between gf and me, the ingame vc quality is better than trashcord at times.

[wraith sphinx]

Imagine having your volume boosted then a weedhead ripping his bong deafens out every sound of the game

[plucky flax]

Mute them all

[wraith sphinx]

too lazy

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-mr-fresh-bro-why-you-in-the-food-gif-15115641641047808645

[deft stump]

Is why I turn it off when H40. Just win fast so I don't die from rising heat.

Because Darktide raises room temp.

It can keep a hot drink very warm for over 6 hours.

[plucky flax]

Is why I keep my fan on

Its too hot

And just dont use mic

[deft stump]

To be fair, I'm so used to GF using speakers and laptop mic that keeps picking up her game sounds and such that it barely affects me.

[plucky flax]

Im glad she also doesn't have always on mic

2 asian grills with a lot of background noise would drive ppl insane

[deft stump]

No, she turns that off when playing with others.

Shy.

[plucky flax]

Be like your girlfriend.

[deft stump]

Rejected.

[plucky flax]

[deft stump]

If I were shy, I wouldn't be here.

[plucky flax]

Im here to help other psykers be pro

[deft stump]

I'm here to just (fail at) panicking and help ppl.

[gray juniper]

I think AIs are trained to the most standardized accent free dialect. I have a southern American accent and iPhone, browsers and others miss some words by pronunciation

[deft stump]

Because southern has a stronger accent than the other Americans?

[gray juniper]

Yes

[deft stump]

Don't get me wrong, I kinda like the accent.

[gray juniper]

Aww

[gray juniper]

Don’t you live in Britain?

[deft stump]

No. SEA.

Don't think the Brits get 35°C in the middle of the night every night.

Also, my 300 ping in EU things.

[plucky flax]

Karien play here to carry us europeans

Thank you

[deft stump]

WDYM? I play there because 300 ping with you is saner.

[plucky flax]

Unsanctioned carry

[deft stump]

That's you.

SEA is like, Dogshit bad or the "best".

[plucky flax]

Where are you on this scale?

[deft stump]

Bottom barrel heresy player.

[analog agate]

I can’t speak for Krisp. But rtx voice is (or was) legit

[marble crater]

Where will you be on the new scale?

[deft stump]

I guess no change? Or bottom barrel Damnation player?

[marble crater]

Promotion

[deft stump]

Probs won't work with 2 year old drivers.

[deft stump]

Wat.

[plucky flax]

Heresy still available no?

She can stay put

[gray juniper]

Surprised to hear people from east Asia like the accent

[deft stump]

*Coughs.*Rogue.Coughs.

[gray juniper]

Lmao

[gray juniper]

How are your games on USA west or east?

[deft stump]

Look, I like the Classic X-men and the spinoffs like New Mutants and such, so hrmph.

[gray juniper]

No it’s just funny because people find that character endearing so it earned a lot of good will for southerners

[deft stump]

USW playable (can be lower than EU on certain server farms.). USE is 400 ping.

[deft stump]

Wait wat.

[gray juniper]

I’m USA east. I don’t care about playing with people that feel like they’re not doing good. Maybe we team on USA west or the next available time over?

[deft stump]

I honestly can play any since I usually get others to host for penances and such anyway. Other than On Overwatch.

[gray juniper]

In a lot of euro and western hemisphere cultures they look down on southern USA people because there’s a lot of notions out there talking down on us. Most of it comes from Northern American USA notions but it’s spread since media

[deft stump]

Because if you can't ledge yourself at 300 ping... That's massive skill issue.

[gray juniper]

Not sure what legging is

Ledge*

[deft stump]

Because old timey non-southerners be uber racist and all that. They call southerners low int farmer types and such.

[gray juniper]

Yea that’s pretty much it

[deft stump]

Think hanging off a ledge till you die.

[gray juniper]

Oh lol

[deft stump]

Cos you don't get hit in melee if ded and in rescue.

If you can't do that at high ping... massive skill issue there.

[gray juniper]

I see

[deft stump]

So I get it. Is still taste otherwise, Rogue being a hot lady and all that.

[gray juniper]

Oh it’s not just old timey people. If I visit my family up north people will feel totally fine making jokes to my face. In any other context it was be shamefully rude but they feel entitled to that because of the civil war 200 years ago lol

[gray juniper]

Yes rogue is hot

[plucky flax]

I wanna be a cowboy

[deft stump]

Ah. Kinda figured. They are more sheltered and such.

[deft stump]

To be fair, most of the ladies were. Storm? Yes.

[plucky flax]

Jade cargill in wwe is like storm

Strong black lady with platinum hair

[gray juniper]

The African women do the bald thing pretty well. I didn’t mind the style change of storm on newer animations

[deft stump]

I don't mind classic and the second ver?

[plucky flax]

Storm is bald now?

[deft stump]

She went mohawk.

[plucky flax]

#notmystorm

[deft stump]

At least from memory. I only knew classic silver/golden age.

[gray juniper]

Whichever one is from the new cartoon now

[deft stump]

Can't afford to watch. Classic was on TV like 3 times.

[gray juniper]

No she had a cute Mohawk and in the old series she was shaved down in some of the comics and rocked a Mohawk in the cartoon too

[plucky flax]

Me no likey

[gray juniper]

YouTube had all the classics and I finished the ones I missed on there

[deft stump]

As in, I rewatched it like 3 times on TV lul.

[plucky flax]

https://tenor.com/view/jade-cargill-royal-rumble-wwe-2024-royal-rumble-2024-gif-1645532036920830183

[gray juniper]

No I don’t like black chicks with the weave fake hair wig or whatever

Trust me it’s high maintenance and sometimes less than pleasant odor from all those chemicals

[gray juniper]

Imma cowboy 🤠

[plucky flax]

How many cowboy hats?

[gray juniper]

Actually I’m a true American mutt mixed bag

I have cowboy tendencies

[deft stump]

I can guess from my laziness.

[gray juniper]

Only two 😔

[deft stump]

Mutts are healthier.

[gray juniper]

Theoretically

[plucky flax]

There's a western theme party at my work place next month

I need to find a cowboy hat

[gray juniper]

More cultural than ethnic for me. Not a huge distance between English, Italian and Hungarian

[plucky flax]

I got a bolo tie already somewhere

[gray juniper]

Honestly I never liked the look

[plucky flax]

Its sick

[gray juniper]

Flat brim, short bucket, black color shooter hat is dope

[deft stump]

2??? How? If I had access to reasonably priced ones, I would get them just for cool factor.

Because no real luxury budget.

[gray juniper]

Keep in mind I look ethnically Italian the most so not everything fits

[deft stump]

You know that $100 a year thing? Well, it's fairly accurate.

[gray juniper]

Aw sorry

[deft stump]

Italian mob boss cowboy.

[gray juniper]

Lmao

[deft stump]

Well, you now get weird head canon.

[gray juniper]

I just go with some of what the Latinos do and classic southern agriculture look

Tight knit straw, black leather and so on

I have a cool straw hat with a black USA flag under brim that me and a friend bought as a friend thing

[deft stump]

Ah.

[plucky flax]

I have usa running shorts:

[gray juniper]

What exactly is that? Ike the flag or it just says USA?

[deft stump]

Salmon head and pork heart soup.

[plucky flax]

American flag

[gray juniper]

Nice

[plucky flax]

🇺🇸

[deft stump]

Throwing random things in a pot go!

[plucky flax]

Always get weird look when I jog in them considering I'm in uk

Xd

[gray juniper]

It’s ok aesthetically. Things with the Brazilian flag, German, Japanese or Korean flag go pretty hard

[gray juniper]

You’re truly American if you family background makes no sense anywhere else

[plucky flax]

It'd be much weirder to wear uk branded stuff in uk tho

[deft stump]

More lack of national pride jokes.

[deft stump]

No, I'm """""cooking""""".

[gray juniper]

Oh lol

[gray juniper]

What country are you from?

[deft stump]

I found a pig heart and a salmon head.

[deft stump]

Poorer end of Singapore? Where SquareEnix overcharges like half the companies?

[gray juniper]

Wow sorry

[deft stump]

Because they think everyone makes what the top 10 does.

[gray juniper]

But Singapore sounds cool

[deft stump]

Is safe, yes, but boring as all heck.

[pulsar hazel]

I can't wait for the shock maul buffs. Maybe they'll be finally worth using especially with how much their Special fucks up the twins shields on Havoc

[gray juniper]

Sounds like a good problem

[deft stump]

I mean, ppl are more likely to steal from shops and such, but it's not to the degree like some parts of the states where they gotta lock everything up

[gray juniper]

Yea true poverty makes sense to steal

We have a greed problem in the us

And unfortunately a subculture problem that some people have adopted to aggrandize crime because of hip hop and mob movies

[deft stump]

Is mostly because there's a state limit on hard nesscities.

Like prices.

Rice and such have a cap.

[gray juniper]

That sounds unfortunate

[deft stump]

No. It means such things are affordable unlike luxuries.

[gray juniper]

Ok so the cap isn’t too high?

[deft stump]

Yeah. It means they can't collude to raise prices.

[gray juniper]

People steal everything in the United States because of antisocial beliefs

[weak sierra]

stealing food happens out of necessity
stealing luxury items happens out of greed and malice

[gray juniper]

No one is starving. Cheap food is very unhealthy but two things about that: produce and raw ingredients for cooking are still reasonable and many poorer people choose unhealthy food over healthy food by choice

[deft stump]

Is true. Healthy meals like home cooking cost more than instant and tinned things.

If say I cook instant with like a small can of tomato fish... is like $1.60. If I buy heart, $3, fish head, $2.50, rice is like 30 cents?

[weak sierra]

No they absolutely do not. Maybe in your neck of the woods, but for most people that's just not true. Stuff like potatoes, beans, eggs are extremely cheap, nutritious and not hard at all to prepare into a tasty meal.

[gray juniper]

Some things to not believe the hype on: people claim eggs are too expensive now but it’s not. I buy them every time. Meat is too much now unless it’s a raw cut not prepared in any way

[deft stump]

Might be, our value stores are crazy cheap.

Godiva chocolates for $3?

Problem is 2 months expiry.

[marble crater]

You need 2 months to eat chocolate?

[deft stump]

Cadbury is 3 for a dollar.

[deft stump]

Mood is a thing. I'm really mood based. If ded... well.

[gray juniper]

In the United States you have people make big political arguments over “food deserts”. That’s what they claim is when healthy food stores move away. The truth is you’ll see poor people buy more expensive processed food over raw ingredients or something else. They love potato chips, kool aid, soda, cheetos…

[marble crater]

But chocolate makes happy, I don't understand

[plucky flax]

Must be a massive piece of chocolate

[deft stump]

Because your dollar stores seem like scams. We get full sized things for less.

Main thing is short expiry dates.

Less than 6 months usually.

[gray juniper]

It’s become inconsistent somewhat. You won’t find the best prices at one store anymore, but the complaints are unwarranted because they prefer the processed junk food over everything by a large margin

And you have good culture that’s a major isssue

[deft stump]

If you are okay with 1 week to expired, you can get a full box of instant for 50 cents.

And just use the noodles.

[gray juniper]

Many people don’t separate hood culture from black culture. That goes for people arguing on their behalf and people unfriendly to them

[gray juniper]

I would use that. Those seasoning packets can’t be that bad expired

[deft stump]

Too ded to even open an eat it. Have those days.

[deft stump]

Standard bar.

[plucky flax]

Eat faster just don't buy it.

[gray juniper]

That’s basically the US rate

One or two dollars more

[deft stump]

But those are crazy sodium lul. Is fine expired, just 1800mg sodium per packet isn't good. XD

[weak sierra]

The idea that home cooking a good meal is expensive is a total fib, told by people who either don't know how to cook, or don't know how to shop frugally. You can make a massive pot of soup for a few euro that will last you several days, and taste better than any ready-made dinner.

[deft stump]

Not those bar... the flat larger ones. Not the stick bar.

[gray juniper]

Damn. Ok

[deft stump]

It can be. Unless you can afford to buy bulk on sales day and have space to store all the things.

[gray juniper]

Yea this is pretty consistent across most countries. The most common problem here is those people don’t know how to cook and they buy the most expensive meats for their dish if they do

[deft stump]

The avg flat has 1 standard med fridge for everything.

[gray juniper]

There’s a culture issue of people over spicing their food also

[plucky flax]

I can confirm. Home cook is cheaper than buying ready meals or eating in fast food places.

[deft stump]

Yeah, is more a sodium issue than expire issue for those.

[gray juniper]

BUT small quantities purchase is more expensive. Karein is right

[plucky flax]

That's why you cook for 2 or 3 and eat it all yourself.

[weak sierra]

Did you know that, while the Samyang noodles tend to be on the more expensive side, they also sell the sauce by the bottle? When you get just the sauce, you can make any old cheap instant noodle taste like the Samyang stuff.

[winged trail]

home cooking is cheap as fuck and ez as long as you arent following some recipe with a mile long list of ingredients

[gray juniper]

Using spices at home never seems to work as well with those kind of noodles

[deft stump]

I cook for 2-3 and gone. Puppo loves my lazy cooking.

[winged trail]

rice cookers are so goated for easy cooking

[plucky flax]

Still cheaper no?

[gray juniper]

Buldak red is nothing to laugh at

[viscid musk]

Chicken breast in da air fryer and some boiled taters

[deft stump]

Not cheaper than instant and sardines. XD

[plucky flax]

Enjoy your instant noodles.

[winged trail]

rice and steamed broccoli my goat....

[deft stump]

I can get a pack for $1.50 if close to expiry.

[gray juniper]

You may be surprised but sardines aren’t economical to buy here anymore

Not enough calories and filling for the price

[deft stump]

Nu. I cook weird soup. Still in budget unless I'm starving myself to get something.

[deft stump]

Oh. Sad. Is still okay here. To be fair, I can last resort pad with 2 packs of noodles.

[gray juniper]

Asian soups are pretty good for making your own dish and it being healthy while tasting good. I’m no expert but I try for the same reasons

[weak sierra]

That's way cheaper than they are here, but even at that price it's better to buy the sauce separately and get cheaper noodles to go with it.

[deft stump]

More like, asians throwing things into a pot and the result is still good somehow.

[gray juniper]

Whatever works @deft stump

[deft stump]

Is a joke about hotpots.

[weak sierra]

canned fish is a noob trap
look at the price per pound
it's not actually cheap at all

[gray juniper]

Buying the ramen that’s sold by itself seems to work better to absorb spices and have good texture when it’s finished

[plucky flax]

I prefer rice.

Instant noodles suck unless I am desperate and don't have anything ready.

[deft stump]

With the price of fish here, it's about the same.

[gray juniper]

Sometimes I like adding beef and vegetables then cooking the water out. You ever do this @deft stump ?

So I get softer noodles but it’s something for a plate

[deft stump]

Beef too ex, also no go cos mom can't eat.

[gray juniper]

Sorry

[weak sierra]

that's the point - fish is expensive, even the canned stuff
if you're worrying about your budget you should try to avoid it

[deft stump]

Beef is a luxury.

[gray juniper]

Does Singapore have no beef farms?

It was that way in Poland

Not enough land

[deft stump]

Beef is from Aussie mostly.

[gray juniper]

Wew lass

[weak sierra]

Do you know what Singapore looks like geographically?

[deft stump]

Little red dot

[gray juniper]

Yes it’s very small but I don’t know what percent is urban

[deft stump]

95%

[gray juniper]

Wow you import everything

[deft stump]

The rest is reservoir parks.

Is why everything ex

Funny how polish milk is cheap as heck.

[gray juniper]

Oh… about that

You don’t want that milk over others if you can avoid it

[weak sierra]

It's practically a city state

[deft stump]

Explain? I mostly just get Greenfields if budget allows.

[plucky flax]

I buy the cheap milk for £1 because the shop is close.

[deft stump]

Is from Indonesia so cheaper than Aussie.

Is just the Poland milk is literally less than half the price of any other cheaper milk.

Barring near expiry Paul's UHT milk at $2 a litre.

[leaden thunder]

do they generally drink much milk over there?

[gray juniper]

All those countries closer to Ukraine have residual risk from the Chernobyl incident. Something about the cows more likely to absorb the residual fallout that has a remaining effect on plant life

[late sapphire]

Delicious polish tuberculosis milk

[gray juniper]

@deft stump

[weak sierra]

Asians are prone to lactose intolerance so probably not.

[leaden thunder]

most non european decended people are afaik

[plucky flax]

I eat cereal everyday as asian

[gray juniper]

Polish people don’t drink their own public water for certain or the milk it seems

[deft stump]

Here? No. Is more luxury. Most ppl intolerance lul.

[late sapphire]

If polish milk is sold it's within permissible levels

Probably

[deft stump]

My mom ends in a hospital from milk.

[gray juniper]

Just certain products are more likely to have contamination

[deft stump]

Mind you, not polish milk.

Fancy Hokkaido stuff even.

[late sapphire]

Yes but there are permissible amounts of contamination

[gray juniper]

Right

[late sapphire]

I'll ask some poles

[gray juniper]

In Iraq we drank Russian milk lmao

It had the same problem

[late sapphire]

Poland answer came back: not an issue

[gray juniper]

Nice

[late sapphire]

He says you're talking mad shit

He may also be contaminated idk a fallout ghoul or something

[plucky flax]

Poles are just built different

[gray juniper]

He doesn’t have to take it that way. I was just told these things

[leaden thunder]

he call people smoothskin?

[weak sierra]

might just be it's gone bad
keeping a cold chain across oceans is a bitch logistically

[gray juniper]

What did he say about the water?

[deft stump]

Is more like, the amount you need to worry is like eating an entire container of bananas to get radiation poisoning.

[late sapphire]

Well water and local milk

[gray juniper]

Very sensible

[deft stump]

By container, I mean shipping container.

[late sapphire]

Yh that's what permissible levels mean

[gray juniper]

Wait what about well water? What’s the verdict?

[late sapphire]

Seems fine enough

[leaden thunder]

it's like 60k banans or something to get radiation sickness

[deft stump]

UHT milk is made to be stored at room.

[gray juniper]

No way. Run. He’s a ghoul

[late sapphire]

Though i imagine raising a kid in the most contaminated zones might have some chance of side effects

Chernobyl fallout really wasn't that bad

When you see the map of how far it spread you can do the math

A reactor only has like idk a few tons of radioactive material, spread out over half of europe? Almost no effect

[gray juniper]

Everyone there only offered me bottled water and acted like you’re crazy if you drank the tap water

[late sapphire]

Well that might have been local water quality from lead pipes and such

Americans also almost always drink bottled because they have poor water infrastructure

[deft stump]

Because some places, the tap isn't purified.

And old/bad pipes is an issue.

[gray juniper]

My fault for being obscure too. The reason they said they didn’t want to drink the tap water is because there was a historical problem with cleaniness

[late sapphire]

hands off the polish water fellas

[gray juniper]

Many still don’t trust the water system

[deft stump]

Even Malaysia has the issue unless you are one of those with a purifier outside your house.

[weak sierra]

Yes but for how long? And in equatorial temperatures, being in a storage container that's baked in the scorching sun?

[deft stump]

And they clearly weren't nuked and such

[leaden thunder]

here in my part of the midwest it's usually pretty ok, and I have been questioned about drinking it by people from other places in the US and other countries as well

[deft stump]

Very. I actually bought a pack out of curiousity. Tasted like UHT milk. Lul.

[gray juniper]

I prefer water in a glass with ice but no restaurants serve it and no Poles offer you water from a faucet at their house. It’s all “gazovana? Nei gazovana?”

[leaden thunder]

really suprised a lady who Ithink was ukranian that I Was just drinking tap water

[late sapphire]

Here in germany there's strong strong obligations on tap water

So it's always drinkable and it always has to be

[gray juniper]

No it’s the sulfur taste to many water systems. I live in a southern state with a natural reservoir underground and it tastes great. Many areas that’s not the case

If I go south to one state, it tastes gross

[leaden thunder]

Florida tap water

[late sapphire]

I'd consider lack of filtering for that an aspect of poor water infrastructure

[deft stump]

In SG, is all greed. Even the water from toilets out of faucet is drinkable in emergencies. But they want to sell you pricy mineral water.

[leaden thunder]

went to the disney area and showers even smelled like gunpowdery (so sulfery)

like at an one of the hotels extremely close to disney

[gray juniper]

I did too in Poland but they looked at me crazy. I admit I did get sick in a way that was like food poisoning a few times

[deft stump]

My GF scared her parents by drinking from our house tap.

[weak sierra]

Saying "Americans do X thing" is usually a gross generalization since it's an insanely large country with a ton of different administrations handling things differently.

I kinda dislike that

[deft stump]

Nothing happened.

[leaden thunder]

this is also extremely true

the difference between the culture and systems where I am to like the ones in new york is staggering

[gray juniper]

It may be unavoidable in some cases? We have reasonably stringent laws on the water quality. Places like flint Michigan are illegal cases and only lasted so long because the city itself was too poor to fix it

[leaden thunder]

(it's almost like state is another word for country and the US is essentially 50 countries in a trench coat)

[umbral spoke]

Is brain burst or smite more meta for havoc 35+

[weak sierra]

the fact that flint was a massive scandal instead of just business as usual is itself a testimony to the water quality in USA

[gray juniper]

That’s a refreshing perspective. I understand why people talk like that though. We’re a huge country and it simplifies discussion at times for brevity

[deft stump]

Hilarious way to put it but tbh, fits.

[late sapphire]

Right, i was thinking 'many americans' 'some americans', 'i've heard in some areas of america...' but was too lazy to specify

[umbral spoke]

Is this the psyker chat or general

[leaden thunder]

yes

[late sapphire]

yes

bb and smite both dookie

[leaden thunder]

all the class chats get like this during down time

[late sapphire]

keep infernoing

This is chat about psykers, we are psykers, hence this is chat about us

[deft stump]

You can totally block tank a DH with KD in an emergency.

[leaden thunder]

generally if an actual question is asked it'll switch back to being on topic

or at least answer the question

[deft stump]

Am weird vet though. Flees.

[gray juniper]

Germans are very rigorous minded and methodical people so I understood what was meant between the subtext. Germans want everything in order. It’s not an insult to Americans. It’s a comment meant to politely correct

[plucky flax]

Ask your psyker question I'll answer

[deft stump]

I just know some states' water is atrocious. Rest are okay if you don't mind the taste. Still should boil before drinking generally.

[late sapphire]

What i think is amusing, though, are people who consume so much foreign/american media they think the tap water here is bad, too

[plucky flax]

Where is here?

[spice oar]

“What’s the best weap- stfu BLUNT”

[late sapphire]

He wanted to know whether to use bb or smite in havoc 35+

[gray juniper]

Everyone needs to kill the American media machine

[late sapphire]

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[gray juniper]

Like your life depends on it

[spice oar]

Can confirm Scottish tap water is delicious

[plucky flax]

Id trust Scandinavian German. Austrian, Swiss and like Belgium and Dutch tap water.

[late sapphire]

Bottled water tastes off tbh

[gray juniper]

European food is generally euphoric

[late sapphire]

And it's such a waste of money you pay an 1000x markup for some guy to bottle and ship it it's so stupid

[plucky flax]

Uk tap water is safe to drink but depends on the region it'd taste sucky

[spice oar]

Go down south to England and you’ll get thick and heavy water.

[deft stump]

I know. German mineral water tastes salty

They were giving out bottles.

[late sapphire]

Tapwater is ~2€ per m³ i.e. metric ton

[gray juniper]

Fortunately not true. The most common problem is the sulfur taste or smell, but across the board the safety quality is high

[deft stump]

I think cos the cruise company dumped old stock for poorer people to take.

[late sapphire]

A fifth of a cent per litre

[plucky flax]

When I was in Scotland I boiled my tap water before drinking sometimes xd

I thought it taste too rich for me

Rich in flavour

[late sapphire]

Old mineral water tastes off, 'fade' i.e. faded i imagine

[spice oar]

😭

[deft stump]

Is mostly a pipe issue, I assume for the brown metallic water?

[spice oar]

The minerals are good for you gang

[plucky flax]

Maybe it was glasgow water

But yeah too much minerals man

I am not used to that mineral water

[late sapphire]

Brown metallic means minerals not properly filtered

[spice oar]

If your water ain’t like licking a stalactite don’t talk to me

[gray juniper]

It’s the water source itself that causes the sulfur somehow

[late sapphire]

But drinkable usually

[deft stump]

Is fancy water. I looked up the prices. 16 euros for a 9 litres?

[plucky flax]

Meanwhile in cambs area water is full of limescale. It'll strengthen your stomach here

[late sapphire]

Awful

[spice oar]

Glasgow is an interesting city

[gray juniper]

If there is a pipe issue you don’t want that at all because that’s the problem that happened in Flint Michigan

[late sapphire]

2 euro per litre?

[spice oar]

Lowkey a mini London

[late sapphire]

actually 1000x the price of tap water

that better be some really good water

[plucky flax]

I saw some dodgy stuff walking alone at night and it was only like 7 or 8 pm

Didn't feel too safe

[deft stump]

Ah, explains then. We don't have an issue like that here so wondered.

[gray juniper]

You know if you have mineral free water too often it starts deteriorating bones. Double osmosis water with no minerals is unhealthy

[spice oar]

Lmao that’s just Glasgow

You are fine, just observe and never interact

[deft stump]

Fancy ded volcano spring water, they say.

[spice oar]

The junkies/drunk people/ party crowds are more attractions than obstacles

[plucky flax]

I won't visit anytime soon was there for some appointments

[spice oar]

PREACH sibling, get me rock water

[plucky flax]

6 hours 300 miles drive

[deft stump]

Is why they add reservoir water into that. Have tasted the PURE stuff before and it's WEIRD. They used to hold tours at the purification plant

[gray juniper]

Yes exactly

[late sapphire]

mineral free water is fine if you take supplements

But then you can just drink normal water

[deft stump]

It's very clean, sure... But it tastes "fake".

[gray juniper]

You have to replenish the minerals or your body will start to leech the minders from the bones and you begin to have bone deterioration

[gray juniper]

Our local water tastes somewhat like that. It’s lower than average mineral content with fluoride added

Fluoride is unfortunately a United States constant

[late sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/seola-wjsn-seola-wjsn-joke-funny-gif-21627952

[deft stump]

Is same here.

[late sapphire]

idk why there is a fading in asian lady

[deft stump]

They add some into the mix.

[late sapphire]

it's the best i could do on short order ok

[gray juniper]

I know lmao

The aquifer water here is excellent though. I will drink it daily

No noticeable fluoride side effects noticed thus far

[deft stump]

But yes, fancy weird cruise dumping litres of drinking mineral water for free. They have their own "brand" and a branded one.

AIDA cruises?

[hollow current]

Savant complimenting Savant.

[gray juniper]

By the grace of God Robert Kennedy Jr has banned red dyes and some others from our food now

[deft stump]

Maybe a German can shed more light.

But they do have a one way cruise from SG to Germany .

[gray juniper]

I like the female savant but not the male. The Caribbean accent is kind of weird for 40k and he’s never yelling but constantly loud somehow

They should’ve went with a more standard African accent I think

[deft stump]

Oh. So no funny colored M&Ms anymore?

[gray juniper]

Honestly I don’t know but I’m glad because we have so much poisonous food in pre-made foods and treats it’s unreal

[upper sun]

theres some convos between the same personality as well

[deft stump]

Has been eating value shop EU ones so...

[leaden thunder]

they just (ideally) use healthier coloring agents

[deft stump]

Or just bugs.

Like, who cares.

Has snacked on fried and dried bugs before.

I swear if kid me had a camera, I would make money off eating weird things.

Weird for westerners.

[gray juniper]

Things that contain these harsh dyes on a majority basis: sliced cheese, wheat and starch snacks, flavored drinks, some meats, candy

Not a complete list

If I looked it up I’d likely be surprised. It’s like they find things to put chemicals in

[deft stump]

Soft Pet treats, fish treats (freeze dried bloodworms), actual fried bugs, dried bugs, century eggs, weird organ meats, balut and so on.

The first two was curiousity.

Some pet treats are nice.

Like the yoghurt drops and jellies.

[leaden thunder]

I ate dirt

[deft stump]

Wot.

[leaden thunder]

at least once I ate dirt as a kid, now my immune system is supercharged so I never get sick(jk)

[deft stump]

Well, is true. Coddled ppl get sick more.

[gray juniper]

Those SEA eggs are beyond me

[plucky flax]

Balut

[gray juniper]

No

[deft stump]

Oh right raw cockles.

[plucky flax]

Its just a duck fetus

You can eat it

[gray juniper]

I know it’s judgmental and im sorry but I couldn’t eat balut. It’s too much for me

[deft stump]

Tremble at my crazy gut system to the point I eat raw shellfish.

[gray juniper]

Strong

But I still wouldn’t do that. It’s not the bacteria that’s a concern it’s the parasites

[deft stump]

You just have to get one earlier on. Later ones get too freaky for most ppl.

[gray juniper]

Thanks for advice. I’m not a fan of everything fermented. It’s on a case by case basis

[deft stump]

Early on, it's harder to tell but it adds flavour.

[deft stump]

Fermented is really taste thing. Each batch and each thing tastes differently.

[gray juniper]

Ok it’s possibly not as bad as I imagine. Definitely couldn’t ever do the matured fetus though. It’s the texture that I wouldn’t like

[deft stump]

You can get the same product, but the taste will never be 100% consistent personally.

[plucky flax]

Eat bull penis

[deft stump]

Yeah. Matured ones freaks ppl out alot. I can eat at any stage tbh, but will suggest ppl try less matured eggs usually if they aren't daredevil sorts.

[deft stump]

I eat fish milt.

They sell two types now in the supermarket. Prices are a little more than a heart but...

[gray juniper]

Maybe not bad. No idea on taste but the organ itself doesn’t sound bad

[deft stump]

Affordable cos soup.

[deft stump]

You want spoilers? ||It's fish semen.||

[leaden thunder]

something something protein something something

[gray juniper]

Things like this don’t freak me out. I eat steak tartare, raw eggs, fish roe, sushi, pig head cheese, tongue, stomach, hoof
But not intestines there’s no point and it tastes bad

[gray juniper]

So it’s likely very salty but can’t be that bad

[deft stump]

WDYM PIG INTESTINES BAD???

[deft stump]

Naw, creamy and buttery.

[gray juniper]

Then that sounds good actually

[deft stump]

It is, if you get over the part that it's fish... heh.

[gray juniper]

I’ve tried vegemite/marmite. most Americans are picky eaters and stick their nose up at things like this but i understand the point of it and enjoy it for what it is

[deft stump]

The ans is, try everything at least once. You never know if you'll end up loving what you thought might be awful.

If you worry it's bad chef, try again somewhere else.

[gray juniper]

Some Scandinavian food like pickled herring and lutefisk is good. Many people talk shit including them apologizing about it but it’s actually good

[leaden thunder]

isn't it mainly the smell with stuff like that

[deft stump]

Is like durians. You get over the smell and lul.

Though for the fish, is more texture.

[weak sierra]

sausage is usually encased in intestine
but yeah I probably wouldn't like eating just the intestine either

[deft stump]

Clearly never had properly washed and cleaned large intestines.

The small one doesn't even require that much work.

[weak sierra]

Haggis is another thing that sounds weird, but is actually amazingly good.

[deft stump]

Worst case is bad farmers feeding their pigs inedibles.

Found grit and inedibles once ages ago.

Usually it's grain mush

Sweet grain mush.

[gray juniper]

Yea but Theres sausage inside that intestine! It serves a great purpose there. I love sausage but people that eat “chitterlings” themselves I’ll never understand. They’re never cleaned well enough and reek of shit too

[weak sierra]

It's the texture that I think, wouldn't be too enjoyable. Too chewy, I think.

[deft stump]

You don't cook it long enough.

It needs time

[gray juniper]

No haggis is good. I’ll argue with my countrymen to defend the Brit’s from snobby American judgements on it

[deft stump]

Great for slow cooked soups

[gray juniper]

It’s stupid to be queasy about haggis

[deft stump]

Just don't get large intestines unless you have time to clean and prep.

Small is just wash and throw in.

[gray juniper]

I’d trust an Asian restaurant that has in as part of a dish but not people making it at home

[weak sierra]

No don't get me wrong, I fucking love it. People just get the wrong idea when they hear "sheep's liver, lungs and heart cooked inside its stomach".

[deft stump]

Only cut it before eating.

[deft stump]

But that sounds delicious.

[gray juniper]

Yes I understood that. The no is for the naysayers against haggis

[deft stump]

Also better that throwing out edible bits.

I will say this, throw out the bung hole.

[gray juniper]

I’ve eaten blood sausage. It’s not that bad but not so good that I’d buy it regularly

[deft stump]

The only part you can't pay me to try to cook and eat.

[weak sierra]

I eat blood sausage all the time. The local variety is served with lingonberry jam, and it's insanely good.

[gray juniper]

They served it in a military kitchen regularly on base. I ate it for the nutritional properties while weight lifting

[deft stump]

Coagulated blood cubes?

[gray juniper]

I didn’t know you put jam on it. That probably improves it quite a lot

[gray juniper]

Yes the texture is a bit weird. It’s either flaky or gummy. Sometimes there rare grit inside it but overall it’s not a bad dish

[deft stump]

We used to have them. Outlawed here cos unsafe.

[plucky flax]

Black pudding

[deft stump]

Malaysia still has.

So heh.

Is just blood tofu.

[weak sierra]

No it's not just blood, not the stuff they make here. It's made with pork, blood and rye.

[gray juniper]

What caused the safety concern?

[deft stump]

You are leaving trays of blood out to coagulate into tofu texture

[gray juniper]

I’m looking up this lingonberry jam. It seems like I missed out a lot because they didn’t have it to go with the sausage

[deft stump]

Oh...

[gray juniper]

Is it made differently in UK @weak sierra

[deft stump]

You can guess why it got outlawed. It's not exactly the same thing.

[gray juniper]

Yea. Just asking for clarification now to be sure

[deft stump]

But add to like Laksa and it's heaven.

[weak sierra]

Lingonberry jam is the ultimate condiment because it goes with absolutely everything.

[gray juniper]

Gravlax is divine also

[deft stump]

Bet not with raw cockles.

Flees.

[weak sierra]

From what I understand it's similar, but in UK they make it with barley instead of rye.

[gray juniper]

Ok thanks for info

[gray juniper]

You might enjoy cooking paella if you like those a lot

[deft stump]

I can't actually cook. I just make soup.

Or oven stuff.

[gray juniper]

That’s ok. It’s never too late to try. And the only person you need to please when cooking is yourself

[deft stump]

I once blew up a chicken putting it in the oven.

So............

IDK how it happened. But after the loud pop, there was another hole.

[weak sierra]

I've learned a few things the hard way too. Don't get disheartened by it. Everybody's gotta start someh'were

[deft stump]

I mean, didn't stop me making things only a dog enjoys.

The lil gremlin loves my stuff, and no, I don't add much seasoning.

I get too much from instant already.

[gray juniper]

Sounds great. A learning experience and humor

Modern appliances are more prone to causing unintended problems because of the complications of the machinery. Going old fashioned with a pot and skillet isn’t hard

[deft stump]

No. The chicken exploded lul.

The oven was fine. Chicken had something like a reverse bullet hole or so but big.

If it's air pressure, made no sense since neck and butt hole.

[steady torrent]

wtf is a lingonberry

[weak sierra]

...it's a berry that grows in Northern Europe? Next you're gonna tell me you've never heard of cloudberries or gooseberries either...

[steady torrent]

Let me guess, cloudberries are from and goose berries are from goose

[gray juniper]

Thats ok. It’s something with the temperature and water valoune I’m assuming. My mom is an outstanding cook but I’ve still seen her accidentally do strange things with an oven

[verbal thistle]

@plucky flax

I used a cursed bubble knight build

I used Dbarrel and flat walls

[gray juniper]

It’s completely enclosed so it has liabilities that a pot or open spit wouldn’t

[plucky flax]

Thats wall knight not bubble

[verbal thistle]

my bad

https://tenor.com/view/aitor-gif-7084060237011549479

[gray juniper]

What is wall knight?

[plucky flax]

Some weird build ainz made

[verbal thistle]

Melee psyker with wall bubble

[weak sierra]

Look, I know they sound made up, but they exist and are delicious.

[deft stump]

No clue. I fail at cooking to the point only two ppl like my stuff. One's my GF when she's over and the other is a fwuffy gremlin of a doggo.

[deft stump]

Wall bubble sounds wrong.

[gray juniper]

How does that work?

[deft stump]

Unless American wallpaper, I guess.

[verbal thistle]

use melee weapon

no ranged

[gray juniper]

So it’s a choice not a build

[verbal thistle]

its a build

and a choice

[gray juniper]

So you don’t use a secondary weapon at all?

[deft stump]

Is as much of a choice and build like the dumb stuff I make.

[verbal thistle]

double barrel sometimes

[deft stump]

But Ainz actually has the skill to use it, lul.

[leaden thunder]

not tried it with wall bubble what something similarish is what I Was doing around the force Gs's release

[weak sierra]

No where'd you get that from? Secondary weapon is called secondary for a reason. You use it when the primary isn't doing it for you t.ex. when you need to shoot a trapper.

[gray juniper]

Which seems well thought but what is your limit on using it?

[gray juniper]

Well he said no ranged, so I take him at his word

[deft stump]

You forget it exists and throw a 'nade at the trapper.

Yes.

[steady torrent]

I believe you, just busting your balls, but never heard of them where I live

[weak sierra]

You're taking everything at face value, without thinking for yourself "is this a good idea"?

[gray juniper]

Well I watched him stream a couple days ago just using an axe the entire time so yes I took it literally 😂

[steady torrent]

Ah, yes wall bubble. I see there are some values, but I'm too much of a bubble lover, love them curves

[weak sierra]

Well yes but I doubt you're at the skill level of these psychos who can basically solo anything
so there's no need to NOT use your ranged weapon if the situation calls for it

[gray juniper]

I didn’t say I was trying it though

[proper osprey]

Can you use my melee soyker build?

[gray juniper]

I’m not going to put myself through extra rigors either

[weak sierra]

you can do whatever the hel you want and no one can stop you

[summer marsh]

Living happily

[gray juniper]

lol it’s ok man. I appreciate that but I promise I got this. I wanted to inquire on his build because I’m just plain curious. It’s definitely not for me. The point of psyker is magic imo

[timber parcel]

Assail is underpowered. Needs a massive buff

[marble crater]

[analog agate]

“Soyker” should have been banned with paradise

[marble crater]

You just want to ban everyone

[analog agate]

This is why I will never be a mod anywhere lmao

[timber parcel]

How am I supposed to kill a purple bulwark pack with assail

It’s ridiculous

Needs buffed

[marble crater]

Have you tried... getting gud?

[timber parcel]

But my blitz can’t kill them

[marble crater]

Throw harder and faster

[timber parcel]

80 shards and it doesn’t kill one

[weak sierra]

your ranged bro? where's your staff or gun?

[timber parcel]

I am assail psyker

[weak sierra]

yeaah that'sa what I'm saying
assail can't kill crushers
that's why you have two other weapons

[glacial vapor]

They gave up all their class slots for more assail shards

[timber parcel]

My void strike staff and fgs can’t kill them

[blissful solar]

#psyker-class message

[deft stump]

With puncture as well?

[marble crater]

Punch her?

[weak sierra]

They should? Are you still like level 10 or something? FGS and voidstrike should be able to kill them...

[timber parcel]

The 18 bulwarks keep healing each other

[marble crater]

They are trolling/memeing, you don't need to entertain them

[weak sierra]

Oh you's be doing havocs before even figgerin out a good build? hah that's explains it

[timber parcel]

Yes the 40s

[marble crater]

[timber parcel]

clandestium gloriana purple gold pox gas

[deft stump]

Is purple orange. Just reroll already.

[timber parcel]

i can't reroll

unless i win

[glacial vapor]

Purple can't be healed by other purples

[timber parcel]

they're not all purple

some are gold

the purple ones are hiding behind the other ones

[plucky flax]

Just run away.

They are slow.

[timber parcel]

but then more bosses spawn

and then the purple captains heal everything

[plucky flax]

Run faster.

Hide behind teammates.

[robust jacinth]

Lingonmaballs.

[gray juniper]

Lingonmahberrees

[novel yoke]

idk if im crazy but I lowkey feel like psyker is the weakest of the 4 classes

like great support but terrible everything else

[timber parcel]

psyker is the weakest by a long shot

no dmg

no survivability

weapons suck

no mobility

[blissful solar]

lol

[gray juniper]

I just got my head bounced off the walls in 25

[timber parcel]

bad aura

bad abilities

[marble crater]

True, buff psyker

[timber parcel]

bad keystone

bad nodes

purg staff is so bad

[nocturne dust]

[timber parcel]

it has no range

[verbal thistle]

Psyker is the most fragile without using any of the abilties, while having the most damage in higher difficulty because of how much their damage scales through density

[novel yoke]

thats what Im saying, I tried running and this guy is slower than molasses

[timber parcel]

i am only getting 2.5 million in h40

[verbal thistle]

psyker is the fastest class

[timber parcel]

thats not enough

[blissful solar]

psyker super strong cuz aoe and dot op

[verbal thistle]

unironically

[gray juniper]

Word

[nocturne dust]

Good sir, I believe we are currently undertaking a facetious endeavor 🧐

[novel yoke]

how??

[timber parcel]

scrier's gaze and mettle

[verbal thistle]

mettle, gaze, destiony

[timber parcel]

psyker should have until death

[nocturne dust]

Psyker is fastest peak on one particular build

[blissful solar]

how dare you imply psyker is weaker than veteran

[timber parcel]

maybe duellist too

[nocturne dust]

Do not spread speed propaganda

[novel yoke]

I had mettle on and sure as hell didnt feel the effects of it

[nocturne dust]

[novel yoke]

It feels like I walk faster as zealot

[nocturne dust]

You do

[novel yoke]

than running as psyker

[nocturne dust]

Psyker only gets faster with extremely temporary buffs

[timber parcel]

psyker is just super bad

play zealot

[gray juniper]

This

Gonna get folks left to rot

[deft stump]

What the heck are they smoking?

[novel yoke]

I like to play everything a game has to offer

[timber parcel]

ikr

vet is much better than psyker

need to nerf vet

[gray juniper]

Save me veteran

[timber parcel]

shredder, ds, plasma, survivalist op

[nocturne dust]

Psyker is very bad, very weak. Not enough space magic, too much gun

[gray juniper]

Carry me veteran

[timber parcel]

voc gold and weapon specialist

[blissful solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1087382229249970176/caption-25.gif

[gray juniper]

CARRY ME ZELOT

[nocturne dust]

Fatshark needs to cleave gunker in twain and add a real psyker right half 😤

[timber parcel]

they need to buff purg staff

[gray juniper]

Zealot? ZEALOOOOOOT!!!!

[timber parcel]

its easily the weakest weapon

[deft stump]

.-.

[novel yoke]

ok but fr yall just making fun but like whats the actual opinion, tf do I do with psyker so it doesnt suck

[timber parcel]

attack

[nocturne dust]

The actual opinion is staffker is the 2nd strongest class in Havoc

[deft stump]

At this point, I'm gonna go eat some fermented oranges and try to forget this happened.

[gray juniper]

Replace with what though?

[nocturne dust]

Run voidblast or inferno pinned build, swap in bubble, profit

[robust jacinth]

Psyker has the lowest clutch potential, minus some outliers, but in terms of damage output they're cracked out of this world.

[timber parcel]

dont be sad that its over, be happy that it happened

[nocturne dust]

More staves

[timber parcel]

mobile turret class

[novel yoke]

I sure as hell didnt feel it, guess Ill try the pinned build like deadvoid recommended

[deft stump]

Go get Arbites nerfed instead of vet.

[nocturne dust]

Psyker is weak without investment

[gray juniper]

Don’t know my class guy. Hard enough as it is

[novel yoke]

also what're the number next to ppls names I see here, steam friend code?

[steady torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-arrived-batman-batman-caped-crusader-i'm-here-opening-the-door-gif-11525559223942339232

[nocturne dust]

In game invite codes

not Steam

[deft stump]

Vet already is starting to feel like they took vet reworks and made it into a side of Arbites.

[novel yoke]

ah aight

[cinder cradle]

try electrokinetic staff with AgentChaos' build, that flipped the switch on psyker for me. you just sit behind frontline and spam rmb and deal 1.3 million damage out of nowhere

[gray juniper]

What void said. It takes legit shrike figuring this thing out

[nocturne dust]

That's the pinned build, lol

[cinder cradle]

oh LOL

[plucky flax]

It kinda sucks better play oggy

Or arbites in a couple days.

[novel yoke]

I was using the electric staff earlier

[plucky flax]

No one has ever won a game as psyker.

[timber parcel]

Run scrier’s gaze permasmite

[deft stump]

You better carry me on your big man then.

[timber parcel]

Only okay build on psyker

[novel yoke]

unironically went from 0 to 30 without even touching a single guide or build guide as ogryn
played psyker for 3 hours and caved in

[gray juniper]

Zealot I don’t feel so good
(Evaporates like spiderman)

[plucky flax]

Nein I'll be at work.

[novel yoke]

played psyker for 3 hours and caved in

[plucky flax]

I'm not even playing arbites.

[solid pond]

where pinned? I'd guess here but scrolled for a bit and didn't see one

[nocturne dust]

...in the pins? 2nd pin? Wdym?

[novel yoke]

second pinned message no?

[deft stump]

Big man, oggy.

[nocturne dust]

1st pin is pretty long

[gray juniper]

Link out chaos build please

[cinder cradle]

second pin first sentence

[solid pond]

so which one lol

[cinder cradle]

EK staff

[novel yoke]

first one yeah

electrokinetic staff

[plucky flax]

Yeah some potato stole my build and put it in the pin apparently.

[solid pond]

[nocturne dust]

any of them

[gray juniper]

I hope you gained some respect at the end of that then. This shit ain’t easy

[gray juniper]

Ty

[cinder cradle]

ban that guy tbh

[nocturne dust]

each of those message links are to the meta build for each staff

[cinder cradle]

(joke)