zealot-class

[spare talon]

i am stupid but its fine soldier is talking so thats all that matters

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man-hammer-iron-hammer-robert-downey-robert-downey-jr-gif-15959050

[plush estuary]

This is good news mark

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[pure tree]

I said it earlier, but I'm so happy I never put a watermark cuz it's only right wing accounts reposting this crap

[spare talon]

one of the discords im in has the icon set to a cheeked up ogryn

[pure tree]

I do not want my name attached to nastyass rats

[plush estuary]

I know what you are

[pure tree]

Link

[plush estuary]

Kark and ball, no?

[drowsy steppe]

exhillious when are you deleting ogryn yet

[pure tree]

Oh if that's the discord then I don't wanna see the link

[spare talon]

no its dorns whatever server

[plush estuary]

oh

yeah

that

forgor

[pure tree]

Even worse

[plush estuary]

sorry but thats worse

[rain flame]

I know people meme'd about the eviscerator but is it really that bad?

[spare talon]

for the people he still wanted to talk to from here after he got booted

[ripe quest]

As per Darcy's prophecy I'd need to delete Vet first.

[plush estuary]

get better soon cole

< 3

[pure tree]

Cole get away

Fast

[glossy cloud]

omg wait

[pure tree]

Don't look back

[drowsy steppe]

shit central highkey

[glossy cloud]

so if you proc scattershot, that means the knives just retain that extra crit chance since you're not shooting the gun

[spare talon]

yes

[glossy cloud]

HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN THIS

[drowsy steppe]

wonder how darcy is doing

[plush estuary]

Tknives dont reset scattershot

so its full stacks

[drowsy steppe]

is she still on her alt in #hivescum-class

[plush estuary]

and can use manstopper

[plush estuary]

last I saw, she was a few months ago

[ripe quest]

Should be in the server still.

[plush estuary]

let me check real quick, 1 sec

[glossy cloud]

I've ran combat shotgun before and I never caught onto this

[ripe quest]

Yeah run that + man-stopper

[pure tree]

My least favorite weapon is the one that doesn't shoot the bad guy enough

[glossy cloud]

It was already one of my favorite setups for shotguns on anything not vet lmao

[ripe quest]

older test video but should still be accurate

[rain flame]

ALSO do you think the Caxe is good on zealot Cole?

[spare talon]

knives also currently dont break stealth too so you can capitalize on them being forced crits that are hella juiced + manstopper, handcannon, or deadly accurate + opening shot

[glossy cloud]

🥹

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-you-explode-fisk4-fuck-you-explode-you-with-mind-gif-25214416

zealot exploding BoN with mind

[rain flame]

Would the crowbar be better on a class with more sticking power than Hivescum?

[sterile basalt]

Well none of the other classes have rampage

[spare talon]

if you ran crowbar on zealot id be impressed

[pure tree]

You can just buy crowbars from Home Depot btw

[plush estuary]

yeah she still is, hasnt been active in a bit

[pure tree]

If you ever want one to test out

[drowsy steppe]

lmaoo

[plush estuary]

They are free btw, the goverment is lying to you

you can grab it and walk out

[pure tree]

Big Crowbar is lying

[plush estuary]

big bar

[rain flame]

Theoretically speaking obviously, it's not available for other classes without modding

[spare talon]

crowbar honestly would probably be best on zealot ngl

[pure tree]

Big Crow

[hearty nebula]

unironically, i really fuck with it

it's so much fun

[plush estuary]

Those who crow

https://tenor.com/view/crow-those-who-know-corvid-stillwater-phonk-gif-3624124372213078304

[pure tree]

What bird would u be

I would be a condor with mighty wings

https://tenor.com/view/condor-cumbia-condor-gif-381440678352917099

[plush estuary]

omg

real

[rain flame]

Free range chicken. Live a fat and happy life until I die

[spare talon]

i dont lean into it loadout wise but sometimes its huge to just enter stealth and become dio with knives oneshotting every gunner even to the body in havoc when they cant shoot you

[pure tree]

Oh I thought it was gonna fly

Oops

https://tenor.com/view/fly-bird-кондор-птица-полет-gif-1899948350784835121

[hearty nebula]

yeah, its just fun

[glossy nimbus]

Oh god its back feathers are so squared

[pure tree]

Missus I'm so sorry

That's not what real condors look like

[glossy nimbus]

Oh guy in suit

Pulls of ur skin

[pure tree]

I didn't know at first either

At first glance it looked real, then it twerked at the camera which real birds don't do

[rain flame]

What's a good melee compliment for the flamer?

[tranquil bone]

thunder hammer is the classic

[median steeple]

relic, chaxe, thammer

anything really

it's the flamer

[sterile stone]

We’re gonna be due for our quarterly Clara appearance

Anytime now

[glossy cloud]

she kinda cowered after getting blasted in scum chat I think

Haven't seen that uh, specimen since.

[plush estuary]

last I remember she was complaining that I wasnt out damaging a scum while I was Dclaw Las gun vet

was funny

[glossy cloud]

she was complaining that you should have ran something better for the win

in your lobby.

genuinely one of the lamest things I've seen typed in this Discord server by far

[sterile stone]

You haven’t been here long enough then

There’s been some true bouts of mental illness here

[glossy cloud]

I mean I did say "one of"

Definitely not the

[sterile stone]

Got me on that I guess

[glossy cloud]

Can't say that after the Vincent incident.

[sterile stone]

No clue who that is

[glossy cloud]

Ohhhh man.

OOOOOHHHH

Hold on.

Lemme see if I can find it again

I'm pretty sure there's still screenies in this chat

[pure tree]

You gotta tell me about this character

[plush estuary]

There is alot

sec

[glossy cloud]

#zealot-class message

That is

Only two of the things he said before he promptly got the boot

[sterile stone]

Oh he’s one of them

[rain flame]

I mean if you win does it matter how?

[sterile stone]

He probably woulda been real cool with this one guy

@drowsy steppe jog my memory real quick

Who’s the fucken guy who made using the eviscerator his entire personality

Contra

[glossy cloud]

I don't think it really matters regardless. It's just tacky to go into someone else's hosted lobby and then complain about what they're using because you're not winning.

[sterile stone]

There we go

[rain flame]

Big cringe

[sterile stone]

@tepid sorrel aye you remember contrazoid

Mr

[ripe quest]

Psyker almost has Rampage.

[pure tree]

That's really sad

[sterile stone]

I nearly beat a guy to death with a fire extinguisher

[glossy cloud]

Like if you wanna win, host your lobby and run all the meta shit you want.

[plush estuary]

then go and use the scoreboard and complain

[glossy cloud]

Don't go into someone else's lobby and expect the host to cater to your whim.

[plush estuary]

with 0 context

[glossy cloud]

That's just fucking cringy.

[pure tree]

Maybe no scoreboard in Darktide is a good thing

[drowsy steppe]

yuuuhhhh

[rain flame]

I'm gonna run dueling sword. You can't stop me muahaha

[drowsy steppe]

that and being a creep about women bruh

[ripe quest]

I'm surprised clara exists still after the DM incidents.

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[plush estuary]

@solar gorge Lmao. my crosshair in setting goes all the way down

[sterile stone]

The goth girl polycule

That shit sends me til this day

[drowsy steppe]

me getting blasted semi regularly when I still argue in keeping Darktide no scoreboard

[sterile stone]

Brother got cucked in his own polycule

[glossy cloud]

Like I have a scoreboard mod and at this point, I hate to say it but I get why it's not in the base game

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[sterile basalt]

hoping for more psyker nerfs (not just inferno, their whole kit needs to be brought down)

[drowsy steppe]

wait

wait hold on

you telling me that shit real 💀

[sterile stone]

I think you’re forgetting the sole reason why she still shows up

[glossy cloud]

Some people truly just hold so much weight to colorful numbers to the point of actual toxicity and it's just sad

[sterile stone]

Clara just makes like several dummy accounts

And just has them nesting in the server

I’ve said this shit before man

[drowsy steppe]

waiting on the next sexual harassment victim

[twilit shard]

Sleeper agents

[sterile stone]

It’s so fucking weird how red names who you’ve never seen talk in this server

Suddenly pop in

With the most rancid shit ever

[rain flame]

Was about to say this

[ripe quest]

If the nitro role was royal purple I think I'd convert from a redname

[glossy cloud]

Happened to me the other day with a shieldgryn and I was already annoyed because he was one of those shieldgryns that would just stand and do nothing and decided to tell me to run chorus

Admittedly

I got a little toxic telling him to do something and stop being useless

[sterile stone]

This place really is like a little zoo

[ripe quest]

You gotta let the Ogryn RP as a wall implement it's part of the conservation effort for endangered ogryns

[sterile stone]

Never know what you’re gonna see behind the glass when you come in here

[rain flame]

I mean if you're tanking you still gotta do the dps

[azure isle]

anyone want to get their Just a Flesh Wound penance (Private game penance)?

[sterile stone]

#vox-lfg-nasa

[glossy cloud]

Idec that much that he was doing that but you're not gonna tell me what to do when you're actively the weakest link in the party on top of that too

[pure tree]

Maybe it's just me but I don't even know how anyone can feel any slight emotion for this game lol
Anytime I think about it, it's just like a void of nothing

[deft badge]

Wild timing

[drowsy steppe]

I be keeping it varied these days

[sterile stone]

HOLY SHIT HE LIVES

[glossy cloud]

That mixture just activated something in me to be really mean about it

[drowsy steppe]

Im a channel hopper between 3 different chats

[drowsy steppe]

damn

[sterile stone]

Brother showed up like that unwanted uncle at thanksgiving

[drowsy steppe]

he's still tistic about zealot

[misty ravine]

I used to have a lot of frustration at its wasted potential

[sterile stone]

Remember

Overkill damage is wasted damage

[hearty nebula]

i look into skitarii occasionally but we wont see how the channel evolves until the class is out

[pure tree]

Well that's what leads to it being turned into just nothing

[sterile stone]

You could be using that damage elsewhere

[pure tree]

I can't even feel anything besides tremendous indifference towards Darktide now

[hearty nebula]

otherwise i use basically just this channel

[deft badge]

I think it's gonna be old school zealot chat for a bit ngl

[ripe quest]

It's looking like skitarii chat is going to be a lot like this channel and people RPing as bots.

[misty ravine]

Me and Helldivers

[hearty nebula]

we'll find out, ig

[pure tree]

So much time wasted getting drowned in the bullshit so I'm just watching Darktide move on forward despite being a wreck lol

[deft badge]

I think there's gonna be a lot of femboy posting

[drowsy steppe]

I have it uninstalled

[drowsy steppe]

femboy posting

[ripe quest]

That's the plan yeah I know right

[misty ravine]

More so than usual anyway

[deft badge]

There already is a lot

[hearty nebula]

i hope it's not too much

[deft badge]

It's not quite Y1 vet or zealot chat but

I think it has the potential

[sterile stone]

I love how the quarantine zone for femboys keeps shifting around like the threads are playing hot potato

[deft badge]

Yeah you would love tracking femboys

[drowsy steppe]

they get passed around like in the party bruh

[hearty nebula]

Zealot chat is just gay though we just say this shit either way

It's great

[sterile stone]

Where else am I gonna find gun and history enthusiasts who have random meltdowns

[hearty nebula]

Especially when some new user comes in here and instantly unmasks. Funniest shit ever

[rain flame]

It's the religious trauma

[drowsy steppe]

AH YEA

reminds me

[deft badge]

Real lmfao

[drowsy steppe]

that one guy who talked about jews out of nowhere

with the crusader pfp

[hearty nebula]

Which one?

[glossy cloud]

omfg

[hearty nebula]

... which one?

[sterile stone]

The real problem is identifying what kinda femboy they are

[drowsy steppe]

it was in here

[glossy cloud]

Name was Brasshound or smth

[hearty nebula]

I feel like that's the sort of things you have multiple nickles for

[sterile stone]

Cause them history obsessed ones will be real common towards being Nazis

[rain flame]

Makes sense

[sterile stone]

Also can we take a moment to just laugh at the irony

[glossy cloud]

#zealot-class message

[sterile stone]

A Nazi femboy

[glossy cloud]

this guy

[sterile stone]

[north sedge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-of-the-conchords-comedy-duo

[drowsy steppe]

nazi twink

[hearty nebula]

tapping the sign

[glossy cloud]

Cognitive dissonance is a bitch

[sterile stone]

I mean I’ve seen them correlate too many damn times

Not gonna say all of em

But I’ve seen a fair amount

[twilit shard]

Ask their favorite SM Chapter and Guard regiment to find out

[hearty nebula]

9/10 times they end up transitioning anyways, or trying to

[sterile stone]

I see anything Krieg related and I’m just walking the fuck away from the conversation

[hearty nebula]

there's like that 0.01% that is actually just men who express effeminately but

few and far between

[sterile stone]

I don’t have time to dice roll whether or not you’re gonna slam a hard r into the mic

[hearty nebula]

trvke

[twilit shard]

Black Templar or Krieg = Be wary if its both run the other direction

[deft badge]

Every red scorpions fan I've ever met has been a Nazi

[hearty nebula]

unless they're from lore chat, it seems

[twilit shard]

I've never even met someone who calls themselves a red scorpion fan

[twilit shard]

If they even know the tiniest amount of lore I assume they're safe cause chuds can't read

[deft badge]

They're a niche forge world chapter that's obsessed with their genetic purity

So very few people dig far enough to get into them normally

[misty ravine]

Like being a fan of this guy

[sterile stone]

I’m fucking howling bro

I haven’t seen Randall in yeeeears

This shit frying me

[deft badge]

Don't you look in the mirror in the morning man?

[sterile stone]

Go play with the traffic

[twilit shard]

Guy who thinks he's a wolf

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-ricky-berwick-open-mouth-transformation-gif-19310263

[sterile stone]

Aren’t you like 4ft tall

Shush

[twilit shard]

5'6

[deft badge]

So you two can look eachother in the eye

[sterile stone]

Fuck you mean

I’m 5’8

[twilit shard]

With your inserts I'm sure

[sterile stone]

I don’t wanna hear nada from the doc martens owner

Talkin bout inserts

[deft badge]

Idk Argus you seem like you'd wear inserts

[sterile stone]

I’ve never in my life

Besides

I mostly wear slides on a daily

[plush estuary]

Fixed my crosshair

[deft badge]

?

[deft badge]

Hell yeah

Ainz how much office do you play

[plush estuary]

uh

some

1 sec

[deft badge]

I feel like it's the only CS map I've seen you post for a bit

[sterile stone]

Fuck no

Also

[plush estuary]

only map I play with kate

[sterile stone]

Why the fuck do people pick the ass crack of night time

[deft badge]

I see I see

[sterile stone]

To make the most fucking noise outside

[deft badge]

I hope someone walks their carjack down your street in 2 hours

[twilit shard]

There's nothing to be ashamed of if u wear them

[deft badge]

Yeah that was a visceral no tbh

[sterile stone]

Projecting like a classroom assignment

Keep it movin

[twilit shard]

I don't wear white

[plush estuary]

put enemy in square

= win

[sterile stone]

What white doesn’t match that urban goth look you got going on

[tall marten]

cover the entire screen in green besides the center

[plush estuary]

1 sec

[plush estuary]

?

[deft badge]

Hell yeah

[tall marten]

perfect

[deft badge]

It's almost a nation flag

[plush estuary]

I

[tall marten]

100% accuracy

[plush estuary]

I'm dying

my sides hurt from laughing

this is so dumb

[deft badge]

Because you can't see the enemy or

Ah

[pure tree]

what could be behind the green shape

who knows

[deft badge]

Tbh I bet you can kill someone with it

It's office

You're t side

[plush estuary]

I can';t

[deft badge]

You don't have to aim a negev

[tall marten]

as soon as you see one pixel of enemy let it rip

[misty ravine]

Greenland

[twilit shard]

Sweden

[misty ravine]

If it was independent

[sterile stone]

A tangerine was looking at that place

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[tall marten]

HAHAHAHAHA

crosshair jumpscare

[pure tree]

The reoccuring green shape

[deft badge]

Do you think you could green screen subliminal messages onto that

[plush estuary]

yes

Godd

You know what to do

[pure tree]

I'll add noises each time it pops up onto the screen

[plush estuary]

I got a kill

shrimple as

[deft badge]

No no that's cheating

[plush estuary]

: (

okay

[sterile stone]

What the hell

[plush estuary]

no snipers

[deft badge]

Gotta be in the green baybee

[plush estuary]

r8 revolver time

[deft badge]

Ainz

The R8

On release

One shot people to the chest

[plush estuary]

I snow

[deft badge]

Okay okay

[plush estuary]

ham was telling me the horror stories

[deft badge]

It was the wild West

[plush estuary]

1 shot any range pistol

[deft badge]

Cheap af

[misty ravine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6SuTLMp6Ytw

Idk this was a meme for like 10 minutes

[deft badge]

Pocket awp

Honestly

That was a really funny CS update to play

[plush estuary]

THIS SUCKS

but so funny

um

what is this rank?

bottom

[deft badge]

Dmg

Distinguished master guardian

That's like

5th highest rank in CS iirc

[sterile stone]

This is the type of dream you have before needing to do something important the next day

[plush estuary]

I GOT IT

EASY

[deft badge]

Hell yeah

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[drowsy steppe]

say wallahi bro

[deft badge]

Incredible shot ngl

[plush estuary]

thx

feel free to copy

dont mind the green

[deft badge]

I might swap to red

More my color, it's easier to see against more backgrounds

[pure tree]

@plush estuary

[plush estuary]

Thank you

its amazing

bird

[pure tree]

Graceful condor

[deft badge]

I miss CSGO when it still cost money

When like, cobblestone was in comp rotation

[drowsy steppe]

that map is terrible tho 💀

[ivory marlin]

Went 2-1 with possibly the worst deck ive ever made

[deft badge]

It is

But I like that era of CS

[pure tree]

Oh he's definitely playing on controller

[plush estuary]

he is so real for that

[sterile stone]

Look at him

[shadow spruce]

@hearty nebula im helping get phones set up for the vintage story server im in

im smithing most if not all of the copper telegraph wires

[ivory marlin]

It was soooo bad dude

I had like

2 cards that made the deck “ok”

[shadow spruce]

hopefully they remember to clip the first telephone call this time

they didnt the first time when they were testing it

[sterile stone]

Is this like a tourney for money or something

[shadow spruce]

so hopefully when they hook up the 3 towns and my house theyll clip the first phone call between them

[ivory marlin]

Just casual events

Wins get packs

[sterile stone]

Word

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dyingaliengif-toad-frog-gif-23315375

[ivory marlin]

Usually its the current set

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-5165192032875540412

[hearty nebula]

oh

[ivory marlin]

But the current set is selling so well the lgs was sold out

[sterile stone]

Shoulda asked for a pack of nuka cola

[ivory marlin]

Nah they didn’t have any fallout boosters

[hearty nebula]

if you mean telegraph, that has a problem where if wires go across unloaded chunks, it doesn't send the message

[shadow spruce]

nope

telephones

[hearty nebula]

ok

gl

[shadow spruce]

they use the telegraph wires

[ivory marlin]

I took some packs that no one else took

So my card pool didn’t synergies at all

[shadow spruce]

honestly i think itll go great cause straight up im just doing material procurement

[ivory marlin]

I ended up with white black +1/+1

[shadow spruce]

i am not involved in the logistics of actually setting everything up

[ivory marlin]

It was gross when it worked

And pathetic when it didn’t

[sterile stone]

So do you plan on actually opening the packs

Or justo hoarding as many as you can and selling them

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

I open my win packs

The way a draft works, you get 3 packs, open a pack, take a card and pass the pack

[sterile stone]

[ivory marlin]

Do that until all 3 packs are spent

Build a 40 card deck

[sterile stone]

Do you appraise your cards or anything?

Or is the current issue not worth fuck all

[ivory marlin]

I don’t really have cards with value that im not using in decks

[sterile stone]

I guess man

I’m approaching it from a different view point than you

So yeah I guess we aren’t gonna see it the same

[median steeple]

22 now

[spice smelt]

Is knife bleed zealot still meta or no good after nerfs

[median steeple]

Lowk gonna slime myself so real

[sterile stone]

Bottle of Smirnoff look at him

[plush estuary]

Happy birthday

[sterile stone]

Trying to get white girl wasted

[median steeple]

It's all I have left

Ran out of a weed

[obsidian prairie]

Its been multiple years since that was "good"

[sterile stone]

Well try not to drink yourself into a stupor

And stay safe

[eternal mica]

what this?

[median steeple]

Expeditions and such

[plush estuary]

@deft badge

[deft badge]

Reported

[plush estuary]

: (

I fake cleared the corner

but they had turtle reaction time

[deft badge]

I think he shot 4 or 5 times

Not even close

Dudes playing on 1 dpi .01 sens

[hearty nebula]

the fug

[ripe quest]

I keep seeing the plain cat username and thinking darcy

[hearty nebula]

How dare you

[plush estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473658772099694612/1507835900061548585/infinite_lunacy_method.gif?ex=6a1b421c&is=6a19f09c&hm=ea8b8b137f533f94dfd74c4164983165874b698e6b0518045c290eb2b7b9f1f5&

[glossy nimbus]

Ainz after getting banned

[glossy nimbus]

Balatro

[plush estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073712559359807519/1496637658678431744/goldensigma.gif?ex=6a1b6370&is=6a1a11f0&hm=990256903d007a583db21ed5fad9c93dfd26feb6030a634456ed20d7eee5d5f7&=

[ripe quest]

Genuinely I almost pinged wardens LMAO

[plush estuary]

lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Succumb to the Moontism

[plush estuary]

I'll save you

[glossy nimbus]

Wives in the 50s

[hearty nebula]

Lesbians

[plush estuary]

I saw a lesbian once

[hearty nebula]

No way

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-the-aura-aura-meme-aura-farming-feels-the-aura-meme-gif-8288143849566529885

[plush estuary]

It was crazy

Crazy?

I was crazy once

[hearty nebula]

Did they

lock you in a room?

[plush estuary]

a rubber one

[hearty nebula]

A rubber one?

[ripe quest]

where are the rats

[plush estuary]

made of rubber

[ripe quest]

are they safe

[hearty nebula]

Yeah we called your mom rubber one too

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shake-rat-shaker-ratsturbation-gif-15464047091875296077

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-dance-rat-dance-naked-rat-dance-naked-rat-rat-jam-gif-895067322878568988

the rats

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-son-im-crine-son-meme-sonion-i'm-crine-gif-11526234123836876757

[ripe quest]

Damn whoever cooked up the dual autopistols was locked in

[plush estuary]

could use uncanny

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738

[lunar fable]

@sterile stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFqpMFhqTzE

[eternal mica]

whats them i only ever did quickplay for 10%

[spice smelt]

Its so long i have not played this game, my beloved knife zealot is no good anymore 😞

[ivory marlin]

Most of my cards with value are value bc of what they do in the deck

Aside from a 200$ card im just too lazy to sell

I could buy a cheaper art

[sterile stone]

Not a fan of like

Any of this

Only thing that looks decent are the hideouts

[sterile stone]

I suppose

Just making sure you keep options open

[ivory marlin]

No yeah

If i sell a card ill be selling a deck

[sterile stone]

Just reminded me of this stupid shit

[ivory marlin]

He kinda looks like shrek

My heavy ass mtg backpack when i gotta walk a mile home

[ripe quest]

[plush estuary]

counterintuitive with your toughness talent, smh

needs buffs

[ripe quest]

Swift Certainty is based af and my wording was used

[plush estuary]

it was reborn

[ripe quest]

We love diagonal sprinting

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/donuts-rain-sideways-raining-sideways-family-guy-gif-5215580

the reject running at the gunners

[hearty nebula]

h

[spare talon]

did... did you forget?

that was there like

the entire time

[plush estuary]

1st time playing Darktide

https://tenor.com/view/those-who-grow-grow-those-who-know-gif-14628111826263067934

[hearty nebula]

wait do we got new pics of skitarii skilltree?

[plush estuary]

Yeah

I leaked them

check DN

[hearty nebula]

Ok

[plush estuary]

https://discord.com/channels/1492246037908160626/1492247170227900446

[hearty nebula]

I will check DN

[plush estuary]

here

[hearty nebula]

rip DN

[ripe quest]

I haven't touched Hive Scum until today. That particular talent is my child I didn't expect to see it on HS.

[eternal mica]

why are my team mates stupid

they get downed

so i run on top of them and use my ult that knocks every enemy back for 10 seconds

mark the floor

the other 2 team mates do not even attemt to revive them

so i always have to cut my ult early and do it my self

they also dont shoot ogryns when i use it to prevent them from shielding or moving

like should i stop using this if my team mates wont take advantage of it ?

[hexed igloo]

Good to know thanks

@sterile stone lmao slipped into the sun tower for the ghost glider, one bird caught me, fucking onetapped ough

On the plus side I have funni glider

[sterile stone]

So you didn’t do the double matriarch boss fight?

[frosty herald]

Gloop morning

[hexed igloo]

The what?

No I glided from the wastes tower to the sun temple, then walked up the mountain so I could glide straight into the room with the ghost glider

I also couldn't go thru the normal ways to the wastes so I used me pickaxe to scale the mountain by the pillars of creation

If it explains where I am in the game, I did this before killing the wistwyvern

[sterile stone]

You fucking shrimp

[hexed igloo]

I've killed it now lmao

I would have iron if the kindlewastes shroud wasn't 2 levels over me

I haven't made a single piece of armor since default fur I've ripped it all from chests

[hearty nebula]

yeah nobody ever actually makes usage of it especially in lower diff

[sterile stone]

Bruh what

Did you just like

Skip over everything

Did you fight the dragon ?

[hexed igloo]

Glider and pickaxe

[hexed igloo]

I have now

I'm assuming you mean at pikemead

[sterile stone]

The little castle area right?

[delicate shadow]

I knew you'd be interested

[hexed igloo]

Ja

[sterile stone]

Yeah

Wait

Where the fuck are you at progression wise then?

[hexed igloo]

I went from revel over a mountain to the highlands, got the tower, went straight to the kindlewastes

[sterile stone]

Did you just completely forego upgrading your shrine ?

[hexed igloo]

Correct

[sterile stone]

Fucking WHY

[hexed igloo]

I just put it to level 3 after all of this

[sterile stone]

did you atleast put a fast travel shrine down in kindle?

[hexed igloo]

Uhhhhhhhh yeah I wanted the glider and to rustle up some cooking ingredients like saffron

I hit the tower in each place

Ezpz light work

[sterile stone]

Okay soooo

Nah you can’t do that in the next zone

[hexed igloo]

Watch me

[sterile stone]

That’s where we left off

No like

You will fucking die

[hexed igloo]

The basin?

[sterile stone]

There’s a hypothermia timer

[hexed igloo]

Ohhh mountain gotcha

[sterile stone]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

There's frost resist and campfires big dog

Ain't nothing I haven't done before

[sterile stone]

lol

Lmao

[hexed igloo]

Temperature is a suggestion

[sterile stone]

Okay go up high when there’s a massive ass snow storm

You dead ass will die from the cold

@olive raven

[hexed igloo]

Counterpoint - torch in hand

[sterile stone]

You remember we tried dungeon crawling

And a blizzard hit

We dead ass almost died trying to get INSIDE

And even then

[hexed igloo]

Skissue

[sterile stone]

We nearly froze to death because it was still too cold indoors

[sterile stone]

Jungle biome goes hard tho

[hexed igloo]

Jungle is cool yeah

[sterile stone]

I snatched some stuff from there

[hexed igloo]

I again went there way too early I'm gonna be deadass with you bro I'm underleveled for revelwood

[sterile stone]

You know you can turn fish bones into ivory right

[hexed igloo]

The random thunderbrute in pikemead near the castle still onetaps me

[sterile stone]

I honestly don’t even have advice for leveling fast outside of kill everything you see

What’s your best gear atm?

Nvm

I was gonna say you can make like

[hexed igloo]

I'm over level 10 I'm under level 15

[sterile stone]

Better armor

But all the high tier armor

Requires multi step crafting

[hexed igloo]

I closed the game so I can't really check quickly but yeah I think I'm lvl13

[sterile stone]

And I bet you can’t process wool atm can you

[hexed igloo]

Fuck no lmao I can't make leather or wool or nothin

[sterile stone]

Lmaaaao

Here’s a tip

Build a mini barn

Go to snow biome

[hexed igloo]

I've got lvl25 daggers tho

[sterile stone]

Kidnap two yaks

And two frizzy goats

Thank me later

[hexed igloo]

Picked up some nice daggers in the kindlewastes and used them to absolutely fuck up the dragon

[sterile stone]

I wish I could show you a spot

There’s this underground like

Garden?

[hexed igloo]

Huh

[sterile stone]

Free loot fer daaaays

[hexed igloo]

On another hand, I've rebuilt quite a bit of Fort Kelvin now next time I'm on I'll take some screenshots

[sterile stone]

Yeah there’s an abandoned nursery/garden in kindlewastes

[hexed igloo]

I haven't finished around the tall tower and whatnot but

[sterile stone]

And you can break the stuff in there

To get shit like

Free linen

And glass

And other mid game crafting mats

[hexed igloo]

Are there enemies there cos if there's anything but rats I'm cooked

Well I mean I can take scorpions one at a time too but

[sterile stone]

Bugs mostly

No it’s dead ass like

Just the shroud bugs

[hexed igloo]

Oh it's shrouded? Yeah I can't go there lmao

[sterile stone]

And they aren’t all in there

No it’s not

There’s just shroud bugs in there

[hexed igloo]

Wack

Fuckin why

[sterile stone]

Flor some reason

I dunno

There’s. Like this dead end room

And it’s just packed with them

[hexed igloo]

Bug clown car

[sterile stone]

Oh

Nails

Linen

Glass

And palm wood

Im pretty sure im forgetting another valuable resource

But duddde

It cuts back on having to afk craft that shit

So much

[plush estuary]

@deft badge

[glossy nimbus]

https://youtu.be/-py41Tm92fI

I love

this man

He has 3 cats

[eternal mica]

i tried playing on damnation

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow https://youtube.com/shorts/zE2wjdn5IBc?si=FkU-AWVRC9HPTn5I

[delicate shadow]

I disagree, you could give some people 100 years and they still won't be good

[sterile stone]

Reminds me of one of the funniest insults I’ve ever heard

[tall marten]

theres also one where it says vampires are rich because they immortal

[sterile stone]

I mean yeah that can go hand in hand

[tall marten]

ngl, if i have been living for 500 years and im still dead broke

[tall marten]

im walking into the sun on my own volition

[sterile stone]

Shit if I was alive for 1500+ years I’d learn about making money

[hearty nebula]

should shrink that down to sticker size...

[sterile stone]

Or something

[sterile stone]

I read somewhere that og vampires weren’t actually allergic to sunlight

Nor were they affected by y garlic

Was just a bunch crap made up

[tall marten]

what? that it was something they told people so they get left alone?

[sterile stone]

And passed down

[tall marten]

ahh like myths

[sterile stone]

I wouldn’t be surprised tbh

A lot of history is just a poorly maintained game of telephone

[tall marten]

kek

[astral tide]

Hey. So, Zealot already has prety decent crit chance boost from talents. I was wondering if it's woth boosting even more with perk, or better have somethin like carapace, monstrosity dmg?

[frosty herald]

crit damage only increases the damage added by the crit not the overall damage of the hit itself

so pick unyielding or carapace

(or flak unyielding)

[tall marten]

better to have something for unyielding and cara

really? flak?

[tranquil bone]

flak is somewhere on like 75% of units and a good chunk of those have it all over

it is just super universal

[tall marten]

fair enough

[ripe quest]

Ironically the armor that enemies wear to defend themselves makes them easier to kill.

[astral tide]

yeah but I ment crit chance. was wondering if it's worth boosting even more to get even greater bleeds, blazing piety, cool down

[frosty herald]

nah

[ripe quest]

The relative benefit of the crit chance perk is so low that sneezing often in a mission will have a larger impact.

[frosty herald]

the 5% isnt worth it over a permanent damage increase against specific armor

[astral tide]

fair enough. thx

[sterile stone]

Doesn’t have that snug fit

That’s all

[calm salmon]

Ogryn stubber stays winning because crit chance is a viable perk

(Only because it gets crit strings of 6, so proccing them more often is a noticeable change to overall damage throughout a mission)

[heady rapids]

@void bison

[hexed igloo]

@sterile stone flame level 4, char level 13

ive only really got the main tall tower, the gates, and 2 or 3 small houses to rebuild

stupid fucking chud dog getting stuck on the damn door

[ripe quest]

Depends a bit on the build. The crit chance perk shines in builds that do not take Massacre or BLO's crit talent, if taken with both it amounts to quite little still.

[spare talon]

its actually crazy that innately the twink stubbers have a final 0.5% crit chance

[ripe quest]

I guess it resulted in them being bad at critting by default but having an explosive growth of crit chance with very little investment. Somewhat interesting design.

Looking at it the pin in ogryn chat with the math for the heavy stubber's crit chance is wrong. At 17% crit chance you'd start critting 102% of the time which isn't feasibly possible.

Math wouldn't line up with the fact that after a crit string you'd only have a 17% chance to immediately start a new one, making it exceedingly unlikely that you'd even hit 100% crit chance.

[calm salmon]

Funny that your chart is what I mathed out ages ago

But yeah, I tend to only use 5% crit on twin linked if I'm not going down gun lugger tree

Usually I tend to swerve over to heavy hitter. The el classico

[hexed igloo]

@sterile stone read em and weep just hit the summit tower with nothin but a pocket warmer and a pickaxe to my name

[glossy nimbus]

t-twinks?

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-funny-silly-gif-2463265493534872578

[spare talon]

do i accept

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah

[spare talon]

will it reflect negatively on me if i do because im waiting for a non psyker

[full nebula]

foikin ell

drank a bunch of whisky lastnight now my brain hurts

[glossy nimbus]

Your reasoning is valid

[glossy nimbus]

well

Hang over.

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[acoustic dune]

ey chat

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977734641014431844/1510104074534649866/image.png?ex=6a1b9983&is=6a1a4803&hm=491b3ca667ea9fb60083e513d77757e93634d3765ea5777117ae478e464ff412&

Asking the real questions out here

[tall marten]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-backrooms-tung-sahur-creepy-gif-4483691106392625526

[stuck thicket]

DUDE

https://x.com/zlwkg/status/2060650756403847663?s=46

悪意のあるバイキング (@zlwkg)

Z przykrością informuję, że dziś nad ranem p. Tanaka zakończył swoją podróż. Prosił aby przekazać, że spędził tu bardzo miłe chwile i niczego nie żałuje.

mgr pielęg. Agata K., Oddział Detoksykacji SzpGroch

X · May 30, 2026, 9:13 AM

THIS JAPANESE GUY

WENT TO POLAND

DRANK POLISH VODKA

AND DIED

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING BUT THIS IS INSANELY FUNNY

[tall marten]

like

[acoustic dune]

who?

[tall marten]

dead dead

[radiant sluice]

Most hilarious tragedy ever

[glossy nimbus]

@narrow mauve

This country is above you

Its relevant to you

[quiet gull]

where is toprooms and bottomrooms

[carmine lance]

We’ll get there when the content mines dry up

[quiet gull]

Just entered some bullshit into wordle without thinking and it was a valid answer

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-brain-rot-ai-side-eye-gif-711440987077841595

[quiet gull]

voruna prime finished crafting today

[summer rover]

Tripple T zealot build when?

[glossy nimbus]

Hey I've been notifed that your owner will be putting you down effective immediately for this post

[glossy nimbus]

[drowsy steppe]

dude I wish I have an owner lol

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[jolly sandal]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JTA6SWH4MA14NYBB72DYJQHZ/2x.webp

[opaque island]

whats the max amount of energy drinks youve drank in a day?

[drowsy steppe]

1

[opaque island]

I expected less responsible numbers

[deft badge]

I'd love to know where they're pulling these people from for you to fight sometimes

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald

[frosty herald]

LOL

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/bomboclatt-wallahi-bomboclatt-wallahi-gif-12444869146642029773

[quiet gull]

1

Monster already makes me tweak the fuck out

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-knuckles-how-it-feels-how-it-feels-to-kill-people-gif-16309833444157562937

[drowsy steppe]

its pretty realistic eye and skin rendering

very lifelike (except dawn of war)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1510202625302466683/AQN7kQYxFlgB_JLCvJI898vwYKwZCwKDSyNNjHZYipR8r1P8sAJBhKpLfG9TIT2ZEhIm4Z-UIRTSaWu2gbZzKpID9rgLQWDpuWjRdJvZ_Q.mp4?ex=6a1bf54c&is=6a1aa3cc&hm=7142c1854505f3f749b44c6eafc654ed957efa7df1e3b2f5370eaf24064f3ca4&

[quiet gull]

The cape looks dope

[echo basin]

I have a mod that makes my cape go woke and broke

[quiet gull]

If going woke means going broke I'm the most homeless man ever

[echo basin]

Same

I'm in debt

[quiet gull]

4 trillion$

[echo basin]

No 25 euros

[misty nova]

Oh shit it's purple

This will go hard with the yellow armors

[acoustic dune]

What if being woke mean you can't kiss man anymore

What then?

[quiet gull]

If

[acoustic dune]

Awnser the question

[quiet gull]

If.

[placid fiber]

My cat is giving me a look right now

[misty nova]

Mewgenics

[placid fiber]

I fear for my next of kin, with that look

[misty nova]

He's giving you the clearly you don't don't own an air fryer look

[placid fiber]

she*

[misty nova]

She's giving you the clearly you don't own an air fryer look

[placid fiber]

Hard to tell, especially since most orange tabbies are male

[misty nova]

The only thing I really know is that all the 3 colored cats are female

[placid fiber]

calico

[misty nova]

Yeah those

This does say a lot about how I don't like cats

[placid fiber]

Orange tabbies are almost the exact opposite of calico cats as far as gender goes

I say almost since some are females

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6WeJ9JqDfU

peak just dropped

[sterile stone]

Ain’t that somethin

[visual stream]

Why

[misty nova]

I don't like cats

[visual stream]

Why

[misty nova]

Because I don't

Mewgenics

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-gif-4967492277901018712

[shadow spruce]

theyre eyeing u for dinner

[calm shore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1342601307508178994/i_squer_to_god.gif

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-chill-chilling-frogger-croak-gif-10156721

[acoustic dune]

throw shit to see what stick

is such a cool tactic

[full nebula]

"Not knowing what was gonna happen, and when we did it, it worked"

[placid fiber]

I might not like spiders, but, that's kinda cruel ngl

stabbing spiders and using them as grippers

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-science-yeah-science-gif-5954775

[placid fiber]

I get some tests are needed, but, stabbing a spider in the ass and calling it science?

really?

[eternal mica]

how do you 1 hit kill the nurgle beast on damnation difficulty ??

[deft badge]

Thunder hammer

[heady rapids]

door

https://youtu.be/_-oGB_f-ADc?list=RD_-oGB_f-ADc

[misty nova]

The answer is back shots

[eternal mica]

whats them ?

[misty nova]

You won't like the answer

[misty nova]

Missions with special modifiers

They have Maelstrom written above them on the mission board

[eternal mica]

what content can i run

my gear isnt perfect but its good enough probably

[inner locust]

Hi guys anyone have a good zealot fashion design

[deft badge]

Can't go wrong with the witch hunter fit tbh

[opaque rampart]

Is there any solid way to play Zealot similar to the Zealot class in Vermintide?

[obsidian quail]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[opaque rampart]

Can't quite place it down tbh

Feel like I can't get the Temp Health/Shield to really work for me to give me the same tankiness you get from Zealot in V2

[deft badge]

I won't accept this from someone wearing a krieg outfit ngl

[deft badge]

Whatever you want, there are people who have beaten H40 with greys, it's all skill reliant

I wouldn't run a wound tho unless you're playing Martyrdom

[obsidian quail]

only zealot one goes hard

without helmet

others are shit

[opaque rampart]

That the Saltzpyre one?

[signal spoke]

bro forgets about ogryn krieg coat

[signal spoke]

yes

[obsidian quail]

dogshit

[signal spoke]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HI3j5LiWQAA8zlp.webp

[opaque rampart]

Swag, Saltzpyre is peak

Just unfortunate that there's no class similar to the classic "SIGMAR! BLESS THIS SHOT" bounty hunter

[signal spoke]

I got a solid ogryn blue krieg set and i did wish there was pants that match og krieg

[deft badge]

Looks better with relic blade but I was build crafting

[carmine falcon]

Holy I need that helm

[deft badge]

It's great, right?

[carmine falcon]

Why does it not come with the set

Fits so well

[frosty herald]

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/rpg/remedy-ceo-says-releasing-control-resonant-near-gta-6-is-playing-the-long-game-you-can-expect-a-voice-that-will-cut-through-the-noise/

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[signal spoke]

These devs really lost their sense

[frosty herald]

Comes out and says control and alan wake 2 didnt sell as much as they wanted

[signal spoke]

Activision dropping MW4 close to GTA6

[frosty herald]

And then do this

[signal spoke]

Mfw i am stupid

Epic Games ruins game sales

[deft badge]

I finally after like 2 years got access to my Rockstar account again

[signal spoke]

Dude i forgot theres a rockstar account system and launcher

[frosty herald]

Im getting resonant over gta6

But this is still extremely dumb

[signal spoke]

We shall pray for GTA6 downfall

and MW4

How crazy that it is soon and they still show little marketing

[frosty herald]

Also firebreak bombed spectacularly hard

[deft badge]

I kinda wanna replay GTA 4

[carmine falcon]

Implying gta 6 won't get delayed lmao

[signal spoke]

cancel the game

[deft badge]

Still gonna release before ES 6

[signal spoke]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HI3RlCpakAAtkKH.webp

[carmine falcon]

Cancel it if it's about 60$

[deft badge]

ES 6 doesn't exist right

[signal spoke]

Dont worry Todd is working hard on F76 expansions

and more DLCs

[deft badge]

Like there's no way Bethesda has ever worked on it right

[signal spoke]

they admitted a while ago they have not even started

[deft badge]

lmfao

[signal spoke]

with the reveal

[frosty herald]

Todd even came out to say how hard it damaged bethesda's reputation revealing tes6 that early

[signal spoke]

and Todd said people to stop expecting news about ES6

[eternal mica]

i like having that 1 extra life it really helps i also dont like the grey scale the game goes when you have 1 down left makes it soo hard to see anything and on damnation almost every map is no power at night

[signal spoke]

Idk maybe stop announcing games so early

[deft badge]

I mean has Bethesda done anything good for their rep since Skyrim

[deft badge]

Alright, they kinda stop mattering when you get to havoc tho fwiw

[eternal mica]

whats havoc i only have damnation unlocked

idk how to get to auric ?

[signal spoke]

End game mode

[deft badge]

The difficulty past auric

[signal spoke]

keep playing damnation until you unlock it

[deft badge]

Beat a bunch of damnation

[frosty herald]

Do you see the commisar lady on the right of the mission terminal?

[eternal mica]

how mnay is a bunch cuz damnation is easy

[frosty herald]

Fallout 76 nuked their rep so hard

[deft badge]

I do not remember tbh

[frosty herald]

Like irreperable damage to their public image

[deft badge]

Buy in large people do not like 4, 76 has a bad rep, and they get made fun of for Skyrim rereleases

No one associates them with oblivion release

Starfield lol

[frosty herald]

And then came starfield

[eternal mica]

[frosty herald]

We know how well that went

[frosty herald]

Yup this is havoc

[deft badge]

Yeah, that's havoc

[eternal mica]

i mean 76 was a dumpster fire of PR disaster that bethesa kept adding oil to for 3 years i think its actually become a good game since then tho (once human does it better tho)

[frosty herald]

Since then its decent yeah

But that doesnt matter to people

They remember the launch the most

[deft badge]

My friends tried to get me to play 76 and we all played for 3 hours then stopped lol

[eternal mica]

is this enough to get good gear on a hiver ?

[deft badge]

Tbh no

[hearty nebula]

me watching on forums as two very obviously ogryn main players argue if ogryns have bonehead implants or not when they literally have dialogue saying they do

[deft badge]

You'll spend all of that

[hearty nebula]

1 dolar

[deft badge]

One does, 3 don't iirc

[obsidian quail]

only one of them has it, and it is broken

[deft badge]

Bodyguard and Bully have dialogue saying they don't, Brawler has dialogue saying they do, Heavy I'm almost entirely sure just doesn't have one but I cannot confirm either way

[eternal mica]

i was tryign to farm a rare plasma weapon that ended up sucking and then i got annoyed by the building mechanics then once human came out and it had similar building mechanics but it was soo much better and they gave you 12x more limit to building limit and another 8x limit just for decor

[obsidian quail]

tbh most likely he does, hes too smart

[eternal mica]

the worst part about once human i they reset your quest progress every week but they have permanent servers now

[deft badge]

People said the same thing about bodyguard and he doesn't

[hearty nebula]

almost certain i've heard dialogue from bully/bodyguard saying that they do, or did with varying degrees of success

[frosty herald]

One thing i hate is that basic functions are locked behind fallout 1st

[deft badge]

Nah, bodyguard defo says they want a bonehead implant

They talk to iirc Prof vet about it

Who says he's smart enough as is

[frosty herald]

Bodyguard is def cunning

[misty nova]

All this cosmetic talk

[hearty nebula]

He might have just forgotten, but either way wouldn't be surprised if he just be smort

[misty nova]

And not a single mention of peak

[eternal mica]

what frame should i be using ???

[deft badge]

Yeah, I don't have the time for an MMO tbh

[deft badge]

Whichever one you like

[hearty nebula]

Apparently GW just been making ogryns smarter in general lately

[runic grotto]

the pretty one

[hearty nebula]

rather than having them all be absolute bumbling idiots

[deft badge]

I personally theorize that, yeah

[hearty nebula]

well

[full nebula]

i just pick frames and titles that match the cosmetics for that build

[hearty nebula]

complete bumbling idiots

[deft badge]

OG Ogryn are borderline distasteful so, I can see them being cleaned up for the modern era

[eternal mica]

this one looks like that

[signal spoke]

does not matter

your like

[frosty herald]

THe ogryns arent intelligent but you dont have to be to be smart

[hearty nebula]

Yeag

[eternal mica]

and this from the skibdidi event

[deft badge]

I gotta say psyker is the single easiest class to level in DT

[heady rapids]

arbites

[deft badge]

Nah bruh

[heady rapids]

yeah bruh

[deft badge]

This is the 4th psyker I've levelled

[frosty herald]

How long does the event last for btw?

[eternal mica]

idk zealot was easy, just attack and attack and attack

[deft badge]

You get level 4 and throw autoaim rocks for the next 26 levels