#zealot-class

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oak marsh
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it just seems like it does jackshit now

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havent gotten it to work like it should

quiet gull
misty nova
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Waaaaaaaaay back when they nerfed it's Unyielding from 5 to 3
It has been getting general buffs since then

hazy stream
# quiet gull

That is not a scarecrow, that is a scareman.

What the fuck?

quiet gull
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I have that pic saved in my references folder tbh

misty nova
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Wendigo

hazy stream
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I think Dredd vs Death is the closest you can get to that currently.

I haven't played the game myself, but from the gameplay i have seen, you basically go around arresting people or using incendiary rounds to burn them alive.

stuck thicket
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im on the bus and someone’s baby is screaming loud as hell holy shit kill me now

sterile stone
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Sign me THE FUCK UP

slender mica
narrow mauve
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friendly fire is not tolerated

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what

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draw expie

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slave

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whip noise

shadow spruce
shadow spruce
misty nova
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Yeah
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator
Is blud Einstein

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What is blud doing with those numbers

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Is he tung tung sahur

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Or is he sus

drowsy steppe
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2026 got me listening to Charlie Puth bruh 😭

glossy nimbus
drowsy steppe
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nah

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youtube deadass recommended me Charlie Puth...

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slender mica
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played a game of fatmangus

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its higher cortisol than I remember 😭

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team wont stop dying...

acoustic dune
worn tapir
slender mica
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they damage they took wouldve killed fatmangus 5 times over

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O.o

worn tapir
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then you are not fat enough

slender mica
worn tapir
slender mica
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i was barely surviving myself

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im too used to speed builds ;.;

oak marsh
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is blaze away good on flamethrower? i mean it is but would brittle be better'

drowsy steppe
slender mica
calm salmon
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spending HP to rez whatthefuck_heresy

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Something fatmangus could never do

narrow mauve
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or coward

glossy nimbus
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@spare talon can you please tell me what the fuck this is

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Can these people go back to the insane asylum they came from

narrow mauve
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@vivid pike

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vivid pike
glossy nimbus
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Sergals going inferno

slender mica
glossy nimbus
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lmao

slender mica
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ultrakill

vivid pike
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its like dante's inferno

narrow mauve
slender mica
narrow mauve
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i love my bromance

glossy nimbus
narrow mauve
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Dante should've left Beatrice for Virgil /srs

slender mica
glossy nimbus
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you think I fuckin know?

narrow mauve
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ramblings of a madman

spare talon
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he is actually insane

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he made havoc 40 suggestions that involve just turning up the unfun bullshit 10x for the sake of making it hard

glossy nimbus
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Havoc 40 is already near perfect in difficulty

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why more

spare talon
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and at the end of every mission every player to 1v1 every boss multiple times

glossy nimbus
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Ok

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he is off his rocker

spare talon
glossy nimbus
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who

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is

quiet gull
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some community

narrow mauve
glossy nimbus
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fats.

narrow mauve
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i wanted to say fatmangus

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prolly not fatmangus

spare talon
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like hes taking the role of top gamer elitist

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but from the ego perspective

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not the i like playing hard stuff perspective

glossy nimbus
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Is he in his 40s

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Because

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this looks like shit i'd see on facebook

spare talon
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like the entire thing being clout rewards

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emblems titles borders and stuff

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that display your skill

glossy nimbus
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Oh so he wants titles and frames that actually have value?

obsidian ore
glossy nimbus
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oh

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fats is fatshark

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Makes it even more insane

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🥀

obsidian ore
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I don’t mind asking for harder content as I also feel the lack of difficulty sometimes but man, elitism is peak tier lmao

exotic plaza
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we should gatekeep poor people

frosty herald
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That lebron james pfp is his alt

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Also cole your skill of noob

glossy nimbus
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I mean. a mode where you cant use meta, and need to be genuinely good. would be cool ig.

drowsy steppe
glossy nimbus
exotic plaza
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just give us h40 without the modifier

undone pewter
drowsy steppe
acoustic dune
obsidian ore
exotic plaza
glossy nimbus
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THIS. IS WHAT FATSHARK FORUMS DOES TO AN MF.

narrow mauve
exotic plaza
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Kill the rich

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Kill the poor

narrow mauve
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i willlll

glossy nimbus
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THIS

narrow mauve
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cuddles.

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eat the poor

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i love consuming homeless people

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right

glossy nimbus
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His marbles are gone

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absolutely

frosty herald
exotic plaza
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cole

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(singular)

frosty herald
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Coal

drowsy steppe
rich quiver
frosty herald
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Jk cole is a good friend of mine

obsidian ore
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Poor is the reason rich is still rich

glossy nimbus
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kill the poor

narrow mauve
rich quiver
obsidian ore
glossy nimbus
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The most I want is havoc 40 as a difficulty we can keep without losing

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I dont like needing to play it everyweek to keep it

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Like thats omega pointless

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and omega annoying

quiet gull
# spare talon

Deadass I don't think I can understand what these captions mean

glossy nimbus
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Best you don't

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lmfao.

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Its not anything deep or meaningful

quiet gull
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"Badges and frames valuable"

obsidian ore
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Fatshark gives us havoc 1000 and we will find a way to mass share its reward with everyone day 1

rich quiver
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Shroudfield
There is your problem no.1 why it does not work

drowsy steppe
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I larp being a True Survivor

glossy nimbus
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same

drowsy steppe
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(I never played H40 in a year)

glossy nimbus
spare talon
glossy nimbus
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f@ke..

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I posted that already

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but yes

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hes

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not okay in da head.

obsidian ore
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👀

glossy nimbus
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I mean

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I playd with friends!!!

rich quiver
glossy nimbus
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with a really cool strategy!

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that

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definitely

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Is....legitimate...

obsidian ore
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Sounds legit

glossy nimbus
worn tapir
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can you please help me get true survivor

glossy nimbus
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ham can

obsidian ore
spare talon
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@static sentinel THE THREAD GOT DELETED

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ITS GONE

acoustic dune
glossy nimbus
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💀

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theykilled it

acoustic dune
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be prepare for my aarrival worm

glossy nimbus
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lmfao.

quiet gull
obsidian ore
quiet gull
spare talon
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they took out my boy

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he was a tops player

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who just wanted havoc interesting

quiet gull
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What is tops?

acoustic dune
worn tapir
acoustic dune
glossy nimbus
quiet gull
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"easy havoc 40" sonion ring 😭😭

glossy nimbus
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My man needs help 🥀

acoustic dune
glossy nimbus
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Havoc 40 is fine the way it is bruh

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maybe havoc 50 or whatver

quiet gull
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havoc -1

frosty herald
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First forum lolcow

glossy nimbus
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a cool title, penance, and frame.

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Would be extracting from 100 havoc 40s

frosty herald
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I should do h40 with hamdol again

obsidian ore
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we ball rn

frosty herald
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And like die 50 times whilst he solo clutches

delicate shadow
frosty herald
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MF IM AT WORK

delicate shadow
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but yeah that thread got yeeted for obvious reasons lol

frosty herald
glossy nimbus
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hun what is his problamo

frosty herald
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The white pig thread and this one got removed

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Were not allowed to have fun

glossy nimbus
frosty herald
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😭 😭 😭

delicate shadow
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it's actually very funny to me that people bother engaging with those threads in a serious manner

quiet gull
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havoc 69

delicate shadow
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because they're decidedly shitposts even if he's serious about wanting havoc to be harder

quiet gull
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Literal shit post

glossy nimbus
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What I would want

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is actual

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fun modifiers

delicate shadow
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like there's no value in engaging beyond memes and idk why this community is addicted to falling for bait

glossy nimbus
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cranial corruption is literally nothing

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blight is evil

delicate shadow
frosty herald
delicate shadow
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dude already has a containment thread, he should just stick to that

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I don't think anyone will mind his behaviour so long as he keeps it within his designated padded cell

glossy nimbus
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no modifier makes me nope harder than blight

glossy nimbus
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just please remove blight...please...I hate counterpicking...please....

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Havoc maps would be fun too

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Ones designated for havoc would be REALLY cool

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if they know how to fucking design them 🥀

delicate shadow
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it's really unfortunate that FS is seemingly in this constant state of having to reinvent the wheel

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like there were cool modifiers in chaos wastes and even in weaves

slender mica
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gday mate

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:3

delicate shadow
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if they'd actually just applied the lessons learnt from VT2 to DT from the get go we'd be like...5 years ahead of the curve

slender mica
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when aquila join dev team

delicate shadow
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but they miraculously forgot it all instead, somehow

delicate shadow
obsidian ore
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done with the morning walk sesh
I redownloaded shadow of war and bought the dlcs
Lets see how it is now after so many years

slender mica
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wait what

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doesnt that mean ur like

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west coast us? O.o

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i thought you were austrailian

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mb

delicate shadow
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I am Aussie

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I just live in british columbia

slender mica
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that must be west canada

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I would know where it was if our schools had decent geography lessons :3

delicate shadow
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been here for almost 4 years now, got my permanent residency recently

glossy nimbus
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sick

obsidian ore
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Aquila is locked in the basement of FS headquarters, rumors say he only gets to eat meatballs and play havoc 40 7/24.

glossy nimbus
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Hows canada treating you?

delicate shadow
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yeah except I'm still waiting on the fuckin' physical card

glossy nimbus
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Im told the taxes are quite high

obsidian ore
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Right next to the rat in a wheel that keeps all fatshark servers running

delicate shadow
glossy nimbus
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yep

spare talon
delicate shadow
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also being this close to the US kinda sucks

drowsy steppe
glossy nimbus
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he NEEDS attention

drowsy steppe
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why would he think it would be better received there

delicate shadow
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I mean he's a troll lmao, attention farming is the whole point

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and the forum keeps giving him that lol

slender mica
glossy nimbus
delicate shadow
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again I cannot stress how hilarious it is to watch people genuinely engage with shit like this, it's like as if everyone forgot what the internet is like

glossy nimbus
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My plan has sort of been to run to canada, end my citizenship while I'm in canada. and think about what to do....

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of course get citizenship in canada first

slender mica
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did u know if you have a US citizenship you still have to pay taxes

glossy nimbus
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Yes.

delicate shadow
glossy nimbus
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That is the whole reason lmfao.

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AND

slender mica
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meaning if you chose the wrong country, you could pay for the very defense budget that sends a drone strike on your head

glossy nimbus
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it is expensive as fuck to end it

slender mica
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O.o

glossy nimbus
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I PRAY in the future that it will be made easier to end your citizenship here

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but

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🤷

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sigh the world will improve expontially in its own time

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Hopefully in my lifetime

glossy nimbus
quiet gull
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People love to engage with ragebait

delicate shadow
glossy nimbus
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Oh

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Yeah cant escape us pal

delicate shadow
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also I have no interest in funding the US given y'know

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everything

glossy nimbus
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Moneys gonna go in the pocket of some crook one way or another

slender mica
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oww I ate spicy soup

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and I am now feeling it

delicate shadow
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other advantage of being in Australia, aside from being able to avoid US products, is Australia also isn't being threatened with annexation and such lol

spare talon
delicate shadow
frosty herald
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Atleast he doesnt use ai

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Unlike multiple forum members

static sentinel
spare talon
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i await his steam post

delicate shadow
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I do wish the forums banned AI like we do on the discord, alas

drowsy steppe
static sentinel
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I dunno what itx̌s gonna say, but it's gonna be completely incoherent and eyewateringly foolish, and I'm here for it

drowsy steppe
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imagine it was ragebait but he actually started believing himself mid argument 💀

delicate shadow
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thing is, right

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it's definitely a kid or some sort of very young adult

glossy nimbus
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it can also be

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a middle aged guy with literally nothing better to do

static sentinel
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He's absolutely a troll of some variety. Probably like 15 and giggling to himself about having messed with internet losers or some such

glossy nimbus
delicate shadow
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like gotta be <20

glossy nimbus
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let me imagine it being a 35 year old dude please 🙏

delicate shadow
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I mean that's not impossible lol, but that's really sad if so

static sentinel
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It could absolutely be a dude in his 40s that's coked out of his mind and bored

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But i hope for his own sake it's not

delicate shadow
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I've dealt with kids who act exactly like that tho so yea

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it's like, kinda normal edgy teen on the internet type shit

static sentinel
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Either way, the whole thing was one hell of a trip

delicate shadow
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I will admit, kid's hilarious

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I just wish he'd keep it in the one thread lol

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lil bro is gonna get himself banned

glossy nimbus
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Free my mans ✊

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.

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havoc 40

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but

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all the modifiers

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(help)

drowsy steppe
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atp

quiet gull
drowsy steppe
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just get bro someone to whip him or something 😭

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if he likes pain that much

delicate shadow
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honestly the best modifier would be, if you get hit by a groaner you get a backend error

glossy nimbus
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a modifier parodying bugs would be funny ngl

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THE ONE WHERE ENEMIES SPAWNED A LOT EARLIER

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that one

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was neat

frosty herald
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Swagger chilling with 5 crushers

delicate shadow
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best bug was from VT1 where you could have a boss spawn while you were still loading in

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and you spawned on a pier so the rat ogre would just yeet you off it

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while loading

glossy nimbus
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How a bout a boss that comes back not long after you kill it

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Like killing it only makes it go dormant for like 30 seconds or a minute and it comes back swinging

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but killing it gives a team buff

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or a buff to one player

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hm

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I think it would be cool

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And make it has a cool design

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give it a rainbow tint..

frosty herald
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Daemonhost that follows you the entire mission and kills 4 players

glossy nimbus
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I like Encroaching garden partially because it makes the game look like a rave party

glossy nimbus
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So stupid it could work

static sentinel
glossy nimbus
slender mica
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You're not crazy! Top level darktide can feel too easy to advanced players. guzzles water If you have any suggestions or just want to talk, I'm here to help! guzzles water

glossy nimbus
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Loved that game

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Nono

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not even a boss

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make it a crusher with a ton of health

static sentinel
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I could see an immortal monster chasing the team working fairly well as a mutator or something

glossy nimbus
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and attacks a lot faster

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and has a rainbow glow so its distinct from other enemies

static sentinel
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Every time you kill it, it starts a timer and it gets back up 2 minutes later or some such

delicate shadow
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I mean there was that Chaos Wastes modifier where you had that immortal nurgle sorcerer that'd spawn behind the team and try to yoink someone

glossy nimbus
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maybe..

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but my near invincible crusher idea is funny

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fast crusher

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yes...

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Make it like ONE guy

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that harasses the team the whole match

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Maybe make it one random ass enemy

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Like a god tier groaner fucking you up

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lmfao

slender mica
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idea:

static sentinel
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It should be a captain with no shield

slender mica
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boss that instantly kills your entire team

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when it spawns

glossy nimbus
static sentinel
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Just walks at you with his name prominently at the top of the screen

slender mica
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ok ok ok I hear you, thats too unfair

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fine, he just kills smykers when he spawns

glossy nimbus
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I cant tell what boss i like more

quiet gull
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But i like seeing smite psykers :(

glossy nimbus
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the boss targets smite users more

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Like

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I love the chaos spawn aesthetic wise

thorn harness
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amy got a well versed fury of faithful blazing peity tallent tree i can snag from??

glossy nimbus
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It's a killer amalgam

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and BoN is just raw nastiness

glossy nimbus
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wish I had it on me rn

quiet gull
acoustic dune
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@quiet gull when is bruv gonna post it

quiet gull
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I dont know

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Why do I gotta post the image...

slender mica
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is it ogryns kissing

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post the image

quiet gull
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Well no

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I mean i wish it was

acoustic dune
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Iz dis btw

quiet gull
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There we go

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@slender mica

exotic plaza
slender mica
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nice art

acoustic dune
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He tell me if I dont

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He will spawn 500 crusher

quiet gull
static sentinel
acoustic dune
thorn harness
drowsy steppe
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@frosty herald I saw your name being gray and I thought you got banned there for a sec

quiet gull
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Might make an ogryn bf version of that one ogryn gf meme

acoustic dune
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Check pin

acoustic dune
frosty herald
quiet gull
frosty herald
drowsy steppe
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<@&735928989146939404> mooooddds

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we got another one

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the AI overlords got his ass

frosty herald
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<@&735928989146939404> Haiiiiiii

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Hello hai

quiet gull
frosty herald
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Hai hello

quiet gull
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Yep this one

glossy nimbus
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Why isn't she a fat and ugly beautiful woman

quiet gull
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I agree

glossy nimbus
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all ogyrns should be ugly bastards

rotund vortex
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Ty for the heads up.

acoustic dune
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<@&735928989146939404> I miss my wife taild

glossy nimbus
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the emperor made it so

frosty herald
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If i was a mod the mr least would be gone already🚬

glossy nimbus
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they are

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yamato is mod????

quiet gull
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Except I'm biased and I make my male ogryns handsome

acoustic dune
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Make everything ur gf

heady rapids
quiet gull
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inb4 i get people complaining about gay things in my replies again

acoustic dune
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Its always gay

quiet gull
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true

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I was talking about the subreddit

acoustic dune
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Ogryn moreg when

quiet gull
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No

acoustic dune
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Zealot mpreg when

quiet gull
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*not here

acoustic dune
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It's a zealot culture thing

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@frosty herald got mpreg here

quiet gull
frosty herald
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
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I am cooked

frosty herald
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Knify the fat ugly short unibrow greasy acne ridden chud

acoustic dune
frosty herald
hexed igloo
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I see why people ask for darktide melta now

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Multi-melta holy shit

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I cast solar flare

slender mica
echo basin
frosty herald
echo basin
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Mist or, beast?

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regardless of that, what does Mr Beast have to do with what happened? Was there a scam bot?

plush estuary
echo basin
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ah

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That explains all

plush estuary
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People get their account stolen

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And the hacker spams servers with scams

echo basin
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Rip

plush estuary
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Happens alot on this server recently

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Like 1 a day

echo basin
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oh :/

plush estuary
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Always be safe and secure with the Internet

echo basin
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Yes

plush estuary
quiet gull
frosty herald
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Download a sketchy mod link cracked game or emulator

acoustic dune
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This is however gonna make you go to top of the mpreg list

exotic plaza
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i will find you irl and impregnate you

echo basin
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As a loading screen tip says: "Become impregnable to heresy" or something along those lines idk

tulip gulch
acoustic dune
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Someone else will mpreg me first

drowsy steppe
visual stream
drowsy steppe
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Triple T is peak..

drowsy steppe
misty nova
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Gold Ship never did that move

acoustic dune
misty nova
tulip gulch
acoustic dune
copper hawk
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Why do you say these things

tulip gulch
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Why not

misty nova
undone pewter
placid fiber
exotic plaza
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he need correction

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💢

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😭

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
stuck thicket
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this looks fucking insane

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tulip gulch
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1911 pog

acoustic dune
frosty herald
acoustic dune
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Triple mpreg

full nebula
shadow spruce
south prism
south prism
shadow spruce
frosty herald
shadow spruce
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They hate you

south prism
misty nova
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Moisturized

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Unbothered

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On their natural habitat

shadow spruce
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quiet gull
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yeah i'm not happy with it

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acoustic dune
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For the announcement

frosty herald
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thats skulls

acoustic dune
frosty herald
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im banking on summer games fest this year to potentially be the biggest ever

acoustic dune
misty nova
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2 days

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Rogue Core is just around the corner

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I can taste it

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Blegh

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Rock

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And

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Stone

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Not yummers

tulip gulch
pure tree
misty nova
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Idk this set of armor

shadow spruce
quiet gull
misty nova
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Gordon Freeman

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Bottom left

shadow spruce
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He’s the third img

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Half life 3?

quiet gull
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HIS NAME IS JOHNNY FIVE ACES

opal star
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why is bottom left just gordon freeman

chrome wave
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i love da forums

quiet gull
opal star
quiet gull
opal star
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nyehehehe

shadow spruce
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Evil

misty ravine
shadow spruce
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What even is that

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I always wondered but like

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No idea

median steeple
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it's the classic design for mechwarriors

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that's what they all really wore until PGI made new designs

misty ravine
# shadow spruce What even is that

In Battletech you need a neurohelmet to move a mech around with a combat-useful degree of speed and agility, otherwise a slow and deliberate shuffle is as fast as they can safely move (e.g. a technician just needs to move one within the hangar)

I think it's been canonized now that the first neurohelmets were heavy and bulky (to the point of resting most of the weight on the pilot's shoulders) but have been steadily getting smaller and lighter until the most advanced ones are like a modern fighter pilot helmet

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median steeple
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neurohelmets were so stupid back then lol

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shadow spruce
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Is it like those German made rally/racecar neck holder things?

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Use em in nascar

median steeple
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at least the innersphere ones

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I don't like the clan helmets

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shadow spruce
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They don’t like you either

median steeple
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I do not care what the hitlerites think of me

misty ravine
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"Now dig the fucking hole, freebirth!"

median steeple
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outside of like one warden clan which is wolves yeah

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they're all hypocrites

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oh and I guess bears

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makes sense why these two are like the biggest clan factions in the modern setting

misty ravine
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Ehh
Bears only flipped from Crusader to Warden after the Crusaders got BTFO at Tukayyid

royal vortex
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the only good place to live is one of the planets that gets nuked during the 1st or 2nd succession wars

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obliterate me

misty ravine
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And the Warden Clans who stayed behind in the Clan Homeworlds turned out to be giant dickheads too

median steeple
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any of the clans that refused to adapt are still dickheads

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bears and wolves at least attempt to meld both societies

sterile stone
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I can't speak on jade falcon

misty ravine
median steeple
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trying to remember which clan is in the big 3 in the modern setting that isn't bears/wolves

shadow spruce
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Crazy question but how does the vr mod work for mercs

median steeple
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you use your head to aim the arms but still walk with the keyboard and torso with mouse

misty nova
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If it's mid my DRG obsessed friend is going to play it exclusively for months anyways and ask me to join

exotic plaza
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drg without breakpoint

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😭

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but ig it can be good

quiet gull
violet hornet
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Horse milk

exotic plaza
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I mean its a roguelite

violet hornet
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Big steppa

violet hornet
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25% beans by volume

shadow spruce
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Say hi to wally

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hi wally

frosty herald
misty nova
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🗣️

shadow spruce
median steeple
shadow spruce
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Nikki says hi

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median steeple
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I prefer western mechs honestly even if AC and Gundam is good

frosty herald
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Peak

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Did you beat n++?

shadow spruce
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Cherno alpha the goat

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Do we look badass

shadow spruce
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No

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There we go

shadow spruce
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Oh I thought u meant the Krieger

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Thank you phone

full nebula
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Nah thats dime a dozen shit

sterile stone
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GUYS LOOK AT MY BADASS KRIEG!!! I LIKE PLAYING VET BECAUZE KRIEGGG, LOOK HOW I WASTE ALL OF MY AMMO, WHY DOESNT THIS GAME GIVE YOU MORE AMMO?

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FET FE FOVEL

full nebula
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WHY IS EVEYONE MAD WHEN I USE EVERY CHARGE ON THE AMMO CRATE

opal star
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all kriegers should die

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they'd be happy

full nebula
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Everything in darktide is ruined by warhammer players who aren't darktide players

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ELLO SAH IM AN OGRYN SAAAHH, SAAHHH

opal star
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Cadia

full nebula
opal star
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Cadia Cadia Cadia

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Cadia this, Cadia that
How about you go Cadia some bitches

sterile stone
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Safe to always assume a ogryn you get matched with will role play being a ogryn

misty ravine
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Roleplay ogryns are normally bad, shit, garbage or good

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Or occasionally you'll get the one guy who actually took the time to learn some fundamentals

opal star
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I dont think I've ever seen a bad roleplagryn

full nebula
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We'll need to conduct a study then, most of the ones I play with are "doing their best"

exotic plaza
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man im regretting my snapped sdcard hard

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price is still 2.5x msrp

full nebula
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Wat

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Arent sd cards like 10 bucks these days

exotic plaza
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no

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💀

full nebula
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I know usb flash drives are basically free

exotic plaza
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memory shortage + scalper

full nebula
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Idk i can go to Walmart and get them, probably with surge pricing

exotic plaza
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getting a sandisk extreme 1tb is hella expensive compare to when i got it initially

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the worst part is that I didn't broke it when i was switching my steam deck stick for hall effect stick but i broke it when i was trying to put it in after everything done

full nebula
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Thats why you gotta put it in horizontally instead of jamming it in sideways

sterile stone
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Generally yeah

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Most ogryns are average, rarely will you find someone who really knows how to play it

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At least with pubs

opal star
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hm, prolly depends on where you look

tulip gulch
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2400 dollar

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waow

exotic plaza
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krill yourself

tulip gulch
misty nova
opal star
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you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice

violet hornet
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thats definitely increased in price

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25 bucks for 32g is definitely expensive compared to before

radiant sluice
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solar gorge
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y thzt i unblur this random ass pic

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CW: NSFL

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Not Safe for Lunch?

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LIFE

solar gorge
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there's nothing to keep

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everything must be discarded

radiant sluice
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Here's another one, please ignore the Finnish flag. The only screenshots I have are from when I was trolling my friends 😭

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Acknowledging the flag rn

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The slices of hot dog(?) not even being evenly distributed

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why are the finnish like this

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fries on pizza sounds so stoner

radiant sluice
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WAIT THERE'S MORE

plush estuary
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I think some people don't deserve ketchup privileges

solar gorge
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we don't deserve ketchup as a species

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it should not exist

plush estuary
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Abused....

exotic plaza
radiant sluice
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Blame the Finns this time

solar gorge
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once u reach 13 you shouldn't be allowed ketchup

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anymore

plush estuary
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True

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unironically

plush estuary
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i can't even blame that guy fro putting ketchup on bananna lwky

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I love bananas bruh

solar gorge
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it's literally just sugar sauce

radiant sluice
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Nobody tell the mods, I'll get insta banned

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Concealed rage

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@delicate shadow

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Can we legally kill this person?

glossy nimbus
solar gorge
plush estuary
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The world would be a better place without MOBAs

misty nova
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Actually true

plush estuary
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Queue picture of future society

misty nova
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I shouldn't have listened to my friends about LoL

stuck abyss
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cuz it's awesome and I like it so it's good

misty nova
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Mobagem

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bro krieg is bad ASS

misty nova
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Still moba

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LOOK AT MY KRIEG

solar gorge
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other mobas can go because i do not like them so they are bad

full nebula
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LOOK HOW SHITTILY PAINTED MY ARMY IS

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DONT MENTION HOW BAD IT IS, OR ILL GET MAD

median steeple
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wha

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im so bored im playing darktide before the update

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💔

full nebula
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lets not pretend darktide doesnt have the best moment to moment gameplay of so many games

glossy nimbus
solar gorge
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skitarii in less than a week

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just a week away

full nebula
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we're just dried up because tencent and gws too worried about getting that bag

stuck abyss
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median steeple
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glazeglazeglaze

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they're likely announcing the next class in 3 days

solar gorge
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it's not like they've been teasing some big reveal at skulls

full nebula
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i mean if we're talking "content" theres nothing lol

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a new class isnt really contrent

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content*

solar gorge
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it kinda literally is

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What is a new class besides content

full nebula
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not really

stuck abyss
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What do you define as content?

full nebula
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content is missions, modes, things to play, just having new abilities on a slightly different character is barely content

median steeple
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what are we even saying atp

solar gorge
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it's content, in the game, that's being added to the game

median steeple
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dude is just typing stuff

stuck abyss
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a game mode is content

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maps are content

solar gorge
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yes

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u are very very smart

median steeple
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everything but cosmetics is content

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like actual content

full nebula
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by technicality

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adding a couple weapons is also barely content

median steeple
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I'm gonna make pasta now

solar gorge
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u can't just cherrypick what is content and what isn't based on what u want

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son

royal vortex
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i define content as a state of acceptance and peace

full nebula
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it is content by definition, but so is adding one weapon across all characters

solar gorge
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so it's content

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eh

full nebula
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barely

solar gorge
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gotcha

stuck abyss
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I define content as things not krieg

full nebula
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not really content to add value to the game

radiant sluice
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You get sauce

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All the sauce

full nebula
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lets just be honest, most likely ad mech isnt going to make any huge leaps in mechanics, likely just to be playing off what they've already experimented with

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if they could fix expeditions instead of just slopping it out, that would be decent content

royal vortex
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fix expeditions (ctrl z)

full nebula
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fix it by just copying chaos wastes design which is what they shouldve done to begin with

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fatshark has this fetish for not copying themselves, then they do it anyway, but they shoot themselves in the foot by not just reusing the good ideas

solar gorge
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just take all the tiles and make traditional maps with them honestly

full nebula
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id be fine with that overall

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the irony of a game mode thats mostly rng, is that every game literally feels exactly the same

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at least the way they designed this one plays that way

frosty herald
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the expeditions grid already looks the same as chaos wastes

full nebula
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thats what they should've been working on for the last year+ instead of wasting time with mortis trials

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they just like making slop modes for some reason, higher ups are too worried about getting that fomo bag

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Mortis trials are at least brain off fun tbh

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Expeditions are like

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Just worse regular DT

full nebula
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mortis trials arent even fun

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mortis trials is literal nap time until the last 2-3 waves

carmine falcon
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mortis is fun every 10 business years to do goofy cheesy shit

full nebula
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the last few waves are fine

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but mortis trials is literally 15 minutes of boredom until you get something interesting

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they should condense first 6 waves into like 2

full nebula
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fatshark doesn't generally have bad ideas in concept, they just apply it really badly most of the time

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or they just dont flesh it out enough

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Idk when I get on I run a trial or two

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Or if I'm dead tired when I'm getting off I run a trial or two

full nebula
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i havent played it in a while, the rebalance might help it a bit, but its probably still dead for the first 3/4s

misty ravine
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sterile stone
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Pve extraction mode in a class based horde shooter

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Really couldn’t think of anything better huh

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me and my fren : )

sterile stone
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Like atleast if they locked specific weapons behind these modes maybe I can see them being interesting to replay

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But be fucking honest

full nebula
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it should've just been a gauntlet like chaos wastes is

sterile stone
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Why the fuck would you play that slog of shit for crafting mats when base game missions are more enjoyable

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there's at the very least 2 other horde shooters with that gameplay loop that are alive and thriving

full nebula
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because they slop out content

sterile stone
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yeah well if they made the mode actually fun

tranquil bone
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they should've just dropped cw

sterile stone
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The thing I’m sure the devs and anyone employed at fatshark realize by now

heady rapids
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play a shitty mode for weapon unlocks? no thank you

sterile stone
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If you let the mouth breathers bitch and moan for a week or month

tranquil bone
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They would have deserved it this time if they took your ideas lol

sterile stone
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They will shut the fuck up

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ey chat

sterile stone
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And keep playing

heady rapids
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or something else

acoustic dune
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could someone gib me a kiss

heady rapids
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yeah that alr happened

frosty herald
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@lunar fable got told that 2x bugs in haz 5 on escort is too difficult and I should turn off 2x bugs

sterile stone
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Like the most controversial nerfs had multiple mass review bombings

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And people still played

lunar fable
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Like it’s predictable at this point a lot of gamers are nothing burger ass cry babies

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hit that guy with a "no blox"

sterile stone
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Who will still engage with a product once their temper tantrum settles

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I told him I already soloed it with scout

quiet gull
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then he said "okay" then left

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i can die peacefully now

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cya chat

quiet gull
sterile stone
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PROFESSOR NOOOOO

violet hornet
misty ravine
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I love big rooms

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its so large it derenders

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a minimum of 180meters

heady rapids
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lmao

sterile stone
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Diabolical work I tells ya

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@gray ice Just saw the backrooms trailer

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Deadass think they might have actually added the infinite ikea

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Probably going under a different name

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But still

misty ravine
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Exactly one year later actually lol

misty ravine
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Another example

In hindsight they were right to protest the shit MW2 did, even if it ultimately went the way of most boycotts

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And have little to no online protection

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Or anti cheat

misty ravine
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Charge what people are willing to pay I guess

violet hornet
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Yeah the same demographic keeps paying full price for it

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Honestly devastated by this news

sterile stone
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actual cattle

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Gun and ball comment or something like that idk

misty ravine
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yeah but this basketball game has a microtransaction gacha system brooo

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thats content broooo

solar gorge
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if thdy added guns to rocket league it would be the best gamle evr

full nebula
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if they made rocket league into a different game itd be the best game ever

tulip gulch
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rocket league but its darktide

exotic plaza
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what if darktide but children

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like i get to kill them

sterile stone
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“Check his library”

misty ravine
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why isn't darktide an open world racing rpg?

sterile stone
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40k already got a racing game

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Can’t step on them toes

misty ravine
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why isn't darktide a romantasy novel series

tulip gulch
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A Hive of Dark and Tide

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hope this helps!

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darktide bloodbowl with all orgyns

median steeple
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Oh man gaming is so dead
Fortnite is dead
GTA5 is dead
Marvel rivals is dead
Etc etc

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Same basket

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Same people

full nebula
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none of those games are dead

median steeple
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We need to dump into the ocean

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none of those games are particularly good

sterile stone
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I've seen many popular figures say this line for line

full nebula
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idk i guess im not a zoomer, but ive never heard anyone say any of those are dead

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i guess if youre that brainrotted

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Ofc they're gonna zoom in on any point where line goes down and say game is dead

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Hwshwhehebejejekekekeejrjrhbfbtbheurixmfkfok

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those games should die tbh

sterile stone
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especially gta 5

sterile stone
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Gta 5 has done irreparable damage to rockstar

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this will be darktide's graphics in 2029

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i cant wait for flying cars in gta 6 online

tulip gulch
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HAANNNDDSSS

misty ravine
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Yet here we are

median steeple
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Reminded me of this guy who does these videos lol

heady rapids
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Black light retribution needs to make a comeback

solar gorge
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is there ball in speed freajks ?

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iunno

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its alr dead i cant check

solar gorge
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sometimes dead is better

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I think on 2nd week it was under 1k players

exotic plaza
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damn lego 2k drive getting delisted

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I'm getting rich

sterile stone
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@misty ravine I won’t lie

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A favored past time of mine

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Is watching Russian game devs try to make something that appeals to western audiences

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And then seeing that game die within a few months

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Then the devs just go radio silent

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See this happen quite a few times now

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Does far far west have melee combat

heady rapids
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no

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just fists

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Farts sadly

tulip gulch
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they do plan on adding melee weapons in the future

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YEEES

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Farts happily

frosty herald
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people hyping up gta 6

misty ravine
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like trust me

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rockstar will do the bare minimum for singleplayer

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and then fleece online players

sterile stone
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Bad gaem blyat

misty ravine