zealot-class

[shadow spruce]

valid

[hexed igloo]

I could probably call the cops but like they ain't gonna do nothin lmao

[shadow spruce]

too bad theyre too expensive

[zinc talon]

they sure are, I goit mine as my christmas present to myself

and I got a good one, an alienware 34

and even spending my own money for the holidays I was like

[shadow spruce]

besides i dont think my gpu could handle that cause if i go OLED im goin at least 1440 if not 4k

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-steve-carell-yikes-the-office-michael-scott-gif-13573950

lookin at that register

2k is more than enough

[shadow spruce]

im on a 2060 non super

[zinc talon]

I've had 2k monitors for the last couple years, 4k doesn't really bring anything extra to the table especially in gaming cuz of the high movement

[hexed igloo]

One time lady came in with her (probably about 15) son, tried to buy a pod for him which I said no

She came back 1 minute later to buy a pod "for herself" (the exact pod her son picked out) told her to fuck off

They sent the dad in to try intimidate me out or smth, he was shocked I said no like mate just fuck off already leave me alone

[shadow spruce]

"i have the right to refuse service"

[zinc talon]

people get serious about their nicotine I swear

[misty ravine]

The tide isn't truly dark until the screen can be truly black

[hexed igloo]

Not even the right I have the fucking obligation to

I'm legally required to

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/poetry-gif-24242982

[sterile stone]

Signs of a failed parent

[zinc talon]

lights out missions on an oled feel like how darktide was supposed to look from the getgo but the real world forced the change

cuz obviously

[hexed igloo]

Cunts can't comprehend ID legality in that they can't just get around it by going "nah I'm paying for it" mate kill yourself now

I go "you got ID?" To the kid and the parent goes "oh no I'm paying for it"

Cool?

"I'm paying for it" isn't ID actually

[shadow spruce]

i think the thought process is the kid isnt paying for it so he shouldnt have to get ID?

but im not sure

[hexed igloo]

The gigantic 18+ sign on each window should clear that up usually

[sterile stone]

That’s how it worked when I was at 7/11

[shadow spruce]

obviously

[sterile stone]

Most places don’t allow anyone under 21 to enter places like that

Especially now since the legal age to smoke in Texas is now 21

[misty ravine]

If Darktide was supposed to be survival-horror with combat that's actually good

For better or worse we got Big E's slipperiest meth-heads slaughter 3000 heretics for breakfast

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[carmine lance]

lmfao

[sterile stone]

What’s funny is like

You had to be 18+ to use the oxygen tanks when I first moved up north

Big ass signs for it

Then I found out why later when I got my own oxygen machine

[carmine lance]

work has been largely chill for me, but sometimes people get frustrated about things where I'm like "I really don't know what to tell you man, why are you going anywhere without a wallet or id on you"

[sterile stone]

It’s so the lizard men don’t ID them

[oak marsh]

alienwaRe 34?

[zinc talon]

the oled I picked up

[sterile stone]

Isn’t alienware overpriced dogshit

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/no-anime-pepe-hit-mad-angry-gif-17097718

[zinc talon]

https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/alienware-34-240hz-qd-oled-gaming-monitor-aw3425dw/apd/210-brrk/monitors-monitor-accessories

[oak marsh]

the joke was rule 34

r34

[zinc talon]

OH

goddamnit

take my meme card

I have no right to it anymore

[oak marsh]

i got a new monitor recently

samsung 1440p one

i think 180hz?

its pretty good

amazing viewing angles

i had been running a 1080p 80hz for a long ass time

[shadow spruce]

ive got some random 1080p 165hz monitor

its alright

does the job

ive got it locked at 144hz and it rarely sees FPS high enough to count

[zinc talon]

heh I just picked one up

that's rated at....

[oak marsh]

my old monitor is perfectly fine (other than the occasional red pixel which i just press on to fix) but just

new monitor nice

once i got a bigger desk im def gonna run 2 monitors

[shadow spruce]

i have a monitor over my main monitor

[hexed igloo]

The rules here are basically if someone doesn't have ID nobody gets anything. If a parent has their toddler or smth with them no service

Mfs "she's 3" don't care mate she ain't 18

[sterile stone]

Mfs trying to get their kids hooked early

Pass down the family tradition of addiction early

https://x.com/pirat_nation/status/2051483015579336723?s=46&t=QYdQ_EAvOrvMITlUkVH4Gw

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

DDR6, the next version of RAM, is planned to start selling in 2028.
Major companies Samsung, SK Hynix, and Micron are developing it.

It will launch with base speeds of 8,800 MT/s and can go up to 17,600 MT/s.
This means much higher bandwidth than today’s DDR5 memory, so

X · May 5, 2026, 2:04 AM

[obsidian prairie]

Kids like that have to end up sounding like they smoke regulatly even if they stay clean of everything, just from secondhand

[hexed igloo]

Also kids tryna look tough asking if they can buy a vape and looking visibly distraught when I look up, stare at them for 3 seconds, then look back at my phone

[sterile stone]

Yall ever have cops come in trying to be like

“Yall sell any of that good good”

[shadow spruce]

can we amelia earhart this guy

[zinc talon]

and the ad at the store said more than that

think it said 525hz

[obsidian prairie]

What even is the point of something that runs at 480 hz

[hexed igloo]

Naw

[shadow spruce]

you dont need that many

144 is perfectly fine

[zinc talon]

fest.

[obsidian prairie]

My monitor is 75

[zinc talon]

really, it's because I'm an idiot who's tunnel visioned on something

[hexed igloo]

They send in underaged secret shoppers to try catch if ur not ID'ing but they're always so obvious LMAO

[zinc talon]

all my fuckin life I've heard 'the human ey e can't see more than 24 fps that's why the shoot movies at t hat'

[obsidian prairie]

Your tunnel vision can't tell the difference

[zinc talon]

then it was 60

then 90

[obsidian prairie]

Thats just a number at that scale

[zinc talon]

and I can tell a difference between 160 and 175 on my oled

[shadow spruce]

okri u should buy me a whole new pc

[zinc talon]

so I said fuck it

now I can install that thing and find a program that'll run something at 200, 210, 220, etfc

[hexed igloo]

Mort you should just sell hole or smth to buy one get your hustle up

[zinc talon]

and figure out just when I can punch these guys in the mouth for saying 'the human eye can't....'

[sterile stone]

Wild

[drowsy steppe]

ooh ok ok I see you I sway around and shi to this

[zinc talon]

also it was on clearance cuz who the fuck in their irght minds needs a 480fps monitor

so I got it super dirt cheap

[shadow spruce]

listen man im either gonna get nepo'd into working at the hostpital or a cardboard box factory

[zinc talon]

sell hole

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely like "hi uhhh can I get.........papers?"
"Yeah what size"
"Uuuhhhhhhmmmmmm big?"
Yeah right buddy

[zinc talon]

that is by far the crudest way I have ever heard someone put it

I'm stealing it

[sterile stone]

Just hit a big ass alarm

“Guards!!! Incinerate this man’s atoms”

[hexed igloo]

I actually have a panic button and smoke cannons about a foot from my hand at any given moment

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say you don’t pack a gun

Then I remembered

Not americano

[hexed igloo]

Yeah

If weed gets legalized here I'm quitting unless they give me a 4 gauge double barrel to put under the counter

[obsidian prairie]

Smoke cannons?

[sterile stone]

I wish weed got legalized out here

[shadow spruce]

well that cant happen cause 4 gauge "shotguns" arent technically a shotgun at that size

[sterile stone]

Cbd and tobacco shops scamming folks left and fucking right

[hexed igloo]

Common security thing, just damn near instantly fills the shop with dense fog, makes it hard for someone who doesn't know the store to do anything

[obsidian prairie]

I feel like that would be vastly less effective than something a quarter the size

[sterile stone]

With this weird ass synthetic weed shit

[obsidian prairie]

Didn't know those existed for security use, I just have a panic button and paranoia

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but anything smaller I'll have to like clean up if the caliber is big enough they just get atomized

[sterile stone]

See you could also have a Glock

I’m just sayin

[obsidian prairie]

I would like not to have to keep a gun 10 feet from the kids area

[shadow spruce]

yeah odo at that point a 4 gauge isnt a gun its a destructive device

[hexed igloo]

It's like super illegal but I know one of the other vape shops here legit has a fucking nightstick under the counter

[obsidian prairie]

I am also not the one who makes those decisions though

We are looking into someone just to stand around and look menacing in addition to doing normal floor stuff

[sterile stone]

Fucken Aiden Pearce working at a vape shop

Poggu

Brother those batons are fucking heavy man

[hexed igloo]

Fun fact my father used to have a few airguns, the type that you use to hunt birds with the lead slugs

When I was about 3 I almost killed my older brother with it, the slug bounced off the rim of his glasses into his cheekbone, if he ain't have em on it would've offed him

[sterile stone]

Especially those collapsible ones

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/7l3m44fAYAE @sterile stone did I show this before

[sterile stone]

Lemme take a gander

[obsidian prairie]

What's the legal difference between that and like
A bat or an equivalent length of aluminum bar stock or smth

[shadow spruce]

a baton is a weapon and a bat is sports equipment

bar stock is raw material

[obsidian prairie]

I can lay hands on stock that'll do more damage to you than a baton ever will casually

[sterile stone]

Listening to this makes me think you have a nostalgia for the 80s

[shadow spruce]

mhm

[sterile stone]

Like those neon lights in the bed room

Type of thing

[shadow spruce]

but its raw materials so yeah you can own it

[obsidian prairie]

Just like 18 inches of 1" aluminum will simply end you if i can actually swing it decently

[drowsy steppe]

what can I say, Im nostalgic for a decade I dont even live or born from

[shadow spruce]

like back in medieval times people got around sword bans by just making big knives

[hexed igloo]

Having either or intended for fighting is equally illegal

[sterile stone]

Lemme finish listening to it and I gotchu

It’s synthwave

[obsidian prairie]

So the conspicuously dented aluminum bar is also a crime

Very sad

[hexed igloo]

Carrying anything for the purpose of self-defence is illegal here, be it a knife, pepper spray, taser

[sterile stone]

So what the fuck are you suppose to do?

[shadow spruce]

even self defence stuff?

[sterile stone]

Die?

[drowsy steppe]

its the shii

[obsidian prairie]

Ok thats slightly insane to me as a godless american

[sterile stone]

That shit sounds like the nonsense they do in schools here

[shadow spruce]

maybe people over there are better adjusted than americans but bro aint no way they made self defence tools illegal

[sterile stone]

If you fight back against an attack you’re considered a mutual combatant

[obsidian prairie]

I was gonna say no knives in school is 100% fine but yeah thats stupid

[hexed igloo]

Pretty much lmao

Iirc it's like if someone comes at you with a bat, then "technically" its OK to use something similar such as a stick you picked up and whatnot, but pulling up a stick when someone came at you bare handed is a nono

Don't quote me

[sterile stone]

Wild

[obsidian prairie]

Biting down the incredible urge to give someone the first real consequence for their actions and instead having to just record, report, and hope management did something was a super fun part of my late high-school experience

[sterile stone]

Home girl who’s out there told me NZ ain’t too kosher aswell in some spots

Like

You can’t walk alone during the day or night

[shadow spruce]

okay but like even a guy with their bare hands can do some damage

[hexed igloo]

However, my bag with all of its bits of metal and pins with quick-release, very swingable strap works

[sterile stone]

And she’s a woman so doubly for her

[sterile stone]

Mf be like

I don’t CARRY makeshift knuckle dusters

HOWEVER

[hexed igloo]

If someone comes at me I'm snapping the clip on my bag and clocking them across the face with it, and there's probably a half pound of pins and badges on it

Usually got a water bottle or smth in there too

[obsidian prairie]

I really need to get a long utility knife eventually

[shadow spruce]

i need to move back home

[hexed igloo]

Generally it's fine during the day, but I have been out at night and have a car pull suspiciously close and slowly, before (assumedly) seeing I'm male and pulling off

There's some spots in this town I just won't go to tho lmao

[sterile stone]

Give someone the ole British hello

[shadow spruce]

alaska my beloved

[sterile stone]

This is why I’m glad I live where I do

[hexed igloo]

Do you know what town she's in?

[sterile stone]

Don’t know didn’t ask

[hexed igloo]

Fair and valid

[sterile stone]

All I know she said it’s got uhhh

[hexed igloo]

Some places are chill, other places yeah no chance kek

[sterile stone]

Māori I think?

[hexed igloo]

That doesn't narrow it down much at all kek

[sterile stone]

Something about them harassing her

That’s all I really remember

[hexed igloo]

Refer to above

[sterile stone]

10/10 song

I pay you back

https://youtu.be/RuYgbCul__s?si=IVg3j_qouwBQFtmv

[lunar fable]

@heady rapids

[hexed igloo]

(Not in a racist way I've been harassed equally by maori and all other races)

Nobody's exempt

[sterile stone]

Word

[hexed igloo]

Except the Japanese people that moved here for university or whatever they're always very pleasant

[sterile stone]

Nah it’s just funny cause the convo would ping pong back and forth

Shit like

Her neighborhood being safe enough to leave doors open

But also once you leave that area it just becomes utter shit

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely tho that's how it is

In most towns, you have main street that you just want to be normally wary around

And then everywhere else is chill except for one neighborhood that you just don't go to

I swear to God there's streets that have the 2 opposing gangs down either side

[sterile stone]

Texas is only like that really with the backwoods areas and the more lower income spots

Which there aren’t many

[oak marsh]

just say you didnt fight back

[sterile stone]

Especially backwoods

[oak marsh]

and simply defended yourself

[obsidian prairie]

They don't care

If you engaged at all you've committed equivalent offense

[hexed igloo]

Yeah they don't give a fuck may as well break his fingers

[sterile stone]

Texas is doing a lot to tear down rural communities and turning them into suburbs

[oak marsh]

in what

school?

or some place with a wack ass law

[hexed igloo]

You're gonna get suspended anyway so beat his ass down

[obsidian prairie]

That comment was about schools yeah

[oak marsh]

frankly schools can go fuck themselves about those rules

if they want to suspend you for defending yourself take it up with a court or something

[hexed igloo]

I will say tho, for how sketch some places here are, I've only ever had like 2 issues outside of work

[sterile stone]

That’s time and money the average Joe doesn’t have

[oak marsh]

as if schools have money?

[sterile stone]

Not anymore probably

[hexed igloo]

As if families have money

*families with children that go to schools with zero-tolerance policy

[obsidian prairie]

Not at all worth the time

[sterile stone]

I thankfully haven’t had any drastic situations

Worse I can remember in recent years is like

Random homeless guys walks up to me in a alley

Hugs me

Then asks for $5

That was an experience

[hexed igloo]

I've just had a few close calls, one time I got cornered by 2 guys who just took my vape lmao (genuinely just decided it wasn't worth fighting)

[obsidian prairie]

I'd immediately check every pocket on my person

[sterile stone]

I don’t carry cash so I’m solid

And I keep my phone in a cargo pocket

[hexed igloo]

My preset line when I get asked for money "sorry man day before payday you know how it is"

[sterile stone]

I’m glad I moved from my old place tho

[hexed igloo]

I pull that 3hrs after I get paid too

[obsidian prairie]

I'd check anyway

[sterile stone]

As cuntish as it sounds

[hexed igloo]

too many brokies around there

[obsidian prairie]

If someone's trying something that close they are walking away with something

[sterile stone]

More homeless people were moving into the area after the rail line was being built

And the local homeless were offering to do a lil somethin strange for some change

To get cigs and beer

I can’t be fucked to live in a place like that

[hexed igloo]

We just have people camp at traffic lights to "wash windows" (they smear the fuck outta it then hold their hand out for your change)

[sterile stone]

More than likely

[sterile stone]

Those use to be common in Louisiana

But they’d be drunk aswell

[hexed igloo]

That was implied

[obsidian prairie]

I've read too damn much and am too paranoid to consider momentary contact with a stranger normal

[hexed igloo]

The best a stranger gets from me is a nod

Perhaps "mornin brother"

If I'm feeling particularly jovial

[sterile stone]

I hear and see this a lot outside Louisiana

I’m from New Orleans

[hexed igloo]

My condolences

That's rough

[sterile stone]

So it’s just casual for strangers to just talk to one another

[sterile stone]

You little wet turd you know nothing about Louisiana

[obsidian prairie]

If someone talks to me on the street they are getting a full fucking soul read

[hexed igloo]

Ain't it just all bayou with crocodiles and zombies n shit (all I've seen of Louisiana is from hunt showdown)

[sterile stone]

You’re thinking like

Hold on

[hexed igloo]

The zombies r just guys on fent

[sterile stone]

Lemme google the name so I don’t butcher it

Oh nvm

Maybe Bogalusa

And a few other places

But Baton Rogue, and New Orleans are the main places people go

And that shit is just

Sex, booze, food, and half naked women

New Orleans that is

[oak marsh]

i still wait for the day that i get catcalled

[hexed igloo]

If you come to NZ the only cities worth seeing are Wellington and maybe Christchurch

Wellington is where all the twinks in NZ live

[obsidian prairie]

You have a city called christchurch

[hexed igloo]

Ain't never been robbed by a twink

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it got exploded some years ago by a giant earthquake

I hear it's nice, though I haven't personally been

Rule of thumb is that if you want to see mountains you go to the South Island, if you want green go north

[drowsy steppe]

i feel like a city called Christchurch is very redundant

[sterile stone]

Why tho

[hexed igloo]

A little redundant yeah

[oak marsh]

cause then i can say something funny

or like

cause the ppl who catcall never think ur gonna agree

[hexed igloo]

Iunno I don't think people that catcall take too well to sarcasm

[drowsy steppe]

its bad cuz the only thing I know of Christchurch is the chud mosque shooter

[hexed igloo]

That too yeah

[sterile stone]

NZ and twink just makes me think of some skinny gay guy with a mullet and mustache that wears cowboy boots and crop tops

[hexed igloo]

That's too Australian

[sterile stone]

I’m WHEEEZING bro

[obsidian prairie]

That also sounds suspiciously Texan

[hexed igloo]

All the twinks I've met have been the gothboy type

[sterile stone]

The gays here wear business casual or dress like broke back mountain

There is no in between

[hexed igloo]

[drowsy steppe]

so youre saying its a fetish

[sterile stone]

Actually I’m lying

[oak marsh]

barely-disguised fetish*

[drowsy steppe]

like random joe out in the streets going hey baby and you like why thank you

[sterile stone]

There was this one twink that was wrapped up around a old guy

[oak marsh]

yea and then i'll be like i'll suck ur dick right here and probably scare them off

unless..

[drowsy steppe]

😭

eh you know what I cant hate

[hexed igloo]

The gays here are either (think of a farmer, that image you have in mind is what they look like) or gothic twink with the best fashion sense you've ever seen

[sterile stone]

I’ve never in my life seen gothic twink as an aesthetic

Unless you mean the Amazon basics femboy outfit

[oak marsh]

me rn

[drowsy steppe]

sooooo

black lipstick crop top skirt

[sterile stone]

Don’t forget the black and white striped thigh highs

And converse

[drowsy steppe]

yeah we can tell

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

fish net stockings dude 💀

[hexed igloo]

Nah dude I'm talking a $600 fit that's like a cropped jacket, silver chains and rings, 14 piercings across face and ears, with hakama pants and combat boots

[sterile stone]

Can I get this fit but on a woman

I’ll be happy

It’s rough out here finding a chick that likes the goth aesthetic

[obsidian prairie]

Be the change you want to see in the world

[sterile stone]

I like being a guy

[obsidian prairie]

are you sure

Look i have to push the Woke Agenda every chance I get

[sterile stone]

You gotta get on that with that one lady’s husband

The former ice director

[obsidian prairie]

Starting?

Please

[hexed igloo]

Hang on I have something else relevant

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

aint an issue

[hexed igloo]

Real shit

[sterile stone]

Pause

Someone get my mans

[drowsy steppe]

🏃‍♂️

[hexed igloo]

You actin like a man ain't allowed to play w a joystick

[shadow spruce]

oh look at that he's cock blocking now

[sterile stone]

That shit is way too diabolical

[hexed igloo]

A man can't drive a manual?

[sterile stone]

To be posting at this hour of the night

[drowsy steppe]

aint it 12 am or somethin in Tejas

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/headache-stupid-people-oh-my-god-omg-oh-my-gosh-gif-22026951

[sterile stone]

1:07 in the am

[obsidian prairie]

Idk why you're reacting like this, anyone going for someone in that style is just looking to get nailed

[sterile stone]

Insomnia comes for us all

[hexed igloo]

Even if they don't have a dick you're gonna be getting pegged

[sterile stone]

I know but you gotta add a lil bit of flair

[hexed igloo]

Look Argus if you want a goth gf you're gonna have to start training that ass

That's how this works

[sterile stone]

Or hear me out right

I can just pass on that

[obsidian prairie]

No

[hexed igloo]

You cannot

[sterile stone]

And go for a cottage core girl

[shadow spruce]

thats how the goths work man

[obsidian prairie]

You are basic and uninteresting

[hexed igloo]

You gone be real surprised what she pulls out the closet

It'll be bigger than any goth girl's implement too

[sterile stone]

What the fuck

Cottage core girls are cute aswell

It’s a nice aesthetic

[void bison]

COCONUT DR PEPPER

[shadow spruce]

your preferred meat is white chicken meat.

[sterile stone]

It’s gotta be crème soda

[sterile stone]

I swear y’all only want dominant women

[obsidian prairie]

Ok

And

[sterile stone]

Why can’t a man have a non dominant woman

[shadow spruce]

theyre direct with what they want

[obsidian prairie]

Is there a problem

[shadow spruce]

hes in denial

[sterile stone]

I’m looking for the opposite

How am I wrong

[frosty herald]

Theres gotta be something in the drinking water over yonder

[obsidian prairie]

The US?

Lead

Cadmium

Plastic

Chemical runoff

Distilled stupid

[shadow spruce]

take ur pick really

[obsidian prairie]

Bodies

[sterile stone]

Flint Michigan got it the worst

[hexed igloo]

Naw my girl likes getting choked

[obsidian prairie]

Flint Michigan, named for what comes out of your tap

[shadow spruce]

based

?

[obsidian prairie]

Put a steel next to the foscet and just start fires in the sink

[sterile stone]

Bro out here a whole fucking fraud

[obsidian prairie]

Seen this

[sterile stone]

Talking all that game about dominant women

But his girl submissive

[hexed igloo]

I never said I like dominant women

[sterile stone]

Mf ain’t shit

[shadow spruce]

reading comprehension isnt his strong suit

[obsidian prairie]

No, its like the conquest scene where he just pulls marks intestines out

[sterile stone]

What

I was not alerted to this existence of this

[hexed igloo]

Scroll back boss iain say shit abt liking dominant women

[shadow spruce]

goreslop

[hexed igloo]

My girl a hello kitty girl

[sterile stone]

Oh damn

[shadow spruce]

hey whats the name of the frog from that universe

[sterile stone]

She dangerous

She may not be dominant

[hexed igloo]

Naw

[obsidian prairie]

It was literally all over the internet

Lots of posting about spaghetti

[hexed igloo]

You just gotta pull the right cards boss

[sterile stone]

But I bet she’d razor blade your balls off you leave her

Them hello kitty girls dangerous

[hexed igloo]

It's a gacha

[shadow spruce]

do u know the name of the frog

[hexed igloo]

I pulled perfect ssr

I fixed her

[sterile stone]

The main two things I saw of conquest are the heart bubble

And the I’m so lonely one

Actually hold on

And him punching the shit outta that kid

[obsidian prairie]

Well he came back and got sillier

[drowsy steppe]

I mean I can be irresponsible as shit so

that shit gon be a perk man

[obsidian prairie]

Giving Oliver the grand slam once again

[sterile stone]

I gotta see

[sterile stone]

I dunno man, something about someone trying to big dog me but gives me the ick

[drowsy steppe]

tuff...

[obsidian prairie]

Homonculous

[drowsy steppe]

thats fair, I genuinely just prefer to be told what to do most of the time. No thoughts

[sterile stone]

I honestly hate giving and taking orders

I’ve always been a in the moment type of guy

And my in the moment feelings 7/10 of the time is just

Leave me alone

I get those odd moments where I do wanna be around people

But that shit is rare at best

And the best way I can describe it is like

[drowsy steppe]

lol I know that

[sterile stone]

You ever just hear someone talk

And the more you listen

The more they annoy the fuck outta you

[sterile stone]

That’s how I feel a lot of the time

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

[full nebula]

[sterile stone]

This is why I can’t be in a relationship rn

Cause dead ass I’m one

“Hey honey”

Away from telling someone to shut the fuck up and leave me be

And I don’t wanna put someone through that

[drowsy steppe]

I honestly think I'll be avoidant as hell dude

[drowsy steppe]

like not even annoyed, I just shutdown for no reason at all

[full nebula]

Dog coded cat

[sterile stone]

I for the most part try to remain cordial

Like I try everything to not snap

[full nebula]

I wanna pet him so bad, looks friendly

Yuge eyes

[sterile stone]

Cause at the end of the day

I do realize it’s someone trying to be nice

But something about my family is wired wrong

Cause everyone from my mom to my dad to my sister are like that

And people just magnetize to them

[drowsy steppe]

its a type

is it even a bad boy trope 💀

[sterile stone]

Wild

I never understood why people want to talk to people like that specially

[hexed igloo]

Yeah you

Mb that was just mean sorry gangsta

[full nebula]

Damn it feels to be a dark elf

Real dark elf nwahs keep their cards right

[sterile stone]

I know you make babies cry when you look at them

Stop your nonsense

[heady rapids]

Why is your glaceon covered in dirt

[hexed igloo]

Damn I apologized n everything

[sterile stone]

You’re right

I only had the option to antagonize

I’m not sorry

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

I hope your bitchass gets an ingrown toenail and kicks it on every table and chair leg in the house

[sterile stone]

See

That is uncalled for

[hexed igloo]

Warm, slightly damp pillow headass

I hope yo sheets r sticky

[obsidian prairie]

Solution to warm pillows

No pillow

[sterile stone]

Shoelaces never correctly tightened

[sterile stone]

Neck problems for days

[hexed igloo]

Iain got shoelaces

[sterile stone]

Oh mah lort

[hexed igloo]

I got them skechers slip on kicks that ain't got no laces

[obsidian prairie]

I just sleep front down

[sterile stone]

That boy wearing those slip on vans

[hexed igloo]

You hate me cos you ain't me

[sterile stone]

Like a fucking plank board?

[obsidian prairie]

Zippered shoes are way more convenient

[hexed igloo]

Hope every doorknob in your house got static

[sterile stone]

You just plank yourself to sleep?

[obsidian prairie]

Even if they have laces you only have to do them up every so often

[drowsy steppe]

theres something to be said about familiarity and all that

[hexed igloo]

Yeah that's fucked

[obsidian prairie]

Kinda

[sterile stone]

I suppose, I met some cool people through my sister

[obsidian prairie]

Its starting to get inconvenient and I don't know how i'm gonna cope

[sterile stone]

There’s that cube pillow thing

[obsidian prairie]

I've tried sleeping elsewise but it just doesn't work

[sterile stone]

Have you tried sleeping with your arms folded

[obsidian prairie]

No, I haven't tried the vampire experience

[full nebula]

time to hang from your toes

[hexed igloo]

If I'm sleeping on my front uou know I'm hitting the peter griffin pose

[sterile stone]

Missing out

[obsidian prairie]

You say that but this is semi accurate

[hexed igloo]

I tend to sleep in the middle of the bed and piss off my gf

[sterile stone]

“Hey honey good m- oh my god are you ok”

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely lmao

She's taken some pictures of my fucked sleeping poses

[sterile stone]

Mf was a contortionist in a past life

[hexed igloo]

I usually sleep on my back with my arms over my head

[obsidian prairie]

17 cracks resound as i slowly rise and check the time before collapsing like the life was cut from me

[sterile stone]

Fall outta bed and you hear the Minecraft skeleton sound

[hexed igloo]

I'm pretty capable of sleeping just sitting with my arms folded in a chair and this happens after that lmao

[obsidian prairie]

I actually can't fall out

[hexed igloo]

I straighten and just crunch

[sterile stone]

That can’t be healthy

[obsidian prairie]

Got my bed tucked in a weird ass corner where its against a wall on three sides

[sterile stone]

Awww bruh

[drowsy steppe]

do yall sleep butt ass naked

[obsidian prairie]

No

[sterile stone]

No

[obsidian prairie]

Why

[hexed igloo]

I wish I could pull out my spine and crack every vertebrae individually

[obsidian prairie]

Eww

[drowsy steppe]

its comfy dude

[hexed igloo]

Naw I sleep in my underwear

[sterile stone]

I need my oversized shirt and boxers man

[obsidian prairie]

Oh you don't even fucking know

[hexed igloo]

Iain freeballin bro that's fucked

[sterile stone]

I can’t sleep with socks on

[drowsy steppe]

it snot fucked yall just dont have el cojones 😤

[hexed igloo]

Real

[obsidian prairie]

I can't crack my fucked back

[hexed igloo]

If anything you have smaller cojones because they don't disrupt you tryna sleep

[sterile stone]

It’s just more comfy with the two piece no biscuit

[hexed igloo]

If they ain't bagged n tagged they get crushed bro

[drowsy steppe]

I was boutta ask why you have your balls disrupted in your sleep but you already confessed your sleep poses

[sterile stone]

Besides I got roommates, I don’t need someone seeing me walking into the kitchen just butt ass naked while I go get water

[hexed igloo]

I also just have huge balls I hit it from the back and they be slapping her chin

[obsidian prairie]

Gods i sleep in pajama pants and thin shirt/niceish tank

[sterile stone]

See I can’t do pants neither

I need my legs to hit them cold spots

[obsidian prairie]

All of you are strange

[hexed igloo]

I can sleep perfectly well in jeans+hoodie+coat kek

I don't like to but I can

[obsidian prairie]

I can do that outside a bed

[hexed igloo]

Yeah if I'm in bed I'm just in my underwear anything more is suffocating

[sterile stone]

Only time I’ve slept like that is when I worked a 14 hour shift and just collapsed as soon as I got home

[hexed igloo]

Growing up we stayed at family members houses a lot and there's never enough beds so I got used to sleeping fully clothed in a recliner or whatever

[sterile stone]

See that’s something I can never adjust to

Sleeping in someone else’s place

I always feel weird doing that

[hexed igloo]

Been doin it since a young lad so no issues here

I'll just lay on the floor or whatever lmao

My hoodie is a pillow

[sterile stone]

Bruh

You know what

If the back rooms can stay at a crisp 64°

Give me a mattress

Blanket

And pillow

I’d stay there

[hexed igloo]

If it's cold I'll just pull a cushion off the couch or some shit but otherwise meh who cares

[obsidian prairie]

I could probably just pass out in a corner or against a wall

[hexed igloo]

(So I can wear my hoodie to sleep)

Ion need a blanket

[sterile stone]

Corpse posting

[hexed igloo]

I've genuinely fallen asleep standing

Had a 20min nap one time just standing there nothing to lean on or nothin

[obsidian prairie]

Closest I've gotten to that is almost passing out standing in my bathroom for whatever reason

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe there’s one odd habit one of my roommates use to do

[obsidian prairie]

Started to lose vision and managed to catch myself before I left a crack in my counter and dent in my head

[sterile stone]

Dude was microwave a cup of milk and drink it before bed

He’s stopped doing it when we moved

[obsidian prairie]

Thats not odd

Thats like

Stereotypical

[hexed igloo]

Warm milk bro it's a classic

[sterile stone]

But he did it for the fist 2 years when he moved to our old place

The fuck does that even do?

[hexed igloo]

The only way he could get more stereotypical was if he had a nightrobe w the pointy hat

[obsidian prairie]

Eepy

[sterile stone]

Does it like calm your nerves?

[obsidian prairie]

Idk

[hexed igloo]

Holding a candlestick

[sterile stone]

I dead ass would kill for that Scrooge robe

That shit looked comfy

[hexed igloo]

You can just buy them yk

[obsidian prairie]

Sipping on the warm milk with the full scrooge nightgown + cap + candlestick combo

[sterile stone]

Bruh it’s almost 2 am

Yall got me up here bullshitting

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah we're interesting we know

[sterile stone]

I got work in like 6 hours

[sterile stone]

Good night

[obsidian prairie]

Same

Still gotta make breakfast and take a shower though

[sterile stone]

Make all of us some waffles

Be a good friend

[obsidian prairie]

Its 12 at night

And I don't have a waffle iron

[hexed igloo]

Star patterned too

[obsidian prairie]

I can hit you with the red death (experimental kimchi)

[hexed igloo]

That's poison

Botulism

Yucky you

[obsidian prairie]

It stains like nothing else but its fun

[hexed igloo]

Just like ur mom

[obsidian prairie]

What about this is poison

[hexed igloo]

Looks awfully penile at least

[full nebula]

kimchi in a torilla is a good struggle meal

used to eat it during the depression

[full nebula]

lets hope theres enough acidity

[sterile stone]

I’ve never personally had kimchi

[full nebula]

tangy spicy pickled cabbage

[sterile stone]

Word

Sounds like it’s be nice with some baked chicken and rice

[zinc talon]

kimchi can be good, can be

but it's fermented

so it smells like three week old raccoon ass

and if it's not good kimchi

god help you

my korean friend has these plastic jars with lids that say specifically they're 'kimchi rated'

[acoustic dune]

Cheese

[zinc talon]

and I borrowed them to move weed cuz they were airtight airtight

[acoustic dune]

That it's a good comparaison

[zinc talon]

heh

the only thing I can think of that's more immediately unpleasant to smell is that fish the vikings eat

[acoustic dune]

Durian

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/h3-h3podcast-h3after-dark-surströmming-fika-fish-h3-gif-26516850

Surströmming

the makers of the stuff tell you specifically to open it upside down, in water or oil

[acoustic dune]

I kinda wanna try to put in a omelette

[zinc talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cpl3yX9Ets

watching people try to eat it and continue to live is comedy gold

skip to 3 minutes

[zinc talon]

you would not survive, none of us, not one, would survive

the human body will not permit itself to be near this stuff

[acoustic dune]

Except the wiking

[zinc talon]

maybe if you grew up eating it from a like, infantile age

and also those are the guys saying open it upside down in water or oil

so even they can't take it

us adults or almost trying it for the first time, noe

nope

it'd be like trying to sit near a fire as it consumes the room you're in

the body will not allow itself to stay there

at that point it's no longer you making the decisions

[acoustic dune]

Shrimp paste

Mmh

[hearty nebula]

it also tastes like shit

every time i read "savory" as a note for a like fermented food

i immediately know its bullshit

there is no way

[polar nexus]

I'd like to try

I like Durian and very strong cheese

[acoustic dune]

it prob taste like marmite

[acoustic dune]

fellow camanbert lover?

[polar nexus]

I eat marmite and vegemite with a spoon

Yes, French

[acoustic dune]

how many french are there?

[polar nexus]

a few of us

some Frenchnadians too

[acoustic dune]

quebecoise

https://giphy.com/gifs/elgatitolover-elgatitoloves-elgatito-xDdxGvjQS5l0sBUNG0

[acoustic dune]

is this real

[keen heath]

fr ong

[sterile basalt]

maybe

[south prism]

Helicopter

[acoustic dune]

ITS GONNA TAKE OFF WOLP PACK

[quiet gull]

Oh my god

[acoustic dune]

hello baralov

or balatro

[quiet gull]

Hello knifer wolp

repost

[solar gorge]

FUCK

steam controller's already out of stock

[hexed igloo]

Sold out in abt 30 mins

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-mgs-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-3-metal-gear-solid-3-snake-eater-gif-6754103485828191734

[hexed igloo]

Now you can buy them quadruple the price thanks to the kind folk that bought 16 of them really quickly

If you're lucky it'll be a 600% markup

If you get caught scalping you should be kneecapped at point blank with a .38 special

[solar gorge]

i'll wait for it to be back in stock so i can miss it again

[hexed igloo]

Or alternatively

Scalped

[shy gust]

Is zealot the weakest class of all?

[frosty herald]

Nope

[exotic plaza]

scalper need to be on epstein island

[shy gust]

How and what makes them strong

Is there like a op build

[exotic plaza]

i mean not really but they serve some big niche

like insta delete full hp bosses in h40

[frosty herald]

Very tanky frontliner with stealth and bosskilling

Good hordeclear with relic blade and flamer

[topaz summit]

Also the funny wholesome chungus build.

[exotic plaza]

fatmagus is uh

fine ig

[topaz summit]

Haven't properly tried it out but from videos it looks hilarious.

[quiet gull]

Whats the appeal of fatmangus

[exotic plaza]

survive

[topaz summit]

Yeah lots of HP and damage resistance.

Plus the funny relic blade backstab dealing half of a monstruosity's hp.

[potent grove]

The weakest class of all is the guy that doesn’t commit to the role and contributions they bring to a party

[topaz summit]

💯

[calm salmon]

Yes, but the distinction is irrelevant

All the classes at this point are so close to each other in power level that it's not noticeable

The only differences remaining are how easy it is to extract that power level(Ogryn, for example, only needing the mk3b club, confident strike and the ability to press mouse 1 - and with the talent tree, you don't even really need confident strike)

[tulip gulch]

cough cough psyker cough cough

[acoustic dune]

I LOVE YOU MELEE PSYCHER

[full nebula]

idk, brainless builds are just bad balance

i mean good balance

darktide is fine

[exotic plaza]

melee psyker op because fgs op

[full nebula]

yes

well

[full nebula]

scriers kinda makes every melee op

[tulip gulch]

And psyker op

[undone pewter]

THEYRE SO STUPUD

[full nebula]

because balance is a joke

yes balance is a joke

we give op shit to the most recent class so dumb console players will buy it

good good

then we fix it in one month

good good

[undone pewter]

We make the class slightly hard to play

[tulip gulch]

Outside of pickpocket scum pretty much got only buffs

[undone pewter]

Can't have that tanner will make his goblins mass review bomb the game

[full nebula]

we introduce game breaking bugs just long enough to get dogshit players to buy our class, the we fix it

then*

[tulip gulch]

The we

[full nebula]

yes bames workshop

[exotic plaza]

street tough is fair and balanced

[full nebula]

im not saying its a conspiracy, but its very convenient that the most broken shit on arbitrator and scum was bugged plenty long for doodoo players to buy them

[tulip gulch]

What stuff was broken in favor of scum at launch

[full nebula]

ammo recovery on ranged kill

pickpocket

im bad with names and shit even after 3k hours

[tulip gulch]

I dont remember it ever being bugged

[full nebula]

you used to recover ammo on ranged kill

it doesnt do that anymore

[tulip gulch]

That wasnt a bug

[full nebula]

it was

[tulip gulch]

It was intentional

[full nebula]

ok fair

dogshit design but stupid devs, just as likely

by&*

[undone pewter]

I don't think there was anything in its favour lol

[full nebula]

by*

[undone pewter]

Chem dependency didn't work

[full nebula]

wat

how is recovering ammo without needing to stop shooting not broken

[tulip gulch]

The description didnt specify any type of kills

[undone pewter]

No at launch nothing on scum was broken in their favour. I.E working unintended in their favour

[tulip gulch]

It just said on elite/specialist kill

[full nebula]

so either fatshark coding or fathshark overlooking something, either way not intended because it was too broken

[tulip gulch]

It was intended

[undone pewter]

It was only things that made the class worse

Does nimble even work was a big one

[full nebula]

ok so it needed the nerf that it got, how about some buffs that other classes need

[undone pewter]

Are you sure we gotta buff classes rn now like make some nerfs across the board

[full nebula]

certain thing syes

yes*

[undone pewter]

Scum and Psyker still need some severe nerfs I've focus on those first

[tulip gulch]

Syes

[full nebula]

yes typos make my point invalid you're correct

[tulip gulch]

:3

[full nebula]

not everything needs to be strictly damage changes

[carmine falcon]

its not that deep fatshark always has major bugs every update

[full nebula]

people get so tunnel visioned on damage and ttk that they forget about combos and shit

[carmine falcon]

i havent seen a single update ever since i started playing without billion bugs

[full nebula]

like i said Im sure its not intentional

its just been extremely in their favor

[carmine falcon]

also yeah pickpocket was not a bug at all, they actually intended for it to be a thing cause haha funny bullet hose class

turns out bullet hosing is op

[full nebula]

if its not a bug, then its just bad balancing and overtuned

again just more bait for console nerds who will never switch from ranged

[carmine falcon]

i legit do not blame them at all for the state of scum

half of the playerbase were calling the class shit

[exotic plaza]

the week where they broke dodge linger is the funniest shit ever

[undone pewter]

People on reddit COMPLAINED it got nerfed

[full nebula]

the entire balance of the game is fucked honestly

[exotic plaza]

also on launch arby bleed dog

[undone pewter]

Week?!? Week!?!?!?! It was broken for a month!!!

[full nebula]

zealot is a joke if we're going to balance shit to havoc

[undone pewter]

They broke it then went on holiday lmfaooo

[carmine falcon]

me when i have to throw two shiv knives at an enemy when im at 0.....

[full nebula]

they're not supposed to balance shit to havoc, but they sure like to

[undone pewter]

Arbys dog bleed lasted like 2 days jt got an emergency hotfix it was so broken

[full nebula]

yep

[undone pewter]

Which then broke a penance for a month when they went on holiday again!!!

[full nebula]

dog bleed was a legit bug for a while

broke af

[carmine falcon]

dogbleed was peak cause it made a guy literally crash out for hours in arbi chat

like an actual mental breakdown

[undone pewter]

I didn't see that

[full nebula]

sounds like he should learn to dodge and play another class

hes mad

[undone pewter]

Dog bleed was so bad the testers told the devs jn the tester discord they had to fix it lmfao

[tulip gulch]

I dont think i had joined the server yet

[carmine falcon]

no he was mad because its too broken and he thought it was intentional

and was dooming about the state of the game

[full nebula]

wym

I knew the game was cooked long before arbi

i have eyes, come on now

[carmine falcon]

not u, the guy who crashed out

[full nebula]

hes blind

not realising it was cooked long before

[carmine falcon]

it was funny

[full nebula]

if you're playing arbirator seriously you're probably badf

arbitrator is my least played class even after scum released

[carmine falcon]

hey man i just like playing as funny maceman

also post classes rework everyone is op who cares

[undone pewter]

People like the space cop no need to be like that

[carmine falcon]

zealot the so called "Weakest" can ignore dying and 1 tap bosses

everyone's op

[undone pewter]

We need darktide downplaying wars

Why bother saying that ogryns will always win

[full nebula]

nothing wrong with playing braindead as long as you acknowledge it, but people have these delusions that they're carrying the team when they're barely surviving

[carmine falcon]

i dont really care about any of this bro i just bash heads

zealot is my main anyway

but i like funny maceman

[undone pewter]

Ogryn could not take damage anymore and they'd still make posts like "idk ogryn pretty bad"

[full nebula]

nah I dont need any arbis in my game unless they actually know what a shockmaul combo is

fuck out of here

[carmine falcon]

there's two archtypes i like in my action vidya
berserker durable funny maniac (zealot)
ABSOLUTE UNIT (arbeetus, ogryn)

so i play them the most

[tulip gulch]

Every class is going to have dogshit players

[carmine falcon]

are they braindead? not more braindead than psykers going wooosh

[carmine falcon]

heavy speical heavy

push attack heavy heavy

im the goat

[full nebula]

arbi has an large amount because its very tank, i'd wager that zealot and vet have a large amount of players for the same reason

[undone pewter]

I'm better in ways you can't comprehend

[full nebula]

vets less tanky these days, but still pretty braindead

with voc

[undone pewter]

Vet has lots of players because it's John guardsman

[full nebula]

ye

[undone pewter]

And people wanna play as that

Hell I do Vet is my most played class

[tulip gulch]

Vet is the most default class in the game

[carmine falcon]

tbh i picked zealot when i started cause of the aesthetics
it just happened that his playstyle is very much my style

[tulip gulch]

Even for the people who dont know shit about 40k

[undone pewter]

Exe is really fun now then idk why you'd play voc

[full nebula]

im mostly refering to higher havoc, if im playing maelstrom I have no expectations for randoms but death

[carmine falcon]

i was like hmmm funny religious fanatic and he has a big chainsword

peak

[tulip gulch]

Exe also really strong

[undone pewter]

Yeah

It didn't really need the new buffs

Vet stealth

Still there

[full nebula]

Voc isn't has good now, exe stance is the new broken shit

[carmine falcon]

anyway i miss this game 😭

[full nebula]

Such is the way with fatshark balance

Stealth is braindead dogshit that shouldn't exist

[tulip gulch]

Then work on improving your aim

:3

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[full nebula]

OH MY GOD GUYS WE HAVE THIS NEW HARD MODE, YOU JUST GO INVISIBLE AND DROP AGGRO ENTIRELY!!!11!!1

Anyone who plays stealth i h40 isn't legit

Its easy mode

[carmine falcon]

i mean

what isnt easy mode at this point

[undone pewter]

Good news it's still around

[full nebula]

That s
why i dont play zealot in havoc

[carmine falcon]

is stealth more op than someone popping PBB and gadooshing 100000 elitew

[undone pewter]

I've been grinding the new even its funny

[full nebula]

Exactly

[carmine falcon]

donate me a starlink thanks

[full nebula]

Its braindead and dogshit design

Typical fatshark

[carmine falcon]

scrier's gaze and rampage are more broken

[undone pewter]

Oh then i am sorry

Rampage got the debuff REMOVED

I cannot believe it

[full nebula]

Its more powerful but not more braindead. Nothing is more braindead than dropping aggro instantly.

Vet could technically be more braindead with its 16 seconds of stealth

[carmine falcon]

cant believe people cried about needing to be cautious for like 5 seconds after an ult that can turn devil's claw into a blender
i feel like people don't like stuff with downsides that u need to play around, everything needs to be ez and straightforward

[undone pewter]

This is helldivers fault

[full nebula]

Isn't that the best part? Why would we make the weapon better when one class makes it op as fuck?

Buy our class dipshit

Give us your money

[polar nexus]

Rampage so hard that you even have a shout to debuff enemies around you. 🙁

[frosty herald]

when people actually have to manage instead of spamming

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/tel-aviv-scared-gif-12016261994639247623

too scary bro

[opal star]

#psyker-class

[slate notch]

How's Mercy killer + lacerate on mk3?

[carmine falcon]

elite shade throwing

[exotic plaza]

dogshit

also you have bleed with talent on zealot

[opal star]

more bleedd

[exotic plaza]

best is uncanny + flesh tearer

[opal star]

500 bleed stacks

[slate notch]

I know, I just want to try something new. Uncanny + precog/riposte is getting a lil bit... boring after 3 years

[opal star]

three years of spam clicking

my condolences to your finger

[tulip gulch]

Then go uncanny flesh tearer

[slate notch]

It's still uncanny, I was looking for something different that is not garbage but I dunno, fun

[misty nova]

It's lacerate so it's automatically bad

[tulip gulch]

Youre not dropping uncanny on knife

Specially for bleed

[misty nova]

Weak Aura

Go Riposte Flesh Tearer

[exotic plaza]

uncanny + flesh is best between horde clear and single target

[slate notch]

damn boring uncanny 🙁

[ebon bobcat]

Go full crit

+5% crit

+15% crit damage

[misty nova]

Smackdown

Riposte

[slate notch]

Maybe I try that, yeah

[sterile basalt]

knife hits 0 major stagger breakpoints btw

[misty nova]

I just noticed it's written staggered enemy in there ngl

This says a lot about me using smackdown

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-4370030053602687111

I used it on ogryn when I was bored

Guess I never noticed the stagger requirement because ogryn

[tulip gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/miss-keine-ms-keine-keine-keine-kamishirasawa-touhou-project-gif-13971447465008132070

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2051634438581129477

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First poster for the ‘ONE PIECE’ remake.

Releasing in February 2027 on Netflix.

X · May 5, 2026, 12:05 PM

https://tenor.com/view/talk-about-slavery-servant-slave-wide-eyes-meme-gif-11738417276538979063

Another 1000 episodes with slow ass pacing

[shadow spruce]

I turn 21 tomorrow

I’m unc

[drowsy steppe]

ayy wokers

explain to me wtf is a transfem boymoder

[obsidian prairie]

Ok so basically its a transfem who is either closeted or just too afraid to try and pass so they don't and just dress like a dude

Or androgynously

[drowsy steppe]

icic

[ivory marlin]

https://moxfield.com/decks/CFAGLY0hAEqIb5mutRDHYg

36 land but no land

[ivory marlin]

We should kill all scalpers

Imo

[shadow spruce]

Real and true

[lunar fable]

Shiny summer variant

[misty ravine]

They should get scalped, it would be poetic

[placid fiber]

Scalpers suck, they try to ruin stuff for other people

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[ivory marlin]

Mfw my get rich schemes involves fucking over any and everyone

[jolly scaffold]

That's why it's called a scheme

[placid fiber]

It must work to some degree or people wouldn't do it

[south prism]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-cat-staring-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-13915358694977031038

[rain mountain]

farts cutely sorry...haha... I'm new here I'm just a little nervous.....

[rain mountain]

Is that fucking Warframe?

[rough token]

Yes

[dapper basalt]

Yo guys
anyone got zealot martyrdom with T hammer build ?

[dapper basalt]

bruh I thought I texted in the wrong group 😂

[dapper basalt]

Nice mesa btw

[rough token]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-lady-maria-death-embrace-gif-23127500

[ebon bobcat]

@zinc crest

[calm salmon]

please drive into a brick wall