#zealot-class
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Yeah idk if there's an element for racist
wrong channel wowee
my head also is full of air
at least krieg dunking is appropriate everywhere
Saw a guy here the other day doubling down on it, krieg pfp with a powerwolf quote in his bio
lmao
Swear to god its always fans of like Sabaton and Powerwolf
I can't even say I like a few of their songs man
Like they've thrown out some goddamn bangers but damn
Sabaton is definitely one of those ones where the music is technically good
but good god some of those lyrics and the fanbase
Absolutely heat name tho you can't deny that they were on fire coming up with that
to be clear I haven't listened to sabaton in like, years
i can think of a cooler name than armored shoe
The only sabaton music I actually know I've listened to was Bismarck
It's pretty good 
pauldron
Cuirass
GORGET
god knows how many albums of the same thing over and over
I don't listen to sabaton out of principle
with the singer having exactly 3.5 notes he can hit
and the lyrics all being... boring
happy birthday
im the first person here to tell you that so im important to you now
gub
gub
Your letter for the AARP is on its way
Ok grandma let's get you to bed
calling my EDM act Hauberk and spinning off a house project called Brigandine
all of it is dogshit
happy birthday, may your knees not hurt
this is my powermetal band
Besagew
5 minutes before 21
stop counting down
You gonna buy booze at midnight?
This is my power metal band, we sing about war, and get this, it's all mid
nothing open tonight
No
That's a quitter mentality
Ahh damn
i mean
i just dont like powermetal in general
but i think the two most popular powermetal bands are just
pure slop
well three if you include helloween
what about powerman 5000
I liked Rhapsody and Blind Guardian
what about powerman 5000
they're not powermetal incan you cant just bring up random fucking people into this conversation
sure I can
this is why i hate new zealand :/
the location you are definitely from :/
stupid kiwi .
tru, I am representative of all kiwis and I am VERY dumb
what a bird
it's a kiwi
i see that
That edit of the cat and watermelon reminds me of kiwi
Both of them
you guys want your ears blown out by the duality of man's hot garbage?
Its a fruit actually
Wow, missus is only a week older then me
Congratulations
happy birthday
Imma crash down now
Happy birthday though missus
Missus I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed
me too btw
yeah I'm also 21 and definitely not 29
True
yeah im 21 too
š±
Alright asshole go explode
shut up bitch
Lookit young'un here he back don't hurt
i hate this fucking odonata guy i dont even remember having a conversation with him
back can't hurt if you simply don't feel the pain (you've bottled it up inside and will not open it)
Shit yourself
quickhack shit your pants
shid
They're already shitted can't do what's been done
Anomaly on old Cache getting 3 kills with a steering wheel and being accused of hackingš
Does expeditions count for the saintly mendicantās vestments challenge?
What's the penance
And usually yeah
If it's flesh wound I guess? But it's easier to do other missions
Really? I would think expeditions would be easy to just do 1 POI and then exfil
@real sonnet
no infinite cleave
crusher
shhhh the casuals will never know
they will never know...
:)
lying is a sin, and your knees will buckle under the weight of yours
eternal damnation awaits
I'll use that video as blackmail
Mr E would pay good money...
@drowsy steppe https://youtu.be/acdIr3YknXI?si=6mbc8xkKhG3_qD55
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@spare talon https://youtu.be/ddSFlU3z4Ko?si=1krKgjUbfE8IIitb&t=1506
This section is disgusting the amount of dmg in that short of a time xddd
sorry
anyway i still think its better on arb
I wonder why
they also have free access to rending
iirc zealot have no rending on their talent tree
they have 2 sources of rending
remember when we were told to not eat kiwi skin because it irritates your insides and causes u to get like ulcers
i wonder if that was true or just a myth
yeah but that an ability
wouldnt be surprised if it used to be true but with gmo its not anymore
im talking like general
you deserve to get pregnant
Im gonna start consuming dozens of kiwis with the skin each day to test this theory
i mean
the PA has finesse
itd be funny
shroudfield thunderhammer
but yes fotf would be better
I don't think it's a good idea to use Prosecution Blow as Arbites
also crits have inherent rending and zealot can actually make a finesse crit crusher build
i should try crusher again
was its speed buffed
it was just way too slow when i tried it originally
I mean arb have pretty free crit chance
or
but yeah
are u talking about arby or zealot
ehhh not really
cause ya thats arbi
i tried arbi crit build and it just
7.5% + 16%
didnt seem as good as other classes crit build
but isn't forceful like just better anyways
shitpistol
uh
manstopper on combat shotty
the point is not taking it so you have access to hammerblow
or slaughterer in crusher case
opportunist is good
why are you not taking skullcrusher
skullcrusher is like the uncanny/brutal momentum of impact weapons
If Iām running another class can I still accomplish ājust a flesh woundā?
truth nuke
and by that i mean its giga stupid busted
le dclaw
my favorite impact weapon
no, has to be zealot and has to be in a private game
honestly i think you can probably do it in expeditions
just load in
eat shit
call extraction
just need an extra body for that
that penance kinda got hella powercreeped
twins
then rolling steel
then expeditions
For some reason it wonāt even let me and my buddy load into a private expeditions
wow this is like doing solo runs on Screaming Bell
to get legend crates...
u have to be the class the penance is for
i mean you still have to play screaming bell
whats it doing
I only play versus nowadays
I only have steam deck rn
i mean it never gonna get better considering they literally disable talent over rebalancing it for versus
tbf it got super dead'd because 10k hour players were absolutely dunking on newbies
They didn't disable lingering because it was unbalanced
We warned them about this during playtests btw
quickplay either needed a whole rework or to not exist
because stacking 4 cata players to pubstomp them newbies trying the veruss mode
was a bad idea
hindsight being 20/20 almost every new mode they've added has fallen flat on its face
chaos waste being the 1 exception
because they keep REFUSING to listen to feedback
I saw literal level 5 players going against a team with me and friends that consisted of over 30k hours on tide games
the only mode fatshark didn't make
chaos waste is a lightning in a bottle but i still find it boring as fuck
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
there also zero variety
Well to be fair you were part of the problem then
Yes
why playing quickplay on a 4 stack lol
Shouldve had some type of system to make the matches more even, count games won or something idk
they should've give player free loadout on versus
wdym free loadout
so you can use whatever you want
nooooo.... but sbmm is bad....
wdym whatever you want
oh nvm im stupid
could've worked maybe
Just auto rotate teams and auto balance like tf2
The easiest solution was simply not allowing people to queue together in quickplay
that's all
Yes
Flawless
Idk, not letting people stack teams kinda sucks too, doubled edged sword because then you cant play with friends, which is counter to most pvp games
but yeah genuinely hate whoever makes the top level decisions on where to put dev time. pushing out shitty modes instead of polishing the base game with more maps/weapons or even just bug fixes
Iāll click on it and it wonāt send any mission confirmation to my buddy despite making the mission start noise
anytime im playing with/against worse players i always play like a bot because its fun and funny
You would still be able to do this by hosting games
ideally, quickplay should've never been an option
Focusing on people joining hosted games
would allow them to see what they have to deal with beforehand
instead of queueing in quickplay and seeing hell
They should've had a system to somewhat track how experienced players were, and if the team was too stacked they should be autobalanced at the start
Imagine coming into Vermintide 2 for the first time and trying Versus, and the first thing someone on the rat team does is grab you and noclip you out of the map so you can't play
This is also another Fatshark issue
Why was versus open for everyone?
Like, if quickplay was blocked to ONLY ALLOW people that beat the last level on champion
Yeah that would've been a decent idea, or higher maybe even
we wouldn't get this issue of souls who CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST ELITES AND COMMONS
Force people to play legend at least
meh you don't need that much fundamentals to be good at versus
just better aim and creativity
You will eat an overhead in versus regardless if you're a noob or a pro since the rat players will put pressure on you anyways
last level on champion would've been enough
also ofc there's the issue of balance among hero classes but Fatshark just didn't give a FUCK at all
like, 0 fucks
100000000000 pages of feedback about the OBVIOUS problematic classes
(Engi, FK, WP), 0 changes done to these
100000000000 pages of feedback about how Trollhamer is stupid to have in versus
Changes were done, but irrelevant changes, they should've just banned the thing
Just like Darktide lol
Balance? Never heard of him
Shhhh
I didn't do it that much
And they patched the funny spots
You didn't do it much, but I know exactly who did lol
there are still god spots to glitch people that are extremely easy to execute and low risk
It has the same problem Mordhau does for new players. You're trying to learn how to play and enjoy the game and someone who dedicated their entire life to being good at the game and breaking it just eliminates any chance of that, and then you apply that to every other person in the lobby who has been on the game for thousand of hours. You can really only sit there confused wondering wtf happened
It isn't a healthy cycle to get new players in
It's obnoxious
Yeah, games with sharp skill ceilings are difficult to balance
what kinda made me realize "oh... versus is fucking dead"
I see it so many games
is the moment they added Rat Ogre as a boss
All pvp is slop
bait or extremely stupid take
Call it
I don't wanna bash versus outright but it's really bad lol
and he does nothing
Pvp sucks unless you have a completely fried dopamine brain
Like the moment I started playing on private lobbies, all experienced players, with house rules (no trollhammer, no holy trio, some HP changes and all that)
the mode was so fucking fun
It isn't bad when everyone is on that same level, because everyone will grow at a very similar rate and not be faced with a filter. Again with Mord, that's how it was early on and it allowed people to actually keep playing. Yet once people got better, show's over and the playercount just waterfalls
idk it's fun to pew pew people
There needs to be a baseline to allow newbies to play without getting punished for playing, systems made for them that let them advance easier. Versus did not have that in any way and it died instantly
and it's all because quickplay existed
if quickplay didn't exist, and it was player hosted lobbies alone
the lobby owner could just kick high levels lol
and that was it
Yeah but then you get smurfing
no one is gonna fucking smurf in VT2
It helps, I think you're right. Just another problem to it tho
I've seen people buy 79 copies of the same game just to win ingame currency or mess with others
It is a possibility unfortunately lol
Not impossible tho
With such low odds I can't really care much tbh
I'm not saying it disproves what you mean, I agree, just that it will happen and it'll suck
People online are really weird about video games
if expeditions isnt launching do you want me to hop on and force one of the other ways you can do it
Got it to work. It was a success. Iām now more dripped out than before
nice
that penance used to filter a lotta people cuz you only had the normal missions to do it with lol
and our characters were weaker back then too
all the forum/reddit posts about people throwing games in order to do their penances
back when speedrunner stealth knife zealots plagued quickplay
speaking of forum posts
a real banger just dropped
Hopefully im not talking to a pig.
fire1 never fails to disappont
this guy is from the hong kong server and is a heavy hyper meta never nerf advocate
and insults anyone and everyone who doesnt follow suit
also i'm pretty certain there's already vids of people doin havoc 40 with exe stance smokes/shredders
I wish there a havoc lite gamemode with only emperor fading light 2
but smokes are meta tho
that doesnt count
all vet nade are meta lol
shredder seem the weakest but shit is hyper stagger
learned that today
i've said this before but i genuinely wish they never released havoc and instead just added 2-3 more difficulties on the mission board
I like havoc
kraks are good anytime theres bulwarks or crushers or scab ragers or maulers
or mons
I do not like havoc modifier
yeah
the power creep didnt help either
that's what i mean. just add havoc 30 as whatever difficulty after auric and then 40 as the difficulty after that on the board
BOOM
LITERALLY HALF THE PROBLEMS WITH "LE HIGH END GAMER SWEAT MODE" SOLVED
no one is forced to interact with dog shit party finder and population can be way higher without the weird fuckin friction
not to mention you're not interacting with the weird broken/buggy/unfun modifiers all the time
side tangent: i honestly believe most of the havoc mods are almost fun but are just held back by 1 feature/bugs
ex) rituals are so so fun imo. i just hate it half the time because of bugged spawns/timers
I don't even remember the last time I played 
i actually like finall toll and encroaching garden (just without the stagger buff they recently got)
cranial kinda fun
rotten armor could be tolerable if they didn't drop the fart cloud on death. cranial is fun except for teammates accidentally griefing you on headpop launching you like clay discs for skeet shooting
the biggest issue with rotten armor is that it just makes a lot of weapons stop working
It wouldnāt have been so bad if I could do it solo. My buddy is new and wanted to get the skin on his level 12 zealot. I didnāt have it yet either though so it wasnāt a waste
rotten armor could be tolerable if they didn't buff it so the damage res apply to melee now lmao
blight just sucks i can't think of any defense for that modifier
blight sucks ass
yea its countered by zealot purity but
its annoying
u just lose hp without taking damage
encroaching needs a method of making purple enemies easier to get within reach, they start being a problem when they get buried in mass and you cant actually deal with them because everything between you and them is being healed
i have a game theory ⢠that they added the near stagger immunity to them so you could knock everything around it down to single it out
blight needs to give you the same movement speed reduction as burgle slime without corrupting you, maybe have it be corrossive and deal minor toughness damage, like the lowest source of continuous damage in the game
Haiii cole
in practice it changed nothing and theyre just fucking miserable
or make it give no slowdown
and keep the rest unchanged
the corruption is the annoying part tho
the problem is that you're covered in piss and you usually won't notice it
some terrain actually hides it too
ive died to it before not knowing how i died
AAAAARRRRGH i feel like my head is stuck in a vice anyway hi guys
cause its silent
i think even easier than that is to just remove the spreading feature
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Blight spreads isnt that bad
its just very annoying
it isnt but its fucking miserable
Also cant wait for rotten armor on the current event
valencina rodion come to me embrace and tear me asunder
its not hard to work around
but it doesnt make it so unfun
it doesn't add any difficulty it just adds tedium
it's just brain numbingly boring it's like fighting slug
i want lucio cliff
i really want lucio
fuck valencina (insult)
there's shit all over the ground and now you gotta just stay away for however long
fuck lucio (action)
fuck valencina (sexual assault)
lmao
im glad i can say my perspective reasonably without pissing someone off but like
albina lowkey bad
do not tell someone you are upvoting them
Haha that's a definite kekw, my man!
You ain't trying hard enough
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so true, wish I could give this comment gold but take an updoot instead
how did you instantly reply did you just have this ready on the paste
I can smell this post
nurgle strongest soldier
i knew where i could find it in like 4 seconds
and so i did
using helldivers as an example for balancing
aint gonna read all at
Is bro fr
cant read 3 words š
yamatogpt, summarize this forum post
We should ip ban you
financial responsibility leaving me as i see "steam deck verified"
How nice valve just doesn't ship to nz
Can I use the heavy evis for gardening
Yeah to get one new id have to pay for one of them shipping forwarding companies and afaik they're expensive as fuck
Shipping from US to NZ is fucking insane to begin with
rare 3rd world country w
Its 70+ usd for literally anyhring
I bought a pair of gloves from a company located in Arizona iirc and that was 80usd for shipping
The gloves were 60
yes
its cleave is perfect for your hedges abundant branches
and its damage works well to dig up weeds
Can I use the heavy evis as wingman for my homie tryna ask out hadron
hey lets not overestimate our tools here
evis would be way better if they increase the attack speed by like 15% compare to currently
change my mind
Nothings allpowerful
also attack speed doesn't change latch duration is dogshit
Taxe could do it tho
Just use demoknight charge or let yourself be on the brink of death with martyrdom
Gamble with your life
that doesn't solve the problem with the weapon but ok
also it work better with piety since it scale with finesse a lot better
thats for all latch weapons and its an animation issue
taxes arent a problem
theyre a solution
Its an issue when its the blood tax, I need my blood
Govt taxes my fucking beer money then I go to buy beer and guess what? More fucking tax
Government hates you drinking beer but also want you drinking beer
Living proof the chaos gods have corrupted us
We need big chainswords to solve this
And martyrdom stacks
40 on 40
Not a big fan of chaos
not a big fan of the gluberment
Is the heavy evis good for being a big chainsaw i need to cut trees
You could remove 1-2 ticks from the animation so its faster
thats not how it works
Can I use the combat axe specifically to horde clear walkers and flamer for bosses
flip that around
BOY DO I HAVE THE COMBAT AXE MK FOR YOU
LMFAO
try out the achlys mk 8 combat axe!!!!!
BEHOLD LIQUID DOGSHIT

i will never not clown on that weapon
at least the paul has a semblence of a moveset before the buffs
I just don't like the axes
why is that
and is it just combat axes or tac axes too
Both
why
you better watch your words cole is an avid tac axe enjoyer he's the reason they got buffed he will find your family
8 second nuclear bomb
vs coughing baby
The axes are boring to me
wasn't it 12 to 10
And seem way too specialized at single target for my tastes
well the combat axes are pretty boring
theyre really good but boring
the tac axes have some depth to them cuz you can use them in more ways but you can still dive into their movesets
literally 2 of the best horde clear weapon in the game
you might not be using brutal momentum
broken ass blessing
I also do NOT know the difference between the combat axe marks
very minor differences that dont matter aside from achlys which is smelly
the attack speed + finesse on rashad pretty much remove og from the game
its actually kinda crazy how similar antax and rashad are ngl
2 marks are basically identical in moveset and then there's the dogshit 1 where every attack cleaves almost nothing
antax have the funny poke but like
caxe already stagger crusher on heavy
so it only applicable to mutant ig
I will remain secluded in my big sword bubble
rashad can easily kill 4 enemies per light attack due to raw damage with brutal momentum
while still being an axe so it fucks up single targets
thats the appeal
its the vanilla ice cream of melee
tac axe is similar but doesnt exclusively just use lights for hordes and heavies for single target, it actually uses push attacks often and is way more nimble, as well as leaning into crits more
I always used tac axes like im trying to break my finger
I wish other taxe mark get buffed
I like mk4 but like
you sacrifice a lot for a little better armor damage
thats what happens when you light spam
the main combo you actually use is push attack > heavy, which is way less inputs and does way more work
which vii get close to anyway with crit proc
Love light spam
had what i think was the fake gorp in my havoc pub the other day running thunder hammer
made me feel small pp
i dunno how some ppl are so good at that, I can swing that thing up to mid20s with a pub at best
will the real gorp please gorp
shit, I recognize that rabbit but I forget their name
they're cute
the white one?
That“s Haru from Beastars
she“s cute.
tempo! alright thank you
dummy thicc robot
that is true lmao
Knife collection update
do you need dental aid for your toes i think those are too far apart
just in general what guys do you run on zealot
as in like, nodes that are basically universal across all builds?
lemme check
i got 2 builds currently one with martyrdom + eviscerator and one with blazing pietry and relic blade
i am very new to zealot but so far checking the scoreboard history its been my best performing class
where is that located
Purge the Unclean is also a nice damage bonus against both normal trash enemies and monstrosities/ogryns but you can sidestep it if you“re not going for that
below the abilities or above?
top diamond
i see
sustained assault in the middle diamond is also an okay choice since it“s just more damage the longer you attack an enemy
holy revenant, also middle diamond, is usually a solid choice as well
the build i went after used backstabber and anoint in blood instead of enemies within enemies without
i can send the link if that helps im just trying to figure out what is good
that“s okay, EWEW just has more value in general imo
anoint in blood seems like an odd one if you“re going for backstabber
i think its more of a frontliner build relic blade and flamer
blazing piety for keystone
and chorus
i took EWEW and purge the unclean now will see how it performs
im not lvl 30 yet so
have fun
ty
purge the unclean is a armor type damage bonus so its multiplicitive with most others in the game
which is why its such a big boost and people recommend it
Had a really cracked H40 zealot in my game the othre day running marty and charge. But when it came to revive, it was either kill everything or have no way to stagger guards. On dark communion in the ambush arena, couldnt get revive off before they spawned in too many enemies
I dont know if thats common or not, seems like most builds have some kind of group stagger. But charge, knives, marty - it was pure hack and slash
thats why revive speed is so vital
the 25% from providence plus 36% from curios
and you can offset that super hard
we were surrounded by 3 maulers, so he wasnt able to kill them before the reinforcements showed up
was running relic blade
iono, it was incredibly close
i mean
ok wow
is this real
is it really cake
It's Cole, so obviously not
real
even at 36% from just the curios, its still huge
epic COAL
cole would never swag out...
the wut
And people used to say me putting 30% revive speed was a meh option, way back when
im woken up cuz thirsty
yeah but also havoc didn't exist
rizzling
thirsty to gyatt?
Go find yourself a maiden and quench your thirst

no just dehydration
Oh, then just get water
never
i AM the bitches
Okay go be a maiden for someone else and quench their thirst
woaw...

awake
bloodthirsty as always, probably
No
I hate people
Fair
I hate other people just a little bit more than I hate myself
HI GUB GUB
HI DARKPILL
damn no hi to me...
hi person
look at this
the beast deserves his meal
never watch the movie
i have so many beastars stickers..
and also so many beastars manga
i have like 8 so far
i just read them on the interweb
ok i go back to bed now
i want to have all of them
so i can have an entire shelf of beastars mangas
@acoustic dune how willing would you be to draw a femboy wendigo
or sorry
i want that 3d pen
weCHUGE
so i can make furry sculpt
blud was not discrete
i am blunt
give me the ref sheet and ill sketch it
uh
oka sure i dont reckon i got a ref sheet but i can find something
ill draw us chasing a wendi goon
goon
spider has paws???
the cat part about them
Their claw retracts
so thats how the hair claw gets a grip on things
shit i wasnt in dm
This shit gonna summon Stan
Send him my regards
we should just replace rfk's entire brain w worms at this point
its obvious that they dont make a difference
so might as well
kinda the plot of pluribus
aware
the worm is the hivemind
can anyone relate
personality chart slop
Sloponality
boreddddddd
I got infj-t
I can not relate
what is this word at the end of the sentence
I do not recognize it but I already dislike its energy
now you're gonna tell me wearing energy crystals as a bracelet is wrong too
oh and for hwhat it's worth, those four letter personality profiles are written as much to make you seek out and identify as them, as they are actually describing you
there's no actual like, universal basis for how to score those tests
so everyone writes the test to funnel people into the ones they like or can identify with too
i got enfp, but i relate more to others like intj, idk it's definitely not definitive and people change imo
every single time I take one of those tests I get a different result than the last time I took it, and I orbit around like 4ish of the actual personalities
so, grain of salt and all that
Funny, I recently went to a work thing where we took one of those tests, one guy later called them "horoscopes for psych majors"
it's more complex astrology 
no shit sherlock
i tried a few times, got the same one over couple years
ha, that's a good way of putting it
So true bestie
it's like those 'which kind of hamburger are you?' quizzes that were all over the place a couple years back
you're like, who would take these that is so re-huh, I'm a mushroom swiss
And as we well know:
^the main reason I don't go to whole foods
last time I was in line there the lady in front of me asked if she could hand scan type everything in by hand in her cart
cuz she didn't want the lasers touching her food
never forget
never even came close to wanting to play this game, but I heard some people's little personal paradise gets dark and quick
bro what are u talking about
maybe she was trying some small talk 
its fucking animal crossing
dark like sinister
not dark like...yknow
I mean like exactly, it's animal crossing, it's all cutesy and lighthearted
but you visit some rando's island and it's horrible messages on the signs or horrifying names for the people there
idk I heard in passing
space buns tweet
I did that with my drivers in gran turismo B-spec, where you were the team captain and had to manage your drivers around really high lap courses
cuz the names had to be randomized, so you had to click through and all you could do was cycle the first initial in the first name, and the entire last name
so I had like B. Gay, C. Yoo
not gonna leave that one up I don't think lol
so I'd get some like, drawn out hate mail from people I'd race against because it's gran turismo right, how the hell can you make someone's jaw drop racing AI cars against each other
i don't think that's the norm lol
by any stretch
I mean I didn't think so, I just thought maybe yall had some stories if you'd played a bunch
started on n64
private islands have a bad association nowadays
^still warm over this one and it happened like 12 hours ago
intrusively enters my head and tries to get me angry again
I betcha that's what I half heard about
was just kinda amusing cuz it's like, there's this tier of game like animal crossing, terraria/starbound, stardew valley
they are referencing epstein island
not games lol
yea 
no? brother i seen the freaky mods for all these games
who'd go to the trouble to work a racial slur double entendre into the name of their farm
lowkey when i played on one of my friends' minecraft realm a year or so ago i had a zombie grinder connected to a zombie spawner some place underground
sometimes it would spawn a zombie villager so i tried converting them to regular villagers, it worked
Turns out converted villagers had REALLY cheap trade prices
so I then made a massive and really fuckin cramped villager dungeon nearby the grinder just so I could have cheap mending enchantment books forever
ima be real hatchitt
need private realms/continents for next few years in games instead of islands 
i don't think you're terminally online enough to talk about these topics
you touch too much grass
hah
I try to keep up like I used to but I simply have too much actual adulting I can't weasel out of anymore
forces me out into the sun and the open air
you should meet the average sims 4 player
honestly I've voluntarily cut the cord on a bunch of that stuff almost unconsciously
at first it's the obvious stuff like 4chan and stile project, then it's the clickbait subreddits and facebook groups
then it's reddit and facebook full stop, then all socials
before long you find yourself badly mangling half-heard stories about racist animal crossing islands hahaha
I don't like him
I almost feel like my lungs are cleaner cuz of it, yall def should giv e it a try
being blissfully unaware is fine but also like
if you dont know about a thing
and dont care to actually look into it
you should probably just not speak on it
it makes for bad conversation
this deer does 8,000 damage a second
Grass touchers in terminally online dominated field
because people will almost only ever engage you in bad faith
welp
trvke
the alternative is just not talkin I guess
yes
most of the time now people aren't going to go out of their way to tell you what the situation is because its just like
everyone has too much shit to do lol
tagfer is fine :(
idk what that says about hte people I'm talkin to though
I get he's like the last of his kind but he's lowkey annoying Fibonacci was lowk a lion for ragebaiting him or something in that one cutscene
it usually just says they're annoyed that someone who didn't bother to go on google for like 5 minutes is yapping about something they've got no context for
thats fair ig but also its not the "ah last of his kind thing"
imagine becoming sentient with your "partner" and experience for love for the first time
and they immediately just get fucking smoked
š
Id be pissed too i guess
I am a Fibonacci sympathizer
hungry,...
I had yummy pasta today
7:40 am rn
eat
dunno what 2 eat
Does anyone have the video where it's like, one part of the "are ya winning son" comic except Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies is playing and the lyrics are shown
nvm i have it
yum
yummy in my tummy
commodore's vestires rotation is krieg set and its legit just a repeat of the one from october
wolp pack
omfg
true
Fomo reasons
The first trailer for Zach Cregger's āRESIDENT EVILā has been released.
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ļøļøIn theaters on September 18.
This is about any horror movie but actual resident evil
baron harkonnen chilling in the sewers
gear face reveal?
fat chud
free him
Fad
Shlop
did u see when CU coming
1:33 hours left
the situation is so bad in marvel rivals they're making tiktok propaganda to try and get people to play tank
Quoting lou .į (@silenth7lls)
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i can't lie... nothing gives me more buzz than being a tank main. i hate it but i love it so much
when is it ?
The raiden knows what day it is because he knows what day it isnt
we commit a tiny amount of tomfoolery
It sucks not being a Star Wars mega fan cause my birthday is in revenge of the 6th
weapons was p good, looking forward to this 1
Baron Harkon
the door scene is kinda creepy, gives like evil dead vibes
NOOBS
med 3 roster concept art looks awsome
yeah
15chungus
Cica face reveal?
volound seething at the fact that ttw40k is a thing
concept art gone, replaced by the excel of hell
15th-19th are some of the most interesting periods
same 4 me
it only goes up to the 15th
for med 3 tho
which is fine i like the other periods too
conquistadors are 19th century right?
kind of have to end it there since the 15th is the end o fhe med period
late 15th to 6th
hmm
pretty sure conquistadors are a unit in med 2
in the dlc yeah
bald
swag
YAY

