zealot-class

[frosty herald]

LOL

[acoustic dune]

ey chat

should i krill myself

[exotic plaza]

record yourself doing it

🤤

[shadow spruce]

no

[acoustic dune]

k

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/family-feud-survey-says-2--k01KQ8GCT8WN1YWP7PTGC7MC8AR

[visual stream]

Comp Pokemon DOES get this deep btw

[acoustic dune]

o man i was having my final meal

[misty nova]

Should've pushed ngl

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[placid fiber]

You can still have it, you'll just get a 2nd one later

[acoustic dune]

no... the krill event is cancelled

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/krill-issue-1--k01KQ8GG7SDYAB3PDAN1T6ERGDY

[sterile stone]

Brothers emotions going on the ultimate rollercoaster ride

[sterile stone]

Throw away

[visual stream]

Rimworld mentioned

[frozen kernel]

POV: an unsupervised toddler at the dog park

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2048857345363517461

silly clips (@rellvas)

gambling crosshair insane 1v1 clutch

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[upbeat grail]

Lmao

[sterile stone]

Vet chat turning into a little burn pit for arguing

[visual vessel]

Would the Zealot be the top class for melee?

[sterile stone]

The good old days are returning

[glossy nimbus]

Thats scum but zealot is great with melee yeah

[exotic plaza]

scum is a way better melee class

[void bison]

i should play darktide I didn't even max my scum

[visual vessel]

Oh yeah I saw someone with dual karambits it looked awesome and it had me interested in that fast-moving melee style but I looked it up and online it said zealot was for that and I looked at hive scum and people were pissed that they nerfed it but do you think hive scum is worth the buy?

[misty nova]

1 yes
2 people is always pissed about nothing

[visual vessel]

I figured. Steam comments would say that about anything minorly inconvenient but I appreciate it

[tranquil bone]

Far as I remember the complaints about scum were mostly that to access their infinite ammo they actually have to use a melee weapon in the melee game

[misty nova]

If you're not good in melee you might have a little hard time with hive scum

But you'll probably brush it off with time and practice

[glossy nimbus]

Scum is still one of the most broken classes in the game infact it never even got a nerf. They only locked pickpocket behind a melee kill.

You still have infinite ammo

people are just piss babies.

[visual vessel]

Yeah I would trust hive scum is a fun class but when reviews are mixed that's when I get thrown off

[glossy nimbus]

its mixed because the chinese player base loves power creep

dont trust the reviews. its a very fun class.

Ask people in #hivescum-class

the ONE reason its mixed is because pickpocket used to give 20% of your ammo back on elite/special kill when you're below 20%

now its only with melee kills

[sterile stone]

I love how this is mentioned

[glossy nimbus]

that is literallyinfinite ammo

[sterile stone]

And in vet chat there ma this whole thing going on rn

[visual vessel]

😂

[sterile stone]

About Chinese players

[visual vessel]

Alright I will take your word for it, much appreciated

[sterile stone]

And how they cheat so much in games

@glossy nimbus you gotta come see this

Premium shit flinging

[glossy nimbus]

havocing

will look l8r

[wheat matrix]

@sterile stone gimme a sitrep

[glossy nimbus]

why is my team being complete pussies and not pushing forward in havoc

[shadow spruce]

they hate you

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

Person says Chinese players cheat a lot in games

Someone comes in says that’s racist

And then it kinda spiraled down into systemic racism talks

[wheat matrix]

average havoc teammates

[wheat matrix]

I mean, don't they?

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427883524651876426/1463709635461779568/ezgif-100c0640ce9301cf.gif

[wheat matrix]

I should play darktide

[sterile stone]

You’d have to talk to Cole about it

[hexed igloo]

Nah game sux

[glossy nimbus]

we're on vigil station, shouldnt everyone just push tf forward

they wont move past the first part

[exotic plaza]

play vermintide 2

[glossy nimbus]

and im wathcing some guys shitass gameplay rn

[wheat matrix]

I remember someone talking about like

[exotic plaza]

I need a boytoy to do deed with me

[hexed igloo]

As a Chinese person, cheating in games makes them so painfully boring

[wheat matrix]

it being not like

cheating is ok

but more of a different mindset

where the goal is to win

idk

I play on eu so I dont see many chinese people

[hexed igloo]

Like having a menu that gives u everything genuinely just makes it boring as fuck

[wheat matrix]

I agree

idk what to do

ive put the painting down for now

[hexed igloo]

Beat off 14 times then go to sleep

[wheat matrix]

that's monday evening plans, today is tuseday i need to do something else

wait

[hexed igloo]

13 times

[wheat matrix]

no it isnt

today IS monday

ok im just braindamaged and didn't even realise today is monday

[hexed igloo]

I only keep track of the days because of work

[wheat matrix]

neat

Same

[sterile stone]

I’ve heard several instances throughout the years that Chinese society rewards the

[wheat matrix]

I normally work tusedays but im off tomorrow

so I thought today was tuseday

[hexed igloo]

If I have a week off I couldn't tell you what the day or date is

[sterile stone]

“By any means” mindset

[wheat matrix]

since i dont work wednesdays

[hexed igloo]

Real

[sterile stone]

And if cheating is a means

Oh well

[hexed igloo]

If I have a day off my whole clock is fucked

[wheat matrix]

Work fucked my sleep

I normally work evenings

like somewhere in the realm of like

starting anywhere from 3-6 until 10

And so my entire sleep schedule has pushed back over time

[hexed igloo]

I used to do 5pm - 6am that sucked balls and dick

[wheat matrix]

they say shifts take after their owners or something idk

[hexed igloo]

I don't think they say that at all

Who's they

[wheat matrix]

idk

people

either way

not working tomorrow kinda bangs

[sterile stone]

Now you get to play Darktide all day

[wheat matrix]

I probably go out

and play warhammer

[glossy nimbus]

@plush estuary playing with a taunt ogyrn, will see how it goes..

hes using a shield

I hope he doesnt do what i think hes gonna do

[plush estuary]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGIatwLasAAMzYj.webp

[sterile stone]

That’s gotta be like $500 worth of stuff

Be a shame if someone came by and smashed all of it

[wheat matrix]

that's £150 by itself

[faint vapor]

I wonder how many "points" a normal Darktide match is

[sharp willow]

Grey.

The color of shame...

[wheat matrix]

20 poxwalkers is 130 points

[faint vapor]

Nurgle player casually plops 2000+ models of various poxwalkers, shooters, BoNs etc

[wheat matrix]

hey hey, I'm working on it

[faint vapor]

indeed, just saw your tabletop posts and thought it was funny the sheer point cost of a darktide match would be :p

[sharp willow]

I've neglected my veteran killteam for two years now, I'm not one to judge

[faint vapor]

and to lose to 4 models of IG lol

[wheat matrix]

2 chaos spawns are 80, so one would be 40

a bon is 65

[sharp willow]

I did make a goofy tempestus scion squad though

[hexed igloo]

I shall be priming all of my ultramarines hot pink and leaving it at that

[sterile stone]

How much is a daemon prince

[glossy nimbus]

tauntgyrn got eaten by a burgle

[sterile stone]

How much is yarrick

[glossy nimbus]

nice.

[sharp willow]

Dude i painted my tempestus scions so dark

It was my first attempt

[wheat matrix]

195

yarrick isn't pointed yet I believe?

oh wait, he is

150

[glossy nimbus]

@plush estuary tauntgyrn got ate. we lost. he left.

[sharp willow]

When i get money I'll buy more paints and repaint my minis

Buying GW ones is expensive here

[glossy nimbus]

it was kind of annoying to have enemies just run past me toward him

[sterile stone]

Do the little figurines come with action cards or something

[wheat matrix]

I live in the UK, so warhammer is a bit cheaper comparatively here

[wheat matrix]

no I'm just looking this up online

[sterile stone]

Or do you have to look up what each one does

Oh

[plush estuary]

indeed why I hate taunt

[sharp willow]

I bought my miniatures when i visited London.

But like, a single citadel paint here is like... 10 usd

[glossy nimbus]

Its not even a smite thing it just throws off my rhythym and makes my attack combos less effective

[wheat matrix]

💀

it's like £3 here

wait ive just seen yarricks weapons

[sterile stone]

Is that suppose to be a strong character on ttg?

[wheat matrix]

how the fuck is he carrying a storm bolter, las pistol, power klaw AND power sword jesus

[glossy nimbus]

Plus

ironically

it only made the horde even more dense

[wheat matrix]

yarrick is very very good, but he's not a damage dealer

[sharp willow]

It's the shipping cost + the fact that 50% of that price is just taxes

[wheat matrix]

his strength is in his ability to buff things

[sterile stone]

Okay so a support hero

[sharp willow]

Brazil sucks for any physical imported goods

[sterile stone]

Does voice of command work on space marines or just guardsmen

[wheat matrix]

he has good offensive profiles too, but he's wasted if you use him for that primarily

Voice of command is the astra militarum army rule, so it's only for guard

Space marines have Oath of Moment

which gives them rerolls to hit vs a specific target (And extra shit if u abuse blueberries)

[sharp willow]

Might have to buy local acrylic paints or alternatives

[wheat matrix]

there are plenty of options for alternatives

idk what it looks like over there but there's vallejo or army painter or like

DRPA's two thin coats

and so on

[sharp willow]

Found a kit o Vallejo paints for 75 usd. Might buy it when i get some cash again

[wheat matrix]

I have an absolute ton still to paint

I've got uuuh

[sterile stone]

Since Kez isn’t around I need you for something

[sharp willow]

I wish GW would do shipping to LATAM. But i get why they don't

[sterile stone]

How may arctic themed guard regiments are there

[wheat matrix]

off the top of my head, no idea

I only really know the like

BIG guard regiments

Tanith first and only, armageddon steel legion, DKOK etc

[sterile stone]

Okay cause there’s one I saw that wear fur capes

[wheat matrix]

Valhallan Ice warriors?

[sharp willow]

You got the two russian one, the viking ones and... That's it

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5mhaPc375R0?si=qUWGIAwMbaKbtkbA

[wheat matrix]

yeah these and then idk what else

[sterile stone]

In the first frames of this video

All white uniform with black flak armor

And white fur capes

[sharp willow]

I think it's just the Valhallans and the Vostroyans

[wheat matrix]

Dont think that's any specific regiment

[wheat matrix]

this vid misses the true power of lasguns tho

the strongest thing about a lasgun

is that there's a million guardsmen all shooting you with them

[sterile stone]

Was hoping vet would get this fit man

[sharp willow]

Those look like 10th Logres

[wheat matrix]

I have so much to paint tho

like

[sharp willow]

I know nothing about them

[wheat matrix]

I have like a solid 30 infantry models, 3-4 characters, Dante and Lemartes

a repex, gladiator and a brutalis dread

at least im done putting the brutalis together though

FFFFFFUUUUCK that kit

[sterile stone]

Tank u

Also it’s kinda odd how only space marines have the legion of the damned

But there’s no guardsmen equivalent

[glossy nimbus]

havoc players be good challenge

[wheat matrix]

I mean, legion of the damned is alluded to be a specific marine chapter that got lost in the warp

[sterile stone]

And who’s to say that same circumstance hasn’t happened to countless guardsmen regiments

[violet hornet]

impossible

[wheat matrix]

It guaranteedly has

do those guardsmen have plot armour though?

[sterile stone]

Take off their helmets

I know the rules of 40k

[wheat matrix]

then it's just humans with no helmets on

[sterile stone]

Lies

[wheat matrix]

not true

Luis Dante disproves that

[sterile stone]

I know no helmet in 40k gives plot armor

[wheat matrix]

having a helmet on ALSO can give plot armour

[sharp willow]

It could also very well be Truskan Snow Hounds, which, darktide already made sets for them

[sterile stone]

[wheat matrix]

Again, Luis dante

Commander dante?

Oldest living space marine?

[sterile stone]

Yes yes I saw

The guy with the golden armor

[wheat matrix]

Doesn't show his face to anyone outside his inner circle

[frosty herald]

Dante is just that guy

[sharp willow]

The Clayton Carmine effect.

[wheat matrix]

Dante is a gigachad

his new sculpt is fucking incredible too

[sterile stone]

I wish we got a better alt version of this uniform

Outside of the red and cream color

[wheat matrix]

like it's such a banger model

[sterile stone]

You know you can wear that in sm2

[frosty herald]

Not exactly

[wheat matrix]

I assume you can get a good bit of blood angels iconography

Dante's mask is a bit different though

[sharp willow]

Like, Operantion Anchorage kind of white?

[frosty herald]

Its a blood angels captain

[wheat matrix]

Since it's moulded in the face of Sanguinius

yeah sanguard just have their own faces on their masks

Is that one of the custom dlc type outfits for the assault then?

[sterile stone]

Yeah white and grey would be clean

[wheat matrix]

I have that model too actually

but I didn't use that helmet

[frosty herald]

Tactical and assault share the same champion set

Tactical just gets the winged jump pack

[wheat matrix]

Does it have actual wings

or is it the cringe new ones without wings

[frosty herald]

Cringe new one

[wheat matrix]

blegh

[sterile stone]

Ohhh

I totally forgot

We never got the uhhh

The fucken other drop troop type of guys

The hawk something’s

[wheat matrix]

lame

I have some new sanguard models actually

I haven't built them yet though

I am debating building three of them

and selling the other three

[sterile stone]

You paid a ball and leg for them

Might aswell

[wheat matrix]

I got them in the combat patrol

so i got a sizeable discount on it all

Someone did offer me some for free last week at my local gaming group

turned them down since i had these ones though

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl

I have little interest in space marines

The guard regiments seem cooler

[wheat matrix]

I like blood angels specifically

[sterile stone]

Also the Lucifer blacks not getting any models sucks ass

[wheat matrix]

there are other models that are cool

Lucifer blacks are only deployed on terra though

[sterile stone]

What no

They can be body guards for dignitaries outside of Tera aswell

[wheat matrix]

yeah but they aren't like

They aren't cadians

They have a very specialised specific job

that is focused on terra

Like the palatine sentinels

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say

Since when did that matter

I fucking quit trying to to spell the name

The golden guys

[wheat matrix]

Custards

[sterile stone]

The fucking golden guys

Yeah

Don’t they have models

[wheat matrix]

yeah adeptus custodes was made into an army

But they were uh

idkl what to call it

Captain general of the custodians, trajann valoris

made some fucking edict

that they'd leave terra once more

to fight

[sterile stone]

You know

Maybe I’m not like fully in on the lore

But why the fuck would you send the almost godly super humans

And not the regular ass humans

Granted I’m pretty sure the LBs are super augmented and yada yada

[wheat matrix]

The custodians aren't frontline fighters

[sterile stone]

But why not send them

[glossy nimbus]

do you ever feel like a game hinges entirely on your survival

[wheat matrix]

and there's already a ton of guard regiments out in front

just for example

[hexed igloo]

Every game generally

[wheat matrix]

off the top of my head

the sabbat worlds crusades (which are pretty old now)

[hexed igloo]

Most games surviving is a pretty central theme

[wheat matrix]

had things like the roane deepers, the vulpone, the narmenians, the tanith, and a lot of other regiments too

[sterile stone]

So basically, LBs aren’t getting models because they’re glorified security guards

[wheat matrix]

yep

[glossy nimbus]

i mean darktide

[sterile stone]

That is so ass

[wheat matrix]

I mean

bro arg

we're going back to armegeddon

and the ARMEGEDDON STEEL LEGION didnt get models

[sterile stone]

I saw the trailer

I forgot where

[wheat matrix]

fantastic trailer

[sterile stone]

But I saw it

Apparently people are divisive about it

Because of Yarrick being alive

[wheat matrix]

he died off camera fucking anyway

and the thing was clearly bait

no way they can kill yarrick off camera

[sterile stone]

So is he alive for real

Or was it just bait

[wheat matrix]

yarrick didnt die

[sterile stone]

I guess

Shouldn’t be Atleast be retired by now

He’s a war hero

[obsidian prairie]

Not in the imperium

He can still hold a gun

[wheat matrix]

especially in the case of people as devoted as yarrick

[jolly sandal]

gave him a twin bolter on that new mini from that trailer

[wheat matrix]

They wont retire

[obsidian prairie]

Hes also literally insane soooo

[wheat matrix]

they will keep fighting

[sterile stone]

I mean that does look bad ass I can’t lie

[wheat matrix]

it's a fantastic sculpt

[tranquil bone]

I feel like that is a extremely ork coded claw

[wheat matrix]

almost like there's a reason for that

Guess where he got it

[sterile stone]

Nvm

[jolly sandal]

well kinda is

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say something

[obsidian prairie]

Its literally a power klaw

[jolly sandal]

the story behind it is he tore it off from another warboss and used it as his bionic arm

[obsidian prairie]

He stole it and refitted it

[wheat matrix]

no

the story is

the warboss cut his arm off

[sterile stone]

The fuck are those tubes in his head tho

[wheat matrix]

so he KILLED THE WARBOSS

and took his fucking arm

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

Stole it and refitted it

[wheat matrix]

not really stole

looted more like

[jolly sandal]

[obsidian prairie]

Power cables for the laser eye

[sterile stone]

Like

[wheat matrix]

yeah yarrick literally has a laser eye lmao

[sterile stone]

A Kano laser eye?

[glossy nimbus]

yea its to scare orks

[wheat matrix]

Like it literally shoots lasgun shots

it's like twice as powerful as a standard lasgun too

[sterile stone]

What the fuck

[obsidian prairie]

It does d3+1

[wheat matrix]

there was like

[sterile stone]

[obsidian prairie]

So like

[wheat matrix]

it's also str6 -2 ap

[obsidian prairie]

2-4 times as damaging

[wheat matrix]

which is twice as strong

off the top of my head

[sterile stone]

This is a fist time im seeing human with that

[tranquil bone]

While that is very cool it seems like the kinda thing the imperium would NOT let you keep

[wheat matrix]

the orks thought yarrick should shoot lasers out his eye

calling him

[sterile stone]

I thought the borg eye was for like

[wheat matrix]

"Old bale eye"

so he got it put in

to fuck with them

[sterile stone]

Target acquisition

[wheat matrix]

i mean i think he had actually lost an eye

he's been fighting on armageddon for like sixty years or something

[obsidian prairie]

For what he's a political officer

[wheat matrix]

I mean

he's a comissar sure

but he may as well have a standard military rank

when he starts talking strategy even grimaldus tells people to shut up and listen lmao

like, praise doesn't get a whole lot higher than that

[sterile stone]

I also just kinda want that pistol he has

A double barrel bolt pistol seem clean

[obsidian prairie]

Not a pistol

[sterile stone]

What

[obsidian prairie]

Thats full auto on two barrels

[wheat matrix]

brother thats a storm bolter

LOL

that's a whole ass like

rapid fire bolter

[sterile stone]

So this old bastard is just free balling that with one hand

[wheat matrix]

He has an exoskeleton thing

And augments and shit

He’s as tough as a space marine and has over 2x as many wounds as a standard marine

[tepid sorrel]

i smoke crack

[sterile stone]

So what you’re saying is

[wheat matrix]

He has the same amount of wounds as a space marine captain

[sterile stone]

The average guardsman can’t ball like that

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah kinda

[jolly sandal]

i mean average guardsmen are cannon fodder

[wheat matrix]

Average guardsman would break his arm shooting that thing one handed

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-hand-slap-stop-it-dont-gif-12605460

[obsidian prairie]

a storm bolter is Terminator standard issue for reference

[sterile stone]

So hold on

Explain to me this

The Darktide veteran is a augmented human right?

[obsidian prairie]

No

[jolly sandal]

No?

[wheat matrix]

Storm bolters fucking suck tho. Give terminators bolt rifles already

[sterile stone]

How tho

[obsidian prairie]

Darktide vet is just a person

[sterile stone]

Exe stance allows you to see highlighted targets through walls

I figured he has some tech fuckery in there

[obsidian prairie]

Gameplay =/= lore

[jolly sandal]

thats just gameplay

[wheat matrix]

Game abstraction

[obsidian prairie]

This game would suck ass if it was 100% lore accurate

[sterile stone]

Lame

[exotic plaza]

4 stoner vs nurgle strongest soldier

[jolly sandal]

we canonically wouldnt even be able to get close to a beast of nurgle but here we are

[spare talon]

Losing simulator

[sterile stone]

I’ve also seen time and time again

We’d have died in the tutorial

[obsidian prairie]

Sub sedition enemy counts but getting shot like twice and stabbed once folds you and deletes your character

[sterile stone]

Because of the burster

[wheat matrix]

A single lasgun shot kills u

Literally

[tranquil bone]

Like 99% of nurlge units would kill a normal person by proximity

[obsidian prairie]

Unless you're an ogryn or a psyker then you're just chilling I guess

[sterile stone]

Wouldn’t ogryn and Arby be fine?

[obsidian prairie]

Carapace is good but not that good

[wheat matrix]

Arb might be

If you listen to Dan abnett describing humans getting hit by lasgun rounds in the gaunts ghost series

[obsidian prairie]

You could take some hits but a gunner lights you up and you're just toast

[wheat matrix]

A single lasgun shot will likely kill u

If it hits anywhere center mass

[sterile stone]

Also

Arbitrators wear ceramite do they not?

[obsidian prairie]

No

Carapace

[jolly sandal]

No

[sterile stone]

I was fucking LIED TO

[obsidian prairie]

Ceramite is dumb power armor supermaterial

[wheat matrix]

Yeah

Ceramite is astartes power armour material

[obsidian prairie]

Its literally just words but one is better

[sterile stone]

What’s the best a baseline human can get?

Without augments

[wheat matrix]

I mean, power armour

And shield protectors and shit

[obsidian prairie]

Methed up on warp juice in power armor

[wheat matrix]

Warp shit is not baseline humie

[sterile stone]

Okay let me pause you on this one

Vet may not be augmented

[obsidian prairie]

Sorcery

[jolly sandal]

wouldnt it be Carapace

[sterile stone]

But scum is definitely augmented right

[obsidian prairie]

Nope

[jolly sandal]

No

[obsidian prairie]

Just meth

[sterile stone]

How

[jolly sandal]

augmented with drugs maybe lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Lots of stimms and 25 years doing this shit

[sterile stone]

Every outfit they have has wires and shit poking out their body

Either their arms or back

[obsidian prairie]

Oh well thats like super basic stuff

[wheat matrix]

Scum has at best like

Underhive shit

None of that is gonna be particularly good quality

[obsidian prairie]

Nothing particularly performance enhancing beyond like an eye replacement or a dataport or something low key

[wheat matrix]

Then all the rest is the methhead super strength

[obsidian prairie]

Combat drugs in 40k can get up to some real stupid stuff

Drukhari freebasing the kinda stuff that'll just melt your organs or lobotomize you

[sterile stone]

There’s also the fact that Arby has heavy bolters as useable weapons in lore

But we don’t get any in game

[wheat matrix]

For the best stuff humans have

[sterile stone]

[wheat matrix]

You’d probably be looking at like

[obsidian prairie]

Nuh uh

[wheat matrix]

Death cultist stims

[obsidian prairie]

Heavy stubber

Big difference

[wheat matrix]

For the best in general

Probably drukhari

[sterile stone]

Close enough

[obsidian prairie]

No its not

[wheat matrix]

Very big difference

[obsidian prairie]

Its standard high caliber versus bolt shells

Comparing an m240 to a fuckin autocannon

[sterile stone]

It would still be nice to have one or the other

Okay then

[obsidian prairie]

Stubber would have a real hard time on arby

[sterile stone]

Are arbitrators not usually augmented in some way

[obsidian prairie]

Dropping sniping for a melee weapon roll

Relying entirely on the dog

[sterile stone]

Would diversify the kit

[faint vapor]

na I'm built different UwU

[obsidian prairie]

they already have ranged sustain

mk3 exe
brauto
inf auto

[wheat matrix]

Ogryn has a heavy stubber

[obsidian prairie]

2

[wheat matrix]

Idk how you’d keep oggy feeling like an ogryn whilst also making arb stubber not feel like shit to use

[faint vapor]

consider MORE heavy stubbers though

[obsidian prairie]

one is out performed by brauto though soooooooo

[sterile stone]

Simple

Delete ogryn

[faint vapor]

may every ogryn you find be a taunt shield build

[wheat matrix]

And die anyway

[sterile stone]

I’ve never come across the main ogryns people complain about

Der rumbler

[faint vapor]

Rumbler is alright if they don't vacuum all the ammo

[sterile stone]

Most oggs I’ve seen are just British

[faint vapor]

imo it's the taunt ogryns that just sit there with shield

you have 50% DR when dodging now please just hit people 😭

[sterile stone]

Is shield ogryn even still good?

[faint vapor]

it is by virtue of infinite cleave and all that but it's not as good as Power Maul ogryn and stuff

[tranquil bone]

Shield is goofy strong, it is just really really simple and most pilot it wrong

So bad reputation plus experienced players don't enjoy spamming H1

[tranquil bone]

I love ogryn so I'm not going to complain too overly much but godamn they really aren't ever going to stop buffing the boy

[obsidian prairie]

I love ogryn so I'm not going to complain too overly much but godamn they really aren't ever going to stop buffing the boy

[wheat matrix]

I going to complain overly buffing

???

I mean

I see the inspiration

[spare talon]

People still think he sucks big time

So they keep knee-jerk buffing him

[plush estuary]

@tired crystal account got hacked

<@&735928989146939404>

[glossy nimbus]

<@&735928989146939404>

[void bison]

yooo mr bee

[spare talon]

Mister breast

[tranquil bone]

Id appreciate it a lot more if it was actually targeted at underperforming aspects instead of just massive base additions

Like it's been what two or three new passives now?

[carmine lance]

Still fucked up mr beast killed all those people in that one dying light game

[spare talon]

A big problem is they cant adequately buff the underperformers without nerfing some specific parts to achieve a healthier class overall
Because that would include a nerf

And no nerfs allowed

[carmine lance]

Why did he do that

[spare talon]

Case in point, PBB

[lusty turtle]

banned

[tranquil bone]

Ok rejects, today's mission is to find a reason to keep going

[obsidian prairie]

Where

Just stop

[lusty turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-ame-dies-of-cringe-dies-from-cringe-falls-asleep-boring-gif-25467392

[spare talon]

Exceedingly strong
But you cant buff the guns because if you do, pbb goes from exceedingly strong to exceedingly strong^3

[tranquil bone]

I mean I mostly have

[obsidian prairie]

Stop going

[tranquil bone]

I do really enjoy this current event tho

[spare talon]

You'd need to nerf pbb some, but thats fine cuz youd be buffing the guns it scales from

[carmine lance]

Love. Out living the ops. Getting to experience joy and appreciation for the world and people around us

[calm salmon]

I just wish ogryns guns could hit anything 😔

[spare talon]

And now those guns dont suck without it

[calm salmon]

They're amazing shotguns(Including the stubbers)

but the video-game version of a shotgun that has 10 meters of range

which is big poopy

I guess the single shot stubbers and the GG are alright for special/elite removal so he's got that going for him

[sterile stone]

The thick bbl instagram goth girl is real

We just gotta keep persevering til we find her

[obsidian prairie]

Be the change you want to see in the world

Find her in yourself

Maybe you were the instagram goth girl you were searching for all along

[hearty nebula]

Take estrogen and stop exercising immediately

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533050129700356106/1344424796813000805/attachment.gif

[sterile stone]

In the words of a good friend

I

Am way to many to ever want to be a girl

Plus

I like being a guy

I can’t see how women do it

Pants with no pockets

Sounds like hell

[obsidian prairie]

Just buy pants with pockets

I have pants with pockets

Or you just get cute bags and that fixes it

And suddenly you can carry like 4x as much

[sterile stone]

I’ll leave that to whatever unfortunate soul falls in love with me

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah he'll be good to you

[tranquil bone]

That'd be the best part. It's way more acceptable than carrying a backpack full of crap around

[sterile stone]

Strictly women for me

[obsidian prairie]

We've been over this

No

[sterile stone]

Carrying a backpack anywhere

[obsidian prairie]

You are exactly as straight as spaghetti

[sterile stone]

Is a great way to get stopped

[sterile stone]

Lying on my name

I can’t believe this

[obsidian prairie]

What

Its entirely true

[deft badge]

Argus gay awakening 2026

[sterile stone]

I can’t believe I’m getting slandered

[obsidian prairie]

Yes you can this is your every day

[deft badge]

Why is it slanderous to be gay

[obsidian prairie]

Man is still not to acceptance

[sterile stone]

I’m not even gay tho

[obsidian prairie]

Just taking laps of the first 4 stages until the end of time

We're back in denial right now

[sterile stone]

Diabolical

[quiet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[obsidian prairie]

What is this supposed to mean I'm dense

[shadow spruce]

i guess sometimes if u cancel warp your ship freaks out and almost explodes

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-jjba-jojo-bizarre-adventure-stairs-flunged-gif-6594122523833051139

[quiet gull]

Tbh I just send this whenever cis people talk about being trans

[obsidian prairie]

I am not a cis person

[quiet gull]

ah

It was moreso directed at the conversation that was happening then

as a whole

idk

[obsidian prairie]

I am making slanderous comments with full knowledge and experience

[sterile stone]

I was having my name besmirched

[twilit shard]

Time is running out

[quiet gull]

ok i just really wanted to send that gif

[obsidian prairie]

Well yeah obviously but I overthink interpretations

[median steeple]

my insta reels are full of GOATS

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yeah new pfp we have ptsd grandma now

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/lamb-me-cute-baby-lamb-gif-18244580348396709286

this is a sheep but same thing

[median steeple]

also filled with deer because my friend keeps liking deer posts

[sterile stone]

Mine is barely clothed egirls and dog shit rappers

[median steeple]

get some whimsical animals on your timeline

[sterile stone]

I had puppies at one point

Then insta stopped putting them in my feed

[obsidian prairie]

I receive all my shortsposting through others

I am untainted by insta nor twitter nor tiktok

[sterile stone]

Insta isn’t bad

Twitter is the cesspit

[deft badge]

They're all bad

[quiet gull]

I have cute animals on my timeline

[olive raven]

And you a whole pacific island of trash

[sterile stone]

I know your musty ass ain’t talking

[shadow spruce]

thats quite the loaf there

[sterile stone]

Looking like the ghost of Christmas’ ass

[olive raven]

Don’t worry Argus u don’t gotta give comebacks

I say worse to myself than u do

See it’s funny cuz I’ll say shit so bad u start being nice

funny how that works

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[sterile stone]

I dunno why you ever expect me to say anything incredibly mean in a public discord

Like

[olive raven]

Ugh ur so annoying

[sterile stone]

I’m self aware if I say something really heinous

Im gon get banned for hate speech

[sterile stone]

I know

Being socially aware is a burden

I can’t help it

[carmine lance]

Deer are cute :D

[obsidian prairie]

If you can't shit talk without slurs then you don't deserve to shit talk

Insert spiderman gif or smth

[carmine lance]

Honestly true

[sterile stone]

It’s how we communicate

She’s literally unphased by any insult that isn’t a slur

[carmine lance]

Also shout out to people who default to racial slurs but they don’t even fucking know their nationalities

[hard nexus]

more deer

[carmine lance]

I remember playing with a friend who has like a thick european accent, and they were being called a pakistani in a deadlock match we were playing

[void bison]

have you seen the guy casually fighting a deer in his backyard

[hard nexus]

currently listening to an old man talk about how the dialogue in big bang theory is incredible and amazing

i might have to kill myself

mind you he’s talking about this right next to his dying wife lmfao

[void bison]

bazinga

[hexed igloo]

Waah waah waah it's a skill issue bro just don't get banned

It's always "but I'll get banned" creativity issue bro get better

[sterile stone]

Shut up coke baby

[hexed igloo]

Is your default to just say slurs?

You start losing an argument and just start absolutely throwing that shit

[void bison]

hide your slurs in an arg hidden throughout your messages that takes a month to decrypt

[hard nexus]

“poor sheldon, nobody understands him”

[obsidian prairie]

What

[hard nexus]

she’s dying of cancer

[glossy nimbus]

My mom called me a crack baby more than a few times

[sterile stone]

The fucking riddler

[median steeple]

jojo part 3 but it's all of Joseph's engrish

[glossy nimbus]

Sometimes I wonder if she even thinks.

[obsidian prairie]

Are you actually in a room with these people

[sterile stone]

But with slurs

[deft badge]

Well, she would be an expert

[hard nexus]

and is currently unconscious and on morphine and lorazepam

[hexed igloo]

Your mom saying it really adds some weight

[void bison]

Look up his name

[hard nexus]

unfortunately yes

[glossy nimbus]

Shes stupid

She doesn't do crack

[hexed igloo]

You being a crack baby really explains a lot though

[glossy nimbus]

shes just really dumb

[deft badge]

What's your relation? Nurse?

[hard nexus]

wait you changed ur pfp

[hard nexus]

evil,,

[hard nexus]

nope

neighbor

[hexed igloo]

Apple don't fall far from the tree

[obsidian prairie]

We have ptsd grandma now

[hard nexus]

from what?

[sterile stone]

The type of shit you see while having sleep paralysis

[deft badge]

You couldn't put a gun to my head to make me care if my neighbors were dying ngl

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259112584393527306/1401657275130839081/IMPerio36_-_1952046172601819185.gif

[hard nexus]

awesome but what is she from

[median steeple]

neighbour

[obsidian prairie]

Moses, from stuff by Project Moon

[hard nexus]

what’s project moon,,,

[carmine lance]

Oh my god lmao

[hard nexus]

send this to cica

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478871264666849310/1496638916672094320/Baxter.gif

[hard nexus]

ohhhhh

ok ok

i see !!

[shadow spruce]

creecher

[obsidian prairie]

And some associated books

[hard nexus]

her character looks really cool

[sterile stone]

@olive raven your crusty ass just gonna pop in here to talk shit for 10 seconds and leave

[hard nexus]

oh my god will you guys ever go in dms

[obsidian prairie]

go read Distortion Detective!!!!!

[sterile stone]

Ain’t even bother to say how the rest of the tattoo went

[hard nexus]

what’s that ! book?

[obsidian prairie]

Discontinued novel

[olive raven]

Just call me a freak of nature or something omg ur so annoying

[obsidian prairie]

They got like 42 chapters in before they got busy

[sterile stone]

[obsidian prairie]

But its first person from Moses

[hard nexus]

that sucks

do i need to know anything about the context of lobotomy corp and all?

[obsidian prairie]

Not really

[carmine lance]

Honestly about the insult conversation, I find it simultaneously funny yet boring if I just get called a pedophile or something for playing doorman

[hard nexus]

really all i know is from a barotrauma mod and the song through patches of violet

[obsidian prairie]

Shit is going to be kinda confusing but it'll make enough sense

[carmine lance]

Like i hear that all the time

Be interesting, be funny

I want to be genuinely caught off guard and fucking baffled

[sterile stone]

I’m sorry what….

[carmine lance]

I play kidnap doorman

For deadlock

[obsidian prairie]

Distortion detective is takes place post lob corp mid Urban Plague (chapter 4 or so of Ruina) so you don't need tooo much context

[carmine lance]

Common insult people throw for that playstyle is calling you a pedophile

[median steeple]

carefully scrolling my reels to decide which ones to spam to Willow

[sterile stone]

Damn the insult game is either evolving or devolving

[hard nexus]

“spam” sends me like one a day max

because you HATE ME

[sterile stone]

This shit went from calling people Hitler to pedos

[obsidian prairie]

rem abucted
Amber alert

[hard nexus]

send me more

[sterile stone]

In a short span of time

[carmine lance]

All is well in the world

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249619060677804032/1482689919355715665/URf4p4P.avif

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[median steeple]

you hvane't sent me one since FRIDAY

you fuck asss

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948286187355910224/1465089122518696118/caption.webp

[carmine lance]

I wish I had the confidence to dm people

[deft badge]

Heard you moved into the neighborhood recently

[glossy nimbus]

didnt they end amber alert

[carmine lance]

I’ve been trying to make an effort to be in contact with friends more

[sterile stone]

Fuck no

[hard nexus]

i havent gone on reels much lately

[carmine lance]

LMFAO

[sterile stone]

That shit goes off like crazy in October

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-cat-gif-14107047126727978663

[glossy nimbus]

I havent gotten one at all this year tho

[sterile stone]

I mean it does vary from state to state

Kidnappings are a lil too common in border states

Also the human trafficking issues

[hearty nebula]

holy gem

[hexed igloo]

Hitler?

[median steeple]

@hard nexus uppercut mcqueer

[jolly sandal]

I guess am ded

[deft badge]

Feel free to use it for your own purposes

[carmine lance]

Ok that’s actually funny lmao

[shadow spruce]

hes tired

[deft badge]

I mean kinda

I'm just waiting to see if they fly a trump flag or not rn

[hearty nebula]

I will be

[carmine lance]

Oh fuck I thought that was just a random image you pulled off google for the bit

[deft badge]

No that's straight up something that was on my door lmfao

[carmine lance]

Wth lmao

That’s wild

[deft badge]

Neighborhoods going to shit

[tranquil bone]

The alerts are localized and contrary to popular belief kidnappings are quite rare

[sterile stone]

Sheeeeit

[hearty nebula]

it's unoccupied

[shadow spruce]

we have a sex offender like 3 doors down and straight up the realtor never told us abt it we only found out after my parents checked a site that had local offenders

[deft badge]

I do think it's kinda funny they're obligated to tell you about it in case you want to go hunting with a ball peen hammer or something

[glossy nimbus]

theyre everywhere ye

[hexed igloo]

3 doors down? Like the band? That made Kryptonite?

[hearty nebula]

yeah thats normal

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-of-us2-lev-tlou2-fat-geralt-lev-punched-gif-18141870

[glossy nimbus]

like theres probably a sex offender like

not far from you

[shadow spruce]

yes

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[shadow spruce]

3 houses down the road from me

[glossy nimbus]

bruh

[sterile stone]

Diabolical

[hexed igloo]

[wheat matrix]

Odo admits it

Good to know

[hexed igloo]

I mean I've never been convicted so

[sterile stone]

Brother would be his own star witness in court

[hexed igloo]

I'm just gonna clarify this is all in jest

[sterile stone]

I tell you

[wheat matrix]

Hmmm

[hexed igloo]

For any mods looking to go on a trip

[wheat matrix]

I think you’d be the one going on a trip

[hexed igloo]

Yeah to a certain island

Fuck I'm just digging the hole

[hard nexus]

hawk tuah

[shadow spruce]

creecher

[sterile stone]

You gotta shift gears

[glossy nimbus]

dude shut up just say its a joke

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-jjba-jojo-bizarre-adventure-stairs-flunged-gif-6594122523833051139

[glossy nimbus]

jesus

lmfao

[sterile stone]

He can’t help but bury himself alive

Just hope to god Hank don’t come in here

[hexed igloo]

Yeah can we go back to talking about femboys or something

[hard nexus]

piss man??

[sterile stone]

Or hear me out

No

[glossy nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1475424932262580337/caption-1.gif

[hexed igloo]

Hank I promise you on my mother's eyes I'm just joshin around

[sterile stone]

It’s too late

[hexed igloo]

They don't really they just kinda exist as birds do

[deft badge]

Hm

[sterile stone]

You’re already being shipped to Antigua

[deft badge]

To get up and play darktide or not to

[glossy nimbus]

He'll get it he know's you're dumb as fuck ❤️

[hexed igloo]

Pot calling the kettle black here guys

[glossy nimbus]

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I am a guy

[rigid hound]

@south prism

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2048797028432413100

Emma 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Emmafromtwt)

I love this clip because you won’t believe what song is playing on the radio

Quoting DFWStormChasers (@DFWStormChasing)
︀
Y'all ever seen an entire Subway on the interstate?

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[sterile stone]

@spare talon hey look

A video about that soon to be sink hole of your part of Texas

[shadow spruce]

Is that undertale

[median steeple]

no

[shadow spruce]

I swear I’ve heard that melody before

[obsidian prairie]

Deltarune

[shadow spruce]

Close enough

[tranquil bone]

This can't possibly be real

He's in the left lane and passing people at 65 in texas

[obsidian prairie]

70

[sterile stone]

The unbelievable part is no one is shooting at someone else for cutting them off

[spare talon]

i was watching it because of what argus said then i noticed the radio like a sleeper agent

i didnt even read the tweet

[median steeple]

lol

[sterile stone]

Yall got clear skies out there?

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/Z01Tsgwe2dQ?si=9nAG1gmcaA2vzbzG&t=30

[spare talon]

about to rain again

[sterile stone]

Again wtf

[spare talon]

drive home was grey as shit

[sterile stone]

Skies here are starting to darken

[deft badge]

Tube head is from Texas?

[spare talon]

freak you

[sterile stone]

Okri isn’t far from Cole I believe

[spare talon]

i think i moved further away

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-bounce-bouncing-jump-gif-27487642

jeviling so hard rn

[obsidian prairie]

Walk up there and steal one of the 80000 dollar cars or smth

[sterile stone]

Nvm then

[obsidian prairie]

Probably won't notice

[sterile stone]

Dallas is a shit hole

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jevil-deltarune-spin-spinning-revolving-gif-8580457429097453899

[spare talon]

ive still not played anything beyond the 2nd chapter so any time i hear anything from deltarune, instead of being reminded of the game, im reminded of siivagunner

[sterile stone]

Fuck that place in particular

[deft badge]

I still know nothing about undertale Deltarune and I think that's probably a good thing

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4qMxJJAszg&t=202s

[sterile stone]

Dallas has this constant smell of piss and motor oil everywhere you go

[glossy nimbus]

https://youtu.be/QZ8A63GHLvY

[obsidian prairie]

Its like persona but without half the game and also the personas

[spare talon]

ok i remember this one its dope

[deft badge]

I know nothing about persona either

Except 5 was very popular a few years ago

[glossy nimbus]

theres no background music btw

[deft badge]

And someone ik called a weird highschool dating sim

[obsidian prairie]

Its like Jjba but less over the top and also mental health and highschoolers

[glossy nimbus]

This is all recreated with that one clip

[median steeple]

the freedom motif is actually a cognitohazard

[deft badge]

I only watched jjba 1 and 2

[sterile stone]

Cole about to autistically give you the entire timeline of persona

[spare talon]

do you want to activate my autism or do you want me to leave it at "half life sim half jrpg dungeon game"

[median steeple]

I just finished part 5 for the 2nd time today

[sterile stone]

I CALLED IT

[deft badge]

If you explain it to me it won't like, stick

[spare talon]

hey im asking for permission

[deft badge]

You can be autistic about it if it makes you happy

[jagged cradle]

please don’t

[glossy nimbus]

what game you speak of

[obsidian prairie]

HERE WE GO

[deft badge]

But I'll probably nod and go "uh huh that's so cool babe"

[spare talon]

persona

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/secco-jojo-golden-wind-jjba-gif-27433439

[glossy nimbus]

same thing

[median steeple]

love this guy

fucking freak dog person

[sterile stone]

Bro was waiting for this moment for ages

[spare talon]

theres no point if who im talking to doesnt care

[glossy nimbus]

thats oasis im p sure

[deft badge]

I'm glad you understand that

[glossy nimbus]

forgot the users name

[spare talon]

it will just be walls of text with no purpose

[median steeple]

sanctuary is the stand

ummm

[glossy nimbus]

im dying inside.

[spare talon]

i say walls of text but it can be summarized pretty quickly

[deft badge]

Some people like walls of text with no purpose

[median steeple]

Sanc/oasis same thing

Secco

chud dog guy

[glossy nimbus]

ok

secco

[spare talon]

why

[obsidian prairie]

Walls of text with no purpose written about self defined meaning
Peak irony

[glossy nimbus]

I used to text wall a lot with ppl who barely responded and it hurt a lot ngl

being reminded makes me die inside

a

[deft badge]

I genuinely hate killing people's enthusiasm for things but sometimes I straight up don't know how to respond to walls of text

[obsidian prairie]

Use the snake method

[deft badge]

Like persona for example, if I was interested I'd know. It was mega popular in my lifetime

[sterile stone]

Pouring your feelings out via text only to get

K

As a response

[obsidian prairie]

"Had a pretty good day today"
"Good day?"
"Yeah I went out to a nice resturaunt"
"Nice resturaunt?"

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-skull-kms-gif-1200559089239851574

[median steeple]

wait holy shit htey did a black knife version

[sterile stone]

Bruh if you get hit with them back to back one word responses

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah theres one for like every main theme

[sterile stone]

Just drop the convo

[median steeple]

black knife is so different from every other theme I love it

[obsidian prairie]

Lietmotif soup

[glossy nimbus]

dies

i want rum

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/susie-deltarune-soul-fight-roaring-gif-2456236971357595733

[obsidian prairie]

I got them on my second try in alt path

[carmine lance]

honestly real, I usually am just upfront that I don't know how to respond or prompt for more, but I do enjoy getting to see them be so passionate about something

[median steeple]

took me 2 hours with no mantle

pre nerf so I had to deal with big ass hitboxes and Susie had 1 hp left at the end

heart attack

[spare talon]

i mean yknow how expedition 33 just blew up right
id consider it like that
where a game that has very old school bones shakes it up with something new, and has a baller story on top

[deft badge]

Painfully aware

[glossy nimbus]

what do you do in E33

[obsidian prairie]

Oh right you're a freak

[deft badge]

I still have no idea what that game is about either tbf

[spare talon]

be french

[median steeple]

the fucking sword route gives me bad vibes idk

also because ERAM can suck a dick