zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

Idk how yall get that many hours in smth like I religiously played r6siege for 3 years and only hit like 500hr

only have 301 games
My brother in christ (I get it tho)

[spring storm]

sounds like it wasnt religious at all

[hexed igloo]

Unlimited games but no games

[hexed igloo]

I spent like every bit of free time I had playing it

Some people have jobs yk

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-jumpscare-atal-gif-10963426795696529755

[spring storm]

300 hours is 12 days, in 3 years thats under 2 hours a week

[sharp willow]

Could be worse honestly.

I got 377 games, but 2k hours on Fallout 4, Payday 2 and TF2... Not combined, individually

[hexed igloo]

I mean firstly I said 500, secondly my sense of time is completely fucked so honestly could've been 1 year lmao

[zinc crest]

Radial

[sterile stone]

Me deciding it was a good idea to boot up rust to play an enjoyable game

[hexed igloo]

Rust and enjoyable in the same sentence?

Go explode

[sterile stone]

Get ganked by some group of dudes with 6k hours each

[hexed igloo]

Only 6k, you got lucky

[sterile stone]

I stay out of Asian servers

[zinc talon]

now do me

[sterile stone]

I’ve seen the 30 man Chinese zergs

[hexed igloo]

I stay out of rust

[hexed igloo]

That's just what happens when you go to china

[zinc talon]

see what you guys want

is

www.steamtime.info

[sterile stone]

3 years later and I clocked in at like 1.6k hours

[sharp willow]

Reminds me of the one time someone said "Comfort Game" and "Marvel Rivals" in the same sentence.

Who tf has a competitive hero shooter as their comfort game

[zinc talon]

oh fuck's sake

https://steamtime.info/

[hexed igloo]

My comfort game is minecraft

[spring storm]

how mnay coametics do you buy

[sterile stone]

Sometimes a lil seal clubbing is enjoyable

Beating down on the less fortunate until someone turns you into the less fortunate

[zinc talon]

yes

[zinc talon]

I'm sure I have 90% of em

[hexed igloo]

335 days/year seems fucked lmao that can't be right

[zinc talon]

I always forget where to find my steam id

[hexed igloo]

Custom url should work its in profile options

[zinc talon]

ty

[sharp willow]

As stated before, mine is Fallout 4.

And, yes i do mod the living shit out of it... But i do try to keep the core of what makes the game.... Fallout 4

I don't like those modlists that turn the game into discount Stalker or try to make the game "Fallout New Vegas- Remastered edition"

[hexed igloo]

I mod minecraft to a degree

Mostly just qol

[zinc talon]

it's right under your name in account details, I swear it was moved

[sterile stone]

Playing unmodded fallout just feels wrong ngl

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes I'll dig up some pack to play but not for very long

[hexed igloo]

Unmodded bethesda in general

[sterile stone]

On Jah tho

Someone turned Skyrim into a soulslike

[zinc talon]

almost in the top 5000, worldwide

[hexed igloo]

Damn 18 years ago unc as fuck

[zinc talon]

I dunno how to feel about that

[hexed igloo]

My acc is 8 years old lmao

[zinc talon]

ha a friend of mine takes it as a point of personal pride his steam account # is in the 4 digits

[spring storm]

thats crazy, i kneel

[hexed igloo]

I could legally have sex with your steam account bro that's fucked uo

[zinc talon]

yeah my guitar's now legally old enough to drink

bought it in 2004

[hexed igloo]

Knify should draw ur steam acc pregnant

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[hexed igloo]

You uhhhhhh 1994?

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-2219767560804888314

[hexed igloo]

Wild guess

[zinc talon]

oh my bday? lol 1983

I am the answer to life, the universe, and everything

at 42

[sterile stone]

I don’t exist I guess?

What

[zinc talon]

go to your account details, the code is right under your username top left

[sharp willow]

My steam is glitched, lol

It shows i'm level 0

[zinc talon]

heh somebody did the math on the one year anniversary of darktide's release

and the math turned out to something like, my steam account registered I had darktide up 14 hours a day

if even at just hte title menu cuz I left it idl

[hexed igloo]

Damn 80s

[zinc talon]

(it was the first year I retired)

[hexed igloo]

You're retired at 42?

Damn

[zinc talon]

very lucky in that respect

[hexed igloo]

Wait actually?

[zinc talon]

and not like, threadbare living with the family retired I shoiuld point out

[hexed igloo]

What the fuck you've won

[spring storm]

retired and play darktide all day would be my roth goals lmao

[zinc talon]

I have

[hexed igloo]

Can't even make fun of you for being unc tbh

[zinc talon]

ha

[hexed igloo]

Can u adopt me boss

[zinc talon]

the way I put it is I'm not old enough to be your father, but I'm old enough to be your daddy

[hexed igloo]

No but like you are old enough to be my father

Lmao

[sterile stone]

And here I am wanting to retire in Monaco in a penthouse

[zinc talon]

actually, prolly yeah nowadays

[hexed igloo]

I'm 24 so yeah

[zinc talon]

it's simple just be rich, it's just one thing why do people make it so complicated

[hexed igloo]

Damn you

[sterile stone]

There’s a guy who use to pop in here

He retired in his early 20s

Got lucky off bitcoin

[hexed igloo]

I think we should beat him to death with hammers

[zinc talon]

sure hope it lasted

the gambling types don't always stay retired forever

[hexed igloo]

Why didn't I buy bitcoin when I was 9 fuck my chud life

[zinc talon]

my shit can't be taken away from me cuz of the way I have everything tied up

but I live like a mostly normal person, no extravagance besides some funni car purchases

[hexed igloo]

You have a company or just like a bunch of stocks n shit

[zinc talon]

both

[hexed igloo]

Damn bro balling out

[zinc talon]

when I say retired I mean I just don't work for anyone else anymore

I have a property management company with a condo I let out, some other things, plus investments

[hexed igloo]

You the mf that rolls up to the office wearing sneakers huh

[zinc talon]

thinking about getting into house renovations and flipping

[zinc talon]

heh sport coat and graphic T, yeah

[hexed igloo]

That's fucked lmao please pick one or the other

[zinc talon]

ikr it's one of those things that pisses off everybody t hat looks no matter the generation

[frozen kernel]

Nah he’s rocking the Green Day fit

Let him cook

[hexed igloo]

Sweatpants, work boots, anime t-shirt, $400 sport coat

The worst possible fit

[zinc talon]

football helmet, inexplicably

[sharp willow]

What's the overlap with playing Ogryn and being a Millennial?

[hexed igloo]

Add a rolly why not

[zinc talon]

I don't wear my showy watches, that's my dad's purview

sittin at the pool in a breitling, like ....why

[hexed igloo]

Valid tbh I can barely tolerate a watch

[zinc talon]

same honestly, I hardly wear em

usually only to meetings to show I remember how to actually adult

[hexed igloo]

I have bracelets that pretty much are fused with me and a watch makes them all uncomfortable n shit

[zinc talon]

it's been nice the last couple years, my front door has a pinpad so I don't need house keys and the m3 has a remote fob, and google wallet acts like any card you have so I hardly need a wallet or anything anymore

[hexed igloo]

M3 vruh

[zinc talon]

just grab the phone and the car key and you're off

heh like I said, funni car purchases

[hexed igloo]

It's not fair it should've been me

[hexed igloo]

Daym

Not a car guy in the slightest but daym

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19496481

[hexed igloo]

The tools rawdogged on the hood man what the fuck

[zinc talon]

I was busy replacing something inside the hood on the m3 and got lazy

or passenger door I forget

thgey're all rubberized so they oculdn't mark it up

[hexed igloo]

I feel like anyone short of a billionaire would be puttin it on a bench still lmao

You rich rich huh

[zinc talon]

I've since sold that z06, currently twiddling my thumbs on whether I want to pick up something new or yknow, find myself someone that loves me and give them the space

my toes don't freeze in the winter, no, and I have nice devices like tvs and pcs but beyond that I live on maybe a 5k a month personal salary

[hexed igloo]

It's nice to have someone waiting for you at home I think it's worth it

[zinc talon]

yeah I think the money'd be better spent on kids and travel than cocaine and superchargers

but yknow, enjoy one til you find the other I guess

[sharp willow]

istg, everytime i play with an Ogryn they are just some really chill guy who plays in the weekends and has a lot of cool stories to tell.

Met this guy once who served in the navy and he told me about the time he was stationed in Korea. It was a really interesting conversation

[hexed igloo]

Well let's not discount cocaine and supercharges so quickly

[zinc talon]

oh you'll love this

1sec

aw hell th ebox doesn't have the specs on it

lemme find the ad

haven't even unboxed it yet

five hundred forty FPS

didn't even know that was POSSIBLE

[hexed igloo]

haven't unboxed it yet

Eat shit man LMAO what the fuck I'd be sitting waiting for that shit to show up

Ily tho iain wanna dog on your success

[zinc talon]

naw man it's nice to be able to share without people feelin like I'm bragging or flexing

[hexed igloo]

Happy for you (jealous)

[zinc talon]

tone of voice over the internet and all that

I really got under my high school lifelong friends' skin showing the updates to the house as the renovations came in

[hexed igloo]

Nah you aight you earned that shit

[zinc talon]

to me it was just like, This Old House or one of those house flipper shows

to them, struggling, it did not come across that way

so there and a lot of other places I just don't talk about me

you'll get there, just make sure what you're studying for is AI proof or AI resistant

[hexed igloo]

I get that it be like that, I can say I'm not struggling enough to feel like it

[zinc talon]

or get into AI yourself however someone g oes about doing that

[sharp willow]

It's understandable why you wouldn't, but it does kind of suck you can't share it

[zinc talon]

I lived my whole life lower middle to upper lower class, $20 for a pizza and a couple beers was a hell of a friday night

[zinc talon]

heh nobody wants to hear about the guy doin GREAT but yeah sometimes

[hexed igloo]

Man it's fucked like I gotta work 40+ just to cover the bills I legit can't study lmao

[zinc talon]

I dunno how I'd do it in this current economy

if I were in your shoes

things are so stretched financally everywhere you look

[hexed igloo]

Yea like it's possible I guess but like

I'm also not like particularly driven

I don't really care about being super successful I don't have a "dream job"

[zinc talon]

welcome to the club lol

I finally got my act together and went from the guy who didn't get into any college he applied for out of college to the first in my family to get a doctorate

[sharp willow]

I'm kind of fucked in that department, if i'm being honest. But i'm still trying to get my foot in the industry i wanna work with, it's just been rough with generative ai taking most of the beginner jobs

[zinc talon]

but it took seven years plus prereqs and I was livin on $300 a week plus rent that whole time

[hexed igloo]

Man I'm living on 200+rent rn lmao

[zinc talon]

yeah I wonder just how long that transition is gonna be and what things are ghonna look like when the dust settles

cuz I'm sure a ton of industries would happily swap to ai and lay off the human workforce if only they knew how to get AI to do what they want it to do

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely if I didn't have my gf who also works I'd be fucked

[zinc talon]

and that takes time, so it'll be a slow roll of replacement

[hexed igloo]

Tbh I think it's only a matter of time

[zinc talon]

post covid that is ROUGH, I feel for ya

hope you like peanut butter lol

[hexed igloo]

The only fuckin stable jobs atp is retail and hard labor

[zinc talon]

uber/ubereats used to be a handy way to pick up some extra hours so to speak

but even that's so stretched now it's basically full time work or not at all

[hexed igloo]

I don't got car kekw

[zinc talon]

well to your point about jobs available

[hexed igloo]

Bro my boss the other week was like "you should buy a car" brother you write my payslips

[zinc talon]

everywhere in the US needs plumbers, electricians and the like

and those are still a master/journeyman/novice industry

you take on with someone who's already above you and they show you how to do the things

[hexed igloo]

Here in nz the trades are about as in demand as usual but everyones going into the trades cos it's fuckin impossible to get any other jobs

[zinc talon]

and electricians can easily earn 80-150, same with other manual but professional tier work

oh new zealand, oof I got nothing haha

[hexed igloo]

It's fucked all round bruh lmao

[zinc talon]

are people having to go to the death continent to find livable jobs in a big way?

[hexed igloo]

For anything white-collar and retail we compete with everyone overseas trying to immigrate, and for blue collar we compete with all of the other locals

[zinc talon]

I can imagine packing up and moving to melbourne or something is still a huge decision and takes you away from where you grew up

[hexed igloo]

Yeah fucktons of kiwis are moving to aus

It's not much better over there but still better

[zinc talon]

does nz have a very big/present indigenous population

[hexed igloo]

Oh I don't give a shit about that tbh but my gf does and I don't plan on finding anyone else if you get what I mean

[zinc talon]

my brudder by choice was born in alice springs of all fucking places and to hear the shit he'll say about the aboriginals

[hexed igloo]

Yur

[zinc talon]

good man, stick with her

I'm lucky in the sense I'm still youngish and paid, and have all my fingers and teeth

so I can still date up to a decade younger with nobody batting an eye

but man those opportunities dry up quick

so if yhou got one you care about ring that shit

[sharp willow]

Most of the jobs i've worked on were customer service... And i hate working on customer service, it's the most stressful shit ever

[hexed igloo]

Idk if I'd be saying that one out loud lmao

[zinc talon]

ha

yeah not one to share at the dinner table

[zinc talon]

my first couple jobs out of college were like, insurance and the like

so basically, customer service, but white collar so they can yell at you more

I'd rather live on a farm if I had to make the decision

[hexed igloo]

I lived and worked on a farm it fuckin sucks

[hexed igloo]

I think I'd rather do anything else

[zinc talon]

tum

[hexed igloo]

No padding smh my head

[zinc talon]

who tattood your ovaries

[glossy nimbus]

its called vagina bones.

[zinc talon]

riiiight right

I missed that question on the boards exam

[hexed igloo]

There's another term that's automodded out here

[Blank] gutters

[zinc talon]

and blank dumpsters

[sterile stone]

@gray ice word so I just found out about the intro to WONY, a good chunk of those dead “agents” we see lying around were hunters just pretending to be agents

[zinc talon]

I like that one cuz it rhymes

[zinc talon]

if wer're guessing body parts here I'm going with side view, arm up, armpit tatoos

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

Jokes aside I miss the tasteful midriff of the 2000’s

[zinc talon]

[frozen kernel]

Only 2.5 hours?

Shenanigans

[zinc talon]

Imagine falling asleep to 40k faction backstory

Its like asking for fever dreams

[sharp willow]

I got hired as a "Graphic Designer", but they ended up turning me into a glorified cashier and call center worker.

My job was basically to force a smile and print documents for old people and folks who worked in constructions, while also getting yelled at by women on the phone and my boss...

Legitimately, i would have to take bathroom breaks just to lock myself in the bathroom stall and psych myself out of shaking and panicking because people would just constantly yell at me for not doing things right at my second week there.

[zinc talon]

Actually this newly emerging 'to fall asleep to' is maybe the only place I've found ai slop to be good and worth watching

Cuz its all like, physics and philosophy stuff that you zonk out on quick

[zinc talon]

Yeah, like a whipped dog or something, terrible

Wouldn't wish those jobs on people i couldn't stand

And you're young and fresh to the workforce, so you haven't been through enough shit to know where your personal boundaries are

And your managers prey upon that

[calm salmon]

i go to sleep listening to doom 2016's ost

[hexed igloo]

I typically listen to fantasy tavern barmaid rp asmr

One time youtube autoplayed the Dancer theme from ds3 and it gave me the worst fever nightmare of my life I woke up having a panic attack

Hiroshima outline of sweat on my bed

[sharp willow]

After that i tried working at a bakery, but i started to get telltale signs that they were going to try an make me work as a cashier again, so i bailed. And ever since i've been living off commissions until i can finish my degree in animation so i can hopefully get a job at a studio and not have to deal with old women screaming at me while smiling, (because their face is uncappable of frowning after copious amounts of botox)

[void bison]

I used to fall asleep to nekrogoblikon metal music

[hexed igloo]

How do yall even sleep like that

[glossy nimbus]

I fall asleep to catgirl moaning

[hexed igloo]

Finally someone sane

Never thought I'd be glad to see you

[glossy nimbus]

Are you saying you're never glad to see me..

[hexed igloo]

Omori fan

[glossy nimbus]

When I'm the best person here..

[glossy nimbus]

anime pfp

ur going to hell when u die

[hexed igloo]

Erm ackshually

Anime-theme art of a character that doesn't exist

[void bison]

anime oc?

[obsidian prairie]

Wdym doesn't exist it has art it exists

[hexed igloo]

No lmao ripped from somewhere

If you must know its the cover art for one of my favorite songs

[obsidian prairie]

He cannot be getting this heated over steaks

[hexed igloo]

Iunno steak can be pretty damn good

[obsidian prairie]

He cannot be getting this heated over grilling a steak

[void bison]

Dean can do whatever the BEAST wants

[stuck thicket]

lei heng would fit here perfectly actually

or matthias

[ashen quartz]

getting ya grill on feels good asf

[obsidian prairie]

I think thats the brain worm talking friend

[sharp willow]

Whole company was a mess. A whole lot of bullying

It was just 6 employees, but they can't ever keep 2 people for more than a month...

That should've been a red flag

[hexed igloo]

Ong bro

The smoke hits different, esp if you got a beer

[obsidian prairie]

I just pan fry

[hexed igloo]

You would huh

[obsidian prairie]

A grill is way too much of an investment for just searing stuff

[hexed igloo]

Young hoes cook everything on high

[obsidian prairie]

I do my steaks at 225

[ashen quartz]

i just like cooking food for my friends

[hexed igloo]

Idk what that means I live in a real country

[obsidian prairie]

Uhhhhh

Idk

Hold on

[hexed igloo]

Like 150ish?

[obsidian prairie]

107

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah I was way off lmao

I can't do f to c

[obsidian prairie]

I can't do either way

[hexed igloo]

Best I can do is say 90 is a hot ass day

And 90 is like 35

Something around there

[obsidian prairie]

100 is very hot 0 is very cold

[hexed igloo]

Anything else I have no fucking clue lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Fahrenheit is very good for like

Just living

[hexed igloo]

I think c is better because 100 is boiling and 0 is frozen

[obsidian prairie]

If you want to do anything close to real science C or K is the play though

[obsidian prairie]

At sea level

[hexed igloo]

Its fucked up that your body is like 97° when 100 is boiling

[obsidian prairie]

Wrong units

[hexed igloo]

Doesn't make any sense

[obsidian prairie]

Your body is 97 F

Not c

[hexed igloo]

I'm well aware that was the joke lmao

[sharp willow]

You guys are the people who decided measuring things in foot sizes was a good idea...

I don't trust farenheit... Freaky ass measurement

[hexed igloo]

Are u autistic by chance

[obsidian prairie]

The second comment made it seem not one

And maybe

No idea

[hexed igloo]

plays darktide
is on discord

Almost 100% bucko

[obsidian prairie]

Yeeaaahhhhh

[hexed igloo]

Random pokemon on trans flag pfp yeah its 110%

[obsidian prairie]

But have you ever met anyone who was not straight/cis and also not neurodivergent in some way

Its not exactly a hard guess

[upbeat nymph]

Wouldn't know, I don't go outside

[obsidian prairie]

Reminder that I have never played a Pokémon game

[hexed igloo]

I tried but tbh bad games

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah they look kinda boring i could do better for turn based

[hexed igloo]

Turnslop

Ohghhhhh it's my turn I'm turninnngggg

[obsidian prairie]

Press Turn is a system granted to humanity directly from heaven

[hexed igloo]

Turncel

[upbeat nymph]

"Turnslop" they say, in a Warhammer 40k server

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-ork-railgun-let-me-shoot-my-railgun-gif-9874737770595198769

[hexed igloo]

Sorry I only play darktide

[obsidian prairie]

Darktide is also turnslop

Bulwarks exist

[hexed igloo]

I'm not autistic enough to play 40k

[sharp willow]

Now that you've mentioned it... Yeah, there is an overlap with being neurodivergent and queer

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah a very very small one

Quite miniscule

[hexed igloo]

Idk about a small one venn is a circle

Shit did I just do the autistic thing

[obsidian prairie]

Not entirely

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

Fuckkkkkkk

It's so over

[upbeat nymph]

I imagine it being one circle inside another bigger circle

[obsidian prairie]

But that was also particularly ass sarcasm on my part

[hexed igloo]

I'm usually good for it

I usually got like a 3 meter thick mask

[obsidian prairie]

You're catching the woke mind virus

Its eating your brain

[hexed igloo]

Uuughhhh I'm woking up

[glossy nimbus]

woke?

[obsidian prairie]

Gods the fact people think thats real

[glossy nimbus]

whats real

rainbow dash?

:D

[obsidian prairie]

Idk you tell me

[hexed igloo]

It's wack that being normal and generally polite is considered woke

[obsidian prairie]

WE LOVE THE AMERICAN MEDIAN VOTER

[hexed igloo]

My genuine reaction to a friend telling me they're trans was a solid "okay?"

Like man I knew already

[obsidian prairie]

Does having some amount of autism just give you a soul piercing gaze

[hexed igloo]

I got a gaydar you wouldn't believe I can clock your shit a mile away

[exotic plaza]

gay

[stuck thicket]

i need to make a sisyphus prime ogryn

[hexed igloo]

Only partially

[obsidian prairie]

I think its just certain bits of the tism

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-ultrakill-sisyphus-prime-you-cant-escape-gif-27711785

[sharp willow]

Usually people with autistic traits have a harder time making eye contact from what i've remembered

[obsidian prairie]

Lets you peer into people's soul

[glossy nimbus]

i think making eye contact actually allows me to speak clearer without stuttering

[stuck thicket]

no thats like the exact opposite

[hexed igloo]

I peered into your mom's pants last night

[glossy nimbus]

though making eye contact feels weird

prolly cuz I dont do it a lot

[stuck thicket]

i hate like

speaking to people

i always look at the floor

[obsidian prairie]

No like not literally
Like actually piercing the veil of one's soul and glimpsing beneath

[glossy nimbus]

Like I'm looking at there eyes

[hexed igloo]

You either have the 0 eye contact autism or the gripping soul piercing stare eye contact autism and no inbetween

[glossy nimbus]

looking at their eyes

[swift hearth]

don't worry

it's a flex, but the psychopaths will detect you are becoming aware

[stuck thicket]

ah. yeah that can also be the case

[sharp willow]

I legit can't, especially when i'm nervous...

I start to look at the person's facial expressions and get worried they might judge me from what i'm saying

[glossy nimbus]

I'm not looking at the person

I'm looking at the organ

the eyes look cool

[obsidian prairie]

I can attempt eye contact

[hexed igloo]

I tend to observe the person instead of just looking at them whatever that means best I can verbalize it

[swift hearth]

eye contact is reserved for people you like

or pretend to like

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I can understand that

Actual requirement for living

[upbeat nymph]

I tend to only give eye contact if it looks like the other person is comfortable with me giving them eye contact

[swift hearth]

eye contact is no different then mentioning someone's name to them

there is magic in such things (convincing them they matter)

[sharp willow]

To be quite honest, that's the story of my life...

I'm always wondering and overthinking what people's reactions will be to what i'm saying

[obsidian prairie]

I hate being a demon this shit sucks

Especially cause I used to have a common ass name

[golden pulsar]

New to the discord so sorry if there is a channel for this already. But what is the best place to find zealot builds?

[exotic plaza]

John

[obsidian prairie]

Guide in pins here or the one in vet chat

[sharp willow]

Usually, here... But the amount of variation on builds is so little that people tend to just go off topic often here.

If you do have some questions about certain skills or combinations, people tend to reply though

[obsidian prairie]

Or they make bombs

[swift hearth]

bleed on crit and shotgun with burn pellets still good

[stuck thicket]

yeah this is too complicated

[golden pulsar]

thanks. Im a returnig player just unlocked havoc and im level 30. didnt know where to go to find out whats good now

[upbeat nymph]

This particular channel is usually treated as off-topic. The next best place is #gameplay-help.

[obsidian prairie]

I indirectly knew a mf who lived on SUGARBERRY LANE and he got a bomb squad called on his house for improvised explosives

[swift hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-hedgehog-magic-wand-lexar-gif-12703865305200278233

[obsidian prairie]

No

No it isn't

Especially not on zealot

[swift hearth]

well of course it sucks on havoc silly

on havoc you use the most vanilla big tap builds

[obsidian prairie]

I don't play havoc

Thats just Not a Good Build

[glossy nimbus]

play havoc :(

[swift hearth]

you could just be me

hammer and infantry autogun

boringness

[golden pulsar]

would it be fine if i sent my build in here or should i go to gameplay help for it?

[glossy nimbus]

all good here yea

go nuts

[obsidian prairie]

Either

[upbeat nymph]

We wouldn't mind

[obsidian prairie]

Vet chat also works cause Path is there rn

[golden pulsar]

path?

[obsidian prairie]

Guide creator

[golden pulsar]

ah ok

[obsidian prairie]

He Knows Things

[sharp willow]

Biggest reason i don't play Havoc is because i feel the pressure of having to perform well constantly, instead of just having dumb fun

[obsidian prairie]

Biggest reason I don't play havoc is cause I don't play darktide

[sharp willow]

Also, the gamemode gets really unfair after a while, lol

[hexed igloo]

I don't play havoc bc I can't even get a team in damn

[sharp willow]

I avoid damnation, mainly because there is a lot of quitters there

[obsidian prairie]

The Oceania (forgor the abbreviation) server eternal torture

[hexed igloo]

Oce

Yeah

[golden pulsar]

i dont think im allowed to post pics in this channel

[hexed igloo]

I might get a team in damn once in a blue moon if I'm playing at like 6pm

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/stand-proud-gray-role-discord-role-discord-sukuna-gif-1277038297264023502

Once you get red

[obsidian prairie]

You just don't have perms

[sharp willow]

Just interact enough until you get the convict role, it doesn't take too long

[obsidian prairie]

Make your build on Gameslantern or yap enough to get perms

[hexed igloo]

You don't even have to yap about darktide it can be femboys

[golden pulsar]

lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Or like

[sharp willow]

I thought it was a reddish orange

[obsidian prairie]

Literally anything else

[hexed igloo]

Where's the fun in that

[hexed igloo]

Are u colorblind

Sorry u gotta find out this way cro

[obsidian prairie]

It is a orange ish red

[sharp willow]

No? lol

[hexed igloo]

No let me gaslight him tf

[obsidian prairie]

Like iron oxide

[hexed igloo]

Cmon them

[obsidian prairie]

Shit

Mb

[golden pulsar]

damn

[ivory canyon]

U prolly are u just dont know it

Inam colourblind btw

[hexed igloo]

I could be colorblind and it's actually fucking green and everyone's been lying to me

[obsidian prairie]

Men are doomed to be colorblind

[hexed igloo]

Also bald

[sharp willow]

I think someone would have noticed it by now, especially since i work in the art industry.

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2034512197242532062

HYPEX (@HYPEX)

THE FORTNITE V-BUCKS CHANGE IS NOW LIVE

• $8.99: 1,000 → 800
• $22.99: 2,800 → 2,400
• $36.99: 5,000 → 4,500
• $89.99: 13,500 → 12,500

X · Mar 19, 2026, 6:08 AM

[hexed igloo]

Google fortnite inflation to learn more

[ivory canyon]

Im still convincing myself its some kind of evolutionary advantage😂

[signal spoke]

You know what spend money on a slight less worse currency? Come to Darktide

[ivory canyon]

DT currency is straight robbery

[signal spoke]

Why did I found Fortnite furry inflation when I searched up

[glossy nimbus]

Sweet jesus.

[hexed igloo]

I'm never buying aquilas

[signal spoke]

But you will be buying classes

[hexed igloo]

I think you did it wrong

[obsidian prairie]

Idk I think thats a minor improvement over the proposed option

[hexed igloo]

Imo it's valid because it's like 10 dollars for new game play, the free cosmetics are good enough for me to not really want to buy the premium shit

[sharp willow]

I'm only buying them again if they add new cosmetics to arbites... So safe to say, i won't give a single cent to Tencent anymore

[obsidian prairie]

I own 2 premium cosmetics in darktide

The psyker feather hat

[ivory canyon]

T-Tencent?

[hexed igloo]

That's valid it's a feather hat

[obsidian prairie]

And the pointy ogryn helmet

[ivory canyon]

Darktide aint tencent is it?

[signal spoke]

I am a whale and must consume anything that looks good to me

[golden pulsar]

this is what im based off of. i found the original build i did. https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ede2ba5-850b-41d0-9325-4f42cddf9836/spicys-meta-havoc-40-zealot#weapons

[signal spoke]

Fatshark itself

[golden pulsar]

i did this exact setup

[signal spoke]

Not the game

[hexed igloo]

It sure is worth ten cents

[golden pulsar]

just a few monht earlier

[ivory canyon]

Oh my god what have i done

I gave them my money😩

[signal spoke]

Shit looking like horror title screen

[obsidian prairie]

This is in general pretty good

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it's fine book is cringe though

[obsidian prairie]

I'd drop the crit share node from Piety and the subnode from Chorus to take Punish Impiety and Enemies Within Enemies Without

[hexed igloo]

If you run book I would've taken your lunch money in school

[golden pulsar]

i just got back inot it ok... it was meta when i first started

[obsidian prairie]

You see thats the funny part

[hexed igloo]

No I just give shit it's fine

[obsidian prairie]

It wasn't

[hexed igloo]

I just don't like book I did the penance for it and haven't touched it aincec

Why would I read when I can just shout smth abt the emperor

[obsidian prairie]

It isn't even a book

[hexed igloo]

The icon is a book

[golden pulsar]

im not seeing the crit node

[obsidian prairie]

That icon is so misrepresentative

[hexed igloo]

And reading is for little twinks that sit there reading their bl

[obsidian prairie]

Infectious Zeal

[hexed igloo]

Sipping green tea

[obsidian prairie]

Had to remember what its called

[obsidian prairie]

Excuse me i read actual paper books

[hexed igloo]

Paper books about bl

[obsidian prairie]

I mean

Technically

[hexed igloo]

I bet you drink milk tea when ur reading it too

[obsidian prairie]

If you really want to stretch it Don Quixote is pretty gay

[hexed igloo]

Hardly a stretch it's a book of course it's gay

[golden pulsar]

why so much hate for book?

[signal spoke]

Because is boring

[golden pulsar]

ah

[signal spoke]

It interrupts your gameplay

[obsidian prairie]

As long as you ignore that both Sancho and Don Quixote have either a wife or a lady and ride purely on the fact that Sancho calls don "the master of my soul"

[hexed igloo]

There's no tits in a book what am I supposed to look at

[obsidian prairie]

Then yeah its pretty gay

[sharp willow]

Disney is stuck on a loop between making an animated movie based on someone's experience hitting puberty, and re-releasing old titles to leech off nostalgia.

Son... ✌️ 😭

[hexed igloo]

That's the gayest thing I've ever heard

[signal spoke]

Son... It only gets worse

[hexed igloo]

That's gayer than them just having sex tbh

[obsidian prairie]

Idk i think you're just looking in the wrong place

[signal spoke]

The fuck is Sister Act

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah kinda

[hexed igloo]

I can assure you I'm not this is my manga library

[obsidian prairie]

No for paper books

[hexed igloo]

That requires buying them

[obsidian prairie]

I was going to ask if you had a library but then I Thought

[hexed igloo]

No but rs I like isaac asimov n shit like that

[sharp willow]

"Waiter Waiter. Another coming of age Pixar movie!" 🥀

[hexed igloo]

I don't generally read actual books because I'm lazy and cbf going to the library n shit

I just chew up 100+ chapters of manga a day when I'm at work

[obsidian prairie]

I've got a good library close enough

[hexed igloo]

We have a decent library n all I'm just too lazy to go

[obsidian prairie]

Thats fair

[hexed igloo]

If I rly want to read something I'll dig up a pdf or smth on my phone

Damn this book bright as hell

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cigarette-soup-gif-25719502

[obsidian prairie]

I just like the feeling of paper books

[void bison]

they're cooking

[hexed igloo]

Respectable

[obsidian prairie]

And pdfs are eye torture

[golden pulsar]

is the dueling sword still good? ik it was best at one point then got nerfed.

[hexed igloo]

It's dueling sword

Could be nerfed more

[obsidian prairie]

It got "nerfed"

[golden pulsar]

haha

[obsidian prairie]

Its not really useful on zealot though

[hexed igloo]

Zealot just has better options yeah

[obsidian prairie]

Having a melee with zero horde clear on the pure melee class blows

[hexed igloo]

On anyone else it shreds tho

[obsidian prairie]

And you can get comparable single target results on Relic Blade while also having more than 3 cleave

[hexed igloo]

Tbh I think knife has better cc

[obsidian prairie]

It does

[hexed igloo]

Ds lights do fucking nothing

[sharp willow]

I realized after a while that i have a pattern of getting bored of books that are written in a third person perspective, and getting invested in books written in a first person perspective.

First one just seems like i'm a observer who has no stakes in the story, while the second one makes me feel like i'm in there with the person who is witnessing all of these things

[ivory canyon]

Mmmmmh

[sharp willow]

I can't explain it

[obsidian prairie]

You just explained it

[hexed igloo]

Congert you've found a genre you like

[glossy nimbus]

do you think IJ needs a buff

[hexed igloo]

I like fucking romcom slop manga and then extremely detailed long winded sci-fi novels

[sharp willow]

It's not necessarily a genre, just a writing style, no?

[obsidian prairie]

People really do love explaining a thing and then saying they can't explain it after giving their audience a complete understanding of the subject at hand

[ivory canyon]

I wanna read dune next

[sharp willow]

...Touché

[obsidian prairie]

Just read the first one unless you really like it

[ivory canyon]

Idk if ill like it yet

[obsidian prairie]

The only thing the author loved more than Allah was cocaine, and not in the good way

[ivory canyon]

I mean

Cocaine is overrated

Shit wont even do anything

U just get kinda energized and super confident

[hexed igloo]

Have you tried it? Definitely does things

[ivory canyon]

I have tried most drugs beside lsd

[void bison]

have you taken ibuprofen

[sharp willow]

Dune is a lot about metaphors, if you're like me who takes things too literally until someone explains it to them... You'll get bored fast

[glossy nimbus]

dis bad right

[hexed igloo]

You be profen? Damn

[ivory canyon]

Hmmm

[heady rapids]

im playing cobbleverse with like some settings changed and a couple mods on top

[void bison]

I always imagine dune as political power plays and psychedelic omniscient guy

[ivory canyon]

Doesnnt sound bad

[void bison]

I got halfway through the book and should start over

[hexed igloo]

Dune seems not interesting to md

[obsidian prairie]

Its very dry

[hexed igloo]

Iunno sandworm and drugs meh

[obsidian prairie]

Har har

[ivory canyon]

I do like the concept

[hexed igloo]

Go explode

[void bison]

i like spice melange it's neat

[ivory canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/daftpunk-daft-punk-explosion-epilogue-gif-20482285

[void bison]

and the navigators

[obsidian prairie]

Fun fact

[hexed igloo]

It's not gonna be fun

[obsidian prairie]

40k navigators are ripped straight off of dune

Like half their other stuff

[void bison]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

Alright fact at best I think

[void bison]

dune has a god emperor

afaik

[hexed igloo]

Next you're gonna tell me it's got mankind

[void bison]

they have a crusade against machines too

[ivory canyon]

It even has wormankind

[obsidian prairie]

No they've got theyevil

[hexed igloo]

Fuckkkkkkk

[sharp willow]

It's weird, i like the methaphors and themes the book brings, but i had a really hard time getting invested the first time because i felt there was just a bunch of random names and terms that were just thrown at me with very little to no explanation on what they mean in the first few chapters

So i got lost real fast, lol

[ivory canyon]

I see

[hexed igloo]

Real shit just give me like 3-4 names to follow at any given time

[ivory canyon]

That might confuse me too

[void bison]

there's a bunch of terms that exist in the world that my copy has a glossary of and also a lot of political terms used

[hexed igloo]

I don't want to track 30 people simultaneously

[obsidian prairie]

Go read wuxia

NOW

[hexed igloo]

No

[ivory canyon]

No

[hexed igloo]

I refuse to read anything korean or chinese

[obsidian prairie]

Dream of a Red Chamber is on my list

[hexed igloo]

Chinese is always impossible to keep track of and for some reason korean always loops back to cucking

[ivory canyon]

Wtf

[hexed igloo]

Why do they go so feral for love triangles

[obsidian prairie]

We also go feral for love triangles

[ivory canyon]

Women

[obsidian prairie]

Have you read the hunger games

[glossy nimbus]

none can escape cuckhold samsara

[ivory canyon]

😩

[hexed igloo]

If you read any romance manhwa I fucking guarantee you it's love triangle with strong cuck vibes

[void bison]

i need to read neuromancer

[frosty herald]

@heady rapids AT arkveld A rank is 22 minutes

[ivory canyon]

Yeah i dont get all that cuck stuff

Its confusing

[obsidian prairie]

What

Evil

Vile

Perfidious

[hexed igloo]

Pisses me off if I'm reading a manga and they drop in a second love interest I'm out instantly

I'm gone

[ivory canyon]

Like cant u people have a healthy relationship or smth?

[sharp willow]

If i had to guess, prolly because the culture there tends to lean often on men just being complete jerks. So people often fantasize about leaving their abusive relationship for an ideal man...

Or something like that

[hexed igloo]

No but it's always a girl torn between 2 hunks and leading them both on

[golden pulsar]

monster hunter wilds lmao

[ivory canyon]

Those poor innocent Hunks

[hexed igloo]

Like it's written by a guy

Like is he self-inserting as the cute girl getting dragged by a tall muscular man from each arm?

Tf

[ivory canyon]

It would be a cool plottwist if the hunks got together in the end

And cuck the woman together

[hexed igloo]

You could just read bl

Oddly enough the love triangle dynamic is completely absent from Korean bl

[sharp willow]

Romance written by a guy: Love triangle between the main protag goofball and the edgelord lancer

Romance written by a woman: The guys dump the girl and start making out

[frosty herald]

Its perfectly doable in a duo

[obsidian prairie]

22 minutes is just painful though

[hexed igloo]

Idk why but it never occurred to me you can do those arena quests as a team

[obsidian prairie]

Like I do not want to fight arkveld for 20 minutes

[ivory canyon]

I honestly think i could weite good romance if i just get very drunk and high and just write down all the bullshit i can think off.

[hexed igloo]

Have you felt the touch of a woman?

[obsidian prairie]

Worked for Steven King

[hexed igloo]

Or a man I don't judge

[ivory canyon]

Both

[hexed igloo]

Nah you can only write romance if you're a klhlv

[ivory canyon]

Wtf does that even mean

[hexed igloo]

Kissless hugless virgin

[frosty herald]

Me and blade are probs doing it

[ivory canyon]

Damn

Thats some exclusive work environment

[sharp willow]

Korean BL usually revolves around abusive relationships though...

Like, one of the guys clearly does NOT want to be there but gets gaslight into thinking he does

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-jjk-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-2081143640985071325

you can kill him 2-3 times in that time window

alright

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[frosty herald]

@obsidian prairie if you want to bum a free A rank just join us 2

[obsidian prairie]

Its the middle of the night

[heady rapids]

it's not

[ivory canyon]

Its 8 am

[heady rapids]

it's like 10am I just woke up

[ivory canyon]

No its 8!

[sharp willow]

It's 4 am for me

[ivory canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-wrong-oscar-the-grouch-ding-dong-gif-25943635

[frosty herald]

Not right now

[obsidian prairie]

Definitely right now

[glossy nimbus]

not the middle of the night

its 3am

dumbasses

[obsidian prairie]

I need to be out within the next hour or so or I'm going to be some subhuman sludge tomorrow

[hexed igloo]

You aren't usually?

This is non subhuman sludge?

[obsidian prairie]

Probably

Oh its also my birthday tomorrow

I'd like to be sentient for that

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald u on rn? we wanna do it rq and ill go on with my shi

[hexed igloo]

Interesting I usually do the opposite and drink a bunch

My birthday is my getting fucked up day for the year

[obsidian prairie]

Hate being fucked up on anything

Makes me paranoid I'll do something stupid

[hexed igloo]

I just stay home anyway so like

Worst case I send a picture of my balls to one of my friends

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I would paint my ceiling if I did anything like that

[hexed igloo]

Anyone i would do that to has already seen em

No biggie

[calm salmon]

happy birthday 🎉 🥳 :3

[obsidian prairie]

Waiting for the yearly status update

[hexed igloo]

I haven't done it yet that's the worst case

[frosty herald]

Im going to work in 5 minutes

[hexed igloo]

They've all seen em in person cuh

[frosty herald]

Ill be back after like 3 hours

[heady rapids]

aight

[hexed igloo]

Wolf I'm off work in 2 hours but I'm not getting on

Just wanted to tell u

[frosty herald]

I do need that arkveld A rank

So i can brag about having done all challenge quests

[heady rapids]

i have an interview in 1.5

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755963060962852874/1433429518550437938/caption-5-3.gif

[frosty herald]

Cutoff date is like april

A rank pendant is really cool

[hexed igloo]

Okay that is pretty sick

[ivory canyon]

I have to get a new pc so i can play mh

[heady rapids]

i wanted to upgrade but they kinda fixed the game so i can just play it now tbh

[ivory canyon]

I allready refundet once

I have to be sure this time

[heady rapids]

whats ur rig?

[ivory canyon]

I dont have it in my head rn

Its should be able to run it but its old and broken

So ut doesnt

I think it overheats

I think a 3060

16gigs ram and i7

[frosty herald]

You can easily play wilds now

[obsidian prairie]

I run it on a 1660

[obsidian prairie]

You can too

[frosty herald]

Adepticon is gonna be wild

[ivory canyon]

In theory yes ik but its broken i think

[glossy nimbus]

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[ivory canyon]

A lot of games are ot running well anymore that ran fine before

I dont know whats wrong with it

[rough token]

Here's another one, they're on damage control

[twin wagon]

[ivory canyon]

Hell yes i would get out

ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE A COWARD AND A TRAITOR?

[rough token]

They don't even know their own lore

We're talking Steel Legionnaires here

ORK HUNTERS

[obsidian prairie]

Ork hunters are a different regiment from armageddon

[twin wagon]

tbh I'd also get out, I don't wanna be inside a Chimera when the local Mek invents 'metal box boom rock'

[ivory canyon]

GW employees would be courtmartialed in their own universe within 5 mins

[frosty herald]

They have to reveal steel legion at adepticon

Or its a generational fumble

[obsidian prairie]

Well yeah anyone here would get shot instantly

Or realize where they are and kill themselves

[ivory canyon]

Not me ill roll onto my back submissively

And let hadron take care of me

[rough token]

They're specialized unit but still within Armageddon

[twin wagon]

Not me I'd just use my advanced psychic powers to explode instantly.

Just like in-game

[ivory canyon]

Power move

Do not elaborate further

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[hexed igloo]

I run that shit on a r5 3600

From a hard drive

Works fine

[ivory canyon]

I have no clue why its not running

I had a friend of mine look over it and he couldnt figure it out either

Said i should be able to run it no problem

[hexed igloo]

Currently not running?

Or wasn't running

[ivory canyon]

It wasnt but im pretty sure it still wont

[hexed igloo]

They've juiced the performancd

[ivory canyon]

I have the same issue with other games

[hexed igloo]

What's ur cpu/storage situation

[ivory canyon]

Wdym?

[hexed igloo]

What cpu you got

N r u running off a hard drive or ssd

[ivory canyon]

Idk rn

[hexed igloo]

Also you mentioned it overheats, do you know what overheats

[ivory canyon]

No

Not really

[hexed igloo]

Is it running rn?

[ivory canyon]

No im at work

Ill be for a few more hours

Dont worry about it tho

I pretty much decidet allready im gonna buy a new one

Im just waiting for prices to drop a little

[frosty herald]

Chat i just got rejected by my crush

https://tenor.com/view/gol-bola-copa-brasil-brazil-gif-12056364

[stuck thicket]

barely do anything outside of sitting in school and sitting at my computer at home
somehow still perpetually exhausted

[ivory canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-need-is-rest-cordell-walker-walker-texas-ranger-you-should-get-some-rest-you-need-to-get-some-rest-gif-18033562987555942239

That sux

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-homer-simpson-simpsons-movie-sad-gif-26103551

[hexed igloo]

Good luck lma9

When you're using it next, press your hand to the glass near the gpu, it should be warm but not hot

[zinc talon]

What you might need is to burn energy to wake your metabolism and whatnot up

[hexed igloo]

Go outside and get sun on ur skin

[zinc talon]

Ten minutes at least

[hexed igloo]

Just sit in the sun on ur phone idgaf

[void bison]

it's too far away

[zinc talon]

I am always for people getting more vitamin d converted

[hexed igloo]

Then deal with the fatigue and depression it's your life man

[zinc talon]

You need sunlight and water because you are just a houseplant with more complicated emotions

[hexed igloo]

Top 3 most important things
Sun
Water
Salt

[zinc talon]

how'd it go down

there may be salvaging the situation'

[stuck thicket]

hwell

i did miss my workout yesterday so

might be some truth to that

[zinc talon]

ah good

long as you have a routine

[frosty herald]

I got friendzoned

https://tenor.com/view/wmster-white-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-gif-16051569233120380956

[zinc talon]

ah you came out and let em know and they just 'I like you as a friend' huh

[ivory canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-coffin-meme-rip-gif-16909625

[zinc talon]

how long have you two known each other/how long have you been crushin on em

you could always cut the brakes on who they're crushing on's car

and continue to cut brakes until they realize god wants them to be with you

[ivory canyon]

Solid advice

[zinc talon]

or you're caught, I guess

[ivory canyon]

Only amateurs get caught

[zinc talon]

joke's aside there's such a thing as being too available for someone

[ivory canyon]

Professionals grund down their fingerprints with sandpaper

[zinc talon]

if you two are attached at the hip all the time but you just got friendzoned it could be the case, they might not feel the need to be anything more because you're already givin em boyfriend tier attention and effort

I did that with a gal for the entirety of the time I was chasin my doctorate

less scrupulous gals will happily take it and use you as an emotional security blanket

why buy the cow when the milk is free type thinking

[ivory canyon]

Sad but true

[zinc talon]

gals in their 20s have little to zero idea what they even want anyway

so play it against em, start trolling high schools for new prospects

[ivory canyon]

Well tbf neither did i when i was 20

[zinc talon]

jokes aside, there's always that biological attraction between guys and gals a lil younger

I always ran up against resistance tryna date gals exactly my age in school and such

look a year maybe two back relative to where you area and you'll find you're much funnier and more exciting than you thought you were

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289060634087919639/1375073973494353950/THIS_FUCKING_GIF_1.gif

[zinc talon]

it's not the end of the worrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllld it just feels that way

rejection is healthy and needed for guys growing up

besides if you're public school to college aged, there's always another person right up your alley coming outa the woodwork

and she only friendzoned you right now, if you take it like a champ and start looking elsewhere out of respect for her wishes you'll find all the sudden she's more into you because you're not giving her the same boyfriend tier effort and she wants it back

anyways thanks for tuning into another episode of Dude I Didn't Ask

ask yourself if you were ever their friend and if you just wanted to get with them, there's no shame in not wanting to be a gal's friend cuz you want to be in a relationship with them

[spare talon]

you guys talk to girls?

[zinc talon]

oh shit I misread, I thought we were talkin about Grills

[ivory canyon]

Me too tbh

[zinc talon]

I ran out of need for a girlfriend the day I picked up this fuckin cat

[ivory canyon]

U guys ever got grillzoned?

[zinc talon]

her name is codie short for codependent, because oh my god

that's when you get the really good grill marks on your steak only flipping it once per side right

heard about that

[rough galleon]

a cat is fine too

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/leekon1-rage-guy-rage-rage-rip-shirt-shirt-ripped-gif-1882547470870492101

[ebon bobcat]

I have a fitting meme

[zinc talon]

not the crossover episode I was hoping for

reminds me of the pretty marines

https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Pretty_Marines

[ebon bobcat]

What is fhat

[zinc talon]

an old tabletop homebrew chapter meme

[ebon bobcat]

Space marines who haven't been taken over by Slaaneshi yet

[sharp willow]

Elite ball knowledge

[ivory canyon]

That looks like something slaanesh would do

[zinc talon]

personally I like the angry marines more

[sharp willow]

Isn't there the reasonable marines too?

[zinc talon]

https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Angry_Marines

[hexed igloo]

No if i get rejected I make it everyone's problem broad daylight roof painted red

[zinc talon]

^the kommissar hero from the angry marines is named Johnathan Fuklaw

[hexed igloo]

Traumatize as many people as possible

[zinc talon]

you'd be surprised how many people do this in like, middle age, over something completely innocouous like their dinner arriving late

cuz they weren't rejected enough in higfh school

[sharp willow]

Short version is:

Loyalist Emperor's Children

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah valid crashout if my burger is cold

[zinc talon]

everybody needs to be rejected by their crush and popped in the throat for something they've said in person

[hexed igloo]

I typically shoot the doordash guy once I have my food he's served his purpose in life

[zinc talon]

would be fewer internet trolls everywhere if those trolls had been hit in the face a couple times as kids

oh GOD speaking of

couple orders ago my food was late like late

[hexed igloo]

Don't speaking of that bro

[zinc talon]

and I got this message on my phone, sorry your driver has run into an unexpected accident

with the picture of a bicycle slipping on a banana peel

[hexed igloo]

Did you grab ur chickfila from his corpse

[zinc talon]

I was like holup

did I just get this person killed ordering my lunch

[ivory canyon]

He did that himself

[hexed igloo]

Way to fuck up ur appetite tbh

[ivory canyon]

That was his choice

[ivory canyon]

Dafuq u mean?

[zinc talon]

wondering if you just killed someone

[ivory canyon]

Seeing blood makes me even more hungry

[hexed igloo]

I mean whatever you ordered ain't gonna be enough for how ravenous you are

[zinc talon]

good thing the food was smeared on the side of the roadj ust like they were, I guess?

[hexed igloo]

Gotta super-size that shit

[ivory canyon]

Well theres a fresh corpse and im hungry

[zinc talon]

god I order for a fucking army every time I order ubereats

[ivory canyon]

Go figure

[hexed igloo]

Can't tell what's pulled pork from the driver

[zinc talon]

in no other arena on earth do I think, well, I better order three dinners in case I'm hungry again or the other two sucks

[hexed igloo]

I just do that cos I'm a fatass and if I'm getting ubereats I'm getting ubereats

[zinc talon]

granted I get shit like my boba tea 5x at a time cuz I can fridge em and enjoy em over the next day or two

but when I'm ordering BBQ by the pound...

[hexed igloo]

Got like $70 of sushi last time

Cheap sushi too

[zinc talon]

I routinely order a hundred bucks of barbeque every time

[sharp willow]

Sometimes i feel the average IQ worldwide has increased. But people's overall maturity has plummeted.

Which leads to a bunch of intelectual people who cannot behave like adults, or have zero self reflection skills

[zinc talon]

oh my god preach

pair that with this weird phenominon where people finally realize the internet is a gigantic soap box with which they can reach a massive audience

and suddenly every hair in your food or spilled drink at a bar THE WOLD HAS TO KNOW ABOUT

THEY WILL CARE

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-trump-gif-22804579

like fuckin yelp reviewers

I cannot stand yelp reviewers

thinkin they're the new less-funny anthony bourdain and every chili's is a three star michelin

dude you had a bloomin onion, they're supposed to be gross

putting their phone with their yelp account showing on the bill when it comes like you're trying to keep your identity a secret so nobody else knows you were the mastermind behind the taste deconstruction on mei mei china's pork fried rice

https://tenor.com/view/hades-angry-fine-im-cool-cool-gif-6029217

[ivory canyon]

Like anyone reads a random food review

Who even does that

[zinc talon]

the only thing weirder I can think of

is people who do that on porn sites

why would you want anyone to read something you wrote

[zinc talon]

man credit where it's due

starfield has some fucked up monsters

legit unsettling to have to go hunt down and kill cuz they're so oogie

shame ther est of the game sucks so much

[sharp willow]

I feel the best example of this is how hyperbolic people act when they meet someone who gets something wrong or incorrect about a topic they know about.

They have the knowledge to know that thing is wrong, but not the introspective thinking to realize that not everyone has the same amount of knowledge as them in that specific topic...

Which leads to a bunch of discussions online feeling like two pseudo intellectuals trying to undermine the other to feel superior and validated, rather than trying enlighten someone to the correct answer.

Idk it feels weird how often someone can be so smart, yet so childish at the same time

[zinc talon]

I'm sure it was your source material but oyu just described reddit to a T

[sharp willow]

I feel a lot of people online act this way in all honesty

[zinc talon]

both my parents were teachers in some capacity so I was raised if I didn't know something, you were gonna hear about it

so I'm with ya I cannot stand people who use it as an opportunity to seem big or smart or gatekeep

I legit almost got bit by this goofy harmless fuckin thing cuz it startled me so badly cuz it was so gross both my hands left the keyboard and mouse

like a 50s housewife

https://tenor.com/view/eww-nasty-get-away-disgusting-gif-15792016

like something felix colgrave would draw

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-laughing-speed-my-mom-is-kind-of-homeless-ksi-speed-speed-ksi-gif-7145578381637596464

[solar gorge]

garls

[frosty herald]

Oh well

Theres plenty of other fish

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-rod-snap-cast-fish-fail-gif-17119887

[sharp willow]

"Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm."

[solar gorge]

get on dating apps

cheat code

[sharp willow]

I try to remind me myself of that from time to time 🙃

[spare talon]

im not gonna let a corporation exploit how much of a loser i am for money
thats an infinite money glitch

[celest jolt]

Posted that event stuff a day earlier actually. As for anything else, there's too many Expeditions related strings and I haven't played it so hard to tell if there's anything

[solar gorge]

idk it's free

they can get my info for all i care

[hearty nebula]

have u tried going outside

that's also free

[zinc talon]

both my favorite and least favorite aspect of starfield

being able to move when you're this degenerate of a hoarder

[hearty nebula]

thats normal of every bethesda game

[stuck thicket]

fallout has it even better

there is a chem that temporarily boosts your carry load very high

[zinc talon]

I'm surprised how much having the speeders helps in starfield

[stuck thicket]

so you can put an entire truck in your pocket, pop a perc and fast travel to diamond city to sell it

absolute cinema

[heady rapids]

every bethesda game i play i just cheat in weight

b ut it's a pretty bad idea cause having a lot of shit lags your game when you open the inventory

[zinc talon]

lol I'd forgotten about fast travel scumming

starfield lets you move full speed at least so all my struggles have been with my own sense of patience

and the co2 toxicity level of my character

[solar gorge]

yeah that's the next step after that

[stuck thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114229364792492223/1117975174202007583/bounce.gif

[zinc talon]

and my ship...

stop looking at me like that YES I have sold things before

[narrow mauve]

shut up for 3 seconds zealot chat