zealot-class

[heady rapids]

no

the one before that

[solar gorge]

@spare talon can u leak the new gamemode please

[sterile stone]

Yeah like back in october right?

[heady rapids]

yeah the october one

[sterile stone]

Yeah the pre order closed beta

[heady rapids]

its wasnt pre order u just had to register

[sterile stone]

I didn't wtf..

I just bought the game and got in

I didn't even know wtf this game was

[heady rapids]

me and my friends registered for it

i was playing verm before they announced dt

[spare talon]

No i cant

But I can say embargo drop is in like a day

[heady rapids]

worst part about the new gamemode

it looks very uh

[spare talon]

As of like 30m ago

[heady rapids]

how do i put it

i dont see any holes ?

so

[sterile stone]

Buddy about to rack in those 250 youtube views

LEEEETS GOOOO

[heady rapids]

how do u barrel people

[ivory marlin]

Hi cole!

[spare talon]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[sterile stone]

Mr.E collab when

[carmine falcon]

cant wait until people who only play havcock 4000000000 to call the new mode boring 2 days later cause they're not getting physically and mentally abused playing it

[heady rapids]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[frosty herald]

hopefully ash waste nomad cosmetics

[sterile stone]

Wait

[ivory marlin]

Chat

[sterile stone]

I'm suppose to say this

Wtf stealing my material

[carmine falcon]

[sterile stone]

I imagine there's a ball crushing penance in there somewhere

"Find the golden toilet brush"

Has a .0000034% chance of spawning in a run

Only counts for the person who picked it up btw

And it can only be done in a public match

[median steeple]

@copper hawk it's you...

[solar gorge]

we knew this alrdy

fraud watch

[misty ravine]

kill 2 games worth of pox hounds
kill 2000 games worth of ogryn pack masters

[solar gorge]

my image btw

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1481694603663904952/Big_Green.mp4?ex=69b43f22&is=69b2eda2&hm=569e49ddd41c6d92df5cc661fba1c0de3f0accd6bef5e36591ea6b327521bb5d&

[solar gorge]

i saw this in dl gen chat seconds ago...

[solar gorge]

i am so fucking bored

[carmine falcon]

game's cooked

unironically

[heady rapids]

he saw this in dl gen chat btw

[spare talon]

Pee your pants

[solar gorge]

i'm all out

[plush estuary]

hop on drg

[undone pewter]

Sequens said the release date lol

[solar gorge]

i'm in the "complaining about my problems but not doing anything to fix them" kind of mood rn

[sterile stone]

If the drip is worth

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[frosty herald]

Oh?

[sterile stone]

The grind will commence

[undone pewter]

I'll give you a hint its the day the event ends

Also next Tuesday also the 17th

[sterile stone]

I’m not fucken grinding hours of my life away for CVS receipt clothing

[frosty herald]

I wouldve expected that already

[heady rapids]

o

[sterile stone]

A round with you, blab, and path must be a entertaining watch

[heady rapids]

great things are happening in the modding server again

[plush estuary]

of drg?

[sterile stone]

They finally added goth girls?

https://tenor.com/view/yesss-kip-napoleon-dynamite-great-gif-14444905

[heady rapids]

no they'r;e arguing that the mourningstar is a prison ship and that admech wont fit

[frosty herald]

Uhhh

[sterile stone]

The Morningstar isn’t a prison ship tho????

[frosty herald]

The mourningstar is a rogue trader ship

We CAME from a prison barge

[carmine falcon]

are people stupid
if they can fit arbeetus and ganers they can fit ad mechs

[sterile stone]

The tankred bastion

[heady rapids]

thats what i read there

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1392240835768090655/1481696826959855747/IMG_9920.png?ex=69b44134&is=69b2efb4&hm=4f9a144d64763edac3098ec339903a611140838f6ab9366f783024a93d126e35&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=662&height=651

[carmine falcon]

u can fit anything bro its not that deep

[sterile stone]

Yeah the fatalist mentions tankred bastion being the prison ship

[carmine falcon]

its not like this game has insanely well made intricate lore or whatever anyway

just make the new faction aura farm on their entrance like the arbeetus

[frosty herald]

The arbites do have a reason to be here

[solar gorge]

they were bored and wanted to beat up poor people

[heady rapids]

relatable

[sterile stone]

I forgot who said this shit

But like canonically the main team of Darktide isn’t even 4 people

[carmine falcon]

yeah cause u can just ive them a reason

[sterile stone]

It’s like 6 or 8 or some shit

[carmine falcon]

hur dur le tithe bla bla bla

booom

[ivory marlin]

We*

[solar gorge]

wiwiwi

[ivory marlin]

no like me and you

[carmine falcon]

cannonically its prolly not 4 dudes wiping the floor with thousand mfs

[sterile stone]

I mean

Stranger shit has happened in the setting

[solar gorge]

cannonically

it's just me

i'm that good

[ivory marlin]

Arent we just a fire team?

[sterile stone]

I refuse to accept a undertale user is defending tertium

[heady rapids]

there's a second fire team leaving the area on fucking

ascension riser was it

[carmine falcon]

cannonically its me

[solar gorge]

i use the undertale

[sterile stone]

I refuse to believe teritum is protected by the French

[heady rapids]

do they also canonnically go on discord and complain about shi ?

[sterile stone]

They’d be shot by dukane

[heady rapids]

the undertale user ™

[carmine falcon]

gen chat is once again brainwashing themsleves into thinking its ad mech just to get mad that its not ad mech

insert far cry 3 vas gif

[ivory marlin]

Also in the defend the train mission as we get picked up a squad gets dropped off

[sterile stone]

Honestly though, what would the next class even be

[heady rapids]

wasnt that just the regs?

[solar gorge]

admech

[heady rapids]

like on normal maps

[sterile stone]

We’ve been curve balled twice

[heady rapids]

u have the

uh

[solar gorge]

twice is the limit

[sterile stone]

We never thought arbites would be a class

[heady rapids]

what's their name

moebian 6th?

[solar gorge]

now it has to be admech

[heady rapids]

7th?

[solar gorge]

fatshar

[carmine falcon]

i geniunly think fatfish has no admech in their plans and they wanna just feature normal ass people

[heady rapids]

21st

[solar gorge]

think about the baggg

THE BAG

[heady rapids]

yeah i think its 21st

[carmine falcon]

i will be proven wrong until they add ad mechs but until then

[sterile stone]

I mean what else is there tbh

[heady rapids]

6th are the traitors

[frosty herald]

Weve got 2 dark heresy origins

[carmine falcon]

the next class is biggus dickus

[frosty herald]

No reason the 3rd isnt one too

[sterile stone]

We have hive scum and that’s a all encompsssing class

[solar gorge]

also arbites are not norml ppl

[carmine falcon]

loads of obscure ass factions

[solar gorge]

they're from the schola progenium

[heady rapids]

next class is servo skull

[sterile stone]

Unless they make storm troopers a class

[carmine falcon]

they're baseline hooomans

dripped in armor

[solar gorge]

cara

[sterile stone]

Ehhhhh

[carmine falcon]

and have intense training

[solar gorge]

and they come from the super elite school

[carmine falcon]

arbite feels like a gw plant anyway

[sterile stone]

The cybernetic lab grown dog also

[solar gorge]

i don't see why a guy with implants would be any different

[frosty herald]

It was a push because of lex imperialis

[carmine falcon]

didnt the game director say making arbites was way easier than the rest cause gw just gave them a blueprint

every other class is just a variation of "normal ass dude"

not counting psykers or ogryns

fatfish loves featuring the stuff u wont see in other games

[sterile stone]

I mean og veteran was called grunt

So make of that what you will

I’m guessing vet was gonna branch differently

[deft badge]

It's cooler like this

I've had enough marines

[sterile stone]

Given old armor descriptors like drill sgt

[carmine falcon]

its the whole appeal

[deft badge]

Unironically I want an assassins game

[carmine falcon]

but people want fucking

sisters of battle

[solar gorge]

anger

no super heroes please

[sterile stone]

Nuns with guns would be neat

[carmine falcon]

the whole appeal is that i play as low tier grunts

[deft badge]

No they wouldn't

No power armor

[solar gorge]

let the chudlings shine

[deft badge]

I want to be a jackass with an estimated 30 minutes of survival

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge when we hopping on mamas sleeping angels

[carmine falcon]

eh the sisters are no superheros but they're still a higher tier than what we have

[solar gorge]

wha

[deft badge]

Sisters regularly do marine tier shit

[sterile stone]

I don’t think a normal ass grunt can knock Ogryns on their ass by loudly shouting at them

[heady rapids]

look it up...

[deft badge]

Through The Powers of Faith

[carmine falcon]

in the grand scheme of things we're all grunts

[sterile stone]

It’s because we done have golden augments like dukane

I’m calling it now

[solar gorge]

i just don't want any bolter weilding powr armoured goober

[misty nova]

Casually stumbles an armor clad ogryn with a crowbar

[solar gorge]

sm2 is right there

[carmine falcon]

anyway ad mech would be cool

but im just saying

dont delude yourself

TWICE

[frosty herald]

Or you make the ogryn mad as fuck

[carmine falcon]

[sterile stone]

We got a fucken mega ogryn who can trample an entire hallway of carapace clad chaos ogryns

[heady rapids]

sm2 the canon experience

shredded by fucking

las gun heretics

[carmine falcon]

kid named chp

[solar gorge]

space parry and riposte 2

[heady rapids]

ur a dark souls fan u cant say that fyi

like legally

[carmine falcon]

i will fry your organs

[heady rapids]

AND A FUCKING EXECUTOR PLAYER

[solar gorge]

if i use my actual moveset

i am finished

i must..parry

a,d wait for riposte

[carmine falcon]

he studied the blade....

[solar gorge]

turn based combat

[sterile stone]

Mfw a bog standard guardsman can parry a piece of concrete on rebar that’s the size of a human adult

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-speech-bubble-small-guy-with-a-sword-speech-bubble-gif-2288421216251484021

[ivory marlin]

Scum should get a pvp mode that just gang wars

[carmine falcon]

average exector main

[sterile stone]

With a fucken machete

I love the absurdity of Darktide tho

[solar gorge]

that rules tbh

i am sure to win because my finesse is superior

[sterile stone]

Ngl the power inconsistency is the most consistent bit about 40k

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald god bless I didn't preorder mhs3 and now I see a listing for 40$

[carmine falcon]

lore readers tell me its actually pretty consistent and people overhype the outliers

but what do i know i dont read

[heady rapids]

omw to the liqa sto

[carmine falcon]

i read like 5 warhammie books

[sterile stone]

Ogryns face planting on the ground because a pox Walker with a rusty pipe hit his knee a little too hard

[frosty herald]

unc doesnt look at allkeyshop

[carmine falcon]

key sites when they hit me with the "cant activate in yo country" line

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald

[heady rapids]

can't relate

[sterile stone]

I just noticed there’s several people in this discord named yamato

Brother got clones

[frosty herald]

basic reading comprehension beats this

[solar gorge]

it's a very common username

[carmine falcon]

yamamamootoooo

[solar gorge]

that references many diffrent things

[sterile stone]

I’m so heart broken

My boy Yams came off a conveyor belt

[carmine falcon]

im joking about how all the cheap keys are banned fom TURKIYE NUMBAH WAN and steam ends up being cheaper

[solar gorge]

i've heard enough, elect erdogan for a 50th presidency

[heady rapids]

my steam acc used to be turkish

but they deported me

[sterile stone]

Wait isn’t steam still banned in poutineland

[heady rapids]

never has been

[sterile stone]

I coulda sword Putin was like

[frosty herald]

erdogan voted with a staggering 80% vote rating

[sterile stone]

Steam

Blyat

[solar gorge]

poutine p sure that's a quebec hting

[sterile stone]

Then banned it

[ivory marlin]

Yall should all get unique usernames

Like me

Aint nobody named jellypost

[heady rapids]

that's where's psycho is from right?

[heady rapids]

like puppygirl or some shi?

[carmine falcon]

this one isnt on erdogan tho
its reigon lock

[sterile stone]

Mfw games allow people to have identical usernames and people still put numbers in their name

[ivory marlin]

Slur……

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[ivory marlin]

Ive never once been contested on jellypost

[sterile stone]

Bro activated Ainz’s sleeper agent code word

[heady rapids]

(and/or puppygirl)

[solar gorge]

@median steeple az u art from quebec now

[ivory marlin]

You named me that

Ive never once used anything other than jellypost

[heady rapids]

az stands for Azerbaijan btw I think he removed it from his user cause he moved to quebec

[long oasis]

I thought u were bonesaw lover

[ivory marlin]

Aside from spiderking123 when i was like 4

[median steeple]

no

dude my fucking knee is killing me

[plush estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1475219957385269371/HBxhXGSWUAEU0DR.png?ex=69b3c366&is=69b271e6&hm=0641f084050e9ced24f61efcc9d95eafe259866b0e51b88167d64c696c284ac4&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[ivory marlin]

Just a fake name

If you knew me in this server when arb came out i was shotgun enjoyer

[long oasis]

I vaguely remember that

[heady rapids]

there is another...

[sterile stone]

Yeah but who is Ween

Hmmm

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1436198514714611742/ezgif-52788010aa2ce774.gif

[solar gorge]

amputate..

[ivory marlin]

And before that i was a fake simp account for gale from bg3

[long oasis]

idr when these were

[heady rapids]

amputate above the knee

well

[long oasis]

I have a bunch tho

[heady rapids]

considering he's Canadian the correct procedure would be euthanasia no?

[ivory marlin]

Im in a server called weenie hut jr

[sterile stone]

I’ve seen enough

Do not continue

[ivory marlin]

Just a server of irl friends

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald I'm putting the money on me card rn...

[sterile stone]

Seems bog standard for discord

[frosty herald]

are you getting stories 3?

[sterile stone]

I haven’t checked my buddy’s discord in ages

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1481702584287760554/images_2.jpg?ex=69b44690&is=69b2f510&hm=248dfbb771336a03fd8fe57eba9e421445573c1ea625eab3c505e7c9665a86ff&=&format=webp

[heady rapids]

I am

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monster-hunter-zamtrios

[ivory marlin]

Bog?

[plush estuary]

Love Cspawn stagger

[ivory marlin]

Bolt of glass……

[solar gorge]

european football..

so just football ?

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/vog-destiny-2-oracles-gif-12145946725832000099

[frosty herald]

its called soccer

[heady rapids]

it's not

[solar gorge]

your mother

[heady rapids]

it's called football

[spare talon]

\

[long oasis]

kickball

[spare talon]

no

its not

[ivory marlin]

I call it futbol

[spare talon]

you didnt read the post at all

[solar gorge]

@buttermilk watffles

u didn't read it

baka

[heady rapids]

run little reddit

[median steeple]

IT'S DARKEST DUNGEON 2 ! ! ! ! !

[ivory marlin]

Epic_Cole is the next class you

Like irl you

[median steeple]

that's literally what it is holy shitttt

[frosty herald]

actualy

[ivory marlin]

3d scanned into darktide

[frosty herald]

its resident evil revelations 2 raid mode

[long oasis]

they have dregs with lasguns in the post

[solar gorge]

that's just a render thing

[long oasis]

aw man

[solar gorge]

don't think about it too much

[long oasis]

I will think about it actually

obsessively

[solar gorge]

those aren't even the same lasguns used by the scabvs

[heady rapids]

think about the vet with a flamer they posted too

do y'all turn your pc off if you go outside for 10-15m

[shadow spruce]

anything new they add is gonna be "immesurably complex"

[solar gorge]

no

[shadow spruce]

no?

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[solar gorge]

even when i leave for horus i leave it on

gours

hours

[shadow spruce]

gours

[ivory marlin]

I turn it off when i go get water

[solar gorge]

alr freak

[ivory marlin]

Chat look at this thing

[shadow spruce]

i turn it off when i am done with my pc for the night

omg hi concrete

[ivory marlin]

He said a slur at you

[shadow spruce]

its okay i love him

[hushed knoll]

Hello Motts

[ivory marlin]

Hi stan

[hushed knoll]

So cute

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/uhm-meeting2-hmm-meeting-hmm-pepe-pepe-meeting-gif-18064240235739253690

[hushed knoll]

The cats name is concrete?

[ivory marlin]

Thanks stan you too

[hushed knoll]

NO NOTES

[ivory marlin]

Oh the cat

[heady rapids]

the cats name is deez

[shadow spruce]

yes notes

[ivory marlin]

Yuh

[shadow spruce]

and yes the cats name in concrete

[ivory marlin]

Hes my brick shaped cat

[hushed knoll]

Interesting

[long oasis]

chud

[shadow spruce]

hows boobs and balls doing jelly

[hushed knoll]

Hello Knify wolf 2

[hushed knoll]

Excuse me what

[ivory marlin]

No my cat not the mirror

[ivory marlin]

🤷

Not my cats idk

[shadow spruce]

what you dont ask crick how her cats are doing

[ivory marlin]

We haven’t talked much recently

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[shadow spruce]

fair

[heady rapids]

I forgive you

[ivory marlin]

I lowkey just been rotting in my bed recently

[shadow spruce]

jelly has a friend with cats named boobs and balls

[hushed knoll]

For what

What

[shadow spruce]

what

[heady rapids]

You already know

[hushed knoll]

No

Enlighten me

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-penis-ironic-lol-ifunny-gif-caption-ifunny-ironic-gif-21759960

[sterile stone]

I have words I cannot express

[ivory marlin]

Is outpost cool

I unlocked it and crashed and haven’t played since

[shadow spruce]

this is cooler

[solar gorge]

i am no longr bored yay

[shadow spruce]

u should gamma

[median steeple]

Can't wait for cryo

gonna be spooky

[heady rapids]

when we hopping on mamas sleeping angels

[solar gorge]

never

deadlock time

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hate-caption-gif-4930755579686337012

[copper hawk]

Uh

Yah

Lots of bots

Some otay loot

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1397273089133510852/1479406403247407116/togif-3.gif

[copper hawk]

I usually ay marsh or perimeter to kill people

[shadow spruce]

cica i gotta ask did u have to teach urself to type gay or did it come naturally

id rephrase it so i dont sound like argus but my meds havent kicked in yet

[ivory marlin]

Its pretty easy to do

You do it worse

At least cica is baller

[shadow spruce]

true

chat you think a place called the darkscape will kill me in stalker gamma

[ivory marlin]

Nah

[long oasis]

sounds pretty safe

[shadow spruce]

i need to get some parts for my AK i think

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe https://youtube.com/shorts/8d_7gSDx6b8?si=4Dia7I1E2wysWM3n

When I tell you

Tears in my eyes

Dying of laughter

After I read the comments

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald do yk if i need to have demo installed to transfer progress?

[frosty herald]

idunno

[heady rapids]

tsk tsk

ig i can always uninstall later im not pressed for storage

[plush estuary]

The 2nd silent Cspawn has hit the scum

[shadow spruce]

there we go thats a better shot

[carmine lance]

I can’t lie, emissions really are pretty

Just uh, from a distance

[shadow spruce]

yeah

when im not in the zone

what.

is there like?

a difference

[red mesa]

ok so im a little behind the news on the new mode - but i hear its extraction based? but what are we extracting?
i hope the rewards arent just plasteel/diamantine/gold - we have enough of that lol

[sterile basalt]

tech-remnants

[red mesa]

what will they do?

[median steeple]

instead of killing like an emission it turns stalkers into zombies

[shadow spruce]

i see

i thought the emissions did that

[sterile basalt]

idk

[sterile stone]

It’s hair growth oil for Marrow

The great unbaldening of Marrow

[red mesa]

ok gotcha, im hoping there is an enticing reason to actually get the stuff out
im guessing they will need to add some other system or reward path somehow - turning it into more of our current crafting materials as the reward i think will not be received well

that would personally be pretty boring for me

[sterile basalt]

it's usually smth to lead to an STC, or is a part of an STC

why else would we be scavenging ancient tech in 40k

[red mesa]

im not sure what an STC is XD

googling its something in 40k lore?

[sterile stone]

It’s like schematics

[sterile basalt]

there're dedicated penances to this mode
and new cosmetic sets from it

[red mesa]

ah ok

ya that would be cool

[sterile basalt]

blueprint for making as many of smth as possible

[red mesa]

or even like a perk tree for this mode you can grind to unlock and customize or something too

[sterile stone]

STCs are valuable as fuck tho

So much so that a few guardsmen were gifted a planet

[red mesa]

i was hoping for chaos wastes, ngl, but if this is cool im down for an extraction thing

[sterile stone]

For finding one

[sterile stone]

I’m just hoping it’s got some variable of rng to it

[sullen forge]

It’s a pseudo extraction game mode ig

[sullen forge]

There is the map is completely RNG

[carmine falcon]

its a game mode in the video game known as darktide

[sterile basalt]

the blog makes me think the expeditions map is huge and like, semi-open-world?

[sterile stone]

We’re assuming it’s semi open world

[carmine falcon]

new mode should have just been nightreign

no cap

[sterile stone]

I assumed something almost like war frame

But that’s wishful thinking

[carmine falcon]

drop in gather loot escape fortnite circle beat up da final boss

[sterile basalt]

they keep mentioning large open spaces & long range engagements

[sullen forge]

They’re stressing long range also

Veteran stocks for some fucking reason going up?

[sterile stone]

Inb4 we get sandbikes

[carmine falcon]

u will walk on foot

[sterile stone]

We’re on our knock off dune awakening grindset

[carmine falcon]

with stamina

[sterile stone]

I don’t wanna play first person Kenshi

All in all tho, this might be the one game mode that benefits from fomo

Like rewards wise

Keep the locals trading stock on a weekly rotation

To incentivize players constantly going out into the wastes for loot to trade

[tulip gulch]

what would they even trade that could possibly induce fomo

[sterile stone]

I’m guessing cosmetics

Or specialized variants of gear

Brunt can’t sell

[tulip gulch]

the post seems to imply that itll be just resources for that run

[sterile stone]

Like a auto gun with a unique blessing you can only find from trading

[heady rapids]

we got rid of fomo just to add it back

[tulip gulch]

healing, ressuplying, explosives

[sterile stone]

I honestly wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised though if the reward pool outside of penances is something as mundane as crafting mats

Because who doesn’t like grinding plasteel

[tulip gulch]

god please let this gamemode be a fucking goldmine of diamantine

[frosty herald]

to me it seems like theres currency to trade with the deadsiders

but the points towards unlockings grids seems to be something you keep

[tulip gulch]

yeah from what i understood we will be recovering another type of currency along with the tech relics

and that second currency is used to trade on those safezones

[glossy nimbus]

We're also definitely getting techslop class

[tulip gulch]

not this update tho

[glossy nimbus]

Soon

[tulip gulch]

FS said new class is on the second content update this year

[sterile basalt]

plasteel is worthless
diamantine is the actual bottleneck for crafting

[tulip gulch]

can confirm

[glossy nimbus]

Im so hyped for how unoptimized this update will be

[tulip gulch]

i have at least 3 screenshots of 0 diamantine

[glossy nimbus]

Just play havoc if you want diamantine

[sterile stone]

Couple thousand banked

Can’t relate

[sterile stone]

Maybe early summer?

[sterile stone]

PCs finna turn into IEDs

[sterile basalt]

my guess is
end of march ~ early april = expeditions
may = WH skulls
june = new class

[sterile stone]

I forgot about the skulls thing

Kinda miffed about the event I skipped

With the blue helmets with the balaclava

And the portrait

[sterile basalt]

it's ok ik u were on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem

[sterile stone]

Had to go talk to Big Yahu so I don’t get drafted

It paid off

[solar gorge]

seems like it to me too

[sterile basalt]

they did say that we'll play expeditions very soon

maybe earliest would be next week? lol

[tulip gulch]

apparently one guy accidentally mentioned itll be on the 17th

[tranquil bone]

Expeditions looks sick. That's way meatier than I expected

[sterile basalt]

huh

[tranquil bone]

I was fully prepared for the update to be pack master and one normal map

[sterile stone]

Next update is pvp for wastes

🙏

Inshallah

Can scav in as a dreg to kill and loot players

[tranquil bone]

I cannot wait for the absolute plague of randoms running away the second they are given a halfway open area

[sterile basalt]

get wallhacked by exe stance buddy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[sterile stone]

Cheat engine got my back

You can’t stop me

[shadow spruce]

stealing this

[misty ravine]

wdym we can't just split up and do whatever and full clear maps at the highest difficulty like in that other Swedish co-op hordeslop game made in Bitsquid

[plush estuary]

wtf is gen chat even about

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[ivory marlin]

Hank what

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-bitch-simon-cowell-laser-eyes-gif-15634652

@sterile basalt so when’s the chaos waste guide coming out

[sterile basalt]

it's not chaos waste?

and I been busy tbh

[sterile stone]

I didn’t care to remember what it’s called

[sterile basalt]

gonna need to update all the weapon sections first before moving on to classes

[sterile stone]

Reverted back to factory settings

[sterile stone]

Here’s to hoping falchion gets a buff

[sterile basalt]

lol maybe

[ivory marlin]

I like gen chat like a man enjoys a trip to the zoo

[tranquil bone]

I forget gen exists

[ivory marlin]

Good lowkey

[tranquil bone]

This entire server is the class chats and patch notes section

[tulip gulch]

also #theorycrafting and #gameplay-help

[ivory marlin]

I really only talk here

[sterile basalt]

wait next update is like

actually next tuesday??

[ivory marlin]

Next week?

Real?

[sterile basalt]

also I need to tweak some weapons' builds with my new discoveries

[narrow mauve]

is this sdalger

[shadow spruce]

sdalger?

[narrow mauve]

What. Game. Is it.

[shadow spruce]

stalker gamma

[narrow mauve]

Yes.

That's Sdalger.

Do you not know about that nickname?

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-smash-incredible-mark-ruffalo-gif-23752989

[shadow spruce]

no

[solar gorge]

arma players about to finally hit

[narrow mauve]

Fair.

Now you do, right?

is stalker gamma actually worth it or is it just realismslop

[sterile stone]

Alright ain’t theory crafting where th most bans for people posting dumb shit is

[ivory marlin]

Arma nuts in yo mouth yet?

[solar gorge]

your so rude shut the frick up

[ivory marlin]

You’re

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1462819079839809600/attachment.gif

whtvr man

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[narrow mauve]

what is the context of this gif

what context do you use this gif in

[void bison]

squatch tired of this shit

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[ivory marlin]

I have some pretty baller response gifs

Most i cant send here

[solar gorge]

1 joke

[tulip gulch]

Whar

[ivory marlin]

Just the f slur

[solar gorge]

1 joke

[sullen forge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDEu8yQW4AAZy7Y.gif

[ivory marlin]

Basically half my gifs

[narrow mauve]

This one's good.

Don't know nuff bout Deadlock.

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[ivory marlin]

Says yall with calling me a puppygirl

[solar gorge]

let this thing go

[narrow mauve]

fruity

[plush estuary]

its so funny

I like it

randomly found it

now I gotta use it

[slender mica]

is that a strawberry horse

[plush estuary]

idk

maybe?

[ivory marlin]

I been using the yakub one a lot recently

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-labubu-agartha-vril-dieglocke-gif-81581325709642806

[slender mica]

its clearly a strawberry

[plush estuary]

strawberry dragon

[tulip gulch]

Looks more lizard than horse

[plush estuary]

look at that tail

[narrow mauve]

i reckon i just heard freddy fazbear in the chornobyl exclusion zone

[tulip gulch]

Prob dragon

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-freddy-fazbear-freddy-freaky-gif-12693495263874297725

[solar gorge]

a strawgon

[ivory marlin]

Strawgon my nuts pal

[sterile stone]

My eyes hurt captain

I didn’t wanna read this

[plush estuary]

whoop

[ivory marlin]

I don’t either

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[sterile basalt]

in the next update, professional vet will name drop the felinids and meow at the zealots
this was revealed to me in a dream

[solar gorge]

screenshotted

[sterile stone]

The fuck was that….

[sullen forge]

Don’t make me send the woods gif

[ivory marlin]

Ainz what happened

[plush estuary]

shhhh

[solar gorge]

reported

[tulip gulch]

No it was revealed to ME in a dream

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

[plush estuary]

meant to copy this

[shadow spruce]

did i miss something while i was stalkering

[slender mica]

yes

I can recreate the image from memory if you would like

but

[shadow spruce]

nah dont worry abt it

if i missed it i missed it

[sterile stone]

You do know your ancestors’ spirits sat there

And watched you type this

I hope they all feel shame

[solar gorge]

my ancestors watch my everymove and they be cheering me on at all time

[sterile basalt]

they said good job because they knew u were gonna read it

[solar gorge]

can u say the same

[frosty herald]

cao cao would be very dissapointed if he saw this

[signal spoke]

brother apparently it from this??? but got furryied

[ivory marlin]

I disappoint my family without them seeing me be a degen online thank you very much

[sterile stone]

I’m fucking wheezing

[slender mica]

my ancestors watching me run it down my 12th league match for the day

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-front-man-squid-game-2-happy-celebration-gif-12369111202088932661

[sullen forge]

My Ancestors seeing me on my 10th loss in a row on Deadlock

[solar gorge]

this but my 10th win in a row

[plush estuary]

so no tail?

[sterile basalt]

"he just needs to lock in"

[ivory marlin]

My ancestors watch me accidentally pursue another lesbian

[solar gorge]

grandpa don't twist ur neck watching up from hell

[sullen forge]

Shitlow is hell bro

[lunar fable]

What's this new game mode

[sullen forge]

I’ve gotten blamed so much yet I’m top scoring as Seven/Sinclair

[slender mica]

ah yes, the Chaos Wastes

[solar gorge]

you want to know a secret ?

[sterile basalt]

darktide extraction

[slender mica]

:3

[plush estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1258222919914618972/1481736936719777853/image.png?ex=69b4668f&is=69b3150f&hm=f9adde2e4b4e9f9dbef26f1148fae2390fe60ecdfdabf7c92721f18817bcb0fc&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[solar gorge]

it don't get better

[lunar fable]

Extraction

Wat da

[lunar fable]

[plush estuary]

Escape from Tertium

[ivory marlin]

Hank is having fun in general i take it?

[plush estuary]

ye

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funny-drunk-meow-gif-10381022155799670207

[plush estuary]

have it on other monitor

[signal spoke]

No, tragedy

[tranquil bone]

If we want to be annoying it is also a little bit of a roguelite

[sullen forge]

I know it doesnt hence why I’m just trying to learn via trial by fire how to hard carry right now

[plush estuary]

very sad.

[signal spoke]

and is a roblox game lmao

of course

[sullen forge]

Considering trying out Ball seven

[sterile basalt]

extract from @sterile stone's dungeon

[solar gorge]

well u can rule out 90% of the roster sadly

if u wanna maximise wins

[ivory marlin]

At least you don’t play mo&krill 💜

[solar gorge]

mo and krill would unironically be a good hard carry get me out of shitlow character right now

[sterile stone]

I live in a apartment

[plush estuary]

@obsidian ore

@upbeat torrent

[sterile stone]

I don’t have the luxury of extra home space

[halcyon flame]

looking party for just a flesh wound penance anyone interested?

[sterile stone]

That’s for boomers and lottery winners

[sterile basalt]

extracting from ur micro-dimensional dungeon then

[sterile stone]

#vox-lfg-nasa

[ivory marlin]

Check the lfg chats

[sterile stone]

Best I can do is shoe closet

[ivory marlin]

Yeah thanks argus

[sterile stone]

Don’t mind the shoe rack

[slender mica]

why are you always posting unholy cs2 gameplay

[sullen forge]

I’m not lying when I say this

[plush estuary]

cause its what I do

/doing rn

[ivory marlin]

How many pairs of shoes yall got?

[solar gorge]

10+

[ivory marlin]

I have 5

[formal umbra]

Oh boy an actual update

[sterile stone]

I keep my actual shoes in the boxes

[sullen forge]

A lot of my losses deadass have been I look away for two seconds

[sterile stone]

In my closet

[sullen forge]

Look back

[plush estuary]

sorry, I ate the update

[solar gorge]

actually let me check

[sullen forge]

Our Viscous is now 0-20

[solar gorge]

14 pairs

[sullen forge]

On lane phase

[sterile stone]

But like 10 pairs of shoes minus house slippers

[ivory marlin]

Work, casual, backpacking, hard work, and crocs

[sterile stone]

Crocs…

[frosty herald]

its rough in these trenches

[solar gorge]

when all u have to do is build punch and spam it everywhere to auto win...

[sterile stone]

Don’t ever associate with me

Again

[ivory marlin]

My aunt bought them for me when i was unable to work due to some personal stuff and my mom refused to help me get new shoes

[formal umbra]

Viscous is so fucking annoying every time I lane against that booger I buy rebuttal first item

[sterile stone]

Your aunt interested in buying me a ps5

?

[ivory marlin]

Lmao no

[sterile stone]

Have you even asked her

[sullen forge]

It’s so funny bro

[hexed igloo]

Why would I be in shambles

[solar gorge]

early i don't mind him as much as late game

they nerfed him a little

[sullen forge]

Infernus goes 0-14 at end of Lane

[ivory marlin]

My brother is the one who begs my family for stuff ask him to ask

[solar gorge]

post patch he could do like 800 punches

[sterile stone]

Your knees are made of sawdust and rotten plank wood

[sullen forge]

Now I the Sinclair have to play like a fucking rat

[solar gorge]

800 dmg, a billion charges

[sullen forge]

In order to kill the enemy team

[hexed igloo]

Man I was just asking you ain't gotta come at me like that

[sterile stone]

I can’t tolerate more than one mullet user in my life

[solar gorge]

you should play venator or wraith

[sterile stone]

You’re asking for a lot

[solar gorge]

fun carries

and wraith is unethical rn

[ivory marlin]

He dresses like my dad

Exact opposite of me

[sterile stone]

Brother

I don’t know how your family looks

[ivory marlin]

Im very “punk” and hes very formal

[sterile stone]

I’m just gonna assume that means slack pants with a button up shirt

Aka

[solar gorge]

boring

[sterile stone]

White suburban dad loadout

[ivory marlin]

He wears dress shirts and combs his hair

Yup

Has a pair of aviators

[sterile stone]

I bet he watches golf

[solar gorge]

aviators are cool tho

[ivory marlin]

I bought him a pair for Christmas

And took him to dinner

[sterile stone]

Did he wear the aviators inside the restaurant

[solar gorge]

he fake if he didn't

[ivory marlin]

The entire time he yelled at me for bullshit he shouldn’t care about

[ivory marlin]

He hasnt worn them once ive heard

[sterile stone]

Are you sure you aren’t related to Kanye

[ivory marlin]

His wife wears em

[placid fiber]

HOW DARE YOU EXIST IN A WORLD WITH PEANUT BUTTER

[ivory marlin]

No more like

[solar gorge]

is ur dad an asshole

[ivory marlin]

“Why didn’t you just ignore the death threats and finish highschool, a ged means nothing”

[ivory marlin]

Very!

Im no contact

[solar gorge]

figured

[sterile stone]

That’s not true in the slightest wtf….

[sullen forge]

@solar gorge I’ve been orbiting like VI - III cause of these matches but I have no clue if I’m actually decent or a shitter cause I have only like 60 hours atm on Deadlock

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-uncomfortable-gif-317720649137245860

[sterile stone]

My buddy has a ged and is getting paid a fuckton of money

[ivory marlin]

I just kinda went nonverbal for the dinner

Looked at gundams with his wife

[solar gorge]

u shouuld tage with me sometimes so i can look at ur gameplay

[heady rapids]

ranks mean nothing genuinely

mm is a joke

[plush estuary]

I can vod review too

[solar gorge]

no...

[plush estuary]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[solar gorge]

opk

i'll allow it

but ur co host

[plush estuary]

kk

[sterile stone]

I kinda miss talking to my cousins

Then I remember one of them went like

Hardcore Alex Jones

MAGA

[sullen forge]

Could probably explain why I’m perma stuck at shit low right now cause of getting back to back feeder matches

[sterile stone]

Then moved to Florida

So I think I’ll just avoid them and remember the good childhood we had

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-gif-9316873109397916754

[ivory marlin]

All my cousins are either red neck maga hicks or children

[solar gorge]

i was lurking in the dl discord and watching metro argue with ppl live

it's peak...

[ivory marlin]

At some point before i move i gotta take one of my cousins for gelato and pokemon cards cuz shes uber jealous i took her brother at one point

[sterile stone]

My youngest cousin was doing commercials, movies, and tv

Haven’t talked to him in ages

[ivory marlin]

My youngest cousin is 1

[sterile stone]

Hope lil fella is doing alright

[solar gorge]

i hope they recover

[ivory marlin]

I have no idea how to talk to children

[sterile stone]

Easy

[solar gorge]

chip damage could end them

[sterile stone]

“Stay away from me yah little shit”

Simple

[ivory marlin]

It cried once and i went “you ok dude?” And when it didn’t stop i left the room

[sterile stone]

Gets the message across

[placid fiber]

You start by opening your mouth

[ivory marlin]

I think

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/eduardo-sterblitch-eduardo-sterblitch-laugh-smile-gif-21515066

That’s some shit out of a Adam Sandler movie

[ivory marlin]

My problem stems from being unable to communicate with adults

[solar gorge]

hank just said the newest gamemode reminded him the most of HD2 in term of map/game flow

[ivory marlin]

We were watching arrested development too

[solar gorge]

too lazy to screenshot

trust mei

[sterile stone]

I figured this is a commonality among people with autism

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-gob-bluth-will-arnett-throwing-letter-into-the-ocean-throwing-letter-gif-27340746

[sterile stone]

It just varies in severity

[ivory marlin]

I think

Im “ok” once the ball starts rolling

But holy shit

If i have to open the conversation

Or if i even get the hint of uninterest

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna sound hella rude when I say this

But man holding a conversation with a autistic person can be downright awkward at times

Cause it’s just mostly emotionless one word responses

And I dunno how to work off that

[ivory marlin]

I both never shut up and never know how to start

Its awful

[solar gorge]

the only autists ik just never shut up

[ivory marlin]

Im not technically autistic until i get diagnosed

So im chillin

[sterile stone]

Autists typing vs talking is a whole different thing in my experience

[ivory marlin]

Regular neurotypical human

[sterile stone]

Like them typing is all good

It’s when you get ina vc or face to face

[solar gorge]

ik one who's really into music and he never shuts up about it

i like it tho

i learn a lot of thing i forget 10 minutes later

[ivory marlin]

If you ask my friend a simple question about dnd hell take about it for 2 hours and then make a character

[solar gorge]

that's nice

i like passionate ppl

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1481743146546102435/when_that_mofongo.jpg?ex=69b46c57&is=69b31ad7&hm=bd2d2fc697b645140ab491c7901527e4e8c5f887367f6e24781d15bdfaa8d4f0&=&format=webp&width=695&height=639

[ivory marlin]

Fuck thats a good image

I like that

[gray ice]

Tfw you open discord and see messages that apply to your being

[ivory marlin]

Ivy supremacy and all that

[median steeple]

futures games show

starting

[ivory marlin]

Why are we ops then

[median steeple]

NOAW

[solar gorge]

naw

you are friend

[ivory marlin]

Waow

[sullen forge]

I’m working you BUM

[sullen forge]

Just tell me what’s interesting and not interesting

[gray ice]

I just got off work

The catch is i have to go back

[ivory marlin]

I think ima set the vivianite in this ring

I think it fits well with the chunks i got

[sterile stone]

Tony stark isn’t gonna let you go til the suit is made

Back to it

[solar gorge]

y the stream lagging this bad

future games show

more like

[sullen forge]

Lambda you ever see the foul Sinclair clip I got

[solar gorge]

dogshit game show

[sullen forge]

On a Holiday

[solar gorge]

idk

[sullen forge]

One second

[royal vortex]

Why would anyone name their show this

[solar gorge]

idk ask them

[sterile stone]

Subversion of expectations

[solar gorge]

unwatchable on twitch

[median steeple]

oi blimey

[ivory marlin]

Hi josho i was just not thinking about you

[royal vortex]

is that infrequent enough that you have to announce it

[solar gorge]

that kinda looks like dishonored

[ivory marlin]

I was thinking about pineapple

[solar gorge]

the faces

[ivory marlin]

I really want an entire pineapple

[median steeple]

that didn't tell me SHIT

[ivory marlin]

No, i don’t think about you a lot actually, pretty rare when i think about you actually

[solar gorge]

yeah

[shadow spruce]

gamma why are the biggest ops in ur game the basic mutants

[solar gorge]

what happened

coop surv horror ok

it's friendslop

[median steeple]

phasmo with guns

[ivory marlin]

Usually something horrible happens shortly after

[median steeple]

oh this game

[sullen forge]

Sigggggggggghhhhhhhh

[solar gorge]

could be cool honestly

[median steeple]

I know this game

[sullen forge]

Sloppy slop slop

[solar gorge]

yeah they showed it already

and that suck balls

[ivory marlin]

The thought of josho is an omen of danger

[median steeple]

Millennial game

[sullen forge]

You know how little this narrows it down

[solar gorge]

go find ur dumb clip

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/mgFnf96kScHHwWSy7?invite=cr-MSxvU2ksMTA3NDAxNTcz&v=15

[sterile stone]

The boy craves fruit needles

[ivory marlin]

I feel really like

[solar gorge]

certified sinclair classic

[ivory marlin]

Nauseous and lightheaded at work rn

And an entire pineapple sounda divine

[sullen forge]

Getting way better with movement but the fancier stuff im still choking with

[ivory marlin]

The things i wouldn’t do for a pineapple rn is a very short list

[solar gorge]

movement it's whtvr

macro is more important 4 u methink

movement will come naturally

duo's back gl on the fgs

ill' look when i die

fuck my 1 screen life

[median steeple]

they're milking dave heavily bro

tired of seein ghim

[ivory marlin]

Chat do you think this clip could win me a 5070 ti?

[royal vortex]

I'm sure dave is happy with the arrangement

[heady rapids]

captured with

steelseries

[sullen forge]

Honestly yeah

[heady rapids]

moments.gg

[solar gorge]

stop miliking dave wtf

[ivory marlin]

So true

[sullen forge]

I’m still getting better at when to defend lane or farm but I still need to improve there

Hell when we’re down walkers I always push lane up to their defenses before pulling back if I’m alone

I just need to learn when it’s time to do aggressive plays honestly cause I’m more afraid of feeding than anything else

[median steeple]

alrighty not my type of game

BUT

[solar gorge]

i tagged rem

[median steeple]

it looks wicked

[sterile stone]

I’m in a medical clinic you shit

[royal vortex]

What kind of fuckass wizard is this

The fuck

Who the fuck keeps that spell in their grimoire

[signal spoke]

you did not one tap it, you getting a GTX 1080 instead

[sterile stone]

Worst time to just start laughing

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-snoop-dogg-walk-gif-6103659914838197391

[sterile stone]

Darktide getting them MW2/MW3 editors from the early 2000s

The whole editing scene would be different

[ivory marlin]

Downgrade 😔

[acoustic dune]

Ey chat

I diez

[ivory marlin]

Yall remember when my old rig was making that sound and i didn’t know why?

[median steeple]

INGERLAND

I'm just here for rogue core atp

[ivory marlin]

A cord was touching a fan blade on my gpu

[heady rapids]

slop core

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/Pjv2vvSwE5U?si=pwWikHIbC5oJimQ1

peak

[sterile stone]

Prae might like this

I know he liked Dave the diver

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/YFYmj2z9dWo?si=X5NAYfvm7WUJOSFM

[frosty herald]

I love dave the diver ngl

[sterile stone]

Hire one of them old cod editors

But for Darktide

Trust

[frosty herald]

I bounced off of dredge because i found it boring

But dave the diver is so much fun

@median steeple your watching the future game show?

[sterile stone]

Seems like one of those fun time, turn brain off games

[frosty herald]

Story is pretty fun too

[sterile stone]

Didn’t realize it even had one

Or atleast a cohesive one

[misty nova]

Did bro leave?

💀

[frosty herald]

Bruh

[sterile stone]

Brother about to write a negative review somewhere