zealot-class

[unborn needle]

aaa

cringe stealth

[glossy nimbus]

I think blood redemption is pretty insignificant

[unborn needle]

never works

go full left

[glossy nimbus]

atleast fromwhat Ive been told

[plush mica]

I run it mostly cause it makes carrying randos very easy

[glossy nimbus]

what no way its one of the most effective abilities in game

You can oneshot bosses

[plush mica]

if I had a communicating team I wouldnt be running shroud

[unborn needle]

easy difficult?

[plush mica]

but i only play with randoms so I need to be supporting and helping

[glossy nimbus]

what

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-bart-simpson-kirkified-infenrus-gif-16899144913587919842

[glossy nimbus]

kill this person above me

[stuck thicket]

easily

[glossy nimbus]

oh

yeah its not that hard.

[plush mica]

god emperor smite him down!

[glossy nimbus]

especially if you grab some of the ability modifiers

[ivory marlin]

The only bad ult is book

And it has its uses

Lowkey if i wasnt on thammer id be using shroud

[plush mica]

there is ruthless backstab for more 100% more rending on backstab hit

[glossy nimbus]

but I don't think you need all of them

just one

[plush mica]

doesnt even have to be crit

[unborn needle]

yeah. Sadly my stupid random teammates decide to do everything else besides actually shoot the fucking boss while im stunning it

[glossy nimbus]

its still 100% guranteed crit w stealth

[plush mica]

riposte doesnt seem to be worth it tbh

[glossy nimbus]

Thats why you use stealth instead

:)

[ivory marlin]

So true missus

[unborn needle]

no sir

I use fury

[glossy nimbus]

I found relic blade a lot more effective than hammer

[ivory marlin]

I like thammer

[glossy nimbus]

cuz I can actually survive lmao

[plush mica]

for the auric maelstrom public queue you NEED shroud for higher chances of winnign

oterhwise it's skibidi

[glossy nimbus]

Whats so bad about stealth

[ivory marlin]

Im running thammer and chotgun

[glossy nimbus]

just get a backstab lmfao

It's great with knife and relic blade

[unborn needle]

idk, never tried it, saw a lot of builds in yt and none of them gets close to full critic dueling sword + fury buff

[plush mica]

I'll try out rending on the backstab instead of bleed stacks and see how well it works later

[glossy nimbus]

Its even more effective if you get the boss in the back of the head

thats like a double weakspot hit

[ivory marlin]

Tf2 trick stab compilation vs darktide trickstab compilations whos winning

[glossy nimbus]

Just have good positioning and activate stealth

the boss will react like you don't exist

[hard nexus]

dueling sword is also broken

[unborn needle]

I think full critic dueling sword + buff deals at least 3k damage with charged attacks on weak spot

[hard nexus]

its bad

take uncanny

[plush mica]

I already have uncanny

[hard nexus]

uncanny is better in 99% of situations

[ivory marlin]

Holy shit its meow

[hard nexus]

then dont stack both

[ivory marlin]

Did you ever finish those dishes i lowkey cant remember

[plush mica]

I just need to swap out bleed for something that could be useful

[hard nexus]

i did !

[plush mica]

all these othre blessings seem like crap

[ivory marlin]

Congrats!

[glossy nimbus]

?

[hard nexus]

precog or riposte are both good

[unborn needle]

no

[ivory marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1436198514714611742/ezgif-52788010aa2ce774.gif

[unborn needle]

im talking about fury buff

[ivory marlin]

Heres 1 jellybuck

[glossy nimbus]

do you know what finnesse damage is

[plush mica]

yeah I'd prolly have to do riposte

[spare talon]

can i get a refund

[glossy nimbus]

finnese basically gives you extra weak spot damage

[ivory marlin]

Its not for you

[spare talon]

can i get a refund anyway

[ivory marlin]

You didn’t do your dishes

[ivory marlin]

No

[unborn needle]

the whole dueling sword tree gives you a lot of finnesse damage

[ivory marlin]

Cole look at my chud som

[unborn needle]

but you know

[glossy nimbus]

150% weakspot damage??

[unborn needle]

you have to dodge attacks to actually activate it

[glossy nimbus]

activate what

oh

you mean the blessings

thats really not an issue

[unborn needle]

finesse damage buffs

[glossy nimbus]

cuz this game is very lenient on the defintion of a dodge

Why are you using this on DS? lol

I guess it knocks them down and lets you kill them easier

but like

I dont think ds has great wide attacks

kind of a pain

[spare talon]

in terms of what

[unborn needle]

my nick is ICantKillHordesDYI, but people cant read, so im forced to kill hordes myself

so any extra horde buffs is welcome

[glossy nimbus]

Oh so they have to do it for you now lol?

[spare talon]

lol???

[glossy nimbus]

can't kill hordes in the horde shooter?

[ivory marlin]

Doom if you insult cole btw you get added to the game

His dad works at fatshark or smth like that

[unborn needle]

I kill every single elite, special, bosses, ritualist with 1-3 hit for them but they cant protect me from hordes?

nice

[glossy nimbus]

With the amount of damage you do with DS I don't really feel scourage is required

[ivory marlin]

Lowkey your build should be able to do everything

[deft badge]

I am continously blessed by seeing grey names try to validate the DS

[glossy nimbus]

Uh yeah you need to be able to look after yourself in darktide lmfao

[unborn needle]

no

[glossy nimbus]

People can't fuckin baby sit you lol

[ivory marlin]

Randoms are untrsustworthy

[unborn needle]

I just spam fury and skip hordes and jump straight in a pack of specials

[ivory marlin]

Wuh

[unborn needle]

thats my gameplay 👍

[glossy nimbus]

So what you're saying is

[spare talon]

you dont have to be good at everything
you just have to be able to handle everything

[glossy nimbus]

you run ahead

[deft badge]

Sounds like you're running ahead and dying

[unborn needle]

no

every time I hit weak spot I get resistance back

[glossy nimbus]

Are you further past your team

[unborn needle]

so basically you cant stop killing specials by hitting weak spot

if you stop you die

you dont get resistance back

[ivory marlin]

Over extend past my team
Get swarmed and die
Blame teammates
Alt f4
Load up fifa

[deft badge]

Hell yeah

[unborn needle]

wait

[glossy nimbus]

Everyday I am understanding why groaner was the most deadly enemy last year

[unborn needle]

not "resistance", toughness

my eng is bad

[glossy nimbus]

Damage resistance is health and toughness resistance

[glossy nimbus]

u good dw

[ivory marlin]

I wonder if rampage! Got buffed because of smth similar

[spare talon]

i dont think zealot has anything specifically related to hitting weakspots for toughness

[glossy nimbus]

DOGSHIT PLAYERS

[ivory marlin]

Literally constantly forgot exhaustion was a thing

[glossy nimbus]

doom if you want to actually survive in this game use tactical axe

A lot better.

god tier weapon

Use the mark with the highest damage

[ivory marlin]

Use fatmogus lowkey

[glossy nimbus]

they cant afford that yet

[unborn needle]

but I never said im dying lmao

I play fine, even in auric

[plush mica]

Youre forgetting where [ BOT ] Lamark clutches up

[deft badge]

I think rampage buff was justified I'm ngl

[glossy nimbus]

How're you surviving when you can't kill hordes

[unborn needle]

the problem is when people only focus specials faster than me and forces me to kill hordes

[ivory marlin]

My boy dickot always been a day 1

[unborn needle]

this build is not for hordes

[deft badge]

Like if SG gets to exist with zero downsides and free entrance half of the time.

[glossy nimbus]

It's a HORDE SHOOTER.

[deft badge]

Rampage didn't deserve a debuff

[glossy nimbus]

[unborn needle]

so specials and elites doesnt count as enemies ? I see

[deft badge]

What difficulty do you commonly play?

[ivory marlin]

I think rampage was fine

[glossy nimbus]

Are you capable of killing a horde of specials or no

[ivory marlin]

No clue why they removed exhaustion

[unborn needle]

y

try my build

[spare talon]

but in a perfect world
scriers is nerfed
and the rampage debuff is made both meaningful and interesting and cool to be a part of the ability

[unborn needle]

find 30 gunner all together

[glossy nimbus]

hell no lmfao

[unborn needle]

jump on them

and have fun

[glossy nimbus]

I'm fine thanks 💀

[spare talon]

i will stick with fatmangus which can do exactly that and kill hordes and survive 100 bursters and one shot captains in havoc 40

[glossy nimbus]

I'm sticking with my tact axe

[ivory marlin]

@spare talon why was exhaustion removed and does it have to do with smth that rhyms with “shad shlayers”

[spare talon]

yes

[glossy nimbus]

very OP

[deft badge]

Look I agree with you but we live in the world where psyker doesn't get nerfed lol.

[glossy nimbus]

yes.

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-gif-5681650394190168184

[glossy nimbus]

psyker mains go to hell when they die so its not an issue

[deft badge]

I still can't believe psyker as a class is allowed to exist

[unborn needle]

auric and damnation

[ivory marlin]

I would fuck that up lowkey

[deft badge]

I can't believe I've had people tell me psyker isn't some insanely stupid broken class

[ivory marlin]

Give me like a gallon of Dr Pepper

Video of subway surfers

[deft badge]

I can't believe Vect tried telling me psyker is squisher than Vet and Scum

[ivory marlin]

Youll never hear from me again

[spare talon]

theyre squishy so its okay because they dont take the "never die" talents so they dont know that psyker cant die

[deft badge]

They're not that squishy tho ime

[spare talon]

cuz theyre not

theyre fucking tanky as shit

[deft badge]

Ik

[glossy nimbus]

Okay so doom you're able to kill a horde of specials

yes?

[ivory marlin]

@solar gorge apollo lowkey looks cool

[glossy nimbus]

How do you do against a stampede of ragers

[deft badge]

Everytime I play psyker i go "this is such a stupid class why is this allowed"

[glossy nimbus]

Everytime I test it in meatgrinder I become uninterested

[deft badge]

If havoc pmo too much I just play psyker for free games I'm ngl

[glossy nimbus]

nothing about it rewards skill

beyond just paying attention to ur peril

[deft badge]

No skill class with completely and totally deluded mains I'm ngl

[glossy nimbus]

but theres 2 abilities thats basically a get out of jail free card

lmfao

[glossy nimbus]

If you can kill a horde of specials in a short amount of time then it should be a good build to deal with anything less than that

[ivory marlin]

I use assail voidstrike staff and the single target sword that the alt fire stabs

[glossy nimbus]

but you're saying it can't kill hordes??

[ivory marlin]

And walls

Id only use the walls to stun mutants

[spare talon]

#hivescum-class message

[deft badge]

I firmly agree

[unborn needle]

@spare talon Blood redemption, fury of faithful gives 50% toughness too, enduring faith, prime target, stalwart,

the whole fury tree have ability cooldown regen buffs

so just spam fury every time you kill a special/elite with critic and you get toughness back

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a106eaca-ba7f-4b8c-9a56-a36854339838/oneshot-everything-carapaces-armour-2-3-hits

[deft badge]

Psyker just gets to ignore mechanics every other class is forced to partake in

[spare talon]

so this is just
standard zealot duelling sword build

but with some worse talents

like blood redemption and punishment instead of second wind and twbs

[glossy nimbus]

^^^

[unborn needle]

must be

[glossy nimbus]

I'm gonna sound like a complete asshole

but

a wound when you're not playing martyrdom

[deft badge]

That's okay I reguarly sound like an asshole

[spare talon]

oh wait what

theres a wound curio??

[glossy nimbus]

yes there is

lmao

[spare talon]

what in the hell are these curios

[glossy nimbus]

I didnt even look at the perks

[spare talon]

coherency toughness
bomber resist
sprint efficiency

[glossy nimbus]

toughness regen is a waste

[unborn needle]

those are wrong

[deft badge]

It only gets better

[unborn needle]

I changed them

[glossy nimbus]

acvtual waste of time

my god

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2022109318251000176

nathan 🇵🇸 (@moveimemo)

MY ENTIRE FUCKING FEED IS JUST THE ALEX JONES CLIP

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[unborn needle]

forgot to edit the build

ill change it later

[glossy nimbus]

fair fair

still

wild.

[unborn needle]

yeah

new zealot

didnt get good curios yet

[glossy nimbus]

mm

https://youtu.be/yEDK2jYeXe4 To prove to you stealth is good, use the build in this video. @unborn needle

You don't need to use the same curios just use the same talents

the knife, is a solid weapon

[unborn needle]

wait

[unborn needle]

im sure theres a wrong talent in the tree too

[glossy nimbus]

in your build?

[unborn needle]

which gives wound

lemme find it

and change to second wind

[unborn needle]

yeah

forgot to change it

[glossy nimbus]

remove blood redemption and get second wind

[spare talon]

and remove punishment and take twbs

[unborn needle]

twbs?

[spare talon]

thy wrath be swift

[unborn needle]

k

[spare talon]

full stun immunity

[deft badge]

Good talent

[unborn needle]

alr

I found it

[spare talon]

yknow how you are stunned for a sec when youre hit in melee

[glossy nimbus]

Even better tip

[spare talon]

that just doesnt happen anymore

[glossy nimbus]

stop using ds

:)

[unborn needle]

blinded by blood

useless in this build

[glossy nimbus]

ah

[spare talon]

also any pushback from flamers and stuff doesnt exist anymore

[glossy nimbus]

what

[glossy nimbus]

ooooh shit

[spare talon]

and you wont be canceled out of an auspex when youre hit

[glossy nimbus]

I need to read the guide more

[glossy nimbus]

Are you a fan of being stunned and unable to attack

[spare talon]

not to mention the bonus 15% movement speed when taking any form of damage

[unborn needle]

im talking about blinded by blood, chill

[spare talon]

which includes being chipped by ranged

[unborn needle]

its in my tree

I forgot to change it too

changing rn

[glossy nimbus]

but you really do not need bleeding with DS

[unborn needle]

yeah

thats exactly what im saying

[glossy nimbus]

oh so ur gonna remove it?

[unborn needle]

y

[glossy nimbus]

sweet

[unborn needle]

its wrong

[glossy nimbus]

yeah ur already killing things very fast

in like a few hits

its more required for low damage weapons

[unborn needle]

idk why I left those wounds and bleeding there lmao

im not using it in game

[glossy nimbus]

thank god

[unborn needle]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a106eaca-ba7f-4b8c-9a56-a36854339838/oneshot-everything-carapaces-armour-2-3-hits alr

done

[glossy nimbus]

remove blood redemption

[unborn needle]

Im keeping blood redemption, I dont really get stunned while im spamming fury

at least with my play styile

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-its-over-over-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-gif-24854081

[unborn needle]

I dont think you realize I masturbate my F key instead of walking towards flammers and etc

I just jump on them

[glossy nimbus]

but its super useless compared to twb

[glossy nimbus]

You should start playing a bit more strategic with it so you have atleast one charge when you really need it

[unborn needle]

you gonna need a lot of thoughness to survive if you jump (literally close range) in a horde of specials and elites, especially buwarks

speaking from experience

[glossy nimbus]

if you need toughness just murder the horde in front of you lol

its not a lot extra toughness

[unborn needle]

takes time to charge attacks

its not fast as you think

[glossy nimbus]

its almost like ds has dogshit horde clear

[unborn needle]

alr

[glossy nimbus]

also..charge attacks? Are you doing heavys on each individual elite

probably

[unborn needle]

bro? its a full critic build

you think I use light attacks?

[glossy nimbus]

yea just in my experience its a lot better to kill multiple at the same time and fast

wheres that guide

[unborn needle]

charge, use fury (it doesnt cancel the charge), hit weak spot, dodge whatever is trying to kill you, repeat the process

it takes idk, 3 seconds to do that

[spare talon]

the light attacks deal enough damage on the first enemy to still kill them if theyre a horde enemy, and it has enough cleave with against the odds to hit 2-3 more

like
use the attacks that are meant for multiple enemies? idk

[unborn needle]

im talking about elites and specials

not regular enemies

[visual stream]

Having a great match on Silver

[spare talon]

.

[glossy nimbus]

My tac axe build lets me absolutely shred through elites

[visual stream]

Hit & Ler ult me into Lash ult

Every time I show up

[spare talon]

the initial statement was about hordes

[unborn needle]

.

"horde of elites and specials"/crushers

5 buwarks

10 ragers

15 gunners

etc

https://streamable.com/zuuj4w embed for me, honey

[spare talon]

idk i tend to just avoid the attacks and then kill them

[stuck thicket]

https://youtu.be/XZj2B_oo-80?si=odW2kbV1he1rKsnU

i love this song

[spare talon]

or i just say fuck it and run fatmangus

[ornate bone]

what y'all shitting yourselves about

[spare talon]

and have no toughness ever

[unborn needle]

I just say fuck it, jump on them, clear them and leave intact, bcs im constantly getting toughness back

[glossy orbit]

FatMangus changed my life

[unborn needle]

shit works

[spare talon]

fat mangoes

[glossy orbit]

I don't know for sure if it was 100% me

but I am pretty sure I one-shotted a beast of Nurgle on Havoc 29 with Mangus

[spare talon]

not surprised

[glossy orbit]

stealth brace/charge attack into weakpoint on back

that felt pretty good

and also those moments where you use stealth to res the whole team

and save runs

[spare talon]

relic blade and stealth just kinda fuck

[glossy orbit]

I'm not great at getting the brace/charge attack on Relic every single time

the button/key press combo sometimes just doesn't seem to work for me

[spare talon]

id been meaning to try it since combine uses it a lot with marty but it was only when fatmangus rolled around did i actually start to enjoy the relic blade

[glossy orbit]

but when it works it really works

I got a group the other day who told me I wasn't doing enough damage (they wanted to do H40 when I'd asked for LFG in a Havoc 29-30 lmao)

and said I needed to just change the build to book

[spare talon]

god now i wanna fatmangus in h40 again

but im literally handicapped cuz i still cant wear headphones

[glossy orbit]

I was like, yeh the point is not that I'm doing the most damage

when we have an inferno staff psyker

and a plasma vet

and a fucking tauntgryn

[spare talon]

(i do that tho)

[glossy nimbus]

dont hurt urself cole

[spare talon]

the point IS that i am doing the most damage

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-eating-fat-chips-lays-gif-19733564

[glossy nimbus]

fatass monke

https://tenor.com/view/big-monkey-eating-chinese-cabbage-celeb-face-reveal-gif-17280303

[frosty herald]

Only 1.5k damage taken...

[spare talon]

i just got declined from an h40

im too skinny ig

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2022151794403815669

Banana Man (@OhNoItsAlexx)

MGS4 got a PC port before Bloodborne

X · Feb 13, 2026, 3:32 AM

[glossy nimbus]

i think my biggest gripe with new bolter is

less ammo

:(

it feels better to use

[spare talon]

my big gripe with new bolter is
why didnt we have it sooner

[glossy nimbus]

but its so upsetting that it has less ammo

[lunar fable]

I love the new bolter

I haven't touched the original mark since we got it

[glossy nimbus]

its good for just stagger yeah?

i have 200 hours in hd2

and

756 hours in dt

brain damage

[lunar fable]

There are probably clips of it destroying packs of specials

I haven't played in a while so I don't have any

[delicate shadow]

those are baby numbers compared to many

[glossy nimbus]

i just think its a bit telling which game has me in its clutches a bit more

Im probably gonna farm sc w my bf tomorrow

need more warbonds

[lunar fable]

Credit farming

[glossy nimbus]

i wanna get as much as possible so I dont need to worry about it anymore

i hate that weapons are locked behind a paywall

thats complete ass.

but I guess its yet another

seasonal pass

[lunar fable]

The last time I played it was around the time we got the halo warbond

And I managed to get the 100sc drop 3 times in one session

[glossy nimbus]

sick

[lunar fable]

I only have like 150 hours in hd2

[glossy nimbus]

i dropped it cuz I just was not having fun anymore

anyway

[lunar fable]

My friends stopped playing so I did too

[glossy nimbus]

what classes can make dclaw useable

[lunar fable]

Same kinda goes for darktide rn

[glossy nimbus]

on

havoc 40

shouldve said that first

cuz I love dclaw on auric

but man not being able to kill carapace sucks

[glossy orbit]

How do you hit the most damage with FatMangos

[glossy nimbus]

hard to die and with relic blade you're just crazy

also

stealth

oneshotting bosses

[spare talon]

just make sure sustained and ij are up high

[glossy nimbus]

yea

[spare talon]

then stab captains in back of head

[glossy orbit]

Which Boltgun is the best Mk currently

[glossy nimbus]

new one

[calm salmon]

It's definitely the worst part about Arrowhead's business plan.

They really, really do not care about "f2p" players

[glossy nimbus]

its what made me stop playing too

[calm salmon]

I will give them kudos for making the two mechs and tank free though

[glossy nimbus]

a lack of new weapons

no new way to play

[calm salmon]

While the mechs took awhile for them to figure out, they've been really good since the fixes

[glossy nimbus]

without paying

:/

[calm salmon]

and the tank is just good (and somehow bug free) - I just wish it had neutral steering

[calm salmon]

Better grind your pretty little nuts off in the SC mines of difficulty 2 missions with a warp pack you probably don't own and an FRV

[lunar fable]

The exosuits are worth taking now?

[calm salmon]

Have been for a long time

Maybe not against bots

But definitely against the Illuminate and Bugs

[lunar fable]

I haven't played in ages

[frosty herald]

They increased the durable damage a few enemies do

So mechs are continously getting weaker

[lunar fable]

You know it's been a while when back then you could blow yourself up with your own rockets

[frosty herald]

And arrowhead still has the mediocre excuse that 2 mechs cant be used in a single loadout cause of server issues

[calm salmon]

You still can with the shield backpack

Tank is unlimited

just a 7 minute cooldown

[lunar fable]

Unlimited

[calm salmon]

But you can have 4x every 7 minutes, so about 16 a mission give or take

[frosty herald]

Not like youll ever have more than 2 mechs with the absurdly long cooldown time

[calm salmon]

And unfortunately you can't bring both in the same lineup without abusing a bug

(That got patched? I can't remember)

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1471014719770066944/1471747782103793694/no_more_dynamo.mp4?ex=69900f6f&is=698ebdef&hm=612765e5abd3f1e636e74bd88f399526d16530b234bbe06bd78f38b0fb88a541& my friend is no longer allowed to play dynamo

it's worth noting he was also running gun dynamo

[signal spoke]

Why Swedish lie

[stuck thicket]

TODAYS WORDLE MAKES ME WANT TO CURB STOMP A NEWBORN BABY

[lunar fable]

I just got it in 3

[stuck thicket]

i didnt even know that word existed

[lunar fable]

Tbf it's not formal

It's just another way of calling somebody a freeloader

[calm salmon]

judge me chat

[spare talon]

i just realized ive never actually saved a clip of a h40 captain one shot

[frosty herald]

ZAMNNNNNNN

[spare talon]

also i hate having to run spidey sense but im literally not wearing headphones cuz of the head staples
i have them around my neck with volume set really high so its basically just mono audio

so i have no sense of direction

and even then im still eating shit to bursters cuz i just dont pay attention to spidey sense anyway

[signal spoke]

the captain death grunt was a good reaction of that one tap

I would react the same

[drowsy steppe]

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/jason-momoa-helldivers-release-date-november-2027-1236659604/

[frozen kernel]

Reminds me of the time I panic shut one in a door

[frozen kernel]

I really hope they do the thing where everyone has like 5 minutes of screen time

every time someone dies, it’s a new actor in the next pod that gets called down

But it’s Sony so I won’t hold my breath

[frosty herald]

Ure like frankenstein

[frosty herald]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3859630/METAL_GEAR_SOLID_MASTER_COLLECTION_Vol2/

Steam

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[ornate bone]

Not me

I always look good

[frosty herald]

@median steeple the astral plane has 100% breached into manhattan

Its white and gold

[signal spoke]

august....

I dont wanna wait

But never have too much faith on konami and likely drop another half baked collection as was Vol 1 on release

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/control-resonant-control-2-pigeon-polaris-dylan-gif-5821547822346240171

[undone pewter]

Didn't they update it yesterday?

[frosty herald]

Resonants are remnants of people who once held great power, now corrupted and twisted by the same mysterious force threatening reality itself. While encountering Resonants is dangerous, defeating them is the primary way Dylan expands his supernatural arsenal, as each one he vanquishes rewards him with a brand-new combat ability. This is why our game is called Control Resonant!

I hope that we get a ||northmoor|| bossfight then

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1471801598932946944/ssstwitter.com_1770967476768.mp4?ex=6990418d&is=698ef00d&hm=6d768786b093d18511ad8a2ed47469cf2f1946e7de3e87cbafd35ba659a894fd&

[solar gorge]

he rlly is but i havnt played him yet

and the ppl who got him had no idea what they were doing with the char

it's hard to pratcite the new characters when every1 wanna play them too

[undone pewter]

His parry is fucked ul

22 second cooldown counter spell at t0

15 at t1

[solar gorge]

it's so good

https://x.com/inteldeadlock/status/2022072667877388729

Deadlock Intel (@IntelDeadlock)

All 6 new Deadlock heroes, side by side!

X · Feb 12, 2026, 10:17 PM

apollo is so tall

[frosty herald]

I think silver venator and apollo are the same height

Silver is just hunched over a lil

[drowsy steppe]

venator kinda blends in too much with the background

his design is relatively the weakest

Christian views on wearing black vary from representing priestly humility and, for priests, a call to die to sin and serve, to being viewed by some as representing evil or demonic, often associated with spiritual bondage interesting

[solar gorge]

venator stands completely straight and he's still a little bit smaller

[frosty herald]

I like that apollo has sneakers

Even as a demon hes dripped out

[solar gorge]

he's still in hs

[solar gorge]

the clown makeup kinda peak lwky

[hearty nebula]

Lore accurate

[wheat matrix]

Yeah every Apollo I had yesterday turboed it

[drowsy steppe]

mostly buffs for Silver

werewolf sweep baby

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373014708617220167/1464628955561726054/caption.gif

[solar gorge]

needed gun buff

and a buff to ult for some dumb fucking reason

[wheat matrix]

Wait

They buffed silver?

[drowsy steppe]

yeah

new patch

https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-204182

[drowsy steppe]

I mean in teamfights it absolutely needs the buff when you have to hit your shots and be proactive just to proc it

[wheat matrix]

That explains why I was doing absurd stupid amounts of damage with her 1

[solar gorge]

i mean the ult itself

not the gun

the ult didn't need buffs

[drowsy steppe]

I know

her early to mid game scaling is not great

and you wanna max ult asap

[wheat matrix]

Making it a bit easier to proc and reducing the damage resist on it feels fine

I typically max 1 then ult

[solar gorge]

ult is good out of the box

max 1 firsdt

it also maxes the bite wich is the best ability in ult

[wheat matrix]

i think her 2 is better in ult

reduces bullet resist and stuff

but 1 is best for long fights and best overall

i might start maxing 1, two points in 2, then maxing ult

@solar gorge are u playin?

oh

LOL

[sacred jay]

jeez it really is a moba

[glossy orbit]

but you don't deny his allegations

[sacred jay]

nah my dads are both green berets

[glossy orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/commando-green-berets-gif-14749665301750870295

[misty nova]

Your moms are both wicca and they raised a witch

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2022082736375357844

MacMens (@MacMens010)

Konami after that pachinko money started drying up

X · Feb 12, 2026, 10:57 PM

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2022091737603400023

Whira (@OOWhira)

Live footage of Konami catching bandai and square enix lacking

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FxTwitter · Feb 12, 2026, 11:33 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2022085448764727606

Santa Monica Studio – God of War Sons of Sparta (@SonySantaMonica...

🤝

X · Feb 12, 2026, 11:08 PM

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431767540165640325/1465175405223739487/gemalert.gif

[stuck thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1429412554626564238/1468461752319475763/togif.gif

[solar gorge]

mine is a 8 hours shift in da freezr

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gigachad-13

[frosty herald]

i forgot valentines was even happening

[misty nova]

Brazilians don't commemorate it in February

[final forge]

Anyone know why I got approved for a havoc and could accept but the next game different group i get approved but no popup?

[misty nova]

Idk so in my limited knowledge I'm just going to say that you got Fatshark'd

Lol

[final forge]

ive got obese'd 3 times now QQ

[drowsy steppe]

I get called a r word yesterday

never change MOBA players

[ivory marlin]

I have a half day today

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471844604881145887/mohammed_and_kareem.mov?ex=6990699b&is=698f181b&hm=6bc1d2067a51d450072876d513ff4c001849c72d0cafd5bbe1afdc6967f8618b&

[carmine falcon]

habibi baracaloooooni

[hushed knoll]

I don’t understand this

[ivory marlin]

Ok so the cat (me) is going to work hoping it wont be a long or stressful day at said job

But said job is literally the long day factory

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1406988061509681285/image0.gif

[carmine falcon]

angels of death series is kino

[shadow spruce]

Omg hi pill

[shadow spruce]

Hi Stan

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1467985033905311943/OkiWinN.gif

[placid fiber]

I'm pretty sure I was there when you and lex were making up the other day >.>

[shadow spruce]

U was

[placid fiber]

Hi tho

[shadow spruce]

Gonna be real I just did a sink load of dishes

Adderall fucks

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

HI MOTTS

[shadow spruce]

Still “cooking” biohazards stan?

[placid fiber]

Still eating hard shell tacos with a fork and knife

And I don't mean as a taco salad

[shadow spruce]

Yeah that checks out

[shadow spruce]

Foul creature

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-get-a-load-of-this-guy-look-at-this-guy-come-on-bruh-gif-18066748999193463069

[shadow spruce]

Mobile discord just sent me straight from a dm back here

I can’t escape

[drowsy steppe]

just noticed my lash was just watching me fight two people in a winnable fight

its over

https://tenor.com/view/my-students-are-all-morons-obeyme-obeymelucifer-obeyme-lucifer-lucifer-gif-691857863477155547

[carmine falcon]

u shoukd lash out at him

[shadow spruce]

He hates you and wants you to die

[prisma magnet]

Does deadlock already have official controller support or do i have to use steam layout thing if I wanna play it on controller?

[shadow spruce]

no clue but if so i think the steam layout thing should work just fine

[prisma magnet]

Fair, but official support is always less janky. And one of my friends plays on steamdeck, so the layout thing is even more janky for her

[shadow spruce]

i used it once to make a switch controller layout into an xbox controller layout and i didnt have any real issues with it

can someone explain to me how even though im making like 4 times more than my city's debt its still gonna take almost a whole day to pay it off

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2022309463122731146

Helldivers 2 Memes (@HD2Memes)

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein
10. Feb. 2026, 7pm

Really enjoying this new update. i like the new enemy. , Vox Engine

X · Feb 13, 2026, 1:58 PM

[shadow spruce]

💀

[hushed knoll]

I never cook biohazards

My food is good

[shadow spruce]

...

[hushed knoll]

You should try it bro

Instead of making baseless claims 😔

[shadow spruce]

i feel like eating the floppy bacon would give me food poisoning

[frosty herald]

LOL

[hushed knoll]

It’s cooked, just floppy

[shadow spruce]

it looks raw

[opaque island]

i want to see a video of you actually eating one of the things you show in here

[hushed knoll]

We’ve been over this

[opaque island]

I wasnt here for it

[shadow spruce]

oh stan did anything happen with ur roommate that u kept sniffing

[hushed knoll]

There’s a video of me eating popcorn kernels

[hushed knoll]

[shadow spruce]

because you liked his cologne

[hushed knoll]

He did smell good

He let me smell him

[violet hornet]

Indeed you seem to prefer them raw lmao

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-gollum-gif-27434633

[heady rapids]

is this worse than knify eating garlic though

[hushed knoll]

I eat garlic

[hushed knoll]

It’s not raw

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1386740878697169039/1447573926845612244/dirt-1.gif

[hushed knoll]

Why are you doing this

[placid fiber]

We got our answer, so yes

[hushed knoll]

Oh hi darkpillthony

Long time no see

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/587106436249813048/1471748280630247577/fish_sees_you.mp4?ex=69900fe5&is=698ebe65&hm=0afda833ec94fd7d09e796dca55b207bfc0a902c09647f1e9b2dca453cc13543&

[shadow spruce]

hi fish

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jaws-jaws2

[shadow spruce]

thank you no mans sky for having bugs that i still dont know how they arent patched out

id send a clip of one of them thats really bad but its like 50mb

[heady rapids]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/58tXzsMDcn

[shadow spruce]

yeah but i still have to PAY FOR IT

[carmine lance]

Ok so like, i understand I am playing at a lower elo and that I’m still learning how to navigate the flow of deadlock, but man, why is it consistently an issue where people just fuck off into other lanes during laning phase?

Like if you’re going for power up, ok sure I can get that

You’re probably gonna return to your lane

But the amount of times I’ve suddenly had paige or rem in my lane when I’ve already got my buddy is just

Brother what the fuck are you doing

[undone pewter]

Best to lane swap after mogging your lane

[shadow spruce]

well its because they hate you and want you to be broke as shit

[heady rapids]

that's why you play street brawl

[deft badge]

This is normal in valve mobas

[carmine lance]

Like I’m not gonna deny I’m ass while I’m still playing

I’m still seeker II

Im learning shit

But come on dawg it’s sad if somehow I’m more aware than these people

[deft badge]

Okay, but it's normal in valve mobas. Its not league where it's am exception that someone leaves lane early.

This happens in Dota also

[carmine lance]

Damn

I thought you stay in lane until enemy guardian is down

[deft badge]

Win lane, leave whoever is carrying more to get fed off solo farm, someone else helps another lane to get more macro pressure

[carmine lance]

Oh yeah I’m saying like this was maybe 2 minutes in

Match was still just starting

[deft badge]

I've had enemy guardians down in 3 so

[carmine lance]

Trust me when I say none were down lol

[full nebula]

https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM?si=jkODK2TWqaVzyPEv

Hood classic

[violet hornet]

Roaming to gank, push another lane, or kill jungle is pretty typical in mobas of your lane pushes too far and you don't want to get ganked or you just killed your lane opponent and want to leverage that downtime

[carmine lance]

Also, so just as I’m trying to better understand deadlock’s flow, should I start roaming with silver for picks

Once we’re done laning

I know some characters are better suited for ganking

[deft badge]

Yeah

[carmine lance]

See that I understand

[frosty herald]

Inb4 you commit a great evil

And play league to learn mobas

[carmine lance]

Im giving shit because everyone was still laning

There was no fucking reason for rem to leave his lane

[violet hornet]

Yeah 2 or 3 mins in is very early to roam lol

I would think that's weird in any moba

[deft badge]

I've seen it happen a lot ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[carmine lance]

Keep in mind I’m still only in seeker II

[violet hornet]

Granted one of the best things about mobas is when you break the meta for a laugh, like having a whole team just push one lane briefly at the start to kill a tower early

[carmine lance]

This elo kinda sucks

[deft badge]

Dude the elo is fake anyway

[carmine lance]

People drop everything to go for urn

[violet hornet]

Whole team hiding in a bush to kill one enemy

[deft badge]

Its an alpha

[deft badge]

Yes having a monetary advantage is good

[carmine lance]

They will be 50k above and play like they’re losing

It’s just

[deft badge]

Do you like

[carmine lance]

Full of baffling decisions lmao

[deft badge]

Fail to understand starving the enemy of resources is ideal in a moba

[carmine lance]

No I get the idea behind it

I mean people will drop EVERYTHING for it

It does not matter WHAT they’re in the middle of

[acoustic dune]

gayming

[carmine lance]

People also don’t go for powerup spawns

I go for them lol

Lane management also gets neglected

Im often on lane janitor duty

People don’t secure souls

Granted it’s not always needed but like people could at least try to deny them

[ebon bobcat]

Bot tried to add me

[frosty herald]

Une por favor

[ebon bobcat]

I still have to know what this new scam tactic is

But theses bots trying to add you instantly after joining your server is weird

[shadow spruce]

i had a few trying to fake being a whole ass server

like they just named themselves variations of the server name

[carmine lance]

It’s funny to me when people who do that “please commission me!” scam add me because I get to intimidate them with my own art

Even if im still learning, apparently it’s good enough where they kinda just shrug and try a different mark

[acoustic dune]

spain

more like

pain

[sterile stone]

Oh my bad chief

I spent all of yesterday DYING

[ebon bobcat]

When toxic relationship:

[shadow spruce]

most anything involving argus gets toxic

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-ncr-fallout-ncr-ncr-ranger-ncr-veteran-ranger-gif-9078684923136592548

people wanna headcanon this is the courier but like

dude doesnt have his pip boy

[ebon bobcat]

HOLY SHIT COURIER 6 FNV

[ivory marlin]

“Its because its him in the cutscene” not its not lmao its just a ranger

[carmine falcon]

nah the vet cadian helm is the best

easily

[shadow spruce]

boo

[sterile stone]

I won't lie

[ivory marlin]

Oh howdy argus

How goes

[sterile stone]

It is a bit odd seeing a ranger wearing the advanced riot armor

Like

Standard vet ranger armor doesn't have the shoulder pads

[carmine lance]

I like how you can join the rangers in fo2

[sterile stone]

Which could imply they either had some in reserves or someone had the balls to go into the divide to find more armor

[olive raven]

God

[carmine lance]

Back when it was literally only 2 members

[shadow spruce]

mornign lex

[ivory marlin]

Its been like what, 50 years since the game?

[olive raven]

Hi mort

I’ve finally beaten my mortgage lender into submission

[ivory marlin]

Probably someone went into the divide

[shadow spruce]

baller

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-dexter-morgan-idk-gif-2440520923239485215

[ivory marlin]

Lowkey need to finish season 2

Sat down to watch it

[shadow spruce]

im waiting for it to completely release before i start watching it

[ivory marlin]

Got through episode 2 and then people tried to socialize with me and i lost all will to exist

[frosty herald]

It just an ncr ranger

[frosty herald]

I wouldnt be surprised if the dlc will be explored in season 3

Or if blueprints for an armored ranger duster were found

[ivory marlin]

People cannot fathom the idea of unnamed npcs having aura

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547197521248911362/1471850218373906563/2dc90d90-1146-4765-9890-456c8cdc87aa.jpg?ex=69906ed5&is=698f1d55&hm=32da2a89ff603e9ef546f67bf8c5b033e161fb8f53b57d1c0fb02c8bdce5199c&

[sterile stone]

I mean if the gun runners still have old blueprints from pre-war guns

Anything is honestly possible

[violet hornet]

Hi jelly how ya doing

[ivory marlin]

Im alright

Still waking up despite being at work the past 3 hours

Get to leave early tho

[median steeple]

thos headcanons are fucking lame

let the NCR aura farm

I don't like the everything has to be C6 theories

it's boring

[frosty herald]

The courier six could very well be dead

[shadow spruce]

he most likely is

[frosty herald]

Or the courier is a cyborg ghoul (the cooler option)

[placid fiber]

A proper Stan lunch

[shadow spruce]

truly

[placid fiber]

Actually that might be a bit tame for Stan

[heady rapids]

i mean

[frosty herald]

Was this an attempt at a chili dog

[shadow spruce]

no enough floppy bacon

[heady rapids]

he has access to all the organ implants

[placid fiber]

Don't look at me, it was a sticker I got from the gungeon server lol

I find it funny tho

[placid fiber]

exactly

[frosty herald]

Subdermal armor pheonix system

Depends on canon but a tesla coil for a brain

[sterile stone]

Even if you choose to get your original organs back

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277500347516321792/1371480590284750948/1x.webp

[sterile stone]

He still has coils and wires inside his body that effectively can make him live longer.

And if you let Klein live, I'm sure he'd help you aswell.

[frosty herald]

The courier is canonically a cyborg i believe

[hard nexus]

booorreeeeed

[sterile stone]

@olive raven If you were wondering why I said you'd never play rem 2

[frosty herald]

Its valentines tommorow

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h2OyY7vslt8

It's shit like this

[hard nexus]

yeah i know i’m killing myself tomorrow

[sterile stone]

If you don't hit a frame perfect dodge during this entire fight

You die and start it all over from the beginning

[placid fiber]

I caught a pokemon

[deft badge]

Tbf id have eaten that when I was like

9

[placid fiber]

Me too lol

[deft badge]

Yk

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[deft badge]

Im a fuckin sucker for chili cheese dogs

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-hitting-cat-cat-punching-cat-cat-slapping-cat-orange-cat-hitting-cat-gif-6585435513579432745

[hard nexus]

whuh

[placid fiber]

Just date yourself smh my head

[wheat matrix]

9 year old me would have fucking Kirby inhaled that shit

[deft badge]

And look at you, still inhaling weiners to this day.

[sullen forge]

Zealot stacks are really fucking miserable

holy shit

[verbal marlin]

Something I was wondering about Skullcrusher:
So the way it sounds like it works is, you hit them to stagger them or they need to be previously staggered; then you hit them, and they take the +40% damage debuff; and on the next hit they take the extra damage.
Is that all correct?

[frosty herald]

Hehehe

[sterile stone]

Someone clearly never played with more than 1 psyker on the team

[violet hornet]

Full hive scum team would like a word

[sullen forge]

No I dont want to not have ammo cause of all of them grabbing ammo at 90% whilst im at 5% cause im making sure specials aren't butchering them

[violet hornet]

What kind of zealot picks up ammo

[sullen forge]

They were scumming all the resources

never have I ever wanted to fucking kill myself more

[heady rapids]

clearly you havent played with 3 ogryns

[deft badge]

Nightmare comp

[violet hornet]

Peak zealot kills everything with melee and throwing knife, never picks up ammo, always lets teammates use medicae first and can't even pick up grenades

[sullen forge]

I have

[gleaming furnace]

nah thats just bachelorslop. stan would have at least one ingredient raw

[sullen forge]

Zealot is up there with annoying

[deft badge]

I'm ngl Og has become my least favorite class to see in the wild

[sterile stone]

Bro go the Mr.E/Tanner zealots

[spare talon]

todays the day

[heady rapids]

nah they run shroudfield knife, speedrun, get netted and call you a slur before leaving

[deft badge]

Congrats tubeboy

[sterile stone]

Hope the brain tube goo doesn't slide on out

[untold dove]

i will finish a match at 0 ammo with 0 ammo picked up, if you can't play without your gun you don't deserve it.

[frosty herald]

The intelligence of ogryn players matches the ogryn himself

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-pou-hanging-pou-suicide-hanging-noose-gif-9561747451850049061

[deft badge]

No other class has gotten toxic on mic in havoc anywhere near as much as Og ime

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stardust-sandevistan-edgerunners-david-gif-26780514

[gleaming furnace]

i will finish at full with all ammo picked up. if u cant play without ur gun u dont deserve it

[deft badge]

Its not even the stupidity of em

[devout vault]

Its varied for me between Ogryn an Vet

Both can be pretty arsey

[deft badge]

Agreed tbh

[spare talon]

guys i think mines broken
i try activating it but all that happens is i feel more stupid

[gleaming furnace]

sry was me

[deft badge]

Vets do it more in text chat tho ime, Ogs do it on mic

[untold dove]

so true

[verbal marlin]

Y'know if everyone you're playing with is an asshole, it might not be them... :P

[frosty herald]

Your deck might be busted

[ionic zephyr]

Im pretty new here. Did you have surgery lol?

[deft badge]

Never said it was everyone.

[gleaming furnace]

brain transplant

[deft badge]

Didn't even say it was every ogryn.

[frosty herald]

Ogryns hotmic with the cheetos

[frosty herald]

He got a sandevistan implant

[devout vault]

Im only toxic in souls games 😄

[sullen forge]

Alright yea

no more darktide for a bit

[deft badge]

It would be preferential

[heady rapids]

back to pugging helldivers

[sullen forge]

fucking game really just hit me with unavoidable sniper shot cause 2 hounds ran past by and did the unavoidable

you will be staggered

and you will be happy

[deft badge]

I've been helping someone level a fresh character on my level 200+ monstrosity and when someone invades i 1-2 shot them and tbag lol

[sullen forge]

so I just had to eat a 175+ Damage shot I could dodge easily

[frosty herald]

Your washed

[spare talon]

i had a vp shunt put in

[devout vault]

All well and good till you get a determined twink lmfao

[sullen forge]

How

[sullen forge]

Seriously how

[deft badge]

They're allowed to try

[sullen forge]

how the fuck am I supposed to react to a hound rounding a corner

[frosty herald]

What you shouldve done is hide behind a teammate

[sullen forge]

hard staggering me with 0 context

[verbal marlin]

Still wondering about this.

[sullen forge]

and then I just eat unavoidable damage

please

enlighten me

[devout vault]

Ime its very easy to kill overlevel phantoms because they get super fuckin cocky which inevitably results in mistakes 😄

[ionic zephyr]

so brain too big?

[gleaming furnace]

im toxic even in single player games n also irl

[deft badge]

The closest I've come to dying to an invader in the last 20(mine or their world) was getting disconnected

[ionic zephyr]

but fr, that sounds pretty scary so I hope it goes well

[frosty herald]

Hide behind teammates

https://tenor.com/view/evil-grin-evil-smile-smirk-haha-gif-6403290434734800133

[devout vault]

Kinda suspect that is

[deft badge]

Stim

I've been playing dark souls since I was 13

I am almost 30

[lunar fable]

[heady rapids]

unc souls

[deft badge]

Yes

[spare talon]

super short version
i noticed my left eye suddenly developing blind spots, got it checked out and they said the optic nerve (the thing that connects it to your brain) was being squeezed, so i had to go to the ER to see whats up
it was too much spinal fluid pressure, 3x the normal amount and actually just a couple steps away from a lethal amount, so it was very quickly "we're doing this now otherwise you could go blind or die"
so the shunt is a tube that drains excess fluid into my stomach to just get rid of it to keep the pressure okay, itll just stay there to maintain shit like a pacemaker does

[devout vault]

Yeah... so have a lot of people, but the whole overlevel phantom thing of not dying because DC is like... reaaaalllly common lol

[deft badge]

"I'm toxic" "haha I am too" "no you can't be good" stfu

[spare talon]

imagine literally being on a cruise and noticing "somethings weird with my eye" and the day after you get back from the trip youre admitted to the hospital for 5 days

[shadow spruce]

so ur tellin me that your own brain is trying to nerf your zel gameplay

[spare talon]

thats what happened

[frosty herald]

What did the blind spots look like?

Just black spots

Or blurred spots that were moving?

[ionic zephyr]

Well I'm glad you're alive to tell the tale

[devout vault]

Jesus Cole, glad you got that done, that sounds risky

[spare talon]

what does it look like when you look out of the back of your head

can you describe that

[frosty herald]

No

[spare talon]

thats what it looks like

[ionic zephyr]

Ironically, in October I was like "Im finally gonna work out again" and I went home and pissed brown and stayed in the hospital for 3 days because of Rhabdomyolysis

[sterile stone]

I mean I'll run a game with you

[spare talon]

it isnt an obscurity because that implies you can see the obscurity

[devout vault]

More like, "im toxic", "haha, so am I, but im also really good" "yeah ok mate" 😉

[frosty herald]

Oh ok

[deft badge]

You ever think about species with actual 360 degree vision

[spare talon]

if you were looking at a table and there was an object in your blind spot, you wouldnt know there was an object even there

[shadow spruce]

their neurons would have to be insane

[spare talon]

your brain would be filling in the gaps of the table

if you payed attention youd notice somethings not right but you wouldnt be able to like exactly place it

[ionic zephyr]

I used to get aura migraines all the time and it was the same way. There would just be an empty spot in my vision and its scary

[frosty herald]

Oh like that

[deft badge]

If you say so man.

[shadow spruce]

like kind of a lack of visual info?

[devout vault]

That sounds rather disconcerting tbh

[shadow spruce]

almost like somethings there but u cant see it but you know its there kinda thing?

[frosty herald]

I had a pounding headache yesterday with some blurred spots on the left side

Its gone now so we thug it out

[spare talon]

sounds like you need a tube

[deft badge]

Zealot chat tube arc

[shadow spruce]

straight up tubing it and by it i mean by brain

[devout vault]

Sounds like a migraine

[deft badge]

Everyone in here requires neurosurgery

[ionic zephyr]

don't get an ocular migraine

[lunar fable]

[frosty herald]

We thug that shit out 💪

(I can freely visit my local doctor)

[lunar fable]

bro has free healthcare and cba going to the doctor

[ionic zephyr]

nah just get meds

[lunar fable]

😔

[deft badge]

No

[spare talon]

it was pretty cool because the spinal tap they did to check the pressure inadvertently tanked the pressure so much in an instant due to how high it was, that a couple hours later after i stood up for a couple seconds to be transported to CT scan, my brain said "nah fuck this im rebooting" and shut down instantly like 2 min later

[violet hornet]

Zealot chat is a series of tubes

[shadow spruce]

listen as someone who hasnt been taking their meds i cant recommend taking meds enough

[violet hornet]

It's not a dump truck

[frosty herald]

And then you woke up in the ICU

[frosty herald]

I feel so tubular!

[shadow spruce]

good thing you got that shit checked out

[devout vault]

That... that does not sound cool o.O

[ionic zephyr]

spinal taps are scary too

[spare talon]

i had to be treated as an epileptic seizure patient for the next day because thats exactly what it looked like
at least i know what time travel and teleportation feels like because i teleported from 2 minutes down the halls directly back to my room in the blink of an eye

[ionic zephyr]

had one done when I had meningitis, but I dont remember it really bc I was 7. I remember being scared though

[sullen forge]

being 100 with you I am not touching Darktide for the next like 4 hours

[spare talon]

yeah they failed 3 of them on me back to back to back

ow

[sullen forge]

the back to back annoyances I got from matches completely killed it for me right now

[frosty herald]

Dont they hurt like hell

[spare talon]

my entire spine hurt so fuckin much the entire time iwas tehre

[spare talon]

not when done properly

[frosty herald]

Oh

Also cole was lobotomized

So he got staples

[ionic zephyr]

they are giant needles though

[sullen forge]

Were you up for it or did they Sedate you

[frosty herald]

The lobotomite returns!

[opaque island]

I got my coffee with a shot of espresso today just to try it, and holy fuck

[sullen forge]

Care for a mentat?

[opaque island]

how do people do multiple shots of espresso

[shadow spruce]

i think they have to keep u concious for it

[solar gorge]

by drinking themm

[sullen forge]

They didn't for mine

[shadow spruce]

but with like local anesthetic

[spare talon]

sedation?

[opaque island]

funny

[shadow spruce]

idk i dont really go to the doctor much

[solar gorge]

werwaf

[opaque island]

woof

[frosty herald]

Doesnt mobius fucking pop mentats like crazy

[sullen forge]

Tbf I was a kid when they did mine like a shit ton so they would use Anesthesia