zealot-class

[misty nova]

Everywhere

[median steeple]

Wicked controller

[sterile stone]

You need guidance

Or a priest

[olive raven]

this is true

wait i have some decent ones from travel

so thatll work

[sterile stone]

WAIT

HOLD UP

[olive raven]

huh

dude

not here

[sterile stone]

You're right

My bad

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2020163701899186609

wrotator (@wrotator)

HOLY SHIT

X · Feb 7, 2026, 3:52 PM

?!

[solar gorge]

just snap a pic after getting all prepared for going outside or some shit

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-spiderverse-into-the-spiderverse-spider-noir-spidergwen-gif-26876252

[olive raven]

ive got a few

[deft badge]

Kirk and Epstein hiding out on the same island together

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2020147161451593831

diescher schlecker (@erosramascotti)

ja de cuckstoel in ingolstadt is nog vrij

X · Feb 7, 2026, 2:46 PM

[hexed igloo]

My tinder had iirc 2 pics of me sitting on my homies lap

[heady rapids]

I hate the fact that I'm on german twitter for some reason now

[wheat matrix]

lmao

[heady rapids]

or is that dutch

[solar gorge]

it's just me and my dogs on all apps

[olive raven]

oh so she wears the pants in your relationship

[hexed igloo]

What?

[heady rapids]

does your gf wear pants

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes yeah

[frozen kernel]

@frosty herald holy fuck you weren't wrong, nioh 3 is truly peak

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/wmster-white-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-gif-16051569233120380956

[frozen kernel]

Playing the demo and Im just fighting the revenant demon like "oh yeah, this is some good shit"

[frosty herald]

the full game is even better

[frozen kernel]

Definitely gonna pick it up

Lowkey pissed you cant START with the switchglaive in this one because Ive been specced into the odachi

I used to keep one in my pocket for just spanking revenants for free gear and mainhanded the glaive with shitloads of magic spam

[frosty herald]

you can still get it in the demo

[heady rapids]

@deft badge https://x.com/i/status/2019987698577281142

breebunn (@breebunn)

guys turn on your tv the glintstone sorcerers of raya lucaria are opening for the olympics

X · Feb 7, 2026, 4:12 AM

[frozen kernel]

I saw someone's blue spirit with one yeah

[deft badge]

Lmfao.

[olive raven]

damn i rlly got like 0 good pics

[deft badge]

I like the academy tbh

[signal spoke]

lmao

[signal spoke]

Chud really fell for the bait

[near badger]

what is better for parrying? Dueling Sword or Devil's Claw?

[olive raven]

aint that the devils claws whole shtick

[north sedge]

ds is just a better weapon though

[plush estuary]

DS can do more parry damge

but Dclaw has the block cost reduction

[glossy nimbus]

Dclaw is fun

Now that you mention

[near badger]

ah so dc for longevity and ds for instant dmg

[glossy nimbus]

Its been a while sincd I played ds

[near badger]

ive been using dc since beta atp

just came back from a lil break

new zealot tree is awesome

[glossy nimbus]

Yeep

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/CsLkkjRAPus?si=pIojuMS4ohbNML9G

[glossy nimbus]

Bro

💀

[misty nova]

Dclaw has the better parry

Dueling Sword has the better weapon

💀

[hexed igloo]

Real shit I have like 3 good pics of myself

[olive raven]

the ones that are good

[heady rapids]

http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx_IdrcqIuXtd3LcB6gy_QeqcQgXZVImKL?si=I_cCpUmrjsn9uFC5

[olive raven]

have like the 3 hairs i have left

[heady rapids]

h

[hexed igloo]

All the good pics of me are with someone else

[olive raven]

luckily the one i have with others is my worst

[hexed igloo]

There's 1 singular candid from a work event that was pretty good

[olive raven]

so

id never use it

[delicate shadow]

what????

[olive raven]

hi zaddy

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[sterile stone]

Can I request a ban

[delicate shadow]

you can

[hexed igloo]

Can I request a veto of his ban

[sterile stone]

Can we ban Lewbert for 500 please

[delicate shadow]

you can

[olive raven]

Argus you aint got 500

[hexed igloo]

It's okay I'm cool with it I don't need the veto anymore

[sterile stone]

And you don’t own body wash

[delicate shadow]

to be clear you can all make requests, none of them will be fulfilled outside coincidence

[olive raven]

i do

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277500347516321792/1371480590284750948/1x.webp

[olive raven]

i just dont use it

dries my skin out

[hexed igloo]

You got the 4 in one

[olive raven]

no

i use bar soap

[hexed igloo]

Freak

[olive raven]

dove soap is tried and true

[hexed igloo]

I don't trust anyone who uses bar soap

The only thing bar soap is good for is squeezing really hard so it squishes out in ur hands

[olive raven]

listen

i only rlly use it when healin tats

[hexed igloo]

It's pretty satisfying to dig ur nails into tbh

[copper hawk]

Frownvote

[olive raven]

i dont think u can talk

[hexed igloo]

So you don't use the body wash and you only use the bar soap on tattoos

[olive raven]

like at all

[olive raven]

bar soap for tattoos cuz scent free

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741119243646402592/1465005870487441585/caption-6_1.gif

[sterile stone]

Little bastard keeps attacking me while I try to sleep

[olive raven]

peach body wash when i wanna smell extra nice

[olive raven]

BREED?

[hexed igloo]

Coward I scrub my tattoos with old spice

[sterile stone]

Mini Aussie shep

[olive raven]

idk i try to not cause infections

[delicate shadow]

doggo moment

[hexed igloo]

I'm built different I don't get infections

[median steeple]

Seeing an interview of an fpv drone operator in Ukraine

And holy shit

[hexed igloo]

Certified farmboy if I got an infected gash I would use a knife to scrape out the green shit and then rub dirt in it and the infection would always be miraculously gone

[sterile stone]

Brother is ready for the zombies

[median steeple]

"the option was reconnaissance or fpv. I chose fpv because I get to do the killing🙂"

[hexed igloo]

Dirt is great for stopping bleeding

It's full of dirt though so don't really recommend putting it into a wound unless you have the required immune system

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSaEV9u69/

slor (@slorrents)

especially when they're around your age💔💔
CHECK MY PROFILE IF U WANT IT CROPPED!! #foryou #chiikawa #xyzbca #hachiware #funny

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fxTikTok · Feb 4, 2026, 3:51 AM

[zinc talon]

yall is that latest event still hapnin

the one with the havoc condition stimm enemies

[olive raven]

yea

my scum was gettin their ass blasted by it

[zinc talon]

what're the end tier rewards like?

'is it worth

[olive raven]

i forget

[zinc talon]

not a good sign

lol

[sterile stone]

It’s just another insignia

[heady rapids]

it's an ugly frame

I think

[sterile stone]

Bro shows up late and gave the wrong info

I’m sick

[sterile stone]

You know

I’ve come to respect women with bbls who wear them tight ass leather pants

Cause you know that shit gotta be mad uncomfortable

[misty nova]

I request myself

Oh and in case I ever get banned due to this request

[placid fiber]

My request is for more cheese

and I mean the food

[olive raven]

id never

eyuck

[placid fiber]

YAY!

https://klipy.com/gifs/x3-1

[sterile stone]

I’m just sayin

That shit looks suffocating

It’s wild to see em with it

[placid fiber]

What if we saw you wearing them?

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pog-36

[sterile stone]

I only wear joggers

[placid fiber]

Fair

[sterile stone]

I need comfort when I move

[placid fiber]

I never got the appeal of wearing skin tight clothing

I like to move, thank you very much

[signal spoke]

Depending what material is it that clothing

[olive raven]

baggy clothes are goated

[placid fiber]

cheese

[signal spoke]

I hate tight jeans

[placid fiber]

I've had tight jeans on and they fucking suck

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-stuffed-mouth-food-bill-murray-groundhog-day-gif-3701744

[sterile stone]

It depends on the context

It looks good on some people

[zinc talon]

clothing that tight can and will cause the silicone to tear and leak

people have literally laughed their ass off

[placid fiber]

Me when I see cheese:

[sterile stone]

@gray ice https://youtu.be/wLQ8u3xRZd8?si=080p0CEQk7Ybu2EE

Go ahead

[calm shore]

chat can someone help me get a penance that requires a strike team?

[sterile stone]

Peep the vibes

[calm shore]

https://klipy.com/gifs/one-piece-cry-mid

[placid fiber]

I'm literally too tired to game rn, otherwise I'd help

I'm sliding out of my chair x.x

[deft badge]

dont think ive ever gotten one of these before

[deft badge]

which one

[heady rapids]

I think I have like 5h in f4 and I vividly remember getting this

[deft badge]

i mightve? unsure

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/rubbing-belly-big-fat-belly-clean-my-belly-gif-10774914595537299162

[deft badge]

Mmm pie

[frosty herald]

I believe its luck based

And some other really weird calculations

[deft badge]

I have 5 luck

[placid fiber]

that's more luck than me irl

[frosty herald]

By cumulative probabilities, a Sole Survivor with Luck 5 has a 50% chance of obtaining the pie within the first 36 attempts.

[deft badge]

My special rn is like 3, 5, 5, 1, 11, 4, 5

[deft badge]

Second attempt

[placid fiber]

well... the 2nd attempt is within the 1st 36 attempts

[placid fiber]

"How much intelligence do you want?"
"Yes"

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tweeking-skeleton-tweeking-skeleton-meme-screening-gif-6168970396214291361

bruh i just bought a new charger for my phone like a month ago and this ones already fucked up seems like

[deft badge]

11 int+idiot savant

When that 5x hits on a quest turn in the dopamine will be off the charts

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-laugh-early-stream-gif-5829418219378847816

You have an extremely low chance to proc it

[deft badge]

1.66 iirc

[full nebula]

chad

[copper hawk]

Ive been consistently Against this zort of Thing zo

[placid fiber]

I think that's the point

[hexed igloo]

You ever see a baddie in yoga pants that's the appeal

[full nebula]

real ones get idiot savant to trigger 3 times per playthrough

[deft badge]

It's procced 3 times between level 1 and 11 tho

Tbh

[copper hawk]

But i am Not Bald

[deft badge]

I prefer it rarely proccing cause the noise is fuck awfully annoying

[frosty herald]

Int is also annoying because you need gunsmith armorsmith etc etc

[copper hawk]

Also Leave Yamato alone

He iz. Pawzom

Swagnificent , MeFinkz

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/wmster-white-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-gif-16051569233120380956

[deft badge]

Gunsmith is low, the only high int crafting is Science

[full nebula]

my current fo4 character has 2 int and idiot savant hits literally 4/10 xp drops

or more

[deft badge]

Armorsmith is 3 strength

[frosty herald]

Tbh i havent played fallout 4 in 6 years

[deft badge]

I prefer uhhh

High int consistency

[frosty herald]

You are too <3

[deft badge]

+when savant perks with high int on a quest you get monstrous amounts of xp

[full nebula]

real ones use melee because blacksmith and armorer are both locked behind strength

[deft badge]

You only need 4 strength for both

[full nebula]

yeah but if you're playing melee you want rooted

shits op with a vats build on higher difficulties

vats counts as not moving lol

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1465872491523215451/celestejerma.gif

[deft badge]

Tbh I like the one stupid perk that lets you barrel over people in power armor

Good power fantasy fulfillment

[full nebula]

Power armor is like the most broken shit in fo4 by a good margin

[wheat matrix]

that can even hppen?

[full nebula]

The ability to nearly negate damage is broken, only todd could have conceived this

[deft badge]

No it isn't lol

[deft badge]

Yeah, it's a low chance iirc

[full nebula]

If youre talking about survivability it really is

Without stealth

[deft badge]

Railroad weave is better tbh

[vivid bough]

i remember reading some very long and detailed writeup about how to break the game wide open a rad build and stacking movement speed or something

'rad max' i believe

[full nebula]

Honestly I dont think there's a single armor set better than maxed xo-1 or something

[vivid bough]

iirc it was an interesting look at some game mechanics i'd never really given attention to, and covered the game up through some insanely high player level

[deft badge]

You have fun repairing it

I don't even like PA above T-51 cause it starts eating resources that arent steel

And I play on survival and do not want to look for them

[copper hawk]

Ignore Lex

She js an argus grub

Full of Evil

Who is a Queen Grub

[full nebula]

I havent done a power armor build in years so yeah its probably pretty intensive on resource, im also a loot goblin though so I usually dont have problems with things like that. Even my current character with 10 hours of playtime has plenty of material with almost 5k caps

[placid fiber]

Argus has yet to crash out on me

[copper hawk]

Argus doxxed me 2 Kez a bit ago

They r Evil Ppl

Very Old Dox but Stille

[full nebula]

Based

[copper hawk]

They r Evile !

[deft badge]

Honestly the most broken things in terms of survival are like, Pack Alpha and United We Stand+maybe LR and Dog Perks cause you end up with flat 70 or 80 percent damage resistance before armor

[unborn needle]

hi

wheres the build channel?

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-patrick-star-135

[full nebula]

Here

[unborn needle]

cant send my zealot build here

[full nebula]

You can

[unborn needle]

I cant send images

[deft badge]

Link it off gameslantern

Youre grey

[placid fiber]

^

[deft badge]

You can't post images

[heady rapids]

grey

[full nebula]

You don't get imbeds until youre more active

[heady rapids]

like the alien

[unborn needle]

tf is gameslantern

ill check it out

[heady rapids]

means you can just beam it into people minds you don't need image perms in that case

[placid fiber]

build website

[full nebula]

A site for dt builds

[unborn needle]

oh im fine

no way ill remake it in the website

[full nebula]

You dont need an account or anything

[unborn needle]

got a full crit damage build done, wish I could send it here

[full nebula]

You just make a build and keep the link

[placid fiber]

It's pretty fast as well

There is some tomfuckery you can do on the website as well

[copper hawk]

Watch them not Respond 2 wut i zaid b.t.w.

Oh 2 be a Fat Texan Chud Pushing 40

[deft badge]

I forget that mf is like, at least 30 sometimes

[placid fiber]

I'm 32 myself

[glossy nimbus]

Should I watch another

Mr e video

[placid fiber]

Old as time itself

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-more-stable-gif-11327357688730512045

[placid fiber]

[deft badge]

Only if I don't have to hear about it in this chat while you watch it

[glossy nimbus]

Can i talk about it

:3

[placid fiber]

That's part of the bargain

It's free

[glossy nimbus]

Can I talk about it..

[olive raven]

sureeee

[placid fiber]

Can you? Probably, you have to ability to

[olive raven]

thats what a bald person would say

[deft badge]

Enjoy this creature, zealot chat

[placid fiber]

cappybara!

[deft badge]

Is it?

[placid fiber]

Looks similar at least

[plush estuary]

bober

kurwa

[deft badge]

They don't have tails like that iirc? I could be wrong

[placid fiber]

I don't know all rodents in existence

so idk for sure

[glossy nimbus]

His video is just bitching and complaining which I think is valid cuz rot armor aint 4 everyone. What I dislike is how he treats it like everyone hates it. Like yeah. Its the cbt difficulty. I just think they should let us choose what modifiers we want

My hands r freezing

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-things-fire-1

Warm them by the fire :3

[glossy nimbus]

Legit

The only thing they need to fix about rot armor imo is actually fix the amount of crushers that spawn

[frosty herald]

Just some bullshit with fur

[glossy nimbus]

Cuz they were supposed to spawn in pairs

But they still come in as squads

[deft badge]

It reminds me of the sound of someone revving a motorcycle down the highway a mile away at like 3am

[glossy nimbus]

Goober

The one modifier I hate is blight spreads

Its just annoying

[calm shore]

praise be this fine gentleman

helped me get my drip penance done

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/nutria-myocastor-waiting-lotus-gif-27241250

[long oasis]

lesser Georgian death rat

[deft badge]

Is that a biscoff

[long oasis]

perhaps

[glossy nimbus]

It is

I recognize it

Dudes eating great

[deft badge]

Lucky bastard

[copper hawk]

Nothin 2 Prove 2 Chudz

Chudlordz and their Minionz

[heady rapids]

zel chat feels like a caste system if you look at it from a certain point tbh

[hexed igloo]

Yeah for sure

Biscoff are so incredibly ok

The most malt biscuit I've ever had it's so whelming

[deft badge]

Feels like a special ed classroom

[heady rapids]

that too

[olive raven]

also bruh what

i just heard bald jokes lolz

[deft badge]

I like dipping them in coffee

[hexed igloo]

I don't it fucks up the coffee

Nothin worse than getting a mouthful of biscuit sludge

[lunar fable]

@sterile stone I'm dying bro

[deft badge]

Nah, you do it real quick cause they eat moisture so fast

Like literally a dip

[hexed igloo]

They're covered in dust it doesn't matter how quick u are

[deft badge]

Not drowning the mf

[hexed igloo]

Scotch fingers r better or just like any kind of shortbread

[olive raven]

🥹

It’s beautiful out

[tame sluice]

give me your weather it's getting warm again I long for the cold

[hexed igloo]

Eat shit you're living my dream

60% humidity

[lunar fable]

Give me 25

I'll take 25 degree weather rn

[hexed igloo]

This is C

[olive raven]

i love the cold

[hexed igloo]

77f

[olive raven]

its so nice

[lunar fable]

I mean

Still better

[hexed igloo]

77f there's no fucking wind and it's 60% humidity this city is a fucking prison bro

[lunar fable]

0°c is ok too

[olive raven]

In C

[hexed igloo]

All my fits are for the cold

I've got baller as fuck jackets n gloves n shit

[olive raven]

flip flops

sweats

t shirt

sometimes a jacket

[hexed igloo]

I just want it to be not humid

I've been in this city 4 years I don't think it's ever been under 50%

[olive raven]

tbh

i just stay inside

[hexed igloo]

Sweating my ass off I went for a trip down south literally like 2° cooler but it wasn't humid and it was so much of a difference

[hexed igloo]

I'm employed so not an option

[olive raven]

i mean

same

i go

apartment to car to work to car to apartment

[hexed igloo]

I walk

Ain't got a car lmao

[void bison]

hello pluribuds

[olive raven]

i gotta

work is like 10 miles away

[hexed igloo]

America moment

[void bison]

is new seal land a walkable place instead of a concrete car nightmare jungle

[hexed igloo]

Relatively yeah depends on the city tho

Most places u can comfortably walk everywhere but not really in Auckland that place is a hellhole

[sterile stone]

Dinner made

We fucken ballin

[hexed igloo]

What u havin

[olive raven]

crazy

[sterile stone]

Lasagna

[olive raven]

im havin fuck all for dinner

[hexed igloo]

Hell heag

Lasagne is so peak

[olive raven]

ppl actually like that?

[sterile stone]

It's just cheese pasta and meat

[hexed igloo]

You a fuckin freak if you don't like lasagne bro

[sterile stone]

With sauce

[void bison]

I used to dislike lasagna for a while as a kid but now its alright

[olive raven]

https://tenor.com/view/alucard-hellsing-chair-throne-vampire-gif-3464491897201026251

listen

[hexed igloo]

If I serve up lasagne and you complain the door will be hitting you on the ass

[void bison]

ive probably never had very good lasagna

[olive raven]

i didnt say i disliked it

its just not my first choice of pasta dish

[hexed igloo]

There's so many foods I hated as a kid because my mom can't cook for shit kek she just boiled the life outta everything

[olive raven]

thats also why i hate pork

she cooked it so damn dry it was like sawing thru wood

[hexed igloo]

I don't like pork because the fat tastes exactly the same way as a dead pig smells

[void bison]

I like pork but I dont like cops

[sterile stone]

I've seen too many videos with worms and shit in it

Put me off forever

[void bison]

doesnt most meat have parasites until you cook and kill them

[sterile stone]

Not all but most

But I believe pork is also the most susceptible

[void bison]

what has the most i wonder? im trying to minmax my parasitic relationships

[hexed igloo]

I think that's dependant on whether the animal gets parasites

Pigs just be getting a lot of em

[hexed igloo]

Fish

[void bison]

most animals get loaded up with parasites it comes free with their existence

[sterile stone]

Given they eat fucking anything

[hexed igloo]

Even eachother

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-hell-yeah-oh-yeah-oh-really-excuse-me-gif-1340855486158453448

[hexed igloo]

I thought I hated steak bc mum cooked that shit til it was black on the outside and grey all the way thru no salt no pepper no nothin

[olive raven]

listen

same

[void bison]

there was a lady who had farmland in a jcs style video who killed someone and fed his body to the pigs, which is something they supposedly will only do when you absolutely starve them

[olive raven]

my dad cooks steak?

ill gobble it up

[hexed igloo]

I tried a proper steak after I moved out and goddamn that shit good as fuck

[olive raven]

filet mignon my beloved

[void bison]

she shit her pants during the interview

[ionic nymph]

When zel can one hit beast and captains without th

[sterile stone]

Over priced nonsense

[void bison]

the detective guy left the room and while he was out she shit all over herself

[hexed igloo]

One of the bros is a chef and at the function he pulled out a pack of venison steaks and started grilling em up and ugh

[olive raven]

its rlly not

cook it urself its like 20 bucks

[calm shore]

does lethal proximity work on all explosions?

like if i throw a grenade and equip the bolt pistol

[sterile stone]

@sterile basalt

[void bison]

[olive raven]

i think it does? cuz it like made the doom bringer absolutely fucked

[hexed igloo]

Somehow everyone except us kids thought that she was the second coming of christ with her cooking

[olive raven]

its called complimenting her so she doesnt krump herself

[sterile stone]

Guy's wife I use to know

[void bison]

politeness gone too far

[sterile stone]

His wife use to burn steaks

And try to rehydrate them with mayo

[olive raven]

i hated my grandmas food so bad i ate salad and bread

for two weeks

under the guise of being vegetarian

or not eating pork

[hexed igloo]

There's a thing here called boil up and it's fucking disgusting but everyone gobbled that shit up like it was nectar it was just tough meat and overcooked potatoes and it all tasted like nothing

[olive raven]

boil up?

what in the fucking british

[hexed igloo]

It's a new Zealand thing lmao it's gross think of it as literally just broth but with chunks of potato and watercress n shit

[unborn needle]

There we go

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a106eaca-ba7f-4b8c-9a56-a36854339838/oneshot-everything-carapaces-armour-2-3-hits

instakill build

[olive raven]

ok so

properly done

it seems good

[hexed igloo]

No

[olive raven]

its just stew sorta

[sterile stone]

Do y'all eat kiwis

[hexed igloo]

Properly done it could be okay at best

[hexed igloo]

The fruit or the bird

[sterile stone]

Bird

[hexed igloo]

Endangered

[hexed igloo]

Turbo illegal to like touch one

[calm shore]

yes it does, and you dont even need to have the bolt pistol in your hand for it to work

just equiped in your build

[hexed igloo]

Would probably taste like shit too

[olive raven]

LOL

dude lowk

gotta try that

[median steeple]

Oh man I wonder how lesath is doing

[calm shore]

hold on i'll take a small clip

[sterile stone]

But how does it hold up vs havoc 40 rotten armor

[olive raven]

i wonder

can you eat blue ring octopi

[calm shore]

quick clip demonstrating it

[olive raven]

jesus fuck

also my god the range on that nade

😭

[calm shore]

25% is really big for explosions

i mean technically it does just say explosions are increased

[olive raven]

i mean

[calm shore]

doesnt work for the fire grenade though

[olive raven]

25% is really big for anything with a big start

based tho

love it

[hexed igloo]

Probably

[sterile basalt]

Check pinned guide in #veteran-class

[sterile stone]

Dead ass had no idea the flashbangs did dmg

[hexed igloo]

The answer is no the tetradotoxin doesn't break down under high heat

[olive raven]

so i should eat it

[hexed igloo]

You can eat it once I guess

I don't expect it'd be very good tho

[sterile stone]

Bruh

My feed is nothing but this

[olive raven]

LOL

[calm shore]

its very little but it has high stagger, which is why they get stunned

[olive raven]

bruh lool

coworkers come near me and say some like anti vax shit

and im like

r u bffr

or they sayin some outright bigoted shit

[pale spindle]

Anti vaxers when I give them TB:

[hexed igloo]

There's one guy that I explicitly told management I won't be working with he's an antivax conspiracy guy that believes in aliens and ghosts

[olive raven]

ok like

im cool w the aliens and ghosts thing

cuz yknow what maybe its plausible

but the antivax stuff is ur just dumb

[hexed igloo]

He worked 1 shift with my girlfriend and immediately convinced himself that she's in love with him and sent a gigantic paragraph about it to her on teams

[olive raven]

ok he weird

[hexed igloo]

Did the same thing to 2 other girls

[olive raven]

my work is wild cuz like

[hexed igloo]

He's mid-30s btw

Goes for 18y/o girls

[olive raven]

ill be working with some bible thumping republican engineer

[hexed igloo]

Grown ass man

[olive raven]

and then chatting with the hyper liberal EHS lady

meanwhile i walk a kilometer and a half to use the bathroom

💀

[sterile stone]

I feel like every job has someone like this

That older guy who wants to relive his glory days by flirting with younger women

[hexed igloo]

It's kinda funny because he has the autism that has him miss every social cue in existence so when he's around and trying to talk to me it's so obvious he knows i don't like him and yet keeps trying to make conversation

I do the whole nine yards of deflecting and single word dry answers and he keeps trying

Had a friend sitting on my lap at a work function and he was being really weird and off-putting about it like "that's a little gay man" and shooting side eyes at my gf like he was expecting her to get all up in arms about it

[sterile stone]

Bro was gunning for your spot

What do you think the odds are he joined some far right incel org

[hexed igloo]

No question lmao talk to him for 30 seconds it's painfully clear he's an incel

His girlfriend broke up with him and he was moping for 6 months all "woe is me" like dude I get being cut up about it but fuck

[sterile stone]

Nah I get being torn up

But brother

Move on

[hexed igloo]

And also maybe don't send taken women paragraphs about how you can tell from their eyes how hard their life has been and how you can tell they're in love with you but too scared to make the first move

[olive raven]

i-

wait

ur girl got bpd right

[hexed igloo]

Yuh

[olive raven]

i pray its treated cuz that kinda paragraph woulda sent me

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah she's got a lid on it

[sterile basalt]

I'm equally amazed and disgusted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396860171541807105/1232138126441582642/mfw_deadass.gif

[olive raven]

savin this one

[hexed igloo]

Easily been over a year since she's noticeably split

[olive raven]

FUCK

I JUST

UNFAVORITED

[hexed igloo]

Minor issues if meds are missed but it's handleable

[olive raven]

ONE OF MY FAV GIFS

GOD FUCK

[hexed igloo]

He did this to 3 girls in this company, all under 25 years of age, he's mid 30s

He did it on the work teams twice

[sterile stone]

What in the....

[hexed igloo]

He somehow deluded himself into thinking my gf was being emotionally abused by me

Before having met me

[sterile stone]

Trust the method brother

He's watched alot of alpha male videos

He knows the flow

[hexed igloo]

Honeslty lmao probably

[olive raven]

me to incels atp

[sterile basalt]

@sterile stone as it turns out blasting kasane teto is super productive

[hexed igloo]

Idk how he didn't get fired but he has been relocated to working with the insufferable drama-hungry fat girl lmao

Don't think he's tried to put the moves on her ik he hates fat chicks

[sterile stone]

Ohhh

Oh yeah

You didn't see it did you

Alot of that neo nazi larp shit potentially links back to epstein

[olive raven]

huh

duh

[sterile stone]

So

/Pol/'s entire existence

Comes from a pedo

That's fucking funny

[hexed igloo]

All roads lead to the island

[sterile stone]

Fucking millions of emails

[sterile basalt]

isn't culture war entirely made up to get the public at each other's throats so that the elites can run free

[sterile stone]

Yeah been saying this for a while

[olive raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1129247248337862756/1170191407219212319/caption-4.gif

[sterile stone]

I just never linked it to epstien

[sterile basalt]

I mean it's pretty obvious if u know ur history

[olive raven]

wow the rich elite make the poor fight each other so they can continue extracting the human resources of the world for their benefit and none for us

shocker

what is shocking is uh...

[sterile stone]

Truly

[olive raven]

some of the other stuff...

is just...

[hexed igloo]

Atp I don't think he had the time to do anything with kids he spent all his waking fucking moments writing emails

[olive raven]

like ik it was bad...

[sterile basalt]

bro singlehandedly made US's recorded history 200~500% longer

[olive raven]

but jesus

[sterile stone]

What's horrible is the videos they're willing to show us

God only knows what shit they're withholding

[olive raven]

dude i dont wanna even see

[sterile stone]

Like that cement filled tunnel leading to the ocean

[olive raven]

i saw that one email of them saying the kid tastes sweet like milk (the one they literally ate)

😷

[pale spindle]

Incels are almost identical to the people in the early 1900s who thought minorities ruled the world and made everything difficult for the....

Wait

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/victorian-victorian-child-dying-withering-away-i-am-dying-gif-14520903717911570406

[olive raven]

like i truly

didnt think i had

[hexed igloo]

Classic case of schizophrenia the Jewish rule the world

[olive raven]

"elite rich people sex trafficking cannibal ring" to be in my lifetime

on my bingo card

its sorta fucking insane how

[pale spindle]

The whole shit about thinking that their "body structure" makes it impossible for them to get laid is just self inflicting eugenics 💀

[olive raven]

LOL

[sterile basalt]

I have a really bad joke for this but I prob shouldn't say it

[sterile stone]

I think the worst part is

The people who were ranting about this like 10+ years ago

[olive raven]

dm it

[olive raven]

alex jones being like

right on a lot of this

[hexed igloo]

global pandemic
second global pandemic
insane child sex trafficking cannibal ring
God knows what else I'm forgetting

[olive raven]

horrific

[sterile stone]

The people we thought were fucking insane for saying shit like this outloud

[olive raven]

war on terror

[hexed igloo]

I'm joining the war on terror, on the side of the terror

[sterile stone]

We never did find those weapons of mass destruction

[olive raven]

FEDS ITS THIS ONE

[sterile stone]

But we did find a fuckton of oil

So...

[olive raven]

wait

[sterile stone]

GO AMERICA

[olive raven]

SECOND WAR ON TERROR

[hexed igloo]

Me too

[olive raven]

venezuela!

who said imperialism is dead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164026321194713098/1469865318531727661/togif.gif

perfect

[sterile stone]

I still think that's insane how the US can just snatch people out of their own country

And people just watch

[olive raven]

i have returned my fav gif

[sterile stone]

Like even if I don't agree with Maduro

[sterile stone]

That's wild a single guy can just go

[olive raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158203872674840577/1372387764259000440/convert.gif

[sterile stone]

Yeah we're coming to get you

And no one can stop me

[pale spindle]

I think it's more that the US is trying to generate controversy to redirect the public away from behind the scenes

[hexed igloo]

Crazy how they just packed bro up

[pale spindle]

Because the whole Iran shit was just to get people to stop talking about Gaza

[sterile stone]

Could be, something that alot of people are mentioning is

People outside the US are catching cuffs and charges for being listed in the epstein files

[pale spindle]

Warfare isn't just bullets and bombs, it's also Information warfare 😈

[sterile stone]

But no one INSIDE the US is getting booked

[hexed igloo]

Mostly drones now though

[full nebula]

Guise

[pale spindle]

Taking Maduro was just a distraction from the fact that the US bombed Venezuela when they were in the middle of negotiations with China

[olive raven]

tiny

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bucket-dripping-drop-waves-bucket-of-water-gif-16618159

[hexed igloo]

Light work

[sterile stone]

@olive raven Looks like you dropped something

[pale spindle]

Everything about the cluster fuck with Venezuela has nothing to do with liberating or trying a leader. Hell it isn't even the oil itself.

All of it was just to stop China from getting an oil deal

Everything else was just smoke and mirrors

[olive raven]

i dont use those

[olive raven]

what

[full nebula]

Bruh my hands are so dry that my knuckles are like sandpaper

[olive raven]

i dont

[full nebula]

No this

[sterile stone]

This reminds me of a dentist I visited when I got 2 of my wisdom teeth removed

The assistant told me the guy likes to collect teeth eh extracts

Wonder what he does with em

[full nebula]

I got all my wisdom teeth surgically removed at 20

I was zzz

[sterile stone]

All I got was numbing stuff in my gums

[void bison]

I got them removed sometime but I am not wise enough to remember when

it was within 4 or 5 years

of this moment

I got full anesthesia for some reason

[void bison]

I woke up with a chocolate shake i didn't remember asking for though

[olive raven]

this disturbs my peace

[full nebula]

God i wish this were me

[slender mica]

METAPOD

USE HARDEN

https://tenor.com/view/metapod-pokemon-cute-anime-gif-17250357

[carmine lance]

Ngl I would love to have one of those beetle backpacks

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/metapod-pokemon-gif-7849578

[carmine lance]

I can’t tell if this is a banger post to have come across on my bluesky timeline but it made me laugh way more than I probably ahould have all the same

[olive raven]

lol

me being the pull the trigger type

[long oasis]

what does the origin represent

[carmine lance]

I would absolutely be in the “catching it in midair”, “dead before you hit the ground” camp

[carmine lance]

Being shot for being a centrist

[long oasis]

damn

[full nebula]

How do I shot web

[olive raven]

duh

[calm salmon]

Does that actually surprise you Args?

[sterile stone]

Go to a priest

[calm salmon]

It really shouldn't

[sterile stone]

It doesn't

But I need to keep it up for dramatic effect

[calm salmon]

Fair brother

[olive raven]

love

[void bison]

its pp bf

[calm salmon]

I saw that leux

and that also tracks

[olive raven]

no u didnt

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-cat-gif-3077135352477286841

[calm salmon]

it do be

[sterile stone]

Wild

I just be out here

Doing the groovin

And I miss hidden text

[calm salmon]

Args, are you proud of me? I'm experiencing the exaggerated swagger of a black teen right now(Playing Spider Man Miles Morales)

[void bison]

incredible news to see you are still circulating blood and even respirating sufficiently for signs of life

[sterile stone]

Couldn't ask for anything more tbh

[calm salmon]

How's your lily pad?

[calm salmon]

My eyes never lie

[sterile stone]

I won't lie man

Dark and darker looks fun as hell to watch

But cancerous to play

[calm salmon]

I think I'm coming to the conclusion that I just don't enjoy pure pvp games anymore

[glossy nimbus]

what do u guys think of rot armor

[calm salmon]

I don't even know what it does tbh

I'm an ogryn, reading is above my paygrade

I just hit things until they're dead

[gray ice]

@sterile stone https://youtu.be/_JP7JHHSD-I?si=331qtuFLyAmfbCqt

Peep el vibe

[calm salmon]

def a vibe

[void bison]

the bog is filled with death. the lilies have all been logged with corpses and Kevin is to blame

[sterile stone]

Inshallah my brother returns

[gray ice]

Relative, but I exist here temporarily

[sterile stone]

I don’t blame you, too much exposure can result in male pattern baldness I’ve heard

[gray ice]

Explains the bald spot on my head

[sterile stone]

But I’ve got this on play rn, it actually makes New York not look like a place that sucks to visit

[gray ice]

Nurgle has his claws in me already

[sterile stone]

Thas stress

[gray ice]

New York is fantastic to visit what

Just don't live there

[gray ice]

27 years and counting

[sterile stone]

I mean I could say the same about Louisiana

[olive raven]

Wait ur 27???

[gray ice]

Tf are you visiting in Louisiana

[olive raven]

Dawg I thought u were 25

[sterile stone]

I’m from there

wtf

I’m not from this hill Billy yuck ass state

[gray ice]

No just the other one?

[sterile stone]

I was originally gonna live in Atlanta

But family convinced folk to move here

[gray ice]

Better there than Atlanta tbh

[sterile stone]

Ehhh

[placid fiber]

That'd be me(idk where you're talking about)

[gray ice]

Like living in a sardine can stacked in another sardine can

[sterile stone]

If we moved to ATL my moms woulda pursued a career as a brain surgeon

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-party-horn-confetti-sarcastic-like-child-gif-5499505

[sterile stone]

But I mean she’s a retired biz owner

So we take those wins

[hexed igloo]

Unc

[gray ice]

I probably was 25 when you met me however time doesn't freeze

[olive raven]

Do I DoorDash Dave’s hot chicken

[hexed igloo]

I assume everyone here is roughly 25

[olive raven]

Or do I go get a buzzball

[gray ice]

Expensive as shit for no reason

[sterile stone]

You’re gonna fucking croak when you find out I’m 51

[placid fiber]

I'm 32

[hexed igloo]

Get a handle of vodka

[sterile stone]

Wait what

[olive raven]

No there’s a reason

[sterile stone]

What

[placid fiber]

I've told you this before I think lol

[hexed igloo]

Yeah ik unc

[gray ice]

Stupid reasons aren't real reasons

[sterile stone]

I swear to god I thought most of us here were in our 20s

[hexed igloo]

Most of us are

[placid fiber]

I haven't been in my 20's in over 2 years

[sterile stone]

Oof

[sterile stone]

Dave’s isn’t expensive

[hexed igloo]

2000 was 26 years ago

[sterile stone]

Atleast here it ain’t

[placid fiber]

ikr?

[sterile stone]

Get you a 10 piece nugget with sauce and bread

With pickles

$11

[olive raven]

Okay guess I ain’t getting Dave’s

[hexed igloo]

Bro aging fucking sucks there's people my age with 3 kids and I'm literally almost 25 and playing gacha games

[olive raven]

Cuz it’s outside the delivery area

[olive raven]

That’s more

A fuck up on their part

3 kids???

25???

Yuck

Someone can’t use birth control

[placid fiber]

3 kids by 25 is something

[hexed igloo]

That too but like most people start having a kid around this age

[gray ice]

Your life is less stressful

[olive raven]

NO DA FUQ THEY DONT

[gray ice]

3 kids in this economy is a rope around the neck

[olive raven]

WHO TOLD YOU THIS

[sterile stone]

I have love for people who can actually maintain a bunch of kids

[hexed igloo]

Most people here lmao

[sterile stone]

Cause I could never

[olive raven]

dude not 25

Maybe 28

[hexed igloo]

I would shake the baby

[gray ice]

Yall living different

[olive raven]

I’d just throw the baby in water

See if it swims

[hexed igloo]

I'm not built to be a dad

[sterile stone]

You need to have stability in your life to be having a kid chief

And I put myself first

So I know I’m not father ready

[void bison]

I live in a small red town so there was lots of teenage pregnancy and throwing lives away young

[gray ice]

People had kids around this age 70 years ago when boomers could buy houses flipping burgers at a damn mickeyds

[olive raven]

Lowk do I DoorDash chipotle or will I get fucked

[hexed igloo]

I put myself first every day of the week bro I had a bag of mini pancakes for breakfast

[slender mica]

no im smoothly 25

[sterile stone]

Why don’t you dang ole kids pic up your boot straps

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/kira1310-rizz-cat-rizzcat-amorcito-gif-13104697072409832475

[sterile stone]

Back when I was young

[olive raven]

I’m so glad I have default birth control

[sterile stone]

I had a 4 bed room

New car

And a swimming pool

[hexed igloo]

My girl got the implant and I intend on getting the cut sometime soonish

[sterile stone]

Sweeping dust off porches

[gray ice]

Someone tell her imma hurt her feelings

[slender mica]

I cant imagine sustaining a kid

[void bison]

I know what buy means and I know what house means but when you put them next to each other I just cant see what that means? "buy house" is this some kind of slang for renting until you die?

[slender mica]

I can barely afford what I have lol

[hexed igloo]

Pools are so hyped for no reason
Going to a pool is great
Having a pool fucking sucks so bad

[sterile stone]

I’ve heard

It’s expensive as fuck to maintain

[hexed igloo]

A pool is so much work it's insane

[gray ice]

Having a pool is great and it really isnt that much work

[hexed igloo]

Only get a pool if you can also hire a guy to do the pool

[gray ice]

Source: had one for years

Why would you hire someone for 20 minutes of work

[sterile stone]

Back in the kingpin arc

[gray ice]

Which is reduced further if you buy. Covering for it one time

[hexed igloo]

Look at you Mr I can do something regularly

Eat shit

[olive raven]

… what

[delicate shadow]

are we talking an above ground pool or a dug in one?

[gray ice]

Im just poor bruddah fuck imma pay a random white guy to do this shit for

Pour chlorine in it, use a net to fish shit out

[hexed igloo]

Above ground pool is easy cos worst case just dump the water and refill that bad boy

[gray ice]

That's 90% of daily maintenence

[olive raven]

Swimming in one on drugs is fun I’ve heard

[hexed igloo]

It's fine I guess

[gray ice]

Mine was an in ground pool

[delicate shadow]

daily maintenance is pretty easy

[full nebula]

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

No what's your lastname

[delicate shadow]

it's the pumps and shit that get annoying if you gotta do anything with them

[full nebula]

Mario

Whats your fullname

Luigi mario

[hexed igloo]

A pool to me is like having a bigass lawn like it's cool and all and nice sometimes but it's way more work than it's worth

[sterile stone]

Honestly this is why I like my apartment

[gray ice]

Like every 6 months or so maybe, you can give it a deep clean and like rent a vacuum to clean the bottom

[delicate shadow]

big ass garden>>>>lawn

[sterile stone]

Fucking hated mowing lawns in the Texas heat

[hexed igloo]

Apartment gang

[sterile stone]

Look at the fooken druid

[gray ice]

I dunno what you think goes into a pool, but promise it's really not much

[hexed igloo]

My main gripe with mowing a lawn is fucking dealing with a lawnmower

[slender mica]

me when pool

[delicate shadow]

bros out here mowing their lawn that they use for anything maybe once a year

[sterile stone]

I remember

[delicate shadow]

like if you ain't got kids, you do not need a lawn

[sterile stone]

On my 18th birthday

[hexed igloo]

I'd like my imaginary future house to have a lawn in the back that's like 20sqft

[sterile stone]

Someone stole the balloons off my front lawn

[slender mica]

skim it and chlorinate it sometimes?

idk

refill it once a year?

never had a pool

[olive raven]

Vin

[slender mica]

idk

[olive raven]

What were u gonna say to me

[full nebula]

The best lawns are the ones made of stone and gravel that cant grow weeds

[hexed igloo]

Something that belongs in arbites chat probably

[gray ice]

This is basically it yes

[delicate shadow]

refilling you only have to do if the pool goes below a certain level

which is entirely dependent on where you live tbh

[hexed igloo]

If you piss in it enough you never have to refill

[gray ice]

Nothing that was a meme reference lol

[delicate shadow]

I can see why your pool is so much work now

[gray ice]

Public menace

[slender mica]

so would an indoor pool be even easier

[hexed igloo]

The pool we had went green and it was just impossible to ungreen it

[slender mica]

just chlorinate that mf

[sterile stone]

Send 59 attack koalas at his residence

[slender mica]

leaves and bugs dont even get in

[full nebula]

I just swim at the local water treatment facility to save money on pool upkeep

[olive raven]

Dude DoorDash is so ass im downloading grubhub

[gray ice]

Kinda, here you can get em screen in and like part of your back porch basically

[delicate shadow]

you'd have to clean it less I suppose, bugs will still get in it unless your house is like, hermetically sealed or smth

[void bison]

I swim within my imagination

[hexed igloo]

I just go diving in septic tanks with fyre

[sterile stone]

Let me get uhhhhh

[gray ice]

So yes that also minimizes necessity of daily skimming and such

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[slender mica]

I release hundreds of hunting spiders into my house

https://tenor.com/view/hornet-silksong-dance-hornet-dance-hornet-silksong-gif-3654151901745923854

[void bison]

pray they never go manhunter

[delicate shadow]

many of those will end up in the pool

[slender mica]

well I dont have a pool

[full nebula]

I release dozens of rodens in my home to clean up any crumbs I drop from cookies or hotpockets

[void bison]

if enough of them soaked in the pool long enough would it make spider tea?

[full nebula]

Mm

[slender mica]

do not tea my spiders pls

[full nebula]

Wait

[hexed igloo]

I have several gnomes that dust and eat the bits of shredded cheese that misses my mouth when I'm standing in front of the fridge eating it by the fistful

[void bison]

perfectly capable of acquiring my own subjects

[slender mica]

as you should

c:

[full nebula]

If I got enough spiders to extract their soupifying liquid could I soupify myself with it

[void bison]

isn't that butt flies

https://tenor.com/bkCBP.gif

[hexed igloo]

Probably not I don't think it's strong enough

Maybe

It's a digestive enzyme so like

[full nebula]

Just need many gallons and enough time to brew

[hexed igloo]

You'll probably have to cut urself up a bit too so it can really get in

[full nebula]

Might eat away the first skin layer

[olive raven]

It’s also dogshit

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-cat-2-suspicious-cat-the-cat-looks-suspiciously-cat-sits-in-front-of-food-the-ginger-cat-is-watching-gif-14890167989997543813

[full nebula]

Me

[obsidian prairie]

I have no idea how people do this

[hexed igloo]

I dont

[void bison]

is that the red dog that's in world

the odogoartnaon

[hexed igloo]

Odogaron yea

[full nebula]

Hello this is dog

[obsidian prairie]

I would rather jump into an acid bath then do anything more than a single small handful

[full nebula]

Its a meme you dip

[slender mica]

idk either. sounds expensive

[void bison]

big and red and dog

[deft badge]

Pacts and rituals

[void bison]

what to name

[full nebula]

Titford

[slender mica]

clifford

thats clifford

the big red dog

[hexed igloo]

I prefer to just pile way too much cheese into my macking cheese

Parma jawn

[slender mica]

btw any baldies in chat?

[hexed igloo]

Yeah you in 6 months

[slender mica]

me and you both

[void bison]

we are all bald eventually

[hexed igloo]

Naw iain goin bald boss I'm gonna have a full head of silver hair at 80

[slender mica]

no I have a hairy skeleton

[hexed igloo]

Or I just won't live long enough to go bald

[full nebula]

Cliff the substantially large burgundy canine

[hexed igloo]

Either or

[void bison]

what about when your skeleton is swallowed by the expanding son

billions of years later when it's oil or something now so hairless anyways but still

[hexed igloo]

He's not burgundy he's cadmium red

[slender mica]

whos son is expanding that much???

O.o

[olive raven]

@sterile stone see now im just made

Mad

[slender mica]

hairy sun

duh

[void bison]

Michael 🌞

[olive raven]

Mood ruined a third time today

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-ackchyually-actually-gif-11156171

[hexed igloo]

Yours once I'm done with him

[olive raven]

Cuz I ain’t got good food infront of me

[slender mica]

D:

well first I need to get a son