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the current stim event
I only pretend to care about hideo games because it shows how cool and knowledgeable I am
Theres an event?
Ughhhhhhhhh
Yes announced today 
blighted stimms + gas but u get a unique buff from stimms
Day instantly ruined if they pop up
I remember when they complained about female Guardsmen
Do the suppressors actually work in hd2 now?
yep
just dont play it on scum
It's take drugs
Huff gas
Kill Nurgle
since latest patch p good
After graves gets added im voting celeste
they make you like
Wicked, ty
50-70% less detectable iirc
So it’s just filtering out players who haven’t played havoc
Tongs really opened my eyes to her
Gotcha
and with the new armor passive u can literally start break dancing behind enemies
Ty Mina Ha
no its filtering scum cause they cant pick up stimms
The suppressed weapons have like 1/3rd the sound range and don't cause aggro on bullet impacts
wait
and you literally get BOXES with 4 stimms
YES
yah
havent played in 2 weeks
its hell out here
Works for cartel stims too
nah id win
Take drugs
Huff gas
Kill Nurgle
fuckton of snipers gas stims etc
Dynamo smoking a stogie KS Icon
yeah on 60s cd
dude
there's boxes with 4 stimms
sounds like an ez game for desparadooooo scum
and stimms everywhere
Stimms give a stackable buff
why would you use cartel
Tuff as hell
And 95% gas resistance
Like an absurd amout of stims
So you
Wait, game event?
Kill Nurgle
People havent figured out that theres a perma buff on stims
Release the magnificent Sinclair from this hell I beg
looks so puntable
Maybe just on first run because you don't know how many stims are on the map lol
graveling...
C'mon Hadron you bitch
im saying that this event is badly designed
i need all the chudlings
Hmmm
Lay in bed for anofher 2 hour
my life is a party
Rot
Hmmm
ur gonna lay in bed cause u hate me
my home is the club
@sterile basalt You were about to say something weren't you
deadgock
Cica you wish you were mpregnated
say wat
@misty nova
I saw your mic thing go off when we were in the ambush room
laying in bed is not productive unlike dl
It is very believable that yuji would do that though
oh prob misclick
Not the mis input
You could be voting for graves rn @copper hawk
ur cape so funny
Cica not about the life cause they'd rather lay in bed instead of gathering votes for Silver
U should be votin this dihh
This is why Venator will win
Aaaaah u mad
U maaaaad
You wonder why im mean to you
Lay in bed if ur voting silver
Words hurt cica
It's the best bro has

glorious hunter bara king venator
@carmine lance were u the one who played hoi
Most of arbi's other fits look dumb outside the blad runner coat
imma go eat nao
Rip urself into pieces
Dl has a server?
bought chicken nuggets
Epstein and HOI4
Small lil pieces
Noticing a pattern
Perfect timing, I need to go wash my hair out
Yea if u press esc in Deadlock it has an invite

I thought u were bald
Cica you are this big
Fr?
slavjank - busted but ambitious
eurojank - busted but meticulous
full of whimsy - honestly straight up dogshit
Chat i might be cooked lowkey
lowkey?
“You’re just mad I’m full of whimsy”
I've played total war warhammer, but not hoi
Me or burgerfucker

they got his fucking smash design where he looks like naked
600 calories
oh my fucking god
I thought u converted to being a monk mb
I could never let some mf hit me in the chest with a metal pipe
And call that
"Spiritual enlightment"
You can keep that
What we're doing to Rem in lane
Real
Cica how long till the next pfp?
Does HD2 have a laser grenade now or was i making that up?
thats cyberpunk
You got an hour 25
wot
peak
Peak announced
peak is here
ur the chud
has da memory gone
Ik, I've always wanted the Gash in hd2
be happy it's being done
This event sucks.
my friend read the manga and i swear im gonna kill him with my bare hands if he mentions ANYTHING
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Its cus ur a fake fan
cuase im anime only
Best Chinese youtube
Chat can we team up and beat cica with rocks and hammers
i'm on deadlock
oh ik this guy
Ur the chud
not yet
RIGHJT NOW
he's cool
2 and a half hours
I thought it was at 2
It's wild to see someone else who's watched him
Fallout fans when the live-action adaptation doesn't crash every 5 minutes and doesn't need 10 mods to run properly
ur rotting instead of getting ur money up
or ass
peka
Graves or i kms
get that 4.8k power spike
They finally animated Panda saying it's peak
Bro thinks this Clash Royale
Just enough time to play 4 shiv bebop dynamo mina haze mo and krill matches
love dat goober
Ty
the more i think about playing dl the more i think about actually trying out the main gamemode
Get this dihh up
its like a little bug in my brain
importantr
Im voting 5
nawwww
ok
No u wont
2/19 is uncalled for
vote for what exactly
Pedro
Graves
Venator
Dungeon meshi s2 is in woke?
yes sir
Is meshi a finished manga
i think so
Maybe I'll actually read it then
Yes
Ty
Meshi is finished
Yea
ill wait for hte anime
Good ending
the only manga i read was jjk
Meshi is skibidi
Decent ending, surprising since most manga don't handle ending very well
Yes
Stephen King books don't either and I still like those
Think that's josho
Ty
Stephen King even recognizes his endings are weak
i mean
Considering he constantly says the endings of the movies are better than his books
The only one I can't speak on is pet semetery
ive only read a couple tbh
Stephen King is a diddyblud
We all gon 4get bout It
1022
Stephen King liked Sonic 06
Talmbout sum diddyblud ahh shit in that tunnel
we do not mention the tunnel
I sent that to the sonic person ik and this is the response I got
They don't
I had 2 teach them
Implanting extra chromosomes
Cica i bet you also got a -5% melee resistance
Cica what
Alright cancelling my train tickets
Graves
.
Amen
I think we should beat cica with bricks and hammers
im not opposed to that idea
(To be hchungus)
Thank you hitler for agreeing
Knew i could count on you
I'm guessing either apollo or Celeste last
Jelly is the median voter tbh
Tongs was the one who put me on celeste hype tho
Was i?
Yeah
I thought you already liked her ngl
U just sayin shit
Hadn’t seen a thing about her until then
No clue she had leg tats
chuddies
Language
Tbh I get it
Well you see I’m in super hell cause I’m holding out for a stand alone Silver title
It’s not happening
Idk what that means tbh
I don't like sonic lol
IM TELLING U TO GET UP
This rocks holy shit
Getting my kids hooked on gambling early
@frosty herald https://x.com/stats_feed/status/2016795021580595411
Countries That Have Eaten Their Prime Minister:
1. Netherlands 🇳🇱
featuring a fourth of my room
Fucken long ass arms
But eyy cool ass bioshock poster
0.6x camera setting okay
Grey ass room god damn
Also
Brave of you to go out in Eastern Europe with that on

Silksong
i would fucking never
what
warmers stay on INSIDE
yknow im kinda glad i got born in the femboy country
@sterile basalt https://store.steampowered.com/app/2795540/The_Midnight_Walkers/
how the fuck was that the thing you noticed
Poland?
Enter the cowboy training arc
If anyone tries shit
the feeding never ends
My room needs more plushies
Draw faster and have them down in a second
win lane lose game
yes , where else?
i have a shelf of them
At least your room is the definition of male college student like me
wanna see.
Aka ungodly levels of minimalist
They all reside on my bed
Everyone was going to point the obvious so I decided to focus on something else 
I don't think you're ready for that answer
OMG GROW UP i like ur amy one
The one YOU bought me?
Idek how much I spent on mine at this point
Thanks for the reminder to get a silver plush
Also yes
Monument to your sin just chilling on the right
I NEED ONE
It will be subjected to the Spamton Milk
I want to get rid of that thing.
help me hitler
Seriously.
Silver my goat but his ass got no merch
Set it on fire and film it
You wouldn't.
Then you'll see it in a month as a gif somewhere
SEGA GIVE ME A SILVER GAME IN 2026 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
HAZE WITH 0 OBJ DMG HOWWWWW
I'm glad someone shares my thinkin
Suffering builds character

i would rather discreetly discard it somewhere
first on the right the one that looks like a toothy axoltl , what is it from? I can tell with the rest
Oh gods thats way funnier
rain world
mario and sonic summer games 2026
Someone who has no idea what it is
they are organized by franchise
Show their friends their plush collection
Suicide
And everyone has to stare at them
Immediate suicide
You forgot brother man doesn't live in the West
I like Mario and Sonic at the olympics
the west...is thriving ?
I’m TIRED of the potential man allegations
the east is thriving
A slav with a plush collection is grounds for gulag time if ever caught
genuinely peak games
you know
Fine
Show strangers on the internet
I want a stand alone title for him….
Sonic Adventure 2 the peak
truly truly
the only sonic game i ever played was 1 on my ds cuz i had those hacked cartdrigez with like 80 games on it
Talvi is this tall
i don't remember the name
I verify
there was this pink cat
Sonic Rush
IM SO HUNGRY
pink cat thing
not even a fucking joke you're not a middle/eastern european country if you don't have a highway that hasn't been finished in three decades
u can eat me if u want
usually it's the politicians silently increasing their payment
I heard the balkans got alot of pot holes everywhere
also talvi your quite talkitive in this chat
WHAT
how are you doing?
“Hope is the first step to disappointment “
John Darktide
oh yeah the roads are fucked up too
yeah that 1
like, almost everywhere
i finished the game it was good
Deadlock has me in a chokehold
'eu funded road' and it drives like a dirt path
i was also 5 minutes old
It was like that in Texas for a bit
Then Californians came
And all the backwoods areas
If we’re talking plushes, i think is a very good one to have
And small towns
thats good to hear
you can instantly notice the quality of the road when you go from the netherlands to belgium
The claymore plush is one of my favorites lmao
Amsterdam the only EU country that matters
is it true that you can drink and drive in the netherlands

no lmfao
so worst mission you ever played
Blaze is pretty cool
u can drink n drive anywhere u just gotta believe in urself
belgium has some awful roads ngl
Though admittedly no better than Silver in terms of games
pink car
here in the netherlands they actualy paid attention to roadwork
At least she had Sonic Rush
AND MADE SURE TO MAKE A ROAD SPECIFICALLY FOR TRUCKS
i fucking love slovakia
Silver got 06
I won't lie, early 2000s dash cam footage of balkan countires was fucking amazing
Sleeping?
The only place you can see someone commit a robbery at a red light
lmao
yeah balkans were fucked
still sorta are
TRUE
only visited croatia and that one's pretty chill
apparently they have some sort of nationalistic bond with slovaks
Yeah true at least SHE HAD A GOOD GAME
Silver with-
Yeah nothing
like our city made sure to make roads for cargo vehicles
Lmao
Ngl I kinda wanna visit the old soviet memorials
Ur lying
lesbian
Ur fucking lying
But it is objectively ass
we have the dijk here but its easily accessible and you will never have to go through the city
Yr a liat
Story is alright but it’s the game
A fibbrt
It’s absolutely the game
A spreader if faleshoodz
06 played like corpse
The fuck is a dijk
Hawk Ptooeys
a seawall
I DONT CARE THE SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING
AND SILVER MY GOAT
AND SHADOW HAD A HARD ASS LINE
the new sonic racing game has an amazing soundtrack
"Im the coolest..." < the line btw
no reason for the final round tracks to go so hard
Erm thats Sound Adventure 2
Ik Blizzard Valley final lap is awesome
Silver will eventually get a game
utterly no reason to go so hard
God I love the Cyberspace theme
Frontiers had a banging OST
Kellin Quin my beloved
10 MORE YEARS OF SHADOW
Fat bloated fuck gets more games whilst silver looks like the Mummy LMAO
Im a little bias towards Shadow
25 more minutes to Tom Wachowzki
My goat Eggman eating good that movie LMAO
The campaign has always been my favorite part of Dawn of War, putting its RTS action in context of the wild, over-the-top, operatic drama of the far future. But when I got to go hands-on with the first bit of Dawn of War 4's grim story, it was a bit less opera and a bit more party rock, with the Ork faction leading the way. And as straightforwar...
I see the defense of both sides but admittedly I don’t fw the idea of it being moderately similar seeing CD did introduce the Past and Future mechanics
Aka time traveling
Yea but Amy wasn't the one doing the time travelling
Coming from a ruined future to save it seems a little
That’s what my gripe is
Strange for Amy
Mmmmmm show me Imperial Guards
Filthy Orks
They very easily could’ve just made it to where future Eggman is trying to take over with his chudling sons
Instead of her coming from the future
I woulda liked to see Stone get his time to shine as a villain
Admech and Necronssss
GUARD
Fair, more Stone rep please!
Me omw to summon all my dead units in the enemy base at 3x the army pop cap
@solar gorge how much longer bruh
Always be the funniest animation with the destroyers
Telling me his ass drifting killed that man
So silly question, but the deimos blaze force sword doesn’t really have a horde clear combo, right?
Bros like fuck outta my way
It makes sense to me tbh
Eh just seems like a way to make ppl buy expansions
Tau weren't even apart of DoW 2(outside last stand dlc) or 3 iirc, they were a dlc for 1
Yes.
I like the crazy stagger on the heavy stab, but light spam for horde clear feels off using the sword rather than a knife
May switch back to obscurus
I like its versatility
That’s probably the plan
Usually how it is anyways with how these games go
Minimal content and drip feed it
Link it
I love when someone opts to be a punching bag
also huge moment for ork players
2 games with them as the main faction
Am
Am I literally just watching someone argue how Vet is stronger than Psyker which is a massive lie
armageddon steel legion for 10 euros chuddy
You see
stop the cap
Suicide
Expecting logic?
In this discord?
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
︀︀
︀︀• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
︀︀
︀︀• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
︀︀
︀︀• Has SAG voice actors
Funniest shit of this, all scenes are just one framed lmao
same angle
hey didnt SAG make a huge deal out of them not wanting their voices to be involved with ai
Death to Gen ai
The SAG thing was proper crediting and compensation iirc
hmm
Oh and also, using the blaze force sword, I genuinely just don’t feel compelled to use the special move lol
use the greatsword
Oh great sword fucks, I’m well aware
FGS is the reason to play psyker
Bubble spam and fire staff
Can't beat it
The deimos is very nice for knocking crushers on their ass but i think I’m gonna use obscurus
I run scrier and electrokinetic 
One handed force sword is quite fun
You're asking to be tazed
I like the stabby mark
I don’t m1 spam either i use the charge on elites
i think obscurus special is a valid havoc playstyle
Mainly crushers or maulers because i know it ignores armor
At least I’m not using staff charge attack on chaff like I see people do
Pfft

FUCKING PRONOUNS
FUCKING GENDER NEUTRAL WORDING
I wonder whatever happened to this guy
Tomodachi direct a week after new America Nintendo CEO being a woman is the most funny timing
It’s so silly to me that people genuinely care that much
As grifters will believe America Nintendo has anything to do with the games development
You don't understand moth pronouns are the death of the west
Mouth/man
I mean you gotta see it from the view of alot of people
As awful as that is
Alot of people were born religious
And you know
So was I but I'm not a prick
Some people haven't shaken that as they've grown older
here's the full clip if anybody wanted to enjoy the video without any modifications
Perfect example
This fucking guy
Like bro isn't focused on the real reason rpgs suck
Which is horrible writing and boring characters
Nah
But on the other hand I thought religion generally says “don’t be a dipshit?”
Love thy neighbor and all
See this is the beauty of religion as you get older.
Rules for thee
But not for me

That’s very stupid
The rule of religion on applies when it benefits the person pushing it
True pronouns should unironically stop existing
Refeer everyone to their name or call them "person" 8)
"person come here"
Or as the Aussies do
"Cunt"
Everyone has pronouns you dipshit, it came free with your language manual
Pronouns are when woke
I wonder if the guy I had this talk with earlier is still in this discord
Alot of the anger coming from the whole pronouns thing
$20 says he has bronouns
Is mostly just drivel pushed to the lower educated people.
"I'm a sigma male"
As cuntish as that sounds
If you take a look at the people who rage at shit like pronouns
You tend to find they either dropped out of school
Or never recieved a decent education to begin with
It's darkly funny to me that they had to come up with "sigma male" because they realised a lot of their listeners didn't have friends or a social circle
Had to talk to a new person today and they use they/them pronouns, I need to kill them and then myself or something like that, idk whatever a dipshit would say
Half of the states don't receive decent education
I hate this
With every fucking fiber of my being
LMFAO
Holy fuck it's the most pathetic shit ever
i'm so fkcing woke
It's a cynically hilarious adaptation
wokest person alive
"fuck they don't know anyone for a hierarchy"
Oh yeah?
Yes let me pay another man to tell me how weak and pathetic I am and tell me I need to do better
Name every Deltarune character
Brother
"ok lone wolf it is"
There's nothing sigma about that
And what's worse is
People pay thousands of fucking dollars
For this sigma male retreat camps
Like brother if you need another man to call you a loser and degrade you that bad
tsk tsk tsk
i'm laughing
Tbf for a lot of these grubs
Having their fathers in the picture wouldn't have helped much
Pfft
Just fucked them up differently
It winds them up something fierce when you refer to them as "they/them" to their face
So im confused about deadlock
God dude
Was Rem voted in or not
Talking to older gen people is grating on the mental
So then is the voting just for order
Yep
Interesting
i cannnt
@sterile basalt
You must
Goes hard
Ya it’s nice
I like the heavy armor more than the light armor tho
Oh yeah it’s thursday, new rotation this week right
I'm pissed the shirt is darker
FS doing everything they can to make clothing not match
talvi has a secret that they dont want me 2 tell uuuu :3
busy rn i'll get on later
GET ON U BUMS
@sterile basalt Remember when I told you they removed the flavor text from the red arby jacket
UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They removed the name aswell
Whats a good kinda sword melee build for zealot?
Did you see the hour long chud crash out in vet chat?
I'm trying out the rest of the classes I don't usually play
Start at an hour ago
Why's the fatmangus relic blade recommend Overload as a blessing
I think it's just another source of knock back and cool down for your blade's active stance
That 25% lets you immediately activate it without just speeding the cooldown huh
doing yackbox
Pretty sure you still have to wait for the remaining 75% to activate it again
I just had one of the funniest conversations in this server ever
Damn, it'd be funny as hell otherwise
You know, hanging with Vin taught me a valuable lesson when it comes to people online
And in particular
This server
Just disengage when you see someone making an obvious ass of themselves.
Always assume ragebaiters to be fully serious because it’s funnier that way
The Guard related pfp is the anime pfp of this server
At that point it's just shit flinging until someone gives up
He left the server
I sent friend request
He denied and blocked me lol
You petty ass mf
Bro was genuinely scared of playing with me

make that ur profile banner

I don’t have discord nitro to do that
Let’s invest
Noe
Can't wait to see that guy post on reddit about it
When nitro expires it’ll be removed anyway
I'm too lazy to change
Who was this funny folk
ez
The lore is crazy
Self proclaimed best veteran on darktide
He didn’t
He just said we’re all ass
I can agree because I’m washed
smh = shaking my head
smd = shaking my dong
he just finished peeing
Saying that to the person who is literally making the veteran guide is funny
I alrdy finished vet sections, it’s only WIP on other classes now
He also called ainz and basically everybody else skill issue
No you don’t understand he’s just better okay
He dropped that everyone else was a shitter in Vet chat basically
Who needs guides anyway
I will drop into missions with my inf lasgun
It was funny watching
And get all the kills until any armored enemy comes in
understandable reaction

When was that?
I will convince the boys to smoke
Was it today?
I was about to type out
Just now
Zealot chat response
bro got interrupted
When they said that
Go to vet chat and scroll up
Dammit

He win yet
Isn’t it the other way around
LOL
As I used to dislike psyker play style until recent weeks and finally understand it how it really feels to play like psyker
Lazypurple type ass title
yea its really powerful
What the hell is this
If you played Knife zealot, loner is gone. Not a big deal. But now you can't even choose all 3 cooldown abilities. They're not based on damage you take. Several talents you're forced to take to get the talents from prior versions are deep in areas you can't reach. Or you're forced to pick talents that are utterly useless to you. Like at the very start of the tree
It's absolute fucking garbage. They didn't just take a few things away, they took everything away
You get over the meter management and then magically you have the most ludicrously overpowered class in the game
Like I genuinely see Psyker as a “TF2 Sniper” in many scenarios with how it just does so many jobs but better
It’s bleak
Id use that for a dark ritual
I been playing with scrier only and I get it now
I loved seeing the version of these guys around the ogryn giga buff
I can't get now drop it because of viable it is
naw
it will happen again
the prophecy fortells it
Guardsmen are funny people
I've loved og since the beta so I'm just going let em keep going
The ogryn century
larpers are so funny
was a bit sad that loner didn't get a simple rework to be good, as the replacement is both still pretty garbo and mechanically uninteresting. Prob the biggest thing to actually complain about alongside FiF being gone.
its a weird aura to replace loner with
Larpers who choose grunt soldiers of all things confuse me
like why do you want to larp as literal dogshit
I tried pushing for a cool upgrade to Loner but ultimately Zealot just is doomed to being Zealot-coded instead of teammate coded who would've thought
Also just remembered why I don't like using caxe
The one that used the cover peak mechanic Vet has in your 40 match
seems to be a hard idea from the start for zealot
current state of darktide
Because it represents their life
grunt fantasy
the pet missile that runs around
bombs something then comes back
maybe not the start, but since I've played. So post patch 13
"mom would be so proud, watching me fulfill my life's purpose in a war for dirt"
incredibly niche reference
sounds familiar but I cant place it
why do you expect people to have the ability to read or actually be able to see
smh shoulda posted that video in braille
Piss easy game mode bro 🚬
Tf
Ok tbh havoc 40 does get easier the more you play it
It just involves getting a lot of things second nature...like falling tf back when theres a boss
And having good teammates
And not running off for any reason
high havoc will have you checking your tab key to make sure you're actually in a normal auric and not heresy when you do go back to auric
any reason lmfao
like where the FUCK are the enemies I'm starving out here
I've been like this so many times lmfao
spits at you
Scroll up vet chat it gets better
i remember dying in heresy as a bolter vet when darktide first released
What krak was he smoking
traumatic moment was a recon lasgun psyker stealing a big ammo from me
I should consider going helbore vet on havoc
the ones he wasn't throwing at crushers apparently
Gunners are like
Such a problem
That I would feel really good taking them out one by one w executioners stance
Unfortunately, dclaw would be a bad choice...I think
Ainz ran dclaw on h40 so how bad could it be?
(Precursor to disaster)
Ainz runs it on scum iirc
Im positive he ran that shit on vet
He had to
No wait
That was the dn build
Which he used
Shock maul

are euros rly that amazed by knockoff mtn dew ?
Summons cowboy Michael Jackson

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