#zealot-class
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also what tier 2 heavy slot
theres no OP things, just "did you bring on demand stun or not"
auxilary reload or 100% extra melee damage?
namely dont bring a bolter or ur dum
no u just gotta adjust
chaos is not a faction u face tank
i see people always complaining about chaos spawns but its literally just about falling back a bit and playing smart
aux reload always
shut up about that
free ammo refills
i guess i can do melee on 3-4
Nerfed their spawns by 30%
miss 1 parry, get stunlocked, die
oh so they did think it was stupid
i fucking dropped the game out of frustration
Is Thammer peak, chat
because packs of 6 were unbearably annoying
They spawn the same amount as tyrranid melee units
when i see a blob of 5 something spawns coming at me i simply fall back (press back doge) and pick them out 1 by 1
u can also save your frag nades to stunlock them
heavy as a class just eats them alive before they can do anything
power fist can 1 shot an entire pack
many ways to deal with em
masterful defense is obviously good but im using thammer on bulwark
@carmine falcon i see youre playing in some fantasy world where they arent right around the corner 2 feet away
can close the distance fast, and cant be rolled away from froever since they can keep up with you
lemme check my perks
Just a reminder that windows 10 security support ends on Tuesday
no i just dont get jumped that often
i can always see them coming
the game has a very easy to follow level design and layout
idk why you're being so hostile to me man lmao
im not being hostile to you
im saying its a stupid enemy
with stupidly deceptive indicators
i like em
they just neeed to nerf their dmg cause they deal way too much dmg for how chaotic their attacks are
and it being completely pink blends in with the vortex beast map where the light is blue but all the bricks and shadows are purple
@sharp crater whats the tldr
and again 1 bad parry and they just flail stun lock you
they already nerfed their spawns and they just need to nerf dmg
of the convo?
maybe i keep using it and get some malware
increase chaos spawn spawnrates
I really don't wanna 11...
potatoe hates chaos spawns and says there's no op things in sm2
they take up slots so those fuckass rubicon marines cant spawn as often
im saying theres no OP things in sm2 because
i had a rubric wave once
can win 11 be made very similar to 10 easily
theres bringing on demand stun
like all rubrics
so this is kinda neat, I wrote an article for my college's newspaper today
and not bringing on demand stun
this
oh yeah well i hacked my arm nerve in a fictional hacker game
That's because it is ass
heavy is by far the strongest classin the game by virtue of being able to facetank everything whilst gaining health
also automatic heavy plasma LOL
as in bolters are trash, and the game is designed around plasma, melta, and i have no idea why a sustained damage weapon exists when
enemies spam evasive maneuvers when youre trying to focus fire
that's pretty cool tbh
auspex
powerfist
heavy's entire existance
cloak cancel
shield cancel
ground pam perma spam
but ok
I want to checkout cyberpunk as an actual tabletop game
bolters have been patched for months and are pretty decent now
u just gotta hit heads
ah lol
mantis blades cost the most humanity drain to equip
true...
You learned how to do it??
what did i say
I recommended it to my friend who is into coding to see if he'd like it
yeah this is the 2nd mission after the first 4 tutorials
sure ill be playing
Cant wait for the upcoming pts
"first 4 tutorials" 
You have to transmit a signal from one nerve to the other while also making sure that any values under -120 or over 50 get clamped
me when i have to play the weapon with the intended mechanic
u dont need "Stun" to win
to be fair the first tutorial was like this
again the game doesnt incentivize it
"oh look youre trying to chain headshots"
i better just keep jumping side to side
meanwhile just stunlock lol
it incentivizes it since bodyshots literally do no dmg
wow, great
and the alternative is a gun that doesnt care about body or head shot, has splash, and has stun attached to it
Heavy has been the most dumb and powerful class since release, he was also the least played on release, but I would debate is the most versatile character since release which is why I will debate that is number 1
btw everything can stun lock you and your marine cant stand hold his gun straight and manage recoil
wow epic
the first actual mission was about hacking a pizza place to get a free pizza delivered by adding your order (the one below 300) to the end of the list
to which i say theres non demand stunning aoe damage, or "just chian headshots"
Heavy now has multiple guns that have a node that makes him immune to stunlocks when zoomed in
Anyone got like a good chorus build? Chorus always feels kinda lame to use
Another reason why he is op
Well
That's because it kind of is
Darn
It's GOOD but it's always boring
Honestly best way to use chorus is to use the piety and get the CD on crit
idk man every class has multiple anti stunlock perks plus the game is fairly simple mechanically so once you get decent at it u wont be stunlocked unless the ai director decided to shit on you for the lols which rarely happens to me and im not exactly a god at the game lol
Is it better to use the damage increase perk on it right?
i do well with all kinds of setups
the current mission has me hacking a peanut candy factory to remove peanuts from the recipe of their peanut blast
plasma bolters meltas whatever
The most fun I have with chorus is by popping it and walking towards a firing line of gunners and ranged trash
its all about adjusting
I like the DR one more in my opinion
I believe it's best to not use either of the upgrades
Basically just use it when people are losing a lot of health?
Especially the DR one, at least
i adjusted alright, i uninstalled
Lol why
i got my stupid red weapons, theyre lame
Really?
The DR perk is very not good because golden toughness is already ridiculously cracked survivability
Really why
The damage perk, uhh if you can make space for it is usable
neither cause they're basically trolling you
But you sacrifice your own gameplay to boost the team
can you tell your friend I will have their children if they can explain swizzling to me in a way that makes any sense at all
it doesnt proc consistently either
i think the fact that golden TGH is already good means you can forego the bonuses
Yeah I don't feel like you usually need any more DR and you'll be doing more damage so you can Regen that way
Because when you play with randoms 90% of them are dps builds with no survivability
But like when do you pop the ability just kinda when you feel like people are about to die?
Nice
you dont ""need"" the extra damage or TGH, but you can invest in all the other DR stackings and zealot is pretty tanky
I will convey the message 
OR when a fight starts
Yeah
@frosty herald on bulwark i run powerful shot, masterful defence, overcharge and aux reload
u can run resiliance instead of masterful defence if u dont care about shield gaming
You don't need it, but your team needs it
If they are randoms
You can use it as a difficult fight approaches to make sure no one dies at all
what my ogryn needs anything?
The cool down is long enough where I can't spam it but short enough where I sit with it a lot without using it
oh no hes dying, just swing faster
oh no hes playing stupidly, gets rewarded for it
If forty crushers come at you, it's so much better to use it as the fight begins rather than when one or two people get pancaked
Because golden toughness is one free overhead
oh my arbes "needs" anything?
I think I just need to use ability more frequently just to make sure everyone is buffed up
looking at this, it's "for each digit in the mask, take the Xth character from the back in input and use that as the output"
easiest one to look at is Input 6789 -> Mask 3333 -> Result 7777, because the mask is telling you to take the 3rd digit from the back (i.e. 6[7]89), four times in a row, to give you a result of 7777
if the mask is negative you flip everything and if the mask is 0 the result is 0
Does chorus stop dogs and chargers from grabbing or not?
Yeah but the pulse waves gotta hit em first
@lethal sedge there are bizarre interactions where it doesnt
Depends on the timing
It'll always free teammates though
it's better if you know the other person has stacks, like psyker Kinetic Presence + Veteran Fire Team
like youre moving at them and they catch you perfectly inbetween pulses and its early enough that the AoE isnt big enough
I like the power fantasy of being the epic buff dude but chorus kinda meh and the other one is way better for just going ham
no chorus does exactly that
on harder havoc modifiers tho it's kind of not as essential
I have builds for both abilities but basically everything else is the same
Chorus is fun for pushing up when you're being suppressed and held down to shit
yeah it just uh
makes your team lose 1/4th of the dps
The gap between pulses can sometimes let things through but if you preempt it you'll nearly always be safe
It gives breathing room and that's as fun as it gets
cause you cant attack
the only true "go HAM" right now is castigator's stance and "ogryn with a bully club and a desire for carpal tunnel"
Veteran has like a combination of both zealot ability
Yeah, but sadly randoms. I hate to be that guy, but accounting for randoms kinda is important
Gives toughness and does a stun
using it at the worst time is always sometimes bad, it's better for rushing enemies
Maybe I'll be melee veteran
@heady rapids on no planet is 5 seconds of down time, 5 seconds of "invuln", and 5 seconds of mass stagger going to be offset by "oh your team is down 25% DPS"
This makes sense to me, but not which mask digits are used. Why are they counting up from right to left?
Okay not gonna lie. This is like really good right now
I wish it was like a thing you threw down or something to make a buffed area
yes
it will
ive seen the DPS scoreboards, not everyone is even doing their part
Holding the book for 5 seconds is so lame
gotta buy arbite DLC for that 
Melee vet with shout
you're proving my point thanks
right, so 25% damage isnt even an issue
ogryn is still going to do 60% of it regardless of if you tryhard
@violet hornet oh yeah wrong reply idk why
Tbf your ability use isn't nearly a majority of your damage income
and even with arbite shock mine i see a lot of ragers just running through it cuz probably rotten armor stagger resist
We just big scrolling this chat no worries brother
The only time I attack is when I use fotf
To say it's 25% less team-wide damage is wrong especially when it provides a free opportunity to deal more damage and the survivability to push
yeah in a coordinated team
Yeah like why would I use the book zealot ever
it's for crowd control and boy do you need a lot of it this update
if you're playing randos they could do anything
To say you lose out on a lot of selfish damage and survivability is true but you still have left click outside of ability use
usually nothing
yeah you can do all the 25% you want, doesnt matter at some point when its stat padding
Alive and unpinned teammates do a lot more damage
Book zealot is good when there is a modifier for a bunch of monsters
youve still got an objective to do and a clean mission is better than raw numbers
Makes it easier to help stun them
Truedge
I probably still won't know how to use this very much but it seems like it could store numbers better
Or in a team that will comunicate and work with you
Ah nice. But it's not that good for lots of specials or big dudes?
This isn't to say that the ability is bad, just that randoms usually start reading a book when you pop it
The thing is that you want a good team for it
I don't really struggle with hordes much so I don't really need the stun for them
that said, are we going to pretend stealth and FoTF have the same utility as da book
can I just say that people who spam tag or have tag bound to m1 are very annoying
oh book isnt even remotely close
I have a semi good friends, and when I use book they focus the big guys or revive each other
M1 taggers deserve death
@carmine lance theyre assholes too
like goddamn, you don't have to jingle the fucking keys in front of me, now I just don't want to help you with whatever you're dealing with
Fury has a silly amount of utility but no, I recognize book is pretty good even if it's not fun or what I use
not to mention it doesnt have any good modifiers and is detrimental to your dps
i once told someone "thats a big offputting"
just cuz they give you the function doesn't mean you gotta use it!
and they went on a umadbro tirade
goddamn
you cant even tell peoople somethings unpleasant before they go on a defensive assault
Does knife have any special abilities that make it good with invis or is it just because it's cool to sneak around with a knife that people do that build?
when they die they give us moral support, which is stronger than any gun or space magick

darwin claus will reward him well
knife is THE mobility weapon
One of my favorite things about fury is that it gives you literal iframes
@lethal sedge its intheory equally good against everything
NOT dodge frames, IFRAMES
idk if it works the way i think it does, but the chain stagger from chorus + skullcrusher on anyone else's weapon should theoretically give your team like 5-7s of uninterrupted dps on a boss that's taking 80% more damage, which should be enough to straight up delete it
knife heavy actually makes you go faster
it has a built in backstab modifier
20%
so it's fantastic for positioning too
i think we can all agree the power-horz is prolly the best one
ideally your teammates are being more aggressive when you are using chorus yes
not backing up
i feel like its only weakness is excessive amounts of ragers
... Power whores? What?
which is admittedly a small issue if you use your knifes and your speed right
I would imagine that would cost extra
oh actually i think +stamina is especially important on knife
also chorus is really good for the first boss trigger on gloriana where you're still outside on the catwalks because you can just ledge the boss
at least on vet, the second you cant block/push you finna fold
Ok I think I was wrong about shroudfield being a worse Charge this shit is so peak
Just Gloriana in general really there's quite a few ledges
used to be better at that, FS thought pushing shit off a ledge was too fun
its no shade stealth
it trades attack speed for dmg
yeah! the first one is the one i see the most often though, almost every chorus zealot will just pop it there to get an easy kill
that said, attack speed IS damage
unless it's bon... i hate bon...
and the fact you can freely go whenever
Stealth is for cowards that wish to hide the emperor's light
i think stealth is useful if cornered
Fatshark
We π needπ talent π pages
even if youre actively slicing away you can somewhat spam stealth in place and keep getting a free stun if youre the last one standing ebcause the boss kinda stands still there and there
its weird and looks janky
huh
I don't think this channel ever talks about zealot directly
content drought
Shroudfield conversation does not count since that's not real zealotry ofc
is this darktide................
they been literally talking about zealot directly
Yeah solo hardmode farming isnt possible
solo hardmode farming
i can help u now oomfie
Sureeee
Mfw talking about a zealot exclusive melee isn't talking about zealot 
yeeeeehaawwwww
The 5th wave is basically not doable because you get points for only 1 player
yeah thats why i said u need a friend
I can only summon 1 heavy then need to pick another class bot
So that's not just some myth it actually does have that
it's also a finesse weapon so you have better scaling off weakspot talents
Hey, there will never be that many on screen at once, they're too busy clipping into the terrain for that
But don't you need to spam it a lot cause its fast attack speed but low damage? Won't that break my mouse and fingers?
affordable housing for all the fleshmobs
I cant believe how broke squids feel as a faction still
it's high damage and fast, it's best dps rotation is push attacking tho
their jets spawn at diff 1 apparently
but it has pretty low cleave and low reach
as a tradeoff
if you run while holding heavy you get faster tho
Nah I mean literally poor
They dont feel like Squids to me
yeah they don't have any enemies
Just xcom 2 lost
a lot of enemies got leaked which means we might even see them this year
Is this concrete?
or like last year
Yeah
big reveal on uh
Hes eepin rn
Heck yeah

Ive seen em, feels like too little too late tho tbh
I'll start caring about the game as soon as it stops being 150gb and running at 30fps
unlimited genocide on squid front
I uninstalled it cause of the file size
Game isnt fun enough to be that large
hdd for the wjn
Do you play MH (Monster Hunter)?
3 times the duplicate asset because hdd
Is your palico named Concrete?
Yeah
you don't actually own anything technically it's a license
also the most non cooperative coop game ever
I hate weapons that have good push attacks cause I don't wanna use push attacks lol

people keep saying that war striders are ok cause it's meant to be a team game and your teammates are meant to bring ATs
think I could make a brawl zealot build
you should
Can I be a little mean here?
(It's not mean I just want to make a joke
)
I think I worded that badly my b man
meany
Chat i love my cat
they left the server
probably can't happen huh
xcom 2 is so bueno
bueno...
No game in the vein has managed to be better than Xcom 2 WoTC
The only better game is Xcom 2 WoTC with LW lol
(Sorry this is what I meant @lament veldt)
I started an xcom enemy within long war but didn't really play it
Knifer will never forgive me because I using pink and they were the pink person here
everyone does that? man. can't face tank as tiny person
(I'm not good at understanding jokes)
I don't want to say EVERYONE, but it's liks the first build people make that build
KITTTYYYGY
To be fair zealot excels at that build very well
it is kinda funny though how even though it's been a while since I played it i still remember a bunch of features in ufo defense that xcom 2 lacks
it feels more like a sim game or something if that makes sense whereas xcom 2 went the route of having skills and stuff
Xcom 1 is unironically also a top tier game
Imagine half the height of a small dog
das con creet baybe
i just want to face tank like an ogryn
like tossing medkits or weapons to other soldiers when in xcom 2 medkits are a ability that you can only equip at the start
Xcom 2 let's you have "your dudes" fantasy better imo
istg i have that meme somewhere.
Zealot can do that while being faster and putting out some more damage, but his tankiness is like roughly 10-20% less based on how you build
that's fair but I like choosing the imperial guard and mulching like 20 soldiers to win a mission in 40k rosigma
taxe is nice, I'm not gonna try and claim otherwise
I remember in highschool when I was playing xcom 2 I named my characters after some friends
Xcom 2 lacks frog soldiers that save the world
Thats not even xcom 1, thats classic xcom lol
but it just feels a little off
it's lower probably considering ogryn has 20% tdr and 20% dr built in
but ogryn can't mantle
when one of them died I built a robot and pretended his consciousness was uploaded
GRAHHH I DON'T HAVE IMAGE PERMISSIONS
Maybe like 20-30% is more accurate
oh sorry you responded to me talking about ufo defense
GET REDNAME AND THEN YOU DO (Just talk alot)
say less
you will know the false shepherd by his mark
what's it like there?
We need real frogs
Heβs starting to dislike how many photos im taking and how little pets im giving
Thats kinda badass looking actually
take a look for yourself but it's by far the least fun chat on here
it doesn't look fun at all.
do they talk about darktide a lot
yes
Tf is darktide
ewwwwwwwwww
The zealot chat is the like the most chilld chat
I just post concrete
ewww ew ew ew ew ew
Yuri and Yaoi simulator
yucky yucky
what even is darktide
Woah
ts peak
can I post google emotes here I wonder

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide is a co-op action shooter by Fatshark set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe where you play as an Imperial prisoner pressed into service by the Inquisition to fight against a Chaos-corrupted cult in the <hive city of Tertium. It features intense first-person combat blending both melee and gunplay, four playable classes, deep character customization, and a cooperative gameplay loop focused on fighting hordes of enemies.
BRO DID NOT GOOGLE THIS
i don't understand big words
I asked a tinhead for help
Warhammer 40,000: Darktide is a team-based action game where you and your friends fight monsters and bad guys in a dark, futuristic city. You play as a prisoner whoβs forced to help stop an evil cult thatβs taken over the city. The game lets you fight using both guns and close-up weapons, choose from four different character types, customize how your character looks and plays, and work together to survive waves of enemies.
alexa pull up chatgpt and play fly me to the moon
not 4k

Q. Should the Thammer have AOE?
no
Chat i forgot how fun sketching is
sm2 thammer is a crime
But also im so incredibly washed and cooked
I can ask it to go simpler if you want it is worth the cost to the environment
No but Crusher does.
it should only have an AOE on kills with a unique mark or blessing
Oh hey is the yuri one
hi
Hi meow

I mean it's not untrue, most people have written/read yuri sister of battle stuff, and in Rogue trader their is gay options in the game, and hints at other npcs having relations with each other
It should have AoE by default.
fineeee
that sounds fun
tf did they change it
in space they probably don't give a shit about homosex
anti tank weapon should not be a crowd clear weapon
its not a crowd clear weapon
Oh they don't care yeah
its a kill everything weapon
There are multiple thunder hammer patterns pookie
it nukes bosses elites and little guys
Which is like the most based thing about the warhammer universe
You still look very puntable im ngl
bigger heresies then just "i hooked up with my squadmate"
Darktide is a team game. You fight bad people in a dark city. You play a prisoner. Use guns or blades to stop them.
this looks fun.
i would also like if i could use aftershock without having to wait 4 seconds
full damage is like
hardly ever attainable
even on bosses
Erm if you play arb then you arent a convict
ohhhhhhhhhh..now i understand
Never use aftershock full charge
Use it asap
no need to fully charge that's the thing
i do a quarter charge and use ground slam a lot more
hammer in sm2 is legit a everything weapon that erases everything on screen
thats my point
its dumb that you shouldnt ever use it
you enter the scrooge mcduck room team chat
i agree on the aftershock tho
its too long to charge
should be like 30% shorter
When arb first dropped i asked for build help once and havent touched it since
My builds chillin now
i would love if there was some unique interaction with parries/blocks where each block or parry would give you an additional charge level of aftershock
Not absolute
another Q. If the melta ever comes out, would it be useable for the zealot?
short ranged anti carapace/unyielding with light crowd clear
yeah
itd be very usable
it should be a zealot weapon
i can see vet getting it
melta feels like it'd be a zealot exclusive
but zealot neeeeds it
it was promised to vet 10000 years ago
LMAO
@south prism this will help
don't worry, it'll embed 6 hours and 37 minutes from now
why kill before torture
A voice of reason, amidst the chaos
Guys what is the weapon with most highest crit chance in both normal and heavy attacks?
Okay unironically this scene is hilarious and I love it
Are there currently base defense modifiers implemented for the enemies?
If so, I think Dregs and Scab having different weaknesses could be interesting
For example, Dregs would be weak to fire and physical attacks due to them being unarmored and diseases cleansed by fire and all that.
But strong against las, plasma, and warp cause they are more heavily infected by nurgle hence having more resistance to energy based attacks.
And the Scabs being the opposite.

Uh... probably the knife or taxe technically speaking for melee weapons
There's different armor types, and some enemies take more damage from melee attacks... but that's about it
That is pretty much the current armor system by a different name really.
Every weapon has different modifiers against each armor type and enemies almost all have multiple kinds across their bodies
certain enemies being resistant to warp would mess with an entire class
if it was the whole type of enemy at least
Not totally resistant. Just able to tank more hits.
It is a decent system but I really want the two factions to actually feel different. With the new Scab buffs, the Dregs just feels like inferior versions.
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So you can stop asking now.
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I think that's the point. The dreg are supposed to be the non-elite heretics. The scab are supposed to be an elite force
trained soldiers for the scab
I don't think they got the character right with that dialog
that's just block weapons 
I should do normal sieges for green data when techmarine comes
no need u can use your relics
you cant downgrade data
you can use it
ye
i can buy an artificer with 3 greens
yam you're losing it
LOOK
come help him level
BUY A RELIC FOR 3 PURPLE
yammamamtooo you can use a relic for any purchase
I also want them to have different niches cause I think that way the devs could add more weapons without them being either OP and killing everything or feeling lacking.
thats a lie
and getting relics is the easiest since u always get a boss on lethal and absolute

green weapons take green data
does he know?
he does not know....
what am i looking at?
you could use yellow
LOOK 1 GREEN TO MASTER IT
genuinely what are you talking about
scakboey...
it clearly says a green data
I love scaboy
if i master it it consumes 1 green data
yam
my bruder in christ u can use a higher tier data to unlock lower tiers ones
if u dont have greens itll tell you "habibi wanna use purples or yellows??"
just use the yellow data
and the game doesnt bother to tell me this at all?
im 786 pounds i can only do 10 breaths before im winded
good communication? in my warhammer game?
why didnt you try holding?
only 786
casual
you never asked
im getting my numbers up big dog just ate three buckets of chicken
@frosty herald you still playing sm2?
stop posting gore
i need a video of this otherwise all of you are just lying
yam
i keep eating and i'm still hungry
help
like i feel deep hunger WHILE SHOVELING FOOD
currently eating a banana and chips
I stocked up on greens before
And played with fresh classes getting new greens
come if u want
ur french eat a baguette
i was eating meat too
I carry
in dinner
II AM COOMING
i know i was there
join us king 
Chat have you ever experienced a good panaderia


If you haven't you are not living live to its fullest
bro already started
what is a panaderia
Mexican bakery place
Whatβs code then fool
hard siege level 5 and dip
Ill just do normal sieges for green data so i can level up the omnisian axe
wait hol up
Go try it
We can run absolutes
does he know
Not all are good, but wholesome ones that focus on just making good bread instead of drizzling and icing and shit just hit
nvm knify joined
Unironically would be my breakfast every morning forever if I could
Guess you donβt want the gigachad carries 
I wish the Ironhelm Thammer would get a better attack pattern someday. Sooner the better.
How long?
I think its attack pattern is sort of fine
Should I run one now
It would work if it as a concept worked
They just need to decide what they want it to be already
after a sesh or two 30 minutes
Guess Iβll mess with cosmetics
The haters are typing...
Give the ironhelm cleave special to crucis, then give ironhelm a decent sized aoe explosion special somewhere between crusher and Paul
I think implementing the Crusis attacks would fit the niche much more better.
Weird frog
2 sieges and ill have lvl 25 tactical probably
kill 7 billion people
that's a lot of people.
It would be a detriment to its identity if it automatically overheaded on activating
It would be nice if its activated cleave was better
Or if it could cleave multiple special/elite at once
oh not the special patterns. just the normal attacks. Especially the heavies.
cleave elites and only detonate on ogryns and bosses
forgot to mention that
and maybe specials
God, I remember these actually
no ?
@carmine falcon ping me when done
I'd want it if the uncharged attacks actually felt like a sword instead of a plastic toy.
what about this one
theyr killin me..
Nah. Mainly Runt tbh.
Chat I have been awake for 18 hours and I'm about to terrorize this lobby I'm in as db knife gunker.
Consider napping
runt is an icon
dual blades gunker
Ohhh yeah maybe so
eyyy eyy
Start diggin in yo butt twin
I kinda like weaving the combos in normal unactivated attacking though
this MIGHT get mods attention
I would even be fine with bulwark shield penetration and a lil bit better cleave
Absolutely not.
I existed for 30 seconds and got barreled off the map by a zealout.
Canon event.
Just don't stay up past the 4 day mark I guess that's when it starts to get a bit rough
I am literally barely coherent but I'm staying awake for my subway sandwich that will arrive in approximately 45 minutes.
couldn't you just set up a rube goldberg machine that will dump a bucket of water on your head in 45 minutes
One time I ordered a pizza with my last $5 and then fell asleep while I was waiting for it and didn't get the pizza
I was ordering pizzas at my buddy's house once and forgot about it
ordered it again a couple days later
forgot to change the address
π₯Ή
At least someone got it
they refunded me
she's been to the trenches
I would have made you pay triple price
May I ask why are there so many meme pic posting?
unrecognisable
Gen chatters
this is meme chat
Was it always like this then?
Depends who's present I suppose
Think the mods gave up
Outside of very early in the games lifespan, yes
huh thx for the answer I guess.
Anyway enough rational talk this is zealot chat
Sadly no
We cavemen in here
fair enough
Like a true zealot
do you like frogs
we are CRAZY HAMBURGER
Gen chatters got their feelings hurt over losing embeds
For today
Oughhh......emprah
ye
I like that his name is combat axe
This represents perfectly the average caxe player
It's so incredibly funny to me when people have fat hands
@frosty herald i dced
It's always the "π π hand reveal kitten" people that have sausage ass fingers
joing back
Almost thought bro was gonna leave me
scab boy
Big women are beautiful
Also how tf are yall joining my lobby uninvited
join through steam
Can you just do that?
Theres a fine line between perfection and ugh
yeah
Im ngl it worries me when someones fingers are fat, like how far in are you to where your body is storing fat there rn
Judging from only a hand?
@carmine falcon yamato is doing 1 more siege
My favorite frog is an extinct genus from the Calyptocephalellidae family which was big enough to eat a cat.
You coming?
yes
If you have fat hands you're obese
That's how it is
You have to be pretty overweight for your hands to be fat generally, sometimes genetics come into play but
Yeah, seconded
Tongs you're my new best friend
Ive been fat and my hands still didn't gain weight
the humble single father
Yeah, thirded
@frosty herald why you dissing me on my fit
are they fully extinct or extinct from a certain region
Let's go people watch at Walmart and judge their grubby hands
fully
Im used to chapter adherent outfits
Listen to them being out of breath from walking up to the counter
Listen to the electric wheelchair strain
Motor screaming in pain
Wheels scraping the wells
No way
sad
You ever see a mobility scooter with flattened tires
Shits insane like how do you do that
Yeah, I used to work at a Walmart in the american Midwest for a bit
I've seen some fuckin creatures
I feel for you
D**n
I work in a smoke shop so I just get crackheads generally
Not the crackheads here lmao
a safe stagnant life invites heresy
We don't have chill ones in nz they're all just timebombs
I unironically think there's a healthy amount of suffering
Had one pull a plastic pistol on me to try get the cashout bag
@carmine falcon finished a run. You done?
Sometimes they're really funny tho
it's not really the south but not really urban coast
Amphibians in general are super fuckin cool. The bigger the cooler.
I wish they were large enough to hunt us
if you cross county lines you can see a clear delapidation occur immediately
My favorite thing is how they come in to ask for a crack pipe but they refuse to just ask for a crack pipe, like "do you sell aromatherapy pipes" like bro just ask for the crack pipe so I can tell you to fuck off
the pothole per capita increase
Holy shit this reminds of one time I was in a smoke shop
If you're gonna smoke crack do it proudly bro why are you so ashamed of it
They easily could millions of years ago.
When I was doing social work I had a crackhead tell me about how much they think I'd love doing crack once
the burnt marks mysteriously on the highway roadsigns indicate some deeply embedded wound in the community
like how that even get there
it high up
You probably would
Some lived with the dinosaurs and were like freakin 4m/13ft.
I might tbh, it's why I've never tried it
I don't believe you I've never seen one
nephilm angels...

politically correct term is annunaki giants
The store I was in had a sign stating that they don't sell crack pipes or anything that was harder than weed, and this disheveled woman comes in
Starts yelling and storming around screaming that they can't tell her what to do, insulting them, etc., then screams the n word at the black cashier and leaves the store
Bruh
Then she started tweaking out in the surrounding area's sidewalks for a while
I had one guy threaten me because we don't sell cigs

"Take it up with corporate bro"
Bro everywhere sells cigs just walk five minutes away
you know you're in east chicago when every block adjacent to each corner is a liquor store calling itself a pharmacy
Silly question; so Iβve found myself having to clutch multiple times now and looping, and I donβt want to find myself looping forever. Is there ever a point it kinda slows down in spawning elites or what
I know disablers will keep spawning
shoot behind them
Elites definitely stop spawning for a while
i learned that watching navy seal videos 
Disablers not so much at all
Yeah lmao
I think director has a separate income specifically for disablers so it can churn them out 24/7
I really gotta break my instinct to slide when Iβm running to a hound or trapper and I hear them getting ready
you really can't slow down spawns it's just a good day or a bad day with director
I wish I knew a game similar to kenshi without the bad engine
Ye
We should be able to dodge those with sliding honestly.
Would be nice
Not particularly for gameplay reasons, just it would look cool.
i slid and ate a crusher in the face and lived
think there is a very small window where you still get partial hit
just finished
ill join you in a minute
WFVFP
I still have the best random join code ever to date
wubwubwbuwbu
these damn freeloaders
bababooey ahh session
evicting squatters from my lobby
ungreatful bastardo
Man combat axes could have some more armor damage....
MORE
why does bro look so tuff
150ish for you
You want in or nah? Free ride
Im done for today
Aight
Im gonna prestige vanguard tomorrow
ive always liked the wings on the front of the helmet
grinding on space marine is tediou despite how fun it is crushing bugs 
yeah the grind is tedious
I once ate a crusher overhead and left with 7 health
but we cheesing it with the boys
Legit grinding siege is the best way
Also wanna try getting the stud helmet on bulwark 4
I have no idea how I pulled it off tho
Maybe I got toughness regen from bleed kills idk
i wonder what cosmetics i have from having the collector's edition of space marine
what if you did lie
What
He was after the cheap Chinese cigs (by the way, they're illegal here) and apparently someone told him we sell them
Just get better and ace every round
The time it would take to do that would probably be 45 minutes alone.
just get so good you can play as all your teamates at once, who needs teamates when YOU are the team
you realize how perfect that is
5 pcs all connected to one mouse and keyboard
Never, you're going to carry and LIKE IT.
once you're done you get food and then next time you need 45 minutes of sleep you have the machine ready to go
this my face when i go to the chainsaw man movie premere
Anyway queued into a dude using moebian 53rd cosmetics with havoc exemplar and he literally ate the first overhead that was thrown at him.
It's called the finals because it makes you want to take your final breath
Truly, the jokes write themselves.
Finals was good for a week after release
i love when i see it happening and in my head im thinking "dont eat that overhead dont eat that overhead......damn they had it for breakfast lunch and dinner"
Dark heresy is going to be so peak
Yeah he just kept folding like a lawn chair every time I took my eyes off him.
Had to do 2 full resets before I made a tiny mistake and fucking evaporated.
its good now
this is just a limited time mode
that everyone sucks at
Nah all the sweatstains appeared after that first week and made the game suck
just play quickplay
dont touch ranked
As if qp has any less basement dwellers
this is EVERY PVP multiplayer game imo
Oh I know why he just perished every time he got breathed on now.
not here
what would you want to play
He was using smokes with MF recon.
On God it's why I only play coop or pve games now
uhm
hunt
or
finals
or
war thunder
or
uhm
I was about to say of course it did, its 5 pm on tuesday.....
idk !
I need to reintall finals
reintall
war thunder I'm leveling the UK and im like 4.7
i do need to play low tier US for the new shit slinger
steam servers past few weeks jfc
we could also play for honor
servers run on a labubu
I can prob play in a bit
just eating porkchops
whats the deal with labubus im old and out of touch
bro think ts minecraft
Oh speaking of for honor, I recovered my old xbox account and use that now.
new beanie babies
they're the spawn of a demon king