zealot-class

[stone fern]

yes

[clever terrace]

if you fall off a cliff enough times, smashing the keyboard on the way down, could you write the works of shakespeare HOLY SCRIPTURES OF THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND

[stone fern]

🤓 um hes actually called Shakespire in warhammer pronounced "shakes-pie-are"

[clever terrace]

who needs poems and stuff when you have HOLY SCRIPTURES

[stone fern]

so tru king so truuuu

[copper hawk]

Holy Glooptures

[pale spindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JRt23dDgopE?si=AE3A0NnVw_ELZows

[clever terrace]

if this is a rick roll short.... glares at Gloop

[placid fiber]

why is there so much gloop all over the place?! I... could have worded that better >.>

Though it is making me imagine someone putting glue all over the place to mess with someone

[clever swan]

just imagining a dude in the dark, throwing his head up alertly, yelling "BY THE EMPEROR?!" is hilarious

[stone fern]

you know what i want? clutch only lines. like unique lines you only say when all other teammates are dead for like 30+ seconds and you are the only survivor

[copper hawk]

Oh u mean like they have in vt2 ? Mark that down as another downgrade from vt2 ,,

[modern lintel]

eviltide

[placid fiber]

😈 👿 👹 👺 🤡

I included the clown because everyone knows clowns are evil

[pale spindle]

Day 2 of not being able to post Otters in Zealot chat 😔

[placid fiber]

🦦

[pale spindle]

[placid fiber]

No ferret default emotes, tho...

[pale spindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CEySnkaE5BU?si=rFGe_wmChb0VPEPq

[clever swan]

[pale spindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BK9rWhxnmcs?si=cAQgIOQT0S2-fBSo

[light badge]

no image perms
30 second slowmode
the hell happened here?

[modern lintel]

unsavory acts

[placid fiber]

The general type of shit that happens here + the final straw of someone posting a slur in a picture and defending it

[light badge]

might I ask which slur, out of curiosity?

F, N, R, etc

[clever swan]

f

[light badge]

was the post funny at least?

[placid fiber]

Not really

[clever swan]

it was a meme image at least

[light badge]

I'm just imagining a homophobic wojak lol

[pale spindle]

This all started because of Elon, change my mind

[clever swan]

they barely even got banned anyway. they were unbanned within a matter of a couple hours or something

[light badge]

you can get unbanned from here?

[clever swan]

apparently

[light badge]

with the amount of alts I've seen from a certain transphobe I would've assumed not

[pale spindle]

Yeah it's pretty hard to be perma banned form here

That's why I find it 10x funnier that Tanner is still banned

[delicate shadow]

to be clear, the amount of people that get unbanned is very very small compared to the total number of bans

[hushed knoll]

Hi Aquila I hope your day is being filled with delicious food

[placid fiber]

🌮 (eat with hands, not utensils)

[pale spindle]

You kinda smell..... Like a baka

EREN YAEGER

[delicate shadow]

I got pineapple fried rice and chicken chow mein

[placid fiber]

I think I've heard that meme before...

[modern lintel]

youre telling me i cant put in a good word to have the bot account trying to sell something here the other day unbanned

[hushed knoll]

Oh my godddd that sounds so good. My lunch today is a protein bar

[pale spindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BK9rWhxnmcs?si=cAQgIOQT0S2-fBSo

[delicate shadow]

I LOVE carbs and proteins

[copper hawk]

My lunch 2day will be air

[placid fiber]

My lunch will be whatever I make for my lunch at work today

[hushed knoll]

Oh and I had chocolate covered quinoa

[modern lintel]

have you contemplated learning how to photosynthesis

[delicate shadow]

chocolate...quinoa??

[hushed knoll]

my coworker turned me on to it

[placid fiber]

I'm trying to decide between a buffalo chicken(#44) and an original italian(#13).

[hushed knoll]

Can’t go wrong with an Italian

[placid fiber]

I love my job, but, getting a free lunch is icing on the cake

[hushed knoll]

I love that you love your job I like seeing people happy

[north sedge]

They should make quinoa but without the chocolate

[hushed knoll]

Don’t knock it till you try it

[north sedge]

Says man who wants chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate

[drifting wolf]

thats just a cookie

[clever swan]

imagine telling someone you ate sugar covered rice. and yet rice krispies are goated

[hushed knoll]

It was dried and crunchy.

And also yes chocolate chip cookies would be 100000x better without the chocolate. Would move them from D tier to S tier

[mighty root]

Stan can finally post his food in the orgyn chat

[sturdy cypress]

Ay good morning kanye

[delicate shadow]

Stan's famous quinoa cookies

[maiden bison]

whats the optimal melee pattern for mk II relic blade again? been a while since i played this game lmao

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

slow chat

[delicate shadow]

I believe it's in the pins

[maiden bison]

oh awesome thank you

[mighty root]

I could season a cinder block and Stan would eat it

[north sedge]

He'll rub the salt off

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[hushed knoll]

This is the only way to eat soft pretzels

[solar gorge]

this will never not be sad to read

[copper hawk]

i already do i am a floran irl

[modern lintel]

a who

[north sedge]

https://imgur.com/a/OGMuzkO

[copper hawk]

a floran

[modern lintel]

i dont speak that language

[copper hawk]

A floran !!!!!

[clever swan]

probably a therian but a flower

[hushed knoll]

Other Germans are eating pretzels the wrong way. I should move and teach everyone the real way

[copper hawk]

A FLORAN !! GOOGLEZ IT NOOBE !!

[solar gorge]

i made sure you're on the no-flight list

[clever swan]

a starbound species that are like plants

[stone fern]

what if starbound wasnt shit

[solar gorge]

terraria

[stone fern]

good times

[sullen forge]

Truth nuke yet again by Clad, this is why I mod the fuck out of it

[stone fern]

i tried a long long time ago it wasnt super stable tho

[modern lintel]

me when iv never even heard of starbound

[hushed knoll]

You don’t have those connections

[steel agate]

That’s okay it’s like if Minecraft was about going to different planets

[solar gorge]

Well actually, I kinda do

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-opps-forced-him-gif-27352721

[hushed knoll]

how

[solar gorge]

Family

[stone fern]

hey uncle plz ban this guy from discord from entering germany
LAMBDA FUCK OFF

[nimble fiber]

thanks lambda very cool

[drifting wolf]

terraria in space

[sullen forge]

Furry Bait Terraria cause furries tend to play it too much

[solar gorge]

showing 1 or 2 stan cooking pics would be good enough of an argument

[sullen forge]

See I personally do anything in my power to make actual war crimes on there

[stone fern]

nah stans cooking is gourmet in germany

[modern lintel]

thats what stellaris is 4 noob

[solar gorge]

You're joining him on the list

[stone fern]

too late already banned

[nimble fiber]

[solar gorge]

Stan rubs the salt off his pretzel, we used to stone people for this i'm p sure

[violet hornet]

If he's tried to travel with a container of leftover burger salad before he's probably already on there

[stone fern]

WHAT < this is worth the 30 sec cooldown

[solar gorge]

yes he really does this

[stone fern]

😭

[copper hawk]

my transformation is complete..

[solar gorge]

joker after falling in the green goop :

[nimble fiber]

congratulations

[copper hawk]

yo mama after fallin in my arms after she is smitten by my charmz..

[north sedge]

https://imgur.com/a/OGMuzkO

[solar gorge]

yo manma

[frosty herald]

bumpy weird

[nimble fiber]

sometimes I have the feeling that stan was a snail in his former life
(mayhe he still is?)

[sullen forge]

The snail that kills you if it touches you

[clever swan]

gloopy ooker

[solar gorge]

i'll put salt in his carbonated water, need to put an end to this

[modern lintel]

evil

[copper hawk]

YO MAMA

[modern lintel]

going to schedule you for a yo mama intervention

[north sedge]

Do snails microwave their ice cream too?

[median steeple]

So mean

[nimble fiber]

if they do, thats new information that needs to be studied

[sullen forge]

Dropping a nuke on you

[median steeple]

Cry

[nimble fiber]

Of Fear

[hushed knoll]

WTF is Angela Merkel or as I like to call her Mutti your mom???

[sullen forge]

Did you know sharks do not go to work

Fun shark fact of the day

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288287202249408616/1328580520300249088/speed-2.gif

[solar gorge]

Thankfully no

[hushed knoll]

😏

[jagged cradle]

Kez…

[modern lintel]

did you know no skinny shark has ever worked on darktide

[north sedge]

https://imgur.com/a/jN6cVbg

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH NO

[sullen forge]

This is true all of them have weight issues

[nimble fiber]

never forget what stan likes about angela merkel

[clever swan]

we need a new ouppy

(it will not be me)

[copper hawk]

it will be u

[rocky nacelle]

I only know of one ouppy.

[frosty herald]

no man speaks ill of ouppy

[median steeple]

Yummy paint

Marv time

[clever terrace]

I thought image perms were back then for a hot second

[stone fern]

My guy, image perms are not going to happen. Every patch, there’s people crying for image perms. Every. single. week since release, people have cried for image perms. At this point if I was a developer, I wouldn’t put image perms PURELY out of spite for all you people that seemingly can’t move on from a game and cry image perms every f*cking month. Get over it.

[clever terrace]

I mean, I meant embed perms but, aight

[copper hawk]

I loooooove paint chips

[sullen forge]

No propeller hat, laser eyes and a lollipop absolute coal Cole

[stone fern]

My guy, embed perms is not going to happen. Every patch, there’s people crying for embed perms. Every. single. week since release, people have cried for embed perms. At this point if I was a developer, I wouldn’t put a embed perms PURELY out of spite for all you people that seemingly can’t move on from a game and cry embed perms every f*cking month. Get over it.

[modern lintel]

im simply a believer in the classical arts

[clever terrace]

what if like, i did a change.org petition?

[stone fern]

not gonna work

[clever terrace]

or we could just say we're like really really sorry to the wardens?

[stone fern]

we need to offer cica as a sacrifice

[clever terrace]

goats blood is actually really bad for rituals, just saying

[winged aspen]

Talkin from experience is crazy work

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[frosty herald]

stop playing tf2

[copper hawk]

I looooove t.f.2.

[tawdry leaf]

slowmode gonna kill this chat lmao

[frosty herald]

kid named moving over to psyker chat

[drifting wolf]

they've migrated to psyker chat (next on the list)

[tawdry leaf]

called it

the no image perms is fine but omg remove slowmode its so lame

[misty nova]

Have a plan to [inaudible]

[opaque island]

when she slow on your mode till you.... fuck i lost it

[median steeple]

Frown

[copper hawk]

i just found the gnarliest tf2 player

[tawdry leaf]

honestly the mods should probably just make this server 16+

[opaque island]

Smile

[modern lintel]

u found a mirror smh

[copper hawk]

this guy is transvestigating me is it like witch hunting if i post his profile here since it's tf2

[delicate shadow]

I mean, if you censor out the name then it's probably fine

[ebon bobcat]

Yall are the weirdos making it 16+

[sullen forge]

Censor the name so we can bully them

[tawdry leaf]

im NOT participating in the issue but okay 😭

[copper hawk]

it's not like a slur or anything if that's what you mean

[stone fern]

server should be the same age rating as the game

[median steeple]

^

[clever terrace]

not really, i don't want to interact with kids

[tawdry leaf]

isnt it 17+?

[sturdy cypress]

server upped to 16+
half the server banned

[ebon bobcat]

Ah good, for a moment I thought you where a crazy zealot chatter

[stone fern]

idk what it is but whatever the rating is it should be the same

[modern lintel]

cant we get image perms back

[clever terrace]

yeah but the whole discord pg-13 thinng

[tawdry leaf]

flattering
(joking aside understandable if youre like in your mid 20s)

[delicate shadow]

that's out of my hands

[modern lintel]

sad

[clever terrace]

i've not wanted to interact with kids since my mid 20s, but yaah

[tawdry leaf]

by kids do you mean someone under 18 at any age or like people aged 13-15

[delicate shadow]

frankly with the way zealot chat was, this chat in particular should've been 21+ restricted

[median steeple]

21? What are we uncivilized yanks?

[clever terrace]

and come with content warnings

[silver stag]

Both?

[sturdy cypress]

Yknow what? 60+ only allowed. Boomer discord server only

[ebon bobcat]

This server is doomed

[tawdry leaf]

idk from my experience the mature gap between the two is huge

[plucky gate]

it is but they're both still young

[delicate shadow]

I mean really, the big brain move would be 25+ exclusively based on how the brain is mostly finished development by then

[acoustic dune]

smth smth hot mom

[tawdry leaf]

idk im coming from the bias of the furry fandom tbh. furries are generally more immature though so

[delicate shadow]

plus once you get over 25 you really start leaving the edgelord phase (if you haven't, please get help)

[copper hawk]

idk if it has to do with trump being elected or something but the slur squad is out in full force recently in tf2 - chaser guy bein a freak and this probably lil kid w a minecraft pfp straight out of futuristichub just hurlin as many slurs as he can, but could also be me like bein post hoc ergo propter hoc

[clever terrace]

pretty much. 17+ for sheer culpability, 18+ for sheer usual benchmark, but generally anything around like 23 and below can often just not be the vibe I wanna hang with(depending on the meme quality)

[median steeple]

Slur machine gun

[zealous mesa]

this game is rated 18+ there shouldnt be children on discord

[tawdry leaf]

can you explain that in stupid to me? im confused there

[clever terrace]

you'd think/hope, but alas. but you get the basic vibe.

[frosty herald]

just very very weird

[north sedge]

i'm this many years old 🖐️

[acoustic dune]

in a landscape of perv
sometime you forget your normal is freaky

speaking of which roblox drama was about furry again today

[zealous mesa]

the game made by robert lox

[copper hawk]

time 2 unban biff he was quite old and had a fully formed brain !

[modern lintel]

do u think i could sell part of my brain like they do kidneys

[tawdry leaf]

okay im fine with a cooldown but good lord not 30 seconds can barely engage in a convo

[plucky gate]

make it 25 only, no above or below
no unfinished brains, no deteriorated brains. must be in perfect condition

[frosty herald]

Im gonna S rank every ready or not mission with the pepperball gun

[acoustic dune]

i find the cooldown make zealot unique then the other class
it say we have reputation

[delicate shadow]

that second half is a lie

[tawdry leaf]

not all rep is good

[plucky gate]

the cooldown is growing on me
I enjoy the suffering of people here

[acoustic dune]

me too
lets kiss it out

[tawdry leaf]

THIS is why it has a cooldown and no image perms cmon man 😭

[plucky gate]

this chat cannot be saved

[acoustic dune]

ik
thats the joke
whats done is done

[tawdry leaf]

despite being a vet main, id still like to be able to engage in a genuine convo about zealot without having to deal with being able to type 30 seconds apart

[delicate shadow]

Knify I'm gonna tell you rn that you will get banned if you keep being weird in chat

[acoustic dune]

fair nuff

[delicate shadow]

there, no ambiguity to complain about

[tawdry leaf]

mb for calling you out there also

[clever terrace]

gonna engage as if serious and live with the consequences...
I'm 30+, I don't want to interact with anyone of 16 or under for sheer utter avoidance of any misunderstandings(and I'm talking online gaming here). Legal ramifications or just in general, I'm not a pedo. I don't want anything to do with children, thank you(I also kinda hate kids in general, but will tolerate friends/family and will always smile and wave to kids that stare at me in public/on the train, cause i'm not a monster).
18+ is the usual benchmark for age things. You're considered an adult in most places then and responsible for your own actions, ie seeing swear words, nsfw shit etc.
But generally 23 and below are often just on a different wavelength. As you get older what you want from social interactions, gaming etc shifts and your tolerance for shenanigans goes down, especially around often more immature stuff. When I was younger, I even had a low tolerance and avoided certain behaviours and types of people.

but like, I wanna swear and not have to censor every sentence I type. Hence 18+ is kinda my default for communities cause I don't wanna get chewed out for swearing or mentioning kinky stuff on the fly, or flirting/joking about it and making someone uncomfortable that turns into a "i'm 16 and you're going to jail" kinda dealio.
(utterly aware i'm in a gaming discord, but that's for a game. private communities/groups differ as it's more select. but even then, i don't want to have to censor myself that much when i'm gaming and stuff. I don't like certain peoples ideals being pushed as "weird" or "freaky" just cause it makes someone else uncomfortable or they find it weird. i understand most would find what i like weird, so i don't share it with them)

[tawdry leaf]

thats a fair viewpoint. even as a 17 year old i dont wanna be friends with anyone under 16. especially from the furry fandom or any other fandoms with a "bad" reputation so i can completely get by that

[plucky gate]

Understandable
Unfortunately i don't think anyone here has a choice in this matter so you'd have to find some other community for that

[copper hawk]

i always found it weird how games can require you to be 18+ to play it but the communities are always like 13+ or whatever the discord minimum is

[clever terrace]

that's rude. my brain being fucked isn't my own fault :(

[copper hawk]

it's like if bars let you in if you were a kid even if you aren't legally allowed to partake in the only shit they're selling (alcohol)

[acoustic dune]

what if you ate bad bread and thats perhaps indeed your fault?
what then big boy?

[median steeple]

Booze!

[clever terrace]

yeah, but what's your definition of "weird"? like, not trying to edge here. just genuinely like, people's definition of weird is different and being blind sided by a ban for something you didn't consider that weird ain't my fave

[spare dome]

"Require" how?

[clever terrace]

believe it or not, i keep my degeneracy elsewhere. i just liked the vibe of having similar people around to play a game i like with.

[delicate shadow]

right so anything that gets into weirdly sexually charged territory, NSFW, fetishistic type stuff.

this chat has had a massive issue with that in the past

[sullen forge]

It’s something I will never understand just keep it in DMs for the love of the throne please, cause like you never know who’s being massively bothered by it or who isn’t so it’s best just to not bring it up

[plucky gate]

Yeah a lot of public servers are like this and restrict your ability to go into details about the game/media
Similar to our rule 5

[modern lintel]

halo 2 at age 6 made me

[delicate shadow]

and given we have minors in this server, I'd say a good rule of thumb is don't say anything you'd be uncomfortable saying in front of a teenager. I know everyone's got a different idea of what constitutes too far but it should be obvious when it comes to that sort of stuff

[clever terrace]

it gets worse as you get older. power dynamics and just realising how weird it was that you let your 16 year old friend date an 18 year old. shit like that. don't get me wrong, this is just a blanket thing to go by as it makes it easier. i've played with countless people outside of these ranges and probably had a great time, 90% not knowing age. it's down to vibe and behaviour more than anything else.

[sullen forge]

If it’s an even remotely adult topic just avoid it that’s my opinion

[clever terrace]

i can eat good bread and my stomach be fucked so... wait, bread makes you fat have bad brain? :O

[spare dome]

let's talk taxes

[steel agate]

Respectfully no, this is why accountants exist

[sullen forge]

Taxes or Tac Axes that’s my question

[acoustic dune]

what i heard from house
fungus

[lunar fable]

AAAAAAAAA slowmode is still here

[steel agate]

Is the only way to keep us in check, giving us time to think before we type

[misty nova]

Doesn't seem like it's going away any time soon

[copper hawk]

aeugh i need to do my taxes ,,

[clever terrace]

heard. I figured as much, and like, it's obvious to me. just (and classic autistic problem) folks bring it up and are like "you should know", but then sometimes people have their own thing in their head and boom, your comment is suddenly deep in the red zone

[lunar fable]

can't think when head empty..,

[copper hawk]

I DONT WANNA GO TO SHIFT TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[delicate shadow]

yeah and like, this is a discord about a 40k game. I'm not bothered by people going off-topic but people really need to exercise some common-sense when it comes to what is appropriate, and if someone can't tell that certain things stray into toeing the line of rules 3, 4, 5 and 10 then like idk, I got a bridge to sell 'em I suppose

[modern lintel]

defect to north korea

[copper hawk]

DONT MAKE ME GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spring storm]

recon lasgun blessing? dumdum infern? which mark shoots fastest?

[delicate shadow]

yeah I agree

[spare talon]

The blue one

[median steeple]

There goes your 30s slowmode

[clever terrace]

minors being on the internet is a whole 'nother topic though. it's not my job to censor/protect them, that's on them/the parents etc. i did my time as a minor on the internet(i guess that speaks for itself though with the fucked up shit I've seen, but i see fucked up shit as an adult and would rather not).

[delicate shadow]

and again if someone is simply ignorant or misunderstanding then like, we're amenable to that, we've had numerous scenarios where that's been the case

[spring storm]

zealot chat please 🫵🤨

[clever terrace]

me no likey mushrooms, am safe? also mould bad

[copper hawk]

house chungus

[grizzled aspen]

"Who is thi-"
sees spelling
"Oh it's Cica."

[plucky gate]

You don't like mushrooms?

[misty nova]

Usually dumdum Deathspitter, but infernus is ok

[spring storm]

xii? first one. shoot hella 🙏

[clever terrace]

jokes on them, i just spam enter until i post, no thinking involved

[delicate shadow]

yea pretty much

[stone fern]

🚬 just blew up on my first psyker game in a while

[clever terrace]

We just wanna see you swing the banhammer is all :3

[stone fern]

i wanna see people behave

[modern lintel]

kill @stone fern as the first sacrifice

[copper hawk]

YES !!!!!!!! YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLAY THE CLAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[plucky gate]

blood for the emperor!

[clever terrace]

"hello, what can you recommend?"
"well the house chungus is especially ripe today, very zingy and fresh"
"give me some of that then"

[stone fern]

i am the only person that actually posts gameplay here

[delicate shadow]

I'll see about getting the slowmode reduced some though I expect it'll probably take a day or 2 (plus the chat remaining clean) to get that through

[violet hornet]

I did until we lost embed permissions lol

[clever terrace]

look, i've already been told i'm adopted cause i don't, it can't get any worse 😭

[plucky gate]

i think this chat is actually more active with the slow mode

[stone fern]

meow meow meow oorah.gif

[hard nexus]

i post clips sometimes

[north sedge]

i post gameplay (whatever fucked up game stan is playing with his food)

[clever terrace]

are you a brat tamer as well then?

[plucky gate]

conversations dragging on longer with the slow i guess

[copper hawk]

i post gameplay here all the time. see here is some of my gameplay w cole's fgs build where i damage mogged the whole team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

[spare talon]

I'm literally right here

[hard nexus]

what were JUST talking about

[clever terrace]

What if we wrote you a really nice, neat and long apology letter? with a cute little drawing too?

[spare talon]

I will flog you

[stone fern]

cica posts more than u

[delicate shadow]

lmao gotta address that to the folks above me

[spare talon]

Tell that to my hard drive space

[stone fern]

THE EMPEROR HIMSELF??!
@spare talon how much u got? i have 500gb of clips

[copper hawk]

zzzzz i snooze at cole's threatz even my lithe femboy ass would tie u up into a pretzel like a looney tune character dribble u like a basketball then dunk u into an acme trash compactor w silly royalty free sfx in the background yaaaaaaawn

[clever terrace]

slip in a tenner?

[sullen forge]

Bro Istfg everytime this discussion gets brought up it IMMEDIATELY loops back to what caused it

Time is a flat fucking circle

[plucky gate]

this channel is not worth saving

[modern lintel]

ur built like a rubber band

[copper hawk]

slip in a ... tanner !? like pipe bomb in ur mailbox..

[frosty herald]

LMAO

[clever terrace]

@hard nexus but this is fine? i feel bullied.

[delicate shadow]

me converting 10 USD into AUD and becoming a millionaire

[steel agate]

Most rejects don’t deserve the chance they get, yet we still have the chance given to us

[sullen forge]

Not even Venezuelan currency 🚬🚬🚬🚬

[clever terrace]

i could rustle something up for you if you'd like? give it a good crack, no promises though

[grizzled aspen]

The folks above you, fish react them.

[copper hawk]

goku smoking cigarette lookin thoughtful and lacrimose

[spare talon]

Can I have it

[plucky gate]

What's that term i've heard about in warhammer?
Exterminatus? I think that's what this channel needs

[median steeple]

Fuck I cant post my soldier boy fish video, NOOOOOOOO

[copper hawk]

i can post yo mama but she'd break the chat..

[clever terrace]

We can work something out with conversion rates no problemo

[clever terrace]

oooo promises...

[clever terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkmxHGdIg_k

[median steeple]

Can I pick you up and do tricks with you like a tecdeck

[copper hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

[delicate shadow]

in exchange for 2 million USD I will give you 2 million AUD sure

[clever terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F796u8LNXE wait I found the better/full one

[copper hawk]

i already posted it look at my link

[median steeple]

Actually robbery

[clever terrace]

I will not be glooped today sir/maam/creature

[delicate shadow]

look I could've said turkish lira

[median steeple]

Me asf

[clever terrace]

or tim tams

[delicate shadow]

god I love tim tams

[north sedge]

tim tams are wonderful

[modern lintel]

tim tam sounds violently british

[clever terrace]

and hooked, now to real hulud in

[north sedge]

it is aussie i believe

[modern lintel]

british people but not

[clever terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqKS8sWyKMk

[delicate shadow]

tim tams are aussie, yeah

very glad they sell them in Canada, I might've withered away otherwise

[clever terrace]

if you wanna get spicy, ex-british people, in part, kinda

[north sedge]

i've found them a bit in the states too

[spare talon]

Incan is not unfamiliar with robbing things from me
He has robbed me of my time by dragging me to strawhat

[merry flume]

I thank the emperor every day I wake up and I am normal

[violet hornet]

He said as he cast off his rubber gimp suit

[drifting wolf]

🙏

[violet hornet]

(It makes you look like the mascot for the gnu image manipulation program, entirely sfw)

[median steeple]

In a 40k discord

[hearty nebula]

every day i wake up

[grizzled aspen]

You should be robbed more, methinks.

[hard nexus]

“i thank the emperor” sry oomfie you are not normal

[pale spindle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[spare talon]

[carmine falcon]

i avoided flamer and knife for so long even tho i only play zealot and now i cant stop using both

knife dmg is comical and the flamer is so comfy u just hold fire and everything melts regardless of armor type

[pale spindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/djgNfmsEP04?si=bCb-i1Mr5Byx-vC8

[rocky nacelle]

normal people dont say shit like this

[static sky]

I’m struggling with the flamer 😦 I always end up with a Psyker with purge staff. But hell yea knife

[carmine falcon]

just use the builds posted here and u turn on ez mode

[nimble fiber]

[remote lark]

meowzers..

[carmine falcon]

i should try other classes but none seem as appealing as zealot
there's something primal about the playstyle idk

[plush estuary]

you can play like a zealot on any class, it just takes less skill on zealot because of the crutches

[median steeple]

holy foxy from fred farv night

[plush estuary]

I play melee psyker like a zealot

[rocky nacelle]

buzz-lightyear-gif

[hard nexus]

i love true reacting people

[north sedge]

the worst moment of my life was when i was doing through a wendy's drive thru and after i put my order in the wendy's employee said "the god emperor protects"

[carmine falcon]

my friend showed me melee psyker and its disgustingly lethal but he was still squishy
i just like zealot tanking shit like a complete lunatic diving headfirst into mobs and surviving (yeah its a crutch but its cool af)

[plush estuary]

Very true friend, have fun and ignore the toxic pubs

[remote lark]

erm actually... if you dont run meta and take 0 damage a game you need to uninstall now !!

[rocky nacelle]

someone at burger king told me they had a curse mark sasuke tattoo on their shoulder when I was ordering(he was working the register and was the manager for that day)

[static sky]

Blade and bolter, faith and fire!!!! Purge the heretics

[carmine falcon]

i hold my own so people arent toxic to me

[plush estuary]

must be nice

[north sedge]

that's weird but also somehow more normal since at least naruto is just nu dbz

[frosty herald]

using bolter again was a breath of fresh air cause i love quickscoping with it to negate the wonky recoil

[nimble fiber]

I hope u just didn't say anything after that

[rocky nacelle]

i think naruto and 40k have a similar enough fanbase

[remote lark]

can we pin this

[rocky nacelle]

i said thats dope and awesome man

[nimble fiber]

nooooooooooo, if the opportunity comes to make it awkward, make it awkward

[carmine falcon]

oh yeah i also finally completed an auric without going down like a lil shit

[remote lark]

stop... no positivity in my zealot chat...
no healing..

[grizzled aspen]

Yes healing.

[carmine falcon]

tho aurics are punishing me for doing cool shit
i have......to........learn the mechanics properly

[carmine falcon]

i play the game for a month have a good time dip and come back idk wtf is anyone complaining about

[median steeple]

yes sadly

[violet hornet]

Aurics give you more opportunities to do cool shit tho

[nimble fiber]

nah u good

[carmine falcon]

true but i cant do my epic strat of pressing f into mobs and surviving through sheer bullshit

[clever terrace]

Well, that's what I get for trying to help people and res them.
Fucking rip my streak.

[remote lark]

zealot chat
blueberries strawberries or bananas

[carmine falcon]

bananas

[grizzled aspen]

None of the above.

[rocky nacelle]

thats dope and awesome man

[remote lark]

fun fact, threads aren't slowmoded

[grizzled aspen]

Though I would absolutley fuck up some banana bread, given the opportunity.

[carmine falcon]

im afraid to ask why is there a slow mode

[clever terrace]

life mottoo

[remote lark]

read pins

[median steeple]

I'm not choosing they're all good

[naive stirrup]

people posting weird shit essentially

[clever terrace]

and the cycle begins anew...

[remote lark]

mass punishment is against the geneva convention, strawhat..

[violet hornet]

Punishing the many on behalf of the few

[carmine falcon]

ignore i said anything fellas carry on

[grizzled aspen]

New rule, next person that asks about slowmode or lack of embeds is killed and eaten.

[nimble fiber]

why is there slow mode again?

[remote lark]

sus

[royal vortex]

why wasn't there a slow mode sooner

[drowsy steppe]

theyre trying to stop me from shadowheart posting too much

[remote lark]

which version of shadowheart do you like more

[grizzled aspen]

@remote lark get on the game noob.

[north sedge]

https://frinkiac.com/video/S08E02/LskBkdHFslyULDRvXc9CjC7coGc=.gif

[drowsy steppe]

selune ofc.

[remote lark]

i literally barely have the energy to breathe
once this whole bottle of nyquil that i drank kicks in ill be asleep

[grizzled aspen]

IP grabber...

[median steeple]

Imagine there's a gif being funny here

[grizzled aspen]

Have you considered getting more energy then?

[remote lark]

kills u wif rock

[final mural]

mix the nyquil with monster

[grizzled aspen]

Potion of convert brain to soup:

[median steeple]

ah sweet a scam call

[stone fern]

i think u should take better care of urself and try to fix ur sleep

[remote lark]

i have the flu, i've been sleeping like every hour or so for days

[final mural]

oh theres a slowmode here now my poor linesplitting habit is going to suffer

[stone fern]

good keep sleepmaxxing it helps

[grizzled aspen]

First match of the day, ds4 revolver vet.

[remote lark]

look out frog
dorn will have your head for that

[grizzled aspen]

It isn't me, its the random.

I'm using dclaw boltgun on piety zealout.

[final mural]

I had alot of fun with that but also I feel like it just made me crave going back to being a little knife goblin half the time, feel like I never really figured out how to get the most outta it before I swapped lmao

[remote lark]

try tacaxe4 or 7 and use an ij build with invoc/scourge/enduring and shred/BM, its easier version of knife
just spam lights,l ess thinking involved

[final mural]

Am I fucked up for having like 700 hours and I dont think I've used the tacaxe before - The first 200 hours or so I was just half-playing without remotely trying to be good so those dont count ok dwaboutit

[copper hawk]

I love isopods..

[remote lark]

tacaxe is my favorite weapon its a brain off version of knife with similar mobility

[obsidian prairie]

Mk2 is also fun

[remote lark]

SILENCE.

[final mural]

Isnt it single-enemy attacks? I feel like that always put me off it a bit, but ive never tacaxed

[carmine falcon]

i play rashad when i want to not think
the amazing gameplay loop of lights for hordes heavies for elites

[clever terrace]

dclaw got me through the levelling process for sure

[remote lark]

shred and bm give you cleave, no.
mk4 has X shaped moveset, it's my favorite mark
I don't like MK2 becuase you use heavy attacks and it feels like u should just play rashad at that point

[copper hawk]

Mark tuah

[final mural]

i might give this a go tbf, i want a no thinky build that isnt gonna make me fall asleep like an evisc build

[remote lark]

yeah and special attack on tacaxe staggers everything except bosses, like crushers and reapers LOL
its kinda slow to kill carapace so u might want to bring a boltgun

[final mural]

o wtf lmao, its just some dinky lil axe

[copper hawk]

Mutants too on headshot

[hexed igloo]

What happened to images :(((( why slowmode

[copper hawk]

I HATE u .

[final mural]

I love that its just the zealot chat too, its true immersion that the zealot chat became too much

[fleet zealot]

Isopods more like isonoobs

[hexed igloo]

I'm keep it 💯 with you mods this channel isn't even close to active enough to need slowmode

[fleet zealot]

It was this or mass time outs and some bans. Also we need to snitch max

[final mural]

If the image spam was bad enough then fairs but also yeah 30s slow mode is brutal for making anyone actually want to have a convo in here lmaoo

[copper hawk]

Check pins catposter

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I get the image spam removal but like damn slow mode sucks ass

[nimble fiber]

it is what it is

[fleet zealot]

Yea no one ever posts screenshots of their builds and weapons.

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but like this was the shitposting channel 😔

[delicate shadow]

eh as long as this channel stays clean for a while it'll get rolled back, this isn't a permanent thing

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[delicate shadow]

I get the complaints but it is what it is

[hexed igloo]

This is like deforestation I'm being driven from my natural habitat

[nimble fiber]

your goldfish

[copper hawk]

LMFAO they need palm oil srry buster

[north sedge]

i can't believe i've been cursed by zeus to talk this slowly for the rest of my life

[final mural]

If its just a temporary thing then fair enough tbh, if its just to stop how bad it presumably got lmao

[hard nexus]

i’ve been forced to type in multiple sentences instead of 40 messages over a minute

and reacting to messages

[copper hawk]

Take dat back . Right meow .

[hexed igloo]

Real it's the fucking worst

[final mural]

discrimination against my small brain being unable to type coherently 1984

[sullen forge]

Zealot chat being put in the timeout corner till further notice

[hexed igloo]

Being driven from our homeland

[copper hawk]

I cant post na na boo boo gif it's so fucking over

[hexed igloo]

Without my catposting I'm just a schizo

[final mural]

tbh I've been inactive with uni so if it was really getting bad then fair enough lmao, I do like how zealot chat is a mixture of advice and then also just a little community at the same time tho, hopefully that wasnt a part of the issue

[sullen forge]

I feel hurt how immediate that reaction was @plush estuary

[copper hawk]

U never posted catz evar

[plush estuary]

doing schoolwork and was bored, I was ready gale

[hexed igloo]

Hey I did on the occasion, I had like 5 in the chamber for today

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[stone fern]

poor ainz never got that zealot build because of the chat

[copper hawk]

Y is only some of ur name in caps clad

[plush estuary]

I wonder if I can make my a build a sticker, hmmmm

[stone fern]

the rest is less important

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[hard nexus]

false deployed

[obsidian prairie]

It’s slightly asymmetrical
I am going to kill you for that

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I get the image removal the slow mode is just 😔

[plush estuary]

should make it only 29/30 points, so its just middle

[obsidian prairie]

Yes
Please

[final mural]

lmaooo the new 'check out my build' workaround

[copper hawk]

Meow and gale hate me.. snrf.. sniff..

[final mural]

[modern lintel]

ur penance for never getting on warthundr

[frozen kernel]

More like snore thunder DAMN SLOWDOWN

[hexed igloo]

Hooooooooonk mimimimimi

[grizzled aspen]

Did I seriously just complete an auric 3veg and get nothing?

[frosty herald]

we all love you pookie

[frozen kernel]

You got a “sense of pride and accomplishment”

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-arrive-door-gif-27220093

[final mural]

you got 3 veggies from it

[hexed igloo]

Ain't worth shit I need my 5+ a day

[grizzled aspen]

I think it just deepened my mistrust of fatshark, tbh.

[stone fern]

this is what fatshark intended us to play

[grizzled aspen]

No friends are on rn, woe is me.

[stone fern]

ill play

[grizzled aspen]

You will be playing on ~200ms, don't think that's a great plan.

[stone fern]

i really dont think i can do worse than usual

[hexed igloo]

As someone who regularly plays on 300+ darktide does okay with it

[lean lark]

playing darktide at high ping is like getting weighted clothing on

[stone fern]

im gonna smoke a cig be ready for when i returneth

[copper hawk]

Extreme falsehood

[clever terrace]

But I showered yesterday :(

[drowsy steppe]

no second wind, twbs, until death, holy rev

prepare the noose

[delicate shadow]

the whole chat must be clean

[stone fern]

@grizzled aspen I AM READY

[grizzled aspen]

I'm in a mission, noob.

[stone fern]

give code ill join when someone leaves

[hearty nebula]

are YOU clean...?

[grand tangle]

we are all damned

[hearty nebula]

i bet ur stinky >:( go shower aquino

[placid fiber]

I come back and everyone is showering? What kind of heresy is this?!

[hearty nebula]

we aren't nurgle worshippers like u

[grand tangle]

But I'll lose the holy musk of incense and dead heretics!

[placid fiber]

I'd be a piss poor nurgle worshiper since I do shower >.>

[clever terrace]

Save water by showering all together and we can soap each others backs

[drowsy steppe]

[plucky gate]

If i shower, i'll lose my aura

[vestal portal]

You have social repellent aura.

[plucky gate]

loner aura irl

[vestal portal]

Nah, loner is your choice, social repellent means other people's choice.

[grizzled aspen]

I hate that people get super bad tunnel vision in the ogryn waves modifier.

[acoustic dune]

toughness regen cause by bacterial multiplying on ur skin

[grizzled aspen]

I cycled four lobbies in this one hab dreyko vent purge brute conscripts.

I had to clutch twice and we still failed because people kept being idiots. No, your bolt pistol does not need ammo, you have 68 shots in reserve, my boltgun is dry.

And by dry I mean literally zero bullets, I shot all of them when committing ogryn racism.

[placid fiber]

[violet hornet]

Has this lovely bit of fuckery end my last match yesterday: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257848828405743699/1331470034094260264/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2025-01-21_10-46-01_PM.mp4?ex=67926459&is=679112d9&hm=80be5e7004420d11e9993031d69fae3d46f6ea3a68934b163dc16da8416029c1&

Somehow ended up simultaneously in and on top of an elevator and got netted through the door? Still not entirely sure what it was

[placid fiber]

[hard nexus]

did u see what i pinged u with

[placid fiber]

I don't see anything in my inbox about it

[hard nexus]

#zealot-class message

[placid fiber]

I was asleep then x.x

I do try to listen to the pros so I can give proper advice, tho. :3

[delicate shadow]

I am very clean, also I have this https://lattafa.com/product/asad/

[placid fiber]

The antax is only better when the finesse is very low on the rashad and you can't upgrade it due to leveling mastery since it has finesse as a hidden stat at 50%

So for a level 1 zealot using the antax instead of the rashad with your starting caxe has better results since it swings much faster

Otherwise the push attack and specials are the only things better about the antax... and the push attack thing is very meager, at best

[hearty nebula]

ip grabber...

[delicate shadow]

I haven't watched ip man in ages

[placid fiber]

I think the main time you really see any pretty obviously outliers between the antax and rashad is when you have perfectly rolled versions of each. Otherwise they are roughly the same

[stone fern]

#darktide-pics-vids message
why is boltpistol so peak bros

[placid fiber]

because of how much cheese it ingests

[clever terrace]

Technically they're mutants so probably don't have rights?

[placid fiber]

inb4 they have more rights than space marines...

[clever terrace]

well actually they have more rights than space marines, they're just too dumb to use them so space marines can just make up rules and the ogryns just go "oh, okay"

[placid fiber]

Fair point

[vestal portal]

That's why we have to free them with mercy.

[full nebula]

Just killed over 200 specials in one game and still lost at the end

[placid fiber]

@copper hawk Who'd win in a fist fight... Clad... or a Rattling?

[clever terrace]

Oh bigboi23, I release you from your mutant bonds

[grizzled aspen]

I'm actually going to lose it if I have to clutch another lobby.

[full nebula]

welcome to quickplay

[clever terrace]

it only takes 1 hound/trapper/crusher/burster

[placid fiber]

There's a reason I don't do quickplay... I mean... aside from the obvious thing of avoiding modifiers/maps I don't feel like doing at the time

[full nebula]

the entire team went down before the last event, and a mutant and dog wave came

[grizzled aspen]

All 3 of my teammates died, I got dogged and unironically was saved by a burster, then I had to fight a full ogryn train, a plogryn, a random mauler 12stack, and juggle specialists at the same time in the room before the smelter complex final event airlock.

[placid fiber]

Sounds about right for a game with 3 randos

[grizzled aspen]

I went through a medpack, an ammo crate, two med stims, and a celerity stim to make that clutch happen.

[full nebula]

that last game the entire team went down at almost the same time and rage quit, one guy came back and tried to cheese 3 different times

After I told him they fixed it he finally left for good

[grizzled aspen]

Random level 11 just invited me to a strike team...

[placid fiber]

[stone fern]

just say no?

[grand tangle]

Join and try at every chance to barrel him

So what exactly happened to get zealot chat its image perms removed

[clever terrace]

we didn't shower

[plucky gate]

accept and put them into an auric maelstrom

[placid fiber]

Our general behavior and the last straw of someone posting a picture with a slur in it and then defending said image

[copper hawk]

Rattling 1000000%

[placid fiber]

Thought so lol

[copper hawk]

Id solo both of them tho

[placid fiber]

and then afterwards a silent poxburster would get you cuz fatshark coding x.x

[modern lintel]

built like a sillyband

[frozen kernel]

In a fight right?

[violet hornet]

Big "i can handle 5 iron warriors at once" energy

[placid fiber]

All I can say is... being "that guy" sounds like it sucks... like tanking a longsword slash unarmored to the arm... like that's gotta fucking suck, right?

[copper hawk]

Nah i have spidey sense

[placid fiber]

fatshark coding made it spawn mid jump behind you (and also be immune to knockback for some reason(WHY FATSHARK, WHY?!?!?!))

[spring storm]

im new to the throwing knives on zealot. what killa do they get and where are they used most, like situations?

[placid fiber]

Specials, some elites, sniping targets outside of the flamer's reach, general utility due to getting more from ammo pickups and elite kills

It's good for elite gunners, trappers, flamers, bombers, snipers, bursters, hounds, muties on headshots, dreg ragers

[copper hawk]

In all situations. Aim for headshots. Throwing Knives inherit the PERKS of both weapons and MOST BLESSINGS from ONLY your ranged weapon. If you run +Maniacs on your melee or ranged weapon your tknives will ALWAYS one shot trappers

[placid fiber]

^

[copper hawk]

It inherits what it inherits from your currently equipped weapon. Including stacks from Surgical, or Bleed from Puncture

[placid fiber]

and uncanny strike stacks

[violet hornet]

Did this ever work with melee weapon blessings? I swear it cleaved heads better with deathblow

[placid fiber]

All this talk about them... its making them even more useful to me than I thought, and I already thought they were extremely useful lol

[copper hawk]

Nop not melee blessings just most ranged ones except like shattering for some reason

[placid fiber]

I thought uncanny worked while your melee was out and while you had stacks

[copper hawk]

@spring storm tknives also have the best perk pathing (second wind, enduring faith, twbs right under it)

[spring storm]

🙏 thank you zealot chat

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[placid fiber]

sips tea Hm... hrm... for some reason... this tea... tastes like tea...

[merry flume]

compared to some people in this discord I am very normal!

[rocky nacelle]

that bar is shorter than cica

[stone fern]

i fucking hate the bots bros...#darktide-pics-vids message

[copper hawk]

Im watching thor ragnarok and im in love with the kiwi rock creature korg

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-korg-thor-ragnarok-meep-sit-gif-17105494

[copper hawk]

[rocky nacelle]

I mean it in an endearing way

[clever terrace]

we didn't print enough pamphlets for the zealot chat revolution

[clever terrace]

oh really? so i CAN one shot crushers....

[placid fiber]

You might want to test it in the meatgrinder to make sure that works

[dim marsh]

Fellas, I've got a question, with martyrdom, do your missing wounds need to be corrupted or does it proc if it's just normal damage?

[placid fiber]

you just need hp to be missing, it doesn't need to be corrupted

[dim marsh]

kk thanks bro

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[placid fiber]

@clever terrace I'll test it rq, to see if it works or not

@clever terrace It works, it takes 3 non-crit headshots without carapace or elites damage to kill a crusher when you have 100% rending from uncanny

[opal girder]

Is the bolt pistol a good gun for zealot? I’ve been using and it seems decent but idk how it holds up in havoc

[placid fiber]

1287 damage to crushers with 100% rending, 71 without any rending

[placid fiber]

It is decent. You want something for armor with it, but, it is decent on zealot

[drowsy steppe]

its probably not the best weapon on havoc but I always run it. Still reliable to snipe out specials from afar and I often use it as a mobility tool thanks to its good dodges

[placid fiber]

The only real "unuseable" ranged weapon, on zealot, is the autopistol... but even that is useable if you know what you're doing. (for non-havoc that is)

[opal girder]

I’ve been told to use the revolver but seems just like less shots and damage

[placid fiber]

Did you use surgical + handcannon?

The revolver is one of the best ranged weapons on zealot

[opal girder]

Might give that a shot then

[placid fiber]

The zarona is the mk you want, with mobility as the dump stat. Surgical and handcannon as the blessings. Idk about the perks

[clever terrace]

i shall for sure, before wasting precious houndseekers on big tin cans

[placid fiber]

Already tested it, and it works lol

[opal girder]

Yeah I just looked at it. Those two blessings seems to make a ton of damage

[placid fiber]

It is a finesse weapon, so for breakpoints headshots are pretty important

[opal girder]

Also have been using heavy eviscerator with rampage and shred

[clever terrace]

Zarona is honestly broken. You can out perform vets if you know what you're doing.

[clever terrace]

one shot though?

[violet hornet]

Are you saying tknives apply uncanny or benefit from uncanny?

[placid fiber]

#zealot-class message

[placid fiber]

benefit from uncanny, I didn't look to see if it applied it

[violet hornet]

Thank you

[clever terrace]

I want that one shot though:(

[placid fiber]

You'd probably need a crit, with duelist, maybe even precog, with carapace and elites damage... on a headshot... and idk if that would be enough or not

At that point your just specializing for a gimmick kinda thing lol

[clever terrace]

one shotting crushers with a throwing knife a gimmick?!?! well yeah. do i still wanna do it? abso-fucking-lutely!

[twin wagon]

hi shouties!

[placid fiber]

Howdy, I just did some personal testing to make sure I was giving out good info about uncanny strike stacks affecting tknives(when your melee weapon is out) >.>

I was already 99% sure I was right, but, I did the testing anyway

[drifting wolf]

hello big man

[candid shuttle]

Still no fire wastes camo for relic sword :(

[vague depot]

15 stacks of ij, duelist and 10 stacks of surgical

[candid shuttle]

I quite like pious keystone

[mighty root]

Ij is so good

[vague depot]

Ij is beautiful

[mighty root]

I can’t stop using it because of its enhanced dodges

[clever terrace]

IJ... well...

[vague depot]

Inexorable judgement, the keystone on the right that gives you a buff of practically everything just for moving (and dodging if you take that addon)

[clever terrace]

I'm not sure that word means what you think it does...

[potent gate]

..? Dude is trying to be weird

[vague depot]

No idea what you are talking about but if it’s some freak shit I won’t know and I really don’t care

[clever terrace]

Eh, don't care, it's too late.

[clever swan]

google doesnt know either i guess

[clever terrace]

inexorable: impossible to stop or prevent

except I'm not gonna just use IJ cause it's hailed as the magical best keystone in the world

[pale spindle]

still cant post otters 😔

[misty nova]

IJ is trash though
Sincerely, Martyrdom enjoyer

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-punch-boxing-boxing-glove-punching-myself-gif-21654165

EMBED FAIL (pictured: martyrdom users)

[spare talon]

no thanks, i'll stick with my comfy toughness curios

[mighty root]

It’s another tide ai

[clever terrace]

real men don't use keystones at all

[obsidian prairie]

Begone, veteran

[misty nova]

🛡️

Don't worry
I still acknowledge that IJ buffs dodges
Ye
That's about it

[forest nymph]

whats the longest range infantry autogun? ideally something for snipers and those further specialists

[plush estuary]

vigilant auto

[spare talon]

thats not an infantry autogun

[plush estuary]

we need more vigilant autogun users

[forest nymph]

yeah, i want an all round gun that can still hit further ranges and thin a hoard

[clever terrace]

I present: the zarona
nvm

[mighty root]

Yeah revolver

[plush estuary]

vraks if you can control recoil

[spare talon]

bolter
vraks infantry autogun and agrip braced auto both when paired with dance of death become snipers

[forest nymph]

im moving from an ia lasgun and want something that fufils a simmalar role

i nabbed an ok vraks from melk

[clever terrace]

there was an autogun i used that I loved before i became a worshipper of the holy zarona
fuck knows what mark/variant it was though, sorry

[spare talon]

tbh on zealot your gun ends up being what your melee cant do
whether it be armor, horde clear, or long range

long range stops mattering once you realize that throwing knives are the best blitz and best pathing

[clever terrace]

my knife isn't really horde clear, but i make do

[mighty root]

I like the flamer for packs of reapers

I’ve been running the infantry auto as well

[merry flume]

agri braced autogun all day

[clever terrace]

melee exists only to refresh throwing knives tbh

[merry flume]

specials/elites that die to a weak spot knife hit should not consume ammo, or at least make it a talent offshoot of knife - 6 knives

[spare talon]

i can think of a better place this could be used

[long oasis]

sound:0:1

[clever swan]

that's cool, havent seen that before. evidently a new feature

[misty nova]

Hmmm I've seen that before
But where

[placid fiber]

but what about the 172 toughness marty memes? :3

[slate notch]

Uncanny/Precog vs Riposte/Precog on duolingo sword?

[placid fiber]

precog + thrust, precog + riposte, riposte + thrust, uncanny + thrust/precog/riposte. Just depends on what you want

[misty nova]

Heh Duolingo
It's probably the same logic behind riposcog knife
Your crits and weakspots will "compensate" for the lack of uncanny
Something along those lines

[slate notch]

I always go with riposte/precog, didn't try uncanny, does it feel different?

[placid fiber]

uncanny boosts crusher/mauler damage more than anything

[tame sluice]

they will not

[placid fiber]

and any remaining rending above 100% adm against flak/unyielding/maniac/carapace is 1/4th the amount as a bonus amount

[misty nova]

Something along those lines

[torn shale]

I'm new to the game and a zealot, coming from vermintide

[placid fiber]

so if you already had 100% damage to flak, for example, and got 100% rending... it would boost damage by 100%/4 = 25% more damage

[slate notch]

I might try uncanny/riposte. Or should I try uncanny/precog first?

[placid fiber]

and for if it was 80% damage to flak it would boost it to 100%, then 1/4th of the 80% remaining would be added as bonus damage(20%, in this case)

[placid fiber]

Just depends. I am not sure if uncanny would do a huge amount, past making crushers easier to kill when chastise wasn't available. Rending only goes up to 100%, any amount past that is not used

[slate notch]

Interesting

So it wastes some of it's own potential

[placid fiber]

Uncanny does, for t4... it just makes it so 4 stacks is close to the max value more or less (96% rending iirc, at 4 stacks)

t3 is 20% per stack iirc

[slate notch]

Knowing that, probably precog/riposte sound like still a better choice

[placid fiber]

Yeah precog/riposte or precog/thrust would be the better options, depending on what you are aiming for. Thrust is more just for easier 1/2 shots against some enemies or more monster damage

[spare talon]

darktide is much more fast paced, and dodging has much more importance than blocking compared to vermintide

[placid fiber]

^

[tawdry glacier]

So im pretty sorta new and im enjoying this class what build should i go for? Love the melee

[spare talon]

you should build the melee class for melee
(its almost impossible to not given the talent tree)

[slate notch]

Will try thrust then. Wouldn't mind to deal with crushers faster

[placid fiber]

Until level 30 you can't really get a proper build, but, getting until death and thy wrath be swift will make leveling a lot easier

[torn shale]

I really like it, I did the tutorial ages ago and started again so can't remember all the mechanics

[spare talon]

the tutorial is kinda bad anyway

[tawdry glacier]

Understandable

[placid fiber]

My prefered combo is thrust + uncanny/precog... but I also like dealing with crushers faster when chastise isn't available

[tawdry glacier]

Perhaps you can point me to a build for now?

[runic grotto]

This build

[placid fiber]

what level are you?

[tawdry glacier]

Lvl 21 currently

[runic grotto]

Holy shit the fucking slowmod is so annoying
https://i.imgur.com/mjl7f7E.png

[winged aspen]

Tweaking after losing my auric exemplar progress

[runic grotto]

Huh? Where is the embed?

[winged aspen]

I was 8 out of 10 and a teammate smacked a barrel that killed all of us on gloriana

[plush estuary]

my bad

[opal star]

I say we kill ainz for such an offense

[slate notch]

Wonder if without riposte I will notice a much longer cd on chastise

[placid fiber]

Here's something you can use for a base layout with good tools that you can use. I put the talents together, that's just a basic layout for now as far as the talent tree goes
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9e087b82-54fc-4231-b0c5-f46dfbbf2f12#google_vignette

[winged aspen]

Not you Ainz, you prolly play bad as a zealot and would miss a barrel

[spare talon]

embeds are currently gone

[placid fiber]

Yep, which is why I used the website link to show the layout

[runic grotto]

Wait. Where image perms? What happened to the server, why is it bad suddenly? Can't even send funny cat gifs

[spare talon]

cuz zealot chatters were bad

[winged aspen]

Someone became a little too silly and they took our rights away because of said someone

[runic grotto]

Holy shit zealot chat really fell off

[placid fiber]

the general edging the rules that we were doing(and "freakposting") and the final straw of someone posting a slur in a picture and defending it

[runic grotto]

Can't talk, can't send pictures, can't send cat gifs, can't slur, can't do shit in zealot chat. Why even stay here

[tawdry glacier]

Im pretty new only been playing for lime 2 to 3 days so this helps

[placid fiber]

Yep, it's not a complete build. It's just an in general layout with access to as many tools as I could throw in for a newer player that wasn't quite level 30

It also supports pretty much every melee weapon as well

[tawdry glacier]

Understandable

[tight fog]

that soundmoji above kicked ass tho

[tawdry glacier]

Only if i can actually finished missions without failing in the most funniest ways lol

[placid fiber]

I mean... if you want I can help for a few missions. I am not really feeling it, but, for malice/heresy I am still okay for rn

[tight fog]

quack. fuck sllwmode is shit. it might be in a different channel ...

[drifting wolf]

go to psyker chat that's where they've all taken refuge

[sturdy cypress]

Discord mods try not to be the least fun people in existence challenge impossible

[plush estuary]

wasn't the mods

[placid fiber]

@tawdry glacier I'm still functional, I just am not fully in the zone as it were.

[clever swan]

[drifting wolf]

if you peeped the horror you'd understand why the god emperor had to do it to us

[pale spindle]

I need this emoji give me a downloadable one

[misty nova]

That's not a seahorse

[drifting wolf]

fsh

[pale spindle]

https://youtu.be/S4ESXSxzpXY?si=_xtpSILCVOvo1dYb

[frozen kernel]

Some people didn’t experience femboy era vetchat and it shows

[silver stag]

Fat guppy

[hexed igloo]

I'm dying it's so fucking hot bro almost 80f and 52% humidity + fucked aircon

[pale spindle]

Found them nvm

[clever swan]

dying in 80F? sounds like a british moment

[hexed igloo]

Can someone mail me a big fucking block of dry ice

[violet hornet]

yeah that's incredibly tame

[pale spindle]

https://insaniquarium.fandom.com/wiki/Prego

[clever swan]

oh my, that's much weirder than the one i have lol

[hexed igloo]

If it was dry heat, I'd be perfectly comfortable it's fuckin 52% humidity

[tawdry glacier]

That is fine im currently in a match rn

[frozen kernel]

If my room was 80°F and I tried playing Darktide, my room would become 88°F

[placid fiber]

I'm just screwing around in the meat grinder rn, so no real hurry

[frozen kernel]

Right now it’s 12°F and my PC keeps my room warm because I refuse to turn the heat on

[hexed igloo]

Usually hot places aren't also humid as fuck, I'm cool with 95f if it's dry

[violet hornet]

I don't bother with AC until it's like 83 at least

[clever swan]

my room is around 78 degrees and 25% humidity

[hexed igloo]

The humidity makes it fucking unbearable, anything past 30% I hate

[violet hornet]

but it's always 90%+ humidity when it's that hot here

[frozen kernel]

Kitchen and bathroom stay heated ofc because we don’t want the pipes to freeze

[hexed igloo]

Winter ftw

[wanton fossil]

It’s 15°F for me rn, with my apartment heat set to 74… and I am only functional thanks to my heated blanket. I would kill for 80° temps 😭

[pale spindle]

This game is actually an acid trip

https://en.namu.wiki/w/INSANIQUARIUM/펫 및 외계인

[hexed igloo]

I would kill for your temps bruh

[violet hornet]

14 here but it "feels like -8"

[hexed igloo]

I'll take below freezing over this tbh

[silver stag]

Damn, im sad i missed out

[wanton fossil]

Trade?

[pale spindle]

I'm buying this game RIGHT NOW

[hexed igloo]

The last like 3 summers here in nz have been cold and wet and windy and I spent those years going "haha hopefully we get a real summer this time" and now I'm eating my fucking words

At this point I'd drone strike an orphanage for a stiff breeze

[clever swan]

hey that's our job (american)

i was thinking of putting a certain other country in there instead, known for mass casualty drone strikes, especially these days, but that's controversial innit

[pale spindle]

It's very "controversial" to bonb children yep yep 😔

[hexed igloo]

I say bomb em they ain't got parents to miss them

[clever swan]

that's so sad

[tame sluice]

It's a problem that certainly is real

[obsidian prairie]

“What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?”

[pale spindle]

Mods about to nuke this chat 🍿

[clever swan]

at least making fun of americans is always valid. and im american so it's even more okay (i have the pass)

[wanton fossil]

As a lupus-haver with anaemia I suffer in all extreme weather tbh, but I got the opposite here. Saying “oh wow, sure would be nice to see some snow this winter”
…
Regert
Big regert

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but did you try the medicine drug

[wanton fossil]

The one that does the thing? Or the other one that does the other thing? 💊💉

[hexed igloo]

The rat bites to cure your lupus

[drifting wolf]

yeah just ask a rat to bite you, trust

[hexed igloo]

They usually do it without having to ask

[wanton fossil]

Ah that’s been my mistake, only been mice 🐁

[hexed igloo]

Rookie mistake

[wanton fossil]

Smh shoulda known

[drifting wolf]

rodent bites hurt like shit btw

[wanton fossil]

Got bit by a hamster as a kid

[placid fiber]

Sounds like it would suck

[wanton fossil]

It was unpleasant but decades ago lol

[frozen kernel]

Pet mouse nip was nothing but a squirrel bite was like “oi bastard wtf”

Girl I dated back in HS had two rescues and when one of them jumped from her hand onto my hood he bit my thumb

[wanton fossil]

Oh shit I bet. Their teeth look fierce — my aunt had a pet squirrel when I was younger

[hexed igloo]

If I get bit by a hamster I'm giving him an express ticket to God via 120mph fastball

[wanton fossil]

[hexed igloo]

Luckily they're pretty rare here afaik, I haven't really seen one in person lmao

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[wanton fossil]

Said hamster was a kindergarten friend’s pet.

[copper hawk]

Rewatching infinity war and Quill fucking throws it

[fleet zealot]

what if thanos had the freakinity stones

[copper hawk]

What i i had yo mama out on a date

[hexed igloo]

I'm in yo dads house rn he poured us some wine and is grilling some steaks rn we gettin romantical and the feelings are mutual

[fleet zealot]

she's married u weirbo

i ahve af erret moving at incredible speds and i can't show any of ylal

[copper hawk]

Falsehood u own none such an rodent

[fleet zealot]

Ferets aeen’r rodents they are mustelids they eat rodents

[frozen kernel]

Idk why but in the reply El’s name was white and I got so scared

Thought for some ungodly reason the hammer came down and I was gonna be like “y tho”

[copper hawk]

I only eat rodentz and i eat ferretz SO ferret is rodent . Noob

[placid fiber]

I did a match where there was a recon vet... that shot everything... but actually knew how to use their melee, so they didn't go down lol

[copper hawk]

Yah i banned them SPLAT SPLORT SPLEET (sound it made when i banned them)

[fleet zealot]

Cause i told the mods to fucking shoot me cause im rage malding crashing out

[frozen kernel]

Low-key I hate when people are trying hard/playing uber efficiently because it causes me to play at peak so they can’t get a big head about it at any point in the match

[fleet zealot]

Also florans are great i had one but starbound never clicked like terraria did

[copper hawk]

They have no self controle ,, put all the onus of their outburste on them ,, ziiiigh !! Typical ferret behavior ,,

[clever swan]

lots of reservations about starbound, it seems....

[copper hawk]

This is y i EATZ ferretz and ASSOCIATED CRITTERZ like WEASELZ and SKINKZ

[fleet zealot]

Inauguration +executive order + state bills being put forward bad mix when my ferret posting spot was ruined when i woke up

[placid fiber]

You should have seen it... there were 0 crushers/maulers the entire run. :/

[frozen kernel]

“Oh stop telling me to slow down I have top-

“We have evenly split top killing all categories. Look at our damage, now look at ammo wasted. Please stick with us and stop hoovering all the boxes from the guy who’s been 0% since the mid event”

[fleet zealot]

U cant eat ferrets they aren’t made of edible parts, gj eating hair and bones and ligaments

[placid fiber]

I gotta say... playing darktide at like... 1/3rd mental capacity is rough :/

[misty nova]

(they look like looooong noodles)

[fleet zealot]

I cant play dartkide in my new place

Cant play poe2 either, wifi too crummy. Been playing gim dawn and left3dedtwos

[rustic bobcat]

alright so starting my zealot all over
so these days it's mostly throwing knives or flame nades right
no one touches stuns?

[placid fiber]

I was gonna try to help someone, but, they never said whether or not they were done with their mission so I did a run to get my dockets back. :/

[fleet zealot]

Pathing and grenade priorities

[placid fiber]

It felt like half of my brain was slouching that entire match >.<'

[fleet zealot]

Throwing knives have the best pathing, stunstorm path is terrible w/o martyrdom

Immo nades are substituted into havoc, more so cause throwing knives get hard nerfed by pox hardened

[placid fiber]

I still only took like 60 damage that run, on my oggy. :/

[rustic bobcat]

rog. i took disdain and ewew for now but my eye is on immo nades
lvl 3 zealot rn, been a while for me

[fleet zealot]

It’s not even stuns are bad, they aren’t, there just isn’t much of a reason to take them and while useful for a pinch, you have to be careful unless your team is all rocks, psykers and self sufficient vets

[vague depot]

All the grenades are decent but throwing knife is just generally better and also has insane goated pathing

[fleet zealot]

Lol if you are level 3 just experiment and try everything, including stuns and especially throwing knives

[rustic bobcat]

alrighty, will do so

[fleet zealot]

Game doesn’t start till level 30 ur just in the sandbox rn

[vague depot]

I can no longer live without second wind literally printing free toughness every second I’m in a fight call that shit inflation

[frozen kernel]

Zealot blitz really feels a lot more like a reactive tool than a proactive one. Which is why I think so many people struggle with the Shocking Stuff penance

[copper hawk]

THEY SUCK

[vague depot]

Is that a frog

[frozen kernel]

You gotta be more deliberate with their use than something like shredders and new players aren’t great at recognizing incoming hordes and other good opportunities for mass flamering a stunned horde for ez GBP

[placid fiber]

🐸

[misty nova]

Probably a gloop
(Whatever that is)

[frozen kernel]

I feel like Starbound’s community cared so much more about that game than chucklefish did. I miss the thought of that game

[copper hawk]

Floran..

[frozen kernel]

I remember the early lighting demos when people shit their pants at dynamic lighting in caves

[copper hawk]

Off topic . REPORTED !

[hexed igloo]

I too would shit my pants in a cave

[hard nexus]

i too am in this episode

[copper hawk]

I, I got that reference

[livid rampart]

Oh it’s still on time out

[limber trellis]

bring back shitposting

[final mural]

she slow on my mode until im enabled

[median steeple]

This ice cream is so good

[livid rampart]

Bad decisions persist how does ogryn shipping sound

[rustic bobcat]

what are my earlygame options vs crushers assuming malice?

[fleet zealot]

Chain axe mk4. Thunderhammer, probably still knife and dueling sword if you slap uncanny (even tier 1) on them

[rustic bobcat]

gotcha, i only unlocked up to crusher but ill keep an eye out

[fleet zealot]

Crusher maul as well,

[median steeple]

Crusher is decent against well crushers, stun locks the and with the right setup can kill pretty fast

[fleet zealot]

Crushers are just a great all rounder

[rustic bobcat]

which blessings/perks should i run on crusher again? thinking thrust and skullcrusher, and flak/maniac for perks

[fleet zealot]

They do everything, i taught mine how to do my taxes

[fleet zealot]

No don’t go thrust skullcrusher, go slaught + scrusher or thrust, thrust and skullcrusher have anti synergy

Skullcrusher is two fold debuff, to apply it you need to stagger the enemy and to benefit from it the enemy has to staggered as well

[hard nexus]

what flavor

[fleet zealot]

Frankly im anti thrust on crusher anyways at that point just go thunder hammer

[livid rampart]

I like my big sword

[fleet zealot]

Crusher functions much better as a flexible combo weapon than a discount thammer

[livid rampart]

It go swish swish crunch <- relic blade user

[hexed igloo]

She häagen on my dazs til ice cream

[median steeple]

Idk it's just called half baked I think it's similar to Rocky road or something but idk ice cream flavors

[rustic bobcat]

flak/maniac still a good idea?

[hexed igloo]

Yogurt > ice cream

Ice cream too fuckin cold it make my teeth hurt

[hard nexus]

you’re half baked

pwned

[lunar fable]

[hexed igloo]

Got another rejection email today 😔

Corps don't even say no anymore they just stare at you like this

[lusty turtle]

weak

oh more msgs loaded, last i saw was ice cream being too cold

[lusty turtle]

yeeee, had 3 interviews lined up, didn't get the first one and one of the other 2 is bein sus

[hexed igloo]

I know for a fuckin fact if I get the interview I'm pretty much guaranteed to get it, just getting the interview is the problem

[lusty turtle]

oh im trying to blag my way into jobs i'm not trained for

i've succeeded to far, fake it till you make it

[hexed igloo]

I've applied to probably like 70 jobs in the last couple months, I've gotten 4 rejection emails and nothing else

[lusty turtle]

eyup

its great

[wanton fossil]

Shiiiid where y’all even getting responses? I’ve been actively applying to places since I got laid off back in June and it’s been a fuckin slog

[hexed igloo]

Fuckin only govt jobs here send out rejection emails everywhere else just pretends you never applied

[lusty turtle]

ye i only get rejection emails from agencies, government places OR if its like game dev or smmthin

most of the time its 50 applications followed by silence

[wanton fossil]

I’ll occasionally get an automatic rejection email, then I’ve gotten a couple of staffing agencies who have called and asked if they can add me to their resume files… and I’ve had one (yes 1) interview

And I’m a “senior level” candidate, as in 15 years in the workforce. Fuck me.

[lusty turtle]

i got a lucky break with my last job so i don't have too much trouble getting interviews through agencies, but its all for positions i'm not actually trained but can do, so it boils down to "well this other person has it in writing"

hoping the one on friday goes better 🙏

[wanton fossil]

Wishing you luck!
I’ve put in another 25 apps so far this week

[vague depot]

I need my payday too

[copper hawk]

Wishin yo mama luck..

[copper hawk]

No.

[lusty turtle]

good luck yourself, its rough out there but u got this