zealot-class

[fleet zealot]

swtor is alright, actually a really good story for each class

[steel agate]

you might prefer death but what of the people around you

[stone fern]

send me yours

[pale spindle]

"MY VENGENCE.... ENDS NOW"

stares into the screen

[fleet zealot]

itr's combat is pretty bad, extremely generic mmo with a star wars coat of paint. but there's even little things if your character "flips" alignments

[clever swan]

1817693723

[acoustic dune]

Guess I'll hold of on death until I get insurance
(Prob in a decade)

[steel agate]

i'd assume they wouldnt prefer u dead

[placid fiber]

but in all seriousness... when it hurt to breathe for me I had a uti that went septic, so definitely get that checked out if it hurts to breathe

[normal wren]

Evil jedi and light side sith is the way to go

[fleet zealot]

expansions are a mixed bag

[normal wren]

Dont kid yourself they sucked

[fleet zealot]

but i'm pretty sure the class stories base is completely free and I recommend it if you like rpg star wars

[acoustic dune]

I can't tell if it's soreness or what but somewhere near my right collarbone and neck hurt when I take a deep breath

[normal wren]

trooper story was boring, the jedi stories were expected, bounty hunter was meh, smuggler was good, agent was the best

[fleet zealot]

smuggler good but bounty hunter bad lol

[silent badger]

Is blazing piety just straight up better than momentum for high Havoc? Re-evaluating my build after a long hiatus

[placid fiber]

Unless you were running until it started hurting to breathe go to the ER, if it is hurting to breathe. :/

[frozen kernel]

Me crawling out of Hades this morning

[normal wren]

Worst for me was trooper

[acoustic dune]

I'll wait it out and see

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[fleet zealot]

okay you just have bad opinions. Yea trooper is the worse but smuggler was pretty close to trooper and bounty was good

[pale spindle]

No, it's just that in high havocs it's more consistent to have the crit CDR node for book

[median steeple]

swotr is soft cannon (the old republic is cannon and revan is as well) but non of the stories from swtor are

[frosty herald]

whatever happens we will always be best oomfies

[acoustic dune]

Give us a sec darktide finally put a muzzle on zealot chat

[frozen kernel]

Bounty Hunter was edgy cool but smuggler had the not-Ebon Hawk so automatically peak

[copper hawk]

Cant post oomfie gif

[fleet zealot]

smuggler was so mcguffin'd i couldn't take it seriously lol

[frosty herald]

cant post the breastie gif

[placid fiber]

post a sticker then :3

[frozen kernel]

I barely remember smuggler story

[fleet zealot]

reported for referencing an organ sexually

[frosty herald]

im going to make your blahaj eat the curb

[acoustic dune]

Whom had think yamato would go first

[copper hawk]

Blocked.

[placid fiber]

I'm busy chatting on discord and watching youtube

[fleet zealot]

bounty was good tho especially light side it became a bit of a comedy, the galaxy's worst bounty hunter, my employers getting back frozen slabs of carbonate even tho they checked "Dead, not Alive"

[acoustic dune]

I never see the appeal of putting rice fries and bread in the same container and sitting eating all 3 at once

[atomic fjord]

My hair dye hasn’t come in the mail I am sad

[frozen kernel]

Rule 3 no THREATS wallahi brother

[frosty herald]

😭

[frozen kernel]

Not the iconic shork! Only Jeff deserves this hate

[fleet zealot]

jeff protects trans kids tho

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064090017909182494/1287601793064374272/ezgif-6-f90ca81055.gif

[acoustic dune]

Post glorp

[grizzled aspen]

Me watching as the enemy wolverine dives my Jeff: (I am letting Jeff die on purpose)

[placid fiber]

You can see whether there are embeds based on if there's the circle with a + in the middle of it on the left side of the chat box >.>

[clever terrace]

damn straight he does

[frozen kernel]

Jeff ordered the trafficking of over 1400 kilos of fentanyl. I don’t care if he cures the blind

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1286459003047776368/4x-2.gif

[acoustic dune]

Doesn't Jeff put stuff into his stomach
Meaning he eat kids

[frozen kernel]

I picked up Bucky for the first time last night and holy shit he’s fun

[mighty root]

I love fent

[acoustic dune]

O boy can't wait for the next zealot chat message

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/fent-fentanyl-friday-fent-friday-fent-feeling-gif-16328998714765345622

[clever terrace]

maybe he just eats bigots

[acoustic dune]

Can't believe eat only eat one type of people
Can't believe Jeff discrimate

[clever terrace]

didn't say only

[acoustic dune]

He better not
He better eat everyone
Including other jeff

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-glaze-lebron-james-lebron-gif-7450672780557101522

[clever terrace]

what about himself?

[pale spindle]

Who's Jeff?

[acoustic dune]

That's a snake thing
Jeff is not a snake
JEFF WILL NEVER BE A SNAKE

[placid fiber]

a shark

[pale spindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yepmzbU0WNU?si=olEJkAFicTaVlIRg

[forest nymph]

i use it for the enimes zealot cant get to easly like snipers and gunners. its low recoil, ammo effecient, and decently spammy. and i got a setup for burst damage that helps take out key units when there isnt a vet present

[naive stirrup]

bistol and throwing knives do this but better

[drifting wolf]

bistol sweep

[clever terrace]

zarona is king

[forest nymph]

i prefer the holosight instead of irons and i sually carry stuns for support

[vague depot]

idk why you would use lasgun when you could just throw a tknife

[fleet zealot]

las pistol does that better

[naive stirrup]

stuns...oh gawd

[forest nymph]

for resing

[vague depot]

like stun and fire grenades are cool yea but tknife has some insane pathing and zealot also has enough melee power to straight up kill everything in melee range

[naive stirrup]

stuns are far from needed for res
most of zealot's weapons give enough stamina to tank any and all melee attacks and not be interrupted or take damage

iirc there's only one that doesn't but one +3 stam curio fixes that

[vague depot]

i guess it might be useful if you for some reason are running 0 anti armor and they got downed by a crusher or bulwark

[forest nymph]

i run either relic blade or iron helm on a bartyr build

[naive stirrup]

tfw every zealot melee is anti armor

[vague depot]

you have more than enough killing power to delete anything getting in the way of your revive without needing a stun lmao

[fleet zealot]

https://x.com/kaho_ferret/status/1881681712461312390 my final message, goodbye

[copper hawk]

Gootbye

[median steeple]

frown

[tidal berry]

aeugh

[grizzled aspen]

The ones that arent tankable either instantly guardbreak you (bulwark bash) or physically push you away.

[copper hawk]

All it took was slowmode and gloopers r touching grass

[misty nova]

Gloopers 😭

[copper hawk]

Nature is healing..

[sullen forge]

Nature is healing… something is happening!

[copper hawk]

Nothing ever happenz .

[light holly]

Okay to be faiiir, there is enough drop that ya gotta learn it to hit every head 😭

[clever terrace]

Honestly, knife is 😘👌 because it's fast, can one hit and can be refreshed.

[grizzled aspen]

Have you ever heard the term "the calm before the storm"?

[copper hawk]

Have u heard of the term , "im goin 2 rip u into a bajillion piecez " ?

[clever terrace]

I'm struggling to get up to speed on my psyker on aurics because I lack the quick response to deal with threats that appear

[placid fiber]

No, do explain what it means. :3

[frosty herald]

up until someone asks why no embeds and slowmode

[copper hawk]

Im using cole's melee psyker build and it's so much fun

[clever terrace]

Where as zarona/throwing knife are instant removal tools, as is the stabby knife in some situations especially with stealth

[clever terrace]

linkerino? pretty pls?

[copper hawk]

Growlz at u .. @clever swan

[clever swan]

you are roleplaying as a ouppy right now. i think it speaks for itself

[sterile stone]

Simple answer, grown ass adults don't know how to behave like normal people in a public discord.

[copper hawk]

I loooove my silly usernamez

[clever swan]

it's cute

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9df889cb-3b31-4432-99d0-190de01dc205/i-cast-physical-slash?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[placid fiber]

I'm pretty sure that's not just a problem in public discord servers... >.>'

[vague depot]

There’s a little drop but it’s not enough to actively hinder you until like 40m and I’m pretty sure knife also has a sort of autolock feature for weak spots

[sterile stone]

Sad but true.

[vague depot]

Which is why a lot of the time when you try to hit a flamers head the knife locks onto the tank and pops it which fucking sucks

[light holly]

You goyya still hit pretty close to head i don't know however

[copper hawk]

@clever terrace https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=d26QbmOHK_cGqrKz here's a vid of gameplay for that build. It's super advanced but still good

[frozen kernel]

Worldwide Nurgleodean Day of Play

[sullen forge]

Correct!

[potent gate]

I don't think I've ever had this issue?

[vague depot]

Yea idk for most people but for me at least aiming with tknife felt natural

[frozen kernel]

Evi used to snap from head to chest, that was really cute

[copper hawk]

[vague depot]

Damn lucky you

[clever terrace]

Definitely seems like the type of build that won't let you down, or cause someone to run around and desert you

[copper hawk]

Did u watch the video wait im stupid

[placid fiber]

"Boo, you suck!"

[clever terrace]

we both know what's been going on, we know the game, we just gotta play it, y'know?

[frosty herald]

WAPOOSH monolith punch!

[copper hawk]

Meownolith*

[frosty herald]

go to pripyat without an exoskeleton

[copper hawk]

Go 2 YO MAMA without GAS MASK cuz she STINKZ !

[copper hawk]

Bazinga ,

[placid fiber]

Only as stinky as you are.

[frosty herald]

Never playing with you again i hope you get deployed to madagascar!

[placid fiber]

sigh I have a bloody nose that won't go away, rn. It fucking sucks

[rocky nacelle]

🧡

[sterile stone]

Wet paper ball, stick in nose, tilt head back or lay down on your back.

[copper hawk]

Blood sacrifice of your firstborn

[violet hornet]

I wish I could recommend a proper method to stop this but I usually become a tissue walrus until it works itself out

[placid fiber]

It's just barely bleeding rn, but, it's been doing that for the past half hour

[clever terrace]

Didn't they say to NOT tilt your head anymore?

[vague depot]

do you actually tilt your head back when your nose bleeds

[sterile stone]

[placid fiber]

tilt your head back and pinch your nose x.x

[clever terrace]

But also I too just become a tissue walrus

[copper hawk]

What u need 2 do is bury a pawtato in the backyard

[sterile stone]

Could just thug it out and blow really hard into a paper towel til the blood stops

[vague depot]

i never actually had a bloody nose in my life ngl

[placid fiber]

I tried putting tissues in it earlier, but, that made it bleed like a mf... so now I am just letting it do its thing as long as it is only barely bleeding

[sterile stone]

You anemic?

[frosty herald]

Stick your finger in your nose until the bleeding stops or cloths

[placid fiber]

No, I just get nose bleed issues every other winter >.>'

I've only had to get it chemically cauterized once

[copper hawk]

Only when Jupiter is in retrograde

[frozen kernel]

I thought I’d heard similar. Google AI says it can cause choking and that you should ”lean forwards and lightly pinch the nose” and bonus, doesnt tell me to unalive myself

[placid fiber]

If I leaned forwards I'd have a pool of blood flowing out of my nose lol

[frozen kernel]

Take Google AI with a block of salt but I’m not sure if I can post LMGTFY

[sullen forge]

May you experience nothing but AI slop on your timeline for the next 7 days

[sterile stone]

Hwat

[frozen kernel]

That’s the point I think. It’s gotta come out and it’ll stop eventually without issue unless you’re a medical anomaly

[placid fiber]

It's where they put some chemical on one of those cotton swabs and use it to chemically cauterize the area so it stops bleeding

[copper hawk]

Drink water motrin change socks that is the medic way

[frozen kernel]

Mmmm change socks. Warm laundry and escape from this frigid hell

[placid fiber]

I'll try it later, I guess, if it starts up bad again

[violet hornet]

my favorite beverage, water motrin change socks

[sterile stone]

That's a weird way to stifle a nose bleed. But I guess there's weirder stuff out there.

[frozen kernel]

If you said you got it cauterized once I think you may be an anomaly

[placid fiber]

Well... it's not like they are going to be able to get a hot iron up my nose to cauterize it lol

[sullen forge]

It’s pretty common actually

[sterile stone]

You know I've seen weird shit in my life to say that probably has happened a few odd times.

[sullen forge]

You usually have to get it recauterized if you had it as a child

[frozen kernel]

Really? Like over under on “having wisdom teeth removed” because I guess we were fortunate, I never knew 😮

[placid fiber]

it was just really bad that time and wouldn't stop, every other time it eventually stops

[sullen forge]

You’re talking to someone who had to have that surgery and has wicked nose bleeds from winter

[frozen kernel]

I’m genuinely so sorry for you, Gale. That fucking blows sucks

[placid fiber]

It might be the ibuprofen I take for my headaches that makes it worse during the winter(since the air is drier on top of the ibuprofen thinning my blood(or w/e it does specifically))

[frozen kernel]

I have one friend who gets the winter nosebleeds but he also doesn’t drink water so his issue is more obvious

[sullen forge]

I LOVE TERRIBLE VEINS IN MY NOSE!!!!! I think the biggest horror story I’ve had of it was waking up to my bed caked in blood

[placid fiber]

I almost exclusively drink water nowadays <.<'

[frozen kernel]

I think painkillers and cold tablets do dry your ass out. Def wanna be keeping up on water when you’re taking stuff while under the weather

[placid fiber]

I'm not sure why my ass drying out would affect my nose, but, okay

[frozen kernel]

I like double fisting water and Shwepps

[placid fiber]

It was like... 50 degrees farenheit a few days ago, but, it was 0 this morning. That might have something to do with it

Google says that is roughly -18 degrees celsius for what it was this morning (-17.777(etc on the 7's) technically)

[clever terrace]

the NHS site also said lean forward and pinch so

[visual compass]

Fellow Darktide chads, is there anything so satisfying as crushing a Burgle with a door?

[frosty herald]

Stick a thumb in it

[clever terrace]

I think aspirin thins, ibuprofen might do something? It's an NSAID so probably does something to the blood, but isn't on the DON'T TAKE list alongside some of my meds that fuck with blood pressure

[placid fiber]

isn't the phrase "stick a sock in it"? :3

[clever terrace]

I have yet to... wait what?

[placid fiber]

You can kill monsters with timing a door close iirc

[visual compass]

If you close a door on a boss it gets crushed. Instadead. 100k hp gone.

[clever terrace]

🤯

[frozen kernel]

Only works if ur a big mf like Kentucky. My tiny ass twink hands are not good for it, they’re good for claw gripping controllers tho

[placid fiber]

I've never actually attempted to do this except maybe a few times 1500 hours back for the lulz

[visual compass]

The best way to get rid of BoN in H40 is crushing them.

[clever terrace]

Well I know what I'm doing tomorrow night

[sterile stone]

Death by architecture

[visual compass]

Or any boss rly, if you can time it right. You have to body block them cuz FS gave them a speed boost when moving through doors recently to make it harder.

[placid fiber]

Ah. I mostly take a mix for tylenol, ibuprofen, and caffeine all together for my headaches and it works like a dream(most of the time)

[visual compass]

I have 100% gotten vored by a Burgle tryna crush them in a door because I didn't do it right

[placid fiber]

As amusing as it would be to crush a monster with a door... burning them to death with a gunlugger is way more entertaining

[visual compass]

Ok but 100k dps vs 6k dps

[placid fiber]

but funny burn... Also you gotta count the achlys stubber's dps in there too

[clever terrace]

Ibuprofen does thin the blood so can increase risk of nosebleeds. Makes sense. I think aspirin does so more fuckily or something. I can't take ibuprofen anyway so kinda have ignored it

[visual compass]

I'm ngl I think I found an even faster boss kill time for Ogryn burn

[nimble fiber]

[placid fiber]

overwhelming fire + blaze away + twin linked achlys + burn on shot + 25% unyielding damage

[visual compass]

But I'm gatekeeping

[placid fiber]

ba dum dum tsss.....

[modern lintel]

bolter exe stance, thammer stealth are still likely quicker

[frozen kernel]

Tumblebuffing rock is the true tech

[visual compass]

I can't wait for whatever the next patch FS gives us

[placid fiber]

Well yeah... thammer stealth can 1 shot a full hp plague ogryn <.<

[sterile basalt]

Boltgun exe stance 1 mag kill is not worth building for so it’s ~ same I think?

[visual compass]

I'm dying for more things to tinker with. I'm very much waiting to see if Paul, Cleaver, Shock Maul get buffs/fixes.

[placid fiber]

cleaver has indeed been power crept, rip bull butcher light spamming

[visual compass]

I want shock maul to be good but it needs a rework of what little it does.

Like the unique blessings also just majorly suck

[modern lintel]

what happened that caused zeal chat to get gutted w no images and timer

[visual compass]

From what I know, usually Zealot chat is full of more hardcore players, who I imagine ironically, can be a little zealous about the game.

[placid fiber]

There's also the non-zarona revolver boss quick killing build as well(that isn't worth building for)

[visual compass]

Something prob happened and a mod just turned a timer on to force things to cool down.

[pale spindle]

Is zealotchat still 1984ed? 😔

[placid fiber]

Only you are :3

[pale spindle]

[north sedge]

Naughty stuff

[drowsy steppe]

just know its for the chats own good xd

[sterile basalt]

That’s more of a meme build with all 5 shots being crit & every single +damage taken

[drifting wolf]

using relic blade

[winged aspen]

Back to back Thammer power kills

[placid fiber]

Cheese

[visual compass]

Vibe check how do you use relic

[open bramble]

i spam light attacks until I die and then I call my teammates names and dc

[drifting wolf]

idk lol

[visual compass]

Lame

[placid fiber]

They use attacks that are effective against the enemies they are currently facing until the enemies they are currently facing are dead. Does this help? :3

[visual compass]

[modern lintel]

build normal go for piety scourge and sustained assault you can do book but chastise is a lot better imo unless you need to baby sit@visual compass

martydom also works for book build

[visual compass]

I personally go for CC on mine

[drowsy steppe]

that counts as an exploit and may result in a ban if a player is knowingly repeating it and get reported

[visual compass]

Right side upper tree, grevious wounds, down the middle for more imact, then I go down for Piety Stalwart, disdain w/ attack speed.

Pro tip: ||Perform drags with the Relic Blade to get the most out of it's CC potential||

[modern lintel]

pro tip breathing keeps you alive

[drifting wolf]

breathe manually

[hearty nebula]

pro tip u dont need to breathe

[visual compass]

I'm just saying because so many people don't understand what cleave also does

[frozen kernel]

Oh that reactions name is icky. I just chose it because frowning angry cat

[visual compass]

Because you can do some silly stuff with Wrath + Rampage

[drowsy steppe]

lol

[modern lintel]

cranial is better then rampage paired w wrath

[violet hornet]

amazes me that not one but two of my teammate would wake a dh in the same havoc 40

[visual compass]

You can use either or, I like them both and use them equally.

[drowsy steppe]

this is what I run on my relic. Havoc or not I just like the extra cleave more and not being pigeonholed to activate it to clear

[violet hornet]

you'd think people in a 40 would have enough experience they'd know how to avoid that but nah

[visual compass]

Rn I'm taking rampage for the extra stagger power instead of cranial

[modern lintel]

you already stagger ragers on charged heavy w out rampage

[cinder roost]

https://tenor.com/view/john-hamm-sure-okay-yeah-mmkay-gif-4356203

[hearty nebula]

you know whats better than stagger? fucking killing them

[visual compass]

I mean on light attacks

Killing them safely is better

[grizzled aspen]

Don't do that.

[visual compass]

Sure you can do that with skill but why not just make it stupid easy.

[drowsy steppe]

again bannable exploit

[grizzled aspen]

There is a large chance that if you are reported for crushing bosses in doors that you will be banned for that.

[visual compass]

Everyone in H40 does it idk what you want

[grizzled aspen]

I remember having an argument with someone and they asked "well what if it was by accident?" There are no accidents when it comes to boss squishing.

[visual compass]

Je ne sais pas

[sterile stone]

I disagree

[grizzled aspen]

No they don't lmao, if the people you are playing with are doing that then they are committing exploitation and they should probably stop doing that.

[visual compass]

It's certainly been around a while as an exploit lmao

[opal star]

tbf it's a H40 burgle
mf deserved it

[grizzled aspen]

That'd be because it can't be fixed.

[sterile stone]

I've had a boss get killed by the automatically closing doors as my team mostly died and the last guy alive just sprinted to the air lock without even looking at the damn thing.

[clever swan]

"no one has ever closed a door on a boss without knowing"

[visual compass]

Call that a feature

[sterile stone]

That's how we even found out the airlock doors could even kill a boss

[plucky gate]

i've done it by accident

[grizzled aspen]

That's different, airlocks are automatic. To crush a boss with a door using a switch the player operates is absolutely an exploit.

[opal star]

the strongest weapon the faithful has against the heretics:🚪

[visual compass]

But no I do get your argument, but if it's an issue they want to address then they should fix the issue, not keep enabling people to exploit it.

[plucky gate]

i figured out by accident when i was trying to reroute a burgle

[cinder roost]

if they can make it so we can swing weapons and hit people through walls, they can make it so doors dont kill bosses, you're delusion if you believe otherwise

[grizzled aspen]

I vaguely remember you being a psyker chat creature.

[visual compass]

And if they can't fix it as you say then remove the doors lol

[frosty herald]

Is this m1 macro spam in havoc?

[clever swan]

they probably can but that doesnt really uhhhh relate

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly. I'd be down to remove switchable doors.

[cinder roost]

im in every chat bruh, i have high levels of every class

[visual compass]

But no one should be getting banned for exploiting something as silly as the crushing power of the God Emperor's doors.

[grizzled aspen]

Then don't do it and you have nothing to worry about. :)

[visual compass]

It's been a bug long enough for FS to take note and fix

[plucky gate]

If they can make a door not kill me, they can make the door not kill the boss

[copper hawk]

Ive mby killed a boss twice w a door

[cinder roost]

its odd to me how bosses are the only mob effected by this "exploit", considering you can close them on any mob but bosses and it wont kill them

[grizzled aspen]

Yes but I'm referring to especially horrendous takes being in psyker chat.

[copper hawk]

Ban people for this exploit OR fix their frogshit game.. ur choice Swedish developer..

[modern lintel]

pants on fire mr

[visual compass]

Naur doing 100k dps for timing a door crush on a boss saves too much valuable resource in H40 to not do it while it's a thing.

[grizzled aspen]

That's due to a pathing bug and their hitbox being too large for the door.

[frosty herald]

Ubisoft would ban you for accidentally door killing a boss

[copper hawk]

I spam door on bosses and normal enemies alike 2 fuck w their pathing the same way i jump on top of boxes on poxhound waves if this is exploiting idk what 2 tell u

[visual compass]

If someone from FS says "Hey don't do this" I won't but other than that 🤷‍♂️

[grizzled aspen]

The game says "where do I path" and it makes the boss ai kill itself because there's nowhere for it to go.

[clever swan]

yeah if you're a real darktider you're already closing doors sometimes especially when you hear those bastard ragers coming

[plucky gate]

but pretty much every mob is bigger than a door
Doors are thin

The mobs will just open the door
Make bosses do that too

[modern lintel]

ur ban will be issued momentarily sorry for your wait

[frosty herald]

No one is going to try to intentionally doorkill cause its pretty finnicky to even work

[copper hawk]

Yo mama certainly bigger than the door.. NYAHAHAHHAUEHHDIAHABALownlfixja wizw woofgh..

[stone fern]

there is no way in hell door kills are bannable its been a feature since vt2

[opal star]

I'm surprised bosses can't just.. like.. break toggle doors

[grizzled aspen]

Bosses already open the door, they just don't do that if you close them on top of their hitbox.

[visual compass]

My favorite is sitting in spots the A.I. can't path to so they just hit the fent stance

[rocky nacelle]

yo mama so big saturn said excuse me

[sullen forge]

If it’s done on purpose it’s a bannable offense tragically

[visual compass]

Source pls

[stone fern]

i straight up dont believe you

[copper hawk]

[clever swan]

that's kinda insane? like why would they ban for such a thing?

[tidal berry]

wait door cheese is bannable?

[sullen forge]

Ermmm Jupiter is bigger….

[plush estuary]

unlike in VT where you ledge every boss possible

[visual compass]

Not trying to be a smartass genuinely wondering

[stone fern]

🤓 uhh thats bannable

[frosty herald]

Gale your smoking that butanese shadow pack again

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[naive stirrup]

cringe

[sullen forge]

I gotta dig for it, I’ll drop it in here when I find it but I’ve seen countless folk either gaslight the shit out of everyone or actually have proof

[stone fern]

man i swear to god mercantile end even has like 5 still active cheese spots

[copper hawk]

Maybe i should redownload rust..

[sullen forge]

That evil pack smoking kush straight from the Himalayas, dark evil pack

[naive stirrup]

do not redownload rust

[visual compass]

Cuz if FS said pls don't I won't anymore, but I'm not gonna take the word of discord-goers, no offense.

[frosty herald]

Do not.

[modern lintel]

rust is actual cbt

[plucky gate]

It was an accident when i did it first time. I just wanted to slow it down
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1065757726833127424/doorCheese.mp4?ex=67916f3a&is=67901dba&hm=d331f89d9b142e5c57d858fb42ffa189a37e67daed7852ca61150fc47182ca43&

[opal star]

do you hate yourself

[naive stirrup]

correct

[clever swan]

my favorite part about rust is how if you go to sleep your entire home and all your progress is lost :)

[modern lintel]

say ur goodbyes fatsahrt is striking you down momentarily

[plucky gate]

The clip is super old. None of us knew it would die from that
Also fuck the embed thing

[opal star]

playing multiplayer rust is INSANE

[clever swan]

do people play singleplayer rust?

[visual compass]

Ngl how I feel about survival games in general now, I hate feeling like all my work could just go poof

[frosty herald]

You play rust if you want to see the gems of humanity

[opal star]

well that's the thing
you're either bored as shit playing singleplayer rust or you're about to blow your brains out getting wiped for the 590391390130th time on multiplayer rust

[sullen forge]

scum of humanity

[opal star]

godforbid you have to sleep or go to your job

[copper hawk]

https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=d26QbmOHK_cGqrKz but this video is so funny i wanna play rust !!!

[winged aspen]

God forbid you consider playing rust

[clever swan]

rust is a game where it's very very interesting in theory

[frosty herald]

FUCK YOU

[copper hawk]

I love this no embed thing,,

[clever swan]

but actually playing rust is a new lifestyle. you cannot log out. you must consume the rust slop

[sullen forge]

I’m so excited to play rust surely no one will ruin the experience!

The Slavic teenager with the arsenal of unbound racial slurs:

[normal wren]

last time I closed the door on a boss it just phased through it, and a crusher swung through it 0/10

[frosty herald]

Boutta learn a whole new language in 7 minutes

[clever swan]

ark is a bit more interesting imo cuz it has more to do and has a more alive world

dayz is more like rust, though, and is also better

[misty mason]

Man

Wait a timer? What did you degens do

[clever swan]

pin

definitely not my fault

[plucky gate]

Doors have such a long delay it's kinda annoying to time them
The only reason it even happened to me was cause i was trying to block it off but it was I too late

[frosty herald]

Do not.

[plucky gate]

I've tried it intentionally a couple times and failed those

[normal wren]

never intentially tried to door

[misty mason]

Wild. I go away for like a week and the place goes to hell

[winged aspen]

Dumbest thing i heard from a Darktide youtuber was that the damage stat is completely negligible and you can ignore it

[frosty herald]

I know exactly who

[plush estuary]

sorry, my bad. Was me

[winged aspen]

No one can beat me when im super 17

[clever swan]

who the fuck needs damage

[plucky gate]

should dump damage to keep mobility high so you can stealth speedrun the mission

[frosty herald]

(Its tanner)

[clever swan]

damage is sorta a crutch if you think about it. in fact, it might be the most foundational crutch of all.

[misty mason]

It wasn't even one of our usual mods lol

[sullen forge]

Test tube baby himself

[copper hawk]

Ghost of tanner past..

[clever swan]

dis is the logical conclusion of the "git gud" philosophy

[modern lintel]

who needs dmg when i can just stealth speedrun the entire map smh

[copper hawk]

Yah well deez nuts. flip u mother flipper

[misty mason]

Grounded

[copper hawk]

GLOOP on U lil man ur a MOTH !!

[plucky gate]

the best way to play is to find a 0% damage grey weapon and play with no talents no curios to prove you don't need crutches

[misty mason]

TWO weeks grounded

[sterile stone]

Someone's done a hav 40 with greys

[copper hawk]

Dorn and cole

[modern lintel]

iv also done greys w them once

[frosty herald]

Dorn cole reginald and someone else

[sterile stone]

Tin?

[copper hawk]

I 4got about noobnoob..

[modern lintel]

when we did it was w some guy named a.a i dont think theyre here tho

[spare talon]

We didn't do one with reginald

[sterile stone]

Not existing here is arguably the smartest decision

[opal star]

no talents, all 0% grey weapon
man fuck that how about no account run
no darktide run
no computer run

[frosty herald]

Smh

[spare talon]

We did one with tintin, one with cole and a.a with no mods, and another one I don't remember but with no mods

[sterile stone]

We should post Yams on a 7 day ban for posting false info

[stone fern]

if you cant play darktide in your head ur not a real tider

[clever swan]

having >1 fps is a crutch. having color vision? having >100p?

[opal star]

darktide but you have to draw every individual frame yourself in a flipbook

[spare talon]

No talents is impossible
You get no additional base toughness nodes
And the toughness reduction is a base reduction
Even with max curios you're still at 8 max toughness

[sterile stone]

Darktide, but every new area you enter is a random modifier applied

[opal star]

except tox gas right

[sterile stone]

[frosty herald]

Only a coward would say its impossible

[opal star]

chat we're gonna have to kill this fella

[spare talon]

Ok then go do it

[frosty herald]

I uhhhhhhhh got to go to bed

[modern lintel]

ill destroy u yam

[clever swan]

just imagine how many times you'd have to hit a crusher in the head for it to die with no talents, grey weapons

[sterile stone]

DS4

[modern lintel]

not as many as youd think

[stone fern]

ds4 no nothing is like what 600?

[clever swan]

i guess i can go figure it out right now lol

[sterile stone]

[modern lintel]

psword,relic,dueling sword,ogryn and veg fold shovels all could do it p fast off the top of my head

[stone fern]

"222 - 726"
wtf is this why does the website show a range?

[frosty herald]

Force cole to do oil rig with the pepperball gun taser only

[sterile stone]

Holy shit I forgot folding shovels were a thing

[stone fern]

oh wait max/min damage?

[modern lintel]

everyone does

[clever swan]

with a grey DS 4 with 35 damage 53 finesse, no talents, im doing 412 damage to a crusher head

[sterile stone]

Guessing max damage is if you spork them in the eye

[clever terrace]

or once with a door

[stone fern]

so for a godrolled ds4 762

[modern lintel]

u can still refine grey weapons fun fact

[stone fern]

no it shows a range for the same heavy for the same catagory weakspot/crit etc. i think the range is based on the range of the damage stat

[sterile stone]

Mans just found the loop hole

[clever swan]

could totally empower them. kinda goes against the spirit of the grey weapon challenge tho

[frozen kernel]

Power 500 Shredder

[hearty nebula]

lol

[frozen kernel]

Dumpstat stopping power

On a completely different note something I noticed last night is that I have almost all of the blue map titles except the torrent one because of the damn jail cell skull lol

[sterile stone]

Still waiting on my las shotgun

[placid fiber]

okay, but, hear me out... a melta shotgun

[frozen kernel]

Trident in Darktide?

[modern lintel]

if we get a las shotgun b4 hotshot ill kill myself

[sterile stone]

Going by SM2 logic, a melta technically is a shotgun

[tame sluice]

monkeys paw, hotshot lasgun is added as shotgun

[frozen kernel]

I do feel bad. Veteran is due for a new toy even if they have the biggest toybox

[sterile stone]

If they make it like the fallout 76 pepper shaker, it'd be busted. A lmg like shotgun would go hard tho

[placid fiber]

Okay, but, what if plasma shotgun?

[modern lintel]

dont think those exist

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say if anyone had plasma shotguns, it'd be the necrons maaaaybe.

[clever swan]

that one......i still dont know how that one works, nor do i have it

[grizzled aspen]

Bro, what?

[stone fern]

sorry i dont know the damage of grey weapons by heart

[grizzled aspen]

I dont either but gray weapons just means no perks no blessings, you can still use a max stat ds4.

[drifting wolf]

you will be reprimanded for failure to do so

[sterile stone]

The commisariate will hear of these transgressions.

[modern lintel]

they dont do plasma they do some proprietary alien mumbo jumbo

[grizzled aspen]

Gauss flayers.

[drifting wolf]

arent some necron weapons just radioactive shit

[clever swan]

eh, cant blame him for thinking that the grey weapon challenge would entail using non 500 power level grey weapons

[grizzled aspen]

They take you apart at the atomic level.

[placid fiber]

Sounds fun

[sterile stone]

Waiting on the day we get a battlefield esque war hammer themed game

[modern lintel]

votann are actually the biggest users of plasma if anyone would have it itd be them

[sterile stone]

Votann are technically Imperium ain't they?

[grizzled aspen]

What the heck are Votann?

[modern lintel]

kinda not kinda theyre just tolerated and traded with

[cinder roost]

dwarves

[sterile stone]

High tech dwarves with shit from before the imperium went to shit

[cinder roost]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Leagues_of_Votann

[delicate shadow]

the monkey's paw curls and you get 2042k

[placid fiber]

Man... dwarves have all the cool tech shit...

[grizzled aspen]

So... sanctioned abhumans?

[modern lintel]

but if an inquisitor or some higher power person withing the imperium ever told a votann what to do theyd more the likely tell them to fuck off

[sterile stone]

I will violently vibrate out of anger like a cicada

[cinder roost]

yep

[sterile stone]

Can you really classify them as abhumans if they're just humans but tiny?

[modern lintel]

that run their own sort of city state section of space right in the middle of the galaxy

[obsidian prairie]

Nope

They are functionally separate from the imperium and ruled by AI which is a big no no

[sterile stone]

Wait, hold the hell on. If Votan has still high tech shit, why doesn't the mechanicus/ Imperium just make peace with them to mass produce their guns

[modern lintel]

they keep it secret

[cinder roost]

They were almost wiped out and mostly stick to the core of the galaxy

[placid fiber]

The Leagues of Votann are the collective confederations of the species of squat but powerfully-built Abhuman clones who refer to themselves as the "Kin."

The Kin vary in their classification by the Imperium between a sanctioned Abhuman sub-species of Humanity or a xenos species.

That's what this wiki says anyway lol

[modern lintel]

theyre also what many to assume are the descendants of what the lore calls "men of stone "

[grizzled aspen]

This sounds like they are too much of a hassle to kill off so the Imperium just doesn't kill them.

[sterile stone]

So you mean to tell me, fucking dwarves are just hogging potentially god tier armor that could be mass produced for specialized infantry, probably leagues better than what the imperium has

[modern lintel]

yes and ai demi gods

[cinder roost]

That are breaking down.

[obsidian prairie]

The Imperium doesn't like them

[sterile stone]

[cinder roost]

And they they have been used to rebuild entire imperial worlds and help stabilze them.

[frozen kernel]

Someone stays in the control panel room while someone backtracks and starts reading symbols. It’s so involved and you can’t get back up so if you goof it, it’s not really worth sticking around for PITA

[modern lintel]

this just in argus discovers the most openly known secret in warhammer lore

[sterile stone]

We toss the dwarves into the air lock and steal their tech

[modern lintel]

it happens but theyll more then likely be back for it

[frozen kernel]

What we want: Verdun but 40k

What we’d get: Mass Effect 3 MP monetization

[sterile stone]

My question is this right, how easily can Votann weapons fuck up a space marine?

[modern lintel]

how the imperium has power weapons the votann also has plasma melee which do basically the same thing but look cooler

[placid fiber]

Probably very easily, if they use more advanced weapons >.>

[frozen kernel]

If they religiously use plasma then I’d assume pretty handily if they get the drop on them

[modern lintel]

big hurty

but the votann dont really care for anything theyre perfectly fine sitting in the middle of the galaxy doing fuck all untill someone fucks with them or one of the ai that leads then eventually breaks down

[frozen kernel]

40k power scaling is hilarious because like…regular conventional arms as we know them almost don’t do shit to an astartes, but simultaneously the types of enemies that exist in 40k can delete space marines almost as handily as guardsmen so it barely matters

It just makes you pity regular humans

[modern lintel]

also fun fact the reason their ai breaks down is cause they feed the ai all theyre dead species thoughts and knowledge and after 15ish thousand years theyv started to go a little crazy

[placid fiber]

RPG? The astartes just shrugs it off

[frozen kernel]

Like watching what a regular Necron grunt’s rifle can do to a space marine…vs a Kantrael las…vs a regular modern 5.56/7.62 rifle

It’s just not fair

[sterile stone]

Wait...wouldn't these guys be in posession of a bunch of STCs then?

[modern lintel]

as a matter of fact yes

[sterile stone]

Especially moreso since they've had shit from during the times the Imperium was more united

[frozen kernel]

If you had an AK and thought you had a chance, hopefully your biomass will be recovered and repurposed

[placid fiber]

our modern assault rifles probably wouldn't even scratch the armor lol

[sterile stone]

Looking at a image of one of them, it looks like their armor resembles Tau armor, but the plasma pistol the little fella is holding looks alot...cleaner?

[frozen kernel]

It’d be like an airsoft bb hitting level 4 plates

[sterile stone]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/a/a9/LeaguesofVotannSquat.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220402180204

[modern lintel]

depleted uranium discarding sabot .308 might have a word potentially

[hard nexus]

only really if it was to a joint in the armor

this slow mode is going to make me explode

[frozen kernel]

I’ve found editing your messages and tagging people can get a hasty reply out if you need to go for something abruptly

Helldivers chat tricks

[modern lintel]

found an arma reforger server named 'road to bakhmut' uh oh

[plush estuary]

@rocky nacelle we have a spot for VT if you are playing

[drowsy steppe]

Ive not instance of someone getting banned but its been told here that it is

[stone fern]

🚬 thats a myth

[drowsy steppe]

we need proof. Clad get yourself banned over it

[rocky nacelle]

in a stack with some friends playing something else rn

[hard nexus]

(it’s league and he’s embarrassed of it)

[rocky nacelle]

the LGBT continue to slander me sigh

[normal wren]

maybe archivum sycorax speedrunning

[stone fern]

meow meow meow oorah

[silver stag]

Damn, this place still slowmoded?

[clever swan]

one day we will be free of our shackles...and the ferrets will run free...

[drowsy steppe]

its peaceful. Comforting

[sterile stone]

It's unironically better like this for now, it keeps the degens in check. For now.

[clever swan]

we were a fun loving community....now we are paranoid of our neighbors, looking to report the slightest transgression...

[sterile stone]

We are the USSR

[drowsy steppe]

crashout of 2025. This is going into the history books

[sterile stone]

This damn discord has gone through so many story arcs it could rival one piece

[frozen kernel]

Dark Souls 2 pursuer skip

[rocky nacelle]

it cant

[median steeple]

you say this like you aren't part degen little bro

[frozen kernel]

To be fair, this is the same justification some Psykers tried to hide behind when using M1 EK spam macro. I think the door thing is silly tho

“It was allowed in VT2” as if the macros for BLOCKING WHILE TYPING are anything similar

[copper hawk]

Block when typing was default in vt2

[drowsy steppe]

it wasnt a feature in VT2 until FS made it into the game iirc

[grizzled aspen]

Red scare moment.

[rocky nacelle]

yo MAMA was default 2 phat.

[spare talon]

Speedrunning doesn't count

[normal wren]

why not?

would actually have to work for it with no talents

[copper hawk]

Argus on duh high horse brushin shoulderz w Queen and Ancient.. oh the pawrony..

[spare talon]

Fundamentally breaks spawns and you're not really playing the game af that point
I've already "soloed" h40 in one try with a knife and no stealth because of how fucked the spawns get

[copper hawk]

All in duh mud.. every1.. even cole.. but some muddier than otherz :3

[spare talon]

I mean actually clearing rooms, playing normally
Not running past everything

[normal wren]

but did you only have 1 charge of fotf?

[spare talon]

You're missing the point
I'm talking about the fact that the spawns get so broken that it doesn't matter what you have, as long as you have a knife you can outpace any existing spawns and nothing new will ever spawn

[normal wren]

ah fair point, still the only way I can see it done

with 0 talents at least

[copper hawk]

There should be a thing like the gutter runner's stash from back 2 ubersreik but it activates if someone runs 2 far ahead and spawns a shit ton of hounds or trappers

[spare talon]

I "soloed" h40 with 1/10th of my own personal damage in a normal h40
And that's just cuz I turned around and used my flamer 2 times

[copper hawk]

Every time i played that map id always trigger it too i need 2 redownload vt2 2 troll ppl now that they just got it

[spare talon]

If I didn't do that, I'd have maybe 10k damage from the enemies I hit by accident with sprint heavies
I wouldn't put that kind of run on the same level as actually doing the mission
It took 13 minutes

[copper hawk]

Cuz i am EPIL and FUCKED UPPE

[drifting wolf]

evil bastard alert

[rocky nacelle]

smal and needs 2 eat more like..

[spare talon]

ainz did this to me yesterday

i have a clip of me literally almost completely dying because by the time im standing up, another one has hit me
for 10+ seconds straight

[delicate shadow]

those really aren't a thing in VT2 lol

[misty mason]

Who's Uppe?

[delicate shadow]

there's like 1 map where you can drop a gate on a monster's head and it's a feature of a map event

cliffing is absolutely a thing though

[grizzled aspen]

Ledging a boss is fine anyway, stagger is an intended mechanic, after all.

[plucky gate]

honestly just get rid of doors at this point

[frozen kernel]

No guys we gotta dragonrider skip the plogryn during the first Gloriana segment

[median steeple]

I keep seeing people say door kills are bannable but like can you post the official fatshark stance instead of just saying random shit please

[plucky gate]

I don't know why interactable doors exist aside from just using them to troll teammates

[grizzled aspen]

What's with you and referencing ds2 all of a sudden? You did it earlier with the pursuer skip as well.

[frozen kernel]

I was very on the fence about mods because well…multiplayer game.

I found the official message on the forums where they straight up said “So long as it doesn’t do X, Y, or Z then you’re fine to use whatever you’d like” and it put my mind at ease

[plucky gate]

yeah i wonder if anyone here has ever even heard from someone who's gotten banned
Hearing from a guy who got told from a guy who got told from a guy who got told from a guy, doesn't count

[frozen kernel]

No idea. It’s subconscious. Maybe I just want to play SOTFS again

[clever swan]

imagine you're like "haha look at this guys, my friend showed me how you can kill a boss in one hit" closes door on the boss and kills it

and then you get permabanned. 1 game ban on record on steam. it's over, gotta rebuy the game.

[frozen kernel]

Maybe the slowdown reminds me of the slog that was the Slop of Amana

[plucky gate]

You'd think more people would complain about getting banned if it actually happened

[median steeple]

like I don't think it's an exploit since why the fuck can the doors kill things in the first place?

[clever swan]

they might fall out of the map and be auto-killed

[frozen kernel]

Most things people get banned for are severe enough that they know what they did to get there. If they were more innocuous like banning people for closing doors then methinks you’d see a lot more forum posts asking about ban appeals

[median steeple]

until FS says something officially there is no need to worry

[hearty nebula]

yea cuz like

[frozen kernel]

Mutants literally throw us into different parts of the map. Punishing players for the game being silly would be silly

[clever swan]

i wonder if they banned the dude who called me a (racial slur) lover. i guess ill never know cuz they dont tell

[hearty nebula]

like from the discord or ingame? ingame they'd never tell you if they banned a game account since it's technically customer information
if it's discord, you can literally just ask

[pale spindle]

what happened?

[clever swan]

ingame

[hearty nebula]

yeah you'd never find out ingame bans, it probably goes against policy. or at least, that's usually how it goes

[clever swan]

"I played an auric 4 and got EBT-Enjoyer, BBC-Enjoyer, and CBT-Enjoyer as teammates. I told them (after the game ended) I expected them to do poorly because of their names being gimmicks (but that they did good actually) and they threw slurs at me lmao."

[tidal berry]

lmao

[median steeple]

this is wrong tho? most other games will say if your report got someone banned (unless me me stupid and can't get the intent of the message)

[clever swan]

a good amount of games do tell you if you were successful. might encourage reporting if you felt like your reports got something done

[hearty nebula]

mmo's (ffxiv, wow, etc) are usually the exception to this rule

[tidal berry]

Speaking at all on voice has a 50/50 chance to net me the f slur

[hearty nebula]

Sometimes I think it's a blessing I haven't done voice training yet for this exact reason lmao

[clever swan]

i have never had that problem

[median steeple]

not even MMOs, League, Marvel rivals, overwatch like a bunch of games from different genres do it

[hearty nebula]

MMOs are just the one I've got experience with

[tidal berry]

I'll know its a pass when I just get mysogyny instead

[hearty nebula]

[spare talon]

SCREAMING BELL MENTIONED !!!!!

[hearty nebula]

How do u think they get the screaming into the bell

[drowsy steppe]

Chaos Waste is more fun

[grizzled aspen]

Five. Hundred. Chorus zealouts.

[silver stag]

So this is how liberty dies

[hearty nebula]

Apparently I didn't have up close & personal penance

[ebon bobcat]

Incredible that zealot chat got slowed down

[livid rampart]

Canon zealot behavior

[hearty nebula]

not surprising though. bound to happen :(

[ebon bobcat]

Exactly

[wanton fossil]

Pulled out the child leashes

[livid rampart]

When you trapper the zealot chat

[grizzled aspen]

It won't last.

[atomic fjord]

They took our joy

[wanton fossil]

“Aren’t you something special” huehuehue

[ebon bobcat]

Its for your own good

[red thunder]

This reminds me of when WoW trade chat was put into slow mode after cataclysm came out…good lord I’m old

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[drowsy steppe]

we've reached gen chat levels of chat restriction

[wanton fossil]

Imagine if I were to make another cursed meta-redefining build now

[sterile stone]

Something like that

[atomic fjord]

Fat shark if you unslowmode zealot chat I will take you out to a romantic candlelit dinner, slowly walk through a park together give you a bouquet of flowers I bought to match your eyes sip on wine then take you back to my place strip you in my bed and force you to watch a two hour power point on how vostroyans should be the next rotation

[red thunder]

New vostroyan models when??

[rocky nacelle]

and in return they wont update the game for 6 months get owned stupid bitch

[livid rampart]

If you unslowmode zealot chat I’ll stop telling people that Rannick and Swagger are secretly married

[atomic fjord]

Jokes on you I worship slaneesh call me a bitch again 🫦

[wanton fossil]

You liar

[livid rampart]

No no no I said secretly married.

Clearly they aren’t married but eloped

[vague depot]

You been telling me this five years before the chat even knew what slowdown was

[atomic fjord]

FATSHARK IF YOU DONT UNSLOW MODE CHAT IN THE NEZT 30 MINUTES IM DRAWING RANNICK PREGNANT

[vague depot]

Cease

[red thunder]

If you un-slow mode chat he’ll stop drawing femboy Rannick (don’t un-slow mode chat)

[atomic fjord]

I’m not joking whoever wants to see the final product respond to this message I’ll ping you in fanart

[livid rampart]

Holy shit for once it wasn’t me

[wanton fossil]

Y’know what, keep slow mode on for a while longer

[red thunder]

Yes

[livid rampart]

HEY DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH YOU CANT DRAW RANNICK WITHOUT DRAWING A FEMBOY

[misty mason]

oofers

[drowsy steppe]

1 minute

[livid rampart]

To not draw femboy rannick is to not draw rannick at all

[vague depot]

My entire face looks like I bit into a lemon and chewed

[atomic fjord]

If it ain’t gone by the time I’m done w work tomorrow not only will I draw rannick pregnant I’ll draw rannick and swagger as boyfriends characters kissing

[silver stag]

No more running ahead for them now

[misty mason]

Had a burster behind a stack of boxes, i look for it, can't see it and it jumps and travels around both corners to blow up in my face

[wanton fossil]

My hero

[ebon bobcat]

Aye, zealot accidents was reduced by 75%!

[atomic fjord]

Last call I’m getting started rn

[red thunder]

Show me

[livid rampart]

If the chat isn’t unslowed in 10 min I’ll write and draw Rannick in a toxic messy relationship with a reject that results in cigarettes being put out on their thigh send tweet

[atomic fjord]

Just got done sharpening my pencil

[misty mason]

Sharpening your pencil sounds like a euphemism

[atomic fjord]

I’m getting out my fancy pens too, I’m putting effort in

[atomic fjord]

@misty mason I’m drawing rannick pregnant in protest for the slow mode

[opal star]

just draw the pic bro

[wanton fossil]

If my response wasn’t clear, I wish to see the result

[misty mason]

In protest?

[livid rampart]

Opening up Procreate now.

[red thunder]

Does this reject have an uncanny resemblance to a certain elf Druid? Surely he’s been through enough today

[opal star]

drawing rannick pregnant
opening procreate

[vague depot]

Looming dread

[misty mason]

Sounds like in support

[lunar fable]

@rocky nacelle https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998301832466141306/1331449248171950216/Path_of_Exile_2025.01.21_-_21.20.40.07.DVR_-_Trim.mp4?ex=6791a83d&is=679056bd&hm=a6bd5b99716d78703f8ee566f2ca2d010325269a4eca20c772a51674e4a4231c& remade my warrior and i'm doing even more damage now (people said warrior was shit)

[livid rampart]

Im not the one drawing him pregnant that’s @atomic fjord

[misty mason]

🫵 🧑‍🦲

[atomic fjord]

Guys should I give rannick booba y/n

[vague depot]

No

[red thunder]

Top surgery scars

[livid rampart]

No an uncanny resemblance to a specific loose cannon that keeps talking about stealing a cruiser under Rannick’s nose

[hearty nebula]

real

[vague depot]

Allah strike these inhuman sinners down im begging you 🙏🙏🤲🤲

[livid rampart]

Top scars or follow the ways of booba given i made the boob meme with him

[vague depot]

THE WHAT

[sterile stone]

@sullen forge Just cashed in a $16k bounty off some random guy fighting the down guards, easiest payday ever

[wanton fossil]

#darktide-fan-art message

[red thunder]

Uh oh

[vague depot]

DONT FUCKING LINK IT 👻👻🫨👾

[drowsy steppe]

HAHAHAHHA

[wanton fossil]

YOU ASKED

[atomic fjord]

Alright I’ll be back in half an hour w pregnant rannick

[vague depot]

I LCJIDKNKEDNJR FHDING TO REPJY FOOT IT MY EYESJDN FICIKK FUCKI FLC

[hearty nebula]

😭 two smykers in my party rn

[atomic fjord]

If there’s no slow mode gone by tomorrow I’ll make wolfer the father fat fish you better comply istg

[misty mason]

🫃

[sullen forge]

On Kenshi?

[sterile stone]

Mhm

[wanton fossil]

I know, lil bro’s art is incredible. I can understand if your eyes are having a hard time comprehending

[sullen forge]

literally the 1 in 1 million chance and you cashed in

[sterile stone]

Desert diver, it's a mod I installed that adds squads of these guys in the end game zones, and for some reason, one of them traveled to Okran's shield

[livid rampart]

• zealot chat goes on CD

• zealot chat threatens the discord by making gay rannick fanart if not undone in x amount of time

• zealot chat does it anyways before time is up

[misty mason]

Cant wait for Kenshi 2 in 2055

[sterile stone]

Dude nearly killed 10 guards by himself

[fleet zealot]

someone should probably snitch on it but i frankly don't care at this point

[vague depot]

Your entire friend group is my eternal damnation

[stoic bane]

Anybody wanna do Just A Flesh Wound?

[wanton fossil]

Oh this is just the start

[sterile stone]

The best part is, bro isn't even a normally hostile enemy, these guys are glorified end game roaming dungeon explorers that sell stuff from end game areas.

[vague depot]

I saw the tongue and almost dropped my phone on the soft carpeted floor but luckily my reflexes kicked in and I slapped it into the wall AND NOW THE SFREEN PROTECTER IS SHATTERED

[atomic fjord]

Last question for yall, pregnant rannick belly out or belly in the coat

[sterile stone]

So I stole what was in his backpack then turned in his bounty

[red thunder]

Belly out

[wanton fossil]

Coat unbuttoned with his belly showing

[vague depot]

DONT PUT THISE IMAGES IN MY HEAD

[misty mason]

Boy got so flustered by sexy rannick that he broke his phone

[atomic fjord]

Kk will do

[vague depot]

Who are you and why are you doing this to me

[misty mason]

🪞

[atomic fjord]

As a warning I’m lowkey a bit high rn so this might not be great

[vague depot]

I’m gonna get rabies

[fleet zealot]

you are walking right into a ban lol

wardens banned mpreg and every kind of preg

[clever swan]

[red thunder]

That explains it

[clever swan]

what about fish preg?

[misty mason]

Really?

[red thunder]

What a legendary way to get banned lol

[gray ice]

Hey look I came back and immediately saw the word mpreg again. I pray to Allah for the death of all

[vague depot]

Do not encourage server martyrdom bro I swear to god

[fleet zealot]

yes lmao

[sterile stone]

You already know this is a cesspit of degeneracy, this ain't nothing new

[red thunder]

I hear that pairs well with shroud field

[clever swan]

[vague depot]

UOUUUSUUOYTTYYYUOOO

[median steeple]

stupid ahhh fish

[wanton fossil]

Do not make me

[gray ice]

This is my least favorite zelchat era, I will be gone again like my father soon

[fleet zealot]

wardens want us to snitch but as since i find this a stupid solution, I won't

[clever swan]

is the fish pregnant or is the fish simply american? hard to tell

[sterile stone]

Mans gonna jump ship and let the Titanic sink, that cold

[misty mason]

I see no suggestion that mpreg is banned

[red thunder]

Share it again

[atomic fjord]

Guys

[clever swan]

#zealot-class message

#zealot-class message

🤓 ☝️

[gray ice]

Read pinned message. Nsfw conduct in general, it's not something that should be brought up.

[misty mason]

olol

[atomic fjord]

@lusty turtle hey man can I ask you a question?

[tepid dome]

Agreed. They should make a rule about it in the server if they dislike it so much. Anything can be seen as a fetish if you spam it by the same logic.

[atomic fjord]

IVE ALRRADY DRAWN THIS DAMN THING IM INKING IT RN THEY CANT TAKE IT FROM ME ITS A DAMN MEME AND ITS FUNNY

[median steeple]

god not this convo again

[red thunder]

@livid rampart be careful

[north sedge]

First they came for the embeds and i said nothing (because it's not a big deal just behave you weirdos)

[vague depot]

I’m going back to leveling my vet man I’m gonna peel my eyes out at this rate

[clever swan]

what is this hour 12 of zealot chat talking about this

[atomic fjord]

I’m the one drawing it dude lmfao I’m pinging a warden to ask if I’ll get banned

[gray ice]

This titanic is not worth saving

[fleet zealot]

gonna report anything remotely lgbt 😔

[red thunder]

I think he was too

[livid rampart]

I literally never post preg content

[vague depot]

YEAH?

[copper hawk]

FINALLY !!!!! I WAS ALWAYS REACTED W IT !!! GRAAAAAAAH I WIN !!! I SURVIVED !!!!!

[median steeple]

whole lot of people coming out of woodwork and acting all high and mighty after being weirdos for years straight, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

[atomic fjord]

I have a drawn rannick pregnant with wolfer as the father and I wanna know if I’m gonna get banned if I post it

[red thunder]

I MEAN YOU CAN’T BLAME ME FOR THINKING YOU MIGHT!!

[clever swan]

does it except only in imagination-space

[copper hawk]

Oooooh Aaaarguuuuus !

[sterile stone]

I'm not the one acting out a weird dog kink so idk what you mean bruv

[misty mason]

Well, no fetish content means no more anime, or sonic

[atomic fjord]

@unborn depot hi can I ask you a moderation question?

[livid rampart]

I have certain things I don’t draw or do because it’s uncomfortable for me to do it. I don’t care if others do it just not my vibe.

[copper hawk]

Me neither !! Tell ancient and queen i said hai :3

[unborn depot]

What's up?

[clever swan]

i just did an auric 4 and the damage received was the following

dude A: 5024
dude B: 3212 (afk when revived like 4 times lol)
me: 193

and i accidentally had a grey DS4

[sterile stone]

Will do

[median steeple]

It's not like you can even post it in this channel just DM the man if you want to share

[red thunder]

Fair, I get that

[atomic fjord]

Mind if I dm you it’s a bit long and there’s slow mode here

[copper hawk]

Do NOT !

[gray ice]

In terms of dirt I have no dirt. I will act high and mighty from a well earned place of uhhhh something

[grizzled aspen]

level 1k smiteker in my lobby
she is shit
Why am I not surprised?

[unborn depot]

Be my guest. Can't promise to have a perfect or satisfying answer, but I'll do my best

[median steeple]

shut up grub ( I HATE NOT HAVING GIFS RAAAAAAAAAAAH)

[copper hawk]

Jarvis, pull up the logs

[gray ice]

Jarvis drop the chandelier

[buoyant pecan]

What did yall do...

[copper hawk]

I need an MOA citation sticker

[gray ice]

It all started when zelchat was created.

It has been downhill since

[buoyant pecan]

It was a matter of time

[misty mason]

Its been downhill since they told off Yog for posting too many frogs

[grizzled aspen]

Auric board is shit rn, guess I'm waiting 8min.

[buoyant pecan]

Since the Veterans migrated here a long long long time ago

[sterile stone]

Bro never got told off, mans just got told to stop spamming and he chose to leave

[copper hawk]

Gaurlic Board

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-meme-citation-gif-6570042161544795067

[misty mason]

How could they do this to such a pure being

[copper hawk]

Yog was weird to moots ,, I didnt shed a tear ,,

[grizzled aspen]

It's either a good map with a shit modifier that I don't wanna play or its a shit map with a good modifier.

[sterile stone]

Oh buddy

[hearty nebula]

no idea what a yog is, but sounds annoying

[grizzled aspen]

Refinery delta? Decent map. Hunting grounds? Kms.

[atomic fjord]

GUYS BAD NEWS NO PREGNANT RANNICK I CANNOT POST IT BUT I CAN DM EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE IT WILL BE IN FANART

[buoyant pecan]

[hearty nebula]

I hope I get another lights out monstrous specialists. Was super fun last time I got it lol

[copper hawk]

I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT !!!! I DON !!!!

[gray ice]

This is why we will never have nice things

[vague depot]

Me neither

[grizzled aspen]

(Cica wants to see it very badly, dm it to him immediately)

[atomic fjord]

LMFooo

[hearty nebula]

pop me that shit homie i love a good hq shitpost

[copper hawk]

Im blocking you if you do

[sterile stone]

I really wanna know what some of y'alls relationships with y'alls parents are like for you to behave like this.

[clever swan]

[misty mason]

So this is how Zealot chat dies, not with a bang, but with a mpreg ban whimper

[hearty nebula]

estranged by choice

[vague depot]

I have a happy and healthy relationship with my parents and I visit them frequently over the holidays because we love and respect each other and I still don’t know how she peels kiwis

[red thunder]

Truly great art requires angst about one’s parents

[hearty nebula]

She uses a spoon

[grizzled aspen]

I love my parents. :P

[copper hawk]

Oh my god can we go FIVE MINUTES w/o mentionin it !!

[sterile stone]

Wait what...you're suppose to peel kiwis?

[vague depot]

No she literally uses the standard kitchen knife and evaporates the skin with almost no meat loss

[misty mason]

Ban anime avatars next

[hearty nebula]

only if we get to ban urs too

[red thunder]

No

[copper hawk]

Good thing my pfp not anime..

[livid rampart]

Were you biting into unpeeled kiwis

[sterile stone]

Nah like I thought you cut them like apples and eat them in slices

[atomic fjord]

it’s rannick pregnant with wolfer as the father

[tidal berry]

I bite birds yes

[misty mason]

why tho, mine is a nice duck guy

[hearty nebula]

im waiting

[copper hawk]

It's just brainrot . Alle brain rotte . All duh way down 2 the floor

[gray ice]

Same diff, think of em like oranges

[hearty nebula]

yea u would know cica.. .freak

[sterile stone]

I'ma be real chief, I don't see how people like pears.

[buoyant pecan]

Another Argus L take

[gray ice]

Cuz they're good???? The fuck

[hearty nebula]

pears are only good for one thing, and that's for making pear wine

[tidal berry]

coward, next you're gonna tell me you peel apples too

[misty mason]

Pear and almond tart, boyyyyyy so good

[sterile stone]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEARS ARE ASS

[buoyant pecan]

Argus you also eat only the bad parts of the chicken.

[atomic fjord]

ART TAKES TIME IM DOING EFFORT

[misty mason]

Some of them do kinda look like butts

[copper hawk]

Pears pair well w oranges appearently nyohohohoho

[gray ice]

Nah, get em outta here. We got a 2319

[tidal berry]

they kinda are mid...

[sterile stone]

Goofballs out here with sandpaper for taste buds I don't wanna hear it

[buoyant pecan]

Most uncultured mofo.
This what private schooling and two loving parents do to a mofo.

[copper hawk]

Taste pubs.. minor typo . Kill this man POSTHASTE !!!

[misty mason]

You sound like you only eat beige food

[gray ice]

Clarence out here

[sterile stone]

I've been known to dabble in those little African urchin fruit things

[misty mason]

Mother's chicken nuggies are not a complete meal args

[buoyant pecan]

He says he a gangster
His real name is Clarence.
And I bet Clarence still has both his parents
And his parents have a real nice marriage

[sterile stone]

I hope the next hurricane sends you to Guarma

[buoyant pecan]

[copper hawk]

Dance w the Devil by Immortal Technique..

[tidal berry]

whats a guarma

[sterile stone]

A place that doesn't exist

[copper hawk]

Nop it not im stipid kmsin right meow IT'S FROM 8 MILE IM WASHED !!!!

[misty mason]

Its the Budhist belief that negative actions accumulate and cause suffering

[buoyant pecan]

Its a place made up by John Jimmy Wilcox in 1932 when he worked for Sagon.

[tidal berry]

damn.. thats rough

[copper hawk]

Erm Buddhist*

[misty mason]

Oh nah I mean Budhist, the religion of Buds

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[sterile stone]

I mean it could be worse, you could have a coconut crab infestation in your home

[tidal berry]

will they tell me grapefruits are haram

[misty mason]

Grapefruit are awful, but they believe in letting you make your own mistakes

[sterile stone]

Aye grapefruits slap...

[buoyant pecan]

Grapes certainly are a fruit

[copper hawk]

Grapefruit SUCKS ! this is y ur one of my oppz .., i bet u like pomegranatez 2 noobe4brainz ..

[gray ice]

So you like grapefruits not pears

[delicate shadow]

what's this about not liking pears???

[sterile stone]

I'm surrounded by belligerents I swear

[buoyant pecan]

Vin do not try to understand. Simply accept that Argus is just from a different upbringing

[gray ice]

Argus' tongue was screwed on backward like shit

[delicate shadow]

ban reason: who tf doesn't like pears?

[vague depot]

I hate pears

[buoyant pecan]

The price of a loving family is...unnatural

[copper hawk]

They dont compear 2 other real fruits.. this discussion is fraught w dangerz and pearil ,, these pear fanz can pearly hold back their rage !!

[unborn depot]

I wouldnt even question it, personally

[sterile stone]

I can't believe I'm being assaulted by people with bad taste in fruits

[delicate shadow]

you're keeping the slow mode forever now

[tidal berry]

citrus is superior I'm sorry

[copper hawk]

Pearsonally* ,, noobe ,,

[vague depot]

We would go pear picking almost every Sunday as a kid and everytime I was forced to eat nothing but pears for like 7 hours straight and then when we went home I also had a “light snack” of 2 unpeeled pears eveyr day I lost my mind

[misty mason]

People who don't like pears only eat white bread with crust cut off

[delicate shadow]

I love all fruit

[gray ice]

Nah your opinion is completely invalid. Hit the showers

[delicate shadow]

nectarines my beloved

[unborn depot]

Can't believe I'd miss a pun... pearish the thought!

[misty mason]

Durian for dinner

[vague depot]

By god if I force fed your favorite food down your throat for almost half a day every week you would start to hate it too istg

[copper hawk]

Punbelievable . 2 the pundgeon w u . Ur reputation is unre-pear-able .

[buoyant pecan]

Impossible

[violet hornet]

don't threaten me with a good time

[sterile stone]

A hater til the end

[unborn depot]

With the quality of these puns, we make a real pear of delinquents

[vague depot]

I

[misty mason]

Disappear

[unborn depot]

Hey hey, pear down the insults! No need to pear me apart like that

[copper hawk]

2s a compearny.. 3s a pear-ty !?

[unborn depot]

This is becoming rather pearnful

[obsidian prairie]

If there is any hope in this world everyone involved in this will pearish

[copper hawk]

https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=d26QbmOHK_cGqrKz check out this automatic pear peeler it's rlly cool

[misty mason]

Dont forget to smile and show everyone those pearly whites

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

No embeds has been very kind to the rick roll 2day

[clever swan]

must resist urge...to post....chinese cosplay rick roll...

posting such a thing may make the males in chat peargnant

[copper hawk]

I AM GOING TO KILL U !!!

[grizzled aspen]

Go ahead.

[delicate shadow]

some of y'all are missing out on the glorious fruits of our earth and it shows

scurvy upon ye

[obsidian prairie]

I just live in the land of good apples

[grizzled aspen]

Nah, vegetable beef soup will deliver me unto salvation.

[delicate shadow]

both are good!

[drowsy steppe]

the divergent

[misty mason]

Youre from New Zealand too?

[obsidian prairie]

No, american definition of good apples

[clever swan]

when i was like 8-10 i tried a pear and really liked it. ever since i havent liked a pear the same.

ive been chasing the pear dragon for my whole life....it does not appear that i will ever appea(r)se my dream

[misty mason]

Youre from the Pacific Garbage Patch?

[fleet zealot]

pears are mid cheap filler fruit

[gray ice]

Yes mods this one please

[delicate shadow]

what I'm learning here is that American fruit sucks

[obsidian prairie]

Basically
I mean, I have no reference for comparison, but I'm going to assume you are right

[fleet zealot]

we got strawberries and huckelberries here

[copper hawk]

We'll turn u into the 52nd state noob

[misty mason]

The only American fruit is corn

[gray ice]

What I'm learning here is that we still got people with toddler tastebuds

Corpse starch upon ye

[copper hawk]

(Canada is the 51st)

[fleet zealot]

don't bring around none of them weak pears round these parts. oh and we got raspberries

What's wrong pear boy, afraid you might taste something hands you a strawberry

[storm elm]

Tomatoes

[delicate shadow]

enjoy deploying to nunavut

[clever swan]

tomatoes are too healthy for americans

[atomic fjord]

@hearty nebula @red thunder @wanton fossil just got done inking it now

[grizzled aspen]

Canada will likely be the 51st-59th if it gets annexed lmao. Woe, gerrymandering be upon ye.

[hearty nebula]

[copper hawk]

60% of all of my home state's water is owned by 2 billionaires,, 2 grow wine grapes and almonds ,, THAT WE EXPORT !! curse fruit..

[grizzled aspen]

3 territories, each probably chunked into 3 different states apiece.

[wanton fossil]

[clever swan]

we should make japan a state too

for...reasons

[misty mason]

But the economy

[copper hawk]

U will be the first 2 die in the purges advanced

[atomic fjord]

Do you want to see a teaser before I use markers or wait for the surprise

[clever swan]

praytell why that would be gloopy ouppy

[wanton fossil]

@hearty nebula your thoughts?

[hearty nebula]

I havent seen it yet so I have zero clue

But I'd be down to see a preview

[wanton fossil]

Yus, but probs best to DM

[atomic fjord]

Oh I can’t post it in the server I talked to the mods at all sadly

@wanton fossil @hearty nebula check both of your DMs, wolfer is gonna be a lot of shading so as such there’s not a lot of detail yet

[clever swan]

40k lore chat is having a grand ol time. they live free as we live in squalor

[grizzled aspen]

I hope whoever coded bombers to throw like four or five bombs back to back stubs their toe forever.

[wanton fossil]

Glorious, fr

[clever swan]

NO SIMPING!! IT ISNT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dusky python]

I’m here from lore chat they say u people are lame and that u smell funny

[grizzled aspen]

Brother, what.

[unborn depot]

special exception for shadowheart simping. And Karlach.

[clever swan]

based...

[unborn depot]

OK ok fine, Astarion too. But only cuz peak VA

[clever swan]

as if youve never heard of japan becoming a state before smh

[grizzled aspen]

I have seen your vet's name, don't lie to me about the context of this...

[clever swan]

shit, he got me

[naive stirrup]

LOL

[grizzled aspen]

Do you know their vet's name?

[tidal berry]

spill it

[drowsy steppe]

GAWAIN I LOVE YOU I WILL KISS THE GROUND YOU WALK

[wanton fossil]

100% accurate

[clever swan]

[naive stirrup]

yeah, saw it yesterday

[chilly kiln]

Wait zealot chat doesn’t have image perms, when did that happen

[clever swan]

my zealot has the same name btw

[grizzled aspen]

We got a little too silly and they took them away. :)

[unborn depot]

Great minds simp alike

[clever swan]

if all wardens were this based we'd be free

[copper hawk]

Only astarion..

[misty mason]

Everbody need a little shart in their day

[clever swan]

literal worst nickname for a cute girl ever

[drowsy steppe]

hehe shart

[unborn depot]

I legit believe "Well apparently, there's a limit! Somewhere between a nice summers day, and the fULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN" might be the most well delivered line in all of video games

[copper hawk]

All of Astarion's lines are well delivered it's unreal

[misty mason]

i am so sleeby

[copper hawk]

Best boy.. (unfixable psycho)

[drowsy steppe]

you can just tell hes about to drop the darnest sentence when he begins it with 'so'

[frozen kernel]

”I’m altering the deal”

[wanton fossil]

YES! I drop that building on his beautiful head every damn time just to hear that

[tidal berry]

my only complaint is that he's not built like a twink

[misty mason]

Can you have a normal relationship if you play as Astarion and go the ||ascended|| route?