zealot-class

[zinc talon]

there's that I spose

[stone fern]

anyone up for GAMES?

[tepid shoal]

I wonder why

[misty wraith]

they couldve had a bit of procedural gen

[spare talon]

Another failed mission because warp unbound as a window where it doesn't actually work

[stone fern]

🤓 uhhhh I have level 2k with zealot ok?!?!?! dont tell me where to put a medipack

hey quick question chat if you have 3 marty zealots and you are at full hp where do you put the medipack

[zinc talon]

SURE

[stone fern]

is it A) on the data interrogator event
or B) out of the way

sec lemme get screencaps

[modern lintel]

washed smh

[zinc talon]

on the floor of the evac ship

[lean lark]

the place closest to the marty zealots

[zinc talon]

or airlocks

so they can't get away

you can choose to live a poor lifestyle but you will be healthy when you leave my care

[modern lintel]

tactical dc to keep my marty stacks

[zinc talon]

CousinDocri

Dokri

it's a working title

[misty wraith]

i passionately despise that node

trusting fatshark to not delete you when you use a mechanic how its intended is foolhardy

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/meu-gif-27420939

[misty wraith]

bonk

[zinc talon]

last guard is such a slept on game changer

[misty wraith]

thats quite a lot of block eff

[zinc talon]

just wait til you see my curios

[stone fern]

bruh

[zinc talon]

I can soak an auric mael crusher overhead with just 20% stamina

[misty wraith]

oh fuck

[zinc talon]

maulers are only 10%

[stone fern]

apparently i am BIG NOOB for not wanting to waste a medipack

[zinc talon]

cmon bro just drop it bro I need a third of a wound back bro

[misty wraith]

[zinc talon]

drop it in the airlock so the door closes on it bro

[stone fern]

You had 3 on the team

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-nice-bite-lip-amazing-ungh-gif-15649426

[stone fern]

bro is gonna blonk

we need more shield marks so badly

[zinc talon]

it's amusing, I can actually pivot to primarily trying to soak hits while push taunting every single room

cuz I have such a big reservoir I can make the stam pips last to the end of the fight doing nothing else

team takes no damage because I soaked every literal swing

[jagged basin]

What are the good perks for Dueling sword and Bolt pistol?

[zinc talon]

lethal proximity and run n gun

[misty wraith]

they should replace the flat damage node on vent with a taunt so psyker can absorb entire firing squads with force blades

[stone fern]

id go run n gun puncture for bolt pistol with like flak elites

[zinc talon]

funny thing, I guess a projectile attack cannot cost less than 1% of your peril to block

[misty wraith]

DS is usually some combo of riposte, precog, and uncanny

[zinc talon]

so gunners can still fry my force shield just as easily as without

[stone fern]

for ds4 unyielding elites? and thrust precog or uncanny relentless

[zinc talon]

oh yeah fuckin precog, I still have not put that on the relic and/or force 2her

[misty wraith]

relic struggling to get a single swing out for the 2s duration lol

[zinc talon]

I pathologically sleep on precog because I can't easily play with it in the psyk so I have little to no idea of how much actual heavy lifting it does

(it does a lot I know I just don't know)

[misty wraith]

its nice on ds but it already does 20 morbillion damage

ill prob put it on my fgs

[zinc talon]

jesus christ opportunist settle down other people want to kill too

unironically doubling my damage on crushers comparing the same swing

[misty nova]

Opportunist propaganda
We love to see it

🗣️

[modern lintel]

[zinc talon]

new high score

[misty wraith]

i bet theyre one of the worst players youll ever see

[acoustic dune]

is that

luigi?

[zinc talon]

they are dedicated duo speedrun enjoyers

[acoustic dune]

why is luigi so focking huge?

[zinc talon]

is on the protein

three gallon jars of olive oil a day for bulkmaxxing

[nimble fiber]

ew olives

[misty wraith]

how dare

[nimble fiber]

how dare?

they suck

end of discussion

[misty wraith]

olives are lovely

[nimble fiber]

no.

[frosty herald]

Awh hell nah cole posting a pic of me

Crazy work

[tame pumice]

He’s training to assassinate the admonition champion of Chaos undivided healthcare.

[nimble fiber]

[nimble fiber]

nah thats actually u yam

[zinc talon]

sheeeesh

these guys are doin 7 minute missions

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/launch-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-master-roshi-launch-db-gif-23311597

[nimble fiber]

god damn boy, thats a thicc ass boy

whats crazy is that there are actually turtles that get this big

[placid fiber]

Some people hate olives, others love them. Both choices are correct ones

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-garbage-dumpster-gif-22255810

[placid fiber]

The one time the olive lovers and haters agree on something ^

"GET THE PITCHFORKS, WE GOT SOMEONE SAYING EITHER CHOICE IS RIGHT!!!!!!"

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mob-riot-torches-pitchforks-gif-5859895

[neat grove]

a true veteran

[neat grove]

yes sea turtles

[nimble fiber]

are there other turtles?

aren't all turtles sea turtles?

and tortoises the land version

[neat grove]

no theres fresh water turtles too

like the alligator snapping turtle

do go near its mouth tho

[nimble fiber]

ooh right that one

[placid fiber]

oh yeah I forgot about that one as well

[nimble fiber]

they r pretty cool

[neat grove]

natures bear trap

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[nimble fiber]

so happy we don't have those here lmao

[neat grove]

they have no chill

[zinc talon]

what would yall estimate is the bonus damage imparted by having precog active vs not

on the 2h force sword, ideally but really I just want a ballpark of what to expect cuz it's hard to tell in the thick of it

seems I go from about 8-900 without precog up on a mauler's carapace weak spot hit vs maybe 1050-1200 with it up

does that track with yall's experience when using a force 2her and/or other weapons that utilize precog

[hard nexus]

you can calculate it urself,

subtract normal (torso) damage from weakspot damage, then multiply that by 1.6

[zinc talon]

oh so it's just a flat 60% on the weapon's damage increase, that's a real easy way of looking at it

[hard nexus]

no

well

yes

nvm i misunderstood

[zinc talon]

I worded it poorly

[hard nexus]

if u mean 60% of the weakspot difference

yes

that’s how all weak spot/crit damage increases work

[zinc talon]

so basically precog is a 60% weakspot and crit hit damage weapon perk

[hard nexus]

including finesse

[hard nexus]

yah

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[hard nexus]

finesse however stacks onto itself

so if you increase finesse by 50%

[zinc talon]

kin...ky...?

[hard nexus]

you increase both crit AND weakspot

[zinc talon]

right makes sense

[hard nexus]

so u get basically double damage

it’s why duelist is so absurd on crit builds

[zinc talon]

yeah that's what I'm seeing with this force 2her roughly

heavy overhead to torso does about half the yield of a head hit

then double that increase again for precog being up

it's wild tho that some enemies take less damage from a maxed out 2her wave strike than if you'd just hit them without

and gawdayum the after-push stab heavy is feisty

taking just under 50% a crusher / bulwark's / reaper's health and I can repeat a second one before their initial stun animation is even finished

yknow I'm wondering if precog is even really necessary in the larger scheme of things, my breakpoints even without are almost all 2-hit kills

[polar nexus]

I ran precog and thrust

[zinc talon]

no take, only throw

[zinc talon]

a standard sized healthy tuna could fucking eat you

they're that big

went to vegas after I graduated college and one casino had them in these tubes that snaked up and down through the restaurant we were at

I legitimately jumped and recoiled when I saw just how f uckin massive a tuna actually is

like eight to ten feet mouth to tail

[limber trellis]

Nah, id win. I would simply eat the tuna and not let the tuna eat me

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-tuna-tuna-fish-swimming-eating-fish-gif-13886073847916898732

[zinc talon]

ermagerd snerr

it hasn't snowed in dallas in years plural

[acoustic dune]

what if you are the tuna?

[zinc talon]

well you are what you eat, so

[limber trellis]

I would not win if I was a tuna

[zinc talon]

yeah tuna don't win they've almost been extincted

[acoustic dune]

what is this defeatist attitude

no wonder youll lose

[grizzled aspen]

Then I am an innocent man.

[zinc talon]

one food chain crash whether we cause it or not and they could legitimately drop below the needed populations to maintain genetic variability

[drifting wolf]

they're cannibalistic towards smaller tuna

[limber trellis]

I hope the tuner get better soon

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/giggle-laughing-gif-20076831

[acoustic dune]

hawk tuna

[zinc talon]

thing is, if we just like, were not there for just a single year

total moratorium on fishing em

they breed and spawn so well it'd undo years of slow erosion in population as long as the prey was there to eat

one female lays like, twenty thousand eggs in a single spawning

[limber trellis]

Its idealistic though, people would just fish illegally if it were banned

[acoustic dune]

like the ban of alchohol

in murica

[zinc talon]

oh ofc I'm not hand wringing I just meant about how many new fish come from one successful pairing

[limber trellis]

Yeah

[zinc talon]

and what that would mean for global stocks

[acoustic dune]

the ''land of the free''

[zinc talon]

or gun control

[limber trellis]

People were out here drinking bathtub wine, im sure they'd eat an illegal tuna

[zinc talon]

hell I might even be one of those people

don't judge yall are too we in the same boat and we hungry

[acoustic dune]

e-girl bath wine

...

[zinc talon]

fermented with her own poodypoo bacterial flora

like that one celebrity did with those fucking candles

[limber trellis]

Oh the goop candle

[zinc talon]

gwyneth paltro

[acoustic dune]

didnt someone made yeast from there reproductive system>

actually why do i know that

[zinc talon]

cuz vagina

the male brain will not let go of anything to do with em

[acoustic dune]

god i wish gal vagine had science formula or smth

[zinc talon]

ha WOMEN, in SCIENCE?

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-vintage-man-tired-gif-7824521

we'll never see the day

[acoustic dune]

what if

hear me out

science

is a vagina?

[zinc talon]

god damnit

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/moray-eel-hiding-hide-retreat-gif-7322768143340397726

[zinc talon]

now I have to find a fucking metaphor cuz you said that

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rod-serling-twilight-zone-weird-coincidence-gif-13478474

[zinc talon]

nope, nope I got nothin

[acoustic dune]

well as they say

you are what you eat

and i am science

wait a min

that also mean

that i am a pussy

[zinc talon]

and I'm a huge pussy

my elementary school bullies were RIGHT

how did they KNOW

[acoustic dune]

o god

were it is folks

girls are dicks

and man are pussy#

we are cooked as a species

[fleet zealot]

the woke mobs

[fast iron]

zealots are you ok

[clever swan]

true actually

[misty nova]

Hmmm
Maybe man and woman fit well together

(Thanks for the joke, Silverhand)

[stone fern]

anyone speak russian?

[clever swan]

CYKA BLYAT

[clever swan]

@noble ingot thoughts

[wanton fossil]

Not enough to be of use there

My Russian is like toddler level

[stone fern]

wait i think i know someone in another server

im intrested because i spent like 4-5 minutes trying to clutch that game

[wanton fossil]

French, German, Spanish tho— I gotchu

[acoustic dune]

i am so sorry you had to study french

[wanton fossil]

I willingly did, it was my bachelors degree alongside German

[acoustic dune]

atleast you havent had it as a main language

for your school

[wanton fossil]

No, that I did not

[acoustic dune]

(my writing are still stinky to these)

day

[wanton fossil]

I lived in a German ‘language house’ while at university, that was actually very fun

[ornate bone]

hours long discussions about vaginas and alcohol brewed from vaginal funghi but my "your vagina´s name according to your birthday" chart gets deleted shake my smh head fr fr ong

people deserve to know their vagina´s nickname

[acoustic dune]

truly 1984

[acoustic dune]

raptor ahh stand

can we hab one with it hunting its prey

(you)

[fleet zealot]

no

have one being tickled

[plucky gate]

why is ur cat so long?

[grizzled aspen]

I open zealout chat
I regret having eyes
I will now close zealout chat

[fleet zealot]

just look at the ferrets instead

that's what they are there for

eyebleach

[clever swan]

not all chats are created equal, regrettably

[fleet zealot]

we are the best of chats, we are the worst of chats

[ornate bone]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C2jSYX8cJv4

[sturdy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/italy-gif-2039439048312726739

[fleet zealot]

😶

[neat grove]

my bullies were wrong, they said "iron youre never going to swing a greatsword" well look at me now, wildly swinging a greatsword in the name of the God Emperor

[polar nexus]

I missed that comment. Man you're full of bad takes. You shouldn't watch too many YouTube videos. It's bad for your brain.

[clever swan]

the shame was too great for him so he left

[grizzled aspen]

This is by far the best chat but holy crap it has some godawful comments.

[grizzled aspen]

Hrup got shot, he didn't leave.

He went super over the top with furry racism.

[fleet zealot]

relic blade useless 😔

[polar nexus]

Furry racism???

[polar nexus]

I need it to nerf my taxe gameplay.

[grizzled aspen]

Like as in he went on a tirade and was insulting furries for almost an hour.

Like just say you don't like em and move on man.

[remote lark]

hrup got banned

i proved him wrong about scourge uptime and his ego folded

[stone fern]

what

damn why is everyone getting banned is being not toxic that hard

[remote lark]

i hate you clad

[stone fern]

I

[remote lark]

cladius...

[stone fern]

I dont hate u :33

[remote lark]

ur a damn liar

[stone fern]

nah

im many things but not a liar 🚬

[remote lark]

ill consider hating u less if

u stop putting ur numbers

before your name

:(

[north sedge]

add more numbers

[remote lark]

i'll get heated

[stone fern]

but my name would be too long

[stone fern]

i need my fs friend code and i need people to know i hate legion

my name is not importatn whats important is darktide and how much i fucking hate legion

[remote lark]

im gonna copy ur numbers

so ppl add me by mistake

and then i'm going to ....

not throw their games

so they think ur competent

and then boom

they play with the real you

and you're a disappointment

long con..

cladius..

[stone fern]

do it

[remote lark]

so like

my browser home page is playing

and for once im tempted to click on something

[fleet zealot]

but muh consistency

[remote lark]

25 cents...

[stone fern]

looks like a good deal

[remote lark]

two 25 cent burgers... $7

how

[remote lark]

[fleet zealot]

i could eat a lot of 25c cheeseburgers

[remote lark]

im looking rn

[fleet zealot]

i think it's 2 separate deals

but i wouldn't be surprised the 25c burger is buy one full price get one 25c

[remote lark]

yeah i dont see anything about it on their site

unless u have to be in-store

me about to order 500 burgers

[fleet zealot]

on the app

probably

[remote lark]

Wendy's is offering several limited-time options this winter at Michigan restaurants, the company announced this week.

Among the offers, the fast-food chain is partnering with Grubhub to offer burgers for a quarter — with a $20 purchase — in honor of 2025, marking 25 years since the start of the 21st century.

god

damni t

[fleet zealot]

damn

[remote lark]

bitchigan only

[fleet zealot]

spend $20, get one burger 25c

so, 3 burgers for 20.25

[clever swan]

holy zased..

[remote lark]

ill mog u

lamby..

[clever swan]

[stone fern]

ayoooo when and where was this

[clever swan]

idk

[sullen forge]

“I’ll mog you” uses flamer 🙄

[sturdy cypress]

They should make a power sword that is also a chain sword

And they should only give it to me

[grizzled aspen]

Fat.

@sullen forge

[polar nexus]

Vet is the only class without a 2-hand weapon... I am hoping for a power axe 😦

[sullen forge]

Vet is never getting a 2 handed

Unless it’s a lance that’s it

[clever swan]

veteran doesn't really seem like it's supposed to have strong melee

[misty ravine]

Bayonet :^)

[fleet zealot]

nah

just 2 handed

[sullen forge]

The only “2 handed” weapons they’d be getting are like Stubbers, Helguns

Human Heavy weapons

Etc

[fleet zealot]

their melee options are strong

[sturdy cypress]

Vanilla power sword. That is my response to this statement.

[sullen forge]

They’re okay besides we share everything with Zealot

Outside of shovel

Shovel is alright

[fleet zealot]

they are better with rashad single target than us

[sullen forge]

Powersword is naturally strong but like Relic mogs it

[hard nexus]

oh lmfao

nothing of value was lost

[fleet zealot]

power sword is strong it just has real downsides now

[fleet zealot]

all my opps falling off yet here i remain

[hard nexus]

mk2 can 2-3 shot a weakened boss

[fleet zealot]

ferret posting

[hard nexus]

it’s so dumb

[hard nexus]

real actually

[sullen forge]

I want to see that!!!!!

[stone fern]

builds thread

[sullen forge]

No it’s funny watching people crash out over hobbies

That’s why

[sturdy cypress]

I agree, I'm just still salty that 1.0 darktide saw the gun class be a better melee class than the melee class

[stone fern]

just wait until we get power combat axes...

imagine power rashad....

[fleet zealot]

it was really funny the coping

and the review bombs

[drifting wolf]

power sword has fallen, billions must review bomb

[fleet zealot]

what will you do without 7 of the best melee swings in the game

veteran sharpshooter was renamed veteran crybaby

[fleet zealot]

in some ways they are

they can hit rashad single target BPs we can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91bgXSuSXU4

[sullen forge]

I’ll have to try to see what caused the crashout cause I’m morbidly curious lmao

[fleet zealot]

tldr, someone did a psykanium vid

showing that cdr curios don't have any sort of major impact on IoD chastise builds

then he went off about how psykanium isn't real game, muh consistency

[sullen forge]

Alright

And this somehow roped into furries because?

???

[fleet zealot]

because when your mad and hate furries, you just kinda blend it together i guess

[sullen forge]

It’s funny cause same could be said negatively impacting said build or positively

[fleet zealot]

also probably someone in the 2 day long arguement had a furry pfp

[placid fiber]

The only time I have even really consider cdr perks on curios is on the gunlugger's career skill :/

[sullen forge]

Was it Lumii

[placid fiber]

since 3 on the gunlugger's career is ~10 seconds

[violet hornet]

Doing the emprah's work right here

May we never have to see that shitty "Relic havoc BIS" build again

[sturdy cypress]

Just wait til we get the 2h chaxe! You'll see! YOULL ALL SEE!!!

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-wojak-crying-angry-wojak-pink-wojak-raging-gif-23569754

[fleet zealot]

idk how they'd make 2handed chaxe good

besides making it a cleave weaopn

cause mk4 already hits all the BPs on zealot

all of them

besides bosses obv

[misty ravine]

You get to whirl around like a Diablo barbarian, something to do with conservation of angular momentum

[sturdy cypress]

Stats of the evis, blessings of the chaxe maybe?

I'd love the moveset of the mk3 evis with thrust

[normal wren]

Luv me CDR curios on me IOD, hate furries simple as

[placid fiber]

mcdonalds has several buy 1 get 1 for $1 options >.>

less so on the breakfast menu

[violet hornet]

Been a while but iirc any burger king receipt will let you get a free whopper for filling out a survey, which is kinda like a buy one get one free deal depending on what you purchased previously

But then you're dealing with burger king or McDonald's food which is probably worse than Wendy's food anyways

[placid fiber]

It's definitely some pretty unhealthy options

[violet hornet]

(I haven't had Wendy's in years because it's relatively expensive for fast food)

[grizzled aspen]

Lumii was involved.

[violet hornet]

If I'm gonna eat garbage it should at least be cheap lol

[grizzled aspen]

Hilarity ensued.

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named 5 dollar biggie bag:

[violet hornet]

Is this like the 4 for $4 thing from years past, but adjusted for $5?

[clever swan]

the mcdonalds app has a buy one get one free for the breakfast sammiches

[violet hornet]

Most of their deals are location specific from what I have experienced

My area has either $1 or $2 breakfast sandwich coupons depending on the day

[noble ingot]

Late reply, but since the I've been pinged

dude: Hello?
girl: Yeah?
dude: Kochka (I'm assuming that's a pet's name) has vomited. (or was there a Nurgle beast?)
girl: -laughs- Have you seen this guy here clutching?
dude: Yeah I've seen that shit, I've returned to see if they put me up or not... [transmission abruptly ends]

the dialogue doesn't really mean "clutching" how we know it, more like "performing really well"

[sullen forge]

Seems about right

Lumii on his way to make people say very regrettable things

[remote lark]

just read up

#1158835247685836853 message

and ctrl f hrups messages filtered for furry

lol

[drowsy steppe]

aint reading allat

[remote lark]

u cant read anyway

[stone fern]

thank u

[noble ingot]

So I guess they were talking about you and your exceptional performance

at least the girl mentioned it to the guy

[grizzled aspen]

It's 2 little cheeseburgers, an order of fries, a little bag of nuggets, and a drink, for 5 bucks plus tax. Pretty good if you're looking for a light lunch.

[stone fern]

i spent 5 minutes trying to grind down a pogryn with an unupgraded bpistol

[grizzled aspen]

Just fight it in melee noob.

[stone fern]

i was level 15

[grizzled aspen]

You're a huge noob if you die to a plogryn in melee.

[noble ingot]

crazy foo!

[grizzled aspen]

cough @remote lark cough

:3

[stone fern]

leveling a new zealot to hear the same lines again but in female

[noble ingot]

lmao

[stone fern]

i got cornered with a trapper i couldnt dodge away from

[violet hornet]

This sounds pretty legit actually, I would buy that

[stone fern]

little cheese burgers can be fire tbh

[fleet zealot]

mcdonald's > wendys for quality but way worse pricing

idk like i love the wendy bag lunches but nothing in fast food burgers beats a QBC

[north sedge]

wendys is much better, but also crazy expensive

[fleet zealot]

wat

wendys meal deals are great value, up there with tbell

i just

they are somehow greasy and flavorless at the same time for burgers

[violet hornet]

This has been my experience

[fleet zealot]

nuggets are aight if they are spicy but it's just seasoning

some y'all are very stupid and don't know the make ur moneys worth meta

[north sedge]

wendys here is like 18 dollars for a meal

[violet hornet]

Just checked and in my area, all these bags come with a single burger and half are more than $5 lol

[fleet zealot]

where the fuck are you living, times square?

[violet hornet]

Michigan lole

I guess that's why they have to roll out a 25 cent burger for orders over $20 here, they're already gouging hard

[drowsy steppe]

I saw a big mac that costed at $10

[fleet zealot]

delivery app?

or pickup main site pricing

[drowsy steppe]

its not even that big or fulfilling lmao

[fleet zealot]

cause delivery apps jack up prices on all items

[violet hornet]

Nope, native Wendy's app all set up for pickup in a poor area

[fleet zealot]

bigmacs are shit

[north sedge]

yea they suck

[fleet zealot]

michigan

must be a shithole or something

wtf

i live in montana

[violet hornet]

McDonald's does 2 mcdoubles plus a large fry for less than $5 in the same area

[sullen forge]

That was a read, I’m guessing something unhinged was said

Which is the message deleted

Lmao

[fleet zealot]

they got a 4$ meal here

small cheeseburger, small fry, 4 piece nugget, and a drink

[drowsy steppe]

bruh I can get a full meal here that costed the same as, with burger at $10

[fleet zealot]

then it goes up the bigger the burger, up to 7$ for a bacon double stack

[violet hornet]

At least it's not Taco Bell selling the former $5 box for $10 now lol

[fleet zealot]

blame michigan

[violet hornet]

I do lol

[fleet zealot]

our box only went up to like 6$ if you order online except you can customize it

pick which speciality and side you want

[violet hornet]

People here are willing to pay for it even when it's borderline inedible and the drive through wait is an hour+

[fleet zealot]

or the 7$ instore box which has one more item than the 5$ box used to have

[clever swan]

if you only order with coupons at fast food or the best deals then you can save a lot of money, almost like inflation isnt real if you do so

[violet hornet]

The veggie box was $5 up until recently and now that's $10 as well lmao

[fleet zealot]

I dont get it

Montana also has a massive rural population

[misty ravine]

Fuck em

[fleet zealot]

We have people who make fuckin weekend trips to costco

Loading up cars

[fleet zealot]

My tbell has barely raised prices

Nothing more than like a dollar above

[violet hornet]

Taco Bell doesn't even offer any coupons or deals in my area lol

[fleet zealot]

But yea fuck mcdonalds

[clever swan]

taco bell doesnt really do coupons ive noticed, yeah

best you'll get is the box that's like $6 or whatever

[north sedge]

when i dont mind the line or can beat it, i have in n out as an option at least which is significantly cheaper than anyone else

(and better)

[fleet zealot]

Taco bell coupons are all loyalty based

You buy shit, then every x amount of points you get a pick ur own coupon based on how spicy your account is

also panera lmao

the only place i worked at i wouldn't eat myself without the employee discounts/meals

on pricing alone

arbys, not eating there cause it's a filthy nurgle blessed establishment

[clever swan]

being nurgle blessed doesnt seem so bad

they can survive their heads being blown apart and having their skulls showing, after all

[fleet zealot]

it is that bad, it's like, do everything perfect so our customers might not get food poisoning anyways

never seen a place with such a sharp margin of error crossed with absolutely lack of care for said margin of error

do not eat the lunchmeat there

sides, desserts, shakes, fine

but do not, eat the burgers or lunchmeat

[grand tangle]

McDonald's is raising prices because ppl don't like McDonald's anymore

[fleet zealot]

no the real reason mcdonald's wanted to see how far they can go

and be carried by brand recognition

which, kinda backfired in the end but not really

[hard nexus]

5 dollars for a large fry is thievery

[lean fern]

food expensive

[fleet zealot]

food isn't 100% and more price increases expensive

[lean fern]

retvrn to tradition, eat at dine-in mom and pops restaurants if youre gonna eat out

[fleet zealot]

basically yea, except our culture is so time consuming and car focused, easier is better

[lean fern]

be the change

low key i been learning how to still be fast

i just call and order ahead while im going to pick up some grub

[stone fern]

@potent gate hi loging in now

[fleet zealot]

also mcdonalds has one of the best supply chains, they should be getting hit the least, not the hardest

[violet hornet]

I did until these places closed during COVID. I used to get a massive breakfast takeaway for like $6.50 and they kept pumping the price up, ended at $13 when they closed

[stone fern]

shit wrong channel

[lean fern]

sad

[fleet zealot]

like little caesars raised prices by a dollar, that's what was expected from mcds

[lean fern]

all supply chains are strained these days

[violet hornet]

Greasy spoon type of place that had existed as a staple of downtown for decades couldn't cut it 😭

[lean fern]

oddly my city hasn't had a lot of old restaurants close

[violet hornet]

Yeah I still eat little Caesars occasionally because they haven't gone up too much thankfully

[lean fern]

ive started more frequently going to a little vietnamese sandwich shop thats been there since i was a small child

its one of the only places i can get a complete delicious sandwich for less than $10

[fleet zealot]

other pizza places have their value deals but they require 2 items minimum and you have to wait

[lean fern]

and they have insane taro boba

[fleet zealot]

it's still value and well, hot and ready

dominos is prob the closest "value"

[violet hornet]

Not sure what it is about Domino's but I strongly dislike the product lol

[potent gate]

With gf for now, I make contact later

[fleet zealot]

dominos tomato sauce is ass

completely terrible overly sweet

get their alfredo sauce

make an alfredo pizza, chicken and bacon or chicken and parm

it's surprisingly good

[misty ravine]

I feel like papa johns fell off hard over the past couple years

[fleet zealot]

oh and well done, well done is a must for all pizza chains

papa johns is expensive but it's still treating me well

spicy garlic dip is the best in the chains

[violet hornet]

Sounds good but at least where I am cottage inn beats domino's every time for product quality and price

[sullen forge]

Mine shockingly hasn’t

[fleet zealot]

don't have a cottage inn and lowkey

all our local pizza places

are ridic expensive

like, 20$ or more for a pizza

[sullen forge]

Still as good as it was when I was a kid

[fleet zealot]

like thanks but no thanks, none of them have any stand outs either

[sullen forge]

Guess mine was spared

[violet hornet]

I would never buy a pizza if they always cost this much lol

Even Jets pizza, arguably some of the best in the area, is not that expensive unless you're getting a supreme

[sullen forge]

I fucking hate Jets idk why I just do not like their pizza

[violet hornet]

When I worked at a dispensary we had a deal with the nearest cottage inn - they'd come in and get a bag of pre-roll shake and drop off a couple pizzas almost every day lol

[vague depot]

if i fotf charge into a pouncing dog will i shove the dog or will i get hounded

[sullen forge]

Attempted trying it multiple times and everytime just didn’t like it

[violet hornet]

You are the only person I have heard of that doesn't like jets

[sullen forge]

Look I tried multiple times

Multiple

[violet hornet]

Maybe it's shittier elsewhere, I haven't tried it outside of Michigan

[sullen forge]

Don’t like it for some reason

Idk Indie probably has shitty Jets for all I know

[acoustic dune]

question

[violet hornet]

Detroit style pizza is not easy to get just right, little Caesars offers one and it's just not the same

[acoustic dune]

can the zealot hit that ''yoinky sploinky''

[sullen forge]

No

[acoustic dune]

damn

[sturdy cypress]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

nmad

[sullen forge]

I’m a Veteran thus this doesn’t apply to me

[sturdy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-gif-19765575

This is literally me

Explain that, liberal

[acoustic dune]

as we know the veteran cannot crypt walk

[frosty herald]

Your a noob

[acoustic dune]

maybe you are not a zealot?

[sturdy cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018156511236722769/1251595498612330546/caption.gif

[misty ravine]

Dont know how authentic it was but Little Caesars stuffed crust deep dish was absolutely fucking deadly (in taste and calories)

[fleet zealot]

i love jets

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/linkara-coming-for-you-vagina-finda-did-you-learn-your-lesson-hmm-gif-14008494

[fleet zealot]

sadly it's too far away from my house to order

[sturdy cypress]

NOOOO DONT POST EMBED FAIL

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/4chan-dubs-check-em-patrick-bateman-thou-art-server-gif-19571156

[violet hornet]

I mean even when it's not great it still decent and that sounds pretty fucking good

[sturdy cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1045973880336039956/caption.gif

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[sturdy cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018156511236722769/1189439172621115392/caption.gif?ex=659e2a8d&is=658bb58d&hm=00e3e0968412cd5a157ed72e805c8c4ebc9f78f3b2d657acf8e975f54ffcbca5&

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/653799011676979200/804606130672238612/cat_gets_splash_stupid_idot.gif

[fleet zealot]

i only go to jets if i'm with my grandma cause she lives near there and her favorite pizza is that deep dish style

[sturdy cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551907972544987141/1038931682058846368/24829F5E-FF6F-4274-9128-FEF2AA7335EC.gif

[frosty herald]

freaky ass game

[sturdy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/punt-kick-baby-grandma-gif-8217719

[drowsy steppe]

this makes me laugh more than it should

[steel agate]

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-gif-20197175

[acoustic dune]

the zealot can hit that ''yoinky sploinky''

and you are laughing?

you are sick

[sullen forge]

Mad you get gate kept out of using cool guns 🖕

[oak cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-gloop-gloopy-gloopy-soupy-pandam-gif-21659263

[plush estuary]

doing some solo runs and I got into a corner where the fire couldn't reach me... when I needed it to

[sullen forge]

Taxe gameplay

Peak

[plush estuary]

doing taxe solos

was very close at finishing it last night

had 2.5 mil and only took 40min

then died ; (

[stone fern]

brainrot

[plush estuary]

?

[stone fern]

pressing too many buttons = bad

[plush estuary]

was that alot of buttons?

I bound dodge and slide to 1 key

so its less buttons than normal

[stone fern]

i mean afterwards

[hard nexus]

so you always dodge slide?

[plush estuary]

yes

[hard nexus]

or when you want to dodge slide

oh

that’s

[plush estuary]

covers more distance

[hard nexus]

weird

[fleet zealot]

dodge slide takes 2 dodges tho

[hard nexus]

i mean yeah

but

yah what bandit said

[fleet zealot]

basically sewerslide if your weapon isn't running agile

[plush estuary]

I press the opposite direction key to stop it from taking 2 dodges

[fleet zealot]

well, guess we found a use case for agile

[plush estuary]

if I dodge left I press "d" last second to stop it short

[fleet zealot]

that tech makes no logical sense organically

[plush estuary]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Then you didn't die to a plogryn, goofy. If you get disabled and die, you died to the disabler.

[plush estuary]

but I make it work

[hard nexus]

strange

[stone fern]

yeah

[plush estuary]

just watch my stream one day

[stone fern]

do you want the whole video to review it then

[fleet zealot]

no

i don't think i will

[grizzled aspen]

Then they've changed it since I last got wendys. Sorry for getting your hopes up bro.

[plush estuary]

I've also been thinking that it actually doesnt, and only does in certain situations

but I cant find what those are

I've used this keybind setup for about a year

[hard nexus]

i have dodge counter

[plush estuary]

and I've yet to notice the dodge count being different

[hard nexus]

i’ve never seen a dodge slide not take 2

[plush estuary]

same

[fleet zealot]

nah they live in michigan

which apparently is a fast food shithole

[plush estuary]

but I see a few people still saying it takes 2

but I'm not sure where they saw this

[hard nexus]

no they do take 2

[plush estuary]

hmm

[misty ravine]

Peak Demand Pricing will be controlled by algorithm in real-time, you WILL have the maximum amount of money extracted from you

[plush estuary]

one sec

[fleet zealot]

we got a 4$ cheeseburger meal at wendys here, nuggs fries and drinks

montana may suck in a lot of ways

[plush estuary]

maybe I do something without thinking that stops it from taking 2 dodges

[fleet zealot]

but at least we still have affordable fast food

[plush estuary]

besides the opposite key press

[hard nexus]

pretty sure the moment u start the slide it consumes a second dodge

[fleet zealot]

yea dodge sliding is meant to take 2 effective dodge count.

[hard nexus]

i’d have to test in the psyk

i’m not home rn

[fleet zealot]

unless you are dodging into normal slide

or some 100% brain power 200 iq shit

[plush estuary]

testing rn

[plush estuary]

might be this

[hard nexus]

wdym

like dodging

facing the dodge

n then sliding

[plush estuary]

dodge input then slide

that might be it

[hard nexus]

that’s what slide dodging is

dodge, crouch

[plush estuary]

idk

[hard nexus]

equals dodge slide

[plush estuary]

I have it on the same key

[fleet zealot]

IDK

i'm TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT MEOW

[hard nexus]

don’t yell at me…

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1298231175243890688/caption.gif

[fleet zealot]

u can take it

[sullen forge]

Yelling at you book crutch noob…

[plush estuary]

so its visually telling me that its only using 1

[copper hawk]

Dont yell at her..

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[spare dome]

scream. fight. bleed.

[sullen forge]

“Hop off oomfie” ass gif

[plush estuary]

I dont have creature spawner to test if it still dodge bullets

but I feel like it still does

[hard nexus]

holy freaky

[hard nexus]

says the purg user

[fleet zealot]

I could take one finger and thump both of you

[copper hawk]

I saw the scoreboard gale

It was kinda pawthetic tbh

[copper hawk]

U should be ashamed of wolpself..

[sullen forge]

Can’t hear them over path getting overheaded twice

[fleet zealot]

i'm just going to blame fartshart

[hard nexus]

ok so you aren’t dodge sliding, you’re just crouching and dodging

lmfao

[plush estuary]

ahhh

that still procs duelist though

[sullen forge]

It feels like you are

[hard nexus]

(and then trying to prove me wrong about something regarding mk3 evis)

[hard nexus]

yah because you’re dodging

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Yah oomf u uh

U need to dodge then press crouch after

[hard nexus]

he has dodge and crouch on the same key

[plush estuary]

idk, I still use dodge and crouch same key

[sullen forge]

You two were actually fighting like middle schoolers whilst I was just at the peak of beating H40

[copper hawk]

WHY

WHY !!!

[plush estuary]

makes it easy

[hard nexus]

u don’t get any value from that

[copper hawk]

Y R DORN GRUBZ SO BUMPY WEIRD !!!!!!!!

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/right-now-it’s-just-that-everything-feels-right-sorry-amanai-gojo-sorry-jjk-gif-6689060642723775612

[hard nexus]

from that clip

[sullen forge]

How I felt after that H40

[hard nexus]

you are getting zero value from that set up

[plush estuary]

probably not a good test in the clip

[hard nexus]

i didn’t start anything

path did

[copper hawk]

Yarp

[hard nexus]

n then path started throwing ad hominem

[copper hawk]

Usually ppl call that defendin themselves gale

[stone fern]

sprint and w on the same key make for peak sprint cancel

[hard nexus]

woe ad hominem upon ye

[sullen forge]

Yeah well… you’re both weird so…

Weirdos

🚬

[hard nexus]

bro wanna be paradise so bad

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

@rocky nacelle

[copper hawk]

Ahem

Opens up epithet bible

[sullen forge]

I’d be calling you slurs if that was so

[copper hawk]

Flips through

Aha that's good

"At least I'm not a bumpy weird furry"

Closes book

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[plush estuary]

this might show it better

I do something that doesnt make me slide

[sullen forge]

Pushes up glasses “that sure showed him”

[plush estuary]

but I can still slide

[copper hawk]

Also gale u cant disagree w me or retort 2 my epithet btw

[mighty root]

Spit that shit

[copper hawk]

Or u r an irascibly obtuse argumentative child

No im not getting off my horse it is very high

And yes it was vry expensive

[mighty root]

Let them noobs know

[hard nexus]

“oh yeah? at least i’m not-”

shuffles cards, clears throat.

“a furry-“ draws another card “bumpy weird” draws another card “loser”

[sullen forge]

Ermmm, don’t care you’re still a infant compared to me

[fleet zealot]

horse on the za za

[sullen forge]

IM BETTER

[copper hawk]

Esquire pls retrieveth me my step ladder

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[copper hawk]

I am 2 short 2 dismount

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

back to back bangers from cica

[sullen forge]

I think we should scare your horse

So it rides you off into the sunset

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/maneater-lethal-company-maneater-cry-cry-cry-about-it-gif-7129814395565437366

[fleet zealot]

no one reacted to my quacking reindeer so it's over for this chat

[sullen forge]

Never to be seen again

[copper hawk]

I love this thing so fucking much

[sullen forge]

Till Season 7

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/maneater-lethal-company-gif-1609181271366540655

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-lord-farquaad-smug-walk-gif-4571303

[fleet zealot]

only clad did with an emote

[copper hawk]

LMFAK

Clad recognition

U may be cooked

[hard nexus]

me

[rocky nacelle]

lol

[hard nexus]

dw i got u

[fleet zealot]

thanks

[hard nexus]

you slid there because you were in the air from the stairs

i’m pretty sure

[plush estuary]

Yeah

thats what I am thinking

[hard nexus]

but on flat ground you get no value from binding them together

[plush estuary]

I dont have a good clip

[misty ravine]

Dare I say Kafkaesque

[plush estuary]

but I want to exlpain this

its too much muscle memory for me to explain it

I just do it

[fleet zealot]

i think it's purely cosmetic

what you are doing

[hard nexus]

i barely ever dodge slide anymore

not really a need to in majority of situations

regular sprint sliding is plenty

[plush estuary]

I feel like it dodges more range attacks

but that could just be me

could be stam related though

I dont have stam or dodges on my hud

[fleet zealot]

stam isn't a factor unless sprinting

[plush estuary]

the dodging range part

[hard nexus]

stam only affects that while sprinting

[plush estuary]

mb, I meant could a dodge slide dodge range even with 0 stam

I cant tell because I dont see my stam

so I dont actually know

[hard nexus]

stamina only matters for dodging ranged while sprinting

zero stam u can dodge ranged

with slides or normal dodges

[plush estuary]

kk

makes more sense now

confused myself

[hard nexus]

all good

[sullen forge]

Dodge sliding really only helps in two situations

Overheads and disable + melee combo

[north sedge]

untrue there's a third use: looking cool as fuck

[plush estuary]

no, gets vacuumed up

[copper hawk]

that's actually terrifying

that's y i always run form burgles

from

[stone fern]

BoN need to be nuked from the game

[grand tangle]

Unless there is some hidden downside I don't know about, dodge sliding seems straight up better than normal dodges

[sullen forge]

It takes 2 dodges

[grand tangle]

Wait

Really?

[sullen forge]

Yes

[grand tangle]

Are you 100% sure?

[sullen forge]

It takes 2 effective dodges

Yes

[grand tangle]

I've never noticed it

[sullen forge]

I’m 100% positive

[grizzled aspen]

We have mods to track effective dodges.

:)

[opaque island]

if you have numeric ui you can see it take 2 dodges

[grizzled aspen]

Three.

The two that you said, plus dragging your melee in a safe-ish manner.

[opaque island]

what about closing distance on shooters shooting at you?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566121379187916802/1326923349183696978/m2-res_480p1.mp4

[blissful frigate]

you sprint slide towards them, sometimes start with a dodge but I never dodge slide into them

unless its a gunner that wont stop fucking shooting at melee range

[opaque island]

actually your right, i think i got dodge sliding and sprint sliding mixed in my brain

[violet hornet]

No worries it was worth having a look just to be sure, I might still grab some just because it's been forever

[sturdy cypress]

Alternative method for closing the gap

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[opaque island]

sometimes, you dont wanna use your chastise charge

[grizzled aspen]

If I'm not actively winding up a heavy to decapitate a gunner, I'm not popping that chastise charge.

[sturdy cypress]

Incorrect, I always want to use it

Unfortunately it has a cooldown

[blissful frigate]

gunners mowing you down before the charge reaches them is now a big possibility again too

[sturdy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-id-win-gojo-nah-id-win-gojo-satoru-gojo-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-722934852497975468

Anyway why don't I have my auric storm survival title yet?

[sullen forge]

Holding back the urge to send a spoiler

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-smile-sukuna-sukuna-smile-freaky-sukuna-gif-4852549280133734300

[sturdy cypress]

Dont worry i have zero clue nor care where its from

[opaque island]

plz no spoiler

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named 100% tdr + dodge frames:

[rocky nacelle]

@copper hawk @hard nexus

@plush estuary

https://fixupx.com/animetv_jp/status/1877392688124670320

(I didnt even know the announced a sequel its kino)

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

@hard nexus

[visual stream]

mfw the mayor cut firefighting budget by $17.5m

Who would have thought that the state that's always fucking on fire would need that budget

[plush estuary]

1 year and no news

[hexed igloo]

Mfw Australia gives California millions of eucalyptus trees (forgot to mention they make very flammable oil)

[plush estuary]

Not a good sign

Hopefully they do something

[rocky nacelle]

inb4 they're cooking up animating the rest of the manga

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[visual stream]

I hate Peni Parker gang

[hexed igloo]

Bro fuck peni on god

[visual stream]

2.5 second cooldown to put your ultimate on 50%

Fucking stupid

[hexed igloo]

Fuckin near immortality during ult

[visual stream]

You have to perfectly time your ultimate according to when she snares or you're not allowed to do it at all

[hexed igloo]

Why this bitch get so much fucking temp hp from ult but my girl magik gets 0

I'm gonna kill an orphan

[visual stream]

Magik feels really good when she gets rolling and when you aren't focused by every single enemy as soon as you enter frame

And when healers don't starve you even though you're reaming them and top performing

[hexed igloo]

I'm a big fan of kagik

She really just needs ult to give a bit of temp hp

[visual stream]

Last night I went 45/0 on her in quickplay

She needs her ult to not be so damn slow too 😭

[hexed igloo]

As is, you have to pop ult outside of combat, which feels shitty

[visual stream]

I oftentimes prefer not even ulting because I need to be able to stay moving

[hexed igloo]

I consistently hit at least 25/1 with her

Best I've done was about 40/3

0 assists too lmao

[hexed igloo]

True and real

[visual stream]

I think assists in Rivals are only from buffing/healing teammates who get a takedown

Final hits being different from takedowns and all

[hexed igloo]

One of my best matches tho was winter soldier, 45/0

[frosty herald]

This was an elaborate plan by the australians

[hexed igloo]

Tired of being called criminals

(Proving everyone right)

[visual stream]

Mfw Hulk can transform for three seconds straight into both base Hulk and ultimate Hulk that has like 3,000 HP without taking damage

But the 250 HP squishy is animation-locked and can take full damage

[hexed igloo]

Magik? You pop ult in LOS of anyone you're gone before you're out of the animation

Haha hehe back to 0% ult

[visual stream]

Ik she would probably be way overpowered if they buffed her ability to transform mid-fight with like a self heal or DR but still

Feelsbadman

Ult is mid on an awesome character

PLUS YOU'RE ANIMATION LOCKED COMING OUT OF IT

AUGH

[frosty herald]

World breaker hulk

[visual stream]

I MUST kill everyone on the team in 8 seconds or I cook myself

[hexed igloo]

Just give her DR like hulk transform, and some temp hp

It's stupid that it's a pre-fight buff and not a last-ditch

Like in ow I played rammatra, and he has a really good ult that's similar

Big buff, it casts in like half a second and you get armor

Hell yeah

[visual stream]

Wasn't his ultimate just the AoE damage and the buff boy stance switch was a basic ability?

[hexed igloo]

Buffed big boy stance

+aoe

Makes his punches a bit stronger + more range

[visual stream]

Heard they removed his barrier punch-through

Which was kinda what made him cool in the first place

xd

[hexed igloo]

I want to throttle blizzard devs

[visual stream]

It's okay, it's a good thing that they're fumbling so hard

Bad company with bad people in them making bad choices right before a competitor with an actually finished game pops up

Thank you Overwatch team for fumbling so this game can thrive

No amount of Kiriko feet skins will save them (that's real btw)

[blissful frigate]

if it makes you happy, blizactivision is one of the studios that have to be evacuated out of la

at least some people deserve that shit

[visual stream]

You know the match is cooked when this happens

[stone fern]

i love how people just accept it

[visual stream]

RIGHT

They actively see the portal and jump in without thinking why it's there 😭

[stone fern]

they REALLY need to add multiple exists to the spawn

tf2 had it

we have the technology

[visual stream]

They do though

I think most maps at least have multiple doors

[opal star]

doctor strange when the enemy spawn has two doors (he's about to trap them in a loop)

https://tenor.com/view/2017x-2017x-rizz-hit-single-hit-single-sonic2017x-rizz-licking-lips-gif-11652327508459589829

[hexed igloo]

I wouldn't have been surprised if the execs didn't let them evac

[neat grove]

i have so much to say about this but i dont want to be exterminatused

[hexed igloo]

Assassinate the mayor ig

[neat grove]

no but they should be put on trial and held accountable for the damages and losses

[hexed igloo]

Me (rich) when the working class stages an uprising (they've been warning us about it for decades)

[neat grove]

just pay half the working class to kill the other half

[hexed igloo]

Nah we should just start killing people tbh

[neat grove]

murder is unfortunately not cool and is in fact illegal

[hexed igloo]

I am judge, jury, and executioner

[neat grove]

the God Emperor would not approve

[atomic matrix]

Sooooo, new zealot on the making, want to try to aim to make some builds for weapons like the relic blade and eviscerator but what other options are good? (No Dueling sword or dagger)

[hexed igloo]

I will be sending them to God with an express ticket

[lean lark]

there are

most people dont know they exist

[hexed igloo]

Meh just say they're heretics

[neat grove]

and what will stop someone else from doing that to you?

[hexed igloo]

What are they gonna do, ask the dead guy?