zealot-class

[twilit otter]

im not talking about htting a couple bulwarks, like a giant pack of mixed horde. Everything is going to die before crushers or bulwarks

[hearty nebula]

noobl..

[copper hawk]

U want overpressure and vlaze away then

[twilit otter]

so do you kill the bulwarks faster or more damage on crushers

[copper hawk]

Blaze*

[twilit otter]

is my train of thought

[copper hawk]

About half a tank and everything on screen has enough stacks to die if it's not already dead

[twilit otter]

flak/unyielding?

[copper hawk]

Yah

Or unarmored

I run flak unyielding

[twilit otter]

and 60% damage not 80?

[copper hawk]

Yah

[sterile basalt]

Yes

[copper hawk]

60% is the proper dump for a dump stat

[sterile basalt]

Ur damage is from high burn stat

[river jackal]

Doesn't overpressure not effect burn stacks

[copper hawk]

It's less than a point of damage

[sterile basalt]

Although I’m pretty sure

[river jackal]

Or they fixed?

[copper hawk]

They fixed

A while ago

[sterile basalt]

Going above like 76%? Doesn’t do anything for burn

[copper hawk]

Yah

76 is max stacks

[sterile basalt]

But that’s like

Ultra nitpicking

It goes into plasma gun tier of min-max

[river jackal]

So like turbo optimal flamer would be 64% damage 76% burn 80 everything else?

[sterile basalt]

Yea

But realistically that has like

[spare dome]

gotta max that sick, sick mobility stat

[sterile basalt]

Basically no difference from a 60% damage dump

[river jackal]

I can't imagine there's any chance of that actually making an even notable impact

[copper hawk]

It won't

[twilit otter]

flamer dodge is miserable

[copper hawk]

It's like .8 still

[sterile basalt]

Unlike plasma which actually drops performance if thermal resist is not ideal

[copper hawk]

Yah

U get 4

Use them wisely

[river jackal]

This is why melee swap button exists

[spare dome]

and then resuffer the draw and prep time lul

[river jackal]

Then I swap to relic blade with an equally miserable dodge

[copper hawk]

I think i miss my heavy sword

[hearty nebula]

:3

[twilit otter]

is relic blade on the same tier as dueling sword?

[copper hawk]

Noh

Different niches

[sterile basalt]

Relic blade has very high scaling into density

Entirely different purpose & function

[river jackal]

You're less of a nerd if you use Relic Blade

[copper hawk]

S Tier horde clear

[hearty nebula]

like

[copper hawk]

A for about everything else

If charged up

[hearty nebula]

yeah

basically

[obsidian prairie]

I love this thing

[copper hawk]

It stinks for elite kill without charge

[twilit otter]

a vast majority of zealots seem to use relic blade now

[copper hawk]

Which should be considered when judging the weapon

[copper hawk]

Cuz it's cool

[river jackal]

Because it's new and cool

[placid fiber]

Okay I've been fully converted to a deflect simp. I went from almost never using it to using it all the time. When you catch a projectile you get mana AND the cd is reset... holy fuck is it useful lol

[copper hawk]

And is very brain dead

It's the new brain dead wpn like the xv

[hearty nebula]

NERRRRRD

[twilit otter]

is it S or A tier

[river jackal]

I wouldn't call it brain dead tbh

The MK II has some variance to it

The MK X however

[placid fiber]

It's like learning you can dodge attacks in darktide, almost, for how useful deflect is in rogue legacy 2... :/

[river jackal]

[obsidian prairie]

If you use mk 10 like a bitch

[copper hawk]

Still brain dead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

Na na boo boo

[river jackal]

MK II is actually the better version

You cannot change my mind

[placid fiber]

While I like the barbarian's class talent cuz it can destroy large projectiles... holy fuck is deflect omega useful even tho it can only "deflect" up to medium projectile

[copper hawk]

Nosy critter

[remote lark]

all u mk2 users users are just uppercut addicts

[copper hawk]

Yo mama addicts

[fleet zealot]

I love ferrets cause they sleep like they pay the bills

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-ukulele-gif-23126413

[hearty nebula]

i hate it when people ask me stupid questions in public like "what are you doing?". obviously i'm stealing your catalytic converter to sell it for crack, like, please stop wasting my time with such feeble minded things, it's rude.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[obsidian prairie]

I can use a different move any time I want

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[ornate bone]

which mark of the combat blade is best for a shroudfield build?

[plush estuary]

preference, but mk3 is usually the most commenly used since it has a overhead for the 1st heavy

[spare dome]

well, both heavies really

[sinful glen]

thats what all the addicts say

[obsidian prairie]

Thats the joke

[sinful glen]

get him to rehab

[cerulean moth]

Use this DICK any time you want

🔥✍️🔥

[sinful glen]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-yamada-ryo-i-may-be-stupid-bocchi-the-rock-haybo-real-gif-8495031349478581936

[obsidian prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1235322322500452413/A8D25DB9-6341-41D9-9D98-AF8336549E21.gif

[sinful glen]

how did u get access to my webcam

[spare talon]

just watched as assail failed to stagger basic shooters

to the head

[ornate bone]

green fn

https://tenor.com/view/no-sleep-kirby-sadge-gif-23077729

[cerulean moth]

Coles anti assail arc

[sinful glen]

assail really works like dnd spell sometimes

[cerulean moth]

Hit em

Next ur gonna start haten on knife

Smh

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-no-embed-permissions-no-embed-gif-1634188402748383601

[hearty nebula]

have u tried aiming

[sinful glen]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[ornate bone]

you ever accidentally miss sleep for 3 days despite you not touching your devices at any hour of the night?

[sinful glen]

3 is a bit too much

[ornate bone]

and no matter how hard you try you just cant sleep during those 3 days

[sinful glen]

id check that out with a doctor

[quartz marsh]

3 days without sleep you start hallucinating don't you

[hearty nebula]

yes but that's because i'm pawesome and don't actually need sleep

:3

[ornate bone]

happened to me like 3 months ago

[hearty nebula]

typically 4 for me

[obsidian prairie]

This is why we have books

[sinful glen]

maybe happen but no wild stuff yet

[ornate bone]

it feels like a dream but i remember telling myself afterwards every time that it happened so it was real

[ornate bone]

my chicken just finished cooking brb

[hearty nebula]

i usually have a streak once a year where there'll just be like almost a full week where i can't sleep lol

[sinful glen]

doesent that gives u like permanent brain dmg or smth

[hearty nebula]

eventually just pass the fuck out

[hearty nebula]

i don't have one of those to get damaged anyways

https://tenor.com/view/catjam-cat-disco-catjamming-gif-16989864924126703156

[sinful glen]

thats pretty smart for a guy with no brain

[hearty nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/286574006348546048/1064196804742225971/D37B817C-4FE9-4CF0-A48B-3F8C55F88D73.gif

[sinful glen]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-arc-fate-cat-gif-1748062773671823114

[ornate bone]

nothing i dont already have

[placid fiber]

Remember guys... u gotta be bound to your ancestors like the rogue legacy 1 and 2 guys/gals. They might be "mortal", but, their soul just gets tossed from heir to heir with the twisted form of "imortality" that they have. >.>

[sinful glen]

double it and give it to next person

[ornate bone]

behhhhhhhhh

[sinful glen]

i wanted to play rouge legacy for so long but i always forget

[sinful glen]

triple it and give it to me

[placid fiber]

Well... the 2nd is definitely better than the 1st as far as overall gameplay goes imo(since each class plays differently)... but the music in 1st game is really fucking good :/

Just go find Narwhal from rogue legacy 1 and give it a listen

[sinful glen]

do i play second one while blasting 1st ost or do i play both

[cerulean moth]

Tower areas song is amazing

[placid fiber]

Well if you want to play the 1st one I would advise doing it before playing rogue legacy 2

[placid fiber]

Yeah, Narwhal

[cerulean moth]

Lol nvm then ha

[placid fiber]

:3

[sinful glen]

i dont mind playing both rarely skip games if they are anyhow connected

i just thought its mostly gameplay game

and maybe it like dosent matter

[cerulean moth]

Bottom areas boss music is good

One with guitar

Shame it’s so short loop is off putting in Spotify

[placid fiber]

imo going back to each class playing the same way(weapon-wise) might be a bit rough

tho... I like the knight's sword, so maybe not

[sinful glen]

wait first rouge legacy is not on steam?

[hearty nebula]

important video...

[placid fiber]

I love brute forcing the rogue legacy 2 boss scars... I found my dream combo: double damage dealt/taken, flight/damage aura(depending on the challenge), and then a status effect(Like burn)

[drowsy steppe]

shart..

[drowsy steppe]

kibby

[hearty nebula]

bean...

[obsidian prairie]

I wouldn't call it twisted

The next vessel for Abel's soul needs to sign the contract, which is entirely voluntary

[drowsy steppe]

you people

🙂

[fickle dagger]

cannot convince me relic isnt bugged

[obsidian prairie]

Did they fix it finally?

[fickle dagger]

the amount of time I die due to animation lock out

[remote lark]

happens after activating sword sword after certain actions like sprinting

[hearty nebula]

fix what

[remote lark]

use throwing knife to cancel it

[obsidian prairie]

Its 400 rating but actually reads as +2 instead of +3

[fickle dagger]

I'll have to record my gameplay because Throwing knife doesnt come out either

[remote lark]

then perish

[hearty nebula]

you are remembering wrong

it is 400 & below that are fake +3's

wait

yeah

there we go

but im pretty sure i have some fake +3's around still

[misty ravine]

animation lockout
Sounds similar to when the blade overheats because I told it to switch off and the game goes "actually you can't switch the sword off because you were in the 3rd quarter of the Heavy 2 backswing animation"

I could switch weapons but (among other things) that drops Muh Stacks

[fickle dagger]

Is this new ?

randomy got it

[misty ravine]

Yeah the Stims penances were added like a month ago

[fickle dagger]

adds up then for me

[clever swan]

thoughts

[fickle dagger]

Time to buy 4090

[hearty nebula]

thats awful

[past sierra]

whats ai tops

[placid fiber]

Welp... I've attained spin flight... :/

[past sierra]

thats base price
custom aib models will cost even more prob

[next crow]

TOPS is "trillion operations per second", according to google

[clever swan]

idk the ai particles they electrify, apparently

[fickle dagger]

still no flying cars tho

[north sedge]

i was hoping for AI bottoms

or at least AI switches

[clever swan]

[frozen kernel]

Does this imply we have AI tops?

Asking for a friend

[north sedge]

#zealot-class message

[frozen kernel]

Oh shit

NVIDIA I’m brrrrrrreaking in

[cerulean nest]

hello, may i get a beginner friendly build for zealot ?

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/sounds-like-someone's-posting-cringe-sounds-like-someone's-breaking-in-pentagon-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-zombies-gif-7772870889949566230

[spare talon]

better to start building off of a weapon you like tbh

zealot works best when you really click with the weapon

[cerulean nest]

probably going with relic weapon

eh blade

but im only lv 5 right now, just started zealot

[fleet zealot]

NICE AND STABLE

4.35 ghz

[thorn sable]

Path to chastise then

[fleet zealot]

ON GOD

[thorn sable]

CHASTISE THE HERETICS

[fleet zealot]

THANK YOU THERMAL paste and replugging in the AIO radiator

[frozen kernel]

Heck yeah

[spare talon]

either of these work
the first one is a lot more simple and just works
the second one has more moving parts but is just as good, but wont really shine as youre leveling till you reach the bottom of the tree

[cerulean nest]

thanks

[fleet zealot]

internet here still

way worse than the rpevious spot

but i can function

i can LIVE

[thorn sable]

Did you evict the mice?

[fleet zealot]

that was years ago

dw about it

[thorn sable]

I will never get over that story 😂

[frozen kernel]

Typical American roommates

[frozen kernel]

Pay them no mind

[fleet zealot]

hey

it was a 500$ one bedroom

in a town that studios typically go for 700$

you get what you pay for

[frozen kernel]

$500 one bedroom jfc

[fleet zealot]

really it's the landlord's fault for not doing any of it

[frozen kernel]

Oh to go back

[fleet zealot]

it wasn't worth it, black mold in the bathroom, mice living in the walls and under the floor,

oven didn't work, only the stove top did, oven would just burn and dry shit out and fill the apartment with fumes of some kind

[thorn sable]

Homie you were being robbed

[fleet zealot]

fruit flies from the garbage disposal no matter what i did sort of learning how to be a plumber

[frozen kernel]

I think my current apartment has black mold in the bathroom, I just wipe what’s visible off the wall when I clean

Only one burner on the stove works

[thorn sable]

Also you should sue that guy who poured milkshake on your computer 😉

[wanton fossil]

Wait $700 studios, $500 one-bedrooms… is this like, two decades ago? Or am I that jaded by DC area rents?

[frozen kernel]

Thankfully no garbage disposal or dishwasher to cause problems

[fleet zealot]

hey, it was a block from a grocery store and bus stop

[fleet zealot]

montana circa, 4 years ago?

maybe 5

[wanton fossil]

Goddamn

[fleet zealot]

probably closer to 5

[frozen kernel]

Pre Covid

[fleet zealot]

oh yea

[wanton fossil]

I need to get the fuck out of here

[fleet zealot]

immediately pre covid

[thorn sable]

Ten years ago I paid 3k a month for a 3 bed in the LES of NYC

Same place now rents for ~9k a month

[fleet zealot]

cause i was so fucking happy i didn't get stuck being homeless during covid

[wanton fossil]

It’s $2300 for the one bedroom I share with my partner

[fleet zealot]

i was so happy to have gotten out

[wanton fossil]

Not including utilities

[fleet zealot]

heating was free btw

but it was, a basement shithole

but hey, a spot a spot

[frozen kernel]

My rent went up $500 last year lol

[wanton fossil]

Or parking because fuck us for having cars in an area where the transit is trash

[frozen kernel]

Landlord sold to a Boston company

[fleet zealot]

yea mine went up to like

750$

[frozen kernel]

Company immediately jacked up everyone’s rent

[fleet zealot]

before i moved out

probably 800$ now

if not more

since i'm in a system now

and don't pay attention

[thorn sable]

Move to Tennessee, I’m renting a 3K sqft 6 bed ten minutes from Costco for like 2.5k. Built two years ago

[fleet zealot]

ten minutes from costco sounds fab

[frozen kernel]

The way MA works is that you can’t change rent on people during their lease, but in a month/year when it ends you can just be like “Lol pay new price or GTFO”

[thorn sable]

There’s also a Sam’s club and sprouts

[wanton fossil]

Holy hell. We’ve considered going south or to the Great Lakes region

[thorn sable]

The location is new parent catnip

Every other house on my street has a baby I shit you not

And the others all have kids

[frozen kernel]

That hacky sack is my will to live

I’m holding onto it tightly

But a large hand is trying to steal it away

[thorn sable]

We rented in Indiana (Bloomington) and looked at Gary (right on the lakes) and Madison Wisconsin. Very pretty, great food, prices were kinda crap and inventory was awful

LOTS of cultural stuff to do tho

[frozen kernel]

Biggest thing with a big move is first last and security on the next one when you’re barely making ends meet at your current place…

[thorn sable]

For thanksgiving a local farm to table place in Bloomington put on a whole massive feast with a big menu and a ton going on, they had a glass pumpkin festival, a massive music festival, really cool

[frozen kernel]

Goddamn

[spare dome]

how's the access to abortion

[thorn sable]

That sucks. When I was making ends meet canvassing I mostly lived with girlfriends because I couldn’t afford anything 😂

[wanton fossil]

We’d ideally like to buy eventually, but it’s 2025 and I’ve been job hunting post-layoff for 6 months now so

[fleet zealot]

we have 2 PPs in town but there is likely a good chance "protestors" will harass you

[thorn sable]

Lemme tell you, I was VERY generous in bed during that time LOL

[fleet zealot]

i don't think the hospitals do any besides medical emergencies

[spare dome]

im locked in with rent control at less than $600 a month presently

my plans for the future are bridge jumping

maybe ill land on a politician

oh, or a CEO?

[dusky python]

Am midwestern but have lived in tx, in New York, in Boston, and in CT. If I could w my job I would absolutely rather live in any of these places.

[spare dome]

the future sure is bright

[dusky python]

Great places to live.

[frozen kernel]

This would be ideal if so many other young people weren’t in a constant state of woe-is-me

[next egret]

Havoc working?
Did it update everyone's ranks?

[spare dome]

yea

[dusky python]

Also the South is fantastic wife is Southern.

[wanton fossil]

Either would be acceptable, no?

[copper hawk]

Balanced as all things should be

They hate zeal..

[thorn sable]

I’ve lived thru most of the country and I honestly love it, there’s cool stuff everywhere you go from Hawaii to Alabama and Massachusetts

[dusky python]

Ok fair

[dusky python]

Boston people were sometimes terrible but the city is heartbreakingly beautiful.

[frozen kernel]

City is probably the cleanest capital city in the US

[dusky python]

It’s SO pretty

[north sedge]

the people often suck

[dusky python]

And people are so smart and competent

But they are also sometimes terrible

[frozen kernel]

Boston is remarkably good about keeping trash and homeless away from the touristy areas like the common

Then in true city fashion dumps it somewhere else and forgets about it

[copper hawk]

Good ass video

[frozen kernel]

“Your district’s problem now!”

[dusky python]

Hahaha

[thorn sable]

It’s missin WOOSTAH

[frozen kernel]

I love that it starts in ptown

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/forest-sun-rays-calm-gif-23238611

[dusky python]

Where all good things start

[frozen kernel]

There you go

[dusky python]

Also bad things

[frozen kernel]

Worcester MA

[frozen kernel]

Insert a few bearded hipsters with dad bods

Craft IPA’s

[dusky python]

Now I miss MA wtf

[thorn sable]

I was out in western mass and gotta say, never thought I’d see that many bears

And I don’t just mean the local wildlife 😂

[frozen kernel]

Western MA is hippies and WEED country lmao

[fleet zealot]

i wonder

should i just

stress test with poe2

or just, take it easy

[frozen kernel]

There’s so much nothing out there

[fleet zealot]

i'm going to take it easy

[frozen kernel]

And then UMass Amherst

And a metric fuckton of dopey ass black bears lmao

[copper hawk]

Idk what Massachusetts is so

I take ur word 4 it

Weird ass alien location

[frozen kernel]

Our gay naval stronghold

[thorn sable]

They really are 😂

You’d be jogging out west and run into a bear family and they’d be like “oh fuck” and a cub would run into a tree trying to escape

[frozen kernel]

We gave a whole cape/peninsula to the gays and they made it fire

[fleet zealot]

ur going to hate my broke ass

but uhh

is it okay to use thermal paste barehanded

if i just wash really good with soap afterwards

[frozen kernel]

I mean like

Shouldn’t really get much on you anyways yeah it’s fine

[thorn sable]

Do you want ultra cancer of the ween next time you “explore your body”?

Don’t do it!

[frozen kernel]

You squirt it on the top and close the thing. If you’re wiping globs off the sides you put way too much lmao

[thorn sable]

Your parts will literally fall off and I’m not talking about the computer!

[frozen kernel]

Maybe a lil gets on the side of a finger because ofc naturally when you close a container of anything, that happens

Just scrub with paper towel and then rub your eyes later

[fleet zealot]

it was mostly me scrapping the residue off the radiator end

[placid fiber]

Huh, better be careful... otherwise I might need to return to the main menu and continue this run... tho that is a very handy thing to make use of, for getting out of dangerous areas faster >.>

[frozen kernel]

Yeah just a lil on your finger ain’t bad, it’s not toxic

[fleet zealot]

that really only matters to me if it's covered by insurance

[dusky python]

It’s true my insurance only covered an old hot dog as prosthesis.

It isn’t even kosher

[frozen kernel]

United got you too, huh?

[fleet zealot]

the only reason it's there is cause I don't really mind it, it's 5 year scrutiny to see if you deserve insurance to cover it, and then they might decide you have to pay any or even all amount out of pocket

i'm on medicaid, i believe blue cross blue shield

[fleet zealot]

lmao

[frozen kernel]

My state has socialist healthcare

I am poor and the state takes care of me

[fleet zealot]

all 3 top page google reviews

HOLY SHit

1 star

with 13 reviews

[frozen kernel]

I can go to another state, nearly die, wind up in their hospital, and come home to not a single Penny of debt

[fleet zealot]

i'm in terrible hands

actually yea, tehy are the reason i don't go to the dentist before

[dusky python]

Yeah even worse they keep telling me “no Kaggen we don’t cover treatment for stupid. There is no treatment for stupid.”

I ask every week

[frozen kernel]

All because we thought taking care of each other was a good thing

Wild concept

[remote lark]

Death

[fleet zealot]

i got my wisdom teeth pulled AND i was constantly "is this going to be covered by insurace, you have my insurance set up right?"

and guess what

i got a 4,000$ bill

[dusky python]

My teammates keep pulling me up from the ledge

[frozen kernel]

That’s why I refuse to get mine removed and to get braces

[fleet zealot]

bitch i'm disabled in the system that can go to collections

[copper hawk]

Nothing like teeth being considered as luxury bones

[frozen kernel]

The braces they just flat out told me “Yeah if you showed up before 21 it would’ve been covered but you can fuck yourself now”

[fleet zealot]

i hate people that reassure you via lying

[frozen kernel]

The wisdom teeth I just don’t trust

[dusky python]

Aren’t they tho wat u need for

[copper hawk]

Even if ur wisdom teeth not being removed can kill u if they need to be removed

[dusky python]

U think ur the fookin king

[frozen kernel]

Doesn’t hurt so I don’t think about it

[copper hawk]

The army did my wisdom teef..

[frozen kernel]

If my teeth wind up a lil crooked oh well, I was probably going to lose a few by the time I die anyways

Still got them all now

[copper hawk]

It sucked..

[fleet zealot]

yea i had to get mine taken out, so bad i thought my back teeth had cavaties but no my wisdom teeth were growing on their side

and putting pressure on my teeth

[copper hawk]

Wisdom teeth can kill u

[frozen kernel]

I will die

And history will forget me like many others

Such is life in the zone America

[copper hawk]

If they grow in impacted an abscess can form and infected fluid can get into ur blood

[dusky python]

I won’t forget u

[copper hawk]

And ur death will be Slow and Painful and Very Expensive

[frozen kernel]

Thankfully there isn’t any pain or anything, just every time I go to the dentist they’re like “damn bro you still got these???”

And every time I have to tell them “The place you referred me to does not have a working website and will not contact me back. Their phone number directs you to the website, and the website says to fuck off without a referral”

[dusky python]

I had to get mine hacksawed out

They were rotated

[frozen kernel]

And the receptionist just looks at me and goes “oh no lemme print you another referral that you’ll never get to show anyone”

And we go another year with wisdom teeth

[jagged cradle]

Not the medical bills…

[fleet zealot]

holy shit

i realized why i was so stressed from taking my computer apart

i'm fasting for my blood draw

thanks wires in my brain connecting

[frozen kernel]

ℱ

Have snack

Do thing

[copper hawk]

Mmm metabolic panel

[frozen kernel]

Hydration check zealots

Soda/Tea is not water

[copper hawk]

Mm energy drink

And soylent

[fleet zealot]

no

i jsut have water

[copper hawk]

(Last 2 things i drank)

[frozen kernel]

Being properly hydrated for 3 days makes you feel like u eat your veggies

[fleet zealot]

i have to fast or else my HRT, iron and vitD levels might not show correctly

oh i don't have hydration problems, got a big reusable water bottle

[fleet zealot]

throws rocks at it

until it explodes

[copper hawk]

Throws this at u

[frozen kernel]

I have one of the Brita ones but it’s smaller than the 32oz I broke. So now instead of refilling the ✨ filtered ✨ reusable water bottle like I would the old one, I just let it sit empty for the rest of the night

[copper hawk]

I use plastic bottle

[frozen kernel]

Lol I said

Lmao

[dusky python]

Lmao

[modern lintel]

so full of micro plastics

[frozen kernel]

Lil bit of this helps the thick water go down

[sharp pagoda]

What is the mk4 dueling sword god roll?

[hearty nebula]

dump mobility

[wanton fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/water-sucks-gatorade-is-better-the-water-boy-gif-17497971

[hearty nebula]

along with your braincells

you don't need those for ds4

[sharp pagoda]

I figured that. I mean perks and blessings?

[hearty nebula]

i forgor i don't use it

[copper hawk]

Flak unyielding

Uncanny precog

[sharp pagoda]

Thanks

[hearty nebula]

lmao

[ebon bobcat]

Bullying in Darktide real

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-kiss-suck-girl-gif-5525710854024677285

[copper hawk]

Does this 2 u

[obsidian prairie]

#1158835247685836853 message

[copper hawk]

(Ur shorter than me)

[obsidian prairie]

The horrors

[drowsy steppe]

lmaoo

[fleet zealot]

And my PC still stable and cool

[hearty nebula]

im usin da heavy swod again....

:3

[obsidian prairie]

Damn this interzone sure is void

[copper hawk]

Pawesome :3

[red swift]

I like that build a lot. You could replace flamer with bolter and go right side for good balance and ambuscade as well. Also that toughness node below IJ is underrated.

[obsidian prairie]

Lets play the game "Is this bait?"

[ebon bobcat]

Stupid humans and their giant ass structures that they build for some reason

[obsidian prairie]

I think you missed that I am outside the map

[ebon bobcat]

Thats normal

[obsidian prairie]

Level 245 psyker in heresy rocking this

[ebon bobcat]

Oh my goooood its red, must be good

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-gif-27652056

[hearty nebula]

loaded into the fat fuck convention

[drowsy steppe]

fat shamer!!

!!!

[copper hawk]

Cape

What the..

[ornate bone]

What stats do i want on the boltgun?

[copper hawk]

There's two schools of thought on it

Collateral or Mobility is your dump

Take ur pic

Pick

[ornate bone]

Probably mobility?

[copper hawk]

Collateral dump means it takes a few extra bolts to open up a bulwark shueld

Shield*

[ornate bone]

I pull it out to mag dump in most cases

[copper hawk]

Doesnt matter either way

Since most ppl wait for the bulwarks to expose themselves before firing

So dump either

Up 2 u

[ornate bone]

Allright. I'll try to get a mobility one

Thanks

[copper hawk]

[hearty nebula]

grrrr

game being bumpy weird

keep having really bad connection issues :( i just want to play wit heavy sword...

[ebon bobcat]

Heavy sword is too heavy for your connections

[median steeple]

fatshark servers moment

[hearty nebula]

sometimes i wonder if they've like

ever had a proper server maintenance

just like

shut the game down for a day

[red swift]

it would take longer than a day

[hearty nebula]

i mean

yeah

but you get what i mean

[vocal hatch]

Alrighty I'm alive and back. What i miss

[obsidian prairie]

Poxwalkers are 1.5 hitmass right

[ebon bobcat]

Who are you

Wait wrong chat

Actually eh its the same chat

[vocal hatch]

No one important if that really matters.

Used to not being

[ebon bobcat]

You are important, sparkhead

[vocal hatch]

Ha. Not really thanks

Tho

[ebon bobcat]

Everyone is important because someone thinks they are important

[vocal hatch]

Obviously you a skaven fan.

Check this out

One of my favorite skaven.

[copper hawk]

HATE skaven

[vocal hatch]

Thankyou. Just keep being asked who i am like a ego check or something. I only just started chatting here the past couple days

[copper hawk]

Evil rat monsters

[vocal hatch]

They are fucking cool

[ebon bobcat]

Shut up Na Na Boo Boo species

[copper hawk]

Na na boo boo

[vocal hatch]

😭🤣😭🤣

[vocal hatch]

They are evil tho so fair..

[ebon bobcat]

This looks sick, though I don't even know theses skavens

[vocal hatch]

Oh

Truly?

Your name tho

That's Thanqoul and Boneripper

[ebon bobcat]

My only source of skaverin is Vermintide 2

[vocal hatch]

There's a whole crazy story about him in the lore.

[ebon bobcat]

And I am too lazy to see Warhammer lore

[sterile basalt]

1.25

[vocal hatch]

Fair. There is a shit ton

[obsidian prairie]

Then manstopper (on dbarrel) is like 160 cleave

[ebon bobcat]

Though, I know about the main factions

So I ain't a fake skaven

[vocal hatch]

Fair

[sterile basalt]

It’s infinite cleave afaik

[obsidian prairie]

Not actually infinite

I tested and its 128 poxwalkers a shot

[vocal hatch]

Is this a special shot gun?

[sterile basalt]

Shotguns have a finite range

[vocal hatch]

How do you acquire?

[obsidian prairie]

In a blob point blank its 128

[sterile basalt]

Like, after a certain range, their hitscan attacks just “disappear”

[sterile basalt]

Oh idk then

[obsidian prairie]

I know cole or something said they found that it isn't infinite so I finally tested and its like 160

Effectively infinite

[sterile basalt]

What’s Darktide’s max enemy count on screen again

[nimble fiber]

[drowsy steppe]

double barrel shotgun with manstopper blessing. Presumably with scattershot as a 2nd blessing

[obsidian prairie]

Flechette

I like double crit blessings

[vocal hatch]

Ah ok I was under the impression there was special weapons hahaha

[obsidian prairie]

Nope it’s just a combo on double barrel

It says infinite cleave but it lies

The cleave is simply infinite under normal conditions

[sterile basalt]

Are you positive it’s 160 for both shotgun types

[obsidian prairie]

Wdym both

Single and both?

[sterile basalt]

DB and combat shotgun

[obsidian prairie]

I only tried dbarrel

[fleet zealot]

ehh on zealot

i don't think you can afford to go flechette with manstopper

[obsidian prairie]

I don’t on zealot

This is for my weapon spec

My zealot is Deathspitter both barrels

[fleet zealot]

i like manstopper on everything too much

it's just so satisfying

[grizzled aspen]

@sullen forge are you alive?

[remote lark]

I eated him

[vocal hatch]

Anyone have a sister of repentia zealot build.

Eviserator dps build

Just curious

[red swift]

like

charge or chorus or what

do u want the book or the charge?

[bitter anvil]

He’s a fish yes?

[cobalt crescent]

could anyone help me get the shocking stuff penance cant seem to get more than 38 of em on my own

[vocal hatch]

Charge probably but it's a theme. For fun and lore

Everyone so worried about optimum gameplay instead of what a game is intended to be

[red swift]

wdym

[vocal hatch]

Can't really say it any better

[red swift]

ok give an example

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9de8c15c-a961-417c-9651-e2cef8332e6e/evisc-2

perks and curios and stuff aren't set in stone you can just use that as a foundation if you want

[grizzled aspen]

Are you gamering or are you at work?

[red swift]

or copy it verbatim

[sullen forge]

what im lying in bed

[grizzled aspen]

Oh I got up like an hour ago and my headache is gone, was gonna see if you wanted to havoc.

[copper hawk]

I hate anythin

That would kidnap me and turn me into a ratogre

Or

Eat me

Skaven do these 2 thingz

[sullen forge]

if lumii is on probs

[bitter anvil]

Ratogre serum

[grizzled aspen]

Lumii is prob at work for like another 2 hours.

[sullen forge]

Then I should sleep

cause I have an early shift

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

[bitter anvil]

Hello froggy

[vocal hatch]

Ok so the veteran has the look and the mysticism of potential korp of Krieg which in lore is a badass faction. But it's horrible for optimum gameplay but it's lore and themed favored which is chefs kiss.

[red swift]

You can do Hellbore + Shovel in high level play if you want

It's not the best

But it's viable.

[fleet zealot]

Bolter not dumping collat smh

[obsidian prairie]

No good anti elites

[fleet zealot]

Do you even minimize ur maximums bro

[vocal hatch]

Hahahahha 🤣😭🤣😭🤣 fair

[obsidian prairie]

Shovel is slow at best

[red swift]

I should dump damage you're right

Hellbore has good armor pen now

well it did

now it's better

[obsidian prairie]

Still not enough for me to want to dance a crusher pack with it

[remote lark]

Work

[remote lark]

Yes

[bitter anvil]

Yummy fish for you

[vocal hatch]

A Tau?

[past sierra]

smilers

[vocal hatch]

Or actual blub blub

[bitter anvil]

Blub blub

[vocal hatch]

😭🤣😭🤣 oh ok.

[vocal hatch]

Right but that's what I mean. The viable part. Especially coming from w40k which is rich in lore .

I'm over thinking as usual. Just compassionate about warhammer. I've been a fan for a long damn time.

Like i want to make one of each class themed and strong. Without backlash.

[hearty nebula]

https://imgur.com/gallery/9EthOoW

[copper hawk]

not a real critter

space alien

[hearty nebula]

wrong

its u

actually

[copper hawk]

think i'll be playing war thunder tonight..

[hearty nebula]

wtfreak

deciever....

killz u

[vocal hatch]

Oof 🤣🤣 why you bully them.

[frosty herald]

Fishe

[obsidian prairie]

I wonder how hard it would be to test Grevious Wounds stagger breakpoints

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[vocal hatch]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead.

[remote lark]

@grizzled aspen @sullen forge @frozen kernel

havoc in 1h?

Wake up noobs

[vocal hatch]

Excessive hahaha

[frozen kernel]

I’m at work for another 2 but after that… 👉👈

[nimble fiber]

old doors be like

[modern lintel]

iv lost so far 6 near true survivor runs to psykers

[grizzled aspen]

Yarp.

Gale is uh...

Not gonna be able to join us tho.

Man needs to sleep before he has to get up for work.

[grizzled aspen]

Really easy, actually.

If you know normal stagger of your weapon, multiply it by 1.5x

Path already commented on this. :P

[remote lark]

Paths a nerd

[remote lark]

Ok

[grizzled aspen]

Says the nerd...

[zealous basin]

guys i cant stop thinking about this google ai hit i got earlier

this is the funniest thing that's ever happened

[remote lark]

I am intellectually disabled

[zealous basin]

wetf

there we are

[drowsy steppe]

wuh

[grizzled aspen]

We knew that already.

[nimble fiber]

huw

[remote lark]

yue

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-whar-whar-what-cat-whar-cat-cat-whar-slow-blink-orange-cat-whar-slow-blink-gif-6291533950402242103

[grizzled aspen]

You're a stupid poultry.

:3

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-yourself-on-the-back-helluva-boss-helluvaboss-close-the-case-stolas-gif-940167403528735934

aight back to Stalker2

[grizzled aspen]

The animation of this show seems excellent but the fanbase is unbelievably cringe and people would call me a furry if I watched it.

[misty portal]

my pc ran stalker 2 at 2 fps

[median steeple]

I do not interact with 90% of the fanbases I'm in

darktide is a rare instance of me doing so

I love throwing bolts at people

[nimble fiber]

I love that they can't rly do shit about it besides making faces

[past sierra]

cause bad gemu

[frozen kernel]

Feeling a lavatory/10 today

[frosty herald]

Stalker 2 if the framegen didnt lag after 5 reloads and didnt constantly crash

[zealous basin]

ridin the edge brother

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

[frozen kernel]

First day back after holidays always hurts the worst

We soldier on

[nimble fiber]

seems 2 be more of a u problem cause it never crashed for me so far

[frozen kernel]

This unironically. Watched a couple episodes with some offline friends who found it without knowing about the fan base, it was nice to be ignorant

[frosty herald]

Constantly crashing is an excegeration but im not constantly wanting to relaunch the game cause of weird stuff

[frozen kernel]

Good media with terrible fans. Name a more iconic duo

[nimble fiber]

understandable
hope it gets better 4 u

[frozen kernel]

Thankful that the worst I ever got was that weird memory leak that would cause the FPS to just drop to 20 out of nowhere

Haven’t played since the big A life update

[lament blaze]

darktide my beloved

[frosty herald]

Ah yes

The rostok personal stash memory leak

[copper hawk]

Yo mama .

[frozen kernel]

Happened to me in Zalissiya

[nimble fiber]

u ever been bullied by 7 bloodsuckers at once

[frozen kernel]

Constantly

[grizzled aspen]

🫃

[copper hawk]

U btw

U when lumii

Ur a lumiigrub btw

[frosty herald]

2 is annoying enough

[grizzled aspen]

No?

[frosty herald]

And dont get me started on the pure evil that are poltergheists

[copper hawk]

Yerp

Ur a lumii grub

[nimble fiber]

it was pure pain, had 2 stand on top of a crate and rollup/smoke 2 make it less stressful

[grizzled aspen]

Proof? Noobling?

[nimble fiber]

what are poltergeists again

wait

[nimble fiber]

this cunt?

[frosty herald]

I have a diamond exo and the compass and i could unironically die due to rodents

[frosty herald]

Yeah

[nimble fiber]

ay u don't get me started on rodents

unironically everytime I see them I throw all my nades cause fuck them

I hate them so much

[drowsy steppe]

me waking up at 3 am unprompted be like

minus the shotgun

[nimble fiber]

what if
plus the shotgun

[jagged cradle]

I didn’t know you could kill them for the longest time

[high zodiac]

probably my 9th time trying it and i cannot disprove that Shroudfield is the worst skill tree

[drowsy steppe]

that would be not preferable

[frozen kernel]

“Bloodsuckers have too much HP!”

Chimera and Poltergeist:

[obsidian prairie]

Aren’t they just countered with AP ammo or something

I remember one of you saying that

[frozen kernel]

They’re still pissed about Stingray 2 skip

[nimble fiber]

don't think I have met chimeras yet, heard they're a pain in the ass tho

[frozen kernel]

Where you just say “lol bye nerd” and clip through the floor in front of the poltergeist right into X8

I’ve fought a single chimera (it wasn’t the story one) and that bastard ate so much ammo even post-mutant nerf

SOPFOR is also a shit weapon so even a 50 round mag didn’t help there

But I unloaded my whole SPAS like 3-4 times on top of the 300+ black tip 5.56

I only got lucky because the pathfinding just had a stroke and it stopped turning

[nimble fiber]

I would've thrown all my nades

[frozen kernel]

I would’ve if it wasn’t right next to me

I was just sitting wedged between a barrel and scrap wood with my asshole puckered

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[frozen kernel]

Just slowly unloading entire magazines into the small head

[nimble fiber]

did u make a selfie with him

[frozen kernel]

I was curious if it took extra damage

If PDA had a selfie function I would

But that would require Skif to have a face

Right now Skeefa is what I picture him to be depending on my current status

Nearly out of ammo and meds chugging energy drinks to limp back to the nearest base?

Full Grizzly Adam’s beard and a bloody DOOM portrait

[drowsy steppe]

he looks like a chill guy

[frosty herald]

How to kill pseudogiants

Find the nearest house

And camp

[copper hawk]

piety smaul is still p fun..

[nimble fiber]

huh

I haven't encountered that shit yet

sounds unpleasant

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jrkFRIcDMTDMSXVyX?invite=cr-MSw2RmEsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

grr..

[obsidian prairie]

I got tossed through the roof of Gloriana today

At least you can be rescued

[grizzled aspen]

Lately I keep getting booped around by plogryn/burgle attacks and winding up in oob places with no deathboxes.

[obsidian prairie]

I got to enjoy the view on top of the ceiling

[rocky nacelle]

noob

[spare talon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1hvkf69/solod_a_bulwark_feeling_good/

[copper hawk]

FULL DOWNTIER !!!!

[obsidian prairie]

I expected bait or massive skill issue or something this just made me feel kinda nice

[frozen kernel]

Literal veterans holding me up at work

I cannot escape

Omw home now

[spare talon]

tell them plasma is a crutch

[frozen kernel]

They’re telling me what all the wires do in a camera

[obsidian prairie]

Just add the oxygen to your cells manually it’s that shrimple

[frozen kernel]

And to invest

“Green one goes to the eye, two others go off to the coax”

Thank u Neil

But hey the ~~five ~~ fifty minutes of conversation means something to them so eh, I’ll suffer

There’s gems occasionally

[red swift]

DARKTIDE havoc 40 no talents grey weapons, Bulwark kill true solo.

[frozen kernel]

“There’s operations for ugly, you can’t fix stupid” is my favorite

[acoustic dune]

OK hear me out

What if

Akimbo gun

Or melee

[twin wagon]

Veteran needs a buff.

[grizzled aspen]

Shit yourself NOW.

[frozen kernel]

We get tech adept but

It can only wield 3 guns

A finger curls on the monkeys paw

[twin wagon]

I'm serious

Why the hell would I run a veteran

when I can run a soyker

In fact why don't we run 3 soykers and 1 zealot

[grizzled aspen]

Tech adept would be sick if they get their ranged option on a mechadendrite.

[grizzled aspen]

Because that zealout needs ammo generation through the vet and voc can be spammed far easier than chorus can.

Also vet has field improv.

And shredders are op.

Do you want it in a bullet list or something?

[frozen kernel]

Ye pls

[twin wagon]

You don't need ammo regen if you are the only one using ammo

[frozen kernel]

Unironically

[twin wagon]

And not a glugger*

[grizzled aspen]

Somebody doesn't know h40 ammo economy...

Mfw boltgun gets one bullet from an ammo tin:

[twin wagon]

I've run more havoks than you.

[frozen kernel]

I want to be able to share the info with my noobfriends

[copper hawk]

SILENCE noobz.

[twin wagon]

With 3 soykers you don't need ammo regen, unless again you are a glugger

[grizzled aspen]

And yet your claim of "you don't need ammo gen" is still wrong.

[twin wagon]

or a gunker

[grizzled aspen]

:P

[frozen kernel]

So I’ll gladly take numbers

[copper hawk]

i'll take

ur ZOUL

[twin wagon]

YOu don't need ammo if you are not an idiot.

Anyone who's played vt2 knows exactly what I'm talking about

But hey dt got you been kerillians

[grizzled aspen]

Promise?

[copper hawk]

noh

not urs

ur doomed 2 stay on this cursed earth

[acoustic dune]

zoul?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-gif-18874955

[grizzled aspen]

We need a polearm melee desperately in this game.

[obsidian prairie]

Greatspear PLEASE

[grizzled aspen]

I was thinking more like a poleaxe.

[obsidian prairie]

I think big spear is a bit more thematically appropriate

Zealots aren’t known for actually good weapons

Just really big ones

[visual stream]

Tbf eviscerators and thunder hammers are quite "actually good", aren't they?

[red swift]

Darktide doesn’t let me powerstance greatspears with flaming strike whats the point

[obsidian prairie]

I mean realistically

Evisc would be terrible

[acoustic dune]

phalanx spear

mmh

[obsidian prairie]

It would get stuck on everything and slip the chain every 5 swings

[red swift]

Aren’t eviscerators lore wise like

So fast they just cleave through everything

[acoustic dune]

self sharpening

[red swift]

And people self mutilate themselves on accident a lot with them

[obsidian prairie]

Yes, but I said realistically

[grizzled aspen]

Chain weapons are razor sharp and they don't give a fuck about what youre making them chew through.

The issue is getting them to bite.

[red swift]

Oh I see

[obsidian prairie]

On this side we have laws of physics

[grizzled aspen]

So let's put it like this, right.

An eviscerator could absolutely saw through astartes ceramite.

The issue is twofold, though.

One, are you strong enough to even get the teeth to bite into ceramite?

Two, can you hang onto the damn thing when you start sawing or not?

[grizzled aspen]

(the answer to both of these questions is no btw)

[acoustic dune]

big fuckoff panel

to bash someone head in

[grizzled aspen]

Kostaltyn headass mf.

[obsidian prairie]

Evisc would be such a horribly impractical weapon

[grizzled aspen]

For normal humans, yes.

[obsidian prairie]

Too heavy, poorly balanced to an extreme, high maintenance, massive chance of malfunction

[grizzled aspen]

If you're an ogryn, though, I'm sure you have the strength to make them work correctly.

[obsidian prairie]

And a bad design in the first place

[grizzled aspen]

Though, at that point, youre an ogryn.

[grizzled aspen]

You could use a telephone pole as an effective weapon.

[obsidian prairie]

How would you get the flat sides along the chain through the hole you carved

[grizzled aspen]

This is why h40 players do not make sense to me.

[red swift]

Looks good to me

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to throw you underneath razorback tracks.

[red swift]

Flak over 5% crit would be better

[obsidian prairie]

Got to see a godrolled trauma with a damage dump today

[grizzled aspen]

Damage dump knife.

[acoustic dune]

most i can find weapon wise

[red swift]

Yeah looks fine to me

[acoustic dune]

is not much

[red swift]

Most of his damage coming from bleed anyway

[acoustic dune]

guh

why didnt they dump pen?

[red swift]

Pen isn’t rending

So you’d lose damage even with uncanny

Even more damage than dumping the actual damage stat, ask me how I know

[obsidian prairie]

It’d be like 2-3% tops

[acoustic dune]

wait

what is pen exactly?

[red swift]

It’s just damage against flak and Cara

[obsidian prairie]

Pen directly affects base ADM for flak and Cara

[acoustic dune]

eh

my main fav knife is a pen dump

[red swift]

I remember I tried dumping pen and some specific breakpoints I wasn’t hitting anymore, felt bad

I think you’re better off just dumping damage if you want to keep mobility at 80

[acoustic dune]

eh

ill try that

[obsidian prairie]

I think you’re just better off hurling yourself into a pit

[acoustic dune]

i have a dump damege knife anyway

(i put bleed on it)

(for the funny)

[red swift]

I’ll try not to break my neck on the way

[copper hawk]

noobs..

[acoustic dune]

O look it's mr weird n bumpy

[grizzled aspen]

You're still sacrificing a large portion of knife's massive damage potential just for a chance of inflicting a lot of bleed.

Also he was using chorus.

So.

Even less damage.

[red swift]

If he’s chorus he’s piety

[grizzled aspen]

:))))))

[red swift]

With scourge is easy consistent damage

[grizzled aspen]

He wasn't.

[red swift]

Let me see the.

Then

[grizzled aspen]

IJ.

I don't have inspect from social. :P

[red swift]

Screenshot the build

.

Should’ve had lacerate then

[grizzled aspen]

This was in a pub.

[red swift]

Not a bad knife with piety though

[grizzled aspen]

Hishock gloriana.

[frozen kernel]

Anyone who’s ever tried to drill into straight concrete and had to find an RL Ogryn knows this pain

Shit just starts rejecting your weak aura as you attempt to penetrate several inches of fucking solid stone for a screw hole

[grizzled aspen]

Just exude a stronger aura then.

(I have 180lbs of idiot to lean into that drill)

[frozen kernel]

Big motherfucker was like 6’5” and fat as shit but it was hockey meat

The rest of us were maybe ~120lb IT guys

“BIG JOSH WE NEED YOU”

[grizzled aspen]

Gain weight, lift heavy, exude stronger aura.

Ezpz.

[frozen kernel]

No no, I like having a large goon at my beck and call

In time he’ll say things like, “Heheh nice one, boss”

[grizzled aspen]

Then you'll tell him to do something very simple and he will fuck it up in such a way that you are impressed, as all goons do.

[frozen kernel]

Alternatively “get out of my chair you little shit”

Because what am I gonna do, take the chair?

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, shall I summon the dog?

Or are you still at work?

[frozen kernel]

Ye home at last

[acoustic dune]

Aura??? Like in darktide???

[grizzled aspen]

@remote lark awaken.

[frozen kernel]

Just strippin

[acoustic dune]

Darktide reference????

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe keep things like this one to yourself chief.

[acoustic dune]

In this cold?

Are you mad?

[frozen kernel]

That’s the problem

I’m like a matryoshka doll

[grizzled aspen]

Banx is actually this little goblin-esque creature that controls a giant robot and masquerades as human.

[frozen kernel]

Shit you got me