zealot-class

[drowsy steppe]

trans fetishizer

[pale spindle]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[acoustic dune]

they calling me a chaser for saying the word futa

[autumn vector]

...

[copper hawk]

Be nice to knify English is like his third language

[acoustic dune]

well defending the use anyway

[storm crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-luna-fbi-cat-fwadri-gif-12112699500182423651

[storm crypt]

holy ai slop

[copper hawk]

I love slop

[storm crypt]

i like the wizard cat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031307574429106300/1290811426650456065/4x29-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter.gif

[pale spindle]

No it's because you said this:

#zealot-class message

[storm crypt]

we're looping back around to people using AI for memes again

[copper hawk]

This video is so fucking funny

The abrupt cut kills me every time

[pale spindle]

Chaser is the trans/nonbinary equivalent of someone who says:

"I'm into Asian girls"

[acoustic dune]

aye fair enough
but you gotta get from a guy who saw this happen before with the word ''femboy'' its hard not to think its not political

[frozen glen]

im into asian girls

[frosty herald]

atraction and fetish are 2 different things

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-bye-bye-bye-i-am-out-im-out-gif-14554602

[pale spindle]

Stop

[frozen glen]

ive only ever dated asian girls

[drowsy steppe]

anyways

shield of contempt good

[frozen glen]

who are u bro

[drowsy steppe]

your hopes and dreams

[clever swan]

holy based

[clever swan]

who isn't brother

[hard nexus]

uh oh

fetishization in my zealot chat?

[frosty herald]

red is literally asian lmao

[autumn vector]

It can only pop on one person at a time and has a global internal cd of 10 seconds.

[plucky gate]

imagine dating
fake gamer

[clever swan]

oh no offended people in my zealot chat (they make racist jokes once a day)

[hard nexus]

only procs on health damage

[acoustic dune]

(minimum)

[pale spindle]

Here we go https://youtu.be/S__lxcYXQKU?si=P9x9kPyIaSfiyVA3

[frozen glen]

thats me

i only date asian girls

[autumn vector]

This is true but shiter pugs take lots of health damage

[pale spindle]

Gay Asian queen dropped her crown 👑

[hard nexus]

you wouldn’t last a minute in a cod lobby lil bro

[drowsy steppe]

is it

[hard nexus]

yes

[clever swan]

jokes on you the chats I spend most of my time in ARE cod lobbies (not literally)

[autumn vector]

Soc is imo a trap and waste of a point

[hard nexus]

2 points actually

[drowsy steppe]

did the tooltip mentioned health damage specifically

[hard nexus]

no but it was changed to it

[drowsy steppe]

omfg Fatshark

[frozen glen]

the famously reliable fatshark tooltips

[autumn vector]

We live in a post tooltip society. Test and dadtmine everything.

[acoustic dune]

anyhow fellow asian

[hard nexus]

holy shit darktide reference

[acoustic dune]

red

whats your fav rice

[copper hawk]

Yep

Another nerf to zealot

[hard nexus]

jasmine

[copper hawk]

Another rework to Ogryn

Oooh im gotta crashout again

[storm crypt]

shoutouts to when they said perfect strike (whatever the ignore hit mass on crit) increased crit chance and then it actually increased crit damage but said chance for like 2 patches

[hard nexus]

another buff to vet

[copper hawk]

Grrr..

[autumn vector]

Also get the mod that tells you full tool tips

[hollow dove]

real

[copper hawk]

Is vet getting a buff this patch

[acoustic dune]

tbh i dont get whats different rice are like

[hard nexus]

no thank fuck

as far as we know

no

[autumn vector]

Idr what it called but it probably mentions the health bit about soc.

[acoustic dune]

i only have one brand and dont really care for it much

[hard nexus]

neither do i but i know getting the nicer rice tastes better

[copper hawk]

SoC used be our bootleg Iron Will

[acoustic dune]

rice cooker

[hard nexus]

i have one

[hollow dove]

i dont think i ever tasted the difference between two rice brands

[acoustic dune]

?

[copper hawk]

But only Vet is allowed to have a meownopoly on broken blessings

[hard nexus]

not brands, types of rice, like jasmine, basmati

[acoustic dune]

you make soup or stew with it sometime?

[light badge]

I am doing a racism

I think

[hollow dove]

oh right right

ye

[light badge]

(I'm Japanese)

[hard nexus]

uh oh

[hollow dove]

ni hao

[hard nexus]

how r u doing a racism

[acoustic dune]

thats tfor the rice question

[light badge]

Si

[acoustic dune]

but ok

[hard nexus]

omg asian baddie trad wife anime girl omg omg

[acoustic dune]

idk are you like calling me white or smth?

[hard nexus]

goth asian baddie with wolfcut 5’6

[hollow dove]

cottage core koreans only

[twin saddle]

Im looking for a Duelling sword on zealot, and for like, the 8th time in a row now, there was NO duelling sword IN THE SHOP... I am literally lvl 26 and ive been looking since i unlocked it. Is this normal, is my game bugged or just, insanely bad luck?

[light badge]

I know ur shitposting but I threw up in my mouth a little

[hard nexus]

men…………..

[hollow dove]

everyone usually just buys a brunt and then upgrades it (assuming you've got mastery)

[acoustic dune]

sexy men

[hard nexus]

hrm…

[clever swan]

is this the Asian girl appreciation chat chat

[hard nexus]

no we don’t like you

[clever swan]

wow racist

[copper hawk]

Lvl up 4 more times and u can buy the broken weapon of ur dreams

[clever swan]

if I was Asian it'd be fine i bet

[twin saddle]

Well, about that, i bought 9 of them already, and pretty much every time its either minimum penetration or minimum finesse...

[copper hawk]

Yah

[twin saddle]

How so?

[copper hawk]

Ur just unlucky

[hollow dove]

you're just getting warmed up

[acoustic dune]

sorry lads only super stereotypical asian here

[twin saddle]

mhmmmmmm

[hollow dove]

9 is pretty standard 😂

[copper hawk]

DS4 is the best wpn in the game right meow

[acoustic dune]

wheres your rice farner hat?

[copper hawk]

Busted beyond belief

[acoustic dune]

n rice field

[storm crypt]

yeah but thunder hammer funny

[twin saddle]

well at least if i saw a couple of them in the shop every now and then i feel like i would have already gotten something that is at least two percent off or something

[copper hawk]

Honestly

Doesnt matter

[acoustic dune]

gpd i wish i am in asia

[copper hawk]

If it has uncanny or precog u can dump pen

[hollow dove]

???

[clever swan]

my dream life (not really it probably sucks)

[acoustic dune]

i fucking hate the cold

[copper hawk]

It doesnt matter

[hollow dove]

this chat is getting weird

[copper hawk]

It's all so tiresome..

[royal vortex]

it always is

welcome to hell

[clever swan]

this chat could get a lot weirder

[twin saddle]

alright well i am buying one more

[acoustic dune]

i came to study in europe

[storm crypt]

yeah it could be weirder

[frozen glen]

go away

you stink

[acoustic dune]

my ass is asian

[storm crypt]

you guys wanna see my furson-

[acoustic dune]

you wanker

a south east to be exact

[hollow dove]

where r u from originally?

[twin saddle]

lets hope it will be at most 65% mobility and 5% missing pen, that would be something im willing to settle for...

[hard nexus]

i’ve seen 2 people from here’s fursonas

[twin saddle]

wish me luck lads

[acoustic dune]

laos

[hollow dove]

ohh

Sabaidee

[storm crypt]

you're collecting the animals like pets

[copper hawk]

Oh my god

[acoustic dune]

nice one

[hard nexus]

i put them in little cages and show them off at flea markets

[copper hawk]

The first person ever dm me here showed me his unsolicited lmfak

[hollow dove]

I speak thai, close enough innit

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[acoustic dune]

sadly forgot how to speak karoeke

[copper hawk]

He asked if I was a femboy as his first ever time talking to me

Are you a gay furry femboy ? Is my assessment correct ?

[hollow dove]

are you though

[twin saddle]

I got a duelling sword with 3% finesse as a dump stat. Nice.

[copper hawk]

Yeah

He guessed right

[twin saddle]

Gonna be hitting heads with that one

[acoustic dune]

o nice
give us back our emerald buddah

[hollow dove]

only femboys allowed in zealot chat

[acoustic dune]

you land stealer

[copper hawk]

That's vet chat

[visual stream]

The first person to DM me unsolicited here told me "Go fuck yourself and die bastard"

[acoustic dune]

):<

[visual stream]

I had never interacted with them before

[clever swan]

holy shit based

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-truth-nuke-truth-truke-soyjak-gif-1725426560853991281

[acoustic dune]

anyhow the cold suck

i wish i was cooked alive instead

[storm crypt]

i would rather it be cold than warm because its easier to warm a room than cool it down

[clever swan]

the cold is better

[pale spindle]

ive been playing more subnautica than darktide, am I cheating 😔

[copper hawk]

Hate both

[acoustic dune]

if its to hot just put on the fan

[storm crypt]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[hollow dove]

AC tho

[copper hawk]

Im a delicate flower

[acoustic dune]

and the electric bill aint gonna climb high

[copper hawk]

If it's not like cencal then it's inhospitable

[hollow dove]

however yeah when it's warm its like everywhere

[copper hawk]

Shrimple as

[acoustic dune]

compare to winter

[hollow dove]

cold you can just wear more clothes

[copper hawk]

[hollow dove]

when it's warm you can't just wear less clothes

[acoustic dune]

I WILL NOT USE THE RADIATOR

[storm crypt]

yeah but it's a lot easier to trap heat than it is cold

[acoustic dune]

THAT SHIT COST MONEY

[clever swan]

I think AC is actually more effective at removing heat than most things are at generating it. I thought the same thing as you and looked it up recently

[hollow dove]

i eat a lot of pizza at winter

[copper hawk]

My computer works as a heater

[hollow dove]

bc the oven makes the house warm

fr fr

[storm crypt]

your body also produces heat

[acoustic dune]

I AM WARMING MYSELF WITH 3 BLANKY

[copper hawk]

So I prefer cold on deployment

[storm crypt]

so its easier to get more comfortable making it warmer than colder

[acoustic dune]

yeah i used to do that

put on a game

[storm crypt]

also it's cozier to curl up in a blanket

[acoustic dune]

sit on my lap

burn myself

[storm crypt]

vs. getting butt naked in the summer

[acoustic dune]

coward

i love being naked

[copper hawk]

On my last deployment it was conpletely humid and around 90 or 100 degrees daily

[acoustic dune]

in DA HEAT

[copper hawk]

Worst kind of weather i think

[hollow dove]

fahrenheit

my nightmare

[copper hawk]

U walk outside and ur sopping wet

Walking into an open air sauna

[acoustic dune]

anyhow imma get a french kebab

[hollow dove]

wtf is a french kebab

[acoustic dune]

also thai boi

[storm crypt]

bunch of french people on a stick idk

[acoustic dune]

hows the monarchy there?

[hollow dove]

idk

i dont live there kekw

[acoustic dune]

still wacked?

[copper hawk]

Of course gale is a moot

OF COURSE !!!

[acoustic dune]

anymore?

[hollow dove]

everyone still wishes bhumibol lived ig

[copper hawk]

Furries r a hive mind i swer,,

[acoustic dune]

somehow me too

heard the new king# suck

[storm crypt]

what are u talkin about

[acoustic dune]

asian politic

dont worry

[storm crypt]

star not u

mb

i forgor to reply

[hollow dove]

yeah

[acoustic dune]

didnt he escape the country?

to europe or smth?

[copper hawk]

Gale is ur moot..

Gale is knify's moot..

Furry hivemind..

[acoustic dune]

tf is a moot

[storm crypt]

mutual

[acoustic dune]

oh

[storm crypt]

yeah i talk in here once in a blue moon and they saw me and added me

[acoustic dune]

thought moot as the creater of 4chan moot

[storm crypt]

i havent really talked to them much

LOL

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[storm crypt]

i forgot his name was moot

[light badge]

Tf is a moot

[storm crypt]

mutual

oomf....

[copper hawk]

GALE !!

[acoustic dune]

you are a moot tintin

[copper hawk]

Galephobia,,

[acoustic dune]

(are you tintin)

[copper hawk]

No that's hahnda

[acoustic dune]

close enough

prob

[copper hawk]

uglysweatersliming

[acoustic dune]

idk

i am hungy

ok outside cold time

[light badge]

Just ate bacon

Life good

[autumn vector]

Use brunts armory and craft one

[autumn vector]

Ur sub level 30. None of that matters.

[sullen forge]

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

Iq wanna try eggnog someday

Also get a gas mask for winter

So I can trap heat

[light badge]

Most autistic thing I've read today

[acoustic dune]

It's stylish to me

[sullen forge]

you're telling me you keep count

[light badge]

Do u not

[acoustic dune]

Sound autistic if you did

[hollow dove]

i'm making pasta

it's 11:30 pm here lmao

[acoustic dune]

Same timezone

Please tell me you aren't in France

[sullen forge]

no

[hollow dove]

no, thankfully

[sullen forge]

no I dont

[hollow dove]

the netherlands

[acoustic dune]

gud keep away from the baguette

[copper hawk]

Noob

[hollow dove]

i dont like baguette

[hollow dove]

one time i had a baguette and it was so hard that the roof of my mouth got sore

and now i dont eat baguettes anymore

[acoustic dune]

The Vietnamese sandwich is all for me

[acoustic dune]

Dude wtf

You were trying to eat a national weapon

[hollow dove]

banh mi?

[tame narwhal]

So uhh… recommended perks for knife? My apologies for asking a lot, I’m just really wanting to enjoy this thing at its best

[hollow dove]

banh mi fucks

[acoustic dune]

Ye

N it's all mine

MINE

[hollow dove]

okay knify lemme check

do you also add sriracha to pasta

[acoustic dune]

Don't have the luxury

[hollow dove]

what

sriracha is dirt cheap

[acoustic dune]

Can't find any

Plus I perfer chili oil

[clever swan]

Tabasco is goated but not Asian so kinda off topic

[hollow dove]

i dont like tabasco it's too acidic

it's like chili vinegar

[clever swan]

I drink it directly sometimes it tastes good

[hollow dove]

wtf france is wild

[acoustic dune]

I don't want those american spicy sauce

Me want asian asian spicy

[hollow dove]

i dont consider sriracha spicy

it's just asian ketchup

[pine osprey]

I like french food, especially when they light the entire plate on fire <3

[acoustic dune]

God I miss dry pepper

[acoustic dune]

Tf isca asian ketchup

[hollow dove]

boeuf bourguignon fucks hard

[pine osprey]

True though, the the little amount of eastern food that I have gotten, have been EPIC

[acoustic dune]

Never had those

[pine osprey]

Why are we talking about food in the zealot channel?

[hollow dove]

its used a lot in thai and vietnamese food

[hollow dove]

wdym zealot channel is a channel for everything

[clever swan]

I never liked Sriracha that much. it just doesn't taste all that great

[south grove]

because we can?

[tame narwhal]

Finally... The back shot knife

[pine osprey]

Fair

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-27330807

[hollow dove]

Yeah thats why i said it's like asian ketchup

it's just very mid

[pine osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-spy-x-family-spy-bruh-bruh-moment-gif-25527210

[hollow dove]

but every asian i know has a bottle in house

[south grove]

siracha is made with jalapeno instead of actual asian spices

that's why lmfao

[clever swan]

every white person i know does too

[hollow dove]

The rooster brand is yes

[acoustic dune]

Tbh I want spicy enough to make me sweat but not artificial spicy like from the korean

[pine osprey]

WE MUST BRING BACK THE SPICE TRADE!!!

[acoustic dune]

Those instant noodle suck

[south grove]

I grow chili peppers in my backyard

so I can actually eat real spices

my roommates don't enjoy it tho

[acoustic dune]

Fuckin quarter jap

[hollow dove]

https://www.ecoumene.com/en/produit/semences/potageres/piment/ardent/piment-prik-chi-faa-bio/#:~:text=The Prik Chi Faa pepper,the top of the plant
This is what is in thai siracha

[pine osprey]

I am strange, I can eat almost anything edible with little to no repercussions

[south grove]

you're calling me that while being in france?

shocking

[acoustic dune]

As if yourself is in asia

[clever swan]

I feel a race war brewing

another day in zealot chat really

[acoustic dune]

Nah its race history

[elfin thorn]

what's good to have on a curios? toughness and resistance to snipers/gunners?

[hollow dove]

I run 1x stamina, 2x toughness, with minor stats being 3x toughness, 3x gunner and 3x stamina regen

[violet hornet]

Many use primarily toughness with perks being toughness, health, and gunner resist, but once you're confident in not getting hit so much swapping one for a +3 stamina works well too

[acoustic dune]

God I miss papaya salad

[violet hornet]

stam regen good too for sure

[elfin thorn]

what makes stam regen good?

[hollow dove]

Failsafe

Running out of stamina can be fatal

[acoustic dune]

The block

[violet hornet]

stamina lets you effectively block, push, and sprint - having more stamina and regen means more uptime for that keeping your block, push, and sprint effective

[hollow dove]

it also lets you ress easier

[acoustic dune]

Inf push is what you wanna aim

[violet hornet]

yea being able to repeatedly push a poxburster or horde can be very useful

[storm crypt]

real ones use health/toughness/revive ally

do not look further into this

[tame narwhal]

Is block efficiency any good? Saw a video of a guy showing it but I guess I just wanna know more thoughts on it

[elfin thorn]

yeah i suppose that sounds like a good case

[hollow dove]

Not in Darktide, but it's mandatory in vermintide

[hard nexus]

i run 3 toughness curios with
3x toughness
3x hp
2x gunner res
1x of whatever

[acoustic dune]

Real one don't get down in the first place

[hollow dove]

it also depends on your playstyle

[tame narwhal]

OH SHIT I GUESS ILL BE PLAYING VERMINTIDE MORE LMAO

[hollow dove]

for zealot you typically dont wanna block a lot

bc duelist

[acoustic dune]

Yeah like mine who run 2 stam curio n 1 toughness

[storm crypt]

block efficiency is a psyker meme

[hard nexus]

you don’t wanna block a lot in general

[tame narwhal]

I’m running around with a knoife

[acoustic dune]

With low stam weapon that's a nice combo for me

[hard nexus]

blocking is only effective on psyker with KD, ogryn (kinda)

[sullen forge]

Block effecieny + Kinetic Deflector + Deflector

[storm crypt]

yeah but i play with pubs most of the time

[hard nexus]

other than that

[sullen forge]

literally summons Hahnda

[hard nexus]

it should really only be used while dodging away from ragers

[acoustic dune]

Flex on them a wee bit then pick them up

[polar nexus]

turns out i have been playing with a loadout and never bothered to check the curios... so i had 3tg but you don't wanna know the perks

[tame narwhal]

I play with pubs all the time lol

[acoustic dune]

Then they'll never get down again

[storm crypt]

gonna laugh if the 2h force sword doesnt have deflector

[clever swan]

blocking is useful when you're 6.9 feet away from a rager's blade (they can hit you 7 feet away) and you already dodged 18 times to get there

[sullen forge]

Im gonna fucking SEETHE if it doesn't

[acoustic dune]

Out of fear of getting sexo by teamate

[sullen forge]

I hope it has Blazing Spirit and some sort of Crit Blessing

[acoustic dune]

OK hear me out

What if

[hollow dove]

blocking is also p good against chaos spawn

[storm crypt]

2h force sword not having deflector 2h power sword not having power cycler equivalent
🤝

[acoustic dune]

Deflector inflect back on the enemy

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[sullen forge]

so a parry

[acoustic dune]

that but for range weaponn

[hollow dove]

+3 stamina curios on ogryn fr fr

[storm crypt]

devils claw ||two handed|| sword

imagine the parries

[sullen forge]

I know I suggested they changed the Obscurus to be like

a parry of somekind so its Unique

[hollow dove]

im so curious to see what the new 2h power sword's special attack will be like

[sullen forge]

Poke

[hollow dove]

i read sprint and i was sold

[sullen forge]

its a poke

[storm crypt]

i assume its just if you sprint and charge a heavy you just stab with it

which is kind of cool i guess

[hollow dove]

combat knife pog

very big knife

[storm crypt]

watch it be a poke with terrible single target profiling

[visual stream]

Watch two handed sword sprint attack spam be faster than normal sprinting

[storm crypt]

i hope one of them has fun combos

[sullen forge]

0 Finesse

There's 2 variants

they can fuck up one

but if they fuck up both its so over

[storm crypt]

no armor damage
no finesse
single target jab
this move is not being used!!!

[hard nexus]

watch power GS be better than the mk3 evis in every way

[acoustic dune]

Isn't the very big knife version of the combat knife

[storm crypt]

there's no way they fuck up one of them because one of them will just be a VT2 greatsword moveset

[sullen forge]

INTO THE FUCKING TRASH, THIS MOVE IS ASS!!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

Just the rapier?

[storm crypt]

like i know they were saying "i studied european sword fighting for these"

[sullen forge]

will you still use the Mk3

[hollow dove]

even bigger

[storm crypt]

but 100% one of them is just gonna be like, kruber greatsword or something LOL

[hard nexus]

probably

[acoustic dune]

Vt2 has a great sword?

[storm crypt]

multiple

[hard nexus]

it’s got like 3

[acoustic dune]

Isn't it a longsword?

[hollow dove]

bret sword, executioner sword and zweihander

[storm crypt]

kerillian greatsword, kruber/saltzpyer greatsword, kruber's executioner sword

[hard nexus]

bretonnian GS, normal GS,

[sullen forge]

They say shit like this and not give it a Hilt Bash or any use of the Hilt

[acoustic dune]

THEY GOT A SWEIHANDER?

[storm crypt]

technically the bretonnian longsword

[sullen forge]

then they are fucking LYING

[hard nexus]

PA being a high stagger hilt bash would be neat

[sullen forge]

Instantly addicted

I fuck with moves like that so much

[hard nexus]

same

or PA being some kind of mordhau strike

it’d be pointless

considering it’s a power weapon

it’d make more sense on a normal sword

[sullen forge]

so you know how handle guards could be used in melee combat right

[hard nexus]

yes

[sullen forge]

what if you like

Swung that as a special attack

[hard nexus]

that’s what i meant by a mordhau strike

that’s what it’s called

[sullen forge]

and it did insane Armor Pierce on a single target

[hard nexus]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordhau_(weaponry)

that’s what i was talkin about!!!

[sullen forge]

ITS COOL!

[south grove]

give me this

[hard nexus]

yah but you just reiterated what i already said

[south grove]

I'll fuck everyone on atoma up

[sullen forge]

new knife just dropped

[south grove]

it's the one thing I'm competent with

[hard nexus]

you need to become my grub

[sullen forge]

You should play medic on killing floor 2

[hard nexus]

let me teach u the mk3 evis

[sullen forge]

you can use a Scalpel then tin

[hollow dove]

the scariest melee weapon is a dirty syringe fr fr

[hard nexus]

a new evis mark that could saw through multiple elites would be cool

like

it could do a tick or two of saw damage

and if it kills the target

it’d rip through

and saw the next

until it runs out of cleave

or saw ticks

[sullen forge]

if Relic Blade truly is just

better

Evis's

would you still use the Mk3 Cyn

[grizzled aspen]

I bet she is just gonna cope and keep using it.

[sullen forge]

Probably

knowing how Powercreep can get

[hard nexus]

probably

i love the moveset

[grizzled aspen]

The meowvset.*

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

also using weaker weapons is fun tbh

actually having to consider your moveset

[grizzled aspen]

You aren't using cicaspeak enough.

[hard nexus]

neither are you

[grizzled aspen]

That's because I don't need to.

I am big oomfs with Cica.

[hard nexus]

and hordes lasting for longer than 2 seconds in front of you

[grizzled aspen]

Oomfie #1 is Cica.

[hard nexus]

and the sense of pride after dealing 800k damage

and doing better than a ds4, plasma, and gunlugger

or purg psyker

or smite psyker

or electro m1 psyker

or gunker

just psyker in general tbh

[grizzled aspen]

Seems like you just really hate psyker, tbh.

[hard nexus]

i do

!

[atomic fjord]

As a gunker clear skill issue

[hard nexus]

hello grubling blab

[lunar fable]

hi meow

[hard nexus]

no im saying i out damage them significantly

[atomic fjord]

I think it’s funny killing a plague ogryn in 20 seconds

[hard nexus]

with a terrible weapon

[hard nexus]

20 seconds is a long kill time lol

gunker can do it in like

10

[royal vortex]

exactly. and this is why i use double impact dc1

[obsidian prairie]

Holy shit josho returns

[hard nexus]

#psyker-class message

this is the first clip

[royal vortex]

allegedly

[hard nexus]

there’s 2 more below it

showing how fast gunker can kill a boss

[sullen forge]

Surprised you didn't shit on Like

veteran in general

[lunar fable]

[plush estuary]

remember the gunker vs thunder hammer argument

[hard nexus]

eugh

don’t remind me

[plush estuary]

lol

you didnt even have destiny stack

[hard nexus]

there are no good vet players

[storm crypt]

true

[hard nexus]

in that clip? i did

[plush estuary]

oh

[hard nexus]

it was probably bugged

[sullen forge]

I take offense to that you little shit

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

@umbral kindle

I SAW THAT

[storm crypt]

the veteran check is survivalist aura

[sullen forge]

?

[umbral kindle]

[storm crypt]

nothing else matters

[lunar fable]

wtf

[hard nexus]

they super pregnant man reacted me

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[hard nexus]

lmfao

mpreg….

[sullen forge]

THATS SO AWESOME

[storm crypt]

pregnant man jumpscare

[sullen forge]

Boring veterans always run Surv Aura

see ME

ME

CAUSE IM AWESOME

Run all 3 when I feel like it

[lunar fable]

i use fire team and surv

[storm crypt]

yeah, give me back my revolver ammo

[lunar fable]

o yea

[hard nexus]

actually i think i missed some shots here

[lunar fable]

i use the other one

on ws

[hard nexus]

so it wasn’t perfect

[sullen forge]

I'll hit you with a brick if you demand more than 3 bullets

https://tenor.com/view/clonk-hooplah-brick-spongebob-noisy-gif-17264229

[storm crypt]

dude i regularly end histg with 40-50 disablers and elites killed

i am the veteran now

[placid fiber]

I demand 3 and 1 hundreth(1/100) bullets

[hard nexus]

same

[sullen forge]

I use the VA and get shit done also 🚬

I love that gun

[storm crypt]

if you play veteran and do your job

sure, run whatever aura you want

[placid fiber]

Melee enemies to death? Okay

[storm crypt]

if you run veteran and don't do your job and aren't running survivalist

i'm exploding you with my thunder hammer

[hard nexus]

if u play veteran

and DARE

[sullen forge]

If you play veteran, die

[hard nexus]

to say i’m speed running

[placid fiber]

Hey, don't threaten me with a good time

[hard nexus]

or need to stay with the team

shut up!

same with psykers

[lunar fable]

you

explode

now

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus Okay missy

[lunar fable]

[sullen forge]

Stay with the team

[hard nexus]

i’ll out damage u

[sullen forge]

I say

[lunar fable]

my coherency

[hard nexus]

with a mk3 evis

[lunar fable]

[placid fiber]

I'm zealot and I say: You need to stay away from the team

dammit

[sullen forge]

Keeping up with her barely

[storm crypt]

i despised the autopistol vet i encountered running move speed aura

[hard nexus]

they cant handle my swag

[sullen forge]

in our handful of matches

[storm crypt]

he ran around holding left click and sucking up all the ammo

[sullen forge]

Okay they basically are throwing

[placid fiber]

How else are you gonna get singled out by specialists?

[storm crypt]

i was red ammo the entire time

[sullen forge]

Autopistol on vet is an actual pox to the team

[hard nexus]

lmfao

:3

its how i play

i just

[placid fiber]

autopistol in general is...

[hard nexus]

kill everything

[sullen forge]

Im like 5 feet behind you but im killing the elites/specials

so im doing my fucking job

[lunar fable]

can you carry my nub psyker then

[hard nexus]

i’m pretty sure i actually had more special and elite kills than you

lmfao

[sullen forge]

probably barely

[plush estuary]

last night

[hard nexus]

true duo

[sullen forge]

Im grind...

[hard nexus]

sunday

[sullen forge]

zombies camo

sometime eventually

[hard nexus]

yeah that’s what i thought

[sullen forge]

shut UP!!!!

WE GET IT YOU HAVE A BIG EGO!!!!!!!!!

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[hard nexus]

i don’t actually

i think it’s funny to act like it though

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-shark-nibble-shark-bite-shark-chomp-sand-tiger-gif-7675202316987505233

[sullen forge]

same lmao

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/boomshakalaka-gif-25687559

[tiny gazelle]

idk wym autopistol best gun in the game

[full nebula]

Been using this build for a while. You guys think I can swap a node or two? Or is it good as is?

[hard nexus]

swap uhh

everything

[sullen forge]

the entire build

[storm crypt]

what in the goddamn

[sullen forge]

everything about it

swap it

[tiny gazelle]

Loner

[hard nexus]

it’s gotta be bait

[tiny gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778426069136703512/1311203976544260116/attachment.gif

[hard nexus]

tbh

[placid fiber]

Bait used to be believable

[plucky gate]

i think it's a good build

[sullen forge]

there's no way it isn't bait

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[placid fiber]

I see no issues with that build

It's perfect

Tho

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-gif-22301962

[storm crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-b-that-this-man-big-chungus-reddit-gif-16394899

[full nebula]

idk what the problem is, works for me

[placid fiber]

I'd drop twbs for 25% suppression

[hard nexus]

personally i think my ogryn build is better

[lunar fable]

meow has an ogryn??/

[tiny gazelle]

when are we getting stealth ogryn

[lunar fable]

[sterile basalt]

20s is pushing it

[placid fiber]

When are we getting stealthkers?

[hard nexus]

it’s level 35

[lunar fable]

my psyker is also

level 35

[storm crypt]

preach

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-gif-16351693291354216543

[hard nexus]

i don’t like ogryn

[storm crypt]

every other class i have is so low level

only leveled it for penances

[lunar fable]

i'm going to play ogryn when the new stubber is out

[full nebula]

i dont get it thats a good ogryn build

[storm crypt]

still have to complete 50+ missions on all of them

[sullen forge]

Spot the class main

[storm crypt]

dont really feel like it

[hard nexus]

block maxxing

[sullen forge]

30 on all classes minus one nearing 500

[placid fiber]

Meow hasn't ran burn on hit achlys stubber lol

everyone point and laugh

[lunar fable]

i used achlys stubber before it was cool

[hollow dove]

i'd swap out rock for frag bomb because slam is such a shit talent fr fr

[hard nexus]

i’d just as soon play smyker than gunlugger

[hard nexus]

nah

it’s vital to the build

[storm crypt]

speaking of smyker

how do i convince my friend to stop using it

[hard nexus]

kill them

[storm crypt]

ok! :3

[hollow dove]

wdym shield has giga impact

[misty nova]

Give them a good build

[placid fiber]

Does the account dashboard thing not work anymore?

[sullen forge]

what else do they play, is it just smite

[storm crypt]

they only play smite psyker

i have been telling him to use it more sparingly thankfully because everything being smitten out of range aggravates me so much

and also he keeps smiting the small horde around him instead of just killing it

[sullen forge]

tell them literally every other playstyle is more powerful other than Smyker

[storm crypt]

hes becoming a better smite player

[sullen forge]

like smyker is actively the most weak playstyle

[storm crypt]

but he could just be a Better Player with everything else

[placid fiber]

It doesn't show me my characters

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jbcG9mByMli-mQCAR?invite=cr-MSxYbXIsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[storm crypt]

my other friend is also very insistent on me bringing Chorus

[sullen forge]

Also mandatory Json getting tossed around post

[storm crypt]

even though i tell him in a 4 stack Chorus is literally a crutch

we should never be in a situation it's required to save us

[hollow dove]

if he really hates pox give him a purgatus

[storm crypt]

at least not any more than a stun grenade helps

[full nebula]

@storm crypt leave them to die because they probably cant clear a group of enemies

[sterile basalt]

Gone

[lunar fable]

[sterile basalt]

What difficulty are u guys playing

[placid fiber]

ah

[storm crypt]

auric but like

[lunar fable]

what

why

[storm crypt]

they try to queue non-histg

[full nebula]

smh as if shredder wasnt already a pee shooter

[sullen forge]

Smyker on Auric?

[placid fiber]

Dude, ur damage is too high. You're gonna give them bruises at this rate

[storm crypt]

i love histg but they hate it

[sullen forge]

GET THEM IN HISTG NOW!!!!!!!!

[storm crypt]

i uhh

[sullen forge]

Shit is great

[storm crypt]

honestly don't think i'm pushing havoc with them tbh

they're good at the game but i don't think good enough to push it high

[full nebula]

some people want to box themselves in and avoid 90% of the content

[sterile basalt]

Nah u can do havoc up to medium ish tiers I think

[full nebula]

it do be like that

[sullen forge]

I'll take anyone thats confident in HISTG/Maelstroms on Aurics

[south grove]

this is a joke of a skin and I hope they bring it back for 900 aquila

[sterile basalt]

Because they said havoc scale from sedition to damnation

[plucky gate]

wait it starts at sedition?

[storm crypt]

wtf

lmao

[sterile basalt]

Yea

[sullen forge]

So baby mode

[sterile basalt]

It scales all 5 difficulties

[storm crypt]

so it's just sedition with funny modifiers

[plucky gate]

i thought it'd be like, starting at low int damn or something

[sullen forge]

to actually fun mode

[frosty herald]

gale wanna join

[placid fiber]

Yeah, how else are randos going to succeed fail miserably?

[sterile basalt]

Goes from extremely easy to extremely hard

[storm crypt]

ok so i am now looking for 3 other zealots to speedrun the initial havocs

[sullen forge]

I'd assume every 8 ranks it goes up a Diff tier

seeing 40 is max

[storm crypt]

yeah

[plucky gate]

fatshark let me solo havoc so i can run through the heresy and below ranks pls

i don't wanna have to message my friends or start party finder to run through sedition

[sullen forge]

Yeah okay Json

listen here bud

pal

[placid fiber]

Give havoc a double melee weapon modifier!

[undone pewter]

I'm just gonna sit in work all day and yoink levels from here when I get home lol

[placid fiber]

No ranged, JUST MELEE

[sullen forge]

im pretty sure thats a modifier

ranged only

and obviously melee only

[plucky gate]

you're just jealous you can't pull off those sick dance moves

[sullen forge]

It fucking tossed you aside like a child losing interest in a toy LMAO

[placid fiber]

I mean for our weapons, not the enemies

[storm crypt]

hmm

[visual stream]

Where is it confirmed that havoc starts at Sedition?

[storm crypt]

maybe i play a game or two

[frosty herald]

I need my greatsword

[storm crypt]

thats what im feelin

[sullen forge]

I should actually play with you sometime 🚬

[plucky gate]

i was actually netted when it killed me

[storm crypt]

i want to play but i want the 2hps

[hexed igloo]

The ceiling

[plucky gate]

so it just flung my netted corpse into the sky

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sedition-fiddler-on-the-roof-fiddler-tradition-gif-19879258

[storm crypt]

im literally available at all times

[sullen forge]

Seriously?

[visual stream]

You lied wtf

[hexed igloo]

Unemployed moment

[storm crypt]

though typically at night (8-9 PM) i may have scheduled events with my friends

[storm crypt]

yep

[sullen forge]

Im usually working but like I tend to avoid Dming people cause I feel like im annoying them LMAO

[storm crypt]

i live far from work places and can't drive, hard for me to get a job sadly

[hexed igloo]

Jobless 🫵

[placid fiber]

Okay, then I need you to play for the next 24 hours with me when I get that gamer itch again

only bathroom breaks allowed

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it be like that I used to live in the middle of nowhere, fuckin sucked ass

[storm crypt]

i wish people would commission me for vrchat model work. not making them, but porting them and adding the fancy stuff to it

sadly it's niche

very, VERY niche

[sullen forge]

@storm crypt If you're avalaible later tonight im down, check my Bio in this server you can toss me a Fatshark add when you want

[hexed igloo]

Yeah rheres like 3 people with the money for that that haven't done it already lmao

[sullen forge]

I- actually might hit you up over that cause i have a model

not atm I just payed rent

[placid fiber]

the funny thing is... when I feel like gaming I usually do end up gaming for up to 24 hours in a row the 1st day lol

[hexed igloo]

Real

[storm crypt]

yeah dw about it for now

but yeah i'm unemployed so i'm just like

24/7 avail gamer

[hexed igloo]

I usually just boot up risk of rain or rimworld at 11am and then snap awake at like 9pm

[placid fiber]

Okay, so what you're saying is: 168 hours of gaming in a row is the plan

[storm crypt]

no because i'm saving that for path of exile 2

[hexed igloo]

Cringe

Spend it on rimworld

[sullen forge]

Work full time, pay my bills, keep myself fed and rarely get like art comms

Rarely

[storm crypt]

diablo 4 sucks

i need to play a good arpg

[placid fiber]

diablo 4 does suck... it's sad... they made diablo 3 look good, thanks to diablo 4 lol

[void silo]

hey guys, quick question, how do I build tax axe?

[placid fiber]

Sure diablo 3 is okay... has some pros and cons... but they made it look really good

[storm crypt]

the game feels like, "fine" to play, responsive and snappy but there's just no content

compared to PoE2's like 5 end-game mechanics they're launching the beta with

[hexed igloo]

I just work my 40 hours, eat once a week and play game

[storm crypt]

that all have uber bosses from my understanding

[hexed igloo]

"Work" I'm at work rn, you can probably guess it's not really work lmao

[visual stream]

What is your favorite war crime

[obsidian prairie]

mk2 is shred headtaker with flak+whatever you hate most, mk 7 is headtaker bromentum flak unarmored

[placid fiber]

Yoink

[hexed igloo]

Gotta be exploiting doors to make a box nearing absolute zero so raiders freeze to death before they even get through my door

[sullen forge]

Free time? More like vidya gaem time

[visual stream]

Smart

[hexed igloo]

Either that or turning raiders into beautiful leather jackets to send back to their family

[storm crypt]

ok i cant put in fatshark friend codes because it literally just crashes

[sullen forge]

Yo same

LMAO

[plucky gate]

i forgot which mod did that

i used to have it happen too

[storm crypt]

it said something about portraits

[placid fiber]

have you guys tried... not nose-diving the plane into the ground/

[storm crypt]

i think its because i have the uh

[sullen forge]

I’ll probably just add you on steam @storm crypt

[storm crypt]

display user's profile picture instead of character mod

[sullen forge]

Steam PFP

yup probs

[spare talon]

if thats what causes it im gonna kms

[plucky gate]

yeah try disabling that

[hexed igloo]

How does every system in existence break trying to add someone yet steam is so perfect

[storm crypt]

yeah

it's so funny seeing some peoples pfps

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

[plucky gate]

I disabled it too. I can't remember if that's what fixed it but mine works now

[storm crypt]

someone had a plague ogryn wojak as theirs

[hexed igloo]

I don't remember my steam pfp, probably smth stupid

[sullen forge]

EXCUSE ME

I WANT THAT NOW

LMAO

[sterile basalt]

[placid fiber]

<--- meanwhile... mine is the same... >.>

[storm crypt]

i want someone to make one of those stock art shitposts of darktide

[sullen forge]

There was

For Darktide

It’s fucking ancient

[storm crypt]

i think this one is my favorite

the skaven ikea...

[plucky gate]

just checked the comments on the profile pic mod, yeah it's causing the crashing

[hexed igloo]

I found it, this is my steam pfp with the live cat ears/whiskers frame

[plucky gate]

my steam pfp is just this mushroom

[hexed igloo]

Cat sandwich

[sullen forge]

Seinna just being a grandma with fire on her head

It’s peak

[hexed igloo]

Needs sauce

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[hexed igloo]

Kinda dry and crunchy

[storm crypt]

my steam pfp to no surprise is just my sona

[sullen forge]

Ditto

[grizzled aspen]

She's so peak, but also, she's an auntie, not a grandma.

[sullen forge]

I know daring today aren’t we

[hexed igloo]

My persona is my account and vice versa

[grizzled aspen]

Auntie Sienna slander is not allowed.

[storm crypt]

this is also a really good sienna post

i liked sienna a lot until they nerfed her flail

then i just became a whc main

[hexed igloo]

V2 or other niche game

[placid fiber]

I was a battle wizard main, when I played vt2

[grizzled aspen]

I did not like playing Sienna because I don't like how her overheat mechanic damages you.

[storm crypt]

unchained for me

[placid fiber]

I used to hate unchained and pyro... but then I did the okri challenges for the chaos wastes... now I at least like unchained

[storm crypt]

i think it was a bug, but sienna's flail (and saltz) heavy attack could charge the next heavy attack during the animation of the first

so you could do 2 heavy attacks back to back

and it was extremely strong and really fun to pull off successfully & consecutively

[twin saddle]

Why wouldnt it matter?

[storm crypt]

then they removed it and i hated the flail ever since

[twin saddle]

im planning to play this game for a long while, im not going to max out a cutlass that has 67% mobility

[hard nexus]

REEEED WIIIIINDD

extraordinarily loud fart sound

[placid fiber]

the main things you want sub 30 are until death + holy Revenant and thy wrath be swift

[obsidian prairie]

Just get some THP before venting

[twin saddle]

(the best one ive gotten so far, 67% mobility and 73% pen i shit you not)

[hard nexus]

i love unchained

[hard nexus]

most fun vt2 class imo

[twin saddle]

i bought 12 cutlasses so far, and none are in the shop. Im sure its bugged at this point.

[hexed igloo]

Holy revenant has saved me so many times bru

[hard nexus]

wdym in the shop

[storm crypt]

i was really hoping psyker would have an unchained career/tree

and they dont

[hard nexus]

samesies

[storm crypt]

kinda smelly

[placid fiber]

literally use the heavy 1 on the fire sword on a horde for like... a sudden 60-100 temp hp... then vent(with temp hp on stagger) lol

[twin saddle]

i already got that, we are talking about a totally different thing, the duelling sword.

[twin saddle]

yeah, the armory man

[hexed igloo]

Dueling sword is ass

[storm crypt]

they are diet sienna with the soulblaze build

[twin saddle]

there are NO cutlasses. For like, the last 15 refreshes.

[obsidian prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/memeteam-gif-7133824727967360056

[hexed igloo]

Just.......change the mk?

[placid fiber]

I mean... You can find a perfect end stat one if you want and spend resources on it to upgrade it

but otherwise just use what you can while leveling

[twin saddle]

Dude.

[hexed igloo]

It doesn't work if you call it out bro

[twin saddle]

No cutlasses. WhatSOEVER

dont you understand what i mean?

[hard nexus]

poor luck i guess

i’ve had them in my shop

[storm crypt]

just buy them from the armoury

[twin saddle]

the whole WEAPON TYPE. is not. In the armory. For the past 15 or 16 refreshes.

[obsidian prairie]

Sabres

They're sabres

[hard nexus]

go to brunt’s armory

buy them there

[twin saddle]

i already bought 12 or so bro

[hard nexus]

so then what’s the issue

[twin saddle]

the best one i got is 67% mobility 73% pen

[hard nexus]

just upgrade them

[storm crypt]

i'm gonna be real

[hard nexus]

buy more

[storm crypt]

60-70% mobility is whatever

[hexed igloo]

Oh why the fuck not say Sabre bruh, there's a dueling sword that just looks like a cutlass so I assumed he meant that

[storm crypt]

the penetration stat can be band-aided (or even entirely circumvented) with uncanny strike

[placid fiber]

^

[obsidian prairie]

Cutlasses have thicker blades and very distinctive points

[twin saddle]

well thats the problem, i need it to be closer to 60

[obsidian prairie]

The Heavy Swords are closer

[placid fiber]

The 67% mobility one is probably decent enough to fully upgrade and use until you want a perfect one

[storm crypt]

that's what i'm saying yeah

[obsidian prairie]

The dueling swords have much thinner blades and similar points to a dueling sabre

[storm crypt]

you don't need a perfect one to play the game

[hexed igloo]

Iain sitting and staring at a cutlass and a slightly thinner cutlass to determine whether it's a dueling sword or sabre

[twin saddle]

So you are saying, i wont notice the 73% pen when facing stuff like, maulers?

[storm crypt]

yes

you will not

[placid fiber]

I mean if you use uncanny, probably not

Even without uncanny... probably not

[twin saddle]

alright then ill just max that one who cares

[placid fiber]

it's 7% pen, not 20%

[hard nexus]

if you don’t play damnation

no

[twin saddle]

not for a while i dont, also i am not a fan of making an immersive game as hecktic as payday 2 death sentence

[placid fiber]

Are there any 80% pen 80% damage 80% finesse breakpoints against armored enemies?

[hard nexus]

so then no you won’t notice

[hard nexus]

fuck if i know

[placid fiber]

lol

[hexed igloo]

Why bro nitpicking stats if he ain't running damnnation tho

[placid fiber]

Because a decent weapon helps

even on heresy

[sullen forge]

Damnation

[hexed igloo]

Not all that much

[sullen forge]

is nothing like PD2 DSOD

[storm crypt]

yeah because damnation is fun and DSOD isnt

[placid fiber]

Maybe not a huge amount, but, not having a 60% damage dueling sword is nice

[sullen forge]

God damn I didn't know you spoke fluent facts

[hard nexus]

true duo auric maelstrom is the closest thing tbh

[twin saddle]

not like im struggling, id just like invest in something thats better than "okay"