zealot-class

[remote lark]

wha'ts too far

[hearty nebula]

[twin wagon]

[remote lark]

[naive stirrup]

my character's name was originally "X'raema Fhey" so i just went feck it and when i swapped to male i named him "X'fhey Nunh" and said he was my last characters father and called it a day

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1306390030264172666/giphy.gif

[remote lark]

i mentioned and now drvodka is being cute

i used to play ff14 with my gf

<

[sonic vessel]

God i fucking wish we had a "dont join an already started game" option

[ancient brook]

I was just reading a group of people's accounts testing it online, and I've been trying to grind it myself - uninterrupted fire kills rarely are registered

[remote lark]

it was 'our' game

[remote lark]

i actually like those, makes me feel useful

[ancient brook]

Apparently the best way to do it is to throw down fire and kite people through it - people who aren't hit by the original explosion?

Ugh

[sonic vessel]

fuck those, half the team dead or gone cause they gave up

[remote lark]

did u guys know that team damage is on for enemies

or am i just late to the party

[twin wagon]

Seems to work fine for me, I'm sitting at 1k atm and see it increase according to scoreboard damage numbers+fire kills, unless there's a teamate using other dots like bleed or warpfire or even flamer fire/other fire grenades

[hearty nebula]

yes

[remote lark]

a sniper killed a rager in front of me earlier

[hearty nebula]

this has been known

[remote lark]

i was like

what

and then i died because i needed the toughness from it

i was a little peeved

[naive stirrup]

i mean i can recover those games without much issue unless it's pox gas or a 3veg or civi

[sonic vessel]

Oh yeah, I can too but i want new fresh games

[twin wagon]

Leaving games should have you taxed in real life

10€ leave game pass

Without it, fatshark just outright takes your plasteel away

[remote lark]

i can finally start playing the game now...

[hearty nebula]

what the frick is this NERD SHIT!!!!

[remote lark]

space engineers server i'm playing on

[hearty nebula]

i think i used to have that game

and then i got rid of it because my pc at the time was very bad and could not run it

[twin wagon]

Eventually you'll graduate to Nebolous COmmand

[ancient brook]

Hm - alright! I'll do testing myself and get back to you

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1192414368537792584/image.png?ex=6744516b&is=6742ffeb&hm=c02fd53411d5a77a1c470e4a4bd253d3f4d80a6aadb1a2d60e50b0b4f8a98995&

Remember what we lost

Old lights out

with 7+ DH

and them taking 2 people out

[frosty herald]

@grizzled aspen 2 daemonhosts next to eachother

We had a spawn bug

And we had 2hosts spawn extremely close to eachother

[twin wagon]

[naive stirrup]

i just found a mod for ff14 that changes enshroud to the persona 3 summo anim

if you know you know

[twin wagon]

Mods in ff14

don't say it too loud

[autumn vector]

Fuck. Watching the PoE 2 trailer. Content reveal trailer. Dartide update 3 days before PoE 2 drops. I think I might need to break my leg or something to get some time off work.

[formal umbra]

guys I miss the event

[autumn vector]

We'll probably have a new one pretty soon.

[red pawn]

heavy laspistol BiS blessings? i assume dump stat is mobility as usual

[blazing pulsar]

My thunder hammer does too :(

[formal umbra]

real

[nimble fiber]

guys I totally missed the event

[formal umbra]

It was okay. Mostly fun because it gave anti boss builds a spotlight

Running thunder hammer and bolter was sooooo fun

[frosty herald]

guys i got the event completed in 2 days

https://tenor.com/view/kid-goku-crying-sad-gif-16022849039414159299

[spare talon]

Dumdum is mandatory
Ghost for making ranged enemies a joke
Raking fire for beast of nurgle racism
Infernus for more damage, but it only really works on piety
Desperado if nothing else sounds good

[frosty herald]

doesnt laspistol have a really high base crit chance

[spare talon]

I believe it's 20% if you take into account base

But that's not amazing for stacking infernus by itself

You'd be killing most things before you got any use out of it, besides bosses
And are you really gonna be shooting bosses that much with a laspistol, save for beast of nurgle

[remote lark]

cole

is there a trick to killing bulwarks

or anything

i hate them

help

[stone fern]

get gud

[remote lark]

NO

[twin wagon]

Use the crusher

[stone fern]

what weapons do you use?

[remote lark]

NO.

no

:(

[stone fern]

stop speaking in bottom

[twin wagon]

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

i unironically cant understand

use words

[remote lark]

.

i like

umm

taxe mk 4

:3

aand thats it

i refuse to play anything else

[stone fern]

wait for them to start attacking

[remote lark]

THAT TAKES TOO LONG

I WANT THEM DEAD NOOOOW

[stone fern]

yeah welcome to bulwarks

[remote lark]

wait

[stone fern]

they only exist as a fuck zealot enemy

[remote lark]

do um

do stun grtenades

[stone fern]

psyker? 29475 ways of killing them

[remote lark]

make them drop shield

[stone fern]

yes

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

ogryn? can push them open

vet? shoot through them

[remote lark]

thats 50% of the reason i take boltgun

you can insta stagger bulwarks that aren't facing you, or if you REALLY NEED TO, spend like your whole mag to push open their shield

[stone fern]

having more collateral on the bolter helps

[frosty herald]

wait for them to attack

[remote lark]

TOO LONG

[elfin steppe]

Easy, you run.

[remote lark]

I NEED IT DEAD

NOWW !

NO

[frosty herald]

your brain is too small for patience

[stone fern]

just leave the game

start another one

its that easy

[elfin steppe]

I always run away and let my teammates deal with them.

[remote lark]

yes..

[remote lark]

i like you now

[twin wagon]

just play crusher

[remote lark]

NO.

[twin wagon]

Yes you will play crusher and you will like it!

[remote lark]

NOO.

[stone fern]

#zealot-class message
#zealot-class message

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hak-jabb-gif-892289627481122892

[stone fern]

my ability to play leaving my body when i see a bulwark

[remote lark]

[elfin steppe]

If you really hate them that much, use immolation nades.

[remote lark]

NO.

TOO SLOW.

[elfin steppe]

For zealot, it's the fastest way to kill bulwarks, literally.

[stone fern]

zealot middle tree

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-mods-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-family-gif-13032182972393607348

[elfin steppe]

Their shield can even block flamethrowers, but Immolation grenades immediately bypass the shield.

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/votv-voices-of-the-void-transformers-mods-gif-12077035141183551299

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald team battle

https://tenor.com/view/hokutonoken-kenshiro-fist-of-the-north-star-omae-wa-mou-shindeiru-knife-throw-gif-14362170

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hop-on-hop-on-darktide-warhammer-darktide-40k-darktide-gif-27106796

[stone fern]

hop

[rocky nacelle]

Cica in a gif

[stone fern]

on

this

D||arktide||

[rocky nacelle]

also cole were you finally gonna try the dbarrel scrier meme

[full nebula]

Who u callin pin

[spare talon]

I thought about it then I remembered zealot is the goat so I soloed a 3veg instead

[grave cypress]

Dont deploy the ammokits 😜

i have no idea who let these people play the game

you really pick them and never deploy, hoover up all ammo afterwards

not seen one ammo kit that entire game

was NOT no ammo pickup maelstrom btw

Not gonna take some milhouse saying "Oh you should have been more wise with your ammo usage" I had been

[frosty herald]

you expect low levels in maelstroms to make smart decisions?

[grave cypress]

i dunno what i expect anymore

lock non-level 30's out of maelstroms atleast please fatshark

[rocky nacelle]

do it on gunker or ass

🥱 💅🏽

also I just completed the hardest zealot penance

holy shit

so ez

[grave cypress]

whats the hardest zealot pennance

[rocky nacelle]

wake up and take a shower

[grave cypress]

More like take a shower and go to sleep

evening showers > morning showers

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lingsha-hsr-shower-stinky-smell-gif-15227160092734620944

[rocky nacelle]

posts genshin

https://tenor.com/view/alanis-morissette-and-isnt-it-ironic-dont-you-think-ironic-isnt-it-ironic-music-video-gif-21703554

[spare talon]

Yeah that is the hardest penance
Cuz only freaks take showers after they wake up
That's why you're a gunker

[frosty herald]

Please cole i need this

[ornate bone]

I think my copy of Veilguard broke

[naive stirrup]

first mistake was playing it

[frosty herald]

Can this evil shaman cole accept my invite

[naive stirrup]

every copy comes as a mistake by default

[frosty herald]

@spare talon !!!!!!!!!!!

[ornate bone]

it's honestly pretty dope ngl

[naive stirrup]

gameplay is the worst i have ever felt and the dialogue...don't even get me started on that rn

[spare talon]

What

Is my game still open

[frosty herald]

accept my invite

[naive stirrup]

i could care less about visuals tbh

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-tweaking-gohan-geeking-gohan-gohan-angry-gohan-rage-gif-9806548706208748757

[spare talon]

I'm literally about to sleep

[rocky nacelle]

wake up life hack

dont be mad I can sneeze on a 5 mauler pack with a dbarrel

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-silly-goofy-gif-12559310469863900560

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-se-enfurece-con-spopovich-gif-26625524

[spare talon]

I TRIED TO ALT F4

[rocky nacelle]

there shouldnt be a hold button

[frosty herald]

WHAT

[rocky nacelle]

should just be yes and cancel

[frosty herald]

cole kills himself in real time

[rocky nacelle]

also this show was insane lmfao

[frosty herald]

Hopefully he didnt delete his character

[spare talon]

I didnt

I'd ask strawhat or Julia to bring the creature back, whoever was in charge of that

[rocky nacelle]

nope says cant be recovered

warped

frog alt (except the last part)

[spare talon]

I have enough mats to remake everything 10x over so the only thing I'd lose is my 1500+ truelevel

[vestal portal]

I'm not even a good zealot player, but by the Big E, I clutched more than I could.

[rocky nacelle]

early morning rage bait

[spare talon]

85 deaths?

[rocky nacelle]

☕ 🎣

[rocky nacelle]

thats alot of joining and leaving from randumbs

or death farming

idk

[vestal portal]

People rage quit when they are dead, then the bots died, too. Then new players joined in.

Rinse and repeat

[rocky nacelle]

yeah that sounds about right

[vestal portal]

I myself joined mid game.

Close to the start though

[rocky nacelle]

so it was already a shit show on arrival

nvm

[frosty herald]

85 is a bit extreme

[rocky nacelle]

i like seeing outlandish death numbers cause everyone tries to figure it out

and i just laugh cause its just absurdly high

lmfao

[vestal portal]

I got like 7 different teams, not players, TEAMS!

[rocky nacelle]

i was gonna say

if you're solo queueing thats like 9 teams

separate teams

[frosty herald]

some people are particularly shit at the game

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dbz-db-bandai-namco-gif-5137518009077665845

[vestal portal]

It is not even Auric

[spare talon]

Oh can I be extremely elitist too
Some guy on the reddit posted a "support zealot 3veg gloriana" and it was him just speedrunning with knife and using book to make space to do an objective, not really killing anything
Elitist cole angry

[vestal portal]

It is normal Damnation no modifier

[rocky nacelle]

fake supports

we've fallen this far

its over

[spare talon]

Oh it was a solo

[rocky nacelle]

then whats the problem

besides him not advertising speedrunning

[spare talon]

I didn't say that but it was just him knife sprinting past everything to mid-end event

[rocky nacelle]

and completely ignoring his build to just rush obj

[spare talon]

That's not a solo then
That's a speedrun

[rocky nacelle]

so deciding to kill shit

makes it a solo

but deciding to run while solo

makes it a speedrun

[spare talon]

If you just run past everything you aren't really interacting with the game

[rocky nacelle]

but

its still

[frosty herald]

speedrun mario 64

[rocky nacelle]

solo

is it not

[frosty herald]

bro is missing braincells

[rocky nacelle]

yeah we can get into regarded pedantics like "solo" and "speedrun" are different at the highest level of play

[spare talon]

I'm being elitist

[rocky nacelle]

but the only difference with a solo is deciding to speedrun

or not

[frosty herald]

para banned for witch hunting

[rocky nacelle]

basically, quit being autistic in a pve game

[frosty herald]

rip

[vestal portal]

On Heresy, it is Skill issue tm

[rocky nacelle]

some elitist cant even dodge pogryn uppercut into gravity death

maybe pogryns are the real wake up call reality check

[rocky nacelle]

now do it without zealot cruthc////.....;l;;

[frosty herald]

you were literally crutching on DS4 bolter

play a real weapon noob...

[spare talon]

I wasn't using ds4

[rocky nacelle]

props to you but I still wouldnt be autistic or bored enough

to want to do a darktide solo run

[rocky nacelle]

i am on a whole nother level

🔫 🔫 🔫

dont

[frosty herald]

Noobnoob is ingame

[rocky nacelle]

also secret lore

I wanted to make a dbarrel scriers build after running into another gunker a long time ago

I was using agri revo and other guy is using dbarrel and taxe

some shirtless guy with heihachi hair and clown pants

🐐

but I want speed with dbarrel so I always go knife (plus it does horde clear and ST cause its fucking broke)

[rocky nacelle]

fridyda night eunfkin

damn wheres the diamantino

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sputnik-gif-8565538601531323823

Hop online

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G1yM9hmmA0

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-goofy-i-love-being-a-goofy-black-guy-sped-up-staircase-gif-9948053078509002522

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-hey-no-stop-dont-do-it-just-calm-down-gif-23823773

[rocky nacelle]

I think

@merry flume @sullen forge damage farming noob build has gone too far this time

(immediate 100k damage increase somehow)

[spare talon]

In my bank account

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ebOh-dnU0

@frosty herald not on spotify

killing myself

ts a banger

you want a real banger tho

im finna post the best super ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0hXq6vFPyU

[frosty herald]

Literally 0 dragon ball songs are on spotify

[rocky nacelle]

unbeatable super ending (until ED 10, 70cm window)

ending 7 with the manga strips

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/lHVqoiG0CUU?si=r1Dd33cmgrZWj9r9

[rocky nacelle]

KA KA KA KACHI DAZE

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1K0XmvH8lk

[steep flame]

Ive found peak

[frosty herald]

Current auric modifier is cancer

Snipers bursters

[placid fiber]

sounds cancerous

[twin wagon]

holy shit a rat

It's not that bad

[red pawn]

thanks! desperado it is then XD or maybe infernus once i swap back to piety

[hushed knoll]

Nice selfie

[frosty herald]

how i be waiting for para to que up

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0mAZEWhuv8

just got back

[hushed knoll]

I don’t understand listening to Spotify while playing games

I could never

[rocky nacelle]

stan

you cant fathom holding a taco normally

I suspect you dont understand many things

[hushed knoll]

Para wtf

Now you have to say 2 nice things about me

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/skinwalker-1v1-local-deer-fight-deer-boxing-gif-24034383

[hushed knoll]

How does that gif make sense

In the context of this conversation

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/alucore-gif-21193899

[frosty herald]

PARA ACCEPT THE GODDAMN MISSION

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-goku-rage-anime-gif-17964707

[hushed knoll]

Why are you text typing if you’re in a mission together

[stone fern]

games?????

[remote lark]

im

wrapped up

like a burrito

with a heated, weighted blanket

it's so soft

i'm so comfy..

[hard nexus]

i am under 5 blankets rn

so comfy……

[remote lark]

i've been enjoying myself just sitting here and being comfy

for four hours

i have not moved

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile I'm sitting in my hard ass chair

x.x

[remote lark]

get blanket

be comfy like usss

[hard nexus]

i always have a chair on my blanket

[placid fiber]

but then I"m too warm

[hard nexus]

wait

i always have a blanket on my chair

[remote lark]

noooo

wear the blanket like a cape

[twin wagon]

your blankets

[remote lark]

and turn on the ac

[twin wagon]

hand em over

[remote lark]

make room really cold

then take warm blankets

[placid fiber]

Tru

[hard nexus]

i have a lot of blankets in my room

[acoustic dune]

Ey ey greaser

[remote lark]

my room is permanently at about 52 degrees

i have never changed the setting higher

[acoustic dune]

Wtf is a infidel

[hard nexus]

what not paying for the AC does to a mfer

[remote lark]

i live alone and pay for everything

i'm a furry

[hard nexus]

oh that’s true

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

furries are rich

[remote lark]

also

i live in a studio

[remote lark]

meow...

[hard nexus]

i have another blanket

[remote lark]

can you help me

;w;

[acoustic dune]

YOU ARE?

[remote lark]

get out of bed....

[hard nexus]

in the car

[remote lark]

carry me darktide...

[hard nexus]

that i need to get

[remote lark]

no..

no.

[hard nexus]

wh

what

[remote lark]

get out

carry me darktide

[remote lark]

noww !

[acoustic dune]

Wow that's a big as of a news like when I learnt Phil isn't a brony

[frosty herald]

Sige 3rd highest damage

[placid fiber]

this is like watching the conversation between 2 mice

[hard nexus]

lmfao i can

[remote lark]

i'm really

realy fucked up\

[acoustic dune]

Also thanks that was fast

[remote lark]

i can't really see my screen right

im sorry

[placid fiber]

I mean google is right there lol

[remote lark]

carrrrrryyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeee

i wnna play something

[hard nexus]

why r u fucked up

are u drunk

[rocky nacelle]

bloons tower defense 6

[remote lark]

yee

[acoustic dune]

I don't have a pc ):

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

this explains

[placid fiber]

Oof

[remote lark]

i got really really drnk and i've been sitting here in a heated blanket for hours without moving

i'm so happy

but i wanna do something

[acoustic dune]

I am using telepathy to use discord

In a shower

[remote lark]

i am using knify wolf

[hard nexus]

woah

freaky

[acoustic dune]

Wat

[frosty herald]

Autism

[remote lark]

i will not elaborate

[acoustic dune]

Wtf give me my body back

[remote lark]

no

[acoustic dune]

Freak priest

[hard nexus]

brb i’m gonna get the other blanket

[frosty herald]

Lumi you 100% play atlyss

[rocky nacelle]

alot of people in here

[remote lark]

whats an atylss

isn't that a map

tylas

atlas

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/terrifier-nope-reaction-terrified-meme-gif-12811626649724885613

[remote lark]

atylss

[acoustic dune]

I yearn the heat of meat

[placid fiber]

a book of maps or charts

[acoustic dune]

As for I feel cold

[remote lark]

what does this mean

[acoustic dune]

You know what it mean

Freak

[remote lark]

cuddles?

[acoustic dune]

yes

[remote lark]

[acoustic dune]

I don't have a body pillow for the occasion

Nor blanky

God I wish i had my laptop

[acoustic dune]

So I can heat myself

[frosty herald]

Legit what the fuck

[remote lark]

i thought that mod broke

[remote lark]

dorn showed me a bunch of ppl asking him for a fix

[sullen forge]

Naked grubs smh

[placid fiber]

[remote lark]

i have that mod

[rocky nacelle]

sucked mine blew up with the update

cause goro majima

but its w/e

[remote lark]

i found it on gumroad and nabbed it

broke though

[twin wagon]

HOLY SIGMAR

[remote lark]

was still interesting to see how it worked

[twin wagon]

Ok fellow shouties
Flamer or flamer shotgun?

[placid fiber]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

Okay heresy time

Female ogryn

Is it a thing?

Are all female ogryn tomboy?

And that's why we perceive them as all male?

Are they like hyenas?

[placid fiber]

idk, can't find anything on them

I think just fan stuff

[hard nexus]

am i carrying u in darktide

[sullen forge]

Yes they’re a thing but they’ve yet to be well drawn yet by any official artist

[fleet zealot]

Kept hidden by the imperium so there is always a supply of workers and soldiers

[sullen forge]

What do you expect from the limp wrist gay furry twink

[hard nexus]

u know you can just say the f slur

[placid fiber]

Funny?

Fermented?

Fornicate?

[acoustic dune]

So you saying it's a niche thing and I can't make up whatever I can with it without contest?

[placid fiber]

Flavor?

[acoustic dune]

[placid fiber]

Fire?

[hard nexus]

arent they like dwarves

just indistinguishable

from male ogryns

[sullen forge]

Kinda?

[hard nexus]

i almost said from normal ogryns

lmfao

[placid fiber]

lol

[acoustic dune]

You a twink?

[fleet zealot]

Not exactly

[sullen forge]

There’s in cannon like, one Female Psyker Ogryn

[sullen forge]

Talking shit about Lumi

[acoustic dune]

Wow we learn new things everyday

[fleet zealot]

Male ogryns are extremely protective of female ogryns

[acoustic dune]

So protective that we have no actual proof that they exist

Or maybe

[placid fiber]

potato salad

[fleet zealot]

Basically the inquisition/guard/probably some specific organization in charge of it

[placid fiber]

with mustard

[acoustic dune]

Just maybe the ogryn we play is 30% a female ogryn?

Who knows

[fleet zealot]

Because if both ogryn sexes were allowed into combat, there is actual risk of extinction

[acoustic dune]

We don't know what's in there pants

[acoustic dune]

Of the enemy?

[hard nexus]

@remote lark wake up furry.

[fleet zealot]

By having control of the process the imperium can control their education and make sure there is always ogryns for war and industry

[hard nexus]

remember our promise.

[placid fiber]

Hey, we're not allowed to use words like that!

Wake, I mean

[fleet zealot]

No they aren’t as important as like geneseed or custodes

[placid fiber]

Damn it

now I said it

[hard nexus]

woke...

[fleet zealot]

It’s more so of a practicality thing

[placid fiber]

That's okay

Just not the other

[acoustic dune]

Then they would have both sex kept safe or do they reproduce like rabbits? Or they have such a low sex drive like pandas?

[fleet zealot]

I don’t want to directly say it even if it’s true, but there is a good chance it’s a program by the imperium

[placid fiber]

Why do you want to know about the sex drive of a female ogryn? lol

[fleet zealot]

It’s theorized that ogryn males with positive traits can be selected to be brought back and used as well

[acoustic dune]

You would need a reason of why of why you want to keep them safe and not just spread them?

[stone fern]

female ogryn are hidden deep underground so their beauty doesnt break the minds of simple humans

[acoustic dune]

Like human or ratling

[stone fern]

unironic lore btw

ogryns hide their females

[sullen forge]

It’s Wolf what do you expect

[placid fiber]

Cheese soup with pancakes in it

[sullen forge]

@remote lark wake up now twink

[acoustic dune]

I thought you made it up so that mean ogryn bimbo are a thing?

God

[stone fern]

real answer i would imagine GW didnt want to write female chavs into their lore if you're from the UK you'd know

[acoustic dune]

Chav?

[stone fern]

low class british people

they speak like ogryn pretty much

[placid fiber]

Ah

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/england-football-euros-footballs-coming-home-england-football-gif-22256087

[placid fiber]

So less educated individuals

[stone fern]

ogryn are based on this

[fleet zealot]

It’s also just old GW writing themselves into a corner until new GW can change things

[stone fern]

yup

[acoustic dune]

O that

[fleet zealot]

Cause, secret systemic ogryn breeding program with, dubious consent, is very dark even by imperial standards

[acoustic dune]

That's kinda sexist innit?

[sullen forge]

Ogryns are just your average brexit geezer

[stone fern]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwgvtntWwBA9VF-.jpg
imagine this but female

[acoustic dune]

If you gonna play a stereotype then play it

[sullen forge]

Norf FC

[stone fern]

GW was protecting us

[placid fiber]

from ourselves

[stone fern]

yes

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j9l8G3bsPVHvDJ-7G?invite=cr-MSxGVnksMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[acoustic dune]

I don't want to imagine it

I want to see it

[stone fern]

no you dont

[hard nexus]

also the team wiped immediately after that

soo

many such cases...

[stone fern]

real

[acoustic dune]

I have seen the worst of the worst

Like orks having titis

[stone fern]

you know what they say

its always worse in the UK

[rocky nacelle]

scrub moment

[frosty herald]

Lord slug

[rocky nacelle]

i have 2 separate clips of that exact scenario

but its after i shoved and slide away

[fleet zealot]

basically, you can kinda already seeing it be changed slowly by GW, DT is a good example

[red pawn]

hey just checking, for the 13g c-sword, i should use revved heavies on ogryns right? since light doesn't do much to carapace?

[fleet zealot]

ogryns are being treated more like an actual abhuman variant and not a stereotype joke played to it's absolutely maximum

[fleet zealot]

yes, 2 rev'd heavies to the head kill a crusher, or using Fury of the faithful AFTER your rev connects will give you a oneshot

iirc

[rocky nacelle]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j8FGAejMlBRWUJU-0?invite=cr-MSwyM1YsMzAyNTAyNTYyLA

[red pawn]

also just wondering how you get this info about DT's financials :O

[red pawn]

thank you!

[fleet zealot]

I don't think tin has any proof of that lol

DT makes more yearly than VT2 and VT1 premium cosmetics make their entire lifespans

[humble minnow]

Considering there's still Ogryn in the 40k millenium
It mean my Ogryn pulls more gal than Space Marine

Checkmate space cuck

[red pawn]

huh, with which perks? cause my maniac+flak takes like...4 on damnation (tbf it's only power 400 not 500 yet)

[fleet zealot]

power 500 is pretty important, and you should have some damage ramped up, duelist, sustained assault, rampage

[red pawn]

ok thanks

[fleet zealot]

cause like, 4/5 stats on chsword are damage related

[placid fiber]

damage? Damage. Pen? Damage. Finesse? Damage. Shred? Potatoes I mean damage

[rocky nacelle]

just saw meow has that skull eviscerator skin

that burster was deserved

🚬

[frosty herald]

Smh

Its joever

[rocky nacelle]

I want an evisc skin as bad as the next guy meow

[frosty herald]

Billions must buy mid cosmetics

[rocky nacelle]

but thats next level SLOP

👎

how the noobs have fallen....

[red pawn]

ah he wasn't the only saying that, around that message there was another guy who said the same thing 😅 so i was wondering!

[frosty herald]

Consignement shart

[fleet zealot]

some people are just coping cause they want an enemy to blame

[rocky nacelle]

so they blamed the beasts

[fleet zealot]

instead of a multitude of decisions that create an overall actual problem

it's a 40k game, the game has to really suck not to make money (DOW3)

DT is not DOW3 bad

[rocky nacelle]

these guys r cooking

[sullen forge]

As much as people want it to be lmao

[frosty herald]

COOKING STRAIGHT HEAT LOOK AT THIS

[fleet zealot]

40k players spends thousands on plastic every year, DT cosmetics are basically pocket change to them

[rocky nacelle]

no the randumbs

[fleet zealot]

the server issues?

not cause lack of money

it's a simple yet basically unsolvable issue

they got fancy amazon servers except there is consistent errors with the baseline of the engine

[placid fiber]

I mean... I could afford the cosmetics I got... they really are pocket change lol

[fleet zealot]

and changing this netcode that has been there since before DT (since DT isn't fatshark's first use of the engine) is basically impossible at it's current state

[placid fiber]

Well I, for one, blame Cole

It's all Cole's fault

[light badge]

Hey gamers

So, update on my absinthe experience

[placid fiber]

Not enough ketchup?

[light badge]

No hangover because I drank a shit load of water

[hard nexus]

@fleet zealot this seems very u core

[light badge]

No visual hallucinations but a lot of auditory ones

And some extremely vivid and lucid nightmares

Would not recommend ngl

[placid fiber]

So drinking pure liquor... is not recommended...?

[light badge]

It wasn't pure liquor

We mixed in some sugar and mint

[placid fiber]

I mean... you get what I'm getting at lol

[light badge]

But yeah no, 110 proof alcohol is some shit

[placid fiber]

Yeah... 151 was nasty as well

[light badge]

This is all I drank btw

For the entire night

[placid fiber]

I drank a few oz of 151, when I got it the one time lol

Got pretty fucked up

[winged vessel]

i always wondered whats the reason for force swords to have techy shit when the power it has comes from the psyker itself already

[placid fiber]

So... TLDR: Kinda bad for your system?

[winged vessel]

shouldnt a psyker be able to enhance any sword it holds?

[placid fiber]

That's enough to mess you up. It might give me a light buzz tho... then again I'm almost 50% more of you per you lol

That's a decent chunk of 110 proof liquor tho

[humble minnow]

If I sacrifice my firstborn
Can I complete the Purging flames penances

[placid fiber]

It's a pain in the ass from what I've heard

Makes me glad I never attempted them

[humble minnow]

Its also bugged and doesn't register kill

Its my last penances to finish Zealot and let everyone know I sacrificed my sanity for subpar cosmetic in a game

[frosty herald]

Probably to empower psychic abiloties

[south grove]

DornIvanotic

[rocky nacelle]

when im in a DD stacking competition and my opponents are 2 mag dumping horde shooter zealots

[frosty herald]

and now i almost have 60k plasteel

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-in-wonderland-curtsy-gif-10714016786536042726

now i know i wont be short on plasteel for sacrifice farming the greatsword

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[south grove]

watch it have a 80 80 80 71 69 perfect roll

imagine how funny that'd be

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle You ever see the cut content that was supposed to be Shangri La originally for Zombies

[merry flume]

I'm coming over

[rocky nacelle]

the 15k extra id have rn if I didnt gamble vs rng before UnL

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-freezer-frieza-freeza-laughing-gif-11930602

[rocky nacelle]

🙂‍↕️

[rocky nacelle]

no way

they griddy./.......

[merry flume]

any gaming going on

[stable cypress]

no

[sullen forge]

At work

[merry flume]

why

[sullen forge]

What are you a furry 🤨

Cause I want money

I’m getting that bread

[frosty herald]

join us noob

[rocky nacelle]

us?

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-bryant-myers-gif-26809062

you mag dump like a noob

removed from strike team

[sullen forge]

Blocked

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/you-mad-troll-for-my-dc-gif-27065118

[merry flume]

I was at a clients house and their cat was super friendly but shy. He would stare at me until I looked at him then he would do this then purr

[rocky nacelle]

decline and block

[frosty herald]

bro dont want me to hordeclear

[rocky nacelle]

🍞

[rocky nacelle]

I horde clear better

[frosty herald]

ill play later today noob

[sullen forge]

Shy ass cat

Pet it

[frosty herald]

diamantine is so ass to get

let it be like 400 a game

[rocky nacelle]

wrong

real complaint

make every map have grims

[frosty herald]

havoc has extra mats so thats nice

[rocky nacelle]

the second yam gets off

grims

[merry flume]

I'm going back to knife zealot to show these noobs what a real damage farming build is

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-cant-wait-walking-walk-excitement-gif-17826713

[flint imp]

there is one in a way

[twin wagon]

Yeah and I play it and it's painful

It sucks to play Nany Zealot

Only for people to have NO toughness regen

[light badge]

@rocky nacelle I think I'm a dome shield main now

[twin wagon]

SOMEHOW

[rocky nacelle]

okri would disagree with you but he also plays on malice plays with lobotomites

[twin wagon]

I am somehow gaining my ff14 healer complex back

[frosty herald]

btw why are people so excited for path of exile 2?

[light badge]

It's so much fun to use, not to mention easier to carry with

[rocky nacelle]

(but every pubber is a lobotomite)

[sullen forge]

Warp Charges I assume

[light badge]

Yuppers

[twin wagon]

Diablo IV update but made better

[rocky nacelle]

this cant be a real question

lmao

[light badge]

That base damage increase kinda goes crazy

[frosty herald]

i legit have 0 knowledge of it

[twin wagon]

And awesome progresion too

[rocky nacelle]

diablo but better and more intricate

[sullen forge]

I’m gonna show these noobs a real damage farming build is and run Vraks V

[rocky nacelle]

with seasons that affect what happens during those current playtimes

[light badge]

To the point where I'm honest to God considering using smite

[rocky nacelle]

or as they call them

"leagues"

[frosty herald]

i no joke want to do a shield wall build with force greatsword

[rocky nacelle]

that'll go on for a few months

[light badge]

Just for Enfeeble

[twin wagon]

It's the same as usual
Diablo IV does something mediocre
Path of Exile 2 devs, slap each other, say they gonna 1 up it and release "more things than expected"

[frosty herald]

just to fuck with mutant hordes and crusher overheads

[twin wagon]

While dunking on blizzard

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dirty-bubble-dirty-bubble-spongebob-pop-bubble-gif-12314176431343551508

[twin wagon]

while likely blizzard skeleton crew is malding

seething

[rocky nacelle]

dirty bubble

[twin wagon]

and balding

[rocky nacelle]

and when did this new arc occur or why

[sullen forge]

Barreled on SIGHT

[sullen forge]

Warp Charges me thinks

[light badge]

Last night when I discovered that base damage increases actually just fuck shit up

[rocky nacelle]

no way dmg increases kill people

[light badge]

And they're more consistent than DD if not playing with Scrier's

[rocky nacelle]

🤯

[light badge]

I legit

Did not know

It was base damage

[rocky nacelle]

well you also didnt know shoving was 360

[sullen forge]

You should like be incredibly funny right

And do wall shields instead

[rocky nacelle]

my siblings are so noob

[light badge]

No

[rocky nacelle]

meanwhile im poisoning putting people onto DBarrel gunker

[light badge]

Current playstyle revolves around never using the dome unless I need to panic

[frosty herald]

shield walls is so funny

[light badge]

So I keep my damage

[frosty herald]

just spawn a wall inside of a burster

[rocky nacelle]

warp charges for being selfish is funny

but they are so easy to farm

it causes 0 harm to spam abilities

[light badge]

Fair

[rocky nacelle]

especially a dome wall

[merry flume]

me when my hungover ass drinks the content of one arizona RX energy herbal tonic

[light badge]

Also, spamming domes is way more satisfying than spamming walls

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/kinji-hakari-jujutsu-kaisen-gambler-hakari-dance-anime-gif-1214742258809221520

[rocky nacelle]

free tness bubble + BoN gay baby jail (pro tip: BoN vomit doesnt spawn in a bubble)

[light badge]

Nor does any projectile

Including trappers

[rocky nacelle]

bubble is actual gay baby jail

[sullen forge]

Gay baby jail for BONs

[rocky nacelle]

i remember learning about that a long time ago

and I ran bubble to counter BoNs before even learning of it

[light badge]

I tested this last night by standing in front of a trapper and bubbling her the second she shot me

Actually fucking mogged

[stable cypress]

I love doming burgle and watching people fuck off to kite it down a hallway anyways

[rocky nacelle]

thats why you spam ping the bubble and start fighting it

or if you type fast tell them bubble

[light badge]

Don't need my teammates, I've got 25 seconds of 6 WC Deimos

[stable cypress]

Imagining avg pubster reading or looki g at pings

[rocky nacelle]

say this after u win a duo lil vro.......

💅🏽

[light badge]

Bet

[rocky nacelle]

im all one for confidence

but can it be backed ?

https://tenor.com/view/enel-appleeat-gif-23884329

shall see

[frosty herald]

does shield bubble have a longer cooldown?

[light badge]

I'm pretty sure they're both 36s

[light badge]

Haven't checked though

[rocky nacelle]

i wonder how many

[copper hawk]

Yeah

[rocky nacelle]

noobkers dont know you can hold F to preview bubble/wall placement

[copper hawk]

Or use ur secondary

Ur revd heavies are a gamble cuz they take forever and dont stagger crushers normally for some rsn

[rocky nacelle]

also interesting to learn

that shield works like that

[light badge]

I knew this one!

[light badge]

Shedding my noob skin

[rocky nacelle]

hamdol ass question

[frosty herald]

Can you stop a burster by placing a wall inside it?

[rocky nacelle]

if a soyker shield gets shot how long until it can take damage again?

[frosty herald]

Ngl it would be really cool if the wall itself dealt damage if its spawned inside of an enemy

[rocky nacelle]

noob

[sullen forge]

You can never get rid of your noob skin, noob

[frosty herald]

The explosion

[rocky nacelle]

with walls you can

[frosty herald]

But it stops mutants

[rocky nacelle]

because its a bug

lmfao

[light badge]

WRONG

[rocky nacelle]

i was gonna say that in our matches earlier

[frosty herald]

Does a burster count as a specialist?

[light badge]

I am literally

[rocky nacelle]

im fucking mad

[light badge]

Shedding

[rocky nacelle]

legit

[light badge]

Rn

I'm molting

[rocky nacelle]

that muties are actually still getting stunned

from bubble

[light badge]

You wouldn't get it, pink flesh

[rocky nacelle]

when they said "they fixed it"

[rocky nacelle]

makes a sound does it not

[light badge]

Si senor

[sullen forge]

Nope you’re only growing into new noob skin

[light badge]

Fuck you die

[rocky nacelle]

the blunt:smokedown

[sullen forge]

The crackhead down the dark alleyway:

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-fiddle-fiddlesticks-league-of-legends-lol-attack-gif-16576851

[light badge]

Die die die die dje die die die explode explode exode explode explode explode explkde

[blissful frigate]

I cant wait for bolts of change to change a horde into a bunch of bursters you have to react to within half a second

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019111111498420244/1274580077232787507/ShootaCat_-_1824733905208946924.gif

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-shoo-spray-gif-22413550

stop being noob

bubble blowin baby

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-ar-five-nights-at-freddys-freddy-five-night-spongebob-gif-23947071

[merry flume]

wake up, put pant on

body immediately is like oh u gotta poop

now

[sullen forge]

BZZZZZZT WRONG!!!!

Wake up, piss, get out of bed

Go outside

[stone fern]

damn

[hard nexus]

wake up, shit, eat, piss, get out of bed

[stone fern]

i thought it was piss, wake up

FUCK

[merry flume]

going outside ? this early? on Sunday?

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-cat-sleepy-cat-yawn-cat-yawning-cat-cuddling-gif-8731755459079445188

[sullen forge]

Yes

[stone fern]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

first roll

kek

[stone fern]

go outside get a pastry

enjoy life NOW

[frosty herald]

Ok so yeah

[sullen forge]

In -6 Celsius

[frosty herald]

Bursters are stopped by shield wall

[rocky nacelle]

duh noob

[merry flume]

like the energy drink?

[rocky nacelle]

have you never seen a wall vs wave of muties/bursters

[sullen forge]

I’ll fucking cram that drink down your throat Istfg

[frosty herald]

Only mutants

[stone fern]

yes

[frosty herald]

But i might run the shield wall warp charges build

[rocky nacelle]

unlucky because if you wall in front of a poxburster and manage to get a wall behind it mid fall, you can basically do this

https://tenor.com/view/urien-ryu-street-fighter-epic-gamer-gif-21703444

[stone fern]

be a chad run double wall brain burst

[rocky nacelle]

walls r a sick parry

i like using them to stop snipers mid shot while going for a rez

[stone fern]

mfw the psyker eats every fucking blue stim in existance and bitches at me for taking one (he killed 3 bosses already)

[sullen forge]

He needs more

You ungrateful

FUCK

[stone fern]

😭

please sir may i have some chaos spawn crumbs???

[sullen forge]

No

[hard nexus]

gameplay help moment

[frosty herald]

I will

[hard nexus]

@rocky nacelle look in #gameplay-help

[rocky nacelle]

i muted that channel but ok whats cooking

[hard nexus]

just

insanity

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/600873630699749407/1293115690127065129/staring_at_u.gif

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-gif-18431190152954543269

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[merry flume]

the best way to play the game is to do as much damage as possible

https://tenor.com/view/dis-belief-surprised-oh-gif-10085527

[rocky nacelle]

if a perk boosts dmg somehow its good

runs crit chance and crit dmg

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[hard nexus]

just scroll down more, when cole said crit chance and damage is bad

then i reiterated that

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freaky-just-a-freak-im-just-a-freak-gif-12426962148816551417

[hard nexus]

and then

[rocky nacelle]

meow

i did

[sullen forge]

You’re telling me I’m throwing by lighting the entire map on fire? :(((((((

[hard nexus]

the stupidity that ensues

[rocky nacelle]

what do you want me to say about it

lmfao

[hard nexus]

idk

[rocky nacelle]

its someone being adamantly dumb again

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hard nexus]

i just thought you’d think it’s funny

[rocky nacelle]

cant help em

it is

but its also sad thats in gameplay help

and they're so insane and on a hair trigger

[hard nexus]

lol yeah

[rocky nacelle]

gameplay help was poisoned from the start.............

[hard nexus]

@stone fern you should’ve said take it personal

it would’ve been funny

[merry flume]

damage farming noob build is back.....

[rocky nacelle]

i think if I keep posting gifs

they might explode

[stone fern]

no

i am nice posting today

[rocky nacelle]

crinfe

[hard nexus]

feedback loop of brain damage

[merry flume]

yeah

[rocky nacelle]

slop builds character ♻️

slop builds character ♻️

slop builds -

[rocky nacelle]

alright you guys have fun

[south grove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1gylhhv/i_know_it_looks_deliberate_but_it_wasnt/

lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

they just remind me of those tf2 players

that just seethe at everyone and everything

cause they suck

lmfao

[hard nexus]

yah i’m gonna block them soon enough

[rocky nacelle]

poor gameplay help

someday we'll be free

[sullen forge]

Explode. Immediately.

[rocky nacelle]

i got a rag tag band of misfits

to choose from

[hard nexus]

u think i can get them banned

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1287161017205526608/s3OnVwp.gif

[rocky nacelle]

who to pick

[rocky nacelle]

maybe they'd have to say something super phobic or crazy

[sullen forge]

The two people on the right…

[hard nexus]

this is true

[rocky nacelle]

at worst mods will slap them on the wrist rn

for throwing shit everywhere

[hard nexus]

i could try to bait them

[rocky nacelle]

lmk how that goes if thats the route you take on this fine sunday morning

lmfoa

[red pawn]

thanks!

[merry flume]

interacting with warhammer chuds is a form of self harm

[rocky nacelle]

when i want to listen to breakcore and they put sad self deprecating anime dialogue sample in it

i dont care holy shit

garbage

play the god damn amen break

[frosty herald]

Yall do not look at profiles lmao

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/severance-apple-tv-apple-tv-plus-st4rl4sso-cesarmakesgifs-gif-27039648