zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Not to mention you have the displeasure of dishing out quite possibly the worst way to die out of anyone on the battlefield.

[nimble fiber]

para how old are u again?

[jagged cradle]

It’s just for mobility

[sterile stone]

Sooo funny thing about that

[south grove]

I

wuh

wuh

okay

[sterile stone]

I don't think many soldiers atleast in ww2 cared

[rocky nacelle]

24

[delicate shadow]

battlebit is ok, had fun but it didn't grab me like BF and CoD did back in the day

[grizzled aspen]

Ancient, decrepit bastard.

[nimble fiber]

shit I cant rly call u grandpa

[rocky nacelle]

considering I never played a BF it hooked me pretty good

[sterile stone]

Cause there was alot of propaganda that pitted anyone you pointed that thing at as basically less than human

[bitter anvil]

It is like arma?

[delicate shadow]

not like arma at all

[sterile stone]

But still

[rocky nacelle]

I had alot of fun with it

plus all the crackheads war role playing on mic

screaming about grenades

[sterile stone]

Dying to a flamethrower would be fucking awful

[rocky nacelle]

and shit

[sullen forge]

SMG08 USER DOWN!!!!

[rocky nacelle]

or screaming for medics

best shit ever

[grizzled aspen]

Gale, what rifle and pistol did you run on scout?

[nimble fiber]

best teammates 1 could get

[delicate shadow]

I had fun I just got bored after about ~15 hours which was unexpected

[sterile stone]

I miss when the meta for bf 1 was the A-10 hunter

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-finn-the-human-jake-the-dog-the-lich-adventure-time-gif-17220482

[grizzled aspen]

Your answer determines your fate.

[drifting wolf]

slight dent in da back

[nimble fiber]

aaaaaah bring me back

[sullen forge]

I take glory in fucking BUTCHERING

SMG08 Users

[nimble fiber]

nostalgia hits 2 deep

[sterile stone]

Nah lemme tell you

[grizzled aspen]

What about hellriegel users?

[sullen forge]

they're annoying just

SMG08 ever since the final patch dropped

outshines it

[sterile stone]

Nostalgia is those 2 hour long 2400 ticket Operation Metro Matches on bf3

[sullen forge]

SO MUCH

[grizzled aspen]

Idk, I find hellriegel was more annoying.

[nimble fiber]

man

[grizzled aspen]

Diet ass support gun.

[south grove]

I haven't played battlefield

but what is this

[nimble fiber]

I started with 4

[grizzled aspen]

Crossbow.

[sterile stone]

Cross bow

[sullen forge]

GL

[grizzled aspen]

Launches grenades.

[sullen forge]

Shoots HE Grenades!

[nimble fiber]

[sullen forge]

meant for tanks

[sterile stone]

This is the grandpappy to the modern GL

[ornate bone]

the ww1 crossbow

[south grove]

wha

okay

[rocky nacelle]

wtf dynamite crossbow

[grizzled aspen]

No, that's what your lumpy charge was for.

[rocky nacelle]

kino

[paper harness]

I miss operation locker

[grizzled aspen]

Lumpy charge my beloved.

[sterile stone]

Brother people were inventing new ways to murder each other

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2eWqhUly8A0A1O?invite=cr-MSxpVE4sMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[sterile stone]

BY THE DAY

During ww1

[rocky nacelle]

real hater shit

[sullen forge]

here's it in action!

[delicate shadow]

LEGIT

[sterile stone]

Based parabellum user

[rocky nacelle]

FPSes with levelution in their mechanics

🙏

[delicate shadow]

I also miss operation metro

[grizzled aspen]

Can you blame that guy though? That's like the best spot in that map for sniping tanks coming down the hill.

[sullen forge]

parrabellum/lMG08/Madsen/Huot

are all my children

[bitter anvil]

@south grove still in playing or chatting?

[rocky nacelle]

really makes me hate cod

that i cant just

nuke a whole building

[sullen forge]

Absolutely not

I heard his ass up there

and went

[rocky nacelle]

unlike BF or battlebit and games like that

[south grove]

is that chainmail

[sullen forge]

Hmmmm... Explosives....

[sullen forge]

Linen wrap

[sterile stone]

I think CoD would fry your pc with levolution

[grizzled aspen]

Cloth.

[sullen forge]

used for like either protection or wounds

[south grove]

I cannae tell

[rocky nacelle]

good

[south grove]

looked like chainmail in the video

[delicate shadow]

BF4 having collapsible skyscrapers was very cool even if the game was generally a downgrade from BF3

[grizzled aspen]

Wait, tintin, did you never play bf1?

[nimble fiber]

man some fried duck

[sterile stone]

Imagine darktide with levolution

[rocky nacelle]

gonna turn bo6 nuketown into black ops 2 nuketown

[ornate bone]

Destruction in games is a certified banger

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2fNvorQoIf6pLt?invite=cr-MSxYbDYsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

Also going to stress

sound is extremely important

[south grove]

I think "darktide is my first shooter" should somewhat hint to that

[sullen forge]

no matter the game

[ornate bone]

One of the most engaging games I played was actually Red Faction Armageddon

[rocky nacelle]

engayging

[sullen forge]

I would've been swiss cheese in this clip if I didn't sound whore

[ornate bone]

I didn't really like the enemies or the linearity too much, but the destruction served the game really well

[sterile stone]

Those insta kills on elites

[nimble fiber]

I would run trough walls ngl

[grizzled aspen]

RAAAH M1917 FUCKS

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[ornate bone]

It was really fun to go on a bridge and blow a hole in the middle

[grizzled aspen]

This is depressing, bf1 was a cinematic experience.

[delicate shadow]

honestly wish we had a BF style game with RoN style gunplay

[grizzled aspen]

Shame the servers are dead now.

[ornate bone]

Or hammer a wall to get a different angle to shoot enemies inside

[sullen forge]

its my favorite "I really want to make it Living hell for anyone trying to push towards me" weapon

[sterile stone]

Duuuude

[sullen forge]

aka I lay down set bipod up

and you're cooked!

[grizzled aspen]

I love the reload, though.

[sterile stone]

I hate that so many games have these great concepts

[sullen forge]

Oh it fucks

[south grove]

my friends talk about it a lot

[sullen forge]

its so good

[bitter anvil]

Hey Tin are you still playing Darktide right now?

[south grove]

I won't ever know

[sterile stone]

And no one thought to take all the great parts of games

And make a game out of that

[grizzled aspen]

"I have fired 50 bullets, time to lay another layer on top."

[south grove]

nah

gonna hop back on

in like

3 hours

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2eVTKU44OFVuz0?invite=cr-MSxvcXMsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

I bring that fuck it we ball energy to BF1

[south grove]

wire is being mean and avoiding me

[bitter anvil]

It is the barrel?

[grizzled aspen]

@sullen forge what rifle and pistol for scout? Your answer decides your fate.

[sterile stone]

That's the best balance you could have in a game like battlefield

Like sure

[sullen forge]

G98/Lebel paired with Luger

[sterile stone]

You CAN be a tanky bullet spondge

[sullen forge]

P08

[grizzled aspen]

Death.

[south grove]

did you just skewer him

[grizzled aspen]

I will barrel you forever.

[sullen forge]

bayonet charge

[south grove]

this looks really fun

[sterile stone]

But you CAN die to a guy with a small wooden club if you don't pay attention

[sullen forge]

What did you use?

[sterile stone]

Regardless of who you are

[grizzled aspen]

Martini henry and frommer stop.

[sullen forge]

You would've liked the Vitalli

[nimble fiber]

literally me (the guy with a small wooden club)

[rocky nacelle]

its alright guys the real best skill shooter is coming back

[sullen forge]

the Vitalli is literally

[grizzled aspen]

If I dont drop you with the martini henry, the frommer stop will kill you.

[rocky nacelle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3139440/Gunz__The_Duel/

Steam

GunZ: The Duel

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Release Date

To be announced

[sullen forge]

Martini with more ammo

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, but here's the problem with not using the martini henry, right?

[sullen forge]

its range is non-existent though

[grizzled aspen]

I countersniped with the infantry variant.

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[sterile stone]

They're re releasing this game?

[grizzled aspen]

Martini henry has an arc like a fucking rainbow.

Do you understand where I'm going with this?

[rocky nacelle]

yea supposedly thats what it looks like

i never played it back in the day but ive seen tournaments and heard stories

adhd personified PVP

[grizzled aspen]

The mental damage inflicted upon an enemy sniper when I drop them at 300m out with a martini henry is mind boggling.

[sterile stone]

Hopefulyl all the wanna be movement gods move to this game

[rocky nacelle]

real movement gods coming through

[sterile stone]

@sullen forge Sooo

We getting a full auto shotgun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RweCmAFFojA

[rocky nacelle]

alright args

[grizzled aspen]

And, yknow, the martini henry didnt care what range you shot someone at. It just mattered where you landed the round.

[south grove]

what games do I have to catch up on

[rocky nacelle]

I found a perfect video args to watch on GUNZ

[bitter anvil]

Pancor hammer

[south grove]

seems like there's a lot of them

[rocky nacelle]

certified banger if you see this

on old pvp games

[delicate shadow]

lmao I love how the pancor jackhammer has nothing going for it outside of video game use

[rocky nacelle]

14 years ago

[south grove]

so rn on the list is CoD, BF, and what else

[grizzled aspen]

Because it's fucking dogshit lmao.

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2eWJN6zTMEd_9x?invite=cr-MSxpczUsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[delicate shadow]

yea

[sullen forge]

I love comitting warcrimes

[rocky nacelle]

@sterile stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppSU5xeEMdU

[delicate shadow]

like it's a totally dogshit weapon BUT it looks cool so video games pick it up and that's like...the only sales it gets

[sterile stone]

I'm watching a video on it now

[grizzled aspen]

I HATE this gun.

[rocky nacelle]

real movement godz

[grizzled aspen]

HATE HATE HATE

[rocky nacelle]

wya

[sullen forge]

I do too

lmao

[sterile stone]

God we've come alog way when it comes to graphic wuality

[copper hawk]

@frosty herald thoughtz on peptides ??

[rocky nacelle]

im gonna play gunz when it comes back and get smoked by all the 10+ year old korean masters

[copper hawk]

Like 4 fitness ??

[grizzled aspen]

I pick up a sentry kit hoping for the mg and get that shitty smg.

[south grove]

what does this mean btw

I never found out

[grizzled aspen]

It makes me want to explode.

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2eW70ggmblxVnk?invite=cr-MSxWZ3UsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[copper hawk]

Im watchin a vid by a doctor i watch who i trust and he seemz 2 also hype them up

[sullen forge]

Pure unfiltered swag

[copper hawk]

Since u r into this stuff thought id ask

[rocky nacelle]

thats facts but the gameplay for gunz

is pretty unparalleled

[nimble fiber]

nah smoke with them

[copper hawk]

Amd ask here cuz also other athletes

[sterile stone]

Imagine the fear the first soldiers musta felt seeing a tank for the first time.

[grizzled aspen]

Something all bf1 players can agree on, if you used the artillery truck, fuck you.

[sullen forge]

The germans were horrified

[obsidian prairie]

This is the land raider looking thing right

[sullen forge]

when the first Tanks were deployed

[sullen forge]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, landships.

[paper harness]

Comfy bed

[obsidian prairie]

Cool

[grizzled aspen]

Less tanky, both in shape and hp, than the heavy tank, but you also got 2 aux tank guns.

[paper harness]

[obsidian prairie]

I can only recognize it because the gun handling seems similar to the “that’s a tank” clip

[sterile stone]

I can tell you right now

[grizzled aspen]

Very handy to have one around if your main tanker is using a heavy tank.

[sterile stone]

This game won't have a huge collowing

[spare talon]

so many recon users now

[sterile stone]

Just a hardcore fanbase

[south grove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1gpxzn0/i_think_i_have_just_the_contract_for_you/

[delicate shadow]

the state museum back home has a fully intact and functional german tank from WW1, pretty sure it's the last of its kind

[rocky nacelle]

thats fine

[sterile stone]

We taking it for a ride?

[rocky nacelle]

thats literally just quake

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2eVKAyh5nOIham?invite=cr-MSw2dUUsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I really want to go back and replay bf1 with my old buddies from school.

[paper harness]

I need to find the chaos spawn in the duo with ham

[sullen forge]

Flametrooper goes hard when you know how to use it

[grizzled aspen]

Seeing clips is making me feel homesick.

[delicate shadow]

god no, looking at the interals it looks like hell to be in lmao

[sterile stone]

Crye Precision 6-12

[rocky nacelle]

im not expecting gunz to have a huge playerbase

[bitter anvil]

Some tank are replica in museum the real one either store in capital.

[rocky nacelle]

its definitely on some quake following level

[sterile stone]

No sense of adventure

[rocky nacelle]

and tf2 to an extent

[nimble fiber]

ok what if
we hotbox it

[frozen kernel]

Recon and M1 staff macro spam

[sterile stone]

It''ll be interesting to spectate

[rocky nacelle]

no doubt about that

[frozen kernel]

Except the recon users just like, annihilate everything

[sterile stone]

But I ain't one of these dude's who can pop 20 adderall and play like that

[rocky nacelle]

i asked you to confirm this yesterday and you said nothing

bastard

[grizzled aspen]

Fitting into a modern tank isn't fun, I can't imagine it's much better for older tanks.

[sterile stone]

But smelling all that rust

[rocky nacelle]

wym the guys in Fury looked like they were having a grand time

[sterile stone]

And possibly getting tetnis

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2cwmpRx_kUWXi4?invite=cr-MSxLN0ksMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@sterile stone

I forgot I had this lmao

[sterile stone]

Calico made 2 other versions I believe of this gun

All of them suck ass

[grizzled aspen]

The loader literally was 4 inches from Brad Pitt's package man, that is not a fun place to be.

[bitter anvil]

Cylinder magazine are expensive to make

Like Bizon

[grizzled aspen]

Not really.

[sterile stone]

Loading the mag is a pain in the ass

[rocky nacelle]

counter point they had cool moustaches and fits

but yea

[grizzled aspen]

The bigger issue with that gun specifically is you can't make any fucking optic hold zero.

[paper harness]

https://youtu.be/0zqXHrrU8pc?si=0kFRO9y-JM5SE6Vp 38:20 @spare talon

[sterile stone]

Imagine having to load 64 individual rounds into a helical magazine

[nimble fiber]

how u loading your mag

[grizzled aspen]

I think I'd rather kill myself.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/put-em-down-gif-12310114964000124521

[grizzled aspen]

I've loaded a p90 mag and that was probably the worst thing I've ever had to load.

[bitter anvil]

This one?

[sterile stone]

Yep

I believe there's one more

[bitter anvil]

Looks cyberpunk

[sullen forge]

Alright last Battlefield 1 clip

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2a8FCeNXn8OySq?invite=cr-MSxlTXYsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[sterile stone]

Or they just modified it to add a railing

[frozen kernel]

Impound lot I used to work at had a British scout car thing at one point that I got to poke around in one night

[sterile stone]

I can respect any battlefield pilot

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMFG498I3Ps

[sterile stone]

Piloting in bf games is so awful

[delicate shadow]

big brain play

[rocky nacelle]

its something about these 10+ year old combo videos/MADs for skill games

[nimble fiber]

understandable

[rocky nacelle]

like DMC or GUNz

thats just diff

[nimble fiber]

could never fly

[bitter anvil]

Extended the barrel and expensive

[grizzled aspen]

If they fucking let me invert up and down I could actually fly worth a shit!

[bitter anvil]

There’s only 22lr and 9mm

[sterile stone]

Makes you wonder if they're gonna keep the stiff movement

[rocky nacelle]

it will be interesting to see the return of gunz

[grizzled aspen]

Also planes randomly stalled a lot in bf1.

[rocky nacelle]

in this day and age

for sure

[sterile stone]

Then yeah the barrel extended version is just modified

It's cool if you actually take the time

[obsidian prairie]

If they let me use my project wingman controls I would be unstoppable

[sterile stone]

There's guns that had really really short runs

And are collectors items

[grizzled aspen]

One of my buddies used to be our ace pilot.

If he got a plane spawn the game was pretty much ours.

[sullen forge]

Was to simulate the shitty planes of WW1

[grizzled aspen]

He would make sure no other planes could exist.

[sullen forge]

Also Support main, sitting on my throne of destroyed plane parts

[sterile stone]

There's a fair few of these out in people's collections

[obsidian prairie]

I do that by playing AA in 2042

[rocky nacelle]

black ops 1 sniper

[grizzled aspen]

And he would do strafing runs on light tanks and sniper positions just to fuck with em.

[rocky nacelle]

the wa0w

[obsidian prairie]

I am great with a wildcat

[delicate shadow]

call of duty should add this

[sullen forge]

WA-2000

[bitter anvil]

That’s Smith and Wesson?

[rocky nacelle]

the wa0w

the soos

[sterile stone]

Walther

[bitter anvil]

Alright

[sullen forge]

What in the fuck

is that

[grizzled aspen]

I, on the other hand, was the tanker.

[deft heron]

What's the dump stat for Bolt Pistol? Mobility?

[frozen kernel]

I fly helicopters in Arma better with ACE3 and shit than I do in battlefield, it’s so sad

[bitter anvil]

Walther P2000

[sterile stone]

This looks like that Japanese defense rifle

[obsidian prairie]

Collateral, only affects stagger

[sterile stone]

The Howa

[jagged cradle]

Freedom

[grizzled aspen]

Our buddy, who I will refer to as Booger, so as not to namedrop him, was my pocket repairman.

[delicate shadow]

pure garage built glory (leader T2 Mk5)

[sullen forge]

Peak

[sterile stone]

Every tank crew needs a repairman

[grizzled aspen]

If I got a heavy tank spawn, he would just run around the tank on the outside keeping me fixed.

[autumn vector]

Me shiter who hasnt played more than a few games in literally months. They nerf D4 zealot yet or can I still just grab a shity grey one and crush everything?

[sterile stone]

THIS

[bitter anvil]

Pioneer of ksg-12

[sterile stone]

This thing fired flechettes specifically I think

[deft heron]

Gotcha, would that be the same for Bolt Gun? Or would you dump Mobility on that?

[rocky nacelle]

ds4 is still the worst thing for the health of the difficulty of the game

yes

[sullen forge]

@sterile stone They're pushing a few years into the future to add some weapons into BO6 btw which isn't a huge deal to me but you know what that means?

[obsidian prairie]

Same thing, unless you want the goofy bulwark breakpoint

[sterile stone]

I'm an amazing co pilot

[frozen kernel]

My first time playing 40k Dawn of War with a buddy I got absolute shit stomped by AI, but I had a single tech priest just following his baneblade around giving it pocket support

[grizzled aspen]

I would routinely drop 80+ kills and make everyone's life a living hell if I got my hands on a flamer tank.

[sullen forge]

my favorite weapon can possibly be brought into Black Ops 6

[sterile stone]

But actual pilot

Hell no

[autumn vector]

Neat im gonna recon las and d4 on a crit zealot build and be toxic as fuck. Ty

[jagged cradle]

@south grove I’m free

[sterile stone]

The p90?

[sullen forge]

@sterile stone Made 1996

[nimble fiber]

true

[grizzled aspen]

G36C

?

[sterile stone]

When was the g36 made?

[nimble fiber]

imma roll up while u fly

[sullen forge]

1996

[grizzled aspen]

Specifically the carbine variant.

[sterile stone]

[sullen forge]

So its possible

[sterile stone]

I mean maaybe

Cause the story takes place in 1991

[sullen forge]

They added a few weapons that came in post 1991

few

[grizzled aspen]

I believe original G36 parts were much larger as to fit the bill of a proper machine gun, but they weren't stress tested correctly so they never worked out like that.

[sullen forge]

not a shit ton

but hey

im all for it

[nimble fiber]

the story good btw? haven't played it yet

[grizzled aspen]

Hence where the C came from.

[sullen forge]

Black Ops 6?

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

[sterile stone]

This looks like something from Ark Raiders

[rocky nacelle]

payday 2

[grizzled aspen]

Manufacturing carbines was cheaper, faster, and had lower stress regs to meet.

[bitter anvil]

That’s liberator shotgun

[nimble fiber]

yuh

[spare talon]

GONE
STOLEM

[grizzled aspen]

4th horsemen headass shotgun.

[south grove]

declined

I'm gonna kms

[sullen forge]

Its good I'll admit, its not like original Black Ops crazy

[south grove]

!

[sullen forge]

but its still good'

[frozen kernel]

Not really a big CoD fan but from what I’ve seen of friends playing it, this one actually had a really cool campaign

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/cayde6-thumbs-up-gif-23331139

[sterile stone]

Looks funky

[sullen forge]

if you like Cold War you'll like Black Ops 6

[frozen kernel]

^

[bitter anvil]

Is pure iron cast

[paper harness]

So mad

[frozen kernel]

I thought Cold War was really neat

[paper harness]

Also

[bitter anvil]

That whole barrel is iron casted

[paper harness]

#veteran-class message

Lmao

[nimble fiber]

bet Imma try it soon

[sterile stone]

I legit thought bo6 was gonna be ass, but it's actually nice

Not perfect

But nice

[rocky nacelle]

why do you enter vet chat

[frozen kernel]

Baller SP makes up for weird MP if it’s not your cup of tea

[rocky nacelle]

smh

[south grove]

is playing w/ wire a bad idea

[spare talon]

[paper harness]

Are you learning worse habits

[sullen forge]

I think the funniest explanation I've seen for a TLDR of BO6 Campaign is "Schizophrenic Mexican Super Soldier goes rogue and dismantles the inner state single handedly" @nimble fiber

[south grove]

no

[paper harness]

He thought he was slick

[south grove]

I'm using an axe and an autogun

[nimble fiber]

I liked the open world mode zombies had

[sterile stone]

I still think Case is Bell

[grizzled aspen]

Well I hated cold war.

[sterile stone]

Can't convince me otherwise

[sullen forge]

No outbreak yet

but I wouldn't be surprised

if it returns

[nimble fiber]

sadge

[south grove]

solo queue it is then

[sterile stone]

These guns exist in hunt

[sullen forge]

Terminus as a map is fucking huge

so it might make up for it

[rocky nacelle]

seems like dorn is getting another weird vet shot

[bitter anvil]

Yes that’s alof

[sterile stone]

Next map is like a castle

[nimble fiber]

kid named alof

[sterile stone]

Looks like Der Eisendrach

[grizzled aspen]

This, surprisingly, isn't cursed. It's actually a marvel of firearms engineering, and, if I had one, I'd use it exclusively for hunting.

[rocky nacelle]

and supposedly there are 4 wonder weapons on it

[bitter anvil]

Early stage of pump tube.

[light badge]

Man
I've got a test tomorrow and my neighbor is yelling slurs at League

[rocky nacelle]

welcome back origins 3

der eisendrache 2

[grizzled aspen]

I know what it is. I'm a firearms student.

[bitter anvil]

Oh

[rocky nacelle]

as if you dont yell slurs at darktide

💅

[grizzled aspen]

I really, really want one.

[sullen forge]

I don't know if you can agree on this @rocky nacelle but Terminus is Aesthetically for the theme of the map, Really fucking pretty

[grizzled aspen]

Yell slurs back.

[rocky nacelle]

terminus doesnt exist to me

i only know libfart falls

[grizzled aspen]

Be the woman the internet thinks you are.

[south grove]

pubbers

[light badge]

I think I've heard him say kys F slur at least four times lol

[sullen forge]

Libshart falls is for grinding

[nimble fiber]

but

[rocky nacelle]

hmmm he must be a top laner or a jungler

[sullen forge]

Terminus is for actually enjoying Zombies

[rocky nacelle]

or a bot laner

[nimble fiber]

funny tentacle guy

[sterile stone]

Trying to train horde, Amalgm comes up behind you and tickles your spine

Yeah nah yeah mate

[light badge]

I'm so happy I don't know what these words mean

[rocky nacelle]

I need to go back to terimnus

and get the 2 for 1 amalgam calling card

[paper harness]

That’s azure on an alt

[sullen forge]

they need to tweak Amalgams

[jagged cradle]

Sorry tin I’m tired

[rocky nacelle]

ah

[jagged cradle]

And old

[sullen forge]

thats literally the ONLY issue Terminus has

[nimble fiber]

im always provoking bro by just vibing in the water

[light badge]

How old are you, exactly?

[rocky nacelle]

me when i have nothing better to do

[sterile stone]

My roommate saw me playign terminus and asked why I thought amalgms were hard to kill since they had so many heads

Like bro

[rocky nacelle]

(seems to be the case for alot of discord users)

[grizzled aspen]

You are older.

[sullen forge]

He doesn't like it when you stay in the water for more than 20 seconds...

[paper harness]

He showed up in vc to do flesh wound

Ainz instantly recognised him

[sterile stone]

Imagine trying to headshot a one of those inflateable wavy dudes while there's tons of people around it

[nimble fiber]

but I wanna swim

[sterile stone]

And it's jiggling around

[rocky nacelle]

average discord moment

[light badge]

True. 21. I'm practically turning into dust at this point

[sullen forge]

you get Malpractice medals for ripping their limbs off

so I mean... cool?

[grizzled aspen]

You're older than me!

[sullen forge]

I guess

[grizzled aspen]

Zamn!

[sterile stone]

Isn't it snowing out dere?

[sullen forge]

At least you're not nearing 23

[grizzled aspen]

Decrepit old bag!

[paper harness]

Hag

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn arent you like 25?

[rocky nacelle]

mfw me and a homeboy get 2 amalgams to 1hp so I can double sniper shot them and then he accidentally kills one with the wonder weapon

[grizzled aspen]

And you chainsmoke like a mf?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-statue-punch-yakuza-kiwami-yakuza-gif-18284709

[light badge]

I wear the title of hag with pride

[grizzled aspen]

I dont think you should be talking man.

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[rocky nacelle]

im not going to lie

[grizzled aspen]

Is that so?

[rocky nacelle]

I wasnt mad at him

but I was tilted

for sure

that calling card is so annoying to get

[light badge]

@grizzled aspen real talk you struck me as like, late twenties early thirties

[sullen forge]

How I feel watching the shitty player leave with the wonder weapon we needed

[sterile stone]

Is it a dark ops challenges to collat amalgms?

[rocky nacelle]

kill 2 amalgams in the same shot

[sullen forge]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

EVERYONE FUCKING THINKS IM 30

WHAT THE HELL

[sullen forge]

2 Amalgams with 1 shot

[sterile stone]

You're shitting me...

[grizzled aspen]

IM LITERALLY NOT EVEN 21

[rocky nacelle]

your best bet is to weaken them

with the tentacle traps

[grizzled aspen]

I CANT EVEN BUY MY OWN BOOZE YET

[rocky nacelle]

or wonder weapon

[sullen forge]

Its possible you just weaken them and get them on a small island

[rocky nacelle]

wonder weapon and tentacle traps fuck up amalgams

[sullen forge]

so its easier to collat

[light badge]

My only guess is that you type with correct punctuation a lot

[rocky nacelle]

and just use a sniper

[sterile stone]

Hmmmmm I smell marijuaaaaaanaaaa

[sullen forge]

SVD is kinda...

FUCKED

for it

[light badge]

Mainly using full stops

[sterile stone]

You been smoking pot Quiten?

[rocky nacelle]

just dont use LR

cause LR explodes

[sullen forge]

Do not use that

[rocky nacelle]

so it might jank you out

lmfao

[sullen forge]

LR is a Mustang and Sally but bolt action

lmao

[nimble fiber]

lets make quinton green out

[grizzled aspen]

I mean even irl, looking at my face, people think I'm far older than I am.

[rocky nacelle]

just use SVD or the LW and pierce

[jagged cradle]

18?

[light badge]

For example, anyone that types like this just gives off an older vibe.

[sterile stone]

Slap FMJ into any gun if you're going for collat kills

[rocky nacelle]

mustang and sally for chads

[grizzled aspen]

Like I'll be 21 in January and these folks coming in the store think I'm like 32.

[sullen forge]

[rocky nacelle]

LR one shotting 15 zombies past round 35+

sign me the fuck up

[light badge]

HAHA YOU CAN'T BUY DRUGS

[rocky nacelle]

thats amazing ammo econ

[bitter anvil]

Fmj gonna bounce everywhere with bullet go through a flesh target.

[sullen forge]

SVD also turning into a shotgun on PAP

is fucking peak

[sterile stone]

Pends on the bullet

[rocky nacelle]

I prefer the LR if im going high rounds

[sullen forge]

I love that they're getting interesting with the PAPs

[rocky nacelle]

cause LR has insane ammo economy

1 shot = 10 dead zombies

on round 40+

need

[grizzled aspen]

This depends heavily on the cartridge.

[jagged cradle]

Probably for the best I’m not really interested in drugs

[sterile stone]

Like I feel a 7.62 ain't gonna deviate too much if it goes through like an arm

[sullen forge]

you running dead shot with the ammo return augment?

[light badge]

Real

[grizzled aspen]

7.62 tumbles a lot, yes.

[rocky nacelle]

no im doing armor and crit dmg

[light badge]

alcohol and cannabis are fun though

[sullen forge]

try the ammo return

[rocky nacelle]

meh

[sullen forge]

that shit if you just aim at ones head

[grizzled aspen]

The thing that fucks you up with 7.62x39 is that the bullets break bones very easily.

[rocky nacelle]

not a lucky bullet enjoyer

[sullen forge]

literally infinite

ammo

[rocky nacelle]

true

[sullen forge]

I did it with the Pump shotgun

[rocky nacelle]

ill just abuse it on SVD or LW though

[sullen forge]

holy shit

I NEVER

EVER

RAN OUT OF AMMO

[grizzled aspen]

5.56x45 will zip right through you, maybe take a rib or a single bone in your arm with it, but 7.62x39 will hit your bones and bounce.

[sullen forge]

it was so fucked

[jagged cradle]

Alcohol however…

[vague depot]

We have a pump shotgun?

[sterile stone]

I figured gettign shot with anything that isn't a .22 would easily do that.

[rocky nacelle]

unironically frenzied guard + PaP sniper

lee mao

undying

[sullen forge]

Frenzied Guard in general

[light badge]

Alcohol is a drug you sillybilly

[rocky nacelle]

actually gale

[jagged cradle]

I dabble in

[rocky nacelle]

its better than that

[bitter anvil]

Is sugar a drug?

[sterile stone]

If you wanna get technical

[rocky nacelle]

frenzied guard + combat axe

[grizzled aspen]

You would be surprised at how often bullets choose to deflect off of bones instead of breaking them.

[rocky nacelle]

🤫

[jagged cradle]

I suppose you’re right

[vague depot]

What is it

[nimble fiber]

can be

[sullen forge]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[rocky nacelle]

any kills in frenzied guard give armor

so

[bitter anvil]

Diabetic skyrocket in America

[rocky nacelle]

combat axe 3 zombies full armor and staminup hot foot around

[grizzled aspen]

Weed smoker, you smell bad.

[rocky nacelle]

💨

its funny

[sullen forge]

Mogging the fuck out of the 5 zombies and instantly going from no armor to full + speed boost

[rocky nacelle]

dont even need to shoot during frenzied guard

[light badge]

I don't smoke

[grizzled aspen]

You do know by this same logic, cheese is a drug.

[sullen forge]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[light badge]

Edibles and drinkables only

[grizzled aspen]

Cheese and meth hit up the same parts of the brain.

Like the EXACT same parts.

[rocky nacelle]

combat axe >>> pack a punch

[light badge]

Fucking what?

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, it's true.

[nimble fiber]

drinkables lol

[light badge]

Can you find a source for that? I'm curious

[bitter anvil]

Sugar like legalize drug that slowly killing you ethically

[rocky nacelle]

getting stoned from drinkables

just sounds so weird

wonder if its actually any good

[grizzled aspen]

No. Not that I can't, I just dont care enough to do it again.

[sullen forge]

Lunchables, I like my cheese moldy bruh

[nimble fiber]

good question

[grizzled aspen]

One of those 3am things I read on the toilet type deals.

[nimble fiber]

never tried it
yet

[light badge]

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE THC IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE BRUH

[sullen forge]

how did that fuck up my @

[bitter anvil]

“Blue cheese has mold in it”

[sullen forge]

alright

[light badge]

I CAN'T EAT IT SO IT'S NOT AN EDIBLE

[rocky nacelle]

relax stoner

[grizzled aspen]

Blue cheese is mold.

[nimble fiber]

[grizzled aspen]

Fuckin nasty, too.

[sullen forge]

you

drink that?...

[meager fern]

What's the dump stat for the flame thrower, pump shotgun, brace autoriifle, bolt pistol

[light badge]

Yes?

[sullen forge]

Stay away from me hag

[light badge]

They're flavored and good value for the price

[rocky nacelle]

as long as it doesnt taste like im drinking weed or wax

it might be ok

never tried drinkables though

[nimble fiber]

digestable

[rocky nacelle]

yea its digestable at best

[bitter anvil]

Damage flamethrower, rest mobility.

[grizzled aspen]

Hey, we like hags around here.

[rocky nacelle]

but no one likes underage chuds

later noob

💅

[grizzled aspen]

You're fat.

[light badge]

It has a bit of "yeah this is a drug" taste to it, but I could honestly drink the entire thing if I'm not careful

[vague depot]

What is the pump action shotgun

[rocky nacelle]

must be confusing me with you

[meager fern]

@bitter anvil the dump stat on flamer is damage???

[light badge]

I portion it into 5mg shots to avoid such a situation

[nimble fiber]

wait

[spare talon]

yes

[bitter anvil]

People said it

[rocky nacelle]

you and your tea chug jug

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[nimble fiber]

I did try tea

[spare talon]

it only affects the damage dealt on the impact that applies the burn, not the burn itself

[rocky nacelle]

how much is in a single can hahnda

[grizzled aspen]

You leave me and my tea chug jug out of your bitch mouth.

[rocky nacelle]

blah blah go drink away fatty

💅

[spare talon]

difference between 60 and 80 is 1 singular damage on that hit

[grizzled aspen]

Smh.

[rocky nacelle]

ill enjoy my chug jug

OF WATER

[bitter anvil]

Ginger ale, Volan that’s strong.

[rocky nacelle]

like a human

[grizzled aspen]

So, question, para.

[sullen forge]

I'll be honest I didn't even pay attention to how old he was LMAO

[meager fern]

@spare talon wow ok.

[grizzled aspen]

How much sugar do you think I put in that jug?

Because it is sweet tea.

[rocky nacelle]

do you live in the south frog

important part to this question

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, but I dont turn it into syrup.

[rocky nacelle]

damn

fair enough

[grizzled aspen]

If that's what you're asking.

[rocky nacelle]

hmmm

id say

half way to syrup flavor

[sullen forge]

Sweet or Unsweetened

[grizzled aspen]

Which is..?

[rocky nacelle]

idk do you throw sugar packets in that shit or something

[bitter anvil]

There is anime called Baki the protagonist drink bucket of sugar water like heal instantly.

[grizzled aspen]

Sweet, if you drink unsweetened, you aren't real.

[rocky nacelle]

unsweetened tea is just

ok

thats it

[bitter anvil]

Bitter

[sullen forge]

"mid"

[rocky nacelle]

nope

its ok

[obsidian prairie]

Unsweetened tea is fine

[rocky nacelle]

not good enough to be mid

imo

[sullen forge]

we get a shit ton of Unsweetened drinkers up here

in the north

[grizzled aspen]

Fuck no. I brew it in a tea pot and put sugar in it by the cup when it's done.

[obsidian prairie]

Sweet tea is also fine

I like both

[rocky nacelle]

yea how am i supposed to guess the sugar

if its from a big ass bag

[nimble fiber]

what about with honey tho

[grizzled aspen]

By the cup?

[rocky nacelle]

ok

[grizzled aspen]

Like the measurement. Cups.

[rocky nacelle]

4 cups of sugar

[light badge]

Depends. The bottles I usually get have 100mg, though I've seen the cans around it from the same brand vary from 50 to 200mg

[grizzled aspen]

Lower.

[rocky nacelle]

let me guess 3

[grizzled aspen]

Lower.

[obsidian prairie]

Tea with real honey is nice, got some places near me where I can get some

[bitter anvil]

Ginger tea

[rocky nacelle]

you put 2

i dont see a point in 1

[grizzled aspen]

1.5

[rocky nacelle]

really

1 and a half

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

[rocky nacelle]

i guess if the sugar is strong enough

[grizzled aspen]

Anything more is too sweet.

And anything beyond 2 is syrup.

[rocky nacelle]

fake southerner

drink mcdonalds sweet tea now

to repent

[light badge]

Mas azucar ‼️

[grizzled aspen]

Eat shit. I like to actually taste tea and not sugar.

[bitter anvil]

I drink unsweetened tea

At fast food

[grizzled aspen]

You need to explode.

[bitter anvil]

They taste bitter

[rocky nacelle]

anyways

[grizzled aspen]

Unsweetened tea is awful.

[rocky nacelle]

coffee > tea

[grizzled aspen]

I can agree with that.

[rocky nacelle]

i like tea but i never drink it

[obsidian prairie]

That’s because it isn’t tea

It’s fast food drink

[light badge]

Water no difs every other drink

It's not close

[obsidian prairie]

Wrong but ok

[grizzled aspen]

Hag.

[rocky nacelle]

tho i will say when I lived up north for about 2 years when it was ball bustingly cold

[light badge]

Water gang 💪

[rocky nacelle]

cinnamon and apple hot tea

was the shit

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/iroh-leaves-from-the-vine-avatar-the-last-airbender-atla-gif-883470456609551884

[grizzled aspen]

You know what's funny?

[bitter anvil]

I swear they grab package of tea and dump in the tea maker machine.

[grizzled aspen]

I haven't had a drink of normal water in over 2 months.

[light badge]

Amphibian.

[obsidian prairie]

Cinnamon in tea sounds weird until you try it and then it’s amazing

[rocky nacelle]

this shit was my savior in the winter days

very good

[grizzled aspen]

I've only drank soda, tea, or powerade, for the last 2 months.

[bitter anvil]

Same like gas station yea I had

[grizzled aspen]

No straight up water.

[rocky nacelle]

teeth are doing their british transformation

rn

🟨

[grizzled aspen]

Actually I have very healthy teeth.

Believe it or not.

[bitter anvil]

Diabetic soda and Powerade.

[rocky nacelle]

then why subject them to that

[light badge]

I've been drinking basically only tap water lol

[rocky nacelle]

fucked up

[grizzled aspen]

The only issue is my bottom left canine is twisted because my palette is misshapen.

It doesn't cause me any issues so I'm not getting it fixed.

[bitter anvil]

I have counter top water filter

[light badge]

I have a bitch tooth

[rocky nacelle]

also a noob one

[grizzled aspen]

You're a bitch tooth.

[light badge]

My upper left canine is just like, sensitive

To everything

[rocky nacelle]

that sucks

[grizzled aspen]

Super bitch tooth, even.

[rocky nacelle]

rip it out

[light badge]

Too hot, too cold, too sweet

Even crunching too hard makes it upset

[bitter anvil]

Too bitter too spicy too hot

It burn

[sullen forge]

basically 80% of my drinks, 15% energy drinks, rest is like lemonade/juice

I just chug the shit out of water

[light badge]

Okay wait I lied

[grizzled aspen]

I can't fucking stand drinking water.

[sullen forge]

How

[grizzled aspen]

It tastes like nothing.

[sullen forge]

you literally NEED it to survive

[light badge]

Lemonade is equally as peak as water

[bitter anvil]

That’s tap water

[obsidian prairie]

That’s the point idiot

[sullen forge]

🗣️

[grizzled aspen]

After like the second drink I get so sick of it I can't take it anymore.

[sullen forge]

I take back the hag comment

[grizzled aspen]

She is still a hag.

But like, not derogatory hag.

Just an old lady.

[obsidian prairie]

Calling someone a hag is a compliment as it implies they wield great magical power

[light badge]

Shotgun in a rocking chair type hag

[light badge]

psyker main

The irony

[rocky nacelle]

funny im drinking lemonade rn

[sullen forge]

I have hard lemonade in my fridge

[grizzled aspen]

Gale, did you not see when I said I haven't taken a drink of straight water for 2 months?

[sullen forge]

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

[light badge]

BAAASED

[grizzled aspen]

I'm Him.

[sullen forge]

Cant drink it till like

Thursday

[bitter anvil]

Tea and powerade and soda the corporate drink kind

[sullen forge]

cause I have enough respect to not force myself to get drunk on work weeks

[obsidian prairie]

I love living somewhere with not shit drinking water

[south grove]

GN

[grizzled aspen]

I eat foods to make up for my lack of water.

[south grove]

I will never sleep

[grizzled aspen]

Like vegetable beef soup is gas.

[sullen forge]

what like fucking

Fruits?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

[sullen forge]

seeing they tend to hold Water

I

Alright

[grizzled aspen]

Apples.

[light badge]

I drink excessive amounts of water to make up for my lack of food intake

[grizzled aspen]

But I dont drink straight up water.

[sullen forge]

🗣️

[grizzled aspen]

Can't fuckin stand it.

[sullen forge]

You barely eat also?

[bitter anvil]

Where are r/hydrohomies

[light badge]

You know how water nutrition labels say they have zero calories?

That's a lie

I be siphoning the 0.1 Cals out that shit

[sullen forge]

get like those

[grizzled aspen]

I'm sure there's a way to trick my brain into liking water but I can't pull it off.

[sullen forge]

flavor packets of like

juice or something

[sterile stone]

Was gonna say

Mio helps

[grizzled aspen]

Flavor packets have always tasted awful.

[sullen forge]

Mio

yes absolutely

my mother is hooked onto those damn things

[bitter anvil]

Powder fruit packet mix with water?

I had those

[grizzled aspen]

And mio's are expensive for the fluid intake I have.

[sullen forge]

I mean to be fair my vice is fucking energy drinks so like 🚬

Im going to die young

[light badge]

@grizzled aspen have you considered watered-down lemonade?

[grizzled aspen]

I drink over a gallon of sweet tea every day.

[obsidian prairie]

I am mostly uncaffinated

Somehow

[sullen forge]

That shit is NASTY though

[grizzled aspen]

I would rather die than water down lemonade.

[sterile stone]

Your liver must be screaming

[obsidian prairie]

Some of the loose green tea I have lying around is caffeinated but that’s about it

[sterile stone]

All that sugar

[grizzled aspen]

My liver is actually very healthy.

[sullen forge]

Lies

[grizzled aspen]

Which is wild.

[light badge]

I don't think I've ever had it
Just thought I'd propose the idea

[sullen forge]

I've accidentally made it

[grizzled aspen]

My liver should be dying and my teeth should be rotten out of my head.

[sterile stone]

Unless you've learn to process sugar diffrently

[sullen forge]

its

[grizzled aspen]

But neither are the case.

[sullen forge]

extremely depressing

[sterile stone]

That's wild

[sullen forge]

when you water down lemonade

its literally depression

if it was a drink

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

Get this, I have never had a single cavity, either.

[obsidian prairie]

Pure sadness

[sterile stone]

But if you are interested, mio does make sweet tea and lemonade squeezables

[grizzled aspen]

My teeth have been perfectly healthy my entire life.

[obsidian prairie]

Enough lemon to make it shitty to drink but too much water to taste anything

Actual torture

[bitter anvil]

That’s it for today, I’ll see when someone on Darktide once I woke up.

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe when I get promoted to a manager position, I might get mio's.

[sullen forge]

Exactly

Depression: The Drink

[obsidian prairie]

One of my bitch ass cats is halfway asleep in my doorway

[grizzled aspen]

For right now, though, I have to save my money.

[sullen forge]

move him

or her

[nimble fiber]

move the whole doorway

[grizzled aspen]

I need to afford my school and also I have a birthday present to buy soon.

[sterile stone]

Fair

[sullen forge]

Honestly this just makes me happy I have a bearded dragon

[obsidian prairie]

That would involve standing up and not attending with the other bitch ass cat nibbling my cables

[sullen forge]

he can't really do shit in his cage lmao

[light badge]

"Nobody in my neighborhood ever got sick, no one, ever. Yknow why? We swam in raw sewage; yknow, to cool off. It strengthened our immune systems. We were tempered in raw shit!" - Frog Carlin

[sterile stone]

I've already make my indulgence purchases this month with the blackcell pass and Stalker 2

So now it's time to save for bills

[sullen forge]

He's gonna drink water and keel over dead

[grizzled aspen]

Have you considered not giving your cod overlords more money to make shitty microtransactions with?

[light badge]

Singular atom of fluoride in water=frog poison

[sullen forge]

its inevitable

its a money printer

[grizzled aspen]

Me when they put literally Nikki Minaj in mw2:

[sullen forge]

they're gonna do it

[obsidian prairie]

Please reconsider ahh looking dumbass

[sterile stone]

This is the firt CoD I've played since cold war, I'm only getting the things I like

And as of right now

The only thing I like is the goliath operator

And I'm pissed there's no milsim skins

[grizzled aspen]

That's another thing, I didn't have an awful lot of fluoride intake as a child.

Like my toothpaste had it, and that was it.

[nimble fiber]

same frfr (unless they come trough with a good weed skin)

[light badge]

Imagine a modern cod game with a co-op campaign

Nikki Minaj interrogating a terrorist via car battery

[grizzled aspen]

Where is she hooking it up to, though?

[sterile stone]

Oh you poor soul

[grizzled aspen]

[sterile stone]

You didn't see the Nikki Minaj skin did you

[sullen forge]

Hit him with that Fluoride stare

[light badge]

Oh no I did

[light badge]

I'm just saying the campaign is untainted

[sullen forge]

Why does it exist

[light badge]

For now

[sterile stone]

[sterile stone]

The campaign is thankfully serious

[light badge]

Nostrils

[grizzled aspen]

I want whoever made that abomination to be drawn and quartered.

[sterile stone]

CoD usually tries to skim money from celeb collabs

[sullen forge]

To be fair they made furry bait, So I really shouldn't fucking question anything at this point

[light badge]

Waste of the horses' energy honestly

Just stick em in the vat

[sterile stone]

This isn't the first one

Vanguard got into hot water for making the one operator bundle

I need to find it

[sullen forge]

Which?...

one?...

[light badge]

Yall remember when we had Snoop Dogg as an announcer pack?

[sterile stone]

I can't remeber

[light badge]

I need that kind of silly shit back

[sullen forge]

Ghost?

[sterile stone]

But they stole the entire concept of a operator skin

[light badge]

Instead of Nicki Minaj skins

[sterile stone]

It's like a dog's head

[nimble fiber]

what in the

[sterile stone]

But one of those fluffy dogs

[sullen forge]

MW3

Reboot

Look man Idk

[nimble fiber]

good that I stopped with coldwar

[sterile stone]

Here we go

Furry bait

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This looks less like furry bait and more like a dog piloting a guy

[sullen forge]

HOLY FURRY BAIT

okay

[sterile stone]

It was ripped from art a person made

Like almost a 1:1 plagarized rip

[sullen forge]

some of that shit was in Cold War just they kinda kept it less...

Crazy?