zealot-class

[misty nova]

Well Defense stat is a thing

[opaque island]

like how is that even fun to turn that slow, maybe im just too ADHD brained but it would literally drive me insane to turn that slow

[misty nova]

Mostly stamina though

And I'm pretty sure Shield has a better push than the other Ogryn weapons

[grizzled aspen]

My point exactly.

Being too slow drives me nuts, that's why I can't play vt2 anymore.

I can flick and drag my camera every which way but I walk like I'm knee deep in tar.

[opaque island]

okay im not that crazy vt 2 still fucking slaps

[grizzled aspen]

True. It does slap. But the movement is still fuckin awful.

[visual stream]

I don't mind VT2 being slower but I do mind the backstab audio being horrendous

[acoustic dune]

it cant be that bad

[copper hawk]

Wega..

https://tenor.com/view/big-hero-6-baymax-wega-storm-wega-scary-luigi-gif-5923564526282384943

[opaque island]

holy shit, new mario creepypasta just dropped

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhpInWmcsrQ

god that bring me back

[south grove]

Aquila part 2

I'll be there to get both again

[copper hawk]

https://cdn2.thecatapi.com/images/3m9.gif

me and who

[acoustic dune]

your sex doll

[jagged cradle]

Me me me!

[vague depot]

Can I get a loadout for dealing with specifically burgles

Discord mobile done moved my messages from one server to another

What the fuck is this shit

[spare talon]

Just use a thammer ij build or a ds4 piety build

For the event I assume

[vague depot]

Yea

Are they equally as efficient or is one slightly better than the other

[merry flume]

@rocky nacelle

[spare talon]

Thammer is better at burgles than the other but ds4 is literally ds4 and it's the most busted thing ever

[vague depot]

Fair enough

Boltgun or headhunter

[spiral elk]

I'm looking at Blessings for the Duelling sword, has anyone ran the math on whether "Thrust" (up to 20% strength based on charge time of heavy, stacks 3x) is worth it?

Like, does the additional strength outweigh the extra time spent charging up, versus multiple heavy attacks?

[remote lark]

4.2k damage taken

wtf

[vague depot]

You usually use thrust for the big guys like ogryns and bosses

[vague depot]

It does some really good damage when you add in a bunch of other damage buffs like duelist and fotf

For normal elites heavy spam is generally better

[spiral elk]

Gotcha, sounds like it's good then

ty

[vague depot]

Aye thanks

[paper harness]

Seen 10k+

[jagged cradle]

Hmm I should play more dt

[misty ravine]

It would have to outweigh that and the damage you miss out on from not having some other blessing

[remote lark]

🪞

[vague depot]

What’s the flamer for

[spiral elk]

Is this a good Duelling sword build?

[vague depot]

Horde clear?

[south grove]

Boltgun is better but

HHA

[spiral elk]

Yeah, exactly. I postged my build up above

[vague depot]

I would rather take precog instead of agile

[jagged cradle]

Stop advertising it

[remote lark]

towing a factory mothership back into my base @paper harness

[south grove]

Precog

[remote lark]

so laggy

[misty ravine]

Agile is less than optimal and teaches bad habits (more so than DS does already)

[south grove]

Agile is redundant

[paper harness]

Agile is for people who can’t manage dodges

[south grove]

I won't

[spiral elk]

Cool ty for the builds + input

[spiral elk]

What do you mean by DS teaches bad habits

[south grove]

HHA is a cool weapon

[paper harness]

We are currently scrapping the remnants of a battle

[vague depot]

It’s the most broken weapon zealot has I’m pretty sure

Insane numbers all across the board it does everything and it does it better

[south grove]

Stellaris???

Idk what that is

[paper harness]

We spent 31% of our navy to kill 89% of theirs

[vague depot]

Isn’t that the robot girl game where they kiss each other

[acoustic dune]

we couldnt deal with the slugs

[paper harness]

Space engineers

[spiral elk]

ha, funny enough I tried every weapon but this one in the Zealot class, and now that i'm finally getting to the Duelling sword I'm loving it

[paper harness]

I can tell

[paper harness]

Die

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302055362062712833/1304878580915769484/Snapinsta.app_video_3840D6347B92ED4E64AB55457C08059D_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=6730fe61&is=672face1&hm=97b3ef9b5566bf8c6e4322ec7d9cac4c99fd0ed7ea2d41080aefccfcd59263c7&

[vague depot]

Ok but was I wrong

[acoustic dune]

no, no you cant you werent there

[paper harness]

Yes, gooner

[vague depot]

They don’t kiss?

[paper harness]

2k damage taken

[spiral elk]

It definitely is really powerful but I feel like its reliance on headshots to make it effective somewhat balances it

[south grove]

Idk names

[acoustic dune]

next time ill do 5k

[copper hawk]

that's signalis

noob

[south grove]

Idk games either

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-ariane-elster-hug-happy-gif-9018563393382749176

[vague depot]

Ah damn close enough

[paper harness]

Delusional take in zealot chat

Day ending in y

[misty nova]

I have to remind myself that Signalis is horror

[spare talon]

Is this talking about ds4 lmao

[paper harness]

If it was stellaris I would not lose 31%, i would lose 4% tops

[vague depot]

Needing to hit headshots is absolutely not a weakness lmao

[paper harness]

All weapons should aim for heads lmfao

[spare talon]

Not when it's one of the easiest weapons to do so with

[vague depot]

I think probably the only other scenario is going for the flak body on a mauler right

[spare talon]

Crusher activated push attack there is a case to be made there for it

But not ds4

[paper harness]

Why would I do that

[vague depot]

I don’t know it feels strange

[spiral elk]

yeah but it's not as easy as the axe which is a vertical strike

[south grove]

Carapace when perfect parry

[vague depot]

Like the maulers in vermintide with a unarmored body and a super armored head

[misty ravine]

High mobility weapons tend to make you reliant on just spamming dodge to survive in melee, disengage at will, etc. I noticed myself doing it as my first character was Psyker and the Force Sword used to have infinite dodges

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[spare talon]

I do it with any cleaving weapon

[paper harness]

[remote lark]

rofl

[spare talon]

What is my dclaw gonna do to a mauler head without a parry man

[spiral elk]

meh getting headshots consistently in every situation is not easy and one would be lying if they said every single hit was a headshot

[paper harness]

Just parry them

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[spare talon]

Yeah but when none of em are swinging

[paper harness]

I can hit 60-80% weakspot if I actually try to play the game instead of arguing in zealot chat at the same time

It is redundant when everything not carapace dies in two shots to the body

[remote lark]

soo

[paper harness]

[remote lark]

not 100%

[spare talon]

Not bleed on charge

[vague depot]

I don’t even know how to argue with this I’m ngl I just aim for the head and things die and if they’re too far away I headshot with tknife

[misty nova]

What? DS4? It's hits where the dot is
No riff raff

[vague depot]

Can’t see how you would miss a headshot with dueling sword on a elite

[acoustic dune]

whats the dump stat on slab shield

[obsidian prairie]

Apparently fem seer has a line with bodyguard about hearing the music

Actual peak

[spare talon]

It's even easier with an overhead cuz you could be aiming for the body and still hit the head due to the direction of the swing

Wrong reply

[vague depot]

Epic fraud

[misty nova]

Defence
Boom boom boom
Defence
Boom boom boom

[copper hawk]

boom boom boom

i want u in my room

let's spend the night 2gether

from now until 4ever

[vague depot]

Ok let’s pause rq

[acoustic dune]

for fuck sake cica

[copper hawk]

boom boom boom

i want a double boom

[misty nova]

Wrong song

[copper hawk]

spend the night together

together in my room

awh :<

[acoustic dune]

look at what yoou have done

[copper hawk]

i like that song,,

[hard nexus]

is in line with the seer voiceline of arguing with the subtitles

[acoustic dune]

ok pervert

[hard nexus]

four shortened lifespans

[misty nova]

[vague depot]

How about boomsday

The one from nikke

[copper hawk]

sweet lil bumble bee

i know what u want from me

[south grove]

Make that five

[copper hawk]

doopa doopa doo dah dah

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZujisNZuw0

?

[vague depot]

No

[acoustic dune]

awww

[vague depot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6yWeI3eNLLQKSExiouXH0N?si=gJ7KJS88R7yzfnfFs7sV6g

[remote lark]

cooooooooooole..

[spare talon]

Is that what you think that lyric is

Genuinely

[south grove]

Yet another year off

[spare talon]

Who are you

[vague depot]

You ain’t even listen to the song

Nikke has a good soundtrack

[remote lark]

[vague depot]

Give it a try

[south grove]

Gacha

[acoustic dune]

i dont like it

[acoustic dune]

i perfer the creeper song tbh

[vague depot]

This one then

https://open.spotify.com/track/27NirKBeqbyairEHlEuyEk?si=nM7_08XBR-qHvixg6Jd6Eg

[vague depot]

Don’t worry about that

[acoustic dune]

why nikke song

are you a gacha palyer

[vague depot]

Nikke song

Sorta

[acoustic dune]

what gacha do you play?

[paper harness]

The gooners

[vague depot]

Uh

About 15 of them

16 once gfl2 releases

[acoustic dune]

ok but which type of gooner

[spiral elk]

i mean. I was referring to the heavy attack which is a straight forward thrust. That's what my original question was about, Thrust

[acoustic dune]

blue archive?

azur lane?

[vague depot]

No

[south grove]

Looking at ass kinda gooner

[acoustic dune]

that horse girl race game

[south grove]

Nikke

[acoustic dune]

GOD PREASE GIVE ME PLANE GIRL GACHA GAME

PREASE

[vague depot]

Limbus company, nikke, Arknights, girl frontline, uma musume, path to nowhere, honkai star rail, wuwa, colorful stage, enstars, fgo, granblue fantasy, and zzz

Dropped genshin

[paper harness]

Giant gooner

Touch grass

[acoustic dune]

tf is zzz?

[vague depot]

Zenless zone zero

[acoustic dune]

i heard of limbus company but never touch it

[vague depot]

I do

[south grove]

Hoyoverse

[vague depot]

All of those games are on mobile

I can do both at the same time

[south grove]

Greatest fed bait company ever

[acoustic dune]

OH is it that one with great ass animation?

[vague depot]

I can literally head to the gym and do my dailies on the treadmill

[south grove]

[spare talon]

Enough about gooner games
Look at my giant pickle

[south grove]

[acoustic dune]

its great movement

visual gag are my drugs

[paper harness]

He’s gooning in pubic

[vague depot]

Try nikke

[south grove]

2k damage taken

[acoustic dune]

no

[vague depot]

I am not gooning in public

I’m storing it for private situations

[paper harness]

You are better than someone I suppose

[south grove]

Wrong

I had VoC

[vague depot]

If it’s in public I’m just doing my dailies or challenges

That’s vet shout right

[acoustic dune]

my classmate know my twitter feed

all my shame

[vague depot]

That’s unfortunate

[acoustic dune]

is a threat

[acoustic dune]

for them

its so much porn

oh so much

[vague depot]

My classmates put a little skeleton on my head and a blanket over me when they caught me sleeping in the student union room

Then they took selfies with my phone

[acoustic dune]

aww thats cute

[wind dagger]

2k dmg even for an ogryn is insane

[grizzled aspen]

You should probably not share stuff like this.

[vague depot]

I had good classmates

[grizzled aspen]

Like, respectfully.

[acoustic dune]

bitch i aint showing my collection

its jsut there

[grizzled aspen]

No. I meant I didn't need to know that's what your fuckin Twitter feed was, you degenerate.

[acoustic dune]

sometime porn pop up and i cant do wack

[red swift]

Yall is Cleave Damage a good dump stat on Duelling Sword

[acoustic dune]

its art

[south grove]

MossaCannabis

[acoustic dune]

as in actua; art

[acoustic dune]

MOSSSA

YES

[vague depot]

personally i drop mobility

[grizzled aspen]

YOU. ARE. A. DEGENERATE.

[acoustic dune]

MOSSA

[south grove]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

The excuse of porn being "art" is laughable.

[acoustic dune]

i thought that was arleady establish

[vague depot]

i think if you just get a shit ton of attack speed you can make up for the lack of horde clear

[acoustic dune]

i just lump it in there but i do mean actual normal art

[south grove]

I found gore and blocked instantly

[vague depot]

idk if cleave makes much of a difference to that though

[acoustic dune]

i just dont follow porn account

[south grove]

Not gonna do that again

[vague depot]

my twitter feed is mostly fighting game tech

well it used to be

now its mostly fighting game drama

[grizzled aspen]

You know how you get around all that nasty stuff being in your feed?

Remove yourself from social media.

[south grove]

Watch F1 and F1 only

Make your life F1

[grizzled aspen]

Or do that, yeah.

[acoustic dune]

fair nuff

good art doh

[south grove]

my feed is squeaky clean

[grizzled aspen]

Pick a specific niche topic and consume an unbelievable amount of it so your feed forcefully changes itself.

[vague depot]

fighting games

[south grove]

Until I watched one (1) Tanner video

[vague depot]

play fighting games

[grizzled aspen]

I dont even use Twitter, btw.

[paper harness]

Yes

[south grove]

Then everything got ruined

[acoustic dune]

i need to switch to blue smth smth

[grizzled aspen]

If I consumed my firearms media there, there's always be some coomer idiot that posts bikini babes with guns and my feed would slowly turn to just that.

[acoustic dune]

most artist migrate there now

[spare talon]

Yeah I just dump mobility anyway cuz creature of habit, both end up being unnoticeable anyway

[south grove]

Bluesky

[acoustic dune]

i really need to migrate there but

[opaque island]

i am definitely sick and tired of my facebook and insta reels being thirst traps, like yea im a single dude but im not paying for some chicks only fans and if i wanted to see that stuff id go look for it in particular

shits fuckin annoying

[vague depot]

download the sky follower bridge addon to migrate your follows

[grizzled aspen]

Good thing you don't want to.

Right?

[acoustic dune]

i follow a lot

[grizzled aspen]

[acoustic dune]

A LOT

[acoustic dune]

of account

[south grove]

Go outside

[acoustic dune]

omg thanks

[vague depot]

yea its probably gonna take like an hour or two for the addon to find all those accounts since you got 5000

maybe half an hour extra to follow all of them again

[south grove]

Urdu vine ruining everything

[acoustic dune]

i have more that i put in my list

[opaque island]

are you gonna tell me you dont look at that kinda shit AT ALL ever?

[vague depot]

also i heard twitter might do some bs and stop the migration process

[acoustic dune]

bc i hit max follow

[grizzled aspen]

Precisely.

[vague depot]

but you can just restart the addon again and its all good

[south grove]

He's a chud

[jagged cradle]

Uncanny sc on shovel right ?

[wind dagger]

They're killing everything here too

In Indiana

[grizzled aspen]

I refuse to become that kind of person.

[south grove]

I believe in decimator

[opaque island]

what do you mean?

[obsidian prairie]

Thats M Loner

[grizzled aspen]

This is why you're bad.

[south grove]

SC was fun but I can gain power on crusher

Use it like an axe spamming lights

[grizzled aspen]

It's a downward spiral into becoming a social reject. I used to be a social reject, not of my own choosing, and I won't do anything to return to being one.

[south grove]

You don't understand

You're a frog

[grizzled aspen]

Decimator fucking sucks.

Explode immediately.

[jagged cradle]

Ok makes sense

[opaque island]

fair

[south grove]

@paper harness

https://tenor.com/view/megumi-fushiguro-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-mahoraga-gif-1488136044016425373

[wind dagger]

can't get away from the corn/master bait hysteria even in zealot chat smh

[opaque island]

i dont think watching porn makes you an instant social reject but hey, im not gonna sit here and say its good for you either

[grizzled aspen]

Nade 2.

[south grove]

Wednesday

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't say it instantly makes you a social reject, I said it's a downward spiral.

How fast you choose to go down that slope is up to you, but beware, that slope is slippery.

[south grove]

I'll prove myself in due time

I can only be a blind follower right now

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-natsuke-natsuki-subaru-gif-19434521

[acoustic dune]

people go to art gallery to watch naked body

and the morgue

by lying

[wind dagger]

brother what the fuck are you talking about

[acoustic dune]

drown body mostly

[opaque island]

im not too worried about me being that kinda person

[acoustic dune]

its when before porn mag was invented

[opaque island]

I actually have this thing called empathy for other people and common decency

[wind dagger]

do you not know what a brothel is

[acoustic dune]

do you have cash for one?

[south grove]

He's an art major

Self explanatory

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-brother-hulk-hogan-nodding-hogan-gif-12315629892838477060

[wind dagger]

you need cash to go to an art gallery you little freak

[acoustic dune]

what are you in the 19th century?

i have the internet

[paper harness]

he is jacking it mid mission

[acoustic dune]

ill prob go to a museum to gawk about how good the quality fo sculpture it is

[paper harness]

that is why he is worse than tintin

[acoustic dune]

so the wall

and stuff

[south grove]

2k damage explained

[south grove]

I'm worse

VOC Crutch

[acoustic dune]

i would like on the middle of the chappel if i can

[south grove]

I'm literally not supposed to die

[wind dagger]

"people went to art galleries before there were magazines"
"you ever heard of a brothel"
"those cost money"
"so do art galleries"
"why would i go to one of those when i have the internet"

it's like talking to a smyker

[opaque island]

lol

we're talking about before there was internet

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/boysmell-felix-felix-argyle-gif-26689006

[acoustic dune]

also some art gallery dont cost cash

[grizzled aspen]

Art galleries had very different attendants when brothels were around.

[acoustic dune]

you bing

so do some museum

its where rich people show off

[south grove]

Listening to darktide ost until I go insane

[grizzled aspen]

If you're going to insult him, at least spell your words correclty.

[acoustic dune]

there

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to roundhouse kick Felix into the fucking concrete.

[paper harness]

typing with one hand

[opaque island]

gooner typing

[grizzled aspen]

I'm also typing with one hand. I'm on mobile rn.

[acoustic dune]

i forget a whole ass word sometime

[grizzled aspen]

My other hand is petting my cat because he's a sweetheart and deserves it.

[wind dagger]

me playing elite dangerous with HOMAS

[acoustic dune]

i think its a mental illness but to lazy to get it test it

[wind dagger]

er sorry hosam

[grizzled aspen]

Oh fuck there's irony here.

I spelled "correctly" wrong lmao.

Oops!

[wind dagger]

wasn't gonna say it

[acoustic dune]

should have not point it out

[grizzled aspen]

Idk, I at least had all the letters in the word.

You spelled "buffoon" as "buffon".

[wind dagger]

oh wow he just has his twitter linked to his discord

[grizzled aspen]

That is a dangerous game.

[acoustic dune]

oh yeah i forgot about that

go on click it

https://tenor.com/view/hhhehehe-horned-frog-tcu-gif-18564321

[wind dagger]

wow

[acoustic dune]

i aint changing that

been there first day

are you still on my twitter page?

or did you die from the radiation from it

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084599255362175139/1304956392410583050/IMG_2803.jpg?ex=673146d8&is=672ff558&hm=fd76d037fa9c368edd0892072d1677d36efed6e3b537cc71945c835ab04fe5ff&format=webp&width=621&height=568&

bro..

[light badge]

best prison garb color?

[south grove]

I can make orange rhythm with banana

Boooornana

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-banana-che-gira-spinning-banana-banane-tournante-draaiende-banaan-gif-495340962810846339

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/lemonem-lemonemed-eminem-eminem-lemon-lemon-eminem-gif-20561122

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mm-wiggle-disco-gif-18505929

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-gif-27507625

[spare talon]

he just wants a smoke wtf

[finite ridge]

Smoking kills

(via priest with a shotgun)

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/holls-hollstheamazon-thang-pocket-gif-14216577

[spare talon]

but look how happy he is

[spare talon]

erm then why do vets still use smoke grenades

[south grove]

I want to keep the cig to myself

[spare talon]

theyre killing their team smh...

[drifting wolf]

ermm hey buddy i don't think you can legally smoke

[south grove]

Only I can huff the smoke nades

[drifting wolf]

unless you live outside of america....

which can't be the case

[south grove]

This is true

[finite ridge]

So you (the priest) can kill (with a shotgun)

[drifting wolf]

the only thing outside of america is english island

[south grove]

I can sell it for money

[devout flicker]

Uncanny Decimator on OG shovel. Foldings are weird, the good one goes for Scrusher and Decimator, the one with diagonal heavies wants Thrust and I forgot what else

[acoustic dune]

its the devil in sheep clothing lad

[devout flicker]

check pins for #veteran-class for that one guide, it has good recommendations

[acoustic dune]

or in this case fox

[spare talon]

skullcrusher also works on og shovel, its just more complicated to use

but it still does good work

[south grove]

The False Shepard (I follow him)

[devout flicker]

ehhh I've used OG shovel a lot and I find decimator just works better. Helps with cleave and generally the damage increase is more consistent. Scrusher can be triggered on command but the damage increase is sort of comparable to Decimator besides the very start of combat. To each their own though.

[south grove]

It's a sidegrade

Either works

[spare talon]

yeah no i had swapped from skullcrusher to decimator recently and i like both equally

i really like the more involved decisions you make with SC and the big payouts you get from it, but decimator works in more situations with less thought

[south grove]

Do not lead me astray

[devout flicker]

Yeah pretty much same here Cole. I've been running Uncanny/Scrusher for most of my playtime but switched over to Deci like 10 games ago and I don't think I'll go back

the cleave alone is so convienant

[spare talon]

however

it is so funny

to have VOC and kraks

and stagger bosses

and deal SC damage to them

as a whole team

[paper harness]

Krak user

[south grove]

He's gonna say the word

Uh oh

[spare talon]

non upgraded
also the only other option for pathing is smokes
and im not running smokes

[devout flicker]

hmm fair. I use shovel exclusively on Exec Stance builds since it's an insanely defensive weapon that can handle just about anything without requiring any talent buffs.

[spare talon]

im also from the perspective of playing vet like a zealot so lol

[devout flicker]

I find VoC so boring cus I overused it and it's just Zealots Chorus but less interesting

[spare talon]

its not a finesse weapon but it has enough finesse scaling for the bottom right talents to hit many new breakpoints on crits which is good

[paper harness]

Anyway goonlord how did you fail to deal with bons they are incapable of killing players unless there is two on the map

[acoustic dune]

slow and getting vore

[devout flicker]

Ever tried MK3 folding shovel on a Weapon Specialist build? Obviously not meta but it's fun as fuck and oddly effective

[paper harness]

Don’t get eaten…

[jagged cradle]

That’s my job

[acoustic dune]

we took our sweet time

[paper harness]

[acoustic dune]

that is why we took our time

[south grove]

We can share

[paper harness]

I would have thrown after the 10th death

[jagged cradle]

No

[south grove]

4 per person

[jagged cradle]

You don’t even use smokes

[south grove]

Add one w/ talent

[acoustic dune]

oh we didnt die

[south grove]

I do

To save points

[paper harness]

You did

Clearly

[acoustic dune]

once or twice

but we were determine

[spare talon]

i was about to try the folding shovels when messing with melee vet, then i said "hmm ive never actually seen what a maxed SI shovel is like" and i fell down that rabbit hole instead and never returned to the others

[acoustic dune]

throwing is for loser

i started and i ended

lose or win

cause i acutally enjoy the game

[devout flicker]

Mk3 is really nice since you want both Scrusher (this allows it to 2 tap Crushers with its specials) and Decimator, so its light spam is actually very effective for hordes compartively

[devout flicker]

the Mk7 is a bit weird. Its not as good single-target as Mk3 and its niche is its diagonal heavies which... Are also not really that great

[paper harness]

How can you enjoy reg board

No threat on the map at all

[paper harness]

I fell asleep in heresy today

[spare talon]

half the games are like that
and the other half are all of the enemies on you cuz no one else knows how to play

so its not too overwhelming but still pretty fun and you get to look like a god

[spare talon]

yeah ive also not had any interesting heresy games lately

[wind dagger]

reg board is for people that thought beta damnation was impossible

[opaque island]

sometimes heresy is a shitfest cause the game decides to spawn everything all the time all at once, and your team cant hendle it, and sometimes you get a whole night of snooze fests

[paper harness]

Did a dodge less game

[opaque island]

ive had heresy matches where its harder than a hi intense damn

[paper harness]

Literally unbound the keys

Pub experience

[light badge]

I got an inactivity warning while watching my teammate clutch

[spare talon]

id cry

i could do it

but id cry

[visual stream]

Backstab CDR doesn't count ranged backstabs

https://tenor.com/view/consumed-by-hatred-kitten-cat-anger-hatred-gif-26096430

Nm not even trying a ranged zealot build just for that

[spare talon]

ok
taxe 2
ds5
or evis 15

what do i play

[visual stream]

Evis 15

[spare talon]

kms

[lunar fable]

[jagged cradle]

Fair and balanced

[copper hawk]

same

[copper hawk]

this sucks

two bons is miserable

[copper hawk]

vore

downvote.

freaky AND noob..

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-wakey-wakey-awaken-gif-26734899

[sweet quartz]

I had 3 of these dudes in a single game and it was some bullshit

[leaden vapor]

please if you are this guy, unninstall

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

enter mission -> isntantly zooms 12093712398 steps ahead of squad.

gets caught by a dog, saved, proveed to go even further ahead

spawn in 5 crushers, 10 ragers, 4 mauelrs etc etc etc

[fallen forum]

Whats the dumpstat on a thammer ?

[hot steppe]

no see its fine, he's clearly a zealot doing the "behind enemey lines" penance

[leaden vapor]

and a plague ogryn

[leaden vapor]

he should be behind fucking bars

criminal gampley

[grizzled aspen]

You suck.

[leaden vapor]

then ofc, try to recuse the team when theres more crushers tahn the nubmer of neurons he has

[remote lark]

hes just like meee!

[leaden vapor]

and die isntantly

please never play this game if u do this

[grizzled aspen]

Oh god you've gotten worse.

[south grove]

Hi it's me

No

[spare talon]

and yet

[remote lark]

im still better than u frog

[grizzled aspen]

Malice boy is now plotted down as one of my many reasons to drink.

[south grove]

I'm way better than you

[grizzled aspen]

Do you want to test that theory?

[remote lark]

already did

u got mogged

[leaden vapor]

to whom u saying taht?

[remote lark]

[south grove]

You

[remote lark]

no redos sir

[south grove]

You're bad

[leaden vapor]

ur not

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, meta rashad vs an itemization evisc.

[remote lark]

dont care

didnt ask

🔥

(please dont hurt me)

[grizzled aspen]

Coward.

[remote lark]

meow

;3

[grizzled aspen]

You're going to get mogged with a fucking tac axe and the burgle annihilator.

[remote lark]

i play with tac axe

its really fun

[leaden vapor]

cant even outdamage a vet even though was ahead/alone 99% of the tiem

[fallen forum]

Defences probably, right ?

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to hurt you.

[sweet quartz]

Has laz pistol become a sleeper veteran weapon that only the upper echelon know about?

I had a lvl400 vet in a game last night going wild with it

[grizzled aspen]

Laspistol is heat. A lot of people don't use it because they want their ranged weapon to be anti armor though.

[leaden vapor]

holy, i swear, i fele like i am better of 90% of the games with insta kicking all zealots

that join any party

[sweet quartz]

I think I can still hear the firing sound ringing in my ears

[grizzled aspen]

Also the special push is super handy.

[leaden vapor]

os many of yall seem to rush ahead, die, or spawn too much shit for the rest of the team to deal with

[remote lark]

hot

[sweet quartz]

Dude fired that lil guy non stop for 30 mins

[grizzled aspen]

I can't even beat you with a fuckin rock because it'll turn you on, Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you...

[remote lark]

i'm a furry

[copper hawk]

nuh uh

[grizzled aspen]

I can see that.

At least Cica fears the stone.

(I hope)

[jagged cradle]

Yikes that’s just sad

[jagged cradle]

Uh huh

[remote lark]

tintin gets to say this so little

it must feel good

[grizzled aspen]

Newsflash. You are older than he is.

[remote lark]

am i going to jail

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[remote lark]

not yet anyway

[grizzled aspen]

I just want to make you feel old.

[remote lark]

i'm only 22

:(

[grizzled aspen]

Newsflash, you are older than I am.

Decrepit fucking mummy headass.

[south grove]

You ruined my ragebait

[remote lark]

@grizzled aspen

we lost this btw

[south grove]

I forgive you..

[remote lark]

c i vi

[leaden vapor]

i blame th zealot

ont that team

would probably ahve won with a vet

or literally anything else

[remote lark]

i hope u die

[south grove]

Not my worst performance

[grizzled aspen]

You're gonna blame fucking Dorn of all people?

[opaque island]

clearly the ogryn was a t fault :^)

[south grove]

Ask meow for it

[grizzled aspen]

That's some SERIOUS ego.

[remote lark]

i'm the zealot

lol

[leaden vapor]

VULKAN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[remote lark]

dorn was on ogryn

[grizzled aspen]

Oh.

[remote lark]

i'm "reject"

[leaden vapor]

can tell

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that name fits.

[leaden vapor]

look at the class

[fallen forum]

Thats about as good as it gets, right ?

[leaden vapor]

yeah

[south grove]

I lost my knife privileges that game

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, BIS stuff right there.

[leaden vapor]

altho, headtaker, is probably flex

with possibly more utility shit

if u dont mind.

[grizzled aspen]

No.

Headtaker is not flex.

[leaden vapor]

yeah it is.

[remote lark]

no it's not

[grizzled aspen]

You can sub for slaughterer on ironhelm.

[south grove]

Actual bad take

[remote lark]

headtaker is required on crucis

[grizzled aspen]

But headtaker is not flex on crucis.

[leaden vapor]

bryuh

[remote lark]

if u think its not then explain why

rn

:^)

[grizzled aspen]

If you suggest skullcrusher I will actually end you.

Like teleport into your house and eat your computer cables.

[leaden vapor]

cause you may be running something not focused on melee, andnonly use it for priority popping targets

[leaden vapor]

hot

[remote lark]

then what do u swap it out with

[grizzled aspen]

What the fuck is with furries and thinking what I say is hot???

[remote lark]

because it oneshots with thrust either way

[grizzled aspen]

Am I a furry magnet???

[remote lark]

so why nerf the weapon by swapping out headtaker

[grizzled aspen]

Is this to be my lot in life???

[remote lark]

makes 0 sense

headtaker lets it do more than just onetap specialists

[opaque island]

im scared to play with anyone in here cause i dont want to find out im actually shit at the game

[remote lark]

any other blessing just amkes it so it can only onetap specialists

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, crucis doesn't have special attack cleave like ironhelm does, so you can't run slaughterer effectively.

[leaden vapor]

again, utility not dmg.

[remote lark]

answer the question

[leaden vapor]

same way that ppl that dont take dumdum on vraks columnus

[remote lark]

what do you swap it with

[leaden vapor]

id have to see the fucking blessings one sex

[remote lark]

👂

i got u

[leaden vapor]

cant u notice i uhh hate this class

[grizzled aspen]

Headtaker is going to always boost your damage and cleave, and it fits better with being the boss damage model.

[leaden vapor]

and dont play with it much

[jagged cradle]

You did that yourself

[grizzled aspen]

The other options are slaughterer, skullcrusher, momentum, and numerous impact blessings.

[fleet zealot]

who is this

WHO IS this

[grizzled aspen]

And if you run hammer with momentum, you shouldn't be running hammer.

[leaden vapor]

momentum can do fine.

tank you

[grizzled aspen]

No!

[fleet zealot]

like okay

[grizzled aspen]

You don't fucking need it!

[fleet zealot]

i can see someone giving up fire frenzy or deathspitter

[leaden vapor]

the thing if u dodge. u get stamina back right?

[grizzled aspen]

You goblin!

[fleet zealot]

on vraks iag

[remote lark]

slaughterer (str on kill)
headtaker (str on hit)
thrust (str on windup)
skullcrusher (staggered dmg stacks)
trauma (impact)
thunderstrike (impact)
thunderous (brittleness stacks)
shock and awe (cleave on kill)
momentum (toughness on hit)
hammerblow (more impact)

@leaden vapor

[leaden vapor]

and then u take stripped down

[remote lark]

go

[fleet zealot]

but dum dum?

[leaden vapor]

i jsut said momentum

[fleet zealot]

why give up dum dum

[fallen forum]

Well damn. I kickstarted a major argument

woops

[fleet zealot]

the best blessing

[remote lark]

momentum on thammer

[fleet zealot]

for the iags

[remote lark]

💀

[leaden vapor]

u may opt for firefrenzy or other things./

[fleet zealot]

no

[remote lark]

i thought it was just for popping specialists

[fleet zealot]

that's your second blessing

[leaden vapor]

this game isnt taht hard to the point u HAVE to run the most.

[grizzled aspen]

It's fine, this is normal here. Your hammer is BIS for everything it needs. Carry on.

[fallen forum]

Will do

[leaden vapor]

u can run most thigns and do fine.

[remote lark]

the reason headtaker is better than momentum for utility like that is because killing things faster so that they dont hit you is >>>> letting things hit u and expecting to take damage

[leaden vapor]

except this calss, id rather die

[fallen forum]

Bonking bosses out of existence :3

[fleet zealot]

yes but it doesn't make it good or viable

[remote lark]

the reason headtaker is better than momentum for utility like that is because killing things faster so that they dont hit you is >>>> letting things hit u and expecting to take damage

yeah but you're saying it's "flex", no it's not
what you're suggesting is just objectively worse

just cause you can win a game with it doesn't mea its "flex"

[fleet zealot]

also more cleave and stagger as well,

[grizzled aspen]

You do know the people that run bad stuff are typically these shite zealouts you run into, right?

[remote lark]

i can take a grey no per kweapon and call it flex at that point

[fleet zealot]

you simply don't need momentum when second wind exists

[remote lark]

killing hordes faster >>> cleaving them for toughness

why worry about toughness from cleaving hordes when u can just kill them

theres ur utility from momentum

solved

[grizzled aspen]

Don't forget hammers don't have good cleave to begin with.

[leaden vapor]

🤷‍♂️

[remote lark]

i mean

momentum only requir3se you hit 3 enemies

you can do that

it 'works'

but again if the point is utility

kill more faster is better than momentum

[leaden vapor]

like, you can take, and u will still do fine, tank a bit more, like, its flex. i day thrust is the most important if u just focused on boss killing

[grizzled aspen]

Malice boy, boot up your game.

[leaden vapor]

malice?

[remote lark]

i'm malice boy

[grizzled aspen]

I refuse to refer to malice boy by his current title.

[remote lark]

i made the mistake of saying i used to play malice with some friends who couldn't handle harder difficulties

[grizzled aspen]

I will not fucking write that word.

[remote lark]

so i got dubbed malice boy

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, boot up your game.

[remote lark]

i'm online FROG

[grizzled aspen]

You're getting mogged.

[remote lark]

i need to restart though

[leaden vapor]

average smite psyker with fire vent

outdamages all

🙏

[visual stream]

sit in psykhanium for 30 minutes trying different things
decide I will keep playing the same build anyway

[remote lark]

mood

frog

[spare talon]

oh no
do i have to add fucking evis to my "morally obligation to kill any dh on sight" list of weapons

[grizzled aspen]

I can literally play trauma and never put it away and outdamage him if I want.

[remote lark]

u shoudl do taxe 2 vs my taxe 4

since u swore by it earlier

[leaden vapor]

smite utility

[remote lark]

[leaden vapor]

of stun

and wil likelly stun enemies out of your range

[grizzled aspen]

No, I just know how to use trauma correctly.

It's baffling easy.

[leaden vapor]

which is likelyl the biggest reason why it outdamages a lot

since it prevents enemies form even reaching players

[grizzled aspen]

And I actually use lmb to suppress.

[leaden vapor]

traumaforce is good

[remote lark]

frog inv

[opaque island]

it is always a moral obligation to kill every DH ever no matter what weapon

[leaden vapor]

i brittleness on it

[remote lark]

8822995738

[grizzled aspen]

Yknow, the 20 gunner patrol we just ran into, I'm chucking fireballs while closing distance.

[leaden vapor]

revovler

with fire on kill elite

wil do fine on those

🙏

[remote lark]

fire on kill?

what?

[leaden vapor]

kill elite -> fire

then smite

[spare talon]

ok but im not gonna use my crusher to fight a daemonhost
thats a terrible idea

[remote lark]

oh psyker thing

forgor

[grizzled aspen]

Perilous combustion.

[leaden vapor]

yeah

psyker very good

[grizzled aspen]

Elite kills do like 4 stacks of soulblaze or something.

Anyway gimme a minute, I just took a drink and now I gotta use the bathroom.

[leaden vapor]

eyah

i think its 3

[gleaming furnace]

Bladderlet detected

[leaden vapor]

its rpetty good

[grizzled aspen]

Then you will be mogged, violently.

[leaden vapor]

waht>

revolver smite psyker?
it goes ahrd

it reaches 600-800 consistently

empowered psyonics

👌

[opaque island]

fair

[leaden vapor]

i am not talkign with someone called dowbadfordukane in chat

wtf ios tahtname

hahahah

[grizzled aspen]

You're telling me you're not?

Smh.

[spare talon]

if the answer to the question "can i kill this daemonhost with this weapon" is "100% absolutely" then it goes on my moral obligation list

[gleaming furnace]

Yes we’re having a secret affair and it’s beautiful and I don’t care if you bigots don’t understand the love between a commissar and on ogryn

[leaden vapor]

hadron

[remote lark]

based

[leaden vapor]

uhh musky uhhh techno augments huff huff

[south grove]

It's okay

[grizzled aspen]

@remote lark I'm going to use trauma and mog you.

[south grove]

I forgive you

[grizzled aspen]

Accept the CIVI mission.

[remote lark]

thats okay ill use taxe

im uplaoding emotes

my artist just finished some new ones

gimme a min

sorry

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to peel you like a banana.

[remote lark]

hot

[leaden vapor]

smite 🙏 best

[jagged cradle]

I wouldn’t

[south grove]

Ily

[south grove]

I would never

[grizzled aspen]

I think I'm going to have a stroke.

[leaden vapor]

uhhh

not like that

green drawn smell is disguting

[opaque island]

what the actual fuck, is that RWBY?

[leaden vapor]

only white smokey effect

i cannot post anything i drew here

[violet hornet]

persona

[leaden vapor]

so like eyah

[grizzled aspen]

I cannot put into words how repulsive this image is.

[spare talon]

no thats the female mc of persona 3 portable

[gleaming furnace]

First time on the internet ?

[grizzled aspen]

You deserve every out of pocket thing I say to you and more, Cole.

[spare talon]

thats why i love it
its such an assault on the eyes

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to assault your eyes.

[spare talon]

the image already did that

[grizzled aspen]

No, I mean physically.

I'm removing your eyeballs.

[spare talon]

the image already did that

[south grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929005092722606090/1071294524967616552/togif-3-1-1.gif

[south grove]

I'm still a Cole grub

I wonder why

[silent hull]

whats the build for bolter after the buffs?

[spare talon]

this is what i use

[grizzled aspen]

You can sub flak for unyielding damage if you like.

[remote lark]

@grizzled aspen

[grizzled aspen]

It won't change any breakpoints.

[remote lark]

i'm ready :3

[grizzled aspen]

Don't you make that fucking face at me.

I will actually let a dog eat you.

[remote lark]

they're my new emotes

see?

[south grove]

Dorn thinks you want him

[spare talon]

i use flak on there for maulers to buff the bleed ticks

[south grove]

Fun fact

[remote lark]

wat

[grizzled aspen]

That's valid but I'm like 90% sure its a 3 tap no matter what.

[remote lark]

frog what are we playing

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274437110933229588/caption-17.gif

[remote lark]

i forget whta c i vi is

[south grove]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

Scab only no ammo.

[remote lark]

oh fire

[south grove]

Melee only

[grizzled aspen]

Hence trauma.

[south grove]

The one I threw

[grizzled aspen]

I will use my sword as little as humanly possible.

[remote lark]

traumas gonna be op

dont throw

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274437110933229588/caption-17.gif?ex=6730fd8d&is=672fac0d&hm=01abc7e6a4941ede34e5a6ebb0bd07cf8a8f4b891680150dd627ec61f36cda84&

[spare talon]

yeah
but you need to understand
almost all of my perk choices are irrelevent to breakpoint testing cuz i dont do that and i just put on what came to me in a dream

[grizzled aspen]

[spare talon]

and most of the time its correct

[copper hawk]

i had a dream about darktide last night

[south grove]

I'm still his grub...

[copper hawk]

speaking of which

i'm so cooked..

[south grove]

I believe in him...

[spare talon]

oh and btw
it does result in a 1 shot on scab gunners to the head

[south grove]

Must keep... faith...

[grizzled aspen]

Ok but that means you're aiming.

Because I don't aim.

I just hipfire.

[nimble fiber]

[south grove]

I tortured myself with the darktide ost for 9 hours straight today

I can see trappers in the corner of my eyes

[spare talon]

i typically dont
but if i hit the head on the first shot and miss the second cuz peepeepoopooo recoil
it still kills

[opaque island]

if you had to describe yourself using one word, what would it be?

[spare talon]

i cant say that word here

[opaque island]

can you say it without saying it ?

[south grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835673614502068278/1140114296546791485/togif.gif

[opaque island]

what the actual fuck is wrong with you people

[leaden vapor]

is that uhh semen?

[south grove]

Cole tier gif

[spare talon]

bro what kind are you seeing thats cyan and purple

[opaque island]

look at the chin dawg thats not coloured

[spare talon]

thats drool??

[opaque island]

idk what your drool looks like but my drool isnt usually solid white

[gusty orbit]

porn, the joke is porn

[opaque island]

this

[spare talon]

me wondering if i might get in trouble for this gif im considering

[opaque island]

do it, you wont

[gleaming furnace]

Lmao do it

[leaden vapor]

from the right and left balls

[gleaming furnace]

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission

[spare talon]

true and real

[jagged cradle]

..?

Are you ok bud

[opaque island]

damn bro

why do you have this shit saved in your computer, you some kinda degenerate

[light badge]

pick up shredder pistol
quickly remember why shredder is so bad
remove shredder pistol from loadout

happens at least once a week

[spare talon]

no i used these gifs against people who were being degenerates

it was really funny

i do have normal ones tho

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/211203478284926976/1128839588069253153/weeeez_.gif

yeah im not gonna leave that here that ones fucked lmao

[gleaming furnace]

Disco speech bubbles are peak memery

I have an enormous stash of them and each one is worse than the last

[opaque island]

I was gonna put this on Coles, but they deleted it

[spare talon]

i mean
i did say mine was awful lmao

[opaque island]

I was not prepared for that level of awful

[zealous mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/you-bait-like-a-you-bait-bait-gman-gif-4343162085042298619

[spare talon]

the pills one i have is an appropriate amount of awful tho i think

[fleet zealot]

She just like me fr

[gleaming furnace]

Post it lol I sneed it

[south grove]

I found a Cole tier gif

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752156106071081021/1172414432853373048/pills-1.gif?ex=65603b07&is=654dc607&hm=6963c85bd06f1a6ffb0f46d1506d174dc16764bdcd387bd19ba3d411b232b146&

[south grove]

I'm fine

[opaque island]

I had this locked and loaded

ready to go

[gleaming furnace]

lol based ima use that one a lot

I’m in some servers with some real weirdos

Love em all tho

[spare talon]

someone (who was extremely weird) posted this image and other things from this artist a lot so i made this and just used it on them a lot

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

I'm playing the tutorial again

[opaque island]

here's one for you all i feel like yall can get some mileage out of

[spare talon]

are you ready to see just how bad of a job it does at teaching the mechanics

[jagged cradle]

I don’t know what that means

I think you just need help

[visual stream]

The game put 20 trash shooters poised to fire at the same time behind me

https://tenor.com/view/consumed-by-hatred-kitten-cat-anger-hatred-gif-26096430

[opaque island]

Did i get this from you in the past, or did you get it form me, i got this saved already

[spare talon]

probably from me a few months ago

cuz i had this easily accessable cuz its one of the few things i sent to a previous manager of mine a few years ago

[opaque island]

here's a mean one

[opaque island]

now im just sharing my mean memes i never get to use cause i dont wanna hurt peoples feelings

[warm rapids]

i cant get the game to launch

[opaque island]

have you tried verifying your files, and if that didnt work, reinstalling?

[south grove]

I'm fine

[grizzled aspen]

@remote lark watch the other psyker

[south grove]

I'm saner than most

[opaque island]

only watch if gruesome violence doesnt disturb you

[opaque island]

how do you know?

[south grove]

I'm allowed to use surgical equipment and work in the hospital

[remote lark]

im too busy thinking about

how all 3 of u let me full die

because you're too busy farming chaff

there were 0 specialists near us and ya'll let me bleed out

trauma players

[jagged cradle]

Liar

Liar

Pants on fire

[grizzled aspen]

I was about to get sniped, dickhead.

[remote lark]

after that

i was on ground for like 15s

the other 2

let me bleed out

💀

u 2

[south grove]

Malice boy has no patience

[remote lark]

can't have patience if im dead

:(

[south grove]

He can't play w noobs

[opaque island]

goodnight zealot chat thank you for coming to my meme talk