zealot-class

[stone fern]

ONCE

[remote lark]

MURDERER.

DECEIVER

BETRAYER

[frosty herald]

have you tried not standing next to a barrel

[remote lark]

it wasn't even a barrel

he blew up a flamer

which knocked me into a DH

💀

actual assassination

[frosty herald]

have you tried not being in melee with a flamer

[shy river]

skill issue

[remote lark]

have you tried eating glass

[acoustic dune]

skaven level scheming

the flammer is a paid actor

[remote lark]

clad also killed me with a poxburster

i went to push it

and he just shot it like three times

and i instantly died

barrel too

i walked near it

blam

thank you klad

very kool

🙏

choke.

then after literally committing murder

against me

he has the audacity to be like

"erm, i duoed better with the random than when you ere alive"

yes

i am dead

you killed me

the random ALSO killed me like four times

[stone fern]

we played better with out you

i liked the rando

[remote lark]

had time to focus on the game after you were done targetting me for death, i see

easier to play when you aren't barrel pvping

[fervent wadi]

Time to hack the doggo via fart smell, hack the doggo hack the planet

[remote lark]

isn't that right clad

i also recall

doubling your stats

in our very next game

where i actively avoided anything explosive so you couldn't murder me

[zinc talon]

are field bosses considered anything other than Unyielding?

slugs specifically

[remote lark]

no

[zinc talon]

fatshark preeeeeze salt shaker when

[paper harness]

Who’s worse, Knify, clad or tintin

[zinc talon]

dorn are you still on this from the match you played with them lol

[stone fern]

im very inconsistent

[zinc talon]

they couldn't have been that bad

[remote lark]

on your period i see

[stone fern]

so tru so tru queen

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/got-em-lmao-mind-blown-squad-gif-17265113

[remote lark]

tintin has bad macro
clad is stupid
knify is too gay

[paper harness]

Yes

Which is a problem

[zinc talon]

tintin has a neurological issue, tho

affects his hands

[remote lark]

i said macrto

macro

[paper harness]

Tintin’s problem is not that

[remote lark]

macro = positioning

decision making

[paper harness]

[zinc talon]

oh okay

[remote lark]

'big picture'

[zinc talon]

thought you meant, he had to use macros

to keep up

[remote lark]

micro/ mechanics are little things like mouse movements

no

[paper harness]

He plays like I do

[zinc talon]

gotcha, my bad

[remote lark]

micro/macro are terms generally used in mmo or moba games

[paper harness]

Just cannot do it without dying

[remote lark]

aka

runs away from team

for no reason

[zinc talon]

that's why I play Designated Team Mom (TM)

[stone fern]

speaking of problems

[remote lark]

🪞

here you go clad

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/got-em-lmao-mind-blown-squad-gif-17265113

[stone fern]

thrust doesnt work correctly on crusher

[zinc talon]

on fire this morning

[remote lark]

you wouldn't know much about thrusting

would you clad

[stone fern]

the crusher empowered attack counts as two hits

[zinc talon]

waaaaaaait

[stone fern]

while thammer empowered attack counts as one

[zinc talon]

I mean you're right but

[paper harness]

You only know what it is to be thrusted into

[remote lark]

i'm going to kill you now.

[paper harness]

Why are you using thrust over skullcrusher

[remote lark]

its clad

[zinc talon]

does that mean that the detonation is its own attack, and thrust doesn't apply

[remote lark]

i mean

that would explain why point blank increases its aoe

if its own thing

[stone fern]

i wanted to try it

[remote lark]

is this clads skullcrusher dclaw moment

[paper harness]

Perhaps you should listen to me

[zinc talon]

I've been running skullcrusher and thrust/slaughterer/new blessings

doubt I'll ever go without SK

[remote lark]

hmmm

[stone fern]

not even close buddy

pal

friendo

[remote lark]

hey there buddy pal chum friend amigo home slice bread slice dawg

shut the fuck up

[zinc talon]

thrust seems to work okay on all 4 heavy options

[remote lark]

i'm going to be honest

i think crusher is mid

i could not bring myself to enjoy it

[zinc talon]

498 to 733 with no thrust

[remote lark]

it feels like thunderhammer if thunderhammer were inverted

it clears ads like a dream

but can't fucking kill anything else

💀

[zinc talon]

763 to 10something with all 3

[remote lark]

dclaw kills crushers faster

[zinc talon]

oh man you're right

detonation doesn't benefit from crush

it's the same damage increase with/without

[remote lark]

i knew that

[zinc talon]

I was testing what clad was talkin about cuz I main crusher

lilbit important to know at that point nawmsayn

I wonder if paul's does

[remote lark]

you will always be remembered by me only for saying rashad isn't braindead

funny rashad boy

[zinc talon]

I know chainaxe saw benefits from thrust

who me? I've never used an axe without a chain since day 1

any axe with a 0% in the chainsaw stat category gets a pass from me

[remote lark]

who was it..

[zinc talon]

most swords too

heavy sword is a copy paste of kerillian's so it's comfortable to use cuz I put time in the seat with it in VT1

VT2 rather

[remote lark]

ah it was this guy

@naive stirrup

[zinc talon]

I got burnt on dclaw during the press 1 button to kill bosses riposte stun

I dislike gimmicks

and duelling sword is just three knives in a trenchcoat

[remote lark]

oh i remember you now

you're the guy who put the toe on the stick

[zinc talon]

axe is not mindless, I think

[remote lark]

rashad speccifically

was what was being discussed

which is about as braindead as it gets

your answer to everything is to light attack

[mighty root]

@remote lark

[remote lark]

like

[mighty root]

Dorn revealed

[remote lark]

your light kills 4 chaff

[stone fern]

seriously

[remote lark]

wtf

[stone fern]

thrust does not function correctly with crusher

[remote lark]

heresy

it functions as the emperor wills it

[stone fern]

you know how if you hit a barrel with an empowered crusher it insta gibs

the reason skullcrusher is good on it because it counts empowered hits as two so you get two stacks

but im imagining now that thrust would only count for one out of the two hits

thats why it fucking sucks on it

[paper harness]

Thrust sucks because it is a net dps decrease

[stone fern]

maybe if it worked correctly it wouldnt be a decrease

[mighty root]

Only good on certain weapons

[paper harness]

It would still be worse than skullcrusher clad

[mighty root]

T hammer and ds

[stone fern]

🙄 well fuck me for wanting something to work correctly

[remote lark]

okay i will!

[mighty root]

If you say so

[stone fern]

i hate these dudes

[vernal terrace]

meowning zealot chat deciding if I should yap more here today or if the big zealot cabal HATES me

[remote lark]

hate you

always

[vernal terrace]

A two handed chain axe would be cool

[stone fern]

not me i hate malice baby more

[mighty root]

I want you

Like the mauler has

[remote lark]

tell me 1 diff it would have between itself and the xv evis

a weapon that feels different would feel wrong

for a 2h chaxe

[grizzled comet]

Perfect strike or deathblow for a heavy sword?

[stone fern]

deathblow

[remote lark]

I think db

[frosty herald]

2 handed chaxe is as slow as regular chainaxe has chunkier rev sounds

[mighty root]

Deathblow headtaker

[frosty herald]

but it also chunks through armor

[remote lark]

chunkier

[stone fern]

please NO

[spare dome]

why not a three handed chainaxe

[stone fern]

mk3 is already deafening

[frosty herald]

thats the coolest part about chainaxe

[vernal terrace]

slower stronger swings
More armour pen
The big overhead!!!

And and and

[frosty herald]

the gutteral grinding sounds when you rev it

[stone fern]

TINTIN LIVES

[vernal terrace]

It’s cool

[stone fern]

HE SURVIVED

[vernal terrace]

[south grove]

When did I die

[vernal terrace]

Can I have that rock

[acoustic dune]

what is this gay shit

[stone fern]

shhh shhhhh

[stone fern]

pot kettle

[acoustic dune]

what

[vernal terrace]

Sorry for being gay it will happen a lot

[south grove]

Which one

[acoustic dune]

damn man

[acoustic dune]

get your anti gay pill man

[vernal terrace]

That one

[acoustic dune]

we cant have you gay around the heretic

[south grove]

Ohhh

Yea

[acoustic dune]

theyll have 2 chaos god

[vernal terrace]

They taste like sand and the pharmacist kept calling me the f word when I bought them

[south grove]

I'll bring it to you next time I'm in the UK

[acoustic dune]

the f word? you mean...

funky?

omg

sue them

we cant just

https://open.spotify.com/track/2XVQdI3m0giGxNrwUhV3yP?si=a1a5f616aa3047a1

[vernal terrace]

Going through airport security with a rock

[acoustic dune]

anyhow

gaming

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

anyone gaming?

need carry

(i am fucking lonely)

[vernal terrace]

I’m in bed!!!

[acoustic dune]

this info was not needed

[south grove]

I have done it plenty of times before

[south grove]

Missing key info

He has your mum

[vernal terrace]

also playing with any of you without Cole is a no no in my mind what if I do bad then you all hate me

[acoustic dune]

its ok

i hate you arleady

[vernal terrace]

No women are allowed in my bed!!!!

[south grove]

No I accept you

[vernal terrace]

not sure if all the people in zealot chat telling me they hate me recently mean it or not

[south grove]

Alr we compromise

His dad

[stone fern]

we only hate malice baby

[vernal terrace]

I’m his favourite

[frosty herald]

i dont hate you

[tame mirage]

hey guess what

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorparrive-cat-green-cat-glorp-space-gif-1554876253328099453

[frosty herald]

freaky

[sterile stone]

Plebicus

[frosty herald]

ass

panther

[sterile stone]

You got zombos yet?

[tame mirage]

:3

[frosty herald]

dont you have a vault edition to enjoy

[frosty herald]

i might get it for christmas

[vernal terrace]

The trogs from fallout 3 the Pitt are outside

[frosty herald]

why are the blackcell skins so damn ugly

[median bramble]

which thunderhammer do you guys like the most?

[south grove]

Crucis

Dead things

Free calories

[median bramble]

put some hot sauce on it

[zinc talon]

can I

can I send it back

does the emperor tolerate regifting

[hushed knoll]

Claddywaddy owo

Claddington

[hushed knoll]

Oh hi Okri

[zinc talon]

hey fren, been absent lately how goes it

[acoustic dune]

i found a level 300+ lv ogryn

name daddy

and a dc smyker after downing once

in the first area

over all meh

[hushed knoll]

Pretty Gucci hbu

[acoustic dune]

ah shit its stan

[paper harness]

It would be the other way around

[zinc talon]

thrust actually gives the crusher some teeth against bosses when you land the weak spot

[zinc talon]

same soup, just reheated

[sterile stone]

There’s only one current Blackcell outfit revealed

[frosty herald]

adler and goliath

[paper harness]

You play?

[zinc talon]

19.7k to 12.something

[gusty orbit]

crucis is the only justifiable option to bring a hammer into missions

[zinc talon]

crusher feeling like it has impostor syndrome doing 8k damage in a single hit

'no way that's me I'm not that guy don't let people think I'm that guy'

[frosty herald]

this is the only good blackcell skin

[obsidian ore]

bro is touching grass not a real darktide player

[sterile stone]

What’s Adler’s Blackcell fit?

[frosty herald]

the vault outfit

[sterile stone]

Cause I saw his base outfit from the battle pass

Oh

[zinc talon]

is there coop at all

[sterile stone]

This thing

[zinc talon]

or is it just same old toxic deathmatches and stuff

[sterile stone]

It’s not too bad

[frosty herald]

zombies

[gusty orbit]

anything hits beasts hard on the weakspot tho

[zinc talon]

and that's with 3 stacks of crush and a detonation

was surprised I even pulled it off

[sterile stone]

I thought you meant he had a new Blackcell outfit

[zinc talon]

of thrust, not crush, derp

[frosty herald]

i thought that was his blackcell fit

[obsidian ore]

release the ferret. unleash it for it yearns for chaos

[sterile stone]

Cause I know the battle pass shows he’s getting a generic outfit

[frosty herald]

jesus mw3 has alot of operators

[sterile stone]

This will be the fate of Stalker 2

[zinc talon]

don't you DARE

bring that evil into the universe

stalker 2 will be fantastic and will have great mods

[sterile stone]

It is

Check the steam page

[zinc talon]

and if there's online it will be picking flowers and spending all night validating your teammates on their strengths

[sterile stone]

It’s getting a multiplayer mode

And chances are it’s gonna be like the old games where it’s like tdm

[zinc talon]

sweet

it's due out any day now isn't it

been getting pushed back time and again cuz of, yknow, the thing

[sterile stone]

Well if all goes to plan, Nov 20th is the release day

[frosty herald]

it says theyve gone gold

and another delay would annoy people so much theyre just getting something else

[sterile stone]

Plan on getting it, but I want the physical collector’s edition

For the backpack

[zinc talon]

I think I read somewhere not all of GSC is even alive today cuz of the thing

and that's been a big part of the pushbacks

I played so so so many hours of the stalker trilogy and subsequent total conversions for it like Call of Chernobyl

[clever swan]

i love CoC

[zinc talon]

I'll take anything they give us obviously they have more important things to do right now

but I want so badly for it to be good like great

to hyp up the fanbase and get more people into the IP

I just dunno what the final fit and finish on it is gonna look like cuz of the thing

[spare dome]

ima be real

[clever swan]

stalker is just fallout but good actually

[spare dome]

if you dont expect it to be about as good or slightly better than clear sky

youre just setting yourself up for disappointed

[frosty herald]

you do need to have standards for the game

[spare dome]

and i dont mean "clear sky after i put on patches and mods to fix its abundant issues"

i mean clear sky when it launched

[zinc talon]

I'm expecting at least the functionality to be at call of pripyat levels

and the visuals and engine obviously will be refreshed

if it's got the squad functionality and randomized questing CoP had I'll be able to get my hours in

[spare dome]

i dunno how to be nice and say that i love the STALKER games but these guys have never actually been good devs

[frosty herald]

clear sky was so bad i uninstalled after an hour

[zinc talon]

are they doing new parts of the CoC map or are we playing the same levels?

[frosty herald]

the bandage mechanics were so bad

[zinc talon]

yeah clear sky is my least played

[gusty orbit]

fallout is pretty badly set back by a game formula that's been 18 years outdated now, better yet, bethesda will keep making slop games like that, i love the 3d fallouts but the formula needs to die off already

[zinc talon]

SoC obviously cuz that's where the mods were and the first title in the franchise

[clever swan]

stalker 1 was already ahead of fallout 3 and it released 1 year before. bethesda sucks at making games

like if GSC suck at making games then bethesda are the worst

[zinc talon]

stalker had its own approach to a quested shooter RPG with sandboxy elements to it

the original was put out like, before skyrim too

could be wrong on that

[clever swan]

bethesda has barely gotten past oblivion level

[sterile stone]

The main issues with Bethesda is they’re riding the same old horse that died almost a decade ago with a saddle that’s held together with duct tape and spit

[zinc talon]

yeah bethsoft if anything has been taking a reductive stance on its games

removing and retconning entire schools of magic and the like

[spare dome]

the first stalker was 2007

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[spare dome]

skyrim was 2011

[zinc talon]

wow

[clever swan]

fallout 3 was 2008

[frosty herald]

the most revolutionairy thing bethesda has done

[zinc talon]

stalker was just so bleak

[spare dome]

the reason you put them close together is because it took about that long for stalker to be playable lmao

[frosty herald]

somehow make a car work in the creation engine

[zinc talon]

ha!

[clever swan]

it is true that stalker was notoriously broken when it released

[frosty herald]

yes

[spare dome]

yes

[zinc talon]

oh it was terrible

[frosty herald]

it still is

[spare dome]

holy shit yes

its a trainwreck

[zinc talon]

but thankfully vendors had a very easily modified text file for their inventories

and guns too

[spare dome]

every single one of their games

[frosty herald]

to play shadow of chernobyl you need a decade old mod called the zone reclemation project for it to function normally

[spare dome]

is a fucking disaster

[clever swan]

yeah it's probably still got lots of problems lol. that was always part of its charm and it didnt feel as bastardizing as bethesda's jank

[zinc talon]

so I was able to fiddle until I could at least get through it

[gusty orbit]

idk about that but the bar isn't difficult to surpass, i don't like sounding like a boomer but i'll sound like one, their last good designed game at least in environment and world was morrowind, and well as many games from the era it suffered from the "you're free go figure what the fuck you need to do"

[zinc talon]

but shit all my hours in all the stalkers

I've only 'beaten' CoP and once

never got past the brain scorcher in stalker ther ewas too much other fun shit to do

and eventually something would happen like the save would corrupt

[frosty herald]

i have an extremely annoying stutter bug in COP which is hindering my ability to play properly

so i quit the game

[zinc talon]

you might try CoC

if you have any of the titles it'll let you install I think

[clever swan]

they re-released it for switch recently, i wonder if they fixed it up or remade it to some extent

[frosty herald]

i have all of them

[spare dome]

Chernobyl of Chernobyl?

[zinc talon]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/call-of-chernobyl

[frosty herald]

but im not gonna play anomaly

[gusty orbit]

at this point since i lost any semblance of trust in them, even if they changed engine, which they won't, they still have talentless writters and devs there

[clever swan]

Call of Chernobyl = Call of Pripyat + Shadow of Chernobyl

it's a mod

[frosty herald]

or the giant soup mod

[zinc talon]

they put all of the maps from all 3 games in one cohesive worldmap

[spare dome]

No it's called Stalker 3: Chernobyl of Chernobyl now

[zinc talon]

and focuses more on you playing as a character from another faction jhust doing your thing

there's even an azazael mode, wher eif you're killed, you transport to another character in the same faction and play resumes in the same save universe

[paper harness]

That’s 800mg of ibuprofen down the hatch

[spare dome]

weak

[misty nova]

Bro's trying to numb spiritual pain

💀

[paper harness]

That’s what the scotch is for

[spare dome]

if youre gonna fuck your liver up with something lame like ibuprofen you may as well just get yourself some primo opiates

otherwise youre wasting a perfectly good organ

[stone fern]

hi

[stone fern]

whats wrong?

[stone fern]

DO NOT MIX IBPRUFEN WITH ALCOHOL

[paper harness]

You’d have to slam a lot of ibuprofen consistently to get serious consequences

[paper harness]

I’m on call I can’t drink

[sterile stone]

Speaking of that new dlc they released isn’t getting all too much praise

[acoustic dune]

dude left and rejoin because game didnt go his way

[stone fern]

im down to 3 pills of ibprufen

its so over for me

[median bramble]

thanks buddy

been having a lot of fun with it

[paper harness]

Don’t name and shame in zealot chat go do it in ogryn chat

[stone fern]

at least he didnt add you after the game and send you pictures of him drinking pee

[paper harness]

[median bramble]

outside of the match i just got out of where a guy just kept going "oh man this is where we die because all my other teammates fail."

[stone fern]

i still havent recovered from that pub encounter

[median bramble]

"ok we won this fight but next fight? so hard. everyone dies."

[acoustic dune]

dude was mad that we keep blowing up barrel

[paper harness]

@obsidian ore dl1

[acoustic dune]

in the barrel modifier

[nimble fiber]

bro what

[misty nova]

Lmao

[acoustic dune]

so decided to grief

[sterile stone]

You know he kinda looks like the main bad guy from Dying Light 2

[obsidian ore]

in 30 mins, wrapping up loose end in dl2

[sterile stone]

In a more

[paper harness]

Pog

[gusty orbit]

and thank god it isn't tbh, starfield is as bad as it is rn, i have to see numbers on bethesda, idk if they're selling better than ever despite dropping slop like other companies or it they're actually losing sales but keeping that strong facet of hey nothing's happening here

[sterile stone]

Heavily medicated old man type of way

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-light2-dying-light-yeet-dropkick-gif-24788681

[acoustic dune]

FART SHARK PREASE

LEMME DROPKICK THE EHRETIC

[nimble fiber]

I wanna be that when I get old

[median bramble]

feels a lot better now that i have proper traits and blessings.

[gusty orbit]

idc about dying light 2 but man i'd love to have that kind of constant dev shit on games i like

[misty nova]

Forgot his name

[sterile stone]

I wish to be a old man who travels

[acoustic dune]

i wanna command grab the sniper

[misty nova]

Really tells you how well I'm paying attention to the lore

[nimble fiber]

old man argus travels around the world

[median bramble]

zealot charge but its just a raging demon

[nimble fiber]

if u do pls write some cool books

[hushed knoll]

[sterile stone]

You mean techland not abandoning games for years?

I’m honestly surprised they supported that game for as long as they did

Turned into a classic after all that time

[gusty orbit]

precisely, maybe they were held at gunpoint to not abandon dying light 1 and 2 like they've done with any other game

[paper harness]

Currently waiting for the evil anti christ (my headache) to lose to the power of Jesus (painkillers)

[stone fern]

its just your DT withdrawl mixed in with dehydration

[paper harness]

It’s not dehydration

I drink more fluid than you sir

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[stone fern]

730ml of water today so far

[paper harness]

I forgot I need to play the first dl1 mission solo fuq

[gusty orbit]

playing less high tempo shit helped me quite a bit with my several year lasting migraine and nosebleeds

[paper harness]

Darktide is a dopamine loop

I don’t pay attention

Team dies

I clutch

[nimble fiber]

play some super hot

[paper harness]

Repeat

[spare dome]

super

hot

[gusty orbit]

super

hot

[south grove]

Casually yea

[paper harness]

Handicap?

[south grove]

This is why I'm shit at the game

[paper harness]

[south grove]

[nimble fiber]

[paper harness]

Imma guess 25

[south grove]

19

[paper harness]

Better than expected

[south grove]

Haven't played in a long time lol

[paper harness]

My school was right next to a club

Used to play three times a day

[south grove]

Last time was a year ago with my ex

[sterile stone]

I’m sure the memory of dead island 1 and riptide still haunts them

[paper harness]

Dead island 1 was fun

[south grove]

Rich kids activities

[paper harness]

Riptide sucked

[gusty orbit]

it better fucking do lol

[paper harness]

Place was 90% boomer

Loved it

[gusty orbit]

i loved dead island 1 as teenager, lots of good memories, one of the games i've beaten the most

[south grove]

I'm at Pebble Beach in Monterey rn

It's a nice course

[nimble fiber]

[south grove]

#veteran-class message

DS4 stealth plasma

Unholy Creations of men

[gusty orbit]

that the kinda people one is forced to play with

[acoustic dune]

isnt that like

your build

[paper harness]

that is you lmao

[acoustic dune]

erm no?

you have no erm proof?

[paper harness]

6 stam stealthoid

[gusty orbit]

[south grove]

I run dbarrel knife

But changed it to shovel

[paper harness]

db shovel now

for the next thousand hours

[south grove]

Yep

Lotta hermit crabs

[sterile stone]

[violet hornet]

weekend pubs be like

[red swift]

Is there a replacement for numeric ui? It's not working anymore

[plush estuary]

It needs an update

redownload it from nexus

[nimble fiber]

[gusty orbit]

was thinking of playing a bit just now, but i might have just changed my mind

[south grove]

Swap plasma and helbore equip speed

[naive stirrup]

cuz it's not LOL

[pale spindle]

@paper harness

https://youtu.be/-LzeDPqvX84?si=9YUqxjfBuTzqom8H

[sterile basalt]

[pale spindle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[naive stirrup]

this hurts

[copper hawk]

Noob

[paper harness]

you are the same cica

[gusty orbit]

the more you look the worse it gets

[sterile basalt]

[red swift]

Knife and Bolter is based but the DR on the chorus and not damage, as well as no duellist isn't good

Not terribad though honestly

[pale spindle]

no duelist

[red swift]

just a chorus spam build

it'll do enough

[gusty orbit]

no thy wrath, no until death, nice griefing tho

[sterile basalt]

Did u know that 2 zealots with chorus + backstab CDR can infinite loop chorus uptime

[red swift]

You don't need either of those things tbh

[red swift]

They're top tier talents but not needed

[copper hawk]

Nop

I not furry

And i am swagful

[pale spindle]

I already have one that actually makes sense:

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ca461da-16ee-4c89-b61c-1e54ec2fd5e2/book-is-trash-stop-fcking-using-it?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[paper harness]

gay bottom is what i meant

[copper hawk]

Im not gay im pan

I dont dickscriminate

[paper harness]

you like taking it

[opaque island]

whats it like being in denial?

[stone fern]

😭 im trying to join a friend at 3/4

its not letting me

[pale spindle]

U don't need thy wrath with Book

It's nice, but it's hard to get both CDR nodes with it

[gusty orbit]

yeah but no until death on any zealot build is downright trolling

coping hard for the day it is baseline kit ability so people can't troll by not picking it

[hard nexus]

why would you need both CDR nodes

[pale spindle]

Because book is trash

And u need it up all the time

[hard nexus]

20 second cooldown is plenty on book

u dont need backstab CDR too

if ur going crit

[gleaming furnace]

It’s just bad takes in all class chats this morning holy shit

[stone fern]

for more book

[hearty nebula]

fake

[stone fern]

duh

[red swift]

Book isn't trash

[hearty nebula]

also haiiii chat :3

[acoustic dune]

nah do it

take all cooldown

[pale spindle]

I know, book should be removed from the game 😔

[gleaming furnace]

[pale spindle]

It's such a noob bait ability 😔😔😔

[hard nexus]

u fuckin stink loser

:3

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064090017909182494/1287601793064374272/ezgif-6-f90ca81055.gif

[gusty orbit]

maybe saying that book is trash is bad take true true, book should be replaced by warrior priest of sigmar chad ability

[hearty nebula]

crack... yummers

[gleaming furnace]

Book saves runs lmao I don’t see charge doing that

[mighty root]

[gleaming furnace]

Stealth fixes situations that book could’ve prevented

[pale spindle]

😬

[mighty root]

fury > book > stealth

[paper harness]

[hearty nebula]

i dont think book is necessarily outright bad (shroudfield will always take the cake on that for me) but i wouldnt say it's in a good spot

[red swift]

Stealth > Everything wym

[hearty nebula]

its perfectly meh

[frosty herald]

Warrior priest would be much better

[paper harness]

just do not lose

[mighty root]

i hate stealth

[spare dome]

book is ethical VoC

[frosty herald]

Temporary invincibility for 1 player

[mighty root]

how

[gleaming furnace]

Ethics are for people who can’t comprehend morality

[jolly forum]

daft question, do zealots only get the revolver with the fan action?

[gleaming furnace]

No I will not elaborate

[frosty herald]

Thats what the warrior priest ability

[hearty nebula]

God WP is SO good

[gleaming furnace]

No

[hearty nebula]

I really need to buy vt2 dlcs

[fleet zealot]

no

you can swap marks freely on any class

[red swift]

Book is still good though don't be gatekept

[jolly forum]

weird i only seem to get the variant that is

[spare dome]

warrior priest hammer moveset really needs to come back

[hearty nebula]

need grail knight like i need a bullet thru the head 😔

[gleaming furnace]

You just change to the other revolver

[gusty orbit]

warrior priest, necromancer and grail knight are great

[mighty root]

how are you taking damage w/ 100 gold toughness

[frosty herald]

Your main damage dealer has temp invincibility

[jolly forum]

sorry what do you mean mate?

[gleaming furnace]

Inspect it or whatever

[sterile basalt]

U can swap marks

[jolly forum]

since when lol

[hearty nebula]

select the revolver in your inventory. you can change the make via the "marks" tab on the top right

[jolly forum]

no way

[hearty nebula]

since unlocked & loaded

[gleaming furnace]

Go to the thing that says marks (it’s not a misspelling of the commie who wrote a book)

[jolly forum]

ive played since launch had no idea

[mighty root]

@paper harness awesome game

[gleaming furnace]

It’s a new feature

From like a month ago

[mighty root]

love dying light

[jolly forum]

im wondering is the fan actoin better for zealot tho

[sterile basalt]

Nah

[gusty orbit]

nope

[gleaming furnace]

It’s rly not

[jolly forum]

ok ty:]

[hearty nebula]

never had been

never will be

[paper harness]

Do damage, dodge

[gleaming furnace]

Ppl like to cope about running weird off meta shit by saying it’s ackshually better but they’re wrong

[frosty herald]

Its fun

[paper harness]

the only true book advocate is dotnl

[mighty root]

do damage dont die

[paper harness]

and his reasoning is so he can get more xp per hour

[jolly forum]

ty guys i was about to waste tons of mats trying to find the sniper variant of revolver

[pale spindle]

Truuuuuu

[mighty root]

@paper harness i didnt know you played dying light

[gleaming furnace]

My reasoning is pubs are often shitbrains who can’t even fuck their way out of a wet paper bag so I have to do everything for them

[paper harness]

We are replaying it

[jolly forum]

ive played psyker since launch finally tried zealot and it feels like easy mode i can actually take hits now

[mighty root]

are you excited for the beast?

[paper harness]

I’m not baby sitting I’m killing everything so they don’t have to fight any enemies

[gleaming furnace]

Oh boy

Wait until you try ogryn

You will not be discheesed

Although they do keep nerfing us cus fs racist af

[placid fiber]

So, what did I miss while me and my wife stayed with my mother in law for the night? <.<

[gleaming furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-my-wife-gif-9579049

Very nice

[placid fiber]

We've been married for 10 years, since the end of this June we just had. :3

[gleaming furnace]

[placid fiber]

She's the best thing that has ever happened to me. :3

[hearty nebula]

REAL

[frosty herald]

Me and the baddie i pulled by being silly

[gleaming furnace]

Damn lol I would’ve been married for about 10 years now if I hadn’t dumped my fiance for being horrible

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kenan-thompson-what-wide-eyed-yup-gif-14377000

[gleaming furnace]

Time flies bros. Enjoy what you can while it lasts

[zinc talon]

I would've too but I was getting my doctorate about the time she was able to start working at a wildlife rehab place out in california

[hearty nebula]

:3c

felt

[gusty orbit]

haven't had the 10 year time skip but i feel that with 2022-2024

[zinc talon]

oh for sure

and lockdowns

I swear it's still 2021

[gleaming furnace]

Saaaaame lol the past 2 lowkey sucked

I completely missed a good chunk of the lockdowns due to drunkenness

[zinc talon]

starting to think we split off from reality the second we turned on the particle collider at CERN

[gleaming furnace]

I woke up in like may or June and was like oh sweet it’s finally over I bet

It wasn’t over

[zinc talon]

yeah I slid into chemical abuse cuz when they started, I lived alone, and it was the only way to push the fast forward button

[gusty orbit]

i was still in college and feel all that like one long long long year, so much damn stuff that i did back then, suddenly i woke up in july this year, breaking up a 2 year relationship and finding myself with exercise music and games again

[hard nexus]

uh oh zealot chats getting deep

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1304540714054582353/2bd166e1995cb0798ca02f1fb00fed90.gif

[zinc talon]

me in helldivers 2

I swear sentry turrets are all automaton plants

and just waiting for their opportunity to merk you

[gleaming furnace]

Zealot chat is really just mental health support chat

[gusty orbit]

we all are our fair bit of schizo here so i guess that helps too lmao

[paper harness]

Is it?

[violet hornet]

what kind of evidence do I need to report for m1 macro spam psykers?

[hard nexus]

video

clip it

[zinc talon]

for what

[gusty orbit]

didn't know that was even reason for ban

[violet hornet]

ty

[paper harness]

Uhh Poland what you got there

[sterile basalt]

Macro is banned now apparently

[hearty nebula]

your honor, you wasn't even there. shut the fuck up

[paper harness]

Complex macro has never been allowed

[paper harness]

[gusty orbit]

does this also apply to vermintide? lots of people using macros there to abuse dual weapon mobility and shit

[frosty herald]

I will return to helldivers when they add the minigun stratagem

[hearty nebula]

wym

[zinc talon]

HMG plus supply pack gives you essentially a minigun

[hearty nebula]

honestly the stalwart fucks pretty hard

[gleaming furnace]

Srsly tho what’s with this snitch generation ?

[frosty herald]

Yeah but

[hearty nebula]

as long as you don't mind giving up the armor pen

[frosty herald]

Its not a backpack fed minigun

[hard nexus]

eugh, the woke amiright

[hearty nebula]

im not the person to talk about miniguns with tho

im jump pack pilled

even before the changes

[violet hornet]

hmm I wonder who the m1 macro user was

[gleaming furnace]

I swear lol the 🤓🤓🤓 energy coming in here asking how to go about getting someone banned off a non competitive game for alleged macro use

[frosty herald]

The dark matter backpack

[hearty nebula]

God that'd be so dope but on the other hand you KNOW so many mf's would teamkill with it

since the jump deals damage

lol

[hard nexus]

consider how infuriating it is to play a match, and not have anything to kill because someone running an objectively OP build AND using a MACRO that goes beyond what a person is actually capable of

driving the build to an even more OP level

[gleaming furnace]

I’ve run into a couple. I don’t really mind them

[hard nexus]

then you’ve played with shit ones

[frosty herald]

I remember when people tried to make super earth be invaded only for the bots to conveniently stop before getting to earth

[hard nexus]

i wish hd2 was

[hearty nebula]

"but muh chaos!!!!!!"

[gleaming furnace]

Most ppl myself included play psyker like shit so it’s nice not having to pick them up all the time

[hard nexus]

good…

[frosty herald]

Showing that the GM just does what he likes

Not a natural progression

[gleaming furnace]

I actually enjoy and appreciate the challenge to outdamage them as an ogryn

[hearty nebula]

i mean that's not his job

his job is to make the galactic war narrative over time more interesting

[frosty herald]

Thats true

[hearty nebula]

but i get what you mean

[frosty herald]

But super earth being invaded is part of it

[hearty nebula]

Oh it'll happen eventually

It's just way too soon

[violet hornet]

think this counts?

[frosty herald]

L1 block cancel macros are already banned

[hearty nebula]

There's still shittons of stuff in the gamefiles since day one that we still don't have

[frosty herald]

So it wouldnt be surprising m1 quell cancel staves were also being banned

[fleet zealot]

it is xbox tho

but i imagine it isn't difficult at all to get mods/macros working on console

oh wait does that mod have a separate symbol for windows pc store or no?

[gleaming furnace]

[violet hornet]

nah I think people playing on Windows Store also show an Xbox symbol

[frosty herald]

This will 100% be banned

[gleaming furnace]

Mods on Xbox ?

[frosty herald]

Its the same as block l1 cancel

[violet hornet]

Any idea how to report this?

[fleet zealot]

okay

[fleet zealot]

send it to #🎒support-issues player reports

[frosty herald]

Just report the player via the forums with the clip

[violet hornet]

perfect, thank you

[paper harness]

https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us

[frosty herald]

Saying that hes using a banned macro

Remember only m1 macros are allowed

[fleet zealot]

iirc people already got banned for using staff macro no?

[frosty herald]

Not things that allow you to loop or fire extremely fast

[fleet zealot]

simple mechanical macros basically

[gleaming furnace]

What if … he’s just good ?

[fleet zealot]

single inputs from holding down a button

[copper hawk]

Ur a freak

[fleet zealot]

yea he got a gaming chair

[copper hawk]

Is this like me proofreadin ur fanfic or what

Go off I guess

[copper hawk]

Pawesome

[gleaming furnace]

Bro got the herman miller

[copper hawk]

[gleaming furnace]

(I have a knockoff aeron and I fuckin hate it)

I wanna try gaming in an eames

[shy river]

not gaming in a plastic outdoor chair smh

[zinc talon]

there's brand loyalty in....chairs?

[zinc talon]

uh mine's got a symbol of like, a wifi icon

I got it cuz the chair arms are adjustable in all 3 dimentions

so I can adjust em for playing with a gamepad vs k&M

[gleaming furnace]

Mine does that too and yet I am never comfortable

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[shy river]

now I'm feeling motivated

[gleaming furnace]

Same

[zinc talon]

what uh

the thing, coming down from his lap

I'm sure it's fine

[gleaming furnace]

I was gonna have my morning constitutional (can of bang and 2 zyn pouches) but I had to mock some nerd about something

And then we got into the chairs

[ember yew]

What's "macro" means in that ban, autohotkey ? (example) or programmed razer mouse/keyboard (this is supposed to be untrackable)

[zinc talon]

he's totally not taken by a brainworm parasite

[gleaming furnace]

Dude it’s like a strap for his coat

[zinc talon]

is it....

[gleaming furnace]

o_0

[zinc talon]

now you see it too

[sterile basalt]

M1 quell cancel spam for psyker staves

[ember yew]

[zinc talon]

dude prolly introduces himself as Actual Human David Notaworm

[gleaming furnace]

That video proves nothing. All it shows is that the defendant possesses a better gaming chair

[zinc talon]

they've already gotten to him

[ember yew]

m1 disease

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[shy river]

what's worse, m1 macro staffs or smite only psykers

[visual stream]

M1 macro staffs are at least amusing to watch in a not pathetic way

[zinc talon]

so my choices are someone who kills everything in the map and someone who hides in a corner stunning a single horde smol

I'll take the free rashuns any day

and I say this using smite when I do play psucker

smite has some really easy to miss quirks to it that really show it was designed with some real nuance

[spare dome]

smykers are still worse than m1 spam

[zinc talon]

it's just a shame everyone that takes smite thinks stunning All The Things is great and never bothers to think beyond that

[sullen forge]

I hate them equally

[spare dome]

because m1 spam still does have limits and more importantly you arent stuck hitting scarecrows for someone else

[violet hornet]

There was two m1 staff spammers in that game but I only reported / have issue with the one using a macro to fire twice as fast as should be possible

[pine steeple]

The irony of a psyker named Silverhand self-destructing

[zinc talon]

I mean m1 is objectively great at suppressing ranged fire

two or three bolts totally over their heads still sends em scurrying

[violet hornet]

exactly, it's already good enough without the added macro

[zinc talon]

that's just bonkers to me

[sullen forge]

I strongly dislike the idea that with a Macro

you can shutdown an entire server

hence why I make jokes about prepping your bed for sleep

[zinc talon]

the kind of person that decides to start running autohotkey or something like it to abuse attack rates

and thinks

[sullen forge]

cause thats about as much gameplay you'll get

[zinc talon]

'trauma, that's the ticket here'

[frosty herald]

you have macros for accesability

like looping thunder hammer h1h2

or for the knife

but its another things to cancel animations with it

[zinc talon]

I'm sure they exist, just hilariously silly someone decided to try the trauma staff as well

yeah I mean block cancels are easy peasy even without macro programs

[gleaming furnace]

Idc lol I take it as a challenge

[pine steeple]

Maximizing tac axes is beyond the average macro-er

[zinc talon]

or the weapon swap cancels

which personally I think is silly

[gleaming furnace]

Lil sparkie thinks he can outdamage me ? Well just see about that

[sterile basalt]

It’s already the highest damage build without macro

[zinc talon]

block cancels are fine cuz you're staying with the weapon the entire time

but quick tapping weapon swap, maybe it's cuz I'm terrible at it and almost always hit it once or three times

it's almost a gift

[spare dome]

gotta learn the tempo

in vt2 that was just how you got around faster lmao

[zinc talon]

heh nah my fingers get twitchy when I play games like this

my weapon toggle is unbound

as is my slide

[gleaming furnace]

I’m gonna git gud at manually quell cancelling and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

[zinc talon]

shuck and jive and stay alive imo

[spare dome]

tide games are just guitar hero with swords and guns

[gleaming furnace]

Cod is just a point and click adventure

[spare dome]

kinda yea

[zinc talon]

click on hed until they ded

[gleaming furnace]

Everything can be made to sound stupid if you get reductive enough

[spare dome]

nuuh

[gleaming furnace]

What does prepping one’s bed entail ? Had my bed been unready all this time ?

[frosty herald]

Every single game is a highly advanced version of pong

[sullen forge]

about as much gameplay you'll get when playing with a macro user is just

literally go do something else

[zinc talon]

race your squaddies to the extract

honestly I'm kinda surprised folks take so negatively to someone heavy lifting the entire map by themselves, just in a human nature sense

you'd think most people who get a demigod as a squaddie would be happy for the free mission completion

but nobody, me included, does

[mighty root]

@sullen forge got bo6

[zinc talon]

kinda funny

[mighty root]

It’s fun

[spare dome]

well

idk

[sullen forge]

There's a fine line

between carrying

[spare dome]

its the one button nature of it that's grating

[sullen forge]

and just fucking shutting the game down

[spare dome]

any bozo can do it

[gusty orbit]

no one wants to trivialize difficulty more than it already has

[sullen forge]

Basically what exploits is saying

[spare dome]

and you still have to clean up after their boring mess while they do it

it forces just the right amount of non involvement to make you angry

[sullen forge]

its more understandable and repectable when you know someone dumped time into being that "demigod"

vs somoene literally pressing a button who's at 400 hours

outperforming the 3k hour player

[spare dome]

and the whole time the dude is like "damn arent u happy im holdin this back for yall 😤" and i physically age ten years at the thought

[violet hornet]

that person with the m1 macro was the lowest level in lobby and had 2x everyone else's damage including the non macro m1 spammer

[south grove]

Is havoc out?!

[sullen forge]

"Why aren't you happy that im carrying"

Cause I can pull my own weight.

[hearty nebula]

no

[south grove]

What did I miss

Ughhjh

[sterile stone]

The cheek slap always gets me

[south grove]

Swap helbore and plasma equip speed

I beg

Best balance ever

[sterile basalt]

Nah

[mighty root]

Played one match of zombies and had people going down on round 20 bruh

[sullen forge]

The moment you suggest any changes on Veteran you just summon Path

istg

[south grove]

He is summoned

[sullen forge]

Its only going to get worse this christmas

[south grove]

I need to run now

[mighty root]

I just stopped reviving them because It almost killed me

[jagged cradle]

Wait you might be on to something

[mighty root]

Then they left

[sullen forge]

Well like Args said

[sullen forge]

if you go down on High rounds

you're just dead

[mighty root]

And i exfiled lol

[sullen forge]

dont bother reviving them

[south grove]

Dead crab

[mighty root]

Dinner

[sterile basalt]

I think Helbore needs better crit value

[south grove]

It has a ton of smaller crabs inside of it

It's kinda gross ngl

[sterile basalt]

That u should be able to crit bodyshot 1 tap enemies

[south grove]

Give everything finesse

Frfr

[sterile stone]

Ngl nothing causes more seething

[mighty root]

I’d like a power dagger

[sterile stone]

Than having gold tier pack 3 guns and downing

[mighty root]

Like an smaller power sword

[sterile stone]

And just watching your teammates run past you as you sit there on the ground like a fucking prawn out of water

[mighty root]

Me thinks that would be cool

[mighty root]

If downs were shown that match they would of had 50+

[jagged cradle]

Is that even a thing ?

[copper hawk]

Noobcoded

[copper hawk]

There's power axes

[sterile stone]

If I see someone down on wave 1-20, I'm leaving you to bleed out

[copper hawk]

So probably power daggers

[jagged cradle]

I know that already noob

[sterile stone]

I've had too many pub players just down on wave 6 and then rage quit

[copper hawk]

U HATE me

[gleaming furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

[mighty root]

Sir we let the Christmas chuddie bleed out

[copper hawk]

Racista

Felinid racista

[jagged cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/priconne-princess-connect-priconne-kyaru-princess-connect-kyaru-priconne-karyl-gif-5026100452634360115

[gleaming furnace]

Damn it there’s no speech bubble on this one

[mighty root]

Soon

[gleaming furnace]

Meme ruined

Day ruined

I cry now

[mighty root]

@sterile stone @sullen forge we should go for high rounds

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mitosis-gif-5938797153464928683

[sterile stone]

Maaaybe

I'm burnt out camo grinding

[frosty herald]

Dont forget paradise

[sterile stone]

Diamon knife and bat were hell

[south grove]

Knife v2

With infinite cleave

And add power cycler on it too

[jagged cradle]

I looked it up apparently it is a thing

[acoustic dune]

a power dagger?

[south grove]

Yea

It is

[acoustic dune]

you mean the spwace mawine knife?

[mighty root]

I love using melee ever since mw2019 with kali sticks

[south grove]

That's a regular knife

[sterile stone]

The bastis fucking awful