zealot-class

[upper tapir]

mobility is a fine dump. pick collateral if you don't like the flinching or suppression they take

[fleet zealot]

another term for pasha

he title of a Turkish officer of high rank.

[stone fern]

its not used anymore

it has never been used in its peroid

[south grove]

the reason that horus rising like that was bc they meant to make it like a 20 book series and that's that

[fleet zealot]

it's historical

wdym

[stone fern]

it was rare even during the ottoman empire

no

[pine glacier]

fair, i figured surpressing it a bit more necessary as a zealot than as veteran

[south grove]

mf when he can't google and educate himself

[fleet zealot]

yea so?

[south grove]

just learn a new word

[mighty root]

Braced auto is only good for suppressing tbh

[stone fern]

arabs said basha and turks and europeans said pasha

[south grove]

it's part of the fun

[stone fern]

BRO

[mighty root]

Like the auto pistol

[fleet zealot]

omg they used a word i don't like, this means the entire legion sucks

[stone fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978614564516139008/1300396531999838239/x47ytoa50hp41.jpg?ex=672c8da5&is=672b3c25&hm=0b4265eae8feffc8d2c88a84f26eec5e990e30b4e592a79a19337a22befc4426&

[mighty root]

[stone fern]

know what this means?

[pine glacier]

average belgian

[stone fern]

I DO because i speak arabic

[south grove]

it's the bed of a valley

[stone fern]

no

[south grove]

I learned a lot of english w/ reading

[stone fern]

its a valley where it sometimes rains

[south grove]

lmfao just read the book

[pine glacier]

thanks for help with braced autogun

[stone fern]

it ruins the reading experience

[south grove]

JUST LEARN NEW WORDS DAMMIT

[stone fern]

no other writer in HH does this shit

THEYRE NOT USED CORRECTLY \

[fleet zealot]

Alpha Legion is the only traitor faction that has been fighting for the full 10k+ years since the heresy, they don't get the time dilation advantage of the ones that fled into the warp, basically none of the original legionaries are alive, they just live to spite the imperium

[south grove]

dump collateral

[fleet zealot]

and I RESPECT IT

[stone fern]

NONE OF THEM ARE USED CORRECTLY

[fleet zealot]

so it can be dry sometimes?

[stone fern]

DAN IS PULLING UP GOOGLE TRANSLATE

[south grove]

w/ dance of death you can narrow the spread down to a sniper

[stone fern]

yes

[south grove]

don't ever listen to fyrestone

[fleet zealot]

like if it rains sometimes, then it can be a dry bed

[hushed knoll]

What’s your native lang

[stone fern]

but the planet is a desert world where it never rains

[south grove]

I don't have one tbh

[south grove]

had to learn 2-3 at once

[hushed knoll]

Everyone has at least 1

You can have more than one

[fleet zealot]

super hero was not that good

[south grove]

I knew chinese, cantonese, and japanese from early on

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-goku-rage-anime-gif-17964707

[fleet zealot]

to be the poster

i'm sorry

[mighty root]

Yeah the gun without dumdum or blaze away is gonna go crazy lol

[south grove]

then branched out to english and german

[stone fern]

i hate dan abnett so much its unreal

hey guies do you like or care about the darktide story???!?!?!?!

GUESS WHO WROTE IT

[hushed knoll]

What language are you most comfortable with

[fleet zealot]

super hero was fun but it's been like 4 times now gohan has to step up, and i'm just waiting for the moment he falls off again

[south grove]

fyrestone when he can't crutch on power cycler tier blessings (it's only for suppression)

[hushed knoll]

Like instinctively

[south grove]

english suprisingly

[mighty root]

Chat he’s just stupid! He thinks I have crutches

[south grove]

+11 stamina

do not speak fyrestone

[mighty root]

I have 3 stam

[mighty root]

Tanner himself said that stamina is the way to go if you play like an ai I thought you were his super fan

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447509391504048132/1250050834922995793/caption.gif

[south grove]

I want tanner

[urban sundial]

i need a spear for zealot

[south grove]

I don't want his opinions

[mighty root]

He mad at my psyker with 5 stam

[mighty root]

In all honesty you really don’t

[south grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837748521636855888/1201193529821626480/IMG_3509.gif

Anureysm reading that

he made at my psyker w/ 5 stam

what is it supposed to mean

he mad?

[mighty root]

He’s unironically a terrible person

[south grove]

or he made your psyker at +5 stam

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[acoustic dune]

pawsome

[south grove]

all the more better

[acoustic dune]

anyhow

how does hit mass work?

[acoustic dune]

ah thanks love

[uneven galleon]

I love this

[sullen forge]

Think cleave but spicier

It’s why Brutal momentum is so unbelievably fucked

[acoustic dune]

f me live

[sullen forge]

You will play with the smyker

You will enjoy your match with the smyker

[stuck axle]

and you will like itz

[uneven galleon]

Smite + bubble

[acoustic dune]

i am gonna have a eyes for barrels

[south grove]

it's not bubble

[sullen forge]

Spoken like a true man

[south grove]

I'm telling you rn

[stuck axle]

i love them they make hitting enemies so easy

[south grove]

it's the 2 charges

[uneven galleon]

Huh

I thought that was the shield thing

[mighty root]

I joined him on borderlands and as I was joining him after he told me to get on he sperged out and said I was worthless, idiot, and that I should kirll my shrimp

[south grove]

yea

[mighty root]

@south grove

[south grove]

there's 2 sides to it

[uneven galleon]

The square and the bubble?

[mighty root]

Then messaged me why I wasn’t responding

[south grove]

you either get square shield upgrade + 2 chrages

[uneven galleon]

Ohhhhh, wait

[south grove]

or bubbles w/ regen

[mighty root]

Had to retype that because it had a no no phrase

[south grove]

it's sidegrades

[uneven galleon]

I thought they didn't show the upgrades on the display

Mb

[full nebula]

Anyone wanna squad up? I keep getting people I have to carry in LFG, so I may as well QP

[south grove]

ik ik

he's bad

[mighty root]

Uh

[south grove]

I want him

[mighty root]

Uhhhh

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove 3veg auric board...

Join me...

[south grove]

I'm working on psyker rn

but fine

[south grove]

they don't

I'm taking a guess that it's not bubble

not enough brainpower to process which better

[grizzled aspen]

Btw, I didn't realize this, but my boltgrub build uses ambuscade.

[grizzled aspen]

Because I save a point by not taking until death and using stalwart on piety.

[south grove]

zorn needs to grow taller

[frosty herald]

mogged

[stuck axle]

any tips on getting the Flesh Wound penance?

[grizzled aspen]

Zorn needs to be shorter, actually.

Embrace manlet-ism.

[south grove]

join SP1

ask ainz

ainz helps w/ penances

[grizzled aspen]

Rolling steel/twins mission.

[sour oxide]

manlets unite

[frosty herald]

do NOT do flesh wound on rolling steel

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-hand-rise-hand-rise-up-cat-me-too-gif-24649542

[rocky nacelle]

I stop to drink water cause we're in elevator I hear a burster

oh my team will shove it

no one shoves it

kek

[frosty herald]

maam can i please have a water

oh no

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/wut-undead-skeleton-gif-12561917

[remote lark]

Good morming

[heady rapids]

thought this was bout an irl elevator for a second

[opal star]

its the value that cleave checks against to determine how many mooks you can cut through with a single attack, and how much damage each subsequent enemy takes proportionally
a poxwalker, for example, has a hit mass of 1.5 iirc
an attack with a cleave of 3 can go through two poxwalkers before stopping on the third
I have no clue how the damage calc works, I'm sure there's info on that in the Hammer of the Emperor doc over in #veteran-class

[urban sundial]

clothless option when

[rocky nacelle]

pox burster irl

nightmare

[opal star]

just shove it smh

[mighty root]

Hai pookie

[remote lark]

fat enemy stop sword unless sword big

[rocky nacelle]

im washed

[urban sundial]

BULLY THE POX BURSTER

[rocky nacelle]

cant out damage ogryn man stoppering an entire horde with kickback

[remote lark]

[grizzled aspen]

My day be so fine, and then boom, nurgle blessed trapper.

[rocky nacelle]

I got one worse

green dog

instant pounce

[grizzled aspen]

My fotf didn't latch onto it and instead went after a fucking dog that was running away.

[rocky nacelle]

from running

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221205014043951266/1303263168822247464/emoji.gif

[opal star]

I don't get why the loose cannon calls poxbursters fatties

they're just poxwalkers with a bomb strapped to it

they're not fat

[urban sundial]

should call em boomers for the refrence, the funny, and just a middle finger all in one

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin throws for a rez.

[south grove]

never

[south grove]

I need a res speed

[mighty root]

[south grove]

I'll put it on instead of the toughness

[urban sundial]

why no shirtless :C

[grizzled aspen]

You shouldn't have even tried it.

[south grove]

that was almost a finished res

[south grove]

true

wasn't thinking

[grizzled aspen]

If the vet got up, he wouldve been shot and died.

It's aight.

[heady rapids]

its not like they have the luxury to stop and actually analyze how they look from upclose, so going off the general silhouette they kinda look fatt-ish??

[rocky nacelle]

being able to immediately assess whether someone is worth a revive in a shitty spot

you need to learn that

even if they're a good player or not being revived in a shitty spot will kill anyone

[vague depot]

whats the problem with it

[rocky nacelle]

also I had those gunker moments i told you about

[frosty herald]

you will most likely wipe

[south grove]

this has got to a troll

[grizzled aspen]

Pubber zealouts...

[plucky gate]

oh no

[south grove]

yea

I'll do better

[frosty herald]

you should see normal board maelstrom

[paper harness]

idiot lmao

[frosty herald]

actual travesty

[vague depot]

but if i dont suffer from a skill issue it should be a easy run right

[grizzled aspen]

"Zorn."

[south grove]

that was definitely wrong on retrospect

sorry :P

[paper harness]

I would have never tried a revive

[frosty herald]

did this goofy ass

[rocky nacelle]

just found one of those gunker spots I was talking about with my build where you lose all toughness and immediately have to play around it @south grove

[frosty herald]

just straight up try to revive with a sniper

[rocky nacelle]

u must master playing around death

[remote lark]

[plucky gate]

see the solution is to never revive in the first place and live out your solo clutch dreams

[remote lark]

[vast radish]

Looks like fun

[frosty herald]

wanted to rez an ogryn in the middle of like 2 bomber fires

[remote lark]

theres noone in queue

[frosty herald]

i said fuck that

[paper harness]

Ascension riser

[remote lark]

empty lobbies

[paper harness]

no thanks

[rocky nacelle]

ascension riser makes EU piss themselves huh

*orn and clad

[frosty herald]

cause no one plays that ass map

[rocky nacelle]

shh lil vro just say you cant handle the l4d2 type finale event

[paper harness]

go back to putting skullcrusher on dclaws

[frosty herald]

shush i beat dark carnival

[rocky nacelle]

expert realism

?

[frosty herald]

bruh

[rocky nacelle]

what i thought shitter

💪

[frosty herald]

i aint playing a mode 10 hp per zombie hit

[rocky nacelle]

its actually 20

[remote lark]

[rocky nacelle]

you get 4 tapped

expert is 10 expert realism makes it 20 lmfao

[hard nexus]

wha

[frosty herald]

what the fuck lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

ill check to make sure I aint lyin

[hard nexus]

no scourge, crit damage marty hammer

lmfao

ah

pubs

[acoustic dune]

dude someone is running a lacerate fleshtearer in my lobby

[hard nexus]

and hes taking IoD

[acoustic dune]

god help me

[paper harness]

you

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald I lied

its worse

thats just expert

[frosty herald]

thats a fucking lie

i know expert is 10 hp

[rocky nacelle]

I feel like ive been smacked for 20

in exp realism

also expert realism teaches you magnum is for real l4d2 sweatlords

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/left4dead-left4dead2-l4d2-oilbertoil-coach-gif-27416962

[rocky nacelle]

(its also fun asf)

[frosty herald]

today class we will try to crown a witch on expert realism

[heady rapids]

rate my fit chat

[rocky nacelle]

you know whats funny yam

you can cheese the witch on realism

expert realism too

(she doesnt destroy doors on realism)

[frosty herald]

how tf

[rocky nacelle]

forbidden knowledge

[frosty herald]

hidden door tech

[rocky nacelle]

doors are broke man

you should know this

[vague depot]

if theres a sniper nearby do i have time to revive my teammate before they pop my head or do i just need to give up on the revive and go kill the sniper

[rocky nacelle]

they had to nerf spawning a tank then running back to spawn safe room

😂

that safe room door gets destroyed now

I remember the door cheese days

[frosty herald]

hopefully my l4d2 is able to load

i have so many mods the game shits itself

[rocky nacelle]

I should

force 3 unwilling souls

into expert realism

from here

https://tenor.com/view/saruman-palantir-gif-19765279

[frosty herald]

unsubsribed from all

[rocky nacelle]

my beloved

[hard nexus]

id do so bad

[rocky nacelle]

but SSJ4 Gogeta coach

: <

[rocky nacelle]

fr?

[hard nexus]

itd be embarassing lmfao

[frosty herald]

look my brodda

[rocky nacelle]

you're lying

[hard nexus]

im not good at l4d2

[rocky nacelle]

1K+ hours in darktide and you'd suck at l4d?

[hard nexus]

i never played it much

[frosty herald]

i played it last like 2 years ago

[stone fern]

yes

its not the same

[rocky nacelle]

you suck at everything clad

silence

[hard nexus]

54 hours

lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

sheesh

[stone fern]

that was mean

[rocky nacelle]

im taking you into expert

[stone fern]

im kmsing and its ur fault

[hard nexus]

horrific

[rocky nacelle]

hey you can respawn in expert ok

expert realism is where its horrific

no outlines

everything fucking hurts

no respawns

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[modern lintel]

they took l4d2 off the microsoft store like 2 years ago sad

[hard nexus]

peak

[rocky nacelle]

it is

l4d2 was a strong foundation

for my horde skills I suppose

grew up playing it

[frosty herald]

expert realism magnum only

[rocky nacelle]

pfft

you mean

expert realism tank run

bitch

[stone fern]

do u wanna play left4dead?

[rocky nacelle]

hope you're good at bhopping and maneuvering

[rocky nacelle]

wouldnt the connection suck?

[acoustic dune]

you?

[stone fern]

prolly

[rocky nacelle]

I havent played l4d2 with any EU blokes

unironically

[acoustic dune]

why are you in my lobby?

[stone fern]

i mean

[acoustic dune]

die in a ditch

wank

[stone fern]

steam servers are better than fatshark servers

[rocky nacelle]

tell you what whoever wants to play l4d2 let me know

[stone fern]

buttttt i have DT open already 😭

[rocky nacelle]

since im always down to play the game

its up to the other people to be down

[modern lintel]

id play it w my brother sometimes when i was a kid and i could not grasp what he was trying to do mean when he wanted to 'reset my health' my downing me and picking me up and i tweekd out abt it once

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

its a real strat tho

[stone fern]

i just need a quick consignment yard to take the edge off...

[rocky nacelle]

unless you wanna run around at 1HP like a snail and be a gamer and never get hit

(I do it sometimes)

[frosty herald]

@hard nexus

[rocky nacelle]

but sometimes I prefer the 30 temp HP and actual movement speed

[frosty herald]

i call dibs on ellis

[rocky nacelle]

i'll play rochelle

[stone fern]

whos ellis again

[vague depot]

i bought lfd2 to play with a friend but apparently he was a real pro because he was doing stuff like realism speedruns and gold medals in survival so when i joined him he kicked me and told me to never join back

[rocky nacelle]

I have her as heather mason

no one likes rochelle either

its sad

shes funny

[remote lark]

@paper harness

absolute

neanderthals

playing that 3veg

[frosty herald]

a black woman is speaking listen and learn🤫

[remote lark]

holy fuck

[rocky nacelle]

I always listen when my queens speak

[remote lark]

i tried to queue that 3veg THREE TIMES

[rocky nacelle]

😍

[remote lark]

and every single time

team dies to first boss

total wipe

[frosty herald]

rochelle is the goat!!!

[rocky nacelle]

love chocolate women

[remote lark]

im going fucking rabid

[rocky nacelle]

🫡

[frosty herald]

(she doesnt do anything)

[stone fern]

infinite loading screen

[paper harness]

why are you dying to first boss

[remote lark]

I AM NOT

THEY ARE

[rocky nacelle]

best rochelle and zoey mods

[stone fern]

need back up?

[frosty herald]

legit its only ellis nick and coach rochelle just doesnt have that much of a personality

[remote lark]

someone play with me

[stone fern]

ill die to the second boss

@remote larkadd me

[rocky nacelle]

they left her out

its annoying

[steel fox]

There is penance kill 200 enemies with backstab. Without beein in range of allies does this perk that gives 2 stacks of beeing near allioes works?

[remote lark]

maybe if i took skullcrusher dclaw

i could have carried

[stone fern]

noooooooooooooo

[remote lark]

[paper harness]

you just suck

[remote lark]

you swallow dorn

[stone fern]

youd like that wouldnt you

[remote lark]

my bad for not being able to kill a pogryn and cspawn in a 3veg's first room with 50 billion chaff blocking me from dodging the cspawns crab

BY MYSELF

[paper harness]

positioning

[stone fern]

phrasing

[remote lark]

position these nuts on your face

[sour oxide]

I coulda done it

with three throwing knives

[stone fern]

who is reject?

[remote lark]

i am reject

[rocky nacelle]

https://fixupx.com/cat_anko3/status/1853990960314892585

[stone fern]

hi

[remote lark]

i could kill you

[sour oxide]

not if I had 4

[paper harness]

learn how to clutch malice boy

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j22mo9bIaDOTMX_bQ?invite=cr-MSxHekssMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[stone fern]

you wanna do the maelstrom?

[paper harness]

focus on specialists, then chaos spawns

[hard nexus]

guys gunner res is just

so bad...

[stone fern]

i just wanted a chill time

😭

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j233V1h64Jqt480t-?invite=cr-MSxxd2wsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

also

this clip

fills me

with

despair

[stone fern]

boy

[remote lark]

dorns about to make me say something

that would get me banned

[stone fern]

the maelstrom is 30 seconds out

[sour oxide]

oh snap hadron boot your neck.

[stone fern]

were not gonna get anyone

[remote lark]

i think we just did

[paper harness]

skill issue

[stone fern]

@hard nexus pls join

[remote lark]

we got queued into a game

not a lobby

[hard nexus]

tried

didnt work

lol

[sour oxide]

im loading in

can you feel it

[stone fern]

accept my friend request and try again?

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j1XTHdL0FAo-oVq1q?invite=cr-MSxUa0QsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-fire-tom-burn-gif-15089875

[paper harness]

dodge lol

[sullen forge]

It’s so bad just avoid it like tanner said smh….

[frosty herald]

you couldve killed the spawn noob

[distant lagoon]

Is that shotgun with bolt special bad on zealot?

Or do i just suck with it

Feels so unreliable, even when clicking heads

[sour oxide]

its pretty bad

if you suck with it

[lean cairn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlCFyP2BN_Y oh no

[sullen forge]

Mister E

Zealot

I hear Dorn already boiling like a Tea Kettle

[rocky nacelle]

@south grove

you should get used to this alot

[remote lark]

I HATE YOU CLAD

I KNOW IT WAS YOU

THIS MOTHERFUCKER BLEW UP A FLAMER AND IT KNOCKED ME INTO A SLEEPING DHOST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sullen forge]

The fuck happened malice chud

[remote lark]

3veg

[distant lagoon]

i still find bolter + throwing knives a weird combo

[remote lark]

pistol or gun

[sullen forge]

Trolled

[rocky nacelle]

sucks to be you then

[paper harness]

skissue

[distant lagoon]

there is only one bolter, the other is 🅱️ istol

[remote lark]

i'm going to find where clad lives

his soul is mine

[remote lark]

how is that weird

[lean cairn]

this game runs like such asshole it makes me wanna stop playing

[drifting wolf]

the epipelagic zone

[remote lark]

bolter for ogryussy tk for specialists

[frosty herald]

shut up

[lean cairn]

why am i stuttering at 1440p lowest settings possible modded to be even lower

[drifting wolf]

cause darktide optimization bad

[hard nexus]

how its an amazing combo lol

[distant lagoon]

hjmmm, never tried knife on gunker

but why revolver?

[paper harness]

you can do neither

[rocky nacelle]

2 shotting maulers/crushers and 1 shotting bulwarks/reapers

[remote lark]

not when clad pvps me

[lean cairn]

no twbs no holy revenant

[distant lagoon]

hordes are hard to clear with just assail though

[lean cairn]

pathed out of his way for swift certainty

[rocky nacelle]

im using a mk6

[plucky gate]

Why?

[rocky nacelle]

and assail

lol

I got a +50 horde combo just from mk6 heavying and throwing in 3 assail shards

occasionally

hordes are not hard to clear

[obsidian prairie]

Found a psyker who was only using the PA on mk6 knife

[plucky gate]

bolter and tknife covers a lot of situations and works well together and has that swap cancel

[rocky nacelle]

its mixed hordes that are annoying

[obsidian prairie]

Actual goon

[rocky nacelle]

but thats why I have a agri revo

[obsidian prairie]

Level 170 something too

[distant lagoon]

what blessings on knife?

[rocky nacelle]

uncanny/precog

all I run on knife

both marks

[distant lagoon]

I usually combo TK with flamer
How to do swap cancel?

[rocky nacelle]

throw knives mid pull out animation

[plucky gate]

same way you do it with the flamer

[rocky nacelle]

for bolter and flamer

[distant lagoon]

Bleed knife on zealot for life

[plucky gate]

please tell me you've been doing it with the flamer

[rocky nacelle]

disgusting have fun doing 300K dps

ill stick to consistent 500Ks

[distant lagoon]

No, i don't need exploits to carry

[sour oxide]

oh bleed knife

[rocky nacelle]

also bleed knife on a soyker

[sour oxide]

I just can't no mow

[rocky nacelle]

throwing

lmao

imo

[distant lagoon]

i did not say shit about bleed knife on soyker

[obsidian prairie]

Explode violently

[rocky nacelle]

I posted a soyker clip tho

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove five times, they fucking blew me up with flamers.

[rocky nacelle]

its all relative to context

[grizzled aspen]

FIVE

TIMES

[plucky gate]

tknife canceling bolter/flamer swaps is so satisfying though

[distant lagoon]

skissue tbh

[sour oxide]

are you enflamed.

[paper harness]

kick them lmao

[plucky gate]

you just chuck a knife when you swap

[south grove]

I paid it back

[grizzled aspen]

We don't have enough people in the squad to guarantee a kick.

[south grove]

burstered them twice

barreled them 7-8 times

[sour oxide]

and they still lived?

you didn't pay it back

[grizzled aspen]

I would fotf through a flamer's fire and attempt to hit them and they just shot the tank twice instead of headshotting it.

[distant lagoon]

wtf is that 14k single hit damage? Thammer?

[sour oxide]

1 barrel death is worth 100 barrel bounces

[paper harness]

incredible playing guys lmao

[south grove]

thammer burgle

[sour oxide]

non-bleed knife.

[south grove]

yea I did ass

[paper harness]

once again I-II superior to I-II-V-E-G

[distant lagoon]

[grizzled aspen]

Thammer duellist burgle pimple slap.

[distant lagoon]

on zealot difference between bleed knife and non-b leed knife is very small

[grizzled aspen]

Also thrust.

[rocky nacelle]

you mean A3

[sour oxide]

I can hit 23k on a non-bleed knife

[grizzled aspen]

This is willfully wrong because they're two entirely different playstyles.

Big copium.

[paper harness]

i can hit higher than that hehehe

[distant lagoon]

??????????

[frosty herald]

hey para

[sour oxide]

@paper harness thats because you are an elitest. I cannot do such damage being non-elitest

[distant lagoon]

Precognition does not even give that much damage

[paper harness]

precog perfectionist is what 33k

[frosty herald]

arkveld is 100% aflicted with the frenzy virus

[grizzled aspen]

This is also willfully wrong.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-zombies-cod-zombies-shadowman-revelations-gif-21498229

[grizzled aspen]

Can you like, do me a favor, and not be wrong?

[sour oxide]

well tanner says youre wrong

[paper harness]

do not feed the trolls

[distant lagoon]

Your mom is willfully wrong > : (

[sour oxide]

can I be unwillfully wrong?

[south grove]

new favourite weapon

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not bothering to feed it any proper information, I'm just telling it that it's wrong and moving on with my day.

[sour oxide]

till something with armor comes.

[south grove]

VII hits harder than II in DPS

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-kitten-gif-25320661

[paper harness]

cope

[south grove]

???

am I wrong

idk actually

[sour oxide]

!!!

[paper harness]

also no shred

why

[south grove]

good question actually

[grizzled aspen]

It doesn't, that scoreboard is misleading because I had my boltgun out for half the match.

[south grove]

I thought I put shred on

[paper harness]

if you are going headtaker grab the 4

[distant lagoon]

stfu dorn

[south grove]

in psykhanium testing

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[south grove]

not scoreboared lol

[grizzled aspen]

This is my baby.

[sour oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/why-tho-though-gif-7485441

[grizzled aspen]

No shred because piety build.

[south grove]

so headtaker shred?

[plucky gate]

agile taxe

wow

[south grove]

or shred brutal momentum

[paper harness]

go mk4

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[paper harness]

for that

[grizzled aspen]

It fucks so hard dude you have no idea.

[sour oxide]

mk7 still feels "short"

[south grove]

I don't like 4 :(

[grizzled aspen]

I am literally dodging nonstop forever.

[lean cairn]

mr e gonna upload something like this called "ranged zealot meta build"

[frosty herald]

people sleep hard on agile

[plucky gate]

i am aware agile does it's job very well

i've used it on ds4

[sour oxide]

straight to jail

[plucky gate]

it's just kinda cringe when I stop using it and i'm at -5 dodges

[grizzled aspen]

I should switch ambuscade to grievous wounds, methinks.

[plucky gate]

builds the worst habits imagineable

[rocky nacelle]

@modern lintel https://open.spotify.com/track/70wYA8oYHoMzhRRkARoMhU?si=513a7a2148404389

he doesnt look a thing like jesus

[plucky gate]

and it's on weapons that don't really need it anyways

[south grove]

what would I use for mk7 then

[grizzled aspen]

Also @south grove how often are you using your special with taxe?

[paper harness]

don't

[south grove]

I mix it in

[south grove]

oh

okay

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, but like, on what targets?

Because there's a right and wrong answer.

[south grove]

ragers bulwarks and things I need to stagger

[lean cairn]

im getting this pattern tattooed on my back like a constellation

[sour oxide]

wasnt the song called when we were young? or am I mandellaing

[grizzled aspen]

Retributor's stance over inebriate's poise? Wack.

[south grove]

sometimes when I'm bored as well

[lean cairn]

solo build

[south grove]

does decimator work on tac axe?

I just realised it has it

[grizzled aspen]

Doesn't matter lmao.

[sour oxide]

no take heads

[rocky nacelle]

me currently

[lean cairn]

it's better

[grizzled aspen]

Think shred but strength and it's worse.

[paper harness]

ignore him

[south grove]

oh

I see

[grizzled aspen]

It's a max potential of 30% toughness regen every 6 seconds, it is not better.

[sour oxide]

esp with how many times you will miss because that damn axe is like a pocket knife

[grizzled aspen]

And without inebriate's poise, you're not likely to get all 15 stacks of momentum before your current stacks run out.

[copper hawk]

What's the opposite of ignore

Nore?

Like not opposite

Like the inverse

Y r wordz like diz..,

[remote lark]

now i got burster pvped

[copper hawk]

This is troof

[remote lark]

i'm about to lose my shit

[frosty herald]

do it

[remote lark]

like actually

[frosty herald]

lose your mind

go apeshit crazy

[remote lark]

die

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/majin-vegeta-vegeta-dragon-ball-z-gif-27026274

[copper hawk]

Pie

[remote lark]

i've been killed three times in one run

once to someone blowing up a flamer in my face and knocking me into a dhost

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove game crash.

[remote lark]

once to someone barrel pvping me

and now to smoeone shooting a burster

that was all by itself

right in my face

[grizzled aspen]

I go take a nap now, meds are kicking in.

[remote lark]

and i think all three were this kerilith person

@stone fern

im actually getting pvped

[paper harness]

Skill issue

[plucky gate]

just win the pvp match

[remote lark]

blocking u

[copper hawk]

Unblocking u

[paper harness]

Don’t position yourself to be friendly fired

[copper hawk]

Whst if i blow u up dorn

Is it my fault

[distant lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/luntry-gif-26563186

[copper hawk]

Or ur fault..

[distant lagoon]

literally dorn^

[copper hawk]

If u say it's ur fault then i want an apology

For lettin me blow u up

N00b

[vague depot]

are you free rn

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-felix-felix-argyle-femboy-anime-gif-26688983

[plucky gate]

should just dodge the explosions

[paper harness]

Just watch telopots at this point

[south grove]

cica is currently about to get blown up

[frosty herald]

just use afterimage strike noob

[south grove]

an ICBM is about to hit him in 10 minutes

[remote lark]

"dont be near enemies" - dorn

[copper hawk]

Nop

[vague depot]

telopots is that guy who just runs random builds for the love of the game right

[vague depot]

ah damn

[paper harness]

Do not be near poxbursters or flamers

Yes

[remote lark]

now this person stealth revived me while i was body blocked in the middle of an entire horde of enemies

[copper hawk]

Ignore my baggy ass pants

[remote lark]

"don't push bursters" - dorn

[copper hawk]

I got longer and larger than i shouldve

[plucky gate]

launch the bursters at your teammates

[paper harness]

If you do not trust your team? Yes you should not

[copper hawk]

I got a medium regular when i need a small short

[hot steppe]

how exactly do you go about getting 17% toughness, 21% health and +3 stamina curios?

[remote lark]

"let bursters running around a corner hit you" - dorn

[stone fern]

HES PLAYING BETTER THAN YOU

[remote lark]

HE KILLED ME FOUR TIMES

OF COURSE HES PLAYING BETTER THAN ME

[stone fern]

THE BOT WAS MORE USEFUL

[lean cairn]

treat the game like a job and check the shop every hour

[vague depot]

nothing but raw luck

you just gotta pray

[plucky gate]

why haven't you just killed him?

[copper hawk]

Dorn u have 2 get near bursters 2 push them

[paper harness]

Skill issue by malice boy once again

[remote lark]

BECAUSE I DONT LIKE PVPING PEOPLE

[plucky gate]

sounds like you got outplayed

[lean cairn]

i have 1k hours and i only have 1 17% toughness and 2 21% hp curios

[copper hawk]

What in the noob is happenin..

[plucky gate]

sorry you lost the pvp check

[stone fern]

i am the dorn to your clad its that bad @remote lark

[copper hawk]

I run 2 tness and 1 hp i think

[remote lark]

He straight up MURDERED ME four times in almost every room

[plucky gate]

dodge

[vague depot]

does dueling sword special push away poxbursters or is it just a stun

[stone fern]

why on gods green earth would you heal the marty zealot instead of the person on less than 25% of purple hp? @remote lark

[hot steppe]

so it does actually say 21%, 17% and 3 right? its not like oh if it says 20 or 16 or 2 and its 410 rating then its actually this

[remote lark]

he knocked me into a dhost, barrel pvped me, killed me by shooting a poxburster all by itself, then stealth revived me in the middle of a HUGE horde where ic ouldn't move

[stone fern]

that was me barry

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

also the pox burster

me

[remote lark]

CLAD

YOU WERE BOTH KILLING ME THEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[stone fern]

I WAS DOING BETTER

[plucky gate]

should've removed the barrels first

[stone fern]

AS A DUO

WITH HIM

[remote lark]

DOING BETTER THAN A DEAD PERSON IS NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

[stone fern]

THAN WITH YOU AND A BOT

[remote lark]

MURDERER

[plucky gate]

shouldn't have died

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

@remote lark you are the clad to my dorn

[remote lark]

every barrel you walk by

i want you to know

you have a target on your back

im coming for u

[plucky gate]

tknife the barrels ahead of time

[remote lark]

why is dorn here

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what modifier is this

[paper harness]

you keep failing

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-dreamybull-pineapple-pineowl-owl-gif-6812403057405339849

[dusky moon]

i need vet help for a friend

[south grove]

what needs to be done

[dusky moon]

oh boy...

[hot steppe]

im assuming the stamina version is the same?

[dusky moon]

where do i start

[lean cairn]

yeah +3 stamina but that one has been easy to find for me

+3 stamina obviously makes the biggest difference over the less rare versions

[south grove]

I have 50~ +3 stam on my account

and like 8 more on my old xbox account

[hard nexus]

any grubs on

(anyone need carrying :3)

[bleak path]

Is a crusher overhead a one tap even through block?

[copper hawk]

Actually malice ur noob

I agree w dorn

[copper hawk]

Holy fuck this gif is hellish

Evil hood irony

[fleet zealot]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware ferrets out and about

[plucky gate]

long rats

[sweet onyx]

whats the dumpstat on a combat knife again?

[pale spindle]

https://youtu.be/Yn8WCWxntgI?si=yqtHNHIW8Nze_IDL

[vague depot]

Mobility iirc

[fleet zealot]

mobility, can dump pen with uncanny strike

[vague depot]

It sounds good on knife but all the other stats look too valuable

[sweet onyx]

true
im addicted to speed now but its arguably just the least valuable stat

[uneven galleon]

Ferrets

I love ferrets

[ornate bone]

this is so true

[sweet onyx]

wait a minute

[ornate bone]

might wanna reread that one

[uneven galleon]

Who doesn't love speed?

[ornate bone]

everybody loves speed!

[uneven galleon]

I can't go to sleep without a day without it!

It's something worth selling your loved ones for!

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[frozen kernel]

Anyone try the new steam recording thing yet?

[uneven galleon]

What's that?

[remote lark]

@paper harness @stone fern

eat glass

[paper harness]

owed

owned

[remote lark]

u had to run ahead of the entire team just to try to farm kills to get ahead of me

dont think i didn't see that

[stone fern]

you saw nothing

i saw nothing....

[remote lark]

cladn't

[paper harness]

turn off scoreboard's inherent damage calculation

[remote lark]

wdym

[paper harness]

use oven proof's

[remote lark]

i am using ovenproofs.

[ornate bone]

use microwave proofs

[ornate bone]

and a fork

[stone fern]

i need to do stuff

[stone fern]

everyone needs to use scoreboard and do a linear regression so we can find the real results

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

i still did okay

you can't shittalk me this time

[paper harness]

carapace on knife plus marty

[remote lark]

wh

whats wrong with carapace

[stone fern]

i was wrong btw

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

i didnt blow up the flamer

[remote lark]

SEE

I HATE THAT PERSON SO MUCH

THEY KILLED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WHOLE RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[paper harness]

sounds like a personal problem

[remote lark]

the next time we play dorn im going to mog you

just wait

it's gonna happen

[stone fern]

however this was me

[remote lark]

im never playing 3veg with you again

[stone fern]

the part where he and i duoed was the most fun i had

[remote lark]

it is fun

but not for me

i hate that dude

i hate him

later in the run

i dont know if you saw

i was 100% boxed in and body blocked by a horde

that death was my fault i got bopped by a sniper

but he stealth ressed me and farmed me

cause i couldn't move

it took all of my self restraint not to alt f4

after he did that

that whole run was fucked though

[stone fern]

i love him

[paper harness]

no

[placid fiber]

That's when you report them

[south grove]

blaoated scoreboard

[remote lark]

just lots of chaff

[south grove]

no I mean the board itself

not your scores

[remote lark]

oh

[south grove]

😭

[hallow summit]

would first target be the dump stat on a crucis hammer?

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

defence

[remote lark]

defence

[paper harness]

what

[obsidian prairie]

Never

[hallow summit]

but high def mean more block pushes right

[obsidian prairie]

It is like

THE single target weapon

[remote lark]

hnnnhnbnhgnhbgnhn

[stone fern]

nope

[south grove]

first target factors into damage calculations

[stone fern]

you get like half an extra push

[south grove]

and thunder hammer is the singular most single target weapon ingame

[placid fiber]

Why would you want to do less damage on the thammer of all things? lol

[hard nexus]

dueling sword is

[hallow summit]

cause it already one taps crushers and the likes at 60%

[remote lark]

the whole thing about defense stats in this game is that you have to sacrifice offensive stats for them

If you kill everything faster you won't need to push things away

:^)

[hard nexus]

just dump mobilitiy

er

defenses

[remote lark]

what difficulty do you play on

[stone fern]

mobility

[placid fiber]

So you want to take longer to kill monsters? and to have harder cruster 1 shot breakpoints?

[hallow summit]

damnation

[bleak path]

this thing is so freaking good

its crazy

[paper harness]

what is that build

[stone fern]

wait until you hear about until death

[south grove]

you intend to hurt me

[hallow summit]

LOL

[bleak path]

I am doing stun grenade penance dont shame me

[hallow summit]

until death is the most broken ability zeal has

[placid fiber]

bait

[paper harness]

tough

[remote lark]

you don't need a perfect 80 in offensive stats to hit most or all of the thammer bps, but it'll make your weapon alot more consistent

also its a little deceptive but 80 def gives you like, not even an extra push i think over 60 def

it's a really useless stat

[bleak path]

200 more and I am done

zzzzzzz

[remote lark]

but i think you need mostly 80's in order to hit some of the specialist bps with thammer with just heavy attacks

otherwise theyr'e 2 shot instead of 1

[hallow summit]

ah ok that helps someone just told me it wasnt a bad stat in the past so ive just dumped mob on everything

[remote lark]

generally if you kill stuff faster you'll die less than you would with taking defensive stats over offensive ones

killing stuff before it reaches you is a form of defense

:^)

[placid fiber]

defences is basically the mobility stat for some weapons

[remote lark]

also defense is like way worse than mobility imo

generally

[placid fiber]

^

[obsidian prairie]

If a weapon has both defences is what you dump

[remote lark]

60 def

crucis hammer

at 80 or whatever you'd get like maybe 1 extra push

but how often are you gonna sit there and spend your entire stam bar pushing

:V

[obsidian prairie]

Desperation procing (which would make it harder)

[remote lark]

at 60 first target you'd be missing out on alot of damage because of how darktide calculates damage

7% dmg "lost" from 60/80 first target is actually way more than 7%

[hallow summit]

the dodge speed and distance is more wut i was interested in tbh

[remote lark]

take ij

lol

this tree gives you dodge distance

it just doesn't say it does

[hallow summit]

oh ik

[uneven galleon]

I love how catfishy the talents are in this game

[placid fiber]

Yeah momentum(inexorable judgement) reduces the dodge recovery time, increases dodge distance, dodge speed, damage(melee and ranged), and attack speed (I can't remember if there are any more rn)

[hallow summit]

trust me ik how to build my zeal ive played since release i just have been VERY picky about my weapons

never liked the hammer till recently

[remote lark]

i know i might get crucified for this

but i find that thammer PA > charged heavy is more reliable for horde clear

than just heavy spam

it lets you charge up thrust without getting hit

which is better for mixed hordes

[obsidian prairie]

That only works on ironhelm

[remote lark]

i only do it on crucis

[paper harness]

blud does not realise hord clear is not one thing only

[remote lark]

shut up dorn

[placid fiber]

They mean charging thrust up on the heavy after the push attack

[remote lark]

PA > charged heavy

^^

[obsidian prairie]

3 poxwalkers of clear

[paper harness]

waste of stamina

[obsidian prairie]

Sensational

[remote lark]

by the time you charge up the heavy your stamina is full again

soo

[placid fiber]

The way you word it makes it sound like it's an empowered heavy, which on the crucis only goes through 1 poxwalker

[remote lark]

eh

[paper harness]

why are you not dodging between it

lmao

[remote lark]

did i say not to dodge

[paper harness]

you died to freindly fire multiple times

[remote lark]

i got murdered by clad

[paper harness]

hush

[remote lark]

[polar nexus]

ok agile headtaker on a taxe with the dorn build is kinda fun lol

[drifting wolf]

kill clad back

[paper harness]

level 1073 in my lobby went down 9 times

[hallow summit]

lvl wut

[placid fiber]

This, if he's being a moron then kill him. Which... might be a larger % than I want to say lol

[bleak path]

Does this game have friendly fire

[acoustic dune]

kiss clad back

AH A PIG

BOOP IT

[obsidian prairie]

Not yet