#zealot-class
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without shading i think itd look weird
then just shade it
What do people run on bolt pistol? Finally tried it out and it kind of doesn't feel gear, but I know people love it.
lethal prox puncturebob
just mess around a fuck ton meow you're acting like you cant CTRL+Z
this is like my first time ever doing anything art related and i am artistically stupid
read the above statement
this is true
A-paw-priated*
LOL
Ive..,, ive,, been written out of the showe,,
just fuck around a bit and CTRL+Z its what I always do when messing around in paint or krita
Ive been replaced,,
I am going to spike Felix directly into the fucking floor.
It so meowver,,
you can
claw ur way back in
meowver
Joever even
me

I got trapped through shield the second time this morning

I was killing the hound behind us
What happens if I can’t dodge
then stay out of my aurics

clean your crusty ass
💢
I’m just abysmal dogshit
U can push and dodge simultaneously
this is true
Check out my cat
Noobnoob meowment actually
oh wait
Nyaoobnyaoob meowment even
your room is crusty asf
all this havoc talk is about fart tide

did you not know?
cod break
lmao
this time around I actually havent been paying attention to steam update weekly news
I see darktide and auto assume its a hot fix
Projecting
LOL
that's true
I saw havoc though

My room and wall are clean
I actually took paint off one wall because of a cleaner I was using
honestly im not reading all this bullshit

Para dodging my invite like that child support
@modern lintel https://open.spotify.com/track/3T1VST4GUSD5tzlj4lhsD4?si=HFvt9-icTRO-JNTKAUzw4Q&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A2kU94AZG0xEVKnOUKDbEfg
Freaky
stupid idiot's gun aint even charged
they're posing for the promo material
You’re the freak here
Another mutie to the shitfest
What does that even mean???
Woah stop being toxic
report them to the moderators !
Atleast his room doesn’t look like nurgle touched it imo
There’s literally a broom in my room because I sweep and clean my pc daily
ermmm?
do you clean ur pc with the broom
It’s in the video
Erm I don’t recall asking
Chum this man
hungry shark world
I hate this man w/ apation
it's a shark eat shark world out there
Yeah I smack it with it
Good for you
en,gineer tf2 reference
It’s time to throw myself at a brick wall till it breaks
Apation
Big word I know don’t think too much on it just enjoy your crayons
I actually main medic, pyro, engi, and demo lol
Say it correctly nya !
Gyro controller soon….
Gross even
Give
Do you want a hint?
he still doesn't know
Oh oh I do I do

fyrestone doesn't know
that's the fun part
everyone else does
I really don’t 
Barely
hush
Sure…
savouring my childhood rn
Is it the I told Tanner you were my bf as a joke?
I wish i did the same now im old and feeble
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1gl3mik/does_anyone_actually_make_the_full_5_point/ @spare talon
KILL THEM
KILL THEM ALL
This is a rare moment you will get a serious answer from me what are you implying?
Ewwwww
He’s actually a 14 year old boy from Africa
He has malaria 🙏

I won’t catch a case thankfully
all i know is tintin is younger than me
Tintin said he was in college and 18 If memory serves me correctly
Who’s grubgrub
This is not a child appropriate discord
@south grove
yah i rememebr him talkin abt that
Tintin is grubgrub
He’s 17 it’s fine
Kill him

damn.
How

Not surprised
NOOOOOO
How do you fumble the depressed cashier girl
I got a little too silly and said a joke she took exception to.
And that’s why you test the waters
What was the joke
Good question, I say raw, unadulterated autism.
I would be banned for repeating it here.

Would you dm me it
Frog
I'm in uni and is 17
That’s why
Gale.

become 18 now
She has said far worse.
I mean I can uhhh
You have to take into consideration like 80% of women outside of online do not fuck with that
Become 18
the cutlery
@sullen forge
graft my brain into a corpse?
Probably struck a nerve idfk
I remember you saying 18 your lying
That works get to it

tintron
LMAO
😳
Hittin on girls at work
Again you have to be real fucking careful
That's brave
I have never said I was 18 ever
I DONT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Never date in the work place
Anyway I'm going to eat an entire tub of ice cream and try not to think about driving my car into an oak tree at 80mph.
so tru so tru
this is WORK
Dont shit in ur backyard
Winter arc: getting piss drunk and praying the days fly by cause winter sucks
Is what we call it in the Army
only 18 diamantine? broke ass bitch
I must be schizophrenic
always date in the workplace
welcome to the club
Skibidi gyatt ohio
but what abt fertalizin the plants
Wrapping your car around a tree is bad for your health
its ok i believe you
Surprisingly
also take extreme caution dating someone within a friend group you both shared beforehand
us schizos gotta stick together
That would be the point.
I want you
hear me out
is she actually mad?
idc at this point
beer
I’m no med student but you probably shouldn’t
I guess she doesn't deserve you if that's true
I have no idea but she hasn't answered a single text today and I know she wakes up at like 7:30 every morning and instantly checks her phone.
youll get something alright
I've been on delivered for like 5 hours now.

Pain.
Hello ice cream sundae frog
Stan I will actually slay you today.
Stan send him 
Don’t drink alcohol either btw
Send him that
I’m having a bad day so that’s not nice
I do not need your food heresies to make my mood worse than it already is.
wdym it’s great
The dog Stan
Send him where?
Use the dog
HI STAN
Huh?
At frog

I’m very confused

I have a mango daiquiri in my freezer though...
but if you dont drink
drink alcohol drunk drive engage in hard substances absolutely ruin your life
powerdi is really indepth
No bad
how are you gonna wash down those 500 cigarettes
I dont smoke.
I hear water is pretty good
happens 2 the best of us
ngmi.........
A good sprite will fix everything
Nah I wouldn't lose my job over it.
“Hm yes today I will shit where I sleep”
risk it all
Especially because I'm changing workplaces anyway.
U could always date me frog

fumbling so bad your boss tells you to go away
...that's it?
SIIIIIUKE
Wanted to get a factory job so I could make more money.
OFFICER ON DECK
Can I date you
TEEEEN HUT
Nyaaahahaha..
hungover maybe?
That would make me gay, though.
also 7:30 is really late wakeup
No it isn't.
mean to frog 
Not when her normal shifts are 9-6.
0730 is early
@rocky nacelle post the ltg image
you're already cooked if you care that much
bro i woke up at 11:30 today
0730 - 0900 is acceptable adult wake up time
Earlier than 0730 is old person wake up
Brother I have terrible attachment issues, this will hurt far worse than it does now in the following days.
Only the elderly wake up from 0600 - 0729
its ok after a few it wont hurt anymore
Everyone else is a soldier
Am I a soldier, then? I wake up at 0300.
I think you should detach
Noh ur just a chud
???
Chudcast
what tf is a chud
How does being a chud have anything to do with it?
That's a chuddy wakeup time if ur not a soldier
i used to hate this meme but now i want to be friends with him
Damn.
you could potentially try to resolve the situation, assuming she doesn't continue to leave you on read

It always does but value yourself more if she didn’t see you for how good you are then you’re better off it didn’t go any further
It's likely going to make tomorrow REALLY awkward.
I work the same shift she does.
its that one annoying semi dysfunctional friend that has a good heart deep down
(Back the flipper off)
what did you say to her frog
Troo..
Yes I am remember?
THERE WILL BE NO DATING IN ZEALOT CHAT
ah icic ty
GOONERS BE GONE
Were the bestest of oomfies
That is NOT a chud
Clad u just self reported lmfao
Wallahi this chat is cooked
COOKED !!
that is not what chud means
Don't fucking @ me bro. (that is not a chud)
reported what
clad self reports as an edater
Clad reported that he likes caramel corn
ok ok so what’s a chud
You are a chud, same as me.
if that’s not a chud
Wallahi, you're finished...
"Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller"
its a leftist caricature of a racist
C.H.U.D

1984...
that is the original meaning, it's a derogatory term now towards people who are actually very unpleasant
lmfao ideal
I wish I could date @stone fern
I heard they’re e dating in here. Where the bitches at?
@copper hawk

Gotta say, this makes me want to kms more than anything.
dont actually
Who can play with my hog
Am i getting payed ?
she's such a moron

ma'am this is a subway
She doesn’t even see how dumb she looks
good ending
Me every day but today.
para broke ass
buy me black ops 6
fuck off
gamepass
How tf can you call him a brokie when you can't even afford to buy the game yourself?
Do not ping me froggathan.
you dont understand the method
@copper hawk
act broke to stay rich
the indomitable human spirit overcomes the doomer chudcel nihilism!!!
are we in the buy me X era of the chat?
Can someone tell me which channel I join to discuss the zealot class in Darktide? I must have made a wrong turn somewhere
No.
someone buy me a donut plz
what is it
What tf is a zealout???
We relationship-less people are out here giving relationship advice and clowning on each other.
we stop dilly dallying and will answer your questions when you ask, sometimes we'll even talk about zealot
according to my discord decay theory from buy me X peroid we have ~6 months until we're all e-dating then ~5 months after that we erupt into violence racism and suicide attempts
diseased deer that will die soon
Relationships are overrated. All my gf does is bitch about how often I play my games
I really hope he's just being silly and doesn't have the brain rot disease or whatever.
or its antlers dont wanna come off
there isn't one sorry
do yall fw this fit
I wish I had someone to bitch at me like that ong.
yes
When they're gone, the silence is deafening.
you can do the mobiean 6th shaker cant ya?
speak for yourself
you're like 18 relax you still have way more heartbreaks in your future
Sir I am 21 years old.
still plenty more
still way more
😭
for example i met a girl in a summer course we texted daily for ~6 months
she went back to her drug addicted boyfriend
Agony.
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
@copper hawk @acoustic dune
so true i actually died age 20 2 years ago, premature death
Is that why u play martyr Rashad
see frog its not so bad
The fuck is this
i hope ur team has a collective +6 non marty wounds for the next 200 grames
@acoustic dune made it, i just finished coloring it
poggers
its my seal of approval
let me guess the starting color was the best off the bat
for anything eviscerator related
no xanax not roids dude was hooked to xannies
I think you are trying to trauma dump and make it seem like my situation is less bad by giving a comparison, which is a super shitty and emotionally manipulative thing to do.
your taking roids and go to the gym cause you were rejected
(if you did other options)
Doesn't change the fact that my situation is still an awful one.
i love it but i’m bad so i can’t use it well
i think you're yapping too much im saying bad things happen to others as well you're not alone
oh no lmfao i was debating between a few different colors, and i settled with a slightly darker red than the red in the wax seal
cica recommended the red
@grizzled aspen now pucker up
its the same color you showed me
Sorry my boss does shit like what I said and it really grinds my gears when people do the same thing.
yerp
I'M NOT OLD
wait did you talk to cica
I AM NOT OLD
okay grandpa
old ass
Personally I should make a Headhunter Seal of Approval when asked any questions regarding that fucking doohickey of a gun
eieieoeieieoei
"Err I gotta get a heart cath done there's no reason to call in sick" mf eat shit you did it to yourself by being morbidly obese.
unc
you're a sturgeon???
Anyone sealing they djinn?
And I swear to god if I see Epsteins acolyte one more time I will actually vaporize you
THATS GAY, STAY AWAY FROM ME
GET THAT DUDE A SALAD
Old man lol
HIS KNEES DO NOT BEND
what
HE HAS TO WADDLE AROUND THE STORE BY SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT TO EACH LEG AND SWINGING HIMSELF
With bacon bits, croutons, and extra ranch dressing ofc
real
HE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY FAT IT IS RAGE ENDUCING
Now inb4 "average American" comment.
bro is big bean now 😭
bro got greasus goldtooth for a boss
Jokes on u I already get those people on my team
We big beanin
took the consoomer mindset a little too literally
you know what
im gonna go on reddit and post vet misinformation
don't do that
ILL HTML EDIT THE GUIDE AND CITE IT
If that bitch was wearing black and green she'd be a necron monolith
you're older
DID SOMEBODY SAY RANCH???
now you've done it
inhuman food pics coming right up
unedible food
mfw i was beefing with a child
beating up high school students as a grown man
tintin is 12..........
Pawesome :3 good jorb u 2 @acoustic dune @hard nexus
hes not even old enough to play darktide
Proudz of u..
noooooooooooooooooooooo

Look at my cold black bean veggie burger with Swiss cheese 😍
hi stan, have you learned how to eat food yet?
oh nvm
WTF
Detective Tanner will find you
why are you eating granite with rocks
is that a crushed veggie samosa?
eat regular people food please
and hell support me 
"Veggie burger" 🤢 🤮

I don’t think they’d even consider ur misinfo as misinfo
Processed food
It’s a veggie burger
this is not a burger
If you don’t secure the package quick it’s inevitable. Your first mistake was texting and being a good listener though
i don't know what it is but it does not look like a veggie burger
exactly the point 
brother that thing wouldnt be burger even if it was made out of meat
shredder autopistol good?
Y r u so pale..
that's not a burger
Go into the sun..
Joy, me and Path will have to deal with it when they eventually join the Discord
e pluribus unum
needs rework
Is this a real game? Looks sick af
is the bread really thin or is that """burger""" like compressed or something?
who is this path
ive heard of him...
how tf does black ops 6 only have a knife and baseball bat
Path of Exile
“Numbers Cat”
Nah I’m too lazy
@sterile basaltdo you know a path?
No
^ him
yeah see
Good jorb !! Gooood jorb ;3
theres no path
Nyehehe..
I’ll kill you
some conflicting info here
is this combo viable?
Go ahead
asking before I obliterate my wallet again
What about my Swiss cheese chicken
No I meant I call dibs for you killing me first.
It’s ass
Nope
this is going on my suicide letter
I'm gonna kidnap you and force you to eat food
i do not want to understand what i'm looking at
This is one of the most horrid fucking things I’ve seen in a while
Slop.
Straight up 🔥🗣️
Put it the fuck out!
It’s chicken, cream of chicken soup, and Swiss cheese
That's fucking awful, Stan.
weve told stan multiple times that hes eating raw unseasoned chicken and will not believe us
I have to block Stan again now if he's gonna start posting his disgusting slop again
isn't it a flat 25% damage increase w/ high voltage?
Somebody get this man proper recipes.
I’ve never eaten raw chicken
unless smite and electocution are different stacks
I won't be using my blitz at all
give him proper food and he will find a way to eat it wrong
Jelly meatballs 😍
Low dodge melee with meh horde clear and not enough +damage nodes to make it good vs carapace, also sucks vs unyielding
My day be so awful, and then boom, Stan posts "food" and makes it even worse.
Grape jelly meatballs
sear chiken breast then dd heavy cream and blue cheese and simmer until reduced
just a 2 talent point for 125% damage and psykenetic aura
That’s one of the worst psyker melee picks ever
that sucks
stan is just built weird
I've never played anything chainsword agrip auto on psyker so I would never know
Thats a weird way to spell wrong.
Built incorrect
You can also get the 10 damage to electrocuted enmities
...
that was my point
Didn’t read too much
the fucking issue with melee psyker is the position of BB and smite
think about it, you go ds4 you go assail you go illisi you go BB
the issue is that all the melee talents are on one side
Bigger issue is you have to take either bb or smite to get psykinetics aura, and you have to take either smite or assail to get malefic.
Both are insane talents that fit into literally any build.
Synopsis: darktide has fallen, billions must smite.
Psyker tree trying not to be the most annoying thing in the world
It’s what I went with on my melee build
Bb it too much of a tax
BB works better with illisiu
It is my favorite though
Ours is worse.
Much worse.
have to use venting shriek
At least with psyker you have build options.
what do I take on it
zealot tree be like ____ ___ ___
How good is your trauma staff?
another tour of duty done
no trauma staff
psyker has like 3 different trees
zealot has like 1 tree with just the keystone and like 2 points shifted around
psyker tree is just
Cringe!
man what the fuck is psyker tree
Trauma is great if you actually know what you're doing.
it dumps its trauma into completely random discord character channels completely unwarranted
hows that?
Then get one.
how to use trauma
step 1) blow up enemies
step 2) uhhhhhhhh
3 of the psyker staff builds are actually just the same tree
I will weep, but only for today.
no
but at least voidstrike and gunpsyker are different tree builds from the other 3 staves
hey hey I know this one
Then you're gonna have a hell of a time getting shriek to work without staves.
Idk I find zealot piss easy to build
yeah cause we have 1 build
Yeah, because we only have one proper selection of talents.
piss easy? well i piss hard
kez...
Psyker has like 5 and a bunch of niche ones.
Go to a doctor
Ok I feel like you are not reading what I'm saying
That is a medic, not a doctor.
it's just for a penance please tell me what
the top 70% of the tree for every zealot build is exactly the same except for like 2 points.
and then you move points around at the bottom for keystone
This is the entire zealot build process
qp into vent purge
I'm just gonna be standing in mercantile and spamming assail until it's done
ok thats enough darktide
i don’t tinkle, i don’t pee, i PISS, and if i don’t like it, i PISS on the floor
Vent purge is fun, actually.
ok anton
its time to STOP
was that what his name was
i dont make love
yeah
i fuck. hard
theres one with that but about gooning
its the funniest shit ever
if I dont love it
i love that one so much
lights out better
I dont kum
i don’t fap, i don’t goon, i don’t touch myself, i MASTURBATE
and if i don’t like it?
"hehe im someone else said this deranged quote so i didnt really say it"
and if I dont like it I dont kum
i don’t c um.
50 shades is so crazy
i couldn’t remember his name u grub
can yall chill for one day
like 200 pages of pure smut and women love it
Best staffs on psyker are purg and turama
me
turama
For an affiliated channel this shit is wild
My hog likes to be spanked
Hud sim
That’s cursed
I heard if you press f2, it's an even better hud
i don’t
guys
wtf i show goldenbaby
best backstab melee weapon? only knife ?
Yeah but I wouldn’t build around just backstabs
this monkey is gonna spank you!
they really put in ssj1 baby vegeta
but not piccon
I am hunting penances right now that's why
Oh then yeah
how did they let him get to golden ape again
couldve replaced that fucker with ssj1 goku black
yes we need more afterimage strike spam characters
true
hud scale at 100% is huge lmao
bulma made the blutz wave thingy
and thats how he went great ape
(super weird cause it directly contradicts with how great ape works)
no tail
no tail no moon no vegeta moon replica
He just does okay!!!
gt goku atleast had a reason to turn great ape
It just works cause… it just does okay
@mighty root so what do you think is the best loadout for backstab with shroud
Ij build
@hard nexus post it
i really hope you get a hammer for this
i'd honestly go shield of contempt over HR
huh
not MCS ?
but i'm mental
MCS?
IJ doesn't give Damage reduction
you already have so much DR
Master-Crafter Shroudfield
shield of contempt gives more
Enduring faith does
oh you are going crit
this sounds insane to me
shorud doesnt need modifiers
i just assumed hammer
new zealot acronym just dropped
my bad
MCS flashbang
shorud
I hope I get you
but the 5seconds shroud is good
define good
extra seconds
if you're using a knife you are mobile enough
make it 10 seconds
with 3 seconds
stealth here should only be used for obj, revive, and to get a guaranteed crit. Nothing requires you to have 5 seconds
No. Bad.
I am chasing down elites to backstab
Why do you have an emoji called meth porn? Lmfao
what legion do i do next?
If you want a long stealth duration, you're in the wrong channel. #veteran-class is that way.
reading HH
with knife and shroud speed, you can easily catch them
I’ll find the pic it’s really funny
Bet
give me a full minute shroud so i can actualy hit the beast after it tailswipes me

LMFAO
30 MINUTE SHROUDFIELD
That’s why it’s named that
Average discord enjoyer
stop gooning

Tf is gooning
bro is not old enough for this discord
how old are you?
can you mod the gamepass version?
I’m 36 how old are you
8
unc is too old to understand
14
dont even joke
Yes you can
My fault og
even saying you're underage as a joke is enough to get discord to ban you
I’m 22!
SO
banned
what legion should i do after dark angels?
anyone have any favorite legions?
Salamanders
what game
@rocky nacelle
imperial fists
done
Salamanders
horus heresy book order
What’s wrong with you
A lot of things is wrong with him
I googled gooning and it makes even less sense now
I wasn’t asking you goober
straight up jorking it

and by it i mean bmy pernitz
Am I supposed to read that?
i know people who have actually gotten banned from discord for saying it as a joke and had to send discord support their ID
very risky joke
and by jorkin
Gonna jork it now because I’m stressed because someone was mean to me on discord
Pretty boys?
sigismund, alexis pollux, evander garrius
Or cuzz you like it when they mean
????
Aight I’m uncomfortable with the energy. Going to see myself out now
i saw what you deleted
mb
Freak unmatched
block fyrestone
me with my friends
no one likes him here
"read" no i listend to most of them except like the first 3

calth
Yet tintins on my friends list
what

you don't have to read everything in order lol
but I did re read the series in order
im following the chart
a couple times
how does Loner buff works ?
follow the legion discovery pattern then
how it's activated
step out of coherency and you get 2 coherency count
by yourself
it's kinda useless
im just gonna do legion by legion
so as in 1st to 3rd to 4th?
yeah
im doing penances
just run away from your team and start stabbing scab shooters
actually with pick up curios, you can get up 2 teammates in one 5 second stealth no?
yuppers
uhh rescue speed
one activation is enough to get to someone and revive
plus 5 seconds just increases your consistency and time to do objectives
thats a straight up lie
idk i don't use stealth outside of penances i'll let yamato vs tekona convince me
really? cus i've tried a support res build and i just lose my stealth instantly
reviving removes stealth
i guarantee you i did not run out of stealth lol
trust me on this ive used shroud for the majority of zealot playtime
I did it w/ alpharius, horus, leman, ferrus manus, fulgrim, vulkan, dorn, guilliman, magnus, sanguinius, the lion, perty, mortarion, lorgar, jagatai, curze, angron, corax, omegon (covered in the first book)
that's the order
i used a support vet build with like 50% res speed 😭
shroudfield isn't the same exact thing as vet stealth iirc
stealth ends on revive
i hate alpha legion so fucking much its unreal
if u didn’t know btw
i popped ult and instantly lost it when i successfully res
see
2 other people agreed with me
they get memed a lot
i see
i hat eu
and overestimated
HATE
i also hate the EU
what book did i try
but I do like their HH rules
@south grovewhat the dan abnett alpha legion book?
headhunter autogun?
legion
they can take any legion exclusive unit in their battleforce
yeah the book called legion
travel time, more time to objective
that was the worst fucking book i ever had the misfortune of reading
more time to posisition properly for the backstab weakspot
Alpharius: Head of the Hydra
Book by Mike Brooks
that's where I start w/ alpha legion
who was writing this game's lore exactly?
horus rising was the worst book out of the first 4
would i want collateral or mobility as dumpstat on braced autogun
legion is great
he puts in random non english words every paragraph
up there with iron warriors for actually doing shit
It’s a preference I’d go mobility
the horus heresy was meant to be a lot shorter as it is
and not being deranged idiots
yeah, that's why i ask here and dont check the veteran guide (it says both there too btw)

