#zealot-class

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stone fern
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DID YOU DROP A PORTAL?

hard nexus
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shield of contempt is not good !!

surreal shore
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no i mean like perks and blessings

hard nexus
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its not needed

surreal shore
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what is it on knife?

zinc talon
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the best way to use a knife to your advantage

ivory marlin
zinc talon
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is the sales proceeds to buy a real weapon

stone fern
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carry on

stone fern
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i was gonna get mad

drifting wolf
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collect my explosions

ivory marlin
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Its in that deck

mighty root
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Precog and repoist

frosty herald
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does sienna down on explosions?

rocky marsh
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i tried wound without emperor or restorign faith (i.e. second wind only)
i couldn't control my wound stacks lmao

stone fern
ivory marlin
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Got exiled when ulamog came out

drifting wolf
stone fern
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portal to phyrexia is the equivlant of smite

hard nexus
frosty herald
ivory marlin
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This was my graveyard and exile

drifting wolf
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if she overheats yes

frosty herald
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shit class

drifting wolf
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wrong

frosty herald
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unplayable

hard nexus
mighty root
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Wrong

zinc talon
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dice? in my cards-only not-tabletop game?

stone fern
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theyre for counters

zinc talon
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gotta keep the people buying packs I guess

ivory marlin
frosty herald
stone fern
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god i miss mtg

mighty root
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Her flail was god teir on that class

ivory marlin
zinc talon
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heh the last time I played magic was in maybe middle school, when it very first came out

dark spire
ivory marlin
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Look at the shit i pulled

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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my mom trashed maybe 600 cards cuz she didn't know what they were and didn't like the risque pictures

south grove
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torture me

hard nexus
zinc talon
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my whole set

hushed knoll
ivory marlin
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Damn

zinc talon
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I didn't play after

stone fern
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not the same

ivory marlin
mystic ether
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Battle Wizard (she reluctantly goes on with the conscript shit) and picks up god fundamentals. Pyromancer (freestyle, still staying in the lines as a mage ig but doing her thing specficially). Unchained (fuck em, I'm breaking cuffs and bonkin). Necromancer (fuckit_I_ball).

drifting wolf
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i feel like we've actually had this discussion before about unchained, but i'll summarize the class as "don't get hit or you'll be even punished harder for it"

hushed knoll
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I’m so sorry

stone fern
dark spire
# stone fern god i miss mtg

Fuck WOTC after they got sold to Hasbro. Modern was in a good place beofre they started releasing modern horizons.

hushed knoll
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Sorry clad :(

rocky marsh
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nah

hard nexus
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shrug

hushed knoll
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Universes beyond

stone fern
# ivory marlin WHAT

do not ship cards to the middle east they think theyre tarot cards which are banned

ivory marlin
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Thats so sad

dark spire
stone fern
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tell me about it

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i had ~2.5 cubes worth

ivory marlin
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I only play casual commander

stone fern
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and the challenger decks of 2020

ivory marlin
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Damn dude

stone fern
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it was fun using the challenger decks to teach friends how to play

hushed knoll
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Clad in so sorry

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I’m

ivory marlin
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Is there like no way for you be like

rocky marsh
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tbf playing at 30 fps when my ram died taught me how to fight crushers without twbs but thats with caxe mobility

zinc talon
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how many cards are in a cube

ivory marlin
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Hey give those back

zinc talon
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I had one of those long containers

ivory marlin
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500

zinc talon
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maybe as wide as a full size texbook for just one row of cards

exotic raft
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what perks do people run on rashad axe?

ivory marlin
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I have about 6 full of cards

stone fern
exotic raft
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Thanks

stone fern
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flak maniac is better imo

zinc talon
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yeah it was folder/binder/texbook sized cuz it fit in my backpack

exotic raft
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Yeah, running it with martyrdom anyhow and I think unarmored isn't an issue

ivory marlin
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Mtg con was so fun

zinc talon
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only had one lotus tho, so can't get too angry

mighty root
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@south grove died apon looking at my psyker build because it’s so abysmal dogshit

ivory marlin
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Next year ima go for all 3 days

zinc talon
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will you shower between

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for me

ivory marlin
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Yes

zinc talon
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good man

ivory marlin
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I was the best smelling person there

zinc talon
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is that meme trope actually a real concern

ivory marlin
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Yes

zinc talon
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I figured it's a thing you see like, once

ivory marlin
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I got there early

zinc talon
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o k h a w h a w type stuff

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oh fuck off

ivory marlin
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The guy infront of me had a diva backpack

rocky marsh
ivory marlin
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He smelled like piss

zinc talon
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well he can't be expected to just go to the bathroom every time he has to go to the bathroom

exotic raft
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and I have other gear already

mighty root
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Rashad is good on zealot what

rocky marsh
exotic raft
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Na, it has pluses and minuses

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sometimes I just want a bigger weapon

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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heh reminds me, that guy who photographed himself doing The Pose behind everyone letting their asscrack hang out for days while they played

exotic raft
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different power fantasy

zinc talon
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he got banned for a while I think

rocky marsh
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it three taps crushers iirc

zinc talon
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from attending

ivory marlin
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Thought i saw my old highschool teacher there but then the guy went “pinky pie is wittawawy da best command-uh”

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It was not my teacher

mighty root
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I will say I prefer running anything that had bm on vet because of his insane weakspot damage

rocky marsh
exotic raft
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I still haven't started modding. I need to install some hud mods.

zinc talon
exotic raft
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aiming in third person seems like a pain

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I just wish this game had steam workshop. Didn't Vermintide 2 have it?

rocky marsh
# rocky marsh it three taps crushers iirc

one tap bruisers and everything below two tap gunner (you could one tap gunner if you have 1 wound left iirc)
i think ragers are 2? can't rmb
Muties are two tap, 1 tap with duelist.
All of the above with lights

exotic raft
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It's good

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But it just doesn't always feel as fun as a big sword

sweet onyx
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dumpstat and best use of the autopistol and laspistol?

vague depot
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Mobility for both

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I just used them to stagger stuff

blissful tendon
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rashad kinda boring to use

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minimal nuance

vague depot
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I was thinking carpal tunnel but taxe does that better

exotic raft
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I thought taxe was totally ass now

vague depot
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Nah

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Run it on a crit build and go wild

exotic raft
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Compared to knife and dueling sword?

vague depot
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You can’t really compare any of zealots weapons to dueling sword on account of how busted that thing is

mighty root
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Well one has more mobility and the other dps

vague depot
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Compared to knife it has worse single target but slightly better horde clear and cracked attack speed

mighty root
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The ds on zealot is good if you want something else besides the knife

exotic raft
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Guess I should try it once I'm done with a few other mysteries

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And no longer broke

plush estuary
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Dueling sword has the most dps and mobility

exotic raft
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Cracked attack speed is what I'm looking for

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Dueling sword is insanely strong in general

plush estuary
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#1 weapon rn

exotic raft
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Plus it fits my pirate cosmetics and therefore is bis

mighty root
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They are both good if you want raw ridiculous damage go ds, if you want an all rounder with good mobility go knife

sweet onyx
exotic raft
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Knife is fun just because stabbing a crusher in the brain is funny

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It will never get old

hard nexus
fleet zealot
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join game in progress

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team is good? other vet is actually being better than me at killing specials/elites

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wtcf

misty ravine
fleet zealot
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honestly agile being and dsword and taxe makes sense thematically but no sense at all power wise

zinc talon
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it's a lot more organic and intuitive than you'd expect

fleet zealot
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it's ridic, but it's unneeded when they regen dodges really fast all at once, and have good dodges up to like -2/-3

fleet zealot
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i don't think it is, it's like endless dodge forceswords

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if DT was different/more like vt2

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it would be completely busted

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if dodges regen'd one at a time, if the dodge regen time was considerably long, if the game was less focused on power amxxing blessings

blissful tendon
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ooga booga swift slaying

zinc talon
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actual weapon blocks need to make an appearance

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a girl can dream I guess'

placid fiber
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vt2 ^

zinc talon
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I would unironically stop dogging on the knife as a running joke if they left it unchanged but gave it just one stam pip, or none

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and made weapon blocks more existential and routine

placid fiber
mighty root
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The inf dodge force swords was funny

mighty root
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It should totally be brought back

zinc talon
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a routine squaddie in my orbit developed a sideways crab sprint

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cuz infinite dodges meant sidestepping at max rate was faster than sprint

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the fucker looked like a legit goblin and actually scared the shit outta me a time or two comin around a corner all hunched over

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monke brain said NEW ENEMY NEW THREAT ITS ALREADY CLOSED ON YOU

placid fiber
zinc talon
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nope, that bastard lives rent free in my head and is the reason I have almost 1400 weapons on okri alone

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the loot goblin must be sated

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Gear Mountain rises steadily to the east

fleet zealot
zinc talon
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it's a long-game part of empra's plan to fortify the imperial palace

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...somehow

mighty root
zinc talon
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space marine 2 has come around on me with its real attention to weapon stance type and class type relative to your dodge/parry timing windos

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now that I've finally stopped screaming and flailing every moment

mighty root
blissful tendon
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I remember hearing somewhere that wildfire was absolute dookie but don't remember why

frosty herald
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I hate zoanthropes

blissful tendon
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what's that about

zinc talon
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gawd I had one yesterday

fleet zealot
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basically on any build except purge staff, it's a dead point

zinc talon
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that would put its line attack out normally

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then immediately, immediately follow up with a second line already on its way to you

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JustGaslightThings

fleet zealot
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on purge+BR build, there is, some use, it will spread fire outside of your range in waves which can kill trash shooters and chip down elites, scaling with enemy density, but it absolutely isn't needed

south grove
fleet zealot
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since it does nothing for immediate combat

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oh that's

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dumb

zinc talon
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teammates can spread it for you too I think?

fleet zealot
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psykinetic is the best minor node in the game short of a handful

zinc talon
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by killing what's on fire so it spreads

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SHORT OF FIVE PERCENT MOVE SPEED

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YOU WERE GOING TO SAY

polar nexus
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Oh boy Mr E blew a fuse and went full Tanner mode

fleet zealot
hard nexus
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they switched places

zinc talon
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empra's doing youtube cameos?

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no wonder he glossed over these years in his personal history

fleet zealot
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i was about to go on a rant

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about game giving me bistols without collat dump

south grove
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comment on the uncanny video:

fleet zealot
zinc talon
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let reload speed dumping whisper in your ear

fleet zealot
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literally first buy of the day

zinc talon
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I concede the earlier points on the math of it all but

fleet zealot
polar nexus
placid fiber
zinc talon
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bosses were unyielding I thought

fleet zealot
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of course he has times he is right

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he is also good at the game mechanically

south grove
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I forgot

polar nexus
zinc talon
placid fiber
fleet zealot
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he is still an egotistical ass who will cling onto wrong information, insult anyone who disagrees,

hard nexus
fleet zealot
jagged cradle
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Tknifes are calling my name

south grove
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it doesn't matter

blissful tendon
zinc talon
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heh

fleet zealot
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rending works on unyielding and maniac as well (despite that not really making sense)

hard nexus
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do i

zinc talon
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run and gun is gonna stay for the time being on my bistol

hard nexus
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play another darktide match

placid fiber
south grove
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but collat helps me w/ weakspot hit

zinc talon
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I am pulling off moving hipfire shots even I don't think I landed

opal star
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darktide youtubers 😴

south grove
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so doesn't matter ig

jagged cradle
hard nexus
fleet zealot
hard nexus
placid fiber
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Just wanted to appear stupid and say it out loud lol

hard nexus
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ok

fleet zealot
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collat does nothing but stagger values

hard nexus
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crit evis time

south grove
zinc talon
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like, my reticle is entirely off the enemy and white instead of red, still, red mist

hard nexus
south grove
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I'm saying dumping collat

hard nexus
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agri brauto collat affect maniac damage

south grove
hard nexus
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oh

fleet zealot
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yea agri brauto is stopping power no?

jagged cradle
south grove
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stopping power is a different value

hard nexus
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it’s hidden

blissful tendon
south grove
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but it converts w/ collat when switching mark

zinc talon
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I also posted a quick clip on collateral and bulwark shields

placid fiber
zinc talon
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but that's very situational

limpid oyster
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is invocation of death Truly worth the 4 talent points if taken with chorus?

fleet zealot
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yea agri brauto doesn't have collat

zinc talon
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80 collat, 3 shots, 57, 6 shots

fleet zealot
placid fiber
zinc talon
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do with that what you will, just what I saw myself

blissful tendon
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what even was invocation of death anyways

hard nexus
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idk

blissful tendon
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I can never remember these talent names

south grove
zinc talon
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I have never once tried to remember talent names

south grove
zinc talon
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I still don't even know half of the mission picture icons

limpid oyster
placid fiber
zinc talon
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much less what the missions are actually named

hard nexus
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idk

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i might be stupid

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but blame dorn

south grove
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don't blame dorn

limpid oyster
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FINISH THE HOLIEST BOOK

south grove
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blame yourself

jagged cradle
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Blame someone

zinc talon
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well somebody's got to be responsible for all these choices I'm making

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in my defense I was left unsupervised

limpid oyster
zinc talon
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so who's fault is it really

placid fiber
# south grove

Doesn't list the hidden stat, since if the weapon type itself has that stat and the one you are using doesn't then it has the other stat hidden at 50%

zinc talon
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it's DrunkenOkri, I know for certain

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I'll log on darktide and hit the psyk to warm up and see what I have equipped

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and just

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'and I'm broke again'

placid fiber
zinc talon
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like getting back in your car for work the morning after you really prolly maybe shouldn't have driven home from the bar

paper harness
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@copper hawk grub

zinc talon
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and scaring the shit outta yourself with the stereo

south grove
limpid oyster
south grove
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you're fine

limpid oyster
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i hit the wrong reply lol

limpid oyster
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hate discord

placid fiber
limpid oyster
placid fiber
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it's honestly stupid and a bit confusing

south grove
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what's curious is that path doesn't have the hidden value in his guide

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is it real

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is it not

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I don't know

placid fiber
paper harness
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until i bother to do that

south grove
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not everyone makes the same format

copper hawk
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@hard nexus won't be able to play today probs

hard nexus
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sad

copper hawk
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Our shift was moved. We're mids now

hard nexus
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eugh

copper hawk
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(1215 - 2000)

south grove
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idk :P

paper harness
copper hawk
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The wifi thingy is still being shipped so I was gonna just go tona verizon store and get it physically there today

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Stfu dorn

sullen forge
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Vet Guide in zealot chat

copper hawk
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Im proud property of meow

sullen forge
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Skin him

south grove
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I've never tested these things out and I always works off other people's works

placid fiber
copper hawk
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My collar says
CICA
CALL MEOW IF FOUND

hard nexus
south grove
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I want to test these things out but like

zinc talon
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work

copper hawk
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She went the extra meowle and bought be real pretty 1 too

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Sorry noob

south grove
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I'm not familiar w/ it

hard nexus
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its got gemstones

copper hawk
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Anywho i was planning to pick it up

mighty root
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I’m so freaky

copper hawk
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Buuuuut because we're mids cant today

south grove
copper hawk
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Sorrgy pookie :/

zinc talon
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yes

south grove
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I don't like it

placid fiber
sullen forge
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Freak behavior

zinc talon
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now back to our regularly scheduled shitposting

copper hawk
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If that guy comes in i promised 2 stream hs gameplay to let him know

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Since ill be gone

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Mids will be nice actually meow

mighty root
copper hawk
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We'll have the same shift :3

placid fiber
hard nexus
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pawesome

copper hawk
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Im an hour behind you

south grove
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die die die

copper hawk
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Ill be back at like

hard nexus
paper harness
frosty herald
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Another lethal done

copper hawk
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2100, so 2200 for you

grizzled aspen
south grove
copper hawk
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Erm im not edating meow

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Me and @south grove are

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Isnt that right pookie

hard nexus
copper hawk
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Ur ass hasnt beat faith

mighty root
hard nexus
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im expecting an echild soon

copper hawk
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Echild

mighty root
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Tintins reminder

copper hawk
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Epuppies

hard nexus
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LMFAO

copper hawk
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Brb killing myself

hard nexus
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we're trying for puppies!

placid fiber
grizzled aspen
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This has turned into a violently cringe conversation.

paper harness
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hags cannot have ebabies

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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I'm going to detonate now.

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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i wont be opening this chat back up

copper hawk
south grove
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supernatural rewatch!

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I love supernatural

copper hawk
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I can say w authority she's hot as fuck

south grove
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good show

copper hawk
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Get in line noob

mighty root
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
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cica is awfully defensive of me today

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wondering where thats coming from

copper hawk
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LMFAO

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It's funny

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Cant i have a lil FUN now and again

grizzled aspen
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No.

hard nexus
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A3

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im cooked

grizzled aspen
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You need to be beaten with tube socks full of bars of soap.

hard nexus
mighty root
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I’m going to study your skull

grizzled aspen
limpid oyster
hard nexus
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time to carry

grizzled aspen
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Oh wait its a lmb build.

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I'm willing to bet on it.

south grove
grizzled aspen
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But still, infested is... a choice.

south grove
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I have ripped off a sticker

visual stream
cyan steppe
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What blessings do i want on Crusher?

paper harness
visual stream
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Is that the lightning one

grizzled aspen
south grove
grizzled aspen
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One special light grants free skullcrusher stacks on everything caught in the blast.

cyan steppe
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Ah oki, read some said Thunderer is needed for brittleness vs high armored enemies but had to double check

grizzled aspen
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No.

gleaming furnace
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Does everyone just hate hammerblow now ? Do you hate staggering everything ?

sullen forge
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Do not

south grove
grizzled aspen
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Thunderous is useless because crusher already has high ADM's vs armor.

south grove
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you want to hit it only once

cyan steppe
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Ah i see

grizzled aspen
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And things typically don't survive getting hit more than once with a crusher.

copper hawk
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Kill him dorn pls

south grove
cyan steppe
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Well opportunist isnt needed either then?

south grove
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I have my sc tool

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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I like how it says ripoff as well

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Dollar store demonpost

south grove
south grove
cyan steppe
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Alright i will do that

grizzled aspen
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Opportunist is also useless because it's rending, isn't it?

gleaming furnace
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Hmmmm then perhaps I will swap it to skullcrusher next time I’m on

grizzled aspen
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You don't need rending on crusher.

south grove
cyan steppe
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Ah btw On chainaxe for zealot and vet, is Headtaker+slaughterer best

grizzled aspen
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You'd be looking at a very small % damage increase due to the ADM's already being good.

grizzled aspen
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Mk12 wants headtaker + thrust.

south grove
cyan steppe
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Ah oki

grizzled aspen
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But also don't use chaxe.

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It's very bad.

south grove
mighty root
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Never use the mk 12

cyan steppe
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Ah

grizzled aspen
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Not that it can't do damage, it just has extremely poor mobility.

south grove
mighty root
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Wrong

south grove
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it's better now

cyan steppe
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Idk what weap to do for vet lol which one u use?

grizzled aspen
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Your dodge distance with an optimal chaxe is like 3cm.

mighty root
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You can make the mk 4 work

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It’s good

south grove
grizzled aspen
south grove
grizzled aspen
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Buffing a low % by another low % is infinitely small.

south grove
spare dome
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chaxe12 is a powerhouse dunno what y'all about

blissful tendon
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am I out of touch or does 4 dodge shockmaul feel so odd balance wise

zinc talon
grizzled aspen
zinc talon
spare dome
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mobility is easily dealt with

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and its not power sword bad on any level

grizzled aspen
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Well, yeah, zealout has IJ.

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Vet doesn't though.

zinc talon
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it's lacking in meaningful disengages really

spare dome
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yes, wepspec

mighty root
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Maybe If he didn’t have me blocked I’d call him stupid

south grove
spare dome
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or one or two stam delay nodes

mighty root
zinc talon
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it's mobile enough but it's still easy as hell to get swallowed up and bonked

south grove
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I flipped off the roof at mach fuck

grizzled aspen
south grove
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dorn watched me

spare dome
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push attack stops ragers and crushes dead

cyan steppe
mighty root
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I only use c axe with weapons spec vet

mighty root
south grove
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Standard Issue Shovel:
Skullcrusher/Uncanny
Decimator/Uncanny

Fold Shovels:
Thrust/Uncanny
Decimator/Thrust

south grove
cyan steppe
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Ah i only used knife on zealot

grizzled aspen
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Decimator is definitely a choice for shovels.

south grove
grizzled aspen
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So it's a 100% uptime blessing for insane damage potential.

spare dome
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uncanny is pretty pointless on standard shovel tbh

grizzled aspen
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Unless you run serrated blade.

spare dome
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can you stack it up easily? yes. does it matter? only really for crushers, which is exactly when it stops being easy to stack

south grove
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single target on shovel is PA, L1, L2, SP, L3 I think

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idk if that's the right pattern

spare dome
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just use kraks or a ranged

grizzled aspen
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No, I think I will bonk it to death.

south grove
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bonk

spare dome
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skullcrusher with shout and decimator is all you need

blissful tendon
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surely usable

spare dome
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also pretty pointlessly mid though

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two shredders already kill most everything

south grove
#

precog on shovel

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imagine

spare dome
#

agile shovel

south grove
#

wait no shovel has no finesse

#

nvm

blissful tendon
#

quickplayers need to be babied by constant staggers at an unreasonable rate and it's genuinely embarrassing to watch

spare dome
#

it has ... some finesse

grizzled aspen
#

Agile might actually get me to not use skullcrusher.

paper harness
#

frog can't manage dodges

grizzled aspen
#

Agile is just a peak blessing for turning your brain off.

grizzled aspen
blissful tendon
#

I joined a disabler special mael recently and the +25 and I watched as a +150 ate shit to literally every mutie and hound that looked in his direction

fleet zealot
#

crusher has great armor damage

zinc talon
#

sure does

grizzled aspen
#

I do not have the brain power to manage some 10 specialists, 20 elites, juggle my shit teammates, and kill everything while keeping track of my dodge count.

zinc talon
#

it's just particular in setting up the huge increases

grizzled aspen
south grove
#

blessed hounds needs to fucking die

fleet zealot
#

yea i just wanna join

zinc talon
#

good

south grove
#

total blessed hounds death

zinc talon
#

I'm just here to sing the praises of my beloved weapon

grizzled aspen
blissful tendon
#

the optimal way to manage dodge count is to dodge until you feel it going nowhere then sit there and awkwardly push and take hits until they refresh

paper harness
#

just stop dodging for .85 of a second

blissful tendon
rocky nacelle
#

-7/5

#

dog is approaching your location (you have 0% stamina and its starting to regen)
and a crusher overhead is approaching you while still at -7/5

#

what do you do

spare dome
#

dodge

misty nova
#

Dodge bigbrain

spare dome
#

time it right and you'll be fine

south grove
#

stagger everything

spare dome
#

CLOSE, CRUTCH, AND DO IT AGAIN

tight fog
#

jump chadgryn

south grove
paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

dodging with -6 and -7 is the same as dodging while bracing + M1ing with a flamer

#

you literally move a micro ass hair

cyan steppe
rocky nacelle
#

and it still works as a fully fine dodge

#

just a little uncomfortable and weird

dense field
south grove
#

wth

spare dome
#

here's a song about waking up and going to work nice and early

and killing your boss

https://youtu.be/3KmLpdVR9Yw?si=eQvBDh6AR5k467l1

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group

Mailman · Soundgarden

Superunknown

℗ 1994 A&M Records

Released on: 2014-06-03

Producer: Soundgarden
Producer: Michael Beinhorn
Studio Personnel, Mixer: Brendan O'Brien
Studio Personnel, Assistant Mixer: Adam Kasper
Composer Lyricist: Chris Cornell
Composer Lyricist: Matt Cameron

Auto-genera...

▶ Play video
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crucified jesus funkopops when?

vague depot
#

I thought dodging just made enemies stop tracking you for a moment

#

Wouldn’t you still be in range of the attack

rocky nacelle
#

idk ive just learned to dodge with shitty dodges like -6 or -7 or when bracing a flamer

vague depot
#

Ah ok

spare dome
#

dodges:

  • displace
  • break melee tracking
  • provide brief iframes
vague depot
#

Should I use the heavy attack of a caxe on ogryn enemies/bosses or do I just keep spamming light

paper harness
#

There are no iframes in darktide from dodging

rocky nacelle
#

if its the newer mark heavy if its the old mark just light attack

#

iirc

spare dome
#

there are

paper harness
#

It’s flat toughness damage reduction

spare dome
#

i'd have to really dig to find a video from crab

vague depot
spare dome
#

of him dodging crusher overheads against a corner at -30 dodges with a helbore

#

which is like, the most conclusive proof you need

plush estuary
#

Oh no, don't get dorn started

plucky gate
plush estuary
#

He's pulling his book out

rocky nacelle
#

0 i frame believers when i toughness damage reduction the 3 crushers and pogryn in a corner

vague depot
#

That’s basically the same thing ain’t it

paper harness
#

It’s actually lag compensation

#

There’s no iframe mechanic tied to dodging

rocky nacelle
#

im just gonna keep saying there is to piss you off

#

dont care

placid fiber
#

Well we got our cat's nails clipped

violet hornet
placid fiber
#

Had to put her in a new carrier and she was having none of it at first lol

vague depot
#

Keep dodging

paper harness
#

That’s why you can ult and take no damage

spare dome
#

by spamming them repeatedly to prove a point

rocky nacelle
#

broken

violet hornet
#

Weird my numeric UI doesn't drop below even if I do keep dodging

rocky nacelle
#

more i frames

placid fiber
dense field
sullen forge
#

Risk of Rain 2

#

Void Item

spare dome
south grove
#

plas pistol + assault rifle

placid fiber
violet hornet
#

Ahh the days of charged plasma pistol + 1 melee hit kills

placid fiber
#

and it seemed good for taking out shields

south grove
#

bc it's good

spare dome
#

cant find the one with the crushers so w/e

south grove
placid fiber
sullen forge
#

Noob

south grove
#

plas pistol when CE magnum walks in the room

placid fiber
gleaming furnace
south grove
#

this problem is still in infinite lol

#

sidearm being more effective than the assault rifle

plucky gate
hard nexus
#

just clutched against 4 fucking burgles

#

i hate burgles

#

so much

placid fiber
violet hornet
south grove
spare dome
#

aktually when u perfect dodge with less than 1 dodge u still take da damage but it throws it to a smyker in a different game

south grove
#

more burgles

#

excuse me waiter. more burgles please!

spare dome
#

that smyker then posts on reddit about how the game deliberately spawns enemies behind them and how this is unfair

hard nexus
placid fiber
merry flume
hard nexus
#

explode

placid fiber
frosty herald
#

Vox liberatis down

#

Only reliquary lethal now

south grove
#

only cole gets to be the mc

fleet zealot
spare dome
#

Abandon is pretty tight

rocky nacelle
spare dome
#

Man, Unchained was so fun

placid fiber
#

I was too battle wizard pilled

spare dome
#

were you using the mace

#

if you weren't that was the mistake

placid fiber
#

Flail felt better to me than the mace

spare dome
#

oh doh

#

i meant flail lmao

placid fiber
#

lol

spare dome
#

i forgot she even had a mace

#

fucken nobody uses it

placid fiber
#

it feels so terrible lol

spare dome
#

its shit

#

borderline useable with some changes

placid fiber
#

I think fire sword off of battle wizard outdoes it lol

#

Meaning on pyro or unchained

spare dome
#

sword outshines everything, its silly

violet hornet
#

Fire sword was just too fucking cool

placid fiber
#

on pyro it was pretty mid

spare dome
#

infinite cleave + heavy stagger + dot application + cancel tech

rocky nacelle
placid fiber
#

cause no temp hp on stagger

violet hornet
#

I am not good at vermintide and was worse at it before darktide came out

#

But fire sword = neuron activation

placid fiber
#

fire sword changes a man

spare dome
#

i refused to use it lmao

placid fiber
#

bfs and afs... before fire sword and after fire sword...

#

those are the vt2 states

rocky marsh
spare dome
#

dodge perfectly

placid fiber
rocky marsh
spare dome
#

oh tiny crab was making a point

placid fiber
spare dome
#

so he's dodging into the crate in the Psykhanium

rocky marsh
spare dome
#

to prove you dont have to move, you just get iframes

placid fiber
south grove
#

I genuinely thought this saga was over

paper harness
#

hope he kills you tintin

south grove
#

I didn't unfriend/report him bc I thought it'd be funny

plucky gate
#

damn they are dedicated

#

u should join and win big money

rocky marsh
south grove
#

they've been doing this for like

#

a month already

rocky marsh
#

i had a irl friend send me that

south grove
paper harness
#

no

south grove
#

I'm about to get bullied

grizzled aspen
#

I am also on.

paper harness
#

you are a frog not a friend

grizzled aspen
#

I have my profile offline because one of my coworkers is a huge bitch and will say I'm playing a game when I called in to our boss.

rocky nacelle
south grove
#

Frogs can't talk

#

be real

zealous basin
#

thoughts

frosty herald
#

Made my black templars deathwatch operative bullwark

placid fiber
zealous basin
zealous basin
#

this except a trebuchet

paper harness
#

so ugly

south grove
placid fiber
south grove
#

smyker

#

it's gonna be a bad day

placid fiber
paper harness
#

yeah

#

she not a looker fr

drifting wolf
#

isn't she blind in one eye

placid fiber
south grove
zealous basin
#

id look pretty if i got stabbed

paper harness
zealous basin
#

id just also have a stab wound

plucky gate
#

is this a new tanner video?

pale spindle
zealous basin
#

wounds bro

zealous basin
#

always gotta gave some wounds bro

paper harness
#

cdr to gunner resist

pale spindle
merry flume
#

you guys love shit talking this guy and giving him free views at the same time

zealous basin
#

okay and

pale spindle
#

😎

zealous basin
#

giving someone views doesnt involve me losing anything

#

idc

slender belfry
#

what perk for 2 barrel shotgun

merry flume
#

rent free

gleaming furnace
#

Time

#

Dignity

zealous basin
#

ur weird

paper harness
placid fiber
gleaming furnace
#

Both forever lost when viewing sloptubers

slender belfry
gleaming furnace
#

Like tears in the rain

merry flume
#

its ok i know brainrot is terminal

zealous basin
#

yap yap yap

placid fiber
paper harness
#

meow is rotting irl

#

like a corpse

merry flume
#

molding

zealous basin
#

cheese IS mold

frosty herald
#

Wiped due to a helbrute spawn at the start

merry flume
#

lmao

placid fiber
zealous basin
#

only hard cheeses

placid fiber
#

Tru

zealous basin
#

and you still gotta cut a few inches further than the mold

paper harness
#

@hard nexus corpse

placid fiber
#

and I love cheese

zealous basin
#

i wouldnt thats good cheese man

placid fiber
#

I am paranoid tho

pale spindle
#

@paper harness wait what perks do u use on your zealot curios, SE or SR? 🤔

zealous basin
#

ive hacked the moldy half off a block of cheddar before no worries

#

mycelia cant invisibly spread that far

placid fiber
zealous basin
#

well i do!

#

except cheese

placid fiber
zealous basin
#

cheese IS mold!!!

#

this is a fresh reference

#

ehere is it

placid fiber
vague depot
#

That’s regen right

zealous basin
#

found it

placid fiber
placid fiber
vague depot
#

Got it

spare dome
#

i kinda want some cheese now

placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

cheesus

placid fiber
pale spindle
placid fiber
paper harness
frosty herald
#

Second wipe on reliquary because my armor got destroyed when i landed

placid fiber
#

+36% stamina regen on the knife feels legit amazing and I'm not a stamina type of guy

pale spindle
placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

stam regen works on everything, sprint effic only affects sprinting, and zealot should sliding anyways

#

unless you are some speedrunner doing private games, solo duos etc

frosty herald
#

Never eat moldy bread tho

fleet zealot
#

you will get more out of stam regen

#

in normal gameplay

fleet zealot
frosty herald
#

If even 1 slice has mold the entire bread has it

placid fiber
paper harness
#

you cannot stop me

pale spindle
fleet zealot
#

yea hard cheeses you are supposed to cut an inch from when you last encounter mold

placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

but soft cheeses, breads go in the bin

fleet zealot
pale spindle
#

but Vet has slow stam delay unlike Zealot

placid fiber
paper harness
#

bin it regardless

fleet zealot
#

who has black moldy house, terrible naming in her books, and is a massive transphobe

placid fiber
blissful tendon
placid fiber
blissful tendon
#

fanfiction authors could give this motherfucker a run for her money

pale spindle
#

the problem with delay node is that I could use it on something else

placid fiber
#

With both you can push every 1/2 of a second lol

blissful tendon
#

im convinced recently transitioned people in real life could come up with better names on the spot than jkr

frosty herald
#

How did this derail into shitspewing from a single mention of a moldy bread?

blissful tendon
#

and ive seen someone rename themselves shadow

fleet zealot
placid fiber
#

I used to take both

fleet zealot
pale spindle
fleet zealot
#

if you save cedric, he turns into a death eater!

#

she is terrible even with her own IP

placid fiber
violet hornet
#

Cannot believe the apologists that bought the game for nostalgia despite Rowling going full mask off

pale spindle
hard nexus
#

second aI-II in a row

#

and

#

had 2 carry just as hard

plucky gate
median steeple
grizzled aspen
#

I carried my team to the end event in the metalfab auric mael and they died like hamsters in the end room.

#

One of them just walked off the edge.

median steeple
#

lmao

fleet zealot
#

spoiler this before the mods execute me via bolt pistol

grizzled aspen
#

Another let a poxburster kill him outright.

median steeple
#

damn they really are hamsters

pale spindle
fleet zealot
#

but it sums up harry potter

grizzled aspen
#

Like not enough hp to even survive one blast.

grizzled aspen
#

Yes.

fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
#

The last guy was using mk6 psword and mk10 laspistol and got eaten alive by ragers because he was crutching voc.

hard nexus
# grizzled aspen Yes.

in the beginning of the first one i played, the team wiped in the beginning and i had to single handedly kill 4 beasts of nurgle

grizzled aspen
#

We had a normal cspawn and 2 weakened plogryns all spawn at the same time.

#

I killed all 3.

median steeple
hard nexus
jagged cradle
frosty herald
#

People dont know how to fight chaos marines

hard nexus
fleet zealot
placid fiber
grizzled aspen
#

Fuck it, I'm using plasma.

jagged cradle
#

I really wanna play dt when I get home now…

fleet zealot
placid fiber
paper harness
placid fiber
#

"I'm out to go walk my dog, Voldy"

violet hornet
pale spindle
grizzled aspen
#

NOW ITS A HUNTING GROUND MAELSTROM

#

FUCK THIS GAME MAN

paper harness
#

Harry Potter was always bad

grizzled aspen
#

Yes it was.

jagged cradle
#

Meow carry me later

fleet zealot
placid fiber
violet hornet
#

The people frothing at the mouth to play a Harry Potter game over a decade after it lost relevance weren't winning me over on it lol

ornate bone
#

<What can the zealot class do

placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

and it was just taboo throughout the entire books to say his full name

pale spindle
violet hornet
ornate bone
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
violet hornet
placid fiber
rocky nacelle
median steeple
#

what the fuck

paper harness
grizzled aspen
#

I will now install bg3 to see if the ingame mod manager is actually worth using.

violet hornet
median steeple
#

it's mod io so no

grizzled aspen
placid fiber
paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

my favorite type of load ins

placid fiber
#

Honestly doesn't look half bad tbh

violet hornet
#

That's kinda what I thought lol

grizzled aspen
#

Cleave damage is the dump on ds4.

placid fiber
#

I've seen shit tho

grizzled aspen
#

Can't say for other ds models though.

paper harness
#

Baby mode dclaw

grizzled aspen
#

I forgot that bg3 is like 120gb.

violet hornet