zealot-class

[visual compass]

There's a box you can get on in the Obscura Den Ambush, that forces 90% of the enemies that spawn to target you, but be unable to pathfind to the box you're on. So they just never leave the doors.

[spare talon]

it just sucks to fight alone

[opal star]

should be able to parry the vomit

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-parry-parry-gif-17766572258316137524

[visual compass]

I'm ngl

As a Vet main, I hope the final power sword is one with a charge up parry.

Like you'll REALLY have to time it but

[opal star]

I hope the final power sword is one that can hold a fucking charge

I do NOT have time to be powering that shit up when I’m getting jumped by ragers

[visual compass]

I just want something like they tried to do with the Shovel

[robust quiver]

unless you have some SERIOUS stagger in melee or a shotgun, dont melee fight ragers

[visual compass]

They tried to do something unique with it but it's still not the best

I want more unique weapon specials

[obsidian prairie]

Melee ragers always, it isn't that hard

[opal star]

I don’t be doing that shit on purpose

[visual compass]

I really wish there was a dueling sword with parry

like cmon

[obsidian prairie]

I can't think of a weapon where I don't melee ragers

[spare talon]

@paper harness are you doing another or do i go back to metaphor

[vestal pine]

it isnt hard if you dont care about surviving afterwards

[paper harness]

Pubbing with burger

[vestal pine]

rashad, VoC, Chaticise, etc

[hallow spindle]

I can finally solo bosses to actually see how to fight them better I still dk bout chaos spawn tho 3:1 win rate so far

[obsidian prairie]

chaos spawn is, has, and always will be: ass

At least it isn't fucking Minotaur

[spare talon]

psyk is weird, they are significantly harder to fight there

if you can get good enough to deal with them in there, you will run circles around them in a real game

[paper harness]

ds5 does almost no damage but man is it just so bullshit lmao

[hallow spindle]

Yeah spawn and a mix of dodging and blocking

[wary timber]

Yeah. They suck to fight. funnily enough I preferred minotaur over them BUT I also only played cata on console and will do so on PC

[hallow spindle]

little hard to find a good spot to get a hit in without taking taking too much chip damage

[spare talon]

zealot 1v1 with no additional enemies difficulty goes
plogryn < chaos spawn <<< beast of nurgle <<<<< daemonhost

[obsidian prairie]

What about the ranking with a dclaw

[vestal pine]

mmm mino

[spare talon]

beast of nurgle and daemonhost swap if its in a real game

[paper harness]

I can cheese daemonhosts

[spare talon]

cuz enemies make beast a living hell

[paper harness]

bons are just a fucking cunt

[wary timber]

True id rather fight a chaos spawn over beast of nurgle

[opal star]

swap burgle and daemonhost imo

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

Hosts get fucking bullied

[spare talon]

chaos spawns are really easy to fight once you learn them
if you think theyre hard, you need some more practice with them
the worst part about them is their massive knockback aura on their attacks

[obsidian prairie]

They are more bullshit than hard

Or just really annoying

[spare talon]

yeah some grabs are just like dude what

[obsidian prairie]

The grab dodge is so unintuitive

[vestal pine]

melee marth grab range

[obsidian prairie]

"yeah just dodge twoards it trust me bro"

[visual compass]

I literally have a build I run in pubs sometimes designed to do one thing only. Obliterate BoN.

They're such a DPS check

[spare talon]

my shatter puncture bolter isnt just for armor
that shit is free constant damage against beasts

[hallow spindle]

Excuse me the captain has chip damage?!?!

[spare talon]

and if they turn away from me, free burst dps

[spare talon]

wdym

[visual compass]

Yep, gotta dodge under the tentacle

[vestal pine]

chatti bolter to BoN back will always be satisfying

[hallow spindle]

the sheild existing just chips away at me

[vestal pine]

and then you get slapped by tail and fall off a ledge

[spare talon]

no thats the attack that has 0 animations

its so cool

[hallow spindle]

EH

[spare talon]

been in the game since launch

[vestal pine]

thats a thing?

[spare talon]

the sword captain has an attack pattern with 0 animation and he just looks like hes walking toward you

its uncommon but its real

[visual compass]

Yeah I've seen that

[vestal pine]

so menacing aura

😂

[visual compass]

basically

[hallow spindle]

I hate it

but glad I never notice it in normal gameplay

[spare talon]

i should really let them know

[visual compass]

I wish the boss captains weren't such a joke

[wary timber]

Hah

[spare talon]

cuz that shouldnt still be in the game this long

[vestal pine]

they're not a joke if coupled with 200 special spawns tbh

[hallow spindle]

are they not aware?

[visual compass]

They need to add a modifier to assassination missions that gives them the Hard mode fight effect that the Twins got.

[vestal pine]

you assume fatsharks knows anything

[wary timber]

Usually if you dodge back just as tail lifts your fine. Always anticipate the enemy

[visual compass]

I want a harder boss fight

I want more stuff like the Twins

[vestal pine]

eh
reason twins works is that the gimmick
for the captain i dont think its gonna do much

[wary timber]

Congratulations you get darktide minotaur

[visual compass]

I had so much fun that week that mission came out

[vestal pine]

hardemode twins go down piss poor once one gets down

[hallow spindle]

Gunner ogryn has politely turned your new boss into a pool of blood

[visual compass]

I can 1v1 the Mino from VT2 easy

[wary timber]

Which I would be ok with but a lot of people hate it

[visual compass]

I was GK main

[spare talon]

twins used to be hard
the other day i 3 manned the hardmode with 2 of my friends, one who is still relatively new to darktide

on the first try

[vestal pine]

got nerfed to 60 sec now lol

[visual compass]

Oh yeah, the twins have absolutely been power crept

[hallow spindle]

I mean we could get a new fight with the thing going on with rinda

[visual compass]

Agile as a blessing negates the entire fight

[spare talon]

i dont think we'll be getting a new fight with rinda

[vestal pine]

idk if twins is easy now, cause uhhhhh

[visual compass]

We better

[wary timber]

GK not necessary did it as WHC and have done it as good ol hunter ranger

[spare talon]

we'll likely get something else

[vestal pine]

idiots be dying

[obsidian prairie]

Does saying you use sweep still piss GK mains off?

[hallow spindle]

Imma be honest still yet to beat twins hardmode

[visual compass]

She's listed in the game as the Champion of Admonition

[vestal pine]

probably more idk

[visual compass]

the cult we're fighting

[vestal pine]

sweep is fine but i dont use it

[visual compass]

So

[spare talon]

do you know what it even does

[paper harness]

ngl that was the easiest duo i have ever done

[wary timber]

Sweep is chill I feel. Just not insane dps like anything else.

[hallow spindle]

more wave spam and like more health?

[vestal pine]

xont think we have a duo boss in tide series

[mighty root]

Me spraying smykers with acid

[spare talon]

really
that was my first game of the day and i was doing pretty bad in the second half lmao

[vestal pine]

maaaybe deathrattler counts

[spare talon]

like you probably saw how many burster and sniper shots i ate

[vestal pine]

id like more gimmicky fights

karnak twins was a decent step

wasnt perfect but good enough

[visual compass]

@paper harness Actually, I just realized I have a question you might know the answer too.

[vestal pine]

look at saber with their gimmick bosses

except for the hive tyrant it feels piss poor to fight

[spare talon]

or were you talking about twins duo

[paper harness]

no, the 3vefg

[hallow spindle]

tbh the main reason I've probably never beat bells is cause of teammates, the amount of lvl5 twins fights I've carried is something

[visual compass]

Do you know with the update to Stalwart, does the 10% crit chance Zealot gives to those in his aura when in fury stack with other zealots running the same thing? @paper harness

[vestal pine]

doubt

[spare talon]

the 2nd left piety node doesnt stack with others

[vestal pine]

probably same as aura

[visual compass]

God it would be so good if it did

[spare talon]

and its 10% that it gives to teammates

not 5%

[wary timber]

From what I remember no. Unless you count second phase skitter gate boss. Where the warlock engineer hops off and starts spitting lightning while rat ogre throws fire.

[visual compass]

It's 33% of 15% so 5%

Right?

[vestal pine]

yeah

[spare talon]

its 66% of 15%

[vestal pine]

also hes a grey seer

[visual compass]

Oh wait no

[wary timber]

But rat ogre is like 10hp after that

[visual compass]

It's 66% now

That's awesome!

That's way better than I thought

[wary timber]

Oh thought he was a warlock engineer lol

[vestal pine]

deathratrler usually fucking dies at thay point if you have enough DPS classes

[wary timber]

Yeah

[visual compass]

God imagine if it did though. Free 40% crit chance for a team of all zealot running the same build

[spare talon]

i did notice that it we were nearing the end at like 20ish minutes lmao

which is about a normal time for an average succeeding pub run

[vestal pine]

5% was too low for a free activation rights on the other side lol

10% is better but its psyker crit aura x2 so idk

better i guess

[visual compass]

Exactly

When I'm running that I'm playing support zealot

so being close to the characters with crit builds is my goal

Lots of crit Psyker builds lately

[vestal pine]

people doesnt really rely on crits unless they can get crits natively

and if you get crits natively it doesnt really scale up that much

[spare talon]

my taxe build takes stalwart but not the node after
why would i take a node that benefits my team and not me when i can take a node that benefits me more

[vestal pine]

making 30% crits into 40% isnt that noticable per se

[wary timber]

Yuh which is why I do what I call a crit 'meh build'

[hallow spindle]

Imma be honest I like a support vet appearing in twins

[spare talon]

wheres the math i did

its really goofy

[wary timber]

Its a middle ground but still does dps

[hallow spindle]

more nukes

[spare talon]

heres the potential dr of my build

[visual compass]

Playing a Mark Target vet for a possie of Ogryn was how I 1st beat the Twins on hard

[vestal pine]

this goes the same for yhe 15->25% crit chance but hey more memes i guess

[wary timber]

Congratulations I definitely do math

[spare talon]

look how little these gunners touch me

they deal like 1-2 damage per hit

[visual compass]

Just do 1-((1-(whatever the decimal of the % toughness dmg reduction is)(repeat as necessary))

Easy equation

1-((1-0.05)(1-0.1)(1-0.5) for example would be your bog standard vet.

[wary timber]

Would've took me a ton of trial and error and following dmg reduction properties based off... My screen math. I dunno how to say it lol

[fleet zealot]

tbf support vet is just

dps vet with piss toughness

[hexed igloo]

Support zealot is near invulnerability for a few moments when it's off cooldown

As a chastise fan the holy relic thing is also pretty sick

[spare talon]

there will always be an argument about what counts as a support zealot
cuz many people will say that youre better off just continuing to kill things instead of stopping that to use relic, since youre rendered unable to do anything else while casting it

[lean cairn]

this game is silly unbalanced

[obsidian prairie]

Relic feels very anemic

[lean cairn]

also why does the hellbore lasgun sound so weak

[spare talon]

its compared to shout vet a lot, which does functionally the same thing, doesnt stop you from doing things, and comes off cooldown way faster

[hexed igloo]

I argue using it gives you a pretty fair window to pick up your homies or save them in a tough spot, with the huge toughness boost + the really strong suppression

[paper harness]

and has no fucking spawns

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[light badge]

how does the point blank blessing on the bistol work?
doesn't seem like it does anything

[lean cairn]

dont remember the last time i saw anything other than specials, poxwalkers and bruisers spawn on that end event

[spare talon]

lmao
i had it installed at one point but i disabled it cuz i didnt find the streak thing very fun

but yeah

[hexed igloo]

I've only played a fraction of the amount I have with chastise, and it's cool and all to kill everything before they can hit your team, but the relic really is the play if your team is down/getting mauled

[spare talon]

a general split of 1.1 million damage in a duo auric maelstrom is fucking
bro what

spawn things please

[lean cairn]

imagine 4 people doing 250k each

[hexed igloo]

The suppression on it is crazy, and it gives you a fair moment, more than enough time to pick up a homie as long as you don't get tox flamed

[lean cairn]

i think i'd fall asleep

[paper harness]

just got more in a sniper gauntlet

[spare talon]

thats unreal

how long was that mission tho

cuz this one was 30 min

[light badge]

I've been running HISTG as of late instead of maelstrom when I feel like challenging myself

[misty nova]

20% ranged crit chance after melee kill

[paper harness]

24 min

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-chaos-spawn-ginkgo-fall-gif-4230252786752366838

[light badge]

it feels harder, but also less prone to "you're dead now because beast of nurgle + chaos spawn"

[hexed igloo]

Crit chance cringe all my homies get raw damage increase

[fleet zealot]

smartest shield planter

[median steeple]

the natural end to a shield ogryn

[light badge]

I mixed up the names, mb

the one that gives explosion

[hallow spindle]

Me tryna defend vets MF

[light badge]

on a point blank hit

[median steeple]

lethal prox

[hexed igloo]

oh that's on the bistol I thought I was going insane because I could've sworn it was on the boltgun

[median steeple]

all it does is remove the arming distance so your rounds explode when close

[spare talon]

its cuz depending on the maelstrom, the modifiers can eat up so much of the directors budget without actually creating a harder situation
thats why 3veg can sometimes just a piss easy stroll

[median steeple]

by default all bolt weapons now have an arming distance

[light badge]

ah, I see

[median steeple]

so they wont explode within 5 meters(?)

[light badge]

I thought it'd have like, increased stagger or something

still cool to avoid getting boxed in by poxxers

[median steeple]

it also increases the explosion radius by 25%

[spare talon]

a group of crushers with some being blessed eats up so much budget that could be used on tons of gunner and specialist spawns

not to mention weakened monstrosities that are blessed

[light badge]

kek

[ivory drift]

should've just blocked the knockback, smh

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-true-true-adachi-tohru-adachi-gif-7686386473571447384

[light badge]

you can block knockback

simply find a wall

[median steeple]

sigh bricked

back to gambling

[opal star]

chaos spawn’s insidious crawling attack

[ivory drift]

counterpoint

use your shield and create the wall

[light badge]

wait is it actually

[median steeple]

no

[light badge]

I should've guessed sarcasm from the goku png

but alas

[spare talon]

doesnt boltpistol want collat dumped

[light badge]

I am stupid

[opal star]

dump all stats

[spare talon]

like not the end of the world but still

[fleet zealot]

and lethal proximity buffs nades, and it was tested and it doesn't even need the weapon out

[median steeple]

I honestly wouldn't dump collat but like you don't need mobil either

[fleet zealot]

tho that matters more on vet, only immo nade cares about being bigger really

[light badge]

Its not exactly like I'm pulling out a boltgun to move faster though, tbf

[fleet zealot]

maybe stunstrom? but it's already massive for most areas

[fleet zealot]

yes

[opal star]

throwing knife bigger radius

[light badge]

it gets pulled out to kill the stupid fucking trapper hiding in a horde

[spare talon]

crusher special activation

[median steeple]

I forgot it also does this

peak fatshark

[spare talon]

lethal prox crusher activation radius

[feral falcon]

Chainaxe build? ive always found it a bit underwhelming

[spare talon]

on a heavy attack

[median steeple]

the only time I would ever run LP is for the crusher thing

otherwise

[median steeple]

eh

[wary timber]

I never knew it could be below 60

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1173401290492100718/dtdontcare.gif

[light badge]

🙏

I think it's technically a rounding error

[wary timber]

And I only saw 1 81 stat but the rest was ass so I scraped it

[light badge]

still funny

[wary timber]

Possibly

[fleet zealot]

i see it

[spare talon]

just took a shit and gained 1 luck cuz its the 20th in game

[fleet zealot]

very true

[hard nexus]

i

just played a game using the mk13g chainsword

on zealot

and

i fear that its just the mk3 evis

but better in every way

:(

[paper harness]

[spare talon]

wow really?
thats crazy
but i hate chain weapons

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/cayde6-cringe-dies-from-cringe-cayde69-gif-25037974

[visual stream]

A sneaky marksman build with heavy laspistol feels so yummers

First match I play and I clutch

[hard nexus]

mk13g chainsword does more damage on a rev to carapace than the mk3 evis

and also has better and easier horde clear

[tame mirage]

why

[hard nexus]

and attacks faster

and better dodges

[tame mirage]

lol

[hard nexus]

eughhhh

this

[tame mirage]

I will continue using the chaxe

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hard nexus]

geniunely makes me so fucking sad

like

not even a bit

this makes me very very sad

[visual stream]

The bigger one is supposed to be cooler,...

[hard nexus]

oh also the mk13g has no damage cap.

[paper harness]

we are at the end of gloriana @merry flume

[fading vale]

are people still sleeping on chord

[merry flume]

memory leak xDDDD

[merry flume]

playing with @hard nexus

[hard nexus]

i just never tried it

but

[lusty turtle]

... are you using the evis sweep to do ur rev attack with??

[hard nexus]

yeah

[hard nexus]

h2 on mk3 evis only does about 100 more damage

to carapace

its not really worth it to do

why is the mk3 evis so bad

:(((((((

[lusty turtle]

i thought the profile got updated to match the mk15

[hard nexus]

the mk13g chain sword is just

better

[fading vale]

chord was made silly quite a while ago and had the fastest clear speed of any weapon

[hard nexus]

no, you may have been reading some of my proposed changes in chat, because thats one of the changes i want

i am evis #1 fan

[lusty turtle]

ye actually i think i already suggested that change thats why my wires are crossed

woop

[hard nexus]

and i want to be a playtester solely for the fact that i want to fix the mk3 evis

everything else is whatever

i have written out the changes i want so many times

just please

PLEASE

fatshark

let me fix it

[light badge]

@hard nexus hey

u smell

just wanted to inform u

[hard nexus]

:(

did

cica tell u to say that

i feel like he did

[jagged cradle]

Oh ew something smells in here

[untold lily]

gotta say, that eviscerator build someone recommended to me a while ago works out really well

[spare talon]

its @hard nexus

[untold lily]

Much

[hard nexus]

which one

was probably mine lol

[jagged cradle]

Thanks for the heads up I’ll stay away from them

[hard nexus]

ok wow

[spare talon]

no problem

[jagged cradle]

o7

[hard nexus]

so much hate and for what

[untold lily]

I forgor

[spare talon]

just being a silly little guy

[hard nexus]

well what’s the build

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie OH FUCK

[untold lily]

Starts with right path to Blades of Faith, then shenanigances to the left for Benediction, then continues down for Fury of the Faithful, then continues down to Blazing Piety.

[jagged cradle]

Maybe a shower would help ?

[paper harness]

free +1 right now

[opaque island]

this advice has helped me alot

[merry flume]

got one more in me before i get in vr

gonna play with meow

[wary timber]

Three of these is eat or workout

[jagged cradle]

Good advice tbh

[spare talon]

how am i supposed to sleep eat and shower at the same time 24/7

[hard nexus]

i showered an hour ago :(

[paper harness]

we were at the end of the map lmao

[opaque island]

i think then you gotta accept its a deeper problem and should probably look at getting professional help

[jagged cradle]

Clearly not right,I’m nose blind yet you’re bringing my senses back :(

[jagged cradle]

Creep !!!

[spare talon]

ok but saying "it is what it is" is quick and free

[opaque island]

im bout to throw some shade

nvm im just gonna go eat

:^)

[jagged cradle]

Coward…?

[opaque island]

true and factual, but does it really fix anything?

[spare talon]

yeah
it fixes the fact that youre not saying "it is what it is"

[jagged cradle]

Definitely fixes most things

[opaque island]

why some people gotta make their entire online personality based around a indie animated webshow? i guess its better than just doxxing yourself

I find doing something. usually fixes things better and more permanently

[light badge]

ghost hit, into my team just not shooting the dog

[jagged cradle]

If you keep finding temporary solutions it’s basically permanent

[light badge]

I hate it here

[hexed igloo]

In the same vein, if you feel like shit, have a shower, get dressed, eat something.

You'll either feel better, or be better equipped to deal with whatever going on

[spare talon]

i know someone who after seeing murder drones learned blender exclusively to make a pfp, emotes, and stickers for their murder drones OC and its the most 13 year old design ever and they will waste no chance to respond in any situation with one of their OCs emotes despite it not being good as an actual emote\

[paper harness]

I learned blender to make shit animations we are not the same

[jagged cradle]

Passion is passion can’t fault it even if you think it’s weird

[paper harness]

I think you can

[spare talon]

i used to actually speak to them
in conversations

but i cant really do that anymore
cuz 80% of their messages are stickers of their oc

[paper harness]

Fucking hell

[jagged cradle]

Nvm I take back what I said

[paper harness]

Are they 13

[spare talon]

theyre a little older than me iirc

[obsidian prairie]

You dumb bitch

[spare talon]

idk how long its been capped like that

doubt its been that long but still

[obsidian prairie]

I am a self proclamed dumbass

[jagged cradle]

Bitch is dumb ?

[obsidian prairie]

and not even I am that bad

[opal star]

hey darktiders what’s going on tonight

[misty nova]

Lots of lag

[jagged cradle]

Gonna solo play in abit probably

[misty nova]

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693362593758445608/1299930203035930664/2923011215396497893.mp4?ex=671efdd7&is=671dac57&hm=9f90cfbc23a7cdd44e2d01a7d5af599ce853e96eef180b135fa7ac27b027460d&

[jagged cradle]

Mostly because I’m too scared to join any vc

[median steeple]

I mean like

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1291815590297866331/ezgif-7-8f58465034.gif

[median steeple]

most of the randoms who don't speak in here are like

are a different type of creature

[jagged cradle]

That is tru

[median steeple]

have had some encounters of the third kind in here

[jagged cradle]

How ominous

[spare talon]

i cant stand when im in a vc here with a friend and a random just joins the vc unprompted and goes "so what are we doing guys"

like fuck off
no one invited you
we're literally not even playing darktide atm

[jagged cradle]

Noted I’ll do that next time

[light badge]

🙏

[jagged cradle]

Nice

[hard nexus]

was it you and i

where that happened

and we set our nicknames to NOT PLAYING DARKTIDE

[spare talon]

it could have been once

[hard nexus]

or was that someone else

[spare talon]

YES

it was that

either it was with you or someone else

[hard nexus]

it was us

[spare talon]

but ihave done that before

[hard nexus]

then

what were we playing

[spare talon]

idk what game it was

[hard nexus]

hunt showdown

i think

[spare talon]

that was it

[hard nexus]

also

laspistol sucks

and there is one single thing

that the mk3 evis can do that the chainsword cannot

[spare talon]

dont let dorn catch you saying that

[hard nexus]

and thats cleave then saw

on a rev attack

thats it

[jagged cradle]

What’s wrong with the laz pistol :(

[hard nexus]

thats the only thing its better at

[light badge]

she's so stupid

[drifting wolf]

baby laser

[hard nexus]

mmmmm 160 damage to maniac

yummers

[jagged cradle]

This is why you smell :/

[hard nexus]

her name is dipshit and she is wanted for 40 crimes across atoma

[hard nexus]

its just so shit

[light badge]

YOU'RE SHIT

LASPISTOL IS FUCKING AWESOME

[hard nexus]

it sucks so bad

[light badge]

NUH UH

[jagged cradle]

I like you name I do enjoy melee psyker !

[hard nexus]

when would i ever use it on zealot

[spare dome]

have you tried shooting them in the head

[hard nexus]

i hate you name

[hard nexus]

still does shit for damage against a rager

[jagged cradle]

Maybe this is player error that’s making you think this

[hard nexus]

ill have you know

i am

i forgot

actually

[spare dome]

its 1000dps to the dome and 2500dps if youre critmaxxing

[hard nexus]

where iw as going with that

[jagged cradle]

What did I do?!?!

So rude tbh

[hard nexus]

i was being contrarian

to what u said

including the typo

[jagged cradle]

Uh huh

[hard nexus]

yeah i also dont like clicking 400 times per second to get max dps

[spare dome]

in fact laspistol has this funny quirk where it does stupid flak damage compared to any other armor type

[hard nexus]

evis does this too

[jagged cradle]

You people have auto clickers for a reason

[spare dome]

these are very good numbers for having zero other buffs applied

[light badge]

double checking, with deadly accurate can I just double all the crit weakspot numbers here?

[hard nexus]

where it does more to flak than other armor types

also

darktide just threw a memory leak

eugh

[spare dome]

on a weapon with zero draw time, zero recoil, and basically no hipfire deviation

[hard nexus]

thats the first time in a while

[jagged cradle]

I do love me a good laz pistol on psyker

[hard nexus]

no, DA increases the additional damage

[spare dome]

DA would turn a flak crit headshot from 1000 to 1500

[hard nexus]

yeah

that

[light badge]

gotcha

[jagged cradle]

Oh wait yeah I hat your name more !

[drifting wolf]

juffo-wup

[light badge]

I just need it to delete ragers faster

[hard nexus]

for example, on unarmored, a body shot does 461, and a crit weakspot does 921, so the number thats increased is 460, the difference between the two

[light badge]

understood, thanks

[hard nexus]

yarp

[jagged cradle]

Fine you win

For now

[hard nexus]

i always win

because

[hard nexus]

do not dark souls 3 point down at me

[jagged cradle]

Why shouldn’t I you deserve it

[hard nexus]

no

im swag

[jagged cradle]

I think

[hard nexus]

u cant handle it

[jagged cradle]

Where’s your proof

[hard nexus]

uhmhmmhmmmm

idk

sawg

swag

[jagged cradle]

Where’d your friend cant they confirm this

[hard nexus]

my discord account is older than urs

therefor

i am swag

[light badge]

also putting this here because dead chat lol #psyker-class message

[hard nexus]

i have a lot of friends

youll have 2 be more specific

[jagged cradle]

Can any of them say you’re swag

[hard nexus]

probably just psykinetic dampeners or something

stuff to help manage perils

[hard nexus]

@copper hawk

he can

but he is also

not awake rn

@median steeple

psycho can say im swag

uhmmmmmm

para will just call me smelly

so will cole

herm

hermemrmrmrm

[jagged cradle]

I’ll take a nap while you figure this out

[spare dome]

best you can do is a two shot kill with Anoint in Blood + Flak/Maniac + IJ

[light badge]

"if we attach phillips head screws to the freaks' faces, they're less likely to be possessed"

sounds about right

[spare dome]

assuming you land two headshots anyway

[hard nexus]

you should be able to inspect the helmet

[spare dome]

puncture can make the two shots kill

[hard nexus]

and read its description

it might have some kind of explanation

[light badge]

believe me that's the first place I looked

lmao

[spare dome]

run n gun can also do it but that involves sprinting at ragers... which i do not recommend

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

helpful

[jagged cradle]

I think it’s safe to say you’re not swag like at all

[hard nexus]

i am

literally

so swag

i am,,.,

Ms. Swag

no

i am

lady swagsalot

i am literally

LITERALLY

the swag asian

[drifting wolf]

jane swagger

[hard nexus]

because nobody will get that reference

this is what its to

[jagged cradle]

Please never say that again

I beg

[hard nexus]

do u not fuck with lady swagsalot

what about

lady yapsalot

because i am both of those

[jagged cradle]

I don’t fuck with it unfortunately

[hard nexus]

i yap....

[jagged cradle]

I can tell…

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

brcoken..,..

[visual stream]

I am the kawaii girl (middle-aged man)

[jagged cradle]

Ah a furry !!?!

[hard nexus]

no

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-transforming-alpha-wolf-gif-6432736498821284148

[hard nexus]

just a wolp

i love wolps

[jagged cradle]

Wolp?

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-wolf-wolf-funny-wolf-silly-what-if-it-was-gif-18250758287535286389

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolves-wilderness-wild-wolf-snow-gif-5611738

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/sasha-wolfdog-wolp-wolfdog-gif-307456939725271948

[opaque island]

to be a cringy teenager again...now im just a cringey adult

[hard nexus]

funny way 2 type wolf

[ornate bone]

I love the volcanic eyebrow

Really adds a layer

[jagged cradle]

I forgot most 40k people are old

[light badge]

cringey adult is more fun

being that cringe unironically was uh

yikes

[jagged cradle]

I know just never seen that way before

[paper harness]

sever crash

[hard nexus]

i love dis gif

[hard nexus]

uh oh

did someone use no bots

[paper harness]

hate this game

[jagged cradle]

Love

[hard nexus]

no

hate.

i must hate,

[jagged cradle]

Is that why you hate me

[hard nexus]

no

im just

swag

[jagged cradle]

Still no

Not at all

[hard nexus]

i dont have work tomorrow

we r so back

but i do have work on monday

:(

i just

be sayin shit

[drifting wolf]

im cringe and thats based

[jagged cradle]

Haha I don’t have work

Loser

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cring-kek-based-wreck-it-ralf-cringe-kek-based-wreck-it-ralf-gif-19895202

[hard nexus]

ok leech

go get welfare or something

[jagged cradle]

Not leech I’m doing college

[hard nexus]

ohg

ok nerd

[jagged cradle]

I’m 18 you hag ?

[hard nexus]

dweeb!

i am not a hag

i am 22

[jagged cradle]

That’s haglet then

[hard nexus]

that

sounds very close to a slur

mods.

kill this guy,

[jagged cradle]

Did you just assume my gender

[paper harness]

the gun is loaded

[hard nexus]

mods

[jagged cradle]

Mods ban her

[hard nexus]

kill this woke.

[paper harness]

I will not have meow killed

[hard nexus]

whuh

[hard nexus]

yippee!!

dorn will protect me

i think

is what that means

[jagged cradle]

Hey let’s talk about this shall we?

How about some bargaining

[light badge]

so, I wanted to test the breakpoint for ragers, and missed it barely

and

god damn

[light badge]

I always forget how gnarly this game's gore is

[hard nexus]

thunder hammer light on a maulers face

[jagged cradle]

Shoot a few in a maulers head looks cool

[hard nexus]

it looks super funny

[drifting wolf]

slint dent in the back

[hard nexus]

just fuck my shit up

[jagged cradle]

So uh truths ?

[hard nexus]

huh

[median steeple]

swag

[hard nexus]

see

[light badge]

man I'm dead

[hard nexus]

hi psycho

[drifting wolf]

poke a bulwark with a pickaxe

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296566579504611458/1299077622982119494/gay_thoughts.gif

[hard nexus]

i loved those tiktoks

[jagged cradle]

Let’s put this all behind us

[hard nexus]

man im dead as fuck

[jagged cradle]

You don’t smell that bad

[hard nexus]

💀

i smell

amazing

i actually do rn

i used my new lotion

i smell like fruit

[jagged cradle]

Sure sure I believe you totally definitely

[hard nexus]

in b4 someone calls me gay

[jagged cradle]

100%

[spare dome]

i smell like a fresh cigarette

[hard nexus]

eugh

cigerettes smell so gross im ngl to u

[spare dome]

hey I said fresh

[hard nexus]

that does NOT make it better

[spare dome]

lmao

[light badge]

I smell of tap water

and soap

[hard nexus]

cigerettes fresh or stale r gross

[light badge]

unscented soap gang

[jagged cradle]

I smell like coconuts

[hard nexus]

i smell like "fruit smoothie"

and

my lips taste like strawberry

because of the lip balm i used

today was a bit of a self care day

[jagged cradle]

You wear lip balm at home ?

[hard nexus]

to moisturize my lips

yeah

[light badge]

@hard nexus it astounds me that they let you anywhere near a military regiment

how do you not get clocked

[hard nexus]

since when was i in the military

[light badge]

what

[hard nexus]

ur getting me mixed up with cica

lmfao

[light badge]

ah fuck

mb

[hard nexus]

lmfao

epic

FAIL

!

[jagged cradle]

Lmao

[light badge]

similar vibes

you're both incredibly queer

[hard nexus]

girls r pretty cool......

[jagged cradle]

I can see it

[light badge]

cica's just in denial

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-brother-true-smoke-gif-23157983

[jagged cradle]

Girls a ew they have diseases and such

[hard nexus]

girls r pawesome

especially tall girls

and alt girls

and and and and and

and

and

[jagged cradle]

Wait

Wait

Hold on

Yore right

[hard nexus]

waiting....

[hard nexus]

i tend to be

[jagged cradle]

I like girls with short hair

Dream girl

[hard nexus]

girls with short or long hair r pretty

i just

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie

[hard nexus]

am very very queer

[jagged cradle]

I couldn’t tell by now

[light badge]

girls, pretty

[obsidian prairie]

Strohl my beloved

[light badge]

end of sentence

boys also pretty

everyone pretty actually

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-battle-fantasy-moab-slime-gif-8723995265397746097

reminds me o this

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-crustacean-abundance-crabs-walk-gif-23330641

[jagged cradle]

Tru I do look pretty good in a skirt

[hard nexus]

this is true

however

my taste in men is

super

SUPER

specific

to the point where idek it

[jagged cradle]

How specific?

[hard nexus]

its kind of just

really weirdly specific if i find a man attractive or not

[spare dome]

its totally smokers

[hard nexus]

no

no its not

smoking is attractive in art but never IRL

[light badge]

dad bods > everything else

[spare dome]

maybe im an art

[jagged cradle]

Tell us already I’m too curious yap away like you always do

[spare talon]

i need to obtain photoshop on this pc
cuz i made that in an obtained version of premiere pro like an absolute idiot

[light badge]

reminder:
both of these are hot

[hard nexus]

would i be insane if i said i dont find either attractive

[spare talon]

i dont find either attractive

[jagged cradle]

Are you insane ?

[hard nexus]

you’re also straight

idiot

[spare talon]

and

[jagged cradle]

I agree

[hard nexus]

hi psycho

[jagged cradle]

I’m a psycho now?

[hard nexus]

no

i saw psycho typing

[spare talon]

yes

youre a psycho now

[hard nexus]

@median steeple

come back

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

[hard nexus]

there he is

[jagged cradle]

Is it because I like the obscurus ?

[hard nexus]

yes

[opal star]

lasgun barrels are prolly clean asf

[jagged cradle]

But it’s cool I promise…

[obsidian prairie]

I need to fight a boss that repels all damage, reduces party max hp to 300, does poison spam, and has like 25000 fucking health

[spare talon]

it isnt in its current state

[jagged cradle]

Good thing I played far cry 3 I was made for this

[obsidian prairie]

Its 2 of 4

I am going to explode

[hard nexus]

fc3 was peak

fc5 was also peak

i never played 4

[jagged cradle]

Not at all but…. I like it alot

[hard nexus]

new dawn sucked

fc6 was bad

[jagged cradle]

Play 4 you goober !

[hard nexus]

i have

a lot of games i have to get through

[spare talon]

never actually played a fc game

[hard nexus]

namely SH2

and frostpunk 2

what if instead of frostpunk

[jagged cradle]

Sh2?

[hard nexus]

it was

frotpunk

[hard nexus]

silent hill 2 remaster

[median steeple]

frostpunk2 is so good

PLAY IT

[jagged cradle]

Ohhh

[hard nexus]

frotpunk 2…

[spare talon]

i was about to make an extremely distasteful joke with this abbreviation
but i dont want mods to get mad at me

[hard nexus]

don’t worry i was thinking it too

[jagged cradle]

This reminds me I need to play more ffxiv

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296566579504611458/1299077622982119494/gay_thoughts.gif

[spare talon]

people liked it so much they made a sequel

das crazzy

[hard nexus]

i think it every time i see it abbreviated it

[jagged cradle]

You can’t just say that and not continue

[spare talon]

meow got it

[hard nexus]

i’m just…

so swag

[jagged cradle]

Go ahead meow

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-one-hold-on-bro-let-him-cook-shockwave-soundwave-gif-7615077625664014253

[hard nexus]

current situation

[spare talon]

yeah thats me rn

im dipshit

[hard nexus]

i am also dipshit

[jagged cradle]

I’ll call you that if you want

[hard nexus]

whoever created dipshit

like

as a term

is brugistucl

beusiguflg

beuatiful

beautfiul

[jagged cradle]

Is that even a language

[hard nexus]

beuticul

[spare dome]

almost there

[hard nexus]

beautiful

beautiful

got it!

[median steeple]

botanical

[spare talon]

you finally got it, stan

[obsidian prairie]

Nice stan impression

[hard nexus]

i am NOT stan

[jagged cradle]

Good job you’re so smart

[hard nexus]

stan is STINKY

[jagged cradle]

You’re also stinky

🤨

[hard nexus]

i did it before stan ever did

[spare talon]

and you talk about your stink quite often

[hard nexus]

no

i have mentioned it only a couple times

[spare dome]

dingdong is my goto insult

[hard nexus]

but my grubs

[violet hornet]

Meow about to bust out the tortilla chips and sour cream

[jagged cradle]

wtf ew

[hard nexus]

( @grizzled aspen ) always send the screenshots of it

[jagged cradle]

Just use salsa like a normal person

[hard nexus]

huh

??

i don’t like either of those things

[violet hornet]

And try to teach German to kids with a tenuous grasp of any language

[hard nexus]

i’m lost

[violet hornet]

That's because you're a normal human and not Stan

[jagged cradle]

Wdym you don’t like tortilla chips

[hard nexus]

ohhh

lmfao

[hard nexus]

i don’t like chips in general

[violet hornet]

Well they're both fine on their own it's just an odd thing to eat together without other ingredients

[jagged cradle]

…

[hard nexus]

i like some of them but not many

pringles bbq are ok

[jagged cradle]

That’s it I’m saying that one f word

[hard nexus]

erm

mods.

[jagged cradle]

Fruit

[hard nexus]

kill this guy..

[spare talon]

stans food got nothing on what i order from the breakfast mcdonalds menu

[jagged cradle]

I did no crime so I won’t pay a dime !!!

[hard nexus]

i am

sleepy

for some reason

fixing my sleep schedule

made it so i get tired at reasonable times

who could’ve seen this coming

[jagged cradle]

This is for the best

[hard nexus]

i’m not gonna sleep yet

but i will soon probably

[jagged cradle]

Aw

Unfortunate

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-4-persona-4-golden-tohru-adachi-adachi-gif-3655518354387021266

[jagged cradle]

Thanks I will be using this now I appreciate your contribution

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-true-true-adachi-tohru-adachi-gif-7686386473571447384

[vague depot]

Do you try to stun bulwarks with ds special through the shield or while they’re swinging

[jagged cradle]

o7

I should probably play the video game now

[hard nexus]

probably

[median steeple]

ngl today was the first time I got on darktide since the 12th

[copper hawk]

Meow has puppygirl swag

[spare talon]

NOOOOO

[copper hawk]

This has been fact checked by true Atoma felinids !

[jagged cradle]

Thanks for the confirmation

[copper hawk]

[jagged cradle]

I like the Felix btw

[copper hawk]

I am arigatoful wire kun sama san

[spare talon]

i posted 10 adachi embeds and hadron ate them

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[jagged cradle]

Id like to say a lot of things but uh keep doing you

[hard nexus]

yall can’t handle my puppygirl swag

[jagged cradle]

Sure sure you have swag I guess…

[hard nexus]

psycho AND cica have both confirmed my swag

my grubs

@copper hawk @median steeple do u accept being my grubs

[jagged cradle]

Can I become a grub

Bugs are cool

[jagged cradle]

Too much man

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[spare talon]

There's more

i can keep going

[jagged cradle]

These are pretty good actually

But you should save the rest for another day

[hard nexus]

sry u need to be a zealot chat regular first

[spare talon]

the last one is vile

[hard nexus]

is that a yes

[hearty nebula]

hi again nerds

[jagged cradle]

But but i usually play psyker

As of recently:(

[light badge]

Not really

I have a type and I'm aware that type isn't exactly everyone's cup of tea

[hard nexus]

sry have 2 kill u

[jagged cradle]

Indubitably

[jagged cradle]

What why

[drifting wolf]

psyker bad

[hard nexus]

oh to be a grub of mine u also have to ping me anytime anyone asks for advice on an evis

i am

evis #1 fan

[jagged cradle]

What do you use on it then

Miss know it all

[jagged cradle]

But I play gym psyker I’m one of the good ones I promise

[reef plume]

what are the best blessings/perks for shock maul?

[jagged cradle]

Time to read a wall of text I can feel it

[light badge]

Total psyker death

[hard nexus]

depends on the build and mk, mk3 on standard IJ wants savage sweep rampage

mk3 crit wants perfect strike shred

mk15 wants rampage with either shred or bloodthirsty

[drifting wolf]

roundhouse kick psyker

[light badge]

Behead psykers

[drifting wolf]

shove psykers into lockers

[light badge]

Dropkick psyker infants

[jagged cradle]

Very different from what I use intresting interesting ty for the info

[hard nexus]

what do you use

[copper hawk]

If anything IM the grublord

I invited u 2 play hunt the first time

[hard nexus]

no i am NOT your grub

[copper hawk]

AND got snoodle and all of us together

[jagged cradle]

Mk15 shred opportunist it can one shot crushers with a rev crit

[copper hawk]

AND bugged u to make the gc

[hard nexus]

we can be co-grublords

[copper hawk]

AND added ppl 2 it

I spend my whole flippin life playin meowtch meowker !!

When is someglooper gonna match w ME

[hard nexus]

you don’t need opportunist for that, just +elites or + carapace

[jagged cradle]

Ah I see

[copper hawk]

If u liked it then u shoulda put a ring on it

If u liked it then u shoulda put a collar on it

[hard nexus]

ok to be fair

[copper hawk]

Wah oh oooh ah ah oooh-oh oh

[hard nexus]

2 people didn’t really work out there

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

U win some u lose some