#zealot-class
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ruiner of the youth's education
omg its stank
WTF
i bet you tell them to drink soda
oh hey taco stank
or even worse
ADRADVAO IM GOING TO DROWN YOU IN OEANUT BUTTER
diet soda
to pretend they arent getting fat
thats a new one

Why would you turn on me like this
the fall of taco stank.
This is how I feel every day 
so sad
Minor spelling mistakes and everyone jumps on me
the rise and fall of stank
Oh I forgot about this
i kinda wish i had saved the part where you told us where your pretzel stash was
the machinations of stank's mind
are an enigma.

More health means the damage replenishment talents are more effective. Corruption res is must take idc what anyone says. Tbws is an unnecessary crutch. I would take second wind but i dont want to remove anything
Cats can’t be hovercraft
Where did I say it was
I forgot
What diff do you play
i dont remember, in a drawer hidden somewhere i think
What Diff
no stan(k)....
All of that, just to die to a bug.
thats a noob moment.....
This is out of context
there was no context! hence the long bit of silence in the beginning
In heresy you have to make vital decisions whereas in damnation it’s just rush rush rush
no stan(k)
No
You can never combo off or be the most effective in damnation
Cuz it’s just too frantic
There's this new game called SUPERVIVE that's as fun as League gameplay without the cock and ball torture parts but as a battle royale
The context was in the convo with my friends
i know of that 1
it looked interesting
HISTG Damnation and Maelstrom you have to think lmao
League mentioned chat jump me with hammers
the trailer was cringe though
jesus now the youtube ads i keep getting are in discord
I’m just joking lol
BRs being less cancer than mobas

I’m trying to be a troll
for supervive
I’ve been forced to retreat at times cause of the sheer enemy and elite spam
TBH this one yeah
For the record I don’t believe what I just said
What if cook and bell torture is whattt I want
also having "pro gameplay" in the title
Nevermind
how can 1 be so based
You know what I mean
Corruption resist is garbage, the enemies that apply corruption directly are easily avoidable, no gunner damage resist means you get instant killed, no twbs means you get stun locked by multiple gunners, health stacking without any form of toughness replenishment relies on you playing back line to be able to sustain in melee
dorn his youtube video says pro gameplay in title
does yours?
didnt think so
noob ass
Coherency regen is just pointless because you maybe get 2000 points of regen a game though it instead of 15% flat every dodge
I HOPE NOBODY THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT MY HERESY COMMENTS
i mean, heresy is harder if you're pubbing typically
Heresy
Instead of public matches
You think so?
There’s no specialists
you generally have to carry more, granted i haven't played heresy in a million years but i remember getting some fantastically shit players
clip of the day
how the fuck arent you getting hit
sure is boring around here
staggering them
if only there was sparking zero fans
6 gunners all shooting
yes
but conveniently not at you
I had a high shock a few mins ago with a vet who did 10x his melee damage with ranged
And uses 3/4 of total ammo used
uninstall scoreboard its not good for you
Skin that vet now
No mercy no remorse
I was playing martydom Rashad, easiest run I have ever done lmao
classic
The arguement "corruption res isn't important because corruption is easily avoidable" is so braindead. STUN is easily avoidable, thats why twbs is a crutch. But show me 1 monstrous specialists game where you don't receive significant corruption and I'll give you that
He did 700 damage to himself
Sure
Stun is avoidable mfers when the gunner group instantly snaps onto you and stun locks you into a toughness break into down
its called MOVETECH
Reaction time 🤷♂️
bro thinks hes neo

Yeah my bad
I should clearly stand down when it comes to hitscan I don’t know what I’m talking about
if you arent killing the gunner or pre getting into cover before getting stun locked down
thats on you
but reaction time has nothing to do with that
so
lmfao
if only i had a crutch that removed the annoying ranged stun
sigh
I’ve really only had instant stunlock into down from gunners happen like
Once
In the last two months
Exactly
But it’s beyond annoying
Hmm yes
ur clearly having less fun than me then
This isn’t proving your point
Interrupted on revives
imagine not diving gunners every chance you got
lmfao
Let me just use up another 3 talent points to get something that stops 1 thing from happening for 1 game a month
Exact reason why I don’t revive when gunners are present on HISTG+
theres no "what if" it happens I make sure to have pre cautions to make sure it doesnt happen ever
what if
"twbs is a crutch" users when they get stunlocked across the map into a crusher overhead or trapper net
why you shittalking immo grenade
use a no point talent tree
that point no one will bitch about what you use
what if you didnt get off sparking
I've always use knifes but someone mentioned the fact rending can make immo op
android user...
fusion abuser
i only use 19 when i want to be evil
and even then I could be 10x more aids
probably
Why not use precog on a right side of piety build
you dont need 3 more points
sorry 😭
On the build that started this its 3
My conceptual idea for opening into the blitz is to do the same as vet has
its mid
anoint purge and sainted gunslinger/emperor's bullet
bolter doesnt need it
peak
Good toughness replenishment passives on each path
gun zealot
go back to #veteran-class with the pink monster drinkers
Gun zealots be using more ammo than troglodyte gunluggers
It’s so jover for duo maps man
I use bolter with tknives so I have the right to take all the ammo from my team
As long as its boltgun not pistol 
so tru so tru
check out my new build, think I'm gonna post it on reddit for all the new players
MIDDLE TREE BAD
also how do you not have the one good node in the middle
Should taken left top
crutch
nah mines better
Stuns
yes 
I do see the utility for revives
Because you can’t afford revive speed on the curios for martydom
This is the best zealot build ever
pro gameplay
certified
The warhammies should go in always coal tier
thammer/crusher
Wait take the stun one instead of attack speed
how is jct worse than tanner?
It’s the hit list
Tanner can play the game
the (s)hit list
I saw a YouTuber make a crappy build with a power maul and failed to chain heavies or activate it ever then said it didn't feel good
it made my blood boil
I hope you learn how to play the game
i dont take advice from noobs
Witch list
what does soz mean
if they dont work on gunners
They do
The dope
SO WHATS THE POINT
Snipers get completely turned off by smokes
A SHREDDER WOULD DO MORE
Smoke has the optimal pathing for agile
A STUN WOULD DO MORE
Throw it on an objective, enemies won't attack the guy in it
throw a smoke in a doorway, bombers won't throw through it and shooters will push through the smoke in a choke point
And yet, people still go nuts about running smokes...
Enemies that need los won't attack
erm i cant see
I don’t like it blinding me
🤓
Dogs trappers flamers
And it fucking sucks
I have all psyker effects turned off


It's literally no worse than running a vent purge.
Hmmm theres a smoke grenade out maybe it does something.........
I do not understand people that cry about that.
I would never run a vent purge unless the high shocks suck
I need to do that, getting really tired of being visually flashbanged everytime I get matched with a Soyker
people hate vent purge (not me)
so yknow how it is
ran in where they can see you
no vent purge not the psyker ability/staff vent purge as in snipers and fog
I just wish people who used smokes actually used them properly
or right
99% of vets dont
smoke was working you just zealoted out
AAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE SMOKES
I feel like cancer maxxing
THEY DO NOTHING
the proper way to use smokes is to never use them until you're extracting then throw all of them inside the ship
OTHER THAN BLIND YOUR TEAM
helldivers 2 cosplay
if that's blinding you you have eye problems I'm sorry
Proper way to use them is never use them in the first place
piss shit and fart
Besides the only “proper” way to use it imo is mark where you’ll toss it and it better be to the fucking side and not directly on the crusher horde
I’ll straight up barrel people if they throw them in melee hordes
you're doing it wrong
all of you are doing it wrong
queue gloriana with smokes
throw them on the beginning cat walk
start having fun with barrels
Watch your team die
your team will appreciate it
Lmao
I love my darktide hotbox edition
Sounds like heresy to me
by the stair case
Yup
🕵️
Accidentally hit it
chaos spawn into bulwark spam
Bulwarks chaining shove attack
and DH on the cat walk as always
so you have to go into the cramp ass hallways
with a CS and 5 bulwarks
Right next to the door spawn so it’s nearly unavoidable
I’ve seen so many Psykers and Ogryns die to that spawn
Fucking like 1 veteran and 1 zealot
the power of parkour hugging that little blockade by the wall
But loads of Psykers and Ogryns lmao
1 chorus zealout and that area is a cakewalk.
Simply push the dh off into the void.
BoN spawns
She will freeze solid before she touches any objects.
turns off chorus
Yeah but it’s Chorus
whoops
See, I hear you, however, excoriate the heretic.
chorus = potential man
sad
shroud field/loner = we need something to replace these
or at least loner
Yeah potential to drop an insane amount of DPS
Chorus could do what Meow suggested and have an aux node that lights shit on fire.
It’s SHIT!!!!!
its still paying for the sins of uh, being able to chain stun monstrosities on release
Every pulse would do 2 stacks of fire on everything in range.
Also the overtoughness and stagger should be baked in.
Zealot tree rework
Becoming as bloated as Psyker and Veteran
Coming eventually next year
lets get baked
checks out we're still paying for the emperor's gamer moments
repentance is long
No, no, I'm just suggesting that chorus be made to fit the status quo of EVERY OTHER ABILITY IN THE GAME.
That is, to say, no mandatory point taxes.
zealot tree def needs a rework (at least the keystones aren't fucked to death turds like ogryn's tho)
nuh uh
zealot needs rashad buffs
marty buffs
momentum nerfs
and book buffs
basically nerf everything that people play aside from tank zealot
Shut up!
no
reddit told me i need to be supporting and tonk for the team
reddit can barely support themselves
just allow coherency regen in melee from either ewew or loner
buffing martyrdom lol no
we shouldn't buff shit just cause it's scary to the average player
more optional nodes yes, I can agree, cause that is investment
yes thats exactly why we should buff them
Just play shield ogryn, plant when you see the first enemy and never unplant
we also need to buff book
no book needs to be reworked
no buff book
throw it in the bin and try again
I'm so glad they put absolute joke blessings on shield so that ignorant shieldgryns can continue to build it horribly
me watching ogryn use l1 on shield instead of h1 😭
it would be cool if the crit keystone gave u some more interaction with crits to go with the crit chance
Make it activate only when you say vacuum capsule
😃
make it voice activated but it only works if you keep chanting the national anthem of sweden on vc
Ogryn is fucked as a whole
who speaks of martyrdom buffs
ordering a papa johns should i get two papadias or 1 pibba
reddit apparently
me i am the ambassador of reddit
die
what is a pibba
they must burn
watch your language.
Pibba johns?
the only buff to book I can imagine is merging the node immediately after it because why in the fuck is chorus suppressing enemies separate yet mandatory
i think i'm doing 2 papadias cause i can get 2 different flavor set ups
one chicken alfredo one pepperoni pizza
it's like their idea on a calzone
u should get a kilo of lean meat and make a hearty winter stew
I don't wanna go to the kitchen the old people stare at me
fatshark can't fix ogryn b/c they can't afford a bad review storm from nerfing/replacing glugger ult
stare back 
Turn the martyrdom into Power 
I mean strength buffs
ey pisser
premium cancer maxxing
sniffing
can't too autism
is it pog
offendermaxxer
i heard taunt is really overpowered too
unironically tho im the only foreigner in this dorm and i'm the only one cooking semi traditional stuff 
taunt is just kinda shit
just go on your phone and ignore people
taunts good when the ogryn knows what he is doing
compared to free 90% dr
it's just like, a less buffing voc
gotta replace everything a specific person doesnt like
and breaks a lot of enemy pathing/logic
(asks android 19 to be banned from online)
🕵️
i am right
it doesn't have the overtoughness but it's still a big aoe instant disruption
nu uh
he is a blight on online sparking
Taunt is actually my fav ogryn ult rn
mf can charge his ki bar to max from a single grab
i like charge
cause i'm a boomer brained
my noob ass coulda followed up after grabs
cause you have no meter
i just forgor to press dash into X/square
Still cannot belive ogryn chat has deluded themselves into thinking coherency regen is worthwhile
idk why it turns off when enemies are close
i asked them to turn it off
idk how they would fit it
1x sniper 2x gunner 3xhp 3x toughness
like it'd be perfectly fine if it just DIDN'T turn off
where would you put it?
Because constant free toughness regen kind of a bad idea
dont they think revive speed is bad
brb sending hounds at you
ah yes compared to the alternative of no toughness
revive speed unironically would have saved atlas and I in 3 games
2 heavies and theyre at full toughness
Sorry revive speed enjoyers, I need +5% toughness 💪
a compliment I'm sure
dorn was the dude that escaped in pulp fiction
could add like 15% backstab damage bonus for a team or something, it looks so meh compared to anything else
absolutely
ok
if i pick loner you will down from a single hit
maybe youd like it then
why does the track sound like z gogeta
they gave the movie villains justice
with their supers
bojacks level 3 is
🤌
I also love his ki color/aura
clean asf
stealing gohan's kill on him is nasty work
I OS them easily with the bolt pistol

para alr sent me to this
DAMN
True end game: Drip level 500
Bro looking like a one piece character
Lol arrg
they dont call him goku black for nothing
I remembered why I stopped playing this game
Mutants still able to glitch you into walls
Jost combod a nasty super into an ult on goku black
Have you ever tried spamming Mr. Satan's gift box
You in the darktide discord babe
I know
It's like a stright jacket I can't take off
Zealot chat, formerly known as Baldur's Gate 3 chat and Helldivers 2 chat
Also known as destiny 2 chat.
So... what'd I miss while I was at work? Ugh... my back is hurting really badly right now... I managed to get our oven cleaned, though, which I am really happy about... it needed cleaning extremely badly x.x
#ogryn-class is also known as drg chat.
You just reminded me I need to clean my microwave.
Time to microwave a cup of white vinegar.
Whole fuckin house is gonna smell like pickles for ~3 days.
Well... this was a oven that we cook bread in every day... and I'm not so sure that I wasn't the last one to clean it... which... was a few months ago iirc... x.x
No.
I got the proofer cleaned last week :/
Lemons do not clean like vinegar does.
now do it in a real match
Microwaving a cup of vinegar makes everything in the microwave that's stuck on just wipe off.
this dude will only do it if cole says so
I would clean it more often, but, I only have been working 3 hour shifts and it's hard to fit that in on top of everything else I am trying to get done each day as well x.x
I AM NOW ULTRA RACIST
It took me the better part of 2 hours to clean that oven. :/
Samesies
me when I hit yam with some completely honest in game mechanics
On top of that... one of the fans in the freezer stopped, I think, which causes ice to build up directly below it all over the floor underneath the shelves that are under it... so I got that mostly chipped into pieces that I could sweep up cause if I don't do it... there's a 99% chance that no one else will...
What I do is grab our smaller hammer and use the back end of the hammer to crack the ice <.<'
Credits are watermarked on video (VIDEO IS NOT MINE)
Knowing that applying more force to smaller surface area being more effective at cracking ice is quite useful for that lol
para how the fuck do i get goku black's what if
i keep beating goku blue but it keeps triggering the voiceline that im losing energy
beat super saiyan rose goku zamasu as kid gohan

Honestly, tho, I have no idea. I was just joking around a bit x.x
I havent done goku blacks story yet
maybe reflect something?
there was 1 what if like that, in gokus
if not probably just beat it faster
thats usually the case
rest in piss beb beb
What even happened to him?
Last I remember he was getting horribly clowned on by literally everyone in this channel for having a problem with the name "heavy eviscerator."
heavy evi implies the existance of normal evi and light evi.............
The eviscerator DOES seem heavy though
I dont think being a normal functioning human is a fair argument as being "toxic."
Wasnt reffering to you
he was talking about sparking zero obviously
just play a game with para then his clowning will be meaningless 
noob cant even beat minecraft in 40 hours
minecraft slowrun (currently sleeping in bed irl)
every darktide take laughed at, instead post about destiny 2 and shit up the chat so nobody can talk
evisc needs the chainsword shark teeth skin
slop shop sucks cause it doesnt have it
he also thought graphics peaked with max payne 3
I barely remember max payne 3
that shit was NOT impactful
lmao
it was way too... I dunno. modernized?
you're just traumatized by the baby parkour section
(everyone is)
I felt like I was playing GTA
well it was also made by rockstar, got rid of all the noir stuff
Ok what the fuck
I beat goku flawlessly
And still i cant get the what if on the first split fight
but then again I haven't played it in 11 years so..
Dwarf Fortress was as far as graphics needed to go
killing floor 1 *
dwarf fortress is peak
sadly i cannot enjoy it fully as i am not high enough on the spectrum
ipad kids's strongest warrior
WHAT THE FUCK
I beat this fucker well under 2 minutes
But the game says nah you dont get a what if
whats the mission name
Funny fish

goated game smh
burgle
Where’s the head on a chaos spawn
The head
Horrific answer
One sec
That’s the head
And now i cant even beat them fast enough for the what if
i like sniping for a chaos spawn weakspot
satisfying
(not in the heat of a fucked scenario though)
tedious at worst
The forbidden hole
i wish we could use capsules in the episode battles cause my god
Does First Target apply if you only hit one enemy? (making a knife zealot, don't judge me)
it also applies when you only hit one enemy
the description is just weirdly overly-specific in a wrong way
So it really shouldn't be my dump stat. I don't wanna lose mobility but I feel like all these stats are important
let me zoooooom
Yeah on knife it essentially is damage stat #2
consume crack cocaine
Finesse is damage stat #3
Out of four
do penetration
Pen is damage stat #4
@south grove watching a poxbuster run up to me and explode even though he could have intervened
thai ad mentioned
Thanks gents
Just dump mobility
i’d say pen is damage 3, as you can make up for pen with uncanny, but not finesse
Or pen and take uncanny
man i miss getting back to asia
cat in a human disguise
who need pen when you can just
lacerate
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I need this game so badly
hi
psycho
my wallet after SH2R Sparking Zero Majima Gaiden and MHWilds
helllo
meeeee
i get paid on friday though
discord updated and now displays ads
iv been gaming the fuck out of starship troopers extermination
it sucks
Gotta love it that right when you kill a boss with the magic cape active it instantly deactivates it... which can make you get hit by projectiles it just shot out... lol
I've been meaning to try SSTE again
why are there so many ads
wha
so they can feed themselves
what’s sste
i arleady got 2 opening the vid
@hard nexus
I wonder if its optimized and actually has content now
ohh
cause it was a sick concept
But do you feel sigma
ez fix
I feel so freaky
I almost got killed because of this lol
Someone had a theory that arkveld is afflicted by the frenzy virus
I just did this with sh2R and sparking zero
money is meant for spending
(copium)
money is meant to be horded
You've never played atm if you think that's a long time.
no I just feel bad when I spend money
fair enough
Ok being able to do multiplayer whilst being in your own world is cool
thats hate
he looked good in rise/GU
they robbed me of pickle in rise
wilds dont fail me now
He looked good
But in wilds hell look better
I do hope zinogre skips a title
Some monsters dont need to be in every single one
not possible
people have said this about rathalos
and some of the community pooped themselves
Rathian and rathalos appear in every title
i heard mon hun mentioned
good

Rath sweep
I cant complain about that its just a staple of mh
rathian and rathalos are only interesting when their variants show up
SAME
wilds needs to bring back deviants
agreed after seeing them a bajillion times. although i still enjoy rathalos in LR
Boltreaver
did someone say pervert?
I havent beat a single risen monster
Because i got bored by the time i got to them
incredible windows
valid enough excuse
Its such a slog unlocking risen monsters
I couldnt get to anomaly lvl 300
I beat MR and was like ok what now
I know i could beat risen shagaru
cause I wanted to hit 300 and do special investigations
that is literally the franchise's mascot, capcom isn't not going to include him and rathian in every game
rise was cool but i def enjoy world 10x more
But fuck getting anomaly 300
fuck wirebugs
unironically I think I was anomaly 250
and the little bugs you gotta collect for max hp/stam
cringe
just let me eat my drinks and food
Still fucking long
yes
and to get 300 to unlock the hardest missions in the game i.e special investigations
is longer
there should have been a grinding lands for anomaly monsters
it would make it 10x better
rise turned the cool animals i get to collect and kidnap into stupid power ups
YEAH
Give anomaly monsters new moves
wym bro they did get new moves
like literally why the fuck didnt rise have room pets
everyone has a nuke now
dont even compare
I hate apexes
compared to deviants
its not even funny
watered down ass deviants with no upside to farming them
no unique armor or weapons
Hopefully glider mantle is back tho
zip zilch nothing
We have the affinity booster in the game
i will say, rise got me to use the lance
as someone who never touched it, im excited to try it in wilds now
its fun just sitting there being a rock and turning every monster attack back at them
i thought the same for the entire series, then it just clicked
and i started likin it lol
one of my fav weapons in world now
Switch axe gets a pseudo energy blade which is hella cool
still not energy blade
thx big man
you fucking deserved it
Don't be rude
VoC cooldown, gunner surrounding him
what
there is no way I'm gonna put myself near him
was that posted in here or is this a twitter post
twitter post
ah
I open twitter for police updates
45yr old white woman energy
I mean..... you're not wrong
how did you know?
bro
most british british lady ever
always is
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Britain mentioned this post is obligatory
most depressing country in the world mentioned
britain has fallen, millions must brush their teeth
britain sucks, its inhabitants are assholes, and it’s a gross place
i think britain has more cameras than china has
i'd dodge
hong kong advertisers posting ragebait
true
Hong kong is fucked rn bro
but at least the country is not ran by cartels : )
I used to go through checkpoints to go buy import items in hong kong for cheap
there is no cartel activity
sparking zero dropped
are you dumb?
now it's reversed and hong kong people are going through checkpoints to buy stuff from shenzhen
also dragon ball daima dropped
yah
it's ran by old people cartels
cartel activities are negative
true

i know bruh
high in the shower pondering
the elderly in gb get more money through their version of social security than the average wage of a brit
istg if the first 3 dub episodes are exclusive to cinema and not coming to streaming services im crashing out
ur soggy af
and wayyy more than those disabled or unemployed
i need to watch dubbed daima with my dad
being in theaters to see the first 3 eps woulda been cool
he needs to understand peak
3/4ths of all healthcare spending in gb through the nhs r are on the old
ep 1 was pretty good
wtf peak
the 3 dub eps are exclusive
and then they legislate against necessary changes like housing expansion and low income zoning
i know what you are
or building a fucking hole in the ground that collects water
another reason why boomers r epil..
not really





