zealot-class

[south grove]

alright how do I run this

rev it up is non-negotiable

[rocky nacelle]

omg hi yuki !!! omg hi !!

[grizzled aspen]

Mk12 wants thrust headtaker iirc.

[rocky nacelle]

hahnda why dont you just make your soyker or zealot into yuki

[ornate bone]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT JETSTREAM SAM FROM METAL GEAR RISING REVENGEANCE

[grizzled aspen]

Mk4 wants slaughterer headtaker.

[rocky nacelle]

from dishwasher

[south grove]

perks?

[grizzled aspen]

I bet you don't have his fight ranked S+ on every difficulty.

[rocky nacelle]

zealot big black baggy pants, shirtless, and then whatever female hair

yuki

[lusty oar]

weak spot to stam for max zoom

[rocky nacelle]

ez

[light badge]

because I love the quote 'I'm not crazy, I'm just bald" too much, and my zealot isn't insane enough

[grizzled aspen]

Flak unyielding? I think?

[south grove]

very true

zoom time

[rocky nacelle]

she think she's heather..................................

(or whatever that bitches name was from TDI)

[grizzled aspen]

I dont know if cara does anything for bps on chaxes.

[ornate bone]

yeah, I never played easy mode, just went straight into hard
just as senator armstrong intended

[light badge]

you got it right

[rocky nacelle]

[light badge]

and nah, fuck heather

Izzy is my spirit animal

[south grove]

it is done

[light badge]

best autistic rep in any show ever

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/heather-tdi-tdi-heather-heather-total-drama-total-drama-heather-total-drama-gif-2025616003779278845

[ornate bone]

wait is this total drama chat now?

[rocky nacelle]

I think izzy is just insane

but autism works too

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I bet you don't have naked and unloved, either.

The title.

[ornate bone]

izzy is 100% not insane

they just pretend

[grizzled aspen]

Beat the game on hard without any upgrades.

[rocky nacelle]

we got a psychologist in chat now

[solar gorge]

you're all dumb af

[fleet zealot]

hadron fuckin hates you

[solar gorge]

case closed

[rocky nacelle]

g*rman

[ornate bone]

nah, faking insanity is like the way to win any competition

just out crazy everyone

[light badge]

now we're Dishwasher pilled

[solar gorge]

amerimutt

[rocky nacelle]

its amerifat

[grizzled aspen]

Toothpick...

[solar gorge]

actually it's ameri

something i can't say

[rocky nacelle]

amiri*

[ornate bone]

sega do what american't

[solar gorge]

you get the idea

[ornate bone]

can we elect sega for president

john sega would make america great again

[grizzled aspen]

Go get the naked and unloved title, stinker.

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[grizzled aspen]

?

[rocky nacelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993461243463610410/1102824003544031283/attachment-3.gif?ex=66edac23&is=66ec5aa3&hm=5d897e2fb83f6f8211e82dfb9aef32c296a080a8ccb3d479444fca36034bf7a4&

[solar gorge]

the champions club

[ornate bone]

its joeover right now

[grizzled aspen]

It's a title in mgr.

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao frog deleted his comment

he didnt wanna be speech bubbled

[light badge]

I can't wait for someone in the tide community to do this

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I'm not getting speech bubbled as a groomer, the fuck are you on about?

[solar gorge]

shadow is now facing the allegations

[ornate bone]

still speech bubbled silly

[grizzled aspen]

I like women older than me, thanks.

[solar gorge]

you passed the curse onto him

[grizzled aspen]

Good.

[rocky nacelle]

im 19 how old are you?
im a perpetual
actually
im a perpetual

[solar gorge]

yo back to frog

[lusty oar]

the lady doth protest too much

[grizzled aspen]

Double it and give it to the next guy.

[ornate bone]

ok

doubled it and gave it to you

[grizzled aspen]

NOOOOOOOO

[south grove]

back to malice with my ass

[light badge]

21

[south grove]

I keep forgetting how to play

[grizzled aspen]

THIS, THIS CANT BE

[ornate bone]

damned for all eternity

[rocky nacelle]

damn

just now being able to have legal fun huh

[grizzled aspen]

You are older than me. Hag.

[rocky nacelle]

ignore frog hes just mad they deny him drinks at restaurants

[light badge]

my honest reaction

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-im-fr-an-eater-qazira-dog-tongue-freaky-dog-tongue-gif-14576727459878736156

[grizzled aspen]

Bruh I got 2 months fuck off.

[rocky nacelle]

see?

mad

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/vampire-cat-stare-lux-black-cat-cute-cat-gif-10988306128590831088

[lusty oar]

[drifting wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199329023688458307/1259826989208961034/2C6E469B-0D6D-44EC-A06B-FC7BD24C7F64.gif

[solar gorge]

frog is 11

[grizzled aspen]

Old.

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/plinko-you-plinko-gif-26501962

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vampire-bat-pixel-gif-7231209074183542492

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[grizzled aspen]

I'm literally 20.

[solar gorge]

sure

[sullen forge]

no you're 2

[grizzled aspen]

My birthday is on the first of January.

[lusty oar]

frog should become a terrorist like the rest of us

[ornate bone]

lying btw, they're figuratively 20

[rocky nacelle]

a 20 year old would be able to dodge a darktide sniper

[sullen forge]

now shush the adults are speaking

[rocky nacelle]

js

[plush estuary]

I saw an adult once

[ornate bone]

never again

[rocky nacelle]

I knew an adult once

[grizzled aspen]

With how Im currently being treated, I think I might...

[ornate bone]

fuck yeah, domestic terrorism!

[grizzled aspen]

Nade is the one that should be getting flak like this, not frog...

[rocky nacelle]

anyways everyone 21 and above

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/i-wanna-touch-it-paws-cute-boop-fox-gif-17501542

[rocky nacelle]

how are you

[light badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944709788569309214/1231683207079137422/caption11.gif

[ornate bone]

good, you?

[rocky nacelle]

pretty good

[grizzled aspen]

Kitty!

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/undertime-slopper-undertime-gif-27326607

[drifting wolf]

dead

[solar gorge]

nice

[rocky nacelle]

same

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-feeling22-song-album-gif-3417073

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna say it.

Taylor Swift music sucks.

[ornate bone]

its 2024 dumbass

[sullen forge]

2034*

idiot

[ornate bone]

1984*

stupid

[solar gorge]

how can you know this

[grizzled aspen]

Imagine.

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[ornate bone]

by john lennon

[solar gorge]

you can't listen to taylor swift if you're below 21

[lusty oar]

john leman russ

[grizzled aspen]

I've been forced to listen to it when I rode the bus to school nonstop.

[sullen forge]

Real swifties are over 21

[lean lark]

80% of her listeners evaporated

good job

[rocky nacelle]

good

[solar gorge]

i'm a god

[lean lark]

now the 20% is left

[rocky nacelle]

you not lil B

[solar gorge]

i can do shit like that yeah

[ornate bone]

I don't see why taylor swift gets so much hate, I mean we all know the kansas city chiefs are the best anyways

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pyops3UGr4

[grizzled aspen]

Erm, actually (🤓) he is a god.

[rocky nacelle]

is someone under 21 speaking rn

I cant hear

🔇

[ornate bone]

and you not him

[grizzled aspen]

Get your ears checked then you old fart.

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18132843

[rocky nacelle]

damn really sounds like someone is talkin rn

[solar gorge]

this aight

[ornate bone]

I don't think this guy old enough to develop hearing yet

[modern lintel]

new vape acquired

[rocky nacelle]

clams casino carries but this is Lil B's best song to be fair

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I think Para might be 5 years old...

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiZVjfjgNyY

if you want it with no lyrics

this is quite peak

[solar gorge]

i don't know any of them

[ornate bone]

I don't think this guy is old enough to know 5 year olds can hear (they are under 5 years old so they have no experience with it)

[solar gorge]

sounds good

[rocky nacelle]

me when im god comes on

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-heaven-keanu-reeves-constantine-ascending-to-heaven-gif-11437079898090715826

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWwIBemUwOI

https://tenor.com/view/rdcworld-rdcworld1-hoodbender-avatar-hoodbender-episode3-gif-24854217

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-lower-volume-silence-gif-15333168725689110496

[placid fiber]

Sweet! I can openly say how I feel about the person, now! ... ... ... yeah I got nothing negative to say rn, you're gonna have to wait if you want that

[ornate bone]

you know, at least nade has someone younger than them to bully

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[sullen forge]

I’m going to bully anyone younger than me that’s just a fact

[hard nexus]

no nade deserves to get bullied

[ornate bone]

true

[sullen forge]

Idk how old they are but I know for a fact I’m older

Thus

I’m going to bully them

[hard nexus]

idk either but i don’t like them

[sullen forge]

Trolled

[hard nexus]

so i will also bully them

[rocky nacelle]

all I know is they were an annoying t*nner baby in highschool

and then shifted from t*nner to begging for dorn approval/advice

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[sullen forge]

Saw tanners video once and immediately hated it

[rocky nacelle]

and now they just dont exist anymore or type in zealot chat at least

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[rocky nacelle]

I couldnt watch a t*nner video for more than 5 seconds

[hard nexus]

cole giving good advice, and then he proceeded to ignore cole’s advice

[rocky nacelle]

his voice is so dog shit

mad annoying

[hard nexus]

he’s so fucking annoying

[rocky nacelle]

and then I hear about his takes

even worse

[hard nexus]

genuinely one of the stupidest, most egotistical assholes i’ve ever heard of

i feel like 5 minutes in zealot chat would make his head explode

[sullen forge]

Terminally online femboy is annoying

[rocky nacelle]

"ill just wait for Dorn"

[sullen forge]

More news at 5

[rocky nacelle]

cica isnt annoying

just smelly

[hard nexus]

dorn shows up, gives the exact same advice

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[hard nexus]

wait

[rocky nacelle]

truly a specimen to behold

[hard nexus]

is he even in the server anymore?

[sullen forge]

Dorn usually following it up with a Demon post also

[lusty oar]

he hangs out in driptide from time to time

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

fair

i don’t go in those chats

[sullen forge]

I don’t know the origin of that but it’s always fucking funny seeing it just manifest

[rocky nacelle]

idk but its dorn's funniest emote

hands down

[hard nexus]

i go in psyker, zealot, gameplay help, and vet and gen rarely

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[sullen forge]

Fear

[hard nexus]

jumpscare

[rocky nacelle]

only thing I have close to it is this

or this

[sullen forge]

Don’t mess with me bud

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-necro-skull-trooper-colt-general-low-tier-god-skull-trooper-gif-26079010

[ornate bone]

going to be honest, I have not seen a single tanner video, nor do I know who they are

[sullen forge]

Good

[hard nexus]

youtuber who has awful takes

[sullen forge]

Remain ignorant to how fucking insufferable they are

[rocky nacelle]

you know whats hilarious

[sullen forge]

It’s better that way

[rocky nacelle]

this basically all started when I was showing and talking about knife

[ornate bone]

damage is a dump stat tier takes?

[rocky nacelle]

and nade said "i thought uncanny sucks cause you have to stack it"

he sealed his fate that day

with that 1 sentence

[hard nexus]

he’s where that meme originated actually

[lusty oar]

prestack

[sullen forge]

The fucking gif broke

[rocky nacelle]

yea exactly

he said that exact sentence

and he was doomed

[sullen forge]

The damage dump stat gif broke

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[sullen forge]

I’m so

Upset

[ornate bone]

caption.gif is my favorite gif

[sullen forge]

It broke

[rocky nacelle]

its funny because I glossed over it

[plush estuary]

[rocky nacelle]

then I re-read his sentence

[plush estuary]

tiny

[rocky nacelle]

and I was like wait

"pre stack uncanny"

and then he said he only watches 1 tide tuber

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254313274325995570/1286452588224708718/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

and I put 2+2 together so fast

[sullen forge]

NOW ITS

I’m ending it zealot chat

13th reason why

[lusty oar]

do a flip

[ornate bone]

backflip

[rocky nacelle]

what makes it worse, is he said he only followed and worshipped t*nners advice

[ornate bone]

do a backflip

[obsidian prairie]

If anyone starts with a shit take then says they watch a YouTube I immediately know

[rocky nacelle]

yea

i'd say rip nade but

annoying people that annoy me

should explode

😊

[obsidian prairie]

Are they gone?

[ornate bone]

yeppers

[rocky nacelle]

nah they just dont type in zeal chat anymore

[obsidian prairie]

Haven’t seen them in the last bit

[rocky nacelle]

according to backup they just go to other channels

btfo by "zealot toxicity"

[obsidian prairie]

Holy shit what did Dorn do

[rocky nacelle]

not just dorn tbf

well dorn did block him

lmfao

[ornate bone]

so did I

I think someone else did too

[obsidian prairie]

Dorn is the most instantly violent

[rocky nacelle]

heres the last interaction nade had in this chat before his mysterious disappearance

[sullen forge]

Zealot chat truly is the best at gatekeeping their channel by being completely incoherent

Lmao

[ornate bone]

I just wish new players would worship me

[ornate bone]

I guess dorn just attracts all the worshippers

[rocky nacelle]

the last time they typed in here

[sullen forge]

Never change zealots

[vague depot]

What is btfo

[north niche]

ok that rashad definitely does work with martyrdom, axe saved

[rocky nacelle]

blown the fuck out

[sullen forge]

Beat the fuck out of/ or Blown the fuck out

[rocky nacelle]

ive always known it as blown tf out

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yeah, how fucked do you think QP new map will be around launch

[vague depot]

Ah ok

[ornate bone]

now does tanner endorse fleshtearer/lacerate?

[rocky nacelle]

id be surprised if QP even features the new map knowing fart shark

[sullen forge]

They both mean the same thing so really doesn’t hurt either or

[rocky nacelle]

true

[vague depot]

Never had anyone talk to me in game yet besides someone in vc going “can you stop humping the daemonhost”

[rocky nacelle]

but yea long story short nade noob

fell into the noob trap of rashad knife

and got blocked by dorn

[vague depot]

I can’t play knife properly

[rocky nacelle]

the rest is history

[sullen forge]

I’m a veteran main I’m barely tolerated in here

[vague depot]

Chain weapons all the way

[ornate bone]

most team interaction I get is "gg" when we win

[vague depot]

I love revving

[obsidian prairie]

I can play stuff other than knife, but knife is just really fun

[rocky nacelle]

facts

im just finally being evil with knife

cause I havent used it on my entire time playing zealot

[north niche]

dialogue ive seen in chat: gg, gt, nt, bad luck, nice work

[rocky nacelle]

or DT

[vague depot]

Idk how to have fun with knife

[sullen forge]

Now…

[ornate bone]

I feel like I'm the only one here who has never played knife

[sullen forge]

Use the Taxe

[obsidian prairie]

I had to build up the confidence to be the stereotype so I got actual experience in first

[vague depot]

I was told to use it for mostly anti elites and bring a flamer or something for hordes

Probably

Does this game have friendly fire

[sullen forge]

No

[rocky nacelle]

id rather use this

[ornate bone]

shoot barrels your teammates are next to

[vague depot]

That’s peak

[obsidian prairie]

Vermintide did

[vague depot]

Yea

[sullen forge]

And don’t use the flamer if you really want to learn how to improve

[obsidian prairie]

OE could shred people

[sullen forge]

I’ll say that

[ornate bone]

always teamkilled the elf

[vague depot]

Then how do I clear horde

[sullen forge]

I’ll kill you

[rocky nacelle]

i havent touched this axe since before talents

lmfao

[sullen forge]

Melee + Dodge/Push

[rocky nacelle]

good times

[sullen forge]

It’s shockingly easy

[vague depot]

With knife?

That sounds like it might take a while

[obsidian prairie]

PA spam also helps

[sullen forge]

Just get into the motion

[rocky nacelle]

dorn will tell you never spam PA

[obsidian prairie]

You aren’t blocking a damn thing

[vague depot]

I do not have the emperors groove

[rocky nacelle]

cole will tell you he has 3 +3 stam curios

[sullen forge]

Aim head level

[rocky nacelle]

and I will tell you to use mk6

dont ask zealot chat on knives

[sullen forge]

Knife excels at that

Anyways I’m going to shower

I’ll be back later losers

[ornate bone]

nah, you just gotta be more zealous

[vague depot]

A master of words

[ornate bone]

the god emperor of mankind blessed me with a great vocabulary

[rocky nacelle]

fake okri

[obsidian prairie]

My guy is NOT cousin okri

[paper harness]

There’s like 200 of them

[rocky nacelle]

I know

cause vermintide okri

or w/e

[mighty root]

Why is it censored now

[obsidian prairie]

Because they feel like it

[light badge]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS BUILD GOOD

THIS IS FUCKING HISTG DAMNATION

[plush estuary]

congrats?

[mighty root]

Vet chat was rotting my brain had to leave

[plush estuary]

first time

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

here you go ainz

use this

[plush estuary]

yup

[light badge]

with a fucking laspistol and no scrier's, yes

[paper harness]

Wrong chat, freak

[plush estuary]

congrats

[mighty root]

Dwag said the mk3 knife is better than 6

[paper harness]

It is

[light badge]

you hush I'm too high to swtich tabs

[rocky nacelle]

I was high once

[mighty root]

I’m a diddy disciple

And I want you bro

[naive stirrup]

mk3 has a lot more single target/boss damage
mk6 is horde

you cannot depend on mk6 push attack for single target

[lusty oar]

mk9 knife kinda goated though

[paper harness]

Mk3 has horde as well

[plush estuary]

🤡

[paper harness]

18 seconds 60 poxwalkers

[mighty root]

#veteran-class

[naive stirrup]

was meaning the heavy

[mighty root]

GET OUT

[paper harness]

Shut up 9 stamina user

[plush estuary]

as shrimple as that

[naive stirrup]

stamina maxxer over here

[light badge]

got da mafuckin blicky

[mighty root]

I need to do 9 stam

[ripe heron]

But Haymaker shenannigans.

[mighty root]

Sounds evil

[delicate shadow]

Just run a dclaw

[mighty root]

Real

I wuv the mk4

[paper harness]

Ah the basic one

[rocky nacelle]

me abusing mk6 PA on a BoN weakspot

[obsidian prairie]

Dclaw would be absolutely peak if it had actual adm’s

[paper harness]

[delicate shadow]

I have converted to mk7 kvlt

[obsidian prairie]

I dislike the mk7 single target

[delicate shadow]

I may yet convert to mk7 hsword gang too

[naive stirrup]

is the chaxe spinning you around a bug or??

[coarse birch]

Dc7 is based

Hs7 is too

[mighty root]

Just let a vet main in my home gave him a nice corner to sleep in 🙏

[misty nova]

Perfect Strike
How it affects cleave/mass?

[south folio]

basically 4x cleave

[obsidian prairie]

Lets you armor slide carapace as well

[ornate bone]

live footage of world's strongest vet main

[misty nova]

So I ignore carapace special property and reduce mass(?)

[south folio]

ye

[ornate bone]

sword go through enemy

good for mix hordes

[misty nova]

Oh, then I guess that's why Unstoppable Force is goated

So uh

With cleaver 6 and unstoppable force

[obsidian prairie]

That’s still on crit right

[misty nova]

Unstoppable isn't

[obsidian prairie]

So it’s a basically a meme

[fleet zealot]

i thought unstoppable is just TWBS while using a heavy

the ogryn talent yes?

[mighty root]

Would rather have cleave than perfect strike tho

[pale spindle]

No Dualing sword on Ogryn tho

[mighty root]

I’m sorry wrath

[fleet zealot]

pstrike only has like one use case on the mk15 evi

[exotic beacon]

is anyone down to help me get the Just a flesh wound penance for zealot? I dont have any friends that play 😦

[misty nova]

Unstoppable Force is a unique blessing on the cleavers

[fleet zealot]

otherwise power/damage is better, or cleave is better if your weapon doesn't have a damage target cap

[misty nova]

It's basically perfect strike on heavies

[misty nova]

You can hit multiple crushers

[fleet zealot]

fully charged heavy

[mighty root]

Depends on what’s available for the weapon and what it is

[misty nova]

That's the best part, it isn't on fully charged

[pale spindle]

Ogryn with Dualing sword:

[fleet zealot]

well that's just fartshart tooltips

[fleet zealot]

not really

[mighty root]

Never fully charge heavies especially in crusher spam

[spare talon]

The more I play the more I realize that cleave honestly isn't worth it in most cases where it's an option

[misty nova]

Yeah lmao

[fleet zealot]

cleave is good for like, if your weapon has good minimum damage but is limited by it's base cleave

[coarse birch]

Most weapons have fine cleave

If they are cleave weapons

[fleet zealot]

dclaw and chswords mostly, and a bit of the mk2 evi

[coarse birch]

+talents

[fleet zealot]

but mk4 chsword can go rampage shred

cause power

cause rampage gives power cause fartshart can't do proper tooltips

[mighty root]

Had my eves stop in a hoard before

To many ads and scabs

[fleet zealot]

thick flak will do that to practically any weapon

[mighty root]

Well yeah

I will say that’s when the cleave comes in handy

[fleet zealot]

i mean, at that point

only pstrike will help you

but it's not good for most things

[mighty root]

And yeah I feel like is a wasted blessing slot for that

I’d rather get the one that gives damage

No need to cleave everything if it’s not there

[mighty root]

The crusher seeing my small cute psyker unaware of his presence because I’m blasting music

Isn’t there a mod for that?

[lusty oar]

spidey sense

[mighty root]

To see incoming hits

Time to destroy my ui

[misty nova]

Ok so
With Unstoppable Force I have pseudo infinite cleave that won't stop at carapace and apply Bleed from my talents
So now I could go Tenderizer for pseudo infinite power or slaughterer

[fleet zealot]

spidey sense is too much visual noise for me

i start drooling and losing focus /j

[sullen forge]

I am not looking forward to DS on all classes for the sake of just Thrust instantly deleting specials

another book of grudges weapon inbound

[fleet zealot]

instantly deleting anything that isn't a captain or monstro

zealot hits the oneshot BP for crushers so easily even without thrust

[ornate bone]

/j as in no joke????

[mighty root]

What weapon are we talking about again

[light badge]

what did they mean by this

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1286459003047776368/4x-2.gif

They hate you

[sullen forge]

ermm blocked

[ornate bone]

they are joe cuckold darktide

[misty nova]

Cleaver

Like, someone forgot to write the rest of the code but the tooltip was already written

[mighty root]

Oh damm

That’s not even charged heavies

[misty nova]

💀

[south grove]

stay out of my auric...

[ornate bone]

ready or not, joe cuckold is coming for you're aurics

[lunar fable]

[coarse birch]

pass past

[south grove]

I am the law, you are judged, the sentence is death

dude I need arbites cosmetics

[light badge]

what did I do lol

they invited me, they're all level thirtyish

and they queued up Karnak Heresy

[lusty oar]

[sullen forge]

1 veteran single handedly caused my entire team to fold

[rocky nacelle]

first maelstrom on and

[ornate bone]

average veteran

[sullen forge]

They ran ahead and caused a Crusher death train and CS to spawn

[rocky nacelle]

rip under 300 dmg cause I actually revive people

[sullen forge]

the CS staggered locked me into the death train

[rocky nacelle]

and no one killed tox bombers

[lunar fable]

holy

1.2k

[rocky nacelle]

marty zealot with zarona and ironhelm

[stone fern]

@rocky nacelle https://files.catbox.moe/n1lnk8.mp4

[rocky nacelle]

honestly I just kept taking the ammo from him

because I was killing specials/elites faster

than his zarona

[stone fern]

why isnt this shit embedding?

[sullen forge]

get fucked

lmao

[rocky nacelle]

with just Tknives and going in

lmfao

[stone fern]

anyways FUCK YOU

[rocky nacelle]

well if you let me kill elites/specials faster with mk3 chastise and Tknives

than a zarona

not my fault

[stone fern]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1f87mph/picky_picky_picky/

video the revolver user

[fleet zealot]

shasta grape soda

[coarse birch]

revo bodyshots

[fleet zealot]

yumny

revo has the hitbox of a small car wtf

[coarse birch]

yeah if he aims up just a bit

he one shots all those guys

[rocky nacelle]

i hate how you aim melee

clad

I actually just hate how you play melee in general

lmfao

(its mostly the aim)

[stone fern]

you mean swinging to the side?

[coarse birch]

swinging is optimal

i do it

[rocky nacelle]

aim for a god damn weakspot

[stone fern]

if you do that you can extend the kill range

[rocky nacelle]

I swing my melees

just aim for a god damn head

lmfao

[coarse birch]

you get more cleave if you swipe

[stone fern]

i try leaf me alone

[coarse birch]

i would personally aim for the head

however

[rocky nacelle]

you guys telling me to flick my melee like its chiv

I already do lmfao

you should see me on HSword

that shit is fun

[lusty oar]

how
play melee

[stone fern]

wow and to think i was nice to you

[fleet zealot]

you don't need to flick melee

like

99.9% of aurics and maels

[rocky nacelle]

no one said its mandatory

I just think its fun to do

[grizzled aspen]

Have you seen hsword heavies that aren't mk9?

[fleet zealot]

it is completely unnecessary to accelerate your carpal tunnel

[rocky nacelle]

I like swinging with mk6

[grizzled aspen]

The mk7 does exclusively 45 degree angles iirc.

[fleet zealot]

they can hit 4 dblows

that is all that matters

[rocky nacelle]

swinging sideways with mk6 heavies is great

[coarse birch]

i think mk7s first heavy might be more aggressive of an angle than 45 but i could be wrong

[grizzled aspen]

You get the idea, though.

[coarse birch]

yeah it doesnt actually matter that much lol

[grizzled aspen]

You kinda have to flick your heavies if you're not using mk9.

[coarse birch]

it feels good to do anyway

[fleet zealot]

anyways

chainsaw peak

[coarse birch]

and is muscle memory at this point

[rocky nacelle]

literally

anything that makes gameplay feel better or more fun

why not do it

[grizzled aspen]

Chainsaw man sucks!

[coarse birch]

never seen it

cannot comment

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/49ers-gif-15287739451140272223

[grizzled aspen]

Anything after he kills and eats Makima is dogshit!

[fleet zealot]

shonen brained

[rocky nacelle]

makima gooner as well?

frog is fucked

never talking to him again

[grizzled aspen]

I have been up to date on it until the one alley scene.

[rocky nacelle]

power sweep

[fleet zealot]

part 2 is peak femcel energy

[rocky nacelle]

those words arent in the bible

[grizzled aspen]

The fuck? I hated Makima.

I was glad Denji sliced her to bits.

[rocky nacelle]

silence makima gooner

the adults are speaking

[grizzled aspen]

DUDE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I LITERALLY HATE MAKIMA

[rocky nacelle]

then why is everything after she dies, dog shit?

hmmm?

[grizzled aspen]

IM AGREEING WITH YOU, IDIOT

[rocky nacelle]

checkmate gooner

[grizzled aspen]

Because the author's ability to write a story severely degenerated without an overarching antagonist.

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/makima-yeah-chainsaw-man-gif-21119555

[south grove]

can someone do offensive hardmode w/ me

I still haven't finished it yet

[grizzled aspen]

Makima did one job well, and that was be evil.

[fleet zealot]

the four horsemen? fakesaw man?

[rocky nacelle]

read fire punch if you want to bitch about no overarching antagonist

lmfao

[fleet zealot]

fuckin hell falling devil is so peak

[grizzled aspen]

Literally not interesting.

None of them are.

[coarse birch]

is there actually a character named fakesaw man

[grizzled aspen]

Mainly due to the way they are introduced.

[rocky nacelle]

I literally only read the first chapter of part 2 and him bringing out the four horsemen was so sick to me

I predicted it in part 1

I was like the only way he can go harder than this is the 4 horsemen

and lo and behold

thar they be

[fleet zealot]

like, if you think the last few chapters with yoru/war aren't like, on par with peak part 1, idk how to help you

[rocky nacelle]

I gotta catch up on ALL of part 2

[grizzled aspen]

So yeah, anything after Makima dies is bad.

Not worth reading, it's total slop.

[rocky nacelle]

look at this awesome rashad I just got

[hard nexus]

what does flicking it entail

[ornate bone]

fr, I have no clue what you're talking about but I've never read it so it must be bad

[south grove]

I think frog doesn't like nayuta

[grizzled aspen]

Also it's like Denji had zero character development after the events of part 1.

[hard nexus]

i’ve never really seen it

[coarse birch]

you can get more cleave

[rocky nacelle]

smoilers

[coarse birch]

cause you are putting more guys on your screen

basically

[south grove]

turn while meleeing so you get more target hits

[hard nexus]

well yeah but like, how does it flick

ah

[grizzled aspen]

Nayuta is actually an interesting concept but the author is just fucking terrible at writing.

[fleet zealot]

slight spoilers

[coarse birch]

like move the camera to the right or left

[rocky nacelle]

i just said I have to catch up on all of part 2

[coarse birch]

with the attack

[rocky nacelle]

[hard nexus]

i thought it was something else that was specific to diagonals/overheads

[south grove]

reminder that the author runs a twitter page where he pretends to be his own fictional 3rd grade little sister

[hard nexus]

i do that already to an extent

[fleet zealot]

absolutely not cookign with this take!

[rocky nacelle]

man if he thinks CSM has bad writing

I wonder what he'll think of fire punch

[grizzled aspen]

Flicking in this instance refers to making mk6 and mk7 hsword heavies hit more than like 2 people.

[ornate bone]

holy shit just like elon musk

except elon musk roleplays a 3 year old

[stone fern]

mobility too high damage too low

ngmi!

[grizzled aspen]

This says a lot about the kind of person behind the manga.

[stone fern]

🫡

[rocky nacelle]

i only listen to people who dont fall off ascension riser

[grizzled aspen]

Everyone is entitled to their own versions of slop, and that one is yours.

Keep it to yourself.

[rocky nacelle]

[south grove]

oh and he's like the biggest masochist and misandrist ever

[grizzled aspen]

[stone fern]

😠

theres no pleasing you

[south grove]

he's quirky but he cooks sometimes

[rocky nacelle]

I know

[grizzled aspen]

Right? He's fucking weird!

[fleet zealot]

absolutely breaks the mold once again

"slop"

[grizzled aspen]

It is slop.

[rocky nacelle]

i will never give people their flowers ever

hater until I die

[stone fern]

part 1 was was fucking gold

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't regret reading part 1, but I've regretted reading every fucking panel of part 2.

[stone fern]

real

part 2 is so fucking slow

[grizzled aspen]

"Was was."

[stone fern]

im tired

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/its-over-chainsaw-man-asa-yoru-asa-mitaka-gif-27390499

[stone fern]

leaf me alone

[grizzled aspen]

Right? The pacing is all over the place.

[fleet zealot]

how do you regret reading the karaoke scene

[rocky nacelle]

chuchuchu

[ornate bone]

then you ought to make like a tree and leaf

[rocky nacelle]

that reminds me bandit

I shall listen to that song now

[grizzled aspen]

I regret reading all of part 2 because the interesting bits are being fucking wasted.

[south grove]

also what was fujimoto doing w/ the alley scene

[grizzled aspen]

THE ALLEY SCENE

[fleet zealot]

he's cookin

[south grove]

how did shounen jump greenlight that shit

[fleet zealot]

that's what

[stone fern]

most of it is slow but some parts have shit happening so fast i cant keep up

[stone fern]

not gonna work

[fleet zealot]

he's prob trying to get kicked off

[grizzled aspen]

SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WITHOUT DIRECTLY BRINGING IT UP

[stone fern]

im travelling soon

[grizzled aspen]

THANK GOD

[stone fern]

and i havent packed yet

[rocky nacelle]

the CSM alley way scene isnt nearly as cringe as eva's hospital scene

[ornate bone]

to late, you are very very eepy

[stone fern]

wont go until i pack

[south grove]

shinji ass panel

[stone fern]

or run out of smokes

[grizzled aspen]

That's a pretty tall bar to walk under, though.

[fleet zealot]

it's meant to be gross and traumatic and weird and he pulls it off flawlessly cause he never romanticizes it

[south grove]

not to defend NGE but the way NGE used it actually has a tiny tinge of plot relevance

[rocky nacelle]

eva sucks

only thing good is the opening

[grizzled aspen]

"The scene where the MC gets jorked off is flawless." Did you actually just fucking say that???

[rocky nacelle]

and asuka dying

[south grove]

there's literally nothing in that alley scene that has a shred of plot relevance

[rocky nacelle]

[fleet zealot]

yes cause it's fucking terrible

but it's meant to be terrible

[grizzled aspen]

THAT DOESNT EXCUSE IT

[ornate bone]

what the fuck

huh

[fleet zealot]

it's like saying inglorious bastards is bad

[ornate bone]

what book are you all talking about

[fleet zealot]

cause nazis are being nazis in it

[stone fern]

it was so fucking peak

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, Denji gets a handy in an alleyway.

[fleet zealot]

chainsaw man part 2

[south grove]

CSM

[stone fern]

one good part of P2

[fleet zealot]

it's combined human trauma and misery

[grizzled aspen]

The bad guys are being the bad guys. Doing what they're intended to do. You're comparing apples to oranges.

[ornate bone]

so you're telling me that something called "chainsaw man" has all that

[stone fern]

yes

[ornate bone]

it's chainsaw man right

[light badge]

can we delete smite please thanks

[rocky nacelle]

why hasnt anyone made yoru zealot yet

[ornate bone]

don't they just like chainsaw people

[stone fern]

watch the anime for part 1

[fleet zealot]

no

[stone fern]

its so good

[rocky nacelle]

HUGE SMITE SAVE

[stone fern]

im so sad ||power died||

[grizzled aspen]

The parts that he does chainsaw people are great. The rest is coomer slop that needs to be burned in a fire.

[fleet zealot]

like even if you watch the current anime which is just the first part of part 1

[stone fern]

denji and ||power|| were adorable

[fleet zealot]

also idk about the whole misandrist things

[stone fern]

in a wholesome friendly way

[fleet zealot]

anti feminists in the east jsut say the weirdest shit

[grizzled aspen]

Were.

[stone fern]

FUCK YOU

[south grove]

pow

[fleet zealot]

happy birthday! 👿

[ornate bone]

damn is it storming or something? why'd the power go out?

[rocky nacelle]

you dont have to say wholesome friendly clad, anyone with half a brain knows

lmfao

they were the best restarted siblings ever

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[grizzled aspen]

So we've come to the conclusion that chainsaw man is bad, great.

[stone fern]

tho THO ||HER|| ||death|| was fucking peak

[grizzled aspen]

I am not let down by zealout chat.

[fleet zealot]

like

[rocky nacelle]

oh I thought you were gonna say something else clad ngl

[fleet zealot]

everything fujimoto writes

[rocky nacelle]

bath scene

[fleet zealot]

ends up being on the radar

[ornate bone]

bad news, this is zealot chat, not zealout chat

[south grove]

speaking of mid writing

[fleet zealot]

i'm literally fucking hoping for a release of Look Back in the USA

[ornate bone]

colleen hoover

[misty mason]

Are we talking manga spoilers for something most people watching the anime of

[south grove]

jjk

[stone fern]

man ||her death was so sad but so good||

[fleet zealot]

cause DAMn

I need look back NOW

[untold pendant]

What blessings for vraks 7 HH?

[south grove]

anyone caught up w/ jjk?

[misty mason]

Cause if so take that shit to reddit where it also doesn't belong

[grizzled aspen]

I spell it like that because that's how you spell "zealous."

[fleet zealot]

surgical deadly accurate

[rocky nacelle]

find the blood devil denji, and remind it who power is

[fleet zealot]

no basically all the spoilers is manga only

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-upset-sad-cry-boys-gif-6858682649598278649

[stone fern]

i stopped watching at ||mei edging her brother||

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

[rocky nacelle]

also clad

[grizzled aspen]

Sukuna died a bitch.

[rocky nacelle]

the call back to chapter 1

[stone fern]

PLEASE PLEASEEEE

[rocky nacelle]

with pochita and denji

[fleet zealot]

anime isn't even at internation assassins/ ||Darkness devil|| / ||bomb devil||

[misty mason]

Jfc

[rocky nacelle]

but it was power and denji instead

[misty mason]

I hate you all

[grizzled aspen]

I dont remember this happening.

[south grove]

they made the ending inconsequential lmfao

[misty mason]

I try so hard to avoid spoilers cause manga dorks love spamming them everywhere

[rocky nacelle]

shut up and read a book

[south grove]

literally only 2 people died through the shinjuku showdown

[rocky nacelle]

jk

[stone fern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kXTW4rA_Ok

[grizzled aspen]

Have you tried reading the manga?

[misty mason]

No

I dont want to

[grizzled aspen]

Then cope.

[rocky nacelle]

then stop bitching

[stone fern]

tbh he could have called it a day and ended the manga there

[misty mason]

I want to enjoy the show I'm watching

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna be real bro I am not watching that.

[rocky nacelle]

nah

[misty mason]

Nah man you can all gtfo here

[stone fern]

good dont

[rocky nacelle]

CSM part 1 ended how it began, with a dumpster

[misty mason]

This shit is legit annoying

[rocky nacelle]

[south grove]

can someone help me w/ twins hardmode

I can't take it anymore 😭

[ornate bone]

why are you here then?

I thought the point of this place was to hate on everything

[rocky nacelle]

keeps reading, instead of getting off discord

[grizzled aspen]

You didn't have to find proof that it happened, I believed you to begin with. Mei Mei is a disgusting character and I'm glad nobody in-universe likes her.

[misty mason]

Because this isn't the manga spoilers channel?

[fleet zealot]

tbf you are getting like a movie of what, only 1 or two arcs

[stone fern]

just 55 more chapters i swear bro itll be good again bro

[fleet zealot]

and it's not even released yet

[ornate bone]

this is literally the off topic channel

[rocky nacelle]

what is CSM part 2 even at

[misty mason]

It literally isn't though?

[rocky nacelle]

chapter wise

[ornate bone]

it is

[south grove]

mei mei is like the lance stroll of JJK

[ornate bone]

this is the off topic channel

[stone fern]

177?

[south grove]

I swear to god lmfao

[fleet zealot]

i'll do my best to avoid part 2 spoilers but part 1 has been out for so long now lol

[grizzled aspen]

I dont know who that is and I don't think I want to.

[rocky nacelle]

if you post part 1 spoilers you need to die !!!!!!

[south grove]

dw lance ain't a bad guy

[ornate bone]

I think they meant JFK and not JJK

[south grove]

he just does not belong in F1

[ornate bone]

slight misspelling

[grizzled aspen]

Spoiler for part 2. || It's fucking dogshit. ||

[south grove]

nope

[stone fern]

part 2 is about i dont even fucking know what

names are too confusing

[grizzled aspen]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[stone fern]

aquarium is boring as shit

devils are literal WHOS

[fleet zealot]

Asa and the ||war devil||

[grizzled aspen]

It's all over the place because he didn't sit down and put forth a decent train of thought.

[south grove]

aquarium is literally hotel again

but without the good characters

[stone fern]

its hotel but WORSE

[rocky nacelle]

heres the best part of CSM part 2

[south grove]

yea

I agree

[ornate bone]

fr, the zoo is where its at

[spare talon]

Spoiler
The entire mha fan base dies a painful death at the end

[ornate bone]

who cares about stupid FISH

[stone fern]

oh my fucking god dont remind me

what the fuck was that

[rocky nacelle]

that would be better

[stone fern]

what was the point of that?

[fleet zealot]

denji cares about penguins

[south grove]

that's not even a spoiler lmfao

they were meant to die painfully

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/manga-csm-chicken-bucky-dance-gif-26426967

[fleet zealot]

peak

[grizzled aspen]

Deku literally becomes iron man.

[rocky nacelle]

AM did it first

[stone fern]

MHAs end sucks and aim glad everyone is disappointed

[pale spindle]

THIS IS CRAZY

[south grove]

I agree!!!

[fleet zealot]

i'm glad deku and ochako didn't end up together tbh

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly I aint even mad with how mha ended.

[rocky nacelle]

all might batman >>>

[stone fern]

i only watched mah because i was bored and hadnt discovered DT at the time

[rocky nacelle]

best shit ever

[grizzled aspen]

I saw deku burning his candle from both ends from episode 1.

[stone fern]

i still watched out of habbit

[rocky nacelle]

horikoshi can draw i'll give him that

[fleet zealot]

alright how about we bring in the king of shit writing

[rocky nacelle]

but his story is so mid

[grizzled aspen]

ONE PIECE

[fleet zealot]

and how gohan always becomes a fraud

[stone fern]

THE MID PIECE

[grizzled aspen]

THE KING OF SHIT WRITING

[stone fern]

THE MID PIECE IS REAAAAAL

[fleet zealot]

alright one piece isn't shit writing

[rocky nacelle]

the bait is unreal

lmfao

[fleet zealot]

it's a dry ass biscuit

[grizzled aspen]

It is shit writing.

Nothing needs to have over 1000 episodes.

[rocky nacelle]

i'd hate to see what you consider good writing

tbh

[fleet zealot]

wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Code Geass.

[fleet zealot]

i think more people should be experimental and roll with it

[south grove]

did anyone read the jjk leaks today

[rocky nacelle]

yea i shouldnt have asked

[south grove]

😭

[rocky nacelle]

[stone fern]

in/spectre was nice

[ornate bone]

ok but consider, 1000 episodes of fortnite netflix live adaptation

[grizzled aspen]

Code Geass is PEAK.

[rocky nacelle]

code goon ass

[ornate bone]

we could use 1k episodes of that

[rocky nacelle]

frog gooner

confirmed

code goon ass

[grizzled aspen]

You haven't even watched it, have you?

[fleet zealot]

dude is 1k episodes in and still going like, that's dedication and world building

[pale spindle]

Hey man, it's either one piece or the 2 trillion anime about "anti social guy gets a hot harem"

[stone fern]

i havent seen code geass

[fleet zealot]

we get cover stories from characters from 700 chapters ago how is that not peak

[ornate bone]

what about "I was reborn as"

[grizzled aspen]

No it ain't, he's just milking a fucking contract lmao.

[fleet zealot]

Oda please

lmao he is so successful he has no reason to milk the contract

[stone fern]

i recommend in/spectre pls watch it very good

[fleet zealot]

isekia should die in a fire

[pale spindle]

Isekai about the "moral complexity" of owning women as slaves 😎

[rocky nacelle]

oda's story building/world building is pretty fucking insane

[grizzled aspen]

Think Gundam with a touch of death note mind games.

[ornate bone]

no, no, he's a good slave owner see!

[grizzled aspen]

That's the best way I can describe it without spoiling it.

[ornate bone]

he treats his slaves well!

[fleet zealot]

like even good isekia turn into shit

slime anime

[rocky nacelle]

the best isekai is frieren

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[rocky nacelle]

(its not isekai)

[sullen forge]

You know it makes me incredibly upset being reminded by weebs that a manga/anime known as "I can't believe my little sister is this cute" exists

I wake up mad

[grizzled aspen]

Frieren goes hard.

[hushed knoll]

HI ICE CREAM SUNDAE FROG

[grizzled aspen]

Her English VA is PEAK.

[south grove]

nokotan is the biggest piece of shit in recent anime

[fleet zealot]

frieren isn't an isekia, the fantasy fans just yearn for more post companions drizzt content

[ornate bone]

actually going to cause a nuclear war now so that we can erase that

[rocky nacelle]

gooner solidified

frog is now dead.

[south grove]

I refuse to change my opinion

[stone fern]

good boy :3

[fleet zealot]

LIKE if you like frieren

consider reading the drizzt books

[rocky nacelle]

frieren is the best isekai

and slice of life

[grizzled aspen]

Am I not allowed to think her VA is good???

[sullen forge]

im glad you also now have to share in my suffering

[fleet zealot]

especially the later ones where he is coping with losing his best friends cause he's a fuckin elf

[pale spindle]

Guys I found it, a based Isekai

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[stone fern]

IF i can recommend ONE EPISODE of in/spectre PLEASE watch season 2 episode 2

[ornate bone]

10/10

[grizzled aspen]

Go watch parasyte.