zealot-class

[paper harness]

Your mom

[stone fern]

https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1JVkJy5

what are we?

[spare talon]

me creating my 10564643th default preset male when i am handed a character customization screen

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/opinions-sister-so-fake-so-fake-my-enemy-my-enemy-opinions-sister-so-fake-my-enemy-gif-24738842

[modern lintel]

hrm burger mayhaps

[copper hawk]

No burger

[paper harness]

Gooner

[copper hawk]

Eat healthy

[south grove]

I heard you use vortex

[paper harness]

@green yacht eat borgir

[spare talon]

the rumors are true

[modern lintel]

literally orders pizza while tiding smh

[paper harness]

You should be ashamed

[spare talon]

i do that

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[south grove]

I can't take it anymore 😭 can I just switch straight from manual to vortex

[stone fern]

vortex sucks

[paper harness]

Just don’t have a skill issue

[south grove]

I tried 3-4 times already and I don't think it's working

[paper harness]

Vortex sucks

Did you follow the written guide

[south grove]

I did

[spare talon]

vortex isnt bad
idk why everyone hates it

[lusty oar]

need vortex on my dick

[south grove]

I just can't get scoreboard working

[paper harness]

Press tab

[spare talon]

did you put it in your load order

[paper harness]

[lusty oar]

cyclic load til i ctd

[stone fern]

i tried it for fallout and it sucked back then

[south grove]

yes

[stone fern]

burn me once shame on you

[spare talon]

did you run the mods bat file

[south grove]

yes

[paper harness]

Use the auto loader

[spare talon]

when you load up the game and press f4 does it pull up mod options

[south grove]

yes

[spare talon]

and scoreboard is missing from that list?

[south grove]

I'm running other mods but scoreboard just refuses to work

[paper harness]

Which scoreboard

[south grove]

the original scoreboard mod

[paper harness]

Open mod settings and post an image of what is there

[south grove]

I can't figure out the main file so plugins isn't exactly gonna help 😭

[lusty oar]

it’d be funny if you just forgot to install animation events

[south grove]

alr

[south grove]

I DID

[paper harness]

Not required

[lusty oar]

[paper harness]

Now the mod folder

[hot jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1256509975572774983/makesweet-53je05.gif

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1285783542860746864/rapidsave.com_3dykmkfobdpd1.gif

[spare talon]

show whats in the scoreboard folder and whats in the mod load order txt

[pliant ice]

i dont know who that is

[fiery goblet]

Honestly I'm kinda waiting for the new update to release to start downloading mods

Not sure how the new crafting update would affect them tbh

[south grove]

I think I'm braindead

[fiery goblet]

Or maybe I'm just braindented

[south grove]

there's another scoreboard folder in the scoreboard folder

[fiery goblet]

[lusty oar]

hey there it is

[spare talon]

thats exactly what i thought it might have been

which is why i asked to check lmao

[paper harness]

Gooner

[copper hawk]

Boowomp

[spare talon]

i set the game to hard
maybe that might have been a mistake

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[copper hawk]

What game videojuego is this

[light badge]

is this good?

[paper harness]

No

[left iron]

Make a fishing rod, find closest fishing spot, get to fishing 100 in a safe spot

Takes ~2 hours

[light badge]

Elaborate pls

[hard nexus]

terreria two

terraria

[spare talon]

is that a strat or something

how good is fishing in core keeper

[left iron]

Nah, its just really good for early leveling

[spare talon]

is it terraria levels of good

[left iron]

And very strong for ranged characters

[hard nexus]

(core keeper)

is corekeeper good

i was looking at it a while ago

[paper harness]

Crafted crit chance

[copper hawk]

Snorebleeper

[paper harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[spare talon]

i played a small amount of the early game while it was still in early developtment back in like 2022

[copper hawk]

No

[spare talon]

but now that the 1.0 release dropped i wanna play it fully

chippy had great things to say about it

[copper hawk]

Crafted crit chance,,

[spare talon]

the full release

[copper hawk]

Put like

Flak on it

Or something

[paper harness]

Unyielding

[left iron]

You can get some high level gear from fishing, but its main thing is the vitality trait giving more health the more stats you have

[paper harness]

Since it has infernus

[hard nexus]

no, you want dumdum headhunter, with flak and unyielding/maniac

[copper hawk]

Oh troo

[left iron]

So its a good early investment, because its very safe

[copper hawk]

Noh infernus good

On accatran

For melting bosses

[paper harness]

For bosses

[copper hawk]

Plus dum dum

[hard nexus]

infernus is good but it works best with HH, hes got dumdum locked

[light badge]

gotcha

[copper hawk]

Means u shred bosses on weakspot hits

[light badge]

(don;t gamble while drunk kids)

[lusty oar]

the sedan is on osyker with true aim

[paper harness]

Dd is bis

[copper hawk]

Y r u drunk on a

Looks at calendar

Wednesday

[hard nexus]

yah but u can run off meta

stinker

[copper hawk]

Looks at watch

At 1500

[opaque island]

wiped by a triple trapper combo

[hard nexus]

not everyone is an egotistical meta slave like u dorn god,,,,

/j if not obviosu

[copper hawk]

Triple trap action

/j

R u /s or /srs

Im downvoting ur comment

[lusty oar]

man i love traps

[copper hawk]

U didnt indicate sarcasm

Sigh..

[paper harness]

So cica

[copper hawk]

U have a goon problem

[left iron]

This is my current characters start on my friends server. Most balanced of stat spreads

[spare talon]

@left iron ok this is huge
even tho i plan on being melee cuz im always a melee guy when it comes to terraria
magic robe dropped
+14 magic barrier
i see that on my health
actually huge

[sour oxide]

@spare talon loves trappers

[lusty oar]

ah pleads the fifth

[paper harness]

He also loves traps

[sour oxide]

danggggg

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iHSyAHUVqheqTNJAr/d1337T3Q2oLE?invite=cr-MSw0bjgsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[spare talon]

trappers remind me of the people who dm me on discord

[hard nexus]

i have some clips 2 post

[left iron]

Also, when you hit 100 in any stat, it gives you an additional 5 stat points, so you get 1 each 5 levels in the stat + 5 extra at 100

[copper hawk]

Hi medal link

[left iron]

So you can get most of the utility stuff from fishing while going melee

[copper hawk]

PUT THE KARKIN BOOT IN !!!!

[sour oxide]

its the cackle

[copper hawk]

I should do trapper voicelines

[sour oxide]

I call them kamelas

[paper harness]

You aren’t rough enough

[visual stream]

What is the deal with chaos spawn grab

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iHTxHzEXSJb2UU1Ro/d1337LBQs84P?invite=cr-MSxmVVgsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[paper harness]

It is annoying

[visual stream]

That grab has plot armor I s2g

[hard nexus]

lol speaking of

[paper harness]

Not as annoying as the fucking forcefield

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Yah the fucking cspawn repulsor field enrages me

So much

[hard nexus]

but the grab has a really long range on the Cspawns right (your left), you need to either dodge right, or have a long dodge distance

its dumb but managable

[visual stream]

You dodge backwards, it still gets you, you dodge to the opposite side of its body as where the arm is grabbing, it still gets you

[hard nexus]

i actually lived surprisingly

[opal sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-cat-gif-2489042263160225691

[hard nexus]

slide dodging is the easiest way of avoiding it

[paper harness]

I have a clip a chaos spawn throwing me into a dh

[visual stream]

Oh so you're supposed to dodge INTO the side that is grabbing you

[hard nexus]

that happened when @sterile basalt and i played,

[visual stream]

That makes so much sense

[hard nexus]

it was the frist time he died in a few weeks

[paper harness]

I killed the dh

[misty nova]

Aw how cute
Bomber cooking for the CS

[hard nexus]

tbf you're dodging under it

[paper harness]

Game crashes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[hard nexus]

lmfoa

[copper hawk]

Lol

Dummy

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iHTEPfvHcbfWIbPCM/d133756AVYjP?invite=cr-MSxBSGksMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[copper hawk]

Dumbass

[hard nexus]

also

[copper hawk]

Baaaaka

[hard nexus]

silent bursters anger me

i was MID SWING

[copper hawk]

U shouldnt of

Killed the dh

[paper harness]

Gooner

[hard nexus]

and it just materielizes

[visual stream]

I suppose so

Still seems odd

[paper harness]

Worse than a boy

Bot

[copper hawk]

A boy

What do u have against boys

[opal sparrow]

Idk how but they are

[paper harness]

[copper hawk]

Dorn ur not supposed 2 reveal alter egos like that

Ur ass would NOT keep batman a secret

[paper harness]

Kill all elves

[copper hawk]

Wtff

[opal sparrow]

I remember my friend blocked them because he refused to play with them after a bot was being more useful then they were

[copper hawk]

I love elves

[hard nexus]

they had gotten trapped, and while freeing them i got silent trapped by a third trapper (i had tknifed two others)

[copper hawk]

Whenever i play a wizard in dnd

It's almost always an elf

[light badge]

another check before I accidentally brick this one (more)
Headhunter 9, Crucian Roulette, the blessing that gives you +crit until your next headshot, +8 groaners, +8 specials

[copper hawk]

Short half elf my beloved

Well i guess just full elf now

[paper harness]

That’s just you

[copper hawk]

Since half bloods have been removed

[paper harness]

Isn’t it

[copper hawk]

Id love to be an elf

[sterile basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-canny-cat-gif-8275783885171617523

[copper hawk]

But i dont want to be tall

[fleet zealot]

they technically aren't but it's stupid

[copper hawk]

I love being short

[paper harness]

Noob didn’t kill the dh

[copper hawk]

5'8 is awesome

[hard nexus]

hi path

[paper harness]

How short

[hard nexus]

4'11

[paper harness]

Lmao

[ornate bone]

My height is based

[light badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1018862071103893514/41041E9B-8A88-4108-BC8D-1E86C5AFC384.gif

[fleet zealot]

basically you jsut pick one of your bloodlines as your "gameplay" species

[paper harness]

Literally over a foot taller

[hard nexus]

3'2

[sterile basalt]

I spawned into an ongoing mission with 2 ammo left in my gun and half my health corrupted

[copper hawk]

Hej man

[fleet zealot]

and then you just do the flavor text for everything else

[copper hawk]

Only tall person i like is meow

[fleet zealot]

but like, it fucks over things like half aquatic elves

[copper hawk]

All u tallies r freaks

[hard nexus]

im swag

[copper hawk]

And maybe frog

[fleet zealot]

is 5'9 tall?

[paper harness]

No

[copper hawk]

Noh

Ur short

Like me

[light badge]

I'm 5'6"
Pinnacle of average

[hard nexus]

idk but im taller than u

im 5'10

[paper harness]

6ft gang

[hard nexus]

lol freak

[ornate bone]

They did fucking what now

[copper hawk]

All military vehicles r designed for me

[hard nexus]

go reach on the top shelf

[copper hawk]

Im the master race

[hard nexus]

all u tall people r good for anyway...

[paper harness]

Hamdolsun is 6 foot 7

[ornate bone]

Did WOTC nuke half-elf

[hard nexus]

ok well

uhh

stinker

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

Top shelf

[solar gorge]

real manlet hour

[copper hawk]

I have to climb on something to get to the top of the fridge

[hard nexus]

5'11 in a 6ft world

[copper hawk]

Or the counter to get to the top shelf

[paper harness]

Cica is a Manlet and a femboy

[hard nexus]

i used to have to do that when i was a kid

[misty nova]

Same

[paper harness]

A fate worse than death

[fleet zealot]

yes all hybrids are nuked, you pick one for your gameplay stats and the rest has to be flavor text/roleplay shit

[copper hawk]

Im not a manley

[hard nexus]

clambering onto the counter to get a poptart

[copper hawk]

Manley

Manlet

[fleet zealot]

but it hurts my half sea elf

[copper hawk]

I dont do upper body stuff really

[solar gorge]

ur either 6.5 like me or a midget

[copper hawk]

Im just lean so it looks toned

[south grove]

Ia las blessing?

[copper hawk]

Im bottom heavy

No pun intended

[hard nexus]

hehehehhe

[paper harness]

Got that dumpy

[hard nexus]

bottom

hehhehe

[copper hawk]

I love legs and core i looove legs and core

[hard nexus]

u r a bottom

ur a bottom

hahahahah

ur a bottom

is the joke funny yet

[paper harness]

Quite obviously

[hard nexus]

bottom

[grizzled aspen]

I HATE core!

[copper hawk]

Wow thanks for putting it into perspective

ASSHOL

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[ornate bone]

CRINGE, NOT BASED

[copper hawk]

Yah core sucks lmfao

[fleet zealot]

cause sea elves aren't true amphibious, they have to get into water every 24hours. but half sea elves don't have that penalty and can still breathe underwater

[grizzled aspen]

I FUCKING HATE CORE WORKOUTS

[copper hawk]

I fucking hate core

[hard nexus]

this cherry pie is so bad i could die!

[grizzled aspen]

WE DO BENCHPRESS IN THIS HOUSE

WE SQUAT

[copper hawk]

The funny thing is that u cna get abs easily by just eating less and burning body fat

[grizzled aspen]

DEADLIFT

[paper harness]

Aesthetics tho

[fleet zealot]

so either i have to lose water breathing or be forced to submerge myself in water every day

[paper harness]

Obliques

[misty nova]

Headhunter ghost

[copper hawk]

But I do core a lot since my fun usually involves core

[ornate bone]

I HATE WOTC I HATE WOTC

[copper hawk]

Like surfing

My arms get tired wayyy before a ything else does

[grizzled aspen]

My core is like a fucking wall of solid concrete, even if there's a layer of fat in the way.

[paper harness]

On a child sized board

[copper hawk]

And if ur arms get tired then u cant pop up on the board anymore

[grizzled aspen]

I am NOT doing core workouts.

[hard nexus]

u gotta start gooning more

[copper hawk]

I actually surf on a 5 footer

[hard nexus]

its great for arm stamina

[ornate bone]

How can you claim to surf if I never saw you use the 🤙 emoji

[copper hawk]

Wavestorm makes a foamie shortboard

[hard nexus]

ur board is taller than u?

[copper hawk]

Omg

[solar gorge]

you have to

[copper hawk]

I migjt kill u meow

[solar gorge]

or you will die

[hard nexus]

LOL

:3

[copper hawk]

I could kill u rn

[copper hawk]

Crush ur skull like a grape

:3

[ornate bone]

:3

[hard nexus]

ok but

[paper harness]

It would be a struggle

[hard nexus]

id live

[grizzled aspen]

Meow is a certified gooner.

[hard nexus]

i dont have a brain im like a necromorph

[stone fern]

do core workouts

[ornate bone]

meow! just did a nuh-uh

[grizzled aspen]

The west has fallen.

[hard nexus]

my nervous system is all throughout my body

[stone fern]

you dont wanna fold like a wet noodle on a heavy lift

[hard nexus]

to "kill" me u have 2 entirely dismember me

even then ill grow back

[grizzled aspen]

So now we've got girlstink and gooning...

[copper hawk]

Nop

[fleet zealot]

im craving lasagna

fuck

[solar gorge]

i've seen this happen too many times

[copper hawk]

Garfield

[hard nexus]

mondays

[stone fern]

NEVER GOON

[grizzled aspen]

I dont.

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[stone fern]

you will

[paper harness]

You look like him?

[stone fern]

do core

[hard nexus]

frog is sooo obsessed with me guys

[stone fern]

right now

[paper harness]

Ginger and small

[grizzled aspen]

I literally squat 450 regularly without issue.

[stone fern]

give me 200 crunches

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-pattinson-my-honest-reaction-gif-1125690890428258812

[grizzled aspen]

Easy as hell.

[copper hawk]

I DONT LIKE GARFIELD

[ornate bone]

"If you kill me that means you cared enough to do something, and at that point I'm living rent-free in your head, so I win"

[copper hawk]

I dont like lasagna either

[hard nexus]

ok but can u squat 100????

thought not

[grizzled aspen]

Garfield headass.

[hard nexus]

liberal

[stone fern]

why do i not believe the random numbers people post here

[hard nexus]

i dont either

[copper hawk]

Lasagna is gross

[solar gorge]

450 what

lbs

[copper hawk]

Me thinks

[ornate bone]

GARTFELDT ORANGNE CAT

[hard nexus]

real

[grizzled aspen]

I can literally pick you up with one hand.

[stone fern]

i can squat 700

[solar gorge]

how many kilos is that

[hard nexus]

u dont even know how much i weigh

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, 450lbs. That's like 220 kilos.

[copper hawk]

A good rule of thumb is you should be able to squat twice your weight

[paper harness]

200

[copper hawk]

And bench your weight plus half

[paper harness]

205

[grizzled aspen]

If you weigh less than 200lbs, I can lift you with one hand.

[solar gorge]

oh that's lightweight

[ornate bone]

I always read lbs as libs

[stone fern]

so tru so tru i squat 80000

[hard nexus]

im 4'1 at 600 pounds

[grizzled aspen]

LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY

[hard nexus]

i am an orb

[paper harness]

YEAH BABY

[grizzled aspen]

Ham planet...

[hard nexus]

LOL

[ornate bone]

Blood of Christ

[copper hawk]

Lightweight is better

[stone fern]

im 500 at 4'1''

[copper hawk]

Lower weights and more reps

[grizzled aspen]

You're a lightweight.

120lbs sopping wet.

[paper harness]

I could crush you with my thighs

[solar gorge]

i actually do 230

[copper hawk]

Better progress and better on ur limbs and tendons

[grizzled aspen]

Could chuck you like a fucking spear.

[copper hawk]

No u couldnt lmfao

[hard nexus]

i think this is when you kiss

[grizzled aspen]

Me first.

[copper hawk]

Im not kissing that thing

[grizzled aspen]

I call dibs.

[copper hawk]

Idk where that mouth has been

[hard nexus]

frog is obsessed

[stone fern]

im shit at squats idk what i did

[paper harness]

I will not kneel

[copper hawk]

KARNAK SEX SLAVE might though

Pair of gooners those two

Freaks

[solar gorge]

smell like leg day skipper

[hard nexus]

yah youll have 2 get on ur tiptoes for him

[grizzled aspen]

I'm kissing Dorn, not you, you stink queen...

[hard nexus]

freak

[grizzled aspen]

Uh huh.

Keep talking, gooner.

[hard nexus]

i feel like you cant swim

[hard nexus]

like

[grizzled aspen]

I can't swim!

[hard nexus]

dorn just gives off the vibe of not knowing how 2 swim

[fleet zealot]

stink and stinker

[stone fern]

eh i remember doing legs with a friend who unironically benched twice as much as i did. i had 50kg more than him on calf raises

[hard nexus]

me n who

[grizzled aspen]

Though I have a weird genetic thing where my bones are too dense to swim.

[paper harness]

I row

[grizzled aspen]

So at least I have an excuse.

[copper hawk]

Dorn is too tall

[hard nexus]

thats not swimming

[copper hawk]

Id need a step ladder

[stone fern]

im better with legs and back than benching

[lusty oar]

stinker looks very nice

[copper hawk]

Rowing is not swimming

If ur like on a rowing team

[paper harness]

You have to be able to swim to row

[hard nexus]

yah i dont think dorn can swim

[stone fern]

rowing is very based

[copper hawk]

U do one movement

[grizzled aspen]

I am unashamed. Lightweight, baby.

[copper hawk]

Yah and i have to run to ride a bike

Lmfao

Astaghfirullah

Doesnt make u a runner

[hard nexus]

idk, i dont believe u

[stone fern]

i did 14-15 plates on seated rows i think

[hard nexus]

if i dropped u in a pool i think u would drown

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-genshin-impact-gif-21328486

[hard nexus]

i need 2 start swimming again

[copper hawk]

I GUARANTEE

[hard nexus]

i used 2 be very good

[copper hawk]

I am the strongest swimmer here

I LOVE SURFING !!

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gorou-genshin-ear-flick-anime-dog-gif-23094131

i don't play genshin

[hard nexus]

back in my prime i wouldve smoked you......

cracks back

[grizzled aspen]

You are the Emperor's strongest femboy.

[grizzled aspen]

Hag.

[hard nexus]

lmfao

hag

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/bloatlord-bloatmax-bloatmaxx-kyriakos-kyriakosgrizzly-gif-17950334

[grizzled aspen]

Old lady...

[hard nexus]

i have a lot of medals from my swim meets

[stone fern]

tfw shrug 145kg

[solar gorge]

fucking hate swimming

[hard nexus]

i dont know where they went though

[copper hawk]

i love surfing

everyone should surf

[hard nexus]

i mightve thrown them out by accident when i moved

[grizzled aspen]

I snuck into your house and ate them when you weren't looking.

[copper hawk]

lmfao

what natty actually looks like

[grizzled aspen]

Tasty brass statues.

[stone fern]

hes so based

[hard nexus]

i got DQd once because i had a complete brainfart and did flip turns in a 200 butterfly

[grizzled aspen]

L.

[solar gorge]

i had to get a 100 meters certificate to enlist

[hard nexus]

not my brightest moment

[solar gorge]

worst experience

water sucks

[copper hawk]

swimming isn't as hard as surfing..

[grizzled aspen]

You have bright moments?

[copper hawk]

ocean water is actually very easy to swim in

[hard nexus]

i used 2 be able to surf but i havent tried in so long

[hard nexus]

siiiigh

[stone fern]

you know whats great for the core? ice skating

[copper hawk]

u cant surf

ur a girl

[stone fern]

unironically great core workout

[copper hawk]

ur hair is too long

[hard nexus]

what makes it easier

[grizzled aspen]

You make this far too easy.

[copper hawk]

the salt content in hte water

[copper hawk]

as well as all the other shit

[solar gorge]

the fish piss

[paper harness]

L

[hard nexus]

its easy because the way it is

[copper hawk]

literally and figuratively

[grizzled aspen]

Lambda has got it.

[hard nexus]

cuz the bouyancy ?

[grizzled aspen]

Fish piss makes it easy.

[hard nexus]

makes sense actualyl

[copper hawk]

yarp

the hardest to swim in is usually a fresh water pool

and by pool i mean a lake

or other natural body of water

[solar gorge]

humans not made for water, swimming is a government psyop

[copper hawk]

u r less buoyant

next is a pool and then the ocean

or some other wretched place like

the red sea

wher eit's almost all salt

and u float to the top like shit

and die as well

[ornate bone]

Reddit sea

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

yah when id go wakesurfing or boarding i would always wear a life jacket, cuz it is tiring to tread in a freshwater lake

[ornate bone]

Wait, what do you mean "you die"

[grizzled aspen]

Salt is absorbed through your skin.

The red sea is the saltiest place on earth.

[copper hawk]

osmosis

[grizzled aspen]

Literally pillars of salt beneath the water.

[ornate bone]

Os-

Wacky

[solar gorge]

it's not instant

[grizzled aspen]

Being in the water for too long WILL kill you.

[copper hawk]

it will kill you

[solar gorge]

you have to soak in a little bit

[paper harness]

Memor esto brevis ævi

[ornate bone]

But like

[copper hawk]

Tu bene te ipse defendisti

[hard nexus]

id win though

[copper hawk]

Chops ur fuckin fiendish head off

[stone fern]

oh nonono

[grizzled aspen]

Shut the fuck up lawbringer.

[ornate bone]

How can absorbing it kill you, just drink more water

[paper harness]

Or it might end sooner than you would think

[stone fern]

bros pulling out the meme speak

[ornate bone]

You're surrounded by it

[copper hawk]

u know what

frog

[ornate bone]

Lmao lol

[copper hawk]

u wanna for honor !?

[hard nexus]

u cant swim id just get in a pool

[grizzled aspen]

It's latin for "you have defended yourself well."

[lusty oar]

she ad mortem my inimicus til i fiat lux

[copper hawk]

you gve defended

you gave defended

[grizzled aspen]

Shut the fuck up.

[copper hawk]

you gave defended

you gave defended

[stone fern]

meme speak

[grizzled aspen]

Creature.

[hard nexus]

and im not invited

[paper harness]

You should defend yourself better

[copper hawk]

u can play

[paper harness]

Midget

[copper hawk]

too

[hard nexus]

s

[copper hawk]

meow

!

[visual stream]

Don maglass

[hard nexus]

oh thank you for granting me permission

[copper hawk]

omg

nvm

[grizzled aspen]

Not until you stop gooning...

[hard nexus]

u hatge me

[visual stream]

HEYUH HAW

[copper hawk]

ur all uninvited

im playin by myself

[hard nexus]

u haaate me

[stone fern]

NEVER GOON

[ornate bone]

Roman legend

[paper harness]

Cica goons

[grizzled aspen]

Nah, meow goons.

[ornate bone]

Vancus Penius

[grizzled aspen]

I have proof.

[hard nexus]

frog is so obsessed with me

rent free in his head

[ornate bone]

Gvnivs Maximvs

[stone fern]

TEAM NEVER GOON ASSEMBLE

[copper hawk]

lmfao actually

u 2 should kiss

i think

it'd be awesome

[grizzled aspen]

I think meow would instantly vomit.

[hard nexus]

into ur mouth

[copper hawk]

dorn did u hear what the mysterious vc joiner had to say @paper harness

[ornate bone]

Coca is horny

[grizzled aspen]

I am an ugly ass mf ong.

[hard nexus]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Ayo?

[hard nexus]

im so ugly flips hair

[ornate bone]

Himeno kiss

[stone fern]

GET THIS MAN A MANGA PANEL NOW

[lusty oar]

what if that parries the girlstink

[hard nexus]

nobody would ever love me flips hair

[copper hawk]

this chat is ruined

[grizzled aspen]

Haven't considered that.

[copper hawk]

agartha has fallen

[hard nexus]

worst sentence ever

[paper harness]

Cica killed the chat

[copper hawk]

yeah.

[hard nexus]

i feel like id survive agartha

[copper hawk]

i dont know how

but i did

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout chat has fallen, billions must kiss.

[hard nexus]

cica returned it to perfection

complete and utter slop

thats peak

[copper hawk]

no

[grizzled aspen]

PEAK

[copper hawk]

it's pawful

[ornate bone]

People who said romance is dead never did a Chainsaw Man reference into someone's mouth

[grizzled aspen]

Lmao.

[copper hawk]

stupid ass sticker

i love it so much

[stone fern]

peak writing peak drawing absolute peak

[copper hawk]

u 2 are freaks

[grizzled aspen]

Said it before and I'll say it again. You have no fucking idea.

[paper harness]

Die clad

[ornate bone]

I reached the episode where wife gone

[copper hawk]

guys im honestly so sorry for what i've done to this chat

dorn was right

[ornate bone]

Don't wanna be without wife

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/please-stop-please-stop-breathing-yuki-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-13123500204039526567

[copper hawk]

if we banned like 3 people

[stone fern]

unironically the astronaut panel is peak art

[copper hawk]

it's be totally fine again

do it wardens

take me to agartha..

[paper harness]

Orcka

[stone fern]

https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/27/969/295/darkness-devil-chainsaw-man-chainsaw-man-devil-astronaut-dead-astronauts-hd-wallpaper-preview.jpg

[paper harness]

Clad

[hard nexus]

im expecting a 3 hour video titled "Addressing the darktide community"

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-cat-driving-agartha-cat-gif-6739171834390049371

[paper harness]

Cica

[opaque island]

you guys think the shit sefoni says while your hangin out in the psykhanium have any weight? or is she jsut fucking with us?

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-black-ops-1-cod-black-ops-1-viktor-reznov-alex-mason-call-of-duty-black-ops-gif-17086525410942444789

[hard nexus]

bit of both

[paper harness]

Backup can stay

[grizzled aspen]

Nah we should ban meow instead.

She is a gooner after all.

[ornate bone]

Go Tanner mode, make it 4 and call it "addressing the pathetic darktide chuds."

[stone fern]

unironically pls add a key press indicator on your gifs i wanna see how you move

[hard nexus]

i am the sole being holding this chat together

[grizzled aspen]

Nah that's me.

I'm Him.

[hard nexus]

nah, id her

[lusty oar]

no i cba

[ornate bone]

I don't want no fucking coming from someone like that

[grizzled aspen]

"I'd her."

[stone fern]

😭

[copper hawk]

what stuff does sefoni say

[hard nexus]

stuff suggesting tyranids, other chaos factions, zola being a genestealer

[ornate bone]

She knows some saucy stuff on Bush Jr.

[opaque island]

could be eldar not tyranids

[hard nexus]

trying to launch my fucking amd software

but

its NOT

FOR SOME REASON

HAHTHAEOPT)(HAEQOIUTBAOUITBAEWIOUTB

[ornate bone]

Nyehehehehehhehehwbeb

[hard nexus]

i love amd but why the fuck can i never launch adrenilin

[stone fern]

btw BTW

i saw a nice thread on the forum

what if dual pistols on vet/zealot

[copper hawk]

no

dual weapons

except

melee

i want an axe and a power maul

[ornate bone]

They should call it AND

[copper hawk]

or axe and smaul or something

[hard nexus]

i want a stubber pistol

thats just a glock

[copper hawk]

i want to larp as a loyalist rager

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR

[stone fern]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/if-we-got-a-stub-pistol-as-a-secondary-weapon-what-would-you-think/98778/31

[ornate bone]

You try to launch it and it goes "and?"

[copper hawk]

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[hard nexus]

lmfao

awesome

[stone fern]

dual 1911s

[paper harness]

Die

[stone fern]

no

DUAL 1911S

[paper harness]

I will kill you

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-gock-barrygock-gunt-gif-18407077

[copper hawk]

dorn is harmless

[stone fern]

idc

[ornate bone]

Keep yourself unsafe

[stone fern]

DUAL 1911S

[copper hawk]

dorn we should darktide sometime

i think

but ur in the fronti can't get my hands dirty

or my shoes dirty

[paper harness]

I will redirect a tlam directly onto your house clad

[copper hawk]

nurgle creatures are disgusting

[ornate bone]

Nurgle deez nuts

[stone fern]

I still find it ironic that dorn named himself after the most autistic prone to bursts of anger primarch

[grizzled aspen]

She said something about there being two zolas, iirc.

[ornate bone]

I should get a bit back into the tides of dark

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1142787972501082213/fluoride_stare.gif

[lusty oar]

i like savant's dream about 2 zolas voring each other

[paper harness]

[copper hawk]

can

can we kill this person

w rocks please

[ornate bone]

BRO JUST HIT ME W THE FLUORIDE STARE NO CAP OMG MODSSSSS

[stone fern]

how do two people vore eachother?

[paper harness]

@night dawn what do you think about this

[ornate bone]

Very carefully

[copper hawk]

so are

[paper harness]

Also @green yacht

[copper hawk]

karnak, eva, and lyric

ur like gooner ensemble

oh there's a fourth

[tropic pelican]

they each start from each other's mouths

[copper hawk]

now it's a crowd

[paper harness]

Lyric is lovely

[copper hawk]

isn't that the bad guy from the worst legend of zelda game

[lusty oar]

where did all these gooners come from

[paper harness]

Not a gooner

[stone fern]

what happens to the dual 1911s?

[visual stream]

So... they kiss?

[ornate bone]

My Cumical Romance's The Goon Parade

[paper harness]

Ainz is a gooner

Lamia lover

[copper hawk]

god ur all freaks

[paper harness]

Fucking degenerate

[copper hawk]

i forgot about ainz

[ornate bone]

ZEALOT'S A GOONER - LC I think?

[paper harness]

I will throw you into the tiber

[grizzled aspen]

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

so true clad

[ornate bone]

Cica, can I ask you a question?

[copper hawk]

that was a question

[ornate bone]

But can I

[copper hawk]

u just did ask me a question

[ornate bone]

Or did I intrude on your space

[stone fern]

this cant hurt me i dont even know where that is

[copper hawk]

ask ur question u freak

[ornate bone]

BUT DO YOU RETROACTIVELY ALLOW ME

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus u suck

i guess im playin by myself

[hard nexus]

:(

[copper hawk]

siiigh..

[hard nexus]

i told u what i’m doing !!

i said play a match without me while i try to fix this

[ornate bone]

Your fault for playing when I'm at work

[lusty oar]

lol get ganked

[copper hawk]

peeking what's ur question

[grizzled aspen]

Cica plays with himself???

[paper harness]

Of course he does

Nobody else wants to touch him

[lusty oar]

we established this at least 5 minutes ago

[copper hawk]

i've had it with you people

this is what they mean by scaring off the hoes

[paper harness]

You left before, no?

[modern lintel]

susser

[copper hawk]

yah

dorn's method now is to harry me off the platform

[stone fern]

you had two choices repond to random jabs directed at you OR talk about my GLORIOUS idea of dual 1911s you chose wrong

[copper hawk]

to spite him i wont

[copper hawk]

dorn spoke for me

[paper harness]

Mission failed successfully

[copper hawk]

we may be axiomatically opposed mortal enemies

but horseshoe theory still applies

[stone fern]

respond with fuck you and move on

[copper hawk]

we r more alike then we r different..

[paper harness]

It was either Dorn or king blueberry

And I still hate ward era writing

[stone fern]

i dont know who either of those are

[lusty oar]

regard gooningman

[paper harness]

[stone fern]

nah you're a dorn alright

[copper hawk]

i love rowboat girlyman

[grizzled aspen]

Does this imply that you are "the hoes?"

[stone fern]

im reading flight of the Eisenstein rn you're 100% dorn

[paper harness]

Kino book

[modern lintel]

rip manus

[stone fern]

its really good

i cant believe #40k-book-club people actually said horus heresy gets worse as you go on

its unironically getting better book by book so far

[sour oxide]

do you a-dorn dorn?

[stone fern]

no

idk i think i like vulkan most

[hard nexus]

adornable

[stone fern]

ask me again 27 books later

[grizzled aspen]

[visual stream]

Why didn't Emperor suspect that Horus Heresy would betray him

Is he stupid

[grizzled aspen]

Best primarch, barring Sanguinius.

[visual stream]

It's in the name

[paper harness]

“The flesh is weak but deeds remain”

[paper harness]

Killed Eldar kids so that’s another W

[stone fern]

the emperor set it up he knew what he was doing when he made horus bald

"THIS MFER SHALL BE BALD"

[grizzled aspen]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO (he actually has nightmares about it and wishes he didn't iirc)

[visual stream]

"Dont deify me" immediately gets deified

Pwning the atheist epic style

[sour oxide]

naw its all about Rogal is pretty sweet tho

[grizzled aspen]

That was... Lorgar, though? No?

The one that did giant fucking cults to the Emperor.

[paper harness]

Yeah

[visual stream]

Oh I wasn't talking about Horus just Big E in general, yeah that was Lorgar

[sour oxide]

TO BAD HE FAILED and they sieged terra and rip emperor ALL your faul Dorn

[grizzled aspen]

Really, it was big E's fault

[paper harness]

P sure a custodian could have killed lorger

[sour oxide]

Needed more Angron

[paper harness]

He didn’t make one of the 5 reasonable sons warmaster

[visual stream]

The emperor was very smart to, instead of prove he was not a deity like a normal person might, fucking obliterate the people worshipping him in an event that could easily be explained as divine wrath

[grizzled aspen]

The Emperor literally mashed two minor warp gods together to create Sanguinius (this is hearsay) and didn't believe his precognition when he told the Emperor that Horus would betray him.

[stone fern]

constantin valdor unironically doesnt need to be told to kill primarchs

[sour oxide]

and big S has wings.

[stone fern]

to be fair getting thrown into the warp could have made them warptarded

[paper harness]

Dorn, Sanguinius, Leman, Book nerd and the lion

Only really the reliable ones

[stone fern]

khan always forgotten 😭

[sour oxide]

butttt Sanguinius is dead and now forces his army to roll a leadership whenever abbadon brings around the talons.

[paper harness]

Good

[grizzled aspen]

We ain't even worried about Sanguinius's appearance rn, I'm just saying he could literally see the future, the Emperor KNEW he could see the future, and yet he didn't believe that Horus would betray him.

[paper harness]

Nobody cares

[stone fern]

bruh i dont get fucking sanguinius

[copper hawk]

i love khan

he was based

[grizzled aspen]

What's there not to get?

[stone fern]

why the fuck is gramaticus gooning with his feathers

are his feathers magic

[visual stream]

I love how so many Warhammer games feel like they have a sponsorship with Leman Russes

[sour oxide]

wouldnt you?

[stone fern]

whats fucking happening

[copper hawk]

we dont talk about grammaticus

[grizzled aspen]

No, he's just stating that Sanguinius has wings.

[stone fern]

yes

[paper harness]

What a fucking stupid name

[copper hawk]

john grammaticus

he's literally john warhammer

[grizzled aspen]

And that he can fly while wearing power armor.

[copper hawk]

middle name 40k

[visual stream]

In SM2 in the first mission in the game, you are stopped at an invisible wall in which the first thing you see is a Leman Russ roll by in front of you

[grizzled aspen]

Without an assault pack.

[copper hawk]

me when i horus my heresy everywhere

[sour oxide]

srsly 40k years and there is still a grammar police

[stone fern]

but theres a part in i think end and the death where john gramaticus is using feathers of sangui to open portals or some shit

[sour oxide]

grammaticus, oxford comma avenger

[copper hawk]

corvus is also fucking awesome

he was a cool dude

[grizzled aspen]

OOOOOO IM GONNA HERESY

Corvus is literally the only loyalist daemon primarch.

[copper hawk]

they're all daemons

[grizzled aspen]

I am using daemon in its literal meaning.

[copper hawk]

technically

[stone fern]

lets make a guy who can learn languages through psyker powers and call him gramaticus
YES YES THIS SHIT FIRE WRITE IT DOWN

[sour oxide]

but fr has anyone listened to the abridged audio book? because they fuck

[copper hawk]

or minor warpgods

[paper harness]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[stone fern]

reminder that john gramaticus' power is learning languages

[sour oxide]

oh man they are amazing

[stone fern]

unironically

[grizzled aspen]

They aren't warp gods or daemons.

[sour oxide]

guy does diff voices for each character

[copper hawk]

yes they r

[sour oxide]

and somehow they stick REALLY well

[copper hawk]

they r minor warp gods

[grizzled aspen]

Robo girly man is literally just a big dude with supreme intellect.

[copper hawk]

stuck in human form

[nimble fiber]

pan

[copper hawk]

malcador and emperor confirm it

and so does conrad

[grizzled aspen]

What book?

[copper hawk]

in his book when he gets sealed off by lorgar

[sour oxide]

All of them

[grizzled aspen]

Genuine question.

[copper hawk]

idfr there's too many

[sour oxide]

28 or so

[stone fern]

🤔

[copper hawk]

the one where lorgar fucking loses instantly

[grizzled aspen]

[copper hawk]

and retreats into his goon tower

[grizzled aspen]

Which time?

[copper hawk]

and has the symbols enscribed on his door

deny fate

[grizzled aspen]

He gets folded like a lawn chair a LOT.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-let-me-goon-breaking-bad-walter-breaking-goon-gif-11159938253989686015

[copper hawk]

since he was fated to die to a crow

[ornate bone]

Lorgar and his brother

Ligmar

[sour oxide]

https://www.blacklibrary.com/authors/dan-abnett/horus-rising-unabridged-audiobook.html

granted

they cost an army and a leg

[light badge]

Gunker with BB EP and Headhunter IX

Based or cringe?

[paper harness]

TOBEY LONGWORTH

[sour oxide]

but thats gmswrkshp

[grizzled aspen]

I need to read the books...

Lots of my lore knowledge is surface level.

[paper harness]

I got a code for them all

[lusty oar]

nah just get your lore from tiktok

[paper harness]

Friend works for GW

[ornate bone]

EP
gunker

[grizzled aspen]

I dont want an audio book, I want to actually sit down and read them.

[ornate bone]

Yeah ok buddy sure thing pal alright friend

[rocky nacelle]

I saw the setup based, when’s the doom guy test run

[sour oxide]

I have a copy of book one I may or may not have purchased that I may or may not have a seedbox that may or may not be in france.

allegedly

[light badge]

What exactly is wrong with BB EP?

[grizzled aspen]

Nothing. You're using EP on gunker.

[light badge]

Soon tm (when I'm sober)

[paper harness]

Where is your horde clear

[grizzled aspen]

Mk7 recon.

[light badge]

Illisi

[paper harness]

No dd stacks

[grizzled aspen]

Actually illisi is valid.

Anyway I need to stop being poor and get a real fucking job.

Can't afford warhammer books on a grocery boy's pay.

[rocky nacelle]

aw that’s no fun

[sour oxide]

onlyfans i hear is hiring

[stone fern]

ummm uhhhhh Ummmm

[grizzled aspen]

Perish.

[lusty oar]

spread that frogussy

[paper harness]

Measure your salary in how many forge world titans you can afford per year with your expendable money

[sour oxide]

that which is dead can never die.

is that with or without inflation

[hard nexus]

i’m pretty sure that’s a theory, a lot of the stuff surrounding the creation of primarchs is speculations, like thinking that the emperor made a deal with chaos for the knowledge and ability to make primarchs, or that the primarchs have the power/souls of minor warp gods put into them

as far as i know, and i can’t find any evidence to the contrary, we don’t have any proof of whichever theory is right

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/trex-dinosaur-inflation-awesome-radha-krishna-images-gif-26055581

[grizzled aspen]

Mars pattern warlord titan is like 1300 USD...

[grizzled aspen]

Thats...

3 months pay.

[grizzled aspen]

If I don't pay any bills.

A whole years pay if I do.

[hard nexus]

if u can find an excerpt that says otherwise pls send it, i wanna read it

[paper harness]

What

[ornate bone]

I just remembered

[sour oxide]

I think big E was just sick of all the dating apps so he was like fck it ill do it myself.

[hard nexus]

spamming the purge on a grim does that

[grizzled aspen]

This is @hard nexus gooning.

[hard nexus]

it’s funny

[light badge]

Me when alpha zealot chads

[ornate bone]

One day I saw my crush at the supermarket as I was walking to the bathroom

[stone fern]

look at the char names

[grizzled aspen]

Do not finish that thought.

[sour oxide]

yeah pls

I dont need to hear about your 5 on 1

[grizzled aspen]

Jesus...

[hard nexus]

using that hiding spot in malice is crazy

[ornate bone]

I was walking to the bathroom because I shat myself and it was running down my leg

[hard nexus]

?!?!??

bro???????

[nimble fiber]

very cool story

[sour oxide]

hi im eating

[stone fern]

i dont like vet

[nimble fiber]

hi im eating

[hard nexus]

hi i’m eating

[sour oxide]

is that gork or mork asraval

[hard nexus]

mork

[grizzled aspen]

Guards, this man has lost his composure. Restrain him and feed him to the beast that lurks in the woods.

[light badge]

I would like you to explode

[ornate bone]

I was very sick and it included die of rea

[grizzled aspen]

Gork.

[sour oxide]

fight fight fight

[hard nexus]

no it’s obviously mork idiot

[paper harness]

Explode furry

[nimble fiber]

[grizzled aspen]

No it's obviously Gork, idiot.

[hard nexus]

well i guess we have to kill each other now

[ornate bone]

LOS FURROS PENDEJOS

[grizzled aspen]

That will do.

[sour oxide]

look heres gork

[remote lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347254691966615552/1185818429010219058/attachment-35.gif

[sour oxide]

and heres mork