#zealot-class
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heres anoint in blood
Wash your damn hair, you ape.
Oily mf.
u failed on the second bullet cuz CHART has an R
exist literally everywhere in memes for no other reason than "look! its bridget!"
Greasy ass creature.
i have the same distain for fumos for the same reason
i do wash my hair
i just use a bar of soap for everything
what's fumos
You are literally stripping everything good in your hair out with a bar of soap.
I am severly confused
I'm speaking as someone with very long hair for a guy.
that narrator doesn't speak in uwu
hair that could fuel a deepfrier with how much grease is on it
those touhou plushies with the flat expression eyes
Asmongold Acolyte
i want dominos but its 8am what do i do
Wash with shampoo and conditioner you creature.
i actually have a bit of hair now
keel over and die
basically funko pops for weebs
the joke is that its a fumo
now laugh
like it's a lot to wash at once
this is the only way
🫡
I can see why you hate them considering it flashbanged me
(Wait 4 hours)
How long is "a lot of hair?"
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a4fa304-0b88-4cf8-827a-d0435327a8c3/zealot-meta-no-stealth
wdym why arent you laughing
its a fumo, thats funny, right
gutter runner
I miss L4D2 multiplayer, shit was fun
I think it's bed time for cole ( I also don't like fumos )
I can see your point now
long bangs
the freiza thing
My hair has passed my shoulders again.
femboy shag
Need to get a trim so it'll grow longer, faster.
black ops guy
Don't... don't call it that...
What’s the issue with that build
other people hate bridget cuz of a whole femboy/trans thing that happened that got the lgbt community tearing each other apart because they couldnt stop arguing about what version of bridget they wanted to stick their dick in
i just hate bridget for the same thing i hate fumos for, being the punchline of a joke when its just not funny
ur a fucking freak
I don't listen to grinches!!!!!!
god games lantern builds are fucking awful
the rat claims another!!
look at the one i posted
half of them have AI slop as their pictures
it's just pure unfettered ass
god
I hate navigating neutral against her
Azyr Psyker | Auric Ready | Smite your Enemies
it falls in the "is that a jojo's reference" category
Welp... all using the mk7 shovel told me was that I was right about my initial gut instinct of which shovel i would prefer(of the 2 newer ones)... the mk3 shovel is the shovel for me... Guess I can at least steal the t4 decimator blessing and put it on my mk3 for now. :/
Literally 90% of them have that and its just, ass, straight ass
that or Anime women for 0 reason
Its called aura bruh
That's literally the talent setup I use for my light spam karsolas build...
it's terrible
dont use it
also why spamming lights
w karsolas ????
Oh yeah definitely bad.
u generate tness
Big meme build.
on HEAVY
At least now that I know that I am gonna do better with the mk3(of the 2 newer shovels)... I can throw t4 decimator on it, instead of t3 thrust. :3
speaking of death guard, I'm the biggest fan of HH death guard livery
shredder autopistol is currently the worst weapon in the game right now
chainsword with crit chance perk and bloodletter
bleed for the emp without martyrdom
shred on chainsword but no scourge or enduring faith
IJ toughness node
the desc has alternate suggestions for it and they also have very ???? choices, such as crit or weakpoint damage as a thammer perk
nah this helbore build is just living in the future
@hard nexus
I’ll understand this one day
All I’m getting is that auto pistol sucks ass
I got pounced by a hound through a corner
I got so mad I closed the game
how did bro turn around the corner midair
Dark souls dog physics.
instant kill dogs
and the ass mobility on my power sword didn't help it
Okay, I have just the spell I think... assuming I grabbed the right book... accidentally casts immortality on Frog, instead of crush skull
I'm using my laspistol to push rn 😭
Run a laspistol to make up for it.
Mm yes crush my head with your tights
Oh good.
Fuck.
I cast monkey hands on you.
Wait... oh shit I just realized I had the immortality spell book... fuck... sorry...
woe, brain rupture upon thee
basically, the half choices he makes on weapon perk/blessing selections are not good
and a decent number of choices dont synergize with anything, such as taking shred, which is basically a free 20% crit chance blessing, and not taking the talent that causes bleed on crit and gives up to 30% crit on hitting bleeding targets, allowing for that 20% to spiral into 50%, and the 50% tdr for 4 seconds on a crit that youre now getting a ton to be active all the time making you incredibly tanky for a very low cost
calling anything meta is funny, as long as your thinking about what a weapon is good for and pair it with abilities and a ranged weapon that does other things you need. you can make anything work imo
ur letting me down in soyker chat
No theres a meta
Some things are better than others
thats just a fact
Also, Frog, I found the exact mk of shovel I'm probably going to always do better with overall... Sadly it isn't the si shovel... with how the mk7 shovel felt, I am doubting that the si shovel will feel any better to me... but I have this at least. :3
my problem is when people start saying if you dont use meta you're trash tbh i know there are definitively better weapons
the plasma spaz begging for plasma gun buffs
Oh ok got it
green shovel used to be poggers
Do the mk3 and mk7 newer shovels get access to skullcrusher?
flame your teammates become the problem ignore the haters
I would rather support my teamates and encourage them to do better! We were all new once, we've all had bad days yknow
The way to approach a gunner is just to run and spam slide right
good thing i dont use meta, though i bet different people here would say different things are meta
thats what I do vs snipers also yea
run slide at them
or dodge sideways towards them
(knife+IJ dodge isnt broken at all)

I believe that while a meta will always exist it should never be mandatory for clearing end game content consistently
Sweet, I had also found this just in case no one answered me. I know what I'm probalby gonna do: replace decimator for skullcrusher, when I get it later. :3
If you have second wind, yes. If you have swift certainty, just run towards them at an angle and you'll dodge all their shots.
its a narrow walkway dork, what now?
Pirouette
Then you shoot them, dork.
You have a gun for a reason.
I gotta start using my gun more
im talking from the perspective of the gunners
My revolver is currently exclusively for special sniping and nothing else
I just feel a bit... exasperated that my initial gut instinct was correct about the shovel I was going to both prefer and do better with...
gunners really are no joke, all it takes is a second or 2 of a sneaky one laying into you from the side to burn you down
Then you die to the knife crackhead closing on your position with religious fervor.
damn you know yourself
thats why all my curios have gunner resist
What was BIS flamer?
I see it happen to people all the time in QP heresy
Yeah, who could have guess... I have put enough times into Darktide that I can, for the most part, tell what I am going to prefer and like... Jeeze, and here I thought I had to be a psyker to know that kind of stuff...

scab rager jumpscare in lights out
IT'S A DAEMONHOST! BURN IT!
Holy fuck, speaking of skullcrusher I got this and upgraded it from green and guess what: I now have t3 skullcrusher XD
Wrong reply moment.
I'm kinda tempted to throw skullcrusher over uncanny, since I am mostly using the shovel for hordes... but... I'm not gonna start testing the out there stuff until I know how it feels to have the right blessings on the weapon... <.<'
ive been told this flamer i have is nearly perfect
Flak maniac or flak elite, blaze away and quickflame.
Yes.
flak unyielding , blaze away inspiring barrage
Right now it's quickflame.
Inspiring barrage is only for dummies that can't dodge.
paras internet doesn't let him dodge
i literally tell everyone I load into the first game long
and thats it
kill everyone
smh so hateful
mines ok then but I want Showstopper to be good 😭
me too
"Erm, dodge snipers sweaty 💅 " yeah you're the hateful one mf.
funny coming from the guy who cant dodge snipers
SEE EXACTLY
I am actually pretty happy that I have skullcrusher instead of decimator, tbh... it's going to be so much more consistent than accidentally missing 1 attack and then going fro +50% power to +0% power... lol
Stop hating lil bro and start lifting weights more cause we’re both getting drafted into WW3
IT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME AND WE AGREE THAT IT WAS BULLSHIT
Yeah.
maybe you should run it then
I have overpressure because I'm coping with the fact that it doesn't work.
thhey shoudl draft me i can be trusted
Inspiring barrage on flamer of all things
when you guys cant face tank 5 ragers and a bulwark hitting you with IB
you'll be crying
dont come to me
I dont understand the need for it unless you're face tanking a boss.
“I can be trusted” mfer they do not care you’re getting drafted
Face tank? i just dodge them
GET LIFTING BRO
They're dead before they get close enough to hit me you mongrel.
ok ok I get it everyone is a better dodger zealot than me
I get it
(heresy fuckers)
Malice player ^
its not like they swing faster on higher diff
Sedition player
Do I need to show the class you getting bullied by a bulwark when you were playing soyker?
So yall know refinery delta?
Bro you die?
I dont
That little room off to the left after the drop down at the bottom through the big vault door.
which one is that again?
it was literally once
And that mf would not swing at all.
lmfao
浣熊属哺乳纲食肉目浣熊科的一种动物。源自北美洲。前爪上有一層角質層,有時候需要浸在水裡使其軟化來提高靈敏度,所以看起來就像是把食物或者其他物品清洗乾淨,故名浣熊。
Tiananmen square.
yea if you keep hitting their shield they just laugh at you
literally im pretty sure they laugh at you
The one where they're using an old fuel refinery to make plagues.
Hook data interrogators up and pop the pods with them.
End event is 2 floors, octagonal arena.
i remember
what to run on shotgun
Still bullied by a creature with an iq below room temperature.
assault shotgun
Huge L.
terrying barrage
Raccoons are an animal in the family Raccoonidae, order Mammalia, order Carnivora. Originated from North America. There is a layer of cuticle on the front paws, which sometimes needs to be soaked in water to soften it to improve sensitivity, so it looks like it is cleaning food or other items, hence the name raccoon.
frog literally fabricated this story
he cant even remember the map or where it was
traditional chinese gave me a stroke
I can go take a sc exactly where it was.
I'm so used to simplified
Am I going to right now, though? No.
I'm about to sleep.
at least I wont die to a sniper and alt F4 in futility
Inshallah you will be barreled on clandestium.
noses are for suckers anyways
@spare talon what should I run on shotgun
No nurgleite has a fucking nose, I swear.
the db?
they must all get motion sickness constantly
yeh
they had to add a fake nose to VR so people wouldnt get sick
it's not even 2 weeks away 
just wait for the update in just over a week
Me playing sm2
i like flak maniac more 4 ragers
train map train map train map!
oh true thats also an option
thats pretty much the 3 things youd be using it for
maniac elite for maximum rager
sprint efficiency, stam, run n gun
scout andy
all my cosmetics are lime
have sprint efficiency and dockets all all my curios for maximum fast money
I agree with that
maximum speed to the elevator so you have maximize your waiting time as your team catches up
I have minimum patience on my curios for that type of shinanigans
unless they are good at it, then go ahead. but 'be good or be good at it' when it comes to speed runners
have to get to elevator so i can watch subway surfer brain rot
Okay... I know this is kinda pointless, and way overdoing it but... hear me out: 243 toughness on vet.
you only need like i think 200 if i remember correctly
That's if I took 2 toughness curios, instead of 2 health curios
For what exactly? tanking a mauler overhead?
With 2 health curios I'm at these for health and toughness
sniper if i remember correctly
mauler to i reckon
i got trapped then crushered last night after voc no health dmg
literally me
I was on the leaderboardss for subway surfer
sigh I wish it was easier to take both the upgraded ammo aura... and the +10% melee damage(which is on the opposite side of the tree 2 talents up from the movement speed aura...)
overtoughness is what does that
any amount of overtoughness will completely render you immune if you are hit by a crusher, burster, shiper, anything while you have at least 1 point of it
also face checking two back to back bursters
it will strip your toughness to 0, but you wont take any damage from it
but at that point youre still alive vs being dead
Well... if I remove either my 30% weakspot damage node or the suppression immunity node and the +25 toughness node(below iron will), switch health curio to a toughness curio, and then put the points over to grab that +10% melee damage node... I end up with these for hp and toughness.
Honestly I feel like it would just be more worth it to grab desperado rather than to try grabbing the +10% melee damage node...
basically any chip and the 200 hp bp is gone
I have iron will still, either way, lol
Maybe it's for snipers if you had 3 20% sniper resists...
it came to me in a vision
well true, i dont run sniper resist
cuz then you'd get 50% reduction from iron well, and almost 50% reduction from 3 20% sniper resists...
it’s to not get oneshot by snipers/bursters after getting downed
with 1 sniper resist
but at 205+50 toughness, i was still completely stripped with iron will
it’ll leave you with like 10 hp or however much idk
Does this node stack additively with iron will, or is it a seperate multiplier?
all dr is multiplicitive
So I mean with iron well and that you take 50% of 90% of toughness damage... then which is 45% toughness damage... then multiply that by 80% 3 times... which ends up with you taking 23.04% damage from a sniper shot, while above 75% toughness...
wait no
There's another 5% toughness dr node
so it actually is then 21.888% damage from a sniper shot above 75% toughness
im pretty the bp to not get stripped is triple toughness and triple resist with most the TDR including all 3 close ordr drill stacks and hunters resolve from infil lol
but that's with 3 20% sniper resists...
snipers have 10x toughness damage or something
I know and how much damage does a damnation sniper do?
at that point just dodge
you could potentially get me to drop 1 of maybe 2 of those, but if i need all 3
yeah that’s what normal people do
I mean let's say 120 for a worse time blocking it...
With all that you would still need this much toughness to tank it(with no overtoughness)
mr president a plane has hit the towers One More Time
I mean... if I have 3 toughness curios and the +25 toughness below iron will... and not a +5% toughness on the 3rd toughness curio this is how much toughness I get on my Vet... so theoretically it is possible to tank a 120 hp damage sniper shot with toughness...
And then I would have 0.344 toughness remaining lol
oh yeah you’ll be fine from full. 200+ hp is just so you don’t die after getting downed
I mean if you get downed with no wound curios... you still need a 20% sniper resist to not get downed at half hp unless you had over 240hp(with using a 120hp sniepr shot)
yeah, it’s one perk
but roughly with all of those 3 20% sniper resists as well as the 10% toughness dr node and iron will... you need somewhere over 218.88 to 262.656 toughness to tank a sniper shot with just toughness...
jesus
That's with a range of 100-120 hp damage from a damnation sniper shot... I know it's over 100hp damage, but, I don't think it's over 120
I could, honestly be 1.15
i have def tanked a sniper before with just toughness pre patch
or maybe i was high
at 115hp damage you need over 251 toughness to toughness tank a sniper shot with all of those extreme preperations...
Didn't the career skill being active, before talent trees, give 75% toughness dr tho?
yea the drums peak

oh that glitch? i probably did it on accident i never looked into it
it did
one of the feats was 75% tdr during your ability
Still it is possible to get over the amount of toughness you would need with 3 toughness curios and the +25 toughness nodes below iron will and dsperado/-0.25 stamina regen delay
These are the toughness curios I have that gave me 263 toughess
That's what I meant, I forgot to add that it was something you had to choose in the vt2 style talents before talent trees
god i wanna go back to vt2
but theres no fucking sprint
walk everywhere like a peasent
i cannot stand playing vt2 after starting with darktide
I tank snipers with 220 toughness (not even 271), iron will and close order drill, not sure if zealot aura was present or not
I mean if I calculated it correctly vs a 120hp damage sniper shot I should be able to tank a damnation sniper shot, with these 3 toughness curios(if I put +20% sniper resist on all 3 of them)
i came back to play mah kerillien a few times for Chaos Wastes Legends+
@spare talon did u give up on hunt
but around 2 months ago finally uninstalled
i just miss sprint, slide
and other fun stuff from DT
I am not trying to recommend doing that, I was just calculating if it was possible vs a 120 damage sniper shot...
probably
i dont think its my thing
epic noobling smh
I much prefer having 2 hp curios on my Vet, instead of trying to full toughness curio it lol
im shit at pvp games
i ran my vet with 1 tough 1 hp 1 stam
It gives me almost perfectly equal health and toughness... 219 hp and 218 toughness... :3
being situationally tactical in an action pve game, no problem i ace that shit
but in pvp game. i will pickle the bed instantly without fail
dunno if thats not optimal but it feels right i guess?
pvp clicked for me with mobas
i cant do pvp in fps for the life of me
have you heard about our Lord Savior @sterile basalt?
mobas i cant stand either
I think it might be a mauler overhead, for why you want roughly a little bit more than 200 toughness with iron will...
u are literally so carpilled
deadlock is fun
but traditional mobas are awaful
awful
Because it most certainly isn't a damnation sniper shot... even if it only did 100hp damage...
i have thousands of hours in PvP games like Dragon Nest, Kurtzpel, Lost Ark and World of Warcraft (i was in top 0.5% WoW or somewhere there).
The longest part is learning the game and everything that enemy class can do, after that you play it as PvE game, because in 90% cases you can predict what your enemy is doing and only need to be aware of his cooldowns (in your head)
hi path
needs:
close order drill (full coherency)
iron will
5% TDR node
200+ toughness
3x 20% sniper resist
being able to dominate in a pvp match is what imagine heroin would be like
it what feeds to go further
it's not very practical most of the time
i used to be really really good at a few PVP games, and yeah
its a very good feeling to just stomp pubs
I mean... every single build I use on my Vet always has both close order drill and confirmed kill lol
fortnite, apex, warthunder
r the first 3 that come to mind
Just like they all have the +10% melee attack speed as well lol
it's not necessarily that, it's the fact that u need full coherency to be able to tank it
warzone too
if a single teammate is far away it doesn't work
i was him in umvc3 but then, infinite came out and that was it
lmfao
thats the hard part
i am absolutely terrible at knowing what the other player is doing in pvp
How does Zealot aura goes there, because i for sure tank a lot of snipers shots with
220 toughness (not even 271), iron will and close order drill
I dont use even a single sniper curios
Wartunder
hi psyucho
I mean alternatively if you knew you were distracted by something while a stray mauler was somewhere nearby you could just use voice of command with the duty and honor talent for it instead of trying to figure out what toughness amounts you would need
adding zealot aura into the mix requires >170 toughness (all related talents active) on veteran
Also, a lot of PvP games require map knowledge and map awareness, like Tarkov and Hunts Showdown
zealot cannot tank sniper shot with toughness, period
u can i-frame it with FotF and that's about it
im not fan of both these games, so didnt play them that much (i do own both tarkov and hunt tho)
+rat gaming with sound
i get so mad at map illiteracy, like dude theres 5 people missing on the map and youre by yourself in lane, maybe dont overextend
but im cool like that though
Hallo
deep sea creature
thats something i get the hang of after playing x game for a while
but knowing the map doesnt help me specifically know what that other guy is planning to do
learning 2 predict is vv hard
especially in higher level play
cuz then u have to play chess
quite the opposite
I mean it's easy for me since I'm just so good
some games can take at (average) 500-1000 hours before you can actually predict/guess what your enemy is doing
if i see someone back off into a building, and i know that building has multiple exits and hiding places, i will never properly be able to know exactly they are doing
ok theyre gonna do this so im gonna do that but theyre gonna think im gonna do that so im gonna do this
rinse and repeat
thats why i just rely on mechanical skill and just go straight in a lot
i die
Helps that I'm the great horned rat incarnate
but its more fun
and if i dont know exactly what they are doing, i am almost guaranteed to make a terrible move
for example
Search, Craft, Hunt! An Eternal Survival ExperimentOn the deserted Lumia Island, the seedy organization known as AGLAIA is conducting secret experiments on human subjects in a bid to perfect a new race of extraordinary humans.Work with your teammates and craft weapons and armor that are required for your survival!The Experiment Has Begun.
this one is probably the worst MOBA x PvP arena brawler
gooner game
ever for new players
then i would say you didnt know the map, because you should know also those exists and which one is best for him to take
this is coming from my experience in other games i have multiple hundreds of hours in, such as overwatch/fortn*te

it's pretty good tho after 1000 hours
but bloody nobody will stay that long
to learn

overwatch is so easy
oh
valorant was the other one i used to be really good at
i couldve easily gotten to plat if i played ranked
i just, didnt want to play ranked
You poor soul
Or a redeeming factor at all
Man... it's really nice that any overtoughness can block something like an all of a sudden silent burster that just showed up on your hud, from the spidy senses mod, as it started jumping out on top of you lol
enjoying videogame just for enjoyment, how dare ya
nerf gold toughness
thats a bit like playing tf2 pubs and saying youre good tho right
!!
pubs are always easy to smash
not really, QP is still MMRd
Buff plasma
but thats also assuming that THEY know the map too, which if i assume they do as well, then i might potentially put myself in a worse spot for what theyre actually doing
ah didnt know
I have spoken
I was pitying you over playing valorant in the first place
my battle engineer with little bitch turret in pubs back in the day
fond of those times
I asked AI to make you a PFP @sterile basalt \
yeaaa
Slop
what was it called?
I thought AI pics were banned in this server
sentry gun
Mini sentry with the widowmaker
wdym?
if i assume they went out the back entrance of the building, and i loop around to catch them from cover, but they actually went upstairs to the window directly above the back entrance, with the audio lining up roughly the same for both pathing, im now in view of them
and i am none the wiser of their location
if you guess incorrectly then youi landed yourself in a duel
which happens
Listen Cole, when in doubt, level the building
is that a battlefield
Or paint the walls with shrapnel
red faction babeeeee
but this is exactly what i mean by im terrible at that, i am almost always in the worst possible position due to an incorrect call or assumption of what my enemy is doing
skissue
Dt server rule says no AI art stuff
well if you keep landing yourself in duels, you have to win them then
and im only an average player
chances are, im going to lose those too
Oh seriously
so ive lost twofold and gained no experince of value
How can they know lol?
rule 9
you can always work on your gunplay
no AI stuff but ripped images of manga are okay
always
naturally
yea I'd suggest u delete that
thx tho
i only know about rule 34
I mean in all honesty I am sort of always doing this... I just have poor aim, so it might not always seem like it. >.<'
rule 63 is also very useful
i remember doing aim trainers for honestly a rediculous amount of time and all that only for literally nothing to change lmao
dysgraphia affecting how i use a mouse really just makes it to where my skill will always remain where its at and i just have to accept it
i don't fucking care tbh, Wardens can fight me
no gender bends allowed
I can't bend it but can I break it
oh yeah what’re you gonna do about it
cease
you just can’t handle the milk from wolfer’s fat tits
im gonna ping wardens
what the fuck
i will give you my kidneys if you just STOP with the out of pocket comments for ONE day 
I love how I couldn't see the 2nd burster at all
until it blew up (teammate shot it)
ogryn gameplay
how is your toughness regenning that fast with only 1 ck
piss toughness for the win
unless you have more and the buffs arent showing
watch top left killfeed at start
ah
CK is absurd toughness gain over time when u get to kill things
yeah ik i just was looking at the bufflist for it and only saw 1
you're making me think even with a free set of kidney's you will ignore my wishes 
and went ????
if you give me a replacement pancreas it's a deal
I know it isn't for me but I really need it
the buff list is mega buggy idk
sometimes it doesn't show reciprocity stacks
also what diff was that, thats 3 lvl 2X people
sometimes it only shows CK x1 when I have like 7 going off
maelstrom
time to shill better buff management
normal board?
it’s more fun when i take it by force
ya
so likely heresy/damn?
i do that a lot cuz theyre so fun when you get leveling or fresh 30s who are not prepared for what they just walked into
Stay out of auric buddy 
i have a malice mael clip somewhere
one of the guys didn't know how to push burster
and it was "waves of burster & mutant"
Stay outta my auric 
my genuine reaction:
scriers
brainbursts poxwalkers and shooters
falls off ledge
If that was darktide bolt weapon he would have missed because the guns model snapped randomly an inch to the left
wait did that guy die? UI doesn't show
poor dude
no, he just had a shooter sitting there shooting at him point blank and he didnt do anything about it
oh yeah shove it in

imma go off myself after that one
bye guys it's been real
i have ui opacity pretty low cuz of where my buffs/hp/etc is
aw man, i thought the reload was the ragdoll flop
what does the blue number next to your level mean
I've kicked you from my Auric mission
What does this mean?
The success rate of your mission has decreased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons why I might deem your presence in an Auric-level mission to be unworthy of continued participation. These include, but are not limited to:
- Being under-leveled for the difficulty,
- Contributing less than the minimum required for success,
- Failing to use teamwork and communicate effectively with your squad.
Am I banned from Auric-level missions?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from joining missions at this difficulty until you’re properly prepared. Otherwise, I’ll be forced to remove you from the team or downrank you, which may put your participation in future high-level missions in jeopardy.
I don't believe I deserved to be kicked from the mission. Can you undo it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I reconsider your re-removal. If you feel it was unfair, shoot me a private message explaining what went wrong. I tend to respond to Darktide messages within several minutes. However, do note that over 99.9% of these appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the vote kick and move on. But learn from this: unpreparedness at high difficulty levels won’t be tolerated in Darktide. Improve your build, your teamwork, and your readiness before tackling Auric missions again. Remember: Darktide is a privilege, not a right.
I tried figuring it out
fuck off
amount of nurglussy pounded
how much xp you have to go from lvl 1-30 X times
ah
I think keeping the helmeted nurgling is good
more entertainment and keeps the place lively
Not as good as the vet me and unepic played with, who popped VoC during mutie wave killed 1 mutie then dodged himself off a ledge and left
(He was using plasma)
someone said they’d beat me like that while fingr blasting me
what's his name?
that might've been me on a bad day
No idea he left immediately
and I don’t have steam username mod
cuz it’s unnecessary
😭
ah it was frog
that's not me then
was it a cadian voiceline veteran
I think he was cadian with the scion helmet using plasma
this was a few days ago maybe a week to be fair

I'm too poor to purchase cosmetics
thank god
it was just hilarious to see him plasma muties get grabbed immediately pop VoC and dodge off a cliff into leaving
funniest shit ever
it’s very necessary. i saw a black zealot with a steam name of runaway slave
it was the start of the assassination mission where you’re in the tunnel
the exit of that tunnel entrance he dodged off lmfao
I imagined it in my head 😭
I knew where it'd be
scion helm cadian vet is either really good or horrendously bad I don't think I've seen a "mid" one
I fell off once after a mutie tossed me down next to a daemonhost
commodores vestures moment
Scion head is cringe go no helmet and trust the god emperor
refractor field protects
it makes cadian personality tolerable and that's good enough for me
but it removes the armor buff from having no helmet
VoC voice lines make Cadian vet goated
LET’S GET TO THE CREAMING
even his whiny lines, with scion helm just sound "reasonably angry" instead of being annoying
loose cannon for maximum kruber
but also I think I haven't heard my vet whine besides reviving people
I tag too much
he doesn't even talk in group convos anymore
I met a vet yesterday and their name was cadia cadia cadia
and whenever we'd talk in the chat they'd just say cadia over and over again
you tag more than me and some randos think i have it bound to m1 

never ever had a tag complaint but I usually kill it 0.5 seconds after tagging
tbf
cause it’s usually something that needs to die now
i have successfully teamkilled 4 vets with tag bound to M1
you know they have it there when it's
pingpingpignpgnppignpign
Are we long lost siblings
(Not all at the same time)
i love how you just accepted it 
the moment I heard the beep after u got hit I knew where this was headed
chef hatchette, you have been chopped
and prolly pretty well fried
total woman-pointing-at-smirking-cat vibes
what i see before waking up in a musky cellar
i hate that i instantly picture this
do i make a 1am sandwich
then by process of elimination, yes
top left: "ok and?"
top right: slight joy
then assuming you find out
bottom left: unimaginable anger and homicidal thoughts
bottom right: :D
all 4 squares rotating every 30 seconds or so
Geeze I killed 28 disablers in the run I just did... and it was just normal intensity damnation... Everyone less killed less than 10 disablers each <.<'
I did like... 90k less damage than everyone else... but I had a focus, apparently(which I wasn't specifically trying to focus on)... and that was the mfing disablers >_<'
Was that an auric or a maelstrom? x.x
wait
that was a true solo wasn't it
normal maelstrom
specialist enemies from waves do not count, except for snipers
this was a sniper maelstrom
oh wait
those are real people
those aren't* bots
is there a way to juice up throwing knives
diarrhea coating
poison damage
would do the opposite with nurgle
any universal buffs from blessings also apply to your knives, this includes crit increases. some power blessings, rending from uncanny strike, cleave from manstopper
does thou mean
VALIENT
KRRRRRRRUBAAHH
mods, post the manstopper throwing knife vid
not at home
however all of that being said
realistically you do not need those like 95% of the time
throwing knives one shot almost every single elite and specialist to the head already
(You need them 100% of the time instead)

backup just type in t knife propaganda
every time I said it I probably posted that video
what do i even pay you idiots for
more than you deserve
throwing knives role is always to be a specialist/elite sniping tool and it already excels at that
if youre trying to use it for sustained damage against anything beefier, you have a gun for that
Oh and in reply to your scoreboard, Cole: Fuck yeah, you were wrecking fucking house on the goddamn disablers and specials. I expect you to, due to how skilled you are... but who needs expectations when you have cold hard facts? Hehe. >:3
i have yet to see a bank statement
where is my money backup
it’s with the cheese
these first two were that game #psyker-class message
the cheese spoiled
Man... I wasn't that good when I was at my best, for Darktide... but I probably could have been useful in your team at that time for that... but holy fuck you were going ham on em XD
being a nerd is better
Don't forget what started cole on getting better at the game was one game where a ogryn had to carry him through the match so badly he got told to KYS
its a character arc
my canon event
when i fully died 5 times in normal damnation at the old hab drayko end event long before they drastically increased spawnrates
and was told to kill myself
I mean for me my it's always been: Whatever you do, don't be the fucking weakest link... even if I have to fucking tooth and nail with a plastic stick against all of the hi 5 shock enemies... Fight, damn u! ... x.x
strongest DT warrior
so after that match i did research to get better at the game
and i kept improving
i remember thinking i was hot shit when i got the damnation border initially lmao
that’s why we should tell people to kill themselves more often
not autistic enough to play off feel
Fake zealot
yeah and now i have a reddit post in my name
forever immortalized in reddit
the price we must pay for success
also the masculine urge to post a pump pic every time after a good workout
hard thing to fight
pump in me pooper
Not exactly... just most defiant(to the enemies) and bull headed stupid mf that does whatever they can do to keep goin no matter how fucking stupidly insane I have to play in order to not die... so I can beat the mission. <.<'
service ain’t free
I mean I fight tooth n nail when I'm trying to clutch... It definitely isn't good on me, as far as how much stress I am taking in... but that doesn't even cross my mind at the time cuz I'm too busy doing my best not to die/get disabled... >.<'
nah i respect it
when one of the zealots says something so warp-phobic and you gotta hit them with that psyker stare
hit em with the
I'm pretty certain some of the clutches that I've pulled off and some of the clutch attempts that I've had probably have knocked like... 5-20 years off of my life lol
they give me life
joining your games to tank them right now
must suck to have the inverse
gonna make you DIE
I wouldn't wish putting that stress on anyone else. I am somehow able to handle it with my panic gaming playstyle... but I probably shouldn't be so... I guess the word I could use it "eager" to put myself through that lol
🪞
I still need your blahaj
Not fair they need their 3rd brother
Congrats on ur transition
ya killing me cica
Ilove sharkitty
Imagine not having the sharkitten plushie
NOT A SHARK
how long have you been on hrt?
Coke
Coke
Cole is also a word
Not my fault my phone auto corrects it
¿
never, as i have no shark plushies
this is the problem with being a shark fan nowadays
you’re either a vtuber fan or trans
if you have shark plushies
fuck this stupid chud earth….
you can be a shark fan
but the moment you have a shark plushie
is the moment you take a different path
she's right cole
aight
LMAO
dont pregnant man react me. we're done
Imagine not having a panda plushie
i have a gif i find really funny but i dont think mods would like it
I have a few funny words I’d like to say
And no one would like it
so I’m just gonna go make a protein shake and shower
Shake that thang
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shaking that protein in the shower
i immediately regret saying that
Do the bug shake
why am I seeing memes about my cities metro system
STOP ITTTTTTT
STOOOOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
wtf this is authentic as fuck
the ear pop shit
ive never been on a metro
i wouldnt survive a day in stimpeeland
uh i mean australia
he always betrays them
I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AHHH
I LOVE SYNDEY METROOOOOOO
BENEFICENT EMPEROR GRANT YA BOY THAT HOLY YEAR LONG TRAIN PASS
Hello fellow sinners
I found out I can make a sniper with the shotty
Can 2 shot ogryn gunner from long distance
10/10 would make it again
I love big muscly men with chainsaws
Laugh at the Sydnerd 
Need Gears 2 and 3 remasters 
thankfully we have some really great ones now
like garten of banban
LMAO
horror games are so ass nowadays its not even funny
i still dont even know what banban even looks like
dont look it up for your own sanity
its the ugliest cash grab "scary" game ever
i just know what the thumbnails of the games look like and that its a horror game
so its ass
im not really a horror game person
should try em out sometime
silent hill or dead space
shit even RE4
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3077
but RE4 isnt a horror game
because the main character is Leon Kennedy
so its impossible to actually be scared
(unless you're fighting a 1 shot enemy like chainsaw guy)
signalis was the one that looked good
it is
(its basically silent hill 2 but lesbians)
so its basically silent hill 5
and my homeboy actually puts it over SH4
signalis is silent hill but for insufferable chronically online femcels
ok but the game looks good
it's p good
horror normally isnt my thing
psychological horror is
so, playing auric heresy
why do you think i play normal board heresy
The last horror game I played was like slender in 2012
psychological horror of people self bricking
its only going to get worse in 8 days
TRUE
im going to start a new wave, when the itemization drops
i cant wait to be the sweatiest fucking person alive
im going to inspect randumb's curios
instead of weapons
since curios will be completely free
my favourite psychological horror game is total war warhammer ranked ladder
so i'll see just how deep the rabbit hole goes
curios will be a delve into someones mind
what games do you even play cole
you said you hate mobas
you definitely dont play gacha
you arent a horror guy
and you said you arent really a pvp guy either iirc
though I am neglecting the singleplayer genre
this mf doesn't like anything
perfect for #zealot-class
i think he should go outside
unironically the way this room is setup and everything
with pointing and clicking with the mouse
it really reminds me of Professor Layton
if anyone's even played that or heard of it
good games
i played prof layton when i was 12 on the nintendo ds
literally same
i never finished one
(too hard to think)
normal anime guy next to this duplo looking mf


